#general-chat
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You realise how gambly that will be. Guess Martyrdom zealot for you.
loner zealy
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Eh, with somewhat chill modifiers I think we'll manage fine. :3
stealth loner knife zealot gigachad
I DO NAWT.
karien carry
I'll do it on Arbi, though. So funni Vet games first. 
How big were the bottles?
Drink 8 then ez
20 fl oz
Toe the line, or else youâll wind up just like Hank
21
So a little over 4 liters. That is a lot.
In how short of a time?

isnât it spelled âtowâ
Like 30 minutes
Toe
Karien carry confirmed
Feels like my neck is gonna explode
wait
Calling sister midnight
it literally is toe isnt it?
Toe
I DO NAWT.
like on your foot
That... Is actually potentially dangerous.
Her might is without question
Her strength, legendary
Calling sister midnight
This is NOT Gaslight mains!
Toeing it, as in maybe poking a toe over the line drawn in the sand. :3
Yuh uh
Yeah I get it.
NU!

The legendary curtains
I guess it wouldnât make sense to pull a line, would it?
I have been farming for hours
How legendary we talking
unless youâre fishing but that doesnât make sense given contextâŚ
My name is Mr Touchshriek of Touchshriek mail over and fantasies
I sell seashells and empty females
Ignore him.
Me when I get back into my yearly WF grind
Sister, I regret to report that staff in the lower decks have gone missing. We are suspecting the Aeldari that has been trailing us for quite some time.
I once saw her bested EIGHT crusher with the pistol, without firing a single shot
Gaslight mains is over there. 
THERE ARE VILE XENOS ON BOARD THIS SHIP!?!
-# Off to the food storage I go.
xenos? theyre my friends
excuse me whilst I prepare my evicerator, the blades thirst for the blood of non-men.
Did you not stop them?!
The curtains are drawn âround baby bankrupt
Rejoice in their slaughter. Praise the Emperorâs Judgment.
The Emperor is ever watching. I dare not speak any lie
I only found out after the fact. My apologies, Ma'am!
I'm watching.
You are coning with me
food?
Where is Mrrow

You will witness the holy carnage and you will like it!
Take me to your leader
You sound like a gaslight main now. 
Paul

Ooooh, show me how it is done!
like it? 
Merely spreading truths about my companion
Have i ever lie?
of course, you should embrace acts of righteousness, and nothing is more righteous than extreminating Xenos scum.
<Press X to doubt.>
This, is true.
-# Itâs rhetoric donât answer that
I am willing to serve as a second witness to Kariens most impressive feats.
You mean blowing their minds out by sleeping with them, right?


I am NAWT!
The scandal!
The only way in which I wish to blow their minds is with my Bolter.
Golden years wah wah wah
w
You both are gaslight mains, I knew it.
sister is just glad xenos exist so she can do unspeakable things to xeno simps
No, my stove is induction...
I am unaware of this âgaslight mainâ and i shall remain so
Calling sister midnight
Not a scandal.
Yuh uh
You don't even stove!
My Holy Trinity is my Arsenal, the way in which I cast the Emperorâs Judgment unto them is of my duty as the Emperorâs Holy Servant, I shall not waiver, I shall smite them with thorough rage.
True, I just use a Pyrovore...
You belong with the psykers, they gaslight all the time!
Why does my cat not like me
Return to cave man
dungeon
Better times truly
E
Delicious.
Dungeon Meshi?
Heâs so divine his soul shines
car
Yes i would like to order 1 gas explosion please
Express delivery dont worry my insurance will cover it
Coming right up. I knew I stored away those weird tanks from the storage room for something.
Thereâs no flavahh, without Spoort
Mm my favorite darktide line
Mine is anything coming out of Kayex or Hallowette's mouth.
You bring that back
Kayex autotune
I SAW THAT. @somber stream
Kayex ASMR. â¤ď¸
Mustâve been the wind
fun warhammer fact: a bolter would not rip off a personâs arm unless itâs just immensely more powerful than modern firearms
source: Iâve seen people fire larger caliber guns standing and be just fine
fun fact: if you eat a lemon your face puckers up
Fr
Only astartes bolters would do that tbf
And only to normal humans
And the fact they've got like no stocks
youâd think theyâd have a stock like a normal gun or some kind of recoil internal suppression system like what a p90 has (which still has a stock)
The propellant in the 42nd millennium should be hell of a lot more powerful than what we've got today
Mocktails, mixers, ice
Astartes don't need stocks tbf
Power armour does it for em
So do the sisters
iâm talking about regular bolters
The snacks are real nice.
sodas sour-mix dry
I'm lit, you can't deny.
Anything you want, Anything you need.
This woman is a fraud compared to the aggressors of the adeptus astartes
so basically anyone with power armor or is 3 guys in a trenchcoat, got it
its bad enough that i know thats a femboy cat
indeed it is a femboy cat
So good, you'll never ever want to leave.
This is like
tf you mean a cat
Be more shocked if you didnt their decently popular
This woman is like the only ZZZ character I've really seen
Anything you desire~
Set it on fire!
thatâs just a regular ass person
Fraudnice vs moebian flamer
i watch the anime
53rd or 6th
thanks for the energy drink
6th
Fraudnice doesn't even wear a fire resistant suit
q
Fraud bit her own tongue off
the 6th when they 6thing
I had 6th with your mom last night
hope you brought a shovel
Praise be nurgle she dug herself out
wat
What if I was called John freakdia
Wtf man get all the way to the end of a auric rotten armour then the game kicks me and wont let me rejoin

Wow apparently trying to matchmake for mortis trials late at night is just a no đ
Just switch timezones. 
man this game is frustrating
Yet, you keep coming back for it
darktide CBT
Darktide yuri
FS even gave a helmet for it
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
I think we have to put bart down
hows the beer supply bart
Because
why you pink ass
Kartoffel
i keep watching hell's kitchen
Yeah, why are you pink?!
i can't stop
pink ass đ
It was an accident
Just stop watching, you donut!
I shall revert by the end of next month
Guys I forgot
there are two competitors that i hate very much and i can't stop watching them
Is nurgle the good guy or the bad guy
You fucking pink name
i'll keep watching until they're GONE
If the
Bad
Which season?
he owes me money . . .

How?
i do not want to say because i do not want to be spoiled
He's always happy, in 40k. Definitely a good guy.
he paid you in gifts
this is one of the seasons where i actually don't know who the winner is
He gave me testicular cancer
(I don't have cancer this is just a bit)
Ah, just wanted to know if I had seen the season and knew the competitors. Eh, I probably also hated them.
nurgle gift cards
card shape shit
her name starts with E and ends with LISE
The CIA are gonna jump you dawg
Not seen. Probably a cunt.
You mean you wanted themes.
holy shit you don't know elise
Everybodymynameismarkiplierlise????
Yes but i didn't get what i want
l4d guy?
Oh damn.
no not season 10
but yeah look her up
pure agent of chaos
incredibly annoying and mean
Heh.

t

i want see doctor story
doctor?
house m.d.
Whats special about infested enemies
cral?
oh krall
hiding in the closet from morrow
only heard of amasec
40k Monster, containing actual monsters.
the only drink they have in 40k
Drink the wolfin' Chaos!
monster
are you a monster
we are
monster-chan
hmm
..oOwOo..
my pill ran out

Am i man?
dont care
Am i machine?
Are you seeing things yet?
I am something
not that pill
In between
dank memes dot com
Brought to life
Didnât ask to be
Hello Korean pig dog
man vs machine
life is fucking pain
Monstrosity of technology
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me.
You cant hide
That is one intense intercourse
Dog
holy shit deja vu
anyway
I a-live!
hello
CYYYYYYBBBBBOOOORRRG FREAK
lie down a little bart
Big man pig man
Circuitâs burning
Haha charade you are
Arbites dlc obviously 
E
Pick one
Mixed?

NO
I dont understand it either
The game is half as abusive as my ogryn.
what the fuck is this pic. japan
You love the pain, that's why silly
i've got terror
Iâm on a keto diet
This is a nude man bruh
Also
Thats uh
Yujiro touched that guy
could kill for chocolate oats and a karien carry
Rain he wanted it comfortable I wanted that pain
Pretty mild for Japan.
Ramen and simple doesn't go together
The broth takes hours to make
Ah man I need to jump off for a bit lol
damn
cya doot
Instant ramen, however.
I just call them instant noodle at that point lol
FOOLS
what
How dare tou try to make a slave of me
ramyeon
borg cyberpsycho in progress
I got gass and oil in my veins
diddy
Rameowyon
o
huh
I got steel in my skull harder than rock
RameOwOnyan.

need a monster
My brain is not right today
can
And rubber and iron in my co-
I got like 10 in the fridge.
and rockstar
GWAR MUST DIEEEE
None of those, sorry.
Taste like piss
We must pass this pain onto another!
Then never ending cycle starts again!
You cant kill me
You wont break me
Rain
You can kill me
I am not aquainted with this particular flavor.
As am i

I jest, of course
what does piss taste like licht
I'm not drunk or high enough for this
Like piss, probably.
or sober
No I need more chemicals
i have to practice to defeat the gnomes in the merriment games
According to brave witnesses, pee tastes extremely salty and bitter so have fun with that
gnomes infiltrating your subconcious to illustrate questionable things
Interesting
And what of it
I'll draw the Black Marauder again
right right
thinking
i... am intrigued
Ah I knew your normal ass would be

i am normal
I smell a heresy
Stupid game idea: Catachan Monster Hunter.
A horus heresy
imagine the smell
Monster can
which flavor
Dukane smell?
You'll have to grab it yourself from the fridge.
my favorite
aw
probably
imagine
Good old AfreecaTV.
t
Im hearing intently
not good owner is shit
The one time I want to draw a woman and everyone's all over that
True, but I wouldn't be able to watch StarCraft without it.
đŁď¸
mh hm
Hmmm yes

Asian language
how know
I am not. :3
ëë íęľě¸ě´ ěëë¤

Minjun the Bart
Close enough
mijin is girl name dooooog
girls
But if you try hard enough
Remove image privileges
Larva. :3
feet
Crazy how he did that.
of course someone brings up feet in here
remove mine, i dont need it anymore
Someone assist this pre-servitor.
I have tree roots

Giving image perms was an interesting choice
yeah well.
slanash
very interesting
There is no room for leniency in this world
time for dictatorship
the guard wasn't trained for that
Some can only be made to behave when faced with the force behind rules
so THAT'S how Cadia blew up

i think it sounds like a huge fart when cadia exploded
The Lex is the Lex!
BWORP
Me too I think that's true
Bustin'
lasik surgery

How it feels to get a big rain drop in the eye
Bart is gooning

itchy
The uniforms never sit right
it sits inside him
ow
tucked
consider your butt flossed, bucko.....
It's the cyst
His child
Courtesy of papa Nurgle
He pooped himself
nurgle like it
why doesn't he go see his unit doctor smh
Let's analyze the wedgie dislodging technique
They ate the guy
If i ever fall to chaos, it would be Khorne
Imagine being stinky
WHERE ARE ALL THE MOEB 6 DOCTOR
I will be with Tzeentch let's fuckin go
Going straight for it, it's a bold strategy, Cotton! Let's see if it works out for him!
i think khorne would smell like sweaty armpits from all the raging and fighting
tentacles, 3 billion teeths and 10 pair of eyes/ Still better than nurgle
I like to think khorne smells like pennys
And the jump and tilt combo, a touch of finesse
I think sweat and blood, and lotsa lotsa rage
Imagine the smell
You don't get credit for helping others get the skull if you yourself hadn't gotten it previously?
happiest ending
24 pack
our operatives should be allowed to drink together in a cantina
smoked
smoke weed instead
i want to cringe and make people suffer from it
sound strange but dont ask
Weed is cringe
why
Smells like piss
everything is piss to licht
we live on dinor shit
The amoni scent is real
peephobe
24 pack beer
If for treating then itâs fine
pee on your wound
The stink is annoying but there's other avenues to get it in you
I am about to fall sleep
cig and coffee
(Hard to quit)
So true!
but want smoke weed
Wish I never started smoking cigarettes smh
Maybe try once
kr cant
quit smoking, save money for creamshark drips
give me vetran demoman skin
I have pretty much quit minus the odd one here and there
Tried vaping and it just wasn't the same
It made me cough heaps for some reason
Poison vs poison, which way western man
all of it!
Father licht who art in heaven
Not your dad
No god or king, only man
whats the 3 minute or so long video where marines fight tyranids in a jungle
then at the end they fail
Its lichtâs home address
Domplatz, 67547 Worms, Germany. Come get
wat
I think that's from the tithes series
No, hammer and bolter?
PIBBLE
its not the one where they are collecting physkers for the black fleet
My mistake frog
Recon las + DS
its like they land in the jungle, start fighting, start losing, they call in reinforcements like a terminator guy with a minigun and a psyker marine, they start losing again, then it zooms out to gulliman hunched over a holo-table showing how many planets are falling
that so boring tho đ
titus on his way to a-train a jeep
i look at the toughness generation and my only option thats actually good is shout
rejects are space marines
kinda true
hey is there a way to turn off the "new experience" thing if ive previously selected to play it that way?
can kill crusher
Want fun then? Knife + revolver, ghost and Krark
Only for casual lol
Take that to high havoc and your teamates will have your balls
revolver is snoozer aswell
The plasma sword and shovel can be fun

i am not a knife fan
Knife is fun
tac axe, frag nade, boltgun, last node on the right
SPEEEEEED
that's not a knoife that's a spoon
how do i turn off the narrative thing and just select the missions i want to play?
i was just tacaxe, bolt pistol'ing
i see you've played knifey spoony before!
visit barber, change personality abit, then the prompt comes up
thank you
scoop ogryn belly like ben and jerry's
Sometimes i use the D.claw to play for honor as i play darktide
We need more parry weapon
Oooh Gelatin cream
TRhe
ogryn gelato
Somehow, sounds American
italian rapier lady
Borged the fuck out
peacekeeper fanbase in shambles
We shrimply have 2 queens now
girl fight

She's the type that will chop your balls while you sleep, then serve it to you for breakfast
or nobushi
Wait what

man whatâs wrong with the servers ? Iâm constantly error coded and lobbies are not getting filled at all
shes peam
shes so cool
i love her
virtuosa my beloved
Is there also an only PvE mode in for honor?
i mean there is vs ai
Yes
Arcade mode
And Story mode
Shit wrong server
this is for honor server now
the
the for honor
Apollyon died for our sins
All this for honor talk has made me re-download it
Please you don't have to do this you still have a life ahead of you....
Damn rip to gk users
I must return to my beloved Shugoki
Weâll be small together, you and I
Do the 'complete missions in a row' penances reset if you leave mid game?
Cool. Since Iâm not good at PvP.
How can I make a lore accurate thinder hammer build
And one shot monsters and elites
One shot demonhosts
I dont know about one shotting but some one gave me a good build one sec I'll try find it
One shot thats what she said

If I click Will It show a femboi in cat ears and then my gf will leave me
Nah it's just a build lol
Cica jumpscare
Hello Darktiders
i am one
yo
I am a chrome
whos hoping we get a dev log this Thursday?
Probably won't considering they're on vacation until next month
Thursadau is the start of next month
but you are probably correct, since they may need a day or to recover from hangovers
New Vet weapon is a brass knuckle
Thursday is the 31st, the start would be the 1st of August
ah apologies, misread the calendar
still the first thing they will do will probably be to nerf arbiter
spoon knuckles
vet power fist

I just want a decent 1h mace/club for vets and zealots.
Day 567th day of asking FS to give Vet the Hellgun (It's already in the game file)
Something with heft and doesn't feel like a foam bat like the shock mace
steals your shock maul batteries
when can we steal more guns from heretics?
Never cuz we dont touch that chaos bullshit 
Like dis
so you don't want that hammer that crushers use for ogryn?
thats heretical! if you learnt from DoW2 campaign
Nah just give ogryn the dueling sword
wat dat
only if we don't let hadron purify it first
Actually I think the heretics stole our weapons first
nuh uh!
Bonsoir
Yeah but chaos corruption is like a cloud of BO.
It get on everything, especially if they put symbols on the weapons themselves.
Oh yeah for sure I was just being a nerd đ¤
heretics scribbling on their weapons:
guess we need to raid somewhere else then. new map in the void maybe, or do you think we could raid some of nobles' storehouses?
grab the 2h chain axes and hellguns Brunt keeps hidden under the counter
maybe thats why Brunt is missing. He went to go and get guns but got trapped in wherever he was trying to retrive them from
I would still like the hellgun to be a limited ammo heavy weapon you can find mid-mission.
That way it's just a nice, temporary bonus and you don't need to worry about balancing it against the selection of ranged weapons.
i wanna have a mission with a corrupted noble
would be a neat idea
I just played a mortis where one ogryn deleted like 5 bosses in 10 seconds
sort of like the heavy weapons for L4D2?
going through a nurgle infested upper spire
is that the rumbler build
yes, exactly
I miss l4d2
hidden heavy weapons in missions for rejects to find and use
with limited ammo of course, cant be refilled
don't need em, we got Ogryn weapons
what we need is more weapons, maps, enemies, and classes
class reworks before new classes surely
thats coming for arbiter for sure
Yeah that's the plan I'm assuming
"arbiter now has two dogs"
nah idc about arb fix the vet
Would make no sense to nerf before reworking the others
vet is perfect and has never done anything wrong in his life
My boy vet 
gunners do more than a vet I swear
vets need a machine gun
Beware Heretics, for I have depicted you as the slumping "Virgin" and myself as the ever-Jojo posing Chad.
Now I am the smirking wojak and you the kevin
New class is gonna be Bardin
I IGNITE THEE AND WASH OVER YOU IN HOLY FLAMES
nice lighter
may you bathe in fire
40K powerwash is crazy
Kin mercenaries đ
Already canon on hive worlds, just do it @obtuse oak
pls*
people bathe in water smh
what am I supposed to bathe in
gamer girl bathwater
That will cost thee a fortune
about 3
At the very least
It has to be a scam
I would just use tap water and call it a day
They did
That wasn't even the shocking thing
Everyone saying women are bad but honestly the pattern I'm seeing from this is men are kinda just nonces 
Why not actually bathe in it?
It's easy money either way.
People actually bought the water
a
I had to taste it bro dont say it like that
w*men are gay

thats way funnier imma use that
Nurgle aaah shiiet
I think everyone's a little gay
what about the big gays
Where is Hank?
the Big Gay is watching
There a lil straight? Idk that's a hard one đ¤
He went to go tell the devs to add dwarf mercenaries
I'm confident there are hard straights at the very least
Awww he's hugging the guy
Lmao dolphins are freaks
imagine not being the top with a dolphin
now thats just emberassing
whats the hole called again
Someone get that "hey guys..." thing
Who up claiming dey penance rn
who up flicking dey trigger as they gun down heretics
straight up rubberband on the trigger
this gave me a good laugh as a ff14 player
and a UTM would be a paladin

Erm
Hey guys, I just completed my first havoc 40 today. Woohoo ! I have a question though: why is toughness reduced on high havoc ? To make it more challenging ? So should I have toughness regen & 5% toughness on my curios to counter it ? Any suggestions are welcome.
dont pick toughness regen on curio
Ive already been doing that since 2021 xD I switched to Darktide just under a month ago xD
pick stamina regen instead
stamina = more blocking
more blocking = less toughness damage
less toughness damage = no need for extra toughness
Markiplier used to be cool
I was lucky enough to get all 17% toughness curious. So Im thinking:
Blessings: 17% toughness x3
Perks:
- Combat Regen x3
- Stamina Regen x3
- Gunner Resistance x1, Bomber Resistance x1, Revive Speed
What do you guys think ?
đŞ
whatever works
make it gunner resistance x3
Or rather what is attack speed melee in dt
I think thats crit chance
understandable, DT should have an ingame glossary for its terms
But doesnt having it 3 times not give u 60% & instead gives u less ? I was watching a Mister E video which explains it all.
Terrible
Coherence speech from Diana? Impossible
What is attack speed
I usually go,
- +5% toughness
- +16% corruption resist
- +30% stamina regen
i dont know, i just run it x3 because fuck gunners i hate them
Licht is now a nitro booster
finesse essentially
E
E
Finesse is both crit and attack speed?
Yes i'm cringe, i'm aware
also finesse
ye
What the helly
I share your feelings but having it 3 times actually gives u 48.8% gunner resistance đŚ So best to have another perk instead of that 3rd gunner resist.
What heresy
bored gamers
when are we going to the other hive city? the bad one that everyone pretends is lost?
TIL, but im still gonna run it because at this point im too used to having it 
2 gunner resis and then the third being whatever enemy annoys you the most
Does finesse stacking work
Surely it does
Finesse billbook
Sweet thing boys
And hope is a cheap thing cheap thing
who can't wait until we get chainglaive?
Me me me
Some talents increase finesse, though I'm not sure if it affects weapons without a finesse propert đ¤
5% Crit 5% Attack Speed is the way forward
finesse i believe is crit chance and crit damage
So how do I get more attack speed
Crit damage we know is bogus and utterly useless
shade
E
E yes
:sku
- 80% finesse on a weapon
- Talents which improve finesse or attack speed
Vet trees have both, iirc zealot's only offers talents to improve attack speed
Melee vet is actually super viable and fun.
Yes yes talent attack speed is good
But finesse is a bit mind boggling
E
Say 1% finesse how much of it translates to attack speed?
1% finesse = 0.8% melee attack speed?
And does attack speed affect ranged reload and rate of fire cuz in vermin it does
finesse is weakspot and crit damage
i remember seeing it adding attack speed if you mouse over finesse on some weapon stats
I inspect dn
My pc is too trash to run dt as of now
tbh fs should add some kind of glossary in game
@blissful kiln help


