general-chat

[simple drum]

crys in video game addiction

[obtuse oak]

It's coming soonish? Idk if they gave a date

[pale spruce]

kind of lame how games usually just make vehicle debris lose all collision when one gets destroyed

[simple drum]

Ooouu maybe i can get the arbites dlc on discount too

[long sigil]

fixed?

[round mica]

i hope it’s not that dumb shit where you gotta pre order first

[simple drum]

223- make that 224

[round mica]

like that’s so ass backwards

[obtuse oak]

Exactly, first time I've seen it be this interactive

[midnight willow]

[obtuse oak]

Naw, fully open beta

[simple drum]

Nah i only finished a good amount of them and some of them are free

[thick fog]

I wonder if it will have PVE mode

[simple drum]

Or not single player

[round mica]

like bf3?

[pale spruce]

a zombies mode ?

[thick fog]

They have done it with 2042, so could also be a chance

4 player squad agaisnt a full lobby of bots

[round mica]

or like missions from bf3

[thick fog]

Just more chill mode

[round mica]

you actually had to unlock a few weapons in bf3 from the pve mode

the Rex and SSG53

[obtuse oak]

Here's the dates

For open beta

[round mica]

and i’ll be there

who trynna squad up?

[obtuse oak]

I wonder if the beta will be available on GFN...

[simple drum]

I hope the campaign is good

Watching charlie play BAD COMPANY 2

[round mica]

hardline had so much opportunity

[simple drum]

Damn im always screwin something up

[round mica]

and it flopped

[simple drum]

My bad bro and yes hardline sucked

Sucked so bad i brought it up

[pale spruce]

always been a big fan of the campaigns in these shooter games

cough titanfall

cough

[simple drum]

NOOOO

NOT titanfall i never even got to play that one

Before they canned it

[heavy compass]

Is there a guide for Havoc demonhosts? Shit's so ass, I wish I knew where exactly it can spawn

[obtuse oak]

Details https://www.ea.com/games/battlefield/battlefield-6/news/lock-and-load-for-the-open-beta#how-to-play-the-open-beta

[obtuse oak]

TF2 campaign is worth playing even now

[simple drum]

Definitely a good game both titan fall games i seen the gameplay i was still in middle school when the first came released with the xbox 1

[obtuse oak]

The game is on sale for cheap very often

[simple drum]

I just finished watching charlie play it 🤣 im definitely gonna try it

[obtuse oak]

Protocol 3: protect the pilot

[pale spruce]

currently 80% off

[obtuse oak]

Trust me, Cooper

[simple drum]

Like when i watch charlie play games i watch him have fun so i dont spoil the story for myself

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[simple drum]

What was his name again

The bot

[lime beacon]

Non functional launch with fully functional battlepass and multi tiered microtransaction store ? The all time GOAT

[obtuse oak]

BT*

[simple drum]

YES BT the goat

[brazen pelican]

Diablo IV?

[lime beacon]

And darktide

But it’s about to be bf6

[simple drum]

Seriously this needs to be dropped

[obtuse oak]

Darktide doesn't have a battlepass

[round mica]

you guys think bf6 will be a hefty game to run on pc?

[lime beacon]

True, just the store then

[obtuse oak]

Yes

[thick fog]

Killing Floor 3 the goat

[obtuse oak]

It's going to run like shit, just assume that.

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[pale spruce]

modern devs dont know how to optimize games so probably

[simple drum]

Dont do that

[lime beacon]

It’s gonna be unoptimized, unfinished, and busted

[thick fog]

Though the new BF6 is only about 30GB which is insane

[simple drum]

If it didnt suck ass on the steam deck

It would be a great start

[lime beacon]

These animals most likely didn’t learn from 2042

[thick fog]

EA screaming on DIce's ears to not fuck it up this time or the whole studio will shut down

[molten matrix]

Its funny that darktide is one of the few that managed to claw back

[simple drum]

I feel like its a big step up from the previous game graphic and gameplay wise

But without endless mode

[lime beacon]

The only good thing bf6 will do is increase player counts for bf4 and bf1

[obtuse oak]

Oh yeah and BF6 is coming with a full level editor https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/s/Ki6qJplB4U

[simple drum]

And a few other things..cough

[pale spruce]

kf3 looks like it needs another 5 years before ever being released to the public

[thick fog]

Welcome back Halo Forge

[brazen pelican]

Remember kids: Buying a game the second it drops with no research or checking reviews is basically the same as pre-ordering!

[pale spruce]

from what ive seen in videos

[round mica]

i feel it’s the opposite, that dice is praying to EA to make them do anything stupid

[thick fog]

100M players needed

[obtuse oak]

A likely outcome

[pale spruce]

the only game ive ever done this for is deltarune ,,

[lime beacon]

Darktide clawed its way back but the ghoulish launch has forever stunted its potential

[thick fog]

Baldurs Gate 3, Expedition 33

[simple drum]

To be fair i just got ramshackled in killing floor 2

[lime beacon]

But who knows maybe bf6 will be great and I’m just jaded

[simple drum]

The mobs are too fast for me now

[lime beacon]

Just nobody preorder fr

[round mica]

no promises

[cyan elm]

Glory to the God Emperor-

[simple drum]

And to be honest yes the game is barebones but so was killing floor 2 when it released this isnt new

Its all these other publishers overdoing it

[thick fog]

Emperor is god yes?

[marsh iris]

not expecting anything from EA

[simple drum]

And thats why kf3 is getting crucified

God forbid they tried something different which a good amount of people didnt like im pretty sure they heard that too

[round mica]

killing floor 3? more like killing me because i’m bored..

sorry

[molten matrix]

One issue

[brazen pelican]

Heard Dawn of War 3 tried something different. :3

[simple drum]

Well hopefully they can copy kf2’s formula thats where all the fans come from

[molten matrix]

Killing floor 3 shouldve been early access like killing floor 2

[simple drum]

And killing floor in general

Same with with no more room in hell

[molten matrix]

The only reason why it isnt is because steam doesnt allow early access games to have ingame microtransactions

[round mica]

speaking of games with major hype

what ever happened to sons of the forest

first game was great

[simple drum]

Just be grateful they didnt pull a call of duty or modern warfare like theres literally light at the end of the tunnel

[lilac crag]

I fucking hate sons of the forwst

[round mica]

why?

[brazen pelican]

Fairly sure Path of Exile 2 is Early Access, and it has in-game microtransactions.

[pale spruce]

nothing ?

[round mica]

did it finally come out?

[pale spruce]

the game kinda popped off and everyone liked it from what ive seen

[round mica]

i lost touch with it

[lilac crag]

the second game just doesn't carry any of the first's flair

[molten matrix]

Very odd

[lilac crag]

it's a personal for me, but they are two separate games in my mind

[lime beacon]

Are we able to eat the cannibals to assert dominance

[pale spruce]

ur like. a year and a half late

[round mica]

but you get a blicky..

[lime beacon]

Up the switch on em

[round mica]

yeah i figured, i lost touch with it

[pale spruce]

me personally i never really cared about either of the forest games

not my kinda thing

[round mica]

what about green hell

[thick fog]

Also one thing i been seeing online is how theres the first half of how the new BF6 does not play like modern COD and second half is that the movement is more slower and sluggish

People are so rotten

[lime beacon]

Bf6 has rotten armor event from darktide confirmed???

[round mica]

have these people never played a fucking battlefield game?

you aren’t gonna be as nimble and dolphin diving around the map like cod..

[thick fog]

Wheres my adhd dopamine 360 slide fast movement shit.........

must dive every corner

[lime beacon]

I just want my Seth rogen operator

[surreal ermine]

i just saw bf6 gameplay last night that had sliding and shit bro what

[lime beacon]

Hue hue hue

[brazen pelican]

Watching the trailers I thought it looked like a ton of run and gun.

[thick fog]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheeGodric/status/1951024819551740000 This looks fine

𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘 (@TheeGodric)

Jump shotting/sliding in BF6

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Also that jump with the added recoil, bouncy on the gun yes i like that

[round mica]

oh hell no

i already don’t like this

NOPE

[lilac crag]

[simple drum]

I wouldnt want any game to play like modern COD

[round mica]

that one clip just ruined it

[lime beacon]

HIT THE PREORDER QUICK QUICK

[pale spruce]

why is literally every shooter ever adding sliding .

[simple drum]

Unless its an arcade shooter

[thick fog]

Seeing lot of clips and the slides look a bit inconsistent sometimes

[simple drum]

The first thing i thought about with killing floor 3 movement was darktide

Slide slide dodge dodge

[surreal ermine]

i like the look of it but uh
yeah id get why diehard battlefielders probably wouldnt, it looks more like cod than battlefield

[pale spruce]

well slidings fine but

like.

[round mica]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[thick fog]

Probably need momentum to do longer slides

[pale spruce]

at that speed ??

[lime beacon]

Probably just the servers getting fried from the incredible burden of a beta

[simple drum]

You can slide in Insurgency sandstorm

[lime beacon]

Thoughts and prayers

[brazen pelican]

Warframe sliding.

[simple drum]

Shit you can do a full tactical roll in real life

Maybe not with the backpack but

[cyan elm]

"Always remember, switching weapons is faster than reloading-"
"Remember, sliding is faster than switching weapons"

[simple drum]

Tell that to insurgency and the x-ray vision they use when you try to reload or switch weapons

[round mica]

yeah but in that clip that fucker slid across the ground like he’s on ice

and insanely far

[simple drum]

What game 😂😂 better not say call of duty

Call of duty operators got superpowers

[round mica]

bf6

[thick fog]

The spread should just increase by 1000% when sliding

[simple drum]

Bunch of captain americas

[round mica]

like the clip that was posted

[round mica]

this absolutely bullshit creation

[simple drum]

Anti gravitational boots

We in the future baby

We got high water pressure jetpacks flying cars

Bomber drones

Self driving cars man we are in the future

[round mica]

looks like i’ll be sticking to bf1 and 4 for another 3 years

[simple drum]

Fucking meta glasses

[thick fog]

https://fxtwitter.com/charlieINTEL/status/1951003400264622574 Average helicopter experience when playing on keyboard

CharlieIntel (@charlieINTEL)

TimTheTatMan attempts to use a helicopter in Battlefield 6

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[simple drum]

Im telling you someones gonna use those meta glasses to commit crimes

[surreal ermine]

the helicopter controls are so fucking bad on kbm man

[cyan elm]

(laughs in BF2)

[round mica]

idk man, bf1 is regarded by many as the GOAT

[surreal ermine]

id take arma controls over whatever the fuck it is in battlefield

[thick fog]

I always refused to play flying vehicles on battlefield like games

Infantry cooler

[marsh iris]

based

[round mica]

i will still try the bf6 beta but with a frown i will NOT be turning upside down

[marsh iris]

i like to play medic

[round mica]

tim just sucks

he’s just a funny dude who sucks at games

[thick fog]

Mfw game developers makes streamers who are no fans of the certain franchise to play their new game entry

[marsh iris]

i used to play bf1942 desert combat mod then up to BF3

[simple drum]

What do you guys do with old* pc parts

[molten matrix]

inverted helicopter controls is very very silly

[round mica]

marketing baby

https://tenor.com/view/ludwig-stonks-rat-gif-10613118723862074265

[heady echo]

Might be a skip tbh.

[marsh iris]

i just horde them, for backup. one time i just scrounge all i have to make another one

[thick fog]

I was never too deep with BF, it looks fun but i dont think that interested unless they actually do great with BF6

Able to deliver a good game, keep the post launch content for some time while keeping the playerbase happy

[jaunty path]

I have 200 hours in darktide. When does this game get good?

[thick fog]

Thats the thing, the shark has eaten all the goods in the game

[simple drum]

This big ol box taking up space in my room

[thick coyote]

Tomorrow

[pale spruce]

i mean yeah i personally dont really care about bf6 either

dropping the same game for the 20th time but with better graphics

[pale spruce]

yay !

[round mica]

look at these relics

a bygone age

[marsh iris]

buy a new room

[simple drum]

Can probably play mario 64 if you overclock them

That cpu is chunky

Is that a cpu

[marsh iris]

though its pretty fun to rebuild with old parts and give away or sell

[simple drum]

I gave my old pc to my little cousin i still got a backup HDD and some ram sticks i forgot to give him

[thick fog]

Speaking of, my brand new custom PC just arrived

[simple drum]

Unboxing time

[thick fog]

[jaunty path]

I don't think the rotten armor enemies are that bad

[thick fog]

Have a high specs PC to only play roblox

[simple drum]

And then my prebuilt got the old air cooler old gpu and the boxes of manuals and shet just takin up space

[jaunty path]

What's special about them? Don't they just make a splash of corruption?

[pale spruce]

weird damage resist

and they make ur entire screen green .

[simple drum]

Thats a good idea! Setting up a server

I would have to figure out what for the gpu is ass anyways and i could just find a shit motherboard and cpu to fit the cooler

[jaunty path]

Huh. Never found them that bad imo. I found them fun to fight

The green thing is annoying though yeah.

[marsh iris]

i bask in the green thing

https://tenor.com/view/my-favorite-superman-super-homem-comic-panel-comic-gif-13399640615397087420

[pale spruce]

i always think of this panel whenever i see the rotten armour clouds

or pox gas.

[charred turret]

who is scarier

[little marten]

Me

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/scares-me-i-fear-no-man-gif-21507033

[cursive gate]

🍿

Chat I have been curious about switching to linux from windows

Any tips or tricks you can give me?

Or any experience

Anything counts

[iron sigil]

Does fatshark let you report abusive chat in-game?

nvm found it hopefully they check them

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[midnight willow]

me

[iron sigil]

literally started the match with the guy bitching that I'm running thunder hammer with shroudfield and a full crusher one shot build in rotted armor event

insane playerbase

[pale spruce]

how come i never get people like this .

isnt thammer considered to be like, pretty viable in high havoc anyways

[thick coyote]

Yesnt

[pale spruce]

not shroudfield though i suppose

[brazen pelican]

I'd rather see someone with a build and weapons they are comfortable with over a meta build where they don't even know why they picked 80% of the talents etc.

[thick coyote]

It's not chorus

That's havoc 1.0 meta

Havoc 2.0 everything and I mean everything needs to die fast

Ain't doing that with chorus

[iron sigil]

he was also a psyker with accel lasgun build in shock troop/rotten armor event lol

[thick coyote]

Or hear me out

Everyone output 100%

[lilac crag]

one slip up and it's 0%

oops! 1st strike!

[cyan elm]

"Wait, I wasn't supposed to Krakgrenade that Crusher who's pounding your downed butt on the ground?"

[thick coyote]

Wow like everything

[lilac crag]

yeah so just chorus. lol.

[cyan elm]

I mean, pub players are... strange, to say the least

[lilac crag]

ain't no one gonna give you stinkeye for wanting the team to live more than wanting to minmax killing the enemy. this game isn't double or nothing.

[cyan elm]

Won't stop folks from doing it though

Like

[pale spruce]

smite !

[cyan elm]

I'm not supposed to headshot gunners

.... whot??

[blissful kiln]

what?

[cyan elm]

I get it, he wants all the kills himself

But that's an assail psyker speaking

[thick coyote]

Nope

[cyan elm]

And we're getting peppered

[thick coyote]

Because you pop chorus

0%

💀

Yes we see the fit

Attack

[lilac crag]

oh, so my teammates miraculously stop doing anything the moment I pop chorus?

tragic

[cyan elm]

Oh and it gets better, a plague ogryn comes up and... 5 minutes later, it's still at 90% health

[thick coyote]

No
You stop doing anything

[lilac crag]

could it be, I popped chorus because.......... I want them to retaliate from a bad situation???????

[cyan elm]

Granted I am partially at fault, because I was holding my krak grenades back because the psyker said so

[blissful kiln]

chorus should stun teammates too

[thick coyote]

Or hear me out
Retaliate yourself

[cyan elm]

What should I do though, honestly

[lilac crag]

however will I do this

ah, silly me. let me just use the other 2 abilities

[thick coyote]

[cyan elm]

Wonder if Ogryns have it better, that's the one class I haven't played yet

[lilac crag]

doubling down on either killing the crowd or having my teeth kicked in. either way I'm sure the 3 other players in this squad won't mind me not helping them from the havoc horrors of difficulty.

they'll live.

[cyan elm]

Aye...

[blissful kiln]

in what situation?

[thick coyote]

It's Ogryn
They always have it better

[blissful kiln]

there's never a case for not killing enemies just to let your ally get some ability proc or some bullshit

[cyan elm]

Being ordered "not" to be good so someone else gets a chance at the spotlight

[cyan elm]

Like, ooookay I guess? I'm being punished for helping the team?

[blissful kiln]

just ignore

[cyan elm]

Though realistically speaking I would have shot the commissar and eat lead

Not that I'm pissed or anything, pubbies are just curiously strange

[fair bridge]

Big Thoughts

[olive mauve]

Why worry about throwing grenades when your class has two regen perks for them?

[cyan elm]

Right??

Like... you're a Psyker, you don't even use grenades lol

Then I figured he was doing everything he can to steal everyone's kills, and gets pissy when he isn't having any

[olive mauve]

A lot of people don't know how the game works.

As every Martydom Zealot knows

Wasting a med stim on removing your teammates buffs

[fair bridge]

u look hungry .. hav a stik of budder

[unborn hedge]

Lmao i acc did a maelstrom and this toxic dude was mad the psyker didnt have grenades

[unborn hedge]

no pls not the visual novel stuff

[somber stream]

Why the anime

[fair bridge]

join me for a nice walk up the stairs

[fiery wave]

Well, if you were at one wound left. I WILL ping spam the next medicae.

[unborn hedge]

I guarantee you these stairs exist irl

[fair bridge]

fools look how fucked up the proportions are

[pale spruce]

this unironically happened to me the first time i played martyrdom

[somber stream]

Looks legit to me

[fair bridge]

i bet it would

[olive mauve]

Well yeah, but not when theres 5

[pale spruce]

literally the first time anyone has ever used a med stim on me and its the one time im running martyrdom like

[cyan elm]

(Le hurt)
(Someone else takes the last medicae charge)

"Worry not, the Emperor protects"

[fair bridge]

le.... hurt ....???

le ....??

[somber stream]

le hurt.

[cyan elm]

(That same guy)
"Hahha look at this noob he's gonna die"
(Gets oneshotted by a Crusher)
(I help him up anyway)

[fair bridge]

does your body contort unnaturally like this

[cyan elm]

Just another day.

[blissful kiln]

9head

[somber stream]

Looks legit to me

[gilded crown]

Hello small friends

[orchid skiff]

Naturally

[gilded crown]

Work done

[blissful kiln]

hello, Mira

[gilded crown]

Shower time then time to party

[thick coyote]

A psyker once stimmed my martyrdom and the game crashed

[somber stream]

Have fun Diana

[thick coyote]

💀

[fair bridge]

using the 5 foot chopsticks to feed u

[gilded crown]

Ty bestie

[thick coyote]

Kinda feel bad

[gilded crown]

@halcyon glen thoughts?

[somber stream]

Jaysus

[marsh iris]

oh shit

[fair bridge]

you are going to get image perms removed

[blissful kiln]

damn, I missed it

describe the deleted image in vivid detail, pls

[somber stream]

t'was a gif

[orchid skiff]

Dm me the image

[fair bridge]

it was sexual in nature

[orchid skiff]

I missed

[somber stream]

Intensely so

[wary scarab]

Very

[somber stream]

Things got bent

[fair bridge]

[blissful kiln]

go on...

[marsh iris]

dont do this to me guys

[blissful kiln]

💀

[wary scarab]

It involves jumping

[fair bridge]

garut's posting horrific smut

[somber stream]

And some rolling

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-skull-emoji-meme-lol-discord-skull-emoji-skeleton-cringe-cringing-honest-reaction-skulls-gif-13070989968754565066

[wary scarab]

And people watching him do it

[fair bridge]

it was TWO DUDES MAKING OUT

[somber stream]

Likely a lot of moaning as well

Considering the nature of the situation

[fair bridge]

garut rn

[brazen pelican]

Where?!

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[fiery wave]

Heck, even just 2 wounds left. >_> To be fair, if nobody else needs it, is it worth leaving it behind?

[wary scarab]

I Garuts gif

That got deleted

[brazen pelican]

:<

[wary scarab]

It was glorious

[wary scarab]

[wary scarab]

Never thought man can bend his legs that way

[fair bridge]

dude shut up jesus christ

[somber stream]

Clearly you haven't seen the Chinese vids

[fair bridge]

you're gonna ruin the joke

[wary scarab]

Fine fine

[marsh iris]

ngl it looks way more painful on bigger picture

[fair bridge]

what is your problem why would you say what it was

[fiery wave]

You have not seen contortionists doing it.

[fair bridge]

it's way funnier because only like three people actually saw it

well it was bound to be ruined one way or another

😔

[somber stream]

Was getting old anyway

On to the next thing

[fair bridge]

screamer ??

[final herald]

Aaaawwwwwe

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-one-of-those-huh-utopia-youre-one-of-those-so-youre-one-of-those-thats-what-youre-like-gif-18196393

[marsh iris]

when it looks for something else in the box lmao, "that's it?"

[halcyon glen]

I’ve played merge tactics for five hours straight

I didn’t climb a single trophy

[gilded crown]

That was fun for a week CR is deleted again

[halcyon glen]

In at 3000

I’m

[little marten]

Damn did I miss the illegal postings

[simple drum]

So when i play cyberpunk should i go Nomad/streetkid/ then corpo?

[simple drum]

Looks like thats the replay value they wanted

[little marten]

It’s only adds a little bit of extra dialogue choices tbh

[simple drum]

Potatoes dont roll

They peel off

[fair bridge]

there is no order. you choose whatever you like after completing one

[little marten]

I personally go nomad I like the roleplay of being a fresh face in night city

[simple drum]

Yea i know i was just thinking storywise like going from a dirty nomad to a rich manipulative corpo

[fair bridge]

personally i did streetkid, nomad then corpo

[simple drum]

Ill think on it

Ahh i see

[fair bridge]

does not work like that

[wary scarab]

It doesn't affect much cept few dialogues and prologue mission. Choose whatever you like the most

[fair bridge]

you choose a lifepath and that is who you are for the whole game

[simple drum]

I know i meant if i made i new character thats the order i would maybe try

[fair bridge]

if you like

personally i always hated playing a corpo

felt dirty

[simple drum]

Ill see corpo sounds cool but street kid might be my first one

[wary scarab]

Eh

[fair bridge]

streetkid is cool

[simple drum]

Yea ill do streetkid first

[fair bridge]

it's kind of like "canon" V

which there isn't

but it's the V that's in all the promo stuff

[simple drum]

Cuz V is basically just us right?

[fair bridge]

streetkid

V is V

[simple drum]

Thats what i was told is that V is actually just you

[little marten]

Don’t forget to visit the joytoys

[fair bridge]

V is their own character

[simple drum]

Wee will see

[fair bridge]

you occupy them and make their choices

[simple drum]

Would V make those choices… or did i make those choices time to find out

[mighty fractal]

It's more like who you are for the first 10 minutes

Then never brought up again

[fair bridge]

????

wrong

[pale spruce]

p much yeah

[wary scarab]

Some dialogues and one background specific mission

[pale spruce]

it changes some dialogue but :/

[fair bridge]

no.

[pale spruce]

not really that important in the end

[fair bridge]

it changes dialogue and changes how certain characters interact with you

[fair bridge]

yeah that's the point...

[civic python]

ok

[fair bridge]

because you change

[mighty fractal]

It really does nothing

[pale spruce]

from what i remember corpo has the coolest dialogue options

[wary scarab]

|| like getting Nomad V old car, Corpo meeting old colleague, and Street kid dealing with that dumbass fixer wannabe ||

[fair bridge]

i'm not getting into this with people online again

[simple drum]

The guide says it changes some dialogue and adds 1 lifestyle quest

[fair bridge]

it's a great game, please enjoy it

[simple drum]

Corpo lifestyle is also the only one that rewards a pistol

[little marten]

Nomad is the only good choice

[simple drum]

Those arent spoliers anyways cuz its not story wise

[mighty fractal]

Terrible game people pretend is good because of an anime show they released 2 years after

[wary scarab]

To each their own pal

[simple drum]

I know nothing about the story or the cybernetics etc so stuff like quest rewards like cars or weapons are ok with me

[thick coyote]

I can tell that you're a Panam type of guy

[cyan elm]

Every lifepath has their ups and downs

[cursive gate]

Thank you for info but what is a distro?

[simple drum]

Secret locations as long as they arent lore specific

[cyan elm]

Your story in Night City is yours to write

[simple drum]

Money or collectables etc

[little marten]

Panam is cool but far too generic

[simple drum]

First thing im gonna do is punch an old guy who cant get choomed up like me

[wary scarab]

You don't get much good romance choices ye

[simple drum]

[thick coyote]

Zero that gonk

[fair bridge]

have you played the game??

[wary scarab]

Yes

People have different tastes

[fair bridge]

i stg talking about this game gives me ulcers

[pale spruce]

personally i never really touched the romance stuff .

[cyan elm]

Same

[orchid skiff]

How many ppl can you romance

[little marten]

Romance in games is kinda wild like you ain’t romancing the character you romancing the writer who wrote the choices

[wary scarab]

4

[pale spruce]

not many i dont think

[orchid skiff]

I only know the girl panam

[magic summit]

hiii people

[cyan elm]

They're what you'd call "suggestions" instead of a "must do this" kind of a thing

[normal linden]

1. Does every hit you block cost the same amount of stamina, or it depends on how much damage it would make?
2. You can't fully block crusher's and mauler's overheads sure - but does it still reduce amount of damage you get, comparing to no blocking?

[cyan elm]

Except, a lot of dudes like pretending that they are

[little marten]

There’s a secret 5th romance with an animal companion

[fair bridge]

judy, panam, river, and kerry eurodyne

[simple drum]

I dont even know brother

[low hemlock]

Shift Leader Primus

🏭

[thick coyote]

Panam
Judy
River
Kenny

[simple drum]

I thought you could parry crushers

[fair bridge]

river and kerry are the fellas™

[simple drum]

Man just dont let the crusher touch you

Promise you will only have 10% health left

[fair bridge]

kerry's the clear winner ofc

river's a cop 🤮

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[little marten]

Heyyy girllll

[somber stream]

Mornin raccoon

[cyan elm]

(If female V) "woohoo!"
(If male V) "yo I don't swing that way...at least, not yet"

[simple drum]

Not yet is wild

[wary scarab]

Dont really care about being a cop, but that just sad

[fair bridge]

??

[thick coyote]

Depends on the weapon
Overheads are unblockable

[fair bridge]

ok no more cyberpunk

[thick coyote]

And the attack

[fair bridge]

back to dt

[simple drum]

Yooo cant you parry crushers??

Or was i on zealot crack

[fair bridge]

not overheads

[thick coyote]

For example
The sweep of a Mauler costs 4 bars

[simple drum]

Hmm ok ok

Probably why i get blindsided sometimes

[cyan elm]

... kill them before they even get a swing?

[fair bridge]

it's why overheads have such a long windup

you can stagger them while they're winding up though

[vestal mantle]

Today the GREAT RACCOON IN THE SKY HAS SPOKEN TO ME

[simple drum]

Getting overheaded by a crusher is the equivalent of being stuffed into a chili bean can in a factory line

[next iris]

nah, corpo is the most 'logical' one

[cyan elm]

Greatsword powered up, heavy attack, charge, aim for the neck

(and hope that will lop his head clean off)

[thick coyote]

A combat Axe uses 4 bars to block it

[vestal mantle]

And he said in his calm and soothing voice

[thick coyote]

A knife uses 2

[simple drum]

Sometimes thats hard when they got on that armor and your teammates dealing with they own shit

Especially when your scouting turn a corner and 4 crushers come out

[vestal mantle]

ARGGDGRFGYFVRFGYHBDFBUO, and then took a half eaten taco bell burrito from the dumpster

[cyan elm]

Ahh hell

Swear to God Emperor that the crushers sometimes spawn out of thin air near you

[simple drum]

I used to call people pussies for running in games

Now i commend them

[thick coyote]

A shield weapon can block unblockables though
It's going to cost stamina

[simple drum]

Shit now i run too

And i hate it

[cyan elm]

Ten bars down this stamina thing

[vestal mantle]

Discretion is valor's better half

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-hello-peek-a-boo-gif-16703201

[cyan elm]

And somehow that kid with the funny hair still manages to run ahead of everyone

[simple drum]

Its those doors

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-thats-twisted-twist-gif-13024562

[simple drum]

Portals to hell

[little marten]

CRANK WITH RESPECT BROTHER

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cpw-gif-1925418329601556402

[cyan elm]

Ahh screw it
(Installs a silencer onto the exhaust pipe)

[vestal mantle]

Well... Off to work I go

[somber stream]

Why the ugly fonts today

[final herald]

Isnt that just a muffler

[somber stream]

[final herald]

What does this mean

[somber stream]

Sausig

[magic summit]

i love this song so much making a song for it

[final herald]

But why does his smile carry so much restrained malice

[vestal mantle]

Because its handmade

[shy sandal]

"Dreams have meanings" mfs when i show them this picture

[elder merlin]

Only had a small handful of first editions, @thorny cave

[vestal mantle]

Well... Im off to work and then before I darktide I do the most tedious of tasks

[vestal mantle]

Warframe fishing

[little marten]

Unreality is reality.

[elder merlin]

I gave up on warframe when they changed Ember's ult

[final herald]

Thats a long time ago

Lmfao

[elder merlin]

I go back every now and then

[brazen pelican]

I still miss it. :<

[somber stream]

Ember Heirloom

[final herald]

That shit is 2018

[elder merlin]

Literally the only reason anyone plays her now

[final herald]

Nah she's pretty decent

[somber stream]

Correct

[elder merlin]

Rhino Heirloom was pretty great

[little marten]

Is this true?!

[somber stream]

Her ult is mid but kinda fun to mess around with

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-yes-yay-whore-gif-12680480

[final herald]

Warframe players when I remind them they can just play any frame they want

[somber stream]

Earth is actually just Engloin??

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[fair bridge]

i bet princess diana's still hanging out somewhere chilling bro

[brazen pelican]

Black part of crust should say "compressed coffee beans". Otherwise it seesm accurate.

[little marten]

You some kind of bean expert?!?!

[elder merlin]

Princess Diana was assissinated by the royal family

[orchid skiff]

she with tupac

[brazen pelican]

Indeed, my little Pinto bean. :3

[fair bridge]

is english your fist language

it my fort

[elder merlin]

Dont believe in no afterlife, but if there is, there is a special place in hell for their ilk

[brazen pelican]

England is my city.

[fair bridge]

NUUEWOOOYCYEBNAOXIBRBF

[somber stream]

Poor guy is dehydrated

[fair bridge]

let us have a meal together

[final herald]

Ppppbbbt ahue cough blehhh nasty eeuugh

• heg hog

[vestal mantle]

I just been playing my spider

[vestal mantle]

Because legs

[little marten]

Averwage warframe player btw

[final herald]

....a black man?

[elder merlin]

A midget?

[final herald]

But its a canadian game

[little marten]

🤷‍♂️ I didn’t conduct the survey

[elder merlin]

Are you saying canadians cant be black midgets?

[final herald]

Im saying that they aren't a majority black midgets

[brazen pelican]

True, they're hockey players.

[final herald]

In fact....many of them...

....are french....

[elder merlin]

Alright, @final herald is racist or somethin, get 'em outta here @inner nimbus

[cyan elm]

(Oh god, now I can't stop imagining black midgets playing hockey)

[fair bridge]

you can't say that word

[fair bridge]

"canadian"

[final herald]

1: horrible joke

2: I'm black

3: horrible joke

[elder merlin]

Oh, now black midgets cant be french either? Damn bro

[brazen pelican]

True, gotta go with "hoser".

[elder merlin]

Where else you gonna draw the line

[fair bridge]

no work today

it's game time

[elder merlin]

Nice

[elder merlin]

"Eh"

[brazen pelican]

Figger it oot!

[final herald]

The worst part of canadians is that most of them don't sound like TV canadians

[final herald]

They just sound like people from ohio

[brazen pelican]

Good morning to you, as well.

[final herald]

Hi

[fair bridge]

chat whenever rewdy is here

[somber stream]

So we're all female?

[little marten]

Rah

[fair bridge]

sure

[somber stream]

Hot

[brazen pelican]

How Canadian women look at you when you say you got a +- of -20 and 200 PIM.

[fair bridge]

you are whatever you want to be sweetheart

except me u cant be me i called it

[brazen pelican]

Too late, I am you now.

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/hudson-yang-mind-blown-fresh-off-the-boat-shookt-omg-gif-9442064

[fair bridge]

start cooking mf

[midnight willow]

simp

[somber stream]

Nah i'm just a cool and collected driver

[brazen pelican]

Cook what?

[somber stream]

Perhaps

[midnight willow]

good

keep simping

[fair bridge]

today i'm thinking something light

idk

[little marten]

U guys wanna see the tomahawk steaks I got for the weekend?

[fair bridge]

can't think about food i'm not super hungry

[somber stream]

Let's gooooo

[brazen pelican]

Yes, now, show me.

[somber stream]

Hit us with it

[final herald]

M e a t

[brazen pelican]

Have a fresh, light pasta salad.

[midnight willow]

yes pls

[somber stream]

This Brit can cook some serious gourmet stuff

[somber stream]

Oh right, you haven't cook it yet.

[brazen pelican]

Is that... Your feet?!

[somber stream]

Nurgle feet pic

Do share the result later

[little marten]

I have one I did last summer hang on

[brazen pelican]

So how is it all gonna go down? :3

[orchid skiff]

you're WHITE ?

[simple drum]

Dammit

Im gonna buy me some lamb chops now

Thanks alot

THANKS ALOT

[final herald]

Now I wanna go buy steaks

Man

[little marten]

Little bit too over for me

[brazen pelican]

Don't lie, you're happy to have an excuse to buy them.

[final herald]

I would fucking inhale a rare steak rn

[simple drum]

Looks like lamb chop

[simple drum]

So ima get me a lamb chop

[somber stream]

Embed perm in General and its consequences

[simple drum]

Your right I NEED HELP

[jaunty path]

He's so illiterate 💔

[final herald]

Without images people just sat in here and got horny

[simple drum]

Whats all that liquid

[final herald]

Now we can sit in here and get hungry

[simple drum]

I like my steak burnt

[somber stream]

While being horny

[final herald]

No ew

[little marten]

Reverse sear hopefully

[brazen pelican]

Blue rare is where it's at! :3

[simple drum]

Nah im playin i like my steaks medium rare sometimes

Burgers are good too

[somber stream]

I prefer rare but this is very well made as well

[simple drum]

But not too rare

[little marten]

I prefer rare too I messed up the temp, but the sear looked good

[simple drum]

I would eat this though

[final herald]

I like my steaks kissed by hellfire for the breifest of moments

[simple drum]

Im gonna have to try a rare steak one day

Yall love that shit

[final herald]

A most delightful texture

[little marten]

Damnnnnnnnnm

[final herald]

(Make sure the interior actually gets hot though)

[somber stream]

You forgot to put NSFW tag

[final herald]

(If it isn't, you didn't make a rare steak. You made pre-heated meat.)

[little marten]

I almost thought that was tuna

[simple drum]

Cherry pie

[simple drum]

Thats why when i cook i just stab the meat

[final herald]

No heat just stabbing?

Kino

[brazen pelican]

Forgot:
"Doesn't care about what the pay is."
"At least 25 years experience."

[simple drum]

Beef sushi

[little marten]

I was a dishwasher once

My favourite job

[final herald]

"Entry level job"

• $4/hr under entry pay

• need 10 years experience

• cannot be suicidal

[little marten]

I don’t think anyone who works in any kitchen environment isn’t suicidal

[somber stream]

My mom is asian, she doesn't trust dish washer

[little marten]

She would trust me. And I’d hold her so tightly.

[final herald]

Whaling for the unicorn neurodivergent meth addict who is ONLY there to finance more meth

[somber stream]

I'm afraid she already made a dish washer out of me

[final herald]

So basically they want a waffle house employee

[somber stream]

So you are not needed

[orchid skiff]

this u?

[little marten]

Understood have a good day sir

[little marten]

He wears shoes

[final herald]

I think what gets me the most abt this meme is the eye reflection of the studio light

Idk why

[somber stream]

Never trust HR

[brazen pelican]

HR = Horus Reresy?

[somber stream]

Horse Ration, yes

[little marten]

Why do people actually think HR represents them lmao

[final herald]

Blood angels be like

[somber stream]

Some of them can get real crafty

[somber stream]

Oh look Nurgle, t'is thee

[final herald]

Most people unfortunately think other people have common decency and are predisposed to not inherently finding others untrustworthy

[little marten]

It did cross my mind

[elder merlin]

Brainwashed

[orchid skiff]

hobbit

[little marten]

I bet you wear steel toe cap boots around your house

[orchid skiff]

i stand ready

https://tenor.com/view/business-professional-meme-tobey-maguire-gif-3175061506558032750

[simple drum]

Ok maguire

Bully

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/persia-balenciaga-cunty-ballroom-shade-vogue-gif-14570638

[trail isle]

Is that Celine Dion?

[little marten]

Me waiting for you to message

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dms-check-dms-dm-check-dms-rn-check-dms-right-now-gif-11527576810432364734

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[sick bane]

What am I witnessing

[little marten]

🚨

[sick bane]

😭

[elder merlin]

This chat is now part of the gay territory, you're welcome

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-we-hold-this-ground-in-the-name-of-the-primarch-titus-raising-banner-space-marine-gif-4964776553678604452

[proper valley]

Monkeys cant vape or use cell phones or airpods

[little marten]

I saw a monkey in a addidas tracksuit smoking a malboro in Vietnam

[brazen pelican]

Hehe it's true, the Ultramarines are kinda gay, tbh.

[proper valley]

[somber stream]

We're not always like this i swear

[brazen pelican]

True, it's only about 80% of the time.

[trail isle]

98% of the time we are not

There’s a few bad actors

[little marten]

Expression is art

[marsh iris]

what are fighting about now

[somber stream]

No fight, only love

[brazen pelican]

There's fighting?

[somber stream]

And a lot of homosexual activities

[marsh iris]

play fighting come on

[stable fox]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UOFvCfPpBM0?si=cERGkyXdBZuQLj7A

Since we are allowed to send links again
I will share that

[brazen pelican]

Lizard people are capable of laughter?

[little marten]

Depends on the damage to their skinsuits

[stable fox]

Okay that's clever

[coarse tree]

This is the worst album cover I've ever seen.

[little marten]

Our former queen for example, her skin suit was incapable

[stable fox]

[brazen pelican]

Makes sense.

[stable fox]

GOD EMPEROR SAVE THE QUE-

wait...

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/black-sabbath-war-pigs-day-of-judgement-god-is-calling-cat-meme-gif-8222512997326563759

[brazen pelican]

https://youtu.be/6P5qheUxU4w

[somber stream]

@round mica @mild cobalt @lilac crag We're doing the event in 15 minutes

[coarse tree]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-dr-who-the-sarah-jane-adventures-sja-june-goss-gif-20586844

[orchid skiff]

wtf

[stable fox]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[lilac crag]

I'll be on soon

day 2 nightreifn

[orchid skiff]

sometimes having vencord is a curse

[marsh iris]

youtube using your face and voice for ads to other youtube users

[little marten]

Lmaooo my Irish friend would have a heart attack if he saw this

[somber stream]

Ah shiet day 2. Make that 20 min then

[stable fox]

Well at least he doesn't have a heart attack from your nurgle's blessing

Take a shower

[little marten]

Tomorrow

[stable fox]

🧼

[lilac crag]

we approaching the night boss

[orchid skiff]

well i did accept the terms and conditions so i could watch cats dancing

[little marten]

I’ll play Darktide!!!! … on Sunday

[stable fox]

To kill Heretics

And only Heretics

[little marten]

Pencil me in for Sunday 6pm havoc 40

[marsh iris]

other users seeing ads with rewdy as catboy dancing

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-lawliet-gif-20048694

[orchid skiff]

[fair bridge]

sarah jane adventures

[fair bridge]

i have vencord too!!!!

[orchid skiff]

omg we have so much in common!!

[little marten]

What is vencord

[fair bridge]

L.... based.....

[fair bridge]

discord client like betterdiscord but even better

runs smoother, easier to update, better plugins

and open sauce

[fiery wave]

Just get it over nitro if you just want themes.

[somber stream]

You can install CS 1.5 theme to your discord

[fair bridge]

all our bills are paid and i now have money to spend on arbites and $400 worth of aquilas

[little marten]

Maybe I’ll look into it my discord runs like trash if I have a game open

[fair bridge]

i need a new car dude

i hate this ford focus i have now

it's such a piece of shit

[abstract kestrel]

Buy a Mitsubishi mirage 17k new and very economical

[somber stream]

laugh in public transport

[fair bridge]

😔

[fiery wave]

Heh. Is great in some places.

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

[fair bridge]

mirages are nice but i'm thinking of getting a honda element since i wanna go camping and have a lot of space generally

[lilac crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12400156435220507135

[orchid lynx]

@lilac crag u play nightreign? We gotta do some runs together

[lilac crag]

we do

:3

[abstract kestrel]

You don't need 4wd or anything for camping, me and my dad did it growing up in an old jetta

[fair bridge]

back when i was homeless i found sleeping out of a car kinda cozy

[little marten]

Did the recent nightrein update include anything decent except the roided up jellyfish

[fair bridge]

4wd is nice to have though

[somber stream]

Ah balls, gimme 5. Need to light a cig

Others haven't pop up anyway so stand by for now

[fair bridge]

my friend offered me his wrangler but i was like

[lilac crag]

nah, man. take as long as you need

[fair bridge]

no man

[lilac crag]

just letting you know I'm good

ready when yall are

[fair bridge]

i'm not gonna be a wrangler guy

[abstract kestrel]

Lol

[brazen pelican]

Very good! :3

[fair bridge]

with those fuckass little rubber ducks along my dashboard

[lilac crag]

no you

[abstract kestrel]

I see lots of lifted wranglers huge low profile rims on them here in florida

Very ugly and impractical

[fair bridge]

at least they're in their natural habitat in the southeast

[fiery wave]

You still can't get that havoc game going?

[fair bridge]

and not rusting to death in the midwest

[abstract kestrel]

Just don't put low profile rims on a 4wd im begging you they break all the time

[somber stream]

Loosh isn't available for a good while due to reasons, so it's postponed

I'll just do mine own some other time

[abstract kestrel]

Putting rims that cant handle a speedbump at 30mph on a 4wd 3ton truck is GENIUS

[lilac crag]

if you need havocs, ill help

[fair bridge]

many such cases

[somber stream]

It's okay, i climb mine own. It's mostly for the OG crew

[round mica]

i will be a little late

[somber stream]

Take thy time

[fiery wave]

Ah. All good. Just curious much.

[lilac crag]

gotcha

[simple drum]

Finally now that everyones stopped bothering me at work

I can play cyberpunk now

[brazen pelican]

We can bother you here, instead! :3

[abstract kestrel]

You should play ultrakill instead

[fiery wave]

Can you with 50 billion pings?

[fair bridge]

bf is crying at this

[simple drum]

Is hard the original cyberpunk difficulty?

They got this red serial number barcode under the difficulty

[round mica]

no, just getting it run was the hardest thing originally

[simple drum]

I like my games spicy anyways

[fair bridge]

yes

[simple drum]

Starting as a street kid

[round mica]

as you should

who wants to be some corporate lackey

what was the third option?

[marsh iris]

nomad

[round mica]

that’s where you start off in the dessert right

or whatever

[marsh iris]

ya

[round mica]

i’m not sure how your origin story affects the actual gameplay

[marsh iris]

just some voicelines

[ember nimbus]

corpo v rules and has some of the best dialogue in the game

the fuck you on about

[round mica]

yeah yeah keep yappin desk jockey

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/anwa-dmls3-omg-oh-my-gosh-seriously-gif-14033385

[ember nimbus]

https://i.imgflip.com/5lc1pb.jpg

literally you on the bottom

[round mica]

why are you imagining me on the bottom

weirdo

mods, crucify this fiend

[ember nimbus]

i bet you didnt even finish the game

street kid is the most boring choice

literally

[thick coyote]

Hardest difficultly is grenade spam

[round mica]

you are right, because i found it quite boring

[thick coyote]

Actually pretty funny grenade spam

Saw like this one cop

Throw 7 flashbangs

💀

[final herald]

Somehow this is the veteran channel now

[round mica]

atleast it isn’t zealot chat

[somber stream]

Are you certain of this?

[final herald]

Zealot chat is what this channel normally is

Incoherent randomized yap

[round mica]

the best yap

[round mica]

where are the other two that are supposed to play

[somber stream]

@mild cobalt

🫵

Thou art late

[round mica]

if they don’t show up @brazen pelican can take their place?

[somber stream]

Yes

[round mica]

or the other person that also wanted to play

bc aren’t we missin a fourth

[somber stream]

4th is Alex

[round mica]

@lilac crag

[somber stream]

We depart in 5

[brazen pelican]

Worst case I can just drop when/if they show up.

[round mica]

are we joining vc

[somber stream]

Sure

[round mica]

hell yeah

[round mica]

you will be joining

no iffs ands or buts

[somber stream]

We'll be playing EU btw, since it's 3 to 1 ratio

Your internet is soooooooo good so i think it shouldn't be a problem, right?

[round mica]

uh

[round mica]

iirc didn’t we find a middle ground last time

and it worked pretty well