#general-chat
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not enough actually
Farming the convict role out here
How Shock maul users be feeling
when you grow up you will be able to
Images to share
"One of my fists is hanging from my arm."
Got the Arbites DLC
Relatable
"You know how us humans express praise by clapping our hands?"
"I am aware."
"That- is hilarious"
you are unable to level anyone without getting bored
They have sealed, Their, FATE
Used the rest of my funds to get the aquilas for the augmetics pack
Also how does the shop work?
Nah, I just leveled them equally
Does it cycle?
I guess so? I've only been playing for like a month so I'm not 100% sure
it cycles every 2 weeks
2 WEEKS?
Commodore Vestures yes
yes
If i were a spacemarine i would have become a Dreadnaught by then
Oh the humanity
sometimes 2 weeks and a few days if there is a big event dropping
My man really wants to post that gif
But yeah, I do my character levels in increments of 10
at this point it better be good
It's funny
Or as rogal dorn would say
"That... is hilarious."
I gonna keep quoting
Have you completed your application form?
Took me 4 how you get it so quick
Right place right time I guess
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
- Sly Marbo
What now?
How do we tell them chat
For the red name the application form
wait where are you from ? if you're british you need to show ID right ?
Cooked then
Damn the freak is here
Of course you have that saved
Time for me to go
Lord have mercy what is that profile
This is what I imagine you look like
I look nothing like that
proof?
I like one of the ogryn voices in the game
I'm no expert but bri'sh
The one who sounds russian
having darktide alternate between graphics cards is gonna tank performance right?
Very fitting
My facial hair 
Ushanka for Ogryn when
Already exists
Collect my motion 🗣️
I think you missed it
I NEED IT
The heresy is beginning
I made an Ogryn named "Dmitri" and i unkowingly mispelt it
Hello goodbye
No 
barber change name
But it works
@dry pebble
Caúse ogryn
pretty sure Dmitri is a way of spelling it no?
Dimitri
@elder stone
just pretend your ogryn is french
Femboys everywhere
i’ve seen the name before without the first i
It is
Dimitri is how we spell it
there is no "i" there in russian
so there's that
Just looked it up, you can spell it with a missing i
Yes
Honestly, the way the voice sounds reminds me of that warhammer bit
Horus and his brother Boris
That's kinda stuck as the voice origin

🙄
Wtf is that gay ass other server
Swap the furries out with space marines
Gays everywhere
Same principle
Wait what is that other server you’re both in without me
Sick as character
need more gays.......
Bezerk right?
I love nose dude
Faygo
What's his plot relevance
Bro what you power washing down rn
he shows up for a single scene because hes a weird guy in a weird place
And he would get beat down
Then nose dude comes in and saves him
By sucking Griffith into his nose
you don't love me enough to join me
And that shooting him out in a glob of snot
Can i get arrested?
I wanna become a convict already
hell yeah!!
😖
Literally @dry pebble
batteries
sin of gluttony
this is the original sin
is "Fragging" cencored over "Fucking" in universe or for genuine cencorship
They were designed to be discord mods
In darktide
Where you bash hordes of zombies with a maul
yeah its true im not a twink
Listen here you little karker dont you EVER show your karking arse around these parts yeah?
Ok gay hay boy
While destroying rotting creatures that pop into puss, blood and other unexplained substances
Gay hay boy
Guys everyone close your eyes I’m going to count down from 10 and then we all say our favourite ice cream flavour
It's from the old times
It just stuck around
Recently on The Tithes
chocolate pistacchio
We had a soldier thingy just going Fuck
I see
My G
I forgot how warhammer is basicly humanity evolving backwards, but with all of this technology
Gothic Christianic Medieval times, but with guns
Sorry that borderline political.. such a gemini thing for me to do
deleting is for cowards
he burned nurgle's realm
Bust
He destroyed a part of the warp?
that's a lot of anger innit
I mean, yeah
Bus
So is papa nurgle dead?
not dead just a bit singed
Yes and no
He is atrophy therefore he cannot die but has always been dead
Can we resite of everything humanity has done against the emeprors wishes?
Lazerously lascivious
Humanity:
Woof
blawg
Went into a evolutionary downfall, going back to older customs of religion (based around him), heirarchy and self destruction over less than stellar reasons
Ruff
They created a space marine chapter, aswell as a regieme that enforce these ideals and kill and destroy anyone on even the suspicion of so called "heresy."
Killing countless innocent citizents and warriors alike
110 messages and still no red role
Lmaooo
Who, me?
Wait, it all makes sence
Woof
Dude right now
I have to collect all 40k sentences to be able to get red role

If you can name all 40,000 Warhammers we’ll grant you the red role
Bitchass
So there is the first ever one that was made
No, not 40,000 preambles
There were about 30 - 50 prototypes of that weapon afterwards
Then there were the ones used in war

Do you know about the hammerfor?
Still havent heard a single name
5k - 10k i'd say
Pussyass
puceeass
Then they changes the material and made another 5k - 10k of those
Name the hammers!!!!!
I have a bad version of this
Share with the class
Get banned then ez
Fuck ciaphas
you would.... wouldn't you
bruuhhh this reminds me of a femboy I had to ban that kept sending this pic (without the furry)
Fake news
You have a server? Fucking discord mod

you need to stop self harming, don't ban yourself
Drake-smiter
Trust me I hate responsibilities but I had to make one
Maleeus Noctum
Alright little man
Gay furry femboy rewdy
God-Splitter
Smash next question
he's an alien alright
me asf but without the whole eating kids thing
whatever I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you
And that's all i could find
Buss!
Good work, you’re 1 step closer to red name 🙏
you can't just put on a vinyl body suit and be immune to criticism
only 39993 more to go
Wait
Bro eats little baby ice cream
Got some patterns here
Stormlord, Mjalnar
yeah I love ice cream
Thats me
hey this is a bit cheap but i want to ask
Is your last name lester?
Crucius Mk II, Ironhelm MK IV, Saturnine Concussion hammer
Are you moe lester
Lathe Pattern
what are the optimal video settings to basically play the "Lights Out" like normal -- which is to say, with very little darkness actually affecting your gameplay?
This is molester
Daemonhammer
There is none
Nemesis Daemon Hammer
is molester a warhammer name
Just get a mod that solves that problem dont know the name but its a thing
Why is eu so dead?
Heavy Thunder Hammer
I took them all
actually Moe is short for Moebian
Suicide
thanks?
No we are moebies
Cant be that hard to find hold on...
And now that's truly all i could find
I grant you. Red name.
138 messages
Imagine?
It's a mix of messages and time I think?
Imagine getting burgered and being unable to unburger yourself because gray name 😦
this is how you embed
Ciaphas once sold me meth
how old are you erik
where are you from
Why are your pfp so fugly
It's funny
It's true...
Undeased nurgling looking as
Lesbo bullies kid with mental issues
🙄
** Insert incredible gassy gif here **
The first time
Me numbing the pain of not being able to post images

REMOVE THAT DAMN GREEN ICON NEAR MY NAME
The leaf?
THATS WHAT'S CAUSING THIS I BET
You don’t have a leaf to me
"I'm new here, say hi"
@grand cave
Wait
Nope nevermind
Thought the list updated
I feel like this event is the hardest one
Guess it also checks time between messages
Bonk the big ones enough times and they'll fall
Since the only reason that's setup is prevent bot spam
Fairly sure you have to be in the server for over 24 hours too
Guess it's flagging you as a bot or something
Just be glad the enemies arent ranged
Trust me I am trying lol
it's number of messages and mb like 24h timer
Eh
fresh rejected meat
Just go flamer
Funny you say that, I am using that lol
why would flamer be good
Because infinite cleave and can kill carapace and flak
flamer will burn through patrols and damage them all

the event sure spams a lot of enemies in big clusters, doing damnation for the rewards is actually fun
fair enough
With Penetrating Flames and armor just dies
I just swapped down to Damnation and trying it now
and if you have immolation grenades you are doing double the fire damage
Auric is where it gets real fun had a game where it was 350 specials and like 500 elites in 36 mins
What the frag did you just fragging say about me, you little witch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Guard, and I've been involved in numerous battles in the universe, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in katachan warfare and I'm the top guardsman in the entire-
🫃
Pregnant man
You’ve opened yourself to the warp, and now the madness will not release you
Mpreg dont go around saying it's government name like that
all it took was a small opening
Gravida Hominis
Talking tongues now!
Hello Clarice
Why is everyone in the game hating on the psyker
I get the 2 male voices and 1/2 female voices
Smite...
wow the imperium is fun
is there meant to be no noise?
That's just my day to day life how tf you get it filmed
mfers eating the skull coom
bravo red role
Like, in-game?
The video
goon
Wait i can post videos too
life in the imperium step 1: kms
space marine neophyte?: kms
ork?: this is fine actually
cummingly brutal
I like your name
Wedger turned line trimmers into a highly functional edger. DRTV commercial produced and marketed by EPI Dallas TX www.sellontv.com
good now play it
goon hate nazis
what is bro posting
Next time it's on sale
Shooting nazis in Metro 2033 is also pretty rad
Made with mematic
I forgot about that dumbass attack he can do
.. I guess that makes me the dog
Also, made with mematic
Thats the point...
it has...no sound?
It contains... No noise?
There's only one type of video which should have sound.
...which is of course the seinfeld jingle
anyway, as far as i've noticed about the lore is that uhhh you are a rejct of society that you're being used to purge the heretics and infected from a hive city
it is
the infected has different levels of infection, and its creepy how they look and sounds like zombies
The content... lacks audible signs?
Like groaners and poxwalkers?
that's cool. Hey, catch! tosses mekkakrak
left 4 dead (2)
No sound?
Guardsmen when its not noisemarines
You when red name
yeah, early infection, mid process, and full infection
has tertium's population ever been numbered? because 40k hive cities are mega inconsistent in size
"YES!"
500 trillion people
like from less than texas to more than the entirety of earths population
You're clearly too young, but there was a PBS show called "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" that was a kids geography puzzle gameshow featuring the late, great, Lynn Thigpin (who played the D.J. on the film adaptation of The Warriors) and the interstital and theme songs were done by a group called Rockapella and it was great.
i crave a mcrib
where did gw steal the warp stuff again?
me
star trek is mid i'm sorry to hear bout your condition
the condition of mid
you can call it mid, but without it much of the great sci fi content we have wouldn’t exist without it
John Campbell in this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islands_of_Space
Islands of Space is a science fiction novel by American writer John W. Campbell It was first published in book form in 1957 by Fantasy Press in an edition of 1,417 copies. The novel originally appeared in the magazine Amazing Stories Quarterly; the text was "extensively edited" for book publication, with Campbell's approval, by Lloyd Arthur Es...
brother i could not care less about it creating anything
thx
my bad bro, didn’t realize you were so tough
What's more cursed, Guardsmen Melee or Psyker Ranged (gun)
psyker ranged
vet melee is legit
throw me to the wolves i'll come back with a suitcase full of cash
both are epic
Psyker with bolt gun
power sword and a revolver solve those problems
a little like Hobo with a Shotgun
Power sword my beloved
Zealot Ranged
flamethrowers count as ranged
Shot-ranged
purtgatin'
Bistol is pretty fun on zealot
kind of cursed
Bolt Pistol/Boltgun/Revolver super fun as Zealot because you can quickswap to them and remove a problem and then continue chopping 'dat meat
tru
@forest tangle I lagged out, coming back if it's still going
spell less psyker is viable imho
Sane Psyker
I like my spells though :(
cast away
Saner
spellcaster sapiens
ahh, space marine 1 engine
Primaris or First born
space marine 1 still has better customisation for chaos lol
Medium rare
first born
absolutely
you gotta be an absolute unit to be able to drop kick a fool in that heavy ass armour
primaris wasn't a thing when space marine 1 came out
Favorite pick
still first born
I mean
That's what they all are lol
It's the Absolute Unit brigade
i genuinely hate how they shoehorned in primaris marines
The butts
your fp knows you
realistically why go for melee when your long ass rifle can go through ceramite ez

stupid ass tau
torn between darktide and scp secret lab
New automaton enemy from hd2 
the latter
i played some last night for the first time in years and it was unironically fun
play it some more
might have a clip
This was in my fyp…..am i cooked 
bro why the fuck did steam record 3 hours of footage
8283828GB
mine records the last 2h
GM Garut
Better than the scams my YT ads keeps giving me
my cat asked if this is real
GEEZ
Who does Arbiter like the most
i can't even edit the fucking footage
what personality
lex
Lex
maul is too dumb to like anything
Maul likes hurting people
He's just like me
the lex ❤️
me when my shift consists of beating up the homeless
Authoritarian likes making friends and his job

u getting em too huh 
Click it
imagine browsing the internet without an adblocker
Kinda shocking the amount of scam ads on YT
Right?
woah they're secret why are you posting them on here
The first rule of secret meetups
Is you don't talk about secret meetups
damn this month's humble choice is kinda stacked
Who's the worst primarch
Person
Russ
Mortarion
the way they sell rogue trader is funny as fuck
Perturabo

Magnus is just very fucking stupid
they'll put the dlc on sale before it even comes out
hey bois how about a psyker dagger
i'm probably just gonna stick to the gog version and keep the key for someone that wants it
Who's the edgiest
yeah Psyker do need an ability that lets it throw knife like projectiles at Heretics
Fatshark take notes‼️‼️‼️
New players remember this is a team game and keep track of where your teammates are please!
I just want move speed of combat knife + deflector
My teammate is my dog good luck to yall
Psyker needs
Konrad vs Corvus
To purge
It's just a DLC bundle
Konrad is a Psychopath, dracula like
Curze
season pass is capitalizing on fomo
Corvus is, SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
Corvus is just an emo
THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
I got a team of 8 dogs
yeah, if they sold them as separate expansions they would make more money
i've heard nothing but good things about this game
Who's the chillest
What fomo
It's just a 2-pack for the first two DLC releases at a discount
its a single player rpg, not a live service game
that's exactly what they do
bro what, they're not going anywhere on the contrary they're losing money by selling them to you this way
what does it matter? fomo is fomo, selling people a vague promise works regardless of single player or multiplayer
I'm gonna try rogue trader
ogryns
because they're giving you a discount on something that has yet to come
As in primarchs but
Jagathai Khan and Vulkan
fear of missing out, on something you can't miss out on?
wrath season pass buyers got fucked when their season pass gave them dlcs they wouldn't have purchased otherwise
ez money for owlcat

rogue trader doesn't have any multiplayer components does it?
like no co-op or whatever?
Ogryns is the right answer
it has coop
My choice
how does that work exactly lmfaooooo, again fomo stands for fear of missing out, youre not missing out on anything
online co-op?
you're missing out on a "deal"
Fatshark SHOULD add in a Season Pass🗣️
💡
season pass is cheaper than separate dlcs
which if youre going to get anyways
Who is the most depressed primarch
Here's a radical idea: Fatshark should fix their game
youre not missing out on anything tf? they're there to stay
Corax
guilliman
if you want actual fomo look at DARKTIDE
Bugs in my DT never
Corax VS Guiliiman
but how do you know you're going to?
in wrath people got mad because season pass gave them dlcs that weren't part of the main story, a roguelike mode etc.
they bought a season pass bc they wanted a main story dlc and instead they paid extra for stuff they wouldn't have purchased separately
season pass works because people are fucking dumb
I guess technically you can preorder Season pass 2 for DLC 3 and 4 but it's the same price as the current ones
and owlcat know it and exploit it
“Never gonna happen, sorry on vacation maybe later” -
hell nah he's not half as depressed as angron
🏖️
-shrill, nasally voice- "BLOCKFODDER"
The Edge lord VS the man who has the entirety of humanity on his shoulders
@round mica I didn't mean to quote you there. This is a very bad habit of mine.
Angron was depressive. Now hes long gone and the Nails remain
kind of doesnt work in this context since youre told already what you're getting
youre told youre getting 2 expansions
you don't know what you're buying, because it doesn't exist
Oh yeah
It does exist
Are you okay
angron is still here btw both tabletop and """"""""story""""""""
I only got into darktide recently, 55 hours on record
How is it going with the game right now
secundus marines
Im aware
dead
shoutouts gw for putting the lion back in the """"""""story""""""""
to give him a miniature and then fuck off never to have him do anything again
what is a lion
Furry critter w 4 legz and scary face
the best primearc
This r . , Lione
strongest too
A dawg?
Based user
that . is a chicken .
daemon primarcs don't count as they're bitches
do u thnk im stupid ??
I had that experience with Age of Wonders 4.
Every DLC has been some level of lazy garbage with re-used assets and animations.
brother that is a paradox game what did you expect?
He became a good dad after he ascended
i didnt say they werent they just dont count strenght wise
Published by paradox but developed by someone else iirc
But Stellaris is far better than AoW4
horus went from continental to fighting the Emperor in every plane of existence in 1 book
I love the abomination
i don't
Apawmination
imagine sweating this fucking hard at darktide
Good for you
what are we doing
🥺
And a good team
jester highwayman leper
I must be, the very best, because my ego is so large
To be sweaty is my test, insecure just becauuuuuse
you can still technically count specialist kills without needing to mod the game
Man at arms my beloved
hot take e-sports has ruined an entire generation of gamers' minds
also im pretty sure people install those thingies so they can yell at people more accurately
nahhhhhhh
True..
W that mod u can identify the Celines in ur qp lobby
celine dions...
Lvl 1k+ that play like they just downloaded ten seconds ago
Cept this is a co-op game.
The only time I see metrics be used is to shit on teammates.
Only if you have Power DI data for it to parse
say that to games like Overwatch 
It was interesting but didn't really do much other than show me when I had played with someone before
that's not a horde game?
it's pvp
E sports mindset ruined left 4 dead realism coop campaihn
theres l4d esports?
of course. i just think that mentality is being applied to games that it simply should not be applied to
like darktide
yeah true
overwatch was ruined by blizzard's inability to be consistent
esports mindset ruined divinity : original sin 2 and xcom 2
hence why i believe we should ban esports, remove fluoride from water, and make me Prince of All Saiyans
I Am Mentally Sane
Noh noh
Agreed
Fluoride makes ur teeth healthy
ik ik
mods
brush this user
i cant help but break character when i do bits like that because i am deeply insecure and want to be liked 🥺
There's people who think air turbines create pollution
Fluoridated water is like, the one thread american dental healthy is hanging by
I like you bro im also a madman bit enjoyer

thunder outside my home. Fucking Geoengineers .
You suck

waow!!!
Frosch..
intimidating presence
Plauge toad
Nah
Plog tord
they're kinda mid regardless
i think i'll buy arbites tomorrow
You can suppress melee units right?
no
dos2 was great what do u mean
xcom 2 was mid though
disagree
is that to me?
yes
welp
unironically no warhammer game besides 8th edition of the tabletop is better than divinity original sin 2
not ragebait btw, I do think that dos2 is very overrated and mid
xcom2 is as well, a simplified and very easy version of an already streamlined and simplified nu-xcom
“I own a discord server”
who should i pick they're all so cool 👉 👈

Booger
lots of girls play overwatch though
same with league
You can go past 30?
peak
that meme has never made any sense to me
Valorant accent
mod called true level
same with valorant
Melee like fully melee?
Only groaners
“I own a discord server”
Don’t S C A R E us like that 👺💢
what the fuck
Evil image
wtf is that
Like fully melee. Like if I could theoretically suppress maulers
Added 2 collection
Bro works at fat shart
Nope
Only groaners
image perms should be revoked so I stop seeing AI slop at least
This is me
add "keep yapping" to this
IDK HOW 😭
Woof
Think really hard!
So buffs against suppressed enemies won't really be effective against stuff like ragers, crushers, maulers?
If I did…there be NO FOMO in “Premium Cosmetic Shop”‼️‼️‼️
Only shooters
Reapers gunners shooters
gotcha
Shotgunners
Cainecel
Dont think you can suppress any specialists
you don't even suppress all ranged enemies
You can do stuff in darktide
Same guy who called me a caninecel called me puppilled
Well my zealot is now lvl 25 find tine to give back to maining psyker
I would just enter Fatshark’s workshop
and press the big red button that gives all Rejects access to every Rotation since Launch

good... morning? chat? tis 4am
still coping for VT2s catalog system
GM Alexander shouldnt you sleep a bit more?
Woof
Tis good day to be alive
@lilac crag :(
I have not slept yet friend
Sameee
Ah 😦
and yet you weren't in this chat
But sleep is for the weak
.. europ*an..
what were you fucking doing ? huh ?
give me a bit, I'll be there
Am sorry for your loss
The earth is flat, nice try deep state shill
Buss?

nah man if your sleepy go to sleep
The earth is actually a really big ogryn
ill catch u tommorow
okay cause I'm gonna be so fr I tried getting out of bed and fell on my face
this is the extent of chatgpt abilities, useless bastard
Get a load of this guy
I max out 2 bruh the hell
AI moment
Do not chat gpt
Baseball huh
listen fuck AI i got you
🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
Ahem my longest session
that's why we're going to marry
6 hours is respectable time
And his many times did you get caught by a trapper?
I am not built for long dt sessions any more
None
I smell them
Damn bruh
True ..
🇺🇦 ❤️ 🇵🇱
Femboy furry
What if im neither
Go back into the porn severs
What if youre both
You first
you collapse into a star
Im not in those
Same bestie
Totally
get a room
Cant people be friends anymore
Rewdy and cee need it most
We are not friends
Rewdy is engaged to Malo
Wtf is happening to me
Polycule and move to utah so i can throw rocks at you
10 minutes in kdenlive
5 of those minutes was trying to figure out how to work kdenlive
No, and throw rocks way up in the air and try catching them with your mouth
Prefereably using teeth
Gay ass
instant save ily
The yappers

Brazilian derogatory
Youre american bruh get real
what's go-
insomnia, and I just got off tide
dude I feel like I've taken almost every sleep med there is to take
Heroin
turn off ur fuckin phone if u wanna sleep
Take heroin trust
soon
Eat big comfort meal, get comfy in bed while room cold, put on long youtube vid layed in bed.
boom instant sleepy
we have image perms now?
💤
I love witness holes
someone just joined vc but i dunno who
Natrol is different
A mysterious user
Are you hyper


