general-chat

[final herald]

Maybe in cp2

[ember nimbus]

we wont get another one

PL was cool af tho

[final herald]

People can enjoy what they like

[simple drum]

Shit idek hoe the story ends yet so CP2 sounds crazy

[final herald]

I'll never pee on someone else's icecream

[ember nimbus]

oh yeah also

valerie > vincent

dont @ me

[simple drum]

A cyberpunk MMO would be nice to me though

I sound crazy but

It might work in a gta style sense

Just dont fuck it up

[ember nimbus]

i sure hope orion will be coop atleast

also

[simple drum]

Cyberpycho bosses

[ember nimbus]

i hope its night city all over again

[simple drum]

Militech raids

[final herald]

Apb reloaded

[simple drum]

A cyberpunk multiplayer would probably hit it off

But APB is ruined and they really dont have the tech lore like cyberpunk does

[final herald]

Kek

Would be neat to make an MP mode factional like that though

[ember nimbus]

they just came out with a mgs 5 coop mod

[orchid skiff]

apb is still going on?

[simple drum]

Test it out for fun then if its successful

[ember nimbus]

really need to try that

[simple drum]

I was thinking of redownloading it too

Not gonna cap

[final herald]

Peak cyberpunk game setting to me would basically be apb but basically gta combined with eve

So basically it would never happen

But it would be so funni

I want eve's freedom to do what you want but not in eve

[ember nimbus]

the guys that made eye divine cybermancy just announced they are working on a new game too

[simple drum]

Anyways i gotta go i wanna see what happens to Evelyn and also i gotta follow a lead for Johnny so we both dont die a cybernetic death

[ember nimbus]

hyped for that

[simple drum]

What game

[ember nimbus]

didnt announce a title yet

theyll be at gamescom tho

[simple drum]

Ill definitely try and do some research later at work

One more thing

[ember nimbus]

be nice to johnny for me

[stuck wasp]

Streum on posted a reveal and it really look nice

[ember nimbus]

they did?

gotta look it up

[simple drum]

Dammit i sold it but theres a tech pistol or powe pistol

[stuck wasp]

https://youtu.be/GTj1cb8_59U

[simple drum]

It shoots 3 bullets

And when you hold the firing it goes auto i need to find an iconic version of that gun frfr

[ember nimbus]

that looks bussin

[final herald]

This either bout to be peak or a trashfire

Either way I wait with interest

[ember nimbus]

streumon so a 50/50

[final herald]

Eye was both at the same time imo

[ember nimbus]

im still kinda mad about deathwing

[stuck wasp]

It'll be more Streumon so bugged (more so than FS) and eventually fixed

[ember nimbus]

fuck it

im reinstalling eye

[final herald]

I hope sm3 ends up a happy medium between sm1 and sm2

Theres...a feeling that is missing

I think its sprint

I like the animations in 2 way more tho

[elder stone]

Two space marines kissing and barack obama applauding and giving everyone a medal

and then your parents cheer and everyone gets a free flower and birthday cake

[elder stone]

THAT type of feeling would make me feel complete

[simple drum]

Dammit

I sold over 10 iconic pistols by now

Or less but they are never coming back wtf

Thats weird man. Welp ill save any others i come across and the best one i have is the fenrir which pretty much fucks all their cybernetics when i shoot em

Best one by far but

[ocean widget]

You do realise you can store them in your apartment

[fair bridge]

game is stuttering a lot...

very odd

[storm ember]

unpopular opinion but dog modifier needs to be removed fro mthe game

"just use cooperation" uh. about that? everyone in this game is too stupid unless you're on maelstrom+

[ocean widget]

so you know you can push with your melee weapon right?

[low hemlock]

B O T T O M

[storm ember]

Push has a cooldown and dogs tend to jump in that time

[ocean widget]

[ocean widget]

cant tell whos worse ngl
you or the dude who said that chaos beasts should be nerfed

[storm ember]

One is managable. Two is rough. Unless you have eyes strapped to the back of your head you aint ducking and diving

[storm ember]

Difference between me and the other guy is he has a skill issue, just dodge back for the very telegraphed attack

Dogs JUST suck

[ocean widget]

so no difference then?

a dog raid is easy to dodge

[brazen pelican]

I dodge dogs behind me using their sound cue all the time.

[floral ermine]

pushes dont have a cooldown

[storm ember]

And once they fly past you then what

[floral ermine]

also dog modifier is the easiest one by far

they come in packs and u just cc them

[storm ember]

Lmao yes they do

[ocean widget]

have you tried killing them?

[storm ember]

Yeah. I focus target them

[foggy magnet]

Is it possible to find a LFG group at Havoc 20 that doesnt die? i swear its near impossible

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[storm ember]

And then another flanks

[floral ermine]

as long as u have stamina u can push

[civic python]

no

[storm ember]

Because there are 10

[storm ember]

There is a small window where you cannot push

And then The Dog comes

[floral ermine]

where did you read about this cause ive been playing for a while and i spam push since day 1

as long as u have stamina your push will count

idk dogs are the easiest disabler
u can dodge or push them on sound

[storm ember]

There is like a half second cooldown between pushes

[floral ermine]

if they come in packs, cc them with nades

[storm ember]

Might be because Im rocking pickaxe

[little marten]

Imagine not being able to 1v1 a dog

[floral ermine]

just light spam them with karsolas

[little marten]

Just charge a heavy and time it for the leap and you’ll take the fuckers head off

[storm ember]

I can very handily 1v1 a dog. There are 10

[little marten]

Woof indeed

[storm ember]

I wouldn't be complaining if I didnt die to this. I do not split from cohesion

[little marten]

Zealot charge into the hunting grounds wave and swing wildly

[storm ember]

My issue is that everyone cant dodge

[floral ermine]

that's what i do

fotf spam with relic blade

cleave the entire pack

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-25592079

[simple drum]

I love Johnny so much i chose to smoke the cigarette for him

[ocean widget]

you seem like the type of person to complain when you cant push a trappers nets

[storm ember]

A dog pounces on me, its chill. A dog pounces on another guy too, it's chill, just shoot em off.

There are 10

[storm ember]

Dodge left

[simple drum]

😂😂 “ just one for me please?”

[storm ember]

If I get hit I get hit, skissue

[little marten]

Sometimes you just gotta let the trapper net you to remind yourself where you came from

[floral ermine]

nades

[ocean widget]

no its still there

[storm ember]

Dodge right

[floral ermine]

throw a shredder as vet, a immo nade as zealot, box of boom as ogryn, one of the million ways to cc as psyker, arbite granade or stun mine as arbeetus

ez clapperino

[storm ember]

Wishful thinking that someone would nade the dogs

[tame hemlock]

where coldfix

[storm ember]

All my grenades are for heavies except on Zealot

[brazen pelican]

I shoot as many as I can while they're running towards the strike team, arbi charge, swinging, pushing and shield flash until they are dead. :3

[tame hemlock]

Cohesion should be where I (the best player) am

it's my teammates' jobs not to split from me

[manic pawn]

I'm getting an Error 9999 preventing me from joining a game?

or launching to morningstar

[brazen pelican]

Get one more error for 10,000 and unlock the golden crash skin.

[fair bridge]

omg!!!!! whoaaaa

i just got one!!!!!

[manic pawn]

nevermind with enough tries it worked

[ocean widget]

exactly now you're getting it

its all about them

clearly the game was made for specifically them as well

[jaunty path]

Is there ever gonna be an update that makes dumpstat gambling obsolete

[stuck phoenix]

Did space marine 2 fix their siege mode issue

I’m bored of killing nurgle cultists and need to kill other heretics

[ancient tinsel]

Anyone know if they're adding more rewards to the penance path?

[ocean widget]

no

[jaunty path]

pls

[ocean widget]

no
you will get an update that adds more cosmetics though

they will cost aquilas

[jaunty path]

Yeah but I have no money.

Not money I'm willing to spend on this game.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[ancient tinsel]

Sounds like a problem that money would solve.

[jaunty path]

Consider donating

[astral laurel]

I don't mind monetizing cosmetics, but they're way too expensive.

[stuck phoenix]

Easy solution

[jaunty path]

At least allow us to obtain aquilas via grinding....

[stuck phoenix]

Make the currency able to be gained for free

[astral laurel]

halve the prices.

Also that

[stuck phoenix]

Helldivers 2 does this and people love it

[astral laurel]

Like look at DRG

The cosmetic DLCs are fucking $5 for four armour sets, paints, weapons, weapon paints, helmets, and BOSCO paints/armour

I should play DRG soon. The summer party is on

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-elite-deep-dive-gif-13130917873134276174

[astral laurel]

Eh, Deep Dives were fun

I don't really need to do them anymore.

[ocean widget]

dont worry

DRG'll send you on them anyway

[astral laurel]

I mostly just chill at Haz3

[brazen pelican]

A man of your talents?

[astral laurel]

I'm not here to get frustrated, I'm here to have fun.

[brazen pelican]

Aww, hoped you'd quote the meme.

[astral laurel]

I'm adequate at shooters. If I had "talents" do you think I'd be angry at Vetera - it's a meme?

[astral laurel]

I don't know that one.

[brazen pelican]

Typical meme using the template:

[astral laurel]

Oh. That would be why.

Disney Star Wars

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[astral laurel]

Fake Star Wars.

[brazen pelican]

I only know of it because I'm terminally online.

[ocean widget]

holy hell you can play red dead?
rockstar said no when i tried

[astral laurel]

I'm an EU bird, buggo.

EU as in Expanded Universe, not European Union.

[brazen pelican]

I see.

[hidden wedge]

Trying to get out of Havox 30 so zzz

[astral laurel]

Basically when Disney took over the franchise and ignored all the EU - something around 90% of the setting - for their shit ass movies, I was done.

[brazen pelican]

Heard one of the sequels had lasers "bending" in space. It made me angry.

[astral laurel]

I mean

We can absolutely bend light

That's a thing THAT CAN HAPPEN

My issue is that there was like 35 years of building onto this movie series

And in an instant, it was all gone.

Destroyed.

[brazen pelican]

Not in space unless you bend spacetime itself, afaik.

[astral laurel]

Yeah and that happens

[ocean widget]

presumably thats with equipment and not whatever the fuck a turbolaser is that can arc

[astral laurel]

Just need a gravity well.

A strong one.

In other news, have an Ultramarine.

Oh wait that's not an Ultramarine

[brazen pelican]

It is not.

It's something cooler.

[astral laurel]

I saw blue and went "SMURF"

Some successor to the Space Wolves

[brazen pelican]

Next do it with a Night Lord. :3

[ocean widget]

if its not an ultramarine just paint it to look like an ultramarine
problem solved

[astral laurel]

I mean either way she could kick all our asses.

[ocean widget]

i dont see why they dont just drop cans of paint on space marines
easiest way to confuse the enemy

[jade fable]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nWIrPNCLB4o&si=XvHM2o0c7Qumq-Jp

[ocean widget]

im gonna gorilla glue your asshole shut and feed you laxatives

[brazen pelican]

My paintbrush for painting Blood Angels.

[astral laurel]

Personally I think space marines should be more willing to WEAR CAMOUFLAGE.

[jade fable]

Thin your paints

[brazen pelican]

They're shock troopers, though, no?

[astral laurel]

How the fuck is someone painted BRIGHT BLUE going to hide in a jungle.

[jade fable]

Nah then it would be too realistic

[astral laurel]

I can see purple but like, that's different.

[ocean widget]

the same way you can disguise yourself as a snowman and hide in a desert

hope and pray

[jade fable]

40k was supposed to be a paradody

[astral laurel]

Oh I know

[jade fable]

It only became serious after 4th or 5th edition

[astral laurel]

People forget that it was originally a satire regarding ultra conservative views

[brazen pelican]

Also:

[astral laurel]

Namely Thatcher and Reagan.

Thing is that camouflage is more meant to break up patterns, right.

[jade fable]

And rome

[astral laurel]

A human shape is easy to pick out if you're wearing even just solid greens

[ocean widget]

thatcher mentioned

[astral laurel]

Look when she died the world got a gender neutral bathroom and that's the only good thing she ever did.

[ocean widget]

you could probably just hide a space marine on a hiveworld by giving them a rubbish ghillie suit

[jade fable]

Look up on youtube Thatchers favorite food

[astral laurel]

Wasn't it just disgusting

[ocean widget]

northeners?

[astral laurel]

Jellied something or another

[jade fable]

Jellied something

From a can

[ocean widget]

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1h6sqym/margaret_thatchers_favourite_food_beef_jelly_sour/

you know sometimes people give british cooking shit and they're wrong

and unfortunately sometimes they're right

[astral laurel]

Pre-war British cooking was pretty good for the most part and then they had to ration shit for most of the early 20th century

And now we have... this.

And beans on toast, which is actually pretty comfortable.

[ocean widget]

yeah at least then they made do and is usually pretty decent

and then you have fuckers with nostalgia for boarding school

[astral laurel]

That's where we get FUCKING HOGWARTS from.

God damn JK Rowling needs to have a ghost strangle her in that ancient Scottish castle.

[ocean widget]

the black mold is already doing it

[astral laurel]

NOT FAST ENOUGH

[ocean widget]

that fucking rich but she cant even take care of her own home

[fair bridge]

Good Morning Princess

[astral laurel]

She'd have to hire a poor to do that and she'd rather choke on black mould than do so.

[woven hill]

bro i just hopped into an auric

i'm a pickaxe tauntgryn and there's two plasma vets and a rumbler ogryn

i immediately get downed because they got rid of all of the enemies near me (my toughness regeneration source)

[fair bridge]

is a tauntgryn a different abhuman species than ogryn

[woven hill]

immediately left because i will not be playing with some fuckass meta meatriders

[astral laurel]

Probably.

[ocean widget]

yeah

they're a lot shorter and alcoholic

[fair bridge]

woa...

[woven hill]

is louder

[fair bridge]

omg...

[astral laurel]

homo sapiens fucku

[ocean widget]

what even is the appeal of plasma guns

like sure they do what appears to be decent damage but holy shit they fire so slowly

[fair bridge]

i lost my book Bro

[thick coyote]

50 to 100 cleave

1 tap machine

[ocean widget]

RIP no golden toughness

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[ocean widget]

bolt pistol just seems like a better plasma gun ngl

[astral laurel]

I like bolt pistol

[fair bridge]

i hate bolt pistol

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[astral laurel]

I just wish that Veteran was better.

[ocean widget]

veteran sucks because fatshark took away its VA benefits

[supple thorn]

ello all

[astral laurel]

They didn't let them die for Cadia. 😔

[woven hill]

cleave i guess

they're impractical against carapace

and horrible against bosses in short term

[astral laurel]

I have to ask how

[ocean widget]

i wish the cadia veteran had more voicelines than "cadia fell before the guard did" ETC ETC

[astral laurel]

Because like

They're super heated lightning-fire-gas

That should punch through carapace.

[woven hill]

i just fucking hate that the players who generally use plasma guns are such fuckass nerds

[woven hill]

oh no they do

it's just they don't spend enough time

[ocean widget]

probably the same way weaponised light sucks against reflective surfaces

[woven hill]

it's like a 4 shot against a crusher

[ocean widget]

4 shot against crusher with that firing speed

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[woven hill]

meanwhile my trusty Branx pickaxe

no but in all seriousness

[fair bridge]

take the relic blade

[ocean widget]

i think i'd rather fight a crusher with the starting shovel than try to use the plasma gun NGL

[gentle cedar]

I thought this event was supposed to give the rotted armor units like infested armor type instead of carapace. Why do my weapons still ding like Im hitting armor, namely ranged?

[astral laurel]

Crushers are only a problem when the director goes "WOE BE UPON YOU, TAKE THESE TWELVE REBAR AND CONCRETE HAMMERS"

[woven hill]

i've never seen a single plasma vet that isn't a huge fucking nerd

[ocean widget]

because they're still carapace not infested

[woven hill]

like a living embodiment of the "erm ackshually" meme

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-rizz-face-mog-face-charisma-ball-gif-7240181043452116120

[woven hill]

most attractive plasma vet

[astral laurel]

I play my vet as an ex-tank commander with a bolt pistol and power sword (because apparently the chainsword is ass)

[thick coyote]

That's why we don't recommend shooting carapace with Plasma

[gentle cedar]

then what is the difference, just the "slower and more health" thing, is that All?

[ocean widget]

just melee them to death instead of shooting them

they take more damage from melee

[thick coyote]

There's no more health iirc

[astral laurel]

They just have resistance apparently.

[thick coyote]

They just have ranged resistance

[ocean widget]

just cave their fockin skulls in and ya done

[little marten]

Just don’t use plasma easy

[gentle cedar]

stupid ass event lmao. Its just extra armor the modifier got it

[fair bridge]

use plasma. easy!!

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-angry-mad-cat-meme-gif-17719456655395931550

[astral laurel]

It's free dockets and shit

[ocean widget]

you expected us to get info about something from fatshark of all people?

[thick coyote]

If it was working properly

[ocean widget]

[fair bridge]

blowing u up with mind

[thick coyote]

They would take x1.25 ranged damage below 50% hp

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/sazzybarb-empty-head-idiot-gif-26250295

[ocean widget]

i'd expect no bugs from a bethesda game faster than i would expect actual info from fatshark

[fair bridge]

the inside of Nurgle Gamer's Brain

[little marten]

Truth.

[astral laurel]

Yeah the ONE THING this game desperately needs is a fucking glossary explaining what all the terms mean and we're never getting it

[fair bridge]

cyberpunk co-op bro

gerbil ?

zeus .

[ocean widget]

that actually exists tho

[astral laurel]

It's called playing Shadowrun with the boys.

[fair bridge]

aren't games meant to be fun??

look up!

oh hey cyberMP still isn't out

[astral laurel]

yes, which is why I feel like Arbites doesn't need that rumoured nerf and that all the other classes should be buffed.

[ancient tinsel]

They won't nerf it.

[thick coyote]

Why would they nerf mid

[astral laurel]

No but there's still folks in here crying for it.

[ocean widget]

given the size of cyberpunk i doubt it'll be MP for a good while

[ancient tinsel]

Folks here should be asking the other classes to be buffed vs one nerfed.

[thick coyote]

Plus all classes dont need buffs

[astral laurel]

They definitely need to buff Vet, give Zealot more builds, make Psyker sexier.

[ancient tinsel]

Vet slaps like a stick of melted butter with ED.

[astral laurel]

I mean what

[fair bridge]

whenever someone comes in this chat to complain, there is an option to deploy a massive zip bomb to their device

[thick coyote]

Vet fucking kills everything as well

Power sword moment

[astral laurel]

Also yeah can we just like

[ocean widget]

the elf fucker who makes fanart would not complain
i dont remember what the fuck their name is tho

[astral laurel]

Give Cadian vet some anti-depressants

You know

Little bit of therapy

[ocean widget]

nah just give em to dukane and tell her they tried to run away from a fight

[fair bridge]

vermintide bro? chaos wastes bro ?

[final herald]

How tight can the pants possibly get 😭

[fair bridge]

psykers wearing skinny jeans

[astral laurel]

Why would I talk to Dukane? She's a bitch

[ancient tinsel]

Can't we all just go back to arguing about what the next class will be? A ratling harlequin, right? A skitarri haemonculus? A Venetian grandmother once scolded for making her pasta too al dente?

[fair bridge]

i hate the pants on psyker

[astral laurel]

She wants to give me extra challenges? She can come do them with me.

[ocean widget]

ok slap a post-it note on the cadian veterans forehead and ship them over in a cat carrier

[fair bridge]

the next class will be votann

[ancient tinsel]

S Q U A T S

[astral laurel]

I think they should be balanced for Auric.

[ocean widget]

the next class will be a DRG glyphid with the models taken from DRG

[thick coyote]

No class should be balanced for h40

[fair bridge]

that game sucks!!

[thick coyote]

What would be the point of havoc then

[ocean widget]

havoc

[fair bridge]

it is the classic balancing argument that happens in most games

[astral laurel]

Also rework the penances that require private games to do so that they can be achievable in a public game.

[ocean widget]

yeah any game that gets a harder difficulty is gonna get complaints from people who want classes to be balanced around said difficulty

[ocean widget]

this
please this

maelus monstrom or however the fuck you pronounce that is impossible in a pub

[fair bridge]

players who only play endgame content make up an incredibly vocal but statistically tiny portion of the overall playerbase

[astral laurel]

^

[fair bridge]

devs who only listen to them tend to make incredibly silly changes that alienate the other 99% of players who engage with the content maybe once a week or something

[simple drum]

I keep seeing kids in cyberpunk , how do they survive

How do they grow up

[fair bridge]

see: helldivers 2

[ocean widget]

also making some penances easier in general would be great
i dont wanna have to play 100 games as psyker

[fair bridge]

the lucky ones grow up

[ocean widget]

they dont

they get turned into high speed makeshift projectiles

[thick coyote]

Idk

[fair bridge]

bideo game

[astral laurel]

Some of their parents try to at least give them Trauma Team coverage.

[fair bridge]

i still haven't played the new update

[ancient tinsel]

Next up, NEW PVP: squads of arbites try to beat down squads of rejects

[fair bridge]

waiting on all my fav mods to update

[thick coyote]

Also Perma surrounded by sexually related ads

[fair bridge]

THE WORMS

[thick coyote]

[fair bridge]

THE WORMS

[thick coyote]

Poor kiddos

[molten matrix]

Add friendly fire and add a class with the bounty hunter ult

[ocean widget]

this penance despite not being private defo needs a change too
i have no idea how the fuck anyone can get this in a public game

[fair bridge]

i got that!!!!!!!

i got that last week

[ocean widget]

how

[fair bridge]

stay in coherency dummy

[ocean widget]

yeah thats great when the fuckers just run off

[fair bridge]

find a best friend and never leave their side

[astral laurel]

No penance should require 100% of a mission

[ocean widget]

have friends who actively play darktide
fuckkkkkkkkkk

[fair bridge]

oh no by friend i mean the random you queue in with

i don't have friends!!

[ocean widget]

oh so yeah just rely on lady luck fuckin ya up the arse

[fair bridge]

just pick one of your teammates and stick with them

easy

[fair bridge]

when i see the word "trivialize" i think of cereal

[ocean widget]

loner zealots run off like fucking crazy

[fair bridge]

i would like some cereal please

HO)OOOLLYYY SHIITTTT i just remembered i have a VR headset

is there anything remotely fun to do in VRchat

[astral laurel]

Be a furry with big tidd lots of friends

[ocean widget]

i've tried it every single match
unfortunately every match the people in my team are faster than the ogryn

[elder stone]

Rage bait people with “phantom sense”

[fair bridge]

i am not a furry
i do not like big tidd
i do not have lots of friends

[fair bridge]

i saw that video

[ancient tinsel]

VRchat is basically just pedo meetup isnt it

[astral laurel]

Stuff to work on, then, eh?

[ocean widget]

e-sex and that yeah

you'd be surprised

[astral laurel]

We're talking about VRchat, not a meetup of conservatives.

[ocean widget]

aye sick you're a lifesaver

heavy guns unfortunately do not make me very fast

[fair bridge]

i can work on one of those things. i have no intention of becoming a furry. i feel bad for women with huge breasts, some of them suffer from chronic back pain

i actually had a friend like that, she was insanely short as well

poor girl

[astral laurel]

I mean the nice thing about VRchat is that the avatars are virtual and the tidd can be as big as they want.

With no back pain.

[fair bridge]

what about phantom sense

[ocean widget]

the only good thing about vrchat is that you can be freddy mercury riding a bike and stabbing people to death

[fair bridge]

do they phantom sense huge breasts

[astral laurel]

As for not wanting to be a furry... give it time...

[fair bridge]

no thanks

[ocean widget]

you think people here are rich enough to be furries?

bloody hell

[astral laurel]

I'm not rich and I'm a furry

[ocean widget]

you have an ai generated PFP

shut the fuck up

[fair bridge]

holy shit how old are you dude

[ocean widget]

theres a reason they're preaching to ghosts

its because they're also dead

[golden patio]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-holding-back-laughter-laughter-gif-23404300

[astral laurel]

I mean they could be in their 30s.

[fair bridge]

old!!! 💀

[golden patio]

Fucking made my day by opening the chat to see that LMAO

[fair bridge]

no but seriously what is there to do in VRchat

[astral laurel]

Nah it was a perfect shut down

[ancient tinsel]

Not really lmao

[astral laurel]

Also they're a dog? Dogs don't type on the internet.

Bark, you stupid mutt.

[fair bridge]

i miss my wife tails

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-chainsaw-man-csm-csm-anime-chainsaw-man-anime-gif-26957161

[astral laurel]

PISS ON THE MOON

[thick coyote]

Don't call Dennis a dog

[ocean widget]

@merry lily you declined

[ocean widget]

i mean thats literally the only thing i know about chainsaw man

other than the fact theres a dog with a chainsaw embedded in its forehead

[thick coyote]

It's okay
Denji still not beating the treated like a dog allegations

Even after all he's been through

[fair bridge]

my friend just sent me this lmfao

man public access must have been wild

[elder stone]

Woah buddy some people are into that

[fair bridge]

overwatch? skype?

[elder stone]

You gotta call them [slur]

[astral laurel]

Hey, not kinkshaming

[elder stone]

I am

[fair bridge]

oh no that's telegram

[astral laurel]

They're just GenAI fucks and anti-furry

They don't deserve respect

[elder stone]

The Furry / Antifurry shit is so corny

[astral laurel]

More that the anti-furry shit is corny

[elder stone]

I don’t mean being anti or pro both sides are just so mediocre

[astral laurel]

Furries just trying to have fun and they're out here like "NO FUN ALLOWED"

[fair bridge]

JUST TALK ABOUT DARKTIDE

[astral laurel]

Nah this is the general chat

[elder stone]

One side freaks out that one side has hobbies and the other freaks out that the other has opinions

[fair bridge]

i am aware

however this discussion sucks

[elder stone]

Both sides are corny to the same level

[astral laurel]

Ah yes

[fair bridge]

i do not see how this will end in anything other than an argument

[astral laurel]

Opinions

That's what we call them

"opinions"

[elder stone]

Yeah people can have an opinion that being a furry is weird

[fair bridge]

i miss rewdy

[elder stone]

Thats just a thing that happens when some people make an observation that their pov likes or dislikes

[astral laurel]

okay

I'm not going to waste my time getting into it so enjoy yourself.

[elder stone]

This image is badass

[elder stone]

Clearly someone is butthurt that other opinions exist in this world

[astral laurel]

No it's just that it's not really about opinions so much and I don't want to deal with it or the inevitable fall out so I say to you GOOD DAY.

[ancient tinsel]

All I'm going to say is that the mental image of a person dressed as a dog typing in discord made me laugh. You then proceeded to try to criticize me over an AI avatar, then you dug into my profile to try to tell me I'm old. I mean.. You seem very sensitive, dude. 🤷

[fair bridge]

you should put on your glasses grandpa because he did not say either of those things

also nice delete

i called you old - and i did not need to "dig" into your profile. that information is accessible with 2 (two) click(s)

[golden patio]

this exists

[fair bridge]

and it was also someone else that made fun of your AI generated pfp

[ocean widget]

it wasnt even them who gave you shit for your ass PFP

[fair bridge]

take some blood thinners and read back through the chat

[ocean widget]

it was me you dumbass

[fair bridge]

vencord user detected

[astral laurel]

I use it more than people like.

[fair bridge]

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

[astral laurel]

"Why do you block so many people"
Mate, there are a lot of dumbasses out there and I don't want to deal with them in my free time because I already have to deal with them in my day-to-day.

[fair bridge]

who are you quoting my love

[astral laurel]

A hypothetical third person.

[fair bridge]

is the hypothetical third person in the room with us right now

[astral laurel]

Always.

[fair bridge]

you should address that...

[ocean widget]

thats what the hypothetical cuck chair is for

[fair bridge]

is there a hypothetical cuck sitting in the hypothetical cuck chair

[astral laurel]

WHO DO YOU THINK THE HYPOTHETICAL THIRD PERSON IS

[ocean widget]

perchance

[fair bridge]

you can't just say perchance

[cyan elm]

Dumbo?

[astral laurel]

I love when that pops up in my feeds

When Mario isn't crushing turts

[fair bridge]

ok i've been sitting here for a while i need to play something

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOceYlhCwjs

[astral laurel]

Borderlands

[fair bridge]

eugh

no

[astral laurel]

Okay fine

Runescape

[ocean widget]

as long as it had a release date before borderlands 3

[cyan elm]

Imagine being told to write "Perchance" 500 times on the board

[astral laurel]

Borderlands 3 is good.

[ocean widget]

talk to lilith

[fair bridge]

i think i will play dark tide

[astral laurel]

The writing isn't as good as 2, but the gameplay is fun and enjoyable

[fair bridge]

if the servers have improved that is

[final herald]

Nope

[fair bridge]

i was playing arby a few hours ago and the stuttering was insane

[ocean widget]

play offbrand darktide to advertise a game that never got released in dying light 1

[fair bridge]

like i've never seen weapon animations jitter before

[golden patio]

No hotfix yet so its still gonna be bad

[fair bridge]

i've only had that problem with arby though

weird

[ocean widget]

tbf i didnt really notice a difference other than voicelines between the 2 vault hunters and 3

[astral laurel]

A lot of people got spoiled by how good a villain Jack was and get pissy with how annoying the twins are in BL3

[ocean widget]

moze is just axton
tech dude is just roland
amara is just elemental krieg
robolibrarian at least has something different tho

[astral laurel]

And it's like "sure but that's not really a game breaker because everything else is at worst good."

[ocean widget]

i mean it was kind of a shit idea though

2 social media influencers as the main villains

[astral laurel]

They're not supposed to be likeable

[ocean widget]

no no i get that
but theres better ways to have villains that aren't just a pain in the ass to listen to

[astral laurel]

I mean the current main villains of real life are basically rich assholes who think they can be popular on social media

[ocean widget]

those dont have soul sucking powers and get easily beaten by some fucker with a submachine gun

[brazen pelican]

I love listening to Tyl Regor in Warframe.

[ocean widget]

we didnt even actually fight tyreen though

[astral laurel]

And they're some of the most unlikeable people in the world

[ocean widget]

we fought a combination of her and fuckin whats his face

the destroyer thats the fucker

[astral laurel]

Wait hang on you think Twitter isn't soul sucking? Facebook?

Their powers are ABSOLUTELY soul sucking

[ocean widget]

they dont exactly absorb magic though

[final herald]

I mean if you donate your soul sure

[ocean widget]

plus u have to consent to have your soul sucked from em

[astral laurel]

But you're seeing my point right

[ocean widget]

tyreen just says "nah fuck you" and boom you're just an annoying bastard without the fire powers

[ocean widget]

yeah

[astral laurel]

Yeah

[fair bridge]

yeah

[ocean widget]

at least the jakobs planet was decent

[astral laurel]

Which one

[ocean widget]

the forest swamp one

[astral laurel]

Because there's also Gehenna

[ocean widget]

not the lovecraft-esque

[astral laurel]

Oh that was Dahl

[ocean widget]

was it?

cus the swamp one had fuckin ice bitch as a villain

[astral laurel]

Xylourgous had a Dahl involvement

In the DLC

[ocean widget]

eden-6

[astral laurel]

Eden-6 is the Jakobs home moon yeah

[ocean widget]

oh yeah the villain for that was dahl related

borderlands 3 feels like the looter shooter version of fallout 4 ngl

[astral laurel]

But the DLC planet Gehenna - Bounty of Blood - was also a Jakobs planet where they did their less than moral skunk works stuff.

[ocean widget]

shit story, shit villain, great enviroment and weapons

[ocean widget]

ah never played bounty of blood

[astral laurel]

Honestly?

Really good

[ocean widget]

yeah

it looks good

[astral laurel]

Space western with samurai stuff too

[ocean widget]

its just i got bored after doing the krieg dlc cus i doubt it would've pulled the same as fallout 4

shit main story but great dlc

[astral laurel]

Like you're fighting through Japanese style hotsprings against cowboys riding dinosaurs and hoverbikes.

Peak aesthetic.

[ocean widget]

oh shit neat

[astral laurel]

I liked ALL of the BL3 DLCs.

[ocean widget]

yeah so bl3 is literally just the looter shooter version of fallout 4 then

[astral laurel]

The casino was a great heist film, the lovecraftian planet was neat and had some good humour, Bounty of Blood was peak aesthetic, and I love Krieg

[ocean widget]

im guessing you didnt do the podcast quest

[astral laurel]

Oh I did it

It was fun

Played out like a neat mystery.

I don't actually hate Ava or Claptrap.

[ocean widget]

ava is just written to be dislikable
like claptrap can at least be funny

[astral laurel]

Lotta lore in it, actually

[ocean widget]

either that or the poor writing just fucked her over

[astral laurel]

Because it's where you learn that Sirens are acausal and don't actually fit into the universal processes

[gilded socket]

Big snore done taken me

[little marten]

Rise brother the work is never done

[ocean widget]

oh shit
thats neat

unfortunately sucks that if you wanna 100% the game you have to run around with a relic specifically from her podcast mission though

this is not a fun achievement to do

[astral laurel]

Yeah there's a lot of lore in Borderlands that people don't get. The setting is really fucking neat though

[ocean widget]

thats kinda the issue of hiding lore away

fuck

cus u gotta look for all of the circle lore tidbits

[astral laurel]

I mean it's also just that folks engage with it more at surface level

I've actually done reading up on it on wikis and shit because it intrigues me

[ocean widget]

yeah thats true
looking for every echo log isnt exactly what most people would class as fun

[astral laurel]

"This game is meant to be funny? Why are these little lore tidbits so nea - HOLY SHIT THERE'S ALL THIS LORE"

[little marten]

I wonder if 4 will be funny

[astral laurel]

Hopefully.

[ocean widget]

i doubt it

[astral laurel]

The less Randy Bitchford is involved with it the better.

[ocean widget]

"However, Nicholson said the world is different today, in 2025, and while Borderlands 4 aims to be "very humorous," the humor is trying to be more grounded. "We now make sure that the Vault Hunters themselves are the ones who are driving [the jokes] and they're the ones who are being [funny]."

[astral laurel]

That's fair though

[ocean widget]

judging from what i've heard of the borderlands movie i dont exactly trust the 4th game to be great

[astral laurel]

The Borderlands movie is not canon

It's what happens when Randy Bitchford buys a failed script and replaces the names

[ocean widget]

yeah i get that
unfortunately it does still show what the 4th game could be like quality-wise though

[astral laurel]

That's the only reasonable explanation to it because it is such a bastardization of the franchise that it can't be anything else.

Though I'm going to be real here

Folks thought the Minecraft movie was going to be like that

[ocean widget]

yeah
i wouldn't be surprised if there was shit like the poop launcher though in 4

[astral laurel]

No no

The Minecraft movie was made with passion. It was actually fun.

[ocean widget]

i never watched it

wasnt a fan of video game movies

[astral laurel]

Do you like Minecraft?

[ocean widget]

no

[astral laurel]

Ah well

[ocean widget]

found it boring due to the lack of an actual path of things to do

[astral laurel]

I see

[ocean widget]

hypixel was decent though until skyblock came along

but yeah they defo need less shitty jokes in BL4
both literally and figuratively

the game does not need a poop launcher

[astral laurel]

I don't think they're going to have as many

They already said they're not putting a "Hawk 2A" gun in it

[gilded socket]

Im going back to sleep

[astral laurel]

night night

[ocean widget]

have fun

[gilded socket]

Super slumber for a Super Citizen

[ocean widget]

thank fuck

at least the long musket was decent though

[spiral cedar]

hello chat

[ocean widget]

hi

[elder stone]

Yo

[supple thorn]

ello

[spiral cedar]

how are we today

[brazen pelican]

Hi, bestie!!! :3

[ocean widget]

well minus the fact it was elongated muskrat related
as an actual gun it was pretty good

[supple thorn]

drinking.

[astral laurel]

Little tired, need food and probably also caffeine

[spiral cedar]

I'm hungry

watching evo rn

[ocean widget]

as a brit

you're on drugs

[ocean widget]

like seriously you're on some strong shit

[supple thorn]

hello there suspicious chaos xenos.

[ocean widget]

i still love how the official DJT twitter posted that

like thats the greatest thing hes done

granted thats a bar thats lower than hell but yknow

still a bar

[gilded socket]

Abbadon Vance

Is this peak writing

[nocturne bloom]

[supple thorn]

Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

What

[supple thorn]

hi

[nocturne bloom]

Greetings

[elder stone]

Government propaganda

[elder stone]

Yeah you return the greeting

Like a good boy

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

if british men were femboys britain would actually be better than it would be now since we would have more competent people in charge of the country

[nocturne bloom]

Being a femboy makes you more competent?

[ocean widget]

have you seen the online safety act?

have you seen how an MP admitted to it being to monitor people

i wish i was joking but fuck me they're a gang of morons

they cant even lie about what they're doing competently

[brazen pelican]

Just doing things in the open is the new corrupt government meta.

[nocturne bloom]

I just dont get how ones appearance has anything to do with the government or being more competent

Anyone can be incompetent

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[ocean widget]

there are more competent femboys than there are men in their 50s

[brazen pelican]

But muh 'sperience.

[ocean widget]

i think i'd rather have finnster running the country than starmer ngl

or whatever the fuck that dudes name is hold on

yeah got it right apart from the numbers

[nocturne bloom]

Perhaps thats age related

[polar vortex]

furry detected

[ocean widget]

you'd expect one of em to at least know how to run the country while making sure you aint railing most of the populace

[ocean widget]

khyle detected

sick

[nocturne bloom]

Get people to stop voting them in

If they do that over there

No idea

[ocean widget]

unfortunately we get fucked, super fucked, or super duper fucked over here

can only hope corbyn does something that actually does get him in power

[elder stone]

All our countries are fucked

[astral laurel]

Whew

[gilded socket]

“Online safety” is a ploy for censorship and who knows what they will censor next

[ocean widget]

never thought i would've heard the words "an elite squad to protect 13 year old girls" to come out of an MPs mouth but alright

[nocturne bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-them-bomb-fox-news-gif-14546243580484742411

[ocean widget]

yup

not to mention how all the ID collection services all happen to be american

unfortunately

[ocean widget]

which means the data aint getting deleted thats for sure

[elder stone]

The UK is becoming an American vassal 💔

[ocean widget]

already doing that thank fuck

[gilded socket]

And who knows if the next thing they censor is anything that isn’t according to a regime’s ideology and agenda

We know they will rewrite history to make themselves the victor and the “helpful neighbor”

[nocturne bloom]

How the tide has turned

[polar vortex]

the tide has become dark

[elder stone]

My country is correct because it’s mine and not yours

[brazen pelican]

Always how it goes.

[stable canopy]

Almost like a….darktide?

[ocean widget]

its like prostitution n shit
you wanna work to make things safer
not shove it underground and cause it to become even worse

[polar vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-cat-lick-gif-10144758042871786903

[ocean widget]

aint that the fockin truth

[astral laurel]

"The rarest 40k model ever made is the Ork Great Gargant"

My LGS has one of those; I didn't realize it was the rarest 40K model.

[nocturne bloom]

The hell is a LGS, i feel old

[ocean widget]

i thought it was the peter jackson one

[astral laurel]

Local game store.

[polar vortex]

Local game store

[ocean widget]

nvm that was a hobbit

[gilded socket]

Its that porn is a easy target to rally on

[astral laurel]

When they say "porn" what they really mean is LGTBQ stuff.

[ocean widget]

yup
see steam and itchio for example

[stable canopy]

Isn’t it one of those thunderhawk models out of 100% metal?

[astral laurel]

No idea; I never touched it

It's just what they threaten to feed shoplifters to.

[gilded socket]

Exactly and when they mean lgbtq they mean freedom of expression

[ocean widget]

wait wasnt there only like 500 of the thunderhawks made?

[astral laurel]

There's like 300 Gargants

[stable canopy]

Yeah

[stable canopy]

Oh

[ocean widget]

cant fuckin find anything about gargant numbers annoyingly

[polar vortex]

Kind of like how people describe the education of marginalized communities as inappropriate as a way to justify not teaching it

[astral laurel]

yeeep

[ocean widget]

according to reddit theres only 10 of these

https://imgur.com/a/cult-magus-very-rare-NU5Dc

[polar vortex]

how certain topics are "uncomfortable to the public" as if learning it will negate the solution of socio-flaws

[stuck phoenix]

I have got back on mechanicus

I sacrificed 4 servitors to the necrons

[ocean widget]

how good is that game

got it for free on epic but wasnt a fan of the timer

[golden patio]

The echoes of the 1920's illegal bars beckon

[stuck phoenix]

Pretty good so far apart from being flashbanged by this

[stable canopy]

Teaching the faults of our country will make it seem bad

And we can’t have that!1!1!1!1

[ocean widget]

oh no they added cod points to warhammer

[stable canopy]

Our country is perfect and NEVER did anything wrong1!1!1!1!

[ocean widget]

but yeah theres an achievement for killing the tutorial boss btw

should be easy to get

[stuck phoenix]

They are called Cognition Points and are used to move further or use some weapons

[golden patio]

his name is reditus

[polar vortex]

This seems Japan-coded

[stable canopy]

Fym „CP“

[golden patio]

I am not taking him seriously

[stuck phoenix]

No

[ocean widget]

cognition points

[stuck phoenix]

He has 40 health

Moves far

[stable canopy]

America and basically every other country too

[stuck phoenix]

Does good damage

[stable canopy]

Well Germany is an exception

[ocean widget]

you dont get anything for killing him other than an achievement so u can just reload the save after killing him

[stuck phoenix]

He’s also a flying skull that was already a given

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is a goyslop

[stable canopy]

Goyslop 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[polar vortex]

goyslop is crazy

[golden patio]

🥀

[ocean widget]

oh you're a fascist

fucking hell heads shitting itself today

[fair bridge]

why are xbox players so chatty

[stable canopy]

I think a goy is a non Jew

[stuck phoenix]

Did you misspell fascist really

[ocean widget]

look my heads been pounding harder than a dominant robot

[polar vortex]

Console players don't get as much human contact like us based pc players do

[stable canopy]

So Goyslop would be slop for non Jews

[golden patio]

Us PC players have things like...

[stable canopy]

🥀

[golden patio]

typing really quickly

I guess

[polar vortex]

yeah

[stuck phoenix]

I mean we still get space marine 2 Atleast

That’s one of the only things required

Plenty of social interactions to be had while purging Xenos

[polar vortex]

also pc players have up to date risk of rian 2 dlc stuff

rain

[ocean widget]

oh its 4chan slang thats why i've never heard of it

[stuck phoenix]

So do we pal

[ocean widget]

the only thing i know about recent 4chan is the tilefucker

[polar vortex]

Nuh uh

[golden patio]

Truth nuke but it keeps breaking my mods whenever they update

[ocean widget]

ok but did you get all the bugs on console?

[stable canopy]

Tilefucker?

What

What the fuck

[golden patio]

No no

let him cook

[stuck phoenix]

I haven’t tested that so I don’t know

[polar vortex]

Me and my 250 mods

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h-klF7seCM

[golden patio]

Goku is mandatory

wrong reply

fml

[ocean widget]

presumably no because the bugs were bad

mhmm

[stable canopy]

„Goyum“ 😭😭😭

[polar vortex]

Nah starstorm2 is

[golden patio]

THERE IT IS

[stuck phoenix]

Well there’s that one to instakill the Control unit

[stable canopy]

Alr buddy what

[golden patio]

<@&735928989146939404>

[stuck phoenix]

Can’t tell if I fucked it up or it’s not there

[blissful kiln]

goy = non jewish

[polar vortex]

What is this euroslop I'm witnessing here

[blissful kiln]

wait, what does that mean?

[polar vortex]

damn bro got obliterated

[golden patio]

Danke Wardens

[stuck phoenix]

Hahaha

[atomic imp]

it means he gone

[stable canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[ocean widget]

transphobic slur against women

[blissful kiln]

wat

[stuck phoenix]

Exteminatused his ass

[ocean widget]

based mod

[blissful kiln]

i'm getting old

[golden patio]

I hate to say it but I saw that shit coming from a mile away

[river elbow]

The Lex-breaker has been dealt with. Thank you, Wardens.

[golden patio]

you just get a feel for that type of insanity boiling over

[gilded socket]

Yo wtf happened

[polar vortex]

someone said a slur and got banned for it

[stable canopy]

Chronically online mf

[golden patio]

Someone said something transphobic and rightfully got beamed

[ocean widget]

transphobe 4channer was doing what they do best

[brazen pelican]

Someone ran get banned any%.

[golden patio]

simple as

[polar vortex]

based ban tbh

[gilded socket]

I need a screenshot

I wanna see that shit

[polar vortex]

and the crowd goes silent

[misty trench]

holy fuckin' 2015 batman

[elder stone]

Who got banned?

[misty trench]

some guy, not a regular

[ocean widget]

transphobic 4channer

[ocean widget]

accept rq

[stable canopy]

Chronically online weirdo

[blissful kiln]

some DN guy

[elder stone]

Dope

[brazen pelican]

You managed to snatch a screenie? May I please glance upon it?

[fair bridge]

fuckin right lol

[ocean widget]

yeah
cant DM u or moebian without friend requests annoyingly

[polar vortex]

He'll probably need this if he comes back

[brazen pelican]

Already accepted. :3

[fair bridge]

you're not allowed to post jumpscares in general

[ocean widget]

i can safely say any competent workplace wouldnt hire him

[golden patio]

Anyways @polar vortex As per my friend group demands Goku is literally mandatory for the modpack but it always ends up with the most stupid runs imaginable on ROR2, also Startstorm 2 my beloved

[ocean widget]

fuck sake

[fair bridge]

three edits...

[ocean widget]

i am not known for my skills in shit while my head is getting mortared from within

[polar vortex]

I'll agree with you on that fine

[fair bridge]

arbitrator is fun and fucked up

i can sneeze and get all my toughness back

[golden patio]

Fucking evil fucked up Goku that nukes that map every 10 seconds

[river elbow]

For real, lmao.

[ocean widget]

arbitrator is vet confirmed

[brazen pelican]

Recurring migraines or is this a one-off headache?

[ocean widget]

one off thank fuck

[fair bridge]

ror2 goku is so fun

[ocean widget]

if it was reoccuring i would've probably tested the weight limit on a ceiling fan given GP wait times

[fair bridge]

i still need to try new chef

my beloved boy

[elder stone]

Send me it

[polar vortex]

I rarely touch Goku, he's too complicated for me

Though he's fun

Wooshing all around the map

[ocean widget]

accept rq

[elder stone]

Did

[polar vortex]

Though I played him when his sound effects were unoptimized so whenever I TP I would just get a blast of earblasphemy

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, they kinda do suck the big felota.

[golden patio]

I learned him instantly within like 3 matches and its just so fucking stupid

[ocean widget]

is goku a mod or a nickname for one of the characters

havent played the new DLC

[golden patio]

Literally fucking Goku from DBZ as a mod

[fair bridge]

mod

[polar vortex]

ror2 mod

[golden patio]

and its really well made

[ocean widget]

ah sick

[fair bridge]

it's fun roleplaying as goku landing on an alien planet and throwing hands at everything that moves

[ocean widget]

is it this one?

https://thunderstore.io/package/kinggrinyov/Goku/

[green forge]

query: What exactly is does the campaign encompass? Is it special singleplayer missions or just a bunch of co-op missions with different dialogue or something?
followup: If I skip it, can I go back and replay it later if I choose?

[polar vortex]

yeah

[golden patio]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

legends ty

[ocean widget]

yeah can replay it from the barber

its nothing special though

[green forge]

neato

[ocean widget]

same missions just different dialogue with end cutscenes

[green forge]

ah

[ocean widget]

even if u dont select to do the campaign you might occassionally get story missions because of it

[green forge]

was hoping something a little more special

[distant shard]

Ive come to say that I like the female frenchie psyker voice

[ocean widget]

nah unfortunately

[polar vortex]

anyways time to go to work at the homeless shelter bye chat

[ocean widget]

french?
banned for not spy tf2

[polar vortex]

[blissful kiln]

[ocean widget]

based have fun

[blissful kiln]

abandone hope ye, it's fatshark waters

[distant shard]

Close 2nd tbf

[gilded socket]

Nuked 4Channer, billions must be happy and full of self worth

[brazen pelican]

Just discovered a species of spider I hadn't heard of before and it's fucking beautiful.

[gilded socket]

The era if Incelslop is over

We must be happypilled and selflovemaxxed

[golden patio]

Billions must try!

[gilded socket]

Based hopecel hours

We are not no-hopers like incels but no-hopers Morrow’s regiment

[ocean widget]

reading this only makes me think of the soychland meme ngl

[elder stone]

Life IS good

Success IS reachable

We SHALL maintain positivity

The British skies WILL be clear
The American food industry WILL be repaired

The west SHALL become paradise

[ocean widget]

fuck off we dont want the sun here

[elder stone]

You WILL evolve to take in vitamin D

[ocean widget]

heatwaves tho

i dont wanna have to sweat my bleeding tits off

[brazen pelican]

Fuck, now I wanna watch some Arthur vines.

[final herald]

I have a conspiracy that the "french bad" meme was started by russians

Just like the ukraine pig meme

[elder stone]

Every slander is started by russians

I love the hello Biden it’s Zelenskyy video

[ocean widget]

this is pretty accurate

this is also accurate

[gilded socket]

I WILL NOT kill myself NOT EVER

[elder stone]

You WILL maintain a positive mental state

[final herald]

Its getting to the point where it don't seem ironic no more

[ocean widget]

this is the most accurate though

[final herald]

Cant even mention french fries

[gilded socket]

I WILL let go of my personal grudges