#general-chat
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Fr fr
....did it?
"joined my 28 havoc with not bubble and palpatine lighting"
god I love nots
you are complaining they didnt join with shit you wanted 
do you know what benefit lf the doubt means
yeah
i also know its unlikely they're going to change their entire skill tree no questions asked

he couldve made the build work tbh
Half the reason i stay lurkin here is for the drama 
he just literally went down to one trapper then 3 bosses spawned lol
i dont blame you
this shit is great
i think this is the only benefit to the party system
havoc system is hell tbh
where r u from
Its like a free drama show
says the man who didnt bother asking the smyker about their tree
Cadia
Idk I think its a game mode for the get gud players
no like IRL
america most likely
I'm trying to figure out if you are ESL so I can avoid calling you stupid
if you aren't then I'm about to call you stupid
Huh da hoo ha?
Your english comprehension skills are worse than that psyker buddy
Get red role dawi
yeah once you've learned the ropes of the game and had a few go arounds in auric the lower levels of havoc are good
yes yes, i know that american education made you unable to comprehend basic sentences
get well soon buddy
naw grammar and english class tends to drive home basic structure and how to interpret what others say
paying attention, however, tends to be optional

But That requires talking
yeah
plus how would he even know the psykers comprehension skills given the fact he didn't bother speaking to him 
Don't be shy
only 150 messages so you're 1/3rd of the way there
Youre bad and dumb im done talking to you 
Me personally would never do above havoc 20 with pubs that arent in vc with me. coms are key!
"you're bad and dumb"
god this shit is gold
No i think i will be
okay new question
how old are you
💀
Your mom
yeah its a violation of discord age TOS
Whatever makes you feel better, you think you are rattling me but its not working you are wasting your time tbh
Im chilling, i called out a dumb player and buddy got hurt like it was him, so i can conclude he is bad. End of story
You also might want to unlink your steam
you have your first name and exact location on there dude
dude i dont even play havoc on psyker
you're just pissed off you didn't bother to ask questions about why the psyker didnt have dome
i fucking called it
i knew he was american
Thats not my real name but thanks for the advice
sure dude
Imma be real here bud we're not gonna defend you. We get bad pubs it happens all the time
its defo an account he inherited though
18 years of service but the answer to "how old are you" is "your mom"
When i doing auric storm surviror, can i do other missions?
yeah
I dont need anyone to defend me I was just typing what happened, dude started hating for no reason, look at him go still mad 
you dont need to do 5 auric maelstroms consecutively
You can't even play a different game
I'm gonna assume some sort of tweaker weeb too
Fatshark will know
that shit is hella old
virginia weebs be like
now the kind of tweaker weeb I will not elaborate on- nvm make an educated guess
im talking like high school lol
Also, youre a weeb too so thats rich but whatever
I aint gonna lie its mostly cause your reaction caused more attention to occur. You acted dramatically so in turn cause drama
this is true
but I'm no so far gone as to start putting jp symbols in my name
Sure i was a little upset ngl, i didnt need dude getting defensive for absolutely no reason lol
i'm shocked that the automod hasn't already banned this dude for being from virginia
Yea ngl you’re acting like a little kid
fucked up
You're doing it again! If you didn't want drama dont act dramatically
I was like 12 when I did that
Nooo
i missed some of the drama
Im actually from Texas 
can you not just embrace the fact that you're a cringe weeb like there's literally no point hiding that shit anymore
All americans are bad
it's not taboo like it used to be
^
What about meee???
except me 👉 👈
Maybe there's exceptions
you went to highschool and your answer to a basic question is "your mom"?
fucking hell
Anime is more mainstream than its ever been
why are you pinging me? who are you?
killing the part that cringes unfortunately does not tend to cancel out being cringe
pensive emoji
😔
u can like anime without pretending to be deku on tiktok
i hate mha
i think i'm just burned out on superhero shit in general
even if it tries to be different
Why da drama switch to anime
GENTLEMEN
I like superhero stuff
but now I've started to get bored of like
UNFORTUNATELY, SEFONI IS AN AGENT OF SLAANESH
the powers n shit
THE WAY SHE MAKES MY CADIA STAND
local man plays mortis trials for the first time
Cap but ok
sefoni on her way to moan directly into my ear for (???) reason
99% of americans are bad so it's only technically cap
Fr got me acting unwise
Ill give it a 50/50
sefoni is probably the worst and best relationship you could have
it's definitely a lot more than 50% lmao
search into your heart. you know it to be true.
like sure the sex is great
but you've also got a psyker watching over you 24/7 ready to pop your head
krall has a better chance with her than 99.99% or rejects
i think i want to watch death note again
Yaay
it's been a very long time
Lowkey arbites should bring ogryns with em for the extra yellling power
Not the AI slop in here now
you know i think this is the part where he kills you
i'll tell you right now the first person going on my death note is that guy who reviewed turning red and said it should have mentioned 9/11 since it took place around that time
could be wrong though
and then after that probably like kid rock or some shit
gimme a death note and america will be fixed quickly
why do you have that on hand
all movies taking place during the 2010s should contain at least 9 mentions of 9/11 as is the law of the murican way
Dw about it
I- what 
What the fu
i have a cool video for you
why are you stuttering through text
are you submissive ?
you can't just ask that.. he already said he's shy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIW61hZO170
watch this
YWTMMS:
http://yearmankind.tumblr.com/post/113777100455/the-making-of-ywtmms
educate yourself by reading my essay on limits in comedy:
http://yearmankind.tumblr.com/post/82775289528/principles-of-appropriate-discourse-on-the-necessity
my response:
http://yearmankind.tumblr.com/post/81758313675/betrayal-my-response-to-an-onslaught-of-hate
orig...
so powerful. so true.
ur a 2023 account what does that mean for you
That I'm better
My old acc is pc
damn
I had an older account but then i forgot my password, then i forgor my password again when i made a new account
im starting to think my Memory isnt the best
Seems kinda sus
Coming from grey role
Wheres the anime weirdo go
Dead
Why xd
wait he is serious about it not being funny ? i can't watch that it's too much cringe
he is 100% dead serious
i bet he drinks black rifle coffee
it's so beautiful
stop... I could only watch that right after waking up... today my cringe gauge has been filled by the kind of people going "HERESY" over random bs
That sounds like
Like
Like
HERESY
Ok but black rifle coffee is great fr fr
so much cringe from this video I don't even have the strength to want to kill you
i think people who do that may feel like they need to in order to blend in with this particular community despite most people behaving somewhat normally
But you have the strength to shitpost… bold
Woof
shut up bitch
I like the amount of traction its been getting recently it's an almost 12 year old video
improv classes are pretty wild
Wildly hilarious
Make me
Kiss kiss kiss
right when I was thinking "looks cool" this guy ruins the whole thing over one joke
😂
i was sort of in one during high school (we had a drama class and an alternative "comedy" class run by the same teacher) and stuff like that happened constantly
What if we just stare at eachother
like in an ideal world a class like that is a safe place to just freely express yourself but in reality there will always be a few people that simply do not get it
Dont talk to my daughter like that
like the 9/11 beard guy
there's always a few bitches bitching out i'm rly confused why they go where their bitchy attribute is going to be triggered
it's the height of narcissism to take what's obviously a joke (an ill-conceived one that's basically the norm for classes like that) and turn it into an opportunity to behave like someone who has just been attacked
usually when classes like that begin guys like that always get filtered thankfully
comedy especially attracts people like that
Balls
batman arkham has deviated from arkham
I can agree with this
its about superman now
There are rumors they are making another arkham game
you said i was beautiful
are they hidden behind a secret wall you have to bomb 3 times that doesnt get discovered until the dev says it exists?
awesome
Idk just heard a rumor
oh yeah the person who made man is dead

Hii! I'm your neighbor next door. Um, we heard you posting MHA yaoi again (the walls here are kinda thin!! haha) and, uh, we also heard the screaming and/or crying. We have a 3 year old and when you do stuff like that, it scares her (and, frankly, us too). I hate to do this, but if it happens again, we will have to file a noise complaint with the police.
Please seek help.
did you make this

yeah your neighbor did
Rewdy the kinda thing to shitpost porn but get into deep conversations about labor laws
that's not even porn that's just two dudes holding hands
ngl i had no idea what she was talking about until you said that
VERY KINKY porn

I didn’t even notice that till niw
the fucking wiki doesnt even exist
it takes you to an index page that doesnt work
Guys what if we kill maxine with rocks
What if we give Maxine a cookie
Oh look, rock!
Takes too long
We should drop an excavator instead
I say we eat @ancient violet
Heavy and quick
Who wants some gamer gunk
Can't catch me 😈
Gamer gunk is better harvested from gamer girls
No
But some like gamer boys
This is true
Who wants some...
you know what yeah let's delete general chat
I’m selling bath water from my hair
I love women
Gamer what.
Agreed, I was just out lurking but man.. wtf-
who are you and why did you ping me
let's kill him.
they're a copper
i'm actually scared right now i'm gonna blow my whistle
Ok Holt
What's wrong? Whats wrong with gamer gunk? You don't even know what it is
:/
is it like cog's fluid
You haven't even tried it...
I just got here man lmao
never should have come here
Ew one piece, get away from me
Saying "ew one piece" is pretty nuclear ngl ☣️
shine a blacklight on the inner walls of that
Am i wrong?

Wrong about what? 🤔
Um erm, ummmmmm..........
nooo its nottt
It ain’t that deep tbh lol
Pour me up some rewdy (THIS IS A JOKE)
It's even better
do you guys wanna play Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand
political cryptid 
Hi hello
Probably is from r/onepiececirclejerk
i stopped reading at siren call how do i max that stat
god this is fucking gold
Time to block 🛑
5 men one bottle of creamer
just keep rolling this
You harvest Gamer gunk kind of like you cut meat off the meat rotators
this is peak also

Basically shaving
Now what on Earth did i miss
Ayn Rand would just die in the elevator if it had no govt regulations 💀
We don't bathe the gamers. To maintain the flavor
Pro move I would do the same
the rolls read like harrier du bois is saying them
Would you like to try gamer gunk
that's what makes it so peak
It comes in Sonic Flavor now
What the hell is that
@orchid skiff Buy my dirt hair water
Stop trying to give me illegal Substances
It's not illegal. It's a cuisine
i'm selling a few bricks of gamer starch
i think general chat should only be allowed to say lines from disco elysium
any line from measurehead gets you automatically shot
I only drink from the sources
Piss
..I meant hair but sure
i'll be real i finished up the first day without taking the body down and i stopped playing after that because i thought it wasn't good enough and i wanted to start over
there's no ew, since we'd both be clean.
+1 DEBATE
Shower? Whats that

Bathe in isopropyl alcohol and you MAY
The alpha is here,,,
Im scared
Yall need help
Me too, i play tau. I need even more help
This is normal warhammer discord things
What am i
I am still at work end me
Wait sister
Nothing has happened the past 2 hours

gotta be why sailors drink
Paid for doing nothing remember that
Every second you spent sitting around is you wasting company resources
i ran through the catalogue of english words in my files and determined that was the appropriate word to use at the time
Stay Wasting King
Paid for fucking up my sleep schedule royally it's like 3 am now
Is your catalogue a fuckin family tree
I figured yeah it's also 3 am here dawg
idiot we have the same name
it's a stylistic choice

because i'm deranged
Stylis-deez nuts
jesus fucking christ
Well I get no overtime but maybe if I document my fucked up rest hours something will change 
literally me
😔
I just want to be at home playing danktide but I still have to wait 2 weeks
How do I play a solo game to do this penance?
private games needs two players
Which penance
You can get the solo play mod, if you really want to
Just a flesh wound one
solo mod doesnt work with penances
Yeah you need 2 players
Cringe L
Aw shit for real? Damn.
You need 2 players, then set the game to private for doing just a flesh wound
2 including yourself
use LFG #vox-lfg-lexicanum there's probably someone else that wants to get it too
Yeah just hop onto rolling steel and get yourself a fellow gamer
So essentially to play solo you have to have a fren join then fren leaves when mission starts to play solo?
Kinda ass backwords lmfao just let us solo private que at that point
To play PRIVATE yes
What's that? Fart shart making a good addition to the game?
For the penance you should keep 1 guy to get help you through the mission. Since you're gonna be at low health for most of the mission
Hello little people inside my phone
Well like they add a feature that can easily be bypassed making it make zero sense.
i'm huge
im big too im large
How do you know you arent a little person in someone else phone
Eeg
Ok but why are all these little people hiding inside my phone anyways
The copper.
I dont know 🤔 I'll have to get to the bottom of this
Skeleboner
I'm selling the copper I find in people's phones to buy the new reskin
Im gonna make your phon charger only fits at a specific angle where it also glides out from tile to time
My charging port is allready broken checkmate
Gah damn my spelling is terrible
Can one of you guys join me than leave so I can do a solo game 
I need a new phone :/
Making your phone screen cracked but only a little bit so you're not bothered enough to get it fixed
Il fix it and rebreak it
@stark bobcat, they need you
Jokes on you it already is
Readjusting your screen protector to be SLIGHTLY OFFSET.
Does anyone know Nvidia reflex in dt does and if it's worth keeping on
It's basically an anti latency thing
No reason to Not have it on
I'm getting weak latency tbh and my internet is solid
I'm considering switching off reflex and then trying
I've basically had it on since I've had the game though
I don't think it's for that kind of latency.
It's more your input latency.
It's more for hardware latency
Right
Yeah it's hardware shit
I spend all my money on Warhammer i cant afford to fix it
Also it has an option apart from enable that says enable plus boost, what does that do
You don't need a million minis
In case you game on a Mac and you need to send a carrier pigeon to apple HQ to request to move your mouse a little
YES I DO
YES I DO
Why it send twice
The fu
Packet loss
my brother just snapped this Funny pic of me!! how silly!!
I need to get on that skaven grind aswell when I get home gotta get cata ready for vermintide.
I need minis for ossiarch bonereapers, idoneth deepkin, custodes, tau and another killteam box
Preferably the arbites one
i fuck with it
whuh
Hey guys I loaded in and all my loadouts are wiped out? wth happened?
you are banned from playing
They need a body
That's what they all say.
Nah it's a bug apparently caused by steam cloud sync issues
are there any miscreants willing to help a poor zealot with a penance?
Ngl you had me there for a bit, I got the scoreboard mod and thought that might have caused the issue lol. I see, does it happen on game pass too? I got the game on gamepass
The hell is redneck curry
drugs
I'm assuming it's just a caijin flavored sauce
@orchid skiff Get freak vro
its the most hallucinating universe bending gut ripping curry in the world
Wrong combination
It sounds disgusting ngl 
Loadouts got expanded from 5 to 8
Hot sauce, beans and something else
I dont even know what other shit hillbillies eat
Some random animal they hunted?
Depends what kinda beans we talking that actually could be good 
nice
They're hillbillies, lets be honest here
Woof
e
Why isn't she in the kitchen making a complete mess as she cooks and cleans with her eyes closed
We should go back to the 1930s!!!
Me 
I had an idea of a drawing i wanted to make but i don’t think im nearly good enough to get the full scope of what i wanted to show
Maybe yall will find this funny if displayed it well enough
I mean really?
Batman lookin' ass
Since Arby has rebreather
Fart gas
That's fuckin hilarious lmao
Thank you
amazing
FIRE DEATH RENEWAL FIRE DEATH RENEWAL FIRE DEATH RENEWAL FIRE DEATH RENEWAL 🗣🗣🗣🚽🔫 💦 🔥
Poxbomber is an annoying fuck ass, and arbys are their worst predator
aren't you something special!~ ❤️ ❤️ ⛓️ ⛓️ 🪢 🪢
Rewdy is being dethroned as a freak rn
Sad day in discordia
Did you draw this, Sah?
i have the benefit of just saying it was one of my many latent personalities
Ye
I know what you are
😰
Me playing and roleplaying as my Arby's, Sah!
Ty Sah for drawing me, Sah!
are you ok?
Are you?
Anytime Arby
X
No
Arbys is my favourite, might be cosplaying it one soon day
I do walk into the pox gas or whatever it's called unfazed by it. Lol so it does check out.
EMBRACCEEEEEE THE OOOOOOONE
TRRRRUUUUE NAAAAAME HNNNNNNRRRRR 😩
💭 🦠 🍑 💨
hooooooly fuck it's my husband
Bro shaves
Holyshit keep cooking
Oh thats fart porn in my lesbian sex server
Tank you
Its a joke lamia
Is this what lesbian sex is like
i think i'm in one of those right now
red kidney beans rajma style but instead of normal chili powder you put some redneck asshole nullifying death chili
these chicks keep talking about signalis
Its quite good
and im like signalis ?? the signal is what ???
but he's throwing rotten heads
🤪
Lemme in
@lethal hornet thank you sah, I shall use your artwork until I get screenshot of my in-game character with the new updated drip.
LEMMMEEE IN
All quotes said by the new enemy, the Dreg Tox Bomber.
Enjoy!
Timestamps
00:00 Skulking
02:03 Spawned
03:42 Throwing Grenade
Oh thats just the message
Same! 
you can be invited to rewdy's server where we mostly discuss speculative stock trading and gay pornography
You do me a great honour
This is true
That Is Not Fucking Terry
god fuckin damn i hate wrestling
Cring
Respect the man titty dude
Idk about current day but back then, WWE was peak male drama
i used to love going to smackdown live when it was in town
i just wanted to see the fucking stunts
FBI Agent, Sah. 
Now it's all woke....
wolk
Damn even wrestling is wokt now?
it’s better than terry
IT'S NOT
it’s muh fuggin rikishi
god i wish i could find that one pic of link getting hugged by terry
put respect on his name
I didn't know what that was, and thought it was anime slop trash.. but after checking it out for myself. It seems pretty based. It's similar to Warhammer 40k but AI or something similar to that.
7/10
talking about trench crusaders?
Signalis is good
oh
Space East Germany
i only mentioned that as part of a fucking joke
oh my god
WHERE IS THE LINK PICTURE
Eeg

this is fucking bullshit

I think so Sah, can't remember now. 
Trench Crusader have some mad art, but the lore itself is edge 90% of the time
I do love me some Witch throwing nukes around
sounds like warhammer
Paul is wokr lets put him diwn
warhammer is 90% edge 10% religion
Yes but it has the perk of being the first
Super edgelord stuff
Fermented over thousands of years.

Psykers Sah IRL 
was it the first? or just the most commercially successful
It is basically WW1 trench warfare Warhammer
If you think of the very first Grimdark table top, what comes to mind?
ever heard of the game called Sorry?
Nuh uh
Lesbianos
We need more abilities for every class for more diversity
Warhammer
Fat
Dungeons & Dragons ironically. The first edition is very grim, and somewhat dark
oh we're posting AI slop here now
That's because its a dungeon
great
...Makes sense
Bio leech life drain vampire builds, Sah? 
Leaning more to Fantasy, that one
do you like slop
But still, most would relate to Warhammer
More Biomancer Psyker stuff would be nice.
No but clearly you like riding
idk if it would be considered grimdark but when it’s to overall table top games D&D always comes to mind
They could heal without medkits
elaborate for me
If heinz in RT was like this he'd actually have a use
I get it, if i was a cowgirl id wanna ride me too
i'm confused by what you're saying here
you want to be a cowgirl?
Are you media illiterate
Back then when 40k wasn't an established brand yet, sure. Nowaday though?
Eugh... Got off work and decided to warframe... The steel path random experience is not fun
i'm quite literate. i'm just not sure what it is you're implying, if you are implying anything
Oh my god how old are you
Modern D&D has burn away all memories of the OG stuff unfortunately. 
Fun
Steel Path
Pick one
DND no longer grim dark, just Grimderp.
i think it just depends on what space you’re in more often, because i’ve always known of both but i’ve known of D&D longer
why are you asking me my age? that's a little creepy.
You forgot random players
You're an unc
Games evolve, sometimes for good, sometimes for bad.
I don't dislike current D&D but it is a very different experience from the Red Box™
Lol true
does unc stand for underage child? is that what you're looking for? jesus christ
i'm gonna have to report you dude
It gets worse with each message you send
WOAH
Is this satire
i can't believe these people are in our community
Unc does not mean underage child 💔
MODSSSSS
This is definitely satire
Depends on each's experience as well, i agree. I'm not saying it's technically the very first, mind. But most people will assume so because of how big and old the thing is
anyway i was thinking about making a home server
not sure what i want to run with it though
send them to the ogryns bathhouse
mods, send this man to the Bathroom
never
Do Ogryns even mate
in shitting myself RIGHT this second
Yes
this is true
Do they have sex organs? Atoman ones, specifically. Since they're vat born
See when one ogryn gives another ogryn their rashuns
but i think we both can agree that D&D walked so warhammer 40k could run
very nice, very good
No, they come from the giant storks in their homeworlds
Im gonna use this in the dating world
then i’m a filthy whore
This made me laugh
Is fine, sharing is caring 
I wish wimen were real
same
What is a wimen
Im not liable for any rashun related issues
i luv givin mah rashuns 
What wont touch you
You just got the facts
Peak
Id hope not i dont wanna be touched by something i dont know
This is most definitely satire
Only 5 more days till im off
😔
Ragebait

actually you shouldn’t give cats cigars, because they become seriously dangerous and start forming a cat mafia and run an underground criminal enterprise
Hmmmm... The real question tho is does Ogrynomissar get the alfredo rashun, or the cheddar mac rashun, or the vegan rashun
just sayin
Thats racist towards cats
Alfredo rashuns
Rashun Salad. Mix them all up
you don’t me me well at all
I call my opps ejactulatrons
cheddar mac rashuns all day
You just gained an ejaculation
Cant because of the vegan rashun

Oh wait
Frothy
You said something different
Listen, we already know you're old. Just confess already
I got a vegan mre and its literally a veggie bean plank and a ton of snack cakes
2015 account he cant not be old
36
you're right. i'm 70 years old
when vegans can be big backs
who knew
I had a 2015 account and i was still pretty old
i have arthritis and my favorite faction is necrons
I said cant not be old
Also the beefy taco is the best mre in my experience
i had the beef stew MRE once
Ah, sorry, just got out the shower, didnt have my glasses on

How many unce are in this chat
Russian's one is very good
The room cleaner clasped my hand in his and hugged me because I gave him a 100k rupiah tip ($10) and I didn't understand til I realised that's more than a day's wages for them
Forgot your reading glasses 💔
Why are you heating your mre
All of them
You never do that
I'm a certified unc
Takes too long
i can only get american ones here from the surplus store
i need to get some more when i get the chance
Motherfucker, they're just my regular glasses
Are they the ones with the string keeping them on your neck
Guys, I feel rich as fuck in Bali but I'm running out of money because I can't stop tipping everyone
Oof... Mine is 3$ per
The poverty is cooked
i need a new surplus store
The fuck is a paginis?
Lol no
Just use temu
It sounds like a fusion of male and female genitals
why would i ever in a million years want to use temu for anything
I've needed glasses ever since i was a child, its a weakness i wish i didnt have
There would be a surplus of surplus stores
I fucking hate glasses
Surpluception
Ok professor sex
Extortion 
there's one near my college, i'll have to check it out
Professor Gonad to you
Professor Sex
Well I sleep
I don't have casual sex. Just ranked competitive sex
Tomm I gotta go to work so I can finish my weekly warframing
Im poor rn... 15m credits
Any% fastest ejaculation time
That's poor?
Oh warframe
I thought you meant darkride
jokes on you, warframe IS your job, your job is just something you do to taken break from warframe
Just look at pictures of 6'4 muscle mommy Goth girls next to 5'6 femboy catboys
Why
Cat boys 😍
Who here knows more than one language and learned another in adulthood? I need tips
Learning bahasa Indonesia is very difficult for me
I can understand about a fifth of any given conversation in it though
i feel like you aren't a good technician until your workstation looks like complete shit
Its easy
Yall are sleeping on Chinese mukbang
I go to vacation in bali every year, not europe
What are the syringes for
Mukbang is just some people's disguised fetish
Injecting
Legit, force yourself to learn it.
I forced myself to learn english by watching content only in english for a while until i could understand context queues to what was being said and form sentences
With subtitles or no?
they say the best way to assimilate to a new language is just to immerse yourself in it - listen to their music, read their literature, listen to conversations extensively
probably solder flux
Subtitles in the language you wanna learn 
Wait so would I go english audio and indonesian subtitles or indonesian audio and english subtitles?
Injecting heroin so the work doesn't drive you crazy
Yeah like @low hemlock
Indonesian audio, indonesian subtitles. At least that's how i learned english
i dare one of yall to attack me
he doesn't disguise his fetish
DUDE, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE
like at all
Because if its european
Indonesian has fuck all in common with Germanic or romance languages
Portuguese
Okay well you had a head start buckeroo
portugal mentioned 
I can read the alphabet, that's about it
Portuguese is natas, English is a cake, Indonesian is a bicycle
Hadron is BAD bitch 
Actually, Brazil Mentioned
The pastry
portugal, the man
my files are in shambles
wait
i can't even find a fucking picture of link getting smushed by terry bogard's breasts
I'm saying what worked for me, that's what you asked of me 
is that why people watch mukbang!?!
What
Fetish content?
It’s just fetish content this whole time?
Probably
i honestly think it is
What else would it be
I’m disgusted but not surprised.
Idk if I can learn Indonesian without any reference to the translation though @shy sandal
Just because like... Portuguese and English are still vaguely similar. English and Indonesian are not
It cant be ASMR its gross
There are some loan words though, like stroberi and apel
if mukbang was a fetish that would be the least weird one
Selamat Pagi and Selamat Malam
Half yes, the other half it's like parasocial and wanting to feel like they are eating with someone else
Futanari
Some fetishes arent weird
Like futanari
No youre alone on this
It's called immersion method if you wanna research it more in depth by smarter people than me
“Aku punya kelapa di tasku”
I managed to grab a VDV MRE pack from a store in UK for 25 pounds, stuff kept me going for 2 days. Some of the best tea i’ve had, too
No I'm not. Futa on female is more straight than normal porn. With normal porn you're looking at a man, which is gay. In futanari, the woman has a dick, which makes it only 10% gay
The math checks out
my coconut in my purse? huh
You have something
“Merokok kretek buruk bagi Anda”
i'm not a coffee guy but i would like to try MRE coffee
Brother, what the actual fuck is the conversation that started this?
That's all I can understand
Dog shit, most of the time
Kretek are cigarettes, anda is you, that's all I got
It's straight/gay math
don’t hate on NesCafe bitch
The French one is good though, but that’s nothing surprising
Id rather be gay then take it up the ass
that shit is class
Well kretek are clove cigarettes
smoking (indonesian ciggies) bad for you
😤
I have standards
@ripe tangle salamat malam, apa kabar?
i used to smoke sampoernas
DID I DO IT RIGHT
there are no standards
recieving anal isn’t automatically gay though…
The penance lady is hot
Can't tell the difference tbh. I'm an equal opportunity scared of relationships
I know
Bro
wait until you find out it’s a dude
But i would rather fuck a man than be fucked by a woman
Whuh, are we anal posting chat?
Even better
the heavier ones would be gudang garam
Cigs are heretical
Something salt? Garam is salt isnt it?
Im calling the emperor on you
so apparently there are some Kretek ciggies that taste like other stuff
well yes but its just a name
supposedly they can make it taste like fruit and stuff
Chemicals innit
I'm slowly learning
not sure if I’d want a fruit flavored cigarette, but it’s a thing they can and sometimes do.
My girlfriend was talking to the taxi driver and I could only vaguely pick up what they were talking about
Then she went
"Hindu, christian, ya, Islam fanatik"
And I was like

😐
he’s cooked chat
@round mica i have a confession to make, i did the cring
shut up
majority of Indonesians are Muslims, but they’re like…. a different kind of islam from what you see in the Middle East or Africa
you did not pre order bf6
She had to leave her family in Sumatra because they were repressing her so she has strong feelings on the subject
Stop reading my mind
Yeah, like Latino Catholics vs. European Catholics
Yeah, same kind of difference
I mean not all the time, otherwise there wouldn't be bomb checkpoints all over Bali
you are a fool
Latino Catholics are cool because my friend is one
But they are usually less fanatical I would agree
You can have many
Is this racist chat
Watersports
HD? helldriver?
Brazil is the country with the largest amount of catholics, i like them more than protestants here tbh
Piss dude i knew it
There are literally bomb checkpoints all over Bali because Islamic fundamentalists bombed a nightclub in 2002 and killed nearly 200 people dude 
And religions =/= race
I dont like protestants in general
About what?
Look, i had a taste test, you had a taste test. We all agreed it’s good.
It’s one of the few times when preordering is acceptable for me
rule 11
and now that you are jinxing it, the game will be shit
thanks licht
if i steal some bread does that make me a crumbinal
Black Ops 7?
“Makanlah nasi yang dimasak untuk mu atau aku akan memukulmu dengan sepatu.” -Indonesian Mom
yeah, that makes sense.
Maybe some other server, some other time
you will be to blame when EA destroys the game
you saw nothing
Good idea
Its already bad bro
Crashes all the time
chat mark this day as the day licht ruined gaming forever
@ripe tangle did I tell you what I told my girlfriend that made her cringe
I tried to say something in bahasa and just fumbled so hard
i didn’t crash the entire time i played the beta
What?
"Saya suka payudara besar"
ANJIR
It is what it is
I can record me playing for an hour and give you evidence of like 4 crashes
hardware issue?
I only pre ordered three games till this day.
Darktide, Space Marine 2 and For Honor.
I regret pre-ordering For Honor
I have an XS it cant be
I didn’t crash at all as well
No other game crashes besides new vegas
Ran very smoothly
And thats an old game
who will be playing during the next beta weekend?
For honor is decent these day
You should try the 4gb patch, it helps the game run smoother
I remember you guys talking about a really cringe and cursed Fallout New Vegas mod where people were having pedophilic sex with lizards or something…

i’ve only preordered a few games, dark souls 2, dark souls 3, sekiro, elden ring, and Destiny 2, i regret d2
Nurgle is visiting me this weekend so he won’t be joining
Now thats what im paying for
I'm just pissy they didn't add cross progression.
All the stuff i have in the dead Xbox servers doesn't transfer to the alive PC servers 
@ripe tangle I don't think it's common but I know a fair few people from Indonesia who believe in black magic and witchcraft
And the closest thing to that back in Australia is astrology girls
Always bet on PC
they do for the other games which is weird
like the AC games
More investment in flagship Ips
i remembered them advertising cross saves on the uplay slop for Valhalla
Two trucks having sex
I have the pre-order colors. and event specific armor pieces, all gone
uplay
Top kek
I’ve known people who believe in this stuff
Hell yeah
It’s common belief in a lot of parts of the world tbh
Astrology pmo
uplay gotta be the worse dogshit hub for games
Magic, Witchcraft, the Occult, etc.
and battlenet exists
My friend from Jakarta was freaking out because she found a nail in her wall that she didn't think was there before and was convinced someone put a curse on her
My girlfriend's food sold badly for about a week and she was convinced her bitch of a neighbour put a curse on her
Occult stuff is cool though
in my experience, it’s real if you believe it’s real.
This is common here aswel, mostly due to voodoo being practiced in here
but if you believe it’s a bunch of bull it doesn’t affect you.
Im putting a nail in your wall and cursing you
Placebo effect?
So I'm safe, fuck yeah
I'm just a realist in a way
But I am a hypocrite
If I believe the gun is empty it must be empty

