general-chat

[inland mantle]

think of the baja blast bart

[round mica]

Bart you are MVP here

[long sigil]

my parents will sad

and nobody give food my rabbits

[round mica]

That is why you wont kys,

[long sigil]

my pill all out

[round mica]

So stay and be part of this decadent discord

[civic python]

kys (keep yourself safe)

[long sigil]

i cant sleep well

wake the f up fat shark

https://tenor.com/view/브베-streamer-angry-rage-scream-gif-17075143

i am fucking get age

[round mica]

Bart we need you here, Don't leave us ok?

[marsh iris]

bart fart

[long sigil]

dont worry

i am not die

i feel no sad

just fucking hate blender

and i dont wanna go army

[trail isle]

The machinery?

[somber stream]

The 3d program

[round mica]

You might have to go to the army. But when you come back. You will be twice the man you are now. Yes it will suck. But no you wont regret it later.

[long sigil]

kr army is shit

not like us army

[somber stream]

I heard they bully a lot lol

[round mica]

They do

[long sigil]

if they do and i cant avoid it

i am not kms

[fair bridge]

yeah what's most important in life is being a man and treating people like shit

[long sigil]

just kill

[fair bridge]

thank god for the armed forces

[round mica]

Sarcasm detected and noted

[long sigil]

feel fcking shit and hope some darktide news

[halcyon glen]

You’re all my babies

[long sigil]

gay

[fair bridge]

not until august

[halcyon glen]

I am with babies

[long sigil]

yes waiting

[fair bridge]

ok

[marsh iris]

i like kr army stew

[long sigil]

swedish fuckers have to wake there viking soul

[fair bridge]

go play like a good game

[halcyon glen]

This is the chrome

[round mica]

Dead

[long sigil]

shit

[thorny cave]

They lost their soul to the english lol

[fair bridge]

play bioshock

or fucking like helldivers

[thorny cave]

Ive been playin diablo IV in mean time.

[halcyon glen]

I paint the funny coloured English

[somber stream]

Play Japanese anime horse girl gacha game

[fair bridge]

i said a good game

[long sigil]

obsessive compulsive disorder

[fair bridge]

play diablo 2

[thorny cave]

Its not bad lol

[long sigil]

cant make me game enjoy

i have to study

[thorny cave]

Nah im good bro lol

[long sigil]

fffffff

[fair bridge]

was not talking to you

[long sigil]

null what u unity ass

[thorny cave]

I dont care lol now you are

[long sigil]

unity engine tell me null what

[fair bridge]

typical diablo 4 player

[somber stream]

Now kiss

[fair bridge]

tell me what is wrong with unity

[thorny cave]

Typical the old one is better

[fair bridge]

is it bugging out again

[thorny cave]

[long sigil]

some compile error

[fair bridge]

😔

[long sigil]

bother

[fair bridge]

try unity discord

[sleek harness]

Doonald the hell you been smoking

[fair bridge]

they are helpful when they are not incredibly annoying

[round mica]

Lmbk everyone here from the USA?

[long sigil]

yeah

no

i am korean man

[fair bridge]

i am from the nation of sealand

[thorny cave]

there are plenty who are not from the states

[long sigil]

and bad eng speak

[round mica]

Iknew that bart- mainly asking all the others

[fair bridge]

a free citizen of the world

[sleek harness]

Lies before 1999 used to be believable

[somber stream]

I'm Wakandan

[fair bridge]

you speak well

[round mica]

Eu?

[long sigil]

nope

[thorny cave]

Yeah, Im from the states

[long sigil]

bad

[fair bridge]

if someone told you that you speak badly they are a cunt

[thorny cave]

but some are form EU

[fair bridge]

and we don't listen to cunts do we

[round mica]

🔥

[long sigil]

i am not suffer from other

suffer from me

i dont care other

[fiery wave]

More like, typing drunk.

[fair bridge]

you seem distressed. perhaps seek a professional

[long sigil]

obsessive compulsive disorder pill ran out

and hospital is now on vac

[long sigil]

wait next day

[thorny cave]

I support peoples decision to discord while drunk

[round mica]

I think he is doing his best.

[fair bridge]

he is indeed doing his best

[thorny cave]

better than driving lol

[long sigil]

stressed by china spy

[fair bridge]

yeah doonald's a chinese spy for sure

[long sigil]

and study stress

no

[fiery wave]

Is fine tbh.

[long sigil]

our president is the spy

how the fuck

and he guilt

kill

[thorny cave]

Your a cock spy

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/찢칠라-gif-25939284

[thorny cave]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-michael-scott-the-office-funny-gif-14809826

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-pounder-dinotrux-destruction-pounding-rocks-gif-17903596

[long sigil]

he is killer

not joke

he does

[long sigil]

why china left side

[fair bridge]

the council must meet

[round mica]

?

[long sigil]

and alcohol tax is so high

look map

korea left side

china

[sleek harness]

Why is Saltzpyre black

[long sigil]

more evil than trump

death to xi

[brazen pelican]

[fair bridge]

oh yeah winnie the pooh

[elder merlin]

He just in the shade

[fair bridge]

fuck that guy lol

[long sigil]

if some one say it racism

f u

i am yellow monkey ass

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-tf2-tf2memes-tf2soldier-gif-26075805

[long sigil]

go on study now

fuck

[fair bridge]

go study

[elder merlin]

Oh calm down, its nothing compared to the horny femboy posting

[long sigil]

death to xi

[round mica]

Good luck mate

[elder merlin]

Mongolia will rise again

[thorny cave]

https://tenor.com/view/markus-kruber-victor-saltzpyre-grail-knight-witch-hunter-captain-bounty-hunter-gif-13084654544333402006

[long sigil]

mongol cool

hate china

good china man is so few

[round mica]

BEcause all of east- north eu share mongolian dna

[ripe tangle]

what about Taiwan?

[long sigil]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

uhh

[long sigil]

suffer same as korea

[ripe tangle]

Taiwan is Island China

[elder merlin]

Taiwan resists china

[sleek harness]

Lucia explain me what the hell is this video

[ripe tangle]

and they suffered similarly as Korea since they too were victims of both China and Japan

[ripe tangle]

It’s me.

[round mica]

How about you china and the rest Taiwan?

[long sigil]

no more talk

need to study

real go

bye

[ripe tangle]

seeya

[round mica]

Gnite friend

[tired steeple]

Hello

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[ripe tangle]

Greetings Magos

I need you to repair my damaged power armour, can you do it?

[marsh iris]

Hi Sister im here to hand myself in

[ripe tangle]

wait

really?

[tired steeple]

Easily

[wicked pike]

Hey, Rejects

[round mica]

Hello

[marsh iris]

oh im not a heretic anymore?

[round mica]

Thanks for breaking up the rp

[ripe tangle]

I will remove it and hand it over then.

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[ripe tangle]

No, you certainly are, I’m just surprised you’re turning yourself in amd allowing me to kill you.

normally Heretics resist a bit more.

[wicked pike]

It's better when they fight back

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-sonic-zesty-sonic-yum-scrumptious-gif-450341359401087919

[ripe tangle]

fret not, I’ll end you swiftly and painlessly.

[marsh iris]

im ready

[marsh iris]

aw man no fun

[outer jasper]

I want to learn how to play this ttrpg

[wicked pike]

Target practice is nice but no real test of skill

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-battle-sister-vr-gun-gif-14427357266693810958

[tired steeple]

I heard this game unfortunately wasn’t very good

[round mica]

Is this deathwing?

[wicked pike]

Sister Lucia! Long time no see.

[marsh iris]

sister giving me a boring death smh

[ripe tangle]

Indeed Trooper Dylan; it has been too long.

[clever vapor]

so i just reached the twins and man wtf is this diff spike

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2 better

[halcyon glen]

Fat rat

[wicked pike]

I believe it

[sleek harness]

Come to Vermintide 2 official server discord

[tired steeple]

Oh no

I mean

The vr game

Sister of battle

[halcyon glen]

Ok

[ripe tangle]

I thought you’d have been killed by now, the Emperor clearly guided you and protected you as you carried out your duties.

[tired steeple]

I heard it was pretty ass

[ripe tangle]

Praise be.

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2 is still better

[halcyon glen]

Real

[wicked pike]

Guess I'm just lucky

[tired steeple]

That’s fair

[clever vapor]

what the actual, what is this diff spike XD

Against the Karnak twins

[ripe tangle]

Perhaps we should celebrate.

[tired steeple]

I prefer darktide cause it’s faster

[ripe tangle]

we can do so by shooting Garut for heresy.

[wicked pike]

I don't imagine the Emperor Himself would waste all that effort on keeping me alive. More likely that the heretics are just incompetent.

[fiery wave]

Most will have to drop a difficulty for it.

[ripe tangle]

Do not downplay the acts of the Emperor’s Divine Protection.

[clever vapor]

no no im doing it on the easiest

[halcyon pebble]

new player?

[clever vapor]

yeah

[ripe tangle]

You’re clearly chosen for a reason, carry out his will without hesitation.

[halcyon pebble]

whats your current level?

[marsh iris]

why is emperor so choosy

[clever vapor]

15

[inland mantle]

Explains much

[halcyon pebble]

should be more than enough on uprising , are you playing with 3 bots?

[fiery wave]

Do we get on and help?

[halcyon pebble]

not on darktide PC sadly

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[wicked pike]

As you say Sister. I will do my best, as always.

[sleek harness]

Markus Kruber thinks he is a Dark Souls main character

What a shame

[clever vapor]

nope, was with 3 players including me

the melee one is the most annoying

[elder merlin]

Grail knight kruber solos all of dark souls 1

[sleek harness]

Kruber praised to a random god lady and was able to get a crusader knight drip

[halcyon glen]

E

[halcyon pebble]

shoot the melee captain shield its weak if you use autoguns, melee the ranged captain shield

if someone getting zoned by melee captain just hold block and let other deal damage

[elder merlin]

Random elf god lady

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-grail-knight-kruber-gif-5598768999825553829

[round mica]

Basically makes 0 fkn sense

[weak beacon]

What’s the best/most fun autogun?

[ripe tangle]

Who’s the most objectively evil race in Age of Sigmar?

[round mica]

Single shot autogun with auto mod enabled

[modest flume]

Vraks Mk 5 probably

Basically the bullet version of the Recon

[halcyon pebble]

braced agri autogun

[elder merlin]

Autoguns are fun?

[halcyon pebble]

i like my bootleg CSGO AK

[sleek harness]

Who do you think

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sleek harness]

Well you are looking at it

[halcyon glen]

It’s hard enough to keep formation

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-stare-gif-3985437154184598665

[ripe tangle]

either Druchii or Chaos Dwarves

[halcyon glen]

Radiation

[halcyon glen]

Fall out saturation

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[sleek harness]

We made a fake comet to make every faction fight for it

Thats straight evil

[fiery wave]

Look, Skavens just need scritches and patpats.

[halcyon glen]

Jung the foreman prayed at work

[ripe tangle]

Skaven aren’t THAT evil; they’re genocidal and chaotic and extremely racist and dangerous as fuck

but they’re not that evil

[stable fox]

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/david-bowie-the-hearts-filthy-lesson-david-bowie-gif-11592875541637445590

[stable fox]

So now you started learning about skavens, Zealot

Interesting

[weak beacon]

I mean I mainly just use the recon lasgun but I want to spice things up nothing but nonstop havoc missions is becoming extremely tedious

[clever vapor]

i see, so one is weak against the other damage style

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[sleek harness]

But what about us slavering ourselves and other kinds?

[halcyon glen]

It’s the heart’s filthy lesson

[sleek harness]

Slavering?

Enslavering

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[ripe tangle]

Humanity does that too.

[ripe tangle]

It’s an evil, but not a particular one to your race only.

[round mica]

So you basically need Vraks headhunter (singleshot) rifle, Then go to nexus and download the Automatic fire mod. To save your fingers. Then you get Weapon fov. and Lastely you need the weapon customization mod so that you can get a holo sigyht on your autogun. I mean Jebus fk iron corss? comon?

[stable fox]

Raki, we are not so different from eachother in some aspects of culture

Ancient greeks used to so that

Ancient Egypt too

[sleek harness]

Yeah, ancients

Yall aren't ancients anymore

[stable fox]

still

[halcyon glen]

It’s hard enough

[weak beacon]

[ripe tangle]

you… do realize humanity still has slavery right?

[fiery wave]

@sleek harness Patpats.

[marsh iris]

yeah

[stable fox]

Oh Throne

Wash your hands after that Karien

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-doro-meme-toilet-restroom-gif-14343205956687655242

[halcyon glen]

Life is lost

Lost is love

[stable fox]

I don't say that raki is dirty but still

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[round mica]

xplain the confusion

[stable fox]

Stop calling for Paul he's asleep now probably

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/lost-records-bloom-and-rage-lost-records-kat-mikaelsen-silly-gif-14197958414429265966

[clever vapor]

note to self -> DONT TRY TO BLOCK A CRUSHER ATTACK

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/newspaper-gif-18150652

[fiery wave]

Dodge to the side.

[weak beacon]

Just why do I have to download mods?

[stable fox]

Unless if you have too much stamina-

[tame hemlock]

you can with a shield

[ripe tangle]

how evil/cruel would someone have to be to make a Golden Retriever react that way!?!

fr Goldens are friendly with virtually anyone so long as they’re not just teeming to the gills with bastardry and evil energy

[round mica]

For ease of use. And it is allowed. So go ahead and make your day.

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

Needs a perfect block, newbies can't do that safely.

[tame hemlock]

nope a shield doesn't

[stable fox]

Raki, could you explain why zealot is now tolerating you as well?

[tame hemlock]

shields just lose stamina from blocking overheads

[tired steeple]

I was recently made aware of how good it is to just block a dhost and let your team fight them

[halcyon pebble]

its better to kill the ranged one first after you break the shield so you dont have landmines covering half the map

[tame hemlock]

but no damage bleeds through

[marsh iris]

arby perfect block talent

[halcyon glen]

It’s making me cry

[tired steeple]

I woke one up and then did this and survived

[fiery wave]

If you mean oggy special, that just blocks everything that isn't a disabler and fire.

[halcyon glen]

Goodbye cruel world

[tired steeple]

Thank you team that was awesome

[halcyon glen]

I’m leaving you today

Good bye goodbye goodbye

[tame hemlock]

no just any arbites shield and ogryn shield blocks in general block overhead attacks

[somber stream]

Mod should rename genchat into Freaktide during april’s fool or something

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-18091864705525459424

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

You know i’m right

[halcyon glen]

John

[halcyon glen]

John is a very common name

[frigid frigate]

cmon

I CANT JOIN MY GAME

[somber stream]

[tired steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-9874737770595198769

[tame hemlock]

dont google what zog means

[tired steeple]

I like tau

But

This is pretty funny

[stable fox]

It probably equal to word kark

[stable fox]

[frigid frigate]

bro i can't rejoin my havoc

[tame hemlock]

sure

[frigid frigate]

it booted me

and now i can't rejoin

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/ddr-glitched-gif-24300156

[frigid frigate]

it just says error

[frigid frigate]

error code my dick hole

[ripe tangle]

[frigid frigate]

fix ur game

[stable fox]

No

[frigid frigate]

WHAT

[somber stream]

Fatshark antics

[stable fox]

The Emperor demands you to endure these problems

I had to endure

[ripe tangle]

The King of Albania?

[sleek harness]

This man truly isn't a Fatshark enjoyer

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

[stable fox]

Would be funny if someone made chad skaven

[clever vapor]

So yeahso yeah fuck the twins i hate em

[round mica]

Ima follow bart.Gnite chat

[clever vapor]

with bots? Impossible

even on the easiest difficulty

[ripe tangle]

where in the warp does this Great Horned Rat even exist?

[clever vapor]

both enemies hits like a goddamn truck

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[ripe tangle]

I wish to purge it

[inland mantle]

Need help? I could run a twins with you rq

[winged rampart]

tbf the average bot performance might as well be in the negatives

do nothing
eat medicae
die

[stable fox]

Don't listen to that rock, they torture people

[inland mantle]

Only you

[fiery wave]

Should we ask his server?

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/94s11VLekyc?si=AAdPKCWv3NX3fH1g

[stable fox]

Close enough

[tired steeple]

Bots are amazing cause it’s not even difficult to make good bots

[tame hemlock]

they have made good bots too

[tired steeple]

There will be a game where bots are actually good and know what they’re doing

[tame hemlock]

Vermintide 2 bots can clear most of that game's difficulties on their own

[clever vapor]

wait really? WOuld love to just get over these and move on the campaign

[stable fox]

Look at fatshark bots and tell me they're good

[tired steeple]

Oh I see. That’s awesome

[inland mantle]

GIve me a min to boot my game up then

[tame hemlock]

Fatshark KNOWS how to make good bots they just choose not to put the effort in for Darktide's bots

[stable fox]

Baffling

[sleek harness]

Darktide's bot is better than Vermintide 2's bots

[winged rampart]

i dont believe you

[clever vapor]

also does name of character matter?

[stable fox]

You want me to believe their bots are good

They are not

[tame hemlock]

if you ever actually play VT2 you'll know this isn't true

also VT2's bots are customizable

[tame hemlock]

so they can have all the talents and items you want

[sleek harness]

I am a skaven

[tame hemlock]

and they are programmed to use abilities on cue with yours depending on what abilities you use

[fiery wave]

If anything, he wants your Fatshark code.

[sleek harness]

I come from Vermintide 2

And you want to doubt me?

[tame hemlock]

Warrior Priest will always bubble you when you charge as Foot Knight

he will also bubble anyone that gets incapacitated

[tired steeple]

Is there a point in vermintide 1 existing

[tame hemlock]

it's a cool Left 4 Dead-like

[sleek harness]

Yes

[stable fox]

You'd think people will trust a skaven in the first place

[sleek harness]

Because launched

[tame hemlock]

it also has maps that don't exist in VT2

[tired steeple]

Do people play vt1

[sleek harness]

Yes

[tired steeple]

Fascinating

[sleek harness]

[tame hemlock]

barely

[stable fox]

Imagine combining first and second game into one

[sleek harness]

1 plus 2

3

[stable fox]

Kinda what valve did with l4d

[tired steeple]

That is genuinely more than I expected

[inland mantle]

Just go to social if your pc E console X I think idk then enter those 10 digits in my discord name

[tame hemlock]

it's a shame they didn't port all of VT1's maps into VT2

[tired steeple]

I hope we get another fantasy horde game

Or just fantasy games in general

[sleek harness]

Because, its a different place???????????????????????????1??

[wary scarab]

Better that some players I've met on heresy

[clever vapor]

how do i find it

[tired steeple]

I don’t like AOS but AOS fans deserve a damn game

[tame hemlock]

they ported some of them

[tired steeple]

They have like

3

[tame hemlock]

as a paid DLC

[sleek harness]

Yeah thats the DLC

[tired steeple]

They deserve a real good one

[tame hemlock]

the idea is that it's an illusion

[sleek harness]

Explain better

White haired

Anime boy

Something

[fiery wave]

Social, press find players at the bottom right.

[tame hemlock]

just in case someone was wondering shields can block overheads

[tired steeple]

White haired skaven

Very rare

Very uncommon indeed

[drowsy prawn]

yeah see arby's tiny shield can block that shit without breaking, but ogryn's slab breaks all stamina

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-my-honest-reaction-gif-8870827506935116922

[fiery wave]

I wonder if it's true grit or no.

[tame hemlock]

https://youtu.be/l88L-ZYx338?si=usfFpuod2N_VQcNk&t=144

no damage bleeds through dude I'm telling u

[clever vapor]

Better?

[drowsy prawn]

TG only comes into play if you take HP dmg, but if it is in fact because of TG this happens it'd be the bug of the century

[inland mantle]

Isnt that just the perfect block talent for arby?

Forgot the name

[sleek harness]

Perfect doesn't consume stamina I think

[drowsy prawn]

perfect block just blocks all dmg, but you still lose stamina and block breaks

[sleek harness]

Because uh

Perfect block

[inland mantle]

Thats the one Im thinking of yes cause game logic

[tame hemlock]

nope it's the exact same

[clever vapor]

waiting for you whenever you're ready

[tame hemlock]

no

[sleek harness]

Get more stamina

[elder merlin]

Lol did you take this from me when i posted this yesterday? Or did you always have it

[marsh iris]

give this guy the sports flavoured drink

[halcyon glen]

The weave is dying

[ripe pulsar]

Hello ! Have a nice day 👋

[drowsy prawn]

that's interesting, though I swear I remember slabs used to break under one overhead 🤔

[round mica]

Morning

[sleek harness]

I will also take that

[inland mantle]

Got ya

[elder merlin]

Lol

[fiery wave]

So, my +9 Stam Oggy is legit?

[inland mantle]

Real gamers marty ogryn dont @ me

[gilded socket]

What up losers

[round mica]

Is it me or psyker is squishy

[elder merlin]

Dis you?

[drowsy prawn]

Karien, if it's you I'm sure it's legit, you the carry goddess after all 😌

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-bread-day-soldier-tf2-tf2soldier-gif-25951140

[marsh iris]

watch out we got a real winner here

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Nah im a loser

[fiery wave]

THIS IS NAWT GASLIGHT MAINS.

[tired steeple]

See on april fools

[sleek harness]

I will post gif

[tired steeple]

They should

Swap around talents for each class

[modest flume]

Can confirm, carried some stuff home

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-tf2-tf2-memes-stupendium-fashionable-faction-gif-18105791835658050362

[gilded socket]

Is kari a goddess now?

[tired steeple]

Psyker should use chastise the wicked

Veteran should use venting shriek

And all that

[elder merlin]

Switch ogryn and psyker's class trees

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah

Better

[wary scarab]

Psyker ogryn. Damn i would love go see that

[elder merlin]

We finally get Ogryn psyker

[inland mantle]

Do it

[gilded socket]

Holy peak wtf

[tired steeple]

Apparently ogryn psykers are canon they’re just supremely rare

[wary scarab]

Closest thing is orkz weirdboyz

[gilded socket]

The engineer is engihere

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-ubercharge-engi-team-fortress-2-gif-1088032221415298016

[tired steeple]

Necromunda also has vampires

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/admech-techpriest-good-varlet-hadron-omega-7-7-hadron-omega-gif-10325245944154593888

[tired steeple]

They haven’t been talked about since second edition so they probably aren’t canon anymore

[fiery wave]

PsykerGaslight mains keeps going on about it. >_>

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[tired steeple]

But they’ve not been actively written out yet lol

[modest flume]

There are some Ogryn Psykers on 'Munda, due to drugs, but the Cicatrix Maledictum caused a natural occurring one, Cassia I think her name is?

[tame hemlock]

perfect blocks do nothing on their own btw

literally like nothing

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-scout-lachen-tf2-gif-17981608274864336621

[tame hemlock]

unless you have a talent or blessing that makes them do something

[tired steeple]

I see

[modest flume]

TBF Ogryn brains aren't underdeveloped or have anything wrong with them; The problem is that it's the only muscle in their body that goes unused because being kunningly brutal gets your food more than being brutally kunning does

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-silly-funny-doodle-gif-15528037776266422605

[tired steeple]

A lot of us are ogryns irl

without the strength

I’m bringing you all down with me

[sleek harness]

They literally have a talent skill that makes them more resistant to corruption because they can't read

[modest flume]

They can't read because they don't care about it, don't forget that

[tired steeple]

Readin is fah snivelers

[tame hemlock]

they use all their brains to remember enemy names perfectly every time

[modest flume]

Speak for yourself

[tame hemlock]

better than the loose cannon veteran can

darktide ogryns are stupidly smart for how GW portrays them in lore

[modest flume]

Classic Ogryn tactics, remember your enemies and their names so it's more satisfying when you pull them apart

[somber stream]

But, is truth

[tame hemlock]

I like to think that it's because their brains are focused on survival therefore pattern recognition

[modest flume]

Fatshark did a good job with them IMO

[modest flume]

It's basically this, survival on high gravity planets forced them to become the brick shit houses they naturally are, with propa finkin' taking a backseat, however, there is actually nothing wrong with their brains, they just.. don't bother

[fiery wave]

You now a Gaslight main?

[clever vapor]

so basically, they're dwarves with 5x the size?

[somber stream]

I am unfamiliar with the term

Up for a game later today?

[fiery wave]

PsykerGaslight mains.

[fiery wave]

Also, yes. Unless something happens.

[modest flume]

Votann with Ogryn auxiliaries, WHEN

[wary scarab]

Not to mention that Darktide ogryns unusually smarter than average. Even taking bonhead implant into consideration

[elder merlin]

No, we already got dwarves in 40k

[somber stream]

Splendid, we have a new fake femboy in the server

[wary scarab]

That why some speculate that playable ogryns are modified vat grown versions

[tame hemlock]

u dont understand, one of the smartest ogryn in GW lore was still not smart enough to know what his commissar meant by "get the medkit in the tank and bring it to me", so he just dragged the entire tank to his commissar

[modest flume]

I.. think it was confirmed?

On an old blog or forum post

[wary scarab]

The one that could count to 5?

[clever vapor]

so no ROck and Stone for now eh

ANYWAY, im impressed how everything is FUCKING MASSIVE in the game

[modest flume]

TBF our Ogryns are also veterans

[modest flume]

You figure they'd learn something, lummoxes they may be

[clever vapor]

also we're in the 40k years and still they're making WW1 tanks?

[somber stream]

That's a 30k Leman Russ

Basically a Mk.V + a KV2

[thick fog]

We're in the 40K years and still they making guns with bullets

[tame hemlock]

that means big and strong

[wary scarab]

Bro we in 40k and they write on a parchment with a quill in candlelight

[modest flume]

According to Aqshy on the forums:
My understanding is that the Ogryns in Darktide, specifically, are vat-grown, so are neither male nor female. They’re just…'Tide Ogryns. I think they are their own specific type of Ogryn and have their own lore. At least that was how it was explained to me.

[marsh iris]

40k years still no peace

smh

[tame hemlock]

technologies were lost and the galaxy is so wide that several civilizations may have gone through their own apocalypses and forgotten even more technology

[modest flume]

Darktide Ogryns are grey Ogryns?

[wary scarab]

[tame hemlock]

where's he got the vat-grown idea from anyway

[modest flume]

Aqshy is a former Fatshark member so.. from the team? Lol

[marsh iris]

i have proof

[clever vapor]

packs a hell of a punch then

[wary scarab]

Unless confirmed by actual members it's just a theory

[halcyon glen]

Sdiybt

[tame hemlock]

vat-grown by whom???

[somber stream]

Sure does. Best thing? It's autoload

[obtuse oak]

vatgrown is mentioned in some ogryn cosmetic descriptions also

[tame hemlock]

whos vat growing ogryns

[arctic shoal]

Lies

MAMA OGRYN IS REAL

[obtuse oak]

from "gloriana" rag mask: There is no mention of Ogryns on Caladoc's "Life of Saint Messelina". It is possible that the vat-grown strain had not yet been introduced to the Moebian Domain at that time.

[arctic shoal]

[obtuse oak]

and Aqshy was a CM for Darktide in 2022 so she'd definitely be the one to know

[fiery wave]

Oh. I thought there was a new lass? I'm confused.

[marsh iris]

ogryns reminds me of Anarchy Online's atrox species

[thick fog]

Ashcoal Ogryns when

[marsh iris]

also asexual GMO species

[somber stream]

Same thing

[clever vapor]

wait, no manual?

[round mica]

Hi chat

[fiery wave]

WDYM?

[somber stream]

It support manual loading as well, but i don't think manually inserting a 240kg shell would be very productive in combat situation

Maybe if the auto loader is busted and/or electronic is ded

[somber stream]

Best see for thyself once we play

Is Gremlin, fun

[clever vapor]

how odd, at campaign XII i start to feel the difficulty wtf XD

[stable fox]

Hiccups

[modest flume]

Wdym? Thousands of people manually load the shells into the cannons of the Navis Imperialis ships because it's considered cheaper and more efficient than having autoloaders

[somber stream]

Navy

[clever vapor]

talking about it...i wonder how much the Imperium uses just on a baseline to keep running

[modest flume]

Manpower is the Imperium's greatest currency

[clever vapor]

as in money

[stable fox]

Yes

[somber stream]

https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/022/918/164/original/shinra-zaku-.gif?1577265762

How it works btw^

[modest flume]

*ships that are so large crews are family trees with guns so big you literally have generations of people dedicated to loading one gun

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-moebian-6th-wedgie-digging-gif-7215832220957899866

[gilded socket]

This is very useful to the 155th writing

[somber stream]

"Living" as one of the crew of those thing is worst than being in the bottom of a hive city

[gilded socket]

Also should i even continue to write the 155th?

[modest flume]

Inquisitor Martyr does a good job of putting that to scale I think

[round mica]

These look terrible to crew

[somber stream]

If you so wish

[gilded socket]

I need inspirationnnnn

[round mica]

Almost looks like it's as painful as being a panzer crew

[modest flume]

Wait until you learn how a Shadowsword works

[somber stream]

"Erika, ze transmission broke, again"
"Welp"
Hold X to abandon tank

Jokes aside, it's a 4.4 metres tank

Plenty of space to dick around

[gilded socket]

Wait is that a dorn or russ?

[somber stream]

Russ

[gilded socket]

Good

[marsh iris]

huge ass heavy bolter or the crew is tiny

[round mica]

I still think it would be a death trap

[somber stream]

Bolter comes in many shape and sizes

And they are all... beautiful

[modest flume]

I mean the Russ' statistics come from what, the 80s? With barely any updates/upgrades?

[marsh iris]

agree

[modest flume]

Vanquisher represent tho

[obtuse oak]

unfathomable amounts

[round mica]

I'm pretty sure the sole purpose of the russ if effiency

[obtuse oak]

that's why the tithe is so extremely important and why the arbites have such a wide remit in enforcing the lex imperialis

[modest flume]

Mass production, yeah

[round mica]

Comfort and everything else goes out the window

[modest flume]

Chimeras share the chassis hull? iirc

[somber stream]

Different

One is an APC that will get blown away with a sneeze

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/dbd-dead-by-daylight-feng-min-nodding-feng-min-dbd-survivor-gif-13460735963450199521

[somber stream]

Leman Russ's frontal armour is 150 millimetres

There was a comparison in term of material a few years back to see how well it would compares to our modern MBTs

[round mica]

Nice column of titans fool wait for my ambush attack shadow sword

[nocturne bloom]

i need a break from modding bethesda games dog

just spent 5 hours generating better lods for skyrim

[somber stream]

Oops pardon, up to 200mm depends on the variant

[round mica]

Now I want a series of warhammer tanks vs modern tanks

[modest flume]

That's a Demolisher though, don't they have up-armored fronts?

[round mica]

If like to see how well the Abraham's holds up

[modest flume]

Although yeah, they don't share anything besides a profile resemblance

[nocturne bloom]

depends whos seen first, thats how it is today anyways

tanks we see in darktide would get shredded

[obtuse oak]

LoD is such a pain in the ass

[round mica]

That's how the warfare in Ukraines going

[nocturne bloom]

eh, wasnt too bad, mainly brightness

[round mica]

Who ever starts the fire fight usually wins

[nocturne bloom]

i gave up on grass lod tho

[modest flume]

Shadowsword parking in a spot 3 blocks away, waiting 5 business days to charge the cannon, and then hoping the enemy walks into the small angle that the cannon is pointed at:

[round mica]

In kill lupercal the shadows word nearly ends a whole collumn

[modest flume]

Yeah it has a volcano cannon, very many no good

[round mica]

It was pretty darn cool

[modest flume]

However it takes like 2-3 minutes to recharge because they have to shut off the tank to prevent an overload

[round mica]

So you'd need a few off them to use them efficiently

[modest flume]

Something about the cannon overcharging the batteries or capacitors so they have to disconnect them

[nocturne bloom]

i only know of the leman russ tanks, not a 40k guy, but they defo wouldnt hold up to anything we have modern. IF they manage to land a shot tho theyd probably pull it off

[somber stream]

The Russes will have the entire US army for breakfast, and then some

Abrams have about 1100mm of equivalent RHA at its front. The Russ has 2700mm on its sides and a wooping 3600mm on its turret.

This is due to difference in steel material

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/auasky/on_the_armor_of_leman_russ_tanks/

[round mica]

Our modern stuff is really good at maneuvering tho if they cab out maneuvere the Cannons the russes would be dead I think

[nocturne bloom]

they dont seem very mobile tho

[modest flume]

Or park them reeeeseeaaaaaally far away, which is generally what you do since they are meant for titan-killing

[nocturne bloom]

id wager even an LAV with some type of guided missile would win

[modest flume]

It's a Baneblade chassis using a Titan's gun, the volcano cannon

[round mica]

That makes sense

[somber stream]

Depends on the type too, maybe the Bradley can pen the top armour, maybe

[round mica]

I would bet the russ probably has some ridiculous cannon that shreds armour too it all probably depends on which crews more veteran

[nocturne bloom]

plus the Leman use a very very inefficient track system. rhomboidal tracks are easy targets and i can see them being immobilized fast

[marsh iris]

military still uses cable guided missile?

[modest flume]

Vanquisher

[round mica]

History Chanell please make this a show

[nocturne bloom]

eh some

[modest flume]

Think of like a Sherman Firefly or Panther

But it's a Leman Russ

[round mica]

Oh really

Well

Yeah ok I'd have to take modern armour

[somber stream]

In a 1v1 situation, If you can immobilize the enemy then you've won half the battle

But it's 40k tech we're talking here, hard to tell

[round mica]

How well do russes stay in one peice ?

Like do they need constant repair

[modest flume]

As well as plot armor demands

They are the backbone of the Guard for better or worse

[somber stream]

Realistically speaking, Astramilitarum logistic system doesn't make sense

You need tech priest to fix your stuff

And it's not like they're all over the place

[round mica]

Oh yeah that's silly

[marsh iris]

jury rigging is heretical mmkay

[trail isle]

Their all over the place

[modest flume]

Worst part is that percussive maintenance is tech-heresy

[somber stream]

Not a crime if no one know about it 👀

[nocturne bloom]

you seem to vastly put down modern AT systems tho, even something like a US made FGM-148 Javelin could beat a Russ, provided they had enough. id say probably 3 shots but that all depends on where its hit

[somber stream]

I'm all over the place

[somber stream]

The original comparison was 1 Abrams vs 1 Russ

If it's combined arms we're talking, 40K still win because you know

40k

[round mica]

The modern us army has crazy logistics

[trail isle]

No ur not the mechanicus are cuz their getting a second game

I don’t see a second licht however

[somber stream]

Damnit

Can't argue with that

[trail isle]

I can’t argue against it either

[clever vapor]

So i noticed the chain-something seems to be good against armor when revved up

[nocturne bloom]

im using it as an example, if those can beat it theres no reason something like a M256 with specialized ammunition cant

the french make good pen rounds too, surprisingly

[round mica]

We need a show that's like those old history shows that realistically puts the stats against each other I would so love it

[trail isle]

They do fucking not

[somber stream]

Maybe, unfortunately i don't know the top armour rating for the Russ yet, Javelin has 600-800mm pen value. If the Russ has more then the thing is safe from top attacks

[trail isle]

They don’t have aphe shells in war thunder at 1.0

They have fucking ap rounds

[gilded socket]

Local neet attempts to go outside and fails

[nocturne bloom]

we are not talking about war thunder

[trail isle]

Yes we are

[nocturne bloom]

no

we are talking about real world tanks vs 40k tanks

[round mica]

The French are actually very good , you should see the foreign legion

[marsh iris]

are you a criminal? looking for a new life? join FFL!

[round mica]

Goes against my beileves but it's true lol

Hard mother fuckers

[marsh iris]

rejects are like the FFL except they had no choice

[somber stream]

Once again, the Cupola is the reason why the entire crew is fried

[wicked pike]

I return

[somber stream]

If the javelin pen the Cupola then yes, if not then the tank is missile proof

[nocturne bloom]

thats just a jav tho

120mm would eat good

[somber stream]

120mm worth of plasteel*

Which has x18 times armour value when compares to modern tanks

[nocturne bloom]

plus there is nothing stopping an m1 from just blasting the Lemans guns, they are admittedly huge

[somber stream]

True

[nocturne bloom]

idk how theyd peel tho

[round mica]

I think it would really depend on the crew

Who has more experience

[trail isle]

Yeah and I’m saying French tanks fucking suck

[nocturne bloom]

obv, i just think a leman is slow and has far too many ways of being immobilized

[trail isle]

But the b1 would work in 40k

[nocturne bloom]

and i said ammo not french tanks

[gilded socket]

Oh yeah btw a regular russ lives off of 6 men

[nocturne bloom]

the french make nato ammo

[round mica]

6 men cramped in that sheesh

[trail isle]

I still hate French tanks as the unrelated note

[nocturne bloom]

hey the ft17 fit 2 guys in it and i think there were models with 3 crew cap

[gilded socket]

It’s somewhat roomy but not enough stretching room, same as real life armor

[round mica]

Might aswell crew a panzer 3

[nocturne bloom]

i understand that but their tanks were never mentioned

[trail isle]

I have a compulsive disorder to diss French tanks whenever the subject of tanks arrive

[round mica]

Panzer 3s were so bad the crews literally had to stop and rest , the noise the rattling the heat

[trail isle]

it’s because their so ass in a fictional game called war thunder

[gilded socket]

Baneblades are more comfy but again, equally proportional crew size

Makes it uncomfortable

[trail isle]

I do like how there’s this ork game and they made a baneblade a boss fight

[nocturne bloom]

some defo have room to fully stretch arms

they arent that claustrophobic

i imagine 40k tanks are far worse

[round mica]

Tanks in general are just bad

Death traps

[gilded socket]

Still, you’re practically breathing down some dude’s neck while almost being in the lap of another

[trail isle]

A huge armorered death trap in 40k

[gilded socket]

Good thing the tanker uniforms arent as armored

[nocturne bloom]

not entirely, 40k tanks yea, irl the driver has it the worse

[round mica]

If there's a fire and it gets to the ammo your cooked

[marsh iris]

cant imagine ammo explosion inside a 150mm dutch oven

[gilded socket]

Mostly fatigues and light armor

[trail isle]

Mfw my commander tells me to hold W into the massive coming tyranid swarm

[gilded socket]

Honestly yeah somehow 40k tanks are a little better

[nocturne bloom]

... no

[trail isle]

They are better with the technology but nothing else

[gilded socket]

Also showers arent as frequent on deployments as in irl

The smell

[nocturne bloom]

40k tanks have it far worse

[gilded socket]

A russ could barely win against a few modern MTB

[trail isle]

Overall yes

But in tech it’s better

[gilded socket]

Yes

[round mica]

How fast is a russ?

[nocturne bloom]

not fast

[trail isle]

As fast as lemun

[round mica]

Okay so not like a land raider

[nocturne bloom]

35kmph?

[trail isle]

Cuz it’s his tank clearly

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-scared-scared-cat-nervous-gif-14606833151718236597

[round mica]

That's not too bad actually

[gilded socket]

Not very fast but also not super slow like a baneblade suprisingly

[nocturne bloom]

m1 is 72kmph

[lilac crag]

good mornin

[trail isle]

Yeah but how many inches of movement in game tho

[round mica]

M1 also weighs a hell of a lot more

[trail isle]

Like 6 probably

[gilded socket]

6 or 7 i forget

I want a 30k russ so bad

They actually look good asf

[nocturne bloom]

no

[trail isle]

Play Horus heresy that’s the closest your ever gonna get

[nocturne bloom]

they weigh 5 tons less

[gilded socket]

Ya i know but i want the model

[nocturne bloom]

assuming what licht posted is right

[gilded socket]

Im also building the 155th into a legit real world mini army

[trail isle]

Dreams and aspirations

[round mica]

58 tones to 64 the m1 is around 70 iirc? Yeah that's not much at all

[nocturne bloom]

m1 can be anywhere from 55 tons to 67

[gilded socket]

Which reminds me i need to go ask a different server a good question

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-jump-running-cute-gif-21817165

[lilac crag]

me

[round mica]

The m1a1 is just short of 70 tone

Not sure about the other patterns

[nocturne bloom]

yea it ranges pretty wildly

[round mica]

How many elephants would that be 🤔

[nocturne bloom]

i highly doubt every leman is 60 tons tho

sounds like an average

[somber stream]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Leman_Russ_Battle_Tank

60 tons is the average, yes

Plasteel is fictional and is vastly superior to any known steel that we have this day

[round mica]

Iv always wondered does plasteel have plastic in it

[nocturne bloom]

think m1 avg at 62 so i guess it has it there. leman is still slower tho

[round mica]

Or is it plasma steel

[marsh iris]

t-35 superiority

[round mica]

I wouldn't be surprised if these were in service still knowing russia

Half their equipment is from soviet era

[nocturne bloom]

they found ft17 in i think Afghanistan or Iran not long ago so

[round mica]

Those poor sods

That must have been like a really bad way to go out

[nocturne bloom]

7kmph is perfectly acceptable

accounting for age its prob more like 5

my fav tank tho

want one even if its repro

[round mica]

Whats those tank destroyers the Germans used at kursk?

Those are my favorite

I think their stugs

[marsh iris]

the infantry support vehicles

[nocturne bloom]

they used several

[marsh iris]

russians also liked the stugs and built the SU series, my fave is the su-100

[round mica]

they stuck a artillery gun onto a platform and called it a day then made like 3 types with different armours so neat

[wicked pike]

There were a few tanks at the battle of Kursk

[nocturne bloom]

Elefant, Stug 3 and another

[marsh iris]

(also no im not shilling russia)

[nocturne bloom]

panther?

[round mica]

The stug 3 and 4

[wicked pike]

Stug 3 sounds like the most likely

[nocturne bloom]

4 wasnt used in kursk

that i know

[round mica]

It was used in the later part of ww2 I have the flames of war kursk book they were deployed in small numbers

[nocturne bloom]

use a sturmtiger like a real man

[marsh iris]

bullet bill launcher

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-world-banzai-bill-duck-gif-24358835

[gilded bluff]

anyone here that can bus me into an auric mission 🙂

[wicked pike]

What was the one that shot a 240mm rocket?

[nocturne bloom]

380mm

[wicked pike]

Yeah that

Name of tank though

[nocturne bloom]

literal mortar

Sturmmörserwagen

[marsh iris]

giant boltgun round

[wicked pike]

There it is

[round mica]

No your right actually I just checked the book and there 3s smh

3 gs

[nocturne bloom]

i knew

grandpa taught me well

[round mica]

The 3g looks so similar to the 4

[nocturne bloom]

my grandpa was a combat engineer who was tasked with removing destroyed tanks and other armor

[round mica]

Ah yeah he probably knows his stuff lol

[nocturne bloom]

well, he died a long time ago but

as mean as he was he was smart

[round mica]

My great grandad was a mean son of a bitch too lol he was born on the day Japan surrendered in ww2

[nocturne bloom]

my dad knows more but it was an Armored Engineer Battalion, i dont wanna say the 17th but it sounds right

[delicate vapor]

meow

[edgy cargo]

anime profile picture? wack

[somber stream]

Mine Great Grandfather was at Kursk

[round mica]

Really?

[edgy cargo]

can i get a fact check on that

[marsh iris]

which side

(dont kill me)

[somber stream]

Pz.IV driver

[nocturne bloom]

Pz4 MY BELOVED

[round mica]

Pretty sure the entire Russian force at kursk was penal

[wary scarab]

Mine great Grandfather went missing in ww2

[somber stream]

Didn’t know much of the details, heard from my grandpa

[edgy cargo]

o nein hans meine panzer ist kaput

[round mica]

Besides the armored company's

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25564112

[marsh iris]

isnt kursk the biggest tank battle in history

[edgy cargo]

i think so

[round mica]

I dont know If it's the biggest but it was mainly tanks and trench warfare

It was a corpse grinder

Like ukraine is now

Terrible

[edgy cargo]

a lot of big army men sitting cramped in hot oily metal boxes with their big guns
dreams really do come true

[nocturne bloom]

germans werent any better

[round mica]

Imagine the smell

[marsh iris]

@south jetty

[round mica]

No they were worse

[edgy cargo]

i like where this chat is going

[nocturne bloom]

much

pretty sure dday was 95% non germans

[round mica]

The ss needed to be hunt down

[south jetty]

it's spreading

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-wwe-smell-gif-16277621

[edgy cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303287969746124813/1337553608702558288/billy.gif

[somber stream]

Oh no

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/flick-esfand-esfandtv-ricardo-milos-ricardo-flick-gif-13730968

[edgy cargo]

rip billy gone too soon

[round mica]

I meant the smell of diesel and death you freaks

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-oil-up-lather-tiktok-meme-oil-change-gif-12846878189749823269

[south jetty]

smell of diesel, you say?

[round mica]

That's what war smells like apparently

Diesel shit and cigarettes

[south jetty]

😍 right from the exhaust pipe

do not look at my Steam name

[marsh iris]

exhaust that pipe

huh

[south jetty]

gotta do the ol' muffler probe

[edgy cargo]

suction

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-kazuya-super-kazuya-danny-lee-gif-22011418

https://tenor.com/view/danny-lee-sunglasses-reverse-hd-gif-22311481

[nocturne bloom]

There are people who actually diddle the exhaust pipe on cars btw

[marsh iris]

iirc they are called dragons?

[round mica]

Why did you have to remind me of this lmao

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

Relation ships w Inanimate objects

[south jetty]

Yeah there's people for everything

[nocturne bloom]

Very well aware

[south jetty]

Yeah? Does it make you uncomfortable?

[unreal lance]

Music streaming has hit its peak

[round mica]

Naw its kinda funny

[edgy cargo]

kek

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[south jetty]

I'm aligned with those people

[delicate vapor]

the

[south jetty]

my comrades, my peers

[nocturne bloom]

Its all fun and games until the diesel rolling coals

[round mica]

Comrade Astral 🫡

[nocturne bloom]

Hello cat boy

[south jetty]

It's all fun and games until I'm let into the hangar with all the Valkyries awaiting service

I think Brahms should be allowed to eject more people, including me

actually wait am I a person @marsh iris

[edgy cargo]

you are out of uniform soldier

where is your power armor