#general-chat
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True
I have been on a manic episode for 4 years I don't think it's an episode anymore
Its a manic series


Yo the vore brothers!!
hey morb
I LOVE JOYTOY
m o r b
@gilded socket nah get back in here you can't just drop unicorn quotes and dip
i just loaded into a game
Wasn’t me
and it’s a bunch of new dudes
Yeah it was
Does he know
Me & Morb
Vore them all
you firsdt

bf was texting nonstop while i was playing darktide and i quit the match to check and see if something was wrong and he was just complaining about the rain
what the FUCK
Is bf @orchid skiff
no rewdy's my husband
I see
are these people here for real
smh
i bet my power is gonna go out and then i'll have nothing to do and then i'll DIE
no
Cant argue that
read it as footproof and now I might rope myself
im so tired
I know what you are
i decided to be normal today
False
you guys are freaks
I sit 3 feet away from my computer
I dont see difference between t and l
where's the 3rd one come from
the one inbetween my legs
They way
@final herald you will go to candy mountain
i left the game because they were just executing civi’s
@final herald you will go get the magical leopluradons
Wtf bro thats just trolling
you are above 25 years old
🗿
Even worse actually
all filmcow fans are
M*ner
moner?
i don’t mind playing with new players because i was once that guy
you mispelled money loosh

stoopid
You are illiterate
but there is a certain level of merit expected when you play a game like RoN
I am not
Show proof then
Absolutely and its a basic to not deliberately execute civs
Wait I’m illiterate

I’m gonna rope myself
Self shibari
rope to whip
this storm is crazy
Gay
And you’re a degenerate so what of it
Just got headshoted by my teamm8 and now I’m watching let’s play
Takes one to know one
fellas is it gay to be gay
Real shit
Not really
Projection
Very
Stupid shi I’m try to get a-s ranks
Deflection
Isnt working if it is
I know what you are and what you’ve done
May the deities have mercy
Ok
What was that you read
dw abt it
Fucking stupid
Alr
Tell the class
I double down
Little wonder
Ok little man
Jokes on you, Im only half gay
Fa
ti
2023

Cheesy jalapeño poppers
Hi
May you que with solid party members.
Hi
True solo or int
Huh
Blindfolded too
And cant use the hands
Good teammate here
U wanna play?
Get a room
Im Eu tho
I play with two other blokes when I do play, so we get a fourth random. Sometimes they are great. Sometimes they die five times.
Current situation
The good thing is that you and your friends can carry
True true
Talking bout being a good teammate but touching grass
Who said I’m on the grass
Get it right you get $6
How
1.3 nothing cycle
my best performing tiktok (no hateful/negative comments please!! i know i wear glasses!! >.<)
Im done
I feel you
I used to have a r32 4 door* non turbo
Well, I got one in RL
Ya that's what I meant

Woof
I had a 25 DE manual
is NA East ok
sup doode
Whatsup doode
Can i get a hundred dick and two sweet teas
No. Have 100 monkeys instead
You would buy an import
I slap the shit outta a terf
Good for you
True…
I love my milf camry
I've lost 4 games back to back and its making me feel like this rn
Aw wtf my gif failed
I lost 3 siege ranked games in a row
I didnt buy a car when I was 16, I saved up and finally bought what I wanted last year 
No job
My first car was a Toyota corolla 
I drive the most goated vehicle ever
Discord e kitten right there
2013 Acura TL 
I drive a manual 2008 Toyota FJ
114k miles surprisingly
Iv owned a 4 door r33 , r32 and had a twin turbo gtb suburu which was actually a pos never buy a gtb
How do you spawn in trials using the creture spawning mod
My camry going on 30 and aged like fine wine
Aye nice
If I feel silly I’ll buy a WRX STi
the thing with suburus is they either are crack pipe cars or missiles there's no in-between
It depends how much you put into them
The problem for me is the engines all backwards so it's impossible to do any work on them yourself without having the remove EVERYTHUNG
Either toyotas age like Japanese women or they age like American hillbillies
Reliable as heck
Suburu re design your box engine please and thank you
i wish there was an option to opt out of campaign modifiers
I kinda want a golf or a Suzuki swift lately
Something small and quick
Swifts w the turbos are actually pretty crazy
They can move allright
And if the night is burning I will cover my eyes
Ive been tempted to see how bad i can Frankenstein my FJ
I hate how people overprice the gt4
Nooooo don't do it 😭
What the fuck do you mean I gotta pay 25k for a 1994 with 60k miles on it
Ive already got 28k into it
MAXIMUM 12k
The thing about gt4s too is they always have something go wrong smh
My freind had the older 4 door one exact color w a vtec he spent 20k on it which is such a steal
Might have been the civic if I'm mistaken tho
love a good rally car
Nah it was the rsx
call me old school but i'd like a datsun
God I wish, sadly it’s FWD
Fwd can rally better actually
If I can’t find one I’ll buy an STi
True but can’t drift as well
Ive drifted my FJ, anything is possible 
Does anyone remember when rally had no rules
Lancia was on some fucking crack cocaine
So many deaths tho smh
The Lancia Delta S4 had a 0-60 of 2.3 seconds on gravel
The Bugatti Chiron is like 2.2 on normal good roads
What did they feed their engineers
Someone made a Mazda rx7 group b rally car that thing was crazy
I'm not sure if they swapped the rotary out tho
wasn’t it also extremely light
like most rally cars
Yeah 900kg
bc they gut those fucks out
bugatti’s from what i’ve seen on youtube drive like really flat boats
It’s Called the EV037
Pulsar had some really nice group b cars , actually made all my freinds buy pulsars
super wide and short
My favorite Evo is the baby Evo 🥰
Gsr such a good car
yum
Mini pancake
Is that Kojima
Kojima really did that
😱
Hello my Brethren,
Would you like to play Vermin?
Battle Wizzard Banned.
Dog toy story 4 made me so sad 

Still belting out toy stories but there hasn't been a good Army Men game since I was a kid.
I liked the first one, if I shut off certain parts of my brain and view it purely as art
Good morning Cee
Something is wrong here, i can feel it

Does anyone here use the Zip It mod?
If you like zootopia play sapphire safari.
How does one lose one’s shit? Sphincter failure?
I liked the buzz lightyear movie.
Even though almost seeing two women kiss made a bunch of grown men wet themselves and cry.
that took me back, when i played army men 2
i rmember failing and cuts to the sarge torture scene mind melding with a gorilla
What
I played the first janky RTS one, and another one for the N64 I think that was a 3rd person shooter
Wanna talk about this
Disney is too “Disney” these day for me. Was leaning toward Dreamworks, then the newest Shrek trailer dropped
YOU CAN'T BE THE HERO WOODY
They butchered my goat
They named a character after me and it’s been all down hill
Before it even started
What is there to talk about
Judy Hopps getting boned
Another slop is on its way, is all i can say
It was so annoying cause people get making the same joke
I haven’t watch Coco yet
Its a good movie
Oh wait nvm i idid
Did you like it
It was decent, but is a classic “misunderstood oddball” troupe
Music was fire though
Yeah its a major crutch trope thats overused
But yeah its like phyisically impossible for someone from latam to not cry watching the end scene
So i like it
I loved coco
Nothing so far has topped Puss in Boots for me, that giant fighting sequence? Pure hype, got the entire cinema cheering
I don’t like how Disney has the same formula
Puss in boots was fire
The whole day of the dead was so cool
I liked the spiderverse movies
Can’t help it since they represent your culture, i feel that
Can’t wait for the third one
Tangled is alr its funny
I do 
Love my princess movies 
My favourite disney princess
Y’all watch spiderverse
Yeah it rlly good
Why it got tits
Why not
Jerry is actually a woman
What about the animated tmnt movie
Mulan (prediction
OG mulan was good
Those are man boobs
That was good but the animation was so janky
I think it was the style
She isn’t a princess but i like her nontheless
Og Mulan is my favorite Princess movie
Danny devito
Penelope
Did you guys watch the new fantastic 4
I think the guy tryna sleep w Mulan must have thought she was a boy lmao
For sure
He was into it

No
All I know about it is that it got 3 new characters introduced to marvel strike force, didn't even know there was a 5th fantastic four member
Takes a man to be the perfect woman
Also i heard its a good animation but the story kinda lame
Hence, tomboy supremacy
I think you just want to be dommed by a woman
Clearly
morbius the greatest
How about a woman that can fend off a horde by my side 
The beast has been awoken!!
How about a woman that can fend you off
I would be a great zombie apocalypse survivor tbh
I know tech
I'd die straight away
You get that but she's forced to have the worst female haircut from darktide
Do something dumb like open a packet of chips and get eaten
As a brit I am offended by this
Is okay, hair grows
It’s permanent
Not in darktide it doesnt
Is okay, she can shave
How bout a packet o crisps then lad
Bald woman
Much better 
Love the woman for her soul, not her appearance 
Put me into any zombie series I’ll survive
Nah mate, you only get half n half
Then why were you advocating for tomboys 
Looking pretty ain’t gonna help you when 20+ crushers aiming for your balls
Woman ? Pfft I'd have to go outside for that
someone mentioned tomboys?
i mean i can name 2 off the top of my head everyone cant survive
If youre going to die you may as well die looking good
Hi John Tomboy here
Which are
L4d and l4d2
sus tomboy with bulge
Zootopia
The flood and clickers
I’ll survive left for dead
If it's a clicker infection we are all cooked
I played the bideo games
Let me ring up John Spartan
Yeah, the video games have you as someone who is immune to it
Just be quiet
Even cheif couldn't beat the flood
I am coach

Do you have the anti green flu gene
Cheif was terrified of the flood
wildfire virus, everyone is infected. DBD virus depending on the game, you are practically guaranteed infection
I'd rather a clicker infestion then the flood being real
fr
Flood are way worse for getting infected
Atleast the clickers can't change time and space
Nah, I’d live
There's an easy way to deal with the flood
Evaporate it
Naw once the flood gets a hivemind it's over
literally not possible, you turn eventually 
Majority of people wouldnt
Yeah literally the only way to survive that is if you aren't in harran or youre good at parkour
Question
Not unless I die by explosion
I’m good at parkour 
can still turn
Even then if a bird on construction equipment decides to launch a nuke or whatever kyle crane does at the end of the following
Would you rather be in a left for dead style zombie apocalypse or a resident evil one?
The floods like the most op infection in all of media
wildfire anyways

Left for dead
Left for dead
At least then I'll be dead
Resident evil is freaky and not the sexual kind
If i already bought the imperial edition upgrade but didn’t buy the whole game (darktide free for xbox live) do i still get the aquailas from the imperial edition if i were to basically buy it again?

It depends how far on the timeline in re we are
Considering you dont own the game
Yes you'd get the aquilas
no, thats not how it works
I play it free on live
Atleast to code veronica or 4/5
Yeah
You don't own it tho
Resident evil, normal Zs can't run for shit
you own the dlc
I already got aquilas from buying the upgrade but not the full game
you cant get it twice, youll just pay more
Oh lmao you won't get the aquilas then
Ah
If you turned up when the virus had mutated and run rampant it would be over
why would that logic work 
It aint the regular zombies you gotta worry about with resident evil

Holy shit
BOWs are rare and can be taken down with sufficient firepower
Ah yes
We've seen how Mr.Xs get taken down with a single rocket
Worry about the fucker who's 12 foot and not the copper with a rocket launcher that can fire infinite rockets
Ammo is so rare in re too so its not like we really get the chance to actually fight them
Bruh, i was thinking more so the cerberus units
Why the fuck does leon have an infinite rocket launcher
There are so many pet dogs and strays fucking everywhere
Actually if youre in the RE universe just hope youre not on pyrocynicals hard drive because by god you won't be escaping the zombies
Would you guys rather live in STALKER 2 or METRO
metro is fucked, stalker
stalker
If your In re and your not in a umbrella facility its probably over for ya
For emotional support
As someone who's played neither and going off of what everyone else has said
Metro
Yeah but you gotta remember the gravity wells
Stalker hard
Stalker 2 is Chornobyl on crack
Metro is all of Russia in eternal winter covered in radiation
have fun with the bear dogs
Metro is bad because of supernatural shit and irradiated mutated animals, not the same as a zombie apocalypse
Unless i get my own Anya or whatever her name was, Metro
I'm pretty sure Russia has those anyway
WHY THE FUCK IS ARMA REFORGER STILL EXPENSIVE
Anya was pretty hot
Nice
So just post apocalyptic england
I’d probably live in stalker cause it’s badass
Are the weapons in metro as useless as the stalker guns?
Wait no i'm pretty sure she isn't Anya
Anna!
Both are Ukrainian made slavjank, of course ammo is useless
But in metro it’s worse
You have to craft your ammo
Oh jeez
And you barely get any resources
and black ops 1 is still $60 on pc, youll live
Good thing I'm known for my steady hand and trigger discipline
Yup
Mhmm
Totally
It’s not just beardogs too
It’s mutants
Giant lobsters
Bus sized catfish
And just russians

America survived
I want arma but im dropping gas prices on it
I am the lobster who speaks for the sea
if gas is a issue i wouldnt consider buying anything other than food
Just play F4s far harbour if you want giant lobsters inside a bus
those are shrimp iirc
They are but I like the name lobster more
Wait i can buy 1,700 robux
Meh it's alright compared to fallout 76
I remever getting it when it came out , then finishing it in 3 days..
Or predator: hunting grounds
They hyped me up so much
76 aint too bad, i put 8k hours in it
Thinking it was gonna be like nv
I'm going to be honest
I'm not taking advice from a masochist about how to enjoy suffering
Slavjank is the best
I been meaning too
Fallout 76 has a fucking horrible grind
These are like every 18-28 year old Slavic women
its going to get worse
Specifically urban Slavic women
they massacred my boy
eh, which
You can't even lock individual stars
I know, dated one
Legendary
Right
dude
Didn't they remove the door welder?
But Serbians are more like clones
Bro no game looks good to buy
you can literally craft and add any legendary effect to anything
much, much worse
Ehhh idk, didn't buy. I can tell it's going to be ass from the trailer alone
The metro series

Wait did they finally let you pick which legendaries you can add to weapons now?
Awful
over a year ago
I said looks good to buy
Shit when did that happen
My favorite games of all time is project zomboid and kenshi
over a year ago
I honestly felt panik and the sense of urgency to rush and save Anna in that one bunker mission, really well made characters
After December 2023?
would you rather live in project zomboid or kenshi (the answer is obvious)
What is good in project zomboid (I have never played and lowkey have been interested in a while)
Hitting your mates with a car
I LOVE slavjank
Great stories
oh nvm, a year ago
Be a slave w no limbs or get eaten by a zombie
this is a hard choice
OK so after I stopped playing thank fuck
It's cool it's basically the Sims but zombie survival
What’s easy red 2?
I might actually have a reason to get back into it
That’s tuff
It has heaps of awesome systems in it too
Its much more elaborate too
Have you guys played division 2
never
You should
zomboid is a find a running car sim and drive over a horde to get the shit you spent a year getting back
and then die to one zombie
If I don’t look like this when I deploy I ion fighting
I once cut myself on a broken window and bleed out 
ill be real tho, i havent played terraria in years and i wanna try calamity
I'll always remember having a cracked mask at the final mission of 2033 and dying from lack of air trying to find a mask after the convoy gets attacked
Woke up to zombies eating me alive 
I love how bad the resources are spread out
It's the little things that catch you off-guard, same applied for real life as well
Atleast they fixed that shit in the sequels
i want to

looks so good
It did a little
Super fun
Ambiguous amphibian on YouTube makes really great zomboid videos
Recommend 10000% play pacific drive
i just want zomboid in a multiplayer state again
That did look Hella cool
Having server survivor groups fighting each other
Building basses and raiding
You maintain your car, you start it like a real car, have to put it in park, modify it, drive timed escapes, experience anomalies
So much fun
Also carrion is good
I'm eagerly waiting for Death Stranding 2 to be on PC next year
I want to have an epic guitar fight while being naked
theres a game kinda like Pacific Drive but its with a bike thats being developed
i completely forgot the name
I'm still playing odd world abes odyssey lol
What’s death stranding about
Paul
I wanna play it sometime
Feet
FedEx simulation
Don’t got a foot fetish
Get director's cut for 1st game
Post Apocalyptic Courier Service
And there’s also
Hail to the Rainbow
And ARC Raiders
And uhh Falling Frontier

Waiting
That game looks so good
Basically paper, please with a big fucking cannon
I loved papers please
The awkward German acting is onpoint as well
Whats w German names for things being so long 
It’s normal in real languages.
look up windshield wiper
You just stack words together
It's Hella cool I'm ngl 
Let me explain:
Planetarydefensecannoncommander
Slavic languages do this too sometimes
i want to opperate machinery!
It's like there games workshop names are ridiculously funny sometimes
theres also Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz
Now I imagine an anti-air game titled “протиповітрянооборонний”
Literally “related to air defense”
lmao so descriptive
PVKK: Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant?
I love Cyrillic
i hope he loves you back
Best script
Is that what it's called?
My dumb ass nearly said acrylic
Impossible for me to understand English
i always find it funny that mongolia uses cyrillic
Because in Slavic languages there aren’t really any sentence structures
Mongolians are cool
Mongolian Farmer with AK47 and Snow Leopard pet
I have to ask a general question, what the f is going on? why is no one playing the new event? and the few who are???
are Terrible!!! at the game!!! and die to very basic s***, I just had a teammate and only him because the other two were bots because no one joined throughout the entire mission.
He died to a Crusher because he was just shooting his Recon Lasgun and just slowly walking backwards!!???!?!?!? not dodging, not switching to melee, just continuously shooting right in front of me because I walked towards him to help.
what is actually going on?
by the way we lost the mission right at the end because I ended up having a dog on me and the AI teammates did not help because they were on him and he also didn't try to help and then eventually he got down and for some reason the AI did not try to revive him so we just lost
shooting my planetenverteidigungskanonen
Me and garut yesterday pretty much duod a dam rotten armour man that was rough
reasonable crashout
you people are such a school clique
Because most have already completed the event
To be fair, it's not exactly an easy mode
You'll need a coordinated team to pull through
it's got enough special trains to rival h40
or play on the easiest difficulty
we did alright, though we were down to 2 bots
lmao i heard the tales of your session
we got a sadist right here
You mean masochist
You carried brother 🫡
Can confirm 350 specials is crazy for a 36 min match
you are right, thank you
so knowledgeable about the subject
so experienced
What is the logic for 30 minute mission rotations and quickplay failing to fill in for bots
gonna play again later in auric i guess when im free
people doing event don't quickplay so they dont' get accidentally filled into normal mission
you did good yourself
I may be down to try again ill have to warm up first tho
which makes it that if your mission gets out of rotation you are shit out of luck for fills
loosh dog
yeah it is actually pretty hard, these new enemy types hit harder and take more hits the cloud thing is not too big of an issue? in my opinion.
but yeah it's a little bit harder and because of that I have started playing on really low difficulty because when I play my usual difficulty Damnation we usually die at the beginning because I'm playing with randoms
I drew the dog btw
Myy tip for rotten arnour is arbite maul and btl
BY THE EMPEROR THIS ARBITRATOR LOOKS ODD
Take carapace and infested
my tip for coughing baby is hydrogen bomb
@mild cobalt it's an issue alright
i just find melee is easier to kill rotten armor than gun
My number one death RN is "big cloud hiding crusher overhead"
but has people seriously just stopped playing this new event because they have already done it? how can they already have done it??? I tried for 5 days to do it and just end up giving up because not enough people play when I play
karsolas pickaxe my beloved
Which is normally an issue with rumbler ogryns
Is arbites worth the 11.99
Oh the karsola would DESTORY
what difficulty were you playing it on?
It's challenging even in Uprising tbh, the damage register just doesn't add up, 4 pokes from a DS doesn't take down a crusher lmao. But hey, the frame is ass so at least you won't be missing out on anything major
it does its fucking great
you can try switching to the next low ping region
@spare ether it depends, how much would you appraise top DPS and minimal damage taken for
I can imagine holy heck why did I not think of this
You can attempt to annoy people to form a squad with you, players in General here is quite competent. I got it done after 3 days
And i dont play much
well first I was doing it on damnation then I moved down to Heresy which had a few more players but we still all died so eventually I said you know what I'm just gonna play super low difficulty and just get the event done so now I'm down on Malice
I just care about how fun it is to play more than stats
go mine that carapace king ⛏️
Arbites is basically tacax on steroids
yeah well if you go too low there's no one queue'ing there
it's not that people finished and no one is doing event anymore
MY CAT IS STUCK IN MY DRESSER
I don't care about the frame I care about the resources because I'm really low and have always been really low because I'm trying to get every weapon on every character to maximum in blessings and power
My job is done
He can’t get out😭
I might be able to offer assistance, but not today
Maybe tomorrow (EU's tomorrow)
He’ll poop on your underwear
Got him out
You say that like its a bad thing
cat poop coffee are expensive
yeah that's what I think essentially the only people I think I have seen I have been lucky to see in that difficulty is new players who don't know what they're doing or the few stragglers like me who have just given up and want to get the event done
Was the silly guy standing up so you couldn't open rhe drawer for him
Yes
sure? if you remember you can ping me tomorrow
I usually play at
3-4PM CEST
Cats are funny man
Should have a few willing to assist as well
Im open tomorrow, are we still doing the OG squad or no?
My one used to climb up onto the roof then meow for ages like he's stuck you'd get the ladder eventually get to him and he's jump on the tree near the house and get down
We're doing OG today (mine today, yours tomorrow)
Alright
Timezone is crazy
I mean I could look for a group to play with? but I like listening to podcasts and music as I'm playing and can't really do that in a voice call
Why can’t earth be like 5x smaller
make it flat
that would be a shitshow
same timezone for everyone
and hollow lets fucking gooooo
Tell it to slow down ez
You don't have to, but listening to us will give you a good idea what kind of threat and which direction to expect. We can also do lower diff to avoid... 'complications'
thanks for watching!!
all credits for smiling friends go to Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack !! :)))
tags! (ignore these ahaha)
#smilingfriends #animation #cartoon #adultswim
This has no business being this funny
i'm going to murder you and everyone you love
thats more like it
the people in the background of the clip when the singer is saying about how he does drugs and has sex
you madman, listening to things with the amount of specials crawling out of every hole for this event 😂
theyre after that reject toe jam
It's more like "Fuck wits, coming from front"
"A horde of shit stains coming from the rear"
of course the shit stains would come from the rear
It's the trapper that's in the Congo line that gets ya
the armoured are fine so long as you have some sort of armor pen in the team, if you don't you goofed
Then instant death from being hit by 4 crushers lol
well-spaced burster spam, now thats the real deal
Ooo yea
I fended off an army of them with a knife and some Krak i shit you not
But 1 (one) single trapper managed to get me behind a very narrow door, effectively ended the run
when someone rushes forward and spawns a Beast of Nurgle during a rot armor wave 😭
Sometimes the boss is the least of the worry in those situations
the net phases through all that muck
I already have a good idea of how to play, for example right now with my Arbitrator I have just been using the revolver and shield and mace and shield mostly and with this combo I have almost taken no damage in A entire run because I can just block infinitely anything I want
the reason my last mission ended was because I switched to a different subclass without my dog to change things up, which was a terrible mistake...
because I died to a pox hound and my dog would have saved me
its a fun event
Way more than inferno
i wish maulers got rot armored forever
YEP inferno sucked
Be careful what you wish for, these kind of event is to experiment for future Havoc mods
rotten boss armor
Sure thing then, see ya tomorrow
well i have to go now, gn guys
Gn cee! Have a good one freind
Goodnight, sweet prince
i was feeling PECKISH
Have you tried eating?

why are people so allergic to picking up the darn scriptures
my brother in the god emperor, I have a contract to do and doing it 1 at a time doing malices makes me want to malice my brainstem all over the wall
I had like 3 rounds in a row of damnation where people just refused to pick up any of the resources or even ammo or anything like that
like I understand the "hehe w key swing swing" brain but dear god
i got a group of 3 arbies that all refused to pick it up, and got mad salty when i hard stoped the mission by sitting there and pinging it instead of progressing
fr dude
stopped*
like damn I just wanted you to do the bare minimum sorry
or people who get super pressed about you picking up mats
like
sorry im apparently ruining your world record speedrun Sh!ddAzz99 but I have 4 diamondine and a purple flamer
Because that take a potential slot they could use for ammo/medpack. You can't really expect rando to cooperate with scriptures/grimmoires
Maybe frens
I usually pick em up if someones contract has that cause ive nothing better to do so why not
that is fair but if they're not carrying anything else then why not take it?
I'm about to go lift heavy weight to make my brain feel better in the gym, but after I get back I might see what the LFG on here is like
Depends on the player i suppose, if they feel cooperate enough to do so
fair
gl
never really dabbled in it, and none of my frens play darktide, except my husband, who doesnt wanna play rn lmao
may the emperor allow your gains to be great
Make some here
make him 
he will serve the emperor or risk a mandated edict of mauling
Mandated edict: Cook your own food

spider crawled on me while playing, he got a show before his execution
mandated edict: pp bonk
I got a spider in the big corner in my kitchen, but he keeps my kitchen fly free, and I've even fed him a few, got one next to the door too. me and the spiders around my house are homies
this was a yellow sac spider, it doesnt deserve to live
8 am wayyyy to afraid of spiders lol
you touch a web and they bite you at night
they remind me too much of the xenos
I used to be, than I was in the army
I'm just a pussy lmfao
Wtf bite them back
crunchy protein snack late at night
oh no I member once
I was cold
they was cold
I was to cold to kill it
we snuggled
I was no longer afraid of spiders
Ape together strong, Ogryn together stronger
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ChAfC5OiwQ
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there was a very faint light in my room and I could very vaguely make our this fucking huge spider literally maybe an inch from my face when I was about 10 and I have not shrieked at such a volume since lmfao
like when I say I launched myself out of bed to hit the ligh switch lmao
do you have any other game experience other than darktide?
It's not easy, but it's not exactly hard as well. Once you've learned the mechanics and have proper respond methods, it's a breeze
Also good teamate helps
yea
also yea
because shitty teammates are just gonna cause a drag
well then if you've got no other experience other than just darktide alone then yea it's gonna be a bit difficult
Well, guess I'm back to being sad about the lack of ability to disable specific voice lines because the only solution that existed now doesn't work.
you're gonna need to keep playing and keep practicing and eventually you'll start getting to the point that the game will begin to feel easy for you
and from there you can keep developing your skills further and just keep going
Only easy if you put alot of time in learning how everything works. After 2k hours I can say the game is easy but for those that havent put that time in of course it hard
what was the solution?
The Zip It mod.
yea
I only have maybe 200 hours so far and I know quite a few of the mechanics but holy shit I am so far from knowing most or all of it lol
ah
sadge
Just gotta keep at it and always have trappers and dogs at the top of your kill list cause if anything ends a run it's gonna be those
oh definitely
my most hated part of mortis trials is when like fucking 15 trappers and 20 toddler seeking ballistic mutts come to eat my entire existence through my intestines
You had the wave yet where its dogs, flamers and tox flamers?
That shit is cancer
oh hes
and by the emperors nuts I hate it
the only benefit is that the regular flames might just knock the hounds off of yoj
other then that I'm getting spitroasted like a fucking pig lmfao
and usually if I'm zealot I just respond with my own flames
Me chillin after a particularly rough maelstrom mission
I havent been playing darktide as much lately, not since that new story rework, i been sucking terribly on auric now
I dont know why
The bad news is i want a box of minis that i cant afford and its making me sad
Its wild
but my favourite darktide moments are when my Spotify playlist matches perfectly with the game and it feels as if the emperor himself possesses you for a few moments as you annihilate the heretics
that's fair
Its making me cry ngl
Hey guys
they need minifigs
yello
for a solid second there I thought your pfp was Elon musk-
Standard Oil is a menace what have you all done
you whag
Theyre so little and so fucking cute
No. I’m Nathan Adler the horrible murder of baby blue grace in Oxford town who was 14 years of age
heresy, these brain worms are a brain eating parasite manifested by nurgle
For the Emperor tho
Just gotta get into the groove again
report to a medicae servitor at once or face judgement via cyber mastiff
dude it is 5 am


