general-chat

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-headspin-loop-gif-8906483

[brave slate]

Depends a lot on what other sports you enjoy. Felipe Massa for F1, the Gracie family if you're into MMA...

[little marten]

Oh shit fair point I’ll shut up, the old Gracie dude came and gave a talk in the little Welsh seaside town I lived in once lol - is it Royce?

[gloomy marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/minky-oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-cat-enemy-enemy-cat-gif-26037935

[dry pebble]

that looks kinda goofy but i get the idea

[gloomy marlin]

My hero can I snuzzle my face into your fur

[stable fox]

excuse you

[elder stone]

Freak

[stable fox]

that's a karking abomination of warp

not what God Emperor created

[orchid skiff]

I knew you weren't as stupid as you look

[gloomy marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-enemy-gif-26060704

[stable fox]

Felinids are at least what Emperor wanted to create so they don't count

But still

REPENT!

[dry pebble]

you dont know what i look like you dummy

i know you dream abt me a lot

but i assure you its different

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/sword-bonk-kids-fighting-gif-23618917

[gloomy marlin]

Listen bro idgaf I see a Felinid i am increasing the population by 10000%

[tropic sorrel]

Brazilian CJ from GTA San Andreas mods

[little marten]

Cee

[brave slate]

One brazillion dollars

[orchid skiff]

God talking to Cee is exhausting. I need a lollipop to take the edge off

[little marten]

You know why they call it Brazil? Because you see it and turn 360 degrees and walk the other way!!

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/dontai-you-got-the-whole-chat-laughing-gif-22142402

[gloomy marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-mgr-meme-gif-17803782839734372676

[dry pebble]

i have this "no vampire" strategy that says something about doing this

[dry pebble]

yes go have a lollipop because youre talking to me, this doesnt has any double entendre whatsoever

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/prowler-glory-kill-gif-24556088

shut up

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/garth-marenghi-garth-marenghi's-darkplace-i-know-writers-who-use-subtext-and-they're-all-cowards-darkplace-gif-10701074649909137514

[heady echo]

Turn 360 degrees tho 😂

[tired steeple]

Sometimes I need a sister of battle to crack my skull between her palms

Both because I’d like it and I’d rather be dead than in the 41st millennium

[little marten]

Cee even got the grey names after him damn bro take the L

[stable fox]

Oh kark

Karien end my suffering

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/l-take-the-l-loser-gif-2755135762293631066

[tired steeple]

I’m hungry now

What to eat

[dry pebble]

dont be a coward then

[brave slate]

Grilled rat

[heady echo]

I mean basically i took a shot at you for saying turning 360 degrees and walk the other way.

[tired steeple]

My cat keeps eating all the rats outside

[dry pebble]

Seems like bro is gonna have to handle the L this time

[orchid skiff]

The secretary is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/dn-death-note-light-staring-gif-21858423

[little marten]

BRO!

[dry pebble]

Lmao okay thats funny

[heady echo]

🇬🇧

[brave slate]

I know right? He needs to turn at least 720°

[dry pebble]

Wheres the xbox 180

[mighty fractal]

Unc walked with the dinosaurs 💀

[little marten]

What am I doing.. explaining myself

[dry pebble]

this is gen chat

you roll with it and get your head down when the pink names come flirt with each other

[icy wedge]

is pushing 360 degrees unlike in vermintide?

[orchid skiff]

pushing and block are all sides

[little marten]

Pink names are worse than mods 😾

(I like the mods)

[orchid skiff]

do mods even exist

[dry pebble]

me too, Augur Secrets is my favorite mod

[orchid skiff]

i think they're just a myth created by the government

[dry pebble]

True Rewdy its all a psyop

[serene wagon]

not a big fan of the government.....

[little marten]

The greatest lie the mods ever told, was convincing us they never existed at all

[brave slate]

Start your own

[orchid skiff]

this is too much revelations i may need a second lollipop

[civic otter]

Conspiring again, varlets?

[dry pebble]

We're never conspiring

[pale spruce]

i like playing with my toys and having fun

[dry pebble]

its all satire

[little marten]

TALK TO THE HAND ✋ BECAUSE THE FACE 😠 AINT LISTENING👂

[fiery wave]

Do you just like sucking on things?

[civic otter]

Oh everything is satire, because everyone needs to cover up how they truly are

[fiery wave]

Lewdy being Lewdy...

[pale spruce]

this could be an arbites line ..

[civic otter]

I AM THE LEEEXXX

[tired steeple]

Can they put my cat in darktide

[dry pebble]

shh dont give out our strategy

[civic otter]

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[elder stone]

It’s only sexual when you make it sexual

[civic otter]

Ok back to chasing the pump

[little marten]

We caught one, jump him boys!

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/illuzory-irl-zyzz-flex-illuzory-gif-24468583

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-instinct-weave-splits-fight-gif-23224170

[orchid skiff]

she always makes it sexual..

[dry pebble]

Seems he does, and he also likes telling everyone he likes it

[fiery wave]

True. Like he wants everyone to know.

[dry pebble]

bro this is like watching Stalin accusing someone of being authoritarian

[orchid skiff]

???????

[little marten]

Receipts

[dry pebble]

Ah! What will we be baking?

https://tenor.com/view/ibunwoo-my-melody-baking-gif-23712029

[little marten]

Someone on this train seems to be baking about 6 ounces rn

[civic otter]

leave this godforsaken place and go buy lollipops or something

[brave slate]

Cakes shaped like phalluses

[civic otter]

enjoy life, varlets

while you still live

[heady echo]

[vale maple]

Does this mean 400K ish people created 500mil hounds? Or are they counting each build hound separately? The numbers aren't matching for me. Please help

[dry pebble]

No its petting them

Like this

[little marten]

Go forth and multiply

[civic otter]

one person can pet the hound a gazillion times

in short

[dry pebble]

yeah i have done it tbh

[brave slate]

One brazillion pets

[civic otter]

waiter waiter

[vale maple]

Oh pets as as a verb I thought as a subject.

[mighty fractal]

Good sale numbers

Darktide is saved

[vale maple]

[elder stone]

Yeah man

[brave slate]

Sometime the england not very the good for understanding

[vale maple]

https://tenor.com/view/phas-gaye-re-obama-funny-english-teacher-you-together-thinking-hmm-english-speaking-like-rice-plate-eating-you-father-mother-manner-this-gif-21643991

[orchid skiff]

I'm being persecuted

[dry pebble]

No youre not

Guys lets teach him a lesson

[orchid skiff]

you know who else got persecuted and taught a lesson ? Jesus

[vale maple]

https://tenor.com/view/english-speaking-class-phas-gaye-re-obama-english-speaking-like-a-undertaker-play-taj-mahal-create-taj-mahal-gif-21643917

[dry pebble]

however he actually had something to say

and he wasnt french

[vale maple]

https://tenor.com/view/again-time-this-behaviour-so-touch-to-my-fingerprint-you-cheek-so-big-cheek-red-cheek-gif-21630355

[brave slate]

Can't spell persecute without cute

[amber remnant]

if i hear another there no flavor without sport i might start shaking and crying

[civic otter]

yknow what fair

[orchid skiff]

you wouldn't last a day in the sixth

[amber remnant]

😭

[civic otter]

YOU WOULND'T LAST A DAY IN THE GUARD

[little marten]

Oooh

[civic otter]

THE PLANET FELL BEFORE THE GUARD

FOR CADIAAAA

[dry pebble]

Hahaha is'at all you got? poofs

[little marten]

Guys I missed my bus I’m stuck for 1 hour

[dry pebble]

oof that sucks man

[elder stone]

And I’m being forced into an identity

[dry pebble]

at least you have us to entertain you

[little marten]

💀

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-do-not-skull-me-do-not-skull-reaction-reaction-gif-17514823562794379470

Bad Rewdy

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/regina-george-mean-girls-obsessed-gif-14169675

[civic otter]

Get a room

[elder stone]

Rewdy we are both being ganged on💔

[civic otter]

Crazy

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bored-cat-annoyed-cat-cat-stare-gif-13729656521194116536

[civic otter]

Darktide players straight as a ruler

[nocturne bloom]

Im not you sry

[civic otter]

Grow a majestic dwarven beard

Maintain it well, let it shine

[dry pebble]

[civic otter]

ROCK AND STONE

FOR KARL

[elder stone]

Stoner rock

Oh

[elder stone]

Wait

[dry pebble]

My life! For Rock and stone!

[elder stone]

Thank you for this bountiful meal

[civic otter]

Stoner metal, then we're talking and based.

[tired steeple]

Is dungeon synth on here

No it’s bot

Not

[civic otter]

Rip

[elder stone]

Forestsynth

[civic otter]

Dungeon symth does have more medieval ties tbh

[civic otter]

Me on payday 2

[elder stone]

We could

We won’t be

But we could

[heady echo]

This is not really helping your defense.

[normal linden]

A question. Two times already I've noticed my diamantine resource counter bumped by several thousands after a normal Damnation or so mission. No mission rewards or even resouce pick up I seen on map explain this. What can it be?

[tired steeple]

Are people forcefemming loosh

[tired steeple]

The event

[elder stone]

Yes

[fiery wave]

The femboy is just in denial.

[normal linden]

hmm.. somehow I didn't think of that lol. Didn't expect it has such a big resource drops

[civic otter]

Events do do that

[elder stone]

Blatant forcefemming

[civic otter]

You just gotta win

[fiery wave]

Event?

[heady echo]

😂

[normal linden]

yea, already pointed out

[civic otter]

I like your funny words, magic wizard man

[dry pebble]

between the velvet lies theres a truth as hard as steel

[tight plaza]

Random question, but have you seen an uptick in discord spammers/bots? In the past week I've had 5 bots add me from this discord...

[civic otter]

The same hammer that shatters the glass, forges the steel

[heady echo]

Hi I am a struggling artist. Would you be interested in looking at my work?

[fiery wave]

Is normal, just report to wardens.

[tight plaza]

Duuuuude lmao

[heady echo]

I mean thats the ones I get everytime. I have a collection of them now.

[tight plaza]

Yeah have been, just a crazy amount lately

[elder stone]

Hey! Would you feel free to test out a game I made? I’ll send you the download!

[low hemlock]

Loyalty is the grand jewel most men crave

[elder stone]

Are you a girl

[civic otter]

A life in servitude to the god emperor sounds much better

[elder stone]

King Zog

I know Albania

[nocturne bloom]

You look good as one

[elder stone]

WHATTTTTTTT

[civic otter]

Man somehow smoked more than every albanian ever

Beast

[elder stone]

I mean his name is King Zog

Sounds like a random generated ork name in any rpg ever

[civic otter]

King bird in albanian

Lmao

Unironically nothing ever fucking worked for us anyways

Getting invaded by half the world sucked

King zog sucked

Communism mega sucked

Now it's just shit

[elder stone]

We have a lot in common funny Albanian man

[nocturne bloom]

You too

[low hemlock]

Mayhaps….

[civic otter]

I hope not, for that means the life you live is about as pleasant as that of the cutthroat vet

[elder stone]

I lived in Ukraine for like 13 years

[civic otter]

Where did you move to?

[elder stone]

the states

[elder stone]

Im moving back tho

[civic otter]

Much better, but that's compared to our already low bar tbh. I've been working my ass off alongside my family to move to canada, seems to be our best shot

[elder stone]

Canada is great apart from the lobotomized politcs

[civic otter]

Really? How is everything, i am not caught up on the war, got alreay enough to deal with so

[nocturne bloom]

Rewdy girl confirmed

[elder stone]

From where I am things are good, still got my apartment

[civic otter]

Have heard, it's whatevs i guess

Nice, hope it all goes well

[elder stone]

if your ever interested, https://deepstatemap.live/en#6/49.4383200/32.0526800 this is a good site to stay up-to-date

[solid garden]

why would i want to restart the campaign? (just completed it)

[civic otter]

Interesting, thanks. Though i do like being politically stupid, i already got enough to deal with

[elder stone]

Fair

[gaunt wind]

Ignorance is Bliss

[low hemlock]

u don’t have to restart campaign if u finished it before

its just a recap with additional cutscenes w/ a few new dialogue here or there

[low hemlock]

[elder stone]

Okay Faith Seed settle down

[civic otter]

All fun and games till you land a gf like this

[solid garden]

yeah i just finished it now, and it asks if i would like to restart hehe. (no i dont want to ;p)

[gaunt wind]

Faith Seed to this day has me in a choke hold

[elder stone]

Fair

[gloomy marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-robin-robin-roommate-robin-femboy-my-femboy-roommate-gif-3190826133792403670

[elder stone]

Is that the femboy from My Femboy Roommate

[civic otter]

God forsaken server

[gloomy marlin]

Yes

[little marten]

Omg that’s me

[tired steeple]

what do I wanna say now that everyone will hate

[low hemlock]

W E were cooked from the start

[gloomy marlin]

My brother in the emperor this is abuse

[civic otter]

I can tell

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[gloomy marlin]

WHAT is that that tag?

[solid garden]

ive heard about different difficulties, but no idea where i can see what i myself am even playing on right now. is there a way i can see?

[civic otter]

HH DA to bless my day.

[civic otter]

On your map, bottom right

[tired steeple]

is this AI generated

[orchid skiff]

you don't know shit about love

[fierce cave]

Ruh roh

[civic otter]

Better not be. AI is heresy

[gloomy marlin]

Death to AI

[fierce cave]

Image perms are still up?!

[fierce cave]

Surprising

[zenith glade]

Blue eyed freak

[tired steeple]

is brahms the gyatt granny

[zenith glade]

Man critterz w blue eyez. DISGUSTIEZ

[fierce cave]

That's my input here

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-satoru-gojo-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-14813374835611323395

[gaunt wind]

https://tenor.com/view/экстерминатус-бабай-великолепный-бэбэй-бебей-gif-17986446467396080512

[zenith glade]

Right ?? @grim spoke Agwe e?

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-exterminatus-explosion-nuke-40k-gif-22693290

GENOCIDDEEEE

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/guest-1337-guest-roblox-forsaken-parry-gif-9503059271665854163

[somber stream]

It’s not even midnight over there yet

[fierce cave]

FORSAKEN??

[fierce cave]

Hi licht

[somber stream]

Hi bug

[civic otter]

Xeno filth!

[grim spoke]

what

[elder stone]

hi loocht

[gloomy marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/manix-mia-raw-gif-2627595170024666150

[low hemlock]

Nah …. that would be Aunt Fanny AKA Sugar Momma Hadron

[tired steeple]

"aunt fanny" alright

[somber stream]

Hi Loosh

[tired steeple]

are we both from Scotland

that means vageenus here

[civic otter]

My flashbang fell

(I threw it on your carapace)

[low hemlock]

just look up the movie Robots,you’ll know what me am talking about

[gloomy marlin]

Darktide memes never died it just moved here

[fierce cave]

How I be looking at any dropped limbs

[tired steeple]

oh I know that movie

my gf loves that one

yeah now I remember what you mean

[civic otter]

No you don't, not if i get to you first

[bronze hinge]

Has anyone having difficulty with getting on this past week?

[somber stream]

On what?

[fierce cave]

Are you sure your not a bug

[heady echo]

You are falling for the easiest dez joke.

[bronze hinge]

Getting in game.

[low hemlock]

is yo computer meets/above the system requirements for Darktide?

if not….best get an upgrade vro🥀🥀🥀

[civic otter]

Do not test my patience

[tired steeple]

oh this reminds me

[fierce cave]

I've noticed the wait times be longer

[somber stream]

Not everyone is deranged

[tired steeple]

idk if it's her computer or a darktide bug

[fierce cave]

Hello bug

[heady echo]

😂

[tired steeple]

but my gf has a problem where it takes her ages to load into her first game

so for the first 3 minutes we have to play with a bot until she loads in

[civic otter]

Mandated edict: Mauling.

[somber stream]

Server is boned on multiple level, might be why

[fierce cave]

I'm mauling it

[bronze hinge]

It does meet requirements. I sometimes get kicked out from lobby.

[civic otter]

I AM THE LEX

[somber stream]

Which server are you playing

[low hemlock]

did it tell u any error codes?

[tired steeple]

but anything after thatl she loads in fine. Still a slight delay but a lot faster than the first time

[low hemlock]

[bronze hinge]

None

[low hemlock]

no error codes? damn

[tired steeple]

I think computers just load faster the second time. When I start my computer and load up bo2 I can skip cutscenes earlier the second time I play a zombies map

[fierce cave]

He lives in the void

[solid garden]

the missionmap?

[brave slate]

Got any mods installed that might cause issues?

[bronze hinge]

All vanilla

[somber stream]

I don’t think mod affect connection

Might be a locale issue

[dreamy cliff]

I LOVE DARKtide

[somber stream]

I love your enthusiasm

[nocturne bloom]

I love the femboys here

[fierce cave]

Okay bro

[gloomy marlin]

Where?

[somber stream]

Hmmmmmm

[dreamy cliff]

got home from work. just made food. eaten the food.

its time to log into darktide

its time to game

[fierce cave]

What food

And how did you eat it

[gloomy marlin]

Through your mouth dummy

[fierce cave]

OH EXCUSE ME

[dreamy cliff]

standard issue corpse starch of course

[fierce cave]

FOR NOT KNOWING HUMAN ANOTOMY

[dreamy cliff]

and i ate it dutifully

[somber stream]

So Sarah from apt 105

[nocturne bloom]

There is a south park episode about eating food backwards so

[dreamy cliff]

i ate it with my elongated licky tongue

[gloomy marlin]

YOU SHOULD KNOWN IN ANATOMY CLASS STOOPID

[fierce cave]

IM A BUG

[nocturne bloom]

Femboy bug

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-terminid-typing-helldivers-2-gif-7757263177706140300

[nocturne bloom]

Id tell you to but you already have them on

[fierce cave]

How did he know

[nocturne bloom]

Femboy response

[civic otter]

Yes

[somber stream]

Oh boy. They multiply, again

[round mica]

97% of darktide players are femboys

which percent do you fall in?

[fierce cave]

The .1%

[round mica]

ah, you’re the mega super femboy

i knew it

[fierce cave]

Nah

[nocturne bloom]

I got the twink build so im clear

[fierce cave]

The opposite

[civic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-exterminatus-gif-14773818192545260352

[orchid skiff]

femboy build

[heady echo]

🙏

[fierce cave]

A guy with a gf

The .1%

[nocturne bloom]

Twink.

[limpid escarp]

@hollow radish

[orchid skiff]

twink to femboy pipeline is known

[nocturne bloom]

Stop projecting

[zenith glade]

U freakz need 2 chill the flippe out !

[somber stream]

Not a day go by without chat mentioning Femboy

[nocturne bloom]

Make me

[zenith glade]

Ill smooshe u all . Like an bugge , underfoot ,,

SPLAT !

[fierce cave]

No

[stable fox]

A TYRANID

[nocturne bloom]

Foot?

[zenith glade]

Not a ten minute go by*

[stable fox]

CALL KARKING ULTRAMAR

[zenith glade]

#Fixed #ForYou

[limpid escarp]

YOUR BANNER is freaking cute

[somber stream]

Oh wait you do Hema?

[zenith glade]

Y ah

[fierce cave]

No I'm bug

[zenith glade]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-jamie-paige-birdbrain-die-stuoid-isdiot-gif-12620883822757782865

[stable fox]

AN ALIEN BUG

[zenith glade]

Buf

[nocturne bloom]

Femboy bug

[stable fox]

[limpid escarp]

He’ll diving?

[somber stream]

Kendo here, do the armour stop the pain or just relatively ease it

[fierce cave]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[fierce cave]

He'll be diving

[zenith glade]

Depends on the weapon

[fierce cave]

No

[zenith glade]

And where ur hit

[zenith glade]

With steel it mitigates meowst of it

[round mica]

the bugs in helldivers are definitely femboys

[nocturne bloom]

Give me the bug Shaker

[zenith glade]

With synths u dont feel it

[somber stream]

Moewst

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom your in the middle

[zenith glade]

But steel definitely sitll hurts

[somber stream]

Interesting

[zenith glade]

Even w things that arent like too weighted in the blade

Like rapiers, smallswords, sabers

They still stingeth

[somber stream]

Stingeth is it now

[civic otter]

I read about them too some time ago, but buhurt sounded more like my thing.

[zenith glade]

Like my right shoulder and bicep r super bruised form my last sparrin sesh w my oomf

From just poker/purpleheart sabers

[round mica]

what language is being spoken

[zenith glade]

He has a smallsword blade on a destreza rapier and that shit hurts kinda bad

[fierce cave]

Sounds like you

[somber stream]

Sounds abour right, i wear 2 layers of wrist armour yet it still get fucked by bamboo

[nocturne bloom]

Western Gyaru

[somber stream]

Can’t imagine facing steel

[zenith glade]

I knocked the rubber tip off he has on it so it doesnt accidentally pierce clothing and he stabbed it into my right arm lmfao

It wasnt fair cuz a military saber is 4 or 5 inches shorter than a rapier but it was fun

Mixed steel is fun

[zenith glade]

Im familiar

[somber stream]

Steel hmmmmmm

[zenith glade]

Kendo stuff isnt rated for steel

[zenith glade]

Except 4 the men kote and dou

[somber stream]

Yeah, definitely not

[zenith glade]

Since theyre just plastic

The actual cloth i dont think is rated for steel

350N is the bare minimum

[somber stream]

Reinforced do is forbidden as well

[zenith glade]

But if u hit me w a shinei in what i wear it wouldnt hurt me

[round mica]

what about .45 ACP?

[somber stream]

Yep

[zenith glade]

I mean it's not meant 2 hurt but u know what i mean

[somber stream]

Though a Bokuto is another story

Stuff might break though

Always been fascinated by Hema, havent the chance to try yet

[round mica]

i’ll take that as a no

[somber stream]

No shit sherlock

Gun broke the meta

[fierce cave]

That's what they called Sherlock when he didn't fuck around

[stable fox]

.45acp?

Gimme 50 calibre

[round mica]

weak

😔

[stable fox]

No, give me a karking tank shell

[fierce cave]

PREPARE THYSELF

[round mica]

kendo more like kendont

[somber stream]

Cqc me coward

[stable fox]

I'll put it into pistol

[round mica]

dangerous request for a kendo femboy

[zenith glade]

Hemas fun but expensive

Most clubs have loaner equipment

[fierce cave]

Why is everyone here femboys

[stable fox]

What

[round mica]

falling to temptation?

[stable fox]

[fierce cave]

I'm taken buddy

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617

[zenith glade]

Some of me beautiez

[zenith glade]

Waiting for purpleheart to restock their swept hilt and destreza rapiers so i can pick up one of each

I ordered a poker adept saber from land of the Poles a bit ago but thatll take eons

[lilac crag]

holy hell

[fierce cave]

Why is everyone talking about rappers

[lilac crag]

it's you

[zenith glade]

And i have a bunch of coats

[blissful kiln]

never noticed dukane had a robo leg

[fierce cave]

Yes I'm bug

[lilac crag]

I remember you from destiny and helldivers

glad to see you here

[fierce cave]

WHERE ARE THE GRAPHICS

[blissful kiln]

I ate them all

[stable fox]

Practicing in art of fencing?

[somber stream]

The sword alone range from 1-1k5 euro i take

[zenith glade]

Have for a while

[stable fox]

Or wait

[fierce cave]

You can't do that

[stable fox]

Karking English

[zenith glade]

Nah feders are cheap

[fierce cave]

There all talking about raipers

[zenith glade]

Feders are like

200 bucks

300

[somber stream]

Bruh

[zenith glade]

If ur in europe then cheaper

So like

[golden token]

Is cleave dmg for the heavy sword a good dump stat?

[zenith glade]

150 - 200 euros

[somber stream]

Interesting

[zenith glade]

Those 2 feders i got from vb armory in hungary

[somber stream]

My armour cost 800

[zenith glade]

The sabers I have are also vb

[thick coyote]

Not really

[zenith glade]

They make some of the best feders

[thick coyote]

Cleave Damage is basically your horde prowess

[zenith glade]

The poles and hungarians do anyways

[golden token]

Is there a website where I can see the best dump stat for every weapon?

[zenith glade]

My hema kit cost me like over a grand lmfao

[somber stream]

Same

I import stuff from Japan and Russia

[zenith glade]

Coat, pants, chest protector, mask, mask overlay, back of head protection, gorget, clamshell gloves, knee pads

[lean drum]

i’m new to the game, when does store reset?

[fierce cave]

Never

[zenith glade]

I got pros plates instead of the modular arm forearm protectors

[fierce cave]

No update

[zenith glade]

Which were like 40 bucks a set

[lean drum]

sick

[fierce cave]

No new missions

No new characters

[zenith glade]

Vry Expensice

[fierce cave]

No support

[zenith glade]

Zu Preiswert

[fierce cave]

JK it's every 2 weeks

[somber stream]

A grand for all those sounds like a steal

[lean drum]

sick

[zenith glade]

Byeah

I am a Smol Critter

[fierce cave]

Each page stays for about 6weeks

[zenith glade]

So my stuff is a lil cheaper

[blissful kiln]

if you see mobility or defense - 99% chance that's the dump

[somber stream]

A set of armour from Japan made from faken bamboo and wood cost just as much

[tired steeple]

hey what does this mean

[zenith glade]

My mos

Im in the army

[tired steeple]

oh

[zenith glade]

I have a dual mos

[tired steeple]

I thought it was your bra size

[zenith glade]

LMFAO

[somber stream]

Looks like Mahren

[tired steeple]

I was gonna ask "why would you put that there"

[zenith glade]

@grim spoke

[orchid skiff]

gotta flex

[somber stream]

Nvm army

[tired steeple]

gonna work out and get huge pecs and say it's my cup size

[thick coyote]

Usually pinned messages on the class channels

The rule of thumb is defense then mobility dump

[tired steeple]

also just assume it's mobility most of the time anyway

[thick coyote]

Unless stated otherwise

[zenith glade]

Joyous occasion

[round mica]

wrong

[tired steeple]

on pysker weapons I'm actually not sure what it is

I think it's warp resistance

[round mica]

it’s clearly damage

Always the new players spreading misinformation

smh

[fierce cave]

BRAIN DAMAGE

[somber stream]

I will cut your balls

[normal linden]

Can you still tag foes when downed or disabled in any way?

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-gunna-kill-you-sponge-bob-squidward-squidward-meme-im-a-winner-se-my-prize-gif-25631410

[fierce cave]

Cock and ball torture

[fierce cave]

When downed yes when captured no

[somber stream]

Down yes

[thick coyote]

[normal linden]

by "captured" you mean "dead' effectively? Or trapped/netted?

[somber stream]

It meant captured

[fierce cave]

Dead

[zenith glade]

Here is clip of me sparring w oomf

Im the twink on the right

(W the saber)

[normal linden]

okay, thanks

[somber stream]

You were super dead

[zenith glade]

Nah i wont that

Wouldnt of been an afterblow

[round mica]

bro tried pulling a for honor spin into guard break feint upper light into stab

[zenith glade]

He wanted to try some meyer rapier thing where u spin around and thrust w the length of ur body

[fierce cave]

YKNOW WHAT ELSE BLOES

[round mica]

this is cwazy

[zenith glade]

But i parried his inside thrust w a cut and feinted a 1 cut

Into a 5 cut to his waist when his back was turned 2 me

[round mica]

ya momma

[zenith glade]

And that blow wouldve been it

[round mica]

@dry pebble wya

[zenith glade]

In hema double hits and afterblows are done in tempos

[fierce cave]

Bug job

[zenith glade]

Double hits are blows dealt simultaneously to one another in one tempo

So basically at the same time

Afterblow is a hit that wouldve continue even after you strike had landed

[ruby cypress]

4th for memeing/loot/fun/etc?

[zenith glade]

To replicate shit that would happen for realsiez in duels

[fierce cave]

Uh

[zenith glade]

Usually one more tempo, and it awards the least points

[fierce cave]

Vergil cat?

[ruby cypress]

Yes? No?

[somber stream]

Hmmm yes, i see i see
(I totally don’t understand)

[zenith glade]

Gaaaalooirpeth

[fierce cave]

Take @somber stream

[zenith glade]

U should do hema

It's funneth..

[fierce cave]

He's lonely

[zenith glade]

LMFAO

[ruby cypress]

Well?

[serene wagon]

Battlefield 6 on October 10th.... Bbinossss

[somber stream]

I might tbh, interested in the longsword

[fierce cave]

Me no

[fierce cave]

Helldivers 2 release on xbox

RAAAHHHH

[zenith glade]

I have a clip of me and my friend gettong caught in eachothers quillons

[ruby cypress]

@somber stream play?

[zenith glade]

Getting*

W longsword

[somber stream]

God fucking bug

[zenith glade]

And i throw him 2 the ground

[somber stream]

I’m sorry, im done for today i’m afraid

[ruby cypress]

Classic meme

[fierce cave]

I don't want god to fuck me

[serene wagon]

How much is it to get into HEMA

[grim spoke]

`LMAO

[somber stream]

You can do that?

[zenith glade]

Yah

It's ringen

[serene wagon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1292933256060342285/1385218903864774758/twitter_1935489637440532812.gif?ex=688ca422&is=688b52a2&hm=dbe3cada8a2d3d9bd3930be600c1230b7675c5806b485a1789f5e9d5f9729c50&

[dry pebble]

@round mica are RoN DLCs worth getting?

[zenith glade]

Controlled takedowns are allowed in nearly all longsword tournaments

[golden token]

Is penetration a good dump stat on the shock maul?

[dry pebble]

Go for mobility mlord

[somber stream]

Interestinggv

[round mica]

do you plan on playing the game a lot?

[somber stream]

Here we go again

[dry pebble]

perhaps, looks good

[gloomy marlin]

AHAHA

[round mica]

i’d say so yeah, has great cosmetics

[zenith glade]

LMFAO

[dry pebble]

people are chimping out

[round mica]

if you buy it, get the alpha pass instead of individually, because the alpha pass will give you access to the 3rd expansion coming out

[dry pebble]

oooh good call

I might get it next week

Dunno if theres going to be a sale soon

[round mica]

never know!

[serene wagon]

the autumn sale will prob discount it

but that's 2 months away

[round mica]

i got RoN for my birfday along with some other goodies i’ve been wanting

[dry pebble]

lmao i hope it doesnt take that long

[fierce cave]

You like steam sales don't you

[serene wagon]

I do

[round mica]

got a grey ghost smc plate carrier

[serene wagon]

I need to buy more games I will never touch

[heady echo]

😂

[serene wagon]

I have a screenshot on RoN from 2022 holy shit lmao

[round mica]

let’s see it

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/relatable-relatable-meme-meme-tiktok-tik-tok-gif-5691818805681807444

[dusty kayak]

hey is anyone else finding it impossible to get into havoc matches

[fierce cave]

Balls meet cheese grater

[dry pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1295902299822231583/20240405_090211_doc_2024-03-29_05-29-41.gif

How my steam library looks at me while i disassociate sitting on the computer

[serene wagon]

Like being declined constantly?

[dusty kayak]

yes

[serene wagon]

yeah it sucks

[round mica]

it’s reaching

[dusty kayak]

I can’t get any progress at all for the penances

[serene wagon]

party finder blows hard and the people on there are looking for carries

[dusty kayak]

at a third of the way but finding matches is harder than the missions

[serene wagon]

are you just trying to do the 50 missions?

[dusty kayak]

or just hate seeing one class type or non maxed account

[round mica]

you’re better off using the LFG in-server to find havocs

js

[dusty kayak]

that and the armor penances

[serene wagon]

yeah straight up if you wanna progress up the LFG here is better

[dusty kayak]

okay

[serene wagon]

what I did for the armour was grub 20s and below

[dusty kayak]

I’ll try it

[serene wagon]

and just carried people since 20 and below is like heresy

[round mica]

i’m still pressed arbite didn’t get any of the havoc armour

[dusty kayak]

yeah i just kept doing havoc 5 for awhile but after that nobody joined and I wasn’t able to join anyone

[dry pebble]

and any penance track rewards

The class is so barebones on cosmetics

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[serene wagon]

hopefully they get something from havoc

at least the normal penance cosmetics are nice

[dry pebble]

I honestly have my doubts

[serene wagon]

but I wish we had anything more

[dry pebble]

Im guessing most of arbiters cosmetics will be dumped straight into the MTX shop

[round mica]

it was their plan all along, make a class you gotta pay for then give them decent slop but then peddle slop shop cosmetics

[orchid skiff]

more shilling

[dry pebble]

Everything is a psyop im going to kill myself

[dry pebble]

cant you read?

[round mica]

i’m gonna piss on fat sharks studio headquarters

https://tenor.com/view/one-last-breath-hold-me-now-fnaf-bag-bag-blood-and-gears-gif-724627235692024961

[orchid skiff]

shiller

[dusty kayak]

I did like the new autogun in the mtx shop ngl

But I wish they’d bring back that damn vox caster cosmetic

[dusty kayak]

the full working one w lights

[round mica]

you’ve sent this a gabillionjillionquintillion times

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-luthor-rage-bait-superman-drinking-cup-gif-14094169730789965419

[thick coyote]

Nothing ever happens on low havoc

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[dry pebble]

you thinking about bullying me everytime i send a message

[round mica]

get birbed

[orchid skiff]

i'm onto you

[dry pebble]

LMAO DID YOU HAVE THAT PREPARED JUST TO SEND HERE?

[heady echo]

You are getting predatored Cee

😂

[orchid skiff]

No.

[orchid skiff]

ai slop

[elder stone]

Do you have a problem with that? Girlboy?

[dry pebble]

Goobersaurus Rex

[brazen pelican]

Yummy!

[round mica]

classic projection from the looshmiester

[elder stone]

I’m not a girl

Or am I?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-27571314

[elder stone]

Shrodinger’s human

Am I a boy or girl? You’ll never know until you check

[orchid skiff]

that's what i keep saying but 80% insist i'm male and 20% insist i'm female

[dry pebble]

why do twinks love these kinds of joke man

[heady echo]

Prolly the name + pfp that makes ppl assume male. But you have said different so.

[little marten]

I made it home

[orchid skiff]

I love misinformation

[serene wagon]

(He never made it home)

https://tenor.com/view/lex-luthor-rage-bait-superman-drinking-cup-gif-14094169730789965419

[orchid skiff]

Knowledge is power. Guard it well

[elder stone]

We can be he/she together

[hollow radish]

What the sigma

[serene wagon]

I need Rogue Core so badly

[thick coyote]

True

[tired steeple]

What’s rogue core

[thick coyote]

Deep Rock Galactic + roguelike

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-in-the-middle-lights-dim-hank-serious-talk-gif-27712216

DEEP ROCK GALACTIC: ROGUE CORE is a 1-4 player co-op FPS action roguelite featuring sci-fi dwarves, alien horrors and procedurally-generated caves. Join the elite dwarven Reclaimers and fight through perilous mining facilities infested with deadly Core Spawn. For Rock and Stone!

[orchid skiff]

shut up i'm getting hyped for no reason

[stuck wasp]

Basically Chaos Waste but DRG

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-power-strong-fist-gif-13995462

[dry pebble]

the reason is ROGUE CORE. Hoxxes' core has gone rogue... and we need to find it.

[heady echo]

So they are starting from scratch? Thought they would continue building on the existing one.

[dry pebble]

Plot of Kaiji

[elder merlin]

Wanna see somethin funny i just found?

[brazen pelican]

Always! :3

[elder merlin]

Check your dms

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/dms-check-dms-dm-check-dms-rn-check-dms-right-now-gif-11527576810432364734

[elder merlin]

You check 'em too now

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[tired steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-darktide-gamer-girl-gif-27131761

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/locote-gif-18404685476945988779

[little marten]

Havoc 40?

[tired steeple]

I'm ngl I haven't even tried havoc yet

[golden patio]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[little marten]

Same

[serene wagon]

glad this event is going well

[golden patio]

Battlefield 6?

[little marten]

I still have 2 rotten armour missions to be carried through too hehe

[elder stone]

Me and who

[final glade]

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit. 400 hours and not even a reinstall on a completely differnt drive will fix this shit. Fuck you

[serene wagon]

yeah

MP reveal

[tired steeple]

are people excited for this one

remember when 2042 nostalgia baited and then it came out and it was shit

[heady echo]

How many GB free on the current disc? Saw someone who managed to fix this by clearing at least 100+ gig free on the same disc.

[final glade]

hundreds

[thick coyote]

The next one is always good ™

[upbeat turtle]

did 2042 have an open beta i cant remember

[final glade]

This is a game issue. It suddenly stopped working one day. I haven't been able to play in weeks. It's nothing on my end

[little marten]

Battlefield

[tired steeple]

I believe it did?

[upbeat turtle]

oh well

[little marten]

Is battlefield 6 gonna be playable today?

[upbeat turtle]

either way i’m hyped for 6 until they reveal that they forgot a scoreboard

[serene wagon]

I'm optimistic but will give it some time before getting it

[upbeat turtle]

august 8-10

open beta

[serene wagon]

No pre order betas thank god

[little marten]

Nice

I play medic

[upbeat turtle]

i like to max everything out for whatever my team needs

[serene wagon]

They merged medic with support so now you can get access to all of supports/medics stuff while still reviving people

[little marten]

Does support shoot the rockets?

[serene wagon]

no engie

[thick coyote]

Distribute ammo

[little marten]

Ahhh..

[final herald]

that's basically the reason people are just wainting to see what it's actually like

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/graboid-49685-ammo-gun-tremors-gif-13752182

[final herald]

I will never understand this

[serene wagon]

I don't know either I wish they kept them sperate but hey

not my greatest grievance

[final herald]

"You know how people really like our class based system?"

"Lets just continue to try to not do that."

at least they're not doing the hero shooter BS this time

[upbeat turtle]

real

[thick coyote]

Then they revert that decision later

[serene wagon]

Assault, Recon, Support, and Engineer are the classes in 6

[golden patio]

If it’s actually good and a kind of return to the classic formula my ass is going to be so fucking annoying with support

[thick coyote]

💀

[tired steeple]

buuurp idc what people say I liked battlefield 5

[upbeat turtle]

i’m going to be the greatest medic of all time

[thick coyote]

So basically gun guy
Sniper
Medic ammo dude
Kaboom men

[tired steeple]

I preferred battlefield 1

[final herald]

5 was like okay

[golden patio]

V was okay

[tired steeple]

but I still liked 5

[final herald]

1 was better

[golden patio]

I prefer 1

[little marten]

🫵 😂

[final herald]

but 5 was still fine

2042 was ??????? and is apparently better now

[serene wagon]

oh yeah they also brought back assassinations

finally

[thick coyote]

The only thing I remember about 5 is that I was digging trenchs

[blissful kiln]

1942 is the only good battlefield

[final herald]

so I guess we just wait for them to confirm that it's unfucked

[thick coyote]

Oh and rushing tanks

[tired steeple]

my only time trying out bf42 was when I was drunk at my uncle's and it was christmas. We were taking turns playing the christmas themed infection mode

which was unreasonably really fun

[golden patio]

BF1 Slug shotguns counter sniping

Truly a time to be alive

[upbeat turtle]

theres a livestream of actual gameplay on the battlefield youtube rn

[serene wagon]

Dragons breath rounds are back btw

yum

[golden patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/rekt.gif

[upbeat turtle]

me with my rpg when i spot a sniper

[heady echo]

What a meme. Are you dealing fire dot dmg to ppl to?

[orchid skiff]

my only time trying out a battlefield i was with my best (girl) friend at her gay (male) friend place and he started getting creepy with her because he was drunk so i had to stop

[serene wagon]

I uh

don't know how to respond to that

[golden patio]

I don’t think he’s gay if he’s doing that

Also me neither

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield2042-2042-battlefield-gif-23363049

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[tropic sorrel]

Shit was mind blowing back in the day

BF2 is forever the goat for old timers though

[dusty kayak]

man I do not like havoc

[final herald]

what havoc u on

[little marten]

Havoc 40 👉👈

[serene wagon]

sloppy

[dusty kayak]

failed at the very end bc i had a team full of AI n got hounded

[serene wagon]

sorry demons won

[final herald]

that's

not a havoc issue

lmfao

[dusty kayak]

it is imo bc I can’t ever get players for havoc

[nocturne bloom]

Sloppy? What kinda sloppy

[dusty kayak]

and the dude I was doing havoc with left mid game anyway

[final herald]

what server u on

[dusty kayak]

NA

[final herald]

yeah nah I got no clue what kinda shit luck ur having rn

[nocturne bloom]

What havoc level is the question

[dusty kayak]

I was doing fine all the way until the end of the vault mission

[dusty kayak]

10

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-cat-peek-cat-door-cat-peek-door-gif-17361470248875227911

[golden patio]

?

[dusty kayak]

and when I get downed by hound the AI just stands there doing nothing

[tired steeple]

do you have the noelle image

[blissful kiln]

Havoc 10 is like malice level, literally

[little marten]

Filtered by a dog

[blissful kiln]

jump higher and there will be more people to play with

[final herald]

or just open PF

[blissful kiln]

although havoc is still not very populated

for a game with 100k online

sub H40 anyway

[final herald]

it will die like weaves the moment we get chaos wastes

[little marten]

Guys let’s show him how to do it and jump on a havoc 40 together

[blissful kiln]

I don't think it's comparable to weaves at all

it's more like organized Twitch + Deeds

[serene wagon]

yeah hold on

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[golden patio]

They ever make one of the trash can inhabitant yet

Spamtong

[final herald]

I just see it as weaves 2: the return

[serene wagon]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dessoir1225/status/1950955677226066128

Dessire || #1 Dessriel fan (@Dessoir1225)

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[lament cave]

It's very cool how seemingly every class has an "oh shit, I'm in trouble, get me out of here" ability.

[final herald]

veteran got 2 of em

and only 1 gets used

[round mica]

https://x.com/trepeserafin/status/1949971614998712742 IDK if this is the place to post this but.

Trepe 🇯🇵 (@trepeserafin)

VISA CARD REPRESENTATIVE YELLED AT ME

I called 650 432 3200 and simply asked about the content guideline.

I got:
"We’ve been getting thousands of calls!"
"You talked to someone? WHO DID YOU CALL!"
"OTHER PEOPLE ACCEPTED WHAT I SAID! SO WHY DON'T YOU!!!"

@Visa is cooked LMAO

X · Jul 28, 2025, 11:13 PM

[lament cave]

Pretty much. 😆

[serene wagon]

remove stealth

[lament cave]

VoC, I'm guessing?

[serene wagon]

Yeah

[blissful kiln]

nah, weaves are cancer compared to havoc

[lament cave]

I dunno, I thought Infiltrate was fun.

[blissful kiln]

imagine Ulgu modifier in Havoc

💀

that gunner over there? you can't see him, can't mark him, and he has 80% DR

have fun

[little marten]

Infiltrate is exceptional it just isn’t shouting at a sick person tier good

[final herald]

careful they'll add that in

[little marten]

The darkest tides are the sloppiest rides

[tired steeple]

Thank you

[round mica]

i love it sloppy

[desert furnace]

My friend is just getting into warhammer and is trying to paint live on TikTok, if you guys could show some appreciated that would be mad cool https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNd9eme7e/

[round mica]

fuck no

[desert furnace]

Eat my ass

[heady echo]

lmfao

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

no one wants to watch your goofy ahh tiktok stream

[little marten]

ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨

ADD ME ON SPOTIFY

[orchid skiff]

I don't have spotify

[long trench]

follow me on sound cloud, tik tok, christian mingle, and geocities, thanks

[nocturne bloom]

You wouldnt fw me on MySpace

[round mica]

follow me on farmersonly.com

[little marten]

Hey, Mark from MySpace here

Nvm dead joke it was Tom

[serene wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/htp-hunter-the-parenting-kevin-kevin-wettsworth-great-and-mighty-kevin-gif-12066058154469324437

[elder merlin]

I'll eat your corpse and then you friend's corpse

[wicked pike]

Harsh but fair

[orchid skiff]

woa

[little marten]

Does a gif of sonic and shadow kissing constitute a rule violation?

[wicked pike]

It should

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-goats-gif-8683706

[little marten]

me at sleepovers tehe

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-star-wars-soda-child-gif-22410350

[wicked pike]

Gottem

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19585502

[orchid skiff]

🤨

[serene wagon]

watch hunter the parenting

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[golden patio]

And if I don’t Psycho

[orchid skiff]

you tryna make me a sub

[serene wagon]

you will be chummed

[wicked pike]

It's a trick!

[serene wagon]

I will neither confirm nor deny this

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-soder-cat-drink-drinkcheck-gif-4147138549862564848

[serene wagon]

so'dr

[round mica]

might wanna delete that

that’s a pretty harsh slur in Afrikaans

[serene wagon]

what?

[wicked pike]

Amazing

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/dsx1-gif-21328806

[round mica]

bro is cooked

[serene wagon]

I can't find anything about this

[round mica]

i know, i made it up

[orchid skiff]

this is a huge insult in arabic

[round mica]

[serene wagon]

TO THE PIT WITH YOU

[golden patio]

It’s come to my attention after a solid minute that you said this and I’m a fish, I take great offense to this

Say you’re sorry now

[round mica]

bro thought he was donezo