general-chat

[somber stream]

Devastated

[final herald]

@lilac crag said I be geeking

Pensive emoji

[fiery wave]

I'm cooking. You know I play 2.5 hours later

[somber stream]

I don't mind

[lilac crag]

I've been called?

[somber stream]

I understand

[final herald]

I am beating the geeking allegations

[lilac crag]

since when do you guys acknowledge I exist?

[final herald]

Whar

[somber stream]

Whuh

[supple thorn]

eats popcorn

[fiery wave]

I'm cooking conger eel and fish head soup.

[lilac crag]

what a strange turn of events

[final herald]

What

Hi?

Hi!

[little marten]

Standard

[somber stream]

HELLLOOO ALEXANDER

THE ONE AND ONLY

[lilac crag]

just surprised you remembered I exist lad , nothing much

[lilac crag]

hello hello dearest licht

[somber stream]

[final herald]

Why!

[lilac crag]

unsure actually

[final herald]

Its okay

I get that sometimes too

[lilac crag]

blame it on my isolation defensive mechanisms

[supple thorn]

Alex isn't on as often as Mobians

[little marten]

Understandable

[final herald]

What I was typing almost turned into vent/trauma dump/whatever

The manic episode continues

[little marten]

Let it free brother

[somber stream]

Thee can

People do it here all the time

[final herald]

No!

[somber stream]

Understandable

[lilac crag]

I'll beat it out of you

[final herald]

You people are strangers until proven otherwise

Ayo

Promi?

[supple thorn]

How?

[lilac crag]

shock therapy

[final herald]

I plead the 5th

I'm opening 'tide

[lilac crag]

just like that, he's geeking

[lilac crag]

you better do well.

[somber stream]

Right lemme just chug a cig real quick

[final herald]

[somber stream]

Making some meal recipes

[supple thorn]

Fuckin train.

[somber stream]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6vwZvIGhXV18gHJu748IFq?si=1c1b73f55f0c4f8f

Love this singer so much

[final herald]

also I'm pretty sure I asked if you wanted to play a few days ago

[little marten]

Oh I thought it was Johnny cash

[somber stream]

Well i mean

[lilac crag]

you want me to join?

[somber stream]

Same song

[final herald]

if u want

[little marten]

Leslie Chow?

[lilac crag]

who else be with us?

[final herald]

licht

[somber stream]

Whuh?

[fiery wave]

GEH, SUDDEN FIREWORKS.

[little marten]

Guy from the hangover movies he sings it in the 3rd movie

Bad reference my bad my bad

[lilac crag]

if you're grabbing me for tide, we are doing hishocktroops.

I want my teeth kicked in.

[final herald]

obligatory feet joke

[somber stream]

Hildegard Von Blingen. She covers songs but in a medieval style

[final herald]

I leave the mission selection up to literally anyone who isn't me

[fiery wave]

@blazing hawk Fireworks in area. Can you hear it?

[somber stream]

Are you American?

[lilac crag]

you know how construction workers use hammers to break down anything they don't want to stand up

[final herald]

yes why

[elder merlin]

We got that in common

Cause im gonna break your legs

[final herald]

[somber stream]

Just need to know which region to base the server in

[lilac crag]

don't be said thing I don't want standing up

I will pick you up and spin you

[little marten]

Put those undersea cables to the test

[lilac crag]

I will throw you like a boomerang

[final herald]

huh????

[lilac crag]

[final herald]

unmerciful threats

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I tested plenty, remember the first match yesterday with oggy?

[elder merlin]

Isnt @final herald like 6 foot or something, or was that someone else?

[lilac crag]

lemme see if I can get us a 4th.

[final herald]

I am 5 foot 8 and a half

[little marten]

Oh yeah? I would’ve thought he came to EU servers tho

[elder merlin]

Ah, someone else then

[final herald]

I don't know if I would prefer being shorter or taller

[somber stream]

My ping was 14409

[lilac crag]

fellas I have a 4th for these

[somber stream]

Proper Alex

[final herald]

is it the zealot

[lilac crag]

if I don't see anyone in-line in 5 minutes there will be an execution

[elder merlin]

If i could be taller but without the cons, i so would

[little marten]

I stayed up far too late playing bf6 - can confirm the lmg is a bit spicy

[lilac crag]

no it's the really hot arbitrator lady who keeps beating me

[elder merlin]

I wanna be a giant, but without the health problems

[somber stream]

You have got to try the HK417

[lilac crag]

@midnight willow I summon thee

[elder merlin]

Pour one out for Andre the giant

[final herald]

speaking of BF6

I don't like the manpad launcher

it's too strong

[little marten]

Made me wanna do an autogun build

Then I remembered bolt pistol existed and now we’re here

[elder merlin]

I got one on my arbite

[little marten]

Any good? Figured they’d be great with it

[sterile kelp]

who remembers Dickot ?

[elder merlin]

I find it fun

Just shoot a ton

[little marten]

That’s the inspiration I need I’ll defo give it a go then

[somber stream]

Strike team 69

We depart

[elder merlin]

Its the infantry autogun? Whichever one you aim with that has 70ish rounds in the clip

[little marten]

Agripaa?

[elder merlin]

Maybe that one?

I'll be able to tell you when im home

[mental jasper]

was doing blight havoc and our zealot disconnected

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310107228430139465/1378269984635097098/caption.gif

[elder merlin]

Thats what you get for doing havoc

[little marten]

I have an hours work standing between me and auric storm survivor today

[mental jasper]

everyone got 99% corruption

except for me

[somber stream]

Do you need assist?

[little marten]

Always hehe

[mental jasper]

@somber stream what is your region again

[somber stream]

I play in EU most of the time

[mental jasper]

i see

[somber stream]

Maybe later with Karien

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-worldwide-gif-26368506

[elder merlin]

Just remember what i taught you and you'll be fine

[orchid lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/593006079223529475/1197225518186123334/Tumblr_l_155958762509566.gif

[gilded socket]

Kill civilians to make room for more ammo?

[elder merlin]

[simple drum]

Damn why do i feel sad

I feel like im almost done with cyberpunk but i cant tell

But it still feels like the walls are closing in

[midnight willow]

i want that

PLS

[final herald]

bowl cut arbites

[spark plume]

The poverty in Bali makes me so depressed

[fair bridge]

nice

[spark plume]

I thought you were replying to me for a second

[gilded socket]

Squire headass

[spark plume]

I just wish I was actually rich enough to meaningfully help people here

[fiery wave]

And funny enough, it's one of the richer parts... Due to tourism.

[spark plume]

Yeah I know but the living standards are still abysmal. I stayed at Marisa's place last night and I almost cried when I saw her apartment

[elder merlin]

Got that ps1 graphics hair style

[elder merlin]

I wish you could get to 60 without having the dlc

[gilded socket]

My brain fuck

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-guy-gardner-green-lantern-nathan-fillion-2025-gif-7291922693848923337

[modest flume]

Is that Nathan Fillion?

[thick fog]

Yes

It took me a while to realize it was him even after watching the movie

[lethal socket]

Start using tau pulse weapons :) they are more storage efficient

[thick fog]

[civic otter]

Oh i wouldn't worry too much, the legendary cut is spreading

[elder merlin]

Quick, lets kill some tau and steal their weapons

[midnight willow]

[lilac crag]

that black Templar is German btw

[midnight willow]

can he do me?

[lilac crag]

[final herald]

interestingly...so is licht...

coin sidense???

[lethal socket]

Just ask nicely to trade :)

[elder merlin]

Why be peaceful when you can be hostile and just take it

[somber stream]

[lethal socket]

Because tau women are pretty and I want them to stay alive

[modest flume]

The Ethereals creating the most convoluted way to get their followers killed vs the average Tau commander's sensibility:

[spark plume]

[elder merlin]

I forgot how much people shit on Harry in custom robo lol

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-cat-bingus-slow-gif-22009132

[lethal socket]

Look

Im part of the farsight enclaves

I dont have the Aun

[molten matrix]

its not that strange since black templars take the title of warrior monks very seriously

[modest flume]

Oh so you're a Taueretic

[midnight willow]

nice username

[gilded socket]

Maybe

[elder merlin]

Just dont tell them got one of their customs from heretics

[lethal socket]

Damn right I am

[elder merlin]

[final herald]

this is cropped

post the uncropped

[lethal socket]

Theee you go

[final herald]

lipe bite emoji

[thick fog]

Of course the person with a rat Sona pfp wants the uncropped shit

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/custom-robo-sol-charge-sol-charge-sol-charge-moment-gif-25891905

[thick fog]

Big guns for the lady

[civic otter]

Modern earth nationalities don't really exist as a concept in 40k.... but i guess i can understand the comparison

[lethal socket]

How else is she going to kill Terminators and Black templars?

[civic otter]

Teutonic knights and hospitallers namely

[spark plume]

Ethnicities kinda do except they're vastly different from our modern day ones due to millennia of different generations

[lethal socket]

Her arm is resting on a BL termie helmet after all

[civic otter]

Yeah, kinda, but german? It's just a weird stigma built around the templars

[spark plume]

Yeah I don't even get where the medieval warrior monk = German thing comes from

[lethal socket]

I think more black templars should be like sigismund

[elder merlin]

Only through the ppwer of Metal Ape and Iron Ox can you become strong

[civic otter]

Well i do, and 4th edition BT is my favorite BT

[storm ember]

next class Skitarii or Gangers, call it

[spark plume]

Not the clankers

[round mica]

neither

[civic otter]

Next class by the time i have passed

Pray for me when i am gone

[storm ember]

we dont say that word no more

[elder merlin]

Beastman class

[elder merlin]

I say that shit all the time

[storm ember]

GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ACTUALLY i need my abwife

[lethal socket]

I met someone who was a black templar fan yesterday and I had made a joke about 'never ask a BL fan their thoughts on minorities' and they went 'at least they arent weird like tau players' and I had to ask if they would rather be weird or racist and they straight up said they would rather be racist 😭

[storm ember]

for 400 years that word has kept us down

[lethal socket]

What is wrong with BT fans man

[spark plume]

Grandpapi nurgle has fucked me btw

I have a sinus infection

ON VACATION

[gilded socket]

They’re mostly racist incels

[lethal socket]

Trueeee

[little marten]

Not me

[gilded socket]

Anavar is cool

[lethal socket]

I had some call me a 'traitor to america' because I was playing T'au

[civic otter]

Ever since WH40K became more mainstream people have been building untrue, short form content slop lore stereotypes

It's disgusting

[little marten]

A racist incel is quite humorous because the very term is a cause and effect

[gilded socket]

I hate people who takes those short form slop videos as lore

[civic otter]

That is why this happens

[spark plume]

I hate people

Fixed

[little marten]

I don’t see any of this how do I find it

[civic otter]

But it's whatever

[little marten]

I’d love my TikTok to be 40k

[storm ember]

call me gue'vesa the way I be

[civic otter]

Find your own corner and only let a few people in i guess

[spark plume]

Most of you aren't real 40k fans by your own measurement compared to me anyway

You're all tourists

[lethal socket]

Sadly, every black templar fan I have met IRL has been

[gilded socket]

Gatekeeping good

[elder merlin]

[lethal socket]

Interesting.

[little marten]

Based and fishermanpilled

[elder merlin]

I swear, the warhammer community in general can just be fucked sometimes

Those small pockets

[spark plume]

If you haven't been into the game since at least 2005 you're a tourist

[gilded socket]

My bad dude, i wasnt born yet

[little marten]

Minor detected

[spark plume]

I already knew you were a tourist

[little marten]

Moderation descend

[elder merlin]

I read the lore on the wiki back when i was in high school, mever played the tabletop though

My knowledge of lore was very selective at the time

[lethal socket]

I have played against BT players 4 times.

1. Called me a Traitor to America
2. Called my druhkari mandrakes a racial slur
3. Made a 'joke' about my T'au OC and what they would do to her
4. Said they would want tk be racist rather then weird

[gilded socket]

I read the books i paint the minis and i bought 40k games i ended up not liking

[safe tendon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872834951773552642/1141706135481634946/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[spark plume]

I just find it funny people complain about people finding out about 40k through YouTube slop shorts when by comparison to me you're just as much of a slop tourist

[civic otter]

Yeah, it's a misrepresentation. Personally, i like BT because i like medieval history and melee weaponry. Their ties to religion are also interesting to me

[lethal socket]

I am certain there are sane and reasonable BT fans, but you know

[little marten]

Gimme the elevator pitch on BT I don’t know anything about them

[gilded socket]

Same kind of people who will call me a facist for liking the enclave unironically

[lethal socket]

Every one I have met IRL has been revolting

[lethal socket]

Bro what 😭

[spark plume]

Successor chapter of imperial fists "founded" by Sigismund who was the first templar during the heresy

[civic otter]

The amount of people who think the entire imperium is fascist is insane

It gets worse

[little marten]

Are they loyalists?

[spark plume]

Hey now you know what it feels like to be called buzzwords for your choice in faction! Now for the self reflection

[civic otter]

Yeah

[spark plume]

Yup

[little marten]

Cool thanks

I try to avoid space marine lore but I don’t wanna know nothing

[civic otter]

BT are also a very old successor chapter compared to most, they do not adhere to the new rules most chapters adhere to in present 40k

[gilded socket]

The enclave are just comedically evil

[gilded socket]

Books….

Or read codexes

You choose

[little marten]

Name 10 books

[elder merlin]

Fuckin hell

[molten matrix]

When you have an enormous chapter size because of a loophole

[spark plume]

Liking a fictional faction doesn't mean anything. I root for Dexter when I watch the show. That doesn't make me a serial killer sympathiser irl

[civic otter]

I love that guy

[spark plume]

I swear zoomers are cooked and cannot distinguish fiction and hypotheticals from reality

[molten matrix]

The imperium is lucky that the black templars are loyalist to the core

[lethal socket]

Are we talking about the same farsight enclaves??

[little marten]

Take it or pass it on to the native Americans

[gilded socket]

Exactly, i like the enclave because in lore they’re the big brother type of enemy faction

[gilded socket]

Fallout

[lethal socket]

OHHHH

Ohhhhhh

[elder merlin]

I guess it checks out though, Black Templars are basically the real life holy crusade knights that basically killed anyone that wasnt them and of their faith

[spark plume]

And yet you painted with broad brushes about Templars fans being racist incels

[lethal socket]

I thought you were talking about the Farsight Enclaves

And I was really confused

[gilded socket]

I dont see how BTs translate into that at all but if you want to think so go ahead

[spark plume]

Oh was it not you who said that?

Someone said most BT fans are racist incels

[elder merlin]

Also i take it you've seen that one person's art of the tau lady commander and the imperial fist space marine? @lethal socket

[civic otter]

Haha jokes aside guilliman's idea of chapter force seperation is not bad at all but then BT getting corrupted is extremely rare. The god emperor thought religion a weakness, but he could not hold out long enough to see how important it is against the powers of the warp.

[little marten]

It was you’re falling into a trap brother

[lethal socket]

The 3rd guy was revolting, like whitest looking man known to earth, like mid 30s, and good lord buddy. You dont go up to someone and tell people what you would do to their OC that is a crime (the crime isnt murder)

[molten matrix]

Said religion also ascending the emperor to godhood (alledgedly)

[lethal socket]

I have seen them yes!

[civic otter]

Yeap

[elder merlin]

Big E was just dumb, lets be honest here

[spark plume]

What's the internet law about being able to distinguish from trolling and sincerely held beliefs on the internet?

Not being able to*

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

I tell ya what I would do with your OC

[little marten]

I dont think it’s that nuanced lol

In this instance

[spark plume]

Nah lemme find it

[elder merlin]

Dont these people know a little sun'll do you good?

[civic otter]

I find it very hard to judge in these cases, because i for one would never like to have such power in my hands. I despise the role of rulers, it looks terrifying. Who knows how much he had on his shoulders and in his mind

[lethal socket]

I don't think they do

[modest flume]

Ask for her consent to go out on a dinner date

[little marten]

That’s why I chainsmoke outside

[elder merlin]

Take them on a consensual date, give them flowers and make sure they got home safely

[lethal socket]

Thats infinitely better then what the guy said LMAO

You actually did the first step

[modest flume]

Exactly

[gilded socket]

His plans were brilliant but humans naturally worship power and authority in the right circumstances

[spark plume]

Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.

Because I have seen people both unironically say it as a statement of fact and say it to troll

[wide breach]

broskis, how do I acquire more diamantine

I am broke as hell

[next iris]

Writers* were dumb.

[gilded socket]

Mortis trials

[next iris]

play more games obv

[little marten]

Biggg cogitation

[elder merlin]

It is unfortunate, its what keeps us tame, our willingness to surrender everything to the first conman that promises even the basest level of security

[wide breach]

yeah but I meant like, if there's a mission or type of mission that has more spawns or smth

[wide breach]

sick thanks

[modest flume]

Can't forget that he then used his power and authority to force people not to worship him, which they followed by worshipping someone else who wanted to be

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Group mentality

[civic otter]

Unrelated, but if anything i disagree about the tau stigma too. I think tau players are just mostly milsim guys, or ranged weaponry enjoyers. Sure, tau are undeniably on a dangerous and arrogant path with their positive intentions, but they are slowly learning and it is only natural because they are new. Just as the aeldari said to the tau, the humans learnt to be cold and ruthless due to the universe's harshness.

[modest flume]

Here's the best part

[gilded socket]

He was afraid of what they venerated him as

[elder merlin]

I just wanna be the equivalent of a snorlax, a fair bit a power, sleeps all day and eats when awake, can fuck shit up when needed

[fiery wave]

Damnation with a loot gremlin mindset.

[elder merlin]

Or be a concept, like air or something

Just free and forever flowing

[little marten]

I think tau also offers people wholesome romance fantasies in the setting

[elder merlin]

[next iris]

I thought tau was the gundam weeb faction?

[wide breach]

well yeah but I have so many weapons I gotta upgrade that it instantly disappears, so I thought to ask in case there was a faster way I wasnt aware of

[gilded socket]

Me and my Fire Caste wife

[modest flume]

Once she gets home safely I will text her to make sure she is ok and ask if she enjoyed her time with me, and if she did, then ask if she is willing for another rendezvous

[civic otter]

Yes, neutrality and peace are better than strong emotions. You see, to be happy means to be sad. There can be no ups without downs.

[gilded socket]

Stop getting your lore from youtube

[fiery wave]

It is the best, barring the once a week H40 box.

About 200~ runs worth there.

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-laser-anime-mecha-laser-sword-gif-17279782

[next iris]

Wdym lore from youtube, that was my first impression of them in 2001?

[little marten]

Very phallic

[wide breach]

damn I gotta start playing havoc then

thats insane loot

[civic otter]

It looks like a lightsaber but with a jet propeller installed

[modest flume]

Auric

A "good" Auric run is about 25 minutes

[lethal socket]

I like the tau are a hopefulbright counter to the galaxy of 40k tbh

It is refreshing and interesting

[gilded socket]

Thats a very Majorkill youtube video “top ten worst 40k factions” video statement

[modest flume]

Maelstroms give you tons of shit outside H40 boxes as Karien mentioned

[lethal socket]

Me FR FR

[gilded socket]

REAL

[storm ember]

SEFONI TALKS IN THE PSYKANIUM???

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT

[wide breach]

very well, Ill move from damnation to auric then

[little marten]

Tau are more indoctrinated that the imperials lmao

[storm ember]

I had a heart attack

[lethal socket]

Me tau has no right being so pretty (I made her this way)

[civic otter]

Absolutely don't get me wrong, variety is the spice of life, but i do believe they will slowly learn and adapt, otherwise it will be a perilous path for their race. No one will give quarter to their ideals

[wide breach]

do you enter someone's house and get shocked when they talk to you?

[gilded socket]

Me tau

[lethal socket]

Ehhh, like the imperium has literally prays saying not to think

[modest flume]

Auric is literally just guaranteed hi-intensity Damnation, no difference aside from more aggressive spawns

[storm ember]

No but I'm definitely shocked when the antisocial person starts trying to strike a conversation with me

[next iris]

nah, tau being a faction made by GW to sell models to the japanese market was a very common opinion in the 2000's

[modest flume]

But the Auric hi-intensity modifier is hi-int^2

[wide breach]

sefoni is antisocial??

[little marten]

We can fight over roots or look at the tree

[wide breach]

that is news to me

[lethal socket]

They have been adapting, its one of their strong suites. Like stormsurges were made in a couple years to handle titan threats

[gilded socket]

Jesus, the fucking fake lore shit has always been there

[wide breach]

I thought she wanted people to come talk to her but she's creepy so people avoid her

[civic otter]

I'm gonna be real with you chief if i was a vat psyker i'd use whatever time i have with you to talk and annoy too

[civic otter]

Course, i mean mindset wise

[lethal socket]

And every time the imperium attacks and the Tau beat them back, the Tau get stronger, they improve their methods

[spark plume]

Riding on the back of Marisa's scooter through Bali traffic made my arsehole clench more than being the last alive on havoc 40 ever did btw

[little marten]

Nurgle is the most optimistic wholesome god/faction

[lethal socket]

Mind set wise, I think their capacity to work with others is their steong suit

[mental jasper]

what do i put on laspistol

[modest flume]

Well if you're Nurgle or a daemon, yeah, otherwise you are a miserable piece of shit

[lethal socket]

Like all the auxillaries in their empire have their own potent methods of aiding the empire has a whole

[gilded socket]

Ammo

[spark plume]

Surface level

Nurgle just numbs your pain and sadness like a heroin addict shooting up, the moment you get separated from his power you wanna neck yourself and youre horrified

[mental jasper]

the blessing and perk

[next iris]

Not really, Tau just has massive amounts of plotarmor / gets saved by the bellhive fleet x

[spark plume]

@little marten

https://youtu.be/cmRVqUMQRT0?si=NtsvwQZdlemxD9JH

[gilded socket]

Magazine and prayer

[mental jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[little marten]

Not on a personal level on a theological one. Ultimate entire atrophy is the end goal. And yet there can be no nothingness. Therefore the universe would reset again and again. Through uncountable cycles eventually there will be a version where things are not grimdark.

[modest flume]

Infernus and Dumdum, perks can be Unyielding + something else, Maniac I think?

[lethal socket]

It has literally been told to us thay after the Domacles crusade, the tau adapted massively and have gotten SIGNIFICANTLY strongee

[spark plume]

Watch the video broski

[mental jasper]

what about ghost then

[modest flume]

Suits the Lasgun better IMO

[gilded socket]

I this it would be funny to introduce a tau to pornography

[modest flume]

Laspistol is ironically enough a strong boss killer

[lethal socket]

I mean, it probably isnt a foreign concept

Tau didnt start using facial expressions for communication until humans joined the Tau empire

[gilded socket]

Human* I meant to add

[lethal socket]

The T'au adapt parts of the cultures of those who join them, and I think that is is fascinating

[storm ember]

she call me gue'vesa and makes me tummy feel funny

[lethal socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

[gilded socket]

Freaked up tau woman in my area?

[lethal socket]

Self proclaimed imperium fans when buff fire caste lady shows you her abs

[storm ember]

for the empreh!!!

i mean

for the grea-ter got!

[gilded socket]

Ill take every model gw

[molten matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/porn-addict-gif-27646417

[little marten]

Why am I watching anti Nurgle propaganda

[lethal socket]

Sorry, Im a fake freak 😔

I am acesexual

[next iris]

Cherub time.

[mental jasper]

sounds dumb but what about +5% crit

[lethal socket]

I just like to draw my Tau pretty and commision art of her looking pretty 😔

Im a big fat phony. Not even a real gooner

[little marten]

I haven’t seen a single digital nipple since U.K. banned boobs

[mental jasper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/187020781094567936/1117000616527540255/jingles.gif

[modest flume]

There is nothing wrong with appreciating good form

[storm ember]

oh my god my first Sefoni-lead mission

[lethal socket]

TRUE

[little marten]

Get more pickles for her jar

[mental jasper]

@modest flume hallo ?

[little marten]

Damn avatar 3 looks lit

[mental jasper]

is 5% crit ok for pistol

[elder merlin]

Cute

Also a redhead

[lethal socket]

Blue women 💙

[elder merlin]

Very nice

[wooden creek]

I'm suddenly getting flashbacks to all the lesbian chem dog x tau art from a decade or so ago

[elder merlin]

Redheads are toptier

[little marten]

Comment

[elder merlin]

Nice

[elder merlin]

[lethal socket]

I only draw SFW of my tau

[next iris]

hooves

[lethal socket]

Strong hooves to crush my ribcage as she steps on me

[elder merlin]

You know

[final herald]

hass the stuff you've shown been your art??

[elder merlin]

Since Tau have hooves, does that mean they get them clipped kind of like how horses do?

[lethal socket]

Some of it. I commision a lot of artists

[elder merlin]

Do they wear horseshoes?

[lethal socket]

Who knows

[molten matrix]

looks a bit different than usual tau women

[elder merlin]

Clipped/shaves i guess i should say

[lethal socket]

All I know is I want my shattered bones to rip my lungs open when she steps on me 😌

[elder merlin]

Watching a horse get their hooves shaved/clipped is uncomfortable

[lethal socket]

I also have art from ISAACMighth!

[final herald]

it's a big fingernail

[modest flume]

Hello! How are you?

[elder merlin]

Who?

[final herald]

whosat

[mental jasper]

is 5% crit chance a good choice

[lethal socket]

They do stuff on this server

[modest flume]

You could try 5% chance + Unyielding, see how it works for you

[mental jasper]

tried and it really shred boss

[modest flume]

Then there you go

[mental jasper]

cool

[untold skiff]

Good afternoon.

[somber stream]

Good afternoon, Nolife 1665165265

[modest flume]

I don't use the Laspistol a lot but it really does, even in Havoc

[untold skiff]

Hello licht what's good.

Thank you for also copy pasting my entire fs code

[spark plume]

Bruh

[somber stream]

You're welcome, it's the bare minimum that i can do

[spark plume]

Off to the asteroid gulag for you

[lethal socket]

Why?

[lilac crag]

thanks for the games folks

[lethal socket]

The Ethereals cant punish her

[spark plume]

Sexualising filthy xenos is peak heresy

[lethal socket]

Nah I got permission from the emperor

[somber stream]

My mind is not sound this day, the game was fun Alex

[lethal socket]

Thats why I am the Emperor's strongest tau kisser

[pure mirage]

mandated edict: mauling

[next iris]

Hooved ladies can show you an incredible time.

Especially the ones you meet during warp travel.

[fiery wave]

Sounds like the Emperor's light needs a break.

[spark plume]

I don't want a hoofjob tyvm

[somber stream]

Think i had something funny yesterday

[elder merlin]

@sweet socket

This person

[fair bridge]

i did an auric maelstrom yesterday and got told i did a great job :)

[lilac crag]

mine neither lad. mine neither.

hope you're doing better on your end

[somber stream]

I bid thee a speedy recovery, also thank you

[orchid skiff]

I will

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/imback-hey-terminator-gatling-gun-gif-13262475

[orchid skiff]

[untold skiff]

3 more days till I get a day of work

[modest flume]

tbh even as a boss idc, like you get my message but forget to respond but still do what's asked? nice

[little marten]

U eating raw mincemeat again

[modest flume]

good

[modest flume]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-slug---allen-o'neil-gif-17993267142746362441

[somber stream]

Nah, some grilled meat sticks from a random dodgy vendor

[modest flume]

You're mincemeat!

[little marten]

Ripppp

[fiery wave]

Ah, would you rather a break.

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-greymon-gif-19754717

[somber stream]

I'm still up for that match later nw

[little marten]

I’ll heal you

[somber stream]

I'd like to remain loyal, thank you for the offer

[modest flume]

Just use VoC

[elder merlin]

Just use gun

[modest flume]

And risk having a massive hole in your head/gut? Naaaaaaaaaaaw

[fair bridge]

rate....

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byKD-4iFn0

[fair bridge]

what is that

[final herald]

people are yapping about battlefield 6 ttk being too low and I just wonder if they ever actually played battlefield before

[frank hearth]

Fr

[fair bridge]

by people you mean gamers

gamers aren't people

please correct this

[final herald]

meant low not high

people are complaining that it's too easy to kill

(or more specifically, that they themselves are dying too fast)

[storm ember]

nearly lost a Havoc 24 run at the tail-end of ascencion riser because an arbitrator desided to grab the pod and run a reverse touchdown

bro went backwards instead of the right way

[nocturne bloom]

Im glad I grew up in the OPERATION METRO 24/7 HARDCORE ANYTHING GOES era

[nocturne bloom]

Could hold an entire side of the map alone with an sks

[final herald]

even off of hardcore peple are acting like the numbers were very different from what we have now

Personally I ended up gravitating towards hardcore

but basegame, 4 30 damage bullets at 750 rpm back then is going to kill you the exact same speed as 4 30 damage bullets at 750 rpm now

[shy sandal]

Me going on havoc pubs and them telling me "Thanks man, you did great"

[heady echo]

Don't forget 5000 tickets (Was it 50k tickets?) Remember one server where a match could last hours.

[little marten]

I saw video the ttk and speed is almost identical to bf4 lol

[low hemlock]

That’s cause they’ve been playing em baby games like Fortnite & Warzone

players got multiple shields over health

[storm ember]

to all them hoes who refuse to let me join Havoc 40 IM GOOD FOR IT YOU DONT KNOW

[little marten]

I don’t like high ttk games it just feels like spraying each other down with a wet and wild hosepipe

[blissful kiln]

my gender is DEEZ NUTS

[lethal socket]

How much of a freak can I be with my awnser

[blissful kiln]

how brave are you?

[lethal socket]

Damn, good question

My gender is the ranch bottle

[orchid skiff]

My gender is long rifle

[little marten]

mine is beans

[round mica]

Chomp

[orchid skiff]

does your gf love you this much

[little marten]

possibly, fortunately we've both developed adult teeth

[wicked pike]

Morning, rejects.

[quick raptor]

does the havoc reward chest accumulate with all your quests or just the weekly?

[inland mantle]

Just the highest you beat

[round mica]

I might try havoc tomorrow 🤔

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna play some today

after i get my bf6 fill

[ripe cedar]

just had an error saying "out of memory" and the game crashed mid havoc mission that i was about to complete. anyone has any idea why it happened?

[inland mantle]

Do it very fun

[round mica]

[inland mantle]

Any mods?

[ripe cedar]

ye

[inland mantle]

That would be why need to restart your game from time to time if you use inspect from partyfinder alot

[green beacon]

usually I get that while running the scoreboard mod

[round mica]

How is beta

[fair bridge]

there is a launch option you can put in give me one moment to get it for you

[ripe cedar]

ok

[fair bridge]

--lua-heap-mb-size 2048

add it to the launch options/parameters

[elder merlin]

As much as you want, as long as the mods dont catch you

Dats how i see it anyway

[fair bridge]

it won't completely fix memory leaking but it will let you play for longer without crashes

[orchid skiff]

powerdi?

[graceful fern]

They know where Sigismund got it from

[ripe cedar]

ok, thank you. its the first time it happened to me since i started using mods ngl

[elder merlin]

Do they?

Weird they'd still do it

[versed roost]

Reach lv 30 without dying in any game

[fair bridge]

mods take up extra memory i think, but that launch option will definitely help

[ripe cedar]

got a mod for meatgrinder, true level, auto swingig, and numericui

ill delete some

[graceful fern]

I mean it’s a tradition from before the world eaters went traitor

[fair bridge]

try using the launch option first before deleting anything

[ocean widget]

Its cus you were out of memory

[orchid skiff]

I got those and no issue. I remember I had this issue with a mod but I don't remember which

[fair bridge]

waow ...

[ripe cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-really-skeptical-surprised-impressed-gif-4317894190384967926

doesnt show my gif '='

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[graceful fern]

Founded by Rogal dorn and Sigismund

[fair bridge]

man irish butter is the shit

my eggs are banging rn

[final herald]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1mltikj/bf6_vs_bf4_ttk_and_sprint_speed/
I'm gonna send them this every single time they yap

[ripe cedar]

how i know if the gif will be shown? i dont wanna fail you again 🙁

[ocean widget]

You need a red name to post images n shit

Its like 150 messages

[ripe cedar]

ohhhhhhhhh

ty

[civic otter]

You have to be priviledged

[fair bridge]

privileged

[graceful fern]

Privileged

[civic otter]

Priviledeg

[fair bridge]

i hate that word

it looks terrible

[graceful fern]

Oh dang I finally got mine

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[civic otter]

Time to post firstborn BT propaganda

[modest flume]

oh yeah, I remember when people said BF4 felt slower even though the sprint speed was the same as 3's

[graceful fern]

Time to post Primaris BT propaganda

[civic otter]

Hell nah

AW HELL NAH

[graceful fern]

It is too late my brother

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/かみ太-gif-3024298009684776263

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-gif-21822175

I use my red role for good

[round mica]

Don't the templars veiw guerrilla suit gumboot as a demi God

[graceful fern]

Yes

He is

Mentions it in the new codex

[round mica]

So does that mean they eventually accept the primaris?

[civic otter]

New codex... indomitus crusade... STEP BACK I'M GONNA VOMIT

BLEGHHHH

[graceful fern]

They did

The BT killing Primaris is overblown

It was 1 rogue crusade

And helbrecht purged them all for it

[civic otter]

Primaris are the new norm for GW going forward, as unfortunate as that is, no chapter will escape that, everything else is overblown by the community

[round mica]

I dont mind primaris once they were explained to just literally be better astartes

[civic otter]

When you look at it that simply yeah i guess

[graceful fern]

The custode and Primaris killing was done by a crazy chaplain who murdered his marshal and lied to the rest of the crusade into killing the Primaris

[round mica]

And it's kinda cool how they saved alot of chapters

[graceful fern]

Guilliman went to helbrecht, Helbrecht purged the full crusade

[civic otter]

Sigismund will be remembered. My king

[final herald]

much like most of the lore surrounding primaris lol

like the "99% chance of death"

for crossing the rubicon

hearing people parrot that still tilts me

[round mica]

He was only defeated because he was old iirc

[graceful fern]

Yeah, one crusade going rogue and crazy turned into people thinking all of BT rejected Primaris.

[final herald]

it was a 30% when marneus got it and that was when it was the most dangerous

(iirc)

[round mica]

I kinda had a feeling that they eventually would of accepted them

[molten matrix]

Also to mention that it was an early version of the crossing

Cawl would have perfected the crossing by now

[final herald]

yeah marneus was one of the very first

[graceful fern]

Oh they accepted them and guilliman, like I said it was one crusade (company) who went crazy.

[elder merlin]

Still from traitors

[round mica]

Yeah cause they absolutely love gulliman

[civic otter]

Well that and Abaddon was at his peak, armed with Drach'nyen, an incredibly powerful daemon sword

[elder merlin]

Animal crossing? Hell yeah

[graceful fern]

That boy guilliman pulled up to the eternal crusader and they all bowed to him💀

[modest flume]

A very dangerous and life-threatening operation, but no match for

THE ARMOR OF PLOTIEUS

[final herald]

30% chance of death is pretty low considering things

[gilded socket]

Did very well my first time driving

[rose pine]

@somber stream Ogryn build in darktide

For art reference

[gilded socket]

KRUUUNNNTTTT

[gusty jay]

Imagine being a dirty felinid, smh my head

[gilded socket]

Wish doggirls were abhumans

I would be a good bomb sniffer

[gusty jay]

REAL. But catgirls are life

[gilded socket]

Respectfully disagree

[gusty jay]

I wouldn’t even be a good anything, only what I was told to do 🤭

[somber stream]

Why the legs so smol

[civic otter]

Forgot leg day

[gilded socket]

Good cats meow

Good dogs woof

The world goes round

[gusty jay]

Oh okay, that was a statement hahahaha looks around nervously.

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[ocean widget]

just carry a normal umbrella and do both

[gusty jay]

Bro who would’nt wanna carry a little sissy thing, like a 5’2 twink

Smh my head

[civic otter]

The influence of slaanesh is strong here

[little marten]

whats a folding umrella

[gusty jay]

I am a trans girl, so makes sense 🤭

[heady echo]

Clever name btw

[ocean widget]

an umbrella that folds

[gusty jay]

Haha thank you!

[viral aspen]

why are the servers having issues

[civic otter]

An umbrella that folds, closes down on itself via collapsible shaft

[little marten]

oh

i have one of those i think

[civic otter]

Yes

[gusty jay]

I don’t think it’s actually saying that’s a sissy thing, I think it’s just a hyperbole

[civic otter]

I keep these in my backpack

[ocean widget]

shit

[civic otter]

Lmao

[ocean widget]

[civic otter]

It's just a classic twitter funny statement

[gusty jay]

Fair! I’m not a twitter user for the most part so I don’t get the twitter culture

[civic otter]

Good for you, better that way

[elder merlin]

Good job, Soldier. You're exactly what we're looking for in the guard, slaps a helmet on your head and a gun in your arms, go get 'em, trooper

[ocean widget]

hold on lemme find the child gets a gun gif real quick

[gusty jay]

Yippieeeee! I’m gonna die 43 seconds from deployment

[civic otter]

Worth it

[gusty jay]

REAL

Ever guardsman who gets 10 kills gets a felinid girlfriend, spread the word

[civic otter]

To die for the emperor is better than to live 10 lives in apathy and indifference

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/kids-gun-car-gif-22152067

Meant to reply to @ocean widget

[gilded socket]

Damn im taller

[civic otter]

I don't know who made felinids popular, but they're gonna be very mad when they realise how few felinids are in the imperium

[gilded socket]

I truly am a big zealot

[gusty jay]

For real. It’s like one planet? Of people who were experimented on? So odds that it can actually be a viable species are low. But there are lines in darktide about them so they’re at least known

[civic otter]

Eh i'm going to be real with you it's yet another thing being spread to farm drama/cool factor/sexual bait

Whatever will get people's attention

Tyberos too, all those edits and videos of him

Tyberos does jack

He's unknown as fuck

Just social media.

[gilded socket]

Blood Angles better

Especially the Death Company

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYiDpsPDKg4

[civic otter]

I like angels encarmine

[gilded socket]

Okay based

[little marten]

i cba with the felinid meme

[gilded socket]

Personally im a flesh tearer but i paint regularly BA

Blood and guts for the emperor

Grrr

[civic otter]

Older editions of BA are best imo

[somber stream]

Time for that Penance

[gilded socket]

Bark bark bite bite and gnaw on my enemies

[little marten]

lemme finish eating this cig

ill load it up now tho

[civic otter]

No one tell this man about zyns

Going to pop those like candy

[dapper trench]

the hell is this

[somber stream]

Alright

[little marten]

no nicotine replacement for me, when i quit (again) it'll be cold turkey

[civic otter]

How much you smoking nowadays

And what brand

[somber stream]

How many time has it so far, the quitting attempts i mean

[gilded socket]

Grr woof woof i hate heretics!!

[little marten]

I quit once for almost a year but we had to move in with a family member while we house hunted and they smoked like a chimney and it was a conflict time so I decided to start again

[somber stream]

lol

[little marten]

Then I quit for 3 months but was having some mental problems I thought was because nicotine, so I started again foolishly - it wasn’t.. so I’m keen to quit again before Christmas

Smoke tobacco not actual cigs I’m not rich

I read the Allen Car book it was really good actually

[somber stream]

I share similar... pattern

[gilded socket]

Grrrr

[somber stream]

Quit for 4 years, a wild female appeared, now i'm smoking again

[little marten]

Hahaha sounds about right

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-gif-21822175

[little marten]

You can bounce between I guess. You probably shouldn’t but it’s really just getting through the first week/two and then it’s more a case of replacing the time you spent smoking as opposed to smoking

[civic otter]

I smoked like a chimney for 3 years, quit cold turkey and never picked it back up again. Was inhaling a pack of marlboro red a day, it was geting fucked

[little marten]

Anyway - bad habit consumed. On my way!

[little marten]

Based it’s not fun

[civic otter]

Tbh

[somber stream]

Strike Party 5

[orchid skiff]

consume me

[civic otter]

All bad habits are fun at first but after those 2-3 weeks of honeymoon

You're on a downward path

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-warhammer-chaos-gif-20220216

[civic otter]

Shitty day at work? Smoke
Bad day with family? Smoke

Becomes a response to everything instead of learning to deal with your issues

[gilded socket]

Woof woof

[modest flume]

Take your anger out on the cause

[stable fox]

Kill Heretics

No stress

God Emperor will do the rest

[civic otter]

At least personally, i wouldn't say it's anger, at least not anymore. After i quit i simply learnt to accept these obstacles for what they are, and learn to live with them

[gusty jay]

Bro I don’t even want to be a felinid for a sexual reason, I’m just a cat fr. Comes with the trans girl starter pack I suppose

[inland mantle]

[civic otter]

Well good, otherwise i'd order a commissar.

[gusty jay]

Genetically splice away 07

[modest flume]

I'm almost deathly allergic to animal dander, but with that being said, love animals

[civic otter]

I have 2 cats

[modest flume]

Used to have this absolutely lovely cat at work

[civic otter]

Here's one

[gusty jay]

I want a cat sooo bad, my gf’s cat is great but she’s a gremlin

[modest flume]

She was a sweetheart that never got tired of being pet

[gusty jay]

And I wanna raise one :3

[modest flume]

If I put her down out of my lap and walked away she would claw at my pants legs lol

Man my face was fucked up

Good times

Loved that cat dearly

[elder merlin]

Bigger chance of us getting beastmen as a class

I fucking hope we get a beastman class

[thick fog]

Cat people too mid anyway

Embrace large and muscular men

[civic otter]

Vindicare/Callidus assassins would be neat

[civic otter]

Awww

[stuck wasp]

Like in DT ?
Neither would really work as player character

[thick fog]

Stealth only class in Darktide sounds hilarious

[modest flume]

Look who I found!

[thick fog]

That's a lot of levels

[modest flume]

With none of the skills behind them

[stark bobcat]

leaves the instant they down

which is often

[west coral]

🤔 Impasta.

[twilit cedar]

Car

[elder merlin]

Dog

[twilit cedar]

In spirit

[civic otter]

Yeah probably not, i just like them

[sweet socket]

Why the ping?

[lethal socket]

Hi ISAAC, I am recommending people comm you and some people didnt know you

Paul decided to ping you

[elder merlin]

Someone mentioned getting artwork done by you was all

[elder merlin]

I ping who i must and who i want to

@inner nimbus

See

[south jetty]

@round mica there has been another shit incident at the Costco

[ocean widget]

costcogryn going wild at his sanctum being defiled

[marsh iris]

brush yo teeth

[gilded socket]

Bark woof grr

@fierce cave you awake?

[tired compass]

Currently stuck in early 20s Havoc this update. Played with friend getting randoms and we have almost gotten trained by Pavlovian methods with the amount of bs in our matches.

Example of today. Havoc level 21 on Ascension riser get passed the beginning bridge and hear a boss spawn in the first room. We all wait for boss to mink it down. Before he shows up another boss spawns. Then coming down the corridor was twins. Total elapsed time for all 4 spawns is 2:30. We die at 3:30 from getting knocked off the bridge from combined beast and chaos spawn with twins buddy humping inside them. Not including the horde that came with the twins.

[ripe river]

leg

[south jetty]

it was the pants leg shake technique according to coworkers, a classic

Used to see that in Walmart a lot

[tawny grail]

I heard about that when I worked at Chili's

[south jetty]

What the hell is the point!!!!

You gonna have dookie in there regardless, might as well bear the burden

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

There is something clinically wrong with these people

[tawny grail]

Better out than in..the pantsleg?

[elder merlin]

Shitting anywhere but in the toilet at an establishment should be an on sight killable offense, if the workers catch you they can kill you

[ripe river]

i usually shit on the ceiling

[distant shard]

Preferably they would smite you with an executioner's sword on the spot

[south jetty]

I should be allowed to at least beat one customer a month, and the amount builds up the longer I go without doing that

I'll go gentle on them though. I'm strong and wear steel toes

[sweet socket]

Oh I see

[distant shard]

The natural evolution of banked PTO

[south jetty]

I fucking wish

if people were scared of the workers we'd have utopia

[tawny grail]

I'm scared of the workers :(

[distant shard]

Workers give me uncomfortable erotic feelings that I don't know how to resolve

[ancient tinsel]

God I hate assault class in Bf6

[elder merlin]

Worst i ever had to clean up in the bathroom

[floral ermine]

assault is fun

[elder merlin]

Some guy shit all on the back of the toilet, made some in the bowl, but the shit was like fucking deep green

Looked like fungus coming out of it too, it was so unbelievably dark green

[wooden creek]

sounds like he loves his spinach

[molten matrix]

Soryyyy i had to go really badly

[elder merlin]

Thankfully that was the worst of it, never had to clean up any sort of horror story shit like i hear online, where the whole room is just covered

I think i'd honestly quit if i saw that

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-shaving-gif-17744722627553160024

[distant shard]

A buddy sent me a picture of his green shit once and followed it up with the Lost Woods ost from Ocarina of Time. I don't really know where to take this but I just thought you should know

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/aharen-san-anime-hug-gif-25553401

[ocean widget]

at that point just make enough thermite to destroy the entire bathroom and toss it in there

[south jetty]

don't pee your pants

Just got to pet 2 Yorkie puppies in a stroller

[gilded socket]

Got bored and fist fought a wendigo

[viral vapor]

Void leprosy is a thing.

[round mica]

Ayo wtf

[orchid skiff]

This is the truth they don't want you to learn about

[viral vapor]

[round mica]

Who is they?

[viral vapor]

The Illuminati

[round mica]

[ocean widget]

Is this the 4 chaos gods?

[round mica]

Slanesh is the yellow thing

[viral vapor]

That would make me the woman.

[lethal socket]

I am just sayingggg

the Tau'va god

likeee

[ocean widget]

Tbf they could be all 3, none of them could be the atheist

[round mica]

We all love meru the 6th chaos god

[dark timber]

Malal

[viral vapor]

You’re supposed to like ME

[lethal socket]

No I am sorry

I like Tau 😔

[round mica]

He is the 5th,Meru is the 6th

[storm ember]

lost my maelstrom streak
nobody on the team was range-specialized
50 snipers
someone remembered they had a gun and shot a poxburster right in front of my face which also triggered the 6 other poxbursters next to it and hit me in the face

[viral vapor]

“Turns into a tau, with a single bewb.”

[lethal socket]

sorry I have a tau wife already

[round mica]

[lethal socket]

Love me tau wife

[round mica]

A lot of heretics here i see

[lethal socket]

not heresy

the emperor lets me

:)

[round mica]

Cap

He doesn't know you even exist

[storm ember]

get yourself a girl that calls you gue'vesa

[lethal socket]

nah, I am the emperors permission

[storm ember]

or boy

[round mica]

[storm ember]

or victim

[lethal socket]

(Full art of her <3)

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

[viral vapor]

I caught the emperor leering at me once.

[lethal socket]

Imperium fanboys when blue women

[round mica]

[elder merlin]

Is that a gun in your lap or are you just happy to see me?

[peak falcon]

I tune in to general and this is what I see? Nah, I'm out again.

[lethal socket]

'Is that a fully ready Pulse marksmen rifle ready to take the head off a space marine??'

[viral vapor]

“Sits in Paul’s lap.”

[fierce cave]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Listen, i dont do this type of thing anymore

[lethal socket]

literally me

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/just-put-your-pants-on-put-your-pants-on-get-dress-pants-on-deacon-gif-15122735

[lethal socket]

Khorne that, Tzeentch this, nurgle that, slaanesh this

Nah

my blue wife says I don't need chaos and she would never lie to me <3

[cunning stratus]

if my account posted something im trying to fix it

[viral vapor]

What do you want me to “this”? You must explain properly.

[fierce cave]

What

[lethal socket]

Nah, I repeat. my blue wife says I don't need chaos and I trust her <3

[elder merlin]

Its not 40k related or anything, i just passed it looking for the tau/human couple, but you know what pairing i never thought i'd see?

[viral vapor]

Trusting a wife? How naive.

[lethal socket]

She would never lie to me :)

[elder merlin]

This pairing woulda never crossed my mind ever

[lethal socket]

She loves me too much and I love her too much

the tau keep me safe <3

[orchid skiff]

are taus this tall?

[elder merlin]

Take a look at this, @brazen pelican

[lethal socket]

Average Tau height is 5'5

[elder merlin]

Bunch of puny poozers

[gilded socket]

Need me something…robust

A opening salvo

[viral vapor]

Did you miss the @?

[fierce cave]

Huh

[fierce cave]

An opening*

[round mica]

Cap,u already in tzeetch illusion,its over

[lethal socket]

Nah

[gilded socket]

Damnit

[elder merlin]

Which one?

[fierce cave]

My name tau

[gilded socket]

I was trying to sound cool

[fierce cave]

You failed

Lol

[gilded socket]

Aw man

[orchid skiff]

hi

[lethal socket]

her name is Tav'shui, if she was still part of the tau empire, it would be Shas'Ui Tav'shui

[gilded socket]

Rewdy

[viral vapor]

Neurolictor hasn’t said Anything in the past few pages.

[fierce cave]

Just say you want a weapon big dawg

[elder merlin]

She probably sleeping

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-i-need-a-weapon-weapon-weapons-gif-18674787

[gilded socket]

Mg42….

[fierce cave]

Then invite me to the game

[orchid skiff]

am robust

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/narcos-gimme-gun-handcuffs-gif-9704912

[viral vapor]

Sounds like a buzzsaw. It really does.

[gilded socket]

Donr

[lethal socket]

the imperium mind can not comprehend the grace and prettiness of the tau wife 😔

[fierce cave]

Btw the mg42 is like a combo of stealth and heavy weapons

[gilded socket]

Hi robust

[gilded socket]

My favorite

[fierce cave]

It's the vats heavy weapon

[round mica]

Eu will be sleeping in a few hours,so assume he she is in Asia

[orchid skiff]

aren't eldar the graceful ones

[gilded socket]

Peam!

[lethal socket]

never met a water caste smh

[fierce cave]

Peam 🥀