general-chat

[limber zealot]

And she also summoned a fucking plague bearer mid fight one time

[ocean widget]

I'm still surprised you can't romance the most human woman out of all of em
Still salty I couldn't romance abelard

[ocean widget]

[limber zealot]

I was so considering letting argenta do her shit but I decided to spare her

[next iris]

at least you can groom the assassin now

[green beacon]

@elder stone lowk i had to rush so much cuz i have to leave soon 😭

[ocean widget]

Nurgle and tzeench working together specifically to fuck over one rogue trader

[limber zealot]

But I swore if she fucks up again then I'm removing her from existence

[dry pebble]

Chao Ling wasnt as bad as people make him to be, the yellow river didnt flood in his reign. The deaths were necessary

[elder stone]

Would

[elder stone]

Yeah he’s my good boy

[ocean widget]

Fair
Just strap a couple bombs to her and punt her out the door

[elder stone]

(I’m a 6’3 elf baddie)

[limber zealot]

Anyways I've had fun talking but I gotta wake up early as fuck for class tomorrow

So I'm gonna head to bed

Gn

[ocean widget]

I thought this was the DRG engineer

[dry pebble]

Good night

[ocean widget]

Gn dont die

[dry pebble]

Yeah best to avoid it

[limber zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/whistle-wolf-cat-call-howl-gif-15693385

[green beacon]

yea

[ocean widget]

Wait it is?

[elder stone]

Real

[green beacon]

i just moved the goggles up a bit so he wouldnt look like eggman

[ocean widget]

Awful
Needs more C4

An engineer without their C4 is like a scout not on the floor
Pretty fuckin shit

[jaunty path]

I feel so tired for some reason.

[dry pebble]

Thats driller

[ocean widget]

Fuck

[elder stone]

Driller has c4 pal

[ocean widget]

Well I was close enough

[elder stone]

You don’t know ball….

[ocean widget]

I play gunner

[elder stone]

New 2pac

[green beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[dry pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1399511998471082045/IMG_6426.gif

Sorry goat

[ocean widget]

My literal only job is to hit one key and shoot whatever moves until competent people get the job done

[dry pebble]

Absolute chad

[elder stone]

Pride month was last month

[dry pebble]

When you main gunner youre proud every day

[elder stone]

Do NOT google “first deadly sin”

🤫

[dry pebble]

Okay

[ocean widget]

Why
Was it a calculator?

[dry pebble]

(I wont do it)

[sage wyvern]

gunner

[dry pebble]

Agreed

[ocean widget]

Very nice

[round mica]

loosh isn’t banned yet?

i’m shocked

[elder stone]

Wow

[dry pebble]

Same honestly

[elder stone]

I haven’t done anything bad

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-man-face-meme-gif-4119159383021303618

[round mica]

i have a feeling loosh will be banned before gta 6’s release

[elder stone]

Nah

[dry pebble]

Thats a reasonable timeframe

[round mica]

i can scroll through some messages and see some freaky shit buddy

[elder stone]

If I get banned I’ll give head

And I won’t get banned

[round mica]

loosh is sex demon

[elder stone]

NOW THATS ACTUALLY WILD

[dry pebble]

We can see it

[round mica]

CASE AND POINT

[elder stone]

WHAT THE FUCK??

[sage wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

[dry pebble]

Absolute self tell

[round mica]

these allegations write themselves

[elder stone]

You haven’t met me irl

[ocean widget]

I was gonna say this is the weirdest thing I've seen so far but I've also seen like 2 people with a vore server tag so I'm not really surprised

[green beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-just-use-weedy-weedy-gif-26448477

[elder stone]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[round mica]

i love being dramatic

[dry pebble]

Bro they arent allegations, theyre statements 😭

[sage wyvern]

would you cut your legs off and replace them with shotguns

[round mica]

is this what being a woman feels like?

[elder stone]

No I’m not dramatic

I have cramps and get hit on by dudes

[green beacon]

jetpack joyride

[round mica]

i’m saying i am

[elder stone]

You asked if that’s what it feels like to be a woman

And I said no

[round mica]

this server will be purged one day

[elder stone]

wait

[lethal hornet]

Dudes will not listen to pings bro

Its tragic

[round mica]

Wait your a woman loosh?!

[elder stone]

(I’m a completely normal person outside of this server)

[round mica]

I'm so dumb

[elder stone]

No I have a doohickey

[ocean widget]

Bullshit
Nobody here is normal

[round mica]

LMAOOOOO

[lethal hornet]

Wrong, you being in this server indicates the opposite

[round mica]

if you have more than 20 messages typed in here, you are NOT normal

[elder stone]

Okay….ill leave…

[round mica]

you are a creature of some sort

[ocean widget]

Nah looshs gender is whatever the fuck the skyrim shuffle is classed as

[round mica]

we are all creatures

[elder stone]

I have 11,707

[dry pebble]

Degenerates

[lethal hornet]

You can kick the rat out of darktide, but you can’t kick the darktide out of the rat

[elder stone]

Calling me a degenerate is crazy

[ocean widget]

That's because you kick the vermintide out of the rat

[round mica]

you’re a level 70 freakozoid

time to prestige buddy

Cee is a degenerate himself

do not fret loosh

[elder stone]

I’m not a degenerate in the first place

[ocean widget]

11k isn't really that much

Oh nvm 11k in 2 months jfc

[elder stone]

I’m unemployed rn

:p

[dry pebble]

Bro i didnt even tag you calm down ‼️

[jaunty path]

11k what?

hours?

[lethal hornet]

Aren’t we all

[round mica]

yes

[ocean widget]

Messages

[round mica]

house

[dry pebble]

Dont self tell

[marsh iris]

loosh is normal

[lethal hornet]

Kiddin, im not

[round mica]

hours

[elder stone]

You imply me with the word degenerate always

[elder stone]

This

[green beacon]

vro im more normal than you 💔
2k messages

[marsh iris]

he is normal like me

[dry pebble]

Also be SILENT

[elder stone]

I start work in August

So fellas you have me until then

[lethal hornet]

Have you

[round mica]

i claimed i wasn’t normal tho

[ocean widget]

Nice
What're you doin

[lethal hornet]

Degeneracy

Pure degeneracy

[elder stone]

Manual labor

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/can-confirm-katy-letterkenny-gif-13278600

[marsh iris]

you quitting darktide after that?

[ocean widget]

Ah
rip

[elder stone]

no

Maybe

Idk

[ocean widget]

No they're just going to get back pain

[marsh iris]

[round mica]

Manual labour ain't too bad honestly It's good pay

[dry pebble]

Youre reading too much into it

[lethal hornet]

I love manual labour, i like the way it grinds your soul down too eventually

[round mica]

I get like 35 a hour

[dry pebble]

Never estimate me

[ocean widget]

Good pay just pain on the bones

[round mica]

loosh, who else will i have to watch teleport across my screen at 275 ms latency on Ready Or Not?

[green beacon]

i might quit darktide tbh

gotta get back to the backlog

[elder stone]

17.50

[ocean widget]

Just pull out your ethernet cables and watch the bots shit themselves
Problem solved

[round mica]

What they got you doing?

[round mica]

😔

[ocean widget]

I'm going to make you 100% darktide

[elder stone]

Supervising other employees

(I do jackshit all day)

[lethal hornet]

25 per hour ain’t bad

[round mica]

Aye that's not bad at all

[ocean widget]

Oh so your job doesn't change from what youre doing currently

[lethal hornet]

Oof

[round mica]

not ideal either tho unfortunately

[lethal hornet]

Not in this economy

[elder stone]

Except I get paid and my discordian hormones get replaced by my normal ones

[green beacon]

in like under a month i wont even be able to play it tho 💀
will only have access to my shitty laptop

[lethal hornet]

Were you always able to post pictures in general?

[ocean widget]

Either you're using a subscription or you've got a bomb strapped to your PC that explodes in specifically under a month

[round mica]

no

[delicate vapor]

t

[lethal hornet]

Well i guess you can now

[round mica]

the admins went rogue and let us have this blessed gift from the emperor

[blissful kiln]

yes

[green beacon]

moving across the country for college and i cant take the pc

[elder stone]

What do you work night shift at a pizzeria

Which has a bear as a mascot

[ocean widget]

Wtf
RIP

[elder stone]

And uses animatronics

[lethal hornet]

Aur aur aur auuur

[dry pebble]

[ocean widget]

Good ur going to college but RIP your pc

[green beacon]

aur aur aur aur aur

[elder stone]

4E#

[green beacon]

its going to my brother 😔

[round mica]

HELLLLLL YEAH

[lethal hornet]

Coming to you next Darktide update

[brazen pelican]

All of them.

[ocean widget]

Thanks I hate darktide

[dry pebble]

This reminds me of total war warhammer 3 and the nurgle units

[round mica]

red white and purple

[dry pebble]

Shitting themselves

[ocean widget]

Forgot I had this saved as well

[elder stone]

I don’t get freaky

[lethal hornet]

You think when nurglites run for a while its called a Brapathon

[round mica]

War criminal vibes

[ocean widget]

Some days I wonder why the higher ups in warhammer are alcoholics
Then I realise people within the universe say shit like this

[ocean widget]

Wait isn't roblox transitioning to dating or something now

[dry pebble]

Not quite

[ocean widget]

Like I swear I've heard something about them adding dating to roblox

[elder stone]

Yes

[lethal hornet]

Back to havoc

[elder stone]

It’s the same as Disney adding “breeding nests” with a view of the Disney castle

It’s crazy

[ocean widget]

Cbat but instead it's to the rhythm of the fireworks going off

[round mica]

Wow Disney

[marsh iris]

im learning new facts from discord general chat

[elder stone]

“Disney love nests allow people to make love for 200$ an hour with a view of Disney castle”

[marsh iris]

[elder stone]

With a maximum of

Get this

6 PEOPLE

[ocean widget]

What's the specifics then?
Cus roblox hasn't exactly been child safe for the past couple years

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/black-sabbath-war-pigs-interlude-oh-lord-yeah-cat-gif-12220654250996213893

[round mica]

[elder stone]

AND 50$ PER EXTRA PERSON

[round mica]

I hope they hose down those rooms after

[elder stone]

DISNEY IS PROMOTING GANGBANGING

[ocean widget]

200 USD a bloody hour?
What's the fine for having an orgy in public because it's probably cheaper

[brazen pelican]

Snow White makes so much more sense now.

[sick vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-family-guy-gif-27610873

[shadow nymph]

my graphics settings are as maxed as possible tho

[ocean widget]

Wait is that after the 2nd person or not

[elder stone]

6 people max

And then for every extra is 50$

So 7 people would be 250$

[ocean widget]

Oh shit I thought it was 2 people and then you pay 50 extra until you get 6 people

[sick vortex]

idea: eight player Havok.

[elder stone]

You know 100% there are cameras in there

Ain’t no way

[dry pebble]

Ah its a in-platform dating function, but its like a side mechanic, not a plataform transition. Its absolutely fucked up

[round mica]

I might actually be able to play havoc 🥺

[elder stone]

8 man veteran killteam

[sick vortex]

everything is twice as hard and max rank is 80

[ocean widget]

Eugh
I can't say I'm surprised given whatever the fuck condos are but eugh

[elder stone]

8 ogryns

PREPARE FOR OGRYNFALL

🗣️

[sick vortex]

8 psykers = warpstorm as they all peril.

[ocean widget]

8 veterans with 8 bolt actions and all with stealth field

[round mica]

Psyker either ruins the games fun or dies every room no in-between

[ocean widget]

I see you haven't met me since I do neither

[round mica]

It's either 2 mill dmg or none

[ocean widget]

I die every third room

[sick vortex]

arbites are just too strong and hog all the fun.

[thorny sentinel]

IS there A Place To See A Catalogue Of All The Skins In Darktide? Cant Find Anything On The WIki

[ocean widget]

Yeah there's a mod on the nexus

[dry pebble]

I should sleep

[sick vortex]

let me guess, Fandom wiki where the BFGS isn't existant?

[round mica]

Iv been enjoying playing arbie but yeah

[elder stone]

Go to sleep

[dry pebble]

Yeah Ill do it but not because you said something or anything

[ocean widget]

Imagine the Mario noise where he goes bye bye real fucking loud when the DS shuts but it happens every time you close your eyes, you won't sleep real fuck quick

[sick vortex]

stay up for 9 days straight!!!

sleep is for the weak! graaaaah!!!!

[marsh iris]

dementia speedrun

[sick vortex]

night lord hunting time!!!!

[dry pebble]

[ocean widget]

I forgot if I've even started that

[round mica]

Nothing like a lil schizophrenia

[somber stream]

Hello chat, another day in Paradise

[marsh iris]

its the pink name guy

[round mica]

Hii licht

[marsh iris]

crunge

[supple thorn]

Ello mate.

[somber stream]

I will cut your balls

[ocean widget]

Watch out for demonic 4 armed game developer bulls fighting a man in sunglasses

[elder stone]

Paradise meanwhile I’m suffering in bed from food poisoning? I think?

[somber stream]

Ello lark

[sick vortex]

BECOME SHADOW AND HUNT KONRAD KURZE!

[sick vortex]

'ello.

[elder stone]

Princess color name

[ocean widget]

Try not eating poisoned food

[wary scarab]

lore accuurate spyker

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-dance-filthy-frank-dance-gif-22344571

[elder stone]

I mistook the Minecraft poisoned potato for a normal one

Now my legs are disabled

[ocean widget]

Checks out for minecraft

[sick vortex]

caldor draigo might have a few words.

[somber stream]

Ello Ello

[elder stone]

Hi lichty

[wary scarab]

Its Caldor fucking Draigo

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-kaldor-draigo-tts-flames-gif-16083663

[sick vortex]

'ello, 'ello, 'ello. whaddya call this then?

[somber stream]

Drink water

[elder stone]

I have

[sick vortex]

guess what he is? (time's up, he's a psyker)

[brazen pelican]

Drink Monster.

[ocean widget]

Have a pint

[wary scarab]

not ur usual spyker though

[somber stream]

Bet better soon

[wary scarab]

what next going to mention Big E?

[marsh iris]

get some activated charcoal tablets and drink lots of isotonics

[sick vortex]

&?

[thorny sentinel]

whats it called?

[elder stone]

I would say something but it would be taken too literally by the server and I wouldn’t be able to convince people that everything I do in this server is satire

[marsh iris]

no you are real

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[sick vortex]

are you sure?

[elder stone]

Yep pretty sure

[somber stream]

Is it though

[elder stone]

I’m not gay

[somber stream]

I

[elder stone]

1957 Operation plumbbob

[somber stream]

Did not said anything About gay

[sick vortex]

good for you...

[elder stone]

The United States government detonated a nuclear warhead, launching a manhole cover into the cosmos

[elder stone]

It’s always implied

[round mica]

What's wrong w being gay

[somber stream]

👆

[elder stone]

The fact that I don’t like dudes

[lucid yoke]

this is what will happen

[sick vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-thanos-thanos-snap-dust-gif-16037423944121739362

[somber stream]

[ocean widget]

How did I get that

[sick vortex]

no full stop.

[ocean widget]

Checks out for tiktok

[umbral minnow]

https://www.twitch.tv/traumaaaa/clip/CautiousPhilanthropicPeanutOSkomodo-vmZ6eGe2-LwuuF4J

[ocean widget]

You cut open batteries and put them in monster energy cans?

[elder stone]

no

[somber stream]

Just monster in general

The drink is known to be consumed by a particular group of people

[elder stone]

Which are?

[lucid yoke]

people who have no tastebuds

[round mica]

I never liked the fake vanilla taste monster has

[somber stream]

Gamers! Of course

Personally i prefer lipovitan

[lavish gulch]

don't look up how vanilla flavouring is made

[round mica]

A nice iced coffee for me ❤️

[round mica]

I allready know 😭 💀

[elder stone]

That’s not even gay

[lucid yoke]

how is this not cough medicine

[elder stone]

That’s just homosexual

[ocean widget]

I prefer euroshopper
Granted thats because a bottle of euroshopper is cheaper than a can of monster for more Ml and they both taste like acid

[lavish gulch]

juiced beaver booty

[neat jewel]

Caffeine pills are where it's at ♥️

[elder stone]

Yeah

[fiery wave]

Celsius because 20 cents per can. SGD.

[elder stone]

Melatonin

[brazen pelican]

Yummy!

[elder stone]

Celsius tastes like medicine

[ocean widget]

I'm British so I have no idea what any of these words mean in this context

[fiery wave]

Is fine for me.

[fiery wave]

Energy drink.

[ocean widget]

Ah

Yeah that clears it up

[elder stone]

I’m so sorry for you

Please recover soon

[ocean widget]

So am I given recent events

[elder stone]

This took 15 licenses just to text

[somber stream]

They taste real good

[ocean widget]

Dude in 5 years this wouldnt even be a joke

That'd be the actual fucking truth

[lucid yoke]

i believe you but this is definitely medicine

[elder stone]

You’re using your “500 word limit license” too fast

[ocean widget]

You can't even view the stopdrinking subreddit without giving your ID to a random American company

[ocean widget]

Damn
Big if true

[elder stone]

You will be an American colony

[round mica]

Stop drinking reddit

[fiery wave]

So if I said <Please log in with an authenticated account to view>.

[somber stream]

Whuh

Reddit? Twitter? OnlyKnights™?

[ocean widget]

Nice of you to think it wouldn't be called onlymarines

[fiery wave]

Is a joke about anything adult getting gated. So the whole... I'm off to write smut would set it off since smut. XD

[somber stream]

Tumblr

[ocean widget]

It's not even that
Pretty sure some LGBT stuffs been fuckin shot over here as well

[marsh iris]

im drunk on reddit

[somber stream]

Nah mahrens are cringe

[tardy citrus]

GW's production line be like

[fiery wave]

Oh, wow... Seriously? WTF.

[tardy citrus]

im sick of marines graaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[elder stone]

I’m being lobotomized

The government will scoop my brain out

[marsh iris]

marines are keeping the franchise alive so people like us can actually enjoy the niche things

[brazen pelican]

I mean, not uncommon for "indecency" to be a covert term for "I don't like LGBTQ+".

[ocean widget]

Yeah the totally not censorship and totally only child safety while we get our citizens data collected by third party companies bill is very safe and good for the UK

[sick vortex]

play Age Of Sigmar

[somber stream]

Wtf ask them to put it back

[round mica]

They get there and just find a peice of paper with a iou

[elder stone]

wuzzuguhh “bran”

Luhhhh

[fiery wave]

True...

[fiery wave]

And then gets leaked to the blackmarket.

[ocean widget]

It's even worse when Nigel is probably going to get into power because he's stated that he'll revert the bill

[tardy citrus]

No-Never

[elder stone]

Governmement

[ocean widget]

Yeah the tea incident gave me even less trust in random ass companies with my data than I already did

[somber stream]

Return to monke

[inland mantle]

If it makes you feel any better US is also going this route if a certain thing gets passed

[lament cave]

Alright, Havoc isn't really difficult at all.

Thankfully.

[ocean widget]

Yup
Whole world's going to shit

Mother nature needs to get her shit together

[inland mantle]

Need to return to cave man times. Were better

[ocean widget]

In the grim darkness of the far future somehow they didn't have to put up with this shit

[somber stream]

I just need the bideo game industry to revert itself back to pre-2012

Then we’re golden

[fiery wave]

Yep. Terribad.

[lucid yoke]

easy maze, already solved it

[elder stone]

Wife material

[round mica]

I miss good singleplayer games

[ocean widget]

Shush

Online only

[round mica]

[marsh iris]

cant make money with singleplayer games

[lucid yoke]

...the maze?

[marsh iris]

we need more live service with bugs and constant stream of cash

[inland mantle]

Cant sell you a shity battle pass true

[ocean widget]

Hell even baldurs gate 3 isn't single player
I have to be with nick lightbearer from we happy few

[lucid yoke]

theres that fucking shooter

what was it called

[elder stone]

SELLING THIS CUSTOM RUINER FOR 50,000$!!! MESSAGE ME ON DISCORD, INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING, SELLING FROM MICHIGAN

[ocean widget]

Given GTAOs prices this is probably a steal

[inland mantle]

Michigan isnt a real place dont gas light me

[ocean widget]

Darktide

[elder stone]

GTA? This is real car sir

[lucid yoke]

no thats not a real game

[ocean widget]

Shit u rite

[brazen pelican]

You mean like how ARMA is real war footage?

[lucid yoke]

darktide was a shared hallucination made by copers after vermintide 2 crashed and burned on release

[ocean widget]

Fair
Forgot everyone got GTAB tattooed into the corner of their eye

[ocean widget]

Well duh

The R in arma stands for real

[wheat sphinx]

True words of wisdom from lightning man

[elder stone]

Amazing Real, Mistakenly American.

ARMA

[round mica]

Kachow

[inland mantle]

[delicate vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095492778827464795/1342205765456232559/togif-1.gif

[elder stone]

Elios

[delicate vapor]

hello human

[elder stone]

Deeply mistaken

[delicate vapor]

hollon im playing miyabi rn

[elder stone]

Noob

Draft notice tomorrow

[jaunty path]

Daily reminder The Emperor is a lesbian

[tardy citrus]

yippeee

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[round mica]

Interesting

[elder stone]

Would straight women be gay and straight men be lesbian?

[inland mantle]

[round mica]

🤔

[lament cave]

What tab are the Havoc penances under?

[tardy citrus]

missions

[lament cave]

Ah okay.

So... it seems like it's not tracking.

I'm getting no progress in Havoc on Hand missions.

[fiery wave]

You mean a corpse on a metal loo.

[elder stone]

You completed the missions yeah?

[inland mantle]

Need to complete games yea? That means win the mission doesnt explain it well

[lament cave]

Yeah, we beat two missions but no progress.

[elder stone]

Odd

[tardy citrus]

yea her divine immortal soul is a lesbian

[lament cave]

Yeah, I dunno.

[tardy citrus]

yea that is weird

[inland mantle]

Try restarting your game see if it's still wrong

[round mica]

man

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt be the first time something doesnt track right or track at all for that matter

[lament cave]

I'll give that a go.

[round mica]

it’s darktide after all

[inland mantle]

Bugs in my DT never

[round mica]

but yet we still give our souls to it

[marsh iris]

bug mode

[round mica]

There in the walls

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-walking-horse-vent-horse-flip-off-horse-flips-off-and-leaves-horse-venting-among-us-gif-927766623487829115

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[brazen pelican]

Where?

[tardy citrus]

yesterday we failed a run and the event music was still playing while on the mourningstar

[lament cave]

Bro's getting paid off by Fatshark.

Sorry, Obesefish*

[inland mantle]

They're a small indie dev 100%

[inland mantle]

(wheres my damn money FS)

[lament cave]

Nope. I didn't get that progress.

After restarting.

[inland mantle]

Ate by the shit code

[round mica]

Where's my damn vet rework 😭 💀

[inland mantle]

3 years

[round mica]

if the emperor exists, he needs to give us these back

[inland mantle]

Soruce trust me

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-26325993

[marsh iris]

vets still strong, just rely on plasma and duelling sword

for 3 years

[inland mantle]

About that...

[tardy citrus]

but i hatte duelling sword :c

[wheat sphinx]

No thanks I want my knife and bolt pistol

[inland mantle]

Anyways FS remove vet please and ty

[wheat sphinx]

How can you hate peak

[round mica]

This is the moment when Garut gets the bad news after waking up from cryosleep

Dueling sword feels incredibly brain dead

[lament cave]

Let's hope after the restart, it starts tracking...

[tardy citrus]

i dont hate the deimos force sword when did i say that

[brazen pelican]

Aww, poor Marcille.

[inland mantle]

Had it coming

[lament cave]

Oh my God.

Are you fucking kidding.

[round mica]

fookin DONUT

[inland mantle]

Go on

[lament cave]

The party I joined is not doing Havoc.

[inland mantle]

Welp

[lament cave]

Bruh.

[inland mantle]

That explains it

[round mica]

Wait

[tardy citrus]

that owuld do it yea

[round mica]

you’re tellin me

[inland mantle]

Was in the back of my mind ngl

But wasnt gonna say anything

[round mica]

you were under the impression you were doin havoc?

[lament cave]

Yes.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

that’s a little funny

i’m sorry

[lament cave]

God-damn it.

I just want my armour pieces, man.

[inland mantle]

Ogryn maxxed to hard rip lil bro

[elder stone]

Stop feeling sad for it

[round mica]

like that really does blow and i’m sorry

[elder stone]

Go back to the cave

[fiery wave]

Considering how hard later havocs are, is pretty obvious.

[brazen pelican]

No! She's adorable and I'll die protecting her.

[round mica]

but all you can do now is chuckle about it and now actually play some havoc

[lament cave]

Yeah, but you can reset the difficulty and it'll still count.

[lament cave]

I'm literally only doing this for the Moebian armour.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-gif-15101441684828074549

[brazen pelican]

Hive Mind will revive me.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-funny-cat-step-forward-step-backward-standing-cat-gif-20782856

[elder stone]

Rung up the hive mind

You’re off the roster

[inland mantle]

[brazen pelican]

Obvious lie is obvious.

[elder stone]

You aren’t part of the hive mind

Poser

[fiery wave]

Most ppl wanna climb, not demote.

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[round mica]

Are femboys apart of a hive mind

[inland mantle]

As a hard stuck H1 player cant relate wtf is a rank up

[elder stone]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Femboys?

[jaunty path]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Hello femboy #15285PRCoL

[lament cave]

I just want the Moebian armour. 😆

[round mica]

like a moth to a flame

[orchid skiff]

?!

[tardy citrus]

[fiery wave]

Then just host till 25 then try to join others around or lower.

[delicate vapor]

The

[lament cave]

I'm joining other people to get all the penances done in one go.

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[lament cave]

Assisting and completing missions.

[elder stone]

Haha you have to use the RoN tag meanwhile I have access to the NDA supporter tag

Haha

(Superior status)

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-the-essay-hilarious-haha-gif-3565665

[round mica]

that’s why your stats got reset nerd

[fiery wave]

GL then.

[orchid skiff]

Nice leash

[elder stone]

Shut up

[round mica]

gawt em

[tardy citrus]

ive been on and off jsut joing through the party finder and im 30 out of 50 on both
just filter to havoc and join whoever

[lament cave]

I'm scared because I think we just started a high difficulty mission.

[inland mantle]

Gl

[round mica]

do you have your ESO?

(emotional support ogryn)

[tardy citrus]

just dont get isolated

[lament cave]

Nope. No ogryns...

[inland mantle]

All arbys cause they got the meats

[delicate vapor]

Maybe the

[inland mantle]

(dont worry about the broken key stone)

[round mica]

they all may have the meats, but ogryn has the meat. #qualityoverquantity

[inland mantle]

But counter point 4 dogs

[round mica]

counter, 2 tons of beef

well

[fiery wave]

(Still usable as wallhax.)

[inland mantle]

🤔

[round mica]

1 ton

bc aren’t ogryns like 1800lbs

or more

[inland mantle]

wish.com version of psyker's anyways

[delicate vapor]

karien karien karien

[inland mantle]

Umm idk lets see what google says...

[brazen pelican]

Best reason to use it.

[elder stone]

90% sure i unironically got food poisoning

Goodbye chat, I’m gonna sleep

[brazen pelican]

Counter: Baked slab of ground turkey.

[inland mantle]

About a ton 🤷‍♂️ no clear answer I could find

[round mica]

if you have food poisoning yo ass would be throwing up profusely every 5 minutes loosh

are you throwing up profusely

[lucid yoke]

it can trigger on multiple enemies and highlights specials instead of random trash enemies

although disrupt destiny lets me zoom so its better

[round mica]

i’m not gonna lie, not meant to be a dick or anything but this looks like one of those lungs they show us that have been a victim of chain smoking

[inland mantle]

Movement speed is always more important imo saves you alot

[marsh iris]

not on topic but FS please add servoskull cosmetic for dogs

[inland mantle]

Just need to wait like 4 weeks till they fix the keystone

[round mica]

i’ve never had just baked turkey in the form of a loaf either

[fiery wave]

Able to see things in the dookshow can be nice.

[round mica]

is that just plain turkey?

[lucid yoke]

it hasnt been broken up at all

there isnt a dream of seasoning on that thing

[brazen pelican]

I do not know, the only reason I know it is turkey is because of the title of the picture when I stole it.

[round mica]

oh

LMAO

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, helps a lot in picking out specialists and shit in situations where it would be difficult.

[round mica]

whoever made that needs incarcerated and charged to the full extent of the law

[inland mantle]

Mb I was trying to summon the devil with my shit cooking (almost worked)

[fiery wave]

Just it and skip sub nodes since most are broken, I guess.

[brazen pelican]

I do the cooldown one, as well.

[lucid yoke]

you summon the devil with 70s jello-mayo salads, this slab of turkey would summon the secret third thing

[inland mantle]

Damn got a point

[tardy citrus]

i take the keystone and the subnodes i want even tho i know it doesnt work

its almost like the arbites doesnt need to be at full power to stomp or something

[fiery wave]

(Some say it doesn't work.)

[round mica]

merry crimbus

[inland mantle]

Umm

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-suwako-touhou-death-gif-22485225

[brazen pelican]

In the off-chance that it does work, it's worth the one point. :3

[brazen pelican]

Merry Chrysler.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-typing-with-his-pecs-pec-pop-keyboard-gif-3910216486504682706

[fiery wave]

(After mid aug, I guess.)

[brazen pelican]

I see. :3

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[round mica]

why is bro so shiny

[inland mantle]

Oiled up ez

[round mica]

no diddy

[tardy citrus]

coconut oil

[brazen pelican]

Fully shaved body and warm, damp room.

[round mica]

can’t be me

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[round mica]

my AC is on and blasted to a nice cool 67

[brazen pelican]

67 is still too warm. :3

[round mica]

are you a fuckin emperor penguin or what

67 is perfect

[brazen pelican]

About 57 is great.

[inland mantle]

💀

[brazen pelican]

Starts getting toasty above that.

[inland mantle]

Winter fears this pers- ermm thing

[fiery wave]

Persimmon?

[brazen pelican]

Walking barefoot in snow for short periods of time is cozy.

[round mica]

you must have no blood in your body

[inland mantle]

[tardy citrus]

your poor feet

[brazen pelican]

It's been primarily replaced with caffeine and nicotine.

[round mica]

confirmed gents, we got a nic fiend in chat

[modest flume]

There's a few, no?

[inland mantle]

I can quit any time

[gilded socket]

Dude i just watched the weirdest shit ever

[delicate vapor]

T

[inland mantle]

Share with the class please

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/run-cat-running-goofy-kitty-silly-cat-running-away-gif-9255357527903375512

[gilded socket]

Some weird movie called sketch

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-traps-gotcha-trick-haha-gif-16794536883529036543

[round mica]

there is one film i watched as a young child i do not wish i did

[inland mantle]

Looks odd

[gilded socket]

Its some weird emotional bs movie

[inland mantle]

Checks out from the premise im reading

[modest flume]

You've T'd your last T

[gilded socket]

Kid’s drawings come alive and ofc she has to draw them killing people

Its just fucking weird

[delicate vapor]

im in a 4 man psyker team

[round mica]

doodle bob out here catching bodies

[brazen pelican]

Also have one.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/doodle-bob-me-hoy-minoy-spongebob-patrick-gif-7390737

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-krabby-patty-smug-spongebob-squarepants-gif-9547716225990610286

[gilded socket]

Keeps setting up things and doing nothing about it

Like a nothing burger

[gilded socket]

Doodle bob was actually genius

[brazen pelican]

Eggless omelette?

[gilded socket]

Yes

[modest flume]

@inland mantle Bro I know you're a rock but your avatar keeps making me think that it's a picture of cabbage

[gilded socket]

Fruitless as fuck

[round mica]

either gonna be an ez run or instant wipe

[inland mantle]

Fake news

[brazen pelican]

Unlike sugar free tic-tacs. Which contain sugar.

[inland mantle]

Got that shit on hand dont @ me

[gilded socket]

Fr fr

[modest flume]

For what it's worth, I'm basically blind

[inland mantle]

Real

[round mica]

sugar free tic tacs which aren’t very high in sugar is crazy

[modest flume]

I mean I know it's a rock but at a glance it keeps reminding me of cabbage

[round mica]

i once made the mistake of eating sugar free gummy bears

never again

that and MRE peanut butter without drinking enough water

[inland mantle]

Yea umm after looking at google images

[brazen pelican]

Maybe it's the green cousin of the mammoth red rock cabbage.

[gilded socket]

MRE PEANUT BUTTER ON THE CRACKERS ARE SO GOOD

[inland mantle]

I dont see how

[round mica]

them bitches plug you up tighter than a drum

[jaunty path]

Why does the hitler cop keep saying sex

[inland mantle]

What

[brazen pelican]

What in the actual fuck?

[inland mantle]

Can you share the context?

[brazen pelican]

I am fucking intrigued.

[hidden trout]

dude this arbites guy keeps wanting to sex minors????? 107 of them????

[inland mantle]

...

[modest flume]

Or maybe even iceberg lettuce

[gilded socket]

Love the beef ravioli MRE tho

[inland mantle]

That looks nothing alike

However

All green things are one and the same so I'll let it pass

[brazen pelican]

So you are an Ork?

[inland mantle]

For you I can be

[brazen pelican]

I always wanted an Ork friend!

[modest flume]

When a rock is more accommodating than people, you know society is fucked

[inland mantle]

Truely fallen on dark times

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-nic-cage-ball-roll-almost-gif-7519943

[modest flume]

Truly, a grim dark age

[inland mantle]

Brother 👍

[brazen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/flubber-green-goo-dancing-dancing-gif-butt-gif-27161150

[inland mantle]

is that a threat?

[modest flume]

Oh shit Flubber

[delicate vapor]

😶

[round mica]

anything with red sauce is gonna be good, it carries so hard

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-that-movement-all-that-movement-gif-15637861280429599374

[marsh iris]

FLUBBER

[lament cave]

Wow, imagine that. It tracks when I'm actually doing Havoc missions.

Who'd'a thunk it.

[inland mantle]

Crazy

[round mica]

my all time fav MRE will forever be beef stroganoff

that gravy hits hard everytime

[brazen pelican]

I don't believe you.

[gilded socket]

True….

[tardy citrus]

ayy you did it
good job

[lament cave]

You're right, the penances have started tracking backwards.

[marsh iris]

that's a nice rock

[tardy citrus]

50 more to go

[lament cave]

Also, it turns out it is very obvious I wasn't doing Havoc missions.

Havoc missions are scary.

[brazen pelican]

Sister Prine is an agent of Tzeentch, confirmed.

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[lament cave]

I couldn't imagine trying to do this as my Veteran for example.

[marsh iris]

whats inside?

[round mica]

nah you’ll be okay, early havoc is just a little more challenging than base game

[fiery wave]

Told you, anything past 25 is harder tha auric mael.

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-gif-14798873365048305742

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/help-me-im-getting-stoned-stone-rock-smash-gif-16059954

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt you like to know weather boy

[round mica]

havoc starts getting funky at 25+

[lament cave]

I'm at assignment rank four now.

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-pounder-dinotrux-destruction-pounding-rocks-gif-11894983595712231404

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-kanye-west-roblox-roblox-memes-roblox-meme-gif-1028997715501554265

[round mica]

not too bad for someone who seems to fear it

keep going

you will learn the ways

[lament cave]

There's a lot of bosses.

Including ones that I haven't fought before.

[brazen pelican]

I believe in you.

[fiery wave]

That's auric malice, as we joked about.

[modest flume]

You'll get to H40 in no time

[marsh iris]

sorry for violence towards rocks

[inland mantle]

We will remember your poor choices

[modest flume]

Red + healing enemies

[inland mantle]

Dont forget you sleep on a big rock

[lament cave]

All I need is to beat fifty Havoc missions, and I will stop doing them. 😆

At least, for now.

[modest flume]

That's what you think

[lament cave]

True.

[marsh iris]

gravity didnt give me any choice

[inland mantle]

Give in to the havoc play style like me. Whos at over 420 havoc clears

[lament cave]

💀

[brazen pelican]

420, nice.

[inland mantle]

Think I still got the pic one sic

[lament cave]

You are no longer allowed to do any more Havoc missions.

It must stay at 420.

[inland mantle]

I play abit of havoc you could say

[brazen pelican]

I feel a bit bad ruining my Warframe hours that were at 4206.9...

[inland mantle]

Too late it's already nearing 450 that was like a week ago

[modest flume]

I need to see where I am in terms of Havoc clears

[lament cave]

Well, as punishment you now have to permanently uninstall the game.

Soz, that's just how it works.

[inland mantle]

No

Dont wanna

[lament cave]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-gif-10358343

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-bring-it-on-rat-joe-pumped-gif-12315847

[marsh iris]

its ok you can go for 42069

then you can quit

[lament cave]

I think that'll be a while...

[inland mantle]

Only take me 7 years

[brazen pelican]

On it.

[inland mantle]

Sounds good be back soon chat

[lament cave]

By that point, GTA 7 will have come out.

[inland mantle]

Just sit on 6969 plat ez

[brazen pelican]

Already past that.

[inland mantle]

Damn

42069 then gl

[brazen pelican]

Did some gifting, so down to about 8.6k from 15k.

[inland mantle]

Start farming void cascades lil bro

Think thats still the plat meta idk

[lament cave]

Just encountered my first Hexbound Daemonhost.

That was interesting.

[brazen pelican]

But they are so boring.

[inland mantle]

Too bad

[brazen pelican]

Rather crack a million relics.

[inland mantle]

Damn just like me frfr

Would crack nearly 200 on my really bad days

[brazen pelican]

MOOD-KINDRED!

The monotonous grinding allowed by my autism...

[inland mantle]

True

Relic brain rotted

[inland mantle]

Their alright but many and I mean many are bugged and trigger super far away

[lime beacon]

The one on vault or refinery is truly busted

[inland mantle]

Sycorax has it really bad at the start

[lime beacon]

After the elevator right before the first medical station, a dh ritual triggers on the floor to the right a million miles away

The only way to stop it is to pause and shoot through the fence

[inland mantle]

Yep it sucks

[wary flint]

Other than the voice is there anything else in the character creation that affects what your character talks about?

[lime beacon]

But the problem is that it spawns another one right in front of you, and also a million armored units and usually 3 bosses

Since it’s a scripted horde area

[brazen pelican]

If they're from Cadia.

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-21791405

[inland mantle]

Havoc is fun and not unfair at the best of times 👍

But when you pull off a win in those BS moments it does feel great

[marsh iris]

i need to get over this h21 boss spam

[inland mantle]

Bring some boss damage ez

[delicate vapor]

and a psyker

[lime beacon]

H40 is unfair but possible it’s whatever

But that one particular spawn getting triggered immediately is just ridiculous

[inland mantle]

Ngl if they ever got around to fixxing rituals I wouldnt mind the modifer

But as it is now it's easily the worst modifier imo

[inland mantle]

2 hits from a poxwalker gn lil pysker

[delicate vapor]

had to inspect before killing him off again

[lament cave]

It was super easy to get rid of. Just kill the guys trying to summon him.

[inland mantle]

Based

[inland mantle]

Try that on H40 and get back to me

With the really bad bugged ones

[lament cave]

I'd like to not, thank you.

😆

[inland mantle]

If there's a ledge I just say fuck it and have the book boy send that shit to the shadow realm chasm station has a good ledge spot where you can get 2

Even gets one of the bugged spots

Could get 3 but that has a chance to spawn a bulwark wave

(found out the hard way)

[lime beacon]

I’d pay to watch the devs stream until they can beat a havoc 40

[jaunty path]

sexus minoris something number

[inland mantle]

Fr

[jaunty path]

Hes saying sex...thats not family friendly..

[lime beacon]

These guys be laughing and wiping on like 10s

[jaunty path]

I hurt my Rizzisticles :(

[inland mantle]

Unhurt them ez

[jaunty path]

ok

smashes them with crusher

[inland mantle]

They'll never hurt again

[delicate vapor]

the i

[hidden trout]

its fine if its on maps that were there when the modifier launched

because they were tested and patched

then they just rotated new maps in that hadnt been checked whatsoever

[inland mantle]

Dark communion still has that one bugged one tho

[hidden trout]

so now we just have landmine havoc rolls

[jaunty path]

Whoever wrote blessing and talent descriptions should be nuked

I'm tired of this shit

[inland mantle]

Ill just copium myself into thinking FS will get around to fixing them

[inland mantle]

Hell it even works as a debuff which makes it even funnier

[jaunty path]

Debuff to only the enemy

right??

This is on crusher

[inland mantle]

A few weapons yes

[jaunty path]

I mean this is on crusher

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[inland mantle]

Yes?

[zinc marsh]

that wasn't very gg of you

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[jaunty path]

okay so I'm going to assume "if already staggered" means on staggered enemies

this is annoying.

[lime beacon]

It’s pretty straightforward

If you hit an enemy that’s already staggered

[jaunty path]

My brain is a little silly.

[lime beacon]

It gives them stacks of a damage taken debuff

But yeah the wording is bad you’re right

[inland mantle]

[jaunty path]

And I'm deciding which blessing is good with thunderous.

[inland mantle]

If skullcrusher is a option always take it

Super broken atm

[jaunty path]

Alright 40% damage taken by staggered enemies

[elder merlin]

When does fatshark even come back from vacation anyway?

[jaunty path]

sweet

[inland mantle]

Gets up to 80%

[delicate vapor]

i forgot

[jaunty path]

Dude I think I process information differently

[lime beacon]

7 months

[fair bridge]

help pls

[inland mantle]

August maybe

[fair bridge]

hep

[lime beacon]

[fair bridge]

I SPILL MY JOOCE MODS HELP HELP

[lime beacon]

They been working hard man

[inland mantle]

So true 🫡

[lime beacon]

Do you know how much effort it takes to create a masterpiece super event out of reused havoc modifiers?

It’s a lot

[inland mantle]

Thats broken day 1

[jaunty path]

What mkwa it 80% damage??? God I'm so fucking annoyed by this fuck you fatshark FUCK YOU AUGH

[inland mantle]

The debuff stacks up to 8 times 10% damage per stack

[zinc marsh]

SHIT NOT ON THE CARPET, BEHEMOTH

[jaunty path]

Okay its a debuff right, its debuff

[lime beacon]

And it’s also a lot on the brain to think of stunning new reward tiers

Like plasteel and dockets

[inland mantle]

Only affects enemies yes

[jaunty path]

40% per hit so hitting the enemy 2 times makes it 80%

[fair bridge]

why my eyes hurt

[jaunty path]

I need to kill fatshark

[lime beacon]

Yeah as long as the stacks don’t fall off before you reapply

[inland mantle]

Thats cause lower tiers of the blessing apply less stacks 1 at lowest and 4 at max

[jaunty path]

Mhm yeah

[brazen pelican]

Vällkom to Sviden.

[inland mantle]

Why it's worded odd

[lime beacon]

Let’s all take a vacation to Sweden

[brazen pelican]

I'll prepare the fika.

[jaunty path]

Dude I should be allowed to destroy any slight inconvenience I encounter.

[lime beacon]

Let’s all get tilted off of vodka and schnapps

[inland mantle]

[lime beacon]

And do a walking tour of Stockholm

[jaunty path]

Seriously It should be a federal crime to not work the way I think it should

This is why I should rule the world. If I ruled the world, everything would be correct....

[inland mantle]

Send a email to FS on why they suck on explaining stuff

[jaunty path]

nah they'd get a gift the size of a petabyte.

[inland mantle]

Or be a man and make a vent/rant post on steam forums like sane people do

[delicate vapor]

fuck ass plague ogryn slapped me off to the edge

[inland mantle]

I paid him to do that money well spent

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-walking-horse-vent-horse-flip-off-horse-flips-off-and-leaves-horse-venting-among-us-gif-927766623487829115

[brazen pelican]

Top tier prank. Well done.

[inland mantle]

🫡

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lie-gif-16103645566488401088

[jaunty path]

Wanna know what I fuckin hate about this

[inland mantle]

Yes

[jaunty path]

It takes more than a second to reach 100%

KILLS FATSHARK

[inland mantle]

Indeed but that also stacks with your base crit

[brazen pelican]

Takes 3.

[inland mantle]

So you dont need to wait the full 3 seconds for 100% crit

[jaunty path]

a second is 100 years in adhd time

[fallow saffron]

hows it going lads

[brazen pelican]

True.

[jaunty path]

Quite fine quite fine I should brush my teeth.

[marsh iris]

gargle

[fallow saffron]

my days been pretty good, finally managed to get space marine 2

[jaunty path]

How much did you pay.

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2

[jaunty path]

I hope it was 30 dollars.

[fallow saffron]

its half off rn, no way in hell would i be able to pay full price

[jaunty path]

GOOD.

Christ.

[brazen pelican]

Might even be more than 1.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/busu4s-cats-kittens-funny-animals-mind-blown-gif-7860681

[jaunty path]

what perks should I have on my bolty guny

[fallow saffron]

what am i missing

[jaunty path]

Missing what?

I'm glad you didn't pay 70 fucking dollars for a aaa game. piece of shit industry

[delicate vapor]

crit rate

[jaunty path]

Wait I mean bolt pistol

[fallow saffron]

oh, i thought something was going on with the game (aside from the price of course)

[brazen pelican]

It's still 70 bucks full price?

[jaunty path]

Main story is like 6 to 8 hours worth of gameplay

[inland mantle]

Either Deadly Accurate/Surgical or Puncture/Lethal proximity

[jaunty path]

hollow knight is like...40 hours iirc?

and thats 20 dollars, including dlc.

40 hours ignoring replayability

[fallow saffron]

its half off until the 4th next month, but yeah, these game prices nowadays are egregious

[brazen pelican]

Fuck me.

[jaunty path]

I mean liek 25% something

[inland mantle]

stat wise?