general-chat

[golden patio]

Or die

[round mica]

[serene wagon]

you will stewed

yum

[lament cave]

Are Braced Autoguns bad?

[serene wagon]

they're decent

[round mica]

yes

[nocturne bloom]

Meh

[round mica]

very bad

[lament cave]

That's a shame.

[nocturne bloom]

In between really

[lament cave]

I just gave one a try and it's actually really fun.

[round mica]

don’t let these new players fool you

it’s bad

[thick coyote]

Yes and no

[little marten]

does joining games in progress count towards auric survivor

[serene wagon]

the only time I've used them is on scriers psyker

[nocturne bloom]

If its near the beginning

[thick coyote]

They are ok for body damage, suppression, stagger and huge ammo

But dps wise
They'll lose big time

[orchid skiff]

how do i stop sweating

[lament cave]

And of course... fun.

[thick coyote]

Simply because they aren't finesse weapon

[serene wagon]

take an ice bath you freak

[nocturne bloom]

Sweat with me

[orchid skiff]

so much misinfo in 1 sentence

[serene wagon]

I can only think of one

if you name the others

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1400418049873678416/bonk_helldivers.mov?ex=688c9071&is=688b3ef1&hm=6ee63b1b8378dc19c51a0285bfcbdcfb8f452597b3394b0fae2d1b19addb829c&

[drowsy prawn]

He means yes they are bad

[orchid skiff]

ice doesn't help, bath doesn't help, and i'm not a freak

[nocturne bloom]

Clearly you never fought at

[nocturne bloom]

Youre a freak

[serene wagon]

I feel like you just don't wanna take a bath

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-source-leak-fake-leak-leaking-gif-13900499262115031917

[round mica]

you think anyone in here takes baths?

[nocturne bloom]

Im my own source, thus, the most reliable to myself

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-no-thinking-nope-skinner-gif-16471648

[nocturne bloom]

[serene wagon]

photoshopped

[analog marsh]

Whoever named that was trolling for sure

[round mica]

if there was a server stench contest this one would be tied with the MC one

[drowsy prawn]

civilized people take showers

[round mica]

[nocturne bloom]

Its an actual Welch village iirc

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-stfu-dont-dm-me-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-oscar-walk-gif-10723965639128997387

[golden token]

Is 55 dmg the normal for the recon lasgun?

[serene wagon]

also that gif would've been tuff in 2014

[round mica]

still is tuff

you’re just a sissy boy

[molten matrix]

DOINK

[nocturne bloom]

Sissy boy? Where

I need

[molten matrix]

slow walk beckoning in ds3

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-screaming-curious-george-caught-lackin-scary-funny-gif-11174630529537076212

[analog marsh]

Yeah, I've heard of it before.

There's one in australia with a stupidly long name as well.

"Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya"

And yes there's basically the cword in that word because Australia

[round mica]

@serene wagon

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/more-twinks-gif-5375053662735082927

[nocturne bloom]

What color dress do you wear @serene wagon

Do you have fishnets

[thick coyote]

Lake chugnoah or whatever the name

[nocturne bloom]

Do you have torn black denim shorts

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-soder-cat-drink-drinkcheck-gif-4147138549862564848

[nocturne bloom]

Do you have a choker

[little marten]

we could.. tear them?

[orchid skiff]

yea

[round mica]

taking my gifs one day at a time

[nocturne bloom]

Do you have dolphin shorts

Do you have all variations in length for stockings

[molten matrix]

twin i gotta put you down

[nocturne bloom]

Do you have a crop top

[orchid skiff]

yea

[round mica]

bro is foaming at the mouth for a femboy

[serene wagon]

you would......

[round mica]

remove his throat privileges

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-angry-rabid-gif-20257620

[round mica]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367223355994013698/1309517757343334501/attachment-1861.gif

[nocturne bloom]

I know you do im not talking to you though

@serene wagon let me see it

[little marten]

havoc 40?

[molten matrix]

oh hey i recognize this artstyle

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-death-sad-lasagna-blow-torch-gif--garfield-death-sad-lasagna-gif-16442652701325459644

[nocturne bloom]

Skirt, now

[golden patio]

I’m doing that to you

[orchid skiff]

who's this artist

[elder stone]

Yo

Freak

[serene wagon]

ask gooner supreme yamato

[mighty fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931856321148485692/1242483454134714378/2023-12-26_16.30.45.gif

logging into general chat

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[molten matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-dropkick-black-templar-gif-3633792756769275524

[elder stone]

I know you have a choker

From your build

[nocturne bloom]

I dont

[little marten]

are the rotten armour packs just spawning in thin air atm?

[elder stone]

Proof? Send me your most feminine outfit

[nocturne bloom]

Stahp loosh they dont need to know you've seen my body

👉 👈

[orchid skiff]

we know

[thick coyote]

Oh that's gore of my favorite character

[orchid skiff]

now tell me who's the artist

[thick coyote]

Ballistic Gel Torso man

[golden patio]

I think he’s projecting

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-monkey-monkey-lex-lex-monkey-typing-typing-gif-3929174101619105730

this is you btw

[quartz oasis]

anyone know why emperors gift is so shit? all it gives is autoguns

[nocturne bloom]

You just want me to look girly so you dont have to feel as guilty about liking me

[molten matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[golden patio]

It is ragebait

[orchid skiff]

you're already not that manly there's no guilt

[nocturne bloom]

Says the femboy

[orchid skiff]

i am not

[nocturne bloom]

Talking like you wear a sling bikini under shorts and a crop top

[dry pebble]

Huh

[dry pebble]

I got your curse today too, i lost my ride home

I had to walk

[little marten]

shouldve called me i'd of picked you up

[orchid skiff]

*have

[dry pebble]

Damn missed that opportunity

Now im all sweaty

[little marten]

perfect time to jump on for some havoc 40

[dry pebble]

I love being a burden

[orchid skiff]

me too 😭

[dry pebble]

Omg twin!!

[elder stone]

I’ll wear a choker if you wear one

Not really

[round mica]

stop having shit luck

[elder stone]

But you can imagine I do while you do it

[dry pebble]

Im gonna take a bath tho oh this is happening

[little marten]

Chokers are kinda cringe

Never been a fan

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-stfu-anime-anime-girls-gif-25892347

[elder stone]

What if instead of a choker you choke her?

[little marten]

Fair reply

[little marten]

😼

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/chef-skinner-gif-21782214

[little marten]

What if we pretended that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars?

[orchid skiff]

I could really use a wish right now

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-aladdin-a-diamond-in-the-rough-genie-gif-13478377

[dry pebble]

You could also use a bath

[orchid skiff]

stop picturing me wet and naked

[little marten]

🚨

[nocturne bloom]

He wants me fr

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[elder stone]

Hush up gurlfriend

[little marten]

Be well cute if you guys got together and had a Darktide discord wedding we could all webcam ourselves in for the service

[elder stone]

True…

[dry pebble]

Lamia and Loosh sitting on a tree

[elder stone]

sybau

[nocturne bloom]

You didnt deny it

[dry pebble]

The rest of the song lalalal

[wicked pike]

Wouldn't be a darktide wedding without 20 gunners

[young verge]

I've lived in places that have no bath.

Showers for life. >:[

[little marten]

I have a bath but I’m not gonna get in it incase the ghost of the former resident joins me. I’ve seen Harry Potter.

[golden token]

Dump stat for shovel?

[dry pebble]

Mobility

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-gojo-gojo-femboy-jjk-femboy-meme-femboy-gif-11977634637908971966

[young verge]

good shovel or bad shovel?

[nocturne bloom]

Both

[golden token]

What do you mean

[young verge]

there's two shovels

[wicked pike]

No such thing

[young verge]

good shovel

and bad shovel

[serene wagon]

I'm gods strongest person lover

[golden token]

What’s the good one

[nocturne bloom]

Love huh

[young verge]

Ogryn :D

[golden token]

Sapper

[golden patio]

Person lover, hates me

Uhuh

[golden token]

I’m on vet

[young verge]

Bad shovel

[dry pebble]

I keep reading bald shovel

[wicked pike]

People don't deserve love

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like a skill issue

[orchid skiff]

how many do you love

[young verge]

I just felt like randomly shitting on the non poop shovel.

[golden token]

Well I like it

[golden patio]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GwBLII4XQAACGsG.gif

[young verge]

That said

the vet folding shovels

they're probably still the worst overall shovels of all the shovels

[serene wagon]

Guys, gals, and non binary pals

Ice soup for dinner tonight

[orchid skiff]

would you love me if i was a worm ? this is your final test

[wicked pike]

No

[serene wagon]

Sure I guess now look at this cat

[molten matrix]

the nefarious BF6 batlepass

[young verge]

https://tenor.com/view/beastars-kaiser-neko-jojo-dog-of-wisdom-stands-gif-17005359

[serene wagon]

Guhhhh

[little marten]

BF PRO

[orchid skiff]

I can't see

[young verge]

if it helps

[heady echo]

You are indeed meming right?

[young verge]

BF games are always shit at launch

[molten matrix]

this is taken straight from the steam page :)

[heady echo]

Wtf is half the shit on that list.

[young verge]

you're only allowed to enjoy battlefield games as a way of insulting the newest one

[golden patio]

Me when I make the amazing poor financial decision to get art of my sona

[young verge]

then the old one becomes an underappreciated gem

that you always loved

[young verge]

and regret that the community isn't what it once was

those were the days

[wicked pike]

How much for the battle pass?

[molten matrix]

stupid dumb shark

[molten matrix]

its the only mention of it

the phantom edition and a 25 tier skip

[young verge]

the days when everybody loved the best bits of the previous game

and didn't spend all their time hating on the newest game...

...

[wicked pike]

Where's the fun in that?

[young verge]

I have been through this cycle twice, now.

[little marten]

hating things is a vibe now bro

[young verge]

I got bored after BF1

[little marten]

just wait for store refresh discourse

[young verge]

and didn't go through it again for BF5

[wicked pike]

Quitter

Just consume product and get excited for next product.

[young verge]

Make me.

[thick coyote]

Consoome

[wicked pike]

Don't wanna

[elder stone]

Don’t be mean

[wicked pike]

Where's the fun in that?

[fading otter]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-alone-gif-11375996495065887435

[dry pebble]

Theres no fun on anything

[wicked pike]

Not anymore

[muted rock]

chat i missed the darktide sale 😭 i cant afford it now

[young verge]

good

[wicked pike]

Rip

[heady echo]

When i read "Tier skips" as a thing I can't help but thinking their progression will be tedious and sucky.

[muted rock]

NOT good

bad

[wicked pike]

"Pay money to skip gameplay" is not an encouraging state of affairs

[heady echo]

Basically.

[young verge]

but if you don't skip the gameplay

how would you get to the gameplay?

[orchid skiff]

darktide bad

[muted rock]

how r u in the darktide discord saying darktide bad 😭

[young verge]

sharktide rad

[orchid skiff]

collecting memes from general chat

[young verge]

SHARKTIDE!

[orchid skiff]

go play vermintide 2

[wicked pike]

Rough

[young verge]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-dance-mascot-wave-gif-17793599

[fading otter]

Pay like $20 for PC or Xbox game pass

[round mica]

I thought memes were not allowed.

[young verge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[muted rock]

i got a free month of gamepass and i tried darktide and liked it but i didnt wanna grind it or buy the dlc stuff if its not on steam so i waited for the sale but then missed it bcuz im dumb

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/black-nerd-black-nerd-gif-26919340

[young verge]

you the police?

[round mica]

Then whydid they remove the memes channel

[rugged vigil]

Can u understand the pain I feel right now 🥹

[round mica]

I am an arbites main so ....

[young verge]

so there'd be more memes for here

[fading otter]

Idiot monkey didn’t even pull the pin

What a buffoon

[little marten]

he monky :S

[muted rock]

https://tenor.com/view/suzumiya-haruhi-kyon-computer-pc-angry-gif-16025560823063079503

[round mica]

SO funny story this happened long ago so I was playing darktide and had someone join my party whose character was named after a RWBY character and I asked them why and they said. "Well its team of four against an unstoppable evil this is the closest I can find to a RWBY sim." and I said "No no no we are nothing like team RWBY because we are actually making progress and not making things worse" They then dropped out of group and blocked me.

[young verge]

no?

[heady echo]

U got 718k. Just roll a few times.

[muted rock]

im more sigma than you'll ever be

[young verge]

darktide is now power rangers

I call dibs on being the yellow ranger

[round mica]

I just find it funny 4 former cimrinals High as fuck on Stims are doing a better job than Team RWBY.

[rugged vigil]

Yes but still, 61% on the dump stat xD

[young verge]

man's*

[little marten]

youdoo the voodoo

[wicked pike]

Who do?

[thick coyote]

You do?

Voodoo?

BITCH!

[zenith glade]

Noobith

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/theo-reaken-werewolf-gif-26207757

[peak falcon]

Hmm... no? Looks like a winner to me. Buy and use until perfect roll happens!

[analog lynx]

any idea where I can find the blessing menu sound effect?

[heady echo]

They are encrypted. You need tools to mess with that and you might get problems with EAC if you poke around there they say.

[golden token]

Dump stat for vet shovel?

[elder stone]

mobility

[young verge]

Vet

:D

[golden token]

Yep

[young verge]

Ogryn is a better stat for shovel

[modest flume]

Mobility or Defense

Generally most people say Defense

[young verge]

gotta go fast

[golden token]

Best blessings with the dapper shovel?

[modest flume]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe Skullcrusher + Decimator, I genuinely don't remember

[cursive gate]

my first game today some guy said "chaxe is still trash tier right?" What happened did chaxe receive a nerf?

[south jetty]

I think people just don't like how slow it is and the fact it's a chain weapon

[cursive gate]

what? people dont like it because its a chain weapon? how?

for context its my fav melee weapon

[feral dagger]

Chaos Spawn?

https://x.com/Focus_entmt/status/1950934689440559168

[cursive gate]

So ı dont get most of the hate

[golden token]

Where could I find out

[elder stone]

Gameslantern

[tired inlet]

a foppish top hat with a growler of wine-aged brandy

[golden token]

I looked and it didn’t really say on the weapons page which mastery’s are best

It just listed them

[thick coyote]

No
Still capped though

[heady echo]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds

[thick coyote]

Capped weapons are trash

[tired inlet]

literally cap

[modest flume]

https://1drv.ms/w/c/e2a0a519389b2f30/EciPxKdXTJlPiEj2LUHKr58BbN_LckMOC4bba3qnlO8THg Hammer of the Emperor guide under pins in the Vet channel, or @digital fulcrum

[south jetty]

People don't like when chain weapons latch onto enemies for the special attack

It's a slow weapon

That and they're probably using the wrong one (the one where the light attacks latch on)

[thick coyote]

Mk4 is the best one though

[south jetty]

I use the one where the heavy attacks latch on since they're strikedowns

Bloodletting + thunderous I believe

BLEEEEEEED

I only use it on my psyker though

[modest flume]

Always has been a slow weapon with a learning curve, however, the Evis recently got a buff that removed the damage cap, which the Chaxes still have (they can only damage 4 enemies max, anyone else just gets staggered with no damage)

[little marten]

Eviscerator is the best

[thick coyote]

[little marten]

Love sidestepping mutants with it revved and slicing them in half from half way across the map

[golden token]

Why am I getting a blessing not available when trying to apply a mastery to the shovel I’ve already maxed?

[tired inlet]

eviscerator cutting muties and bulwarks in two with horizontal specials will always be top tier

[thick coyote]

Did you buy the blessing?

[cursive gate]

damage cap for what?

[golden token]

What do you mean

[thick coyote]

Mastery tab

Unlock the blessing

[modest flume]

For the Evis (formerly) and Chaxe

[golden token]

Fuck me nevermind

[cursive gate]

bruh, they get a stagger on elite enemies and hate the chain weapons for it

[cursive gate]

god tier low skill weapon

chaxe my beloved

[zenith glade]

sneezes at you

[thick coyote]

Ew

[cursive gate]

what damage cap you mean?

[modest flume]

back in my day, you couldn't dodge out of shredder 🧓

[zenith glade]

can only damage a certain number of enemies a swing

the cap used to be 4 on the eviscerator

i forget on the chaxe

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah what's next?
Could saw barrels

[thick coyote]

4

[zenith glade]

i dunno if it every realistically hits the cap

[cursive gate]

there is not a cap on chaxe?

[zenith glade]

there is a cap on the chaxe

[modest flume]

A damage cap

[thick coyote]

There is a cap

[cursive gate]

like it locks on to first enemy

wait

[modest flume]

You can stagger everyone, but not damage everyone

[zenith glade]

if you hit five targets with the chaxe

only four take damage

[cursive gate]

what

[zenith glade]

that's what the damage cap means

regardless if it would've done damage or not to that 5th target

this is a vestigial organ from a darktide that doesn't exist anymore

[modest flume]

The Evis used to have this, which has been removed, but not on the Chaxe

[zenith glade]

and hasn't existed for like a year and a half

[olive carbon]

guys why do fuck do people always leave the match the moment theyre downed in maelstorms

[modest flume]

Relic Blade

[cursive gate]

[little marten]

Relic blade don’t got enough visceral feel tbh

[cursive gate]

I still dont get it

anyways gn chat

[olive carbon]

reginald has a good video on it

[little marten]

It’s a great weapon but might as well be hitting enemies with a toy lightsaber

[thick coyote]

Gimme a second

Or 20

Or a minute

[golden patio]

Bring damage caps back again

[thick coyote]

Maybe 5 minutes

[halcyon glen]

Real

I’m in the museum of modern parts

[zenith glade]

u have 5 apples and a knife

ur goal is 2 cut through 5 apples w the knife

let's imagine ur knife can cut through all 5 ez pz

you slash and u split 4 of the 5 apples in half

they all fall over from your slash, including the one you didn't split in half - despite you not damaging it

that's how the damage cap works

[golden token]

What’s the max power lvl a curio can be?

[golden patio]

Absolute cinema balancing

[golden token]

Also how are people lvl 40?

[halcyon glen]

The golden boy with the lion’s heart

LEON LIFT UP YOUR EYES

[orchid skiff]

what.

[thick coyote]

I have 16 cleave here
I should be able to damage 12 groaners

Except it's capped at 4

Which is why you only see 4 health bars

[golden patio]

Trolled

Damage cap holding up the world of Darktide for balance

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steamhappy-yippie-gif-6069972869154626672

[zenith glade]

i think we might have

like

one of the last weapons with a heavy damage cap in the game

as zealots

[fair bridge]

oldest trick in the book

[golden patio]

Well there’s 2

[thick coyote]

Tactical Shit capped at 3

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steamhappy-yippie-gif-6069972869154626672

[golden patio]

And ironically enough shared by the human classes

[zenith glade]

gale

[golden patio]

Except Arby with Chaxe

[zenith glade]

when r we b!0xxing.

u keep standin me up.

[golden patio]

When you get good

[zenith glade]

do u know what happenz when u stand up a twink. u die.

u r trussed up and carved like offal. i will kill you.

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/kMN2vLFFEy6X6S4if?invite=cr-MSxVUm0sMjA0MjU2ODk0&v=12

i'll PHUCKING KILL U !

[golden patio]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-standing-here-i-realize-meme-standing-here-i-realize-gif-raiden-vs-armstrong-senator-armstrong-gif-26055562

Type of shit youll attempt on me

[zenith glade]

i will kill u

[fair bridge]

why does sword fight on the heights look so different

[zenith glade]

i know how 2 use a sword

[golden patio]

Can’t hurt me Jack

[serene wagon]

Jork....

[golden patio]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/kKLAAJJBPJnkj2KIK?invite=cr-MSw2UVgsMTA3NDAxNTcz&v=19

Type of shit I’m up too anyways

[round mica]

play a real man’s roblox game

play lexington and concord

[golden patio]

Guts and Blackpowder

And uhhh PWNed By 14:00 are like the only two reasons I touch that website

[grand cave]

Will there every be a part 3 to episode 30 of Emperor with Text to Speech?

[zenith glade]

what game is this again

[rugged vigil]

I need some help with an Arbites build I made. Could I paste it here so you guys can give me your valuable input?

[zenith glade]

did i show u the clips gale of me killing a russian baby in sewh

[zenith glade]

#arbites-class

ur best bet 4 cogent non insane advice

[rugged vigil]

Did that.

[zenith glade]

or probably #zealot-class

[golden patio]

PWNed By 14:00

[zenith glade]

idk about psyker or ogryn

maybe ogryn chat if kerfus is there

i trust him

oh he is lol

[zenith glade]

lmfao

dead by daylight

die of death

PWNed by Noon

[zenith glade]

@golden patio
https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/kK2huYYVOR1mYbaxR?invite=cr-MSwwVmssMjA0MjU2ODk0&v=7
https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/kK2CHMXgL_HLpIKVN?invite=cr-MSx1RVosMjA0MjU2ODk0&v=15
https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/kK2CWy5QWyw0DjY4S?invite=cr-MSxEaU0sMjA0MjU2ODk0&v=15

[grand cave]

What's the mod people keep using to spawn special enemies?

In the testing room that is

[thick coyote]

Creature Spawner

[orchid skiff]

i'll tell you if you paypal me money

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-angry-goku-goku-stare-death-stare-kid-buu-gif-7537122150460177467

How does modding effect darktide?

Does it prevent certian features from being active?

[thick coyote]

If it's on Nexus it's green lit by fat fuck fish themselves

[dry pebble]

you are such an inquisitive guy

ive never seen you make an affirmation

[grand cave]

Say that again?

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[dry pebble]

lmao

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/same-brain-single-brained-connection-gif-27374098

[grand cave]

Is there a mod that fixes the plasma gun

[grim spoke]

wha

[grand cave]

It sounds awful

[grim spoke]

oh

shrug

probably not

[grand cave]

Does one have access to the files?

[grim spoke]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/499

this would probably allow you to do what u want

[grand cave]

You are a SAVIOR

Can you download them through Vortex aswell?

[orchid skiff]

yea

[grand cave]

Sweet

Is there anywhere i can get the sound files of the plasma weapons from SM2?

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[dry pebble]

You must open the sm2 game folder

Drag all of it inside the Darktide folder

Rename it to plasma.dll

[gilded socket]

Gaycee

[dry pebble]

Gaycine

[gilded socket]

Lesbxine

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dj4dj-gif-23906444

[mossy solstice]

did the game servers just die?

[orchid skiff]

is it steam maintenance time

[mossy solstice]

no, that's on Tuesdays

[solid gulch]

because they have no soul

[mossy solstice]

Failed joining server
Error code: 3013

[solid gulch]

they are... as we call them.... abominations that inhabit this rock

[orchid skiff]

i got shit to do 💅

[thick coyote]

Always

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-hate-me-eric-matthews-boy-meets-world-hair-flip-gif-5332929

https://tenor.com/view/gta-black-gif-8134489

[round mica]

@dry pebble we never played like you said we would

you have betrayed me

[round mica]

for that, you shall perish

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-shi-rocket-bomb-gif-26885344

[dry pebble]

DONT ICBM ME

Im just busy these days

[solid gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-sigmar-rat-talking-rat-gif-9226553069204659438

[mossy solstice]

Abelard, nuke this man's nuts

[orchid skiff]

sooo busy telling me to take baths and shi

[thick coyote]

"Like the aftermath of an orbital strike"

🗣️

[round mica]

@dry pebble you have 16 ICBM’s rapidly approaching your location, any last words?

[dry pebble]

This isnt the big thing you think it is

[orchid skiff]

yea i bet it's small

[dry pebble]

domain expansion

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-domain-expansion-domain-expansion-gif-13190880951270077145

[round mica]

they will definitely expand your dome

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[dry pebble]

Youre still talking about you taking a bath yk

[grand cave]

It skipped all the cutscences

Hell yeah

[dry pebble]

[heady echo]

There is a Darktide modding community server where You might get more help than here.

[dry pebble]

Bro i was joking 😭

[little marten]

What were the god of war devs thinking when they forced you to play as the little gimp kid

[grand cave]

Oh sorry

U meant to thank you

[bronze wren]

Oh my god

I hate dogs

[grand cave]

But i was still-

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-eliud-gifs-warhammer-40k-combate-warhammer-40k-escudo-warhammer-40k-adeptus-arbites-gif-13756464845549076582

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-gif-27401412

[little marten]

Yo waddap Erik you still typing out 6000 words a minute

[bronze wren]

Okay i don’t hate dogs but i hate how Theres NOTHING YOU CAN DO ONCE THEY PIN YOU DOWN

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-gif-24443085

bro hates these lil guys

[orchid skiff]

is that an issue i'm too lexy to understand ?

[bronze wren]

No its a skill issue that im too Bad to solve

[orchid skiff]

dodge and push

[bronze wren]

So, back to grinding

[solid gulch]

fun fact

you gain push range when a dog is jumping at you :>

so as soon as you hear pupper screaming, block, push

[round mica]

it’s really easy to solve

1. don’t look away from the dog
2. when they jump, block and push
3. gg ez you win never pinned again

[bronze wren]

Huh

[orchid skiff]

1- charge attack
2- dog jump at me
3- i slice the dog in half

[bronze wren]

Didnt know you could block push them mid air

[solid gulch]

you can even block sideways too if you learn the push radius

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-sword-library-cute-smile-gif-13451224

https://tenor.com/view/shinobu-kocho-demon-slayer-kimetsu-no-yaiba-shinobu-sword-technique-gif-21617168

nothing to cee here

[bronze wren]

Does it require sleight of hand?

[solid gulch]

not really

[dry pebble]

Get me out of your mouth

[solid gulch]

the sound que is your friend

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-sword-swordsman-anime-sword-anime-swordsman-gif-13959063692653323976

[dry pebble]

Weeb

[solid gulch]

almost always a dog will get into range where as soon as you push right after they sound off, you'll stop them

[bronze wren]

Aight

[grand cave]

Where should i be looking?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-dmc-vergil-vergil-snow-vergil-eat-gif-9559936083458625143

[solid gulch]

if you cant gauge their distance, you can simply spam push and high chance you stop them from grabbing you

[storm ember]

"yall got any cool item flavor text?"
"we got ++PERDITUM SANCTUS++"

[dry pebble]

Erik i was being a troll do not believe a word i say

Browse for mods on Nexus mods

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/mista-jojo-golden-wind-crying-gif-14843812

[solid gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lord-calgar-calgar-space-marine-2-gif-5313878406496848789

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc5-devil-may-cry-5-devil-may-cry-nevermind-gif-10632801293907935665

my new fav gif

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-cut-devil-may-cry-vergil-minor-spelling-mistake-gif-25901132

[grand cave]

Moggius Calgar

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/virgil-general-gif-9801420662602031809

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-uwu-gif-710257022850761495

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-pixelated-pixel-vergil-pixel-gif-8921881370196923904

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-eating-eating-food-burger-gif-3762076025246450513

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farted-vergil-dmc-dmc-vergil-dmc5-gif-25982146

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/badass-die-fight-me-come-at-me-bro-underestimate-gif-9243983

[round mica]

real

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-dmc-gif-7804547777400960412

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-vergil-dmc-vergil-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry-vergil-gif-25756825

[halcyon glen]

HOLD YOUR MAD HANDS

[wicked pike]

I don't care for this

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/yippy-yay-nailed-it-gif-6214821

[dry pebble]

Rewdy do you want a katana?

[vague arrow]

Saw someone named Joe Rogryn, gave me a chuckle.

[grand cave]

That fucking beatle that i hate is back

[olive carbon]

whyd they tweet shock maul was the most used weapon its surely the arbites shock maul

[orchid skiff]

to kill whom

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-the-beatles-john-lennon-strawberry-fields-forever-blink-gif-16711817

[dry pebble]

[orchid skiff]

I have a sword from martial arts, I could use a katana

🤔

[dry pebble]

Thats actually cool

So you practice martial arts then

[orchid skiff]

You'll be safe when you leave your girlfriend for me

[dry pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1400543429016031474/image0.gif

What

[round mica]

how do we feel about grape soder

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-soder-cat-drink-drinkcheck-gif-4147138549862564848

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/aiming-hunk-resident-evil-desert-eagle-gun-gif-3517744513771144273

[sleek harness]

It's good

Idk what you are talking about

[dry pebble]

Fanta or Sukita

[sleek harness]

Fanta but orple

[round mica]

try Jarritos

[fair bridge]

look at this Dumb Ass

[orchid skiff]

where's his augmetics

[grand cave]

I am deeply dissapointed

[fair bridge]

he eaten his labubu

[grand cave]

What kind half ass mod is that

My hopes on improving the plasma guns sounds are gone

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[trail isle]

@fiery wave can I get a End User License Agreement Reaction pls

I will make the ping worth your time trust

[dry pebble]

I dont think theres Jarritos here

[trail isle]

YEAAAHHHHHHHHH ty kari

[round mica]

the tamarind are my favs

[fiery wave]

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/invisible-air-demons-fighting-who-is-bro-fighting-gif-11839219315339306352

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/jarrito-gif-26445761

[trail isle]

Ant man clearly

Also Loosh

[round mica]

gonna fuck up some DQ babyyyyyy

[serene wagon]

welcome to goonville bud

[trail isle]

Loosh the rainbow siege X update added Japanese people with shotguns as an event game mode

Babe pick up the phone and browse darktide discord general chat I’m texting there

[elder stone]

I’ve gone to dq once

[round mica]

i remember the time limited mode siege had

[elder stone]

Lowkey fire gotta go again

[elder stone]

It’s ass

Don’t do it

[trail isle]

It’s aight

[round mica]

where everyone was dressed up as samurai

[elder stone]

I hated every second

[trail isle]

I played one game it was amusing

[elder stone]

The shotguns are nerf guns

[round mica]

and had special abilities

[elder stone]

And then I get fucked by the explosive kunai

[trail isle]

200 health Tbf

[elder stone]

Yeah but I die in 2 shots pancake

[trail isle]

So does everyone else

[elder stone]

Not in my lobbies

[round mica]

you see loosh suffers from a chronic condition called skill issue

[trail isle]

Babe your complaining as if the game isn’t a one shot kill to the head

[heady echo]

... Uninstalls Rainbow 6 siege again.

[trail isle]

Babe vpn and join Aussie servers we suck at siege here

[elder stone]

Shotguns are impossible to get headshots with

[round mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1083402565590458368/Bonk.gif

[elder stone]

I’ll do that for my plat game

[round mica]

loosh playing R6

[elder stone]

I’m cracked at r6

Sometimes

[round mica]

proof?

[trail isle]

Me

I can vouch

[elder stone]

12-0 was my best game with a mozzie ace

[round mica]

i remember my first time playing siege

[trail isle]

Loosh is like diamond 17

[round mica]

we all start somewhere ig

[trail isle]

I think that’s gold

[elder stone]

That’s below diamond 💔💔💔

[trail isle]

Nah ur diamond

Just like

[elder stone]

I got back into siege this season

[round mica]

loosh does your headset have cat ears on it

[trail isle]

Tbh I only play dual front when I can cuz I enjoy respawning

[elder stone]

Nah

[grand cave]

IS there any way to change the sound files of the game?

[elder stone]

I run the rainbow skin on tachanka and Kaiden tho

[sick bane]

why would u want to do that

[elder stone]

Kaid* fuck autocorrect

[blazing hawk]

Replace the ogryn taunt sound with a shart

[sick bane]

interesting

[grand cave]

You can do that but

[blazing hawk]

A few mods do it

[grand cave]

Plasma sounds bad

[blazing hawk]

Like

Someone actually did replace the ogryn taunt sound with a shart

[elder stone]

Who you main

[grand cave]

Yeah and they probably used the mod that igot

[round mica]

doc

[trail isle]

Personally I do wish the outbreak game mode came back but like better

[grand cave]

But the mod is no longer supported and is probably why you can't change all of hte weapon sounds

[round mica]

doc on defense and sledge on offensive

[grand cave]

Including the plasma

[round mica]

[halcyon glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/689294319508652110/1375056048255402024/60d81074-2b67-4d4b-ba69-9391b11c0703.gif

[elder stone]

I main Lion, Sledge, Ace, Zero on attack
Mozzie, Bandit, Lesion, Valkyrie on defense

[round mica]

Not shocked you play ace

very popular with the femboys

[trail isle]

I like Ela and Nokk

💅

[round mica]

nokk is dope

[sick bane]

wild 😭

[trail isle]

I want her elite skin

She got that royalty in her

[elder stone]

I stopped playing her when they removed her silent step

[round mica]

speaking from experience

i got a cotton candy blizzard

[sick bane]

ayo

[trail isle]

She had silent step?

[round mica]

boutta fuq dis shit up

[elder stone]

I play hard breach twin

[trail isle]

She used to be invisible on cams and audio wise?

[elder stone]

I’m a support / intel player

[elder stone]

Still is, not audio tho

Silent step was a passive

[round mica]

also welcome new user

[sick bane]

tyty

[round mica]

beware, the server is 99% femboys

and 1% raging alcoholics

[molten matrix]

Shut it.

[elder stone]

I’m hella good with Ace

[molten matrix]

Just a few weirdos in gen chat

[elder stone]

Best hard breather

Breacher

Autocorrect kys💔

[orchid skiff]

erm excuse me ! this is a darktide chat !

[trail isle]

I’m aware invis on cams but like she used to be silent as well that’s crazy

[sick bane]

erm shut up

[round mica]

cotton candy blizzard shade never let me down

these bitches been goated

since i was a wee lad

[elder stone]

She was pretty much Cav on attack

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/radar-gif-3749671150218589420

[orchid skiff]

please do not force me to call upon relevant authorities

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[sick bane]

should of used that on him not me

[round mica]

rewdy

zip it

[elder stone]

You just tryna call me a femboy

[trail isle]

Being vigil on attack still good tho

[molten matrix]

If people want an audio mod just use spider sense

[round mica]

i’ve been calling you a femboy for years

[trail isle]

Although another friend of mine says she suck cuz fmg bad

[round mica]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199814652914315425/1287254921036431431/crackbert.gif

crackbert

[sick bane]

real

[elder stone]

FMG so easy to control💔

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[trail isle]

I’m ass so it’s a mid gun for me but it sounds cool and I like prototype guns

Also friend says bad gun

[round mica]

blizzard acquired time to ride back home and watch police body cam videos

[trail isle]

Idk what he means but like poor damage from what I’m aware of

[elder stone]

When you stand still during a lion scan (you’re lion)

[elder stone]

Meh damage but easy to control

Put vertical grip and extended barrel

[trail isle]

No grip on it

Nor extended barrel

[elder stone]

Damn they really stripped that gun raw

[trail isle]

But yes anyways I watched vidyo of how to save replay footage

I have my one and only ace on my googl drive I need to figure out how to watch it

So I can streem to u and u can be like my jynxi

[elder stone]

Turn it into an mp4 file

[trail isle]

Idk how too babe

[elder stone]

MP4 converter

[round mica]

you’re real for that

[trail isle]

I need to find one

[round mica]

loosh

have you tried

hydration

[trail isle]

I’m also doin scool work now so I should do that and not text here to some silly individuals online

[elder stone]

I dropped a 4k on maverick and got edged cause Blackbeard got a kill

[orchid lynx]

[storm ember]

darktide devs please let us choose our operators I just wanna hear Kayex all day

please I love Kayex please please

he is my favorite funny old man

[trail isle]

They should call it Voicetide and instead of slaughtering heretics I hear mp4 files make good voice acting

[round mica]

i think this user likes Kayex

mods, check this users twitter feed and likes

[storm ember]

I dont have twitter :3

[orchid skiff]

how do i get sefoni operator

[elder stone]

Dropped a guy from 50 meters away with a headshot and he got so pressed

Called me ass so I went 8-2

[round mica]

8 - 2 is pretty ass

you proved his point

[blissful kiln]

I heard Sefoni do the in-flight briefing for the first time in 300 hours

[round mica]

i’m just kiddin loosh

you know i’m just joshin

[elder stone]

1v1 me

[round mica]

you wanna lose?

[elder stone]

No

[trail isle]

So is the armoured event with darktide just like instead of a regular horde it’s just a bunch of berserkers in armor rushing you instead?

And then like all the elites are just replaced with regular ragers

[wicked pike]

I'm sure he's fine

[fair bridge]

chat can i get buzzed and make pasta please

[dry pebble]

Go for it

[round mica]

@sick bane who do you main on darktide

[wicked pike]

No

[sick bane]

Do u mean what class I am?

[round mica]

i’m gonna fuckin touch you bro

[round mica]

yes

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eating-cat-face-shocked-cat-lowtiergod-gif-4310983837165353895

[fair bridge]

i bought fettucine

[sick bane]

I just started 2 days ago but I'm a psyker

[fair bridge]

and an italian loaf i'm gonna slice and make pesto toast with

[round mica]

based

[wicked pike]

My condolences

[orchid skiff]

almost dropped my ice cream

[halcyon glen]

You refuse to talk

[sick bane]

I think it's fun so far

[halcyon glen]

It’s making me cry

[trail isle]

Aggressive

[elder stone]

Imma do shit to your body that will leave a story that rivals that of a world war 2 veteran

[round mica]

welcome to darktide

[wicked pike]

Oh, well that's good. We need more psykers who are actually having fun

[sick bane]

First game I've played in the Warhammer world

[halcyon glen]

Why did you all turn Amelia into a monster

[round mica]

do it pussio

[halcyon glen]

Darktiders are inhumane

[wicked pike]

Lore accurate

[round mica]

chose a good one

[halcyon glen]

Love is lost

Lost is love

[elder stone]

You think I won’t

[trail isle]

Babe we’re in a public discord

[round mica]

i know you wont sissyboy

[trail isle]

Try not to let the slanneshi corruption take over

[lament cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ibuprofen-cat-cat-eating-gif-9695675314272182824

[halcyon glen]

But your fear is as old as the wor hol old

[fair bridge]

only $1.47

smells amazing

[trail isle]

Bro posted Bread

[round mica]

i knew a dude in HS who ruined his liver with Tylenol

[trail isle]

W

[inland mantle]

Bread 👍

[wicked pike]

All they feed me is corpse starch

[halcyon glen]

Monday Tuesday Wednesday born I was

[elder stone]

Costco bread

[halcyon glen]

Thursday’s child

[fair bridge]

walmart babe

[halcyon glen]

Your coat and hat are gone

[fair bridge]

we spend too much on aquilas to afford a costco membership

[halcyon glen]

Nothing left but your little empty shelf

[elder stone]

Same thing, you’re still licking the boots of our corporate overlords

[round mica]

sometimes i be lookin at the bread on the marked down rack to see what goodies they got for cheap

[halcyon glen]

Nothing*

Nothink*

[fair bridge]

make me some bread Varlet

[round mica]

got 6 chocolate donuts that were still good for only $3.10

[lament cave]

Based. 😎

[halcyon glen]

E

[trail isle]

Fair

[wicked pike]

Wait a minute

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[trail isle]

No W or L just fair

[round mica]

me as a dad fr

[fair bridge]

THATS U

[elder stone]

No??

[halcyon glen]

I am the man

[elder stone]

That’s Adam C. May 22 2017

[wintry fog]

Bro can't distinguish between two anime girls making out and transpeople existing

[elder stone]

Those are two dudes

[trail isle]

Those are definitely Anime girls

[wicked pike]

About that

[halcyon glen]

I’m so sick of running as fast as I can

[elder stone]

They are dudes

They aren’t anime girls

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-made-me-do-reputation-reputation-stadium-tour-rep-tour-taylor-swift-rep-gif-295580814718378035

[trail isle]

Definitely not two feminine men certainly not

[elder stone]

That’s two men

Two men kissing

[sick bane]

We get it

😭

[wicked pike]

Also, that story about getting suspended is probably fake

[halcyon glen]

Or Ken missing

[trail isle]

Which Ken?

[round mica]

he’s hyperactivity gay, he loves men and kissing

[wintry fog]

Dunno who the one on the left is but I do recognize the one on the right from...? idk

[round mica]

don’t mind him

[elder stone]

Okay so this is just not true??

[trail isle]

Counterpoint My wife

[round mica]

we are all a little fruity loosh

[wicked pike]

How do you plan to break the news to her?

[grand cave]

Ok, just got to know that the Grey Knights are tasked to return the Emperor back to the throne at any means necessary

[halcyon glen]

Big reputations

[grand cave]

What the fuck is the inquisitions problem

[orchid skiff]

parents are great

[wintry fog]

Although I wasn't sure how the cat one identified tbh

[halcyon glen]

Ohhh you and me we got a big reputation za

[grand cave]

Honestly they're just heretics in disguise

[elder stone]

Freak

[halcyon glen]

Happy new year

[trail isle]

What news

[elder stone]

I’d say a slur but this server is 1984 and I can’t do that.

[wicked pike]

Grey Knight lore is kind of all over the place

[halcyon glen]

My castle crumbled overnight

[grand cave]

That caption concerns me

[round mica]

say it

right now

[grand cave]

Why did they have to give the coolest designs to the worst chapter

[halcyon glen]

I brought a knife to a gunfight

[elder stone]

I have self control

Unlike you

[wintry fog]

Yeah if one of his shards rebels and does something they're not supposed to, though I have no idea how they expect to stop the emperor from being reincarnated or becoming a god?
Like brah

[elder stone]

Homosexual.

[wicked pike]

Well it all started with the Ultramarine Omnibus

[round mica]

i’ve seen you execute civis in my RoN games

[trail isle]

W

[halcyon glen]

Hello small friends

[wicked pike]

Wait, no the codex

Ultramarine Codex

[halcyon glen]

For we know who the small friends are

[grand cave]

Look at this shit

[orchid skiff]

they were resisting arrest

[grand cave]

And then you get to know about their lore and its like

[wintry fog]

The name white knights was taken

[halcyon glen]

I’ve been watching a documentary

[trail isle]

MF their secret why are you posting pics of the grey knights

[elder stone]

I’ve never done that

[halcyon glen]

About the British revolution

[wintry fog]

Quiet On Set?

[trail isle]

The inquisition is gonna make you disappear now

[wintry fog]

Oh

[trail isle]

Can confirm loosh would never

[wicked pike]

Short answer is they were the self insert faction of a guy who wasn't a very good writer

[elder stone]

Thank you princess

[grand cave]

W h a t

WHAT

[halcyon glen]

Then I recognised one of the small friend

[trail isle]

Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man

[round mica]

loosh has changed so much since i met him

he used to care

[halcyon glen]

An infamous one

[round mica]

now he’s just a cyberbully

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[wicked pike]

It's a long story.

[halcyon glen]

Who was on the television

[grand cave]

THAT'S WHY?

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/live-bile-troll-reaction-bile-troll-vermintide-vermintide-2-versus-versus-gif-14791691335031301398

[wintry fog]

It feel like this defines a lot of the early lore.
Lots of weird garbage that has either been redacted or played off as satire because it's cringe in 2025

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[grand cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101808763968692256/1256259035372458125/LiveBeanReaction.gif

[trail isle]

Wait until you hear about the first inquisitor

[wicked pike]

You're not wrong but some stuff was more cringe than others

[trail isle]

Bros name was Obiwan Sherlock Cassaou

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-3646877800214258094

[halcyon glen]

Vermin good darktide bad

[elder stone]

Obi wan???

[grand cave]

Yes

That's his name

[trail isle]

The first named inquisitor

[orchid skiff]

Cousseau

[grand cave]

Obiwan Sherlock Creussau

[trail isle]

I love rogue trader

[grand cave]

Cous Cous

[trail isle]

It’s got that zesty energy

[grand cave]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-cakes-foodie-delicious-homemade-foodiegram-gif-23615203

[trail isle]

All of it inheritly heretical

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/poutine-fries-cheese-curds-gravy-canadian-food-gif-5158376572610003720

[halcyon glen]

I am with roses I am with babies

[wicked pike]

Yep. Same author made the Ultramarines overpowered in Lore then got to write his own sub faction.

[grand cave]

To be honest, the last truly loyal faction are the Adeptus Custodes

[round mica]

clearly you haven’t met the orks

[trail isle]

I disagree it was actually John grammaticus

[grand cave]

What?

[wicked pike]

Da Emperah's Greenest

[grand cave]

Do they like the emperor that much?

[round mica]

when da gubbinz hit just roight

[trail isle]

Oi youz is a git Dylan

[wintry fog]

The emperor could fuck up any ork, so it checks out.

[wicked pike]

Are we allowed to talk about Jogh Grammaticus?

[halcyon glen]

This is the chrome

[trail isle]

They believe he might be powerful cuz the imperium talks about Imm a lot

[wicked pike]

Nuh uh

[grand cave]

Oh yeah, i remember something about that. God that sucks. He's long gone right?

[trail isle]

Dis emprah guy ain’t az powaful as gork and mork the treu gohds