general-chat

[sweet trail]

40k is weirdly too silly for helldivers. helldivers is also silly but its not like, visually or physically silly if that makes sense

[fair bridge]

oh that's nice

[sweet trail]

helldivers is weirdly grounded and realistic for a satirical sci fi game, whereas warhammer's appeal comes from the impractical and ornate and exaggerated

[little marten]

Fair point

[orchid skiff]

stop flexing that you can join hd2 discord

[sweet trail]

helldivers and warhammer are definitely adjacent but they are deffo different

[fair bridge]

readjusted my posture on my chair and my head stopped hurting nice

[gilded socket]

Who knows if the preorder stuff stays after launch

[simple drum]

OmfgimUPSET

JUST WASTED MY MOOOLAAHH ON CYBERPUNK AND TITANQUEST 2 JUST RELEASSSEDDD

[sweet trail]

also warhammer has just straight up magic lol

[fair bridge]

i was in there like once and it sucked and i left

[simple drum]

GONNA SHIT MYSELF good thing i didnt buy a second game holy hell

nah bro this is probably gonna be the greatest release since elden ring

[orchid skiff]

cuz i was banned

[fair bridge]

what did you do

[gilded socket]

Rewdy things

[fair bridge]

arbites obtained

[orchid skiff]

they didn't care when I posted weird nsfw stuff but they cared when I posted a video of a guy ascending to heaven because he listened to femboy asmr

[little marten]

Full launch of EA?

[little marten]

CLEAR AGENDA BY THE MODERATION TEAM

[fair bridge]

discord mods are notoriously phobic toward being told to do things like "take care of yourself"

[orchid skiff]

considering the weird nsfw stuff I (and everyone) posted i am shocked that this is what got me

[fair bridge]

not darktide server mods though

they all exercise regularly and are very handsome

[gilded socket]

Especially @misty trench

[fair bridge]

aquila has to be on top of his game always

living in the bush is dangerous

The Kangaroos Are Becoming Organized

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-kangaroo-fight-gif-18196851

[fair bridge]

panch a fakkin roo in the fayce tha fakkin dog

QUEENSLANDA

QUEENSLANDA

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/sarmenti-darkest-dungeon-darkest-dungeon-2-jester-darkest-dungeon-jester-gif-3841967259314346683

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[thick coyote]

Yeah that's mah main man jester

(I still have no idea how to use a "Dancing" Party)

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-rules-rule-1-dont-make-me-mad-rule-one-dont-make-me-mad-gif-8390529366396374891

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ignore-rule-gif-25661208

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/frye-splatoon-rule3-gif-27569523

[little marten]

Arrrooooooo!! 🐺

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-4-discord-rule-gif-10923607056772527644

[mossy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rules-of-the-dog-rules-of-the-dog-dog-rules-dog-funny-dog-gif-2203702483151118572

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules5-gif-21427580

[sleek harness]

The hell is this giant bald spot

[little marten]

Land a plane on it

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-party-gif-2189007228386496511

[gilded socket]

Is that @orchid skiff

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-ping-me-ever-mysteriousmrenter-mrenter-themysteriousmrenter-dog-gif-1807032614263527205

[analog marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/war-planes-tanks-gravity-broken-gif-26202635

[little marten]

That’s him limbering up to reply

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/jogger-i-should-ping-jogger-and-call-him-ping-jogger-gif-25609163

[gilded socket]

Ok

[mossy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-gif-14978199

[tawny grail]

https://tenor.com/view/arma3-gif-27501348

[stuck phoenix]

Rule 6: splatoon hub world arts are strange

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-annoying-dont-complain-penguin-gif-17320149

[stuck phoenix]

Me when the thing made to get someone’s attention does just that

[little marten]

Post pics

[stuck phoenix]

That is

Not happening

Find it out your damn self

[gilded socket]

Lets murder rewdy

Sells his parts for overpriced video games

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-kitten-emo-running-man-animation-gif-23230234

[stuck phoenix]

Just pirate it

[gilded socket]

I want helldivers

[tawny grail]

No you don't

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gon-hunter-x-hunter-hxh-pitou-stomp-gif-17841744

[stuck phoenix]

Pirate it and then buy it later if you want to have it and still buy it

[sleek harness]

Your first day as a helldiver:

[halcyon glen]

Boys

[gilded socket]

Nah

[gilded socket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990298651291164762/1206850837754675260/feet2.gif

[final herald]

saved not sorry

[stuck phoenix]

Not this again

[gilded socket]

I find more

Everywhete

[orchid skiff]

I think you're looking for it

[stuck phoenix]

I know where you found that

[gilded socket]

Nah

[gilded socket]

Yes in KFC

https://tenor.com/view/silly-mlem-tongue-limbus-company-limbus-gif-4694342662876811811

[low hemlock]

Don’t fret I got u fam

[stuck phoenix]

Ah a classic cursed image

[gilded socket]

Big boi my goat

[little marten]

Based

[stuck phoenix]

Personally I prefer the image where someone accidentally sent that one in a conversation

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[median saddle]

returning player. have a couple level 30s. what do i do?

[gilded socket]

Fur

[little marten]

What do you want to do?

[stuck phoenix]

Purge the enemies of the imperium for the emperor

[gilded socket]

Die.8

[orchid skiff]

auric maelstorm

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-kiss-gorilla-zesty-gorilla-gif-5076385782697117734

[median saddle]

idk what im supposed to do lol

[mossy solstice]

complete penances

[stuck phoenix]

Purge heretics

[median saddle]

If i do a good job, will the god emperor know?

[low hemlock]

feet not mah cup of tea, tho this one is:

[stuck phoenix]

Ow does he know

[gilded socket]

Ok big boi

Thats a little much

[low hemlock]

tru…im a f r e a k

[gilded socket]

Yes

Yes you are

[low hemlock]

💦

[stuck phoenix]

Leave me alone with those abominations

[final herald]

[gilded socket]

Not that god forsaken artist

[stuck phoenix]

[final herald]

what's wrong with them

didn't you have a mossas pfp

[gilded socket]

Do i even have to say it

[stuck phoenix]

It’s all horny shit

[final herald]

I don't care

[stuck phoenix]

Disguised as memes

[final herald]

as long as the horny stuff ain't being posted here

[low hemlock]

what u expect

Coco melon

[stuck phoenix]

I dunno memes

[final herald]

mommy they gave tzeentch boobie grr

12 yr old opinions

[gilded socket]

Lore inaccurate art that people take seriously as lore and a shitty artstyle and the sex jokes arent funny

[final herald]

shitty artstyle

too far there

[ocean widget]

the only good warhammer artist is one who makes every character look like alpharius

[gilded socket]

im right

[stuck phoenix]

And then you accuse me of not reading any books and only getting my info from them

[low hemlock]

On the early days of the internet most memes were created from porn

[low hemlock]

[final herald]

No
no you aren't

[stuck phoenix]

No you aren’t

The art style isn’t that bad

[gilded socket]

Two times jokingly

[final herald]

I'm sure you have art to share 155th

[gilded socket]

Lmao i dont draw

[stuck phoenix]

Then who are you to criticise an art style

[final herald]

then stick to the peanut gallery and watch where you spit, I'm allergic

don't try the stupid "chef" analogy either

[gilded socket]

The fuck does that even mean

[final herald]

dw just covering my bases for your kind

[gilded socket]

I dunno i just live here

[gilded socket]

“Your kind” ok bro

[final herald]

weird high and mighty types who get mad at even the most innocent of posts

[stuck phoenix]

Oh

I can only post two of the bits of art I wanted

That’s a shame

Whatever though

[jade fable]

New tat for the school semester

[gilded socket]

Thats a given

[final herald]

I get if it was actually horny stuff getting posted-

like that

what

[gilded socket]

THIS is art

[low hemlock]

nah thats c o o k e d

[stuck phoenix]

The minions movie in that one scene be like

[gilded socket]

Its peak

[jade fable]

bbl minion

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[stuck phoenix]

It would appear I need to be a convict to post my art

A shame

However

[final herald]

ye
yapping gives you power

[stuck phoenix]

That shall give me some time to finish my other three rejects

So it’s fine

[jade fable]

Yapping is like harnessing the warp

[final herald]

peak, I look forwards to seeing it

[jade fable]

Its how Magnus did it

[mossy solstice]

just keep yapping until your name changes to red

[stuck phoenix]

I would play darktide

But I really wanna share my art

[gilded socket]

All i know is that i needa kill heretics

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12938469424283671125

[brazen pelican]

Lies, I only get my lore from TTS.

[gilded socket]

Good one

[little marten]

Sommin like 150 messages for red name bro get typing

[stuck phoenix]

I get my lore from random videos with people that know the lore explaining it mid gameplay to ones that don’t

[gilded socket]

I hate majorkill

[stuck phoenix]

I don’t give a single bit of warp power to caring

[gilded socket]

I hate that man

[little marten]

Why engage with the lore when you can ask people here to explain it and then not read their replies??

[stuck phoenix]

Waaa waaa

[gilded socket]

This is the way

[stuck phoenix]

anyway time to check if the Xbox network uploaded my images

[ocean widget]

is majorkill that one guy with the youtube shorts that has a space marine in the bottom left or is that another warhammer lore youtuber?

[brazen pelican]

So you mean to tell me TTS is not canon?

[stuck phoenix]

Oh finally

[gilded socket]

No thats astartes anonymous

[little marten]

“Wow it’s actually really nuanced you see the skeleton who sits in the chair all day is actually making everyone racist with his brain•

[ocean widget]

TTS is the only canon
thats why it got destroyed

[ocean widget]

ah sick

[brazen pelican]

Makes sense. :3

[gilded socket]

Majorkill is the annoying Australian guy

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-lalve-tf2-tf2memes-yes-gif-13052566732063292875

[ancient violet]

"That know the lore"

[stuck phoenix]

Know Atleast 0.1%

[civic otter]

40k community seems to have grown allergic to black library yeah, but it's not the only catalyst for short form "lore" content blowing up

[little marten]

“Uh.. accctually there’s no way the terminus decree would work because the gray knights wouldn’t be able to get past making eye contact with the one female custodes.”

[stuck phoenix]

That’s just because they can’t read more than 3 words

[gilded socket]

Reason #100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 why i rather read the books and use my head

[brazen pelican]

Reading hard, though. :<

[sleek harness]

That's why we prefer movie and game adaptations instead of books

[civic otter]

Well, yeah. Reading is the best and healthiest choice

[little marten]

Name 10 words

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[civic otter]

Yes

[stuck phoenix]

Unfortunately I only have 3 warhammer books

[civic otter]

What do you expect

[brazen pelican]

Counts to 10 but reaches 13.

[stuck phoenix]

Once I get a job that shall increase

[little marten]

Judas??

[stuck phoenix]

Although I do own Ahriman: The omnibus

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[stuck phoenix]

So that’s technically more than 3

[civic otter]

It's incredibly hard for me to get my hands on physical copies due to where i live so i get it, i try

[little marten]

If you guys love reading so much maybe read to me until I fall asleep? 👉👈

[brazen pelican]

I don't know who that is, but I was paid 30 silver to take you somewhere.

[gilded socket]

I just read the scanned copies along aide the audiobooks

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-gif-25913914

[cyan elm]

Curious as to what rations look like...

[stuck phoenix]

Unfortunately I must go play Darktide my phones battery is low

[little marten]

Ask big boi to post a pic he’ll show you

[stuck phoenix]

May your corpse emperor guide you I suppose

[civic otter]

Yeah fair. Well you can always just 🏴‍☠️

[brazen pelican]

[cyan elm]

Oh!

[brazen pelican]

Hi Lamia!!!

[gilded socket]

I only buy the audiobooks so i have something to occupy my mind while i work with my grandfather

[nocturne bloom]

[rustic lotus]

eh, is there an obvious reason I'm missing as to why I cannot name my dog Attila?

[civic otter]

Totally understandable, audiobooks are a great middle point

[misty trench]

I did go for a forest walk today

[brazen pelican]

Atilla the Hound?

[gilded socket]

I do read the physical codexes for little lore bits too

And rules

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[sleek harness]

Aquila when will the general chat experiment end

[gilded socket]

My goat

[rustic lotus]

lol basically. It was my real dog's name, just wanted to honor the good boy

[ancient violet]

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[civic otter]

Main ration is corpse starch, but there is more. You've got amasec, recaf packs for energy (albeit rare), and even canned grox meat

[little marten]

How about Dr Pepper

[civic otter]

Pretty bad but like all things you'd probably learn to like it

You can't hate food when you barely eat

[brazen pelican]

Reject humanity and all biomass could be your rations. That guy you hate in HR? Nom.

[ancient violet]

nid supremacy

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[mossy solstice]

4:20 AM

[civic otter]

Time for bed, scurry back to your hive fleet

[brazen pelican]

You're not my real Dad! :<

[ancient violet]

the lesbian hivemind will devour the stars 😩

[gilded socket]

Go to sleep neuro

[civic otter]

Deluded

[little marten]

Nurgle gamer supports this comment

[brazen pelican]

What if I refuse?

[jade fable]

Can someone turn this into a 40k meme

[gilded socket]

Nid soup for the 155th then

[civic otter]

Well at least you have a father figure here!

[brazen pelican]

Is that a fucking Saiyan Karen?

[ancient violet]

no

[brazen pelican]

This is true! :3

[nocturne bloom]

she looks like she can punch good

[ancient violet]

i have 2 dads

[civic otter]

I expect you to be jacked as hell

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-sfm-tf2-punch-mega-punch-gif-11465792930432936176

[gilded socket]

I have a dad but licht denies it

[jade fable]

Eat the skavem

[sleek harness]

No

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/barbecue-tasty-bbq-grill-gif-11910478

[ancient violet]

yesir, both were double the inspiration

[mossy solstice]

Is rat meat even good tho?

[sleek harness]

Dadful behavior

[brazen pelican]

Had better.

[civic otter]

Nice

[jade fable]

Im sure it tastes better than the slop they get fed in the hive citys

[gilded socket]

Oh.

[sleek harness]

Why tou ate eat rat meat

[brazen pelican]

Curiosity, primarily. ..oOwOo..

[civic otter]

I think people exaggerate non-conventional meats. I have eaten horse a few times in my life, it's different but still good.

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-choe-food-ravioli-mongus-x-gif-22939881

[sleek harness]

Thats just pastels

With thingys

[jade fable]

It says ravioli tho

[civic otter]

*ratvioli

[sleek harness]

Ain't no way dude was able to say it wrong

[civic otter]

Man the ogryns in DT are so goddamn smart

What is everyone on about, stupid this stupid that

[mossy solstice]

гatvioli*

[civic otter]

They are exceptional

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/live-bile-troll-reaction-bile-troll-vermintide-vermintide-2-versus-versus-gif-14791691335031301398

[civic otter]

THEY ARE

[sleek harness]

That's an ogryn right there

[civic otter]

Ogryns in 40K are wayyy worse

[jade fable]

Ogryns are the main characters of DT

[civic otter]

You're playing with the SMART ogryns

[lament vault]

question: are the spawns on the event supposed to be this...intense? it feels quite challenging even to previous events standards

[nocturne bloom]

use fire

then more fire

easy

[sleek harness]

Yeah

That way we can see more corrupted units

[civic otter]

Yes, flak and carapace armor everywhere. Expect those mauler and crusher waves, also note the fact that they have damage reduction

[lament vault]

its more than that, i recall playing some games before and the sheer numbers before werent as crazy

[sleek harness]

Just use a bomb

[woven hill]

BY THE GOOOOOOD-EMPEROR

KINDRED, I THINK THE 60S ARE CATCHING UP WITH ME!

[brazen pelican]

It's the increased amount of armour, I think.

[mossy solstice]

A shame you can't spawn the stinky armor enemies via the Creature Spawner, I'd love to have a sniff closer look

[lament vault]

it feels that its ALSO an increase on general density

[sleek harness]

Which difficulty may I ask?

[lament vault]

auric

[sleek harness]

Auric is like that

[brazen pelican]

Did you raid the Space Wolves, again?

[sleek harness]

Normally

[mossy solstice]

Soap bubble

[jade fable]

https://youtube.com/shorts/d8dkIolj_E4?si=CEi0yo0cSujTjfiL

[sleek harness]

[civic otter]

Hippie era all over again, holy

[woven hill]

no but seriously

[civic otter]

I mean, looks neat

[woven hill]

it tanks my frames whenever a psyker pops a bubble

[lament vault]

nah, even without counting the armour the enemy density feels more aggresive

[sleek harness]

I knew I shouldn't have let you eat warpstone

[fair bridge]

cool

[sleek harness]

Wait you bought it today?

[woven hill]

YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT BEAUTIFUL STONE FROM ME AYE

[fair bridge]

oh the game totally just crashed when i took that screenshot

[sleek harness]

Sick

[civic otter]

Ahh someone paid up, enjoy

[sleek harness]

Eat your gourmet meal

[fair bridge]

i've spent $12 on stupider shit

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

Like?

Lex isn't stupid

Just mentally dead

[lament vault]

weird flex but...

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552

[fair bridge]

discord nitro, a movie theater beer, roses for your mom, stuff like that

[brazen pelican]

Devil sticks?

[civic otter]

Blew it all on gambling

Horse races

[sleek harness]

You been signing nitro for the past year

You must be rich then

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-heavy-tf2-heavy-team-fortress-2-heavy-team-fortress-two-thinking-gif-13167291159341927470

Can I have money please

[fair bridge]

to one who is jobless, all employed people must seem rich

[sleek harness]

Rich in poor money

That's what I meant

But its okay

[civic otter]

May i be servitorized if i ever touch nitro

[sleek harness]

I accept the poor

[fair bridge]

mandated edict: job application

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-14396239095188633828

[civic otter]

Peak

[fair bridge]

but yeah i finally decided to buy it because i finished getting all my classes up to auric

[mossy solstice]

applying health nosh

[fair bridge]

so now time to join the arbites bus

[sleek harness]

Malo I need to say something

[fair bridge]

speak worm

[sleek harness]

Call me skaven next time

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/mge-gif-3460752380542994866

[sleek harness]

Rude

Anyways

[sleek harness]

Arbites can have infinite grenades

And he has a shock mine

Which works like the pysker's Smite

So you can just become a Smite spammer as an Arbites

[gilded socket]

Consumption

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/today-i-will-be-eating-mukbang-fried-meme-gif-17558645

[brazen pelican]

Pocket smite, my beloved. :3

[brazen pelican]

I will never not have the dog, though.

[mossy solstice]

Impact grenades are lots of fun as well

[sleek harness]

You know what modders should make? An skin for the mines so it look like a mini pysker

[civic otter]

Preach. Game gives me the option to have a dog, i will have a dog.

[brazen pelican]

Give it randomized Psyker voicelines, as well.

[civic otter]

FOR THE EMPEROR, I'M SURE!

I WILL SURVIVEEE

[brazen pelican]

Throws down mine: "I don't want to be here, you can't make me want to be here."

[mossy solstice]

AH, ZE DOG'S DED

[sleek harness]

Each game it changes its personality

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-i-did-it-like-this-tf2-demoman-heavy-is-dead-gif-11168295428299159916

[gilded socket]

I yearn to hold hands with someone

[sleek harness]

Very funny that everyone stopped typing when you said that

[brazen pelican]

How lewd!

[gilded socket]

Yes yes im gross

[ripe tangle]

such lewd behavior…

[sleek harness]

Sister

[ripe tangle]

yes Skaven?

[sleek harness]

Hold hands with the moebian

[gilded socket]

IM DISGUSTING I KNOW

[sleek harness]

And I give you drugs

[ripe tangle]

No

[sleek harness]

Ok

[ripe tangle]

Every time I touch her, she claims I’m hurting her or that I’m abusive…

for reasons I cannot fathom

[sleek harness]

Aren't you though?

[gilded socket]

Im gonna krump myself

[ripe tangle]

That’s besides the point.

I’m a servant of the God Emperor and cast his judgment thusly.

[sleek harness]

Lucia I am playing Cyberpunk 2077 and I am about to invade someone's house

Should I do it stealthy?

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-heavy-tf2-heavy-team-fortress-2-heavy-team-fortress-two-thinking-gif-13167291159341927470

[ripe tangle]

You should go in and wreck the place like the Kool-Aid guy.

[sleek harness]

It isn't really a house tbh

It's like

A shop

With 12 guards

But I can handle it

[brazen pelican]

Stealth sounds like something the Aeldari would do.

[novel hemlock]

Hello brothers

[sleek harness]

PRINGLES GUY

[mossy solstice]

or a purple ork

[fair bridge]

PUPPY

[sleek harness]

Is that a fallout reference?

[supple thorn]

Ello all.

[sleek harness]

Larken

[gilded socket]

Your presence is a unanswerable argument against birth control

[novel hemlock]

guys i have question

[brazen pelican]

Greetings, Madman.

[supple thorn]

Skaven

[gilded socket]

Give her my naaaammmmeeee

[sleek harness]

How do I write invanding

[mossy solstice]

Nobody asked for your opinion. Stay mad.

[novel hemlock]

when arive new cosmetics in comodor?

[supple thorn]

Hello inconspicuous chaotic creature.

[sleek harness]

Next week probably

Its been already 2 weeks

[novel hemlock]

oke thanks

[gilded socket]

Continue to not be able to fight against chaos spawns my bad sir

[brazen pelican]

We got the Strawberry Cheesecake last week iirc.

[novel hemlock]

and second question

[sleek harness]

Then its next week

[novel hemlock]

i Play darktide +- 1 year

[sleek harness]

I play it 1 and a half year

[novel hemlock]

my heretic girflend stopped playing darktide

[sleek harness]

I am better

[novel hemlock]

and question is

can i play without friends in havoc?

campaign

[brazen pelican]

Yes, there is a matchmaking function.

[novel hemlock]

yeaaa

[sleek harness]

Guys check out fire
https://youtu.be/iy4WUVI7Lrw?si=o6ByXqWfT1vtztJ2

[mossy solstice]

I'll get better at some point. Yet you'll remain a degen still.

[brazen pelican]

Palworld > Pokémon.

[gilded socket]

I would agree but then we BOTH would be wrong

[novel hemlock]

why i cant add picture?

rang or smth?

[mossy solstice]

what not having a father figure does to a mf

[fair bridge]

talk more, earn points, get big money

[sleek harness]

But does paulworld have a boss music witch uses like 17 instruments at the same time?

[novel hemlock]

aaaaa oke

[gilded socket]

Delusions of adequately

[brazen pelican]

No, but you can catch the boss.

[novel hemlock]

i saw on Reddit guy who made in DoW1 moebian regiment

[sleek harness]

But you can do that in Pokemon

[ripe tangle]

Indeed, the Xenos are cowardly like that.

[brazen pelican]

The trainer?

[novel hemlock]

and i create same regiment but i need profesional opinion about my work

[sleek harness]

Its a boss pokemon

Not the final gym league

[brazen pelican]

Basically it is the equivalent of catching the gym leader after winning.

[sleek harness]

With a Master Ball

Don't forget that

[gilded socket]

Woorf

[novel hemlock]

Warhammer is the best universe in our times

i start with it when i hace 8 years

[brazen pelican]

Best as in enjoying it, or best as in wanting to live in it?

[sleek harness]

Did you know robots and AI were banned and destroyed by humanity after it went rogue?

[novel hemlock]

duty ends when i die

[ripe tangle]

Even in death, duty does not end.

[novel hemlock]

yop

if u space marine

[gilded socket]

Ishootheretics.com

[shy panther]

If (read : never)

[brazen pelican]

:<

[novel hemlock]

sorry for my language but im polish person

[gilded socket]

You’re first neuro, lobster dinner for the 155th

[sleek harness]

Polished

[brazen pelican]

No worries, we got folks from all over. :3

[shy panther]

So am I mf you ain't got no excuse now

[sleek harness]

Wrong person

[mossy solstice]

space marines get put in a dreadnaught, you get servitorised

[novel hemlock]

and i still learning wh40k universe

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/zoidberg-futurama-gif-8409553

[gilded socket]

A glorious feast

[shy panther]

I do love that all warp entities eventually evolve to crab

[stuck phoenix]

Yes and then you get to eternally serve the corpse emperor until you die

[brazen pelican]

Time to go hide in the vents!

[shy panther]

Sure you have tzeenchian demons being birds, but that's like, halfway to crabs

[gilded socket]

You’re too big

[brazen pelican]

Have you seen the size of these vents? :3

[shy panther]

What if they're really big vents

[gilded socket]

Not a little ripper anymore

[novel hemlock]

when i had 8 years and saw in gameshop rts DoW my reaction Woooow huge badasses with big guns and orcs in space

[sleek harness]

You calling Slaaneshi, the thinnest looking Chaos God, fat?

[brazen pelican]

I reverted to fit, checkmate.

[shy panther]

You're calling slaanesh, the god of indulgence and pleasure, thin?

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[gilded socket]

Still big

[nocturne bloom]

she is kinda thin

[ripe tangle]

I kinda want to make a custom guard unit

[misty trench]

you're the real goat 🫵

[stuck phoenix]

Food does both of those things and they expect everything to be thin

[gilded socket]

Do it, im making up the 155th

[misty trench]

embeds will continue until morale improves

[mossy solstice]

If servitorisation goes well, you won't care at that point. In a worse case scenario you end up like the medacae bot

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to make mine based on Warlord Era China

[gilded socket]

Wrong im a disease here

[shy panther]

Afaik the "known" look of slaanesh is literally just artist interpretations

[brazen pelican]

But have you contemplated to most eloquent of arguments? Such as me not knowing how to end this sentence?!

[novel hemlock]

guys u heard about supremacy wh40k multiplatform game?

[stuck phoenix]

Insert servitor gameplay here

[ripe tangle]

the Kuomintang

[shy panther]

Iirc we don't have any fucking clue how any of the chaos gods look

[gilded socket]

Do that the 155th is based off of american mechanized infantry

[shy panther]

And if anything slaanesh probably looks different every few seconds

[sleek harness]

So you are encouraging us to keep being bad persons to have image perms on general

[stuck phoenix]

Aren’t the actual appearances of all the chaos gods a mystery

If they even have one

[misty trench]

I'll be honest I didn't really plan ahead when the choice was made

[gilded socket]

But for you, i will wear your carapace as armor against your kind

[shy panther]

Literally yeah, there's zero official art of the 4 gods

[sleek harness]

We are doomed

[shy panther]

People just base them on what their demons look like and what they expect them to look like

[nocturne bloom]

i wouldnt mind breaking a bed frame with slan

[misty trench]

yeah lmao

[brazen pelican]

I forgot I can be invisible.

[gilded socket]

I can smell you

[shy panther]

So nurgle is just a really big unclean one, tzeench is full of eldritch horror, khorne is just a really big strong dude

[stuck phoenix]

Technically any interpretation of Tzeentch could be and could not be right because that’s just how Tzeentch

[brazen pelican]

Surprise onion ring attack.

[stuck phoenix]

Does funny buisness

[misty trench]

tzeentch is full of eldritch horror but also likes birds, they're a birder for some reason (rare chaos W)

[shy panther]

Any interpretation of tzeench is in a Quantum state, he can choose to appear as anything, and have a reason for looking one way or another

[mossy solstice]

So at some point image rights will be revoked from #general-chat

[gilded socket]

You reek of whatever neet women who dont shower smell like (i shower)

[shy panther]

Something something JUST AS I PLANNED

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/shoresy-big-sexy-big-sexual-laurence-leboeuf-gif-25856518

[shy panther]

"big sexual"

...fulgrim?

[brazen pelican]

Those who get the reference...

[brazen pelican]

I shower constantly.

[misty trench]

I am roughly 50% the big gay

[shy panther]

"(I shower)"

Good to know friend

[brazen pelican]

Common Aquila W.

[mossy solstice]

well that was a fucking lie

[shy panther]

Strive to be the 51%

[gilded socket]

I may be a deranged loser neet but i shower

[shy panther]

"but"

[gilded socket]

Contributing to the bi crisis

[misty trench]

bathing under my local waterfall (I am hiding from the authorities)

[gilded socket]

I really do suprisingly

[brazen pelican]

I overheat like crazy at 14 degrees Celsius and above. I shower like a maniac to survive.

[sleek harness]

I find funny that you can die and then be revived by Nurgle and then live your life normally
You don't become a brainwashed slave or a stupid servant, Nurgle just revives you as an undead and expects you to join his side by your own will

[stuck phoenix]

Quick milo quote I really do

[misty trench]

on multiple levels yes

[stuck phoenix]

Like you did for the other bits

[brazen pelican]

Not gonna lie, sounds kinda gay.

[shy panther]

Huhwuh

[round mica]

Hi chat 👋

[sleek harness]

The big gay

[gilded socket]

Kinda gay kinda not

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[stuck phoenix]

Quick quote the Moebian

You missed one

[shy panther]

Fuck I immediately forgot

[mossy solstice]

but what if you say "nah, I'll pass"?

[gilded socket]

What

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/true-its-true-the-office-dwight-gif-9399457

[shy panther]

Yea

[gilded socket]

Guh?

[brazen pelican]

Lucky for me I'm not gay, my boyfriend is.

[sleek harness]

No like, he revives you out of nowhere

[ocean widget]

then you get turned into a tree and made to suffer eternally

[shy panther]

Doesn't your soul just become bound to your body, and otherwise entirely dissolve instead of being reabsorbed into the immaterium?

[stuck phoenix]

Isn’t that the guy from fallout

[brazen pelican]

Harold, yes.

[ocean widget]

no because he isnt covered in eyes and made of flesh

hes covered in bark and made of bark

[shy panther]

He does have two eyes

[sleek harness]

Theres was a history of a space marine being revived by Nurgle and he just decides to walk back to his base

[stuck phoenix]

Ah I see

[mossy solstice]

So essentially you become Harold

[shy panther]

That counts as covered in eyes plural

[sleek harness]

Of course dying

[ocean widget]

yeah but thats not enough to be a warhammer tree

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[gilded socket]

I am become stupid

[stuck phoenix]

A strange version of Harold

[queen cliff]

i read lore but not an insane amount of it like a few, why is the zealot saying "skulls for the golden throne" heretical?

[stuck phoenix]

You already were

You can’t become stupid if you already were

[sleek harness]

Its not?

[ocean widget]

ol cornflakes

[brazen pelican]

Hey, Aquila, guess what I got playing?!

[misty trench]

point at him and laugh

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[shy panther]

Because "blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne" is similar to it, it's baaaasically khorne going "oh word, you like killing?" Though it's not really heretical just... Fringe, y'know?

[queen cliff]

i saw someone comparing it with the psyker calling the emperor a corpse so i was wondering

[stuck phoenix]

They got a bit confused in the moment

[brazen pelican]

He's asleep, so I will do it very stealthily. Probably kicking the shit out of something on the way.

[misty trench]

CLASSIC

[sleek harness]

Who

[brazen pelican]

https://youtu.be/2C9-MNKWNaI

[sleek harness]

Because this guy is very wrong

[stuck phoenix]

Oh yeah Psykers don’t like the emperor because 1000 of them get sacrificed to him every day or so

[shy panther]

They're basically similar to things the heretics say

[misty trench]

beloved

[queen cliff]

youtube clip of the cadian vet being mocked

[lilac sapphire]

He kinda is

[shy panther]

Luv me spark head rashuns

[ocean widget]

the emperor is just an oversized corpse
therefore making him multiple corpses

[round mica]

Skulls for the skull God/blood for the blood God is the heretical line

[queen cliff]

im aware, this is why im confused lol the throne DOES need skulls

[shy panther]

Skull throne

[stuck phoenix]

Blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne

[shy panther]

It doesn't, it's just similar to what khorne worshippers yell

[gilded socket]

Wuh?

[brazen pelican]

Have some respect! He's obviously a divine mirepoix seated upon a gilded lavatory.

[sleek harness]

For his skull Throne

Here look

[lilac sapphire]

What do they do with all the skulls anyway

[mossy solstice]

All because Magnus did an oopsie 10,000 years ago

[ocean widget]

emperor on the terra toilet

[stuck phoenix]

He had too much Taco Bell

[round mica]

Khorne is also the lord of skulls guys

[gilded socket]

Is my brain dead?

[ocean widget]

yes

[shy panther]

I mean, the ways of violently acquiring them

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-red-soldier-blu-blue-gif-15973872344704314933

[gilded socket]

Oh

[shy panther]

Working out at the black library.........

[brazen pelican]

I only use loyalist warcries. Like "Children of the Emperor! Death do his foes!".

[stuck phoenix]

I’m sure you would pretend to worship the corpse emperor

[shy panther]

I just like turning heretics to mush, I don't like slogans

[sleek harness]

Its Dead Corpse Emperor, dumbass Pysker

[shy panther]

I'll cry out "we have the meats" before turning a bomber inside out or whatever the fuck

[brazen pelican]

The adjective is surely implied by the noun.

[gilded socket]

Why are

What

[stuck phoenix]

I just blow peoples limbs off with my mind

[sleek harness]

Good keep working

[gilded socket]

Huh

Why

[sleek harness]

Unless you want to become food for Emperor

[brazen pelican]

Did you just turn red?

[stuck phoenix]

I did remove the head blow up one because throwing mind power shards to bring me an enemies soul seems funnier

[sleek harness]

Why what

[stuck phoenix]

Indeed I have

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[mossy solstice]

READYING OMICRON-MORTIS INTERCESSION

[sleek harness]

Heh?

[shy panther]

How'd you manage that

[stuck phoenix]

Just talk

anyway

[shy panther]

Fair nuff

[gilded socket]

Wuh?

[stuck phoenix]

Time to go post my drawings of my veteran and zealot

[cedar fulcrum]

returning to the game after a long break, not sure which class to go with

[shy panther]

To be fair not getting them IS the danger

You try to make sense of something you cannot comprehend and your mind eats itself

[gilded socket]

Uh?

[sleek harness]

Whuh

[ocean widget]

the supermutant says wuh

[brazen pelican]

Fallout 1. ❤️

[gilded socket]

Uh?

[sleek harness]

Huh?

[gilded socket]

Whuh?

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[shy panther]

There's apparantely a doom mod coming out in the style of fallout 1

[gilded socket]

This server is a insane asylum because of me

[shy panther]

And it looks sick as hell

[stuck phoenix]

Back in a minute gotta get a drink

[nocturne bloom]

they are too young to understand rat

[gilded socket]

You all are voices in my head

[brazen pelican]

You had my curiosity, you now have my interest.

[mossy solstice]

Only issue, it's coming out in 2027

[gilded socket]

You all arent real

[shy panther]

Ah shit it is? Well, better complete than a rushed development

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/gillslawyer-dog-gif-gillslawyer-gif-2927883352786495489

[brazen pelican]

Disenchantment reference?

[sleek harness]

Saltzpyre referencia

[mossy solstice]

Yeah, the project is being worked on by just one guy from russia

[gilded socket]

The voices!!! The voicesss!!!!

[shy panther]

Still a really sick project

Oh oop

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/voices-medic-tf2-cosss-mikk-schizo-gif-26228618

[shy panther]

Wrong reply 😔

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[mossy solstice]

you've startled the degen

[sleek harness]

Whuh?

[mossy solstice]

Hwhat?

[gilded socket]

Buh?

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-spy-steals-your-meme-gif-5533659929391063079

[shy panther]

I still think the space king version of the blood chapter is so much funnier

[rugged vigil]

How do I disable the blood completely? I have blood decals to the lowest value (5) in video settings & Im using the DisableScreenEffects mod too. Isn't there a way to get rid of the blood altogether? It was possible in Vermintide 2 so why not in Darktide?

[stuck phoenix]

Is the third one out yet

[round mica]

Space king is peak ❤️

[shy panther]

Nope unfortunately

[round mica]

Remeber guys

B - positive

[shy panther]

I quote be positive every fucking day of the week

[gilded socket]

Woof?

[stuck phoenix]

Didn’t they all get massacred

[shy panther]

Yeeeesssss? Nnnnoooo????

I don't know

[brazen pelican]

Ask Tzeentch, he'd know.

[shy panther]

I mean
They killed the blood mother or whatever

[gilded socket]

Why are newspaper

[shy panther]

Don't think he exists in space king, and if he is, he's probably looking at xeno laser tits

[brazen pelican]

Worse ways to spend your time, I guess.

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-gru-steve-carell-despicable-me-say-what-gif-16560538

[mossy solstice]

smacking bad dog over the head with a newspaper roll

[jade fable]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9m_fdrzobKQ?si=fc7e20EDTGH14trI

[gilded socket]

Am i right?

[gilded socket]

Why

[shy panther]

Courage arc

[mossy solstice]

booga wooga wooga 👺

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncing-gesture-courage-courage-the-cowardly-dog-crouching-then-standing-eggplant-costume-gif-17267115973385992797

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/eustace-eustace-bagge-courage-courage-the-cowardly-dog-stupid-gif-26560156

[round mica]

Courage taught me to swing first when I get spooked

[brazen pelican]

Calm down, Hotaru.

[mossy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-25234702

[stuck phoenix]

Have you seen Scooby doo straight outta no where

[round mica]

I have not

[stuck phoenix]

It’s a scooby doo and courage crossover

It was pretty good

[gilded socket]

Ruff or whatever

Tuff*

[stuck phoenix]

Zoinks

That be a catastrophic error

[gilded socket]

I have to die now

[gilded socket]

Nah im gonna krump myself

More eco friendly

[shy panther]

I remember modding DD1 to just make the narrator say "boob" when going into the brothel

Still the best modding experience I've ever had

[mossy solstice]

"Not even the carrion eaters are interested in your radiated corpse."

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/vulpes-fnv-fallout-new-vegas-dance-gif-22150476

[ocean widget]

died of radiation, pure noob move

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-rads-radiation-counter-gif-6369229076219259168

[ocean widget]

everyone knows the only way to properly die is to perform a rocket jump for the master

[round mica]

Yah dying to something you can't see or smell very noob

[cedar fulcrum]

where do I check my progress on the current special event?

[ocean widget]

tab

[cedar fulcrum]

thanks

[stuck phoenix]

Danke comrade

7 blighted armour missions to go

[round mica]

I got one more rotten armour and I'm doneskis

I hope it stays as a modifier

I been enjoying it

[stuck phoenix]

I can’t wait for a new modifier

[brazen pelican]

Bring back Inferno.

[stuck phoenix]

I’ll finish the blighted armour once I get good on the psyker

[ocean widget]

i do wish you got a bonus of ordo dockets based on completing extra event missions
its literally the only way i'd actually get anything out of the docket shop

[ocean widget]

put the emperors fading light in base game missions

[mossy solstice]

It's actually a great modifier for completing weekly "kill scab" missions from Melk

[stuck phoenix]

Next one to level 30

[round mica]

I agree

[round mica]

Yes! Someone else noticed

Especially for the mellee kills

[stuck phoenix]

Back after my mission

[mossy solstice]

As a psyker I prefer ranged, but pick melee for all the other classes

[ocean widget]

if you arent struggling to kill a rotten mauler with a sword you arent playing darktide right

[outer hinge]

Is there a way to choose between mission difficulties? Haven't played since the UI changes. Looking for damnation or auric

[round mica]

Fatshark wouldn't lose money by giving us a free 4500 aquilla once a year

[ocean widget]

fair
its taken them a decade to give us aquilas from an event

[long trench]

you do need to re unlock them

[round mica]

Wdym?

[outer hinge]

I see, thanks boss

[brazen pelican]

Think he meant to reply to "big toomer". :3

[round mica]

Ahh

Understandable

[compact heart]

Hey guys I'm trying to do True Survivor need a solid team anybody down?

[mossy solstice]

Considering that Fat Shark's parent company has a yearly income of over $80B they can most certainly give us free aquillas every once in a while

[round mica]

What.. this whole time I thought fatshark had barely no money...

[vocal pewter]

I'm not sure that's how companies work

[mossy solstice]

Tencent is their parent company

[round mica]

I feel BIG scammed

[ocean widget]

but they only have 10 cents

[round mica]

Okay that checks out

[mossy solstice]

I'm an idiot, I pull stuff out of my ass

[round mica]

Yer a wizard Harry

[mossy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/cite-source-sources-citeyoursource-reference-gif-13341421

[somber stream]

Good morning chat, another day in paradise

[round mica]

Morning licht!

[somber stream]

Mornin Doot

[brazen pelican]

Morning, Dad! :3

[somber stream]

Morning, Neuro! (Still not your dad)

Something tell me this isn’t your wake up time

[brazen pelican]

...It could be?

[somber stream]

It certainly could. The running lanes aren’t contested at this hour

[supple thorn]

Mornin/evening to you mate.

[somber stream]

Evening to you Lark

[hidden trout]

i cant seem to find this source, could you send it directly?

[brazen pelican]

Morning to you, as well, Karien. ♥

[round mica]

Is it morning for you guys?

[brazen pelican]

04:45.

[somber stream]

45

[final herald]

More like 54

Amirite

[round mica]

Damn yall are some early worms

[brazen pelican]

Yep. Just woke up and got myself some coffee...

[somber stream]

So true!

[somber stream]

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-cat-gif-5265406602061026994

My first cup of the day usually

[brazen pelican]

That is the cutest thing ever. =^.^=

[fiery wave]

That's more nap time, then awake for 20 hours min.

Or if not, nap time like 6 hours later.

[round mica]

I see we operate on similar time tables

[fiery wave]

What is sleep anyway? I just pass out mid game or message.

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-up-gif-20126756

Breakfast

[round mica]

Of champions

[somber stream]

Hardcore

[supple thorn]

Needed.

[fiery wave]

Heh.

[fiery wave]

Feed happiness more important.

[supple thorn]

Agreed, but still.

[round mica]

Is it just me or does it take a while to get a perfect warp resistance dump stat

[fiery wave]

No buts.

[supple thorn]

What? Everyone has a butt.

[misty trench]

no buts, however...

sleep kinda rocks, if you can get it

[stuck phoenix]

Indeed

[supple thorn]

She's grumpy cause i pester her to get sleep.

[fiery wave]

Luck based.

[fiery wave]

I rather play.

[gilded socket]

Sad hungry and touch starved

[misty trench]

this is tru

[supple thorn]

That I know, nor am I complaining.

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-good-morning-goodmorning-have-a-great-day-butterfly-gif-3043997314892147946

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-no-warhammer-warhammer40k-robot-gif-17117864

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-rogaldorn-gif-10829755

[fiery wave]

You roll to feel eepy, then roll to actually pass out.

[fiery wave]

Mhm. But you see why.

[zenith glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ffff-gif-26439678

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-gif-18981911

[brazen pelican]

Both rolls with a DC of 20, made with disadvantage.

[supple thorn]

;p

[round mica]

Cousin come play some bowling

[slate horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-funny-to-me-40k-warhammer40k-rogal-dorn-alfabusa-gif-27259111

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-40k-tts-warhammer40k-this-is-true-gif-27259102

[fiery wave]

Nat 20 or bust. Since 20 is an automatic success... maybe.

[ocean widget]

nat 20 aint autosuccess

[fiery wave]

You of all people should know.

[zenith glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084599255362175139/1119548192598544384/homer_die.gif

[round mica]

Bro when they killed Roman by mistake instead of me

[ocean widget]

a 20 is only an autosuccess in BG

[brazen pelican]

RAW a nat 20 isn't an automatic success. 🤓

[fiery wave]

Depends on rules. Also GM.

[fair bridge]

"what the fuck kind of assignment is this"

[supple thorn]

Shhhh

[ocean widget]

i was first
piss off

[brazen pelican]

BG is based on 5E, but they changed some things. :3

[gilded socket]

Big hungrr anf big snore

[brazen pelican]

No.

[fiery wave]

Mostly cos GM wanted nat 1s to be auto fails because my statmonkey couldn't fail anything but religion rolls.

[round mica]

I'm a nat 1 type of guy

All i ever seem to roll

[brazen pelican]

Make harder DC's? How the hell do you have close to auto-success on all skills?

[fair bridge]

i haven't done the prologue since launch

honestly pretty cool

[fiery wave]

Rejected.

[lilac sapphire]

It is

Wish the game had more of a story like that

[fiery wave]

Rogue Bard with extreme stupidity.

[tawny gorge]

PETER GRIFFIN NOOOOOOOOO

[supple thorn]

No.

[brazen pelican]

Still implies you have very good stats, in all stats.

[fair bridge]

i mean the new campaign is kinda sick too

[fiery wave]

My lowest was 14 in Con.

[brazen pelican]

How the fuck?

[fiery wave]

I have 2 20s.

Well, one is a 24.

[brazen pelican]

What level was this?

...

[fiery wave]

Lvl 3.

[gilded socket]

Kari save me

[brazen pelican]

Jesus Fucking Christ.

4d6d1 keep quads?

[ocean widget]

ah you rolled for stats instead of using points

[fiery wave]

But got stupid when we hit like 15+.

[fiery wave]

Was forced to, didn't want.

2 20s, 1 18, 1 16, 1 15, 1 14.

[ocean widget]

DM uses system that could either fuck over players or make them strong as fuck
gets annoyed when player is strong as fuck
-_-

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah it just needs a bit more ig

[brazen pelican]

My DM let me roll my stats, I got good rolls, I chose to have some be shit.

[fair bridge]

i'm sure there will be more in the future, this game is going to last for years

[lilac sapphire]

It needs ro have grendyl show up and fist fight wolfer or something

[fair bridge]

if vermintide is anything to go off of, anyway

[fiery wave]

I went full statmonkey memes with guidance as a bonus.

[fair bridge]

i need a new keyboard

the logitech k120 is not doing me proud

[brazen pelican]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Well, maybe DM learned what can happen.

[ocean widget]

im guessing your DM had some level of competence higher than kariens though

[tired steeple]

My first time playing dnd was pretty embarrassing but

God I’ve heard stories of people being dogshit at like

Setting up the game

[brazen pelican]

Nah he would be fine with letting me keep it, I just like to have at least one stat at 10 and one negative. To me the fails are the funnies.

[ocean widget]

ah noice

[fiery wave]

No, I made a 127 min damage at lvl 11 char in a later campaign.

Pure misses.

[tired steeple]

See that fan rule of “you decide what happens when you roll a 20”

[brazen pelican]

Holy hell.

[tired steeple]

Or “something silly happens when you roll a 1”

[fair bridge]

rule of cool

[ocean widget]

i wasnt even able to play my first game of DND so you lads are lucky
my group didnt do shit since couldn't get a time where most people werent doing shite

[tired steeple]

That is the worst thing to happen to dnd

I played a Tiefling paladin as my first character

The campaign kinda just died lol

[fiery wave]

Because I roll to many 1s.

[tired steeple]

But it was fun

[brazen pelican]

Highest DC there is. Actually getting everyone available.

[fiery wave]

Made a char on missing too much.

[ocean widget]

god if this wasnt the truth

[fiery wave]

Also, 32 AC on 5e?

I am the boss now.

[brazen pelican]

How?

[gilded socket]

Kari save me

[brazen pelican]

24 Dex, then what?

[ocean widget]

your DM starts using a fuck ton of magic missile and fireball casters

[fiery wave]

Third party books is funni. Also homebrew crafting system I completely broke and shared recipies to the team Warlock.

[fair bridge]

fuck.

[brazen pelican]

The most evil thing I did as a DM was so simple. I used counterspell on a warlock player.

[ocean widget]

uprising aint so bad

[fair bridge]

it's gonna be so boring though

[ocean widget]

heresy difficulty is the issue

[fiery wave]

0 damage fireballs? Kay.

[brazen pelican]

Oh, homebrew can derail balance, and usually do.

[ocean widget]

"Each creature in a 20-foot-radius sphere centered on that point must make a Dexterity saving throw. A target takes 8d6 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one."

[thick coyote]

Just like
Make a Rashad Axe

Insta kill everything on your way up

[brazen pelican]

Evasion, and with high Dex. 0 damage.

[fiery wave]

You can get effects that half the damage on fail or negate on success.

[ocean widget]

ah yeah forgot rogues got evasion

[fiery wave]

Guess what, 20 or more Dex says hi.

[brazen pelican]

Yeah... Imagine dodging the center of a nuke.

[gilded socket]

Theyre sending me to brazil

[brazen pelican]

24 dex with a rogue would be like +9 dex save.

[elder merlin]

Its night time now

Who wants to see my pokemon cards

[simple drum]

Where can i buy a motorcycle in cyberpunk

[gilded socket]

Yes

[simple drum]

I think i like it better thank driving a car versus playing grand theft auto

[fiery wave]

I broke it so hard, everyone asked me to make items for them on a gold limit.

[gilded socket]

Autofixer

[simple drum]

I dont think i can use autofixer yet ill check when i find a computer

[elder merlin]

Question is, should i flood chat with them all?

[simple drum]

Or everything is too expensive rn

[gilded socket]

Ok

[brazen pelican]

Well, if homebrew is allowed, things getting imbalanced is all on the DM.

[ocean widget]

i spose only AOE spells that dont use dex would work
bout it tho

[gilded socket]

Yes