#general-chat
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Rat issues
Rissues
god damn i knew the bots sucked but i didnt think they sucked this month
just lost a mission cos the bots left me sitting in corruptive slug juices in a net
I really hope someone helps her!
Gimme your credit card
Sometimes teammates do that too
I refuse.
What about the debit card
What about-
"FETCH ME YOUR SOUL!"
Clash royale furnace rework
hey guys look at my original meme pls be nice
That looks familiar
Copy my meme again and you’ll be found dead with a gaping asshole
It's [redacted by inquisition]
Rude.
Maybe
Swagger
What’s a Swedish Fish?
driving in my car
candy
a fish from sweden
also known as a fisk
what armor type do the armored melee guys have? the ones with the helmets
Ello all.
"the ones with the helmets" really narrows it down
Carapace or Flak?
often come with a large axe or something, somethings dual wielding
ragers I think? not the unarmored ones, these ones look like knights almost
oh maulers
thats the one
flak for everything except the head which is carapace
@ripe tangle it's a gummy candy shaped like a fish. I think they're bland, but some people love them
@tawny gorge Beat the first one, it was alright.
Now I'm onto the sequel. Killing nazis while rolling around in a wheelchair was fun.
Playing both on the hardest (available) difficulty so it took a bit.
I just ate a grilled cheese with homemade bread
I need to hire a little old italian lady whose only job is to bake bread.
Red gummy in fish shape
Get an Italian grandpa named Alfonso to make pizza
The fan can kill you
Wow
It used to not kill you
they seriously need to add proper names to these maps
Muties when they through you into the fan of agony and despair
throw?
What the fuck why did I type it like that
i dunno.........thats scary................
HR is for bitches
its time to gaem
It’s time to gym
I detest blight spreads, that modifier is cancer
Idk the name Alf puts me off
Very good
The Emperor was created when thousands of shamans committed their souls to the immaterium simultaneously and were reincarnated into a single individual.
Then name him onso

wrong
the emperor was created when the sheer hatred for the community due to a lack of singleplayer was shoved into a single person
is it true that medal eats like 20 fps
I'm pretty sick of rotten armor.
7 days until it's probably relegated to a mission modifier.
catching up on zealot penances out of boredom
popping chorus whenever a horde is breathing down our necks
~~everyone ~~ team just stops fighting while I'm standing there
Is there a name for this phenomena
Hello chat
people being morons
i wish they werent but yknow
pretty apparent that the psyker with smite standing next to the fan is going for the fan-atic penance on uprising but nope
level 29 zealot has to push the button that stops the fan
Should’ve responded:
“Well if you give me a higher payroll, my performance will increase.”

They are obviously praying with the Holy Relic

All the sounds of combat stop and I'm staring down a wall of ragers and crushers like, "what the fuck are you guys doing?"
spectating what happens when you're not proactive
Any tips on how to pivot regularly playing Darktide into a loving relationship and fulfilling career
if you're a good player, you'll realize
" all those important targets aren't being killed anymore. am I the only failsafe of this team? "
if you're a problem, you'll realize
uh
something
I never want to sound too full of myself,
but sometimes it does feel like an escort mission for some really dumb NPCs.
No ears, no ping button, just running around hogging ammo and getting downed.
yeah the bots are unfortunately better sometimes
thank fuck the bots cant hit buttons and shit as well cus god knows some penances'd be a fucking pain
Tryna get cliffhanger with the stupid bots hanging off my ass had me micrometers from crashing out
yeah it sucks that you cant just push em but you can at least do it in whichever sabotage mission has you upload false data thank fuck
I eventually swallowed my pride and asked a friend for help lol, glad its over with now
i dont blame you
some of these penances were defo done in a private server with no bots
Sorry
Rather this place be dead than freaky
You’re on discord
This is vrchat without the vr
Because general sucks
I cant anymore am actually gonna loose it
lose
Yeah all the cool kids hang out in the ogryn chat.
screw this am joining chaos
Make it not suck
Not worth my time
become capybara
Embrace carrot
no
sneaky ogryn sah
trying to beat these 2 as psyker is crazy
i see quartermaster brunt too 'ere sah
they dont die
It is foretold. Etched in the wind. Painted across the deepest seabed and chiseled into the highest peaks.
what diff are you on
just need better team probably
Woah woah woah
prioritize rodin, use med stims
Just break their shields then you can damage them
use nades on elites that spawn
What are you using?
most team memmbers are actually brain dead like I only found a decent team twice in the span of 2 days
Probably cause you’re playing on heresy
i did it with randoms an hour ago and it was fun
it was harder than it needed to be for sure but everyone stuck together for the most part
except for vet
Should be easy
but vet always dies!!
You have the best weapons in the game
That's low difficulties for you on aurics you have a chance of getting decent teammates atleast.

Don't use illisi
huh
You're using Illisi
That’s not gonna help

Its the worst force sword mark by so much
it actually has better dps trust
Get Deimos or Obscurus
Bro didn’t say he was on the poxwalkers duty
Rob Six Surgery
Gaybow sex siege
it doesnt even matter what I have most players are brain dead
It does matter
🤔
they kEEP ATTACKING THE BLUE BUBBLES
i guess you will never win!!!

It’s my teammates fault in trying to hammer this nail with a baked bean!!!
isn't Illisi the one with the charged cleave rather than the charged weak spot head strike?
THE BEANS
it is the high dps but low base damedge one
just use a chainsword it cuts their shield in like 1 hit
Which force sword is bad at in the first place
thats why I use it
bruh
like,the other two's void strike attack absolutely wrecks shields, and if you get a weak spot critical hit on a champ it F's them up hardcore.
Illisi is cool af but it’s effectively made of foam
i need a blanket bro
Nah it's exceptional at crowds
can you bring me a warm blanket Bro
Just have a hard time with single target
charge, cleave, charge, cleave
disregard that the special isn't worth using in the first place
like a powersword
it feels really good with crowds
lies
Because it's only good at crowds
just remember to have fun :)
On illisi its fine
For single target you need to have some buffs going
On Deimos and Obscurus its just slower and less safe then just attacking them more
What staff are you using if you don't mind me asking?
Buffs that are better acquired on crowds
gun
The illisi Conundrum
I have been switching from gun to staff I think i might have used all the staffs and the bolter and shotgun
Hey guys just got the game 1 week ago and iam searching for mates to enjoy the game and squad up with
ay am up
I used to use illisi with an electro-kinetic staff because it was fun; also I still don't understand fully if I need to charge the electrokinetic or just immediately burst off the bolts. It don't matter. None of this matters.
@cyan current are you new like me bro?
the charge makes it last longer
new in everything but zealot
@cyan current I will add you
Does personality purge allow you to get rid of campaign on a brand new char if you miss click?
what
yes
When you create a new character the campaign is optional, and personality purge allows you to reset the campaign apparently or get rid of it.
THE WORMS
oh yeah it does
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
i butchered a chicken earlier today fellas
i messed it up bad
i salvaged the legs and the breasts
that's it
maybe should consider taking culinary arts in school or smth
i miss my baby boy
Good boy Licht
vet
Duelling Sword as a concept is so funny, especially if you pair it with an unsophisticated gun
Hand behind your back swordfighting a Mauler only to whip out a Shredder mid-fight and drill him
Hit 300 hours on darktide 👍
I’m working on it lol
Is there a minimum amount of cleave you should have w brutal momentum using Tac axe?
I didn't think the tac axe had any cleaving attacks
The combat axe shove attack has cleave, no idea if the tac axe has something similar
anyone know why the medi pack raidus is not working on numeric UI but evrything else is working
these VRchat steam guides are gold
ask in the modding discord
bet
How to stop playing guide should be #1
gosh i love modifiers that dont even punish you for playing the game incorrectly, they punish you just for playing the game! so skill based! i love blight spreads!
where is the how to touch grass guide
It got deleted as not a single soul read it.
You can just go to a lobby in there that's an endless grass plain
why am i not surprised
What does it do?
Probably towards the intended location.

Bruh, i need to get to mauville to get the bike so i can get to steven in the cave, i just forget how you get there
Every way is blocked
I refuse to acknowledge any pokémon game past red/blue, so I am not gonna be much help. :3
Lol
I think it's the one with periodic, wide AoE nurgle farts
Like the pox gas?
ye
I see. I don't mind that one that much, tbh.
Man after like 2 years I still hear new voice lines
My bully ogryn was apologizing for eating belly churn
pox gas is my fav, med stims everywhere, i get to do stupid stuff
I like the rotten armour one
I kinda like modifiers that forces you to play differently.
Ogryns are just like, "huh, something smells" while easily tanking the gas 
They get hungry
They tank the gas cuz they are the ones one who farted
Damn heretics tryna hotbox the big man smh
He's hot boxing himself
god damn you bernice
Who’s Bernice
A girl scout from Dodgeball
I’m a girl
This is literally me
its not pox gas, its corruption pools that spawns underneath every enemy with the modifier which seems to be 99% of them in my matches
and then they stack
Strong independent white woman
Whos up darking there tide rn 
The war is over. Let it go.
Kot
Kit
Should get an evac out of warzone
It’s fine the other side has rocks
I'm so close to completing 50 aurics 
i fucking hate pox gas because it makes me even blinder than i already am
its like giving someone with an eyepatch a second eyepatch and then punching them in both eyes
I should do another Pox armour auric lights out
That sounds cursed.
I'm still mad I was on my 10/10 auric for auric exemplar the other day and it put me on the train op with a team that didn't know how to do objectives
Losing the last game of your streak because no one else is trying to progress forward
I always get the highest streak when i don't bother actively doing it
the more i play, the more i realize how dangrous flamers actually are
That's how i got mine done lol
Yeah, but quickplay feels like roulette these days with ops being sprinkled in
SO many new players are like "what, a train? OH COOL, GONNA STAND HERE AND FARM KILLS"
I like the idea of missions like the train
but they should have had it so completing certain objectives gives more time
But that's not how distance works? lol
players see a timer then try to speedrun to the mission failed screen
They already gave it a decent amount of more time. Day 1 train was so hard had almost 0 extra time
You blow up some wheels and it causes the train to slow
True, maybe you could reduce the speed
But then it's not as fun for the zoomies
I dunno
That mission format def needs some love
it's the playesr and the mission
It's what, the quickest mission to run? 9 minutes usually?
If you dont count twins bell skip yes
the train is too open in some areas so you just got shot a lot
Players see a timer and remove all survival instinct from their frontal lobe
I hate the ending platform of it
Usually where they spawn 10 billion gunners
With reapers peppered in
And then tox flamers denying you area to retreat to
Unrelated, never damage your esophagus. Not being able to eat normally for 2 months freakin sucks
What's the highest set of rewards at Hestia's Blessings at
5500? The Moebian set?
5500
hasnt been updated
is sire melk requisition useless?
no
I mean with the shrine you can just do whatever right?
Can use to roll for random curios if your still needing the best curios for operative
spend all your credits on 200 credit random melee weapons and discard them for mats and dockets
ah I see
pretty sure it was only useful during the dark ages of no crafting
Ah yeah, can't change curio type at hestia
hadron would be disappointed
hadron, I am so sorry
servitorisation for you
guys whats the perfect roll on stats for the heavy eviscerator?
defense dumpstat
nvm it doesnt have defense
dump mobility
melee weapons you always wanna dump defense and if it doesnt have defense dump mobility
Take a look at this song i found
https://flavorfoley.com/
introducing FLAVOR FOLEY, a delicious new music circle consisting of vane, ricedeity, and JamieP! serving up delectable ditties guaranteed to satisfy your cravings! and also... "satisfy" your "cravings"? yknow?? it's a song about eating people
–
hi i think we’re insane. rice got yi xi 3 days ago. I fuckign love meat...
The Colonel setup
"They never take a break. Not even to empty their bowels"
games for the gaming throne
"Battlefield is the only p*ssy you'll ever get now"
Also i want a bipod on my knife, Dice better deliver
Ngl I think prison would be a better option then gaming there...
Eesh, cold tiled floor, gaming in there must feel awful.
24HR spawn camping setup
And a red dot sight!
I have one of those wooden feet elevate thing
Hello fragile people
when can we fight a khorne chaos marine or an slaanesh boss (even though that would change the games rating)
I bought a frozen family lasagna just for myself
1kg of lasagna 
I drank 2 litres of choc milk today
Yum
Why diet 😭
I'm diabetic you bastard
My apologies sah
But for a more real answer there's never gonna be marines in DT (Thank god) and slaanesh well I dont need to explain that
I gotta admit that diet sugar they use is actually pretty addictive
The diet stuff is scary ngl
I mostly like the fizz and the caffeine unfortunately
also doesn't have as much of an aftertaste like Coke
Diet Pepsi has such a sweet after taste
I used to drink Diet Pepsi then switched to Coke Zero
Or just super sweet taste
diet Coke has like, a strange syrupy aftertaste
That's the aspartame
Yeah
Coke Zero is better
Just drink whiskey
Lmao
The zeros are always better
🫡
"Just get drunk instead"
Can't do dat on the clock + I don't like being too drunk
Nah just take a sip
burp on them
Actually I say that and I'm about to make my cinnamon apple shots
That was amazing
I like rum quite alot
I prefer weed
That stuff is smelly
My favorite is doing the artist's blend: weed and mead
Coke with a slice of lemon
We live in the future here
I just went from beer to cider
China has way better coke and soda selections
I need more soon
I bought a chinese Coke that had yuzu citrus in it.
Only like, $30 for some edibles so 🫦
They still produce the original recipe
WITH COCAINE?
No
If you ever want to experiment, just find the nearest Asian grocery and look at their imported sodas
oh
With cane sugar
Guarantee you the flavors are better
You should try Japanese craft coke, some fun stuff they are
That sounds great
I'm not really a soda sampler like that. Don't like to drink my sugar except once in a while
My grandad drives the big trucks in Australia for coka cola he's got a linfox iirc
The Japanese just know what they're doing I sweae
I was just at a Japanese grocer today and didn't look too hard. Should have. I usually get pepsis there in diff flavors
They do everything better atp
or if it's in alcohol I'll excuse it
Except for work life balance and having children
Now I really feel like a drink
australian Solo lemonade, best soda
Real
I like their sodas
Might just be me but the Japanese stores are so well organised
Yeah I need to look for craft sodas and not the brand stuff
I like foreign cream sodas
Especially the soda section
I like mexican soda.
Jarrito is amazing
I don't really like many imported drinks. A lot of them taste funny - probably because they can't mask anything with absurd amounts of sugar
even then, ugh too sweet
Astral, that's intentional though. A lot of Asian countries don't like overly sweet stuff
America is the one hooked on sugar
In nz even faygo is rare
There's these basil seed drinks I found at a Mediterranean restaurant though.....
Which is funny cause faygo is disgusting
Asian pastries are great because they're like semi sweet. I can't eat donuts anymore.
I don't either but they do some other sinister form of flavoring that still fucks it up in a new way
I lost my appetite for the really sugary American shit
I feel sad when I see massive people at Target walking around sipping like 32oz Mountain Dews
Why does this make my skin tingle 
Foreign stuff feels old fashioned in a bad way sometimes
The health laws in America are not that strict
I tried Irn Bru recently (very popular in Scotland),
and discovered they make it with aspartame now.
It has a gross aftertaste and I'm sad I never got to taste the original.
Yeah we be eating actual trash and poison 🦝
Well, we introduce garbage to kids in school young
Sweet bread? Savage stuff, the thought of it alone disgust me
Proceed to pour condensed milk on my Croissant
School meals are trash and vending machines of candy and coke in schools
In uk, a fucking chocolate milkshake from McDonald's has 280 calories 😭
Real irun bru is amazing
In America its probably 2000 calories
They're about as good as prison food. Maybe a little worse
It's bussin
I watch those vids on Youtube of cafeteria workers making school lunches in Korea and Japan
Makes me so fuckin mad about teh chicken nuggets we serve kids here. And pizza.
Do they still sell original at all?
Kids in Asia get raised on a complete diet. Over here, it's just "welcome to empty carbs for the rest of your life, lmao"
I have not had it in years but I'm sure you can find some around
I tried buckfast
Holy shit
What is buckfast
Oh god
Tastes sweet
Like Scottish Four Loko
Worse
Goes to Liquor store
it's time
I was in China in May and found out that baijiu is also really easy to drink
Fireballs a classic
You get their premium wuliangye baijiu over there and it's like drinking water that makes everything better
A bottle of Wuliangye over here is like $180
I like kingfisher
my skull full of liquid
thanks it's plastic
Sigh
I only have like 2 actual glasses
I'm drinking water out of a wine glass right now because all my other glasses are dirty and I'm too lazy to wash them
might have some mead
Do your dishes frein ❤️
Do a couple dishes I promise you it's worth it
Yeah
Just been lazy
On meds right now for a damaged esophagus
My diet is so limited right now, it sucks
I always do em when I make em so I don't get stuck w a whole sink full of stuff
I'll spoil this one as to not taunt you then
Not really, lol. Dairy and fat make my reflux worse
My freind makes mead
That drink looks great
I swear I just get really bad headaches from it
I loved the last town I lived in
I was like 2 blocks from a meadery
Actually like 2 blocks from two different bars that brewed their own, a ciderhouse, and a meadery. I'm shocked I didn't have an alcoholic streak during that period
They were all good
Iv begun to appreciate cider lately
I love cider now
I used to hate it
There's a ciderhouse that opens up for the weekends here by the beach in Half Moon Bay
That sounds neat
It's alot cheaper here to buy your drinks at the store and just take them home
It's like 17$ for a pitcher at a pub smh
Who wants to pay 8 bucks for a fuckin Bud Light
Used to be 9$ for a pitch
Insane
Why buy fancy expensive beer when you can get steel reserves for 5$
Yeah but the pubs are scary
I never have liled those hipster beers there rank
fyu
someone at Costco ordered from the food court wearing that shirt once
I love Costco
As you can probably tell
I live 6 minutes from one and it's so convenient
Gotta get gem glizzies
Costco's CEO has on record threatened the life of another executive for suggesting to increase the cost of the hotdog
Good grace too
Can you imagine how many people would be affected
It's practically the closest thing there is to a capitalist bread line
There'd be riots
blame the greedy hotdog stakeholders
Blame your face
shut up
dookiehead
I like pina coladas
the head of an ass with the face of an ass
There's only 29 in the UK and none of them are near me
Shits fucked
Still, they did "kind of" get away with it, no?
assy mcassass
Yo does anyone know what level of havoc is the equivalent to auric maelstrom?
Like in difficulty
I remember reading this. lol. It made me appreciate Costco more actually
Assy McGee
0 because they're different
Probably around 15-20
Obv but I mean like same difficulty level cause havoc gets crazy in the upper levels
Bet thank you
Sad. Sorry. Hope that changes! I love going to costcos in other countries
Nope. Hotdog still costs only 1.50
My Costco has suffered things such as the poop box man
they've had to get rid of things to compensate but it stil costs the 1.50
instead of a full combo it became just the hotdog etc etc
Costco will willingly sell things at a loss to get you in the door.
No as in, something about it being a "paid members only" thing
oh yeah that
Hotdogs and rotisseries chickens are loss items but they don’t care. It gets you there shopping
that's how costco makes a good portion of their money
There was a guy who would leave boxes of poop in the carts outside and he wouldn't stop until the store manager wrote him a letter directly to his address to stop

Wtf
Thank the heavens that was before me!
So a little while ago I had to pick up a bloody urine specimen cup from a cart -
Having to pay to actually go into a shop seems kinda shite
I think you can eat at the food court without a membership?
Honestly thought you were gonna say you were Costco box shitter the second
Oh so the paid membership isn't to shop
Wtf is it for then
It's got great prices on a lot of goods for the membership, other benefits too
legal disclaimer: I am a Costco employee
Oh so you pay to get discounts
yes and no. The membership cant be like 65 or 130 annually
No, I'm a retail employee not a customer like that 
I think id rather pay to get a pike jammed up me arse
Executive membership is $130 in the US. Basic (Gold or Business) is $65
Granted im not American so you guys get that for free
People have done that math and that it's actually a scam etc etc because the amount you need to buy to make up for the memebership in savings from cheaper stuff is really high
Depends on what you buy
@south jetty do you know any good tips or tricks we should know
but like.... I would rather pay the membership and cheaper when I need it
More 20-25, depends on spawns.
instead of always higher prices
Yeah thats pretty obvious just by reading it ngl
I don't make a whole lot of money
Probably accurate. I feel like 20 is when specialist hordes become more apparent
so the one time membership with constant savings is easier for me
rather than higher prices when I might not be able to afford them
Is when it goes into damnation.
I just downgraded from executive to gold star member. Executive wasn’t worth it
Paper goods, chemicals, pet food, sometimes fresh stuff like produce can be the cheapest around
Here the eggs are like, $2 cheaper than anywhere else
Mostly just catching the sales
Fair
Just bulk buy ramen and alcohol
Problem solved you'll be either a millionaire or dead in no time
One time I bought toilet paper from Costco and it lasted me months 
would probably last longer now
I am literally buying TP there tomorrow
More fiber or a bigger hole is the question
Also I promise I'm trying not to shill but it's not a bad store by any means, even with the membership system
Less bleeding
Greetings to you all.
hi Lucia
Is just annoying to need one.
No, I love Costco. Like they have insane service. You can go return an item that you bought their 20 years ago
agreed NGL
Does not answer but aight
I think it answers it perfectly
OK but how much of the item needs to exist for it to be refunded
Yes
Check your back
Do not eat your legs
Lmao. It’s wild, I have seen a dude return a half eaten tub of chicken salad
Maybe you have a sinister spine like I do
my back feels fine but my shoulders are stressed
I feel like Costco could be the place where you buy a telly and rip out the innards inside and then return the shell for a few cent profit
Depends
Fym depends
They basically came here and ppl just WTF at the system. Cos even other supermarkets with their paid subs let you shop without, just paying more.
I'd have to ask membership people about crazy return stories since there are the usual guidelines
Guidelines
No bodily fluids
No ammonia in the bleach bottles
I feel bad returning used stuff tho. Like I have to ship a Nespresso machine back to Amazon that I used to make one espresso with
I'd say no biohazards yeah, no chemical hazards, has to be something you bought there that is either on a receipt on your membership or archived at the very least
It's not totally lawless
OK so ripping out telly guts is perfectly cool
I still lost it seeing someone return chicken salad they had clearly eaten
Neat
But I'll have to talk to a membership person about it since I don't work there and I mostly see reasonable returns
Probably not
Ate half of it outside and came back in claiming a seagull had eaten it or whatever birds of annoyance you have over there
"It didn't taste good"
Hairy eagles probably
real reason used
He then proceeds to throw up the chicken salad on the counter in front of the staff 
I need to see if Costco sells Nespresso pods or just Keurig cups
Also, don’t they sell mortgages? “I HAVE A KIRKLAND HOME”
I mean it's valid though
You can't exactly taste food pre-purchase
Been gone for 3 years
Lmaooo
I always say that on my mic when I play my ogryn
Very few people catch the reference
I wouldnt be surprised if you could just live in a costco
Pretty sure some fucker tried that in a toys r Us a while back
Coming soon, when dystopian corporate America allows you to rent directly from companies
“yes, I live in aisle 21, bay 69”
Jeffrey Allen Manchester (born 1971) is an American convicted spree-robber and former United States Army Reserve soldier known as the 'Rooftop Robber' or simply 'Roofman' due to his modus operandi of breaking into his targets (most commonly McDonald's locations) by drilling through their roofs. Before being apprehended for the second time in 200...
Yeah he did
Ah nah not that
Just hiding in the ceiling
If the employees hate their job enough they probably wouldn't give a shit
i poked out them heretic eyes
OK nurgle
i dont use the dropship i just drop off the ship
Returning soon, you say
We've had something similar in the past 
Nah amazon tried company towns a while back
Cant wait to rent out my Walmart(TM) domicile pod for only 1500USD a month
2021
Yeah you can do a lot in front of us and we usually don't care depending on what is is
Stealing essentials? I ain't looking. Taking a snack? Alright buddy. Just don't do a straight up robbery and you'll be alright
also don't shit over an entire bathroom then beg for free pants
That incident was actually kind of impressive though
Not at Costco, a different job
You know sometimes I wonder why america and the UK Haven't got back together
And then I read something id expect to come out of the south park franchise and I am no longer wondering
At least the UK is a fan (historically at least) of having similarly shit food safety standards
Looking at their record with mad cow disease
I see you haven't met tesco
No but I don't want to
Good
Mr hands would not enjoy a Tesco lasagna
I used to joke about them eventually renting out retrofitted cargo containers.
Then they did something close and proposed developed test units to be used as 'cheap affordable housing'
The horse fucker not the cyberpunk character
Usually people who do that don't actually value the animals so I say he would wanna try it
So a couple of years ago I was living with my best mate. He had a bunch of random liquor in his cupboard and I asked if he minded if I had any of it. He said I could have an old bottle of port in there, it was from the 1970s. It was absolutely delicious. I looked it up the next day and it goes at auction for $3000
They had to have known when they called him that
I hate companies trying to make micro houses a thing. Instead of fixing billionaires and slumdog landlords with multiple properties, it’s “the new trend is living in 400 sqft”
Yeah thats fair
You never know what goes on in the mind of a dead person who decided a horse of all things was a good idea though
Yeah i cannot take him seriously when I play cyberpunk
Moreso the people who have the mind to do that usually have a weird comorbidity with other forms of. Predation. Hence the assessment
It's not respect just use and control
So that horse could have been in lasagna for all he cared if he survived
🚬
loathsome
Mr hands dying could've been the first domino to boeings downfall
too busy being awful
I would have went for the planes personally
who said that.
what the hell was that....
I didn't say that.......
I've read that green text before hold on
HUH
oh yeah I've seen that
Don't really like aeromorphs though
And the xenos?
He's weak and never started with the actual planes
Also in damnation
I'm going to the hangar to perform rites of maintenance on the Valkyrie ships. I can be trusted to be in there alone. Do not disrupt me. See you in a few hours
OK but does anthropomorphic planes count as vore or not
Only if there's eating going on
I'm staying away from the flight hangars
Smart decision making
Yeah but like it's still the mass consumption of people
I think that's just people boarding
Entering through a hole designed for things to enter is just the aeronautical way of consumption
I've been told I'm smart, but I'm still here so
I mean that describes multiple things
In relation to current situation
Yeah
"Welcome to the darktide discord, we talk about whether anthropomorphic planes are classed as vore"
Still better than the MP who got caught looking at "tractors"
what are we fighting about
Nothing
Smart decisions
We're discussing whether anthropomorphic planes can be classed as vore due to the mass insertion of a large amount of humans
did you know, if you showed a random Briton a picture of Margaret Thatcher; it puts them in a seething rage.
apparently everyone her c:
Yeah no shit
Greetings, sister.
XD
Everyone except the dickheads have contempt for maggie
Greetings Trooper.
Not sure if I'm technically in the guard anymore.
You still wear the uniform?
if you fill the cabin with digestive fluids then maybe
For lore accuracy you've probably been shot for using abominable intelligence
Nah that's only classed as digestion
Vore doesn't require digestion specifically
why’re we talking about vore?
Anthropomorphic planes and the possibility to be classed as vore due to the mass insertion of people
should I smite you all for speaking of such perversions?
tyranid planes
Yeah tyranids should honestly just become mimics from prey
Well, yeah. The gear is good.
Xenos should only be dealt with contempt and unending violence.
Just have some random crate eat people
I don't really like xenos but it's not really their fault.
Heretics, however, did choose to be wrong.
Wait why the fuck dont they just do that already
Just have some tiny fucker sneak in and turn into a crate
Beautiful
I too, share a love for tank
No where near this level, though
Can you fucks stop shagging the vehicles
Such passion
mimic leman russ
no
its be awesomeeee

An aussie would probably nick it though
It's been three years and I haven't seen a leman russ kill a single heretic in DT
I swear some of em did it with a nazi tank
Gotta give them Leman Russ tanks some motive force
so many smelter complex missions done to make tanks but no shots fired
I'm fairly certain Tech prisest at least sexually harass vehicles
The maori battalion used to steal German tanks and surprise the Germans w them
"You want us to animate it?"
Don’t blame the mighty tanks, blame the operators
In flames of war the maori battalion can feild any German tanks
-American, maybe
No harassment on my watch. Only that which the machine spirits allow shall take place
I'm not certain the machine spirits can consent
All the panzers they have hidden on krieg along with other memorobilia
Get a weegee board and find out
You don't speak with them as I do. Of course you don't think so. You don't have the ability to know - but I do
They fought a few important battles, they were in Greece, North Africa fighting rommel and then Italy
Sus
when techpriest applied too liberal
Make love not war taken too literally
Astral do not shag the rifle

Ew what the heck is that
A rifle
For emperors sake
gun yoghurt
@somber stream should I use a Xenostötengerät or a Ketzerntötengerät?
what exactly does finesse do again?
back in my day we cleaned guns by not violating them
finesse damage
can confirm
do NOT park your car in fortitude valley
Did he just spank a fucking MG
hi how are you doing today
alright, tired
me too
Any closer to becoming a bike?
You're not the Omnissiah. I don't listen to you!
Hover over it in the inspection menu
Pretty sure it's attack speed, crit and weak spot dmg tho
Spicy chicken wrap time
Tbf I can't tell what's worse the spanking or the fingering
OK out of context that sounds bad
Don't choke
Or show it to costcogryn
He'll keel over if you do
"worse" can't a fellow just oil up that gun......
@south jetty care to explain Techpriest, why when I sent a set of my Glorious Holy Power Armour to the Mechanicus for repairs and upgrades, did they weld a phallus to the fauld plate and declare it for a “Futa Mommy”
This enrages me, I’m giving you a formal complaint to fix this at once.
Well it's either fucking the gun or fucking the troops
I'm surprised how military games aren't romantic
Because then people would know how gay the US army is 
I'm pretty sure everyone knows because of the YMCA
You may have a point there 
despite them supporting djt while their most known song is gay stereotyping
anyone has the leaked Dueling Sword nerfs?
Yes
maybe in a few more cycles
They added 2 prongs to it and turned it into a fork
you good otherwise tho? 🤝
Amazing
I've ordered their execution, and if it isn't performed by the time I arrive to mend the armor myself then I'll also execute them myself. The machine spirits don't mind the occasional dosing of blood as lubricae.
Mostly
To consecrate the Holy Machines in the blood of the profane is most poetic, I will await the proper repairs thusly, thank you Tech Priest.
@misty trench I'm mostly a bit miffed about something Modmail related but don't feel like getting it fixed rn
ah, apologies, I've not had as much time to look into stuff as I'd like
What the fuck is modmail even for
It's fine. Seems everyone is busy
Reporting heresy
For when people fuck up and you want to send the report for the entire mod team to review when they can since most of them don't have open DMs
Oh
I've just publicly voiced my complaints like the town drunk
Or pinged the mods
Either work
modmail is for privately reporting stuff, pretty much. A lot of us in here don't accept cold DMs/friend requests because a lot of us have tended to get weird shit
Nah I like handling things here as the law of the land is decreed
You never know when reddit's gonna get mad and a bunch of randos flood the server and send the CM death threats
pinging mods absolutely works too but it's a matter of preference, some prefer not openly doing that stuff
The day a moderator of a warhammer community doesn't have their dms closed for weird shit is the day games workshop goes bankrupt and gets bought by Disney
Also if you report things privately they don't try to delete evidence
The best witch trial was defo the dude who got crushed by rocks
(the witch is just the only person in the village that learned decimal points)
I would get killed by that logic so fast
Not because im a duck, a witch, or made of wood
I'm just fat and therefore buoyant
Fr, I think warhammer games will get better once GW checks out and sells the IP for billions in the far(?) future.
They used to do things like put the "witch" in a steel box throw it in the sea and if she float it means she was a witch and they would kill her
God no
But obviously she would sink
We dont need Sony ignoring it and we sure as hell dont need Disney touching it
"it's drip or drown and brother I'm floating"
Warhammer 40k: The Warp Awakens
if you want clarification on what I'm talking about I can give it but I don't feel like opening another ticket and risk being labeled a nuisance for that
If Sony gets their hands on warhammer there won't ever be a new warhammer game
Psyker named Rey whose the emperor's daughter so she can just do everything. (this is satire and not real no one yell at me)
Breakimg news Sony acquires the warhammer ip and cancels it
Don't forget to introduce warp healing
Nah they wont cancel it
They'll leave it in a state of perpetual disappointment
wait, do I count as weird shit?
They did it with LBP
they did it with Jak and daxter
They can do it with warhammer
Sounds about right
They should have stuck with Jak and Daxter.
I can't even remember what those rebranded Lara Croft games were called.
You mean uncharted?



