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They'll probably turn off gifs again when FatShark return from European summer holidays
this is to distract us from the content drought
Why?
mods asleep, post cringe
a population with cat gifs is a docile population
Hello
Is that Mista Ambatukaam
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gamers when developers don't release content while they're on vacation:
fuck i messed up my post
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yup thats the gif i wanted
i go to flea market
Clad omg hi ily
hi il(like)y
Wow
that looks like an easy fix
Youāre kicking me and punching me @quick pendant
Yeh the SoB gifs might be worth it
Lexmate, throw it down on these heretics
sextus with lexmates
this chat is way out of line give me 10 Imperial MyLittleDarkAge edits
The Seximperialis
Well said sexmate
hold on I need one more hour of sleep
this u ^
Teach me how to skate please
Someone give this man a true
What if we kissed on the half-pipe?
why do i keep crashing when i open up my inventory
GUID: c551d4c0-b4cd-4ee2-94d5-70271dccddfc
Log File:
Info Type:
[Engine Error]: Deadlock detected while waiting on renderer thread. Update was not called for 16.1 seconds. You need to supply a crash dump or a crashify link in the report since we need both logs and crashdump to investigate this.
Sir this is a Darktide
Question, mods? Or default?
I have uninstlal allmods
and reinstall
still happening
Verify integrity of game files if on steam
Does it crash the moment it loads or did you rush to click on something asap?
and go to your %AppData% and clear any left over mod files
can't remember if DT stores additional files in AppData roaming or local
but mods can install files to those locations
Because it still can CTD if you instantly take any action without letting it fully load.
if you have view all files enabled on windows, go to file explorer and type %AppData% into search bar to take you directly to that folder
thats not how you overclock
removing any residual mod files + verifying integrity of files on steam may fix crashing
I'll check
Should also see if it's just the crash from not letting inv fully load first.
Yeh FatShark folder is in Roaming
on latest version of windows
mods sometimes dump .dll files in there or .ini files and other such that don't get removed by mod installers
for most games
this is what we needed after all
Thou has my thanks
But why did they build the pyramids?!
The lizards hold the answer thee seek
Vivarium Jesse Einsberger
swag
entering the florpus
pov you got front row seats for an imax movie
Is the current event worth playing
or should I keep playing Ghost of Tsushima?
Always worth for the materials
okay so i cant open up my inventory
still happening
no mods
no nothing
kept me disconnecting
not sure why
But it also funny modifier with the elite armored apawns
This is very strange then
@somber stream found out my game stuttering was because of the event
bc normal aurics did not do it
I see
why chaos spawn is only one
FartShork moment it seems
as per usual

Hello Korean pig dog
hello dog
Does it crash immediately or are you pressing/clicking on things asap?
There is a known issue if you try to do anything before the inventory fully loads.
Grand rising my obsidian goddess
@rustic escarp Do you have any ideas to troubleshoot?
unfortunately i still don't know what causes it other than lag on the darktide backend
just gotta churn out more reports
I mean, I never got a reply if he was pushing buttons too quickly or not.
any graphic driver update?
or go potato settings via launcher
I have used a two year old+ driver and it works, so probably not that.
its not your machine though
could be anything worth troubleshooting
i work in IT 
sometimes issues could be solved by the most simplest of things you overlooked
My brother worked in IT from the early 90s onwards
in 1996 he was asked to drive 5 hours to resolve an issue at a district office
only to find the issue was they hadn't turned the plug on at the wall switch
which is why their computer would not start
^your brother
such power
Hello
That shouldn't be happening in this generation though.
fr though, make a post on the forums, should help you out
Whatās everyone up to today
still happening in my office, someone had monitor issues, and the power plug is not turned on 
What the kark.
the ye olde classic
its not some old employee either, i think was a zoomer
all these names for generations
you got boomers, zoomers, doomers, gooner,
what else will there be next
WHAT THE KARK?!
waiting for cocomelon gen
with how popular anime has become in the west i wouldnāt be shocked
Isn't it current kids?
stepping into the office maybe in a few years
That's kawaii af
Zoom
i thought that was gen z
Thanks
Is gen z.
Wanna guess what the Z stands for?
Ppl a little older is millennials.
millennial gang
zoronthrope
Understandable, have a nice day
Zootopia.

Shoot
Zugma
iāve pretty much been a console user for most of my love, diehard sony fan even after the bullshit going on. but because i had a ps4 for so long the jet engine sound it made when booting up any big ass game is permanently seared into my mind
like iāll be playing a game and i think i hear it, but itās not actually there
kinda crazy
that's how they get you
This for me
PTSD knowing my disc is fucked
"OTTO, BLOW HARDER"
the ye olde classic ps2 game boot up
Slaaneshi š¦
Thr playstation is why bandai continues to use BRIGHT WHITE TITLE CARDS
FUCK YOU BANDAI
MY FUCKING EYES
Flashbangdai.
Please don't remind me. Games at night.
Just slept for 20 minutes
The visual version of from softwares "press start" Audio damage
You a booktokker rahhh
I'm famished
Its ON THE BEGINNING OF FROMSOFT GAMES
Me š
POSTURE AND HYDRATION CHECK!!!
I got some stones in the beach today would you like to see them
Of course
That's fucking adorable, I love it.
They look lovely together, good find
NEW FREIND
I like to imagine my stone was a rice farmer
Now I want rice.
Ask licht he made some wild rice for lunch
Yes i made curry rice
Yummy!!
A pot enough for 3 days
My fridge is so empty rn
How empty
I have a bottle of coke , a block of butter a water bottle and a tub of sour cream
A pot that's gonna last you days? Maybe even hours?! 
And some jalapeƱo poppers in the freezer
Then you better catch it
Catch ut cause
Causts its run
Its running
The fridge is running
Then
did they eventually nerf arbites? When the class dropped everyone was an arbite now its rare to see one

Easy, Iāll help you with a top tier recipe right now.
Step 1: Apply butter to self all over
Step 2: Drink the coke
No, people got bored.
If i like something very much, i usually cook enough of them for 2-3 days
This is the way!
What do I do with the jalapeƱo poppers 
Any time a new class is available, people are gonna level it, complete penances, and then do what tbey were doing before unless they REALLY like the class
I was thinking he can rub himself with butter, then use the water on the surface to slide himself to the nearest store
is that plastic 
yummers
No yellow piece of lettuce
Whatās ur turtles name
Shit idk they just spawned here
But tokka and tiger
have you tried putting him on skateboard
Tortoise!!! 
Hello tokka and tiger! š
Too fat
Tutel
Tmnt 
cOWABUNGA
Imagine a turtle cranking a hog
Crank with respect brother
Damn right
What if the turtle took off their shell and another turtle was underneath
Turtle-ception
They be doing stuff and thatās about it
He's just exsisting
Omg how many turtles fit in the turtle hole
2
Thatās so cool I hope they donāt trap each other
They both fit but he likes the stick outside the hole why sheās inside
No, but some talents are bugged (specifically the leftmost keystone doesn't proc all the time) and some people are done with most of their penances
Some people have gone back to their main
Or gone off to meme on something else.
Arbites doesnāt have eviscerator
Jokes On you I never left my main 
Why tf do we have to play lower level missions in all our characters to go up to Auric š¤¦š¼
thank you
To stop bad players from getting to auric immediately.
Because ppl complained about that.
Even when it made no diff since good players just carry bads up anyway.
Just forces ppl to play lower diffs.
artificially extend your game's lifetime with one simple trick
im ngl the difficulty grind made me want to play the game less
You can connect to fatshark servers ???
Bro is out here playing 40k darktide while I am stuck on 40k error 1005
me watching as my newbie squadmate refusing to use melee
bro is poopdiving
Oh, that's normal. Cos they die instantly charging in when they see me do it on psyker lul.
Do you think if ring doorbells could talk theyād say theyāre lonely watching everyone but no one ever comes to see them
hello yall new to the game any advice
Ammo is shared by the team so always pick it up as soon as you see it
Don't listen to this man
If guns go blam then why is it called ammo and not blammo?
Blammunition
BLAM IN THE HOLE 
Always be dodging and sliding, block if needed. Do not try to block overheads if not a shield. Pick up any mats you see, those are actually shared. Learn what stims do and use accordingly. Always push dogs and bursters. Only shoot bursters if they are far from team.
hey there peeps, I was wondering if the cosmetic items in commodore's ventures ever change. I've been playing for like 3 weeks and they're still the same.
gets out of elevator looks around sees guns and zombies in a room
āHeh. I guess this must be the killing floor.ā
Nah they do change
Commodore did change, unless you mean Arby. I think they halfarsed Arby release tbh.
Okay makes sense
Been playing cod zombies recently and I see why so many children were addicted to it back in 2010
Zombies used to be peak
6000iq FatShark havenāt updated arbiters cosmetics as it pushes players back into the other classes and diversifies the class spread
Which one have you been playing
Bo2
I do think the Arbitrator cosmetics are a little lackluster, but I have a lvl 30 Arbitrator and Veteran, so I want more cosmetics for both
Ye
It counts as a horde shooter but like...slower at the start
They did just release inquisition drip though.
I played bo1 zombies and itās good but like, each map has some gimmick that just really takes away from them
i think they might release a red coat version of previous dark grey coat of arby
Yeah but I already bought thatš
I want those krieg cosmetics to return
All except oggy. Yep.
Shino, kino and the bo3 zombies maps are my favorite
coming this coming thursday and pray
I just bought the interrogator fit for veteran. Speaking of, it says it changes the voice but I hear zero difference
Bo6 was fun but too easy
Iāve been enjoying origins
The challenge kinda goes away when you get a staff though
Did I miss some months??
We're just over halfway
I'm prestige master level 50 something on that had all the early unlock cards for the zombies maps except terminus and the new one which just came out cause I Uninstalled
A little? One of the paid helmets is a basic one with a visor pushed up
The funny thing is what made me wanna do zombies was someone posting a meme of mortis trials with the power ups dropping
I'm rocking the detective fit for my arbitrator
Looks super cool
Just like anyone kek
the soldier 76 fit u mean
Not like we have much choice
Okay Iāll talk about darktide again
Only ever seen 2 others with it on lol
Shock maul is nice
Thatās just an all around good weapon and itās been treating me well
Just about every third arbiter for me, some with alt version of the facemask
Weird, I only ever see the deluxe cosmetics or the ones you obtain through penances
Bruh
Based honestly
I quite like the Cold war campaign
It wasn't amazing, but it was fun
Cold War multi-player is FUCKED
I never tested it. I just used the commissar cap. XD
Assuming that isn't available anymore lol
I think it's just slightly muffled
It's literally 1/1
Yeah I actually enjoyed it as well
Kek
I remeber jumping into a lobby full of hackers 
Yep. I picked it up ages ago.
That why i bought only chest and pants
A lot of games recently have just been getting hackers more often
Commissar hats fit it better
I never had an Xbox so I only recently bought it since it's now on every platform
hmm i should try it via family sharing š¤
Cods really bad it takes hackers 50 seconds to get back on the game after being banned
I got my gun fully levelled in one game and skipped 6 levels in a lobby in hd2 with a guy running around with invulnerability, infinite ammo and grenades, and his gun shot out autocanon shells
Didnāt it get so bad hackers were able to ban people
Goodness
Also what are these featured maroon and white cosmetics?? They don't look all that great to me
Can't wait to face Chinese hackers in BF6, 2 days after release
Not ban but kick from the game
Velvet cake, better skip
Ah bf6 looks promising
Now I want cake
i might consider if its as good as BF3 mechanically
Iām more of an rpg player. I like my baldurās gates and my dark souls. So Iāmā¦. Very fortunate to miss out on some of these moments lol
Ikr
It's a buy/10 for sure
fool theyll be in the beta
I had it since Humble Choice on Steam.
The cosmetics look very mid, but they're named characters, so they must be special or something
⦠wait theyāre characters?
Every characters there are named
Because they're the previous owner of the fit
Yeah I donāt think theyāre anyone important
They have names, soo..
Until I see āgeneral vance stubbsā Iām assuming fatshark made them up
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We need Gaunts Ghosts cosmetics
Yes, you're wearing dead people's clothes
real
This is entirely unrelated but i wish we could get more good western films
Uhh you can real it back in by hoping we get a western themed skin
We have cowboy genestealers
But yeah westerns as a genre donāt pop up so much
I liked django unchained. Not sure that counts though
GSC faction with kelermorphs as bosses would be insane
No it does
Fraternising with Xenos is grounds for execution Varlet.
Ah okay
Most are, then you get the once in awhile ACTUAL drip.
I gotta watch that āhateful 8ā
I like Rango
No country for old men is a western
My dragons pissed at me like I donāt fucking feed him
Iāve heard rango is pretty insanely good
Same loll
Kek its literally clothes taken from their corpses
Oh yeah I should also watch no country for old men
"1 bullet"
Also welcome to shop 90% of offerings is trash
Oh that movies great
Something about you saying kek instead of lol annoys the fuck outta mešš
But carry on, I'm only ragebaiting myself
Or, 4channer
heads or tails
Kek
Kek

Hitman 2 is fire though. Played through the entire world of assassination trilogy a bit ago. Amazing games
Yeeeeee
You cannot delete 4chan it is a website!!!
The good ending
Though it's from Project Wingman
delet bookmarks
"Delet"š„š
DELET
Man 4chan is such a well formatted and put together site. If only 90% of the userbase werenāt sad weirdos
Magos, could you say a rite for me so I don't fuck up these eggs I'm frying?
Glory to the Omnissiah or something
I can multitask
Yep, confirmed
That and autism. I got the famed combo wombo
You and every body these day
When I do anything take takes the slightest ounce of attention away from my eggs. Dry overcooked
Fucked up eggs incoming
It's the micro plastics they're putting in the baby food!!
-Alex Jones or something
GAY FROG
Oh Blessed omnissiah, please give this person the wisdom to not fuck up their eggs instead of hoping your boundless knowledge saves them. Please help them seek their own skill and handiwork instead of lifting your finger to adjust the correct temperature. Do not waste a second in assisting him- youāll manage just believe in yourself
Big e sitting there like get a load of this guy
'Preciate it
Oh blessed chaos gods trip this mf for me please it would be so fucking funny
Big E would zap my eggs with warp magic just to spite me
You really should be paying attention to that more
What if the egg like
Spits oil at you
And burns your face off
Big e. Humanity's father that hates its son
or turn it into chicks
The eggs are fine I swearš
I like my eggs moist
The eggs are fucked
I donāt like eggs
I enjoy eggs
dude same
Man embed failš
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Well time to go fight an Ork in the name of our Master I guess
don quixote
Why tf is my dragon so pissy today
Come, we fight the big monsters together
Iām gonna put him in the dirt box
Or vampire hag
forced to work
is that freaking spore
Nay, get to work
i need to do more low level havocs to grind this stupid thing
Wonder if hive worlds have toilet paper
Hello guys,I have a in-universe/lore question about Cyber-Mastiffs. Do the surgeries/cybernetics cause the dog any pain??
Probably not
Hey man hope the eggs go well x
If the dog still breaths then he is having fun
You donāt want the person/animal getting upgraded to die of shock
U rly think these fuckers wipe?
Everything involves pain in 40k
Not really
Indeed
you should be asking how much pain it causes instead of if
I really hope so. I just got Necromunda for like $5 and the dog started out fully organic but ive had to augment it heavily for combat effectiveness
I donāt think GW has the heart to harm dogs like that
?
I mean they do but in different ways
Like you dan shoot a dog but they wouldnāt like
Yeah
but the second i bring up poxhounds
everyones at my throat
Heretics are cringe
Cybermastiffs literally got their brains removed no?
more room for blood
I just remembered dog-machinegun from fallout nv
maybe brain converted to flashdrives
You want to enhance your dog with mechanical implants, I want to enhance my dog with a heavy curriculum of sonnet formed poetry with a focus on some of the literary greats as well as including some of my own
i enhance my dog with a chaingun
Fnv does have the little brain things
you enhance your dog
Like the Kings leader guy has a dog with a visible brain cause he has some cyber shit going on
Itās in like a glass container
Don't do cybernetics Ogryn
Dog-gun
why not
Yer perfekt the way you are
Rex? Ye there's a quest to find new brains
My freinds doggo
aint that an ork
Do you even know how WH orks looks?
Np
ride home dumbass
we are on the highway
Try tying it to the roof?
did i stutter
Propah orky gitz
Daddy yaaayyy
It's 3 am
2025 actually
Server having a stroke
Error 2014
Wait till dev vacation is over and maybe they'll fix it
Ha
And when is that?
Should be next week
it will be fixed by 2026
Difference being?
You got me there buddy
Hamper!!
Ch0nk
Hampter
Soup
Don't disturb the hampter
Tactical lizard
A. agama?
You were part of the sm2 discord werenāt you
Fucking knew it
Weād bully you and whatever other weird slaanesh people that joined
Still have it saved too
We also bullied apoc because he was bald heās in this discord too
that poor felinid
how small the world
Ambatuhelldive

Like this?
Man i shoulda screenshot that for the cloud
Looks like he had one Iron mans mask
What if we just you know like stopped fighting the enemies within and without??? Has anyone tried that it might work
So what do you do with the enemies
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
How does that work when everyone is your enemy? All are friends
You ever thought to just sit down with that guy I bet he has a really interesting story no one ever asks him about
asking for a friend?
I wanna know how life without nose is
Still don't understand why people decided he was hot af
Because he is?
I want an ass in lululemons pressed against my face
Because of his looks ?
And demeanor. :3
Beauty is on the eyes of the beholder š£ļø
I haven't watched so maybe
All I have are his looks
Beauty is what I, and the voices singing in unison in my mind, decide to be so


When the rp breaches confinement
Upgrade your meridians young one
dead interwebs theory
Ok guys sorry my phone is charged now Iām ready to resume the discussion on cat people
Talos would lowkey one shot the emperor, and all the warp gods
i dont see staying outside until your brother heals
why do some people refuse to use healing stations

I hate it when people close the airlock after a special wave has spawned
Why
Better to deal with them there than risk them being part of whatever meat grinder might be on the other side of the airlock
š§ šØāš¦½āā”ļø
cringe
Oh they can go to the other side of the air lock? 
just get in the fucking elevator if it's not havoc and there's 3 bosses up or something

I am asking if its true,not if its cringe 
If you love elevators so much show us your elevator wife
what gun is good for gun psyker? the auto pistol is still dog shit
elevator-chan?
I can't,i will be banned 
This is fucking peak
The auto pistol
its dookie
No idea,i don't use guns on my psyker 
he doesnt have a cyberdong he got to keep his pp
for the best staff claps
i use autogun for gunpsyker
I use my ogryns big meaty hands to bust some enemies
I mean to bust some enemy skulls
Flame staff 
autopistol players have never played autopistol to its fullest
And they have caused the opinion of the autopistol to go down drastically
Agrinpaa braced autogun
Got buffed
Not as dogshit anymore
Answering the other question
Vraks5
Recon
Bolt pistol
Zarona revolver
Agripina Revolver
Agripina Shotgun
Double Barrel shotgun
Shredder Auto Pistol
Why can't psyker uses his telekinesis powers to carry Ogryn twin Stubber and shoot it
He didnt invest in crypto in time
Our psykers are a bit of Biomancers, Telepath/kinetic and Divination
They could just Iron Arm this shit
Straight barking
What
How do I fix this issue on Ogryn? Its only with the shield and maul
Woof
Hey guys are we doing havoc 40 yeah?
Incels btfo
Zarona Revlover doesn't do bad
or Bolt Pistol
The degenerate baby will go wild
Uh hello, based department?
This mean there is hope, for all of us
hey so does completing the event ALWAYS give diamantine or
Delusion
I will NEVER have a girlfriend
Not with that mindset
Who up moeing they bians
blocked

Im just here polishing my thunder hammer
Manifest all dreams even the bad ones
You will have 3 baby mamas
So Im gangster like that
Child support evasion! Goo!!!!!
Youll be the 4th.
Gonna steal me some money an tell the system its for me pickneys an den spennnit all on me pretty dress an a used xbox
The future is bleak with this one
I have been hit with the disappointment only describable as a dad walking in on his son crossdressing
I aim to please š£ļø
My daddy issues are more powerful than anything you could ever imagine
Okay maybe not that powerful I need the hope of being fixed
[slur]
My stretch marks aren't that bad
You. Are. A. [slur].
Thou shalt have a future
Not sure if bad or good, but a future nontheless
Who's sister
His sister
Hush up hoe :shush:
Halo 4 cortana real (gone wrong) at 3am (shapiro called)
Ben Shapiro
Oh yeah
She has such a gigantic personality, doesn't she
SHE HAS TITS!!!!! š£ļø
Im gonna play darktide and force alexander to complete the mission
Thats ben shapiros sister
So, haven't gone up against new mutator, what it do?
Me and licht saying its ben shapiro's sister:
The pee nut gallery repeating it (they are secretly corvids with excellent mimicry):
Howabout 4 big guys
I bless you with a long and stable homosexual relationship
God IS Good
Boobs are like water
Sometimes you want to drown
Sometimes you're in the desert and there's nothing there but its still fucking hot
Wisdom
There is wisdom to be found here
Tastes like lemon pepper chicken
Indeed
Confucious say
Lemon pepper steppers
Run in front of car get tired
Holy fuck
You guys have lemon yogurt before
I say this to ppl in VCs and they usually take a long time to understand it
But do not repeat it
They will learn
All wisdom is like wood carving
Careful shaving reveals beauty
Hammering it in is just boreing
Ok gay boy
R u guys going trick or treating
How did u know wtf
no but we can
very obviously gay, maybe even homosexual gay
"Day [redacted]. Image permission stilll working, despite how unhinged rejects can be."
"The study continues."
What noooooo
I smelled faaaaaaaaaa-
No one has posted thugshaker gifs we're alright
I do fancy myself a dance around the edge
Wisdom is like a fart, the quiet ones are memorable in other ways
Frank Ocean comment p n g
Wisdom is used by tistic people to sound smart
Knowledge is what is needed to triumph
We don't need that
Wisdom is what smart people use to the when intelligence is when you and
Ogryns can tell
Their wisdom is grab a rock and throw at Heretics
It works like a charm
So true!
@trail isle ???????????????????????????????????
Wife is different
So you skipped the entire bit in the middle
Im not into filler content
Guy tryin 2 larp as an incel while being married

Bro u won dont go backwards
So basically the average boomer
U dont need 2 unequip ur high level gear u beat the game already

I must stay connected to the commoners
Boomers when have wife: 
Boomers when no wife: 
There's bonus game called afterlife
Cica doesn't know the lore
That's not a right vibe
Besidez if there was a heaven my queer twink ass would NOT be goin 2 it
Shoot me down w the anti gay CWIS
There are 2 heavens
normal heaven
Duel gods to get the entry permit
God Emperor will judge you not by who you are, but thy action
Git gud

Teto cam outdo the mantis
Would Jesus Christ be a corpse god since he came back to life and just took back control of his corpse
That is a fine cock
You know too much 
No hes a corpse demigod
Which makes him a necro demiboy
Necrokin
Lich. He is a lich.
If he is already god would that not make him a Corpse God rather than a Corpse Demigod?
Hes not god he's god
I heard cock
Suck it, NOW!
Why would I put my mouth on a chicken 
šØ
Which results in the title of God rather than Demigod
Wtf you'll get salmonella
No hes a demigod
Its a god but demi
You are a twink therefore your statement is not true
You don't know that
How does dueling sword bubble psyker feel to have as a teammate in high difficulties? getting bored of arbiter/looking for something new to play
I could be 300 lbs
I remember some guy rub himself with raw chicken and got the thing anyway
We should get back just praising the Emperor or Mankind
Alright, so... I may be wrong. Do you guys know when you're playing the game and around the edge of your screen there's sort of like animated pale yellow lines happening?
Is that a visual indicator of a Daemonhost or am I getting that wrong?
whats that in normal measurements
Big boy
Like 10kg at minimal
Or not so big boy
Big boy's big adventures
Im bulking to 200 pounds
6'3 200 lbs
I'm bulking to four-hundred pounds. (I eat a lot.)
Game is constantly crashing since yesterday >_<
Got something against TWINKS? Huh?
5ā3 360lbs
So, does anyone know?
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