general-chat

[ripe tangle]

formal and informal exists in English too c:

for names I mean

[lethal socket]

Sorry, I asked da emprah himself and he said I am allowed to do it

[fierce cave]

@stuck phoenix he has hat

[stuck phoenix]

Damn he’s a commisar now

[blissful kiln]

Katyusha is just very informal

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway I must go now

[ripe tangle]

Katyusha is just the name of a Rocket Battery

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-running-away-run-away-running-away-laughing-laughing-gif-14227942975904398337

[ripe tangle]

it’s also the name of an Anime Girl

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

[lethal socket]

I love the tau even with their hooves and strange olfactory senses

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/katyusha-moskau-slav-russian-russia-gif-18061388680465120617

[lethal socket]

her hooves just mean she can step on me harder :)

[somber stream]

I'm interested

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/nervoso-gif-4921255577321466832

[elder stone]

Katyusha, my beloved

[somber stream]

However, official GW art suggest they look nothing like it

[somber stream]

Hold your trigger Lucia

[lethal socket]

I would never ever ever support tau propoganda and commision artists to make some for me

[somber stream]

I'm spreading Imperial truth

[orchid skiff]

but his smile is forced

[somber stream]

Behold, thy Tau Fish "waifu"

[blissful kiln]

that's what the Imperium wants you to believe

[somber stream]

Probably smell like she looks, too

[lethal socket]

yes

Smash

[somber stream]

whuh

[blissful kiln]

gilf

[elder stone]

Straight outta Kamino

[inland mantle]

Smash next question

[ripe tangle]

who’s more weeby?

Eldar or Tau?

[lethal socket]

Eldar

[fierce cave]

Elder tau

[ripe tangle]

I agree

[blissful kiln]

Hawk Tau

[ripe tangle]

Eldar are slightly more weeby imo

[lethal socket]

for those who can't speak tau, the writing says

"Join commander farsight, fight for the greater good'

[gilded socket]

Oh damn

[somber stream]

Tau are literally space Japanese with Hooves

[lethal socket]

even more tau 'propoganda'

[fierce cave]

What makes me a good ____ if I was a bad ____ I wouldn't be here talking about it now would i

[fierce cave]

Hear me out

[lethal socket]

they aren't really japanese, just, general east asia

[somber stream]

Their accent in DoW betrays their identity

[orchid skiff]

what that do

[ripe tangle]

you ever consider that the Tau are more or less an East Asian flavored version of the Covenant from Halo except more Communistic and less Religious?

[fierce cave]

Imagine the grip

Of the tausy

[somber stream]

More or less

[lethal socket]

Stab you :)

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[somber stream]

But covvies are more scary in close combat than range

Brutes with a faken grav hammer

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-eraser-4big-guys-four-big-guys-face-gif-26980865

[livid blaze]

What is the Blight?

[blissful kiln]

when Tau learn how to strap melee weapons on their mechs, they'll be unstoppable

[ripe tangle]

Tau literally have Kroot who fit that role

[lethal socket]

Our very own isaacmighty is making more tau art too

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/blight-dead-by-daylight-gif-21230128

[lethal socket]

Wait till you hear about commander farsight

[somber stream]

Until then they will keep getting stomped by Krieggers with shovels

[livid blaze]

I mean in darktide

[fierce cave]

Oh

I don't even know the dbd things either

[livid blaze]

what else could I mean

[fierce cave]

The risk of rain 2 damage type

The dbd killer

Etc

[blissful kiln]

what is the Blyat

[fierce cave]

Funny Russian word

They say it when bad things happen

[livid blaze]

ugh, ill just find a wiki

[somber stream]

Not as scary looking, deadly though

[lethal socket]

Kroot are actually really scary to fight tbh

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-banished-halo-wars-2-jiralhanae-sangheili-brutes-gif-3297571682847583089

Imagine seeing a bunch of these mf on the horizon

[astral laurel]

dewclaw

[lethal socket]

Like, they look skinny but they are SHOCKINGLY strong

[somber stream]

Time to pack it up fellas

[blissful kiln]

"fucking larpers"

[lethal socket]

also! kroot breed through back rubs!

[somber stream]

Is that a fucking Bug on my KV-2

[lethal socket]

this is canon lore! thanks GW!

[viral vapor]

Wuts the difference between wardens and enforcers?

[astral laurel]

DBD jumpscare

[ripe tangle]

Kroot literally have mantis limbs, will fucking eat you, and literally transform when they do upgrading their traits and regening themselves in the process

That’s fucking terrifying

[lethal socket]

also, their skin is covered in oil that can reflect lasgun fire

[elder stone]

The love of soviet tanks must end NOW

[lethal socket]

you don't know wanna how that oil is made

[ripe tangle]

Let’s make fun of the Soviets for crappy design instead

[elder stone]

The Soviets CANT ENGINEER

[somber stream]

Nah
proceed to tank your AP shot with the fuel tank

[ripe tangle]

for example, did you know they didn’t even put radios in their tanks because they were afraid of chain of command being couped by lower ranks

[elder stone]

Soviet tanks were ass in everything other than production cost

[ancient tinsel]

Which is kinda sad because China just launched another new boat and it's like.. exactly based off a dated Soviet design

[somber stream]

Won the war, didn't they?

[elder stone]

Anything Soviet is overhyped

[elder stone]

Off American resources

[viral vapor]

Imperial tanks are shaped stupid. No angles to deflect hits.

[elder stone]

the soviets did jack shit until stalingrad

They did absolutely nothing other than meat wave tactics

and then kill their own after the war

[ancient tinsel]

Cybertanks?

[ripe tangle]

*Moscow

but yeah

[somber stream]

They contributed greatly in term of logistic, sure. Their tanks might be ass but it get the job done regardless

[elder stone]

Id rather live under nazi germany than soviet russia

[ripe tangle]

Woh

[somber stream]

Hot take my guy

[elder stone]

Thats how much I believe the soviets are ass

[orchid skiff]

what happens if i rub it

[ripe tangle]

don’t say that

[somber stream]

You're treading on thin ice

[ripe tangle]

people will not take that well…

-_-

[elder stone]

Thats my personal take and I dont see why people will be pressed over that

[lethal socket]

If you are a male kroot rubbing the back of a female kroot, you get to take care of a little kroot baby

[fierce cave]

Waltuh

[elder stone]

both are terrible sure, I wont compare which is which, but from personal experience I would not want to live a day in Soviet era

[fierce cave]

Let me eat you waltuh

[ancient tinsel]

He's not saying he wants Nazi Germany to exist. He just means they provided for their country better than Russia

[ripe tangle]

I literally hate both Communists and Fascists, I see both ideologies as destructive and exploitive

[orchid skiff]

i wish to stay human

[viral vapor]

What are you talking about? I’m talking about deflection.

[somber stream]

No comment lol

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a fan of raw capitalism either so don’t even at me about that either

[ancient tinsel]

We need a socialist revolution here in America

[elder stone]

The Soviets are overhyped everywhere because "big ass country" but they did horribly in every conflict ever

[somber stream]

Okay

[elder stone]

fuck no

[somber stream]

Moving on

Getting too political here

[ancient tinsel]

Lol

[lethal socket]

Tau women my beloved

[viral vapor]

You trying to get burned at the stake?

[somber stream]

Make love for war

[lethal socket]

Final tau propoganda for now, until I get more >:)

[elder stone]

Yall hear about steel hunters?

[ancient tinsel]

Nah. I've just been to China and China is already dominating us in soft power and advances. Their cultural revolution was.. a bit too much.. but it achieved great long term strides.

[elder stone]

China is not socialist

they are only communist in name

[ripe tangle]

@lethal socket FOR HERESY YOU ARE CONDEMNED TO DEATH

[elder stone]

Its a capitalist system running under an authoritarian government

[lethal socket]

sorry, I have permission from the emperor ro kiss tau :)

[orchid skiff]

good thing the drawing is cropped i bet hooves in stockings look goofy as hell

[ancient tinsel]

Loosh, I know. My girlfriend is from Xi'an. Believe me. I know. But they have socialist aspects like nationalized banks/airlines/infra.

[ripe tangle]

Where is your warrant?

[lethal socket]

with my tau wife. she is keeping it safe :)

[elder stone]

Yeah and Im from Kyiv, socialism does not work without capitalism

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-shot-bullets-gif-15884471

[ancient tinsel]

I didn't say to get rid of capitalism. I jsut think we need to adopt more socialist things. Like.. I dunno... universal healthcare

[lethal socket]

I love my water caste wife <3

[ancient tinsel]

Biggest thing my girlfriend hates as a doctor here is how fucked up healthcare is

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[lilac sapphire]

Is that like kiev

[ancient tinsel]

Kyiv, Ukraine, yeah

[viral vapor]

I’ve imagined how if a couple of cops tried to arrest someone and that someone had a bolter and a conversion field.

[elder stone]

Kiev is the russian way of saying it

[viral vapor]

I’m pissed I can’t find chicken kiev in the grocerery store anymore.

[marsh iris]

hello nurse

[blissful kiln]

because it's chicken kyiv now

[lethal socket]

I know some think tau bad, but have you ever thought instead tau good?

[ancient tinsel]

I've never tried that. It's good?

[blissful kiln]

💀

[ancient tinsel]

Didn't Stalker devs also changed Chernobyl to Chornobyl?

[marsh iris]

i after the greater goods

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah lmao

[somber stream]

Personally i'm just waiting for that Eldar waifu update

[lilac sapphire]

Really jarring

[somber stream]

Will be grand, i'm sure

[gilded socket]

I feel better now

[fair bridge]

reminds me of this chat sometimes (i do not know where this is from)

[gilded socket]

No more lava shits

[lethal socket]

Would I plan on commissioning an artist to draw my tau OC leg locking an imperial guardsmen to break their neck? never ever, I would never every do such a thing (I'm doing it)

[viral vapor]

It breaded chicken stuffed with herb butter. Butter melts when it’s cooked. Oozes out when you slice it.

[gilded socket]

Ask @somber stream

[ancient tinsel]

Damn. That sounds like.. chicken cordon bleu?

[ripe tangle]

a dish invented in Imperial Russia and popularized by Victorians in the West

[ancient tinsel]

Diff stuffing

[somber stream]

Not taking any heretik comm

[ancient tinsel]

OH SHIT. That reminds me there's a new Georgian restaurant down the road from me here in the Bay

[viral vapor]

Difference is cheese and ham vs herb butter.

[ancient tinsel]

Herb butter sounds better

[ripe tangle]

Chicken Cordon Bleu is a French version of a similar dish but with hama nd cheese

[lethal socket]

'Imperium fan artist? I would like to commission you to draw TAU!"

[ancient tinsel]

Did anyone here play that old Tau game? What was it? Fire Warrior or something?

[gilded socket]

I see you @fiery wave hi

[lethal socket]

I wish we would get tau games :(

[lilac sapphire]

There was one

[ancient tinsel]

They did like one and I'm pretty sure it flopped.

[lilac sapphire]

Like 20 years ago

[lethal socket]

a new one

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah, I want new too.

[lethal socket]

Not one the same age as me

[blissful kiln]

T'au Fire Warrior > CSM

[ancient tinsel]

Let me pilot a crisis suit.

[blissful kiln]

it's canon

[lilac sapphire]

Nah for some reason GW only wants imperium games

[lethal socket]

PH MY GOD

[lilac sapphire]

Since its the most marketable

[lethal socket]

40K fire warrior is OLDER then me

[ancient tinsel]

Get the Armored Core devs to make a tau battle suit game.

[lethal socket]

by a year but still

its older then me

[somber stream]

Sure, 200 Euro a piece

[ancient tinsel]

Warhammer is older than all of us. ;_;

[gilded socket]

And how old is fire warrior

[somber stream]

(I'm drawing for free with Imperial pieces)

[ancient tinsel]

I remember seeing Warhammer minis for the first time at Funko Land in the 90s.

[lethal socket]

from 2003

[marsh iris]

i must get my hands on some poulét

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck thats older than me

[marsh iris]

i heard its the best roast chicken

[lethal socket]

Don't make me bring up my tau marines

[somber stream]

Marines are cringe anyway

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-guard-cat-warhammer40k-gif-23254825

[elder stone]

They are liked by basic people

[ancient tinsel]

Anyone play that new Ork racing game that's basically Twisted Metal?

[marsh iris]

imperium is cringe ngl

[lilac sapphire]

Why is everyone here so young

[gilded socket]

FOR THE GUARD!!!!

[ancient tinsel]

[lethal socket]

I am just sayinggg

[ancient tinsel]

I am not. I got roasted for it today, lmao

[lethal socket]

the tau and guard are kinda similar

shooting based, not great melee, few psykers

:)

[ancient tinsel]

Guard have better melee than Tau for sure

[lethal socket]

tau got kroot so

[gilded socket]

We have many psykers

[marsh iris]

guards a little better with fixed bayonets buff

https://tenor.com/view/atun-shei-films-atun-shei-billy-yank-civil-war-gettysburg-gif-981653382685529849

[lethal socket]

At least we get the battlesuits

[ancient tinsel]

Space Commie Gundams

[lethal socket]

smash

[ancient tinsel]

[gilded socket]

I love gundam but gundam looks cooler with the guard’s camo patterns

[lethal socket]

I would rather live as a human in the tau empire then a human in the imperium

just saying

[ancient tinsel]

Gundam just dropped a new trading card game.

[lethal socket]

I get to have ramen in the tau empire :)

[ancient tinsel]

Should probably buy a few packs as store sof value since it's first printing

[woven hill]

has anyone else's game servers been a lot less stable recently?

[halcyon glen]

What a tomb

[gilded socket]

Ykw yeah

[woven hill]

can't hardly play a game without drifting around like a bag in the wind

[ancient tinsel]

@woven hill the devs are on vacation and infra is like.. terribly automated right now.

[woven hill]

sweet

[blissful kiln]

darktide baby zoom zoom game

[marsh iris]

katy perry reference??

[woven hill]

what's a mailing address that i can send them a letter of hate

[lethal socket]

you get it you get it :)

[woven hill]

were i under a more happy mood i would grin but i am genuinely seething right now

[gilded socket]

Fire warrior gundam wife

[woven hill]

i just want to play this fuckass game

[lethal socket]

exactly what my tau OC is

She is a fire warrior Ghostkeel pilot for the farsight enclaves

[ancient tinsel]

"I just want to play this fuckass game" -Testimonial for the next Darktide 2's marketing

[orchid skiff]

what's her name i'm gonna commission a story where i steal her from you

[marsh iris]

add more fuckass got it -devs

[lethal socket]

LMAO

Her name is Tav'shui

[gilded socket]

Is she single LMAO

[ancient tinsel]

What's that mean in.. uh.. Tau.. Taugalog.. Thaui?

[lethal socket]

I am so sorry to tell you she has a husband

[ancient tinsel]

Wtf is their language called anyways

[marsh iris]

you could try changing the next best region

[lethal socket]

she has a twink water caste husband

[gilded socket]

Peak

[lethal socket]

Her full name is Shas'ui Tav'Shui

[marsh iris]

sounds like spitting

[ocean widget]

Tav?

[marsh iris]

if you know what i mean

[gilded socket]

He took her last name?

[ocean widget]

We know what spitting is dw

[lethal socket]

Shas'ui just means veteran because she was a fire warrior veteran

[edgy flame]

BG3 is breaching containment...it must be stopped

[ocean widget]

Fuck you whoever reacted to that

[gilded socket]

Oh

[ancient tinsel]

I'm so sad they didn't do more for BG3 content

[ocean widget]

They did

It got cut though

[ancient tinsel]

Fr?

Was it an entire DLC?

[ocean widget]

Yeah wyll got entirely revamped cus people didn't like him being a dick in early access

Like his entire story got changed

[lethal socket]

Her husbands name is Por'tio'Shoh

[ancient tinsel]

Oh shit. That's a huge pivot then

[ocean widget]

Minthara became neutral because people didn't like her being evil only

[gilded socket]

Wlw tau human

[lethal socket]

this was a shitpost for a friend lmao

[marsh iris]

i bet theres free healthcare in tau

[ancient tinsel]

I gotta replay it sometime and roll a diff alignment. I was cool with Minthara because I was playing an evil Drow

[lethal socket]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Peaaakkkk

[astral laurel]

Isn't there free healthcare in the imperium too?

[ocean widget]

We only got halsin as a companion when we could've got tiefling bard due to a community vote resulting in one having no tiefling or bard companion but we always need an extra elf and druid for some fucking reason

[ancient tinsel]

Though it did feel bad slaughtering the entire grove

[astral laurel]

IE: SERVITOR TIME

[edgy flame]

I did not need that jumpscare in my life

[round mica]

Are the servers still being difficult?

[ancient tinsel]

Yes

[round mica]

Dammit

[ocean widget]

I tried evil
Ngl it sucks cus they sucked at writing evil choices

[marsh iris]

free cyborg augmentation at the cost of freewill

[woven hill]

okay so here's the problem
in the mourningstar (hosted by fatshark servers) i have no issues moving anywhere. i can move in circles and circles and circles, sprint place to place and it's fine
the moment i get into a match
rubber banding, desync, false shots, ability's unable to be used, nothing is.

[ancient tinsel]

Agreed. I stopped halfway through and went true neutral

[marsh iris]

freewill is overrated anyway

[round mica]

How am I supposed to feel better if I have no heretics to purge

[edgy flame]

You can honestly do more evil stuff by doing a good path

[round mica]

Smh

[lethal socket]

thank about pretty tau women :)

thats what I do

[round mica]

Ew

[woven hill]

i'm going to speak to my local chinese fishermen and ask them to increase the number of sharks they scalp

SO ONE DAY MAYBE FATSHARK WILL DIE TOO

[edgy flame]

I hate this timeline.....

[ocean widget]

Even evil durge sucks to play and you are literally the dark urge

You know

Bhaalspawn

[halcyon glen]

What a womb

[lethal socket]

too baddd

I am litterally, thinking about tau women as we speak

for I

[ocean widget]

You dont even get one evil companion

[lethal socket]

am the strongest tau kisser known to da emprah

[ocean widget]

Ascended astarion is only evil and you get him at act 3
Before then hes neutral

[edgy flame]

I think that qualifies as a medical condition

[ancient tinsel]

I also need to finish playing Pathfinder.. Another game I got sidetracked from..

[lethal socket]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Me and my imaginary tau wife

[wicked pike]

There's a reason we're called rejects

[lethal socket]

its called Autism

[ocean widget]

At least rogue trader gives you one heretical companion ffs

[ancient tinsel]

Oh, the Drukhari dude

[edgy flame]

Kingmaker or WotR?

[lethal socket]

nah, she isn't fake, you just cant meet her :)

[ocean widget]

Nope

[lethal socket]

She is on Vior'los

[ocean widget]

The unsanctioned psyker

[ancient tinsel]

Oh, her. I forgot her because she annoyed me and I stopped using here.

Indira? Is that her name?

[ocean widget]

Yeah thats fair

Idira

If she was a sanctioned psyker she'd be another dogmatic

[ancient tinsel]

WotR. Kingmaker was great

[wicked pike]

I hope we are all doing alright today

[ocean widget]

It is painful how good games that offer an evil path just absolutely suck at said evil path

I'd rather they just not include the damn thing at all

[gilded socket]

Lesbo yearning hours activated (i will cry)

[orchid skiff]

LMAO

[ancient tinsel]

Petition: hire more psyopathic narrative writers in the RPG studios

[edgy flame]

Still need to beat kingmaker....good game but i have to be in the right mood to sit down and play it. WotR is awesome tho

[ocean widget]

We just need them to be good at writing evil shit

[wicked pike]

You just said writers twice

[edgy flame]

You mean kicking a squirrel to death wasn't the most evil thing you could think of?

[wicked pike]

We need to go darker

Like a tide

Of some kind

[edgy flame]

Kick a child to death. Got it.

[lethal socket]

average night lord or smth

[wicked pike]

Nicest Night Lord

[edgy flame]

Was it that easy to guess my favorite legion?

[ocean widget]

You can let a child get turned into a Hag but thats like the most evil thing you can do in the game from what i know of apart from taking over the netherbrain for yourself

Btw taking over the netherbrain isn't something you have to actually choose to do

You can fat finger that thing and have it happen

[ancient tinsel]

Larian is also in Sweden, yeah?

[ocean widget]

Think so

[ancient tinsel]

I bet they're just too nice up there

[ocean widget]

Nah Belgium

[ancient tinsel]

Ah close

Ish

[wicked pike]

All European countries are the same to me

[ancient tinsel]

That's so sad

[elder stone]

bad take

[ancient tinsel]

Have you only been to one European country?

[ocean widget]

How the fuck do they have a studio in England but the most evil choice you actually make is letting a child become a hag

[wicked pike]

Actually, depending on how you consider Eastern Europe, I've been to most of Europe.

[gilded socket]

Yearn hours

[edgy flame]

Wait you guys think Europe exists?

[ancient tinsel]

I mean.. maybe with the migrations and multiculturalism it's all starting to blend. But I quite enjoy all the different aspects of different countries there

Slovenia is my fav

[trail isle]

can confirm btw

[ocean widget]

As someone who's had to deal with brexit
Europe doesn't exist to England

[wicked pike]

I haven't been to the UK

[ocean widget]

Don't come then

[wicked pike]

So maybe that stands out

[ocean widget]

Its shit here

[ancient tinsel]

SOme will say you aren't missing much.

[wicked pike]

Berlin was nice

[ocean widget]

The best choice you can make in life is staying away from england

[ancient tinsel]

Ugh. Berlin felt so stale to me. I much preferred Frankfurt and Munich

[wicked pike]

As an American, I am obligated to point out the revolution here. It's just the rules.

[ocean widget]

If languages weren't a bitch to learn id probably travel more

[ancient tinsel]

That's where I do like the USA... I can travel as far as the distance across all of Europe and people are still speaking English

[ocean widget]

Oh so nothing much will change except less likely to be shot

[round mica]

I'd travel If I wasn't a hermit

I wouldn't even know what to do in a different country

[ancient tinsel]

Maybe traveling will make you not a hermit?

[ocean widget]

Have a pint and go home probably

[wicked pike]

To be fair I don't speak many of the European languages so maybe it's just a similar experience for everyone who doesn't understand the locals

[gilded socket]

@elder stone https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKHVQEEMGEx/?igsh=MTc1Y3FsYzVuMW1jZQ==

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[ocean widget]

The furthest I've been out of England is a fucking Asian market near me so you can tell how cultured I am because of it

[misty trench]

the furthest I've been out of Australia is London

fuckin' hate london

[polar vortex]

I've been through a few eastern European countries, favorite one being Estonia

[orchid skiff]

visit mcdonalds to feel at home

[ancient tinsel]

Even Londoners hate London!

[round mica]

I also wouldn't go somewhere if I can't speak the language , easy way to get robbed

[ocean widget]

Nobody here likes london either dw

[ocean widget]

This

[ancient tinsel]

I think like.. only 12% of London is native Londoners nowadays?

[ocean widget]

London is a shithole capital of a shithole

I wouldn't be surprised ngl

Shits too expensive to live in

[misty trench]

I mean the demographics have nothing to do with it, it's just a shitty city

[ocean widget]

Too much fucking tourism too

[misty trench]

some cool historical stuff is the only saving grace

[round mica]

I blame the music they listen too

[gilded socket]

Imaginary Tau wife

[wicked pike]

That damned rap music

[ancient tinsel]

Every corner trying to sell you a shitty resin cast of a red telephone booth.

[ocean widget]

London would be a lot more interesting if we had a modern day guy fawkes

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been to London

[ocean widget]

Why

[ancient tinsel]

And the food.

[ripe tangle]

it was NOT what I was expecting lmao

[wicked pike]

Thoughts?

[ocean widget]

Did you expect it to be good

[misty trench]

it was roughly what I expected, which is unfortunate lmao

[wicked pike]

On a scale of heresy to not heresy, how was it?

[ancient tinsel]

Honestly, I'd say go to Scotland over England if you want to check out that part of the world.

[ripe tangle]

yeah… instead I got NYC with older buildings and I was accosted by some Indian guy in the Tube XD

[misty trench]

I liked Paris more and Paris is pretty fuckin' dirty

[ocean widget]

Can confirm

[ocean widget]

Yeah thats london

[round mica]

music about murder is celebrated ? Like what?

[ocean widget]

Its a shithole

[ocean widget]

That exists all over the world

[round mica]

London tho is bad

[wicked pike]

Brainwashing the youth

[round mica]

Probably worse than alot of other places

[ripe tangle]

which European Capitol is the best though?

[round mica]

None of em

[ripe tangle]

I heard Vienna is really nice

[gilded socket]

Who was in paris?

[misty trench]

Vienna has sausage

[ocean widget]

Which ones furthest from England

[round mica]

Nah idk probably germany

[ocean widget]

Aquila

[ripe tangle]

probably Moscow tbh

[ancient tinsel]

Do you think Europe will collapse? Someone said the refugee crisis is probably going to cause countries over there start to buckle one after another.

[ocean widget]

Moscow then

[ripe tangle]

which isn’t very nice

[gilded socket]

Aquilas in paris

[ocean widget]

Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised

[misty trench]

some guy pickpocketed me on the eifel tower

well I'm assuming that's what he was trying to do but he did mostly just grab my ass so

[ocean widget]

[wicked pike]

Moscow being the best capital in Europe is a bleak thought

[gilded socket]

Bust some heads

[ripe tangle]

it is a bleak thought yeah…

[ocean widget]

Given the average competence of a countries government im expecting a lot more civil wars sooner or later

Hopefully they happen when I'm dead so I ain't gotta do shit

[misty trench]

like I didn't even have anything in my backpocket so maybe he was just copping a feel, I turned around and whoever it was had disappeared into the crowd

[somber stream]

Europe as in EU? Not any time soon, but at this rate, maybe in 20 years or so

[misty trench]

unless the old lady behind me did it which like...whatever

[ocean widget]

Shit wrong one

[wicked pike]

I think you just got groped

[ocean widget]

You a man or a woman?

[misty trench]

bloke

so I'm assuming pickpocket

[ocean widget]

That's probably why then

[wicked pike]

Fella

[ocean widget]

Men's trousers have bigger pockets

Kinda gotta get a feel when pickpocketing

[misty trench]

bro reached in and found nothin' but booty

[round mica]

Come to nz guys leave America and Europe's problems at the door

I lowkey feel bad for yall

[misty trench]

swap out your old world problems for new world problems

[ancient tinsel]

I think I'm eventually just going to go retire early in China once I'm better with Mandarin and hopefully CHina will be insulated from some of the bigger world dilemmas I think will hit..

[wicked pike]

Can't. Gotta go down with the ship.

[ancient tinsel]

Thinking civil wars in the EU, America..

[ocean widget]

[ripe tangle]

is it illegal in France to booby trap a handbag or a pants pocket so that when a thief sticks his hand in there he gets shredded by razor blades?

[ocean widget]

China being insulated from problems is like saying an igloo is fireproof

[somber stream]

A lot of western folks are moving to China, unironically

[ocean widget]

It'd be classed as a deadly weapon so probably

[round mica]

The Chinese government is paying for them iirc

[ancient tinsel]

Well, I'm sure they'll be impacted, but they've done a great job of ensuring their own country is resilient and self sufficient. Like they cna provide most of their own goods and crops and infra

[wicked pike]

Depends on if you're allowed to carry such things

[ripe tangle]

okay so what if I just fill it with something really gross like sewage?

[ocean widget]

I wouldn't be surprised if they got paid like John cena did

[ocean widget]

You'd just be classed as a weirdo but legally you'd probably be safe

[orchid skiff]

sry

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough XD

[misty trench]

water from the seine

[wicked pike]

As a general rule, if the government is paying you to go somewhere, don't.

[ancient tinsel]

We have three properties over there already. It's really nice to go there if you can navigate a city.

[ripe tangle]

easiest way to obtain sewage whilst in Paris

[woven hill]

ban arbitrator.

[ripe tangle]

it’s even free!

[ocean widget]

No, suck a dick

[woven hill]

ban his dick having privileges

[ocean widget]

Three?

[ocean widget]

Thanks for assuming im a dude i guess

[cyan elm]

Government's been paying us to have kids, fancy that

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah. Two in the city center, one rural townhouse in the countryside of Xi'an

[ocean widget]

They need more slaves in the workforce

[woven hill]

you're a person referring to themselves as a "dense motherfucker" and you're in a warhammer server

[ocean widget]

I'm guessing they were cheap

[wicked pike]

I stand by what I said

[ripe tangle]

in Australia is it illegal to beat up an Eshay?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-dark-viper-au-rambling-mad-angry-gif-2825798997258800055

[misty trench]

well it's illegal to beat up anyone but that doesn't stop people

[woven hill]

nice self insert

[round mica]

It's actually weird cause we trade w China so heavily and the us is trying to have us put sections on stuff

[woven hill]

ezpz

[ocean widget]

Its a darkviperau reference dude

[woven hill]

what the fuck is that

[ocean widget]

I have the creative output of a dead pigeon

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah. But they're super expensive now. Living in the city center is like.. the dream for folks there. The properties were inherited through their "hukou" system

[woven hill]

no shit

[misty trench]

only if you get caught

[ocean widget]

An Australian who plays games slightly faster than normal

[wicked pike]

Kill all witnesses, got it

[woven hill]

i wish he would shave his pube beard whoever he is

and brush his teeth

[ocean widget]

Shit

[ancient tinsel]

Like we could probably sell one of the city center apartments over there for the equivalent USD to buy a home in the SF Bay area over here.

[round mica]

Like we have this program where Chinese can come over and work and then they can bring there whole family over

[ripe tangle]

apparently quickest way to become friends with Aussies is to have a drunken brawl with them… it doesn’t matter if you win or lose

[ocean widget]

You seem like the type of person who would support itch.io having LGBT games being removed

[ancient tinsel]

I want to fight Russell Crowe

[ripe tangle]

bonus points if it’s at a Football Game

[ocean widget]

[woven hill]

i don't care what's between your legs or who you love, as long as they're not animals, kids, dead, or unconsenting

[round mica]

It's gonna be weird our relationship w the USA after this

[wicked pike]

It's like that in a lot of places from what I've seen

[thorny sentinel]

Im Running Both Barrels And Hit And Run On My Double Barrel Shotgun, But Low Key I wanna Swap OUt Hit And Run For Something Else But Idk What

[misty trench]

tbf, there's some truth to this, my best friend I met by breaking his nose

[ocean widget]

I'm sure thats your opinion given previous comments
Mhmm

[ripe tangle]

Nice

[ocean widget]

Isnt that the usual though

[ancient tinsel]

Lol. Find you a rich partner with no siblings they have to split inheritances with

[ocean widget]

Either you kill the fucker or you become friends with them

[woven hill]

do i look like a scarecrow? stop strawmanning me fuckass nerd

[ocean widget]

[ocean widget]

God, thatd be nice but fuck being a trophy partner sounds like shit

[misty trench]

idk, apparently not in North America

[ocean widget]

Strange

[round mica]

I notice the people you meet like that always turn out to be really good freinds too

[wicked pike]

Depends on where you go.

[round mica]

Like usually better than the ones you thought are your freinds

[ancient tinsel]

Eh, there's some truth to it. my best friend from Texas is complete opposite to my politics and we fought all the time but still game and hang out and shit. First met him debating the merits of complete unfettered capitalism

Didn't PHYSICALLY fight him though.. He'd of beat the shit out of me, lmao

Dude looks like fuckin Henry Cavill

[round mica]

It's not about size or strength in a scrap it's about who's got the bigger heart

[wicked pike]

Everyone's easier to beat once their knees are taken out

[mental jasper]

what resistance do i get for my third curios beside gunner ?

[ocean widget]

Positives: there'll be advancements within technology
Negatives: those advancements are designed specifically to rail the common man so far up the arse that their bowels will end up coming out through their mouths

[round mica]

I know a 5 ft guy who people are terrified off

[civic python]

saying this like youd have the balls to do it tho

[ocean widget]

I think most people would be afraid of someone with 5 feet

[wicked pike]

More I'd rather not cripple someone

[ancient tinsel]

I think that we should have halted technology advancement in the late 90s/early 2000s. Like.. STOP at AOL Instant Messenger and Myspace

[mental jasper]

chat ?

[ocean widget]

I dont know

[mental jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398665085794390137/1401283792676851763/attachment.gif

[ocean widget]

Stick 10% more ordo dockets on it

[ancient tinsel]

Ah shit, did havocs reset?

[ocean widget]

Probably

[ancient tinsel]

I gotta check my cache I think

[ocean widget]

Don't they reset weekly or smth

[mental jasper]

yee

[ancient tinsel]

I think Sundays

[mental jasper]

also yee

[ocean widget]

Awful

[mental jasper]

sunday and monday depending on where you live

[fiery wave]

Weekly? Yeah. Reset 5 hours ago or so.

[ocean widget]

I genuinely cannot be fucked with havoc ngl

The party finder sucks ass

[ancient tinsel]

Ainz is helpful in running people. They got me to 40 because I didn't want to mess with the 30s.

Now I just want true survivor and I'll never play havoc again

[ocean widget]

Sick
I'm on havoc 0

[ocean widget]

I do not blame you from what I've seen

[mental jasper]

@fiery wave hallo
what resist do i get for my third curios

[ocean widget]

Havoc looks less enjoyable than maplestory 1

[fiery wave]

I run CDR, Stam regen and Toughness.

So I dunno.

[ocean widget]

And maplestory 1 killed off its sequel because it made more money than the sequel

[round mica]

I Just play auric tbh

[fiery wave]

Depends on class?

[round mica]

Havoc stinky

[mental jasper]

beh

[ocean widget]

Ready for it and willing to use the party finder for it are unfortunately different things

[mental jasper]

do you know anyone who could help me

[ancient tinsel]

Havoc feels too sweaty. Everyone will criticize, whreas with aurics it's usually everyone laughing if the whole team gets yeeted off a cliff from barrels

[fiery wave]

Ask @digital fulcrum maybe.

[ocean widget]

Do you get hit by snipers a decent bit
If yes take sniper

[mental jasper]

i'll consider that

[gilded socket]

I cant wait to deploy

[ocean widget]

Yeah im defo gonna be using whatever the meta ogryn build is because I cannot be fucked with havoc

[ancient tinsel]

I felt like I was tougher in Havocs as arbi than ogryn

[ocean widget]

I'm not paying 10 to 15 quid for a single character ngl

[fiery wave]

I just never bother with resists and just live and die on 300+ ping and packet loss.

[ancient tinsel]

Are you on Steam?

[ocean widget]

Yeah

No cdkeys for arby yet

[ancient tinsel]

Send me your tag. I'll buy you that shit because arbi is fun as hell

[ocean widget]

Nah piss off dude
I dont need unpaid debts on my conscience

[ancient tinsel]

WOuldn't be a debt, but I understand

[slate summit]

Said by costcogryn

[ocean widget]

Tbf ogryns would probably work at Costco given what I've seen of videos

[slate summit]

Triple chunk choc cookie

[ancient tinsel]

I specifically made my name this because I imagined an ogryn greeter from that movie Idiocracy.

[slate summit]

[ancient tinsel]

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[slate summit]

God what a great movie

[civic python]

cant wait for the arbi nerfs 🙏

[fiery wave]

I mean, restocking is a whole lot of heavy lifting.

[ocean widget]

The bulk buying though

[slate summit]

Theres another guy who plays over in Mortis trials his name is brawndo for his ogryn

[ancient tinsel]

Do they have servitor ogryns?

[ocean widget]

I mean maybe?

[misty trench]

understood, nering toughness gen by 2% and reintroducing the dog bleed bug

[ancient tinsel]

True. I was stuck at CL 29 because everyone assumes someone at 29 isn't ready for the 30 cliff

[south jetty]

i coul play ogryn Right Now

[slate summit]

More than likely

[ocean widget]

Probably not though given the ogryns aren't too smart

[fiery wave]

True, but you said work for them so... lul.

[ocean widget]

Discount means more rations

[south jetty]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Servitor-Ogryn

[ocean widget]

Oh shit

Now we just need ogryn skitarii

Brunt is probably an ogryn tech priest

[ancient tinsel]

Damn, they use them as combat servitors too?

[ocean widget]

I mean a smart MG wielding turret would be pretty useful

[fiery wave]

I suppose.

[ocean widget]

Plus cheaper than making an actual turret

[ancient tinsel]

You know, it'd be wild if they just let each reject spec into being a combat servitor and it opened up a completely different talent tree and weapons to us.. Like.. would you servitorize yourself if it meant you couldn't go back to being a normal reject?

[wicked pike]

Turrets are expensive

[south jetty]

I'd servitorize my ogryn instantly

[ocean widget]

Given I would be able to make my zealot post-andrew Ryan yeah

[civic python]

thatd be paid dlc btw

[ancient tinsel]

Ofc

[slate summit]

Yea but no personality like literally

[gilded socket]

Beeschurger

[ocean widget]

My zealot is literally just what I imagine johnny topside would look like
Unfortunately no armour that looks like subject delta

[slate summit]

Brain dead robot cyborg

[ancient tinsel]

No, Kayex

[ocean widget]

Nah fuckin who's her face seems more likely to servitorise on a whim

[neat wraith]

Anyone bored and want to help me with the malleus monstronum penance?

[ocean widget]

Fuckin who's the bastard who talks to swagger on the void missions

[ancient tinsel]

Rannick?

[ocean widget]

Nah tech priest

Hadron thats the fucker

[neat wraith]

will do, thanks

[ocean widget]

Had to check the bloody server emoji to remember hadrons name

[ancient tinsel]

[ocean widget]

Names are a fucking bitch to remember I tell you what

[ancient tinsel]

Hank Hill

[ocean widget]

[ocean widget]

God no, living in texas would be hell

[ancient tinsel]

Can confirm, I was born there, moved out three years ago

[gilded socket]

Ngl i should get dog ears

[ocean widget]

A quotable meme is easier to remember than a meme unfortunately

[ancient tinsel]

But I watch KotH fondly.

And my Arbi is named "Boomhauer"

[ocean widget]

Yeah the new series is good

Shame about redcorns va

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

Can't exactly say im surprised

[ancient tinsel]

And now Chuck Mangione died

Brittany Murphy..

That show lost a lot of talent

[ocean widget]

Thank fuck they haven't said their voices can be used for ai though

[ancient tinsel]

Oh just wait, some studio will make that the new norm

Or else we'll just be watching entire AI-generated videos and not know the voices and actors are fake

Like that one singer in Japan

[ocean widget]

Yeah I know
Better they live in peace than as a lifeless clone like the darth vader va for as long as possible

[ancient tinsel]

That a guy tried to marry

[somber stream]

Miku?

[ancient tinsel]

YES

[ocean widget]

Hatsune miku

[somber stream]

Yeah it’s bleak

[ancient tinsel]

Some guy there is legally married to her. Or.. his body pillow..? that is her??

[ocean widget]

He was sorta

Then the service for her shut down so his "wife" essentially died

[gilded socket]

Dude shes the same age as me

[somber stream]

Lore accurate waif

[wary scarab]

Someone tried marrying Vocaloid?

[ocean widget]

https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/the-man-who-married-a-hologram-in-japan-can-no-longer/426715

[somber stream]

Someone did.

[ocean widget]

He succeeded

[ancient tinsel]

THAT'S RIGHT I remember reading her service shut down

[wary scarab]

That.... That just sad

[ocean widget]

Its japan

If it wasn't sad id be fuckin surprised

[somber stream]

Korea next

[ancient tinsel]

Knowing Japan though, he'll probably retrain himself to be an engineer and locally host her on his own infrastructure at home or something wild

[ocean widget]

Korea is already being fucked by somali clones

Fuckin streamers

Don't remember the exact term

[wary scarab]

Have a Skaven Commissar

[ancient tinsel]

OHHHH. Jonny Somali

[ocean widget]

Yeah that fucker

[wary scarab]

Didn't he get even more charges?

[ocean widget]

Dudes a twat

[ocean widget]

Yeah thankfully

[ancient tinsel]

I supported that Korean army guy that went up and fuckin slugged him in the face

Like. Normalize that.

[wary scarab]

It's usually Kick streamers ye?

[ancient tinsel]

And someone go punch Sigma Boy blasting music on the trains in Japan

[somber stream]

Good plot for an anime

But then again, prob already exist

[ocean widget]

Nuisance streamer thats the fucking term

[ancient tinsel]

I should say, it's not just streamers. I just hate tourists in general that go to a place and expect to behave like they're at home in another person's country.

[tired steeple]

Kick is where the maggots are

Sonyeah

Usually kick

[ocean widget]

Kick is filled with people who got banned from twitch

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

Which explains the lack of women I've seen on there

[ancient tinsel]

I thought amouranth got signed over there

Didn't Kick sign a bunch of twitch people over?

[ocean widget]

Did she?
Fuckin hell

[ocean widget]

I know they signed ninja but thats about all I know of it

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah. I mean xQc went there, Amouranth..

I don't know if they all renewed tho

[ocean widget]

Yeah xqc and amouranth

30 to 40 million just for streaming on a platform jesus christ

[ancient tinsel]

Some people just get lucky

[ocean widget]

"
Kaitlyn Michelle Siragusa (born 1993 or 1994[1]), known professionally as Amouranth (/ˈæmərænθ/),[2] is an American internet celebrity, online streamer, and adult webcam model. She is also known for her ASMR-themed livestreams and adult entertainment on Twitch and Kick."

Yeah i can think of 2 reasons she got lucky

Yeah jerkmate and twitch hot tub streams

[wary scarab]

Uuugh chick that got mad that people picked ps5 over her or smh?

[ancient tinsel]

I would take a PS5 over an e-thot too

[elder merlin]

Nice blood moon tonight

Anyone see it?

[ocean widget]

Yeah

[wary scarab]

I think she then started another one with pc

[south jetty]

Think you can get lucky too? Take a crack at it, wise guy......

[wary scarab]

[elder merlin]

Pretty dark though and only half a moon

But still nice

[south jetty]

Do you mean smoke moon

[ocean widget]

Local vampires annoyed by false advertising

[elder merlin]

I saw one once that was full and bright like a gem

It was beautiful

A glowing red

[elder merlin]

The fuck is a smoke moon

[ocean widget]

I'd be annoyed if people picked a ps5 over me
Sony is a shithole and they still haven't made LBP4 yet

[south jetty]

When the wildfire smoke from Canada changes its color

[elder merlin]

Lol shut up

[ocean widget]

Only reason Australia hasn't changed the moons colour is cus the smoke goes down instead of up

[south jetty]

not until conditions improve

[ocean widget]

Fuckin hell

Isnt global warming fun

[south jetty]

If the area is dry as fuck and it's summertime, don't bother with a campfire btw

You ain't special. You gonna set the whole damn place on fire

[simple drum]

So

[south jetty]

Also it smells like burnt plastic again

I'm sure that's healthy

[woven hill]

decidedly not

[ocean widget]

I'm staying far away from anywhere close to America
Heard an egg could fry on an Arizona pavement and that was heard pre-covid so god knows what it's like now

[woven hill]

that's arizona though

the literal pit of hell of america

[south jetty]

Arizona is freakish

[woven hill]

the middle finger to God, to nature, and to any sensibility

[ocean widget]

Given how thats hot though it'd be reasonable to assume places close to arizona are also hot

[south jetty]

no human should have ever meddled with the delicate balance there

[woven hill]

it's basically localized entirely in Arizona

(asides some parts of nevada)

[wary scarab]

I thought that was Australia

[woven hill]

((and death valley))

[ocean widget]

I'd rather be shagged by a polar bear than go anywhere hot as fuck

[south jetty]

New York usually isn't very hot but we do keep reaching the 90s more often than I'd prefer

[woven hill]

oh no Australia is where God's favorite fuckups get sent

[elder merlin]

Lol you live in new york too?

[simple drum]

I just love the smell of melting asphalt

[south jetty]

yeah

[woven hill]

oh but NY heat is different from West Coast heat

[elder merlin]

Honestly, its been hazy, but aint been as bad as the last year

[woven hill]

you guys get humidity out the waz

[elder merlin]

So far anyway

[ocean widget]

RIP

[woven hill]

the one time i was in New York it was during summer and i was in agony

[simple drum]

Yea over here the highest temperatures really been like 102

[woven hill]

the humidity and the heat made me understand why bankers are so angry

[simple drum]

i heard texas is hotter

[woven hill]

texans can go take a long walk off a short pier

[south jetty]

https://youtu.be/4PYt0SDnrBE

[woven hill]

almost embed fail (forgot we can do that here)

[simple drum]

Dont forget if its 90degrees outside the ground is actually 150

[ocean widget]

Don't come to England during summer
Our houses are built for the cold so heatwaves fucking suck

[simple drum]

So dont take those shoes off

Or walk your dog

[woven hill]

i heard stories of las vegas heat

[wary scarab]

Don't come to England at all i say

[woven hill]

where if you saw a cloud of ash you kept your mouth closed

[south jetty]

Las Vegas is like a lightbulb

[woven hill]

i don't plan on coming to england at all

[simple drum]

🔥

[ocean widget]

Good

[woven hill]

except to piss on margaret thatcher's grave

[simple drum]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-25423496

[ocean widget]

Las Vegas is a lightbulb from what I've seen

[woven hill]

funny enough there's solar arrays outside of las vegas

they cook birds while they're in flight

[south jetty]

I had family who lived there. They hated it with all of their hearts

[ocean widget]

Neon lights
Expensive drinks
Shitty gambling
Basically it's a big sign that says fuck off

[ocean widget]

I literally only know this because of fallout new vegas

[simple drum]

No cap solar energy should be through the roof rn

[woven hill]

fahk this

it gets so fucking bright that if you stare at it for more than like

a sneeze

[south jetty]

they're stealing the sun!!!!

[woven hill]

you have a black spot in your vision for the next hour

[ocean widget]

Helios one is a lot smaller than it's real life counterpart christ

[woven hill]

well yeah if they made anything in fonv close to it's real life counterpart

you'd be walking for nearly a day trying to get anywhere

same with any of the other fo games

[ocean widget]

[woven hill]

fo3, fo4, fo76

[ocean widget]

It'd be neat to experience at least tbf

[woven hill]

"oh hey what's that?"

"more irradiated sand."

"over there?"

"more irradiated sand."

[wary scarab]

Turn the radio and you'll be fine

[woven hill]

"what about over there?"

"ah ha! irradiated sand on a dune!"

[wary scarab]

Cazadors

[woven hill]

woe, silent deathclaw be upon ye

[ocean widget]

I'd understand the ncr soldiers complaints more if the map was realistic

[woven hill]

(i've never played fonv)

[ocean widget]

Death claws are not silent

[woven hill]

i know that they were scariest in nv

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I get the joke but you know when they're coming

[wary scarab]

You'll hate cazadors more than deathclaws

[woven hill]

and practically jokes in 4

i think the first "boss" you get in 4 is a deathclaw no?

[wary scarab]

Ye

[woven hill]

and it's laughably weak

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Dude you literally get the deathclaw killing kit right at the start in 4 it's not even funny

[woven hill]

the minigun?

[wary scarab]

And power armor

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Minigun and power armour

[wary scarab]

U used to need a perk to even wear one

[woven hill]

the fo4 minigun couldn't kill a dog if it was handled by the ATF's best agent

a fart would hurt more than that

(except if it was legendary with explosive shot)

fo4 was my first fallout i played and i just loved the voice acting too much

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Fnv u needed to complete the brotherhood quest line to get pa training or complete arcades quest and unlock the enclave remnants

Fallout 3 u needed to do the simulation or get it from the BOS

[woven hill]

fo4 they give it to you in like 20 minutes lmao

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Fallout 4 power armour training comes with being a lawyer

[woven hill]

no no

Nate was prior service

[wary scarab]

Or a soldier which makes more sense

[woven hill]

Nora doesn't make any sense

[ocean widget]

Nora is a lawyer

Yeah

[woven hill]

yeah Nora should've had some like

bootcamp or something at BoS

like she'd be able to use it

but not nearly as effectively until receiving training

[wary scarab]

But with debuffs

[ocean widget]

"Oh but nate trained her"
Which fucking soldier is going to end up with a suit of power armour

[elder merlin]

[wary scarab]

Like slower speed or smh

[ocean widget]

504 years of working as a soldier is how much a suit costs

[woven hill]

also i meant to mention this earlier

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You are not getting to keep a suit of PA

[woven hill]

but i love the username, Dip

[wary scarab]

Ty

[woven hill]

PUT THE NOSE ON HIM AND KILL HIM

HE'S OUT FRONT

SHOOT HIM

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Fallout 4s story causes me pain
I genuinely cannot replay that game even with mods

[woven hill]

yeah i don't like the story

but the voice acting is fun

at least in base game

the dlc was too much lmao

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Still a better story than skyrims though
I could not be fucked to play through skyrims

[woven hill]

Skyrim's story was great

[south jetty]

Bethesda games are wack

[woven hill]

Racists vs racists

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Far harbour was great and nuka world was decent

[woven hill]

Are you sure? We could always... pfft

-# send in the the Marines.

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I got as far as unlocking delphine and I could just not be fucked to go any further

[south jetty]

This chat when it's peak hours then

[woven hill]

honestly valid

fuck delphine

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Width of an ocean depth of a puddle sorta shit

[wary scarab]

Ye fuck Delphine

[woven hill]

bitch wanted to me

spoiler

||kill paarthurnax||

[nimble glade]

Anyone here on PlayStation 5?

[woven hill]

i'm on playstation 11

[wary scarab]

U can't even tell her to fuck off

[nimble glade]

Yeah, I just couldn't. Lol

[woven hill]

if i could betray her i would

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You can get files that show the elves are using cleric
What does he do?
Jackshit because you can't use them

[woven hill]

i remember making an armor that was like

[round mica]

I didn't kill paarthunax

[woven hill]

104% destruction magic decrease

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I dont think killing partysnacks is even a spoiler atp

[woven hill]

oh shush

some people lived under rocks patrick

[round mica]

You can't spoil skyrim I don't think

[south jetty]

like me even though I played it. I forgot about it

[wary scarab]

Enchantment Smithing and Alchemy was goddamn broken

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It was a PS3 game thats been released more times than DRG has had dlcs

[woven hill]

i remember uh

[ocean widget]

You can't spoil the game

[wary scarab]

Zero cost destruction spells

[woven hill]

104% destruction magic decrease

i cast eternal fuck you fireball

[round mica]

Bethesda treats skyrim like there cash cow

[woven hill]

or what was it called?

[nimble glade]

I preferred the ebony armor over the Daedric.

[woven hill]

incinerate?

the expert level fire ball

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I just whacked the shit out of anything that was hostile with a 2 handed hammer and it worked

[ocean widget]

cc or base game

[nimble glade]

Vanilla Skyrim no mods or dlc if we're talking about armor.

[round mica]

Guys for the 15 year anniversary of skyrim you can now play in vr!!!

[woven hill]

base game

[elder merlin]

I miss fallout 3

[woven hill]

it was like

[nimble glade]

It's very clean.

[south jetty]

I was hoping to mod it to have kissable dragons. Then I forgot about the game soon after

[woven hill]

flames novice

[elder merlin]

I remember finding that one perfect power armor

[ocean widget]

I think it was something like fireball or fireblast

[round mica]

I liked NV best

[woven hill]

no fireball was adept

[elder merlin]

In the special underground case

[wary scarab]

Anchorage dlc?

[nimble glade]

They're making a remaster or something like that few years from now.

[elder merlin]

Never played it, my buddy loves it though

[elder merlin]

Base game, i think

[woven hill]

it was
novice flames
apprentice uh?
adept fireball
expert incinerate?
master inferno or something

[round mica]

I highly recommend

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Firebolt

[elder merlin]

Never did the fallout 3 dlcs

[wary scarab]

U missed a lot

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Firebolt is apprentice

[nimble glade]

Based

[round mica]

It's hard to explain how NV feels but it's wonderful

[nimble glade]

NV was peak fallout

[woven hill]

my most recent character i went with the most bald ass, beer chucking, lip dipping, gray skin hating two handed naked dude named Gregorny

[woven hill]

eh i liked FO4

[ocean widget]

Ngl I was not a fan of fallout 3
Finding my father is not a very interesting story especially when I've got no actual reason to go after him

[woven hill]

it's liam neeson

[round mica]

I didn't like how short the story to 3 was

It shouldn't take me 5 ish hours to finish a game

[nimble glade]

Who did you side with and no don't say you played game multiple times for different endings. Which is your favorite?

🫵

[woven hill]

i played stormcloaks once

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They meant 4

Not skyrim

[nimble glade]

Eww

[woven hill]

oh right

hm

i think i went with the BoS

just so i could kill Maxson and get the coat

[round mica]

I betrayed the toaster boys

[south jetty]

the thousand cabbages spawned in with console

[woven hill]

i also like Liberty Prime

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Oh thank fuck you went with the 2nd best faction

[woven hill]

no no so let me explain

[round mica]

Suck on those eggs bos

[woven hill]

stormcloaks are bad yes

but the legion was so much worse

because they were going to hand skyrim over to the high elves