#general-chat
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Bro is drunker than me
dead body
Bro is just korean actually lmao
why eye move
Chaos
They’re in the walls
Infiltrator Vet has Night vision, i saw everything
Fatshark, if i do not get all cosmetics neuralinked into my account i will drive into the next preschool i see
and pick up your child! 
😆
of course

Welcome to the watchlist buddy
infiltrator vets loading into a match just to get ridiculed by every DT player under the sun
"...in Minecraft."
no not really
Lies, your vet has a beret!
Uhh, you have to know both zealots were already in rescue by that time.
Good
both zealots were blowing up barrels near the vet intentionally
he gets it
I pulled one out my ass and took a peek
If that commissary never gets Arbites gear im stealing Fatsharks Corpsestarch
zealot with hand behind back just soaking it in
building a toxic, gatekeeping community is what it's all about, i can already feel the warmth of love
You don't have exe stance so saw nothing!
People too weak these days
YES !!
People have something remotely close to a conscience these days
Overrated shit
Yell a few when the police are arresting you for driving into the preschool
Yessir right away sir
good.
😩
see you there!
This is weirdly sexual
Right
Marvel rivals player
true ..

#notmything
Rope yourself
Shit
We not doing thay
i blew up the car and took everyone down with me
Does the thing have private parts
Fucking giant evil cloud galactus
Me when Licht joins voice
Never said anything about the old FF movies
@elder stone you
it's sickening, have people learnt nothing from 40k
Pardon?
Me
tide with the rat geek?
Nah its easier to kill people with the moral high ground
Need to flex 110% of the time, to give good art-inspiration 
spread love and kindness

Nah
Eat rations and runts.
I'll spread hate and slurs
im waiting for uhhh licht, ogrynomissar, and bushman
i'm too stupid to understand what this means, death to the alien.
Just like mah Grandpa
Anything for you not to send me your client's comms again
ah. good luck out there
Least aggressive Arbiter enjoyer 
phone fucked up so instead of waking up at 7 I woke up at 7:55 and now Im so fried
we should all strive to not be like our ancestors once were :-)
Bonsoir
Aw come on, the Tauren wasn't that bad
That one wasn't
Tick tock.
I'll rather make em proud
Amelia says she completed H40 in just 15 minutes playtime
I guess the game really is too easy huh
LOOSH WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
A beginner can solo H40
I had an insecurity about being unrecognizable so I swapped back
that's the thing, the character, the thing
@round mica Ye on lad?
I don't recognize anyone anyways
right
I recognize you as purple now
or this one
it's either you get on in the next 30 seconds or I explode you
you're just like me, lost most of my consciousness years back
yours
Cause hes a good boy
I have extended a manic episode for over 4 consecutive years
oke
you don't have me added, I don't think
the amount of questionable usernames ive seen on arbites characters is kinda 
barely hanging on by a thread these days
but still here
kind of understandable considering this is a 40k game i guess.
edgy universe will attract a certain type of 13 year old
real
You mean, be forced into a clutch situation.
added to what
burn the tourists
or. well.
teenager.
But, don't you feel alive?
Yes. (Drawn by Licht)
funnily enough i've seen plenty of people here saying "my character named derek chauvin was deleted" and shit like this
does fs actually do this
i just name all characters anavar and call it a day
had to ask fatshark to unblacklist it
You mean dead inside.
guess steroids are not a good name
I hope so
the idea of having edgelords get their characters deleted with all their progress for having innappropriate names is really funny to me
Oh, I know. He gave you his funni stick.
If they arent on we can reschedule
Simply just showing the inner beauty of my Ogryn, reflected on the outside.
That's not how you put it
At least from what people tell! There was a DT youtuber that named his arbiter "FortyPercentCop" because the fact that 40% of police officers are responsible for domestic violence in the US and like his character was forcibly renamed
Should be around 8A.M over there right?
So i think theyre silently doing something
Mister E
the darktide launcher still says theres a summer sale
I see.
Hmmm, he's usually on around this time, if another 15 minutes goes by without anything, we postpone
Sure
I'm a Slaaneshi, what do you expect?
Nothing less
See.
And yet society labels me freaky
Yep. ;p
You shoulda known this by now.
I too, get strays sometimes
Cruel world
AAUGH
doiktoide
Bustin
Do you think?
But if you don't have it
Why are you thinking about the Thing's private parts
specifically knowing he's of male gender
I mean, rok
are you coming out?
Coming out?
Merely for science
Isnt he out already?
y e s
rokenston?
are you in call
fokarl
E
Strike Party 2 for anyone who wants to play Darktide with me
Strike Party 2 for anyone who wants to play Darktide with him
Strike Party 2 for anyone who wants to play Darktide with that guy
what's this? making fun of me?
guys Strike Party 2 for anyone who wants to play darktide this guy
i'm just saying dude, what
I need advice team!
just asking if there are interested players goddammit
And we're spreading the word, king
ill be there in 15
on what?
Deez nutz
no, ur being bitches
also did the slop shop refresh
Do you have Bushman on the line
or is that next week
no
Next week
fucking homosexuals
true
Woah!!! Them some salty words
no, he dislikes me
What rift formulated in the past month
Eat a giant bag of dicks why don't you
Do tag the guy, we need our 4th
Can't seems to find him
Look
@modest flume
@modest flume They are calling for you.
NOW HE APPEARED
licht is moaning out to you
I swear he does not pop up when i was trying to @ him
I'll pass, have to do stuff
It shall be POSTPONED by decree of the fourth we shall RESCHEDULE!
If you don't show, I'm stealing Licht in a hour to meme around with Spess buggy and Larken.
Hello Rewdy
WHAT
Can anyone carry me through havoc? I feel ready and skilled enough to attempt the climb and grind.
just do them
pot ketlle black
loosh out here on his villain arc
who broke your heart loosh
can a mod do a poll of what class people main? i am so curious to know what's the most and least common.
I woke up 35 MINUTES AGO!!!!!!
ONLY FOR IT TO BE POSTPONED!!!!!!
ITS LIKE I WOKE UP JUST TO GET BONED BY 50 DUDES AND THEN FORCED TO DO 15 HOURS OF MANUAL LABOR!!!!
What
i dont wanna ask what kind of replaceable
Popped back in at the right time.
The same Kind as Loosh is
lmao i had a folder with comic amounts of these rules
Much reeeeeeeeeeee lul.
Well there goes the plan, Loosh has people calling for him and i have a plan with you, do you wish to proceed?
I'm darking my tide
I dont even wanna know what plan you have with him
Lol. I need popcorn 🍿
We be darking our tides
sorry guys
Chimkin popcorn? Yes.
Like Toot said
You try being on at 08:33 after waking up at 7:55
Chat has never really been crazy, its all an act
Its all a dance for themselves
and theres no music
And popcorn shrimp too. Yeeeesssss.
dancing with no music is insane behavior
yeah exactly
give me 3 hours to eat breakfast
a normal model citizen here
Heh.
I will fucken
Who?
Yes, i understand. Have a hearty and lovely meal
Well, offer stands whenever spess buggy is free.
you know me
these wheels are so expencive, im tempted to make one myself.
I will be with you guys today
About 25 minutes. :3
-.-
Wat? It's correct, Licht, Spess buggy, you and me. See.
Or make the bots at least do the vet shout
i kind of appreciate bot printing ammo
but god they suck
Yeah. I got that. I may be late if it starts in the next 30.
absolutely, they dont even have fucking grenades or skills
When will you be free so we can plan?
Well, we talked like about an hour and 1/2 later. Ill see what I can do. If anything, don't wait for me.
you're right, im speedrunning
That was like an hour back though.
im speedrunning us
That is a sentence of losing embed perms in general
Boizoi did all of it just to monch the chip
borzois are magnificent and need to be protected at all costs
Well, we can just pub a game with a rando and then save the slot for you.
zenless zero enjoyer

I can play for 3 hours today
So whenever you're ready
Hello, when is the store refreshing ? Anybody know?
In a week
next week
next thursday
Spess buggy not home yet, I think.
alright thanks!
Yes i can wait, will draw in the mean time
this is for u. fat shark
can i be the rando and then dip when Larken comes
i can start drinking to imitate him
You a bottle down already?
You 2 should be friend
Oh lol we at same morningstar
you look lone 40k
ur the ogryn?
i was down 6 beers and a bottle of jager yesterday if that count
roblox shit belike
and by yesterday i mean like 6 hours ago
The thought of sefoni being there keeps me from going insane after 3 hours of testing and buildcrafting in the psykhanium
Decent pregame. Idk about the time frame but I guess.
You lot speed running life?
I'm speed ruining life
6 beer at once
Mate, here for a good time, not a long time.
bad for money
Life can be good, but it can be better
life is pain
If you think about it even harder, sefoni is the one actually creating the enemies and environment to allow your testing, she is like your partner 
just keep live
the same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg
if u strong
Ive had my time. If the alcohol beats me where others failed, so be it.
that’s depressing
enjoy life before dementia gets you
cheer up buddy
Get it down you Zulu warrior
I am so sleepy
Get it down you zulu chief
Greetings Obese shark afficiconado
Na, its how I live. One day at a time. :p
British making Fish n' Chips: Fish can be good, but it could be batter.
Sssshhhhhh. Let me have this. Im supposed to be the nice guy here.
i'm loyal to hadron
i'm not a hoe
I wonder if fish n chips is really Bri ish
sleep dog
Almost every culture has some sort of fried fish
well i didnt get approved so i dont think ill be taking ur spot Larken
Tikka Masala is technically of British origin. 
reddit would have a field day with this comment
curry?
Tikka masala from a jar?
Good thing I dont get on that trash.
Femboys have a fascism problem
Chicken tikka masala is actually our national dish
kr cant drug
The alright to femboy then finally trans pipeline is real
I am right
it's not a problem it's a feature
Edit: Holy cow 5000 likes! thank you all!
or drunk?
Some features are better left out
it’s not moms bimblebap and snookiepie?
What about meat pies
And mushy peas
You kids and your crazy positions
brits have some crazy names for the foods
spotted dick
MA’ TWO SAVALOYS PLEASE
Like smibbly bibbly on rye
british parliament read a dr seuss book and said “ you know the stuff we eat? “
@wary scarab come back Emperor send a sign that we shall play thougheter
British food bad meme is actually such a psyop
remember to scan your face for biometric data before you consume those chips so we know you are at least 18
I think I know why our patient is so...Rtarded
i’m sure it tastes fine, but let’s be honest, a lot of it looks pretty unappetizing
now british pub food looks gas
Im gonna use this from now on
What is with your obsession with black men, Bart?
antisemitism ? no ty
Our slop food is straight up slop lmao
you guys do cook up a breakfast
My mates from Nottingham said if there's 10 fish 'n chips resto in town, only 1 place will spare you from the toilet
It's a meme
American?
and
+1
😂 what a clown
i collect good meme
no antisemitism in chat
@fiery wave @somber stream Just need to pee and feed cat then I'm good to go.
Not judging, nw. Just inquiring with interest
Diarrhoea Gambling
we are friends not foes
Yeeeey
Beans on toast sounds like a ticket to the porcelain throne before you go to your job
#Bart4president
Cinema
if i was
Based on what?
i war china
based on himself
Open a resto, i'll fly over there every other weekend to support
Mmmm good morning saar
war on fatshark
this shit painfully unfunny
Rate my home made slop
you are just addicted to porn
war should stop
need to go into lovemaking phase to replenish population
looks like a piece of flesh from a crime scene
We're at 8 billion
Send all latinas to me please for the lovemaking
what do you expect from someone screeching about heresy every 10 seconds
but china throw toxic shit on our west ocean
Its my favorite tyranid cut
to many
and rob see food
8 billion is not enough
damn u china
@final herald
tuna can so expansive
Ready!

100
Oh brother this guy stinks
why would you ping me with the thing I read out loud 2 u already smh
it's always the people you most expect 💔
Planet can support 33billion ez
bomb north america
so
are you two reading chat and making jokes like those two muppet old guys
Noooooooooooo I live there
no but I mentioned that every time I look in here it's some BS
why are we live?
Destroy the western spies
we need the worker caste to meet demands for solar system colonisation, that is at least 20 billion people extra
Sending 5th dimensional demons to steal your loosh
To suffer
@orchid lynx 1 spot, would thee like to join us?
Force all neets, incels and catbous to forced labor
Hi, I recently have a proeblem where the mouse will move without touching the mouth pad
fuck
Like when I move the mouse so I don’t run out of mouth pad
i didnt want to born
Ill join u in like 15-20 minutes
The cross hair will move a bit even when it is not touching the pad
i am
It mess up my aim so much!
Im sure its the aimbot/aim assist all consoles have
Understood, fight well Commissar
Pretty sure your soul just goes to the warp
shit
Don't worry bout it
than
@fiery wave @somber stream I'll be like 30-40 so that works out fine.
reborn me as drawf
Long as you die fighting you'll be good
Align yourself with slaanesh its not too late
Rock and stone, brother
We can make you a servitor now
one oil oaf please
Youre right Bart
Average leagues of votann enjoyer
DRG would be better
this would be infinitely funnier if dwarf was captioned as weakest dwarven woman
say the line Bart
Get back to diving!
i want kms
So who's gonna try out battlefield 6?
dead game
You have much to live for bart, who will pull haz 5 missions
Don't be a leaf lover
yea
That's the spirit
Bart just needs to find a nice girl friend and have sex
In a darktide server?
put some money into the stock market
More likely to find a fent addict
Fent addict femboi
i just want live alone
Stock market aint so bad tbh
Yes bart embrace modern solitude
Sleep in a pod bart
Ponder your existence
defect to north korea
BF6 will be more modern corpo slop like most modern games
there's a lot of good modern games 
it does?
Come on thats easy
Ahem waiting
Lmao
from this year alone clair obscura and kingdome come deliverance 2
BF4 is the best one, everything after just got worse and worse tbh.
KCD2 was a downgrade imo icl. I enjoyed KCD much more, but still happy we got a sequel
Whats the next fat shark game

dunno.
valheim ash land
Morbtide
is fucking boring
Despite BF1 being sniper heaven gas spam
They can milk darktide and vermintide more
It was a lot of fun
sound nice
Dreadnought was annoying
Its called Shovel Knight 
Behemoth was hilarious
I think someone said the next fat fish game will use the garbage UE5 engine. I hope not, every game runs like shit in that engine.
we're talking about fatshark
Oh theyre not even working on a game for what we know
if the decision is stupid it's bound to happen
main character Sloppy Rob
Well ue5 is the future
Lagtide will be the next game if it uses UE5.
time to play some darktide for the first time in like a month
Stop that Tide
Grey knights are such mary sues
UE5, denuvo, framegen and monetization are some of my favorite things so far
darktide is already lagtide 
game has horrid optimization
Had to use nvidia to make the game work
Imagine that, but like 10x worse.
oh no need to imagine i can just play darktide
get rubberbanded into a dc every other game

You mean being impervious to the warp and having constant plot armor does not add up to 40K's many lore inconsistencies! Why, I never!
Cyberpunk style game but its in a hive city
Ey at least you get it 
@dry pebble hop on tide
Yeah I always skip on grey knights for this and other reasons
framegen aint even a bad tech
its devs not optimizing shit and making it mandatory
framgen when implmented right is literally just free perf
lossless scaling does it right
Personally there is nothing more i dislike than modern 40k. Introduction of primaris and primarchs popping up like pokemon is not my cup of tea
Cawl was on that good shi
Man likes his big women, respect
framegen would be good without the latency
Primaris is the reason I only indulge in 30k HH now
its so sluggish
So zased..... preach king
latency is not bad when its used properly aka when you can hit perfect 60fps with no dips at the very bare min without framegen or dlss 
instead people use frame gen to make a 30fps laggy game work
nuh uh
not gonna work
Primaris bad
Its as bad as when geroge lucas made the force a midiclorians thing
Ill be on later, my lord
This is fine
Imagine of they really are just flashlights but dont tell the guardsmen
Framegen looks like shit and gives lots of ghosting and latency problems even if you can get 60fps consistently.
Much prefer upscaling since it doesn't introduce latency and sometimes the image quality actually looks better since in some games the AA method is terrible.
Anyone else feel like gaming isnt as fun anymore
I can only play a game for about an hour before i get bored
it fun
but
so many have to care
Are we maturing
depends on the implmentation
its legit a case by case thing
Kind of, but that's just getting older, I think. Also depends what games you play.
Do you still get rewards if your game crashes at the end of a match? Because I have an extra transcendent las pistol and no idea where tf it came from
no
nah im having the time of my life 
just getting decay
billion games to play
good gateway from irl bullshit
you might just be experiencing a burnout
when i burnout i take a break
no lifed 10 billion single palyer games and felt like i need a break
Maybe its time to get a latina gf
There's many factors to it overall. Work life, routine, age and such. Personally, i always enjoyed gaming though, still do. My autism never stopped
If it's all games then maybe it's time to introduce other hobbies (Mine became cooking/baking, and going back to reading, and a little bit of sport but that's not cause I like it 💀)
I feel like the game market recently is reigned in because of gta 6
how so
Me knowing very well that it'll take more than just too much cybernetics to go insane

hard to release a game title and have it get traction when so much anticipation is coming from gta
idgaf about gta6
the closer the date the harder it gets imo
You never go insane, you just increase your connection to the omnissiah.
Cybernetics will probably come with ads in the future
They keep delaying games to get out of GTA6's way, but GTA6 keeps getting delayed, so everyone is getting trolled basically.
stuff is releasing left right and center tho
i dont think that's a concern cause GTA trancends gaming in popularity
Grounded 2
everyone knows
🗣️
I ain't never touching gta
ohmaghad, fifa 69 is coming out next year
they're delaying games cause the biggest plague that plagues modern games is inflated dev cycles and constantly rebooting projects
wtf
Is gta slang for women
bart exposed
holy crap ..... the same game as 10 years ago but with different names on the people.........
if u actually read report by people like jason schrier u will hate shareholders
with every fiber in your being 
they look very proud
Obviously, it's 40k.
ill get my news from others
2kshitty7
same
its just i dont know anyone else who does expose articles about dev fuck ups
Link it here
Sports videogames 😭 😭 😭
that's fair
i cannot fathom the mind of someone who spends money on fucking fifa loot boxes
maybe am just being paranoid cus I don't like the game prices going up
It's better to invest in crack
Here it is
Is $90 switch 2 games a real thing
Jack stauber in gen chat, holy peak
it might, if rockstar actually sell it for 100$ and rejects buy it en masse
Yes.
also warner bros is making a new live service game
gta 6 could cost 150$ and it will sell
this new event is not as bad as people make it out to be
if i can find a none paid version of the article
idk why tf is it paid only now
but if other devs read this as permission to raise their prices too it will not work
people shitting themselves at the price of switch 2 games then immediately buying it anyways is par for the course but im still very disappointed about it
console asses cant make play with pc
different people
greed
man's gotta eat ig
Those boat payments wont make themselves
switch 2 going to be on my pc in a few years anyway xdd
but basically the tldr is: shareholders pushed cyberpunk waaaaaaaaaaaay early
which resulted in the game releasing in a horid state and needing 3 years of fixes
now take this example and its every modern flop
yeah, it's also totally not the fault of CDPR remaking the game from scratch 10 times
hell even dorkshite was pushed too early
already mentioned projects getting scrabbed over and over tho
but still
What game is this
shareholders are ruthless
darktide 
also, the CP77 game that exists now is not even what they promised
Lel
barely an rpg
it changed directors lol
that was expected
not even w3 level of rpg
be valve, never gone public listed
the og vision was just not gonna happen
Is there even a point to grimoires
no
annoying your team with corruption maybe
tbf valve has released some slop in recent years
shit book belike
im just hoping they take their sweet ass time with cyberpunk 2

and release it when its actually ready
what was it, mobile dota?
Yeah, they should tell stockholders to STFU and wait, pretty simple solution tbh.
real bro
if you're homeless
just buy a house
duh
They start pulling out their investment by selling shares for cheap
Artifact, Deadlock
cardgame dota, chess dota, now they're working on 3rd person shooter dota
tbf cyberpunk 2 wont be coming out for like 5? more years and ill be over 30 by then and probably not give a fuck cause too busy
Deadlock has potential
i swear, this deadlock game is lamer than concord, but people are too brainwashed in the cult of valve\gaben
The game is still actively on development
Eater of children?
the games bleeding players people arent really shilling deadlock rn
I have zero interest in deadlock, looks boring
game also only accessible if a friend of yours sends a request to join
Atleast you are not league players
Right?
Deadlock has a pretty nice lore, world building and lot of the characters
the passage of time and the permanency of video game development make me feel weird to be honest
Let them, they're going to miss out on money because they have no patience. If they would be patient they'd make more money, morons.
rdr2 was released in 2018
do u feel old yet

witcher 3 is a decade old
Only good thing about league is the trash talking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son
Was this one I knew that I had seen it somewhere.
I would like another gamestop stock situation but on a scale so big it crashes the market
it's nice to not care too much about releases
I got to experience prime vt2\dt by ignoring them for years
xdd
same here
I deliberately ignored the Warhammer community and genre until dt and sm2 were within my purchase range
It's always better to let the chef master his dish first
With warhammer 40K itself it is downhill though
GW is unrecognizable compared to the 2000s
wasn't into warhammer until darktide came out
I'm none the wiser to it hehehehehehe
Fair
So you're telling me this emperor guy has 40,000 warhammers
yeah
Yes
he's cold like that
He's also metal as fuck, destroyed religion. (Kinda came back to bite him)
I don't believe it
There is no War hammer surprise
does anyone else feel like melee weapons should have more directional control like mordhau or mount and blade?
Hmm
no

Not the best but not the worst place to start either imo
might be a little too autistic tbh
hahaha
uh, no. that would be incredibly useless
Could hear that one

i keep saying i wanna properly get into warhammer but all i do is watch videos 
Could go with Ninja. No Income No Job/Assets if you really have to
not really, stab around bulwark shields, horizontal strikes line up heads, overheads to reach tall opponents heads
thats the only way to get into wh

Video games teach quite a lot of useful knowledge.
Like I got more knowledge on the Romans via Rome Total War then I ever did in the literal roman history class in school.
Pretty much
I mean 40k wise
that.. again.. would be useless
ongoing series with 1 billion books
it’s not hard to get around bulwark shields
You will waste 2 hours of your time to watch a video of just to learn the timeline of mankind
I mean yeah, 40k is a full fledged hobby that follows you till you die
ah lol. Impossible to learn everything 40k, too much stuff tbh.
stabbing around bulwarks would devoid them of their biggest purpose to be honest
yeah but both darktide and sm2 kinda expect u to have baseline knowledge
they dont really explain wtf is what and who tf is who
ill remain a tourist until i have time for this shit 
If you can at least learn the basics of what the different factions are about, that's usually enough for 40k.
FS explaining anything would be novel 
then you have people like me, who don’t care about the story and only da games

sm1 and sm2 dont tell you anything
they just throw u into the war 
Oh of course i mean to comprehend the universe better. A little reading is enough to understand the game, but not enough to comprehend the universe better
i played the campaigns with friends and they're always asking questions lmao
Dawn of war is da 🐐
for the longest time I had no idea what the death watch was supposed to be and why it was so bad that Titus was in it
and that's like
"Who are the blue people" "wtf is chaos" "who tf is emperror"
a very important plot in the campaign
yeah cause you're just thrown into it
Yeah DoW is a decent game to teach you 40k.
its a story for people in the know
@fiery wave @somber stream am on when free.
Sm2 made 80% of sm2 players think the Mk8 Errant power armor was "deathwatch armor" and it was really hard to explain otherwise
rogue trader is a great entry point 
yes 
done with weapons!!!!!!!!!!
how to handle shit book
hard to get into if you're not into crpg yapping sims
Doing 1 match with Zek, will tell you once done
Kind of like how people call Krieger uniforms German, but they're actually more similar to French uniforms.
Fire. Looks like something i'd play 8 beers in
take your time
thx boss 
i’m on btw, just played a match
Or how "Muh shovel krieg" is a complete misconception
Yeah.
Using a shovel as a weapon in 40k will send you to the god emperor in seconds
Darktide teaches one otherwise though 
dude holy shit I met the most insufferable dweebs in a game once because of this
me and my friend were on krieg fits and these two randoms also happen to have it on
we point it out like " hell yeah for krieg guys "
and the ogryn random goes " let's all larp as nazis "
fucking degenerate taste and desecration the lore of krieg. I tried telling bro the coats are French and the masks are British but he just said " ehhhmmm planet is named krieg, that's German, doesn't pass the smell test "
Just a little hours
80 little hours
Void Shadows dlc should be another 15
what in the fuck is a smell test
fuck if I know
Krieg isn’t even ww2 lmfao
also Sex Imperialis
Sounds like he was baiting you 



