#general-chat
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not like you mean
but you want to stay at high peril, so you only tap\hold for a bit and cast, rinse and repeat
I blame bad parenting.
I think we need to subject the occasional teenager to what we experienced growing up.
Time for retro Newgrounds.
But sometimes the youths are bad too by default and it can't be helped. They end up learning the hard way or don't learn at all. Tragic.
what is unc waffling about 💀
what the skibidi?
Oh, very good.
Would you be interested in joining a cult? 
No can do, Raki
okay well that's nice.
makes sense
Why not
On my computer downloading games for my retroid
I am telling you, you are becoming addicted with theses old games
Especially cats.
I never see English anymore
Sorry. Already in one.
English was never real your just being gaslit
Moving forward from now on, I hereby decree that if you post cat or feline anything.. you support chaos.
They are chaotic beasts by nature.

My oldest cat is 14 
Is that AI?
no
14,000
Do you guys like darktide
Fixed it for yah
Darktide? No ew
Ancient Necron cat
withbit
Wonder why
Are you a bot?
what is darktide
is this darktide?
Sure, why not.
:D** **
I filter out those of weak constitution 
D:** **
It's disgusting, even Slanesh has her limits. Chaos has standards.
No rats in sight so fake news
thief
Yes
I'm gonna cry
It's a good one
I didn't know they existed until now. Lol
Cat
He has an illness dont make fun of him.
by a vet?
Strange looking dog
wtf are they gonna do
shoot it with a helbore?
Yes
Put the damn thing down
laser surgery
More like
Shoot it with plasma gun
Warp pack one?
yea
Think i need like 80 medals to get the pack
I have all warbonds except this and urban legend
Supposedly you can warp through bunker doors
yea!
I miss the shredder missile
They are peak felines.
my boss handed me this the other day and said "can i have it by saturday"
You can also warp out of the extraction cutscene
has there been any word on when the Arbites tree nodes not working correctly will be fixed?
no
rip
Never
Im sure they know about it but that's about it
That was the nerf
lol
wtf does he want done
Kinda hope it is that keystone is crazy strong
back glass replaced, nothing too crazy
it is too strong, but having things proc ... pretty much randomly isnt much of a fix
It procs off the dog iirc
I never see English anymore
dog has to get the kill
thats because you speak it not see it

EA
Small indie team after all
that was WAY too easy wtf
No trendy rechauffe
it literally just peeled off no problem
Oh I thought they were triple AAA lol
AAAA get it right
someone's been in here
🤨
Sorry sah
I hope the new Dawn of War comes to PlayStation consoles but that's just wishful thinking on my part.
Hopefully they bring back the guard too.
Add in traitor chaos guard faction. That would be peak.
Plz
Getting your hopes up eh? Im sure that never ends badly
Five.Hundred.Space Marine
has anything new happened with helldivers yet
Five Hundred Lichts
nothing will happen till Xbox release
:(
🗿
easiest phone i've ever done
jesus
i mean sweet but like i can't believe the back glass came off like that so easily
never had that with a phone before
thanks
You'll go blind
just peeled off like nothing
what is that reaction
do you want me to peel you off Bro
Mayhaps
who
What?
Jo Mama
Haha, more like addicted to some of these games of the new age, i played these games im adding to the retroid way before i started with 360/ps4/ps5 games.

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but you're a sight for sore eyes lad
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Behold!
segs update
Umm but FS has already said they'll never add SMs ☝️ 🤓
that video is a small distraction from the ascension
I can finally use my c-001 permit
Terminators wouldnt even work as enemies, unless they quite literally were half a terminator, maybe then they'd be weakened enough to add

PLAYABLE DREANOUGHT CLASS THE EASTER EGGS ARE THERE
Best decision I ever made was to stop browsing pootube
Hopefully the next two updates are just a rework for whatever class people been bitching about, vet or zealot, i forget, and abunch of weapons for each class
unless you run like hell
Or Tyranids and a chaos wastes mode
1 new weapon that's all you'll get
And be happy
Vet needs some new weapons, zealot needs a tree rework
Playable hairy ratling girl class when
Imagine if FatShark actually made the other 80% of existing weapons viable

You called
Right lol? Granted, im sure that in itself is alot of work to add
But one would hope for a couple new weapons for each class
freak
Atleast 2 per, a ranged and a melee
Call me that again 
you disgust me
Cant wait for the next VT2 sale ngl think after 2.2k hrs in DT its time I go rat mode


we need stock therapy
You seen my dms? @brazen pelican
Call him abomination of the Seven Seas
I have, just been a bit busy. :3
I think it was mostly about vet.
as a vet I'd also like a tree rework 
Zealot not top 1 tier
They said they're taking a look at the zealot tree
Servitor*
You sure? That person with the centipede pokemon trans pfp, i think, brings zealot up everytime buffing is mentioned
I forget their name
Oh, I can't remember. 
Vets be like: yes we've have first and second rework, but how about third rework?
Yeah man

I see
Someone say a random class
Pysker
Ogryn
Hey, i got a song i'd think you'd find funny, being a slaanesh worshipper and all, but are you of age?

Every class is just a flavor of Zealot anyways
🚬
Next Week™
I have often been accused of being an adult, primarily due to my age.
Tragic
Screw arbite, when we getting a "pet dog" emote

Buy more slop
Mastiff needs his own class icon
Sounds good enough to me
Have you tried not being old? Just deage ez
Sent it
Shit, i wish i could have stopped aging around 22
Anything is possible
I dont mind dying, but all the aches and pains are terrible

Only working mentally, I'm afraid.
honestly everyone is going about it wrong, make ogryn and arb skill tree more like zealot and vet
But that's the buff we need for Ogryn man

Could you not see how much build variety you could do with pre-rework Ogryn tree
Tureeeee
FS nerf vet pls
The back off talent was actually a nerf for ogryn
Speaking of those two class tho
Feels like FS is doing trees based off how hard havoc is and I really hope when the Zealot/Vet rework comes around they dont go that route
im not bringing a dclaw but im bringing a taxe
is there a support channel
What support
They should create warp difficulty where every single monster is replaced by a deamonhost and rework trees based on that
also the mechanism of more hp more dmg dealt is eh
everytime i install on linux, on the second boot i crash. i must change a setting in the regular options no mods that bricks it. crashes my pc
imagine selling my information to windows when im a wanted criminal
Yea umm idk maybe post it in here https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1043910914027561000
reject*
Be hard to get a answer in gen chat
Bro I hid a battery in auric mt and it’s been there for 5 minutes
darktide does not officially support linux. if you're having issues, you should first check out protondb's help page https://www.protondb.com/help/troubleshooting-faq
if you go to fatshark with linux issues they'll tell you they can't help you
its me.,..
Wha
i was gonna fix that dreamcast today but then i realized i lost my dreamcast cables :)
yay :)
im so happie :)
Are you trying to get a reaction out of people by advertising your shittiness or what

sorry babe
there are probably some linux gaming communities you can find that can help too
tons of stuff you can try with proton to get it running
im certain what im doing isnt that bad
it works fine on reinstall, like remove game and redownload. because i think it clears the settings i changed
@halcyon glen we found amelia
but the problem is i get no crash report, it just essentially blue screens
your best bet is to try asking somewhere else
i can count the number of people that even use linux in this server on one hand
i plan on becoming one of them soon
Counting? To 4?
when my favorite tool gets ported

pissker

We have almost reached the 5,000 mark
I'll help
then theres zealot
Pysker
240565
Quick, kill him
has fatshark fixed execution order on arb?
no
Not yet

What did you expect from obese fish
"to balance arbitrator, we've decided to maintain the current state of execution order"
Slop
And broken shit that never gets fixed
If it broken - abuse it
The knife emote from day 1 of it being added has been broken. Ngl is funny af

i'm willing to bet there will be a hotfix next week or something
Oh wow
No
amelia

LEX
FS nerf vet pls

Wow amelia finally appears
ik diana's been looking for her
that's not a nerf then
How about we nerf you
such a baka
I am having a blast on arbitrator.
Weh
dumbaka
Would for alot of havoc builds but who plays havoc am I right
You
No never
Lies
Lies
Arby doesn’t need nerfing FatShark just need to give the other classes a lil fiddle fiddle
give havoc 60
don't replace f with d...
i would like to see mortis trials become like actually fun
Your right it's only 461 😔
LIAR
Need to get it up
i would like to see dt actually fun
gr lied people died
try harder babe
But I do got 7 TS runs so yay I think
make me angry!!
there's medication
Don't be too harsh, it has a surprisingly good memory for a rock.
say dueling sword needs to be removed or something
Havoc fun dont @ me with your skill issue
let me post a transcript from a youtube video
Me and rewdy clear havoc 40’s for breakfast yawnnn
nah he just dumbaka
True I was there I was the trapper
now i remember why i went to vt2
Paul

No escape
Hey everyone. What are we mad about today?
😿

You don’t wanna know
I see
DT is bad unfun game
Gasp
Need more trees like vet and zealot
Less like arb

I have no idea what arbiter is like because I only play vet
We found him John Darktide
It’s like footknight Kruger
Anything else is handicapped
I have four characters. All of them are vet
Zealot
Arbitrator is cool I guess but it gives me “ooh I’ll dry my hands before taking the plug out the socket” vibes
Where’s the edge
Where’s the danger
you, the player
You will have no danger
Danger is illegal
I will hide the batteries and use the barrels
just had a guy just mouthbreathing in mic all game then he went down and insta left
The Edge is actually the blades on my Evicerator.
xbox player?
arbitrator is cool at least cause his shotgun feels like an actual shotgun
Based and zealotpilled
no pc
lollll
Literally got told to shut up for complaining about randoms earlier haha
Why use medkits when you can go to 1hp and heal yourself via wrath?!?!
weird anyone i run into that's mic'd up has always been on xbox (or just gamepass)
I wish vet could have that.
Bro stop complaining about randoms
Obviously I love dakka but big chainsaw sword is a good back up
because it seems you joined in just to complain about randoms
i joined to complain about randoms
Don’t tell anyone but sometimes it’s not the randoms fault it’s mine
fax bro same
What the fuck did you all do to Amelia
Can I be your random to your pub game 👉 👈
i joined to cry like A Lot
Of course if I could just have two guns I would probably do that instead
I’m just a bad person lol
no it isnt thats rule 1 of darktide
My goal is to get everyone to leave their favorite game
Auric maelstrom queue in 4 hours be there or be square
No they did stuff to you
Ill be there waiting
I have to cook a fish first sadly
woah thats so evil
I respect it
Putting batteries in unreachable spaces is pretty meta
And ofc the usual stealth aggro dumping
What's your success rate?
Can do it with most batteries
which is more annoying?
a random that lags behind and keeps you from progressing
or a random that runs ahead of EVERYONE, kills EVERYTHING before you or the team gets a chance to, then gets downed the moment that same person ends up in a boss fight
Even if it’s reachable the game usually ends when they try to get it
Both
3rd option the random that blows a burster up in my face
i think getting your hands chopped off clean is probably more annoying than both those things
BASED
A random that somehow does both
Hey no complaining
Chop my hands off I dare you
Randoms are are saints
Wrong @
I'm gonna have to run ahead more often with my Arby's.
It’s all fat sharks fault
I’ve encountered this lol
Me, it was me.
Was it me? I refuse to apologize
XD
I've never had an issue with my Arby's. I'd kill everything while rushing ahead. That's probably why some crying out for Arby's nerfs.
Not all Arby's Are good though.
Just wanted to spike your cortisol levels with a notif
Rule number 1 of Darktide is to have fun
No you just need to not run as strong of a build
Arbitrate deez nuts
So by nerfing yah boah, your gonna slow my speed run that's it. Just sponges.
#nonerfs
#buffarbites
@round mica How do you equip the skin from Twitch drop?
Thus in return making it longer for you!
#buffduelingsword
🫵

Double the amount of gunners being spawned
Give buff, give Ogryn unlimited grenades as a prank.
10x poxburster spawn
Big words, not understand Sah.
Triple the amount of trappers
Darktide should have its own April's fool event
All DH day
Chemicals or something
Ask your nearest Psyker
They release good cosmetics but when you buy them you get something else
It means Ogryn strongest.
🗣️ BASED and LEX pilled!
That's... a lawsuit
Hilarious
PREGNANCY UPDATE
Blood Bowl?
Why even play psyker
would that be a good April Fool’s Event?
No point
Perchance
To grief your team
I know. It's not even good griefing
or maybe on April Fools, for a whole day we can PVP in the Morning Star Lobby Area XD
Just. Sad
For the lvoe of getting called slurs by your teammates, both in-character and in VC
Ill own that typo
No but shroud is better
ok
Psyker will get less slurs
April fools event turns friendly fire on
For Honor April's fool event this year was fun, a simply cross-over oughta do it me think
But only against psykers
God I would love to team kill in dt
@grok explain this pllease
ngl I feel like if Fat Shark is doing anything for April Fools, it’ll be “announcing” a release for Space Marines or Sisters of Battle into the game only to then say “haha April Fools! We’re not doing that shit.”
Ez barrel troll
Cringe.
An April fools event like that would give the average Warhammer 40k fan a stroke..
Low effort troll
what's your FS ID?
Banned
You know I’m not wrong though.
No hoe
why
Why? Too fun?
I don't trust this
Yeah, perchance
Yes. 
I know.
Perchance 🥺
Can't just say that.
40k fans are not alllowed to have fun, only getting pissy and correcting each other is allowed.
Perchance 
April fools!!!!
For april fools just put the Vermintide cast into the game with 0 integration or lore justification. Dont even swap the lines
LMAO
Just saying perchance doesn't make you smart
I’m actually FatShark ceo I’ve been here the whole time you guys got pranked!!
Thats not too bad or did the numbers fall off
give us a Meltagun then
i'm in now, that's funny
Two melts guns!
Buy more of our top quality skins
No actually remove plasma gun and flamer
“Top Quality”
Agreed
Give metagun and give us a plasmagun mark that works like trollhammer torpedo (so it actually does the sun part of sun gun)
I own 6 preem sets (send help) give me a hellgun, now.
I want every gun to be a slightly different automatic rifle
Just let me contact the outsource department
Buff plasma gun's damage to the user
Ah yes
The helldiver fanbase
Buff perils of the warp
I’ve actually never played helldiver
Keep Psyker but have them spawn into the level as dead bodies
But I should spread their belief system here
If the Psyker does, spawn a daemonhost
Please if I blow myself up spawn a ritual dh
True
well about that...
Best I can do is a Killzone skin
Bass boost all instances of "Witch" and "Freak" in all character lines
For Ogryns only
What if we kissed during a crossover event?
👉 👈
Is kissing allowed?
It would be dynamite
the emperor wills it
Seems suspicious
the emperor is watching everyone and shipping people
it's true.
next time you kiss, do it for Him on Terra
on it
Fine
in lined with scaling something by comparison to something from 40k, where would you put a Helldiver?
below space marines
Elysian drop troops
Easy
Sounds extremely lewd, not allowed in public.
I want to think above Tempestus Scions but below Sisters of Battle
still way below Space Marines though
See, I'm inclined to agree but the Emperor apparently says I gotta
but space marines are stronger and better armor
and guns
so below space marines
QED
And guardsmen follow orders
General Brasch can be a space marine for the culture
I can relate, somewhat.
damn near anything that isn’t a reality warper is below Space Marines… unless we’re talking specific characters
See? We're not all that different
so much in common. go kiss

Let's all sing we shall overcome, set aside our differences!
What'd you think of the screaming japanese gals? @brazen pelican
I need to go to work soon :c
Depends on why they are screaming.
The song i sent you lol
My condolences
Oh
Do it for Slaanesh!
Generally screaming is bad
You mean your average Helldiver? In term of skill alone they would be less than your average guardsman, training time is 40 min
Are there heretics?
at my irl job?
Yeah
Uhhhh probably?
Aren't Helldivers only kinda strong due to their crazy amount of weapons and supplies? 
Don't forget spirit
anyway g2g
And the power of democracy
see ya’ll later! <3
They're easily replaced cannon fodder with a lot of guns
So naturally I like them.
S.E can literally manifest a Lady Liberty
Enclave approved
Due to the amount of propaganda
it is double xp rn?
🗣️ Take care! 
I wish my work would let me do overtime
You know what the ultimate form of democracy is?
Worshipping the God Emperor of Mankind
wait… would Helldivers just be really well supplied Guardsmen?
heh
Basically, yeah
More drip, too
that actually gives them the USA-morif even more tbh
Lady Liberty Prime 2.0?
Elysian drop troops like I said
No no no
A Lady Liberty Chaos god
in both World Wars, the USA’s strongest feat was their ridiculously incredible logistics
Like Slaanesh but green
Logar approved!
Same with the Aeldari and Slaanesh
so yeah, Super Earth being “America” is only more true from that alone
That's the idea
anyway I’ll see ya, getting in my car rn
go to work lazy bones
Bon voyage
I'll never forget you
The Lannisters send their regards.
Can’t wait to practice surgery in a different country
+memory deleted+

Concerned
I make that joke all the time in psn parties
Strange how having a wedding in the house of an old, vindictive man you've insulted would turn out so wrong
"I'll never forget you", they leave, "Who was that guy?"
Happens all the time. Tragic
Legal surgery, ofc, I don’t want to be a doctor in the US

Do you at least have a license?
Working on medical school
hello there, new to the game i don't see how to track the event ingame can someone help me please?
Nobody does, we're about to have the biggest brain drain our countries seen cause of this shit
My condolences
Doctors, teachers, etc
Press tab and e to cycle through events until you get to the event tracker
tab
Yeah that’s why I plan to leave. My back up is mechanical engineering if I don’t do medicine.
what happened this time
well i saw people saying this but unfortunately tab bring nothing at all, i might check the shortcuts maybe
That's one hell of a backup plan
Well it all started in early September of 2001
Good luck
Yeah but it’s safe
I agree.
ok idk why for me it was M
Thanks alot !
Got no salt
i can make you cry
How can this happen in 2025
I cry lotion
Everyone is so tired
And nobody trusts anyone
I'm using my lunch break to cram in some auric matches, I tell you what
I honestly am only happy working or on exam days
Odd times to be happy but honestly, good for you
We're doomed!
Gottem.
🗣️ Doomed!
I guarantee I have some antisocial disorder though lol
Pretty sure everyone does
man I wish I had ice cube in the corner of my darktide reacting to my gameplay
I'm antisocial toward my coworkers
One of my favorite hobbies is finding exploits
is there a mod to show whether people are steam or console users in the party finder?
Isn’t that default?
I honestly can't remember ever being happy so if someone else can find happiness, that's better than me.
its default
Understandable they're kind of nosey too.
it doesnt show until after you invite and look in social
It's the second bit of information you get after their name
I get joy from upsetting people :/
Happiness is happiness
I mean, nothing lasts forever
Would you want anything to last forever?
I sure wouldnt want my life to last forever, thats for sure
Fair
The suffering
me
Infinite time to develop missiles for defense companies please
Imagine everyone and everything you care about getting old and passing away or being destroyed overtime something while you never die.
I Literally cannot form a deep relationship
Daddy issues
I have no care to
Suffer 🏋️♂️
Or
Suffer 🧑🦽
But weightlifting is fun
I mean, i feel like you'd find a way to cope with it all eventually, the thing with immortality that sucks alot is if you dont also have eternal youth, aside from the obvious aspect of never being able to die anyway
Hey, same.
And i guess that shit where our brains can only hold so much information?
Well I can't either. But that shouldn't stop you from enjoying life.
Oh no no I have no care to
At least you're in the right fandom
If you could solve those three problems, immortality wouldnt be so bad
Paul
I’m honestly surprised how fun it is to just solve leetcode problems or solve math problems
I fuckin hate math
lol
I’m taking math classes for fun and justifying it with a double major in mechanical engineering lol
I am neutral on math
Math is for dorks
math is no problem
If you have some mathematics accumen you could always fw becoming an electrical engineer, you only lightly graze the ballhairs of differential equations throughout your bachelors
Had to learn trig to become an electrician
Diff eqs are cool though
Remember when our primordial forms turned to shaman for their wisdom not some poindexter in a lab coat
Yeah that’s why we should defund science
Theyre cool when youre learning them but even facing the possibility of having to re-teach myself them made me want to set myself on fire, so I guess it varies
BASED
I look down on people who are bad at math
I think they are subhuman
I mean that
Seriously
If you can't figure out a simple function or equation you shouldn't even exist
Well there it is
confirmed
Honestly if you aren’t doing math for fun you are not a real person
Wise
I never claimed to be
Bro why don’t you figure out the square root of deez nuts hahahaahhaha
any toronto mandem here?
What does that even mean
Dont do it youre gunna get Deez'd
Pagan
thanks
don't pull up gerber or im finna gurkz you y g
Square root of deez nutz is dadz nutz. everyone knows this.
If you can't figure out math a problem, what CAN you do? You're Homer Simpson working at a nuclear facility causing a meltdown.
nize ur beekoz
I hate math. Lol
Not smurt sah
But is smart
AI is basically all math. Our entire world can be reduced to math. If you can't do math, you can't understand much.
That's about it.
“Look at me I know numbers”
I wonder how much I’d get paid for making surveillance programs for ice
Better not find me down a dark alley
nize that
@proper valley can you translate this?
M*ths is actually a trigger for me
Not need to know math to understand Sah.
are you DOMB?
Honestly math should be illegal
You wouldn't get hired because they'd either use something that already exists (facial recognition software) or have ai make it
Words are cool
Bomb is are sah
I don't speak German
fake ass morons faking their credentials
no one should have to deal with them
While we're at it, lots of things should be..
Outlaw medicine
But some things should never be.
Unless you make 500K+ per year, no hospital or doctors
If they do good job Sah, wot problem?
Nize ur beek pussyclaat
I bet one Floridan man can end a few wars if you enable em.
????
Also remove lawyers for individuals
Reintroduce trial by combat
Bring back firing squad
Pistol duels in the courtroom
You speak German right?
It's not a problem until it becomes a problem. That's when you need competent professionals.
🗣️ Bring back hangings, firing lines and beheadings as valid options for the death penalty!

Remove warrants as a concept
Triple student debt
No, remove schools
Perhaps you can use your substantial linguistic skills to establish some form of communication with this creature
We need more professionals, but something is bleeding the minds of the peoples which causes less professionals. We must investigate.
If the defendant has stones placed upon their chest and sinks in water, then they are innocent. If they float then they are guilty
If you reduce the qualifications necessary you can have more professionals
Turn schools into barracks for child soldiers
Simpler times
Imperium of Man Zealot approved
Remove separation of church and state
aren't you already american
trvthnvke
Nah but my religion prevents me from operating medicine on anyone who is not in my demographic
fortunately I can soon decline service based on my religious preferences
🙃
True and real
cringe
That's what I said
no, you said "True and real" 🤓
Semantics
He’s doing analysis, deport him
We don't have a dedicated church government though, just fellow religious people in government. If the OG church had any power in government over here.. it be a blood bath.
You'd see heretics purge by the dozen backed by the strongest military ever in the world.
It's not as draconian as some people make it out to be over here in America.
Not for lack of trying
It's actually very chill. People take our freedoms and rights over here for granted.
I fr only feel happy only working or taking exams
If it was really that bad, the whole world would launch d-day levels of invasion on us on multiple fronts while recorded as world record of mass death throughout human history.
Minus the whole nuke concept
give the arbites relic blade ill be happy
sigh
Gotta clock back into work soon..
Funny small axe better
I can’t wait for my shift to start
I’m so fucking bored
I should’ve taken more classes this summer
I've been both the fuckwit that causes problems. And the guy who fixes problems caused by fuckwits. That's why I'm saying these things.
Get used to it. Lol
Nah
That small axe is capped
It literally won't hurt a 4th target
Wooo, time to go back to work and pretend I'm being productive.
It's a literal shit weapon
Moon kindred
My propaganda has worked wonders
I'm immune to propaganda
I know the truth is hard to swallow
Because the infantryman's primer has all the information I need
Well yes. I had a corporate job. I started to hate the idea of having a job at all because of it. Don't lecture me about it.
got em !
I shall not lecture you about it then. Moon kindred.
worst in the mission in the entirety of darktide has to be orthus offensive bar none
each and every time i see that fuckass mission load in whenever i'm doing quickplay i immediately leave
because fuck that
Imagine
I helped design the networks of the hospitals in this country. Did B2B work connecting clients, contractors, companies together - deals that amounted to millions of euros. What did I get? What do I have to show for it? Not much at all.
Such is life in the Adeptus Administratum.
Big E takes all the credit
Gloriana 
Well what it did get me, was an unyielding sense of hanging every politician from the lamp posts. So that's something?
That one mission with the ledges at the beginning, what is it called?
The one where you turn on generators or something.
gloriana
Then take a very long elevator to snow land.
Oh lol
Immortal hatred of all authority. That's something you can't buy.
Yeah that mission my randos die a lot or rage quit, I go through a few full rotations of all new strike teams. Until I'm at the ending part. The Gunners on certain difficulty massacre the unprepared, plus the unfortunate accidents at the beginning.
I only survived because I bonk everything to death.
As Arby's
if i see an arbitrator player i will more likely than not hate them
because holy fuck are they either the most incompetent mouth breathing, window licking, paint chip eating, booger picking, dogshit crayon connoisseurs you've ever seen
or the most deadbeat fuckass nerd i've ever seen
if i could euthanize them i would
but alas
😼
Me when I see a lonzer zealot
me when I see a smyker
loner zealots are acceptable for one reason and one reason only: their penance
I spent a year of my life in a concrete cube and then did 5 years getting an engineering degree. The system did nothing for me, even when I did everything for it.
why does smyker feel like a slur
smykers are alright for low level CC elsewise i want to castrate them with my teeth
smyker (derogatory)
it's not a slur until someone says smyka
your chat ? this is MY chat uncle
I'm thinking, should I bomb the tax office, the migration department, or the parliament building?
Nah fuck them and fuck the penance
I should go complete that penance
Keep hitting smh
My simple mind does not know what caps are
Perhaps not. I am convinced. I will not bomb a government building.
ah yes because the arbitrator needs more overtuned weaponry
why not give them the plasma gun too?
actually nah let's give them a bolter rifle
I just want him to get that rotary grenade launcher at some point, i'll be happy then
i want him
deleted
arbitrators have totally and utterly fucked the balance that this game strived to achieve
If I were to commit such an act I could not keep feeding my cat. And I love my cat.
You cant keep it from me forever, my ogryn will one day have his own bolter, i believe it
(and still fails to achieve)
First time?
ogryn is the only class that actually deserves it
nope


