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Probably the 1:1 German helmet that ppl think this for the entire fit.
If he was I fell for it
I don't have that one
tired of krieg = ww2 Germans
Then again you never know

people who forget that kreig is all of ww1 wrapped into a faction tend to be kind of dumb
Bro I literally had a similar guy months ago because they saw a vet with this set calling out "Ew you rp as a nazi you sick fuck"
Motherfucker do you know what franchise you on
Or people thinking the imperium is on the dot fascism or communism. I've heard both
Good to see Owlcat added shields to the base game though
And the Arby's plot as well
isn't steel legion ww2 'merican based
Yeah, like how in the Holdfast game people will just start playing Austrian Painters speeches through VC during the WW1 game mode.
Like wtf lol, wrong war.
Well it's heavily implied to be fascist it's just a different kind of fascism
Not sure why I keep finding familiar upgrades though since I can't Overseer without the dlc
Idk
they dont that's the thing
a lot of people who picked this game up dont know anything warhammer 
We dropping
remember the randoms that seethed about arbeetus being a "cop" class
Lot of factions and stuff in 40K are inspired by world wars and real conficts
oh no brutal cops in my 40k wowowowowowo
ye but I'm moreso pointing out that they don't even know what they were talking about
That was horrible
I just didn't like him cause hes a paid class
bad news buddy
that's goofy
never heard of this
Oh I thought u meant the people role-playing as space police here
thats like every class going forwards
People love to find something that offends them and cry about it, even in scenarios where it has nothing to do with that
I just didn't like them because they are mid
it was some random users here
40K has been called so many names

I know but I think I'll stick with psyker despite that
that's fine
Dlc is dlc
Yeah?
what game
You should've been here
Bro was screaming "copaganda" left and right when Arbites are the complete opposite of that
honestly more like pay to win, hes indestructible compared to everyone else lol
certified bruh momentum
classic american, thinking their local problems are important for everyone on earth
I mean arbites are a cop class
The hell
Isnt that based on the US too? lmfao
but the're more like SWAT or the FBI
I wouldnt go the p2w route here
Just don't get hit bruv

Oh no Fatshark is releasing a class character that is a cop, feels like they doing on purpose with ICE stuff going on
i’m pretty active in this server and ong bro i never seen this
additionally, arbites are based on judge dredd, which are a straight up parody of american cops
no they're literally judge jury and excecutioners
was this in gen chat?
yes
It's funny since arbites are copies of dredd which are direct criticisms of the police in the UK during the 70s and 80s
they're...police....they police things...just lethally
Mind you people paid for a class thats currently broken. If anyone has a right to complain about a paid class its the people that paid for it
Demolition Man 🗣️
So...the ATF
It's just that they aren't called in for petty shit
the warhammer way
They're feds
Gw made the dredd boardgame
Nah
this basically
Arbites actualy love dogs
I'm pretty sure he's heavily inspired
they can do more
they can bust in a governor's office and kill him 
you won't see an arbites like...doing normal cop shit
The Arbites are the IRS for the American, just with more guns
if arbites are present something is very wrong
So you know they kept claiming they have been fan since 3rd edition of warhammer and bro still sensitive and making comparasions with real politics 
Also MLP profile that says a lot as individual
Right...the arbites that go with the no dog are ATF
200+ toughness, a shield to block everyone indefinitely while still able to shoot, infinite shock grenades attached to a dog
ogryn is stronger
and ogryn is still better

Damn bro, you're one person short of this tithe
Down with your government
xdd
they went to a loving pasture
Ogryn can outdo them pretty easily
wait for reworks buddy
they're just buffing everyone
it has nothing to do with p2w
the other 3 will get the same treatment
for free
lol
Look at what a human needs to mimic an orgyn
^

Who cares about PR or real world problems man, it's a game and it's a fantasy, these people cannot help but bring their own problems and sensitivities everywhere
although I feel like I need to work harder as a psyker, I still feel like hes far from being underpowered
an ogryn is a human
sadly some people are just this delusional
Psyker is straight up op
psyker is the high skill class
a good psyker can melt the entire map
IT IS A SUBSPECIES OF HOMO SAPIEN
Yeah vet and zealot need work psyker can wait
YOU APE!
Classified as abhuman, unfortunately
He's feeling better than vet rn
abhuman mutant etc etc
Absolute man
Imagine caring about cleave
This post was brought to you by my incomparable mind
No, Ogryns are no mutants
Sure, turn around
More gun

ogryns abhumans and navigators mutants
?????????

Legion of ogryns vs 100 space marines
Yeah not a wise word of them it seems
I think the oggies would just join the marines
Ogryns are easier to train
"Is it because i made you feel inferior!" I need rescue, RESCUEEEEEE
I goddamn LOVE loner psyker
Unless they are spiky ones
Ogryns require a commisar who can understand what the certain ogryn needs
Always assume ragebait
Easier to maintain as well
Just make them angry
Somehow the ones that gets into Valkyrie doesn't
me talking about warhammer to kez
An astartes isn't so emotional
If only there was an implant that made ogryns angry
felt, it’s kinda a snooze fest
Darktide Ogryns seems like got used to claustrophobic spaces
i only consume warhammer lore through ai generated youtube shorts smh
a mimimimi, go to planet, kill these people, amimimimimimi
modern ogryns are much more intelligent
40k wiki fandom surfer here 😎
They sometimes refuse to even get in chimera
might be because of the cicatrix maledictum
the entire HH is caused because astartes are emotional asf 
Some kind of combat implant that took away all fear and replaced it with aggression.
it was caused because malcador was a coward
he shouldve killed horus right there
If only they knew lorgar's mindset was the correct one, that would lead to success against chaos.
i like darktide's ogryn more than "dumb oversized babies that charge headfirst and die"
The only person you could say that for is Magnus not the rest lmao
the authors realized a lot of stories won't work if they're stupid stupid
ogryns being so unfathomably stupid they cant reload and scream like todlers isnt good material anymore
and yet they are still extremely dumb as shit

Give female ogryns bbls and the iq problem will solve itself
Okay let's just say Ogryn still stupid
But can be surprisingly smart when something gets in their mind
They are afraid of women as much as i am
I like to think as female ogryns the same w dwarf females (they don't exist ik but it's funny this way)
its funny cause darktide ogryns can crack jokes
So in another words, they're just simple minded and can have a good idea
oh shit, I've just tried dueling sword on a proper zealot build first time. And this is its nerfed form? Oh my god..
it wasnt nerfed yet (sadly)
Buff duelling sword, plasma, and shout. Badabim badaboom veteran fixed
they are dumb but not "oversized baby that starts using his ranged as a melee" dumb
lightning round question
what ogryn says the word kark, and what line is it
...or may be nerf every weapon that allows you to kill crushers as if they were regular mobs, on every class - then reduce intensity of the hoards that was ramped up exactly because such weapons exist?
i know ogryn says bleedin hounds
Balancing issues are a delicacy
😛
new katamari game... its peam....
🔪
I adore Bodyguard Ogryn. I love when veterans are like "look at that big man go!" and my boy's like "rahhhh! ÒwÓ" he's just so goddamn cute

🔪
I think vet swears the most
Hadron should've servitorized everybody long ago
she would never
Uhuh
Servetorize this!

Read Anvar Read!
Unless they get on her nerves. Like you ^^
answer was bully ogryn when killing the sniper
Time to try that special Aids event
" Yeah! Sniper's karked it "
nurgle doodoo everywhere
the flow of crushers and maulers is pretty funny
I thought Bodyguard says kark too? Or is it just grog
grug
grug
then also cadian veteran scoring a single swear word point despite being the most aggressive of the 5 personalities
IN A MINUTEEE
wth is that lol
you know best ogryn name ive seen in darktide is Albert Einstein
I wouldnt call it agressive
More a severe ptsd
I have to generalize the personality of his complex because I had to argue here over this before
Nuts
Ok... Im in hysterics right now
Got em
its just an ogyn on a diet
is "not stop me now" for the ogrin actualy doable in solo? (im friendless)
looks more like a concentration camp survivy lmao
unfortunatly the road of the european is pretty sad
could be worse, balkans
wdym, Europe is the most populated Darktide region
one could call it a... path of exile...
🔪
the havoc armor for some classes has different fabrics for the pants and chest so they dont match and it makes me not want to use them
this is truyli the dark souls of europe
Unless stated "Private" it's doable solo
@supple thorn Come
@supple thorn hop on
indeed
Look man i like tanks too but i have to act holier than thou around that type so i dont get roped in with them
melta charges
tasty
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@limpid escarp
if people think you're a nootzi for liking tanks i do not think it's your fault my guy 
I mean midwinter minis did call people nazis for liking ww2 tdrpgs
why would you care what midwinder minis calls who what
do your own thing
have at your own hobbies
Still its an example of “i too like german stuff but im not obsessed with the weird shit like you people are”

I have not heard that name in a long time
shad yes


ayy you get it
Chat I play sudden strike am I a nazi?
and a racism problem
although my beloved is far gone
Femboy lore is crazy
like you?
filthy frank was so peak
Im not a femboy
Hey man if it makes you happy you can believe what you want
the bait is working

I know what you are.
You dont
@somber stream @elder stone @orchid skiff @dry pebble
my god
Remove me from that list
True
In a middle of something
He's calling you a femboy
Oh mother fucker
i think licht is from the balkans too iirc
Hes german
oh nvm
which one r u
the one on the right 10000%
The plant in the background
that's a man?
No but Lamia looks like that
duh he has a moustache bro
oh you'd be surprised...
good lord
Wake up, @sleek harness
do you really ping this man everyday
You would know
what
why
😭
u sure ya want to know?
Everyday on tuesdays only, yes
good man. keeping your lad company
The internet has ruined me to these types of things
When you dream
happens
I mean, i would like my suspicions to be confirmed or denied, yes
I don''t even know what hentai is
I have facial hair so no
The worse part is its probably that which should not be named too
Just because you eyeball my body doesnt mean im what you want me to be Loosh 
now apply this to me
Silence wench
its a woman
GENTLEMEN
and her husband
AGGH
not a hentai too
and she 36
Dats good
le gasp they post animu women and lie to you lot that its a femboys
tbf it is what I look like if I let my hair get too long
ARM DAY TODAY BABEEEE
awesome
So many cute guys x
Of course the zealot chat guy appears when theres a buffed tf2 soldier gif in chat
we love buffposting
Yo
zyzzposting is back
went to work, thinking about playing games
go home, watch youtube videos too tired to play games
LIGHT WEIGHT
":Nice helmet!
: Thanks I like your receipts.
: Thanks bro"
-Average pre game compliments.
Now go eat 5lbs of chicken breast
Yes I was Churchill
Amen
Woah chat, you're looking kind of jacked today
Badass
was Churchill a femboy ?
I don't go into zealot chat 
unless Stan posts food but I'm only looking at the food
I’m not a femboy
Yes
Zealots be like
That doesn’t look very comfortable tbh
?
Blasphemous mentioned
I look like the left one
Such is the path of the penitent
For what finer life could there be, then one in sacrificial servitude of the god emperor
he likes cranberry juice a little too much
Catposting and gymposting, enough to make a grown man cry
Zealots in general arent comfortable people, just ask @brazen tapir
Why i never!
we gotta stop calling loosh a femboy
he might be getting uncomfortable with it yk
does commodore update today or tomorrow
Next week
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@orchid lynx @ripe river there we go
rrrgh LADY HALLOWETTE PWEEEASE PWEEEEASE
Thanks princess
np
If youre trying to make me one then you are
Dont tell me how to treat my pookie 
I will make you a god
Does that mean I get to become a god too?
He just said he is a gangster. Maybe he will pop a cap in your ass.
He'll pop something in my 
Femboy gangster?
Brutal

Привет, stalker!
Speak to the boss.

Сталкер?
????
Monolith, why have you forsaken me
Not a femboy

Ok
You can lie to the public but you cant hide it from me
That's bandit insignia
Yes
Give me your credit card and I will think you are not a femboy
True
🔪
I am that poor
Lies
3 failed matches later and chat is still going on about femboys
Yes I know
Raki? Where? I need a drink
Do you know how much 20 reais is?
I’ve been to the real place
Tablespoon of water
That's dwarf dialect
Raki - Skaven
Awesome, i plan to visit sometime
For now i am stuck in albania though
Hope you a swift recovery
Oh i know, my old alchoholic awakened for a moment
eugh .
I used to live 60 km away from Chornobyl

You been on a radiative region that is surrounded by giant concrete walls?
Thank you, i will need it

Nah they just covered the reactor
Give or take
Is just standard here, about 2-3 times per day
Cool
Not as much during the weekend, surprisingly
So you went inside the generator
Some people still live in Chornobyl (the town)
Yeah man you can go into the place
are u fr bro
My grandad worked there when it blew up
The soil is cooked for like 500
Look, I did my one clutch of the day on Warren. Don't expect much after.
That's how long yall will live
Russians made trenches there and died of radiation lmao
No fragg Sherlock
You did great, the last 3 was good fun anyway
Or well, "fun"
Want to know the life expectancy of a skaven?
At best 20 years
karien karien karien
Right, double twins.
Hmm radiation feels warm and fuzzy
I got my 1mil game. So I'm happy. :3
5 years ?
You did super great, good job ❤️
you know, it's funny how in space marine 1 titus does nothing else but kill a chaos space marine and all the daemons, and he gets sent to the deathwatch for suspected heresy, and then in darktide we are literally just normal humans getting corrupted and stuff by heretics and daemonic grimoires and stuff every day and no one cares
Thanks, Dad! ♥
Humans > transhumans
Are there new things in the store today?
na
Still not your dad ❤️
I don't wanna miss out getting the inquisition gear
10
It's still here
Come get
Yippie
50
it's like one minute right
Crocodile
maybe
Very wrong
Some sources said that their lifespan can go to 20 years
"Some sources"
You forgot that skavens live with each other
Go shave so you can look feminine
FOR ATOMA!
Well
Still
20 or 30 years
But skavens from grey seers actually can live up to 60+ years
Ur literally a rat
And?

This item was made because of you
zaddy chill
What item
So anyway our raki has a lot of time to spend
Skaven suck they are annoying af. Always 10 stacks of crap and summons more rats. I eliminate them fast everytime if possible.
Femboys are cool
That's why Lamia needs to shave
Oh hush, at least I'm glad i can see you longer anyway
Then why do you refuse in being one
Why do you got male gender symbols in your name
because it's manly
Then why don't you put it on your name
Are you a.... a... Non gender?!!1?1?1??1!
Cool
Cheese to meet you?
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/135 does this still work? hasnt been updated it says
Respond to me
i am goon
I don’t swing that way
?
There's also no option to call for help
Look at the way people with scoreboard mods act
i just like seeing my damage, scoreboard dosent cause issues, it didnt in vt2
Erm, you killed only 239 elites, while I killed 899

I do see a lot of green circle chasers in VT2
putting this back
i guess
since the topic resurfaced
Scoreboards are good yall just scared of doing poorly
Snoreboard
fatshark thinks you're a baby
I'm confident in my ability and don't need scoreboards to tell me so
Eeugh
Pardon for the late respond, i heard you haven't done the armour event. I will be helping some guy with the event tomorrow, maybe you can join us then?
Sometimes I think I'm doing great and the scoreboard shows someone better and I strive to do better next
oh wowozaaaa i did 1 gorillion dmgg wowoeiieieie
Is the armor good
If you like femboy, then why aren't you one
we are grown men playing a 40k game but me saying fuck you you didnt do anything this match that cuased us a loss is too much right?
I loooove scoreboard
I don’t swing that way
You haven't done it?
lie
I looooove clownin on bad playerz
No
Fills me w joy
Haven’t even checked it
Liking something =/= being that something
fun fact if u check scoreboard constantly in game u have a small pp
And whimsy
tomboy>gross twink femboys
Loosh is not that gross
everytime scoreboard talk comes in you can just tell how people would act if we had them implemented in the game
How do we always get back 2 the topic of femboyz in general

If your Ogryn Emote wheel doesn't look like this, dont talk to me
When does it ever leave
Armoured enemies explode into gas cloud upon kill, and they spawn a fuck ton
Not exactly "relaxing"
40k community is filled w them
But it is Darktide
its not avoidable
cause the fanbase is either meatheads or femboys
both be should be beaten 
Shrimply impawssible
youre one of them apparantly
Falsehoodz
People tend to talk about it alot here

Whoever toldeth u that playz u false
Its the rules man
@somber stream I’ll do the event tmrw
Meanz 2 trick u w nefarious intentionz
Great, same time
Poooo teto teto teto poooo teto teto teto
you speak silly
🥔
gooners 💔
I've never seen an issue with scoreboard in horde games
If ur doing shit people can tell without one,
and if they're bad they can cope that everyone else but them is bad regardless of stats
never change cica i love how you speak fluent cicatenese
for the 1 millionith time scoreboards arent the issue its certain players being annoying af and thinking the game is just number farming simulator
Zlume
also indeed good sir we must indulge in space dudes the second
When scoreboard talks comes up the main issue is "ppl will flame others for doing bad"
Hard siege mode then cica cyber?
ive been kinda teto pilled lately 😌
Which I have never seen and I've had some bad, bad days
honestly true
ive never seen anyone mention the leaderboard ingame but somehow it always happens to the people in this server .
that doesnt happen often but people flaunting their ego happens frequently
nobody likes someone with an ego in a fkn video game 
I have a wacky schedule rn, am volunteering at a play
huge
What are you doing today cyber then?
Then ill have a weird schedule
In an hour?
Ye at some point it makes you wonder
i get off work in 4 hours and have a nightreign session for new update and it might take like 1-2 hours
AAAEUUUUUGGGH
after that i will either fall asleep or be free
@ripe tangle

That's how you know it's bad
I'd have 2-3 hours to play. That's cutting it close for hard mode siege. But we can try
@rose pine come on in.
Badger vynth and I took about 2 hours to get to 20
yeah it takes forever
probably why everything after 20 is a meme
aint nobody doing more than a 2 hour session
@mild cobalt tomorrow at 3-4 PM CEST there will be a strike team of 3 waiting to do the event with thee, do tell me later if you can play around that time so i can organize alright?
Hi chat
Cute made-up numbers for the arbites
@fiery wave why are you eula staring me
Because
She likes to troll
She's been doing that with me too
For a past few days
She's torturing my phone like that
This woman

How
Karking gremlin
I get notifications when someone is reacting my messages

You intentionally want your "tolerance" card be reworked raki
@dry pebble
Come on
Its funni
Kark you
THIS IS THE WILL OF THE LEX
Hey everyone, new player here. How do i find matches for Havoc? Seems like no one uses the ingame party finder
depends on region
Either Vox LFG or region
south america gets none, NA gets few, Europe and Asia seem to get a lot
Asia has a lot of Havoc matches?
got it okay
there are a lot of people there
vermintide lobbies are half chinese
We are really sensitive folks
Are Havoc missions similar to Deep Dives in DRG (for those who have played DRG)
Yes-nt
Havoc is a higher level of difficulty than DRG can provide
Its just a normal mission with a a SHIT ton of debuff modifers
They need to give mcdonald's coupons as a havoc reward to entice the Americans
I have done a lot of deep dives, but for challenge requirement
About every number imaginable is changed against your favor
Like, to get perk points
Shame there's no more perks to obtain, i have unlocked all
BLYAD ADD MORE PERKS
Why is such a bitch to get me 53rd armor
They locked behind the most clusterfuck gamemode
Because
Us South Americans don't like Darktide
I think you only have to beat Havoc 40 once

Then why you play?
Because
Warhammer gets 0 advertising in SA I think
Because...
You can just do 1 havoc 25 mission and then grind out lower havocs for the rest
@dry pebble why do I play Darktide
pretty sure they just don't sell Warhammer products anywhere in South America
💅
Why buy stuff set in the grimdark universe when you live in it
So i can pretend I am a Arbites and keep the peace (break the homeless man's ankles bcz he didn't pray to the emperor 5134473626 times)
He was a heretic! I swear

Master of Mankind will be a judge, but i will not accuse you in anything until proven otherwise
The homeless man put a dead rat in his rashun
He tried sentencing that guy to like 8 years in prison for opening a cleaning robot and hiding in it during a shootout
And kolbasa
🔪
no, it was because he was Rob Schneider
Sweetie pies
I AM THE SEX
Wrong script
I AM THE WILL OF THE MASTER OF GACHIKIND
CRITICAL LACK OF BOOGIE
MANDATED EDICT
GET FUNKY
Yes Karien we getting quirky at night again
I know you see this
Give it back
It’s only 6pm you degenerates
The random gifs
Shut up beardie
Don’t make me get Cee on you
7, actually
Loosh
training to take down the narcostate
Loosh!
as am i
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. Gachi club's two blocks down
Not now
MANDATED EDITIC:
10 YEAR SENTENCING TO THE GOON MACHINE
Hi
Lewdy being lewd... Seems normal.
LOL
CET DROOLS BST RULES
How are you even seeing anything lewd here
Go kill Heretics instead
i feel like i lost a major plot development, why am i an adjective
Says a lot about you
Regardless you are both here
Greenskin fungus probably.
Everyone left, so no.
Actually will have to agree, Summer time is cringe
I literally got done taking a bath I'm cleansed and free of all sins for the moment
That's like, Scandi thing
Here

For emergency
Close, I am playing Darktide so I combo any robber with a giant sword

thats not how that works
Hope at least you will aim for decapitating
Telepathically sends you sin
Are you implying I can't aim

No, just to make it cooler
Don't degrade my religion heretic
Cutting the head makes them suffer less
The body may be clean but the filth of the soul remains
your religion is taking a bath while on chat?
So soapy
But also more bloodbath 
No thank you I do not consent
The body have more blood in the chest
Not in the head
And next
Neck
My soul will ascend while you all remain here
Guess i have played the wrong game with gore mechanics
There's only one religion and thats GOONANITY
wrong
Did you bottle the water?
But that's another universe
bro at max your soul will ascend to supermarket up the street
Speciffically in the lollipop section
-# Ты меня не контролируешь

Also Karien don't no at me you sussy baka
mayor
OH GOD I SAW A RAT
I will ascend close to my creator and his infinite pockets filled with lollipops
You can stay mad
We know you have rat God so whatever
Catch it and eat it!
IN THE GOOOOOOD EMPEROR'S NAME
Depends on the offer
I own no skirts
MANDATED EDICT: DESTROY THE RAT
lmao fun to know that your idea of heaven is having a lot of things to suck on
Lies
ffs why re 98% frames boring and dull
wish they made more presitgeous frames
Don't say that or we'll get only frame rewards for the next 20 events
Imagine
Dragons
Yes but
Cosmetics as reward for completing event
gib more frames medals and titles
I would kill more Heretics for a nice set
I'm breathing in chemicals
guttural breath
exhale
I thought it's "I wipe my brow and I slap my nuts"
Femboy
Who is the most famous Brazilian outside of football?
Brazil isn't a real place
Well at least not Bri'ish
then why am i inside your walls
When the days are cold and cards all fold
And the saints we see are all made of gold
What if you turn into a dragon
there are many, you just know the football ones, but its mostly internal history
WHEN FEEL MY HEAT LOOK INTO MY EYES
I don’t wanna nae nae you brother.. but if I don’t know them then they’re not most famous
ITS WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE ITS WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE
What are you smoking and can I have some?
Anyway offtopic but sm2 will have flamer in the next update
And my inner pyromaniac is pleased
the estrongen in your water commanding your brain to go after me
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