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i heard you put the ass in astralmight
i put the chart in chartreuse
ELLO GUYS
Now that would genuinely be terrifying for the typical heretic I think, big man coming at ya like a barrel w nothing on but undies
(Shart)
Why are you fucking the dead
i want to fight in my towel
Must've been the wind
my psyker should be allowed to fight in just undies, a bra, and his mask
where are my fucking pants
(my pants for fucking)

so it has holes at the butt and crotch?
wild
why the butt
you know why
d-_-b
did you just give that emoji ears
what do you think
big ears
d-_-b
big radar dishes
Ears are cancelled in these parts smh my head
dude is listening
i like to think of them as headphones
big ol cans

I just don't think
im a thinker
ur a stinker
poor bro didn't know why there is a hole in the ass part of the pants
You're the dinker
nah, you just as stinky
no im NOT
Gonna need a source to that
hello snake boy
Quality voice acting btw

o ja hans essen mein schnitzel
my knees hurt like hell
gimme nitro
Femboy pics first
yes you are
submissive marshy fenboy
Arbitrator dogs be like :D
WHOS A FEMBOY?!
goofy
no one
You

frenboy

👉 👈
we back with the daily femboy talk then
how am i the femboy here
I'll be the bog bara
hi, lamia
I AM BIG AND MASC
😂
Youre feminine and you know it
You must stand with us
Gerber


one can only wish sadly
I can help 
you just are
you can explode yourself

I do

they boutta blow
erupt violently, preferably in confetti
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So thats how you like it huh
darktide the anime live action movie
also hi pheonix

doing well you?
AYO
poor guy in the background jfc
breaking out the moves
submissive and breadable
get it
because sub
threatened by the display of dominance
arby hang around rejects for too long
feltttt
Making the room stank
i hate that gif so fucking much
you're 1 hour behind me am pretty sure
yep
it's almost 10 for you isn't it
its 10am for me now

bro hpw the fuck you know
wait i told you im european
𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓫𝓸𝔂
yea but having the exact same hours is kind of silly
i was called?
hi licht
trueeeee
approaches you with a poorly fitted uniform
@lilac crag I'd be scared if you understood what i said in dutch
I loosely understand most languages
bet take that challenge
when you were taking a break and speaking I was able to figure out what you were saying
i want you to guess what i say in dutch to my mom on call next time
Nobody speaks oven 
i speak duglish
no promises 
dutch and english combined
they don't be speaking the fart people language
I speak for the trees buddy
damn, i must be hot as fuck then cuz i do
hey guys im loking to do havocs and i dont know where to look

Binharic
did you unlock them?
cuz then you speak to the woman on the right terminal
You sould send a voice message of you meowing for reference
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When
never for you
I didn't name anyone specifically though, but i don't judge 

Mornin Alex
how does it go fella
cuz you have to unlock them by doing an auric maelstrom, then you go to the terminal on the right talk with thr woman and then you can do havocs
good good
I need to draw more
Gib art
maybe in a while
I'm too lazy to link it
Dukane
Yeah I need to learn to draw people
:0 YOU DRAW?
I can draw landscapes
i am having someone commissionnart of my arby
i am more than willing to let others draw them too
I don't do commissions because I already work a full time job
aww shit
I can barely draw for myself
some people offered to draw me trench rat after having been in havoc lobbies enough to be recognized
I scheduled time off but watch things happen to get in the way of my time off
I like calligraphy heaps
The most I'll do is draw for close friends and that's for free
Very fun
Got said piece lying around?
draw uncle
none have followed through on their word sadly
You want me draw him soooo bad
I've had friends draw my psyker though
An ongoing piece of me, Loosh and Krunt
hmmm
DM if you want an art link so I can send it after I sleep
Will be adding Karien today
this is gud stuff
Tilly is normal
actually fuck it I'll just post the link https://astralmight.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art alright go mild
how often this game comes out with new class seems like they release 1 only 2 year after release so 2 years one??
Holy shit tumblr
this is the first new class we've ever gotten
Good art btw, creature
i saw a video from Mister E it teases new class? wyt


take that with a massive grain of salt
mister e is making content
Ds ogryn yes!
the pox hound art is fucking sick, dude
@midnight willow since I'll forget eventually
I wish i could do charecters
I only can do landscapes smh
Dude it's so good
there's a pox hound?
the three eyed dog with melted flesh?
that's my fursona covered in algae 
Close enough
It should be covered in flesh though 
You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me
Fatshark has 3 classes in the works
Arbirator was the first to release
chef class
So the other 2 should come in a reasonable timeframe
hit blunt
Sister next year with 👖 stealer cult in 2nd hive
Morrow but we find out... 🫃
I know for a fact that we won't have any new ones this year
beastmen would be in line with the whole reject theme
Id say tech adept and aeldari corsair
Since broker is the internal name for the second class
If fatshark adds aeldari I may just quit lmao
Brahms has stuff on aeldari in her memories I think
Aeldari sounds unlikely. Maybe a liason task giver
also, broker? like data broker?
Just an internal code name
Hive ganger maybe?
just curious why that would suggest a tech adept
I mean
I’d hate to break it to you
But
A whole hive full of Cultist
Tertium isn’t good news
Knees
Tertium had bad news
(It wouldn't be like the zealot either i think it would be like a battle sister or something
Knees
Did tertium broke yhem
Good knees varlets
There are more demons then you can shake a genetically enhanced stick at
Crossbolt
Yet but it's contained to the bit where poor people are so
My ankles and knees really hurt
Tertium knees bad
And my lower and upper back is absolutely cooked
Nope it’s also in throneside
The poor and the
looks
“Middle” class?
That exists?
An acceptable loss!
the underbelly, more so
In all seriousness it isn't great but it also not like... terrible.
we've still got the upper classes safe, relatively speaking
I’d agree if it wasnt for the beasts of Nurgle
Which is why it is annoying when people bring up exterminatus
Oh yeah it’s not THAT bad
But it’s…concerning
It’s not exterminatus but it’s definitely purge worthy
concerning to the imperium is high standards
a single space marine squad would be given to us in a worse situation on tertium
Insert 3 men meme
yup
Best I can spare is Abominatus the despoiler of worlds

:0 IMMA CHECK IT OUT RN
Either way no space marines so it'll never get that bad
Gimme a company of flesh teareres and tertium will be imperial again
They’ve confirmed if space marines are deployed we stop playing
So it will never get Astartes level
@south jetty brooo that art
If they ever added a space marine it also wouldn't be a chapter you've ever heard of
Because that's something fatshark likes to do
I’d be down for it

I want them to atleast confirm what Astartes reside over this place
Solo mode would work or duo for astartes gameplay
Because there are statues of them
It depends which chapters sector were in
I've also always said if it was any chapter it'd be the Celestial Lions
Because they got beef with the inquisition
Aren’t they…
Wait no
That’s the astral claws

Uhh the Castellans of the rift?
Yeah they turned into the red corsairs
Who?
They don’t go to the warp
They go to basically
Oh 
3 classes remember
So tech adept could still be a thing
A place that happens to have A LOT of chaos
imma just read and hopefully make sense of this all
almost garunteed that one is
now if only we could some exotic abhumans and weapons...
They wouldn’t be here I don’t think as they are a chapter out in the backyard of shit creek doing there best to keep the meth heads out
Yeah there on the edge of imperial space right? I just reckon if we had their help problem would be sorted
That's why I mistakenly said they go to the warp
Tech adept is the most flexible archetype for admech
They just keep the stuff from the warp out I'm guessing
That’s the grey knights
I don’t like the grey knights
Since they can go into varius mechanicus schools
Like skiitarius dominus
Etc etc
Gk are boring

They defend the “rift” a place that happens to have a place that chaos wants to come through
Why?

Think like Armageddon with orks
They have too much main charecter energy
Boring
Shittily written
Mary sue named characters
The exorcists are better
is that bad? 
There way too strong
oh shit okay
nvm, got the message
Exo what?
Exoorsists are so cool
The Exorcists
they can be, depending on how its done
Don't they have to get possessed and force the demon out or something
So they can get resistance to chaos
Yep
My knowledge only comes from dawn of war 1,darktide and space marine games sooo 
Me and the boys hate Grey Knights 🗣️
Their newest book is blatant propaganda
Also exorcists use people as vaults to lock various daemons in them
omw to apply for that job
I like the chaos resistant chapters
free bullet in head
It's interesting
Also they look almost exactly like the word bearers
secret third option whatever is inside you is so problematic it breaks out

get this man a true
kinky?
They have a ship don't they full of demons trapped in people
They have the GK on standby at their training planet
they're no fun
Sorta
Lets just say some of the people host extremely dangerous daemons that could ruin the galaxy if they escape
whats free? the kinkiness? always
It's always moving to keep it away from being discovered or something like that because it has like a bunch of shit on board that's v bad news
adorable
OH WAIT TO GAME? NOT YET
im sorry hun, irl and adulting comes first
once done, i am free to game, around the same time as yesterday i think
with me it is 
Hey guys, in Darktide is rending better or impact?

depends on class
LMAO i got nobody to fuck so no worries, its regular adulting

Depends what class, weapon and build
alas, life is the one fucking you
i forgot weapons are part of the buildd-
Very elaborate
fuck, then i am cheating on life with my gf
tru

Well, Im wondering whether Arbites should have Opportunist+High Voltage on the Shock Maul+Shield or Hammerblow+High Voltage.
fuck life, never loved them anyways i love my gf thats it 😂
I run the first one
i run shield and i change the second weapon out occasionally
My thoughts exactly! Armour damage is better than impact mostly no ?
i might switch up the build though
Idfk what impact even does tbh
depends on what impact does
if it stuns its pretty great
It staggers
thats pretty decent tbh
Arbi staggers enough
I personally do opportunist and high voltage but I see hammer blow as a common alternative
Bring opp
staggers buy time
Also, does stagger in Darktide work the same way it dxoes in Vermintide: Stagger 1 & Stagger 2?
being the squad's heavy stunner is a good utility
i wanna make a full on tank build for arby
:3
Oh god I’m a stereotype
Yes some people suggested it but now that I've played the game quite a bit, I'm learning more & understanding the game mechanics better.
It’s peach that ok?
its kinda refreshing cuz of the taste
then you haven't had the best ice cream yet
Or mint chocco chip
strawberry is great
i never fully grasped this, so i went with stracciatella
I don’t get the people who say mint tastes like toothpaste
maybe now my mind is like 'ight this is great'
mint tea definitely doesn't taste like toothpaste
neither should the ice cream
Good morning my blossoms
Your what
You’re a beautiful blossom, perhaps not mine, that was bold. But could I visit you in spring I would be contented.
someone got their rizz up
🌸
That sounds wonderful, a great honor it would be for me to welcome your company.
hi nurgle
Also good morning
Heyyyyy girlllll
I'm more like a homunculus but that works
Never escaping the femboy accusation
You can say hey girlllll to your bros too
true
the definition of femboy is very loose around here
I really enjoyed that new exorcist novel
actually
great chapter lore
edgy as all hell but in a peak campy grim and dark and grimdark 40k way
hunk
yo
They have a new novel <~<
smol
hank in chat wahoo
well, new? it came out last year
oaths of damnation iirc
i recommend it!
hello hello ❤️
Was it the one where that guardsman cried and begs for her life because they look like the word bearers and the exorcist just ask his captain what the fuck that was about
Damn just googled the book looks cool af
smol and proud
yes it is
it goes into how divorced they are from human emotion, moreso than usual, because of their creation process a lot
sprinkled on top of a cool daemon-hunt plot
yeah it's solid
the characters are a bit weak but it's also... by design...? because they're exorcists...? so i can't really fault them for it LOL. but it's mostly cool because of the chapter lore and their rituals and abilities and so on.
Was it you my gorgeous sunflower that I was trying to shill Malazan to the other day? If so, good, if not, either way - I finished the first book last night and highly recommend
it was, yes
I just await a new charcaradons novel
So
I wasn’t even aware of the excorcist chapter till now so definitely gonna check it out
there's a scene where a daemon ends up in the mind of an exorcist like an impromptu daemonhost and the daemon is visibly revolted at the total lack of... well, a soul
like actually going "what the FUCK is this?"
it's wonderful
grey knights are like "what if we only recruited the most exceptionally powerful minds and souls and fortified them to the gigamax against daemons with ultra-faith and massive psyker powers and extremely powerful gear and we're just the best?" and exorcists are like "well daemons feast on and manipulate human souls so what if we just made space marines and then ripped their fucking souls out? huh? what then?"
so based
Do they smush their souls then or are they just insanely mundane space marines by default?
the space marines are deliberately subjected to daemonic possession and then the daemon is so violently exorcised that the space marine's soul is ripped out along with it
that's how they're made
Oh rip.. dunno why but it makes me really hungry for boiled eggs
the only thing that remains is a sort of Dornian sense of duty (they're a secret IF successor chapter)
it's a big ordo malleus project that would be immediately destroyed if anyone else found out the specifics lol.
Presenting:
https://www.justonecookbook.com/ramen-egg/
Are those yolks runny or set?
Where is Hank?
Yes
Too high in sodium
It's up to preference, personally i like the middleground
E
@lilac crag
No gifs allowed
do you have any anomaly to go with her?
Miyabi
Miyabi soukaku and yuzuha is her current best team iirc
Though I run Jane, Viv, Yuzuha
Yeah im not up to date with mono ice anymore but I wouldn't be surprised if lycaon got replaced by yuzuha
I do jane seth yuzuha
I have yanagi to replace with Seth, but... I like my cat and mouse too much
My main 3 teams are the Jane one I mentioned above, Miyabi, Nicole, Soukaku and Yixuan, Pan Yuhan, Pulchra
Cruise me cruise me baby
no thanks
Hiii
That's a spirit
Ye in the right place
Good, but die in the name of Emperor
How else?
Obviously, dying for his name is the right choice

Just make sure it's not suicide
That would be a waste
I have a theory about zealot
it feels like nobody knows how to play this game tonight, 4 for 4 failed Heresy and Damnation runs
Gloriana runs especially, nobody seems to bother figuring out how anything works
Face me
having to play on Uprising just so i can reliably solo
Good, now do it on Auric
Okay you know what Karien-

Draw
I challenge you in duel
Face me properly!
Stop reacting me
No hate tho
Go for the throat Kari 
Okay but for real why always stare react me
I’m so scared
Karien come on
Da KARKING-
Are the lambs still screaming?

All of them
I don't have hard feelings but man she just don't say that much
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Femboytiders*
you dont have hard feelings?
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING RN KARIEN DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T
Syka blyad pfft
Kurwa
kurva 
Is doing havoc a good way to get plasteel?
no
I thought it was w nit v
People usually use syka blyad as just general cussing when something is funny, or they're mad and etc
So low intensity on damnation diff and just explore then
you should just do one a week for the free box then play damnation
yeah
Idi Nahui blyad
Banchooood
does damnation have the same amount of plasteel as auric still?
knnbccb
It's a very bad Indian word
Ah.
motherchod
I think it's means sister f-er
Haven't play with much Indian, last time was in CSGO a good decade ago
I had some last week
butter chicken
develop a smol fever the next day
Real
23K diamantine per week is good just by playing one mission
Have you guys heard of the butter chicken guy?
Yes
... no?
He kills his customers
The guy puts too much chilli power and kills his customers
It's a insta account that's a restaurant and there always like hi name is Ramesh and today I think we will sell 900 butter chicken , then it cuts to him in the kitchen like fuck no
wait seriously? he just put a fuckton of chilli to kill all the customers?
Oh yeah, Indian kitchen
And then he kills his customers
oh
Wait
It’s just a side effect
mental
Of eating his curry
I'm willing to bet that's not in India
He wears gloves, course it's not India
I think there in Canada
Too damn clean
Ello all.
Ello Lark
Heres why: im going to recreate the “Domino Division” in real life
Which is 5,000 strong
Who dies from chili?
activate self-repair
Guys can someone confirm this apparantly if your allergic to lobster shrimp what not cockroches also make you ill
How am i going to afford such a small detachment of 5,000 guardsmen of a 155,00 collection you ask? I dont fucking know
To be fair, shellfish is just the insects of the ocean.
Joe rogan was saying they found this out on fear factor
this borg plastics
RIP
They had people allergic to shell fish go into anaphylaxis shock from eating roaches
open OF
I wouldn't trust anything said by Joe Rogan. Even true things, once said by Joe Rogan becomes lies.
im joking
Yeah that's why I came here but there was a few others saying this too
They're making the frogs gay
Joe rogan cracks me the fuck up man
Trust me the curry becomes powdery from all the chilli
Man dies after choking outside grasping for air for two hours
Also
Such a silly man 
Papa johns in my country decided to release a pizza called tandoori chicken pizza 💀💀
ello @somber stream @fiery wave
That's Alex Jones.
You know what's funny about Alex jones
Technically they then die from asphyxiation, not the chili. 
Everything he's said has been pretty close to real 
Oh they're all the same to me, American stuff
Which is fkn terrifying
Im going to rob a bank to be able to afford 78 leman russ tanks, 50 15man lasmen squads and 3782 support and demolition and recon units (which is probably a million dollars)
Ello
alex jones 40k edits are peak entertainment god bless this man
And in Christmas time, dominoes creates a pizza called Christmas tree pizza with Christmas tree shavings 💀💀
With a bit of red wine sauce 💀💀
People think they have cloned him cause he's all healthy now and stopped drinking 
(They both share a protein or summthing. Good thing I can enjoy both. Fried bugs yummy.)
Even worse in APAC they released a Halloween pizza… with a whole frog put on top of it
i hear fried bugs taste like peanut butter
vet so weak he cant put anything down
They taste like crispy leaf
Real
I'd try it
I’ve vowed to not eat any more pizza
butter cricket guy
The unbreakable vow
Aaahh yes
Aslong as it's not offal I'll probably eat it
Don't eat me. :<
(You want fried large mealworms.)
I do not understand you euros and your obsession w eating organs
Tastes like lobter
Those actually taste good
I bet
Like smol noodle
zola looks so fucked up
(Offal is tasty, WDYM?
)
When doesn’t she
I could go for some fried squid. damn..
Need more protein
But wait one, Koreans gave me something, and i would like to bless thy eyes with it
Cute kid
you're typing with ( ) again.
I can't do the textures 🗣️ makes my body recoil
ive yet to see or touch a spynx cat irl
Skaven slaves are 70g of protein per serving
(Yes, very. Ppl should try it Thai style, yep.)
(Shush.
)
....nnnnnoooooooo
(Lrn2Asian.)
Wish granted, I'll meticulously measure both the rice and water when cooking it.
Brother euuurgh
how was playing with @midnight willow ?
she was lovely. I had to go cus of a surprise visit. I plan to get back with them the moment I'm done
It’s… something
R those bugs
lung, liver, offal, tripes
The lieutenant and Sergeant both climbed into their respective war machines, taking seat in their chairs and buckling themselves in.
After the 14 mile crawl with occasional stops and shift rotations, in total the sergeant estimated a 16 hour crawl back to base, where they met up either the rest of the Division , 5,000 men strong, accompanied with 78 Leman Russ tanks 50 15 man squadrons and a support company of 3,782 anti air and reconnaissance units although this collect was only the “Domino Division” of the “Steel Crawlers” they stood a formidable foe, in total the “Steel Crawlers” amass a size of 155,000 men at full strength and in unity which is a rare sight as the 155th is stretched out among the entire Moebian Domain
hello there not yet friend
I love meat
-.- morning, here at least
I dont know about out of a can
Of course, i threw the entire thing
I'd wanna put them on the BBQ or something
NO
No?
I mean, go ahead. You can try
(Gib. Is Silkworm pupae soup. Heat it up first.)
morningggg
Idk the certainty of that no made me think you know what your talking about 
Wake up it’s a beautiful morning
how goes the tidings of dark?
Wake up it’s a beautiful day
5525797386
@steep marten @vivid hazel @orchid lynx
doing well
hi captain
MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO THE LEON SUITES
bruh, i feel like i woke up to being in the Philippines again.
(Wasted. Nobody brings them here. I had it when we went to Korea during winter. Warm and filling.)
I feel like K-mark is everywhere now
Especially in Asia
Midwinter
karien karien karien
(Yes, but they just don't import that.)
Korea = squid games
For a good reason, i'm sure
karien karien
Whag is karien
someone wants your attention.
Karien = Zimmer 5.0
Tanith
karien karien karien karien
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
whoops haha x
Aye.
My condolences
Plot armor
thats cadians
our planet blew up
Labubu are so hard to buy
i get kidnapped yay!
I can’t find any at all
It's hip to be square 🎷 🎶
Keep them that way
I fucking hate tbose fugly monsters
okay, constant wars with daemons. ya'll have yarrik.
Symbols of capitalism
Strategy
Working with professionals
me automating undercover shitposting at work
I sell seashells off the seashore and empty females
professionals of cant get shit right on your own planet
(Ppl too weak.)
At least we kept our planet
Unlike the CADIANS
(That's just Elios.)
I know, and dont at the same time.
Hats off to you, oh Emperor's chosen

The strongest carry of all
@somber stream really want to add this one but would be hard to explain to the client
idk bout that last part
What kind of people are you working with
Too much pussy
||British||
Ew
i like cats too
High time i blow my brain smooth
yeah i know but i gotta eat
(He does it all the time. Is normal.)
I’m allergic to cats
so get high
I'm Chaos chosen, WDYM?
I prefer a slug of the 8 gauge variety
So you claim
Hello femboytiders
I told you before.
Emperor is just a Chaos God, anyway.
so what do you guys do here except jerk each other off all day
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
🙃 and like that, im done.
Lies on my goat’s name
bruh
I write
YOU ARE
And fail
Chinese poetry

Its fun
Is truth. Soontm.
I am the voyeur, looking looking looking
Annoy each other.
Looking through windows for demons or anything of that sort
A misconception, understandable
Occasionally shoot each other
Im not affiliated with these people
Does true solo work still?
Nu. Truth. But anyway, a vet and a zealot sharing a bed time.
Na, fuck that, you are.
I'm honestly not sure it works anymore
Ah yes hello stranger what weather happenings yes?
I hope a drink is in order first
you could never annoy me
about bitch degrees of bullshit.
Ramona is a don’t wanna bitch
nighty night, keep the butthole tight
tried, failed, did it to others. seen it with friends.
Of each other?
Kari horny posting
nothing new to me. not the first, not the last
Ok grandpa that’s interesting off to bed now
Of said indivituals, yes
Makes things easier, smoother, y'know?
just got up. thinking of sticking to violence today.
Licht and kari horny posting what a suprise
Just a tinge of sus posting. No deets or anything.
Purveys like a don’t wanna bitch
True. After all, what's best after surviving another day, right?
I sentence you to a 15 minute shower
Personally i prefer a hot shower, a hearty meal and a 16 hours sleep. In that specific order
E
Anything else will have to wait till the next day
You know what they say, if you gotta do it, give it the best you've got

rather just drink
Booze is for those who need jt
I'd prefer not having a massive headache the following morning
Show
off ya go then.
That good sleep isn’t tonight
Ок,iamback
But but but, fun together before cuddling to sleep...
hey... shh
Do i actually have friends or are they just people i know






