#general-chat

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sleek harness
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Can play tomorrow though

sleek harness
nocturne bloom
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Rat issues

elder merlin
stable fox
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Well. Take care raki

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Don't lose your orb tho

elder stone
ocean widget
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god damn i knew the bots sucked but i didnt think they sucked this month
just lost a mission cos the bots left me sitting in corruptive slug juices in a net

brazen pelican
elder stone
twilit cedar
elder stone
brazen pelican
twilit cedar
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What about the debit card

stable fox
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What about-
"FETCH ME YOUR SOUL!"

elder stone
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Clash royale furnace rework

orchid skiff
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hey guys look at my original meme pls be nice

twilit cedar
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That looks familiar

elder stone
stable fox
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It's [redacted by inquisition]

twilit cedar
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Maybe

blazing hawk
twilit cedar
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Swagger

ripe tangle
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What’s a Swedish Fish?

polar vortex
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driving in my car

polar vortex
ocean widget
polar vortex
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Underrated candy tbh

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I wish there were more

ocean widget
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also known as a fisk

cedar fulcrum
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what armor type do the armored melee guys have? the ones with the helmets

supple thorn
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Ello all.

ocean widget
cedar fulcrum
cedar fulcrum
ocean widget
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flak for everything except the head which is carapace

severe terrace
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@ripe tangle it's a gummy candy shaped like a fish. I think they're bland, but some people love them

ocean widget
rose pine
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Swedish Cars are better tbh.

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Specially the sour ones.

nocturne bloom
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idek if youre real anymore

wintry fog
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@tawny gorge Beat the first one, it was alright.
Now I'm onto the sequel. Killing nazis while rolling around in a wheelchair was fun.
Playing both on the hardest (available) difficulty so it took a bit.

elder stone
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I just ate a grilled cheese with homemade bread

wintry fog
elder stone
elder stone
fair bridge
ocean widget
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fun fact
you can convince bots to run into the fan

twilit cedar
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The fan can kill you

ocean widget
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yeah

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it can kill bots too

twilit cedar
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Wow

nocturne bloom
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It used to not kill you

twilit cedar
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I meed to get someone to run in there

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Thatn is amazing

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Whats the map name

ocean widget
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relay station trs smth smth

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its in the hourglass

fair bridge
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they seriously need to add proper names to these maps

twilit cedar
polar vortex
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Muties when they through you into the fan of agony and despair

fair bridge
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throw?

polar vortex
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What the fuck why did I type it like that

fair bridge
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i dunno.........thats scary................

nocturne bloom
twilit cedar
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Lmao

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HR can kiss ass

elder stone
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HR is for bitches

twilit cedar
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its time to gaem

elder stone
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It’s time to gym

lethal hornet
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I detest blight spreads, that modifier is cancer

wintry fog
halcyon glen
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Very good

viral vapor
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The Emperor was created when thousands of shamans committed their souls to the immaterium simultaneously and were reincarnated into a single individual.

elder stone
wintry fog
viral vapor
ocean widget
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the emperor was created when the sheer hatred for the community due to a lack of singleplayer was shoved into a single person

south mulch
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just logging on again

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theres new music now?

twilit cedar
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is it true that medal eats like 20 fps

wintry fog
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catching up on zealot penances out of boredom
popping chorus whenever a horde is breathing down our necks
~~everyone ~~ team just stops fighting while I'm standing there

Is there a name for this phenomena

vapid matrix
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Hello chat

ocean widget
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i wish they werent but yknow
pretty apparent that the psyker with smite standing next to the fan is going for the fan-atic penance on uprising but nope
level 29 zealot has to push the button that stops the fan

edgy owl
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MY FRAMES

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I FEEL LIKE IM IN THE SINGLE DIGITS

low hemlock
# nocturne bloom

Should’ve responded:

“Well if you give me a higher payroll, my performance will increase.”

thick coyote
wintry fog
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All the sounds of combat stop and I'm staring down a wall of ragers and crushers like, "what the fuck are you guys doing?"

lilac crag
distant shard
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Any tips on how to pivot regularly playing Darktide into a loving relationship and fulfilling career

lilac crag
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if you're a good player, you'll realize
" all those important targets aren't being killed anymore. am I the only failsafe of this team? "
if you're a problem, you'll realize

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uh

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something

wintry fog
lilac crag
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unfortunately, true.

ocean widget
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thank fuck the bots cant hit buttons and shit as well cus god knows some penances'd be a fucking pain

distant shard
elder stone
ocean widget
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yeah it sucks that you cant just push em but you can at least do it in whichever sabotage mission has you upload false data thank fuck

distant shard
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I eventually swallowed my pride and asked a friend for help lol, glad its over with now

ocean widget
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KEKW_ogryn i dont blame you

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some of these penances were defo done in a private server with no bots

elder stone
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Dead ass chat

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124k members and the main chat is dead

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Do better

little marten
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Sorry

outer jasper
elder stone
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This is vrchat without the vr

lethal solstice
cyan current
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I cant anymore am actually gonna loose it

fair bridge
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lose

cyan current
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s=aokj9o8ugfvhyqadwjsiph;ohlfda

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rivemc]doasd

untold skiff
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Yeah all the cool kids hang out in the ogryn chat.

cyan current
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screw this am joining chaos

elder stone
fair bridge
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here you go

cyan current
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the damn karnak twins

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omg

lethal solstice
fair bridge
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become capybara

little marten
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Embrace carrot

fair bridge
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no

cyan current
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ThErE Is No FlAvoUr WitHoUt SpOrT

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I cant

woven hill
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sneaky ogryn sah

cyan current
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trying to beat these 2 as psyker is crazy

woven hill
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i see quartermaster brunt too 'ere sah

cyan current
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they dont die

fair bridge
little marten
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It is foretold. Etched in the wind. Painted across the deepest seabed and chiseled into the highest peaks.

fair bridge
cyan current
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just heresy

fair bridge
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just need better team probably

elder stone
little marten
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Woah woah woah

fair bridge
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prioritize rodin, use med stims

little marten
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Just break their shields then you can damage them

fair bridge
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use nades on elites that spawn

untold skiff
cyan current
little marten
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Probably cause you’re playing on heresy

fair bridge
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i did it with randoms an hour ago and it was fun

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it was harder than it needed to be for sure but everyone stuck together for the most part

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except for vet

thick coyote
fair bridge
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but vet always dies!!

thick coyote
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You have the best weapons in the game

untold skiff
thick coyote
cyan current
lethal solstice
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Don't use illisi

fair bridge
thick coyote
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You're using Illisi

little marten
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That’s not gonna help

thick coyote
lethal solstice
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Its the worst force sword mark by so much

cyan current
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it actually has better dps trust

thick coyote
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Get Deimos or Obscurus

little marten
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Bro didn’t say he was on the poxwalkers duty

thick coyote
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Rob Six Surgery

elder stone
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Gaybow sex siege

cyan current
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it doesnt even matter what I have most players are brain dead

thick coyote
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It does matter

little marten
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🤔

cyan current
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they kEEP ATTACKING THE BLUE BUBBLES

fair bridge
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i guess you will never win!!!

thick coyote
cyan current
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THEY ATTACK THE IFRAMES BRUH

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the damn iframes

little marten
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It’s my teammates fault in trying to hammer this nail with a baked bean!!!

tired inlet
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isn't Illisi the one with the charged cleave rather than the charged weak spot head strike?

little marten
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THE BEANS

cyan current
lethal solstice
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Its dps is worse

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In like

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Every way except crowds

little marten
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just use a chainsword it cuts their shield in like 1 hit

lethal solstice
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Which force sword is bad at in the first place

cyan current
lethal solstice
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Use FGS then

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Illisi isn't good at crowds

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It only pretends to be

cyan current
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bruh

tired inlet
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like,the other two's void strike attack absolutely wrecks shields, and if you get a weak spot critical hit on a champ it F's them up hardcore.

little marten
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Illisi is cool af but it’s effectively made of foam

fair bridge
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i need a blanket bro

thick coyote
fair bridge
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can you bring me a warm blanket Bro

thick coyote
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Just have a hard time with single target

tired inlet
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charge, cleave, charge, cleave

lethal solstice
tired inlet
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like a powersword

cyan current
thick coyote
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Because it's only good at crowds

fair bridge
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just remember to have fun :)

lethal solstice
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On illisi its fine

thick coyote
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For single target you need to have some buffs going

lethal solstice
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On Deimos and Obscurus its just slower and less safe then just attacking them more

untold skiff
thick coyote
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Buffs that are better acquired on crowds

fair bridge
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gun

thick coyote
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The illisi Conundrum

cyan current
fair bridge
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trauma staff is simply the best

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it's written on the back of my sam's club card

mortal shore
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Hey guys just got the game 1 week ago and iam searching for mates to enjoy the game and squad up with

fair bridge
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go there

tired inlet
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I used to use illisi with an electro-kinetic staff because it was fun; also I still don't understand fully if I need to charge the electrokinetic or just immediately burst off the bolts. It don't matter. None of this matters.

mortal shore
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@cyan current are you new like me bro?

cyan current
cyan current
fair bridge
mortal shore
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@cyan current I will add you

untold skiff
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Does personality purge allow you to get rid of campaign on a brand new char if you miss click?

untold skiff
# cyan current what

When you create a new character the campaign is optional, and personality purge allows you to reset the campaign apparently or get rid of it.

fair bridge
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THE WORMS

fair bridge
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THE WORMS

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THE WORMS

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i butchered a chicken earlier today fellas

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i messed it up bad

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i salvaged the legs and the breasts

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that's it

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maybe should consider taking culinary arts in school or smth

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i miss my baby boy

elder stone
fair bridge
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i'm gonna try VRchat boys

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wish me luck

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pleaseeeeee let the worms out of my ear

earnest latch
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vet

storm ember
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Duelling Sword as a concept is so funny, especially if you pair it with an unsophisticated gun

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Hand behind your back swordfighting a Mauler only to whip out a Shredder mid-fight and drill him

acoustic sigil
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Hit 300 hours on darktide 👍

thick coyote
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Rookie Numbers

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🗣️

acoustic sigil
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I’m working on it lol

jaunty tundra
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Is there a minimum amount of cleave you should have w brutal momentum using Tac axe?

thick coyote
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BM will always hit 4 targets

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Unless it ogryn shaped then it's only 1

tropic sorrel
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I was playing Arbites and my cyber mastiff did my taxes for me

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Good dog

wintry fog
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The combat axe shove attack has cleave, no idea if the tac axe has something similar

winged sage
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anyone know why the medi pack raidus is not working on numeric UI but evrything else is working

fair bridge
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these VRchat steam guides are gold

winged sage
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bet

tropic sorrel
thick niche
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gosh i love modifiers that dont even punish you for playing the game incorrectly, they punish you just for playing the game! so skill based! i love blight spreads!

shell gate
brazen pelican
ancient tinsel
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You can just go to a lobby in there that's an endless grass plain

shell gate
elder merlin
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Bruh

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I forgot where im supposed to go in pokemon emerald

brazen pelican
elder merlin
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Every way is blocked

brazen pelican
elder merlin
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Lol

wintry fog
brazen pelican
wintry fog
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ye

elder stone
brazen pelican
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I see. I don't mind that one that much, tbh.

tawny grail
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Man after like 2 years I still hear new voice lines
My bully ogryn was apologizing for eating belly churn

west urchin
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pox gas is my fav, med stims everywhere, i get to do stupid stuff

round mica
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I like the rotten armour one

brazen pelican
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I kinda like modifiers that forces you to play differently.

wintry fog
tawny grail
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They get hungry

opaque spruce
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They tank the gas cuz they are the ones one who farted

round mica
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Damn heretics tryna hotbox the big man smh

opaque spruce
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He's hot boxing himself

elder stone
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I’m just in this server to see the weird people on discord

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It’s like a zoo to me

wintry fog
elder stone
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Who’s Bernice

fierce cave
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Lizard supremacy

wintry fog
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A girl scout from Dodgeball

elder stone
thick niche
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and then they stack

elder stone
somber stream
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Dev is back in office

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Now we wait

elder stone
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Sloptide update

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it changes darktide into a guitar rhythm game

ancient tinsel
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Darknite

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Build and shoot

elder stone
round mica
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Whos up darking there tide rn chadgryn

ancient tinsel
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Psykers gooning to the warp

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Edging that peril wave

wicked pike
elder stone
somber stream
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Kot

elder stone
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Kit

somber stream
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Should get an evac out of warzone

elder stone
round mica
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I'm so close to completing 50 aurics pogryn

elder stone
round mica
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Why's there so many watermarks on this KEKW_ogryn

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Oo someone's been stealin

ocean widget
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its like giving someone with an eyepatch a second eyepatch and then punching them in both eyes

somber stream
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I should do another Pox armour auric lights out

ancient tinsel
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That sounds cursed.

somber stream
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Did it twice

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One with frens, gave them severe PTSD

ancient tinsel
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I'm still mad I was on my 10/10 auric for auric exemplar the other day and it put me on the train op with a team that didn't know how to do objectives

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Losing the last game of your streak because no one else is trying to progress forward

somber stream
junior crag
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the more i play, the more i realize how dangrous flamers actually are

somber stream
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That's how i got mine done lol

ancient tinsel
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Yeah, but quickplay feels like roulette these days with ops being sprinkled in

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SO many new players are like "what, a train? OH COOL, GONNA STAND HERE AND FARM KILLS"

vocal pewter
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I like the idea of missions like the train

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but they should have had it so completing certain objectives gives more time

ancient tinsel
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But that's not how distance works? lol

vocal pewter
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players see a timer then try to speedrun to the mission failed screen

inland mantle
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They already gave it a decent amount of more time. Day 1 train was so hard had almost 0 extra time

vocal pewter
ancient tinsel
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True, maybe you could reduce the speed

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But then it's not as fun for the zoomies

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I dunno

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That mission format def needs some love

vocal pewter
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it's the playesr and the mission

ancient tinsel
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It's what, the quickest mission to run? 9 minutes usually?

inland mantle
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If you dont count twins bell skip yes

vocal pewter
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the train is too open in some areas so you just got shot a lot
Players see a timer and remove all survival instinct from their frontal lobe

ancient tinsel
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I hate the ending platform of it

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Usually where they spawn 10 billion gunners

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With reapers peppered in

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And then tox flamers denying you area to retreat to

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Unrelated, never damage your esophagus. Not being able to eat normally for 2 months freakin sucks

astral laurel
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What's the highest set of rewards at Hestia's Blessings at

ancient tinsel
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5500? The Moebian set?

ocean widget
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hasnt been updated

frank knoll
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is sire melk requisition useless?

ocean widget
frank knoll
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I mean with the shrine you can just do whatever right?

round mica
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Can use to roll for random curios if your still needing the best curios for operative

ocean widget
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spend all your credits on 200 credit random melee weapons and discard them for mats and dockets

ocean widget
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pretty sure it was only useful during the dark ages of no crafting

frank knoll
ocean widget
frank knoll
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hadron, I am so sorry

ocean widget
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servitorisation for you

winter kernel
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guys whats the perfect roll on stats for the heavy eviscerator?

ocean widget
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nvm it doesnt have defense

winter kernel
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therres no defense

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ok

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got it

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thx

ocean widget
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melee weapons you always wanna dump defense and if it doesnt have defense dump mobility

elder merlin
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Take a look at this song i found

somber stream
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The Colonel setup

ancient tinsel
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"They never take a break. Not even to empty their bowels"

marsh iris
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games for the gaming throne

somber stream
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"Battlefield is the only p*ssy you'll ever get now"

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Also i want a bipod on my knife, Dice better deliver

inland mantle
wintry fog
marsh iris
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24HR spawn camping setup

wicked pike
somber stream
somber stream
elder merlin
halcyon glen
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Hello fragile people

junior crag
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when can we fight a khorne chaos marine or an slaanesh boss (even though that would change the games rating)

round mica
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I bought a frozen family lasagna just for myself

round mica
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1kg of lasagna chadgryn

twilit cedar
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I drank 2 litres of choc milk today

junior crag
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still wish there was more stuff

south jetty
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I drank 60 oz of diet Pepsi

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it was great

round mica
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Why diet 😭

south jetty
round mica
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My apologies sah

inland mantle
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But for a more real answer there's never gonna be marines in DT (Thank god) and slaanesh well I dont need to explain that

round mica
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I gotta admit that diet sugar they use is actually pretty addictive

twilit cedar
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Couldn't 1 space marine solo the missions we do

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With ease

twilit cedar
south jetty
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also doesn't have as much of an aftertaste like Coke

south jetty
twilit cedar
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Diet Pepsi has such a sweet after taste

ancient tinsel
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I used to drink Diet Pepsi then switched to Coke Zero

twilit cedar
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Or just super sweet taste

south jetty
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diet Coke has like, a strange syrupy aftertaste

ancient tinsel
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That's the aspartame

twilit cedar
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Yeah

ancient tinsel
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Coke Zero is better

twilit cedar
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Just drink whiskey

ancient tinsel
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Lmao

south jetty
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The zeros are always better

twilit cedar
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🫡

ancient tinsel
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"Just get drunk instead"

twilit cedar
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You don't have to

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But it's fun

south jetty
twilit cedar
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Nah just take a sip

south jetty
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no tanks

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me want sodie

marsh iris
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burp on them

twilit cedar
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I think darktide is the only game I haven't played drunk yet

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My last was repo

south jetty
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Actually I say that and I'm about to make my cinnamon apple shots

twilit cedar
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That was amazing

round mica
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I like rum quite alot

twilit cedar
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Alcohol is greay

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The better the worst it tast

south jetty
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I prefer weed

twilit cedar
south jetty
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My favorite is doing the artist's blend: weed and mead

south jetty
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😎

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or edibles

somber stream
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Coke with a slice of lemon

south jetty
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We live in the future here

twilit cedar
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True

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Oh my god edibles

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Genius

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I will be getting some

round mica
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I just went from beer to cider

ancient tinsel
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China has way better coke and soda selections

south jetty
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I need more soon

twilit cedar
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I hear Mexico coke is nice

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Coke cola

ancient tinsel
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I bought a chinese Coke that had yuzu citrus in it.

south jetty
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Only like, $30 for some edibles so 🫦

round mica
twilit cedar
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WITH COCAINE?

round mica
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No

ancient tinsel
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If you ever want to experiment, just find the nearest Asian grocery and look at their imported sodas

twilit cedar
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oh

round mica
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With cane sugar

ancient tinsel
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Guarantee you the flavors are better

somber stream
ancient tinsel
south jetty
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I'm not really a soda sampler like that. Don't like to drink my sugar except once in a while

round mica
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My grandad drives the big trucks in Australia for coka cola he's got a linfox iirc

twilit cedar
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The Japanese just know what they're doing I sweae

ancient tinsel
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I was just at a Japanese grocer today and didn't look too hard. Should have. I usually get pepsis there in diff flavors

twilit cedar
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They do everything better atp

somber stream
south jetty
ancient tinsel
round mica
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Now I really feel like a drink

marsh iris
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australian Solo lemonade, best soda

twilit cedar
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Might just be me but the Japanese stores are so well organised

ancient tinsel
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Yeah I need to look for craft sodas and not the brand stuff

round mica
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I like foreign cream sodas

twilit cedar
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Especially the soda section

ancient tinsel
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World Market also stocks a lot of stuff

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That's where I got my Chinese sodas from

wintry fog
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I like mexican soda.
Jarrito is amazing

south jetty
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I don't really like many imported drinks. A lot of them taste funny - probably because they can't mask anything with absurd amounts of sugar

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even then, ugh too sweet

ancient tinsel
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Astral, that's intentional though. A lot of Asian countries don't like overly sweet stuff

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America is the one hooked on sugar

round mica
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In nz even faygo is rare

south jetty
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There's these basil seed drinks I found at a Mediterranean restaurant though.....

round mica
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Which is funny cause faygo is disgusting

ancient tinsel
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Asian pastries are great because they're like semi sweet. I can't eat donuts anymore.

south jetty
ancient tinsel
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I lost my appetite for the really sugary American shit

round mica
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Yeah it's nasty

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Once you grow up

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Your like tf is this

ancient tinsel
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I feel sad when I see massive people at Target walking around sipping like 32oz Mountain Dews

round mica
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Why does this make my skin tingle KEKW_ogryn

south jetty
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Foreign stuff feels old fashioned in a bad way sometimes

twilit cedar
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The health laws in America are not that strict

wintry fog
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I tried Irn Bru recently (very popular in Scotland),
and discovered they make it with aspartame now.
It has a gross aftertaste and I'm sad I never got to taste the original.

south jetty
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Yeah we be eating actual trash and poison 🦝

ancient tinsel
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Well, we introduce garbage to kids in school young

somber stream
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Sweet bread? Savage stuff, the thought of it alone disgust me

Proceed to pour condensed milk on my Croissant

ancient tinsel
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School meals are trash and vending machines of candy and coke in schools

twilit cedar
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In uk, a fucking chocolate milkshake from McDonald's has 280 calories 😭

twilit cedar
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In America its probably 2000 calories

south jetty
twilit cedar
ancient tinsel
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I watch those vids on Youtube of cafeteria workers making school lunches in Korea and Japan

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Makes me so fuckin mad about teh chicken nuggets we serve kids here. And pizza.

wintry fog
ancient tinsel
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Kids in Asia get raised on a complete diet. Over here, it's just "welcome to empty carbs for the rest of your life, lmao"

round mica
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I tried buckfast

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Holy shit

ancient tinsel
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What is buckfast

round mica
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That stuff is bad KEKW_ogryn

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Scottish 15% wine

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W caffeine

ancient tinsel
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Oh god

round mica
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Tastes sweet

ancient tinsel
#

That sounds like a bottled fight.

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"Want to get rowdy?"

round mica
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Ooo yeah

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Not wrong there

ancient tinsel
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Like Scottish Four Loko

round mica
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Worse

ancient tinsel
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Goes to Liquor store

round mica
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You can literally drink it very easily

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It gets you mighty drunk

south jetty
#

it's time

ancient tinsel
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I was in China in May and found out that baijiu is also really easy to drink

round mica
#

Fireballs a classic

ancient tinsel
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You get their premium wuliangye baijiu over there and it's like drinking water that makes everything better

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A bottle of Wuliangye over here is like $180

round mica
#

I have recently discovered ginger beer cider KEKW_ogryn

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Sorry beer your no longer my freind

ancient tinsel
#

Also

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Who actually likes IPAs

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It tastes like moldy boot leather

round mica
#

I like kingfisher

south jetty
#

my skull full of liquid

ancient tinsel
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That's a cool glass

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I lost my skull goblet when I moved

south jetty
#

thanks it's plastic

ancient tinsel
#

Sigh

south jetty
#

I only have like 2 actual glasses

ancient tinsel
#

I'm drinking water out of a wine glass right now because all my other glasses are dirty and I'm too lazy to wash them

south jetty
#

might have some mead

round mica
#

Do your dishes frein ❤️

ancient tinsel
south jetty
#

Do a couple dishes I promise you it's worth it

ancient tinsel
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Yeah

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Just been lazy

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On meds right now for a damaged esophagus

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My diet is so limited right now, it sucks

round mica
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I always do em when I make em so I don't get stuck w a whole sink full of stuff

ancient tinsel
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No alcohol. No coffee. No spicy foods

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I can't even eat chocolate or fried stuff

round mica
#

My condolences Sitgryn

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Atleast you can have ice cream right?

south jetty
#

I'll spoil this one as to not taunt you then

ancient tinsel
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Not really, lol. Dairy and fat make my reflux worse

round mica
#

My freind makes mead

ancient tinsel
#

That drink looks great

round mica
#

I swear I just get really bad headaches from it

ancient tinsel
#

I loved the last town I lived in

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I was like 2 blocks from a meadery

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Actually like 2 blocks from two different bars that brewed their own, a ciderhouse, and a meadery. I'm shocked I didn't have an alcoholic streak during that period

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They were all good

round mica
#

Iv begun to appreciate cider lately

ancient tinsel
#

I love cider now

round mica
#

I used to hate it

ancient tinsel
#

There's a ciderhouse that opens up for the weekends here by the beach in Half Moon Bay

round mica
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That sounds neat

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It's alot cheaper here to buy your drinks at the store and just take them home

ancient tinsel
#

Same

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I think bars are greedy now

round mica
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It's like 17$ for a pitcher at a pub smh

ancient tinsel
#

Who wants to pay 8 bucks for a fuckin Bud Light

round mica
#

Used to be 9$ for a pitch

twilit cedar
#

Insane

round mica
#

Pub beer is so much better too

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It's the gas they pump into the kegs

lilac sapphire
#

Why buy fancy expensive beer when you can get steel reserves for 5$

twilit cedar
#

Yeah but the pubs are scary

south jetty
#

i take a sip of mead

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oh boy

round mica
#

I never have liled those hipster beers there rank

south jetty
#

YouTube sharts

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I think I should eat

south jetty
#

fyu

ancient violet
elder merlin
south jetty
#

someone at Costco ordered from the food court wearing that shirt once

ancient tinsel
#

I love Costco

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As you can probably tell

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I live 6 minutes from one and it's so convenient

cyan elm
#

Gotta get gem glizzies

vocal pewter
#

Costco's CEO has on record threatened the life of another executive for suggesting to increase the cost of the hotdog

ocean widget
#

Finally

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A mediocre ceo

cyan elm
#

Good grace too

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Can you imagine how many people would be affected

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It's practically the closest thing there is to a capitalist bread line

south jetty
#

There'd be riots

marsh iris
#

blame the greedy hotdog stakeholders

south jetty
#

Blame your face

marsh iris
#

shut up

south jetty
#

dookiehead

halcyon glen
#

I like pina coladas

south jetty
marsh iris
south jetty
#

doodoo dookieface

marsh iris
south jetty
#

the head of an ass with the face of an ass

ocean widget
#

Shits fucked

cyan elm
#

Still, they did "kind of" get away with it, no?

vocal pewter
marsh iris
#

assy mcassass

pure wadi
#

Yo does anyone know what level of havoc is the equivalent to auric maelstrom?

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Like in difficulty

ancient tinsel
south jetty
ocean widget
south jetty
#

it was about an animated ass on legs

pure wadi
pure wadi
ancient tinsel
vocal pewter
south jetty
#

My Costco has suffered things such as the poop box man

vocal pewter
#

they've had to get rid of things to compensate but it stil costs the 1.50

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instead of a full combo it became just the hotdog etc etc

ancient tinsel
#

Costco will willingly sell things at a loss to get you in the door.

cyan elm
#

No as in, something about it being a "paid members only" thing

vocal pewter
#

oh yeah that

ancient tinsel
#

Hotdogs and rotisseries chickens are loss items but they don’t care. It gets you there shopping

vocal pewter
#

that's how costco makes a good portion of their money

south jetty
#

There was a guy who would leave boxes of poop in the carts outside and he wouldn't stop until the store manager wrote him a letter directly to his address to stop

ocean widget
ancient tinsel
#

Wtf

south jetty
#

Thank the heavens that was before me!

So a little while ago I had to pick up a bloody urine specimen cup from a cart -

ocean widget
ancient tinsel
ocean widget
ocean widget
south jetty
#

It's got great prices on a lot of goods for the membership, other benefits too
legal disclaimer: I am a Costco employee

ocean widget
#

Oh so you pay to get discounts

vocal pewter
south jetty
vocal pewter
#

so the membership isn't that expensive

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and in return you get things way cheaper

ocean widget
#

I think id rather pay to get a pike jammed up me arse

south jetty
#

Executive membership is $130 in the US. Basic (Gold or Business) is $65

ocean widget
#

Granted im not American so you guys get that for free

vocal pewter
#

People have done that math and that it's actually a scam etc etc because the amount you need to buy to make up for the memebership in savings from cheaper stuff is really high

south jetty
#

Depends on what you buy

ancient tinsel
#

@south jetty do you know any good tips or tricks we should know

vocal pewter
#

but like.... I would rather pay the membership and cheaper when I need it

fiery wave
vocal pewter
#

instead of always higher prices

ocean widget
vocal pewter
#

I don't make a whole lot of money

ancient tinsel
vocal pewter
#

so the one time membership with constant savings is easier for me

#

rather than higher prices when I might not be able to afford them

ancient tinsel
#

I just downgraded from executive to gold star member. Executive wasn’t worth it

south jetty
ocean widget
south jetty
#

One time I bought toilet paper from Costco and it lasted me months KEKW_ogryn

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would probably last longer now

ancient tinsel
#

I am literally buying TP there tomorrow

ocean widget
south jetty
#

Also I promise I'm trying not to shill but it's not a bad store by any means, even with the membership system

south jetty
ripe tangle
#

Greetings to you all.

south jetty
#

hi Lucia

ripe tangle
ancient tinsel
#

No, I love Costco. Like they have insane service. You can go return an item that you bought their 20 years ago

south jetty
ocean widget
south jetty
ocean widget
ripe tangle
#

if I come home from work and my legs feel like pain and jelly

#

is this a bad thing?

ocean widget
#

Yes

south jetty
#

Check your back

ocean widget
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Do not eat your legs

ancient tinsel
south jetty
#

Maybe you have a sinister spine like I do

ripe tangle
#

my back feels fine but my shoulders are stressed

halcyon glen
#

Erm

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😐

ocean widget
south jetty
#

Depends

ocean widget
#

Fym depends

fiery wave
# south jetty agreed NGL

They basically came here and ppl just WTF at the system. Cos even other supermarkets with their paid subs let you shop without, just paying more.

south jetty
#

I'd have to ask membership people about crazy return stories since there are the usual guidelines

ocean widget
#

Guidelines
No bodily fluids
No ammonia in the bleach bottles

ancient tinsel
#

I feel bad returning used stuff tho. Like I have to ship a Nespresso machine back to Amazon that I used to make one espresso with

south jetty
#

I'd say no biohazards yeah, no chemical hazards, has to be something you bought there that is either on a receipt on your membership or archived at the very least

#

It's not totally lawless

ocean widget
#

OK so ripping out telly guts is perfectly cool

ancient tinsel
#

I still lost it seeing someone return chicken salad they had clearly eaten

ocean widget
#

Neat

south jetty
#

But I'll have to talk to a membership person about it since I don't work there and I mostly see reasonable returns

south jetty
ocean widget
south jetty
#

"It didn't taste good"

south jetty
#

real reason used

ancient tinsel
#

He then proceeds to throw up the chicken salad on the counter in front of the staff KEKW_ogryn

ocean widget
#

Fuck thats so fucking stupid but something that makes so much sense

ancient tinsel
#

I need to see if Costco sells Nespresso pods or just Keurig cups

#

Also, don’t they sell mortgages? “I HAVE A KIRKLAND HOME”

ocean widget
ancient tinsel
#

Lmaooo

#

I always say that on my mic when I play my ogryn

#

Very few people catch the reference

ocean widget
#

I wouldnt be surprised if you could just live in a costco

#

Pretty sure some fucker tried that in a toys r Us a while back

ancient tinsel
#

Coming soon, when dystopian corporate America allows you to rent directly from companies

#

“yes, I live in aisle 21, bay 69”

ocean widget
#

Jeffrey Allen Manchester (born 1971) is an American convicted spree-robber and former United States Army Reserve soldier known as the 'Rooftop Robber' or simply 'Roofman' due to his modus operandi of breaking into his targets (most commonly McDonald's locations) by drilling through their roofs. Before being apprehended for the second time in 200...

#

Yeah he did

ocean widget
#

Just hiding in the ceiling

#

If the employees hate their job enough they probably wouldn't give a shit

fleet beacon
#

i poked out them heretic eyes

ocean widget
fleet beacon
#

i dont use the dropship i just drop off the ship

south jetty
#

We've had something similar in the past KEKW_ogryn

ocean widget
#

Nah amazon tried company towns a while back

lilac sapphire
#

Cant wait to rent out my Walmart(TM) domicile pod for only 1500USD a month

ocean widget
#

2021

south jetty
#

also don't shit over an entire bathroom then beg for free pants

#

That incident was actually kind of impressive though

south jetty
#

Not at Costco, a different job

ocean widget
# south jetty Not at Costco, a different job

You know sometimes I wonder why america and the UK Haven't got back together
And then I read something id expect to come out of the south park franchise and I am no longer wondering

south jetty
#

At least the UK is a fan (historically at least) of having similarly shit food safety standards

Looking at their record with mad cow disease

ocean widget
#

I see you haven't met tesco

south jetty
#

No but I don't want to

ocean widget
#

Good
Mr hands would not enjoy a Tesco lasagna

wintry fog
ocean widget
#

The horse fucker not the cyberpunk character

south jetty
#

Usually people who do that don't actually value the animals so I say he would wanna try it

spark plume
#

So a couple of years ago I was living with my best mate. He had a bunch of random liquor in his cupboard and I asked if he minded if I had any of it. He said I could have an old bottle of port in there, it was from the 1970s. It was absolutely delicious. I looked it up the next day and it goes at auction for $3000

wintry fog
ancient tinsel
#

I hate companies trying to make micro houses a thing. Instead of fixing billionaires and slumdog landlords with multiple properties, it’s “the new trend is living in 400 sqft”

ocean widget
ocean widget
south jetty
#

It's not respect just use and control

#

So that horse could have been in lasagna for all he cared if he survived

#

🚬

#

loathsome

ocean widget
#

Mr hands dying could've been the first domino to boeings downfall

south jetty
#

too busy being awful

ocean widget
#

He was a boeing engineer

#

And then he was a corpse

south jetty
#

I would have went for the planes personally

#

who said that.

#

what the hell was that....

#

I didn't say that.......

ocean widget
#

I've read that green text before hold on

south jetty
#

HUH

ocean widget
#

Jesus fucking christ

#

There we go

#

A legible text about a man who fucks planes

wicked pike
#

Hey, rejects

#

I hope heresy is down to manageable levels

ocean widget
#

It is

#

They've all moved to damnation

south jetty
wicked pike
#

And the xenos?

south jetty
#

He's weak and never started with the actual planes

ocean widget
south jetty
#

I'm going to the hangar to perform rites of maintenance on the Valkyrie ships. I can be trusted to be in there alone. Do not disrupt me. See you in a few hours

ocean widget
south jetty
#

Only if there's eating going on

wicked pike
#

I'm staying away from the flight hangars

south jetty
#

Smart decision making

ocean widget
south jetty
#

I think that's just people boarding

ocean widget
#

Entering through a hole designed for things to enter is just the aeronautical way of consumption

wicked pike
#

I've been told I'm smart, but I'm still here so

south jetty
#

I mean that describes multiple things

south jetty
ocean widget
#

Still better than the MP who got caught looking at "tractors"

marsh iris
#

what are we fighting about

ocean widget
wicked pike
#

Smart decisions

ocean widget
ripe tangle
#

did you know, if you showed a random Briton a picture of Margaret Thatcher; it puts them in a seething rage.

#

apparently everyone her c:

wicked pike
#

Greetings, sister.

ripe tangle
#

XD

ocean widget
#

Everyone except the dickheads have contempt for maggie

ripe tangle
wicked pike
#

Not sure if I'm technically in the guard anymore.

ripe tangle
#

You still wear the uniform?

marsh iris
ocean widget
ocean widget
#

Vore doesn't require digestion specifically

ripe tangle
#

why’re we talking about vore?

ocean widget
ripe tangle
#

should I smite you all for speaking of such perversions?

marsh iris
#

tyranid planes

ocean widget
#

Yeah tyranids should honestly just become mimics from prey

wicked pike
ripe tangle
#

Xenos should only be dealt with contempt and unending violence.

ocean widget
#

Just have some random crate eat people

wicked pike
#

I don't really like xenos but it's not really their fault.
Heretics, however, did choose to be wrong.

ocean widget
#

Wait why the fuck dont they just do that already
Just have some tiny fucker sneak in and turn into a crate

somber stream
#

I too, share a love for tank

#

No where near this level, though

ocean widget
#

Can you fucks stop shagging the vehicles

somber stream
#

Such passion

marsh iris
#

mimic leman russ

ocean widget
#

The fact thatd actually work though

#

Granted it'd be unbelievable

marsh iris
#

its be awesomeeee

south jetty
ocean widget
#

An aussie would probably nick it though

wintry fog
#

It's been three years and I haven't seen a leman russ kill a single heretic in DT

ocean widget
#

I swear some of em did it with a nazi tank

south jetty
#

Gotta give them Leman Russ tanks some motive force

marsh iris
#

so many smelter complex missions done to make tanks but no shots fired

wicked pike
#

I'm fairly certain Tech prisest at least sexually harass vehicles

round mica
#

The maori battalion used to steal German tanks and surprise the Germans w them

wintry fog
#

"You want us to animate it?"

somber stream
#

Don’t blame the mighty tanks, blame the operators

round mica
#

In flames of war the maori battalion can feild any German tanks

somber stream
#

-American, maybe

south jetty
wicked pike
wintry fog
#

All the panzers they have hidden on krieg along with other memorobilia

ocean widget
south jetty
#

You don't speak with them as I do. Of course you don't think so. You don't have the ability to know - but I do

round mica
#

They fought a few important battles, they were in Greece, North Africa fighting rommel and then Italy

subtle silo
#

Sus

marsh iris
#

when techpriest applied too liberal

ocean widget
#

Astral do not shag the rifle

marsh iris
round mica
#

Ew what the heck is that

ocean widget
subtle silo
#

For emperors sake

marsh iris
#

gun yoghurt

ripe tangle
#

@somber stream should I use a Xenostötengerät or a Ketzerntötengerät?

silver jasper
#

what exactly does finesse do again?

fleet beacon
#

back in my day we cleaned guns by not violating them

silver jasper
#

finesse damage

misty trench
ocean widget
south jetty
misty trench
south jetty
#

me too

ocean widget
south jetty
ocean widget
#

Pretty sure it's attack speed, crit and weak spot dmg tho

round mica
#

Spicy chicken wrap time

ocean widget
#

OK out of context that sounds bad

ocean widget
#

Or show it to costcogryn

#

He'll keel over if you do

south jetty
ripe tangle
#

@south jetty care to explain Techpriest, why when I sent a set of my Glorious Holy Power Armour to the Mechanicus for repairs and upgrades, did they weld a phallus to the fauld plate and declare it for a “Futa Mommy”

This enrages me, I’m giving you a formal complaint to fix this at once.

ocean widget
round mica
#

Because then people would know how gay the US army is KEKW_ogryn

ocean widget
#

I'm pretty sure everyone knows because of the YMCA

round mica
#

You may have a point there KEKW_ogryn

ocean widget
#

despite them supporting djt while their most known song is gay stereotyping

timber marten
#

anyone has the leaked Dueling Sword nerfs?

misty trench
ocean widget
#

They added 2 prongs to it and turned it into a fork

misty trench
south jetty
south jetty
ripe tangle
south jetty
#

@misty trench I'm mostly a bit miffed about something Modmail related but don't feel like getting it fixed rn

misty trench
ocean widget
#

What the fuck is modmail even for

south jetty
wintry fog
south jetty
ocean widget
#

Or pinged the mods

#

Either work

misty trench
#

modmail is for privately reporting stuff, pretty much. A lot of us in here don't accept cold DMs/friend requests because a lot of us have tended to get weird shit

south jetty
wintry fog
#

You never know when reddit's gonna get mad and a bunch of randos flood the server and send the CM death threats

misty trench
#

pinging mods absolutely works too but it's a matter of preference, some prefer not openly doing that stuff

ocean widget
south jetty
#

Also if you report things privately they don't try to delete evidence

round mica
ocean widget
#

The best witch trial was defo the dude who got crushed by rocks

misty trench
#

(the witch is just the only person in the village that learned decimal points)

ocean widget
wintry fog
#

Fr, I think warhammer games will get better once GW checks out and sells the IP for billions in the far(?) future.

round mica
#

They used to do things like put the "witch" in a steel box throw it in the sea and if she float it means she was a witch and they would kill her

round mica
#

But obviously she would sink

ocean widget
#

We dont need Sony ignoring it and we sure as hell dont need Disney touching it

misty trench
wintry fog
#

Warhammer 40k: The Warp Awakens

south jetty
ocean widget
#

If Sony gets their hands on warhammer there won't ever be a new warhammer game

wintry fog
#

Psyker named Rey whose the emperor's daughter so she can just do everything. (this is satire and not real no one yell at me)

round mica
#

Breakimg news Sony acquires the warhammer ip and cancels it

ocean widget
ocean widget
ripe tangle
ocean widget
#

They did it with LBP
they did it with Jak and daxter
They can do it with warhammer

round mica
#

Sounds about right

civic python
wintry fog
#

They should have stuck with Jak and Daxter.
I can't even remember what those rebranded Lara Croft games were called.

round mica
#

You mean uncharted?