general-chat

[devout tusk]

Sweden is basically getting dangerously corrupt. There are no morals anymore only money. Generations raised in a country where there is no country spirit. Just make money at every cost until the country is in the dirt.

[round mica]

this next in; swedish president realizes every 60 seconds a minute passes

[mighty fractal]

Not even rage bait. Weed fucking up peoples brains is obvious to anyone not a teenager/has seen friends turn into weed addicts

[brazen pelican]

Try getting an apartment in Stockholm.

[dry pebble]

patient is a discord femboy

[elder stone]

The entire western world is going to shit

[dry pebble]

cure: death

[round mica]

the world needs a reset button

[orchid skiff]

goodbye lamia

[dry pebble]

billions must die

[wary scarab]

I fucking wish

[proper valley]

Wow I entered chat at the wrong time

[elder stone]

Hello taco Stan

[orchid skiff]

try later

[round mica]

this is the start of looshes manifesto

[proper valley]

Hello loosh

[wary scarab]

Well go back to mem posting in few mins

[elder stone]

Taco Stan have you tried making the hot pockets

[elder hare]

that'll just prolongue the same problem years down the line, life is cyclical. There's a much deeper problem than just hitting restart

[brazen pelican]

We're using one, it'll just take a while.

[round mica]

i have an idea

[dry pebble]

theres no right time

[round mica]

let’s move to a different planet and bring all our issues there and leave this one behind

[elder hare]

literally the UK

[elder stone]

The western world has fallen and I will continue to let it collapse, i will have believers of the cause sabotage western industrial complexes until the west is so unable to rebuild it will fall to the Stone Age once again

[wary scarab]

Mine was better

[brazen pelican]

I always love the argument of saving ourselves by colonizing another planet. Like, we've fucked up the one with optimal conditions for life.

[wary scarab]

Let's nuke each other to shit and start worldwide Metro 2033 RP

[devout tusk]

Can we please assign the catboys etc their own planet in that case.

[elder stone]

Antarctica is still safe

[round mica]

got a loicense to post that meme bruvva

[brazen pelican]

For now.

[round mica]

That's what the penguins want you to beileve

[round mica]

we must spread

[brazen pelican]

I don't trust the way those fuckers waddle.

[wary scarab]

Didn't that kid got in trouble cuz he flew across one of the poles?

[elder hare]

i dont trust a species that calls itself emperor gottem

[elder stone]

I support the Democratic Penguins Republic

[wary scarab]

They hiding something there

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-penguin-walk-walking-bbc-gif-7841268

[elder stone]

Long live Antarctica

[round mica]

look at these ferocious creatures

[brazen pelican]

They claim they can't fly, but they have wings. Obvious lie is obvious.

[round mica]

the penguins are the masterminds of war the aussies had with the emu’s was planned way beforehand.

[elder stone]

And yet your own kind has referred to itself as "king," "emperor," "God's image"
hypocrisy at its finest.

[brazen pelican]

We must break the Penguin - Emu alliance.

[wary scarab]

Is it only penguins or all birds that "can't" fly?

[elder hare]

i went to club penguin and they told me to go club seal

[round mica]

Never forget the emu wars

[round mica]

notice how it’s the flightless birds that are causing issues..

🤔

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[dry pebble]

Prejudice

Chickens have done nothing but serve us well

[elder stone]

im a penguin btw before we continue this conversation

[wary scarab]

Since when Kiwis caused any issues?

[round mica]

Kiwis

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-kiwi-bird-bird-running-away-funny-gif-3583877191952351361

[round mica]

All of our birds in nz are so defenseless

[round mica]

they tried becoming a fruit

[brazen pelican]

Oh, they're planning something.

[lilac crag]

need to farm for chroma prime... but lazy...

might play darktide for a bit

[dry pebble]

Fr NZ birds are just built different, they evolved for billions of years with the strategy "guh i hope nothing bad happens to me"

[round mica]

Dodo birds are the illuminati of the bird world

[wary scarab]

Meanwhile fucking Keas trying to drink sheep blood

[brazen pelican]

Like Koalas.

[wary scarab]

And tear chunk's for it while sheep still alive

[round mica]

Keas will come up to your car and try pull things off

[round mica]

sadistic just like grizzly bears

There ratbags

[dusty sail]

What bird, this is a watermelon

[round mica]

death by grizzly bear would be so unbelievably brutal but also metal as fuck

A wild watermelon omg

[dry pebble]

those poor fuckers LITERALLY eat shit and die AS A SURVIVAL STRATEGY

smooth brained goofs

[lilac crag]

[wary scarab]

Remember Drop bears

[brazen pelican]

"A wildfire? Everyone else is running away? Nah, bro, I'm gonna chill here."

[round mica]

Gotta watxh out for those drop bears m8 they'll get ya

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-horse-wise-horse-gambling-gambling-horse-all-knowing-horse-gif-14785671275428921392

[dry pebble]

Its amazing to see a species in the wild and be like "yeah this guy is getting extinct and its all their fault"

[jade stump]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-humble-nefarious-horse-reaction-yes-gif-9282847705724326063

[brazen pelican]

They're just like humans.

[wary scarab]

I mean of all goddam plants they eat eucalyptus

[round mica]

It's quite tragic tbh it's the panda issue all over again

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sunset-shimmer-my-little-pony-my-little-pony-equestria-girls-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-horse-gif-9321082883188177624

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-5445268815333743861

[round mica]

did you guys see this fella was once extinct but because of some funky and cool science nerd shit they are now un-extinct

[brazen pelican]

Which is toxic to them, which is why as babies they eat the shit of their mother to grow a tolerance.

[round mica]

this is called a tree lobster

[dry pebble]

actually youre absolutely right

[round mica]

[brazen pelican]

What a cutie! ..oOwOo..

[lime beacon]

I’m eating eucalyptus rn

[round mica]

If humans weren't intervening w panda births most of the mothers would have probably smothered the cubs or not even realised they had given birth

[dry pebble]

the VENOMOUS eucalyptus leaves lmao

[round mica]

They are the worst parents

[brazen pelican]

Poisonous*.

[round mica]

gerbils: hold my beer

U can give them cabbage and they will swap you their child

[elder hare]

crazy to me how few butterflies there are nowadays, i remember clouds of them as a kid

[lime beacon]

My stomach doesn’t feel so good

But it tastes too good to stop

[round mica]

pandas trafficking their children is insane

wrong reply

[brazen pelican]

Fuck patches of proper grass and flowers, gotta get that property value up.

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Are we bug posting chat

[wary scarab]

Ya heard about spider tailed horned viper bwt?

[round mica]

i’m dead

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-phasmids-dancing-swaying-moves-gif-17897674

[round mica]

tell me what bug this is and i’ll give you a firm handshake

[brazen pelican]

If you have the possibility plant some Buddleja davidii. Attracts butterflies and other insects like crazy.

[jade stump]

long neck bug

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850710858215456779/1203490330222141530/live_scab_bruiser_reaction.gif

[rustic lotus]

isn't there a mod that lets one change the enemy's fire effects? Can't seem to find it.

[brazen pelican]

AWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAH! BOOTS AND SNOOTS AND KJOOTS!!!!

[round mica]

nice try buddy

[jade stump]

dang it i thought i was close

[elder hare]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/157

[round mica]

i’ll give you a hint about this bug

[round mica]

pirates often found them inside their hard tac bread

[brazen pelican]

Its fucken weevil time!!!!

[round mica]

Stink bug?

[jade stump]

pirates? ah hell i didnt pay enough attention in pirate school

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-handshake-walter-and-jesse-handshake-gif-12675755010462311397

[jade stump]

im cooked

[round mica]

Oop that's not right

[elder stone]

Weevil

locked it

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-metaphor-refantazio-gif-8287450970228896142

[elder stone]

I was too late

💔

[brazen pelican]

That's pretty cool.

[round mica]

I like these guys

[brazen pelican]

They look so goofy when they fly.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-hi-hello-let-me-see-tell-me-gif-22667495 these guys are also neat

weevils are cool

[wary scarab]

I don't remember name but those little shits know for eating grain

[jade stump]

jumping spider

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-19885916

[wary scarab]

Viper uses it to attract birds

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-5741966814299446049

[brazen pelican]

Phidippus regius might be my favorite species of jumpers. :3

[round mica]

the only spider i need in my life is Quelaag

iykyk

[jade stump]

i cant imagine how confused robo brain tech priests are seeing this many various non-augmented beings

[round mica]

There so cool! We don't get them here unfortunately

[fiery wave]

Her sister is better.

[brazen pelican]

P. regius or jumpers?

[round mica]

racism

[dry pebble]

her sister is also a spider person

[round mica]

P. Regius

[orchid lynx]

Me like bugs

[round mica]

not the same

[fiery wave]

Would totally protecc.

[brazen pelican]

Yeah. Not hard to come by as a terrarium pet, though.

[round mica]

I have a jumper on my window sill actually ill see if he's still there

[brazen pelican]

If there, I want picture! :3

[orchid lynx]

Had a praying mantis once

[nocturne bloom]

You called my King/Queen?

[somber stream]

Spiders are great, Centipedes though

[brazen pelican]

Oh nice. What species? :3

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-992763172257192333

[round mica]

Ah man I can't seem to find him

[brazen pelican]

They tend to move a lot, especially if it is male. :3

[nocturne bloom]

On occasion you'll find mantis here

Ive seen 3 in the wild in my life

[orchid lynx]

I dont remember the name. The one that looks like a dead leaf.

[stable fox]

Okay pookie

[round mica]

I once saw a bee struggling like buzzing I get closer and a mantis is decapitating him and eating his head

[brazen pelican]

Oh, awesome.

[dry pebble]

fierce warrior wearing the skin of its past victims

[jaunty path]

Mfs when giant fucking arachnids:

[final herald]

I like giant arachnids

[brazen pelican]

Yeah they do that. Praying mantis eating habits is fucking terrifying.

[brazen pelican]

Any favorite tarantula? :3

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/wild-wild-west-sunset-ride-off-the-end-spider-gif-22383228

[round mica]

It was a big shock

[jaunty path]

It's not that bad

[dry pebble]

giant arachnid

and robot

[round mica]

dude wild wild west is fucking PEAK

[final herald]

Any new worlder basically lol

[jaunty path]

Praying mantis's can eat things bigger than themselves

[round mica]

I like the cobalt blue

[brazen pelican]

Fair. Old worlders have a fucking temper.

[round mica]

such a cool ass movie

[final herald]

I am not brave enough to even go near old world tarantulas 😭

[somber stream]

Back when cinema still has style

[round mica]

Is the cobalt blue old or new world?

[orchid lynx]

I study marine biology so i had a shere of wierd creatures in my hands

[final herald]

Old

[supple thorn]

Fuckin got a vendetta against Camel Spiders.

[final herald]

New world = the americas

[brazen pelican]

Why?

[final herald]

Old world = not the americas

Basically

[brazen pelican]

Is that the A. metallica?

[final herald]

You leave camel spiders alone they don't do nothing :^/

[round mica]

I think they are slightly different but the a. Metallica is gorgeous

[supple thorn]

Bitch ass hid in my boot when I was in Afgan and bit the shit out of me. Launched its ass off the side of a mountain.

[dry pebble]

lmao

[brazen pelican]

Oh yeah, you're right. :3

[jaunty path]

Do not fucking tell me there is a spider named goddamn metallica

That is literally metal

[brazen pelican]

Most spiders are immune to fall damage.

[jaunty path]

Fuck.

[dry pebble]

isnt there also a spider named darth vader

[final herald]

Wait till you find out what gorillas are called

[dry pebble]

and another named sauron

[final herald]

This is

NOT

TRUE

😭

[supple thorn]

I dont care, I was justified. Little fucker.

[dry pebble]

and a spider named obama

[round mica]

Yeah don't drop a tarantula

[jaunty path]

Silverbacks?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/the-greatest-the-bravest-harambe-itsrucka-harambe-forever-song-the-best-harambe-the-savior-harambe-gif-18667688

[final herald]

Big spiders SUCK at dwaling with falls man

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, only spider I know of that isn't immune to fall damage.

Because their butts are chonky.

[jaunty path]

Dawg.

[orchid lynx]

Fat spooder

[thick coyote]

Golira

[round mica]

Gorilla x3

[thick coyote]

[round mica]

Monke

[dry pebble]

you cant make it up

obama and sauron indeed are spiders

[brazen pelican]

There is a wasp aptly named after dementors.

[round mica]

We actually have a new venomous spider that's come here

[marsh iris]

thanks obama

[round mica]

It's really bad tho

The false widow

if the emperor exists, he will bring these back

There extremely bad for ecosystems

[jaunty path]

Why is there an Obama Spider

[final herald]

Omaba
Sauron
Metallica

And best of all...

[round mica]

hot wheels spooder

[jaunty path]

Careful posting spiders yall

[dry pebble]

Hell yeah!

[brazen pelican]

We got the same in Sweden with the P. phalangioides.

[jaunty path]

Some have fears

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-spider-dance-dance-spiderdance-spider-costumer-gif-14357114683293314026

[final herald]

I'd be afraid of something called "hotwheels sisyphus" too ngl

[round mica]

imagine being afraid of this

[round mica]

Are these the long legged guys?

[brazen pelican]

Yeah. Get one and give it a week, all other spiders are gone.

[orchid lynx]

Its funny how u can just name them anything

[elder stone]

Less of a fear more of a discomfort

[dry pebble]

if you are easily scared then** DO NOT LOOK UP THE NAME OF THE DOMESTIC PIG!**

[round mica]

related to his cousin hot wheels of syphilis

[round mica]

Ahhh yep we get them here too

They kinda help keep away the white tails tho

I love spiders but white tails I really don't like

https://tenor.com/view/paianjen-dancespider-spider-spiderdance-gif-21992101

[lilac crag]

Monarch, I am of neither

[final herald]

Why

[round mica]

god forbid an arachnid catch a vibe

[brazen pelican]

You 'strayan?

[round mica]

Ya but I'm nz

[dry pebble]

i read that as Sayan

[final herald]

googles

Why are they so long

[round mica]

same difference

[brazen pelican]

So many cool spiders and shit in Australia.

L. hasselti, for one.

[round mica]

thank you australia for inventing outback steakhouse

[orchid lynx]

Yah id like to visit someday

[nocturne bloom]

A monarch is a king or queen

[round mica]

Get this they roam around and have bacteria on their fangs that can cause necrosis they are incredibly aggressive especially in winter times and will wander around your house

[elder stone]

monarchism

gross

[final herald]

Gotta love spiders that are dangerous because they are horny and won't stop fucking LOOKING for sex

[nocturne bloom]

SSEEEEEXXXX

[brazen pelican]

Just a bit of web dating, is all.

[final herald]

Yall got the same issue with funnel web spiders over there

[fiery wave]

Sus.

[final herald]

90% of aussie spider issues are spiders being aggressively horny

[round mica]

Oh yeah the funnel web is bad

[nocturne bloom]

Volume warning

[somber stream]

Aggressively horny you say

[brazen pelican]

Shake out your boots.

[round mica]

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

We have a smaller funnel web in nz that Eats snails and isn't venomous

Porrhothele antipodiana

He's gorgeous

[final herald]

Now if you will excuse me I will go back to drawing this poorly clothed scorpion woman who I have decided to give paws

[round mica]

porrhothele was my nickname in HS

[brazen pelican]

Huh, I thought the Atrax was pretty much exclusive to Australia.

[round mica]

He came over w the timber , so did the huntsman

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I read it all now.

[round mica]

He's his smaller harmless cousin

[lilac crag]

then I am neither

[round mica]

orb weavers are cool

aren’t those from asia

[dry pebble]

isnt there a orb weaver that looks like bird shit on purpose

[round mica]

Ah I think I'm wrong about him coming here I think he was always here

[dry pebble]

theyre so funny

[brazen pelican]

There are tons of orb-weavers worldwide. But I'll assume you mean Nephila.

[round mica]

no that’s just a battlepass skin

I think water spiders are pretty darn neat

[round mica]

the yellow and black ones

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, Golden orb weavers, family Nephila. :3

[round mica]

swag

What about the fact that the black widow can resuscitate itself, so darn cool

i have one of those in animal crossing

[round mica]

bro has a self revive??????

bruh

[brazen pelican]

Need to look into this, sounds interesting. :3

[round mica]

If you try to drown him he uses bubbles to bring himself back

[dry pebble]

im sad to see no one mentioned the goat yet

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-gif-8718235

[final herald]

Bro is being persecuted

[dry pebble]

He surrenders

[round mica]

reminds me of the immortal jellyfish, aslong as it doesn’t get killed it just lives forever by reverting back to its prepubescent stage and just keeps going

Oh sorry i was slightly wrong

[brazen pelican]

Thought you'd go for Deinopidae. Arachnophobes with a vidid imagination probably don't want to look up their hunting technique.

[round mica]

He shuts his system down to live for longer and if he manages to get out in a few hours time he will usually be ok

[dry pebble]

they look soo cool with those angy eyes

[round mica]

isn’t there a bug that does that and it can live while being frozen?

[delicate vapor]

maybe...

[brazen pelican]

There is a frog that completely freezes over and thaws come spring.

[round mica]

I know for a fact tardigrades can but there microscopic

[final herald]

Wetas!

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-cirno-fumo-plush-ice-gif-18790493

[round mica]

Really??!

[jaunty path]

Unfortunately. I am an arachnophobe with an interest in spiders. Slowly I'm fighting against it. I love spiders. They're really unique creatures

[surreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmm-myes-wash-froge-cute-funny-fieryrage-idke-gif-16770678

[round mica]

i remember a long time ago i was watching animal planet back in like 2009 and there was a bug they were talking about

I see weta all the time

[brazen pelican]

Learning about them is one of the best ways to cure the phobia. :3

[round mica]

frozen solid inside ice

[final herald]

There is at least one weta that can just straight up freeze and then thaw out and be fine

[round mica]

and thaws out and says wassguud

[jaunty path]

Theres frogs that hibernate frozen in their own piss

I'm being serious

[elder hare]

we call those neckbeards

[round mica]

always knew frogs were some raunchy mf’s

My freind had frogs , he ended up w one huge frog

He ate his siblings

aren’t there frogs that eat birds?

[final herald]

Big ass bullfrogs yeah

There are also spiders that eat birds

[jaunty path]

How the fuck a frog eats birds

[round mica]

frogs and the flightless birds will soon go to war

[final herald]

Jump

[jaunty path]

I mean yeah spiders do

[brazen pelican]

"Similar to other northern frogs that enter dormancy close to the surface in soil and/or leaf litter, wood frogs can tolerate the freezing of their blood and other tissues."

[dry pebble]

also some praying mantises eat birds sometimes

[jaunty path]

If they get lucky

[brazen pelican]

There are images of the golden orb weaver catching snakes in their webs. :3

[dry pebble]

yea

[round mica]

one thing that is crazy is praying mantis’s can kill shit that is so much bigger than it

[round mica]

Lil hummingbirds 🥺

[round mica]

it’s kinda wild

[jaunty path]

They do not give a fuck yeah

[round mica]

it’s sadistic too

[brazen pelican]

Arachnophobe warning.

[round mica]

they just eat whatever they catch alive

slowly

[surreal ermine]

theres some bigass frogs man

[round mica]

“ damn cuhh you’re yummy “

[final herald]

Bruh whats with the photoshopped eyes 😭

[surreal ermine]

i like them they look funny :)

[round mica]

I thought that frog didn't look right

ong i thought the eyes were real at first glance

[jaunty path]

Wonder how that happens

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/hummingbird-camera-zoom-zooming-flying-gif-22778036

our poor helicopters

[jaunty path]

Ain't that a toad

[brazen pelican]

Snake goes into web, doesn't leave.

[surreal ermine]

nah its an african bullfrog

[round mica]

Spider webs ,if we were the size of spiders would be the strongest material 🗣️

[surreal ermine]

and toads are frogs anyways

just a subspecies or whatever its called

[round mica]

my grandma used to get 4 or 5 humming birds on her porch, she had these homemade feeders

[final herald]

Wym "we"

Hold on

[round mica]

and it was the same 4 or 5 humming birds everytime for the longest time

[jaunty path]

Spider wannabes:

[round mica]

University's were looking at using artificial spider web for the space elevator

Cause it's able to move

[dry pebble]

Animal Planet extreme's ass statement! I loved that show

[sturdy pond]

Upgraded my PC, converting from Nvidia to amd gfx any idea if that's why the character customization screen has like 7 fps

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-most-extreme-gif-19621836

[brazen pelican]

Whenever I hear Animal Planet I think of Steve Irwin.

[final herald]

The most extreme was

So strange

I loved that show

[dry pebble]

It was fucking peak

[round mica]

Heck yea

[delicate vapor]

2 bands

[jaunty path]

Literally about to enjoy fresh out of the oven pizza

[round mica]

dude animal planet was peak as fuck

[dry pebble]

I have a high opinion of fleas to this day because of the most extreme jumpers episode

[round mica]

I remember thar one!

my mom and I were hooked on meerkat manor

that show had me in a chokehold

https://tenor.com/view/popout-meercat-gif-21548475

I really liked monster fish

[dry pebble]

I was gobbling up all those monkey war documentaries that i dont remember the name

[round mica]

He literally had to stop cause he caught all the fish he was investigating

[sturdy pond]

River monsters

[round mica]

i wish shows had the same charm they did back between 2000 - 2010

[sturdy pond]

With Jeremy wade

[round mica]

Mobster fish lmao sounds like fatshark

[sturdy pond]

Put some respect to his name

[round mica]

dude had to the stop the show not because he was bored, or injury, but because he fucking caught every fish known to man

[sturdy pond]

Right

Oh the penis fish

Caught

[round mica]

He does shows about rivers and oceans now

[sturdy pond]

Oh the giant bullshit stingray

[round mica]

There quite good

[elder hare]

lmao catching these fish with his bare hands too was metal

[sturdy pond]

Ripped my bicep, settled for a smaller one

[final herald]

"Ah yes"

"The goonch"

[round mica]

we have a thing called noodling down here in the south, barehanded catfishing

[final herald]

And then he shows off some enormous freshwater catfish shaped like a dorito

[sturdy pond]

Fed a small African village with a bigger fish than they had ever seen in a generation

[round mica]

The man literally caught a bull shark

[dry pebble]

Jeremy Wade is a legendary gigachad

[sturdy pond]

Swam with 2 oarfish

[dry pebble]

the devious nutte sack

[sturdy pond]

@brazen pelican I was more thinking the Amazonian one that swims up your pee hole

[round mica]

Swam w piranha

And debunked the myth

[brazen pelican]

That is a terrifying prospect.

[sturdy pond]

Goes underwater to tickle a crocodiles feet

"see it's the winter so they're docile!"

The fuck jeremy

[round mica]

and the way it’s body is shaped and built, the ribs on it keep you from pulling it out

and it gets deeper as you try

[sturdy pond]

To be fair the dude was peeing while in the water

[brazen pelican]

Cut the whole dick off.

[sturdy pond]

Yeah the fins have barbs to lock in place

[round mica]

Actually caught a live sawshark...

[narrow ledge]

please fix chainaxe, remove 4 hit cap

[round mica]

the only way to remove it is surgically

[dry pebble]

i live in the country and the amount of actual horror stories about this piece of shit animal

Its taught in the MILITARY to never pee inside a river in the amazon

[round mica]

Which live in puddles in the middle of no where australia

[final herald]

Those things are more vicious than pirhanas (candiru)

[sturdy pond]

The moral of the story was don't jump in the water with your penis out and start peeing

Also that time he noodled a friggin electric eel

[round mica]

Moral of the story is stay out the amazon

[sturdy pond]

Oh let me get some rubber gloves on and go wrestle with one

Mad lad

[final herald]

Yall should see the footage of him putting a raw chicken in the water and the candiru just fucking

Obliterate it

[round mica]

i saw a video where a guy was swimming out in the ocean and he saw one rapidly approaching him and he started screaming inside his mask and swimming frantically

valid reaction tbh

[magic heron]

where is the lfg

caht\

[sturdy pond]

They're really small idk how you can see them

In the murky ass amazon

[brazen pelican]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[final herald]

Also cookie cutter sharks come really close to the surface at night and we only know because of thermal cameras

[magic heron]

ty

[final herald]

Good luck everyone!

[sturdy pond]

Oh and going out to a random platform to play with the pink dolphins of the amazon

[round mica]

When he shows the one they removed from that guy's urethra 💀

[sturdy pond]

And he shows it to he guy too

[round mica]

Crazy stuff

[sturdy pond]

What a jerk "hey guy this is the one that came outta you"

And the guys all trying to be polite

[final herald]

Nah bro I would wanna see that too

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget the botflies.

[final herald]

Same as like a peice of wood impaling me

Or a bullet

[jade fable]

Wait wut

https://tenor.com/view/saw-shark-saw-shark-saw-in-water-fish-gif-24972447

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/saw-shark-saw-shark-saw-in-water-fish-gif-24972447

[jade fable]

Just pee in bottles

[round mica]

https://youtube.com/shorts/STmeWmKC44Y?si=fiUfdy4_XoBa29OJ

Thus guys a freshwater shark

There critically endangered

Iirc

[jade fable]

How big is the pee hole fish

[dry pebble]

Okay real talk here, the piranha episode should have this. In the Amazon, cattle farmers have to move cattle through piranha infested waters sometimes. Since piranhas are attracted to blood or bodily fluids in water and cattle is always... leaking, a common practice is to grab an old bull, kill it or cut it's skin, throw it into the water and it serves as the sacrifical lamb to the Piranha school. And then, the cattle can cross safely when all the fish are distracted fucking desroying an entire bull. There is even a slang called "boi de piranha" that came out of this situation

[fiery wave]

Bad spess buggy, no trauma stuff.

[round mica]

from the video i sent it’s pretty big but not massive

[brazen pelican]

Fair, I'm sorry. :<

[jade fable]

Not your junk silly

[round mica]

huh

[round mica]

It's maybe like 4 inches

3 inches

[jade fable]

Im sorry

[round mica]

The pp fish

let’s go piss in the amazon river and find out first hand

[jade fable]

Thats too big like how the heel does it fit

[dry pebble]

candiru are very small actually, picture a worm

[round mica]

There's heaps of species

[round mica]

@dry pebble

[dry pebble]

yeah

[round mica]

bro jolted right for the junk as you see

[mighty fractal]

my bumble bio

[dry pebble]

theyre like this

[round mica]

instructions unclear, my grandma is now crippled and i have an active felonious assault warrant

[dry pebble]

then can grow longer

[brazen pelican]

Sounds massive to me? Wtf?

[dry pebble]

but theyre lil guys

thats why theyre dangerous

and why they can enter the pee hole

[narrow ledge]

wtf

[round mica]

note to self, wrapping my shit in electrical tape before swimming in the amazon river

[round mica]

The one he showed they removed from the guys euretha was huge

[dry pebble]

the amazon river is best avoided

for real

[brazen pelican]

Yeah I mean, 4 inches is pretty big, no?

[sturdy pond]

Yeah massive for a fish that swims up your pee hole

But very small relatively, totally wouldn't see it coming

[final herald]

Just stay out of the amazon

[brazen pelican]

Biomass?

[little marten]

Who summons me

[dry pebble]

its lenght

[brazen pelican]

Petition to rename the Amazon "Forest of many horrors".

[round mica]

maybe we should just fill the amazon river up with quick solidifying cement mix

I love the annacondas tho

and call it a day

[dry pebble]

iirc the biggest candiru recorded was about 40cm

imagine that

[jade fable]

Loicense inspection

[sturdy pond]

Cm? What's that in American numbers

[final herald]

True because "giant woman" rainforerst/river isn't going to deter enough people

[round mica]

Apparantly you can swim w anaconda

[round mica]

big

[sturdy pond]

For you

[brazen pelican]

12 inches, -ish.

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/spongy-and-bruised-death-by-snusnu-snu-snu-snu-zapp-brannigan-gif-26584789

Damn

[final herald]

[jade fable]

Anything over 6.27 inches is a waste

[round mica]

death by snu snu

[narrow ledge]

lucky guys

[round mica]

Yah people do tours where they take people to swim w anacondas

[fiery wave]

Long? Standard Plug size. Radius would be insane.

[round mica]

No lie

[little marten]

I carry my birth certificate around

[orchid skiff]

damn

[jade fable]

Only good women left are somewhere deep in the amazon

[brazen pelican]

Wtf is a birth certificate? Like don't you know you were born without it?

[little marten]

My license to have been born 😔

[dry pebble]

the only thing lost deep in the amazon is Fordlandia

[round mica]

it’s legal documentation showing you exist

[jade fable]

Youll get deported
Even canadians are getting deported here in san diego

[round mica]

[final herald]

ICE is going insane rn

[jade fable]

Whats that mean cuh

[thick coyote]

You despawn without it

Saw it happening to a friend of mine

[viral vapor]

Deported to Sweden. Says he’s not from there!

[round mica]

The videos there posting are even crazier

[thick coyote]

Rip you were a good one

[brazen pelican]

That's fucking terrifying.

[round mica]

think of a birth certificate as a dark sigil from dark souls 3

without it, you are nothing

[dry pebble]

Oh Henry Ford tried making a city state in the Amazon Rainsforest. Absolute disaster and the ruins are still there to baffle future historians

[round mica]

They did a advert to the song closing time and there deporting people on a fkn plane lol

[jade fable]

Its made the news a canadian woman was taken into ice custody for 2 weeks without a phone call then deported

[viral vapor]

My bc has tanks and helicopters on it. Born on a military base.

[brazen pelican]

Jokes on them, already in Sweden.

[sturdy pond]

The fate of all canadians

[viral vapor]

Take off eh!

[final herald]

This is going to backfire on them so fucking hard eventually man

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-buddy-guy-friend-canadian-gif-6183589

[brazen pelican]

Never played Dark Souls.

[final herald]

I don't understand what the plan is, its like they don't actually have one

[jade fable]

Yup

[nocturne bloom]

My mother wouldnt give me my birth certificate until I was 19

[jade fable]

Tons of law suits in the coming years

[round mica]

Southpark kinda predicted the whole Canadian president thing

[nocturne bloom]

[viral vapor]

[little marten]

The newest South Park episode was a bit boring as a European (former I guess)

[round mica]

being in that much debt is insane in the first place

[little marten]

America fatigue is real 😥

[sturdy pond]

How does someone end up with 200k credit card debt

[final herald]

Its getting harder to outparody real life

[round mica]

The bit where Jesus breaks the 4th wall was funny

[jade fable]

They dont it would take like 20+ years at the current rate
They just want to posture to their voter base

[nocturne bloom]

They used a credit card

[little marten]

Actually I lie, that bit was pretty funny and the electric car gag

[viral vapor]

Become a shipbreaker, your company debt will be over 2billion.

[sturdy pond]

I wonder what's worse , being saddled with debt or being lynched by a drug gang

[marsh iris]

how could you

[nocturne bloom]

Debt

[brazen pelican]

Lies? From a Nurglite?

[round mica]

I'm gonna kill myself and you too butters. It's called a suicide pact

the newest episode of SP is genius in many ways, because it was them just shitting on trump while actively fucking over paramount after getting paid over a billion USD for a new season

it was all apart of the plan

[sturdy pond]

Muh water cartel

[little marten]

I shat myself at the same time?

[jade fable]

Hes exaggerating
Unkess he came from a rich family and was accepted to uni where they look at parents income and give them a credit card
I was offered 30k when I was in uni but not rich at the time

[nocturne bloom]

Depends on what you did to the gang tho

[viral vapor]

There is no freedom. As long as you have a single responsibility.

So freedom is a lie.

[jade fable]

If their orents can pay 80k a semester for int students they can afford payments on a 6 figure credit card

[sturdy pond]

Don't even start with that, sometimes they need to make an example of innocents

[little marten]

If you got a couple K gimme some I wanna get a full body xenomorph costume

[sturdy pond]

You know, enforce their oppression

[jade fable]

Freedom is an illusion
Most people who own property dont even own their mineral right and much less airspace

Pay off a house and if you fail to pay yearly property tax they can still take it away

[viral vapor]

That’s pretty damn obtuse.

[sturdy pond]

Freedom is relative

[jade fable]

Realtive to your bank account

[sturdy pond]

I'm not living in a shanty town in penis fish infested waters

But I'm content knowing that

[jade fable]

The penis fish is free

[sturdy pond]

Yeah well my penis isn't bait or tackle

[viral vapor]

Not even the rogue trader is free. Not even the emperor is free!

[sturdy pond]

F Malcador

[jade fable]

Only tyranids are free

Malcador the boomerlite

[little marten]

We could start our own community where we all live off the land together, I could be spiritual leader of some sort

[sturdy pond]

Yeah free to jump in a digestion pool

[jade fable]

Cool will you change your name to david koresh or maybe jim Jones

[brazen pelican]

True, I've caught and brought back thousands of them. Don't tell the sisters or @fiery wave

[jade fable]

Only slaanesh offers freedom

[dry pebble]

is freedom really a thing when you are easily suscetible to your bodily feels? Arent you obeying a mindless metabolism and just reacting to stuff based on previous experience? Are you just rejecting this notion because you were taught to value freedom and autonomy despite never getting to them yourself? Are we really something? Or we just parrot or do what was long set before any of us could ever think of having any agency?

[viral vapor]

I used David Koresh as an avatar name for a long time.

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-shake-stewie-gif-5450737313358591447

[little marten]

Let’s just say.. make room on your forehead

[viral vapor]

No paragraphs…

[jade fable]

I know
I see it in your file

[dry pebble]

youre not the boss of me

[sturdy pond]

Free from being bossed

[viral vapor]

No happy for you.

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/zeke-jaeger-zeke-attack-on-titan-aot-aot-zeke-gif-6165185325953858115

[dry pebble]

in misery is where i belong

[round mica]

Isn't that the guy who turns the girl into the chimera

[jade fable]

Ogryns re the closest things to experience freedom in the empire

[viral vapor]

Toddlers and the mentally deficient are free.

[round mica]

You could say the birds are free

[jade fable]

Is tau the only good faction then even tho its a collective

[viral vapor]

I do suffer from major depressive disorder. I once asked my “talk to lady” if stupid people are less depressed. She said no.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/lynyrd-skynyrd-eagle-eagles-fly-eagles-fly-music-gif-3327996296975856573

Taus more grey area

They let the kroot eat their enemies in massive slaughter houses

They do a bunch of shady stuff

[jade fable]

Kroot eating good then

[round mica]

i feel pretty free

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-party-gif-27273801

[viral vapor]

Hey, in rogue trader the sm is way bigger than the humans. How do they compare to ogryns?

[jade fable]

In 40k do all humans go to the warp after death

[dry pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7MrOnCK_is

[round mica]

Ogryn supposed to be bigger iirc?

[dry pebble]

coolest video to ever be

[jade fable]

2nd coolest

[brazen pelican]

Freebird makes everything better.

[round mica]

now this is what america is about

Ogryns can get big , the ones we have in darktide are scaled down

[jade fable]

Theres always a cooler cat video

[viral vapor]

[dry pebble]

cuter? Maybe. Coolest? I have my doubts

[brazen pelican]

So, um, yeah, about that. We are running very low on food and servitors.

[dry pebble]

suspiciously, both of these are biomass

[viral vapor]

I’ll give you milk.

[brazen pelican]

Yummy!

[dry pebble]

me confronting the conspicuous servitor shaped tyrannid about where is the ship servitor

[little marten]

Do regular tyranids steal jeans

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, especially Levi's.

[little marten]

I hope you boil your denim

[dry pebble]

and serve them with a delicious pesto sauce

[round mica]

Your supposed to boil denim?

[jade fable]

https://youtu.be/-vBUxmWeoc0?si=Vh07oEQjtYTh_MP4

[round mica]

[little marten]

Yeah because they are covered in horse urine

[round mica]

[brazen pelican]

That is one cool cat.

[dry pebble]

we have a contender

[round mica]

I like the skate boarding doggies

[jade fable]

Car is living a more exciting life than me

[round mica]

counter point:

I saw one in real life once

[little marten]

Maybe the cat dreams of living your life

[jade fable]

Parkour

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-theoffice-freerunning-gif-5128248

[round mica]

goated show

Guys is denim actually covered in horse urine 😭

[brazen pelican]

Could never get into it.

[jade fable]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6IoESH-NydA?si=hvbSmXYeItjeqR60

[little marten]

Not if you boil it

[round mica]

😭

dwight schrute is my spirit animal

I always wear jeans what the heck

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-the-office-theoffice-gif-27712963

[little marten]

Horse pee boy horse pee boy!!

[round mica]

Are you trolling me

[jade fable]

I miss the Obama years

[brazen pelican]

Please don't shoot, that's how people get shot!

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting-danny-devito-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-blasting-gif-24425727

[round mica]

The episode where you went to schrute farms was the best

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cutie-sad-sorry-puss-in-boots-gif-14112849

[jade fable]

I liked the bri ish office better tbh

[round mica]

Man it's 3:20 am I should really hop off

[jade fable]

Its 820am bro

[brazen pelican]

Go to bread bed.

[little marten]

It’s 4:20 here hahahaha weed dude

[dry pebble]

unfortunately, the bri ish office dont have the boss of dancing episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Isu-RKrrdc

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-bread-go-to-bread-gif-5741603

[jade fable]

You got a loicense for that lighter

[brazen pelican]

Loighter*.

[round mica]

Night guys have a great day/night 🗣️

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[little marten]

That’s more Irish lol

[jade fable]

Cant believe weed is legal here finally

[round mica]

take this as some goodnight serotonin

[somber stream]

General chat's sleeping issue should be studied

[viral vapor]

Milk !

[jade fable]

I can just walk 5mins to my nearest weed store

[brazen pelican]

Eh, if you're doing "loicense" might as well do "loighter", as well.

[viral vapor]

My “talk to lady” told me thc bad cbd guud for my depression.

[little marten]

I’m not!!!

[jade fable]

Brits consider themselves free?

[brazen pelican]

But Quattro did. :3

[little marten]

Yeah as long as I pay for all my licenses I’m free

[jade fable]

Yes but depends
Yiu can tell she dont smoke weed

[dry pebble]

there isnt a freedom license, right?

[jade fable]

Some thc content in your cbd will not hurt your brain

[viral vapor]

Free! Free fallin’ !

[dry pebble]

how can you call yourself free

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/united-kingdom-flag-gif-21313068

[jade fable]

Goon loicenses are real I hear

[little marten]

I fucking hate the Union Jack it’s so ugly

Watching some munchkin eat their dirty street party Victoria sponge off a Union Jack paper plate while half-baked crumbs fly out their gob.. ughhh

[round mica]

that was the most british shit i’ve heard

[dry pebble]

when you put it that way it does sound ugly

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-steamy-mood-woke-up-in-a-steamy-mood-fucking-shithole-i-live-in-a-shithole-gif-26014679

[little marten]

Danny G?

[thick coyote]

Woke up on a bloody steamy mood

[dry pebble]

exactly lmao

fucking birminghan

[round mica]

what font do brits speak in

[little marten]

Birmingham is actually a wild place the whole city is basically a fallout vault but the vault tec experiment was creating skaven

[round mica]

definitely not times new roman

[mighty fractal]

wonder what makes birmingham so shit

[tired steeple]

Hello

[little marten]

Everyone saying ‘sound as a pound’ collectively breached the warp and summoned brummie slaneesh

[dry pebble]

Birminghan is so apocalyptic they were responsible for creating heavy metal

Hello Magos

[little marten]

He was my flatmates boyfriend at uni, and I listened to him taking his morning poo every day because my room was next to the bathroom and he basically moved in rent free

So yeah? When you ask me about my scars, don’t get scared when I show you the hell that forged them?!

[tawny grail]

Morning poop scars

Terrible

Hm phrasing could have been better on that one

[dry pebble]

lmao morning sapiens

dont shit talk the white scars that way

[brazen pelican]

Fastest shitters in the galaxy.

Born to shit, forced to wipe.

[tired steeple]

It’s fine they move at such speed they burn away anything dirty

That’s horrible nvm this sucks

[dry pebble]

No no you have something there

[narrow ledge]

born to vermin forced to tide

[wheat sphinx]

Hey question

[narrow ledge]

no

[wheat sphinx]

why do sometimes trash mobs' melee attacks give corruption

[tired steeple]

Do they have tentacle arms

[fiery wave]

The zombie looking ones do.

[wheat sphinx]

thanks

[supple thorn]

@fiery wave might me on in an hour if you wanna get some rounds in.

[brazen pelican]

Whoa, Black Betty.

[narrow ledge]

caked up

[fiery wave]

Maybe. Should ask for two others US W or US E.

[royal pivot]

guys? what is it with those where are leaving sessions because they are just one time down? do they wanna say that the others have the fault because they were downed?

[tired steeple]

Yeah some people are just like that lol

[supple thorn]

Ill worry about that when its time. ;p

[brazen pelican]

If it's auric it could be that it doesn't reset the penance for 10 in a row without dying. Otherwise they need to git gud.

[little marten]

That shade really brings out the cracks in my screen

OHH

[royal pivot]

well iwill do that penance either per accident or try to get there...but i would fuck others over for a penance

[marsh iris]

belly button

[little marten]

I need to do the survivor pennances but can’t you just cheat them?

[marsh iris]

mutie was once born human

[thick coyote]

In normal game
Poxwalker apply corruption
In havoc every melee does

[jade fable]

Ozzy osbourne is from Birmingham

[little marten]

Is it a flex to wear a title that tells people you can alt f4 quickly

[brazen pelican]

Was*.

[marsh iris]

wear it with pride

[round mica]

the ocean is such a terrifyingly beautiful place

[marsh iris]

when I look down, below my feet is just pitch black

[civic otter]

In glory? .....In the ocean!

[fiery wave]

I mean, I got the fanciest stuff but never bother using unless ppl ask.

[molten matrix]

Mission titles are the coolest

I love archivum sage and cyber falcon

[little marten]

I trust your credentials tho.. hmmm, much to think about then

[round mica]

have you watched any videos of deep sea divers going inside ship wrecks of submarines or cargo boats

it’s so eerie and cool

[final herald]

sort of but it's still better than "not an orange one" I guess

[marsh iris]

submechanophobia

[fiery wave]

I meant True Survivor. I got more sloppy after getting it lul.

[final herald]

I couldn't even prog havoc until I got ASS

I would try joining and get rejected instantly

[marsh iris]

yeah the lighting on those is just unreal

[little marten]

Let’s put together a havoc 40 team (I’ve never done havoc before)

[wheat sphinx]

every melee??????

[brazen pelican]

Thalassophobia speedrun 100%.

[round mica]

the slow deep creaking of the metal being moved by the water

[little marten]

I can link my Nyalotha ahead of the curve

[final herald]

I hat ethe ocean

I hate the ocean I hate the ocean Ihate the ocean

[round mica]

i’d be more afraid of being stranded in a pod inside the ocean than in deep space tbh

[little marten]

Fish gonna get you bro

[final herald]

the ocean:

You are now in the food chain
You are not near the top
There is always. A shark. There is always a shark.

[brazen pelican]

1 minute for the Thalassophobia speedrun 100%. Impressive.

[final herald]

if u don't believe me go look at footage by malibu artist

there is

always

a shark

[brazen pelican]

To be fair sharks rarely attack humans.

[thick coyote]

Yes
It starts past havoc 9

[final herald]

correct but I'm not keen on being in the water on the one day that the shark decides to get mildly territorial

[wheat sphinx]

:(

[final herald]

"mistaken identity" is a myth

[round mica]

there is actually a movement going on on right now to try and help people understand that sharks aren’t as dangerous as media tries to portray

[brazen pelican]

Very fair.

[thick coyote]

If you get hit by an overhead at high havoc you just die

[brazen pelican]

What if you are a health gating Arbi?

[marsh iris]

nemo is a known psychopath

[final herald]

it's also unnerving to like...know you are being watched by something you can't see

[thick coyote]

Then you're just dumb for getting hit

30% of 50 gets corrupted

[round mica]

me stalking you as we speak

[thick coyote]

I think

[final herald]

nah if it's a dude I'm throwin it back

https://tenor.com/view/black-templar-sister-of-battle-warhammer-40k-dancing-space-marine-gif-16084334959388278613

[thick coyote]

Unless the Fatshark math is different

[thick coyote]

For some spaghetti reason

[round mica]

bro is asking to get tetanus

[final herald]

some random sea perch staring up at this guy in utter confusion

[brazen pelican]

Nope.

[marsh iris]

barnacle abrasion yeeeeaaaaa

[lilac crag]

moebians are jiggy with it

[final herald]

"CRITIAL LACK OF GROOVY"
"MANDATED EDICT: GET FUNKY"

[round mica]

“ where da huzz at? “

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-morty-smith-rick-sanchez-dandys-world-morty-gif-2630335855241560487

[final herald]

mfw I fucking DIE in a brine pool

[marsh iris]

gheeeeet schweefteehhh

[final herald]

If you slow crouch with a heavy weapon in your hand (flamer, plasma, bolter) you gyrate and it's lit

[round mica]

this show spawned some of the most obnoxious sleeper cell morons known to man

[final herald]

(while looking up)

[lilac crag]

[marsh iris]

cthulu baby

[lilac crag]

AM I DOING IT CHIEF

AM I GROOVING ON THE BEAT

[final herald]

"WE COULD ALL LEARN FROM THAT LIABILITY."

[round mica]

that trend of harassing fast food workers screaming im pickle rick and demanding sichuan sauce was so stupid

[lilac crag]

[brazen pelican]

"iF yOu dOn'T lIkE iT, iT's bEcAuSe iT rEqUiReS A cErtAiN lEvEl oF InTelLiGeNcE tO gEt tHe HuMoR!!!!!!!11111oneoneone."

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-messed-up-gif-11609287984989396209

[round mica]

like let’s be honest bro

[mighty fractal]

i look like this and a talk like this

[marsh iris]

i quite enjoy the schwifty song, its funny

[round mica]

the only good character in rick n morty is mr meeseeks

that’s it

[marsh iris]

shit on the flooor (nurgle reference)

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-urge-resisting-jojo-reference-gif-24212399

[civic python]

south park and rick and morty fight tooth and nail for the top slop spot

[round mica]

south park is tasteful

rick and morty tries too hard

[mighty fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-poop-shit-maman-le-pot-mom-gif-12486880

[...]

[final herald]

I bet we won't get another pet class

what

what the fuck

bro is speedrunning getting embeds banned again

[round mica]

look at the game being played

[tired steeple]

that's a great gif thanks for posting it when I'm having tea and biscuits

[brazen pelican]

Good old Whirl-dove Walk-raft.

[little marten]

Resubbing rn

[mighty fractal]

very tasteful poo and weed jokes for 30 years

[round mica]

yes

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-it-how-ends-this-is-it-this-ishow-it-ends-gif-9999774

[stuck wasp]

I could still see it happen, but more in the sense of "summons", with both Guardian Skulls, and Servitors (with maybe Gheistskulls too)

[round mica]

pirate slopwares own invention

[final herald]

fuck ur fuckin servitor skulls I want a normal ass skitarii

[stuck wasp]

As summons ?

[marsh iris]

normal ass? no metal ass?

[final herald]

no

as a playable class

what

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/access-denied-warhammer40k-gif-18486442

[stuck wasp]

I wasn't saying playable Servo Skulls

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-the-star-working-my-ass-out-gif-16626415

[final herald]

I'm saying I don't want summons

[round mica]

i miss this episode

[marsh iris]

FS pleas make servoskull dog cosmetic

[final herald]

I just want a normal skitarii that shoots skitarii weapons at heretics

[brazen pelican]

That's a whole fucking bakery.

[stuck wasp]

Then you would pick another blitz/ability 🤷

[final herald]

true
radium grenade

[tired steeple]

do skitarii have unique grenades

[round mica]

now imagine having the whole factory

[stuck wasp]

Skitarii has less potential than broader Tech Adept

[brazen pelican]

Oil margaritas.

[stuck wasp]

Only Arc Grenades

[tired steeple]

that's still pretty cool

[final herald]

I will not argue again with how false this is

last time we did it was boring

it will be boring this time too

[stuck wasp]

Radium Grenades do exist, but they're restricted to Scions afaik

[tired steeple]

I see I see

we do have the inquisition with us

we can probably get them anyway

[final herald]

I'd like to see vets get that as a krak upgrade/option

[stuck wasp]

Have we argued before ?
Like I do know I have argued with people before, but don't remember if with you

[final herald]

specifically about skitarii yes

[marsh iris]

radium grenades what its like? eletrical?

[sturdy pond]

unironically poison damage

basically add in a new DoT effect

add a new auxiliary

[final herald]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rad_Grenade

[stuck wasp]

I want some elite branches for all the Archetypes, and for Vet to get a Stormtrooper one with Radium grenades and a Hotshot lasgun (à la Outcast Engineer)

[tired steeple]

yeah

[marsh iris]

thats rad

[stuck wasp]

Metalic radioactive flakes of metal

[tired steeple]

also we could actually get a comissar cause that wouldn't work as a full class

[sturdy pond]

give us a catachan with an icky sword

[stuck wasp]

Yes, and we do have some commissar cosmetics already

[brazen pelican]

Only class with friendly fire.

[marsh iris]

ah like phosphorus but fuckier

instant cancer flakes

[final herald]

my favourite thing is that all the particles somehow have a super tiny half life
which implies that whatever explodes inside has a total conversion rate

this singular grenade is burning cleaner than most modern fuels

[round mica]

how much +Rad would i get from eating this in a fallout perspective?

[marsh iris]

i was also hoping they expand more on chem weapons other than chem cannon, that thing sound horrible

[final herald]

Iunno I never played it

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-rads-radiation-counter-gif-6369229076219259168

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[tired steeple]

it's fine I have the lead belly perk

[final herald]

I suddenly want bacon

I have none...

[tired steeple]

Yeah I don’t either

We both suffer

[final herald]

a cruel reality

[brazen pelican]

I do, want some?

[round mica]

i’m eating a 2lb takeout container full of spaghetti and 2 meatballs

[marsh iris]

hurry drink vodka

[supple thorn]

Done.

[final herald]

exactly 2?

are they like

big

[marsh iris]

you the liquor enthusiast

[round mica]

purdy big

[supple thorn]

Ive dabbled in some alcohol in my decades.

[grizzled hornet]

arby’s skills still not working?

[brazen pelican]

Is that a strand of hair in the bottom right?

[marsh iris]

ngl looks like what will smith would eat

[final herald]

oh hell yeah nice balls

[final herald]

I

I think it is

[grizzled hornet]

would go good with some fresh american cheese

[round mica]

thank you pointing this out

[brazen pelican]

It just stood out to me.