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There after the hardest quest in the game
It took me 45 hours to complete
There's only standard
What quest?
I need something larger than small
Ok
Fast travel to me I'm sharing a perk to fast travel while encumbered
Ok
@marsh iris
@gilded socket JOIN THE TEAM
Joined
your beloved petertrouble?
My beloved Peter turbo
You can get a better backpack by doing the tadpole quests and challenges or getting a high capacity BP mod from another player
Alternatively
Put calibrated shocks on 2 power armor legs and you'll have 100 extra pounds
Anyone wanna see my boots
This stacks with the excavator armor
Theres Deep pocketed limbs for basic armor but I recommend ultra light instead
Bet
@gilded socket
TP to me
Ok
If you wanna be extra find some strength armor legendary parts and these will add carry weight
Id also nab the legendary perk for strength first when you hit 100
Lady at nuka world to the left of the spawn can sell bear claws that add 60ish carry weight, one can spawn behind her as well
You can get the recipe from doing nuka world events, once you get that the Good With Salt perk will basically make them never spoil

Thanks lamia
Got something for you
Hey open your shop i want to look
I fucking knew it
"We know we said you can take a day off today but could you handle this super urgent and easy task that will only take 4 hours to do lmao"
Come to the event
Ok
Idk how many people play sm2 here. But assault with power sword and inferno pistol is fun
Hasn't it been a while since they patched something
No fun allowed
I am so fucking glad union city doesn't have a cooldown
No clue if they removed ultracite cells from the pitt tho
Easy 15-20 stamps + legendaries a run thank fuck

Should've said no
Unless ur in America in which case you're fucked
Working with Korean, they can be very persistent
The power cell system stuff? All gone, you can run The Pitt and Atlantic City stuff whenever
But I think they also made the plans only drop once a week, rip
Ill consider logging on sometime this week if you really need stuff
New job genuinely is gonna cut my game hours 
Eugh
I've only got the torso so far
480 stamps is a pain but at least it can be done quickly
I think the first run each 24h gives a few bonus stamps too
That'd explain the 15-20
but yeah civil engineer's armor is good, once you have that you don't really need anything else
brotherhood recon and secret service have some higher resistances, but that's about it
Oh i was going union cus i need the carry weight bonus and doing heavy guns build
Got no clue what civil does
all three can take jetpack mods
oh right, civil engineer is the non-PA armor set
Full set lowers durability loss on weapons by 35%
It's one of three non power armors that can take a jetpack mod too
I use it for ranged, but even with that and the Gunsmith perk my black powder rifle chunks through a noticeable amount of durability with each shot
Yeah black powder and the dragoon seem like gimmick weapons unfortunately
Single shot and with a long reload
Defo seems for more of a gimmick than an actual build since atp you might as well just use the bow
The trick is to get one with Quad, because that also ups their firerate enough that you can use them a bit more comfortably
For general use it's overkill, but against Scorchbeast Queens, Earle and anything with lots of health it'll take out noticeable chunks of health
Not as much DPS as something like a Gatling Plasma or Enclave Plasma flamer, but next patch is going to up their damage even further
Trying to get rid of all the weight in my pockets is harder than getting it

Fr?
I think BP rifle is getting like 800 damage at base, and Dragon is going up above 1k
I've already prepped a crossbow and a compound bow for the next patch though, so now I'm just twiddling my thumbs
Wut weighs the most rn
Probably steel scrap
Dude idk
Yeah
Junk in general weighs an unfortunate ton for only 1400 caps a day
Theyre stored
Ah
Use the ammo machine to turn them into points
Mini nukes kinda suck
And use the ammo machine for cryo cells n other shit
Ok
I don't think there's actually any other use than just turning mini nukes into other ammo
They're bright as fuck
Even worse for a two shot mirv
Plus they dont do much damage
I sell every mininuke i find bc i dont use explosives in any game but new vegas
NV explosives are OP
Grenade rifle is peak
Dynamite is peak
Grenades are mid
Yeah but tbf a rolling pin and a single shotgun are also OP in fnv
Incinerator isnt an explosion but
Single shotgun is based on distance right?
- Something x7
Math gun
No it's a shotgun with a single shell
I meant damage
Get And stay back! And nothing can fight back
Idfk damage isn't important thats why i used the single shotty and not the riot shotty
Ok so i rearranged my perk cards
I make slug rounds by accident
And im still over double max weight
What PA
Because i dumped every point into repair for ammo
Huh?
What PA u wearing
I just use whatever has the most ammo
I rock the vulcan
Varmint rifle main rn because its max durability
Sick
90% reduced weight excavator is a lifesaver
Well everything is because im repair level 60
Need
But yeah find the closest place with a workbench and just scrap all your junk
I wish the death claws weren't being bitchy
That'll clear a decent chunk
I want to get their egg for a deathclaw egg omelette
Try doing the gra challenge where you kill deathclaws with boxing tape
Would kms
Sounds as hard as cliffhanger penance
I have scrap kits
Get the melee knockdown perk and it's easy as shit
Yeah that also works
Check if you're carrying an excessive amount of guns and armour too
Only in unarmed
The one you learn from the novac ranger
Plus it's a chance
I have like 3 guns
And a full suit of armor and PA chasis
What does it do again?
You got the perk that reduces chem weights?
The ranger knockdown?
90%
Knocks enemies down
I havent used it in decades
Peak
Its probably junk or ammo then that's weighing you down
Probably junk ngl
Im stuck at str 9
How do i get past 9?
i think the two judges know each other and theyre study buddies. they sit in dark corners facing each other reading the Lectio Divinitatus in awkward silence and one occasionally says something like "this verse I found very humbling on my journey" "I see, very good!" and then back to silence.
I just solved my own problem
Legendary perks or rearranging strength scores
Drugs?
I used the legendary str card
Yeah that works
Drugs are my favorite
Greetings all, and may the Emperor’s Light shine brightly within you, may his will be a crucible that forges the flames within you.
Pop every chem possible then when ur done pop addictol
Bet
I LOVE CORN
Khorne
it is a wonderful crop
Already addicted from having to pop so much to keep my weight down
Maxine, I… what was that about Khorne!?!
OK do you mean cornflakes cornflakes or pornography
Both
There's 3 options
whats your favourite verse from the holy book
is there Chaos worship ON MY MOURNING STAR!?!
"Thou shall not crack the saints"
Does corn even exist in the imperium
What kind
Yes
Maize or porn
Our Mourningstar
I bet it's called Korn, or something
Maybe
they eat starch right? so I'd guess probably a mix of dead bodies and ground up corn
If the empire doesn't have potatoes im going to hang myself
corn is a very dystopian food (read the omnivores dillemma for more)
Whats caff
Coffee
“I can do all things through the Emperor who strengthens me, be strong and courageous, never waiver nor relent, for his all reaching soul shall always be with you.”
Would caviar be noblepeople food or would it be poor food like it originally was, in the imperium
slaneesh is ligma
khorne is a silly boy
Who the hell is slaanesh
?????????????????????????
If you wait several hours ill reply with the video because it's 6am and im in bed
Buff maelstorm it's too easy
Your god cant go into sunlight without burning because hes a Minecraft skelly
Go jog
How dare you even say the names of the Chaos Gods; on the Shrine World, you’d be beaten without mercy, then strapped to a Penitent Engine for such language.
aurelian had such a way with words :)
Fuck no id rather have a heart attack
I forgot you live in Engloin
we strappin' boyosss
Can I just be a servitor? it sounds fun
I'd probably join the tau if they had potatoes and mushrooms ngl
When all else fails, whenever there is doubt, violence is always the answer.
they have grass
FS to add poxmoaners
Bought ultra light and deep picketed mods
I dont want weed i want breakfast
Id hide in the back because my teammates never fucking kill anything that isnt a part of a horde or is a specialist
Stupid people
https://www.tumblr.com/virtualgirladvance/791550289357520896?source=share
this servitors having fun
no, actual grass
they evolved from cow like xenos*
thats what they eat
Stupid stupid people who shouldn't be allowed to play
most educated imperial:
Im actually a poxhound
WE ARE CLOSE
So
Xeno evolution isn't important
Dump all your ammo and junk in a stash
Okay
If you can't dump junk make bulk junk and sell it
Fuck wrong reply
Moebian knows what I mean
most educated furry:
Literally all my guns armor and chems are weightless
Im not a furry
That's why I said junk and ammo
Aye
Poxhounds arent furries they're poxhounds
ill remeber this next time im having a tummy ache
Oh yeah btw if you need more fusion cores craft gatling lasers
Bear in mind you will hate finding fiber optics
theyre dogs
Why would you craft gatling lazers
They're bad guns
Elder maxsons legendary one was good
No they're poxhounds
Every gatling laser crafted comes with a free 100% core in 76
Wait first
You get 2 if you use the luck perk that can double crafts
Why can you craft gatling lazers
Plan from brotherhood vendor in the whitespring
Also it's laser
Oh
And an acronym
Can craft those too
Those are worse tho cus plasma cores dont power PA
Yeah in 76
Imagine a black ball with a bunch of spinning black spikes
That's a gatling plasma
Gatling lazers are powered by fission
Gatling plasma ammo
Yeah just like how power cores are supposed to last for several years yet last for several seconds when using VATs
Well
If you think about it
I got 44 fusion and ultracite cores
British bug spoiled me
The cores you find around the game are semi ejected from the reactor yk

Probably meaning they dont have enough energy
And when you take it the building doesn't lose power
So
You can make cores with 100% power in 76
76 is just a bad game so
You shouldn't be able to craft gatling plasmas
Less bad than it used to be
The power core recharger is still locked behind a damn pay wall though
You arent fucking robert house
Took my x-01 suit that i just made an pimped it out with quantum paint and legendary mods then gave me a mg42 and mods to make it OP and enough ultracite ammo to last me my entire irl life
You cant reengineer a fucking fusion core
Jesus christ
why do the xenos and heretics hate humanity so much? is it because theyre jealous that we are the chosen people of the only true god the emperor? does seeing us succeed remind them that all they have was taken from our hands? that they are usurpers of man's birthright?
No one is that smart in fallout besides literally house
or is it cause theyre stinky
Probably cus people dont like being shot at
Because remember you get ammo back from killing people
So i got hitler’s buzzsaw that recycles itself
Yeah daily ops and the city is literally free ammo
Still need the ultracite BP for the gatling gun
true
Then after he got me all powered up took me on a raid encounter farm and now have enough repair and scrap kits to last me the rest of my irl life too
bbut they shot at us first!
I hate 76
even when they didnt, they still did!
Lucky
76 doesn't have the legion
Its fun when someone who is way too overpowered just gives you enough gear to conquer the world
Raids are gonna be a fuckin pain
But actually the gear is fucking level locked
Hitting level 300 just to actually finish your build sucks
Be over lvl 50 and you’re good
That's why i hate it
I found a level 70 golf club
Damn
shoutouts commander farsight
Hey guys, random question, I've been playing as an Ogryn for a bit but I wanna start up a new class
Should I play Zealot or Arbites? I heard Arbites is super OP and I do wanna learn the game and actually have a challenge
I played a ton of Saltzspyre in VT2 so would a Zealot be better for me? I can't choose
Play psyker and get analed everytime 
Arbites is strongest paid class
Ogryn is strongest free class
Veteran is shit
Psyker is meh
Zealot is good
Zealot is also pretty brainless endgame
Zealot
From a zealot
One of us!
What would you guys consider the most fun but viable? From what I've seen, Zealot looks fun, just mowing down hordes, that's what I enjoy most tbh
Zealot
yeah Zealot
Just do zealot
you can also cosplay as Saltzspyre
I think I fucked up not leveling zealot
Remember chat this was the last powersword skin they released and last thursday they released it
now look at this one
You
lest we forget
Have an obsession with the thing huh
YES
We dont care about your preference in oversized sounding rods
I feel bad
I dragged two poor bastards to a maelstrom and we lost about 6 times.
both of those power swords are ass
Psyker is fucking shit
What we need, dear fellow Vets.
Is more skin for the Shovel
they are the only 2 skins i think
Zealot it is, I love the look of Arbites and I did play em for a couple of hours, but God I hate the idea of being TOO OP with no skill involved
i like the second one
I love a challenge
No shit its a glass cannon with erectile dysfunction most times
i had pain reading this
It's a glass deck chair 🪑
No there's defo some skill involved in arbites
Just not as much as the other classes
Yeah
unironically the buffs you get from telling the dog to fuck off should get nerfed
and saying you'll play zealot because arbites is op with no skill
thats re tarded
zealot is only op late game and still not as op as arbites though
Is that gertrud?
Imagine if we get arbites reworked before vet
No thats a shovel
would be dumb, arbites is fun, vet isnt.
dog take
Nay, from Girl und Panzer
does anyone actually care tho
Oh
or do you say it is because other people do
How so?
whats to complain about
Zealot is brainless busted
about one class being massively better than the rest?
said class being also the only one locked behind a paywall
Anime girls + Tank = total W
Who do you play then?
tl;dr buff vet, nerf arbites
Vet only
buff pysker
Buff everyone no nerfs
its a horde game.
Also the option to nerf enemies
Buff gunners
just make other stuff better
Remove carapace
shitters
No bosses
Only poxwalkers
Is Ogryn considered no skill OP too? I'm still pretty new so I'm not sure the whole meta situation
the buff everything shit only works for competitive games when the game is designed to be difficult you cant just buff everyone
just make other characters just as viable
Fatshark, can we get rid of the heavy telegraphing on snipers?
I believe it would be funny
thank god you people arent working on the game
no competitive games does that no game period does that its a pipe dream held by everyone
its what everyone always wants
you have to play a melee psyker with taxe and a db shotty, only way to prove your skill 😌
go use blades of faith and combat knife sissy
everything else is op and brainless
"competitive games"
and you drop that hyperspecific statement
if zealot is no skill op then so isogryn by virtue of being better
the hyperspecific statement
zealot is boring
subjective
flammer is never boring
are you gonna say anything of substance
don't be a hypocrite now

go back to talking to no one im not engaging with you anymore lmao
flamer is W
whats this fools deal
what are these things and why is this shape everywhere
a bullet?
Bro is in a mood
W gaslight
Ogryn is powerful, but you also have to know how to support a team with it.
Lots of ogryn players are like, "step aside, I'm John Darktide," and do nothing but disrupt the game for teammates who can do better dps.
those are ancient necron artifacts just dont touch them and you'll be good
definitely not, i'm serious, the shape is everywhere
exactly
if you supply oggy with enough ammo rumblers destroy entire map 😏
vents, decoration, windows
no though that's just how gothic architecture is
is that popular is 40k settings other than darktide?
if you want an actual answer
maybe its supposed to be bullet iconography war is the most defining thing abt the imperium
yes
Genuinely such a based name
They're supposed to look like chapel windows I'm pretty sure
Bomberman oggys are pretty strong
that probably makes more sense since they appear to come in all different sizes
but idk
cus some are rlly small
games that dont incorporate that aestethic are rare and the only one that comes to mind is Space Hulk revenge of the blood angels
Dark Souls 1 might be top 3 games of all time
I liked Dark Souls 3.
Then they went and fucked up pvp in elden ring.
Gank city lies empty
Idk actually, but I assume it isn't nearly as boppin as it once was
Im so sick of pontiff
Pvp in elden is bad?
so so sick
resident bloody finger in the chat
Not the combat necessarily, but the mechanics.
I've never played elden ring, the game still sits next to my ps5 unopened

Im wet and clean
Tl;dr the only way to invade someone is if they have a co-oper with them (and usually a blue will show up, making it a 3v1)
The only way you can get a co-invader is if the host uses the dried finger (or w/e they call it), which they never do.
OR they use it to lure in an invader for a gank and then turn it off, which is allowed for some reason.
one of the worst unique elden ring mechanics is the 4 player max servers
who fucking knows why
I cant femcel rot too long
gank gank gank
I like showerrs
EXACTLY.
6 player pvp in The Ringed City was so fun.
i like swimming
fr
that shit was soo fun
Fat
😦
I miss having a swimming pool.
Even if the thing was gross af and I always had to clean it.
and the filter got filled with dead mice...
ew
Servers down?
so true
I think most people have gotten their fill on rotten armor already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReusTs0Vbo
Boy oh boy, my favourite (not) Australian dropped a new banger
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What's with Aussies and NZ migrating back and forth to each other anyway
@ocean widget after some strategic planning
Ive shed so much weight and made so much caps
similar countries with similar cultures, Americans and Canadians also move to and from eachother’s countries quite a lot as well.
Hi lucia!
just not on the same percentile scale, but it’s still super common.
Yeah but they aren’t half the world away
Weh
Also dear sister, you should consider changing thy legal name into Historia, considering how much you know about the subject
Australia and NZ are also the closest countries to eachother; it’s a good distance over open ocean but they’re literally closer to eachother than anywhere else.
I think i have the stupid
Hi dad
I don't have a sense of smell so can't say
Same
rotten armour modifier is not entertaining enough for 10 missions
mountain dew armor
oh also
I started sitting in a colding chair and my ass doesn’t hurt anymore; it’s not a problem with my back or nerve afterall, it’s literally the chair.
Good chairs make a big difference
that specific chair that I was using will make anyone’s ass sore, I gave it to my dad and now he’s complaining and throwing it out XD
(whats a colding chair)
Yeah what's a colding chair
Folding?
It cool your ass? I need one
interesting
Real harry du bois hours
(Cold chair sounds great right about now)
get those chair with mesh bottom
Your degeneracy betrays you
The chair I was using was an older office chair that was wearing out
aerate your ass
so worn that sitting on it would be sorta like sitting on a sharpened barstool
if that makes sense
Mr Evrart is helping me find my bolter
How lovely of him
Bro chills his farts 💀
Cowards.
You might be better off than most slobs with a gaming chair
better than having farticles in the chair cushion
Is it air or sunlight that keeps the covid away? Idk how sunning works
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I always thought ganing chairs were a scam tbh
Wanna see Lumia's "chair"?
What I really want more than anything is a comfy armchair
But this gaming chair of mine is a huge upgrade compared to what I used to sit in
I’m afraid to say yes.
A fart ghost if when you fart on a chair and it manifests every fart that was farted there before it.
Too late
Gassy Yokai
grenades
He sits on an old ammunition box?
Not with that attitude
So i was told
Also get an Ergonomic chair
Gaming chairs are scam, Ergos aren't
m16a2 grenade launcher practice ammo box?
I sit on my bed
Specifically, this box was used to store grenades for an M16A2 attachment.
Gaming chairs kinda look like bdsm contraptions
Ergonomic chairs look pretty solid
from what’s written on the box and the shade of green, I’d venture it’s from the late 1980s or early 1990s
I assume

nurgle has blessed this man
Well whatever it is, that's not the best impromptu chair ever, since it gave the user back problems
That looks uncomfortable
Looks easy to fall out of
it needs some tight straps or she might slide off 😏
what if they design a chair so that everything is being held EXCEPT for your butt?
Chairs have gone too far
like, it goes around your legs and waist, you sit in it that way where all the weight is in your knees, but your ass sticks out exposed to the world.
naw she won't fall off 😏
Why? Do you have a mighty need for one?
I just want to design an “Anti-Chair”
That sounds like something else
though the more I think of the “Anti-Chair” the more I think it would totally be used for sex, wouldn’t it?
I mean
like what?
Yes
wait a min..is that the darling in the franxx sitting contraption 😂
That's linked grenades. Shot out of an automatic grenade launcher
It's quite alright, we all have our vices
Let’s just keep chairs for the original purpose. Either sitting or hitting another wrestler with.
you think I would be a good Professional Wrestler?
It has multiple uses, yes
@gilded socket
100% it's this 😂
With 0 knowledge of you. Yes. Absolutely.
Good day folks
brooo not show people in it 😭
Huh?
Would I be a good Pro Wrestler?
Ello Alex
You would kill your opponents
Hiya licht
how goes it?
that’s what we’re supposed to do, right?
can I also purge the audience in Holy Fire?
Not really. The link part is built into the casing. You can't use them on the M203.
Also, the 203 uses slightly different sized grenades
We talking chairs and its fancies
sounds lovely
I'm sure it is
Alexander, come and join me in prayer.
mmm? right now?
I pray to the Emperor for strength, the Saints shall guide me~ My Evicerator shall spill the blood of Heretics, my Will shall inspire the helpless and the meek.
now; point me in the direction of those who profane The God Emperor’s Majesty so that I, as his instrument, shall smite them.
It did said on the Box it's used for M16A1-2, could be compatible
Do you think you could eat a lasagne with a fork and an eviscerator
I tried that once, I just tore my meal, the table, and the poor servitor below the table into a pile of mess.
That means something different, since the M16 shoots 556, not 40mm.
grenade launcher attachment
especially since the M16A2 had one available
It would say M203 if that were the case, which would also be wrong because of how linked 40mm is made.
It wouldn't fit into the launcher
This right? M16A2 with M203 Grenade Launcher?
How am I a murder pervert?
Yeah that is an M16 with an M203
I only kill in the Emperor’s Glorious Name, and I’m hardly perverted in any way.
I'm saying that the ammo is for a different weapon
You tell me
The similar numbers on the ammo box are just a coincidence
I wish we could swap weapon specials,
but also give the autogun variants a grenade launcher
You would know better than me, Dylan.
I've had to carry those exact boxes around before. There's no good way to hold them
I sort of had to? In order to carry up to four at once
punt the box like a football
They're not really heavy, just awkward to carry
drop it out the window
ez, no stairs required
A reminder that they are grenades
Now, will kicking the box really hard make them explode?
It shouldn't.
science is a wonderful thing
Yes i love homegrowing boobs (IF ONLY)
I once knew an EOD guy who said his job was easy because “if I fuck up, it’ll quickly stop being my problem”
this is a wise man 😌
This is true
Hammerhead was the coolest street shark
I remember playing a game a long time ago, you played as a Shark, you ate fish, other sharks, and even people after you got big enough.
I liked it, it was fun.
I know what you are talking about
You eat other things to get big
what’s it called?
Fuck if i know
:v
I played that too
but you know what I’m talking about at least
Feeding Frenzy
@sleek harness its your cousins
Mayhaps
What sort of abominable abhumans are these?
The gay fish
biker mice from mars, presumably before the mechanicus drove them out
Are they to admonish themselves and cleanse their cursed flesh by sacrificing it for the betterment of humanity?
if so, I commend them, if not I condemn them.
condiment them

I am Garut
Lucia dumb for not understanding
Lucia smart for knowing that Xenos must be exterminated upon sight.

ultra rare 6++ save model
Yeah well you’re a murder perv
imperium could win the endless war if they teamed up with aeldari and tau
big oof
Groot vs South American Amazon Deforestation industry 🤔
How am I perverted?! What’s perverse about murdering Heretics and Xenos?
Nothing at all, sister
You
Yuor mom
She’s a freak who beats up guardswomen for fun
@ripe tangle while killinh people
https://tenor.com/view/konosuba-darkness-shy-gif-8114799
(under her helmet smells of drool)
Since when is killing heretics a bad thing?
I don’t wear a helmet, because when you go without a helmet, it increases your survivability in the Warhammer 40K universe.
I wear a helmet
It's pc Hammer now bro
It’s not, in fact, it’s a good thing.
She’s one of those khornate slaaneshi type who get off to killing
and you can't feel the spray of blood on your face
That's discrimination bro
Gotta keep my face pretty
when enjoying it a wee bit too much

Nah that's just. Patriotic zeal
That too… but I think about that secretly until I go to confession, then have those thoughts beaten out of me by a more Superior Sister.
Is that possible?
Lucius the eternal
zealous climaxx
I think violence has a stronger affinity with Khorne.
Unless it's like, bdsm stuff
zealmaxxing
Khornate?
I'm jalapeñomaxxing rn
I meant as in her affinity for violence
delish
There's nothing wrong with violence though
Ehhh
I like shooting tank shells at my problems
Not being close enough i could kiss them
I prefer a medium range, so I can swap between gun and sword
Although I wish I could equip two guns
I prefer close range, very close range
Wherein I kiss chat's dad
to protect the citizens of the Imperium from violence at the hands of those who have defiled their own humanity, and by the filthy hands of Xenos or Daemons, one must master the art of violence themselves, the only counter to extreme violence is a good measure of greater violence.
and any argument against this is foolish, heretical I dare say.
I like tanks
I shall, gladly.
Big gun. Heavy armor. Easy to hide behind
Planes are cool too
😎
my knees and lower spine have been found to not be not service related
become a tank
Your fault for not wearing your ppe
I knew it
I like apples and bananas 🗣️
my dad was in the army, said one time a guy slept on a tank trail while they were training in Yakima Washington, tanks ran him over because there was low vision and it was like 3 in the morning.
0 percent service related
I believe it
makes me wonder how often people get killed in training accidents
probably not super common, but common enough… which is disturbing
civvy?
Sleeping out in the field is dangerous
he got greased 😏
My Dad was in Mech Infantry
i mean the guy
Begging iD software to make a co-op horde shooter
The world needs it
Nah, another guy in Infantry
No, he's dead

Lucia
Wont happen but people can hope
Am I rizzy
Yes
Hi agent
Id could actually make a amazing horde game
no way he's not informed by his unit
but i suppose it happens
You're supposed to throw out a bunch of chem lights
Have one guy awake and keeping watch
Unfortunately @orchid skiff Is the rizzler
Smh
And even with all that, shit happens
my Dad also told me when he was in Saudi Arabia near the Iraqi Border (since he was there for months on end before being sent over in Iraq) this was in 1990 I think, anyway he told me he was in charge of an IFV and they ran over a honey bucket, he got out and prayed that noone was inside, thankfully noone was otherwise he would’ve ended up in Prison.
Lucia old
he also told me a story about how some guy was sleeping in when he was supposed to get up for duty, the other men woke the dude up by backing a HUMVEE’s exhaust into the tent and revving the engine real hard, the guy came out choking, cussing, pissed and confused, wanting to fight everyone XD
That's pretty funny
Don’t your hear it brother? Whirling in the walls. Defilement of sacred flesh, mechanical horror. Is it in pain brother? Laboured wheezing, unnatural and cold. Plastic and mould. Oh metal beast, of steel and rust.
he has medals that say he’s been in combat, was in 1st Cavalry during Desert Storm, he saw intense combat apparently, and he never told me about it, nor does he talk about that part of the army.
Most of his army stories are funny and often stupid shit
I once saw a guy accidentally stab himself in the face (He was fine)
stuff like barracks jousting, or when they stole a goose and put it in some “cheese eater”’s barracks room for a weekend.
I'm unfamiliar with Army slurs but he probably deserved it
Very good leg day
or how often they got into barfights and one time him and a Sergeant (his immediate supervisor mind you) tore a sink out of a wall at some dive because the bartender was being a dick
I'm afraid i have laid claim to all of them
there's lot of stories of enemies getting shot during combat but still carried on like it's nothing before dying min later, some even killing the attacker
adrenaline is hella a drug
(and also meth)
one reason why people want bigger bullets, aka "stopping power"
in fact, he more or less refuses to talk about it… and that’s understandable I think
Range
Show legs
he was in Panama in 1989 and also Desert Storm in 1991, was in the army until 1999
he was going to reenlist for the WoT but didn’t because he had a wife and kid to look after
Flamethrowers are terrifying but you gotta get close
Still not your dad
Yeah, save some for the younger guys will ya?
The whole dad thing needs to stop honestly
it needs to stop, but will it?
He was in from 1987 to 1999

On the first day we watched night devour the sun. We trembled; oh how hubris shone in unlit skies.
On the second day a silence so loud, we covered our ears and howled.
On the third day they came, splitting the veil.
On the fourth day we were gone.
On the fifth day they followed, not yet fat from their feast.
Ancient timer
@orchid skiff spotted going on a walk in palm beach
True
He’s like 57 or 58 now
That tracks. 1999 was 26 years ago
its so crazy that 2006 was 30 years ago 😔
anyway, and this is still irl me, I was born an Army Brat but wasn’t raised as one
he left the service when I was like 4 or 5 years old
Probably for the best
tbh yeah
Is your dad Korean?
the kid of an active duty aoldier
Child of a military member
Oh
Dad was stationed in Korea?
He was!
Shot in the dark
Interesting, normally the mom have the dominant gene and decide how the kid will look like
I'd hope not
I want a FAL
Good rifle
The Bitch
Less good
she was married to an Airforce Guy and lived in the US for like a year, they seperated and got divorced but Mcchord AFB and Fort Lewis are connected, she got a job at Fort Lewis and that’s where she met my Dad.
I'm not a fan of a runaway gun
she was a civvie that worked on post and barely spoke English at the time
apparently that sorta thing isn’t uncommon
Gonna be honest, that is not how I expected that to go but congrats
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I am
nothing wrong with it though, it is what it is.
Bold
Fate ran its course
He was a skater boy she said see ya later boy
Pretty sure my brother is going to be stationed in Korea soon
could've been an airforce brat
Hold on tight and dont let go
I’ve been to Korea three times c:
He's already got the Korean girlfriend
beautiful country
Ride the lightning
I told you about my Grandfather, how he escaped Japan.
Too real 
I recall. Harrowing stuff
he had a son, my Mom’s older brother who went to Vietnam as a “Fierce Tiger”
so that’s also something
Korean troops in Vietnam had a vicious reputation
I have a Vietnamese friend, told me a lot of these "reputations"
That war sucked so bad
Yeah
I never asked that Uncle about Vietnam, mostly because when I met him, he was always drunk and slurred so I couldn’t understand him, he also didn’t speak English and my Korean was limited.
I’m bewildered
I dont know much about my family’s history but i do know my uncle served in Afghanistan like early-ish into the conflict there
I can still sorta speak Korean but it’s rusty af
Name 10 Koreans
one of those things I was good at as a kid but can barely do now
you know what I mean right?
Kim jung gi
Name 3 nurgles
My beloved
GOOD MORNING BOOTIFUL LEX UPHOLDERS (or good night/evening for those in much different timezones)
Good day Phoenix
Hello Phoenix.
kim wexler
That one guy
Ok I can make peace with 2
Yea
