#general-chat
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I am not fucking my ex again dude
lmao not literally
i never gave in and they never talk to me anymore, i think thats a win
Thats a win
If you cant be powered by anything else
Be powered by the notion that you can thrive to spite someone else that hates you
i used to be a pushover, they keep coming back
now my life is more peaceful
fuck em
Garyt a pushover is not something i would imagine
Hes not one anymore
Yup
and with enough time getting it done just to spite them, you'll soon learn to move on and help yourself
you are your greatest asset
We got a fax machine over here
I just love that only mean comments or anything but good gets more attention on twitter
Elon, you really have a deep comment about society

You could be a billionaire with this idea
They should make a weapon that deletes people from memories and makes them disappear from people’s minds
I mean isn’t that just all beer? Just drink a shit load and you’ll achieve the same results
thats named Italy 
The inquisition already does that
They should also make infinite beer
I think
That's a proper saturday night with the boys there
infinite pizza paired with infinite beer
I mean full on forgotten
Like you never existed
infinite indigestion
I'm gonna eat the whole Italy then 
Or find Italian scientist to create infinite pizza
If you had kids with someone theres no evidence of you
good setup for a horror story
That's called amnesia
too much l4d speedrun brain
they dont know how spawns work in darktide
there is an arbitrator mf aura farming in fire on cast stance rn
but he has been non existent the entire match
Say thanks that they don't bhop
nvm he got trapped
If only
Next update: best buddy cyberdoggo can now free you from nets
truly ignore all enemies that could take you out of a fight
I too am best buddy cyberdoggo
My dog is named Cee
that reminds me of someone...
pure happenstance i'm sure
@dry pebble hop on RoN
what the hell are you doing here
its #1 on my wishlist now fr 
I might get it next week
I need... payment
Woof
drove my RV into a mcdonalds. i cannot be removed from my domicile without a warrant. Please Make Me A McRib
How long will the vacations of the ObeseFish Devs last? I want the game fixed a week ago! TT_TT
Its until the second week of august iirc!
i looked into your dreams and saw you abusing fish
I'm only using MK3 cleaver in a sniper build nowadays because ogryn has become too powerful to enjoy any other way in casual aurics, it's so serious that I feel I have perfected the build...maybe
right? they have the money reserves to afford that
You just need to have your country plunder the world for like 600 years
and youre set!
I want to have control
You have
The Imperium of mankind way
calm down lex luthor
what does that have to do with your horrible dreams
you sound crazy rn
I once shot a fish with a shotgun
It growled at me
Well MY Dreams are about beating up a MorbidlyobeseShrimp demanding it to fix it's game, idk what you are seeing
Alakablam went the fish
Precious
So, 20% dmg resist from FOE_NAME on curios is multiplicative, ok. What about +12% revive speed perk, is it multiplicative too?
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?
are you jealous that im speaking to someone else?
Why is that GIF so smooth?
yeah im not sure why you keep barking either
good to see you can self reflect
the game is not broken. perhaps you should play something more your speed like bloons tower defense 6
or diablo 4
Some people are just into it 🤷♂️
He seems to be very into it tbh
you acknowledge me as a lion here
I bark
that your irl size
stop trying to get my personal info you creep

Woof
what's up?
Barktide
I'm not doing anything
it be like that
psyker moment indeed
cant you get your own fantasies down? I thought you were calling me a dog
Stupid puppie
You really want to be a dog huh
Noted
there's a sudden dog fixation in this
Oh just jumped at the opportunity to freak talk
hes into it and trying to push it on me
i'm trying to shame him but hes too far gone!
He cannot stop himself
see
Guys how do I beat the boss called : error code 1005 I am getting my ass beat
I can solve this by headbutting you two
dont do it i have migraines
8 seconds but I don't remember if it loses a stack or just disappears
I see you didn't do your daily maintenance prayer
I brute forced my way through the main menu
@little marten Art thou alive
what's goin on
Sorry had to get a parcel 2 secs
All gud
Can't gain more than 4 i think. it's still going

He said sex☝️😱
ban
misinformation land
shut up
I had to awaken my router’s machine spirit
FOR CREED!!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
THE KILLING NEVER ENDS
IF YOU CAN BREATHE, YOU CAN KILL!
You're probably thinking of Wildfire
Perilous Combustion will apply 3 stacks of SB on elite/specialist kill and it'll keep stacking
GET IN THERE I WANNA HEAR EM SCREAM
IMMENSELY rude mate
And uncalled for
*Leaves to kill the real devil that's Nurgle with psyker knight
kinky ass cadian
LEAVE NONE ALIVE!!! 🗣️
And since they are very tightly packed in there it'll keep generating soulblaze
FOR C
FOR CADIA!!!
ForK 🗣️
Give me your credit card info, please and thank you. 
You will come apart at the last second just like cadia
Lmao the dignified way to do it 
Well? Are you?
Cadia Cadia Cadia
put the karkin boot in :3
I also respect your right to refuse 
See Licht thats how a gentleman does it
PUT THE KARKING BOOT IN!!!
iz fixed it
NOOO
i'm moving bolume. i'm throwing around Weight.
This is both dope and heretical
im sad no one quoted a shout voice line from the Professional
hold on, here
WE ARE THE BLOODY ATOMA 5 OR 4 IT DOESNT MATTER
STAND UP AND FIGHT!
obligatory for cadia
THE GUARD NEVER SURRENDERS
stop yelling i'm trying to sleep
You use VoC for piss toughness
I use it for the voice lines and to remember the good ol' days of old Payday 2 Inspire (Which I used for the same reason)
We are not the same
GET THE FUCK UP!
don't touch me
HERETICS SEEK ABSOLUTION GIVE THEM ALL WE HAVE TO OFFER
Woof
GETHAFUKUP 🫵
PAIN IS JUST MENTAL, GET BACK UP
I know thats a thing for shout but i think a payday 2 inspire skill would be really cool on vet
pointing my finger at my fellow soldiers to make them go faster
As a squad leader would do
It's a tried and true tactic of any military
From the honorable finger point to the dreaded knife hand
disciplinary action from tf2
but on vet
Its either that or a bullet to the head
Ruff
woof
Its the Commisar way
COME ON, TRY IT!
rewdy making me feel violent
I DON'T FEEL PAIN!
BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
wrong guy
skulls
blood
emperor
Checks out
LET THE GALAXY BURN!
Bone for the Bone Throne
Dude, Kyras' speech is awesome
He nails that existential crisis perfectly
Well tbf, he used a fucking exterminatus as a summoning ritual
uhh based?
Khorne does not like Psykers because they hide behind magic, but an exterminatus is metal AF
thats like top villain speeches in videogames imho
Agreed
THE BLOOD MUST FLOW‼️‼️‼️
THE BLOOD MUST FLOW‼️‼️‼️
Ts so ruff
tbh if I were in his shoes, I'd probably agree with him
the shadow corps were in the slop shop a while ago
In a galaxy of never-ending war, with a duty to simply spill blood until your own blood is spilled, why not get some fun/satisfaction out of it and not worry about anyone on your back instead?
not sure about the last part
your men are behind your back
THERE IS ONLY WAR
they might just gun you down, by accident of course
Not when you are both Chapter Master and Chief Librarian and the de-facto Chaplain because the old one was "very icky"
i give you something to dance

Vro wants to be manhandled 
I want money
Faygo
Guys.
I think I hate Havoc.
Fat fuck
my tummy is ginormous
Thanks for sharing
I hold the record for the world's greediest cat
Christ that cover photo
Jokes on u I do like em w/ a Fatty
My friend called me a caninecel once
From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
this is Garut btw

This is me btw
wtf does "caninecel" mean
Dude
You gotta
Means you’re dog brained I think
This is how I sit to pee btw
You sit to pee?
He compares me to a dog constantly
Yeah

I can’t explain why it’s too gross for this server
I may have
Once
That is a fucking sentence LMAO
missile weapons
Homeboy here asking how to stop a phalanx in the big 25
*nicely, don’t forget
The humble large stone accelerated at any velocity
True true
I spawn in
I dodge left
I fly off the map
I gotta brush up on my internet again it seems
Yeah its cause you're an Unc Psycho
I'M NOT AN UNC
You are
I'M 21 !
With these guys, Nobody can stop em‼️
TommyTuffKnucles
Billy Badass
Dangerous Dan
its over
as a louisiana native, i beg to differ
i yearn foh da storm
I'm tired of you now get your ass into the fireteam
Unc is a state of mind, not a number
LMAO
I mean I'm literally an uncle but I'm not old
I'm nearly 30 and I've been called grandpa by a 19 year old and Grand Unc by another; Take it in stride because that means it entitles you to yell at them for stupid things 
Oh hey great grandpa
tell em to grab a switch
and not a small one

some real unc shit
No no no, nothing so brutal
I keep a dulled combat knife 
36
19 is considered old now!????
switches aren’t brutal

I know, that's the joke 
they do hurt like a motherfucker though
I've never been beaten, but my father definitely knew how to dress down
Suffering is the root of all greatness
Also my mother too
like the wise words of Zenyatta from overwatch
“ Pain is a great teacher, but a horrible mentor “
But my father would yell, my mother wouldn't yell but just make you suffer an existential crisis 
Yeah thats still an emotional beating lol

who wants to darktide with old people 
However, they always made sure to enforce the concept of planning out your actions, I.E. not disappointed in you but what you did
We are all old men here 
Dead men walking

Be the best you can, or fuck up so horribly that you still can't be beat 
Not me
my oldest gaming friend is 62 years old, we used to play Destiny 2 everyday
i still see him online
but playing other games
Well i didnt knew youre here
not me
We are four old man and a young dog
he loves his Civilization games
Well i didnt knew youre here
and and mount n blade war banner
yeah you're the dog
We are four old men and a dog and a twink
Woof
See i dont think thats the case
is this game abiotic factor worth trying

Im also interested in that case
Boof
@orchid skiff Can you stop with this dog fantasy
Creep
I forgot who I asked here but yes, apparently very worth
HL1 inspired open world survival craft(?)
Super worth it, fantastic game
what is HL1
Woof
half kife?
Yeah
life*
Half Life 1
Half life
Yeah it's basically the spirit of Half-Life turned into a survival/crafting game
Oh yeah I remember this one
Bart calls everyone that. Do you have a folder where you keep prints of every precious moment you spent with me?
is it cross play
You told me to get rid of the evidence...
he hasn't called me that
I do
Please do
Its called my brain
i’m looking at gameplay
this shit looks cool
LMAO Thanks alexander
Also thanks Maxine very friendly

me when Rewdy happened

soldier 0
Yes
I luv anby
now sunbringer
i'm neither
pretty swaggy game
I keep a ledger of everything someone says so i can bully them into sewerslide
Ah theres the you i know
PC Gamer liked it too https://www.pcgamer.com/games/survival-crafting/abiotic-factor-review/
Im impervious
I hate you and everyone in general
for the sake of the argument you are
Dogs dont feel hate
ok ben shapiro
all dogs go to heaven
alright, rudy
I di
So you're a b-
this is me whenever someone brings up an interest I'm good at
Its us then
Gaycee
I told you im bi
what are you good at even
Bicee
the town byceecle
zenless
Guys. I might give up on Havoc.
This is way too hard.
Good
isn't zenless just some gacha shit
bicycle rider
But... I want the 53rd armour so badly. 😔
I forget the genre name
Join us ....
🚴♂️
but the gacha is an aspect not the whole game
I have no idea what you mean by this.
Don't join
🚴♂️

Then cosplay it, itll be easier
The 53rd armor users
You tour de france aah mf
But earning it is so damn difficult.
Not rlly
50 turd armor
It will defo take time but
The next update will make you have 1hp and 1 toughness
true, it's gooning
Considering I've failed more Havoc missions than I've succeeded, even on Uprising?
Yes.
Drip is drip
im joking it looks cool
Fails are not solo
coolest free armor
Bedrot o clock
Be better
Maybe both
Homar
Homero
For Homer
John Homero.
Homo
You stole this from me.
First time?
was restricted to only words in the past, now we have the freedom of images
Babird


Now we completely lost it
See
OMG that a huge brick
Weedle me this batman
dont let the ogryns see it or they might think its rations
Fuhh
go on a weed coma
It is rations. Trust me.
DAMN IT THEY'RE ALREADY HERE
apologize
Hi neuro
No.
Securité
Everyone on Atoma secretly wanting that Moebian brick
We are turnips!
Ambatublow said the barrel
I think the reason I'm struggling so hard with Havoc today is that the enemies are healing each other.
Better weapons
That's one of the most annoying modifiers I've experienced.
My weapons are max power and have the right dump stats.
Sounds like you need an Arbitrator shotgun.
Better weapons
need help, lad?
Possibly. I'm using the two weapons with the shields.
Arbitespilled metamaxxer
Maintain the struggle
I'll see if I can build up a better weapon first.
gardens + rampaging + anus rituals, nah fuck that
Is it meta? 
And im the pervert
Anal
let me know then. I'll be around if you ever need an extra pair of hands on deck
don’t be so anal buddy
The documentary is now about you
least freaky user
It doesn't help that I'm actually not great at this game. I play it casually and don't really care about being a top ten player worldwide.
nice try pal
No but it’s a blunder to play arbites 
??
Okay that was a good one. It'll go on the anals of history
I'll keep that in mind... just know that it'll probably be a carry.
Buhh
you're not the first, nor do I mind. I'm there to help
The very different playstyle will result in dramatic consequences for the operative selection tab
@lilac crag Is used to carrying my ass, so.
Well, thank you. I'm trying to get the 53rd armour and I'm only four missions in...
Muhh
Fair. 😆
Uuhh
Nah. you pull your weight too. you're a good teammate to have.
Are you okay maxine?
can't say this about some people.
having a stroke
Looks like it
Nu-uh!
yeah-uh
Kwbdbfndidjbansmfofh socioeconomic iconoclasm knocking occasionally iconoclasm
Youre onto something
Just in case trying to use the Executioner's Shotgun doesn't work, can I grab your friend code to add you preemptively?
i crave processed meat
sure thing, loading in.
I could go for one, maybe two games.
where is my McRib
Alrighty.
havoc with the neuro? I gotta see this
let's grab loosh with us
Pricing chocolaty official o’clock izik kicks suck icing icy Kcd full Janis do is do in sick nick jail Do usb for me to get the new 🆕 version and the other two 2️⃣ for you and you have the new one for me to do a new 🆕 version I of that one I will do a little later on the other ones I don’t have to go in and I can have it for the same day as I do I can just have do
wanna havoc
Honestly, if you guys are hopping to do Havoc right now, I might as well hop in if you guys are willing.
I'll try to lock in.
Right now
yes

fuck
Thought we were kinda hopping on to give you a hand. :3
Okay
LMAO
Yes hadron time this bitch out🙏🙏🙏
I was gonna try to build a good Exterminator Shotgun first, but I guess I can try with what I got right now.
goodnight garut
Gn Garut
freak
build your shotgun. we'll be on stand-by
The
I got a shotgun that doesn't have the dump stats right and no money so it'll be a while. 😅
Dude fucking finally
Tiny Arbi, online and awaiting orders.
oh. gotcha. into the fire straight away then
Might as well.
Given what you just spammed the chat with...
I don't blame him.
How do you know that?
Ooooh so thats how you know it!
@elder stone are you on?
Now i can see who blocked me
Let me brush my teeth
POV: You’re inside @elder stone’s basement
And I’ll be on
Holy fucky moly
I'm gonna play my Arbitrator because I'm dog-shit and need all the advantages I can get.
This is a very specific room that I actually do have in my basement
try me
It’s a maintenance room
Rewdy?
Fucking stop.
The
You're so not funny.
Why spam chat?
Fix game fatfish
It worked
you are powerless
POV: You’re inside @dry pebble’s hard drive
@lament cave @brazen pelican we are doing fireteam 68 because we cannot occupy 69
69 is vacant
You unblocked me right way
Cee has pictures of @sleek harness naked
We finished our op
I know you
Oh, I'm hopping on voice as well?
You can.
cope
cheers licht. cheers Kari.
i was there when cee knocked rewdy out cold yesterday
woah
yes. to 69 with you
My hand is numb. My sanity broken.
I'll be there when loosh comes in
that was just a dream
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
This is untrue
Ah, you were playing Havoc as well I see. /j
Minors usually aren’t
Thanks King hes still angy at me
But you're alive.
No, silo lights out event auric. Had to clutch before the end.
Why are you bullying the miners? Be nice to them, they've had a hard day's work.
Real™ fake PTSD experience
Are you going to keep edgeblocking me?
oh you're into it
Tunnel before the finale.
these mothsfuckas can’t handle me
unblocked
...me?
you can't get any pleasure
ur both blocked now
I’ll be on in a second
!!
If anything, Tzeentch had plans for me.
Going to have to call a raincheck on that game with thee, maybe tomorrow
This has been a convo of all time 
I'm spent
Daily occurrence
ask me what level my war club is 
These mortal games we play
What level your war club is?
You should stop trying so hard because its still not working
496 
Now everyone has proof of things. I can't...
I haven't actively talked in this chat since the days of the CBT
glad it hasn't changed
Vert impressive
Job now
Really? How was the experience?
it’s one of three weapons i only use
Couldn’t see
my weapons of choice in chiv 2 are
- War club
- Halberd
- Javelin
I couldn't see anything. No proof
1 club boi
that sounds wrong are you sure this is what you meant to say
it goes bonkers
How does Havoc rewards work? If I do one Havoc mission I get some "chest" at the end of the week? Can I repeat it on other characters and get more "chests", or it's account-wide?
its account wide
Oh right. Nothing was seen, only heard.
Havoc 40 next
account wide, on Sunday you get your rewards.
based on the highest mission you do
sad..
hear me out
Does it sound wrong or you just ran out of ways to deflect?
@lilac crag I gotta restart my pc and I’ll uh be on after that
Give me a couple minutes
I'll draw our last match
all good oomf
It's something worth immortalizing
Licht
Yes?
Hi germadad
did you guys know that K9 officers outrank their owners by 1 rank
Not your dad

To prevent abuse, yes
Ok dad
Woof
makes me think of my uncle who’s a pastor now, was a state trooper for many many years
Me after a hard day
yeah same honestly
(I’ve not had a hard day in about 12 years)
everyday is a good day when you wake up
bro has reached enlightenment (or has ED)
PTSD but not, you saw nothing, only heard a panicked gremlin.
He worked with a K9?
yessir
This is toxic yaoi
Gayce
Rewdys hit you clean with a left hook there mate
how do you call the thing between you and loosh
after retirement the dog was still in action, but 4 years later the dog retired and my uncle adopted him
retired K9 officer Benjie

Fuck off
Happy ending
more like this
catch the whole convo
one of the few anime’s i’ve genuinely enjoyed
Yeah it was proper
anime? anime’s?
Then comes the next thing...
My mouse only scrolls down
animuh
only saw the first season, it was good
is Nocturne any good?
Receipts 😼
bro is literally begging
🧾
Gotta watch the other seasons
I heard their lastest seasons are not so good
Haven't watch, did not catch my interest
am i?
😳
I hate
Seems like it
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
darn i didnt catch that
ds nerf yet
Also your voice, has the potential to be a true Zealot
I only heard ever so briefly, but i can tell
Next time, aye?
try flexiseal
any karker can be a zealot if they have the freedom of yelling in a area with no repercussions
loudmiccing zealots are my fav
Hahahahaha
Pusy
because i’m watching a video of a british dude crash out over runescape pvp
That’s a meme bastardisation of pussy’ole - which is a really really working class insult
and he keeps calling the dude a pussio
Pussio
it sounds so silly
Do you mean actually that or p hole without the h pronounced?
idek, it just sounds like pussy o
Ngl i want to catch a game with kari and licht one day
no ole
bro is seething in this clip
i wasn’t aware runescape is this serious
atleast the pvp
Oh runescape gets heated
Teres a gambling addict on runscape
glances at speed freeks
Isn't speed freeks just bots
I tried it shortly not sure i ever met humans
Rewdy and cee are gay
i don’t play runescape but i gamble a lot of money on horses and blackjack in gta

Dumbass
Blackjack is the way
So ADHD I didn’t even finish reading the caption
So gen Alpha is immune 
my brain after 5 second
the Z stare
darktide
i think youre right
Cee and rewdy are gay confirmed
horrorgryn
You are likely to be eaten by a grue
Star Spawn Grue?
pox hound cancel fail be like
BUSH HI
Brunt my beloved
stab shovel need push attack buff
where brunt
FS pls fix your damned servers.
Feels bad to be an at least competent enough Arbites player who constantly gets DC’ed for no other reason beyond “oops spawned too many enemies for servers to support.”
wake the fuck up fat shark
Kill the enemies faster than they spawn.
Nah, kill the enemies faster than you open the game.
Seems like a skill issue.
Just a heads up, there is a scammer on this discord that contacted me, if anyone randomly adds you to play some obscure/random game then follows up with "oh sorry, I added the wrong person/I seem to have recognise the wrong person" or something along those lines, do not click on the game links they send you.
Report to a warden btw.
Report them to server staff.
Pretty sure Gawain or Aqulia would see to it.
I will, just letting people know
Aquila the goat. ♥
@ the scammer
My hands are ded for the night. Those that were there can tell you why.
👀
Not you
Tails give you really good advice... ok maybe not
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She did a 4 hour bongo drum livestream
Why
Was it good?
Divine
Unless that is your way of saying, hitting cara with a maul... >_>
Divine hate in dmc
Since she hardcarries, don't tell me she did so using a Gamecube Donkey Kong drum as a controller!
Blindfolded too
clutching
She is leagues ahead of the rest of us.
LOOK, IT WAS JUST LIGHTS OUT.
Back from torment EAGHHHHH
i feel shit
might as well been blindfolded
Hello…
When there was no light for us. You became it.
👋
hello dog
hiya avanar
We were all put on this earth to suffer
I'm going back to havoc helping. wish me luck, folk
Done babysitting?
We each have our own private pain
Patpats.
The Emperor's light guide us through the night







