general-chat

[outer hamlet]

Thanks! Thats a pic of me and my Halloween make up I did.

[fiery wave]

Maybe frozen chicken will be fine? Or beef...

[brazen pelican]

Makes me think of Ghost.

[gilded socket]

Oh nice its really detailed

Very sweet old man

[brazen pelican]

You have chicken?! Yes, please, Ma'am. I'll be good. I'll do anything!

[gilded socket]

Hated trump since the 80s

[outer hamlet]

Thanks !

[dry pebble]

a true hater

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a great guy.

[dry pebble]

not some poser

[outer hamlet]

Had to make my art degree useful for something

[gilded socket]

Very good man

[gilded socket]

I wish i could do stuff like that, i only freehand my makeup

[outer hamlet]

I would like the armors to be cohesive with everything else but if it doesn’t fit into the lore, I get it.

[fiery wave]

Frozen, but yes. That, I guess, goes on the list of supplies to bring the next time round. You can have packs of cooked pork for now if you want.

[outer hamlet]

I free hand mine

Just a lot of different brushes and stuff

[gilded socket]

Honestly there isn’t much armor variation on arbitrators even in lore

[brazen pelican]

Thank you, Ma'am!

[gilded socket]

You can have my mres

[little marten]

The tithes Marie

[gilded socket]

I prefer the starch

[tame hemlock]

https://40k.gallery/tag/adeptus-arbites/

[brazen pelican]

Thank you, Ma'am! I can share these with my pet rippers! Don't tell the sisters! :3

[tame hemlock]

the ones with stars are official art i think

[little marten]

I’m sure they can just jam recolours down our throat once the cosmetic team get gimp 2.0 working again

[gilded socket]

No promises

[brazen pelican]

Fair enough. I can probably keep them hidden. :3

[gilded socket]

Your responsibility

Ill shoot what i see

[tame hemlock]

I think there's a lot they can work with, for Arbitrator armors

[somber stream]

What's with the starch fetish

Just requisition some actual food from the civvies

[gilded socket]

I like it

[gilded socket]

Yeah let me commandeer food from the locals who are already starving

That seems like a good idea

[brazen pelican]

But they're so cute. They are like puppies with an exoskeleton.

[fiery wave]

Or get the MREs I hand out. Actual food. Problem is how long they last since... actual food.

[gilded socket]

Doggirl meet rippergirl

Battle of the century

[somber stream]

Poor food quality leads to low morale, low morale leads to more death. Those civvies aren't going to protect themselves

Consider it a worthy sacrifice

[gilded socket]

I also barbecue the dead

No point in wasting perfectly good steak

[fiery wave]

Or you know, Lamb gravy MREs?

[dry pebble]

come on its a guard stardard! Not having starch in the Guard is like not having lasguns

[somber stream]

MREs are for rainy days

Considering they last longer, make sense to save them as last resort

[somber stream]

Last resort

[gilded socket]

I give my mre rations to kids

[fiery wave]

But I have crates of them. And they don't keep as well since flavour is more important to how long they can keep for... err, maybe shouldn't say more.

[somber stream]

Yeah this is just deranged. Commissar? This one right here

[gilded socket]

Survival

[somber stream]

Highly sus

[low barn]

Cannibalism Outside of the Regulated rations is Heresy

[gilded socket]

Think of the resources wasted on a dead man

All the gear

Ammo

Rebreather filters

[brazen pelican]

The biomass!

[gilded socket]

Wasting materials should be heretical

[low barn]

I do. There are Recovery teams of sanctioned Professionals who Pick Up Gear of fallen Soldiers.

[somber stream]

All resources are re-acquired from the dead

[brazen pelican]

Can I get on that job? ..oOwOo..

[somber stream]

Human flesh however

[gilded socket]

Better redistributed when first lost

[gilded socket]

I make the best steaks in the legion

[low barn]

This is not your Decision to make guardswoman

[gilded socket]

Suck it

Off of the backs of the dead my regiment continues to fight

[dry pebble]

"ah that was sargent Silvius, wasnt it? Poor guy! But he tastes really good!"

[fiery wave]

They aren't, they are perfectly good food, kay?

[gilded socket]

“He did gulp down mres before dying, taste the fat on the steak”

[low barn]

This is Heresy

[somber stream]

Gimme a box and we can settle for 'sanctioned' goods

[gilded socket]

Is surviving to serve Him on terra heresy?

[low barn]

You are hereby found guilty of breaking Paragraph 27 Line 13 of the Lex Imperialis.
Mandated Edict:
Execution via Firing Squad

[little marten]

mandate deez nuts lol

[gilded socket]

Naah it was licht

Saw it with my own eyes

Whole regiment agrees

It was licht

[fiery wave]

Mixed MREs? Sure. Pushes over a crate. Just return the crate when you are done.

[elder hare]

what if i am a flesh tearer, how else will i feed my omophagea

[little marten]

why dont you whip up some eggs

[elder hare]

nyd eggs? delicious

scrambled with a bit of steak tartare

[devout tusk]

Got em!

[somber stream]

I assume nids taste like somewhere between Shrimp and chicken

[elder hare]

lobster more like

[somber stream]

Nah maybe beef, shrimp and beef

[gilded socket]

Lobter

Lets cut off neuro’s hand

[somber stream]

Of the shell type, yes

[gilded socket]

And eat it

It’ll grow back

[elder hare]

get some salt and butter, sprinkle heretic corpse starch for that pastiche of imperium loyalty

[gilded socket]

Surf and turf

Neuro’s hand and a piece of a fallen comrade

[forest creek]

We are currently investigating a Known Issue where event progress isn't being tracked correctly. If you have experienced this please can you add to our investigation here 🙂
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/known-issue-rotten-armor-special-event-tracking-issues/111312?u=fatsharkkitefin

[elder hare]

i have cups of green cursed armor nurgle apple juice if you want it

as proof

[little marten]

i wasnt interested in this event until learning that the enemies explode? is this so

[fiery wave]

It's train mission marked as rotten armour event thing, tbh. Every other mission I have played tracked fine.

[somber stream]

They do

They blew into fart clouds upon death

Nothing serious

[gilded socket]

Fard

[stable fox]

So i wasn't feel crazy about event not registering mission completion

Now i need another excuse to feel crazy

[inland mantle]

Me

[stable fox]

No.

[stable fox]

ZA WARUDO!

[inland mantle]

Your time powers dont work on me weakling

[stable fox]

🗞️

[stable fox]

We call it gazeta

And it hits as good as baseball bat

[inland mantle]

🤓

[stable fox]

🗞️ 💥

[stable fox]

Karking slaneesh behaviour

Enjoying getting hurt

[inland mantle]

✅

[stable fox]

🧼

[inland mantle]

[stable fox]

🧼

Take a shower ya karking piece of stone

[inland mantle]

👉 👈 Only if you join

[stable fox]

NO.

[inland mantle]

Nom

[stable fox]

GET OUT-

[inland mantle]

I always come back 🟪 📞

[gilded socket]

Cumback

[stable fox]

I will uncome back you

[nocturne bloom]

Load? Of this guy? Whats going on here

[inland mantle]

Please do

[gilded socket]

Get 3 or 6 loads

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt you like to know weather boy

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

I would

[inland mantle]

Too bad

[nocturne bloom]

No excuses

[stable fox]

Stop it

[little marten]

Hi! Few things to start off with 🙂 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

[inland mantle]

[stable fox]

I will cut yar hands off ya stoned green karking fragging -

[inland mantle]

I dare you to try

[gilded socket]

Thank god you didnt add me

[nocturne bloom]

Girls? I wanna see MEN

[little marten]

Why

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Chud

[little marten]

Me or you

[stable fox]

Because you're karking Nurgle apologist

[gilded socket]

You

[orchid skiff]

[stable fox]

Girls doesn't exist

[nocturne bloom]

You act like one, dms now

[little marten]

Incorrect

[stable fox]

Except Karien

[gilded socket]

Lies

[orchid skiff]

[gilded socket]

Every day more lies

[brave slate]

Girls have cooties

[marsh iris]

fatshark next event add ogryn throwing explosive barrels like donkey kong

[stable fox]

I think you meant cookies

[nocturne bloom]

Everything is a lie when you fear the truth

[gilded socket]

Id rather put my fist in my mouth

[little marten]

Just introducing you younglings to a true classic of the copypasta genre

[somber stream]

I know 3 (three) girls here

[inland mantle]

Fake news

[little marten]

Sounds exhausting

[inland mantle]

Girls arent real dont gas light me

[stable fox]

Do you had to specify the number 3 that it pronounced as three

[gilded socket]

Name 3

[little marten]

Anyone with any experience doing the space battle at the end of death and tithes, am I supposed to keep all 3 big shippies alive
?

[nocturne bloom]

Because some people say three as tree and it annoys normal people

[marsh iris]

girls? nah

borgs

[nocturne bloom]

MEN MEN MEN

[stable fox]

The what

[inland mantle]

You know

[little marten]

Rachel
Phoebe
Monica

[gilded socket]

I am borged out hmu (dont)

[somber stream]

1. Karien
2. Lol
3. Lmao even

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt know there were that many women

[little marten]

They’re my friends

[orchid skiff]

I just got out of the bath so I'm no longer stinky

[nocturne bloom]

Show

[gilded socket]

Just about yea

[little marten]

Glad that makes one of us

[nocturne bloom]

[marsh iris]

name 99999 borgs in this server

[stable fox]

Nurgle died in you

[gilded socket]

Me

Me and my cock

My chicken

[little marten]

I only need to name 1 dork

YOU 🫵

[marsh iris]

awh

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[stable fox]

Okay I'll start
Your dad

[gilded socket]

Gay

[stable fox]

[lilac crag]

what a misery

[stable fox]

Everyone is my enemy

Wait no

Wrong lyrics

[inland mantle]

It's ok you can be my borg 👍

[lilac crag]

unfortunately I was merely complaining

[stable fox]

[little marten]

At the risk of sound defective.. what is a Borg

[orchid skiff]

dw i'll sweat soon enough

[nocturne bloom]

Vent your frustrations on me

[stable fox]

[stable fox]

🧼

I will un-mutashfa your NURGLE

[lilac crag]

I would rather find some folks to play dt with for a bit

[nocturne bloom]

Too tired to shower, too stinky to sleep

[little marten]

If you ain’t smelling it you ain’t selling it

[stable fox]

[orchid skiff]

I'm down (eu)

[nocturne bloom]

Save a dter, play me instead

[lilac crag]

[brave slate]

If you don't smell ripe, you ain't my type

[little marten]

If you don’t make me pinch my nose you aint one of my hoes

[nocturne bloom]

If you don't make me moan, you ain't getting the bone

[inland mantle]

[little marten]

🚨

[stable fox]

Ya all get yar karking arse into zealot chat and stop making mess here

[inland mantle]

No

[somber stream]

You moan to just about anything Lamia

[stable fox]

Ya bloody-

[somber stream]

Not a high bar to reach

[little marten]

If you got no ass, get out of my class

[nocturne bloom]

It's a hard bar though

[round mica]

this server needs cleansed

with fire and brimstone

[inland mantle]

Wont stop much

Runs too deep

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-roedor-limpio-gif-14132762

[inland mantle]

🫡

[little marten]

Squid games 🇰🇷

[nocturne bloom]

Now ima play psyker before work

[lilac crag]

you get me out of any mood swings purely because the urge to punch you is harder than my want to lay in bed all day

[stable fox]

Karien you take your sweet time to specifically react on my messages

Admit your hatred

[lilac crag]

hi licht

[nocturne bloom]

You can punch me in bed

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204074312269701160/1318285987075330160/caption-2.gif

[somber stream]

Greetings Alex

[lilac crag]

how's it going?

any want to game soon?

[somber stream]

Maybe not today, something came up, and i'm drawing

[lilac crag]

tis all good

[elder hare]

Fart cloud and greenish liquid with satisfying pops

[little marten]

Imma defo have to check these fat maulers out

Fart*

[stable fox]

Karien, my notifications yells at me when you react on my messages, have mercy

Ya karking-

Karien blyad

At least have different reactions for once

[fiery wave]

(Actually dying of laughter.)

[stable fox]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHWJGKFKFJGKGI

Karking favourite person you are on my list

Shame on me

[fiery wave]

Maybe you just need a hug.

[stable fox]

You always say things out loud do you

[round mica]

i’m pretty sure they disabled reaction notis awhile ago didn’t they?

[supple thorn]

Ill take a hug

[inland mantle]

He's got the oldest discord account known to man

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

Do I?

[stable fox]

Da

[nocturne bloom]

she can say things louder to me and meaner

[fiery wave]

Wouldn't you want one anyway? Maybe Marci will get one, hrm?

[inland mantle]

[lilac crag]

hi kari

[supple thorn]

How about both. Could use one

[fiery wave]

Mew.

[lilac crag]

Maow

[fiery wave]

I figured. Heh.

[somber stream]

Get in line, she was supposed to curse me in uhhh

Kowan?

A Chinese dialect today!

[nocturne bloom]

you cant out submissive me

[somber stream]

Nah, the Mashochist crown belong solely to you, king

I just need the experience

[gilded socket]

Dick

[nocturne bloom]

being submissve falls under maso

[fiery wave]

You really just... Lamia, what did you to Licht?

[gilded socket]

Gay

Gay kicht

[gilded socket]

Like gay fish

[nocturne bloom]

my influence spreads kari

ive been neglected too long

[brave slate]

Masochism is like the flu. Everyone catches it eventually

[gilded socket]

Kari influences me

[supple thorn]

pat pat calm down

[marsh iris]

this sticker is killing me

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

What did I do?

[somber stream]

Look, i've been cussed at in their native language in half of Europe(dw about it), i'm just experiencing the Asian way, see?

[stable fox]

The karking felinids

[stable fox]

Hadron, save us all

[gilded socket]

Woof

[inland mantle]

She can save me all Ill say

[marsh iris]

borg hadron

[stable fox]

GET OUT-

[brave slate]

You know that hadron is an anagram for hard on?

[devout tusk]

⏫ Increases due to catgirl stickers.

[stable fox]

And you, too

GET OUT -

[somber stream]

Corruption +20%/h

[devout tusk]

I get recidual if i look at this chat for too long

[somber stream]

++ New Major Order ++

Stop the horniness before it's too late

[nocturne bloom]

no

[supple thorn]

Nvm, go off.

[inland mantle]

We already failed then

[elder hare]

Heretical Symphonization. Mandated edict: bullet lobotomy

[marsh iris]

symphonization?
duhduhduhDUHHHH

[fiery wave]

Wat?

[final herald]

a symphony of heretics...

[orchid skiff]

oh boy

here we go

[fiery wave]

Old news.

[orchid skiff]

the daily meows

[gilded socket]

Wheres the doggirl stickers

[fiery wave]

Hi Lewdy.

[orchid skiff]

no

[final herald]

but it was 2 minutes ago

[fiery wave]

Don't ask me.

[supple thorn]

Saw you angry meowing at everyone but I see its just Lamia, so nvm.

[gilded socket]

Why not

[marsh iris]

oh you are alive whew

[supple thorn]

Getting trashed later today.

[marsh iris]

thought i killed you

[brave slate]

Let not the horniness take root in your souls!
Safeguard your purity and all your holes!
Banish the horny away from here!
Before they start chasing after your rear!
Once infected you'll be wanting more!
You'll be asking to be stepped on as you crawl on the floor!
So when horniness appears immediately say "NAY!"
That is how you keep Slaanesh away!

[orchid skiff]

I died but I got better

[gilded socket]

Kill rewdy

[fiery wave]

Cos I like catgirls.

[gilded socket]

No doggirls?

[marsh iris]

Better
Stronger
Faster
Harder

[orchid skiff]

It doesn't matter how many times I die for your sins, I will come back

[final herald]

I thought you liked foxgirls

[fiery wave]

Is always at Lamia though?

[gilded socket]

All meow no woof

A tragedy

[gilded socket]

Die again

[marsh iris]

sorry that i tried to kill you

[elder merlin]

[supple thorn]

Why i said nvm. xp

[fiery wave]

I like them, but not not really following any in sense.

[gilded socket]

13th reason

[fiery wave]

Yes, get Fei Xiao mains to have more stickers.

[marsh iris]

thank you, thats all i needed

[devout parrot]

Wish darktide randomly selected our alts to replace bots.

[brave slate]

Sounds immeasurably complex™

[fiery wave]

Well, GF was originally more mermaid... Ended up a foxgirl in disguise... now a merfoxgirl.

[fiery wave]

Eh?

[marsh iris]

theres a mod..

[supple thorn]

Hello of a combo

[devout parrot]

Ofc there is. So then should become part of the base game like 8 character slots.

[final herald]

what

[devout parrot]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[brave slate]

What kind of mermaid? The fish at the bottom kind or the fish at the top kind?

[final herald]

fish in the middle

[brave slate]

Best of both worlds

[marsh iris]

fish inside

[final herald]

screaming chimp has taught me that horrifying mutants can be cute as fuck fr

[fiery wave]

Don't ask me.

[fiery wave]

I said what I said.

[final herald]

oh I'm sorry the name is scribbling chimp not screaming chimp oorps

[gilded socket]

Sewerslide

[fiery wave]

Fish on bottom. Duh. Now, not too sure since she's trying to figure out how a merfox be like.

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[supple thorn]

Speaking of, Marci could use her hug too. :p

[fiery wave]

You two really are needy brats.

[gilded socket]

Im gunna krump myself

[supple thorn]

Why?

[gilded socket]

Kari doesn’t like doggirls

[fiery wave]

Perhaps because can't deal with my autism.

[marsh iris]

horsegirls

[supple thorn]

Not a good enough reason

[fiery wave]

I do, they floof as well, catgirls are on top of the list though.

[gilded socket]

Same as it ever was

[fiery wave]

So don't do that. Patpats.

[supple thorn]

Joking, yeah?

[gilded socket]

Same as it ever was!

And you may ask yourself

How did i get here?

[supple thorn]

I wasnt... just dont.

[gilded socket]

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

And you may find yourself in another part of the world

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

[round mica]

and then finally, you may find yourself living in the squaller of a discord mods room

[tired steeple]

Hello

[supple thorn]

...

[gilded socket]

Hey autokratos

[south mulch]

whats this the youtubers are saying about new classes

[fiery wave]

Maxine? Please stop. I'm serious.

[south mulch]

its gonna be a hive ganger?

[supple thorn]

Ill ttyl

[elder merlin]

[cyan crest]

heyho. is the progress still bugged with the actuall event? did 3 missions and got zero progress -.-

[undone lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/капибара-gif-15656021286497190682

guh

[fiery wave]

Don't join in. Some stuff are actually serious.

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-23039815

[round mica]

inbred fail

[elder merlin]

Ah, i didnt see the krump myself comment

[lucid yoke]

just a theory

[cyan crest]

thank u o7

[gilded socket]

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife

[gilded socket]

And you may ask yourself “well, how did i get here?”

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, friendo

We here for ya

[round mica]

what are we krumping

[gilded socket]

Coping with the talking heads

[round mica]

car

[fiery wave]

Not just that... for some, things said might be a reality... Best not said.

[dry pebble]

yo

[round mica]

it’s cee

[gilded socket]

Neeble kreeble bleeble

[round mica]

everyone disperse

[dry pebble]

keeping my eye on you

[marsh iris]

OGRYNS ABOUT TO BL-

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-specialz-gif-11604452845204762616

[gilded socket]

Im gonna go full borg to no longer be classified as a human

[marsh iris]

what are your configurations

[final herald]

they also gotta check the spawnrates lol

seems like something about the event turbojuices everything no matter the actual modifier

[round mica]

i thought fat fish was on break

[final herald]

they are

[inland mantle]

Back in august iirc

Atleast with hotfixes

[round mica]

oh whale

[brave slate]

There's probably a skeleton crew still around the offices for worst case scenarios

[round mica]

i’ve been playing the absolute shit outta RoN

scratches that itch

[surreal ermine]

the event is fucking brutal man
crusher wave after crusher wave plus free aids gas

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-metaphor-refantazio-gif-8287450970228896142

[marsh iris]

they tanky AF

[gilded socket]

Blackwall cyberdeck

[round mica]

ez fix, get an rumblrgryn

[inland mantle]

Become meta slave

[round mica]

seems like a good time to get those crusher pens

[round mica]

playing ogryn because it’s just a good class in general

[inland mantle]

[round mica]

unlike shitealot

[inland mantle]

oh

[lilac crag]

for the crusher waves, Im well above healthy due to the simple fact I'm playing arbitrator

[marsh iris]

i dont play ogryn, im not worthy of their strength

[dry pebble]

isnt zealot also cracked

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-aoi-todo-crying-best-friendo-jjk-gif-13677067473840256480

[round mica]

i hate zealots in general

[lilac crag]

any carapace wave that wants to kill me will have to try harder than 6 crushers and 4 ragers

[nocturne bloom]

bolter mag dump a crusher pack

[round mica]

no matter how good or bad they are

[devout tusk]

Zealots good floor decorations

[lilac crag]

you can never ask a zealot what is up, only what is down

they are never up

[elder merlin]

@gilded socket's depression

[marsh iris]

zealots are so cute alone with their tiny knife

[round mica]

money fixes a lot of these issues

[surreal ermine]

my vet hatred has been transferred to arbites purely because so many of their players are pure ass rn
everyone else gets the pass rn because arbites players eat crayons while still shitstomping

[dry pebble]

one build, i dont know why, i play zealot with no builds to try

[gilded socket]

Hate is all i feel

Hate for the enemies of man

[scenic oracle]

I feel like im the only person that doesn't own the dlc

[gilded socket]

The traitors

[elder merlin]

[devout tusk]

Having 1 works. Having 2 you are going to have to work overtime the entire game. 3 Might as well reroll team

[marsh iris]

borgdeck

[scenic oracle]

I love that artist (when he isnt drawing fucked up porn)

[gilded socket]

Oh didn’t know he did that

[lilac crag]

[surreal ermine]

bad vet players? SOVL
bad arbites players? soulless...

[round mica]

the only good bug(zealot) is a dead bug(and zealot)

[lilac crag]

just wait till the servers settle down again

[scenic oracle]

Midas has some issues

[lilac crag]

games were full of newbies when dt came on ps5

[gilded socket]

What?

[lilac crag]

this is another one of those times

it'll pass

[scenic oracle]

Isn't that his name? Midas?

[final herald]

assume every artist does and then you don't run into stuff that surprises you

[gilded socket]

Look bro im not on twitter

[final herald]

[gilded socket]

No surprised

[scenic oracle]

[final herald]

but are you talking about your pfp or someone else cause "40k artist who makes fucked up content" is

that's a wide list

[lilac crag]

[orchid skiff]

i didn't know zealots were so hated

what about psyker

[round mica]

40k artists not making questionable content challenge

[inland mantle]

Smite...

[round mica]

i love sparky

[final herald]

oh wait I recognize which image that is

[lilac crag]

personally I don't hate anyone that plays a class if they don't push their judgement onto others or take the satirical part out of it

[surreal ermine]

psykers are always either absolutely cracked and will never get hit or go down when a rager looks at them funny
no in between

[final herald]

or both tbf

I can go from blowing myself up twice at the start to a no hit

or

not getting hit at all to dying right before the finale to the goofiest shit

[little marten]

I LIKE TO EXPLODE MYSELF

[surreal ermine]

stray crusher overhead comes for us all some day

[devout tusk]

Not really hated. Just that i feel like i can't rely on them. I play as mainly Psyker and Vet. As a psyker i CC. Protect against ranged with bubble. An i pop specialists with my bolt pistol. So i can basically take over the job of a tarded Vet. Or help any class with crowds.

[lilac crag]

I can confirm both of these things

[orchid skiff]

lord help me im bout to BUST

[lilac crag]

moebians is cracked

[orchid skiff]

actually why isnt there a mod for this

!!!

[final herald]

guh

[dry pebble]

so we stan them

[lilac crag]

no rudy

bad idea rudy

[little marten]

CALL ME THE MAW CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SPLIT THE IMPERIUM IN TWO

[nocturne bloom]

I cant even get into a match

[final herald]

I am not used to vidya game praise

[lilac crag]

get used to it because I play close attention to my teammates.

[marsh iris]

mao

[little marten]

zedong?

[final herald]

I'm gonna do some stuff w/ a buddy for a while on the 'tide

I dunno if I'm gonna do psyker adventures or finish the 100 matches as arbites penance

[lilac crag]

let's grab lamia and make a squad

[final herald]

okgey

[lilac crag]

@nocturne bloom yo, mattress

come with us?

[marsh iris]

show me your moves

[nocturne bloom]

Homie it won't even let me load into a match

[lilac crag]

yes it will. I'll tell it to load you in

[dry pebble]

voice of command

[lilac crag]

thank you cee

[nocturne bloom]

If it won't let me into the game I was in ill join

[lilac crag]

neglecting me? after all that talk about wanting to be yelled at?

[dry pebble]

how quickly the tide turns...

[nocturne bloom]

Many can and will take your place

[dry pebble]

a devastating blow!

[lilac crag]

such is my fate

[fiery wave]

[lilac crag]

[fiery wave]

I mean, you guys complained about ping playing with me so...

[little marten]

Nameless, faceless, deedless. But a stray chord in the omnipotent song of the god emperor.

[final herald]

who's doing what to who's ping

ayo

[lilac crag]

truly sorry, I'm not used to 2 second delays between every action I do

nothing against you

[somber stream]

I had a stroke, doesn't count

[fiery wave]

You mean your ISP.

[lilac crag]

twice in a row

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Yes

[young verge]

I blame the speed of light.

Lazy ass light.

[lilac crag]

@final herald

[little marten]

You wouldn’t steal a car

[elder merlin]

Feel like im due for one of those

[lilac crag]

accept mine friend request on the tide

[young verge]

Light has no mass, and it can't even go faster.

[lilac crag]

also do not pay attention to my ogryn's name

[orchid skiff]

Mortality clarified in a single strike!

[elder merlin]

Based on this random chest pain that crops up every now and then

[final herald]

skullstomper?

[little marten]

Yeah! Why can’t we have some meat!

[elder merlin]

Or the pain in my head will kill me

[somber stream]

Nah, still young

[young verge]

You should do some high intensity cardio, to fix that.

[final herald]

when I added my thingy to my bio I got a ton of requests and I don't know any of them

[lilac crag]

I said-

yeah

[dry pebble]

my nerd ass was about to talk that the intercontinental cables are coaxial

[elder merlin]

I used to do that

[devout tusk]

Which side? or both?

[little marten]

It’s fish Friday guys I hope you’re all prepping your tea time fish!

[final herald]

OH

I mean that works

[dry pebble]

WAIT U GOT THE VORE TAG

[final herald]

no I don't wym

[dry pebble]

Now only the feet tag is missing

[young verge]

What speed do both electricity and radio waves go at?

[final herald]

feet tag???? I'm not into feet what

[little marten]

How do you get it to say vore next to your name

[final herald]

why would you even suggest that

[fiery wave]

This is why I said to just go eu or us. I'm used to it.

[final herald]

that's preposterous

completely out of the norm

[dry pebble]

bruh

[final herald]

I would never

[lilac crag]

Next time we'll play, we will do NA-E or NA-W so you don't have too high of a ping

[orchid skiff]

Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold.

[lilac crag]

I would like you to have fun while you play

[elder merlin]

Left

[fiery wave]

NA East is the worst.

[final herald]

is it just gonna be us 3

[lilac crag]

oh, guh??

[fiery wave]

I'm serious.

[devout tusk]

Oh crap. I guess you have been to the doc?

[little marten]

What difficulty are you playing

[lilac crag]

I'll keep this in mind

[dry pebble]

^this one understands that life and adversity are one in the same

[elder merlin]

I used to workout, eat healthy and then bike ride and lift weights

[young verge]

You in Oceania/South Asia somewhere?

[dry pebble]

Rewdy go play with them

[elder merlin]

Like 5 years or so ago

Then i just fell off and got fat and lazy, low energy

[young verge]

I know that feeling.

[elder merlin]

Nope

[fiery wave]

SEA. Singapore.

[lilac crag]

250 more missions before I get Budding Interrogator

[young verge]

Right, sorry, East Coast US being bad.

[lilac crag]

hehehe

[young verge]

That makes sense.

[devout tusk]

Should . Unless you don't care about lights out suddenly m8.

[elder merlin]

Last time i went to the doctor for anything serious was for a heart problem

[fiery wave]

Also, I do my havocs in EU. So ping for me is used to it hard.

[elder merlin]

Went to one of those places where they hook you up and check your heart

[orchid skiff]

this one gets that size has no intrinsic merit. Unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue

[elder merlin]

Somehow i lost like 5% heart effectiveness or whatever

[lilac crag]

that's fair, but I'd like you to have an easier time with everyone, rather than have it be weighed on one half more than the other

[elder merlin]

Some shit like that

That was about 10 years or so ago

[young verge]

My personal advice on health is to find whatever shit makes you forget that you have to do it for 3-4 hours a week.

[lilac crag]

ping wise, I mean

[young verge]

For me that's martial arts.

[devout tusk]

Unless its not acid reflux cus that hurts but not really life threatening. Usually get that shit but quensh it with some water and bicarbonate.

[young verge]

'go and knee the bag 100 times' is not something I can self motivate for

but when there's 10 people lined up doing the same, and you're there anyway, it works

[lilac crag]

off to a match

[dry pebble]

good luck soldier

[lilac crag]

thanks cee

[final herald]

dog moment

[little marten]

😼

[dry pebble]

is it dog or cat moment

[final herald]

arbites

[young verge]

woof

[orchid skiff]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/567
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/573
these new mods dope

[dry pebble]

i figured

[young verge]

Arbites is terrible.

It makes Veteran feel worse.

;-;

[fiery wave]

I can still deal with it. I did ASS on that kinda ping for one.

[orchid skiff]

delete vet

[marsh iris]

agree

[dry pebble]

every time we see mods we make the same question "why isnt this in the base game?"

[marsh iris]

turn vet into keychains

[dry pebble]

That havoc one is great

[surreal ermine]

the one mod that i cannot believe isnt base game is the fucking dodge counter

[dry pebble]

TRUE

[fiery wave]

No more 'nades for you.

[young verge]

Not the precious.

;-;

[fiery wave]

I see why ppl rather not waste a talent point for such.

[marsh iris]

who needs em

[surreal ermine]

yeah weapons all have different amounts of effective dodges
how many? idk go fuck yourself
-obese fish

[marsh iris]

take it, take it all

[young verge]

But yeah

playing Arbites feels like playing Vet, but two difficulty settings lower, to me

[dry pebble]

its such a central mechanic that makes absolutely no sense in earth as to WHY they dont put it in

[lapis spear]

The amount of dodges a weapon has is on the weapon card no?

[little marten]

why is lights out still in a game where only 2 weapons have a torch

[young verge]

the amount of bullets was on the gun in the inventory screen

you should just remember that

and count

[little marten]

"paly darktide but like squint at the same time haha!"

[orchid skiff]

to make you feel better about playing execution order arbites

[devout tusk]

Laughs in extended weapon customization mod.

[surreal ermine]

i love lights out

[elder merlin]

[lucid yoke]

it is, yeah

just not visible while playing

[dry pebble]

wouldnt it be better if that information and the dodge reset were avaliable in the hud? At least as an optional, activateable thing

[marsh iris]

actually it shows the dodge limit while playing, you will jump when out of dodges

[lapis spear]

Yeah they should probably have an option for it, but this can be said about a lot of things like pretty much anything from the numeric UI mod

[surreal ermine]

yeah numericui is another big one

i feel half blind without it

[marsh iris]

good night chaps

[lilac crag]

@final herald would u like vc

my typing is quite slow

[final herald]

we can but I'm currently in my personal server atm

[final herald]

but like it's a hangout serrver so

[lilac crag]

oh that's fair

[tame hemlock]

if I could only use 2 mods, it'd be Crosshair HUD and NumericUI

[final herald]

uuh gimme a sec

[lilac crag]

oh sur

[lapis spear]

I would add disable screen effects, some of those are so annoying

[final herald]

I can't FR u on disc or dm u

[lilac crag]

friend Jumpstart

scare****

[sweet trail]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G7EH70UPJHM

the reaction i get when i try to shitpost

Ive had to delete my posts multiple times bc nobody was laughing and I couldnt take the embarrassment lol

[dry pebble]

i feel like if they let numeric ui and scoreboard as additional UI settings that players can enable no one would complain

[lapis spear]

There would be complainers if they added the scoreboard I bet

[lucid yoke]

people already complain about scoreboard as a mod, justified or not

[lapis spear]

It's why they don't have one in the first place

[dry pebble]

They had one in Vermintide 2

[devout tusk]

Usually pro-scoreboard. But not really interesting in this game. Only thing thats core is that you get your team to the end. If you do that as a support with 0 kills does not matter if you provide utility

[dry pebble]

I think the same one could be implemented in DT

Or at least a personal scoreboard

[lucid yoke]

i never ran into any assholes who cared about the green circles on the scoreboard in VT

[lapis spear]

Yeah they had a scoreboard in VT, they concluded it was toxic enough to not have in dt

[orchid skiff]

🥀

[surreal ermine]

i run scoreboard for myself mostly
its funny seeing how low some peoples numbers can go when they stink sometimes but i never bring it up in lobby

[lucid yoke]

barrel damage taken should be on the scoreboard

[elder hare]

so should pvp damage

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a mod for telling who set barrels off and who it hit

[dry pebble]

I just want to see what i did you know, even if it is the Left 4 Dead credits

[nocturne bloom]

Iirc

[dry pebble]

there is yes

barrel plugin for scoreboard

[lucid yoke]

damn

[lapis spear]

I don't need a scoreboard plugin to tell me I'm barreling the smyker 3 times a mission

[orchid skiff]

what I did right :
killed 6 billions heretics
saved Atoma
woke the emperor up

what I did wrong :
didn't clone myself

[dry pebble]

Rewdy as: himself

[brave slate]

I wish there was a page where I could see my overall gameplay stats

[dry pebble]

same

Its just yeah you win bestie!! i know i just want to know what i did exactly

[devout tusk]

Herself surely? She even told you.

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-gif-25866669

[brave slate]

How am I supposed to feel good about myself without knowing how many hundreds of mutants I've killed 😞

[dry pebble]

@orchid skiff sorry sis! as herself!

[dry pebble]

fr man its so good to see number go up

[nocturne bloom]

How am I supposed to get all spicy about them wearing feminine clothes if they are a her

[dry pebble]

Make them wear boy clothes Lamia

if theres a gender, theres a way

[nocturne bloom]

[sweet trail]

veteran edition

what I did right:
followed team around giving them ammo

what I did wrong:
Forgot I had a melee weapon

[brave slate]

Just give them a whip and ask them to hit you with it and you'll be happy

[nocturne bloom]

Rewdy, wear a tank top and cargo shorts

[dry pebble]

as veteran your only weapon should be your voice

[nocturne bloom]

Im feeling romantical

[dry pebble]

and grenades

[orchid skiff]

cargo shorts are ugly

[sweet trail]

exec stance vet:

:(

[nocturne bloom]

Won't be on for long

[dry pebble]

you like something more delicate right

[dry pebble]

Well, in many ways, youre right

[brave slate]

Practically is beauty in of itself

[dry pebble]

Poor exec stance vets

[fiery wave]

It doesn't work that way... unless you are into bifauxnen.

[nocturne bloom]

Sorry, Rewdy, wear a tank top and black dolphin shorts

[dry pebble]

by my experience you should presume Lamia, of all people, is into it

[elder merlin]

[dry pebble]

or they could just like whip Rewdy

that doesnt need clothes

[orchid skiff]

i'm too delicate to be whipped

[fiery wave]

I suppose so.

[dry pebble]

you see, thats not an issue to whippers

[fiery wave]

You could whip through clothes, btw. >_>

[nocturne bloom]

Im not

Whip me

Kari ill take his spot

[nocturne bloom]

Her

[dry pebble]

lmao i'm aware but we're trying to solve the clothing question here

[brave slate]

By saying something like that you're practically asking to be whipped

[nocturne bloom]

Whoever

[fiery wave]

True... still.

[dry pebble]

i see your preference Karien

So keep Rewdy in his favorite outfite

Like a dress

And keep the whipping

[fiery wave]

It's pretty obvious and I have stated it before.

[nocturne bloom]

Ill wear whatever you want if it means you'll whip me

👉 👈

[dry pebble]

I missed that part, so i know now 🫡

[surreal ermine]

boys come on what are we doing here

[dry pebble]

gen chat

[nocturne bloom]

Cmon Kari

[somber stream]

Which way Western man

[brave slate]

What about a suit of plate armour so you can't feel the whipping?

[nocturne bloom]

She can use a flail or a mace

[dry pebble]

what if you have to wear a really stupid suit that dulls the pain of the whipping and isnt hot at all

[devout tusk]

A whip expert ofc What else

[sweet trail]

tomboy loose cannon veteran being forcefemmed

[final herald]

what

[dry pebble]

Tyrant you really like that kink dont ya

[lilac crag]

lamia what the hell

[dry pebble]

but wait how you forcefemming a tomboy

isnt she alread fem

ale

[sweet trail]

tomboys are masculine GIRLS, right?

[final herald]

put them in armor

[nocturne bloom]

Want a turn?

[somber stream]

Leave the tomboy alone

[orchid skiff]

same way you tryna put skirts and dresses on me

[somber stream]

[lilac crag]

I'll crunch you

[final herald]

oml

[sweet trail]

...so

[final herald]

no

[fiery wave]

(No. I can cane though. Have two in the house.)

[dry pebble]

how do i tell you this

[nocturne bloom]

[devout tusk]

🥲

[lilac crag]

geek

[sweet trail]

TYPO

[dry pebble]

Tomboy is the opposite of femboy, its a masculine girl - but a girl

[sweet trail]

TYPO

TYPO TYPO TYPO

[dry pebble]

okay

[final herald]

and it's not necessarily masculine

[dry pebble]

sorry

[nocturne bloom]

[final herald]

it just means their interests generally align with what your own society considers manly

[dry pebble]

Are you implying you're a tomboyish girl?

[orchid skiff]

i will not confirm or deny anything

[little marten]

OK THE EXPLODING ARMOUR IS PRETTY COOL

[dry pebble]

SO QUICK TO DENY BUT SO FEARFUL TO CONFIRM

[final herald]

ferful

[nocturne bloom]

Ferful

[final herald]

it's like pruple but funnier

...

[final herald]

shut up cee

[dry pebble]

why he ourple

[lament cave]

I like how Mara Vinci's status on the wiki is labelled as "Alive". The quotes being part of it as well...

[devout tusk]

No cane. But i have a Yumi. A Balearic sling. 2 guns and a big knifu!

[dry pebble]

youre hitting yourself

[lament cave]

Nice touch.

[final herald]

why? are you hitting yourself

[fiery wave]

Me. Young me played all those games guys liked, love Metal. Heck, dressed like a boy.

[sweet trail]

so like, basically, woman whos very badass and cool, and so you put her in a skirt and she's all embarassed

[dry pebble]

now i get it

[sweet trail]

alive doing a lot of heavy lifting

[lament cave]

Yeeeeeaaaaaaah...

[final herald]

peak

[little marten]

I am a divine feminine

[fiery wave]

(Oh. But you know. Canes are good for punishing, right? But also, don't use them on kids... they'll end with trauma.)

[dry pebble]

its just that forcefem is so "IMMA FEED YOU ESTROGEN!" that i had a hard time thinking how would that work on a woman

but makes sense

[little marten]

Is that a thing? Sounds kinda wild

[dry pebble]

it is

[nocturne bloom]

That what you gonna hit me with?

[dry pebble]

its extremely wild

[little marten]

Science has gone too far

[fiery wave]

Basically, nobody expected a girl on mic most of the time back then.

[devout tusk]

Baton work?

[sweet trail]

IM A GIRL

[little marten]

No thanks

[dry pebble]

force fem her

[lament cave]

EW, GIRLS.

[nocturne bloom]

[sweet trail]

not necessarily, its just like, making someone present feminine imo

[sweet trail]

i literally made the joke about how women arent funny

[final herald]

The cod experience

How many times were "sandwiches" mentioned when you spoke 😭

[fiery wave]

Is making them use make up, wear skirts/dresses and such. Act more like a lady.

[devout tusk]

Don't be sad there are plenty of boys in here.. Im.. Sure.

[little marten]

I guess if you’re into playing into the terms feminine and masculine it’s probably a cool way to live but it confuses me so I have no opinion

[nocturne bloom]

I only like femboys and women that'll hit me

[devout tusk]

lmfao alright jesus.

[sweet trail]

casts a magic spell on you, turning you into a small frog

[raven moat]

Anyone else getting all missions aborted at the moment, during loading?

[little marten]

Doesn’t matter what you like as long as you’ll take up arms against the archenemy

[fiery wave]

You mean, go back to the kitchen or bedroom.

[sweet trail]

yeah!!!! do that to tomboy soldier ladies

[dry pebble]

i guess you (and Karien) are right, the boundry between regular feminization and forcefem kinda depends on the situation and the people

[final herald]

I forget that's also used alot

[sweet trail]

the imperium experience, everyone is meat for the grindr

[little marten]

God forbid I tell my partner to go to the kitchen she’d blow up the house

[final herald]

Ayo

[lament cave]

😦

[final herald]

Good

That means you know its dumb as fuck to say

[lament cave]

How can I kill the Emperor's enemies as a frog?

[nocturne bloom]

I can do both 👉 👈

[final herald]

Someone on deadlock actually used that line and got roasted immediately

@lilac crag imma ping u as soon as I'm back

[sweet trail]

puts you in a small enclosure made for frogs, and then puts a cricket in your enclosure.

[little marten]

I don’t consort with lower decks rabble that would use such insults

[fiery wave]

Also depends on how far or deep it goes. The light surface stuff be like that... other stuff is best left for another server tbh.

[lament cave]

But... how can I kill the heretics as a frog?

[sweet trail]

the servants of the archenemy come in all shapes and sizes

[fiery wave]

Still is, lul.

[lament cave]

Sadge.

[dry pebble]

In my country some women are weaponizing this joke like

[lament cave]

Is the combat knife just dog-shit?

[little marten]

GrandFATHER Nurgle stirs the cauldron not GrandMOTHER

[dry pebble]

hows the name in english

[nocturne bloom]

Skill issue

[final herald]

None shall besmirch the allmighty sprinting device

[nocturne bloom]

[dry pebble]

sending pictures of a Trowel to jerks and saying "Men's Silverware"

[orchid skiff]

[fiery wave]

50% crit rate nyoom nyoom.

[dry pebble]

Or yeah yeah boy go back to the construction yard

its funny

[nocturne bloom]

Woah, is that, you?

You should like

[little marten]

20 quid per brick!!

[nocturne bloom]

Go to my dms

[south mulch]

if they add genestealer cults they can just add ordo xenos themed skins for everyone instead of ordo hereticus.

[nocturne bloom]

[sweet trail]

beautiful

i love women

[dry pebble]

lmao based

[sweet trail]

are we hereticus or malleus

i dont know the diffo

[nocturne bloom]

I make smores with a bayonet so

[south mulch]

hereticus

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid skiff]

[sweet trail]

ok

[final herald]

I can't wait for genestealers to be scabs but in mining equipment and like thats all

We will not be fighting a full fledged cult thats for sure

[sweet trail]

i hope genestealers fight other enemies

[south mulch]

ordo hereticus deals with cultists and uprisings. ordo malleus when theres a full blown daemon problem.

[little marten]

🥷
👖

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[sweet trail]

okay gtk.

there are full on daemons but i assume not enough to warrent them?

[nocturne bloom]

I wish someone would steal my genes

[dry pebble]

jeans stealers!

[south mulch]

we've only seen them as bosses