#general-chat
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@elder stone don’t play with me anymore
is it weird they made twins mandatory but not rolling steel
Direct
are those the two ogryns I always see in Darktide
Why
Sure, me and my group are gonna play tomorrow most likely. We need a 4th
don't text me. don't mpreg react me. we're done.
Nah they could never be as powerful as gork and mork
bet, just @ me
You gotta see their cool OC
What did I do??
loose what haven’t you done
Nothing babe ur perfect
Is there any kind of media about da Ogryns?
💅
I’m gonna touch you respectfully
Depends. Do you want to cry?
You heard me
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BIG BOYS?
Public discord babe
Also let me hit 10k trophies first
Telepurtle art
Is he brain dead, why are his eyes like that?
Telepeturltpe art
Hello
My beloved funny artist that draws women
Do you like my new profile
telepurte!!!
Welcome back Diana
he is learning
Thought it was Albert whesker tbh
Search Bob and Gav on YouTube
Public discord babe
he is the most powerful psyker "alive"
he sees me riding, he hating
you can't be omnipotent to some degree silly
Alive is a relative term
Patrolling even
do you mean omniscient? omnipresent?
One of those two yea
Well the sisters say that the Emperor is all of those things
Tbh the sisters are like that normally
Um
They seem pretty confident
Don’t ask a woman her thoughts on sanguineous
I just want to be part of your symphony
A gaurdsman the amount of hours he’s served
Shes real
I am
Apparently time in the brig doesn't count
Are you her?
Witchcraft
Don’t ask an inquisitor what happened on 37,820 too
Aight
Gottem
Idiot of the east

Aware of their art aren’t we all
seen the slaanesh design a lot cause they draw them as a tiny little thing
The
Croilet?
What the helly
The toab
Artist should go back to making Girlyman and his Aeldari Waifu cuz he’s a weeb
Dude fuck idiot of the east
Why so?
What the helly on
Oh yeah
Lore inaccurate fan art and people eat that shit up
Guys
What the helly bron james
Nothing wrong with inaccurate fan art tbh
are you trying to say that big e is not in a relationship with a chaos god ? it's in the codex
Ah, the age old problem
I’m so tired
He is as powerful as one tbh 
Post heresy he’s pretty chill
drinking a beer
i will Kiss my Husband
Driving his car even
It seemed reasonable at the time
That it was
so does this artist make content
anyone know
Would
is the patreon worth getting
Arstotzka better
@twin nimbus
loosh fascist mug
Denied
Soviet please
Factually incorrect
Scum red dog red dog
People look to it as lore
FUUUUUUUUUCL
can I just say that guilliman x yvraine makes me wanna headbutt a rhino and see if I survive the counter attack
Very few people who observe from an outside perspective
Same problem with tts people actually believe that shit
it's not even that bad it's just nothing
it's like a corpse. It's not very nice to look at and it doesn't do anything
People who observe then go in and act like they know everything
Is it legal to say that? Yes
Is it advisable to say that? Also yes.
chat is my pasta salted enough
I dont want to sound like a gatekeeper but i throw books at people who start talking lore they dont know
I’m soooooooooo tired
You're doing the Lord's work
I warn people on how expensive the hobby is
Books alone are a small fortune
3d print for the other half 
Yo actually cool art
I have read every Horus heresy novel.
I have not bought any of the books
j-jeez 😳
there are forbidden paths to enjoying media without spending money
saved
Just dont go to YouTube for lore please or the wikis
Impossible Rogue Trader is an amazing fucking game and dark heresy is around the corner
you know warhammer who is that hot man
I don't folk will wanna pay for 100+ books jsut to read about the lore
The physical copies are grails
There are many ways to enjoy a hobby that corporations might find unnatural.
I wish i had a physical mechanicum book
Tip for those getting into the warhammer franchise do not read the Horus heresy books
Do read them actually
the word i can't say gun man?
Lmao good reaction
There is no chronological order you figure that shit out
this guy...
Chronology is for pussies
They made a flow chart
The mechanicus are cool when they aren't freaks
Bobby G!
It likes 3 books chronologically
You take that freakness book
The everything else is a spiral
E
BOOBIE G???
I love it
This shits like, warhammer but the opposite of grimdark
him do have boobies
it's peak
Robute sounds like robert and bobby is short for robert
something-light
Star Trek?
His name is Robert girlyman
No but i do recommend the mechanicum book even if you dont want to play them
Its very good
GW!!!! more hot guys!!!
Are you new
my pasta is not quite salted
GW is incapable of making any of their characters attractive
I see
to 40k? yes!!
Warhammer but the heresey never happened and the emperor never fell
Titiesd
Blood angels are the only pretty ones
Oh brother/sister/person youre in for something
That was a fluke
Hello short kings
but that's ill🦅
Whatever his name was
i am an artificial construct that exists only within the digital domain
Chairion
ough nice guys.. beautiful rakk...
RAKKI?
I figured lmao
Are we forgetting Forge Mistress Koriel Zeth?
WHERE
fatshark*
are you gonna eat this pasta
They sure are just don't answer when they ask if you're Horus and you'll be fine
Sienna is 4/10
yes
My genefather
Sofia is 5/10
Handmaiden is 9/10
fat shark really gotta fix their netcode
But bald
Just don’t be around the ones painted black and you should be fine
I mean, she's in her 50s or 60s right
my other games don't lag at all
She’s in her 30s
I was hoping nobody would notice
She’s so hot
39 is honorary 40
Because of the lava?
No dude the way she is
They’re all same age UB5
I see
@misty trench
yo is discord actually blocked in the UK or is my friend having an unique issue
need to verify age in UK
E
Discords blocked in the uk rewdy
trick: please use gmod characters in age verification
Real
use VPN, problem solved.
UK is banning VPNs soon
THEY BLOCKED DISCORD?
Thats @orchid skiff Not me
No I agree but she fell into lava right?
oughh
I haven’t read that far yet
See
Oh. Whoops
Abolish UK government, problem solved.
yeah please don't lol
keep posting peak
Morgan freemen true reaction
wot
Im at where the machine fails and the girl gets out of a coma and she’s talking to the other about what joanes said to her
Discord mod
That's what I've been saying! Independence wasn't enough, we should have invaded right after
i let people talk wherever they want cuz im a benevolent god
Bad girl
Mhm sure
It's a good book
I will kill for the physical copy
Especially if it’s hardback
Lucky for me I don't have one, although that is also unlucky for me I guess
Yes
I will do heinous things for a hardback copy
nah fr I got invited to a discord and 1) there was 999 channels 2) i tried posting a meme in a meme channel and the guy deleted, said "post it in THIS other meme channel to talk about current politics" and then posted it himself so I just left and voved to never be that guy
I believe you
most discord servers are complete dog water
too lewd for bri'ish laws
Wtf
Yurg
unfulfilled people trying to find a sense of self in policing others
discord mod vs reddit mod
Discord mods are reject Reddit mods
Sure
Anyone looking to buy Warhammer pieces on the CHEAP 👍
hank helped make the ogrynomicon 
I demand a trial by combat
Scammer
reddit mod vs job application
idk, nothing is worse than reddit mods
Aquila is Aussie so Friendly fire is disabled 
Not a scammer
KILL
THIS
MAN
And also is Aussie so W
Mokay
aquila is aussie based
Brand new account and immediately selling 40k yeah sure
why is my throat dry bro
Bruh
Rip
Joined three mins ago, immediately tryna sell stuff
let’s all dogpile the scammer
Dare i ping aquila again
let’s bully the scammer guys
It would be a mercy
Imma head out
Yeah get the fuck out of here
This is the most moment ever
We got someone killed by vigilantes based on a theory?
It's what we're good at
... a reddit theory 
why am i laughing at this shit
Straight up lynched an innocent man
There’s a tabletop channel, ask there, General chat is just a little messy
whats the most oppressivly broken build to run? ogryn or arbiter?
Scammer
rumbler
lockdown fucked your sense of humour
What if the sense of humor was always like this
don't tell him
COVID made me lose my sense of humor
He seems to be having fun
i’m glad he didn’t overreact
Me trying i promise im trying my best i swear
Support the stream: https://streamlabs.com/paulbrown-6Bv7wi/tipJoin the Discord - https://discord.gg/sruvRXwjze
at least i'm surrounded by like-minded fellas
which fire?
Me too little buddy. Me too.
If anyone wants to bypass the UK age verification thing
I used this video of sam porter bridges
rewdy da pasta good
and it did work lmfao
it soo goodsd
Too drink 
they'll learn from all the people abusing the system and improve it
hehe
welcum to cyberpunk
Modern problems require modern solutions
well c-
I saw also people using a Gmod model with face sync to bypass the UK thing

Based.
lmao
Just overthrow the monarchy already
UK speedrunning becoming the Imperium of Man
It's time.
Parliment:
the freedom that comes with living in a fucking castle
what if 40k but everyone have south african accent
Pretty sure that's just South Africa
Then it would be Horus heresy saying in a South African accent to the emperor “I have all fourty thousand warhammers father you cannot beat me”
And then they would like duel each other
And then The Emperor (Played by Hugh Jackman) shoots Horus with a gun
Abomination mentioned
What the hell is a good comp 🗣️
He can’t be the emperor
the emperor is a twink
Well, you are what you eat.
Who else we got?
There are no twinks in 40k
And omegon is cgi Henry cavil
🫵 
That's not true. You exist.
mods, this is too lewd
Takes
to know 
ban pls
Mossa!
Ban me, cowards
The mods are on my payroll as well, I will unban them.
what you didn't know is that you are on my payroll
that is indeed a bit much for gen chat sorry lol
lest you forget
You fools
ik it's not strictly intended to be lewd but like...I know what y'all get up to
Getting closer and closer to losing image perms lol
My condolences
Should i start playing stalker?
I’m so tired
wait you get paid???
the commonwealth has screwed me over for the final time
paid in meal tickets
at the end of my life i do
Depends, can your computer run it?
Oof
OG Stalker games are great
Stalker CoP. and then Gamma
Idk what you just said
I know that console ports are generally rough
Yeah......
All actors are paid......
That's kinda their thing
Stalker Call of Pripyat.
Oh
Stalker 2 is UE5 slop without A-life
Child actors don’t 
Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Skies, Call of Pripyat
Stalker Call of Prip- yeah
A-Life is fine in my game
Then there is a modpack Gamma which rocks if you want sandbox goodness.
Ok
Modpack for console?
Thinking of it i think gamma is free. No you don't need the base game.
Can the early stalker games run on console?
They re-released them with console ports yeah
Exactly! I heard the controller UI is pretty decent
elden ring ui is dogshit
I mean
Elden Ring's UI does suck lol
I can only play stalker 2
nightreign ui somehow worse
Rip maybe it has improved..
Lots of great games have awful UI/UX
GTA4/5
Every Dark Souls game
Monster Hunter
It’s set in priyat, might try it out
Mh is a nuisance to navigate tbh
"asian game" lol
japanese, chinese, korean game devs - all terrible at ui
dark souls has the best UI
I mean you will probably enjoy stalker 2. It is just different for me since im spoiled with what the older games offered in terms of features.
Stalker 2 has been patched up pretty good since release
Obviously you don't get a decade plus worth of mod work but that's how it goes
So do we have true A-life yet? or do enemies spawn in a radius around the player still?
I personally prefer all my games to look like that one edited picture of Elden ring ui made by Ubisoft
Im not really a fan of russian themed games because of the cultural differences (not in a bad way) but im willing to try them
I never had a bad experience with it personally but most of the feedback I've read about the last couple patches says it's much closer to what people were wanting
U are in Ukraine now blyat.
By Steam forum/comment standards that's kind of encouraging
We know what they meant. But still blyaat.
Idii jk
E
They do A-Life for everything now and not just within whatever radius of the player, if that's what you mean
Might give it another go.
you know, i'd love a slavic themed fantasy rpg
Ye. cus when i played it last i had creatures etc spawn behind me where i just looked etc.
maybe owlcat someday...
I think owlcats busy with other projects sadly
for now, yes
are they?
Atom RPG might fit the bill
i know they are edgelords that flay people for jaywalking and stuff
Pretty Slavic stuff tbh
isn't that just kurze
me btw
No it’s his entire legion too
man i need to finish p3r
Cuz he pulls criminals like it’s a gacha game
the devs are making a fantasy rpg, but i don't think it's slavic themed
may be misremembering
Except everyone is a 5 star cuz their all horrible people
Equal to dropping the soap in a Cambodian prison.
???
Posting that here and saying "me btw"

And the final boss is radahn again
But yes anyways Detroit become human is a nice movie
7/10
If i play stalker does it make me honorarily Ukrainian?
Atomic heart is free to me
Is that because it’s already owned?
Moebi on an eastern spree.
Xbox live
Gamepass?
Yes
I wish arma was on there tho
We love subscription services
When it comes to games i like i usually buy the copy to keep it
I got like a 4 dolla subscription to Disney+ and I gotta say I regret that money
The primary and “nail in the coffin” reason we know the hippocampus converts short term memory to long term is because a surgeon completely removed it from a man to stop him from having seizures. The man proceeded to spend the next 55 years waking up every day from the surgery.
H.M case study
Heh. Nice try kid.
me when my picture gets deleted even though i got it from here and antisemitism is left alone
disney can now legally kill you after signing the agreement
How can they legally kill me what da hell
you didn't read the terms
rookie mistake
I didn’t see that in the terms and conditions
Every time I kill any of you it’s legal because you’re all filthy heretics.
The Disney EULA comprehens killing, lobotomy and a human centipede type situation
except for a couple of you, a couple of you are loyalists.
🧢
thank you
Like me
Bruh
👩🦼➡️ 👩🦼 the fuck are there two emojis just facing differently
The majority of you however, have been marked for death by the Ecclisiarchy.
hence why you’re even here…
So they can talk
In case one of them needs to go left or right
Man, if you're going to have a disastrous round, it's at least nice to be able to laugh about it on the failure screen
You fall under that umbrella to?
I got kicked off a ledge, teammate fell off the ledge trying to rescue me, other teammate missed a crusher swing and got flat
fatshark if you cant get the hexbound daemonhost to work properly, keep it out of the fucking game
I can’t go to Disney world that’s too pricey 
Also never been
I am a volunteer, I wish to be martyred.
sorry cant hear you still on vacations
💅
Girllllll
2 rituals spawned in an elevator transition?
first time?
What would you do if you’re out at the shops and you cross the road but don’t realise that a bus is coming and your turn around and suddenly I’m there and I just literally stop the bus that’s going at 60mph by holding it back for you and I’m not even phased and I just turn and smile at you
shut up
to die in the fight against Chaos is a great honour, even in death we shall serve the Emperor, may his everreaching soul guide us.
I would wake up in a cold sweat and think what a weird dream that was
i'm pouring holy water on you, you sparkly bloodsucker
Are we RIZZ are we SIGMA or are we BETAS?
SIGMAR
Im free from all of this
APES MONKEYS APES MONKEYS OO OOO AAA AAA HEHEEEE EE
starts doing the maijma dance
It’s no 🛌
you cared
Are they going to add more penance path rewards?
Anyone available to play later tonight ? I need a team to help me get the Shocking Stuff Penance (40 stunned kills in 10 seconds)
I play on malice atm
But im kinda tired
i need to watch interview with the vampire
You just need higher diff and a mine
zealot main
A mine?
A mime
Oh I get it
This is the arbites penance correct ?
No the zealot one, I gotta kill 40 enemies after stunning them with my grenade
It’s not hard to do but it’s hard to do with randos and bots as they kill the horde too quickly
Oh nvm about the mine but you need good diff
You ever get those weird food cravings?
I think i have the proper weapons for it I just need people to play with that will let me build a horde up
Do 40 enemies even spawn on malice
I have a sudden desire for Chinese noodles
lone wolf talent and shockmine in high intense
Yeah
40 enemies total in the whole game
Hey it could be weirder
Go outside and get yummy food
Malice has Hi-Intensity now, so maybe
True
40 enemies and a dog then
Yes 40 enemies spawn REGULARLY
it just seems random is all
The horde game spawns 40 enemies that’s crazy
You can bump the difficulty up, I believe in you
imagine being a horse
Neigh I shan’t
I don't need to imagine
See I need better weapons for higher than malice. My relic blade doesn’t do enough damage atm
delete this
What is it’s damage %
Why is goldship on a nuke
Deserves it
It’s at like 50
no you don't
I disagree
That’s fine
She’s funny how else will she go “Radar Alert”
are you serious? he's bottomless
have some shame
I like the meme of grevious telling an art work of 2 b1s to stop making out
Yeah but on malice it’s like 1-2 hits to kill everything (below the heavy armored or gunners) when the blade isn’t powered on
So higher difficulty would make it even slower to kill hordes
What’s wrong with being bottomless?
I know which is why I need to stay on Malice to get the penance
tops need bottoms least they lack purpose
Thank you superman
I want that damn red hood already
the hypocrisy
The hell is all this?
what about being topless?
is this acceptable?
Of the Jedi council
i am quite drink
Stalker 2 is peak so far
never have i heard "relic blade" and "doesnt do enough damage" in the same statement
Have fun
i am waiting until they actually finish the game
I was thinking darth maul with ahsoka but yeah sure rewdy
somewhere in the west - yes
Love the loot mechanic
Sorry for offending you, Gooner Prime
What like, not wearing a breastplate? Doesn't seem wise.
also male privilege to walk topless 
Ah yes hello lucia
yeah, to go without proper armor is ill-advised when joining a proper combat scenario.
Is there a imperial guard mod for stalker 2?
no prob not
Damn
Hello 
most of the S2 mods are ambient/QoL
I suppose it's fine when off duty.
Damage is 180 light & 280 heavy
30% dmg
Not good enough for higher than malice for the penance
She’s a tank because of her thighs
freebirthing in the Trader Joe's bathroom
we haven't reached the point of anomaly modding yet
nnoooo that should have been a gif
disintegrates from cringe
the 40 stunned enemies penance is best done on damnation/auric with a flamer
Insulated gloves are recommended
That’s fair but I could do it sooner if I had a squad who’d let me wipe out a mob alone
That’s my point 😭
The Emperor’s Servants always wear proper PPE, they also must say prayers when wearing or applying it, lest the forces of the Archenemy corrupt such items.
Ko-Ko-Kostaltyn, Kislev's greatest lovemachine
THATS LITERALLY ME RN IM ENJOYING MY BEV WITH PASTA
I memorized some of the more common prayers.
youre not gonna find that in malice really
youre already hard pressed for finding 40 enemies even remotely close together
you make me want to drink
this chat makes me want to smoke
im only drinking because my dad bought us both beers when i went over to his house to show him how to use excel
Would Heresy work then?
i thought this was going in another direction
I want that damned red hood already and waiting that long would be ridiculous
When I can do it now
elaborate in detail you sick Freak

you want details and i'm the freak??????????????
you want as high as you can go, the higher the difficulty the more enemies, the more enemies the more likely itll be to get it
i can even help you do it basically instantly
join on me 7361330635 (social > find player > input code)
you thought the details, Lewdy
i'm very smart so i think fast
And very pervert
That beacon can show up anywhere
Okay will do, I’d appreciate that!
🎷 🐛
I sensed Rewdy in femboy mode
stupid bug.....

for quite some time
we have seagulls instead of bugs
Bugs
but their noises are soothing to me
they even piss
it's done, go back to bed
My condolences
Says the code doesn’t match any player
i found a pic of my bf with long hair and i regret asking him to cut it now
wait
😭
what
7361330635?
A common mistake for beginners
how dare you do this to a fellow long hair man
he looks soooooo good with it
YES!
My hair goes back to my shoulders 
Anyone up for a random game? Just need 4th
Mine goes to my mid back
though only the tip i just checked
basically a woman
Only women have long hair
Emperor
he fit
He's the exception
long hair super bother
i was gonna edit a pic of him and post it but i decided against it
i must not be silly while drinking
it is
If hair long = woman
bald discourse
bald = men
grifithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
horus
got bad news for you
or good
FABULOUS hair
Fabulous Bile
pinnacle of masculinity
@wise obsidian if it doesnt work you can just send yours
There we go it worked
throw on a flamer real quick
doesnt even have to be upgraded
You sure? They do shit damage
they do the opposite
Dude some fucking thing ran up on me and disappeared
Then it came back and i mag dumped
if youre reading the damage stat, thats how much damage the impact does
not the burn, which is where 99% of the damage comes from
Just bought one. It’s says 48% 22 hipfire and 20 braces
.
. what
Flamer is goated
those numbers could be zero and that thing would still torch up half of a h40
Is thjs blasphemous
Are you femboying again rewdy
each hit of the flamer applies a stack of burn, which exponentially increases its tick damage
it also helps that it just passes through all enemies to hit anything within reach, so an entire horde can be coated in flames at the same time
Truue
I never have
I just accepted your game
Its ok queen, no need to lie
et tu quattro
huh
Im not
Im a manly man
Why is mommy blacked out
me and rewdy
which is which
Whichever one has more femboy vibes is rewdy
God-damn, trying to get armoured enemy kills with Krak grenades is tedious.
It's not difficult but it's tedious.
clearly i am the composed and confident driver and you are the angry and upset bitch
both, both are women
important detail
huh
women are p cool
sure
men are also p cool
sure
robots are awesome
fuck you
Bro was stimulated by Pomni.
Brain rot
Are you sure Malo
i can't post that here
What grievance befalls my eyes this time
Enough heresy for one day
my dms are open and my curiosity boundless
YO FUCK THAT SOLIDER WHO SOLD ME OUT
We still have more
The corruption has seeped in deep
Yes.
What are you gonna do about it?
Dude fucking stop with that shitty artist
Whatever. Here's some classic terminator squads
I don't see Arnold Schwarzenegger in there, false advertising.
u cant post monsters that are scary
the body is round
I don't think i've seen "chain fist" in any modern 40k media
Because modern 40k media is shit. Look at these people
Stick to early editions/30k
It's a good life
chain fist?
Yes
Combi-weapons used to be incredibly common
eevangaylion
Auto bolt rife with plasma gun
alright i'm gonna start Posting now
Azrael's drip is unmatched
Again with the tech heresy
May we be rid of the AI filth
8month update when
Tomorrow
hope so
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
what do you think will come from the vet rework
im not allowed to think
🥺
i didnt want to born




