general-chat

[tawny gorge]

and drive while drinking said beer

[somber stream]

Nah im not cringe

[elder stone]

You should play unpacking

[somber stream]

unpacking? Hmm

[tawny gorge]

brother you had your doctor stop you from playing videogames

[elder stone]

It’s the polar opposite of a stress inducing competitive game

[somber stream]

Competitive ones, yes

[nocturne bloom]

Go the route of stardew valley

[stoic crane]

Just had to run a Maelstrom with
Hunting grounds
Extra Poxbursters
and Wave's of mutants

[nocturne bloom]

All my homies marry penny

[somber stream]

I've been playing similar ones, yes

Undercook is interesting

[trail isle]

Sounds like maelstrom

[stoic crane]

Shit was ass

[tawny gorge]

[stoic crane]

we got all three waves and a monstrosity TWICE

[thick coyote]

Sounds like Diva maelstrom

Peak ngl

[halcyon glen]

Zane Zane Zane

Ouvrez le chien

[elder stone]

You’ll like unpacking

[somber stream]

In to-play list

[nocturne bloom]

Kill them harder

[spare lynx]

To the tune of Disposal Unit:
Obtuse
Rubber Goose
Green Moose
Guava juice

[halcyon glen]

It’s eattide time

[digital tundra]

You have yet to suffer havoc's usual "2 monstrosities, Lieutenants on top of 2 waves of mixed hordes"

[halcyon glen]

I declare eattide is in order

E

[nocturne bloom]

More like 3 nurgles, 2 lieutenants, a ritual, 20 crushers, 20 maulers, 15 gunners and a sniper nobody cares about

[digital tundra]

Oh true

[halcyon glen]

Happy cousins day btw

[thick coyote]

All walking CDRs and toughness bags

[halcyon glen]

Leave me me

[somber stream]

Interestingly, have to visit the bunch today

Not a fan, still.

[elder stone]

You play rain world?

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[elder stone]

I’ve never seen my cousins, but from what I can tell they are factory settings Slavs

Dimitri and Sergei

[somber stream]

Have yet to, too much backlog

[halcyon glen]

VT2 is the only game you’d need

[elder stone]

It and Carrion are good

[thick coyote]

VT2 gameplay 🛌

Unless you're fucking Zealot

Repent Repent REPENT!

[marsh iris]

if you havent played darktide, you never really lived

[halcyon glen]

UC MACE WINDU ONLY

DT is not a real game

[marsh iris]

its as real as breathing

[halcyon glen]

Utter lies

[marsh iris]

I'm right and you know it

[halcyon glen]

You’re not real

[marsh iris]

it makes me feel real

[elder stone]

I played carrion and it’s a great puzzle game

You get to play as the meat monster man

[marsh iris]

dont take it away from me

[trail isle]

Babe go to sleep

[elder stone]

Honey I slept for 12 hours straight all day

[trail isle]

And ate you still tired

[elder stone]

A wee

[trail isle]

Fix your sleep schedule darling

[halcyon glen]

What do you want from me?

[elder stone]

I will have to , working in August

[trail isle]

That’s awesome sis

(For context we are in a loving relationship)

[marsh iris]

love huh, never knew her

[nocturne bloom]

Licht should play terraria calamity

is that why loosh ignores my attempts

[elder stone]

So you want to kill him?

[trail isle]

We should also do the ai generated builds at some point

[elder stone]

Yes we should

[nocturne bloom]

terraria is goated

[elder stone]

No of course not

[trail isle]

It’s gonna go mediocre

[marsh iris]

where the barotrauma bros at

[elder stone]

Bro I gotta get barotrauma

[trail isle]

I like barotrauma

[elder stone]

My friend and I settled on “peak” tho

[trail isle]

(I haven’t played it)

[marsh iris]

i remember getting infected with husk and tell my buddies to lock me in the ballast and weld the hatch shut

[elder stone]

Top 10 saddest moments in history

[trail isle]

I like the wartruama song in baro

[marsh iris]

"hope to never see you around brothers " they cant hear me because im already turning

[elder stone]

I keep buying co-op games like I got people to play them with

[somber stream]

Mine are elitist bastards, it's tiring talking to them
"Do this do that bleh bleh"

[elder stone]

Christ

[marsh iris]

follow the meta this and that

[trail isle]

They ditch the meta what meta?

[nocturne bloom]

i dont talk to people, i play single player games until 5am

[elder stone]

Nuclear Nightmare
Peak
Lethal Conpany
REPO
GTFO
Journey to the Savage Planet
Arma
Raft
Gray Zone Warfare

[trail isle]

Your talking to people right now

[nocturne bloom]

aint dms is it

[trail isle]

Also arma fun

[nocturne bloom]

aint the slightly gey group chat is it

[elder stone]

Yeah but I got nobody to play with

[trail isle]

You got me

My ass still has it downloaded it’s only taking up a hundred and fourty gigs

[halcyon glen]

Where trollhammer

[nocturne bloom]

which arma tho

[elder stone]

Arma 3

[trail isle]

The third

[nocturne bloom]

o

i wanted reforge

[trail isle]

U don’t have?

[elder stone]

I’m waiting for the elite games to come out
PACS
Hail to the Rainbow
Beautiful light
ARC Raiders
Unrecord
Espiocracy
Rogue Core
PVKK
over the hill
Sandeaters
Den of wolves
Mimesis
Kingmakers
Falling frontier

[halcyon glen]

Do you want my blood?

[elder stone]

no not really

[somber stream]

You don't just ask that Diana

Buy them a drink first, jeez

[trail isle]

Quite informal indeed

[nocturne bloom]

i can sell it sure

know a guy

[elder stone]

Can we fuse our bodily fluids? Dear partner?

thy formality is impeccable

[trail isle]

I respect the wording

But no their mine to keep

[nocturne bloom]

you can have mine

[halcyon glen]

I want to play vampire survivors

[trail isle]

What’s stopping you?

[elder stone]

We can fuse

[elder stone]

Sure

[halcyon glen]

It’s shit

[trail isle]

Sucks to suck

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

why do I keep buying co-op games

It’s like an addiction and then I remember nobody else on my roster plays them

[clever vapor]

so yeah played 7 hours straight after buying it

im lost on the story though

[elder stone]

Story is not too important in Darktide in my opinion

[trail isle]

It released with the narrative “There’s a traitor on this ship”

“Do missions to prove ur not a traitor”

Is it technically spoilers or not to discuss this?

[somber stream]

At this point? Not a spoiler

Not unless you're talking to a newb

[trail isle]

“One of you is a hero and the other is a traitor”

Shoots traitor

[nocturne bloom]

campaign is just a skill filter

[trail isle]

Its a level filter more appropriately cuz it didn’t let you pass through a certain mission

I’m aware they probably fixed that but still

[nocturne bloom]

if you cant clear 10 youll just get stuck

[trail isle]

Im at like 9 I think

[nocturne bloom]

fail = another run +1

iirc

[trail isle]

Noted

However counter point

No mortarion boss fight

[elder stone]

Clash royale has put me into crippling depression

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[nocturne bloom]

How i was with Nikke

Think im level 270 now

[trail isle]

Sis just wait for 2v2 to return

[trail isle]

I like doro being very culturally relevant

[elder stone]

I need to abuse you in triple draft

[trail isle]

What the fuck D:

[clever vapor]

another fellow nikke enjoyer

[elder stone]

Lesbian couple abuse is on the rise

[worn halo]

I prefer Reebok

[halcyon glen]

No doro

[ocean widget]

Nobody plays nikke for the gameplay thats for damn sure

[clever vapor]

agreed, i play for depression and ost

[trail isle]

Mfw the gameplay is arcade shooter but with women turning around

[marsh iris]

evil and intimidating horse:
just as planned

[ocean widget]

There's better depression games than dude has magic blood but doesn't use the magic blood cus he's a moron

[worn halo]

Ooooo I thought we were talking about CW Flash ...

[trail isle]

The guy who loses to man with gun

And then he gets a pep talk and runs a little faster cuz he remembers he’s the flash?

[clever vapor]

but how many offers me great looking women with another set of great ost and story?

[trail isle]

Good acting from grant but god was the writing awful

[trail isle]

Honkai impact 3

[ocean widget]

Probably enough without the fanservice that doesn't make anyone within a 20 foot radius automatically detect you

[clever vapor]

i only play it at home so

[ocean widget]

Nikke is seriously just that one ted gif

[trail isle]

You know what there’s not enough lore in this chat

[marsh iris]

I AM THE LORE

[somber stream]

There are plenty of lore

[ocean widget]

Probably because this is a chat about generals

[somber stream]

Overshadowed by goon chat is all

[trail isle]

Soul sand command block soul sand soul sand

Wither skull

Wither skull

Wither skull

[ocean widget]

Sir this is a wendys

[marsh iris]

lets get political

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/wither-storm-mine-craft-survival-game-play-scary-gif-16585388

Look out da window

[ocean widget]

OK
The recon lasgun needs buffs

[elder stone]

Gooneral chat

[trail isle]

I disagree

[marsh iris]

it needs more recoil

[trail isle]

I think Donald trump should petition to make Auto guns great again

[ocean widget]

Local discord user against more lasers

[marsh iris]

auto funs

[elder stone]

They are great already

[marsh iris]

add boobs to lasguns

[trail isle]

About fifty thousand las guns are shot per second and only 10% of them hit and only 2% actually make it past wound rolls

[marsh iris]

did you ever think of that

[ocean widget]

Why are you stapling birds to guns

[trail isle]

That’s spooky

[elder stone]

There’s already a thing like that in 40k, it’s in the 34th special edition

[halcyon glen]

Choir

Wire

[marsh iris]

machine spirit vanity

[elder stone]

Google warhammer r34 for more details

[ocean widget]

The 34th warhammer, currently banned in the UK

[worn halo]

Sexy

[marsh iris]

UK wasnt ready for booby lasgun

[trail isle]

It’s a battle sister praying to the god emperor how diligent of her

[worn halo]

🌰

[marsh iris]

hey thats my haircut

[trail isle]

I’m freezing btw

[elder stone]

Stop being cold

Easy

[trail isle]

Is 13 degrees Celsius

[ocean widget]

Get out the freezer

[trail isle]

I can’t I’m Australian

[elder stone]

Tough luck buttercup

[trail isle]

I’m in the city

[ocean widget]

[trail isle]

I’m waiting to do mtg with a friend but that happens at six

And I was doing education shit before and it’s over so I have to wait for 4 hours

[ocean widget]

Light a fire
Play darktide
Wait

[trail isle]

And my phone has 25% battery

[marsh iris]

find hot singles in your area

[trail isle]

I also can’t go home rn my mothers out and I don’t have the keys

[ocean widget]

I have a solution for that

[trail isle]

I’m looking bruh

[ocean widget]

It begins with b

And ends with and entering

[trail isle]

Red name

Congrats

[ocean widget]

Oh

Awful

[marsh iris]

congrats criminal scum

[steady delta]

damn. ppl are really struggling to do this new event

[trail isle]

You’ve talked a bit now hooray to you

[ocean widget]

That's the aussie

[trail isle]

I wish we were still a penal colony

[ocean widget]

If you were itch.io wouldnt be dead

[trail isle]

When did itch io die?

What are you going on about too

[marsh iris]

yeah i was disappointed zola decide to "free" me. i couldve just vibe in my cell and get free food.

[ocean widget]

You not seen itch.io "deindexing" all of a certain type of game?

[trail isle]

Deindexing?

[ocean widget]

Removing basically in fancyspeak

[trail isle]

I’m unaware of this controversy

[ocean widget]

Charlie and muta have made videos on it

[trail isle]

What kind?

I haven’t watched Charlie I’m waiting on ufc5 with more beef testosterone

[ocean widget]

Nice

[trail isle]

And for Muta I just haven’t watched him recently so

Still unaware

[elder stone]

im in the area

[trail isle]

Ik u are

[ocean widget]

Collective shit got all of the nsfw games pulled from itch.io

[trail isle]

Is that supposed to be bad?

[signal jewel]

yo someone whos in low havoc missions or hasnt done one yet just let me carry you so i get my penance

[ocean widget]

Given itch.io has a good chunk of LGBT shit on it and collective shit is censoring it
Yeah

[marsh iris]

oof rejected

[trail isle]

When is lgbt not safe for work tho what

[sick vortex]

All of the bots just took the fucking medicae and a chaos spawn just happened.

[elder stone]

Literally

[trail isle]

My fuckin gay Yuri visual novels are gone now what the fuck

[nocturne bloom]

Guy took my med stim, let a dh kill him, healed with the med stim

[sick vortex]

Fuck my life.

[elder stone]

Now im just eating wings with buffalo sauce

[trail isle]

Beat up kakarot vegeta

Or freezer

[ocean widget]

A group known as collective shout is getting games pulled and is going after nsfw ones right now to make them look better so they can go after bigger games like cyberpunk n shit

That's the issue

They want to censor shit

[trail isle]

I see the issue now

Sounds shit

[sick vortex]

Got 1 spotted by a sniper when the horde noise happened.

[ocean widget]

It is

[ocean widget]

Always gotta dodge

[sick vortex]

Didn't see the fucker.

[ocean widget]

Yeah thats the point of a sniper

Gotta dodge the red beam tho

[trail isle]

Anyways I have 20% my time feigns

[sick vortex]

Do you not understand ""didn't see the fucker'?

[nocturne bloom]

Look harder

[halcyon glen]

Fire

[ocean widget]

Yeah tbf that is a skill issue not seeing the bright red beam

[sick vortex]

It would have woken up the daemon host.

[nocturne bloom]

Kill it too

[signal jewel]

need someones help for a havoc mission

[sick vortex]

Bots took all the medicae. Couldn't even if I tried.

Fuck hab dreyko.

[ocean widget]

Launched off?

[sick vortex]

No, bots walked into burster, ate all the medicae, chaos spawn happened, I was on last bit of health, daemon host spawned and activated, sniper finished me off.

Fuck. Hab dreyko.

[ocean widget]

darktide: the game

[sick vortex]

The bots play like this one asshole I knew in my old warband.

It's like they lock in solely to fuck YOU over.

This isn't the first time the bots have made me bumble around desperately looking for resources.

It will be the last.

[worn halo]

Nonsense Kakarot!

[sick vortex]

Don't compare me to him.

I'm in a bad mood.

[ocean widget]

The lore accuracy is impeccable

[sick vortex]

:[

[worn halo]

I was insulting Kakarot ... so you should feel empowered Prince of Saiyans!

[sick vortex]

I'll empower myself.

[velvet talon]

Is the parry spamable? It looks spamable

[nocturne bloom]

kinda

dclaw is goated if used right

1 rager pack with 1 parry

[velvet talon]

Another thing that needs all my resources to be good 😭

[nocturne bloom]

its niche

i only run it on vet since i build stamina

[sick vortex]

Don't need some Savior complex auric storm sruvivor arbites fucking off from the squad, leaving us all for dead, doing everything and leaving us to play "catchup" to stroke their ego.

[velvet talon]

It works with that one psyker perk

[nocturne bloom]

id rather have greatsword tbh

[velvet talon]

What makes it good?

I was underwhelmed when I last used it

[sick vortex]

It's a BFGS, it's really good if you rolled a nice one.

[nocturne bloom]

its universal, long melee push, insane horde cleave to save asail for rager packs etc, poke can 2 tap a crusher and does good monstro weakpoint damn

[elder stone]

Are you guys talking about dclaw

[nocturne bloom]

greatsword now

[elder stone]

Huh

[sick vortex]

I'm not sure.

I just want to scream at people to stay in coherency.

[outer jasper]

I LOVE DCLAW ITS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST MELEE I WILL NOT HEAR ANY SLANDER OF MY CHILD

[marsh iris]

devils pedicure

[nocturne bloom]

its special is the only thing keeping it relevant homie

[outer jasper]

dont care

[nocturne bloom]

as much as i love it its dookie everywhere else

[elder stone]

Sweetie I never said anything rude about it

[somber stream]

Devil deez

[gilded socket]

I need to go full borg

[sick vortex]

Question: is it acceptable, as an auric storm survivor, to go back onto Heresy and ruin the game for everyone by abandoning the team and doing the level by yourself?

[gilded socket]

100% chrome

[elder merlin]

Resistance is futile

[nocturne bloom]

bro is yapping about everything

[somber stream]

Being a dick in general is unacceptable

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Unless you're dicking the bigger dicker

[elder merlin]

[worn halo]

🍆

[sick vortex]

Thank you.

[marsh iris]

dicking in general chat

[stoic dune]

do ogryns have natural corruption resistance? or is that just reffering to the 30% talent?

[gilded socket]

I need to become like songbird bro

Full borg

Little to no ganic

[marsh iris]

iceborg lettuce

[elder stone]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

[marsh iris]

skill issue tbh

[stoic dune]

nah, it's booring to be carried, you're basically denying them to play the game, or forcing them to play on a much higher difficulty because you're triggering lots of spawn onto them

[trail isle]

It’s a very vegeta thing to do tho

[sick vortex]

I'm not doing it by the way.

I'll prove it.

I don't have access to auric.

[somber stream]

KAKAROT CAKE

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

Translate to English

[sick vortex]

Just needed justification to report an arbites for doing that shit.

[gilded socket]

Begetabgay

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE

It's an ancient thing

Shit 12 years already? Man i'm old

[sick vortex]

Don't say it, broly'll hear if this.

[somber stream]

Whuh?

[gilded socket]

Full borg…all chrome…

True netrunning…

[elder stone]

Yeah man me too

[worn halo]

Immortal Joe approves

[sick vortex]

Who is immortal?

[somber stream]

You don’t know Joe?

[gilded socket]

I hope the next cyberpunk game lets you go full borg

[marsh iris]

Joe? like coffee?

[worn halo]

Mad Max 😄

[sick vortex]

Joe mama

[gilded socket]

For valhalla!

[worn halo]

Witness Meeeeee!

[marsh iris]

theres no joe in viking lore

[gilded socket]

Shiny and chrome

[worn halo]

Loved that movie 😄

[gilded socket]

“Ill carry you to valhalla myself”

[gilded socket]

P-p-peak

[elder stone]

Like Adam smasher level?

[sick vortex]

Worse.

[gilded socket]

Like songbird

I like netrunning

Especially combat netrunning

[sick vortex]

But without being a backstabbing traitor

[elder stone]

Fair

[marsh iris]

i think adam smasher makes a killer smashed burger patty

[somber stream]

[worn halo]

This black thumb approves ! 🧨

[gilded crown]

Hello tiny people

[elder stone]

Adam smasher’s smash burger

[somber stream]

The loli smasher

[marsh iris]

👅

[normal loom]

Joe mama

[elder stone]

Freak…

[marsh iris]

adam smasher smash burger with 100% fuckable meat

[worn halo]

🤕

[somber stream]

A few minutes late, but props for the attempt

[elder stone]

It’s the thought that counts

[normal loom]

Oh god dammit

[worn halo]

Thats worse than death by Snoo Snoo

[gilded socket]

Thought i have thought of a netrunner who cloned their brain into a ai matrix (while their real brain lies in a vault and sends brainwaves to the borg body while the ai brain in the borg body is adapting as if it were her real consciousness while being fully aware she isn’t really her and serves as the literal medium so mi was supposed to be but like the prodigal creation of the NUSA’s efforts into so mi

[somber stream]

True

[normal loom]

I even had a quick look to see if anyone said it

[gilded socket]

So basically imposter syndrome

[somber stream]

Wanna have another go?

[marsh iris]

Joe mama

[normal loom]

No

[gilded socket]

She had goals, that was tainted by rogue ai using her like a daemon host

[sick vortex]

No sympathy for giving us blackwall aids tho.

[gilded socket]

You ever had a close friend who kept going around the wrong crowd and ends up like them

[sick vortex]

No

[gilded socket]

Gay

[marsh iris]

i let them leave because im the wrong crowd

[somber stream]

No no i insist, here:

Ever heard of Joanne?

[sick vortex]

Friends are for the type of person who think the people around them make them happy.

[gilded socket]

Ah

[sick vortex]

I know i'm not that type of person.

[gilded socket]

Mhm

[sick vortex]

Besides, I prefer the nusa ending but giving songbird what she wants.

Freedom.

[normal loom]

I used all my brain power on the joe mama joke i cant think of anything for that

[gilded socket]

I killed her, lowkey felt bad for her even tho she pissed me off

[somber stream]

Joanne deez nutz

[gilded socket]

In the end she was possessed

Not herself

[nocturne bloom]

Licht these balls

[gilded socket]

Idk man when you hug her in cyberspace that made me feel

Bad

[somber stream]

You flopped the 2nd time as well 🥀

[sick vortex]

Joanne animal for deez nuts.

[normal loom]

[somber stream]

I’m sorry we’re gonna have to revoke your internet loisance

[sick vortex]

Lois family guy?

[gilded socket]

Bruh

The brits cant goon

A sad day

Im dowing a full English breakfast tmr for them

[sick vortex]

This is a lie! They absolutely can.

[gilded socket]

God save the king

[elder stone]

You should learn Sugondese

[gilded socket]

Ah yes the ancient wisdom of the sugondese

[sick vortex]

But be weary for the Mind goblin.

[normal loom]

i hate it here

[nocturne bloom]

Sure

[gilded socket]

Glorbo mind goblin?

[trail isle]

What’s sugondese babe?

[elder stone]

Sugondese nuts

[somber stream]

You’ll get used to it

[sick vortex]

Mind goblin on deez nuts

[trail isle]

Are they like on sale rn?

[gilded socket]

Sugondese nuts

[marsh iris]

Sugondese? i heard its a nice place to visit this time of year

[gilded socket]

For the low low price of going to her house

[somber stream]

I love Sugonese, such cultured and polite people

[elder stone]

I want to say things against the rules so bad

[trail isle]

U don’t have any irl babe we’re married

[gilded socket]

Just kidnap her and be happily ever after

[normal loom]

With how inconsistently i pop in here i don't think i will

[sick vortex]

You got to bait me first.

[gilded socket]

I guess im the master baiter

[elder stone]

You are the bane of my alcoholism

[sick vortex]

Your Internet provider surely knows.

[trail isle]

And your the reason why the domestic abuse rate is 50% licht

[somber stream]

Until we meet again

[trail isle]

[gilded socket]

Is that supposed to mean something or are you bating me rn

[sick vortex]

POSESSIVE YOUR!!!

[gilded socket]

No one outbates the masterbaiter

[trail isle]

Y’roue

[sick vortex]

No, that's how it works.

They can see what you search.

Seriously.

[elder stone]

The internet provider logs every search and sells it

[normal loom]

incorrect

[nocturne bloom]

No more 18+ jokes guys there's minors here

[normal loom]

Okay back to work cya

[nocturne bloom]

And British

[elder stone]

True

Family friendly chat

[sick vortex]

Why?

Why are they so?

[elder stone]

Minors 🤫

[trail isle]

Miner is overrated tbh

[elder stone]

They are nerfing miner next season

[sick vortex]

Ew. They're gross.

[trail isle]

He does like toothpick damage

[trail isle]

Actual?

[elder stone]

They are reducing his hitspeed

[elder stone]

Yes

😭

[marsh iris]

its ok as long as their parents are with them on discord

[trail isle]

💀

That’s funny

[nocturne bloom]

You'd make a terrible lawyer

[trail isle]

Nerf miner actually went through

[gilded socket]

@somber stream this u? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJWp1ROMxEG/?igsh=cjBuajcxNGxlaWRo

[sick vortex]

0_0

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[elder stone]

Check DMs

[sick vortex]

Embed fail! boo this one!

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-23039815

[somber stream]

Perhaps

[trail isle]

Overall looks alright but very amusing

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

#drippy #neuyowk

[gilded socket]

Bro is actually him

#oldmoney

[somber stream]

Why be him?

When he can be me

#DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

[elder stone]

27 years ago I watched a bloody man get dragged behind the local Walmart and did nothing to stop it

[inner nimbus]

and how old are you now

[somber stream]

Minus 7

[trail isle]

132

[somber stream]

Or something of that range

[trail isle]

I’m counting

[elder stone]

200

[south jetty]

I saw a nice old man in a video game.

It's time

[inner nimbus]

god fuck waking up in the morning

you're telling me people do this for a living

[south jetty]

Yeah doesn't it suck

[trail isle]

They do it everyday

[south jetty]

That's why I wake up in the afternoon instead

[inner nimbus]

and they call me weird for being able to stay up late

[south jetty]

(I don't do that)

[inner nimbus]

tbf I usually worked third shifts

[south jetty]

I used to get up at 4 am to work

[trail isle]

Me personally I’m on that d&d elf sleeping schedule

[inner nimbus]

which is prolly why I make the Emperor look more healthy by comparison

[somber stream]

Lol i am waking up at 4 for work

[south jetty]

I wish I didn't need to sleep. There's old men to be drawn

[somber stream]

Thank fuck i don't need to drive my car 20 km away though

[elder stone]

I’m nocturnal 🌞

[marsh iris]

shut up

[south jetty]

you can't make me

[gilded socket]

Beddy bye bye i says to the choom as i blow his head clean off

[south jetty]

So there's this senior citizen.... 😊

[marsh iris]

grr

[south jetty]

bark

[south jetty]

Barktide

[inner nimbus]

I see the brainrot is good and alive

[gilded socket]

Wooftide

[south jetty]

thanks I try

[inner nimbus]

btw all of you should report to Morrow to be cleansed of your very evident Nurgle corruption

like asap

but I commend you for it

[marsh iris]

the biome is thriving in this conditions thank you very much for modding

[south jetty]

I should report to an old man, you say?

[somber stream]

Do you...

Have a old man fetish?

Perchance?

[south jetty]

Wild question

[gilded socket]

Lichht

Calm down

[marsh iris]

dont even

[gilded socket]

Grt back into the trenches licht

I need your fire support

[elder stone]

He’s trying so hard ❤️❤️❤️

[somber stream]

Perchance

[south jetty]

Mayhaps

I'm so buff I can eat an entire Krieg warhorse

[elder stone]

I want to buy like 6 different sausages and 6 different cheeses

[inner nimbus]

I have

[south jetty]

and combine them in a single pot

[inner nimbus]

its great

[somber stream]

You should try the Cheese platter

Stuff to die for

[elder stone]

Where do they sell

The cheese platter

[somber stream]

Okay maybe not die for but org*sm worthy

[somber stream]

Italian resto usually

[elder stone]

Already drooling at the thought of a platter of like 5 cheeses

[elder stone]

Noted

[inner nimbus]

I shall grill myself a cheese as soon as I am home

[marsh iris]

should try Ussingen cheese

[gilded socket]

Do it

[somber stream]

I misread that as "I shall grill myself as a cheese"

[gilded socket]

Fuck those kreigers

[inner nimbus]

I mean I totally would ngl

[somber stream]

Bro can i have some

[inner nimbus]

that too if the mood strikes me

[elder stone]

I need to buy more food ingredients

I make some good food

[inner nimbus]

online grocery shopping is where its at

[marsh iris]

having pizza right now

[inner nimbus]

that shits a lifesaver for me considering I have one and a half arms worth of strength

I just order a bunch of groceried and they arrive at my doorstep

[elder stone]

Talk of food making me hungry but I literally have nothing to eat

[inner nimbus]

and as soon as they arrive like 10 minutes later, bam

stir fry done

[marsh iris]

id share if we werent fake online people

[inner nimbus]

speaking of pizza

I might demolish one after the doctors today

my stomach is thundering

[south jetty]

Wow all because they have fancy horses. Alright I'll eat them all

actually they have better masks too

you should steal them

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Stock some instant noodle

I bought 30 packs

-# Send help

[inner nimbus]

I always have like

3-4 cups of noodles

[south jetty]

I'm thinking about getting a whole rotisserie chicken and deviled egg potato salad from Costco and eating it all in one day

[inner nimbus]

just in case I need to eat but cba to cook

[marsh iris]

dude same

[gilded socket]

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

[inner nimbus]

get a bit more variety and that sounds like smth Id do

[somber stream]

Real, i prefer garlic noodle as my 2AM snack

[elder stone]

I gotta start making my own food

[somber stream]

Yeah no kidding, learn to cook

[marsh iris]

garlic 😋

[inner nimbus]

teriyaki for me, but I do love me some garlic

[elder stone]

I make a mean hot pocket

[south jetty]

Cover the eyes and they'd be perfect

[inner nimbus]

its really not that hard

[south jetty]

Alright maybe some apples or something

[marsh iris]

im a garlic monster

[somber stream]

Teriyaki noodle? That's a first

Normally i use them with chicken

[elder stone]

I know it’s just I got like factory default ingredients

[south jetty]

you can make stir fry noodles out of instant ramen btw

[inner nimbus]

ye theres this company here that sells saucy teriyaki noodles in a cup

[elder stone]

I make crazy struggle meals tho

[south jetty]

same

[somber stream]

Interesting

[inner nimbus]

theyre really good

[marsh iris]

boymeals

[inner nimbus]

the brand is Maggi

[gilded socket]

Our gasmasks are more practical and better fitting

[elder stone]

manmeals

[ember nimbus]

maggi mentioned

[inner nimbus]

bro my specialty is mac and cheese, I know the feel

[ember nimbus]

swelling with national pride

[south jetty]

Yeah and they're ugly because we can see your eyes in clear view, where the dirt and debris can fly right in

You will be defeated by Tzeentch's Pocket Sand

[inner nimbus]

though tbf

[elder stone]

We (as in YOU and ME) are at rock bottom

[inner nimbus]

I make my own cheese sauce by hand

[south jetty]

my specialty is fry bread made using powdered milk

[inner nimbus]

and hell I know how to make pasta

I just dont have my cutters atm

[south jetty]

Powdered milk is great btw

[somber stream]

I prefer condensed

You can

[gilded socket]

Because the goggles get uncomfortable after 12 hours of use

[somber stream]

Snack on those

[inner nimbus]

also tbf if I had to make a meal that I'd say is like

my best one I can make

it'd be peanut soup

I can make a really good one

[south jetty]

Sounds like someone wants to see heresy or have it enter their eyes

[south jetty]

doesn't last as long

only if it's in the can does it last

[somber stream]

Yes canned stuff

[elder stone]

I’m gonna make a sandwich

[south jetty]

I have powdered milk because it lasts forever after being opened

[inner nimbus]

me and my brother would often go to this store and buy ourselves two cans of sweetened condensed milk

[south jetty]

I can use it as I need

[inner nimbus]

and that'd be smth we slowly eat over the course of a few days

[gilded socket]

You try wearing a rebreather and goggles and helmet for half a day no break

[south jetty]

HOW DO YOU EAT CONDENSED MILK

[somber stream]

Condensed milk + Croissant = breakfast

[gilded socket]

For your entire life

[inner nimbus]

its sweetened condensed milk

[south jetty]

Only half a day?

[inner nimbus]

so it's like honey

[gilded socket]

Shifts

[somber stream]

Yes but

[gilded socket]

Gotta rest

[south jetty]

it's milk so that's disgusting

[somber stream]

You can also just eat it, right from the faucet

[gilded socket]

Im night shift mostly

[somber stream]

"eat" pardon

For that quick dose of sugar

[inner nimbus]

your loss

[elder stone]

Try living next to a radioactive hellscape for years on end

[south jetty]

I'm lactose intolerant so I love milk and dairy but sweet milk right from a can sounds like a nightmare liquid

[marsh iris]

condensed milk with milo and bread

yumm

[inner nimbus]

ahhh that explains it

I feel your pain

if I become lactose intolerant

[somber stream]

I'm sorry for your loss

[south jetty]

I STILL EAT DAIRY MIND YOU

[gilded socket]

Try living in a world so fucked from production you need rebreathers to live outside

[inner nimbus]

like, I'd handle being told I have some deadly disease better

[south jetty]

I even crave it

[inner nimbus]

bro if I was lactose intolerant I would not stop eating dairy

[elder stone]

Trying living near a radioactive hellscape IRL

[south jetty]

I'll eat ice cream I don't give a fuck

[inner nimbus]

regardless of the ass blasts

[marsh iris]

end lactose intolerance

[gilded socket]

Ok stalker fan

[south jetty]

yeah I never stopped even after learning

[somber stream]

The Lactose, will have to tolerate me

[elder stone]

My country was made after stalker how’d you know

[south jetty]

I may not tolerate lactose but that's more reason to eat it

to the disdain of others around me

[marsh iris]

if im president, i will pass a bill to end intolerance against lactose

[south jetty]

give me a lactase gland

[somber stream]

Garut for President, every inclusive

[inner nimbus]

also wtf is happening

first Ozzy Osbourne

[gilded socket]

Very loudly Ukrainian (this is not hate)

[inner nimbus]

then Hulk Hogan

[somber stream]

People dying?

It's every day bro

[inner nimbus]

I know but wtf stop killing my childhood

[elder stone]

RAHHHH WTF IS A FUNCTIONAL ECONOMY🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🗣️ 🔥

[inner nimbus]

its not fairrrrr

[south jetty]

When I worked in the food court my coworkers found out I was lactose intolerant and then whenever I wanted the frozen latte or ice cream
"Are you working in here after?"
"Yeah"
"No!"

[inner nimbus]

but yeah, it is sad to be reminded how old I'm getting

[marsh iris]

[south jetty]

them bastards were old even when I was young

[gilded socket]

Disney channel flow

[south jetty]

I don't personally mourn them as they both were kinda shit in spite of what they contributed but RIP + condolences to the mourning or something

[inner nimbus]

I mean same but still, I did look up to them, hope they're being as awesome and iconic in wherever comes next

[south jetty]

Hulk Hogan was a better concept than a person

[marsh iris]

so you do enjoy dairy but consentually deal with the consequences

[south jetty]

Yeah

I love dairy more than normal people

[marsh iris]

mjölk

[inner nimbus]

what about non normal people

[south jetty]

my friend even said "I swear the lactose intolerance just makes people want it more. I've never met a lactose intolerant person who avoided it"

[south jetty]

I've seen art

[inner nimbus]

the forbidden fruit tastes sweeter

[marsh iris]

true .

[south jetty]

The servo skulls.....

[inner nimbus]

bro fucking

this lady has been in the doctors office

for 40 minutes

[south jetty]

[inner nimbus]

I literally just need one paper

[somber stream]

Insert the boys gif here

You know, the one

[inner nimbus]

I dont watch mid shows, sry

[south jetty]

no I don't

I just don't know things

[inner nimbus]

though the miracleofsound song about the Boys was sick

[somber stream]

Season 1 was proper

[south jetty]

Me live under rock 🧌

post the gif link

do it

[inner nimbus]

ye I heard the season 1 is great but I also know the comic it comes from

and uh honestly hot take

if a show is only good for a season or two

[south jetty]

wait THE BOYS

[inner nimbus]

I don't think its a good show

[south jetty]

so I did watch that one

I was thinking Trailer Park Boys for some reason LMAO

[steady flare]

https://tenor.com/boJ9H.gif

[inner nimbus]

brain went way to left field

[marsh iris]

forget the boys, invincible is where its at

[steady flare]

disclaimer do not actually do this the sugar will kill you

[south jetty]

Tbh it's an okay show. It gives off "nihilistic Reddit blackpill annoying nerd" vibes mostly

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-theyre-fucking-they-fucking-gif-23031256

I love Karl Urban

But uh, his upcoming role in Mortal Kombat is

Questionable

[south jetty]

I need my knees to stop hurting so I can sleep

[low barn]

I know a Solution

[inner nimbus]

funnily enough my knees hurt when I am tired

thats usually my bodies way of telling me "hey, dumbass, sleep"

[abstract wraith]

My knees just always hurt

Im too young for knee problems

[elder stone]

Exercise

[marsh iris]

i'd saute your kneecap

[somber stream]

Might make it worse

Need doktor

[marsh iris]

i heard that in heavy's voice

[abstract wraith]

I also ride a bike to work everyday

[low barn]

There is the Problem

[south jetty]

who are you

[south jetty]

I was pushing carts too hard and now my legs are complaining

SMH

[elder stone]

Is this the German way to say doctor

[south jetty]

time to take THC about it

[somber stream]

No, it's 'Arzt'

der Arzt

[elder stone]

Interesante

Doktor is Russian for doctor

[south jetty]

they told me I was too young to have back problems, only for me to find out that I have a congenital condition in my back

You're never too young!

[somber stream]

Yeah it sounds funnier so i went with it

[abstract wraith]

This is true. Time to go to a doctor..when I have time and a ride

[low barn]

Der Meister
and you?

[inner nimbus]

and I bet afterwards they continued saying you don't have back problems

[elder stone]

Slavic languages are a joke tbh so that’s valid

[inner nimbus]

cus in my personal experience, thats how it works usually

[halcyon glen]

Where is Hank?

[south jetty]

can't be Arzt about it

[halcyon glen]

Hello witch hunters

[somber stream]

Nah just used more in medias so it caught on

Also Doktor is funnier than Arzt, yes

[south jetty]

Thankfully not. Was able to find a physical therapy place near me though so

[elder stone]

Doktor

[somber stream]

I had to fake German English to Karien the other day

I'm 1000% sure my neighbor despise me now

[elder stone]

What is German English

[south jetty]

Had people telling me to go see a chiropractor and I was like "Motherfucker that's not even a medical professional that's just some quack freak that wants to touch random people"

[somber stream]

Zis vven ze speak like zis

[south jetty]

also definitely not something I'd see for a birth defect

[inner nimbus]

I unironically always liked the Family Guy description when people recommend them

"you want me to visit someone who dropped outta medschool and tries their hardest to rip my head off?"

[south jetty]

Oh god

[elder stone]

O, Iy kan du zat too

[south jetty]

LMAO

[elder stone]

Slavic English

[low barn]

Greetings 👋

[somber stream]

lol yeah like that

[inner nimbus]

Ah yis helou, I speek da ingliš

[somber stream]

I remember hearing some French girls trying to speak English in their thicc accent though

It was..

[inner nimbus]

ver guud

[somber stream]

[south jetty]

Physical therapy: because I don't need my fucked up back to be more fucked up from some weirdo who hammered it until it cracked

[inner nimbus]

I have a buddy with a really thick French accent

[elder stone]

hkkelow frreiend, hauw iz yu toodauy

[somber stream]

No the male variant sounds annoying

[inner nimbus]

and I am obsessed with the way he says words like 'food'

[south jetty]

Joe Deez

[somber stream]

Idk why

Am i sexist?

[inner nimbus]

it's like

foude

and he says other words with 2 o's the same way

[low barn]

Pleasure to meet you

[south jetty]

I'll need to make my French Canadian friend so mad that he breaks out his accent and swears again

that shit was funny as fuck

[inner nimbus]

Aj ar veri hepi todej

[gaunt wind]

Only 3 more hours then I can play Darktide

[inner nimbus]

what I like is if I wanna freak peoole out I can just start writing in cyrillic

secret Slav power

[somber stream]

I wouldn't mind listening to a Nord guy speaking broken english though, sounds interesting

[inner nimbus]

sadly dont think my phone has cyrillic

[low barn]

I always find it funny, cause we dont speak english Like that

[elder stone]

diz enfourmeshon ez güyd tyo here

[inner nimbus]

ikr but I love it lmao

[south jetty]

I can read Cyrillic because I once dated a Russian

The only thing he was good for - learning that alphabet

[inner nimbus]

congrats, you can read the ancient power words of cyka

[elder stone]

Як ти

[south jetty]

Yak Ti

[elder stone]

By god he’s done it

[somber stream]

Cyrillic looks cool af

[elder stone]

Прекрасно!

[south jetty]

Prekrasno I think

hold on lemme smoke harder

[inner nimbus]

I love hearing people try to read Cyrillic

[low barn]

I am quite well thanks. Hbu?

[elder stone]

Now can you differentiate
Ю
У
Й
И
Э
Ё
Е
Ы

[south jetty]

Now I don't know what any of it means but I can at least read the alphabet so take that as you will

[elder stone]

I’m alrighty

[elder stone]

Are you Slavic??

[low barn]

Glad to hear that

[south jetty]

Uhh let's thinkjhhhg

[somber stream]

I need a Chinese girl to swear at me in Cantonese

[south jetty]

Yu, U like in butt, Y like in yeah, I, E like lever maybe, another Y I think, another E, and another kind of Y

@elder stone did I win

[south jetty]

so you're NOT an edgelord

[elder stone]

I’ll take it

[stable fox]

For some reason mission completion for this event doesn't always register

[low barn]

Nah. Too old for that

[south jetty]

thank goodness I thought you were one for a sec

[inner nimbus]

I am from Bosnia

[south jetty]

I'm Astral nice to meet you

[low barn]

Pleasure

[abstract wraith]

I really gotta step up my language learning game

[south jetty]

I ain't calling you the master though I'm calling you Alirus

[gaunt wind]

It doesn’t on rolling steel

[south jetty]

Me too

[fiery wave]

Only Hokkien.

[abstract wraith]

I know like, a bit of German and a little tiny bit of greek

[somber stream]

I don't know what that is but sounds Asian enough so i'll gladly take it 🤝

[elder stone]

Bosnia is cool

A solid 9/10

[low barn]

Call me dice then.
Many do cause i Change my Name quite often

[fiery wave]

Germans are weird at times.

[somber stream]

Fastest way to learn one is when you're trying to woo someone

[gaunt wind]

Shout out my Bosnians sucks Croatia hogs up all the coastline

[abstract wraith]

Well, see i don't gotta do that

[south jetty]

This works

[low barn]

We indeed are

[somber stream]

We are weird 8 hours a day, excluding work hour and sleep time

[south jetty]

I wanna learn Finnish or Mongolian

[elder stone]

Same language pretty much

[south jetty]

sniff Dukane's pits

[low barn]

Love your PfP btw. Reminds me of one of my Dogs i once had

[south jetty]

same smell as incense

[somber stream]

[south jetty]

It's a dog getting rage baited and it made me think of one of my own characters + it was funny

[thick fog]

Bro is getting rage baited

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-rage-bait-baited-rage-baited-angry-dog-gif-2047466162835898859

reminds me of my space marine

[abstract wraith]

Spaaaace marine

What kind

[worn halo]

SM2 had great potential ... so boring though

[abstract wraith]

Played 10 days 4 hours. Refuse to touch it now

Siege was a let down

[worn halo]

Such a HUGE let down

[abstract wraith]

1 map was not it

[south jetty]

custom lore kind

[worn halo]

Seriously

[abstract wraith]

Homebrew is the best kind. Im in a couple servers for homebrews, I ended writing like a 8k word novella for one

[south jetty]

doomed chimeric chapter kind

[worn halo]

such a great PVE combat system ... but I can only do that few missions over and over so many times lol

[abstract wraith]

The PvP is just not fun at all, at least to me

[low barn]

Nice. I have a loyalist Warp chapter

[abstract wraith]

I tried to make my own, ended up giving up. Now I just help write for another

[south jetty]

I'm not in any I just make shit up and put it in a .txt document

And sometimes I draw shit for it

[neat jewel]

Tbh the only one class thing for SM2 is what killed it for me, unless they've added a way to queue only for your class I'm not coming back because it sucks having to level a bunch of classes you don't enjoy in case someone already chose bulwark

[abstract wraith]

That's fair. I can't draw for shit so I just write what I can. And now im writing my own guard regiment because I got bored of Space Marine power fantasy

[abstract wraith]

They did add that with siege or before that. I don't remember

[south jetty]

mine is a loyalist chapter but I plan on them having the ultimatum of having to fight off the Imperium once their domain's Warp storm fades again and people can travel back in

[neat jewel]

Oh sick then, guess I need to play again

[south jetty]

I'm bad at writing so I draw ain't that funny

[abstract wraith]

Its a very rare chance you'll not get your chosen class now

[gaunt wind]

I’m a Dark Angels fanboy

[abstract wraith]

My fiancee can draw but can't draw things like Space Marines, so that's unfortunate for me

[south jetty]

I like them Salamanders, Black Dragons, Space Wolves

[abstract wraith]

DA were actually my first ever look into 40k with the Deathwing game

[gaunt wind]

Deathwing my beloved

[south jetty]

I need to draw my space marine more and give his fellow morons custom helmets

[abstract wraith]

Eventually I'll get my ass some minis but God they are expensive

[south jetty]

I ain't ever getting minis

[gaunt wind]

GW loves their plastic crack

[low barn]

Mine got lost in the Warp 10k years ago and came Out twisted and transformed. They are still loyal, are Seen as Heretics tho, cause of their Appearance and the fact they refuse to See the Emperor as god

[abstract wraith]

I have one of those heraldry sheets drawn up for my personal homebrew, but that's as far as I can get for drawing for it

[gaunt wind]

My favorite successor chapter is tough because I love so many lol

[south jetty]

Mine either look like scaly horned and maned humans or furries with horns/antlers so they're definitely not gonna be making it out unscathed

when your population is mostly abhumans and you're running out of options to fight the Chaos bullshit

[abstract wraith]

Favorite Loyalist chapter is Space Wolves
Successor/unknown is Carcharodons and favorite traitor is Death guard

[south jetty]

I ain't usually one for space marines is the funny part

Literally only felt like making ugly freak ones

[worn halo]

[south jetty]

I love them dearly

[abstract wraith]

Ogryn are my favorite 40k thing tho. I love me some Ogryn

[south jetty]

I love psykers, mutants, abhumans, Mechanicus shit

[gaunt wind]

I love the World Eaters, especially loyalist ones

[abstract wraith]

Darktide needs ogryn tusks

Shame we don't have it

[gaunt wind]

Loyalist marines from traitor chapters gotta be my favorite genre

[low barn]

Favourite Chapters for me are the Night Lords and The World eaters

On loyalist Iron Hands and Black Templars

[gaunt wind]

Night Lords such a mixed bag

[abstract wraith]

Least favorite Chaos chapter- Thousand sons

[gaunt wind]

Word Bearers because of Erebus

[worn halo]

Black Guard ☠️

[abstract wraith]

Fair enough

[south jetty]

I need to draw my space marine ripping the head off a Lord of Change

[simple drum]

Some more batman lore*

did you know GCPD is too scared to stop bruce from entering the evidence room

[molten matrix]

Night lords when they have to fight loyalist marines instead of defenceless imperial civilians

[delicate vapor]

Too uh

[low barn]

They are. But i Like the "I am fear" Style they have

[abstract wraith]

Im slowing getting my fiancee into 40k, so far it's DG, BA, Salamanders and Battle sisters

[gaunt wind]

Batman is dead rip

[simple drum]

I stole some items back out of the evidence room and the cops said “ well im not stopping him” and the other one said” well dont look at me”

[worn halo]

He died with Kevin Conroy

[gaunt wind]

They have so much potential just lost to the choices of Konrad and others, loyalist night lords would go hard

[simple drum]

dont remind me that batman is dead

[abstract wraith]

I feel like conceptually Night Lords don't work as Loyalists

They are inherently evil

[low barn]

Sevatar became a Grey Knight.

[simple drum]

Man when j was younger batman was my favorite superhero and he still is

[south jetty]

i must not make jokes

[simple drum]

Im starting to like green arrow though

[wooden creek]

Somebody should give a warrant of trade to an Ashen Claws marine, as a joke

[worn halo]

In blackest day ...

[gaunt wind]

I mean they don’t now because it’s full of murderers and scum but their original purpose was to serve justice

[worn halo]

in darkest night ...

[south jetty]

scawy

[worn halo]

No evil shall escape my sight ...

[gaunt wind]

Konrad just landed on a wretched hive of scum and villainy so the night lords would never serve their true purpose

[molten matrix]

Maybe dark heresy can do night lords justice