#general-chat

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inland mantle
blissful kiln
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not like you mean

but you want to stay at high peril, so you only tap\hold for a bit and cast, rinse and repeat

nimble glade
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I blame bad parenting.

woven mountain
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I think we need to subject the occasional teenager to what we experienced growing up.

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Time for retro Newgrounds.

nimble glade
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But sometimes the youths are bad too by default and it can't be helped. They end up learning the hard way or don't learn at all. Tragic.

mighty fractal
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what is unc waffling about 💀

blissful kiln
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what the skibidi?

nimble glade
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Oh, very good.

Would you be interested in joining a cult? chadgryn

thick fog
elder merlin
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No can do, Raki

grand edge
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okay well that's nice.

sleek harness
elder merlin
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On my computer downloading games for my retroid

sleek harness
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I am telling you, you are becoming addicted with theses old games

nimble glade
# thick fog

This creature shall be used for chaos cult recruitment propaganda.

nocturne bloom
nimble glade
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Especially cats.

halcyon glen
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I never see English anymore

inland mantle
nimble glade
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Moving forward from now on, I hereby decree that if you post cat or feline anything.. you support chaos.

They are chaotic beasts by nature.

nocturne bloom
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My oldest cat is 14 chadgryn

nimble glade
round mica
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no

tired steeple
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Do you guys like darktide

round mica
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that’s a cat

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goofy

nimble glade
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Fixed it for yah

nocturne bloom
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Darktide? No ew

tired steeple
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Do you all like my pfp

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I’m pretty happy withbit

nimble glade
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Ancient Necron cat

inland mantle
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withbit

nocturne bloom
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Oh I forgot they blocked me

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Kekw

inland mantle
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Wonder why

nimble glade
waxen walrus
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what is darktide

woven mountain
waxen walrus
woven mountain
waxen walrus
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:D** **

nocturne bloom
sleek harness
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It's Vermintide 2

waxen walrus
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D:** **

nimble glade
inland mantle
inland mantle
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Yes

inland mantle
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It's a good one

nimble glade
inland mantle
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Fucked up looking cat

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Might want to get it checked by a Vet

nocturne bloom
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He has an illness dont make fun of him.

ocean widget
odd shadow
ocean widget
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wtf are they gonna do
shoot it with a helbore?

inland mantle
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Yes

ocean widget
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ah

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makes sense

inland mantle
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Put the damn thing down

ocean widget
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laser surgery

nocturne bloom
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More like

odd shadow
nocturne bloom
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HELLBOMB 🦅

orchid skiff
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I'm playing hd2 rn

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my teammate found 30 sc

nocturne bloom
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I found a 100 stack the other day

orchid skiff
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I need 95 for the new warbond

nocturne bloom
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Warp pack one?

orchid skiff
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yea

nocturne bloom
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Think i need like 80 medals to get the pack

orchid skiff
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I have all warbonds except this and urban legend

nocturne bloom
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Supposedly you can warp through bunker doors

orchid skiff
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yea!

nimble glade
woven mountain
fair bridge
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my boss handed me this the other day and said "can i have it by saturday"

nocturne bloom
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You can also warp out of the extraction cutscene

misty stratus
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has there been any word on when the Arbites tree nodes not working correctly will be fixed?

fair bridge
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no

misty stratus
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rip

nocturne bloom
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Never

inland mantle
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Im sure they know about it but that's about it

nocturne bloom
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That was the nerf

misty stratus
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lol

inland mantle
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Kinda hope it is that keystone is crazy strong

fair bridge
ocean widget
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ah ok

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was wondering what the issue was

misty stratus
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it is too strong, but having things proc ... pretty much randomly isnt much of a fix

inland mantle
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It procs off the dog iirc

halcyon glen
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I never see English anymore

inland mantle
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dog has to get the kill

ocean widget
nocturne bloom
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Paid dlc drops, breaks it, vacation time

inland mantle
inland mantle
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Small indie team after all

fair bridge
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that was WAY too easy wtf

halcyon glen
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No trendy rechauffe

fair bridge
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it literally just peeled off no problem

nimble glade
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Oh I thought they were triple AAA lol

inland mantle
fair bridge
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someone's been in here

orchid skiff
nimble glade
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I hope the new Dawn of War comes to PlayStation consoles but that's just wishful thinking on my part.

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Hopefully they bring back the guard too.

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Add in traitor chaos guard faction. That would be peak.

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Plz

inland mantle
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Getting your hopes up eh? Im sure that never ends badly

somber stream
tired steeple
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has anything new happened with helldivers yet

lilac crag
lilac crag
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:(

nimble glade
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🗿

fair bridge
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easiest phone i've ever done

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jesus

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i mean sweet but like i can't believe the back glass came off like that so easily

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never had that with a phone before

tired steeple
somber stream
fair bridge
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just peeled off like nothing

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what is that reaction

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do you want me to peel you off Bro

inland mantle
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Mayhaps

nimble glade
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🗣️ Jo just confirmed Terminators!

fair bridge
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who

somber stream
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What?

inland mantle
elder merlin
fair bridge
lilac crag
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but you're a sight for sore eyes lad

nimble glade
somber stream
nocturne bloom
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Chats getting steamy

nimble glade
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Behold!

orchid skiff
nocturne bloom
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(Actual game)

inland mantle
elder merlin
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What bollocks

zenith merlin
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that video is a small distraction from the ascension

tired steeple
elder merlin
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Terminators wouldnt even work as enemies, unless they quite literally were half a terminator, maybe then they'd be weakened enough to add

little marten
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PLAYABLE DREANOUGHT CLASS THE EASTER EGGS ARE THERE

inland mantle
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My rents due time to content farm

little marten
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Best decision I ever made was to stop browsing pootube

elder merlin
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Hopefully the next two updates are just a rework for whatever class people been bitching about, vet or zealot, i forget, and abunch of weapons for each class

elder merlin
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Or Tyranids and a chaos wastes mode

inland mantle
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And be happy

lapis spear
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Vet needs some new weapons, zealot needs a tree rework

nocturne bloom
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Playable hairy ratling girl class when

little marten
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Imagine if FatShark actually made the other 80% of existing weapons viable

nocturne bloom
little marten
elder merlin
inland mantle
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Only the best

elder merlin
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But one would hope for a couple new weapons for each class

lilac crag
elder merlin
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Atleast 2 per, a ranged and a melee

civic python
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servoskull class or ill kms

nocturne bloom
lilac crag
inland mantle
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Cant wait for the next VT2 sale ngl think after 2.2k hrs in DT its time I go rat mode

lilac crag
nocturne bloom
lilac crag
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we need stock therapy

elder merlin
sleek harness
brazen pelican
nimble glade
green beacon
inland mantle
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They said they're taking a look at the zealot tree

sleek harness
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Buff him

nimble glade
elder merlin
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I forget their name

lapis spear
inland mantle
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Lets make it simple then

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FS buff ogryn pls

sleek harness
inland mantle
sleek harness
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Ogryn being top 1 tier? That's lame, make him 0 tier

nimble glade
inland mantle
nimble glade
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I think a hellgun would do em good.

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Or meltas

elder merlin
sleek harness
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Someone say a random class

inland mantle
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Pysker

elder merlin
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Ogryn

elder merlin
sleek harness
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I hear the people

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I am playing Zelaot

inland mantle
elder merlin
thick coyote
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Every class is just a flavor of Zealot anyways

inland mantle
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🚬

thick coyote
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Side note

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Where's the Arby's icon

inland mantle
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Next Week™

brazen pelican
elder merlin
inland mantle
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Buy more slop

thick fog
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Mastiff needs his own class icon

sleek harness
elder merlin
inland mantle
elder merlin
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Sent it

elder merlin
inland mantle
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Anything is possible

elder merlin
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I dont mind dying, but all the aches and pains are terrible

fair bridge
inland mantle
orchid skiff
brazen pelican
waxen walrus
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honestly everyone is going about it wrong, make ogryn and arb skill tree more like zealot and vet

inland mantle
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Oh god pls no

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be like the old ogryn tree all over again

thick fog
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But that's the buff we need for Ogryn man

inland mantle
thick fog
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Could you not see how much build variety you could do with pre-rework Ogryn tree

inland mantle
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Tureeeee

inland mantle
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FS nerf vet pls

thick fog
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The back off talent was actually a nerf for ogryn

inland mantle
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Speaking of those two class tho

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Feels like FS is doing trees based off how hard havoc is and I really hope when the Zealot/Vet rework comes around they dont go that route

waxen walrus
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bro havoc is still easy

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im bored

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its just kept getting easier

inland mantle
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Bring non meta builds 👍

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Pull a Ainz and do a slap only H40

waxen walrus
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im not bringing a dclaw but im bringing a taxe

sage nova
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is there a support channel

stable fox
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What support

orchid skiff
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They should create warp difficulty where every single monster is replaced by a deamonhost and rework trees based on that

inland mantle
waxen walrus
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also the mechanism of more hp more dmg dealt is eh

sage nova
# stable fox What support

everytime i install on linux, on the second boot i crash. i must change a setting in the regular options no mods that bricks it. crashes my pc

stable fox
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Should have took free trail windows 11 duh

sage nova
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imagine selling my information to windows when im a wanted criminal

inland mantle
sage nova
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reject*

inland mantle
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Be hard to get a answer in gen chat

waxen walrus
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Bro I hid a battery in auric mt and it’s been there for 5 minutes

thick coyote
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Or you know

fair bridge
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if you go to fatshark with linux issues they'll tell you they can't help you

orchid skiff
fair bridge
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its me.,..

inland mantle
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Wha

waxen walrus
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i just sat in a corner and watched 3 h40s fail an auric mt

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on wave 3

fair bridge
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i was gonna fix that dreamcast today but then i realized i lost my dreamcast cables :)

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yay :)

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im so happie :)

tawny grail
fair bridge
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sorry babe

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there are probably some linux gaming communities you can find that can help too

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tons of stuff you can try with proton to get it running

waxen walrus
sage nova
fair bridge
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@halcyon glen we found amelia

sage nova
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but the problem is i get no crash report, it just essentially blue screens

fair bridge
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your best bet is to try asking somewhere else

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i can count the number of people that even use linux in this server on one hand

inland mantle
fair bridge
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i plan on becoming one of them soon

stable fox
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Counting? To 4?

fair bridge
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when my favorite tool gets ported

wooden creek
fair bridge
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pissker

sage nova
wooden creek
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We have almost reached the 5,000 mark

fair bridge
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i'm gonna spell it wrong on purpose from now on

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if i can remember to

stable fox
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I'll help

inland mantle
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then theres zealot

stable fox
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Pysker

inland mantle
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240565

waxen walrus
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has fatshark fixed execution order on arb?

fair bridge
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no

stable fox
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Not yet

fair bridge
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they haven't fixed anything yet

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wait until hotfix in 2 years

inland mantle
stable fox
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What did you expect from obese fish

waxen walrus
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"to balance arbitrator, we've decided to maintain the current state of execution order"

inland mantle
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And broken shit that never gets fixed

stable fox
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If it broken - abuse it

inland mantle
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The knife emote from day 1 of it being added has been broken. Ngl is funny af

stable fox
fair bridge
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i'm willing to bet there will be a hotfix next week or something

simple drum
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Oh wow

fair bridge
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or maybe one big fix in 2-3 weeks

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shouldn't be too terribly long tbh

little marten
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Next month

brazen pelican
stable fox
waxen walrus
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no, just delete arbitrator

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bad class

stable fox
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No

fair bridge
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amelia

stable fox
sage nova
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delete amelia

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bad user

stable fox
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LEX

inland mantle
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FS nerf vet pls

stable fox
little marten
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Wow amelia finally appears

fair bridge
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ik diana's been looking for her

inland mantle
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In fact take away the keystones

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Not used anyways

orchid skiff
stable fox
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How about we nerf you

orchid skiff
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such a baka

brazen pelican
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I am having a blast on arbitrator.

wicked pike
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Weh

orchid skiff
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dumbaka

inland mantle
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Would for alot of havoc builds but who plays havoc am I right

stable fox
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You

inland mantle
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No never

stable fox
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Lies

inland mantle
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Im only at 500 havoc clears

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thats nothing

stable fox
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Lies

little marten
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Arby doesn’t need nerfing FatShark just need to give the other classes a lil fiddle fiddle

waxen walrus
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give havoc 60

fair bridge
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i would like to see mortis trials become like actually fun

inland mantle
fair bridge
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LIAR

inland mantle
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Need to get it up

waxen walrus
fair bridge
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gr lied people died

stable fox
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So much for a rock

fair bridge
inland mantle
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But I do got 7 TS runs so yay I think

fair bridge
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make me angry!!

orchid skiff
brazen pelican
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Don't be too harsh, it has a surprisingly good memory for a rock.

fair bridge
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say dueling sword needs to be removed or something

inland mantle
waxen walrus
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let me post a transcript from a youtube video

fair bridge
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rewdy doesnt...,.,., palky havoc..,.??

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wahtmn>>>?/

little marten
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Me and rewdy clear havoc 40’s for breakfast yawnnn

orchid skiff
inland mantle
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True I was there I was the trapper

waxen walrus
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now i remember why i went to vt2

halcyon glen
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Paul

little marten
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😼

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The cat emoji looks shit on desktop much prefer it on mobile

orchid skiff
wicked pike
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Hey everyone. What are we mad about today?

little marten
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😿

fair bridge
little marten
wicked pike
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I see

waxen walrus
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DT is bad unfun game

wicked pike
inland mantle
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Crazy take

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Got any more?

waxen walrus
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Need more trees like vet and zealot

little marten
waxen walrus
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Less like arb

inland mantle
wicked pike
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I have no idea what arbiter is like because I only play vet

waxen walrus
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Based

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Only play ogryn and arbitrator

inland mantle
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We found him John Darktide

little marten
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It’s like footknight Kruger

waxen walrus
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Anything else is handicapped

wicked pike
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I have four characters. All of them are vet

little marten
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Zealot

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Arbitrator is cool I guess but it gives me “ooh I’ll dry my hands before taking the plug out the socket” vibes

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Where’s the edge

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Where’s the danger

orchid skiff
waxen walrus
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You will have no danger

wicked pike
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Danger is illegal

waxen walrus
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I will hide the batteries and use the barrels

heady turtle
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just had a guy just mouthbreathing in mic all game then he went down and insta left

ripe tangle
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The Edge is actually the blades on my Evicerator.

heady turtle
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thsi community man

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theres nothing like it

warm junco
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arbitrator is cool at least cause his shotgun feels like an actual shotgun

little marten
heady turtle
fair bridge
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lollll

waxen walrus
little marten
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Why use medkits when you can go to 1hp and heal yourself via wrath?!?!

fair bridge
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weird anyone i run into that's mic'd up has always been on xbox (or just gamepass)

wicked pike
little marten
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Bro stop complaining about randoms

wicked pike
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Obviously I love dakka but big chainsaw sword is a good back up

heady turtle
rocky moat
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i joined to complain about randoms

little marten
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Don’t tell anyone but sometimes it’s not the randoms fault it’s mine

heady turtle
halcyon glen
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What the fuck did you all do to Amelia

inland mantle
fair bridge
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i joined to cry like A Lot

wicked pike
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Of course if I could just have two guns I would probably do that instead

waxen walrus
rocky moat
waxen walrus
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My goal is to get everyone to leave their favorite game

little marten
halcyon glen
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No they did stuff to you

rocky moat
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its never your fault

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always blame randoms

inland mantle
little marten
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I have to cook a fish first sadly

rocky moat
wicked pike
waxen walrus
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Putting batteries in unreachable spaces is pretty meta

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And ofc the usual stealth aggro dumping

wicked pike
waxen walrus
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Can do it with most batteries

ripe tangle
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which is more annoying?

a random that lags behind and keeps you from progressing

or a random that runs ahead of EVERYONE, kills EVERYTHING before you or the team gets a chance to, then gets downed the moment that same person ends up in a boss fight

waxen walrus
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Even if it’s reachable the game usually ends when they try to get it

inland mantle
fair bridge
wicked pike
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A random that somehow does both

waxen walrus
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Hey no complaining

little marten
waxen walrus
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Randoms are are saints

little marten
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Wrong @

nimble glade
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I'm gonna have to run ahead more often with my Arby's.

waxen walrus
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It’s all fat sharks fault

ripe tangle
brazen pelican
wicked pike
ripe tangle
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XD

nimble glade
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I've never had an issue with my Arby's. I'd kill everything while rushing ahead. That's probably why some crying out for Arby's nerfs.

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Not all Arby's Are good though.

distant shard
wicked pike
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Rule number 1 of Darktide is to have fun

waxen walrus
little marten
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Arbitrate deez nuts

nimble glade
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So by nerfing yah boah, your gonna slow my speed run that's it. Just sponges.

blissful kiln
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#nonerfs
#buffarbites

somber stream
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@round mica How do you equip the skin from Twitch drop?

nimble glade
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Thus in return making it longer for you!

inland mantle
nimble glade
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🫵 megachingryn laspistol

wicked pike
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Double the amount of gunners being spawned

brazen pelican
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Give buff, give Ogryn unlimited grenades as a prank.

waxen walrus
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10x poxburster spawn

nimble glade
wicked pike
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Triple the amount of trappers

somber stream
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Darktide should have its own April's fool event

inland mantle
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All DH day

distant shard
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Ask your nearest Psyker

wicked pike
brazen pelican
nimble glade
wicked pike
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Hilarious

ripe tangle
waxen walrus
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Why even play psyker

ripe tangle
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would that be a good April Fool’s Event?

waxen walrus
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No point

somber stream
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Perchance

wicked pike
waxen walrus
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No that’s not meta griefing

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Shroud is

wicked pike
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I know. It's not even good griefing

ripe tangle
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or maybe on April Fools, for a whole day we can PVP in the Morning Star Lobby Area XD

wicked pike
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Just. Sad

distant shard
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Ill own that typo

waxen walrus
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No but shroud is better

distant shard
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ok

waxen walrus
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Psyker will get less slurs

wicked pike
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April fools event turns friendly fire on

somber stream
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For Honor April's fool event this year was fun, a simply cross-over oughta do it me think

wicked pike
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But only against psykers

waxen walrus
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God I would love to team kill in dt

ripe tangle
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ngl I feel like if Fat Shark is doing anything for April Fools, it’ll be “announcing” a release for Space Marines or Sisters of Battle into the game only to then say “haha April Fools! We’re not doing that shit.”

inland mantle
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Ez barrel troll

nimble glade
wicked pike
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Low effort troll

fair bridge
wicked pike
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Banned

ripe tangle
waxen walrus
fair bridge
waxen walrus
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1234567890

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There you go

wicked pike
somber stream
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Yeah, perchance

nimble glade
wicked pike
final herald
heady echo
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Can't just say that.

brazen pelican
somber stream
little marten
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April fools!!!!

distant shard
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For april fools just put the Vermintide cast into the game with 0 integration or lore justification. Dont even swap the lines

fair bridge
orchid skiff
wicked pike
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Just saying perchance doesn't make you smart

little marten
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I’m actually FatShark ceo I’ve been here the whole time you guys got pranked!!

final herald
fair bridge
wicked pike
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Two melts guns!

little marten
waxen walrus
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No actually remove plasma gun and flamer

ripe tangle
little marten
final herald
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Give metagun and give us a plasmagun mark that works like trollhammer torpedo (so it actually does the sun part of sun gun)

somber stream
waxen walrus
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I want every gun to be a slightly different automatic rifle

little marten
wicked pike
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Buff plasma gun's damage to the user

waxen walrus
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And every melee weapon a slightly different sword

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Remove psyker

final herald
wicked pike
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Buff perils of the warp

waxen walrus
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I’ve actually never played helldiver

distant shard
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Keep Psyker but have them spawn into the level as dead bodies

waxen walrus
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But I should spread their belief system here

ripe tangle
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do a Crossover event between DT and HD

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rn

wicked pike
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If the Psyker does, spawn a daemonhost

inland mantle
waxen walrus
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Please if I blow myself up spawn a ritual dh

ripe tangle
somber stream
wicked pike
distant shard
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Bass boost all instances of "Witch" and "Freak" in all character lines

wicked pike
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For Ogryns only

little marten
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What if we kissed during a crossover event?

inland mantle
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👉 👈

wicked pike
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Is kissing allowed?

somber stream
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It would be dynamite

orchid skiff
wicked pike
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Seems suspicious

orchid skiff
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the emperor is watching everyone and shipping people

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it's true.

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next time you kiss, do it for Him on Terra

rocky moat
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on it

wicked pike
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Fine

ripe tangle
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in lined with scaling something by comparison to something from 40k, where would you put a Helldiver?

orchid skiff
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below space marines

brazen pelican
ripe tangle
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I want to think above Tempestus Scions but below Sisters of Battle

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still way below Space Marines though

orchid skiff
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guardsmen don't have their own ship to call orbitals

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but space marines do

wicked pike
orchid skiff
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but space marines are stronger and better armor

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and guns

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so below space marines

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QED

wicked pike
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And guardsmen follow orders

distant shard
brazen pelican
ripe tangle
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damn near anything that isn’t a reality warper is below Space Marines… unless we’re talking specific characters

wicked pike
orchid skiff
elder merlin
brazen pelican
elder merlin
#

What'd you think of the screaming japanese gals? @brazen pelican

ripe tangle
#

I need to go to work soon :c

brazen pelican
elder merlin
wicked pike
brazen pelican
#

Oh.

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Didn't get that far yet.

elder merlin
#

Oh

brazen pelican
wicked pike
#

Generally screaming is bad

ripe tangle
#

wish you guys can show up to my work

#

you can harass the fuck outta me lol

somber stream
wicked pike
#

Are there heretics?

ripe tangle
wicked pike
#

Yeah

ripe tangle
#

Uhhhh probably?

brazen pelican
ripe tangle
#

anyway g2g

ripe tangle
#

see ya’ll later! <3

wicked pike
somber stream
#

Have a productive day at work

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Also if we apply 40k logic to HD universe

wicked pike
#

So naturally I like them.

somber stream
#

S.E can literally manifest a Lady Liberty

nimble glade
somber stream
#

Due to the amount of propaganda

wild elm
#

it is double xp rn?

nimble glade
waxen walrus
#

I wish my work would let me do overtime

wicked pike
#

You know what the ultimate form of democracy is?
Worshipping the God Emperor of Mankind

ripe tangle
#

wait… would Helldivers just be really well supplied Guardsmen?

ripe tangle
#

heh

somber stream
#

More drip, too

ripe tangle
#

that actually gives them the USA-morif even more tbh

nimble glade
wicked pike
#

Elysian drop troops like I said

somber stream
thick fog
somber stream
#

A Lady Liberty Chaos god

ripe tangle
#

in both World Wars, the USA’s strongest feat was their ridiculously incredible logistics

wicked pike
#

Like Slaanesh but green

nimble glade
somber stream
#

Same with the Aeldari and Slaanesh

ripe tangle
#

so yeah, Super Earth being “America” is only more true from that alone

somber stream
#

That's the idea

ripe tangle
#

anyway I’ll see ya, getting in my car rn

somber stream
#

Bon voyage

wicked pike
#

I'll never forget you

nimble glade
waxen walrus
#

Can’t wait to practice surgery in a different country

wicked pike
#

+memory deleted+

elder merlin
wicked pike
#

Strange how having a wedding in the house of an old, vindictive man you've insulted would turn out so wrong

elder merlin
#

"I'll never forget you", they leave, "Who was that guy?"

nimble glade
waxen walrus
elder merlin
wicked pike
waxen walrus
#

Working on medical school

round mica
#

hello there, new to the game i don't see how to track the event ingame can someone help me please?

elder merlin
wicked pike
elder merlin
#

Doctors, teachers, etc

waxen walrus
waxen walrus
round mica
elder merlin
#

If you dont know then you dont know

wicked pike
waxen walrus
wicked pike
round mica
#

ok idk why for me it was M

Thanks alot !

little marten
#

Got no salt

orchid skiff
little marten
#

How can this happen in 2025

little marten
orchid skiff
elder merlin
wicked pike
#

Everyone is so tired

wicked pike
#

And nobody trusts anyone

ancient tinsel
#

I'm using my lunch break to cram in some auric matches, I tell you what

waxen walrus
#

I honestly am only happy working or on exam days

ancient tinsel
#

Ah, the perfect worker.

#

Trained to exploitative perfection.

wicked pike
#

Odd times to be happy but honestly, good for you

woven mountain
#

Gottem.

nimble glade
#

🗣️ Doomed!

waxen walrus
#

I guarantee I have some antisocial disorder though lol

nimble glade
#

The end times are upon us!

wicked pike
tired steeple
#

man I wish I had ice cube in the corner of my darktide reacting to my gameplay

ancient tinsel
#

I'm antisocial toward my coworkers

waxen walrus
brazen flare
#

is there a mod to show whether people are steam or console users in the party finder?

wicked pike
#

I honestly can't remember ever being happy so if someone else can find happiness, that's better than me.

stark bobcat
#

its default

nimble glade
brazen flare
#

it doesnt show until after you invite and look in social

stark bobcat
#

who are you

#

is a mod name that can show up in the player name

wicked pike
#

It's the second bit of information you get after their name

waxen walrus
wicked pike
elder merlin
waxen walrus
#

Only some of the time though

#

Same action different time different emotions

wicked pike
elder merlin
wicked pike
#

Fair

nimble glade
#

The suffering

orchid skiff
waxen walrus
#

Infinite time to develop missiles for defense companies please

nimble glade
#

Imagine everyone and everything you care about getting old and passing away or being destroyed overtime something while you never die.

waxen walrus
#

I Literally cannot form a deep relationship

heady echo
#

Daddy issues

waxen walrus
#

I have no care to

wicked pike
#

Suffer 🏋️‍♂️
Or
Suffer 🧑‍🦽

waxen walrus
#

But weightlifting is fun

nimble glade
elder merlin
wicked pike
elder merlin
#

And i guess that shit where our brains can only hold so much information?

lofty light
waxen walrus
#

Oh no no I have no care to

wicked pike
elder merlin
#

If you could solve those three problems, immortality wouldnt be so bad

halcyon glen
#

Paul

waxen walrus
#

I’m honestly surprised how fun it is to just solve leetcode problems or solve math problems

elder merlin
#

I fuckin hate math

little marten
waxen walrus
#

I’m taking math classes for fun and justifying it with a double major in mechanical engineering lol

wicked pike
#

I am neutral on math

little marten
#

Math is for dorks

lofty light
#

math is no problem

distant shard
wicked pike
#

Had to learn trig to become an electrician

waxen walrus
#

Diff eqs are cool though

little marten
#

Remember when our primordial forms turned to shaman for their wisdom not some poindexter in a lab coat

waxen walrus
#

Yeah that’s why we should defund science

distant shard
#

Theyre cool when youre learning them but even facing the possibility of having to re-teach myself them made me want to set myself on fire, so I guess it varies

little marten
#

BASED

waxen walrus
#

They’re fun though?

#

I mean I like linear algebra more though

lofty light
#

I look down on people who are bad at math
I think they are subhuman
I mean that
Seriously
If you can't figure out a simple function or equation you shouldn't even exist

wicked pike
#

Well there it is

little marten
orchid skiff
#

confirmed

waxen walrus
#

Honestly if you aren’t doing math for fun you are not a real person

little marten
little marten
#

Bro why don’t you figure out the square root of deez nuts hahahaahhaha

frigid frigate
#

any toronto mandem here?

drowsy lynx
#

What does that even mean

distant shard
#

Dont do it youre gunna get Deez'd

little marten
brazen flare
frigid frigate
ancient tinsel
#

Square root of deez nutz is dadz nutz. everyone knows this.

lofty light
#

If you can't figure out math a problem, what CAN you do? You're Homer Simpson working at a nuclear facility causing a meltdown.

frigid frigate
#

nize ur beekoz

nimble glade
#

Not smurt sah

nimble glade
#

But is smart

ancient tinsel
#

AI is basically all math. Our entire world can be reduced to math. If you can't do math, you can't understand much.

#

That's about it.

little marten
#

“Look at me I know numbers”

waxen walrus
#

I wonder how much I’d get paid for making surveillance programs for ice

little marten
#

Better not find me down a dark alley

drowsy lynx
little marten
#

M*ths is actually a trigger for me

nimble glade
frigid frigate
waxen walrus
#

Honestly math should be illegal

ocean widget
waxen walrus
#

Don’t even teach addition

#

Hell take out reading too

little marten
#

Words are cool

nimble glade
drowsy lynx
lofty light
#

fake ass morons faking their credentials
no one should have to deal with them

nimble glade
waxen walrus
#

Outlaw medicine

nimble glade
#

But some things should never be.

waxen walrus
#

Unless you make 500K+ per year, no hospital or doctors

nimble glade
frigid frigate
nimble glade
#

I bet one Floridan man can end a few wars if you enable em.

proper valley
waxen walrus
#

Also remove lawyers for individuals

distant shard
#

Reintroduce trial by combat

waxen walrus
#

Bring back firing squad

distant shard
#

Pistol duels in the courtroom

drowsy lynx
proper valley
#

Why

lofty light
nimble glade
#

🗣️ Bring back hangings, firing lines and beheadings as valid options for the death penalty!

waxen walrus
#

Remove warrants as a concept

wicked pike
#

Triple student debt

waxen walrus
#

No, remove schools

frigid frigate
#

dont forget the sloptide update chat

drowsy lynx
# proper valley Why

Perhaps you can use your substantial linguistic skills to establish some form of communication with this creature

nimble glade
distant shard
#

If the defendant has stones placed upon their chest and sinks in water, then they are innocent. If they float then they are guilty

frigid frigate
waxen walrus
wicked pike
nimble glade
#

Imperium of Man Zealot approved

waxen walrus
#

Remove separation of church and state

orchid skiff
distant shard
waxen walrus
#

Nah but my religion prevents me from operating medicine on anyone who is not in my demographic

#

fortunately I can soon decline service based on my religious preferences

#

🙃

wicked pike
#

True and real

blissful kiln
#

cringe

wicked pike
#

That's what I said

blissful kiln
#

no, you said "True and real" 🤓

wicked pike
#

Semantics

waxen walrus
#

He’s doing analysis, deport him

nimble glade
# orchid skiff aren't you already american

We don't have a dedicated church government though, just fellow religious people in government. If the OG church had any power in government over here.. it be a blood bath.

You'd see heretics purge by the dozen backed by the strongest military ever in the world.

nimble glade
#

It's not as draconian as some people make it out to be over here in America.

wicked pike
#

Not for lack of trying

nimble glade
#

It's actually very chill. People take our freedoms and rights over here for granted.

waxen walrus
#

I fr only feel happy only working or taking exams

orchid skiff
nimble glade
#

If it was really that bad, the whole world would launch d-day levels of invasion on us on multiple fronts while recorded as world record of mass death throughout human history.

waxen walrus
#

Minus the whole nuke concept

waxen meadow
#

give the arbites relic blade ill be happy

nimble glade
#

sigh

Gotta clock back into work soon..

thick fog
waxen walrus
#

I can’t wait for my shift to start

#

I’m so fucking bored

#

I should’ve taken more classes this summer

lofty light
waxen walrus
#

I think less funding would be good

#

And calling it silly and fake a bit more

thick coyote
#

That small axe is capped

#

It literally won't hurt a 4th target

ancient tinsel
#

Wooo, time to go back to work and pretend I'm being productive.

thick coyote
#

It's a literal shit weapon

thick coyote
#

Smh

#

Y'all fell for Arby's propaganda

nimble glade
#

My propaganda has worked wonders

wicked pike
#

I'm immune to propaganda

thick coyote
wicked pike
#

Because the infantryman's primer has all the information I need

thick coyote
lofty light
heady echo
#

got em !

blissful kiln
#

we need tactical throwing axes ranged weapon

#

and dual taxe melee

nimble glade
woven hill
#

worst in the mission in the entirety of darktide has to be orthus offensive bar none

#

each and every time i see that fuckass mission load in whenever i'm doing quickplay i immediately leave

#

because fuck that

stark bobcat
#

yeah

#

only weirdos play that mission

bronze wren
#

Imagine

lofty light
nimble glade
#

Big E takes all the credit

lofty light
#

Well what it did get me, was an unyielding sense of hanging every politician from the lamp posts. So that's something?

nimble glade
#

That one mission with the ledges at the beginning, what is it called?

#

The one where you turn on generators or something.

green beacon
#

gloriana

nimble glade
#

Then take a very long elevator to snow land.

nimble glade
lofty light
#

Immortal hatred of all authority. That's something you can't buy.

nimble glade
#

Yeah that mission my randos die a lot or rage quit, I go through a few full rotations of all new strike teams. Until I'm at the ending part. The Gunners on certain difficulty massacre the unprepared, plus the unfortunate accidents at the beginning.

#

I only survived because I bonk everything to death.

#

As Arby's

woven hill
#

if i see an arbitrator player i will more likely than not hate them

#

because holy fuck are they either the most incompetent mouth breathing, window licking, paint chip eating, booger picking, dogshit crayon connoisseurs you've ever seen

woven hill
#

or the most deadbeat fuckass nerd i've ever seen

#

if i could euthanize them i would

#

but alas

little marten
#

😼

final herald
#

Me when I see a lonzer zealot

green beacon
#

me when I see a smyker

woven hill
#

loner zealots are acceptable for one reason and one reason only: their penance

lofty light
#

I spent a year of my life in a concrete cube and then did 5 years getting an engineering degree. The system did nothing for me, even when I did everything for it.

orchid skiff
#

why does smyker feel like a slur

woven hill
#

smykers are alright for low level CC elsewise i want to castrate them with my teeth

green beacon
woven hill
orchid skiff
lofty light
#

I'm thinking, should I bomb the tax office, the migration department, or the parliament building?

green beacon
#

you should not bomb anything

final herald
#

I should go complete that penance

thick fog
#

My simple mind does not know what caps are

lofty light
elder merlin
woven hill
#

why not give them the plasma gun too?

#

actually nah let's give them a bolter rifle

elder merlin
woven hill
#

i want him

deleted

#

arbitrators have totally and utterly fucked the balance that this game strived to achieve

lofty light
#

If I were to commit such an act I could not keep feeding my cat. And I love my cat.

elder merlin
woven hill
#

(and still fails to achieve)

little marten
woven hill
elder merlin
#

Did you play vermintide 2?

woven hill
#

nope