general-chat

[somber stream]

Les Misérables

[gilded socket]

Why are orange

[ripe tangle]

Licht, I’m going to give you something that scares Maxine for some reason

||a hug||

[somber stream]

We love that

[ripe tangle]

then again, last time I did this to Maxine, I did crack her spine.

[wicked pike]

Boo

Affection? In my grim dark future?

[gilded socket]

Yeah every visit to the hospitalar is taken from your keep

[somber stream]

I trust in my body armour

[ripe tangle]

a strange coincidence, I know.

[wicked pike]

Just stop hugging. Easy.

[gilded socket]

They make me wear leather vests and light flak

[gilded socket]

I dont turn down bear hugs

[wicked pike]

So how's the spine?

[gilded socket]

The doc said im lucky to live and gave me a kiss on the forehead

[wicked pike]

Sounds like you're fully healed. Back to full duty.

[gilded socket]

I am

[zenith glade]

noob down

[somber stream]

Goblin

[gilded socket]

Boon

[ripe tangle]

Does this mean you’re ready for another training session with Sister Lucia?

[gilded socket]

Nope never again

[little marten]

Guys my train was cancelled

[wicked pike]

Oh have those started up again?

[ripe tangle]

Of course.

[somber stream]

Well cancel them back

[little marten]

I shake my fist!!

[wicked pike]

On twitter

[somber stream]

ANGERY

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-clenched-fist-clench-fist-helldive-gif-7195305116037197568

[ocean widget]

Remove half the rails

[gilded socket]

Big sleepy…

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-emoji-anger-emoji-angry-angry-emoji-gif-10692353027279169379

[marsh iris]

who cancelled train? what did it do wrong?

[wicked pike]

Awesome. I still don't know how to read and the other inquisitorial stormtroopers make fun of me because of it

[little marten]

John Train himself

[jaunty path]

There should be a law against over using a sponge

[ocean widget]

Actually yeah what the fuck why dont they just derail the train in the operations mission wtf

[jaunty path]

just look at what nickolodeon is doing

[ocean widget]

Kill a bunch of heretics and stop a bomb

[little marten]

That happens more often than not anyway lol

[wicked pike]

Well a law of nature

[ripe tangle]

remember when their logo was at one point a foot for some reason?

[wicked pike]

We know the reason

[jaunty path]

I was born in 2005 I probably never saw that but I FEEL like I did.

It started up in like

the late 90s yeah?

[little marten]

2005 WTF

[jaunty path]

How old are you people

[somber stream]

I'm 18

[wicked pike]

Time advances ever onwards

[jaunty path]

ancient

I'm 20

[halcyon glen]

Anyone. Wants to palay league of legends

[gilded socket]

Wait wtf

[little marten]

Me too

18 that is

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[gilded socket]

You look 30

[somber stream]

We'll always be 18

[lilac crag]

licht, lad, why are you my age now

[little marten]

That’s my dad

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-11172962845892656663

[gilded socket]

Lies

[jaunty path]

why did you say wtf to 2005 when im older than u dawg....

[somber stream]

Always has been

[little marten]

Ok grandad settle down

[jaunty path]

u were born in 2007 probably

[ripe tangle]

Old

[wicked pike]

Shock value?

[round mica]

Old

[lilac crag]

what a charmer

[jaunty path]

I already know your age

[lilac crag]

are you free to play dt, monsieur jouster?

[jaunty path]

You should be in a nursing home, granny.

[wicked pike]

I'm 31.

[ripe tangle]

And I just told you a truthful answer

[little marten]

Get the casket ready

[round mica]

26

[gilded socket]

Dead body

[jaunty path]

ya like hard candy?

[wicked pike]

I know.

[marsh iris]

heheh ....

[lilac crag]

Garut, don't even

[ripe tangle]

Not really

[lilac crag]

old ass man...

[round mica]

[halcyon glen]

No peachy prayers

[wicked pike]

I tried to die young but it never took.

[gilded socket]

Try harder

[jaunty path]

I think I murdered a fly

[wicked pike]

Too late

[lilac crag]

I think the oldest folk I know here are Paul n garut

[marsh iris]

i may be old but i still have my gaming reflex

[lilac crag]

Kari, too

[somber stream]

I might know a 36 or two

[jaunty path]

I think I'm the oldest person here

No ones older than me..

[gilded socket]

Paul is 39

Me thinks

[jaunty path]

Absolutely no one

[wicked pike]

I believe you

[round mica]

Clearly u can see I, literally am a skeleton playing a trumpet am the oldest here.

[marsh iris]

my dad is 76

[lilac crag]

I could make an awful joke here

[little marten]

18 year olds seem like 12 these days it’s wild

[wicked pike]

A tromBONE?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-14668682641352212789

[zenith glade]

boooomeeeeer

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin how old pops

[wicked pike]

You're off by like, two generations

[lilac crag]

lad. schedule free today?

[jaunty path]

I know people a decade older than me but this place has a lot of uncs dude

[somber stream]

Should be

[lilac crag]

games at the usual hour?

I might grab zek with us if he's not at the Long Day Factory

[little marten]

How many spearmint polos do you think I can eat before I shit myself

[somber stream]

Sure thing

[ripe tangle]

sometimes I feel like I’m too old…

[lilac crag]

at least 10

[little marten]

Good im on 4

[jaunty path]

Too old for what

[round mica]

I just feel old when I hear new people talk lol

[marsh iris]

if you eat the right amount, your fart starts to whistle

[wicked pike]

Nah you're fine

[lilac crag]

nonsense. you only feel that way because all the younglings are comparing to you.

[somber stream]

Average age here is 30

No wait maybe 25

[little marten]

Imagine being 30

[ripe tangle]

Well, I am 30

😐

[gilded socket]

HA

[midnight willow]

@ripe tangle @somber stream hey dears

[somber stream]

[little marten]

What month?

[wicked pike]

Couldn't be me

[ripe tangle]

April

[somber stream]

Yes?

[marsh iris]

april baby

[ripe tangle]

1st in fact…

[lilac crag]

I can hear Garut giggling to himself

[gilded socket]

Damn

[ripe tangle]

my birthday is April 1st

[lilac crag]

[little marten]

Old timer!!!

[gilded socket]

Lucia so old

[wicked pike]

That's hilarious

[somber stream]

Lucia here have the best birth day ever

[gilded socket]

I was supposed to be born on the 1st too

[marsh iris]

old fart

[jaunty path]

30? Why are you 30 on discord? You should be working 80 hours a week on a hard diet of coffee and cigarettes! Experiencing happiness and doing what you enjoy? Who needs that when you have suburbs and 2 hour traffic!

[gilded socket]

Licht does thsi

[jaunty path]

Honestly I'll probably feel the same way as you do when I'm 25

[lilac crag]

She fits the bill of a battle sister. when she's not trying to convince me to pray for slaughter.

[midnight willow]

how is you?

[little marten]

Work about 6 hours a week
Cut out caffeine
Get train

Checkmate zoomer

[jaunty path]

because I sometimes cannot comprehend the fact that I'm 20

[lilac crag]

...or maybe that fits in the category, also...

[wicked pike]

It doesn't get easier

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I feel childish for my age

[somber stream]

Dying, got food poisoning

[ripe tangle]

I literally have a distancing social life I’m trying super hard to cling to, and I work at a place people go to hang out after their jobs rather than have a place like that for myself, instead I go home and talk to you people here in Discord and play Video Games 😐

[little marten]

20 is basically a child, not in a rude way but don’t put too much expectation on yourself - you’re basically still in the warmup lobby so enjoy it

But don’t do fent

[jaunty path]

....Don't do fent? Why?

[stark bobcat]

Instructions unclear

[jaunty path]

That's the one thing that brings me happiness.

[midnight willow]

jesus fuck man, sorry to hear that

[stark bobcat]

Ate everything...

[wicked pike]

Because it will kill you

[jaunty path]

Screw you I'm eating ALL the fent..

[stark bobcat]

Nuh uh

[ripe tangle]

I’m also a college dropout and generally a midwit

[wicked pike]

Welp I tried

[round mica]

Nooo Walter don't do the fent WALTERRRRR

[somber stream]

Only messed up my stomach wee bit and a light fever, all is well

But i thank you, regardless

[gilded socket]

Sadtide hours

[lilac crag]

I feel like it's a common sentiment that the warmup lobby is " I'm diffing everyone and topping scoreboard " or " Jesus Christ this game is not for me "

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-to-pointing-gun-mercy-kill-feras-feras-plays-gif-24096929

[elder merlin]

Blacksmith, blacksmith, forge me a blade

[midnight willow]

i hope its over soon

[round mica]

Ah shit food poisoning sucks ,

[somber stream]

Not yet, not today

[ripe tangle]

Food Poisoning suuuuucks

I’m sorry Licht

[marsh iris]

survive brother

[round mica]

Will have you vomiting while your on the toilet lmao

[little marten]

Basically lol it must be even worse now with the wealthbaiting on social media

[somber stream]

I already did that lmao

Also thanks Lucia

[lilac crag]

you can't lose if you don't play, mind you

[elder merlin]

Imagine being so weak as to let food beat you

[gilded socket]

Please do this to me it would be so cool

[lilac crag]

also is that why you've been dying for the past couple days lad? why push yourself to play darktide?

[somber stream]

I don't go back on my appointments

[elder merlin]

I once ate buffalo chicken wing dip that had been sitting out for a whole day and then in a car for half of one and was fine

[round mica]

Damn that's pretty respectable ngl

[gilded socket]

Your body slowly rots away with every waking hour, day after day, week after week, month after month and year after year. One day you will be nothing more than a sack of rotting flesh encasing dirty bones

[lilac crag]

that's not good. cancel our plans and rest for today, and don't take any other appointments. food poisoning is serious. especially if it's how you're describing it to be.

[somber stream]

Horrendous performance though, my appologies for all parties involved

[elder merlin]

Shape up, Soldier

[round mica]

I usedto be silly and eat rice that would have been sitting in tbe fridge for a week.. I'm so lucky

[elder merlin]

Cant have my men dying from food

[lilac crag]

what the old officer said

[elder merlin]

How is that any different from being alive normally?

[gilded socket]

I dunno. The Emperor whispers things in my ear sometimes

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[round mica]

What's funny if you think about it is the second we are born we are allready dieing

[elder merlin]

Go back to looking at yuri, @gilded socket

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/or-yehuda-edgy-or-yehuda-edgelord-gif-25925736

[lilac crag]

I could make an awful joke here also

[jaunty path]

Maintaining a social life is very important but do not place that upon yourself too heavily. You should try and be more introspective- or well. have more constructive criticism regarding yourself.

If you feel like shit, take this from someone who consistently has very troubling anxious thoughts. to the point where it sometimes inhibits my sleep. Deep Controlled Breathing, Genuinely helps.

Please be patient with yourself and do things in small steps. a simple hello, how are you and a sprinkle of small talk can really improve your mood.

[gilded socket]

I cant unhear holy truths spoken from Him

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-meme-flop-tok-intense-stare-staring-into-soul-hi-how-are-ya-gif-16943570787383126562

[gilded socket]

You’re not my dad

[round mica]

(Dm em)

[ripe tangle]

Thank you Agent.

[lilac crag]

this is some good advice for sure

[ripe tangle]

I do sometimes have anxieties and overthink little things.

[little marten]

Let’s just become YouTubers

[ripe tangle]

and I should try to keep a clear mind more often.

[lilac crag]

I feel like all of us have an extensive talent at schizoposting

[jaunty path]

Haha don't base your value off shit like that. I don't know the circumstance that surrounds you. But I can understand how fucking stressful academics can be.

If it makes you feel better. I am worse than you are. I graduated my final year of Highschool by cheating, and I pretty much got 100 dollars for it.

[little marten]

World stage levels

[round mica]

The brain rot has consoomed me

[gilded socket]

Nope i already talk to myself when i play alone

[jaunty path]

[lilac crag]

the world has never been ready for my words

[little marten]

Anything interesting you talk about?

[jaunty path]

And I do not feel guilty about it, at all. Fuck School.

[somber stream]

Care less. Works for me

[lilac crag]

that's somehow better than having tortured yourself through it

good on you, lass

[ripe tangle]

Academics were considered extremely important for me growing up, and when I reached adulthood it felt meaningless, I was considered smart/gifted as a kid but as an adult I’m pretty average it seems, or at least it did when I was in college lol.

[jaunty path]

I hated my spanish teacher. thank god for google classroom being dogshit.

[gilded socket]

Mumbles and incoherent thoughts outloud

Nothing interesting

As so am i

[ripe tangle]

I’m not sure if such feelings are normal or not.

[jaunty path]

The lore gets worse

Is this an asian parent thing

You are korean, right?

[lilac crag]

outside from my Permanent Health Damages that middle school has brought upon me my insomnia started and worsened because of my high school teachers

[somber stream]

He's a vampire

[jaunty path]

Ya know what- either way.

[little marten]

Nothing wrong with that, do you write? Might be some creativity desperate to get out

[lilac crag]

imagine telling the overperforming kid that they're not allowed to sleep on their last year of high-school, and that their hobbies should be replaced by staying inside their room

[somber stream]

It is, and Average is good, very good in fact

[lilac crag]

haha. fuckers.

[gilded socket]

I try and fail

Story of my life

[lilac crag]

thanks for that, by the way

[jaunty path]

When you're placed with that kind of expectation as a child. yeah that will happen. You just burn out.

[elder merlin]

Ya ever just shoot the shit with yourself?

[jaunty path]

I deadass skipped math class

[elder merlin]

I fucking hate math

[ripe tangle]

||I don’t like admitting it publically, but the reason I dropped out was I literally had a mental breakdown or like… the worst anxiety attack of my life, I literally felt like I was dying and like my body was shutting down||

[jaunty path]

I couldn't handle math class. Infact I didn't require the class. I couldn't remove it. But I was still going to graduate with or with out it

[marsh iris]

what are we fighting about?

[jaunty path]

and my guidance consulor really tried to avoid telling me that lol.

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/tokoyami-fumikage-dad-hug-by-all-might-toshinori-idk-my-hero-boku-academia-anime-midnight-here-there-bro-calm-down-congratulations-youre-worth-it-love-embrace-care-gif-881147768734164753

[lilac crag]

school traumas it seems, no one has strangled eachother yet

[somber stream]

High specs = high intensity and risk of imbalance in work/life => Sudden deaths are very common
Low specs = Low intensity but high risk of not having a life at all due to inability to get anything done => Die cold out on the street (may vary)
Medium = best of both \

[lilac crag]

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

Entirely reasonable.

[round mica]

Ah yeah school stressful as heck I was very similar

[elder merlin]

I failed math like 4 or 5 times in high school, kept having to take it in summer school

[round mica]

I hate math

[elder merlin]

Once they add letters to that shit i just didnt understand it and wanted nothing to do with it

[ripe tangle]

after dropping out I went to work instead, I’m happier working regular jobs tbh.

[jaunty path]

I only started skipping math class because something happened to me and I was just SAD dude.

[jaunty path]

I WANT TO GET A JOB I HATE COLLEGE!

[little marten]

Trying isn’t failing 🙏

[marsh iris]

adulting

[jaunty path]

dduuuude I don't want to be in fucking school anymore man I WANT TO GET A JOB

[round mica]

Atleast you staying in school

[somber stream]

It's imperative to try and try again, should you know what you want in life

[round mica]

I dropped out and now do manual labour.

Stay in school guys

[lilac crag]

I'm in a transitioning state of life where I'm neither employed nor studying
everyone tells me it's normal
I feel anything but, just standing and doing nothing for days at a time

[somber stream]

Each failure will be a step further to your target

[gilded socket]

I put high standards on myself but don’t expect anything from people. Trying is failing to me

[ripe tangle]

I also do Manual Labour

it’s great…

[jaunty path]

I'M TIRED OF GETTING NOTHING OUT OF WORK, I WANT SOMETHING WITH ACTUAL MATERIAL VALUE. I WANT MONEY

[ripe tangle]

I actually love what I do, I just also love complaining about it XD

[somber stream]

Society would collapse without people like thee, i thank you

[little marten]

I don’t think I’ve ever got something perfect the first time lol - unshackle yourself from that mindset. Free yourself. FREE YOURSELF.

[somber stream]

Free you say

[round mica]

Hahah tbh yeah same here , I don't think I would be good at anything else lol

[little marten]

Buy my self help book at Nurgle gamer.com

[lilac crag]

thanks internet Jesus

[ripe tangle]

what do you do, Doot?

[round mica]

I paint houses and sometimes we do businesses

[ripe tangle]

oh nice

[lilac crag]

he also plays the trombone

[gilded socket]

Ive done things perfectly the first try

[little marten]

Professional milk drinker

[marsh iris]

you should play the trombone after finish painting a house as a signature move

[jaunty path]

Honestly I can't lie, my dream job is to work at home

[little marten]

Draw a circle

[round mica]

The celebratory completion doot

[jaunty path]

But at the same time, would that really be good for me...

[little marten]

You gotta be super disciplined to work at home

[marsh iris]

🥳

[somber stream]

Lol true

[jaunty path]

and like

when I go home

[somber stream]

I have 3 white boards for the plans alone

[jaunty path]

I want to relax

I don't want to work.

[lilac crag]

post the "yourself drawing" image, I beg of you

[little marten]

Otherwise you end up here..

[round mica]

I wouldn't be able to work from home tbh

Id just sit in here all day playing darktide

[jaunty path]

I want my house to be a work free environment.

Like I don't want to be thinking about work while at my desk

So maybe I should let that sort of thing go.

And...just learn to get to work on time ig

[somber stream]

?

[jaunty path]

because I'm chronically late for class...

[somber stream]

This?

[lilac crag]

YES!

the lil lad.

[gilded socket]

If i try i think ill jump out of a window

[lilac crag]

look at him.

[jaunty path]

I've drawn a lot of circles tbh.

[round mica]

I want to draw one like this but he's playing xbox

[somber stream]

One of my finer work

[jaunty path]

Not perfect ones, but good enough ones.

[lilac crag]

I used to love drawing until some fuck ruined that passion

[somber stream]

Who is this 'fuck'

[jaunty path]

Yeah. I want to see faces, people. and shit. and given my current hermit crab life style

[somber stream]

And what did it do

[round mica]

You can always get your passion back

[jaunty path]

staying in all day....

[round mica]

I stopped drawing for years

[jaunty path]

I need a job that requires me to go outside, and interact with people

[lilac crag]

human waste, much like most of the people of my past

[jaunty path]

for my own well being...

[elder merlin]

I wish i was robust enough to just live outside

[little marten]

A square one lol

[elder merlin]

I'd totally just sleep in a pile of dirt or leaves and whatnot

[little marten]

Based and bushbabypilled

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[lilac crag]

this wins the funniest joke of today award

[round mica]

I crave living in the bush w the trees with no social media , natural unbothered and flourishing

[little marten]

Window

[somber stream]

As you grow older, you tend to care less. I hope you will rekindle your passion for art, it is a beautiful thing

[elder merlin]

Like a great lumbering beast, i would just sleep whever i pleased outside

[marsh iris]

i like drawing but burnout and procrastination not doing me good

[round mica]

My problem is I absolutely hate my own work

[somber stream]

Very common trait in this line of work, there are ways to work around it, though

[little marten]

Art is how you rage against the dying of the light. Whether a beautiful self portrait of yourself sitting at your desk, or a simple shitpost. It is yours and yours alone. You candle in the void.

Also I’ve had 7 polos now and my belly rumbles

[jaunty path]

I drew today

[round mica]

I'm not having a good time when i draw

[elder merlin]

Strong and imposing enough that i'd fear no other creature, able to sleep out in the open as i wished, but a gentle giant

[jaunty path]

all of it was just human organs

[elder merlin]

That is the dream

[lilac crag]

perhaps with time, lad
I've been in a long stage of my life where I could care less about the people outside of my circle or the ones that leave it
I just have to get over my health problems and take off days

[round mica]

I need to give myself more grace

[little marten]

Write some poetry instead

[somber stream]

You’d know, don’t you?

[lilac crag]

oh dude I write some mean existentialism

[little marten]

Share share share

[lilac crag]

cannot, close friends only

[little marten]

Understandable

[jaunty path]

An unhealthy thing I do is I place this bachelors as the key to my happiness.

When it's really just a shitty piece of document.

[little marten]

It might be. But probably not.

[jaunty path]

Most definitely not.

But it will assist me

It will improve my chances of survival.

[little marten]

Same my degree can be used for kindling should the power go out

[gilded socket]

I feel like a tool

[gilded socket]

I have that shirt

[marsh iris]

tool of war

[jaunty path]

(fucking yes!!!!!)

I never listened to TOOL I think.

But I'm sorry you feel like a tool

tool to who though?

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/tool-listening-to-tool-chad-gif-25172966

[gilded socket]

Friends and family

Always need something from me

Dont care what i say

Dont care what i like or do

[jaunty path]

Oh.

You meant it tha

t way

Well I am a tool myself

[little marten]

They want me to be a hammer but I was born to be the nail 😔

[jaunty path]

This thumbnail is so fucking funny and cute

I am basically my dads hands

but also, my mothers hands and feet, despite being more able bodied than my father....

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

Im everything to everyone but myself

I hate going outside

[elder merlin]

A tool to life

Just being alive without purpose

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-cry-mouse-cutie-gif-4838293218291512837

[little marten]

What if we kissed in the toolshed?

[marsh iris]

most of the times saying no is a good thing

[elder merlin]

Fumbling about without direction

[marsh iris]

think about your well being instead of someone else's

[gilded socket]

Tried, failed “you’re so ungrateful and spoiled!” I dont ask for anything, i dont even ask for money or food most of the time

[fair ingot]

anyone else dealing with delays/disconnects?

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, we still love you

[coarse tree]

https://www.cosm.org/

[gilded socket]

I cringed at myself

Problem over

[somber stream]

I used to do the very same

Until i realize it won't solve anything hating yourself like that

List out the problems, maybe ask around for inputs if you're brave enough

Improve

[jaunty path]

I need to wake up in 5 hours to grab my dads clothes

mmm.

[little marten]

Being abrasive to advice is natural but eventually, no matter the voice, you’re either going to have to listen or end up wallowing

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

starting to say no will not be easy, since enabling them from the start wired them to expect things from you

enabling people's wants and needs =/= earning respect as a person

[somber stream]

Want a hug old timer?

[elder merlin]

I just wish i had been more normal

[somber stream]

What is it that make you not "normal"?

[little marten]

Veneers and yearly trips to Ibiza

At what age is learning the violin a net loss?

[somber stream]

It's not age, it's time and resources

I'm learning it rn

To my neighbor's agony

[little marten]

Ohhh shit dude u got any samples?

[somber stream]

Sample? I don't record myself playing if that's what you're asking

Still very very early into the thing

[little marten]

Yeah audio

You can play us out in our Darktide losses soon enough

[somber stream]

Your ears will bleed

[little marten]

Only because they can’t cry

[somber stream]

Such a way with words are you

[elder merlin]

Who fuckin knows anymore

Diagnosed learning disability as a kid, always lagged behind my peers emotionallly/intellectually, never was good at social cues at a early age, struggled in school too

Had a impatient and emotionally and physically abusive mother, which didnt help either

Half the time i hear/read the symptoms of autism, i feel like i got some level of that

Just feels like a mess honestly

[nocturne bloom]

Now that ive had my 2 and a half hours of sleep, its time for work

[elder merlin]

Growing up was just a pain

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

[somber stream]

My condolences, sounds like a lot from what i'm looking at. I was also considered 'slow' at school and was no where near what you can call a 'normal' student as well. My teachers had a hard time trying to sort me out where i fit. Overall just have a hard time focusing on 1 thing for too long

Until i luckily, had a talk with one of my senior friend, a path was carved. I need only follow and things has been changing for the better

If not then i'd likely stuck within the army, being racist and useless lmao

[round mica]

Darktide or reddead2 which to play 🤔

[elder merlin]

Atleast you got out of it

[elder merlin]

I was surprised there were still people on red dead 2 when i decided to get on a couple months ago

I like how rockstar gave us 5 horror themed missions out of nowhere

Your game is dead, bro, its too little too late now

[marsh iris]

never played read dead

[round mica]

Oh I'm replaying the single player as a bad Karma playthrough this time

Licht you need to finish the game

I know it's sad but there's like 30% of John Marstons story you're missing

[somber stream]

With tremendous effort and untold amount of self-induced discipline. I am convinced anyone can change for the better, given they are motivated enough

[somber stream]

One of these day

[elder merlin]

I just aint, havent been in a long time

But its just another personal failure is all

[round mica]

Welp I guess I'm gonna dark some tide

[somber stream]

Personally

A girlfriend/ potential future spouse could be a very good motive force

But don't jump the gun too hastily with those, modern time and culture comes with its consequences

[lilac crag]

Them solo aurics gonna be fun.

[unborn drum]

https://youtu.be/s8ryY13BfU4

why are arbites clutches on havoc 40 so free

[halcyon glen]

No peachy prayers

[grand edge]

Best Devil's claw variant?

[lethal solstice]

Not mk1

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-20784341

[thick coyote]

None

4 or 7

4 being the popular one

[vapid verge]

Had to explain to my girlfriend that this was not a horror game while she watched me get eaten by a beast of nurgle

[grand edge]

nice thanks. What would be the dump stat? Mobility or one of the cleave stats?

[thick coyote]

Mobility

It's always mobility

[grand edge]

Well unless you have somethin stupid like power output

[thick coyote]

With a few exceptions that is

[round mica]

Noodle break

[lilac crag]

you did it, did you? good man.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ramen-ramen-cat-eating-noodles-gif-826652581506881253

[somber stream]

Now we awaits the fun part, reviews and comments

Which will last for at least 5-6 episodes

[lilac crag]

pain...

how doth thee feel?

[somber stream]

Less dying now. I chugged medicine

[round mica]

Have some soup when your feeling able to eat more than just bread boss 🫡

[somber stream]

Yeah i'm having noodle for the next 7 days

[round mica]

Nice

[marsh iris]

got those charcoal tablets?

[somber stream]

Powerade, need me elektrolytes

[marsh iris]

its what plants need

[somber stream]

But it's fine, really. Was just 1 skewer and i already got it out of mine system, just need to deal with the after effect

[round mica]

Man it's cold

https://tenor.com/view/freezing-elmo-meme-it's-cold-winter-shivering-snowing-gif-12639548316257805494

[faint aurora]

Come to the UK, we got a heatwave today.

[somber stream]

This week will be hell

[marsh iris]

hell week?? army reference??

[lavish silo]

This sucks.

Got tossed out of bounds by chaos spawn

But didn't die

So not sure if we can finish the mission

[thick coyote]

Tell them to wait

Then force a disconnect

Like alt f4

Then reconnect

Good outcome you teleport to your teammates

[somber stream]

33° reference

I am spreading AC propaganda until the entirety of Europe is filled with the thing

[marsh iris]

carry on soldier

[ocean widget]

Skedaddle skedoodle your AC is full of crabs

[somber stream]

Jokes on you i love boiled crabs

[supple thorn]

crab is good

[ocean widget]

They're in your AC so they're gonna rot and smell

[somber stream]

Daily maintenance and harvesting

Ez unlimited crab supply

Thanks dweeb

[orchid lynx]

Man i wish i had that

[ocean widget]

I love how you think id go through the effort to make it unlimited crabs

One time crab only
Can't be fucked to do any more

[somber stream]

Are you saying your spell are 2nd rate and only apply for a limited time?

What are you? Casul?

https://tenor.com/view/ena-wizard-ena-wizard-ena-wizard-dance-wizard-dance-gif-27577648

[orchid lynx]

Would not make it into the Winterhold College

[round mica]

Here its 35° C,not that cold

lucky you 🥶

[ocean widget]

Anyone could make it in the winter hold college

Even nords can make it into the winter hold college

[round mica]

Even a nord smh

[orchid lynx]

Go for it try to get in with your singular crab spell

[ocean widget]

No I'm just a lazy fucker

[brave slate]

Education standards in Skyrim have truly fallen

[somber stream]

Tch tch

Always give it your all no matter what you do

[orchid lynx]

Millions must shout

[ocean widget]

Tbf their biggest discovery is a floating orb a couple elves want

[somber stream]

I once made a poor mf socks collection wet permanently, not soaked, just 75% wet and moist

[ocean widget]

[orchid lynx]

Devilish curse

I made u guy's pillow warm on both sides

Permanently of course

Lets make a EVIL WIZARD GANG

[thick coyote]

I'm going to sell that pillow on cold climates

[somber stream]

I'm so in

[orchid lynx]

doing something good and not petty? A shame

[orchid lynx]

What do we call ourselfs?

[somber stream]

Oh something just jumped in my mind

[round mica]

How

[orchid lynx]

Thats bad pull it out

Do u really want to know?

[somber stream]

What do you think about

Tԋҽ Wιƈƙҽԃ Wιȥʂ

[orchid lynx]

Damn

Thats good

[orchid lynx]

We need more evil members

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-casting-spells-we-love-casting-spells-gif-13248176114891128394

[round mica]

Husslepuff,where all the black wizards go

[orchid lynx]

ITԋҽ Wιƈƙҽԃ Wιȥʂ

[lilac crag]

boredom consumes me

[vestal mantle]

I will use my wizard powers for truly evil things

[lilac crag]

[orchid lynx]

@lilac crag join the gang

The wizard gang

[marsh iris]

sorry guys count me out, im not evil

[round mica]

[vestal mantle]

During the summer, all toilet seats will be warm... During the winter they will all be cold

[lilac crag]

not evil enough ;(

[orchid lynx]

One evil spell and that should change

[marsh iris]

tried, it only made me freakier

[orchid lynx]

[vestal mantle]

Well im off to work

[somber stream]

[orchid lynx]

The freaky wizard

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-work-typing-gif-11289368

[orchid lynx]

Hes here

[somber stream]

I know a few of those

[round mica]

2h more till shift end

[vestal mantle]

8 hrs

Its an early day

[marsh iris]

stay alive soldier

[vestal mantle]

So my evil plan is that every aisle will advertise candy

You are prolly thinking thats not evil

But think of how many people bring their toddlers to the grocery store that want candy

[ripe tangle]

I had an evil plan once.

[vestal mantle]

The wailing of 500 toddlers begin today

[somber stream]

And 1 in 10 candy will have wasabi filling?

[orchid lynx]

Very evil welcome to the gang

[somber stream]

Wtf you should be in bed

[ripe tangle]

I am in bed

[somber stream]

Schleep soundly

[wintry hemlock]

How to fix voice chat in this game? , i plug in headphones in laptop and set it to push to talk būt it aint working nobody can hear me.

[ripe tangle]

anyway, my evil plan was to beam advertisements into people’s brains; they then have to pay me to turn them off.

[ocean widget]

Go to sleep or ill magdump you with heavy bolter nonlethal rounds

[elder hare]

thats also youtube premiums business plan

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-pooh-bear-pooh-winnie-the-pooh-bear-animated-gif-10747756

[ripe tangle]

Where do you think I got the idea!?!

[ocean widget]

Nah its elons

[somber stream]

Doth thee wish to join the gangz

[ripe tangle]

what gang?

[somber stream]

Eat well and plenty hun

[orchid lynx]

Tԋҽ Wιƈƙҽԃ Wιȥʂ

[ripe tangle]

I’m already a part of a “gang” it’s called the Adepta Sororitas.

[elder hare]

Nah what's criminal is how social media tracking will keep track of how often you change your pfp, realize that people who do so constantly are at risk of having lower self esteem, and target betterhelp/makeup brands towards those

[ripe tangle]

and we spread the Will of the God Emperor.

[elder hare]

across multiple platforms

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/go-to-sleep-rdj-robert-downey-jr-gif-12491718

[ocean widget]

Didn't Facebook do that with female teenagers deleted posts

Or instagram

Whatever kids use

[somber stream]

Depends on who you ask, this could consider to be evil

Very well then

[marsh iris]

black mirror episode

[somber stream]

Damn my self-esteem is off the roof

[ripe tangle]

Nonsense, we’re spreading the faith and smiting evil.

That’s not evil in the slightest.

[elder hare]

lmao i mean there's no positive correlation, but its just fucked how theyre marketing to potential insecurities just to make a buck

[round mica]

@fiery wave its a meme from soviet womble stream

[ripe tangle]

To denounce Chaos and lessen it’s blight upon the Fabric of Reality is ultimately good.

[somber stream]

Brands are evil. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

[orchid lynx]

I dont think she gets it Licht

[somber stream]

She just doesn't want to be anywhere near me is all, lass said she loathe me

[orchid lynx]

Im sorry big guy. Lets do some evil spells to make u feel better

[halcyon glen]

To W. W. my star my perfect silence

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wizard-gif-3598788200265522205

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[somber stream]

I cast female Ocelot

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-shaking-squidward-oh-no-shes-hot-shes-hot-oh-no-gif-26853489

[elder hare]

female ocelot Female Ocelot female ocelot

played by

female ocelot

[ripe tangle]

Wowzers irl I’m yawning and my body is doing that thing where it’s feeling heavier.

[orchid lynx]

Thats a freaky spell not an evil one

[somber stream]

I do this and that every once in a while

[orchid lynx]

I know that one drink some caffeine

[somber stream]

Have a good and long thing Lucia

Whatever that is

[ripe tangle]

yeah I should probably sleep

I need to be at work tonight

then I’m off for three days c:

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989084

[somber stream]

Lovelay

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-ocelot-gif-15134581789506580610

[halcyon glen]

darktide is too scary

[somber stream]

Is this NZ propaganda

Because i'm falling for it

[round mica]

[little marten]

Had a supermarket pasta pot for lunch

Gonna be real with you guys

It was mid

[woven stag]

What's even the purpose of bots at this point, me and a random died and the two bots were literally standing around in a completely different area of the map😭

[stable fox]

Navmesh got messed

Time for you reinstall cs source

[woven stag]

I play on console

[stable fox]

Okay your console is bricked
Get a new one then

[mossy solstice]

Sooo... when exactly does Obese Megalodon return from their summer vacation?

[stable fox]

Do I know? The only people who used to speak was Strawhat

Kitefin seems to be absent too

[mossy solstice]

I miss Strawhat

[stable fox]

I want their hat as memory

[little marten]

I talk the cm all the time

[stable fox]

Replica

[little marten]

They’re on the phone now what you wanna say?

[mossy solstice]

sup

[stable fox]

[little marten]

Static im afraid

[stable fox]

Collective consciousness says we miss her

[round mica]

Anyone have any good horror movie recommendations

[stable fox]

Very scary movie

https://tenor.com/view/whats-up-scary-scary-movie-scream-gif-16966640

[mossy solstice]

"Bone Tomahawk" is kinda a mix of horror

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

how goes it?

[somber stream]

Yes hello

What goes, exactly?

[lilac crag]

has your sickness let up?

[somber stream]

It subsided somewhat, yes

Thanks Alex

[lilac crag]

alrighty

if you want to play still, call me

till then, I hungy.

[somber stream]

That will be 2 hours from now

Go nom, i still have some work to do

[lilac crag]

aye lad

[mossy solstice]

not a movie, but a game - highly recommend trying out "Labyrinth Of The Demon King"

[round mica]

I'll check it out

[mossy solstice]

shit's disturbing

[molten matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/lotdk-labyrinth-of-the-demon-king-nekomata-hello-oh-hello-gif-18052877900085703120

[stable fox]

No thanks I'd rather play Amnesia

At least the worst thing i have to endure is karking darkness

[mossy solstice]

lol

[round mica]

Sinners 2025

I have not seen that ty

[little marten]

What kind of horror u like

[round mica]

Possession, paranormal ,cult , that witch movie was pretty darn good

[round mica]

What about vamps?

Eh there ok

Sometimes they can be done v well

https://tenor.com/view/sinners-movie-sinners-remmick-gif-13864444581790496886

[little marten]

Talk to me
Rec
The borderlands
30 days of night
Hereiditary
Cabin in the woods
The VHS movies are awesome

U prolly seen most of these

[round mica]

I have not seen talk to me, the borderlands and the vhs movies

[blissful kiln]

WAKE UP FATSHARKDEN WAKE UP

WHERE PATCH

[little marten]

VHS movies are wild

Also actually

The Sadness!!!

Insane movie

[round mica]

That's another one I haven't seen awesome I got some movies to watch now your a legend

[round mica]

This looks really good

[round mica]

Yah I didn't know this was a horror actually haha

[fiery wave]

Game tie in movies. Absolutely horrifying if you like the games.

[round mica]

Its actually done well,i was surprised,and i hate horror movies

I'll put it on my list

🫡

I am sci fi n fantasy nerd 🤓

Sci fi and fantasy are also great

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-unemployed-unemployment-job-application-gif-1393094783765636123

[quartz ore]

are the arbitrator left keystone talents still bugged?

[little marten]

If you watch event horizon assuming it’s a Warhammer movie that’s a wacky one

[nocturne bloom]

This job is

Oddly easy

I did everything i was supposed to in 3 hours and I work a 8 hour shift

Free money

[fiery wave]

I rarely watch movies anymore. So much ruined things.

[little marten]

Trueeee, I hate CGI too it’s so crap even when it’s supposed to not be

28 years later was awesome tho

[fiery wave]

Like, I don't mind CGI but WTF is this bs? Nearly every game series touched ends up ruined.

[round mica]

The only horror movie that scares me is John Carpenter's The Thing

https://tenor.com/view/thethinglargegif-gif-695548032831748038

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-burning-it-it-movie-flame-on-gif-14114900090763665996

[blissful kiln]

it's not just cgi

it's the cameras. digital cameras are fucking awful

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/thing-the-thing-the-thing-horror-horror-horror-movie-gif-7770206773710944166

[blissful kiln]

every movie is digital and looks fake

lazy filmmakers

[elder hare]

i think thats why people like analog horror, because the vhs quality of the movies can hide the uncanny valley feeling of most movies that use a lot of cgi

or those poor quality horror movies that have you squinting in the dark only for a jumpscare to pop up

[lament vault]

Are we still far from the light of the Emperor? Or the MorbidlyobeseShrimp has revealed when they are fixing their game? (Or at least when they plan to do it?)

[amber delta]

they are not fixing the game

[blissful kiln]

never

[amber delta]

there's no more updates

[ancient violet]

Lmao no

https://youtu.be/P8xvxKIoVTk?si=kYl7iJiLiOcAcDbP

[amber delta]

this is the final version

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[lament vault]

A game without Felinids, this is truly a world deprived of the Emperor's light

(and I guess it's also bad for Veteran mains that don't have a niche anymore)

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[stable fox]

We won't be having felinids anyway

Gw won't let it happen

Fatshark can't have it

[woven stag]

Are havoc missions harder than auric difficulty? I can't comfortably beat auric yet and I've yet to try a havoc mission because I can never find a party

[woven stag]

GW is scared of the Cat boy guard

[stable fox]

To clearance 20 it's manageable
But beyond 20 is getting harder

40 is death sentence

Good luck

[woven stag]

Thx lol
I'm lvl 30 with optimised perks, weapons, and all that good stuff, but still I somehow struggle with the highest difficulty

[blissful kiln]

up to H20 is easier or equal to auric

H10 is like normal malice level

#Havoc20shouldhavequickplay

[civic otter]

What is it with the popularity of felinids, i do not get it, they barely have any content around them anyways

What with 6th edition or liber xenologis where they will be mentioned

mentioned

[woven stag]

My havoc party finder requests always get denied💔

[woven stag]

Anthropomorphic cat people

Duhh

[amber delta]

catgirls

[peak falcon]

Man, did an absolutely brutal havoc mission last night. I'm still a little in shock that we won.

[civic otter]

If anthropomorphic cat people are what stand out to someone in 40k i'll be damned

[peak falcon]

What about an ogryn with cat ears?

[civic otter]

Go full tzeentch atp

[woven stag]

Oh what's up btw, we played a few SM2 missions together. Didn't recognise your profile at first

[civic otter]

i do not remember but then again i do not remember much at all

anyways not much, i am done with sm2 after 700 hours, saber refuses to set their own creation straight

i'm back to sm1

[amber delta]

sm2 mid

[civic otter]

DT had a mid start too but at least DT is reciprocating

or well, has been for a while

[blissful kiln]

I think you get H16 clearance if you beat Auric Maelstrim

so focus on that first and then you'll get invited or can host your own 16 (I think)

or be ogryn

[civic otter]

anyways, sm1 modders unironically cooking a 5 star dish with an upcoming complete overhaul

Pretty nuts

[thick coyote]

🛌

[civic otter]

Brother?

[lament vault]

Humanity is not ready for the ogryn peak that are their females, even less for cat-ogryns, our minds would shatter

[lament vault]

I feel that part of the charm is how little we know of them actually, there are mentions of them but are left as a nod for the fans to make their own takes, so the speculative draw some interest...also catgirls, let's not fool ourselves

[civic otter]

eh dunno, maybe it's just that i do not see the appeal. i prefer characters with intricacies and depth, i find headcanons always end up bad, especially in 40k

[thick coyote]

Cat-ogryn

You mean fat cat

Lazy ass fat cat

[ocean widget]

thats just garfield

[civic otter]

Well, servitorize it

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/never-trust-a-cat-funny-animals-cats-gif-10551704

I don't like cats

They are coarse

Rough

Irritating

And it gets everywhere

[lament vault]

That's sand you non-master-rank war criminal

[lament vault]

The idea is that what you think the real cat-people looks, aybe they are long limbed with little hair, maybe they are basically humans with long fingers that have claws, or just are the stereotypical catgirl we know, the thing is that the act of speculate is something some folks find fun enough to do, even if the argumentative facts are near to nonexistent

[civic otter]

Yeees

[gilded socket]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

[supple thorn]

Great fuckin song.

[thick coyote]

Money For Bad

[lament vault]

The application for the "Nurgle champion" job

[marsh iris]

"rejects, hurry down to the coffee mate factory before they cook up some champions"

[fair bridge]

many such cases

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/festus-warhammer-total-war-nurgle-chaos-gif-26599528

[lament vault]

The ogryn planning to eat all the coffee rashuns once they stop the bad guys: YES! To stop the chimp-uhns! That's why we here

[gilded socket]

Hello particular individuals

[fair bridge]

me when i realize once more that the voices speak not from within my waking consciousness but the device that the NSA put underneath my cerebrum to interpret 5G signals

[outer jasper]

So true give this man an unregistered firearm

[fading otter]

Keep scratching at it it will come out

[round mica]

when the redditor finally gets his gamer girl bath water

[gilded socket]

Jar of piss

[stable fox]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-sniper-gif-9022732005398095940

[little marten]

Rock on dude!! 🤘

[somber stream]

Bf6 beta for this week ended

I have a mighty need to ruin someone's day with the shotgun

[elder hare]

I love how you can carry three weapons now, but have a smaller ammo pack

[molten matrix]

Games dead

99% drop in players sheezh

[simple drum]

Rewatching the anime

[marsh iris]

can darktide 6 hurry and catch up?

[somber stream]

Nearly 10k user, fucking how

[mental jasper]

just as i fixed my game

[simple drum]

I just realized when pilar died David activated his Sandy my accident pure fear reflex

[mental jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310107228430139465/1378269984635097098/caption.gif

[molten matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[somber stream]

Still 1 more beta weekend this week

[elder hare]

prolly have the launcher open, either that or wizardry

[mental jasper]

i know

when tho

[somber stream]

Weekend...

[marsh iris]

10k of them maybe just sitting on the menu

[somber stream]

It's in the name

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[somber stream]

The cope is crazy

But i get it

[marsh iris]

they can brag how they had 1000 hours on open beta

[somber stream]

10,000 streamers

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-dream-bbq-wizard-the-ive-got-my-eye-on-you-thing-i-guess-gif-11792287873815563487

[lilac crag]

rotten armor... I need you to disappear.

[marsh iris]

i enjoyed the game ngl

darktide killer??

[fair bridge]

dream bbq?

ya

[untold skiff]

Evening fellas

What's good

[fair bridge]

bro killed chat

[fading otter]

That was SM2 we’ve been dead for months

[lament vault]

When MorbidlyobeseShrimp will return to fix the game? (perks bugged, classes unbalanced, vet weapons not delivered yet)

[fair bridge]

you should uninstall to show them how pissed off you are

you are a Gamer and you are Not to be Trifled with.....................

[tired steeple]

DREAM BBQ

THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE GUY

[lament vault]

But me not pissed, I just sad because me no like using broken classes but ogryn is me favourite class

[little marten]

I can’t play this weekend because I’m visiting you

Let me come over and try the new maps thanks

[untold skiff]

They don't care as long as people buy slips.

[fair bridge]

who said that

i heard another one of those 5G signals again

there is a real fire breathing dragon in bristol right now

[little marten]

Don’t check the truck outside. We are not sitting in it monitoring you.

[somber stream]

Haven't play it yet, time to remedy that

[somber stream]

Hamburg right? Place is all the way North

I'm all the way south

💀

[little marten]

Probably for the best this time

[somber stream]

Very lovely place, you won't get stab as much

[brave slate]

A real hamburger

[untold skiff]

Damn what a rare sighting I thought they all died out due to the 5g waves.

[somber stream]

How long are you staying? Should try the food there, plenty of local variety

[little marten]

Only the weekend - I do look forward to food but I suspect the agenda will be beer and too much of it

[somber stream]

Ah balls, oh well at least the beer won't taste like piss

[little marten]

💀

We don’t have a bad beer culture here tbf

Guiness

[somber stream]

I jest, British pubs are nice

[little marten]

Like 85% or our beer is piss mind

[untold skiff]

I just don't drink light beers.

[little marten]

I don’t know enough about beer to know what the means

I just like the tasty ones

[untold skiff]

Fair enough

I mean if it's not dark like my soul it does not go down the hole.

[untold skiff]

Hope this explains it better.

[somber stream]

You can count on ours and the Belgian to be good

Selling bad beer here is just asking to get mail bombed

[little marten]

Belgian was lovely. Czech too actually.

[lilac crag]

En garde!

[stable fox]

A DAEMON SWORD

CALL INQUISITION!

[stable fox]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldier-intruder-running-olmate-gif-23553218

[lilac crag]

I stand defeated.

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/tashigi-feeding-one-piece-gif-11827013186231857455

[somber stream]

Nah it's me getting stabbed

In true modern German fashion

[lilac crag]

I HAVE BESTED YOU

[round mica]

another depressed alcoholic

you’ll fit right into the server

[lilac crag]

does this mean we can play darktide soon?

[gilded crown]

Hello Leon

Would you like something really fishy?

[somber stream]

Unfortunately i'm taking your advice to heart and will not be accompany you to today's game

[orchid skiff]

None are

[little marten]

It’s ok mate we can get you a WKD

[lilac crag]

Zek might shoot me. all good, lad

[somber stream]

I am devastated by the decision, but i am feeling wee dizzy

[orchid skiff]

I only drink hard alcohol cuz it's all disgusting anyway

[weak beacon]

I don’t like purity seals they look like toilet paper

[lilac crag]

dizzy? ah, I figured you had that handled :(

[somber stream]

Ye fever is gone but the aftermath lingers

[little marten]

Yeah I agree

[somber stream]

Maybe i'll get back to you about it in 30 min, meanwhile you can go ahead

[lilac crag]

I've been slaughtering all morning and afternoon. I'm taking a knee.

[somber stream]

Got any of that A.S.S yet?

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-puppy-helicopter-puppy-wagging-tail-gif-8160737066068723289

[round mica]

chat is this real?

[gilded crown]

Hello Rewdy

Would you like something really fishy?

[untold skiff]

I'm not depressed as long as the blood stays out of my alcohol system

And I'm not at work

[somber stream]

You just turned red

[untold skiff]

Damn

[somber stream]

Congratulation, you can now post picture

[untold skiff]

Magic

[lilac crag]

join the pink pipeline

tis best

[gilded crown]

Never

[round mica]

here are my prices

[gilded crown]

Match my pfp pls

[somber stream]

There's a whole manga about this

I hate it so much

[mental jasper]

drop the name

if it's rent a hoe

then no

[somber stream]

It's rent a hoe

[mental jasper]

goddammit

[round mica]

[mental jasper]

shit is cringy as shit

i almost die reading it

[somber stream]

Pure loser energy

[little marten]

Excuse me?!?

[orchid skiff]

Good boy

[civic otter]

This looks like it was written by someone with no perception of money

[somber stream]

Auric. Storm. Survivor

A.S.S

[tropic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/making-it-rain-gif-617522917670078816

[civic otter]

It's like 7yo me thinking owning multiple lollipops made me a millionare

[orchid skiff]

Yes

[little marten]

I got 3/5 last night and then silo cluster happened

[somber stream]

Oh no

[round mica]

or it was made for the filthy rich

[untold skiff]

Not but I have T.S

[tropic sorrel]

I'll take 1 day matching pfp please

[somber stream]

T.S sounds like some sort of STD