general-chat

[little marten]

its not out till weekend right?

[rose pine]

Got a friend of mine the game, man had a collumitive 4600+ hours in Street fighter games.

The second he found out how Potemkin worked, it turned from fighting, into him command grabbing me into command grabs.

[jade stump]

Most you need to know as someone who doesn’t know a lick of cyberpunk, she’s got this shiny string she uses to rend people as well as being able to hack into lad’s cybernetics to disable/disrupt

[rose pine]

TL;DR oneshotting Potemkin.

[somber stream]

Yes, preload

[stable fox]

[round mica]

we are also getting a sledgehammer with a bipod

[little marten]

lmao preload i bet you still use a pencil case too

[orchid lynx]

Thats kinda how u play him

[rose pine]

WHAT IS SHE DOING TO ME POTEMKIN?!

It uurh, seems like she's hacking into your balls, Chipp.

[somber stream]

I have a pen holder shaped like an Oil barrel

[little marten]

hmm.. imma give that one a pass, just this once tho

[jade stump]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-edgerunners-lucy-hacking-linux-users-gif-26750192

[round mica]

speaking of bf6

i just started my preload

[orchid lynx]

Looking pretty good for now

[round mica]

kinda early for the preload tho isn’t it?

[round mica]

everything looks great BUT for the movement to me

the bfbc2 3D map and destruction with the look of bf3/4 is perfect

but that movement man..

[orchid lynx]

I just want a decent bf game

[round mica]

i hope streamers don’t ruin this game

[somber stream]

It's gon be gud

[little marten]

Hype detected

Time him out

[round mica]

some fuckwads are calling for the game to have ranked

like uh

NO

[somber stream]

Yeah hang the cunt

[orchid lynx]

Last good one we got was bf1 but not for everyone

[round mica]

battlefield has never been a competitive game, like you have you competitive players but never a ranked mode

ranked would kill this game before it even comes out

[marsh iris]

had a blast with BF3

[stable fox]

Never played any

[obtuse oak]

Beta already started

[marsh iris]

bf4 not so much

[stable fox]

Because i had no money

[orchid lynx]

Based and true

[little marten]

8-10th

[round mica]

the closed beta yeah

[river elbow]

The memories on that game was peak. The whistling as you make a final push on a Breakthrough Objective was straight from a movie.

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReusTs0Vbo&ab_channel=InternetHistorian

[little marten]

You forgot to take out your asmr mic

[rose pine]

Holy shit

[obtuse oak]

Early access

[rose pine]

only 1 year and 6 months.

[little marten]

Wait the open beta is NOW?!

[obtuse oak]

The closed open beta is now

The open open beta is this weekend

[little marten]

Ahhh ok

[obtuse oak]

Or now? Soon?

[orchid lynx]

This game almost played like a movie

[obtuse oak]

I saw someone i know already playing

[round mica]

i enjoy how modern the operators look

[little marten]

Did they preorder?

[round mica]

not this futuristic ass shit

[marsh iris]

play the closed open before open closed

[somber stream]

Selected few i think

[obtuse oak]

He's a content creator so probably that

[round mica]

but i am kinda disappointed there is a battlepass, but hopefully its a decent one

[fair bridge]

let's go boys

[round mica]

should’ve expected a BP in this gaming economy

[stable fox]

35gb? I thought it would be 100

[fair bridge]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2807960/Battlefield_6/

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you can just join the playtest lol

[round mica]

from official leaks the full game isn’t gonna be that big in general

[marsh iris]

probably just MP portion

[stable fox]

Most of modern games are heavy as KARK

[fair bridge]

actually no

[stable fox]

Including remastered oblivion

[fair bridge]

if you pre-order (like an idiot) you can play the beta early

[little marten]

Leveloution

[stable fox]

I have had experience with pre-ordering Classic collection

[fair bridge]

but you can pre-load it now to play the open portion later

[stable fox]

Never again

[fair bridge]

nice of them

[fiery wave]

Hilarious when HD mods alone don't usually bog it that much.

[round mica]

atleast it’s not like some games where the beta is only available if you pre order

[fair bridge]

who the fuck is still playing evolve

[little marten]

Evolve is such a hidden gem 💀

[stable fox]

I just don't like downloading the games with such big gb count

[rose pine]

Evolve is a good game, without the Microtransaction nightmare.

[stable fox]

I have free space on pc but I'm perfectionist

[marsh iris]

shit flopped so hard

[round mica]

drg: let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear

[marsh iris]

so many things it could be

[round mica]

[fiery wave]

I will, but uninstall quick cos need room for other games.

[round mica]

i think DRG in total is like

2 gigs

[stable fox]

I love drg

[tacit geode]

75 gigs and can go down to 55 gigs depending on what you want installed according to EA

[fiery wave]

Is 6gb... but that's due to 5 billion music mods.

[stable fox]

Probably the one of a few games that makes me feel better when coming back

[round mica]

still not bad

look at cod.. it’s nearly like 200 gigs for everything

[little marten]

guys shall we do some havoc 40

[somber stream]

Not bad? It's very good considering the average AAA game these day

[round mica]

even with just MP cod is like 150 gigs

fucking insane

[somber stream]

Bloated stuff

[round mica]

and the game doesn’t even look that good

with BF6 that shit looks premium

and only 75?

[little marten]

nicki minaj ass textures in 160 languages

[somber stream]

No MW2019 was actually kinda fire

[solar horizon]

bro i feel like people are intentionally sabotaging my havoc runs

[little marten]

london simulator

[solar horizon]

just for me to not get havoc rank 40

[round mica]

because it was something actually new, but then 5 games came out after it riding off the tailcoat

but i will give that game credit

i also like the newer black ops too, not this new one

the zombies were fun

[round mica]

did you ask them?

@somber stream my bf6 beta is downloaded, we should play during the weekend

[fair bridge]

can i play too Bro 👉 👈

[round mica]

yes

i hope there is cross play enabled during the beta

[somber stream]

Should? Nah.

Will

[round mica]

surely there is right?

[orchid lynx]

Good thing i started talking in this chat ill have something to do during the trainraid

[fiery wave]

Sometimes, they also need to look in the mirror.

[round mica]

karien throwing shade

[fair bridge]

interesting

[fiery wave]

Trainraid?

[viscid spire]

Holy moly heresy difficulty iz hard

[fair bridge]

you will learn

you will grow

[jade stump]

My strive is fully reinstalled @rose pine

[fiery wave]

I mean, is truth. Even if you sometimes don't wanna see it.

[orchid lynx]

Ride* my phone is being stupid

[brazen pelican]

It can be both a ride and a raid.

[round mica]

so basically, if you’re a shitter you’re staying in console lobbies?

[solar horizon]

i told them it was my final rank up

[orchid lynx]

I can make that work

[solar horizon]

true survivor psyker instantly downs themselves with peril

[fiery wave]

Ah, but then you get convos you have no clue about, heh.

[fair bridge]

pretty much!!

[brazen pelican]

Steal some biomass for me! And all the Monster.

[round mica]

i don’t really understand this logic, because even when i played COD on console i shit on pc players all the time

[orchid lynx]

It is what it is

[round mica]

aim assist to me was a hindrance

not an aid

[orchid lynx]

Ill consider it

[solar horizon]

dude, true survivor psykers down themselves on purpose or something

because its

[fair bridge]

they used data they got from 2042 to reach this conclusion

[solar horizon]

ALWAYS

the true survivor psykers

[fair bridge]

they can always change it later if it doesn't work out

[round mica]

a dead game

[solar horizon]

and i dont get true survivor because of them

[round mica]

😔

[fair bridge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[round mica]

i think that’s kinda dumb

[pale spruce]

[round mica]

i would probably poop a lot of PC players anyways, let me AT THEM

[drowsy lynx]

I had one do it in the first 3-4 minutes of a match yesterday and as soon as the detonation animation started, he started pinging "go here" on the ground below him frantically

[fair bridge]

u poop ?

[solar horizon]

i didnt get true survivor 17 times because a true survivor psyker decided to just die from peril for fun

[round mica]

6 times a day

[solar horizon]

and GATEKEEP true survivor

[round mica]

7 days a week

[fair bridge]

waow

[round mica]

30 days a month not including leap year

[drowsy lynx]

Yes, we can see you exploded. Easy to notice when there's no enemies around lol

[drowsy lynx]

You don't poop for the entirety of leap year? Impressive

[round mica]

gotta hold it in

[brazen pelican]

Gonna be the most fucked up fireworks show on New Years.

[round mica]

i guess you could call it a.. shit show

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laugh-out-loud-lol-lol-laughing-out-loud-chuckle-gif-6361682020094270006

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-rofl-gif-16283156126577177062

[little marten]

what is there purpose here

[jade stump]

Aurafarming

[round mica]

reminds me of when i was a kid and had those hulk fist gloves

[rose pine]

Lesss gooo

[rose pine]

@jade stump Gotta finish this before anything though

[round mica]

Beileve it or not but this is what peak male performance looks like

[jade stump]

Very dope drawing, take your time

[rose pine]

Just some sketching tbh, but thamks.

[round mica]

Wow

[orchid lynx]

But can u draw them getting rations

[jade stump]

I’ll smash my head into some arcade mode till then, it’s been too long since I’ve strived

[rose pine]

Already got em

[orchid lynx]

Damn

There is a lot of artists on this server huh?

[round mica]

fire

[round mica]

@prime crystal is a pretty good artist too

he drew one of my ogryns

[orchid skiff]

hum how many ogryns do you own

[somber stream]

Dang, that looks gooood

[round mica]

3

[orchid lynx]

There is also this guy @somber stream

[somber stream]

Hmm?

I'm not an Ogryn wtf

[orchid lynx]

Not an ogryn

[jade stump]

Cool artist

[orchid lynx]

Talking about artists on the discord

[somber stream]

Ah ye, me draw

[round mica]

my three ogryns are

Smorgas
Hunk
Spleensplitta

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tombstone-gun-fight-duel-show-down-johnny-ringo-gif-22371884

[modest flume]

Meanwhile some of the best players I've seen are on xbox in this game

[round mica]

contemplated making a new one and calling him Moegryn53rd with the havoc set

[orchid lynx]

Would go hard

I dont play ogryns but thay fill me with joy

I give them stickers

[round mica]

Ogryn fun

[somber stream]

Same, their presence ease my mind

[pale spruce]

how it feels to lie for no reason

[jade stump]

Felt, I love ammomuling for any I find in pubs

[round mica]

we oggies give you a sense of security

and love

and passion

Slap heretics, protect lil uns just abit o Banter

and a nice rump touch

[modest flume]

How it feels to tell the truth which is so ridiculous you know people won't believe you

[pale spruce]

there isnt a single online game where i havent seen console players being complete dookie

[orchid skiff]

let them have this one just once

[orchid lynx]

I already have 5 ogryns calling me boss live cant get better

[round mica]

it just depends on the person, i’ve seen pc players who are absolute bots

[lilac sapphire]

Or playing with 10 mods and still shit

[round mica]

just because you have better hardware doesn’t make you a better gamer

[pale spruce]

nobody said anything about hardware

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-it-me-magnus-gif-9524394949049333963

[marsh iris]

i find most clueless darktide players cute but that is just me

[somber stream]

Nonsense, you're measured. Got skillz

[noble bloom]

fun fact

[pale spruce]

i find them cute until they blow up 50 poxbursters around me

[brazen pelican]

Nu-uh!

[round mica]

you aren’t bad even though we played only 1 mission together

[noble bloom]

the FN five seven has a debuff against poor people

[somber stream]

Yuh-uh, that's 2 to 1

[solar horizon]

i swear, people genuinely is just sabotaging my havoc runs

[brazen pelican]

Evil, ganging up on me like that.

[round mica]

I'm pretty trash at darktide but I'll have you know I'm prestige master

[round mica]

yeah it’s called a fast fucking round that penetrates

[solar horizon]

IM ON LAST WOUND AND WERE FAR FROM MED STATION AND THEY WONT USE THAT MED STIM ON ME

THEN PUSED A POX BUSTER

RIGHT INTO MY FACE

i

[marsh iris]

when they run up to poxbursters with melee out but just swinging it instead of pushing 😭

[solar horizon]

genuinely cant

[modest flume]

Average Darktide shenanigans

[pale spruce]

i kind of just stare at them like this for the rest of the game

[orchid lynx]

Ill join since i also played one

3 to 1

[brazen pelican]

When they see you go to push a burster and shoot them every time.

[little marten]

just dodge

[solar horizon]

THAT WAS MY FINAL HAVOC RANK UP

[noble bloom]

the gun is somehow more expensive than a used Toyota, the ammo cost 4x more than 9mm and it has polymer tip so you just giving poor people micro plastic

[solar horizon]

[modest flume]

Then let's fix that

[brazen pelican]

I can take you all.

[solar horizon]

i deranked into 38

im

in shambles

[noble bloom]

i learn about that from my lawyer before he betrayed me in a lawsuit against my elementary school teacher who broke my arm

[jade stump]

I’d offer to help but my havoc rank is 24

[wooden creek]

[round mica]

well that’s okay, because here soon the gun market market will be flooded in cheap SIG p320s

[jade stump]

I’d get swisscheesed

[glacial shoal]

[round mica]

just buy 5 of those

[glacial shoal]

Hey all

How we doin

[modest flume]

If you're still down for Havoc I can help

[solar horizon]

i play asia.....

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-wave-smile-scooter-xqc-gif-18469547

[glacial shoal]

[noble bloom]

2 dollars per sig. i heard the US army had to bust open ww2 era box of 1911 because of it

[orchid lynx]

Lets ask Karien as well and then see

[brazen pelican]

:<

[obtuse oak]

that 2nd name is very close to being really good

[fiery wave]

You should play heresy/malice. It's the wild west. XD

[solar horizon]

@modest flume that guy who hogged the med stim

called me

"youre a fucking deadweight"

[pale spruce]

hunk

[solar horizon]

as if he didnt hog the med stim

[pale spruce]

like the guy from resident evil

[modest flume]

[solar horizon]

AND pushed the pox burster

into my face

[pale spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-4-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-remake-hunk-mercenaries-gif-11547606927109089646

[modest flume]

This is why I let others have the med stims

[glacial shoal]

My ogryn is named runk tbf lmao

[modest flume]

If they die while holding it, I can pick it up off of them

[brazen pelican]

Squints in Swedish.

[modest flume]

Also the other stims are usually more useful anyways

[noble bloom]

you know how fucking booty cheeks the sig p320 is when you got the MF army brought back the 1911 back because of it

[brazen pelican]

[brazen pelican]

Imagine using stimms.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/aiming-hunk-resident-evil-desert-eagle-gun-gif-3517744513771144273

[pale spruce]

i love hunk

[glacial shoal]

Does that mean something in Swedish

[orchid lynx]

Yeah u keep them for the emperor

[glacial shoal]

[round mica]

i will not tolerate m1911 hatred

[brazen pelican]

Yes. It does.

[glacial shoal]

Is it a bad thing

[brazen pelican]

I don't pick them up.

[round mica]

Classic firearm

[fiery wave]

Is our buggy reeeeeeeeeeee at not being good at vet again?

[noble bloom]

no i hate sig

[brazen pelican]

No, in general.

[noble bloom]

and glock guzzlers

[round mica]

i’ve been saying since 2017 sig is a shit fucking company

[brazen pelican]

Kinda. A bit of self-love.

[round mica]

but everyone batted an eye

[wooden creek]

Depends on who you ask

[fiery wave]

Buggy is fine tbh.

[glacial shoal]

Oh lmao

I see

[fiery wave]

I heard buggy complaining about vet again.

[brazen pelican]

No, I refuse.

[round mica]

if you want the best overall personal handguns, glock and HK are the gold standard

https://tenor.com/view/rpx-syria-mic-drop-gif-19149907

[brazen pelican]

Glöck.

[fiery wave]

Oh, are you saying you are good then? Okay.

[noble bloom]

who gonna win

sigger vs glock guzzlers in twitter

[brazen pelican]

No. I will not partake in your Tzeentchian schemes!

[round mica]

glock 100%

[orchid lynx]

Glóck

[round mica]

because glocks are infinitely more reliable than anything sig has ever manufactured

[jade stump]

The makeup artist since they’re gettin paid to help both

[orchid lynx]

Just admit it

[little marten]

nice big glock

[glacial shoal]

Also, I hope yall are having a good day peeps

[brazen pelican]

:<

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/oldlady-icecream-glockenspiel-gif-15040317

[noble bloom]

the horse juice drinkers? glock is hella mid

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/gatty-anime-gif-20949439

[mighty fractal]

siggers are the worst

[somber stream]

Hot

[noble bloom]

to be a sig fan is to have a botched lobotomy

[round mica]

glock is great, but my heart will always be for HK

[viral vapor]

kill

[marsh iris]

only fired a P226, kinda nice

[little marten]

i used a shotgun last winter and my jeans almost fell down

[viral vapor]

glocks feel foreign in my hand grip. like not made for a human hand.

[round mica]

my everyday carry is an HK P30

love my baby

[glacial shoal]

All this gun talk and I've never even held one

[marsh iris]

trying to shoot a jeanstealer?

[brazen pelican]

Don't shoot my friends!

[noble bloom]

borchardt is peak

[little marten]

damn i never considered

[noble bloom]

fruity ahh jean stealers

[round mica]

this is peak

Those fish wouldn't even know what just hit them

[noble bloom]

imagine it loaded with a really hot 577, that wrist gonna rotate 360°

[fiery wave]

Wot? What are you pulling buggy? Or are you telling us you god gamer?

[brazen pelican]

This is true since fish has no concept of firearms.

[brazen pelican]

Far from it. Please carry, Carry-en!

[somber stream]

Is that a 50. pistol

A mother fucking 50. pistol

[round mica]

fuck no

[somber stream]

Oh wait yeah no

[round mica]

if that was a .50 and he one handed that? would be gone

[noble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-drop-fish-explode-fish-fish-release-i-respect-fish-gif-9501204744154561618

[round mica]

from my memory it shoots a mouser round

[noble bloom]

Turkish Mauser ammo

[orchid lynx]

Yeah i heard that too. Wierd right?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[brazen pelican]

Cease and fucking desist.

[fiery wave]

I heard you wanna carry us.

[brazen pelican]

I would if I could.

[fiery wave]

True, perhaps it's just shared understanding.

[marsh iris]

carry me

[noble bloom]

@round mica is thier a fictional gun you wanna see real

[brazen pelican]

Ask Karien, she hard carries.

[orchid lynx]

May be

[round mica]

yes

[noble bloom]

to me is couple of weapons from quar

[round mica]

i forget the name of the anime, but the scene is a guy in a desert and his pulls out a rifle from his coat and the barrel is like 50 feet long

He looks like a happy chap

it’s a movie

[rose pine]

Finally, a suitable Handpistol for ogryn

[noble bloom]

its a bull pup ptrs 41 that can somehow snipe the zeppelin engine

like its so strong that originally is a pintal mount

[fiery wave]

Ah well, buggy will understand some day.

[brazen pelican]

I only understand biomass.

[noble bloom]

wanna hear something funny, quar standard rifle ammo shoots a 50 cal

yet you got the crusader decided to have a 20mm heavy rifle

[fiery wave]

REJECTED.

[noble bloom]

basically it could theoretically one tap a space marine

from a headshot

[round mica]

warhammer reference????

[noble bloom]

like the head is just gone

[fiery wave]

If you only understand that, Lots of biomass gud, right? So you are a load of it.

[noble bloom]

is quar

[little marten]

just ask them nicely to remove their own head

[brazen pelican]

I cannot argue with this logic.

[round mica]

idk maaaaan

[brazen pelican]

Heard old Swarmlord is good at removing extremities from Space Marines.

[round mica]

that looks really similar to a bolter

[fiery wave]

See, buggy gud.

[orchid lynx]

2 commissars just screaming to the vents "ur good at the game"

[noble bloom]

well is just basically a mix between a 20mm anti tank rifles and a grenade launcher

[brazen pelican]

Am bug. ..oOwOo..

[little marten]

Sounds like bugpeople propaganda 🤔

[fiery wave]

Need to shout louder, maybe.

[brazen pelican]

Ask Papa Smurf.

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-gif-20236156

[orchid lynx]

Hello sister

[ripe tangle]

Greetings Commissar.

[fiery wave]

Holds out a box of cookies. Yes and?

[little marten]

Hey sis 💅

[brazen pelican]

Biomass! :3

[ripe tangle]

is it acceptable to drink beer at 10 in the morning?

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/arp0892-cat-sneak-food-gif-14731978

[orchid lynx]

Let me just voice of command real quick

[little marten]

If u put egg in

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

thank you!

[supple thorn]

Yes. always.

[fiery wave]

Cookies, yes.

[brazen pelican]

Beer was considered a breakfast in several cultures throughout history.

[orchid lynx]

I do that so yeah

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/borg-cube-star-trek-picard-borg-starship-giant-cub-massive-cube-paramount-plus-gif-21802735

[noble bloom]

@round mica so yeah quar vehcles has thier own rules they have which is basically nothing like Warhammer

[fiery wave]

You don't have it all the time?

[noble bloom]

like the most feared armored vehicles is a metal beast that eats any shell and spits out a 162mm shell that is so packed that virtually no tank cant survive besides heavy tanks

[orchid lynx]

I do but i dont want to burst people eardrums by just talking to them

[noble bloom]

yet it looks like a mobile fridge

[somber stream]

@little marten Playing?

[brazen pelican]

So does the KV-2.

[noble bloom]

is basically a kv2 with 80%head and 20% legs

[fiery wave]

Ah, true. But I think we need to cause the vents to reverb for buggy to get it.

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/dolor-cabeza-pillow-sleeping-tired-gif-15945019

[little marten]

Now?

[orchid lynx]

U want me to throw some frags as well?

[somber stream]

Aye, now

[noble bloom]

look at it

[little marten]

Sure just gonna go loo

[noble bloom]

its goofy but cool

[brazen pelican]

That has to be inspired by the KV-2.

[somber stream]

Strike team 69, as per usual

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[orchid lynx]

[noble bloom]

atlease thier is other design they use like the ailthean

[fiery wave]

Eh. Wanna wake buggy?

[orchid lynx]

Thats what we are trying to do right?

[noble bloom]

quar

[round mica]

One of the crew has a little coffee mug

[noble bloom]

yes

[round mica]

Everyone needs their caffeine

[noble bloom]

cooks are protected

cuz they made the good shit

like moth cakes

[round mica]

moth balls

https://tenor.com/view/angry-moth-noises-gif-14599400

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-pit-celebration-weird-dance-gif-5571096

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

I fucking love moths, they're so cute.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ubeemoth-gif-5563969062687419651

[brazen pelican]

LÄÄÄÄÄÄÄMP!

[fair bridge]

this plumber hasn't turned up yet

kinda pisses me off

[noble bloom]

the food

[fair bridge]

i have stuff to do today

[brazen pelican]

They'll be there sometime between 08-16.

[noble bloom]

enjoy @brazen pelican

[brazen pelican]

:<

[fair bridge]

i Better get kissed

[round mica]

the year was 2017, people discovered moths and lamps, and the meme of moths wanting to eat lamps started

the world never changed after that

[noble bloom]

thats quar foods which is bugs

[orchid lynx]

Good times

[noble bloom]

since they are ant eaters

that explains the snoot

[fair bridge]

did a maelstrom with randos

it was very fun

[noble bloom]

and birds don't exist and you have massive bugs

[fair bridge]

some guy kept shooting poxbursters and everyone started shooting at him

[brazen pelican]

"We'll be there between the hours 08.00 and 16.00, but we need the code to enter."
"Oh, it's something in-between 0000 and 9999."

[fair bridge]

he said sorry :( in chat

[round mica]

my bad

[noble bloom]

@brazen pelican so how you think of quar

[fair bridge]

i was going to respond to this with something inappropriate but i've grown and matured in the 10 seconds since i had that thought and i will simply reply with "yes, that would be humorous, indeed!"

[round mica]

birds are just a government psyop

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-flex-flexing-tongue-out-wwe-gif-16447327

[brazen pelican]

Eating bugs is not good. :<

[noble bloom]

literally that the food source

[brazen pelican]

But I am the bug that eats, not the bug that gets eaten. :<

[round mica]

wait until you hear about all the worms ate as children

are worms considered bugs?

[brazen pelican]

No, they are invertebrates.

[round mica]

what about outervertebres

[lapis spear]

Those are just called vertebrates

[round mica]

lame

[twilit cedar]

Vegetables?

[round mica]

gren ben

[twilit cedar]

Wait

Fav energy drink guys?

[round mica]

i heard @brazen pelican hates monster

[inland mantle]

Water

[round mica]

redbull peach nectarine

I dont enjoy monster

[twilit cedar]

I never tried any other than original

[round mica]

Redbulls good

[twilit cedar]

The zero sugar monster is okey

Otherwise it's like 60g of sugars 😭

[round mica]

anyone remember Venom energy

I liked those punched ones iirc?

[twilit cedar]

Sounds devious

[round mica]

or uh

No5

with the twist top lid

[twilit cedar]

Nos?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/nos-heart-24-oz-24-oz-nos-drink-gif-14080665199142288501

yes

[twilit cedar]

I never saw this in uk 😭

It looks so cool

[round mica]

it’s the shit that gets you wired

do you have rockstar energy in the uk?

[twilit cedar]

Yeah

[round mica]

Nos!

https://tenor.com/view/rockstar-energy-drink-energy-drink-fireworks-gif-14854482

Nos is good

[twilit cedar]

I didn't see it for a while tjo

[round mica]

The purple Rockstar is also peak

[twilit cedar]

I think I had the blue one once

I saw an irn bru energy drink other day 500ml

Chunky can

[round mica]

Woah

[noble bloom]

nerd

[round mica]

I love iron bru

[twilit cedar]

There's a purple irn bru

Maverick Berry?

[round mica]

Never tried it

irn bru looks like the UK version of fanta

Only had the little cans

[rose pine]

@jade stump Sorry boss, didn't see the time, I need to get some dinner and do some chores, but after I'm ready.
Also, have little weird mail delivery-creature-bat-thing.

[round mica]

And there like 3$ a can

[twilit cedar]

Dn

Damn

[twilit cedar]

Wtf

Here the 500ml can is like 80p

£0.80

[round mica]

It's imported

[twilit cedar]

Ahh

[round mica]

I'm in nz

[twilit cedar]

That makess semse

[round mica]

isn’t irn bru super popular in scotland

[twilit cedar]

Hey that's australia

[twilit cedar]

I think it's from Scotland so prob

[round mica]

Yea it's why it's so sugary cause of the weather there

https://tenor.com/view/becagify-irn-bru-heart-locket-gif-16561599356041676953

They invented the deep fried Mars bar

[twilit cedar]

Sounds like a disaster

[round mica]

Have you guys tried tablet?

[jade stump]

no worries thanks for the headsup

[round mica]

It's actually really good

[mental jasper]

is 390 16% toughness good enough

or do i have to commit 17% toughness

[twilit cedar]

ooo

[round mica]

It'll do for now untill you get one

Unless you have the melkbux to keep trying ?

[twilit cedar]

What is that

[round mica]

It's like a condensed bar of something so nice and caramely and sweet it's texture is soft it's kinda stretchy but like brush your teeth after

[twilit cedar]

Fudge?

[round mica]

Its kinda similar texture wise

To like a Russian fudge

[twilit cedar]

Sounds cool

Mochi?

[round mica]

Never tried it

[twilit cedar]

Ah no, I thought u were talking about mochi 😭

[pallid urchin]

They serve it in McDonald's, so yes.

[twilit cedar]

Wait what

[round mica]

Ohh mb

[twilit cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/biolit-gif-14971939248881135206

[mental jasper]

i hate burgle so much

[twilit cedar]

Burger

[pallid urchin]

https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/product/irn-bru-medium.html

[twilit cedar]

Damn I need to go mcdonalds

[south jetty]

Few discord servers where people will link McDonald's like that

you have to appreciate it

[timid rapids]

Have servers been acting up today? I've been getting a lot of lag and disconnects. Doesn't seem to be on my end.

[fair bridge]

servers have been scuffed for the past couple weeks

it might improve when fatshark devs return from vacation

[twilit cedar]

Real

[south jetty]

look at my Ethiopian sambusas now

[fair bridge]

nice

[twilit cedar]

They look ni e

Nice

Share

Throw one across the planet

[south jetty]

nice and spice

[twilit cedar]

Potatoes peas and onion?

[south jetty]

you want my sambusas sooooo bad it makes you look foolish

There's some corn in there too

[twilit cedar]

Samosa not sambusa right?

[south jetty]

Interchangeable

[round mica]

chat

i think i may like marvels rivals a little bit

[twilit cedar]

I see, I never heard sambusa becor

[twilit cedar]

Noooo

[round mica]

went pretty hard as the thing

[twilit cedar]

Is that ogryn

Rock ogryn

[round mica]

[twilit cedar]

[round mica]

the thing is pretty damn good

[sullen robin]

noobusas

[round mica]

i like his playstyle

up in your face brawler

able to close to the distance by jumping directly on people

and his charged up punch you can spam that has RANGE

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-its-clobberin-time-clobbering-time-fantastic-four-marvel-gif-33139443797575435

[south jetty]

For every person who starts playing Marvel Rivals I'm gonna play 2 hrs of Overwatch 2

[orchid skiff]

wtf happened to the thing

why is he twinkified

[sullen robin]

top 10 fates worse then death

[round mica]

like in the new movie?

no idea

[south jetty]

they need to appeal to the brain rotted masses somehow

joking

[round mica]

bring back the early 2000s live action thing

https://tenor.com/view/thing-fantastic-four-gif-9183135

[south jetty]

Self flagellation for people who engage in nerd and dork activities

I have spanakopita for now

[round mica]

ranch dressing

[south jetty]

no

[round mica]

yes

that’s ranch

idc what you say

[south jetty]

don't taste like no ranch

[round mica]

then what are you gonna tell me it is

[south jetty]

tzatziki

[twilit cedar]

Thic rock man was pretty cool

[round mica]

middle eastern ranch

[south jetty]

True

[twilit cedar]

I was always worried if his skin hurt him

[south jetty]

Superior ranch

[round mica]

idk man restaurant style ranch is killer

[south jetty]

Depends on what it's for

[round mica]

i like mine with fries

and chicken nuggies

or tenders

[south jetty]

yeah that's a good choice the fries

tenders too

[round mica]

sometimes even putting a little ranch on some pepperoni pizza can hit the spot

[round mica]

isn’t tzatziki yogurt based

[woven hill]

'ear me out 'ere shouty

ranch on bites on rashuns every so offen

but eat the crust with ranch

[modest flume]

God, Carnival in Havoc SUCKS

[woven hill]

let me 'elp you out 'ere shouty

[inland mantle]

Cant relate I liked mercantile but its already gone lmao

[round mica]

shouty? i am no filthy zealot

[woven hill]

carnival sucks

[inland mantle]

Communion sucks tho 100%

[modest flume]

Nah I like the map, but, in Havoc? Horrible

Gunner/sniper alley

[inland mantle]

Nah it was fun

[south jetty]

Yeah

[modest flume]

LTs and BoN before you even can put the interrogator down

[round mica]

yogurt is goated

[inland mantle]

Ez thammer

[woven hill]

burgle fun to kill

[round mica]

just plain greek yogurt

[south jetty]

love yogurt

[round mica]

with some fruit

[woven hill]

i like shooting

[ancient tinsel]

Communion is great.

[south jetty]

plain Greek yogurt with a little honey feels so bougie

so simple, so good

[spark plume]

I think I've found my wife in Bali

[round mica]

yet it’s so simple

[inland mantle]

bridge at the end hell nah

Gunner hell

[round mica]

maybe add some chopped up almonds

[ancient tinsel]

I just had oatmeal with monkfruit sweetener.

[spark plume]

Add slices of banana too and you've got a party

[south jetty]

What about dates.....

put some dates in it

[round mica]

have you guys heard of Mad Honey?

[spark plume]

I just went to a beach club in Bali with the woman I've been in contact with since last year, then went to karaoke, then cuddled for 2 hours talking

Beat that bitch

[round mica]

those are a nice treat

can’t eat too many

gonna make you shit the bed

[spark plume]

Yes, Joe Rogan, we have

[south jetty]

I'm not into that. I'll take the oatmeal

[elder hare]

holy shit storm area 51 was 6 years ago

[round mica]

who

[ancient tinsel]

I mean.. I'm dating a doctor and make $500K working at Meta? Is that.. beaten?

[spark plume]

Well yes, I was just comparing my situation with Greek yoghurt

[south jetty]

I have a cat and can draw

[inland mantle]

Though the one thing I hate about this rotation of havoc is blight is back... Like why FS no one likes that modifier it's just not fun

[ancient tinsel]

Lol then where did the woman from Bali and cuddling come from

[elder stone]

Bro i wake up and my lower teeth are all in pain🚬

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[spark plume]

I'm just happy and floating in love like cartoon characters when they smell a pie on a window

[round mica]

dental hygiene brother

[south jetty]

why does it matter if she from Bali

[ancient tinsel]

Happy for you

[round mica]

brush yo teefs

[ancient tinsel]

Are you a passport bro

How did you meet this girl

[spark plume]

It doesn't, but I met her here and I was conceived in Bali 30 years ago

It's destiny

Not the weird streamer btw

[south jetty]

Is she happy? Does she like crafting?

[cyan current]

maining zealot just to switch to psyker gave me brain damage

[south jetty]

I bet she'd love crochet

Crocheting is so fun

[ancient tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-barb-and-star-go-to-vista-del-mar-lets-dance-look-at-my-moves-time-to-dance-gif-19943969

[round mica]

Hassan Diddy Piker reference?

[elder stone]

Yes bro

[spark plume]

She's entrepreneurial. She cooks food from home and packages it into individual meals to sell to locals and stores for redistribution as well as cooking 200 meals for charity every Friday, and she's currently starting a venture into shisha since all the middle eastern tourists here pay out the nose for it

[elder stone]

It happened BECAUSE of a hygiene product

[ancient tinsel]

Brushing your teeth too much can be just as bad as not enough

I tell you hwat

[spark plume]

Yeah it wears the enamel away

This is common knowledge

Or maybe c'mon knowledge

[ancient tinsel]

I do fluoride toothpaste in the morning and nPA at night

[elder stone]

Whitening strips twins

It’s whitening strips

[ancient tinsel]

Oh

Yeah

[spark plume]

I just rawdog mouthwash toothpaste smoothies

[ancient tinsel]

That'll do it. It's literally bonding with your enamel

Causes that sensitivity

[spark plume]

Get sensodyne

I want to live here

Besides the poverty and corruption

And tropical diseases

And bad currency

Everything else though

[ancient tinsel]

Just move to Hawaii

[spark plume]

willingly moving from Australia to the US
2025
I seriously hope you don't do this

[ancient tinsel]

Lmao

Didn't know you were an Aussie

Yeah, I exist in the bubble that is Silicon Valley here

[elder stone]

Top 10 delusional blunders of all time

[spark plume]

Yes, you harvest peoples' data for Cuckerburger income

[tawny grail]

lol
"oh you mean <not the streamer just called out by name>?"

[round mica]

precisely

[spark plume]

Working in a high role for a social media company feels more morally dubious than being a defence attorney who only takes clients accused of child endangerment and murder

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/nabatiricochet-gif-23716820

[ancient tinsel]

I actually work on the safety team

[twilit cedar]

Fireproof

[ancient tinsel]

I work there on the condition I am actually trying to improve things

Otherwise yeah, I turned them away the first two times they came knocking

[twilit cedar]

Tf

[spark plume]

Hey, working for the safety department of a weapons manufacturer is still working for a company that has the sole goal of killing people. Your employer's goal is just dystopically harvesting everyone's personal data for ad revenue

[round mica]

the boys after finding the beans at 3 AM

[ancient tinsel]

Meh. Can't change everything. 500K is 500K, too. 🤷

[spark plume]

Money before principles. I am going to judge you heavily. Now excuse me while I charge my phone built by child slave labour

(I am totally not a hypocrite)

[twilit cedar]

Lmao

[round mica]

hell yeah

[south jetty]

so she's based and if you don't treat her perfectly we can order your execution

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-2003-ang-lee-eric-bana-bite-gif-13477871278881333056

[inland mantle]

Your time has come 🗣️ 🔥

[elder merlin]

We must summon the @sleek harness

[inland mantle]

Just bait him out with some warp stone ez

[ancient violet]

This goes hard 😔

[modest flume]

See, that's the problem: No one is gutsy enough to THammer in Havoc

[inland mantle]

I am

[orchid skiff]

does it

[inland mantle]

Tho I will say it's better with a premade with pubs they tend to mess up the hammer onto captains...

[fair bridge]

do new players not know that they can kill hounds with their ranged weapons

also i'm again in a lobby with an xbox player who is mic'd up and yapping a lot

[inland mantle]

The randoms in this game arent very smart just like anyother pve game

[fair bridge]

just so weird

[somber stream]

Dying

[inland mantle]

👍

[marsh iris]

its darktide

[fair bridge]

especially in a maelstrom mission..............

xbox player: "they should make a perk where u always pick up med stimms"

what pisses me off is that i have game volume muted when the window isn't focused but that does not apply to voice chat

so i'm doing other shit on my second monitor while i'm waiting for rescue and still have to listen to this 40 year old man yap

[signal mason]

NGL anyone with always on talk suck donkey dong

[drowsy lynx]

If I wanted to see "rejected" again and again for hours I'd go job hunting

[stuck phoenix]

We are not getting good representation on our intelligence

Fucking hell

Not that we have much

Me and my brother went on console only in marvel rivals

We didn’t get out the starting door for more than 15 seconds

Very low average intelligence

[fair bridge]

nothing wrong with playing on console, i just want the option to never play any games with them ever

[nocturne bloom]

Play better then

[stuck phoenix]

They should make skill based matchmaking a thing in regular play

[nocturne bloom]

Compensate

[south jetty]

This is why you need old people playing games

[stuck phoenix]

My brother said he doesn’t play because he was fed up of people having better gear and being level 30 demolishing everything

[modest flume]

Literally every time I switch off my dedicated DH build I get them, but if I bring it then I don't get any

fucking A

[stuck phoenix]

Why do you disagree with me

It would be better

[south jetty]

There's no bigger badass than a guy named Jim in his 70s taking no prisoners and being really chill about it

[nocturne bloom]

SBMM is ass

Why would you put it in a pve game even

[stuck phoenix]

I would like to not have someone get demolished by 3 poxwalkers on my team

[lapis spear]

Skill based matchmaking in a casual PvE game are you fucking stupid

[elder merlin]

Beware old man Petrus

[south jetty]

If you wanna punish griefers and assholes, you can report them

[nocturne bloom]

So kill them before they get someone

Easy

[south jetty]

Old Man Astra

[stuck phoenix]

Casual PvE meanwhile the people in chat complaining because they got downed 4 times within 3 minutes

[elder merlin]

Who the fuck is that

[fair bridge]

lol no. this game isn't that serious.

[south jetty]

Me you fossilized fern frond

[nocturne bloom]

So give them advice

[lapis spear]

People complaining does not a competitive game make

[stuck phoenix]

If I want to have a fun game thats reasonably difficult I should have the ability to not have to go gambling for it

[ancient violet]

Nope nope nope nope nope

Worst take of the month, congratulations 🎉👏🎉👏🎉👏

[inland mantle]

See but then I get called a H40 elitist so no

[fair bridge]

you don't always need to win in order to have fun

[stuck phoenix]

I’d expect a level 13 arbitrator to know what to do

[lapis spear]

So get a premade then. Also you don't have to beat the game to have fun

[nocturne bloom]

I dont

Your first mistake was expecting anyone to know what to do

[stuck phoenix]

The thing is I lose half way through the level

My favourite bits are the final parts

[modest flume]

I have a H40 Arby here who doesn't know what to do

[fair bridge]

see this started off as me being mildly annoyed that this game's mute in background doesn't work correctly and now it's this

[inland mantle]

Getting carried by OP class lets go

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[ancient violet]

Sorry that's me 😞

[fair bridge]

the answer is simple

kill console players

[stuck phoenix]

No

I want to be alive to slaughter heretics

[fair bridge]

sorry i already said it so its happening

no take backs

[ancient violet]

Ranked based matchmaking doesn't even seem to work in PVP focus games 💀

[stuck phoenix]

Unfortunately my government makes everything shit so therefore I can’t get the funny computer

Which would be nice because I want the health shown to me

I want to see the enemy numbers decrease

[shrewd summit]

I forgot how frustrating it is to play brain burst psyker. Testing out a new build and ya’ll keep taking out the specialists I’m already brain blastin’ when there are several others around 😭

[stuck phoenix]

Just assail

[modest flume]

@inland mantle nvm I hate Mercentile

[ancient violet]

Skill diff

[shrewd summit]

slinks back into zealot

[stuck phoenix]

It’s better

[modest flume]

Crashing at every checkpoint is not funny

[fair bridge]

xbox is the old people console now right

[south jetty]

As someone who plays a PvP game with SBMM you're right

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah

[fair bridge]

hahahahaha

[stuck phoenix]

Pretty much

Halo and all

[inland mantle]

Really Ive never crashed on that map

[south jetty]

It's easy for top tier players to just make smurf accounts and roll lower tier players

in fact it's common practice

[elder merlin]

Then looks like we gotta brawl

[mighty fractal]

@quasi umbra WHEN HOTFIX

[stuck phoenix]

Smurfs should be executed

[fair bridge]

i think i keep running into the same two xbox players sometimes in lobbies that both sound like they think insane clown posse is the greatest of all time

[mighty fractal]

1 month broken keystone very cool

[stuck phoenix]

That’s unfortunate

[south jetty]

There's some scenarios where it's done so the person in question can play with lower tier friends so they're not dragged up and beaten to death mercilessly but yeah

[fair bridge]

they all sound like that though

i'm in the elite dangerous discord and there are tons of those guys

[shrewd summit]

Which is wild, I test new psyker builds on heresy so that I’m not putting my team in a shitty situation in auric etc and I just witnessed in 3 different games other players getting crushed by ogryns because they’re going for the specialists i’m already taking out

[modest flume]

Crashed and joined back into a double CS with a PlOgryn, all full HP

[fair bridge]

i love old washed up gamers

[stuck phoenix]

That’s fair

Only good smurfs

[fair bridge]

i just don't want to hear them when i don't have the game focused

[south jetty]

Just gotta find them

[fair bridge]

cmon fatshark

[stuck phoenix]

The ones that are just there to have fun with friends

[south jetty]

I know 2 guys who do that

[modest flume]

This game is what drives people to drink

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[inland mantle]

Sounds like the start of smelter lol that map tends to get 3-5 bosses at the start

[stuck phoenix]

Hi funny rat

[south jetty]

I'll be home soon. Maybe I'll Darken the Tide

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[modest flume]

I'm getting PTSD from Smelter doing this shit fr

[drowsy lynx]

I was shy about going into havoc post rework but decided to run a 20 with my arbitrator. Got an ogryn that didn't dodge, didn't slide, didn't shoot or take cover, just W forward into shooters and die repeatedly

[modest flume]

I probably hate Metalfab maps the most

[drowsy lynx]

Made me a lot less self conscious about my own performance lol

[stuck phoenix]

How many rats did you shoot today

[drowsy lynx]

Unfortunately that doesn't help when I get three attempts per week before demotion lol

[inland mantle]

Tbf atleast on smelter there is a ledge spot down by those stairs

[stuck phoenix]

I know you aren’t innocent

[inland mantle]

Not very well known spot tho

[south jetty]

I wish chain axe was better on psyker because mine can mulch bosses when I get a weakspot hit

[stuck phoenix]

Chainaxe

[sleek harness]

None

[modest flume]

I always try to ledge bosses but I end up getting them stuck in the upper walkway

[stuck phoenix]

Looks nice but overall I don’t like it

[south jetty]

Love chainaxe mmmmm

Hnnnnngh axe go vroom

[stuck phoenix]

Honestly both chain weapons aren’t too good in my opinion

Too heavy and slow

[south jetty]

Chain weapons need a rework in general

[shrewd summit]

I’ve been trying to normalized kicking bad players from higher level games because like…we are trying to vibe and there’s always that one guy that refuses to heal and goes down every horde to the stupidest shit time and time again

[stuck phoenix]

Me watching as my dueling sword deals with crushers better than a chain weapon

[south jetty]

I do like the idea that they had for us to literally chainsaw enemies to death but it takes so long

[south jetty]

Grug no like toothpick

🧌 me saw

[stuck phoenix]

A thin sword should not do better anti armour than a chainsaw

[south jetty]

There's nothing more blood flow encouraging than the sound of a chain weapon revved up

[stuck phoenix]

Unfortunately it’s shit while revved up

[south jetty]

😩

[stuck phoenix]

Because you get jumped while using it

[south jetty]

Yeah

I feel like they should have better natural rending abilities

[stuck phoenix]

Oh and the las weapons

[south jetty]

Even before blessings

[stuck phoenix]

Look cool

But I hate them

[ancient tinsel]

We need more melta weapons

[stuck phoenix]

Specifically when against the traitor 6th

[ancient tinsel]

And there's actually some type of weapon like a lightsaber in 40K, but I forget its name

[south jetty]

Las weapons should rock on vets but they've been temperamental with aim and crits

[stuck phoenix]

Same goes for the regular guns

Hate em against Admonition

Can’t tell wether it’s enemy or enemy but not able to be killed

[south jetty]

Vigilant autoguns are fantastic on Arbitrator

[ancient tinsel]

Quick play is bugged

This is my third match in a row of the fuckin Twins

[stuck phoenix]

Womp womp

Give me that luck

I wanna fight them

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin Darktide

With @stable fox

[elder merlin]

@south jetty join us

[stable fox]

Just as soon as i finished promoting my dwarfs you pinged

[sleek harness]

Why the hell you care so much for golden dwarves

[round mica]

it’s farttide time

[stable fox]

Achievement

I'm hunting achievementa

[sleek harness]

Achievement is more important than friends?

[round mica]

sometimes

[stable fox]

One more promotion left anyway so it wait

The promotion can wait

[nocturne bloom]

I own over a dozen chainsaws. They definitely suck at cutting metal

[sleek harness]

Who is left

[nocturne bloom]

[stable fox]

All 4

[sleek harness]

Dang

[stable fox]

I'm simultaneously were lvl up all 4

[sleek harness]

Then why are you saying just one?

Can't do math?

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah they aren’t good at it but a dueling sword shouldn’t be better than it

[stable fox]

Technically speaking all 4 needs one more promotion to gold

[inland mantle]

DRG?

[stable fox]

So I'm doing right with MY math

[sleek harness]

No

Dungeon and Dragons underground

[inland mantle]

ah

[round mica]

well that depends, chainsaws are meant for cutting, swords depending can be used for thrusting which will net you far better results than trying to cut armour

[inland mantle]

drg has a very similar achievement

[nocturne bloom]

Its the same logic as shooting angled tank armor, it CAN make sense to an extent

[stable fox]

Don't confuse this rock, he already got no brains
/Jk

[sleek harness]

Share your formula next time

Can't guess what mathematical thingys goes on your mind

[stable fox]

Karking skaven

[sleek harness]

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