general-chat

[vestal mantle]

Hehehe... I see oil, I think Just Stop Oil, then I remind myself of when they tried to stop a truck of crude oil but it was vegetable oil

[jaunty path]

Uh yeah can I get a skibidi pizza with extra rizz sauce and put some kai cenat on it oh yeah and add family guy funny moments.

[little marten]

Just Stop Oil is literally funded by the oil companies

[jaunty path]

Just Start Oil

[vestal mantle]

They kinda went away

[devout tusk]

Olive oil

[little marten]

They do stupid shit here all the time annoyingly

[gilded socket]

Unofficial i drink car piss

(Oil)

[jaunty path]

Nah you get golden showers from speed mcqueen

[vestal mantle]

Last I heard of them the bri'ish started to really lock em down

[gilded socket]

Its a blessing to get a black gold shower from older cars

My car is old enough to be a cougar

To me

[glad spoke]

hi i just finish arbite level 30 , new to game and have not start havoc got all my stuff to 500 power . is it worth leveling up rank

is it worth the time

i need diamantine tho

[gilded socket]

Go to mortis trials

Thank me later

[jaunty path]

You're gonna regret leveling up everything to 500 after you learn about this thing called "dumpstats"

But yeah you might want to start playing mortis trials.

[gilded socket]

Agent

Agent

Angent

Analgent

[vestal mantle]

Ugh gotta shower

[gilded socket]

The rot

[vestal mantle]

Nah... Here in my state its been 95F and very humid

[glad spoke]

dumpstat?

so mortis trial best way to farm diamantine?

[gilded socket]

Correct

Don’t listen to others

Listen to me

[vestal mantle]

Kinda... At the end of mortis trial you get a ton of plasteel and diamente but you have to succeed

[devout tusk]

The stat that does not matter for a weapon. GO roll a profane until you get a 60/80 on that particular stat and you are good.

[gilded socket]

Be a winner not a coomer

[marsh iris]

auroc mortis 100 diamants only

[fierce cave]

[gilded socket]

Shut up garu

[glad spoke]

i keep doing damanation and auraic my team keep only helping get max around 100 diamantine

[little marten]

The minerals Marie

[glad spoke]

so i am confuse so if i want more diamatine i go for mortis or just contineu quickplay on damnation/auraic

[devout tusk]

Best way to farm diamantine is to forget there is diamantine and realize you have like 8k in the bank one day

[glad spoke]

i started only recently

[fiery wave]

Best is damnation, but you need to loot.

And win.

[jaunty path]

Just remember to have fun.

[vestal mantle]

Also if theres an event, do the event

I got 4000 last event

Made me happy

[glad spoke]

oh so normally quickplay damanation/auric. when any event live do it

[vestal mantle]

Also events are silly

[brave slate]

Fastest way is to buy the "Light of the Emperor™" resource booster which doubles your resource gain. You also get a free lootbox with every purchase

[vestal mantle]

Yea

[marsh iris]

marie they are minerals

[glad spoke]

@brave slate what are u wf player?

[devout tusk]

Also i know some ppl are touchy about it. But there is a great mod that highlights loot further away. Great for not missing a bunch of resources if you really are intent on maxing each mission.

[marsh iris]

damn only 40k dimantens

[gilded crown]

Who’s been wearing Miranda’s clothes?

[glad spoke]

ok so normally quickplay damanation/auric ,do event if live . and use loot mod

[marsh iris]

easy, be ammo hungry, you sure to find materials when you look for ammo

dump those loads kings

[halcyon glen]

[vestal mantle]

On a fun note, I found out about using a duelling sword and flamethrower

I feel silly strong

[little marten]

Dumping load boss 🫡

[fiery wave]

Yes, best way to farm. Don't do auric unless you want dockets specifically. More effort for damnation mats.

[gilded socket]

Gonns buy a old toyota truck

Blast nasheeds

Optional Dshk

Unironically i do like nasheeds

[brazen pelican]

Some are actually really beautiful, despite me not being to understand them at all.

[gilded socket]

The vocals

Are beautiful

Its kinda basic but El Azhar’s Djihad nasheed is nice asf

[halcyon glen]

Breasts

[little marten]

WuChang: Boob Souls

Sup of the clear water, but look not for clarity in the murky soul

[obtuse oak]

agreed

[halcyon glen]

E

Where is Hank?

[little marten]

Mall cop Hank rolling up on his Segway hide the popping candy

[brazen pelican]

If you ever have to ban someone, can you please call it "The Hank Spank!", please?

[obtuse oak]

I'm afraid I'm legally not allowed to do that

[brazen pelican]

Or "The Hank Shank", maybe.

[brazen pelican]

What kinda shit rule is that?

[obtuse oak]

safety regulations are written in blood, my friend.

[brazen pelican]

So are the violations of them.

[fiery wave]

Fear ppl queueing for it?

[obtuse oak]

idk i'm just yappin

[marsh iris]

hank of the lex

[brave slate]

They'd be Hankering for it

[little marten]

Blood of the servant, willing given

[fiery wave]

XD

[obtuse oak]

is that a fucking harry potter reference?

[brazen pelican]

Oh, fuck off.

[little marten]

Nyeeaghhhhhhhh

[obtuse oak]

man i had to rack my brain to place that line

i haven't read that book in 10 years or more

[fiery wave]

Could just be weird vampire cults thing.

[brazen pelican]

Wormtongue, Goblet.

[obtuse oak]

naw it's from goblet of fire

when they remake-- yeah.

well not wormtongue, that's lotr. wormtail

[little marten]

It’s a pretty good bit tbf the rat man says it

[brazen pelican]

Shit, you're right.

Seems I left my brain on the pillow, again.

[fiery wave]

To be fair, my brain deleted most of HP out of it.

[obtuse oak]

yeah you can poke a lot of holes into HP but it had a lot of cool shit going for it as well.

[brazen pelican]

I have more issues with the author than the story itself.

[obtuse oak]

same

but i smell a rule 11 violation so let's leave it at that

[brazen pelican]

Yes, sir!

[little marten]

Obviously big F to jk Rowling but the last book she.. and I hate to use the term, cooked hard

[fiery wave]

Then again, what an author writes is affected by how they think.

Skeeter is an allegory?

[obtuse oak]

yeah honestly, i don't think i have ever been as satisfied by the ending of a long running series as by deathly hallows.

it was tight.

[halcyon glen]

Tight

[young verge]

Oh hey, book critique.

[halcyon glen]

Tight tight tight

[fiery wave]

But yeah, being a trans magnet leads to having to drop the series hard.

[obtuse oak]

fair enough.

[young verge]

I honestly don't remember enough about Harry Potter, to critique it anymore.

[brazen pelican]

Trying to remember long stories with good endings. There are very few, sadly.

[obtuse oak]

it's super difficult to do

[halcyon glen]

There’s no Heisenberg in Harry Potter so B tier at best

[brazen pelican]

Shorter stories is much easier.

[obtuse oak]

i don't think the last eragon novel was bad but paolini had to reach for some powerful deus ex machina for that one lol

[little marten]

Chronicles of narnia ending 💀

[brazen pelican]

Haven't read of those at all. Oh, the Belgariad and the Malloreon had good endings.

[brave slate]

Magic nukes solve all plot problems you may have

[halcyon glen]

Tilda swinton is hot

My body left to rot in a hollow tree

[brazen pelican]

You're the phage tree, confirmed?

[young verge]

Eragon is like 50 shades of generic fantasy.

[halcyon glen]

Nah

Her best performance is the stars are out

[little marten]

Never read the eragon books are they worth it?

[young verge]

No

[obtuse oak]

nawwww i think eragon is alright. it's got a lot of heart.

[brave slate]

Not too bad considering Paolini was like what, 17? when he began writing

[fiery wave]

Can't be as bad as what I write on the go, lul.

[somber stream]

having my daily mandated grass touching session, will deal with this later

Whatever that is

[brazen pelican]

Have fun, Dad! :3

[obtuse oak]

it's not technically very proficient and it's not original at all, but considering that the first novel was written by a 17 year old, i think it's pretty good. i read them when i was the same age and enjoyed them a lot.

[fiery wave]

I told her about my Chaos Sister.

[little marten]

Hmm maybe I’ll give it a go then, I always kinda regretted not reading them - have just started Malazan actually so I’m told that might spoil my view of most fantasy after

[brazen pelican]

Miriael Sabathiel has a sister?!

[fiery wave]

Said I showed you.

[young verge]

No shade on him for making decent money out of it. They're just books written by a teenager for younger teenagers.

If that's your jam, go for it.

[obtuse oak]

malazan is something i still need to read

at some point i stopped reading. i blame smartphones or something

[little marten]

I’ve read like maybe half the first book and I gotta admit, it’s awesome. Really changed my view back to appreciating higher fantasy after the song of ice and fire

[fiery wave]

Do you want to be smacked out of the rations storage room?

[obtuse oak]

duly noted

[brazen pelican]

But what about Game of Thrones, Season 8?

[brazen pelican]

I may have been guided to the MRE storage.

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[little marten]

Or if you want some serious Pulitzer Prize winning stuff you can read my world of Warcraft roleplay fanfics 😉

[brazen pelican]

No more corpse starch for me!

[fiery wave]

You are going to burn alright.

[halcyon glen]

Yall read?

[obtuse oak]

I'm actually balls deep in the middle of writing an elder scrolls roleplay with some of my friends

[vale yarrow]

Has Darktide had a surge of popularity lately? I’m seeing a lot more mention of it in unrelated circles

[obtuse oak]

roleplay is so fucking cool

[brave slate]

You could tell that the teenage hormones were actin when he wrote Arya as a dommy elf mommy in tight black leather

[obtuse oak]

holy fucking shit i love writing

[young verge]

The only book series I will not hear nice things about is Wheel of Time.

Screw you, Wheel of Time.

[halcyon glen]

I’m writing uberstriek 5 x game of thrones fanfic

[brazen pelican]

Only time I feel not completely shit at writing. Love creating a good backstory.

[fiery wave]

It is, why do you think we do it?

[little marten]

You can’t just drop that and not give some deeets

[brazen pelican]

Five idiots just eradicating the Night King's army.

[halcyon glen]

Frank lohner feeds olyssa a pie made of UB5 ‘they’re here’

[vestal mantle]

Man... I smell nice now... Got my charcoal and clay soap

[brazen pelican]

An TTRPG rule system, or a story?

[obtuse oak]

oh well alright. it takes place in cyrodiil, 20 years after the oblivion crisis, during the interregnum period. we invented some daedric cult shenanigans and economic instability that drive the plot forwards. my character is an imperial silversmith that survived the destruction of kvatch with his intrepid young breton apprentice as an npc. he's a character i've been writing in various incarnations for 8 years, i could wax lyrical about how much i love him for hours

[obtuse oak]

story

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[thick coyote]

🔥

[brazen pelican]

Sniff sniff It's true! I approve of this one!

[obtuse oak]

we have some kind of homebrew rule system for the character sheet but otherwise it's freeform writing. we trust each other

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[brazen pelican]

Homebrew done right can make shit a million times better. Homebrew done wrong however...

[obtuse oak]

it's veeeeery light.

just a tier system for character skills, major and minor attributes, birthsign. basically flavour stuff.

[vestal mantle]

As a guy who works as a meat cutter some soaps just feel better for the day

[untold abyss]

I've seen like 5 fan made season 8's that are far superior to what we got Wish we could just retcon the entire season and do a re-make with some dedicated fan as the director

[obtuse oak]

someone just made an imga as a character so you know we're getting a lil crazy with it

[halcyon glen]

Rotblod

[brazen pelican]

Typically in character creation it's kinda hard to make homebrew ruin things, unless it's used to make one character a God, comparatively.

[fiery wave]

@brazen pelican Stay out of my stash or I will be forced to shoot.

[little marten]

dayumm that actually sounds insanely well considered

[brazen pelican]

I'll stay under your ever watchful eyes! 🫡

[supple thorn]

;p

[halcyon glen]

Get your dirty hands off my desert

[fiery wave]

Or just ask. >_>

[supple thorn]

Ello all.

[brazen pelican]

Never! A hunter does not ask permission of its prey!

[little marten]

Discord needs a cooking channel and a bi-weekly in-game short story submission channel

[supple thorn]

@fiery wave :p

[obtuse hornet]

Helop

[fiery wave]

You should know all too well, you drunkard of a brat.

[halcyon glen]

Does anybody here remember Vera lynn

[supple thorn]

How good the alcohol is, yep.

[obtuse oak]

it's actually really in depth LMFAO and we get so obsessed with it. i just wrote a 17 page collab with my friend who plays the love interest of my character and it's literally just them talking through their feelings and making dinner and shit, meanwhile i'm sitting there kicking my feet and giggling. and then the next day we'll be scouring lore pages to justify some new monster thing or fact check the political structure or whatever

[obtuse hornet]

The singer? No, she died long before I came about

[fiery wave]

[halcyon glen]

Very good

Nathan Adler very good

[little marten]

Sometimes what seems like the mundane is actually the most awesome to write haha and kinda make looking into the more exciting stuff so much more worth it

[supple thorn]

You can do that all you want. Im still gonna drink.

[obtuse oak]

so true bestie

[obtuse hornet]

Nuh uh, I'm very mediocre

[fiery wave]

I'll break you over my knee one of these days...

[halcyon glen]

Very good

I lost my writings

I usually write very abstract things when I’m not very sober

[obtuse oak]

if you have 100 pages of feelings and conversations and relationships to back up the emotional weight, then the cool fight scene with the bad guys has like 100x the stakes and it hits so different

[obtuse hornet]

Huh? What writtrtivcdjcss?

[halcyon glen]

A killer Christmas tree that absorbs souls

[supple thorn]

;p

[obtuse hornet]

That's got to be one of the most Harry Du Bois things I've ever heard

[halcyon glen]

I can share it

But I lost my polished version

[obtuse hornet]

I thought you lost it though?

[obtuse oak]

are you sober now?

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[little marten]

Share all writing! Love to read peoples stuff

[halcyon glen]

I’m clean for a year

Stay clean kings

Short kings 👑

[obtuse hornet]

This sounds epic

[obtuse oak]

keep it up fam

[marsh iris]

i lack empathy , i dont even know how my characters feel if i write up a story

[fiery wave]

Brat.

[halcyon glen]

Thank you Hank the DEA agent

[little marten]

I actually reconnected with my great aunt through writing, turns out she’s a really really good poet, problem is I’ve been working on a horror story and she’s quite proper so have spent weeks agonising over whether or not to send her this hyper violent soul destroying manuscript

Makes Christmas dinner troublesome

[supple thorn]

Meh. Least im not at bad as Lamia

[brazen pelican]

Yes? ..oOwOo..

[untold abyss]

is there a way to see the entire talent tree at once?

[fiery wave]

You even wanna put yourself next to him?

[obtuse oak]

do it

[supple thorn]

...fair.

[brazen pelican]

Do it, but do give her a warning.

[dry pebble]

thats like comparing the strenght of a horse to the strenght of a black hole

[fiery wave]

So now there's 3 brats. Sighs.

[obtuse hornet]

Don't thinks so, you just got to tough it out champ

[little marten]

I actually did last night, I had my partner proof read what I sent like 4 times too to make sure

[supple thorn]

You gotta work for my attention. :p

[fiery wave]

Or I ignore all three till they come begging for it, yes.

[dry pebble]

i thought one of the brats was you

[brazen pelican]

Keep ignoring me and the diminishing food supply aboard this vessel.

[obtuse hornet]

Same lmfao

[supple thorn]

She won't admit to it.

[versed holly]

is there a way to rejoin a havoc

if you accidentaly

left

[supple thorn]

Good luck, my power of attrition is great.

[brazen pelican]

Not besides regular reconnect, I guess.

[versed holly]

rip

i thought someone wanted to join my havoc mid playthrough for some reason

so i held f10 and it took me out

what a dumb feature

[little marten]

by the very definition of havoc, it is havoc

[dry pebble]

pure chaos

[halcyon glen]

Zealot inDT suggests that VT zealot and shade were a couple and had one or a few babies together. wham bam thank you maam. Since in DT zealot presumably down many generations had both VT zealot and shade’s talents IN ONE TREE! So DT zealot is a dark elf confirmed as well as a sigmar worshiper what heresy

[brazen pelican]

Calamity when?

Pandemonium when?

[little marten]

OMGGG HOW DID U GUESS THE NAME OF MY ROGUE TRADERS FLAGSHIP !!!

[dry pebble]

oh shit twin?! thats the name of my sea of thieves ship

[fiery wave]

I should cook the spess roach first.

[brazen pelican]

Given the "Nurgle" in your name here I'd guess it was "Born to shit, forced to wipe."

[obtuse hornet]

This theory alone is heresy

[little marten]

KINDRED SPIRITS, PRAY TO MEET

[halcyon glen]

It’s real

[brazen pelican]

zoidberg-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.gif

[little marten]

a regretful choice in hindsight

[brazen pelican]

Ado - Backlight, let's go! 🔥

[obtuse hornet]

I need the proofs! Show me the provens

[halcyon glen]

Just look at their talent trees

[obtuse hornet]

😔

[brazen pelican]

I too need the proof, for... Science. I'll reluctantly review it.

[little marten]

You guys ever listen to this song; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIHEd_qiac&list=RD3sIHEd_qiac&start_radio=1
while brandishing a butterknife and staring at the half eaten block of cheese in the fridge?

[brazen pelican]

Who doesn't eat the whole cheese in one sitting?

[obtuse hornet]

You'll eat the proof

[little marten]

oh to be young

[brazen pelican]

They're onto me. I've become predictable. Maybe I should see if I can get a favor from Tzeentch in return for some tomfoolery.

[supple thorn]

Hot chick with sword.

[halcyon glen]

Sienna

[warm jay]

Oh look at this guy

[supple thorn]

Game?

[warm jay]

Being so active in this server outta nowhere

[little marten]

nawwwh, sounds like you missed him

[halcyon glen]

Game is game

[brazen pelican]

Big fan of your work in the 1300's.

[supple thorn]

Fair.. I walked into that.

[obtuse hornet]

Ohhh yes, the arch predictable proof eater will turn to the arch troll of tomfoolery for unpredictable wisdom? Will this story have a happy predictable ending? Who knows

[warm jay]

Thank you, I get that a lot

[dry pebble]

I once heard someone call it the baboonic plague

[brazen pelican]

Either way it shall end just as planned. But what is the plan, does anyone know? Also I am Alpharius.

[warm jay]

Where does he live? I've got a few rats to send to his house

[obtuse hornet]

Oh look at this guy! He's karking spying on my shenanigans now?

[long sigil]

valheim time until update

[warm jay]

You aren't exactly subtle about it. Interacting with the people you apparently "loathe"

[little marten]

we are.. loathed? 😔

[dry pebble]

feared and loathed

[brazen pelican]

"Oh, so you're a Chaos fan. Name 10 named CSM!"

"Alpharius."

[warm jay]

Darktide of Loathing

[obtuse hornet]

Did you know...
I'm actually Alpharius?

[brazen pelican]

In Las Vegas. Go VGK!

[obtuse hornet]

Ok Nosferatu, calm down

[warm jay]

Anybody ever played those stick games?

West of Loathing?

[brazen pelican]

Spiderman meme moment.

[warm jay]

Shadow of Loathing?

[dry pebble]

ive played like an hour of kingdom of loathing

[obtuse hornet]

You said that! I think? Never have I ever used the word "loathe" except for refering to that one film

[warm jay]

Oh not just loathe my friend, I can think of a few words you've been calling the good people of this server

[obtuse hornet]

And the crowd went mild!

[little marten]

i feel like im watching some street improv between you two and eventually it'll turn out the message is to like stop littering

[warm jay]

The message is usually something like "Don't do meth" but it just applies for the two of us

[brazen pelican]

Were they demeaning? Dehumanizing? Humiliating, even? ..oOwOo..

[obtuse hornet]

This is next level gaslighting! You're just jealous I haven't been speaking to you for the hundredth time this week

[dry pebble]

its like catching an episode of some long running series and the characters are beefing and you don really get whats going on

[elder hare]

lmao no arbies drip update, rip

[dry pebble]

for the second time in a row

[little marten]

It’s worked tho, I’m hooked

[dry pebble]

And then they also hit us with the most dogwater cosmetics ever known

[obtuse hornet]

Yes you were!

[fiery wave]

Like they dropped a cash grab with nothing prepared and then it shows.

[warm jay]

Hah! Hardly. I just find it funny, is all..

Can't call it gaslighting when it's the truth

[elder hare]

sad part is, the same costume exists in the datamined folders. They just chose... not to

[dry pebble]

Every day it seems more and more that fatshark released Arbiter in a rush

[brazen pelican]

Me? Doubt it, I'd much rather be on the receiving end.

[obtuse hornet]

You hopped onto the sixth season of this series (it doesn't get any better from here)

[little marten]

I love this modern version of streetcar named desire

Stelllaaaaaaaa!

[dry pebble]

a discord server named darktide

[fiery wave]

Maybe to avoid the, recolors for $24 comments.

[brazen pelican]

Still think it is weird they haven't updated the initial loading screen to a picture with all five classes.

[brazen pelican]

Anya need more Stellas!

[obtuse hornet]

If it wasn't for your name, I'd be concerned...but it just makes sense😔

[obtuse hornet]

You invented the first gaslight!

[supple thorn]

That sounds normal for you.

[little marten]

Is this heretical?

[brazen pelican]

Bro gonna invent the induction-ignition next.

[brazen pelican]

No, Spy X Family is just really cozy.

[elder hare]

i know its hard for them to understand, but if they dedicated resources to..iunno, not spending time on recolors and instead worked on content, it could be a win

[warm jay]

You're just calling it "gaslighting" because you don't have any better arguments.

[little marten]

Ohh it’s a manga? This is gonna sound really lame but manga scares me

[obtuse hornet]

He's already invented the Pathetic Fallacy. He named it after his inner thoughts

[little marten]

why dont we heal this wound, you two start by listing 3 things you LIKE about each other

[obtuse hornet]

Where's the argument? What do I say? Nuh uh?

[dry pebble]

and at the same time, shipped a campaign where the new class doesnt really do anything and the story dont fit them at all
Also, with less penance cosmetics then all the other classes and completely out of the penance rewards, locking simple helmets in the fomo shop because they didnt make enough cosmetics to ship the class with and just having a very overtuned class

[fiery wave]

Recolours take like 1 hour tops for bigger profits.

[dry pebble]

Im really thinking now that just like the base game, arbiter needed more time in the oven

[obtuse oak]

I agree with that one

[warm jay]

Exactly, just take back what you said and admit that you're gay and you love everyone in here

[elder hare]

true, my thought is that it takes longer for GW to approve than for fatshark to apply new color palette. Maybe they are saving up for a cosmetic luxury gold pack for the august hotfixes

copium hit

[tacit geode]

They won't do that I don't think

The loading screen shows all the content in the base game

[obtuse hornet]

Uhhhhhhh NOTHING! I HATE HIM! I ONLY LOVE BIG BROTHER!

[fiery wave]

Who knows really.

[warm jay]

Oh Nathan, no. Without me, there is no you.

[little marten]

Love the energy! Love the passion! Let’s turn that love into love tho!

[obtuse hornet]

😭

No that is TOO MUCH

[fiery wave]

$8 to lift visor.

[obtuse hornet]

I did! For Big Big Big Big Big Brother!!!!

[fiery wave]

It's better to just not have a fomo shop release and just say it's coming soon than that.

[little marten]

The Fattest Shark is the one that eats all of the fish

[elder hare]

it costs money to get the lubricant for the visor hinge

[dry pebble]

legit they would catch a lot less flak if they did this

[little marten]

thats spooky im swapping sides

[warm jay]

But it's the truth, atleast that's what you make it out to be. You talk to people in here so much, it's like you ENJOY their company

[obtuse hornet]

That's NOT true! That CAN'T be true! It's NOT a thing! You'reNOT REAL

[supple thorn]

Truth

[dry pebble]

sorry i wasnt paying attention to this episode, is Nathar gay or crazy?

[jade fable]

This game needs more menus within menus

[warm jay]

It's more like an interactive series, you make him out what you want him to be

[obtuse hornet]

And not too long ago you said I "loathe" people in here

[dry pebble]

i want him to have wings

[little marten]

Menception

[obtuse hornet]

Now I love people in here?

[surreal ermine]

please no japanese game menu design

[obtuse hornet]

You'll have to figure this one out. It's one of THOSE shows

[jade fable]

Swedish menu design is kinda like abstract art

[warm jay]

Perception can be misleading, especially since you don't know what you're looking at. But maybe, just maybe, if you look at something hard enough, or long enough. The pieces start to come together.

[marsh iris]

lets love one another

[obtuse hornet]

I wish. If only😔 🙏

[jade fable]

Polishing my curio while I wait for my game to load

Im about to...

slay some heretics

[surreal ermine]

there is no love here this is The Grim Darkness Of The Future Where There Is Only War™

[obtuse hornet]

My conceptualisation isn't high enough for this yet

[warm jay]

I've been looking at you long enough to know what you think, know what you're gonna say. Something not even you can do with yourself.

[jade fable]

Do people even have girlfriends in the 41st century

[dry pebble]

Guilliman does

[jade fable]

Emperor shouldve made everyone male somehow

[surreal ermine]

all the male vets make out with the ogryns but thats it

[jade fable]

That way marryong your bro isn tgay

[dry bay]

FS really dropping the ball on Arbites cosmetic slop

[warm jay]

Maybe if you'd actually speak your mind and not waste your time with worthless words to appeal to me, you wouldn't have this problem

[dry pebble]

That wasnt in the job description!

[jade fable]

They should make silly hats for the doggos

[obtuse hornet]

Tzeentchian myth speaker! You're not THAT GUY!

[warm jay]

No, I'm better.

[jade fable]

Whats the next fatshark game

[dry pebble]

sharktide

[obtuse hornet]

You're not THAT guy either😭

[jade fable]

Take place in the ocean

[obtuse hornet]

Are they at least fat?

[fiery wave]

Yep. Nobody would complain about the lack of a commisary update for arby as well since there's an excuse for it if there was no fomo shop.

[surreal ermine]

you stand on a boat in the middle of the ocean and maybe once every 3 months or so a shark might show up

[jade fable]

Are bee tees?

[devout tusk]

Dropping the ball on basic cosmetics to sometimes. You want to buy that flak helmet thats chalk white? Looks great on everything you have to pair it with..

[dry pebble]

the fattest

[fiery wave]

I mean, greed is real.

[obtuse hornet]

Woah

[jade fable]

Just chubby at first until the dlc

[fiery wave]

The female loose cannon takes female zealots and female psykers to bed.

[warm jay]

I can see I've fried your brain too much for now, it's best to let you rest

[jade fable]

I play a female zealot

[supple thorn]

Ssssshhhhhhh

[dry pebble]

guess who has a female loose canon

[somber stream]

Oh okay, you showed me plenty alright

[jade fable]

I modeled her after a Catholic zealot I know irl

[somber stream]

Danke ❤️

[warm jay]

I'm off to go lick minerals outside

Take care folks

[somber stream]

-# Still not thy dad

[mossy solstice]

Hmm, event missions, yet no event announcement?

[jade fable]

What are you a goat

[dry pebble]

parrot in the amazon moment

[warm jay]

The greatest of all time, yeah

[obtuse hornet]

Whatever you say🙄
As long as your delusions don't leak into the real world

[warm jay]

Don't say "leak" in this server, for God's sake..

[devout tusk]

Modeled with what? the 7 street walker faces available? Or are you talking about the cosmetics cus thats based if she dress like that.

[obtuse hornet]

My Zealot is NOT safe

[fiery wave]

REJECTED.

[dry pebble]

Rejects will rise

[obtuse hornet]

No an actual goat

[supple thorn]

Didnt reject Marcinia.

[fiery wave]

Who else?

[obtuse hornet]

Oh yeah, forgot where I was for a second

[fiery wave]

Yep. Much lesbian heresy to be shared.

[somber stream]

Not in public..

[supple thorn]

True

[jade fable]

Just had some rice topped with leaks

[somber stream]

I swear i'm not a heretic chat

[fiery wave]

No female zealots can be, unless they get annoying and call out the emperor only in bed.

[dry pebble]

bro dont you hangout with the buttplug club?

[jade fable]

Trust me female zealots are real

[fiery wave]

She's a zealot, what did you expect?

[surreal ermine]

new ogryn weapon

[jade fable]

I know one irl who literally dhoutsnher ooints across

[somber stream]

The name explains itself

[fiery wave]

Fine... hrmph.

[low hemlock]

yeah and I wouldn’t lick the robo toes of Hadron. Big whoop Pal we all aint innocent here

[obtuse hornet]

Mine never stops talking about the emperor even in bed

[low hemlock]

[dry pebble]

poor heretics

[lilac crag]

hiya again folks

[somber stream]

You do know she never wash those right?

The flesh is weak and all that jazz

[fiery wave]

I guess a gag exists. But consent is a must anyway so meh.

[somber stream]

Ello Alex

[lilac crag]

My good friend licht.........

hola

[dry pebble]

but when i make crass jokes im a freak. im a weirdo.

[supple thorn]

Mornin/evening

[lilac crag]

couldn't have been worse than chat about some hours ago

[dry pebble]

chat is always

[lilac crag]

hehe. afternoon. I win.

[obtuse hornet]

I doubt this is in the Lex! (Or is it? Those Arbitrators do say and wear suspect things)

[supple thorn]

Damn, the one I didnt put down. Well played.

[fiery wave]

[obtuse hornet]

You've now become the radio head

[brazen pelican]

There is an anime for it, as well. It is super wholesome and cute.

[tired steeple]

is the dump stat on relic blade once again mobility

[somber stream]

One day chat will go for a whole 24 hours wihout mentioning Femboy

One day, surely.

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[low hemlock]

guess tha means
I gotta clean em all up like Silo Cluster’s Water Supply

[fiery wave]

You just did it.

[tired steeple]

Awesome thanks

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like he's a really good guy, then.

[somber stream]

Because you lot already mentioned it like 251261363 times today already

[supple thorn]

Nope, 23 hours and 57 mins.

[obtuse hornet]

Look where you are! We all know that'd never be even remotely possible

[warm jay]

The best

[somber stream]

One day

[dry pebble]

you speak this every time we arent talking about it

i know what you are

[brazen pelican]

Jokes on you, my grimdark reality is there is only headpats and biomass.

[lilac crag]

a femboy knight would be nice to have around here

[somber stream]

only because you people kept bringing it up

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pato-meme-yo-culpable-señalar-gif-10642603499301365171

[supple thorn]

You volunteering?

[brazen pelican]

Not if I can fucking help it.

[obtuse hornet]

That day will be in your dreams! Perhaps even nightmares

[dry pebble]

be the change you want to see in the world

[low hemlock]

Femboyz?

Lets talk about Dommy Mommies instead

[marsh iris]

screw all of that, tomboys NOW

[brazen pelican]

road-to-el-dorado-both.gif

[lilac crag]

good question. but no. I am not within the planes of gender, nor do I seek to be seen as desirable. I seek to make one of you kill eachother through gaslighting or ragebaiting

[somber stream]

Spotify just recommened me something

https://open.spotify.com/track/0zMgyWRfTJXZxER2DsyvjD?si=62f28d14191b4f36

[obtuse hornet]

Here we go again😔

[dry pebble]

great song

i like neil cicierega

[worn halo]

new cosmetics ... 🤮

[fiery wave]

The counter starts the last time it's said, not on a weekly/daily reset.

[lilac crag]

[supple thorn]

The game is afoot then. Ill be watching you. O.o

[somber stream]

Fair, starts.... now.

[brazen pelican]

Don't think I've said it today.

[somber stream]

So, don't

[lilac crag]

do it.

[brazen pelican]

What was I not supposed to say, again?

[lilac crag]

manifest your indulgences into reality

[somber stream]

Lovely weather today innit?

[little marten]

CREATURES OF HABIT ARE WE NOT

[fiery wave]

Hot and wet?

[somber stream]

WE ARE SO LET'S FIGHT IT

[brazen pelican]

Fursdeeh, innit?

[obtuse hornet]

That's what the Aeldar said before-

[brazen pelican]

The most happy occasion.

[little marten]

FINE ILL PUT A TSHIRT ON

[lilac crag]

I bow to whatever chaos God conveniences me the most at the time of the occasion

one day I might align with Slaneesh. tomorrow khorne. next week tzeench! who knows? I don't. maybe.

[dry pebble]

stop bending over to the ruinous powers

[obtuse hornet]

Oh yeah it was happy...for a brief moment, I'm sure

[lilac crag]

it's fun

[somber stream]

A pair of pants too, while you're at it

[lilac crag]

you would have to give me something more entertaining

[obtuse hornet]

Just go undivided already😩

[fiery wave]

Stop acting like you have a stick up yers.

[brazen pelican]

Aftermath was happier.

[little marten]

bold of you to assume im not already wearing the same pair of pj's ive been wearing all week

[dry pebble]

i'm team imperium

[lilac crag]

I too am team imperium

when it's funny

[dry pebble]

its always funny

[brazen pelican]

Same, definitely.

[fiery wave]

And most of them have a stick up their rear access ports.

[somber stream]

In this heat? It's somehow worse

[urban adder]

"Rotten armour" special event?

[lilac crag]

funny yes, funnier than the chaos gods? not always

[low hemlock]

Folding to chaos gods, come on vro Ones smelly green, got elmo, the purple guy and freddy freakster

[obtuse hornet]

Truly the happiest! Eternal happiness, even

[worn halo]

What .... you dont want to be hugged to death by a nurglespawn that doesn't realize he is digesting you through his skin secretions ?

[dry pebble]

and if you want to get those femzealots and fempsykers you should get on the team's ruleset

[fiery wave]

The lvl of gross is next.

[lilac crag]

my greatest form of entertainment, truly

[little marten]

They’re quite airy actually and sometimes I roll the legs up like I’m a 12 year old dockworker off to catch some crawfish

[low hemlock]

nah fam Chaos aint the way

[jade fable]

Hows life in the hive

[supple thorn]

Likewise and give me more booze.

[lilac crag]

besides. Freddy freakster can be applied to 70% of the people here

look at licht

[fiery wave]

Don't need to, they'll flock if they wanna.

[jade fable]

30k>40k

[ionic owl]

Ima jump in here sorry- anyone have issues with always getting the same missions in quick play? Levelling on malice atm

[jade fable]

Truth

[brazen pelican]

Definitely the worst of them.

[obtuse hornet]

He doesn't get his name for nothing

[lilac crag]

yup. you're the exception of course!

[low hemlock]

it’s gud, got homies that’ll stab me 4 fod or wata

lifes good

[fiery wave]

REJECTED. Beg for it if you want it.

[brazen pelican]

Indeed.

[round mica]

HAHAAHA I WAS FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT THE SLOP ROTATION

[brazen pelican]

Best I can do is Monster.

[jade fable]

Slop

[lilac crag]

I got root beer

that's abt it

[dry pebble]

this is common because of the map rotation, its not a bug, its just coincidence because more players are playing this specific map and you end up there with matchmaking

[little marten]

DONT DRINK MONSTER PLEASE

[jade fable]

Maybe they updated the algo for map rotation to preserve server resources $

[supple thorn]

Redbull.

[somber stream]

I forgot to look at his name sometimes

[jade fable]

Redbull

[fiery wave]

We all expected slop anyway.

[somber stream]

So true!

[somber stream]

Yep.

[fiery wave]

True.

[round mica]

yeah but i called out a specific thing

[jade fable]

Who here wants to join me in stroking the pages of their lex

[little marten]

Wait is that about me lol

[ionic owl]

Ah makes sense ty - best bet just to choose individual missions then?

[round mica]

i said there was gonna be a recolour set for all characters

[fiery wave]

24 for SGD$16.

[round mica]

and lone behold

[little marten]

Uh.. yeah?

[somber stream]

I like the WW2 US helmet for vet

[round mica]

it’s that damn white set but tan

[obtuse hornet]

I'm off

[dry pebble]

you should have expected the slaanesh crew to judge the ways of papa nurgle

[supple thorn]

Don't tell me the cost. I know it, i live it.

[obtuse hornet]

I need to read something important

[ionic owl]

Ty

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[round mica]

god i should work for fatshark studios

[low hemlock]

Premieum Shop alwayz gets recolors Pal

With a cherry on top Arbites still didn’t get no drip TWICE in a row

[little marten]

Atrophy outlives all yet never lived at all

[low hemlock]

[dry pebble]

if you want to pick what to play thats the best

[worn halo]

lo and behold 😛

[storm ember]

shop rotation and no arbitrator items? cmon halowette

[round mica]

an entire recolour set for every class? not always

[ionic owl]

Tyty

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I don't judge, I get intrigued.

[round mica]

which is what i called out

[ionic owl]

Sorry everything’s still new to me lmao

[round mica]

[little marten]

Slaneesh is cool and everything but don’t you guys ever just look at the warming comforting glow of the toaster and think “yeah, I’ve got enough for now”

[round mica]

i’m gonna apply fatshark studios

and delete the vesture shop

[brazen pelican]

Sure thing! Sips Monster.

[round mica]

make it ogryn only

[low hemlock]

dont fret lil pal…..you’ll soon get used to it

[somber stream]

There is a pattern to Monster drinkers

Very evident in this server

[proper valley]

Wait what are the cosmetics this week

[ionic owl]

Aye we’re getting there

[round mica]

shit in a toilet bowl

[low hemlock]

C R E A M

[brazen pelican]

Hey, this one is peachy!

[dry pebble]

youre baiting so hard Licht

[little marten]

Monster cans are simply too big it’s intimidating for a gentleman like myself with smaller hands

[proper valley]

Energy drinks are cringe

[somber stream]

What I'm saying is, they share the same trait

[dry pebble]

thank the emperor we are kinda dumb and most wont get it

[somber stream]

Staying up very very late

[brazen pelican]

uno-reverse.gif

[proper valley]

No u

[brazen pelican]

Addicted to headpats.

[low hemlock]

pulls out +4 card

[round mica]

well i wake up early, so beat that buddy

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[fiery wave]

I don't drink Monsters, shit's karking expensive.

[somber stream]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[somber stream]

Very true, i prefer Redbull or Lipovitan myself

[supple thorn]

pat pat there you go.

[fiery wave]

Shush.

[little marten]

An acceptable excessive indulgence, I concede 1 point and 1 point only in favour of slaneeshi

[proper valley]

Puts a +4 on your +4

[supple thorn]

You are too.

[fiery wave]

Celsius.

[proper valley]

Why is everyone obsessed with Celsius. Fahrenheit is better

[brazen pelican]

Puts down a "Join Chaos or draw 25".

[round mica]

Celsius is more expensive than monster and redbull in the US

[dry pebble]

say that to nasa

[little marten]

Oh damn dude now I know you just didn’t really say that

[proper valley]

I’d rather join chaos

[proper valley]

Feet are way better

And miles

And inches

[round mica]

foot fetish confirmed

[proper valley]

Centimeters suck ass

[round mica]

mods, ban him

[somber stream]

Hmmmmm, never had those

[proper valley]

NO

[little marten]

Ok now you’re really starting something, you better hold me back
!!!

[worn halo]

He needs to disagree with 80% of the rest of the worlds measurement systems ?

[lilac crag]

screenshot gallery expanded!

[proper valley]

The imperial system is way better than the metric system

[little marten]

The only reasonable measurement is faith

[brazen pelican]

Twelve toes to a handegg, three handeggs to a snake.

[proper valley]

NO

[low hemlock]

Takes out choose any color card w/ +4, deflects back to u

choose which color

♟️

[brazen pelican]

5280 handeggs to a river.

[dry pebble]

meanwhile meters: ten

[proper valley]

I already called uno and won

[little marten]

I can run 100 metres in 8.7 seconds

[dry pebble]

usain?

[proper valley]

Meters are just dumb

[low hemlock]

[fiery wave]

Yes, still shush.

[surreal ermine]

by the emperor these arbitrators queueing for auric since their release are DOGS

[little marten]

More like insane!! Hahahahha

[proper valley]

[low hemlock]

damn got beaten bu a taco no less

[brazen pelican]

No, their companions are.

[dry pebble]

hahaha good one chap, that will rattle our lads at the factory

[little marten]

I like to pretend I can run really fast on the internet because it’s incredibly unnecessary

[proper valley]

[low hemlock]

fair game

[proper valley]

Water boiling at 212 makes it actually sound hot

[supple thorn]

gives you head pats and scratches behind your ears. sure.

[fiery wave]

They okay, get orange.

[little marten]

How can you incinerate steak yet know the boiling point for water

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message
Drip

[brazen pelican]

Water freezing at 32F is fucking weird.

[proper valley]

No

It’s normal

[brazen pelican]

Are feet and inches tied to volume measurements?

[dry pebble]

Simo Hayha drip, looks good

[proper valley]

You can have cubic feet and cubic inches

[dry pebble]

Just like some other measurament

[little marten]

You got a cubic head you dork

[brazen pelican]

How many fluid ounces in a cubic feet?

[proper valley]

No u

[fiery wave]

Mew. Baps.

[little marten]

No!!!

[brave slate]

You know what they say about big feet, you got more inches 😏

[elder merlin]

Sloptide

[proper valley]

957.506

[somber stream]

Yeah getting the Vox as well, WW2 Radioman larping

[drowsy lynx]

Fahrenheit was made for measuring temps in relation to a human's environmental comfort, Celsius was made for measuring temps of things in labs

[dry pebble]

God the imperial system is so whack what the fuck is that

[proper valley]

That’s why Fahrenheit is better

[brazen pelican]

How many liters (water) in a cubic decimeter?

[dry pebble]

unfathomably based

[proper valley]

1

[little marten]

My watering can holds 3.5 litres

[elder merlin]

[dry pebble]

bask in that

[supple thorn]

;p

[proper valley]

Big shoes

[proper valley]

It’s dumb

[dry pebble]

divisibility by 10 is overpowered

[proper valley]

Measuring baking supplies in cups and tablespoons and teaspoons is easier

[little marten]

Guys where can I post a picture of my garden

I’m gonna caption it nurgles garden and it’ll be really funny

[dry pebble]

post it in #pet-tide and say you are a plant dad

[brazen pelican]

I would find those terms acceptable.

[proper valley]

Can plants be dads

[little marten]

DONE.

[brazen pelican]

There are male/female flowers, so probably?

[dry pebble]

i too love measuring with gizmos and doohickeys when 7492 haystacks can be converted to 7 jugs

[proper valley]

Aren’t all flowers both male and female

[little marten]

I have to water the plants once a day that’s considerably more parenthood than people with human children in my area

[proper valley]

I forgot

[brazen pelican]

No.

Hence the need for pollination.

[little marten]

Not the Bee’s!!

[proper valley]

You just made it over complicated. It’s not

[proper valley]

Oh right I’m dumb

[dry pebble]

thats how the imperial system is really

[proper valley]

No

[brazen pelican]

1 mile is 1760 yards or 5280 feet. Is he really overcomplicating it?

[proper valley]

Just memorize it

[fiery wave]

Depends on the plant.

[dry pebble]

or you could go metric and just multiply by 10

[fiery wave]

Some have both.

[proper valley]

No

[little marten]

wtf is a yard

Like numerically

[brazen pelican]

Three feet.

[proper valley]

.914 meters

[little marten]

That’s so dumb just say three feet dammit

[brave slate]

So how much is one backyard?

[signal mason]

Now whats a farenheit

[brazen pelican]

Best I can do is twelve inches.

[dry pebble]

three backfeet

[little marten]

That’s how my wife found her boyfriend

Ayyyyyyyy

[proper valley]

Excuse me?

[dry pebble]

you can pass

[final herald]

Are you fighting with the metric and imperial system?

[signal mason]

Metric system is so dumb

[proper valley]

THANK YOU

[dry pebble]

like world science consensus disagrees but go off

[fiery wave]

To be fair, she probably left because you failed to shower for what, a week now?

[signal mason]

Oh bloody hell, i need a gram meaduring cup and a 10 gram measuring cup and a 100 gram measuring cup

[dry pebble]

a gram measuring cup is like a polly pocket toy

[final herald]

No idiot you use the 100 gram and fill it to the 10 gram line

[signal mason]

But I need 496 grams of flour

[little marten]

Tuesday at around 8:23pm I believe I showered, I remember because I was going to do it at 6pm but I spent 2 hours looking at the ps store complaining how ill never buy anything because Sony’s pricing is insane

[dry pebble]

Its so funny that the imperialheads cannot even comprehend that metric has a whole multiplication by 10 thing going on

[signal mason]

Let me get my nano decimeter rated monocle to peer into the decigrams to clnfirm I am not overflowering it

[dry pebble]

see

[brave slate]

Silly Americans. Imagine not having a measuring cylinder or volumetric flask in your kitchen for perfect fluid measurements

[final herald]

You're just describing brits using imperial now

[little marten]

I’m just stirring the pot because I have 0 understanding of either and cannot fathom distance

[brazen pelican]

Imperial is easier, just memorize it.

[signal mason]

I know, I dislike the british

[little marten]

Fair

[dry pebble]

i have bad news about the rest of the world

[signal mason]

And the french (hence why I hate metric)

[final herald]

Mfw I need to count to 10 (I cannot do it, I will count to 12 instead)

[signal mason]

Oh no my magic root kilogram is now .0052 grams off

[little marten]

It’s not a good time to be British I have to submit my passport to look at boobs come tomorrow

[proper valley]

Exactly

[brazen pelican]

Well, French counting uses both base-10 and base-20.

[proper valley]

Oh no my croissant didn’t use 442 grams of flour

[signal mason]

Yes

[proper valley]

Like so stupid

[signal mason]

And they eat ham and butter sandwhiches

[final herald]

These aren't real words

[brazen pelican]

I'm sorry, I need a wrench that is 17/32's.

[fiery wave]

Metric better for recipies.

[little marten]

These savages use ounces

[proper valley]

I have nothing to measure grams with in my house

[little marten]

Or do we use ounces I don’t know

[proper valley]

Ounces are so easy

[brave slate]

0-60 mph
Sounds slow, weak, disgusting
0-100 km/h
Sounds fast, powerful, big number, superior

[elder merlin]

I just eyeball stuff

[proper valley]

No

[signal mason]

0-140 mph, actually speed

[little marten]

Just use grams bro you can get these cute little plastic spoons that say 1 gram on them

[fiery wave]

That only works if you git gud already.

[dry pebble]

guys you... you are really making fun of arbitrary measuraments when none of your scales is an even number?

Metric is just 10

[proper valley]

Why would I do that

[brazen pelican]

It's really weird to me when cooking youtubers convert to metric and use grams for liquids.

[signal mason]

Yes because its fumny

[little marten]

It might be something cool for us to share together

[proper valley]

Why are you so brainwashed

[dry pebble]

But youre making fun of a thing that imperial does

[proper valley]

We can share a nice meal

[signal mason]

They both do it

[little marten]

You have the diet of a steam train engine

[proper valley]

Trains don’t eat

[final herald]

Its either lack of knowledge or trolling. It's up to the crowd which one it is.

[little marten]

Coal

[proper valley]

Trains don’t eat

[signal mason]

Trains consume flesh

[brazen pelican]

Open wide, here comes the meat train.

[little marten]

Explain this then https://images.app.goo.gl/7zfDG1uzDNCwTAjX7

[final herald]

Thats a link

[elder merlin]

I aint, but i still do it

[signal mason]

Embed fail

[elder merlin]

[brave slate]

Trains are shy creatures. They only eat in front of people they trust

[fiery wave]

1:1 to ml to them.

[little marten]

How can one gram of liquid be the same as one gram of solid

[dry pebble]

we use liter for liquid

[proper valley]

EW NO

[elder merlin]

Its sorcery

[proper valley]

Liter? More like LOSER

[brazen pelican]

Different liquids weigh differently, due to density.

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

I tried to put my liquid on the scales and then I couldn’t scoop it back up

[proper valley]

[brave slate]

You're supposed to slurp up any excess liquids

[brazen pelican]

Oh, you're meant to lick it up and spit it back into the bowl.

[dry pebble]

great minds think alike

[proper valley]

What a terrible day to be able to read

[brazen pelican]

But fools rarely differ.

[little marten]

One moment just need to contact the ecclesiarch before we continue

[dry pebble]

that actually got me thinking about the system the imperium uses

[somber stream]

It's metric

[little marten]

Is metric the cool one?

[somber stream]

Klom = Kilometer

[somber stream]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

I love how Americans likes to shit on metric, until they realize their two favorite things primarily uses metric.

[somber stream]

Boolet?

[timber granite]

Metric for sure, they need logic

[dry pebble]

guns and whats the other?

[little marten]

Do Americans measure things in tea/tablespoons?

[brazen pelican]

Why not just "km"?

[final herald]

What the fuck is a klom

[brazen pelican]

Drugs.

[dry pebble]

REAL

[final herald]

Klommie popleganda

[somber stream]

Try speaking

"one klom" vs "one kay EHM"

[little marten]

KLOM, oh great render of flesh and breaker of souls

[final herald]

Its klommering time

[somber stream]

Never read a 40k book before?

[final herald]

I just say "kilometer" at that point

[dry pebble]

Klom doesnt care where the meters flow, only that they flow

[somber stream]

I recommend Ciaphas Cain series

[brazen pelican]

While speaking I am used to people just saying "kilometer". It's just four syllables.

[final herald]

I have read infinite and the divine and twice dead king

[little marten]

The blind lady in fantastic 4 has obviously felt a rock before so she knew the guy was a rock so basically she has a thing for rocks

[final herald]

Have not yet seen "klom"

[brazen pelican]

MOOD-KINDRED!?

[dry pebble]

I read that in the Pillarstodes voice from tts

[somber stream]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imperial_Guard_Terms#K

Search "Klom"

[little marten]

Gurl probably took a breeze-block to prom

[brazen pelican]

Interesting. I have now aquired more knowledge. Thanks, Dad! ♥

[final herald]

Ahead of you broski

Looks to be specific to the valhallan dialect?

[somber stream]

... is 40K no?

[brazen pelican]

By Odin's singular eye!

[somber stream]

Still use to describe Kilometres

Hence, they use metric in space

[drowsy prawn]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

[signal mason]

Knots

[nocturne bloom]

I can officially say i fixed my clutch pedal with a paper towel

Pro mechanic

[proper valley]

KILOMETERS ARE AN AFFRONT TO HUMANITY

[final herald]

Yes....what does this have to do with me not seeing a book with klom in it meaning I have never read a 40k book

[proper valley]

LETS ALL AGREE TO BAN KILOMETERS

[little marten]

Give us a library tour or you’re a phony!!

[somber stream]

I assumed you haven't, didn't mean to claim that you didn't. Do accept my apology

[stable fox]

So, is shop slop refreshed?

[nocturne bloom]

WAHT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅 🦅 🦅

[final herald]

Im not the one here arguing against metric in the first place anyways 😭

[dry pebble]

who else votes to ban imperial? 🖐️

[little marten]

Another brother gunned down, caught by strays

[final herald]

[proper valley]

Nobody

[brazen pelican]

We can use Swedish miles, instead. Which is 10 kilometers.

[proper valley]

The Swedish don’t know what they’re doing anyway

[dry pebble]

one more then yours

[drowsy prawn]

What's going on here, are the Americans going after the metrics system?
There's no oil there

[brazen pelican]

Bro never heard of the Nobel prize.

[proper valley]

Don’t Swedes hunt for mystical fairies or something

Or is that Norway

[worn halo]

I'm Dutch ... this is true

[final herald]

No but I have heard of the butsquid engine

[dry pebble]

dont you have a shooting or something to attend to

[final herald]

Im not changing that

[proper valley]

Cee wtf

[final herald]

This engine is henceforth to be called buttsquid

[little marten]

🚨

[analog marsh]

Ban Americans? Ok.

[marsh iris]

kilometer is 1000 meters

[dry pebble]

Its american culture

[little marten]

Go back to America!!!

[final herald]

Most americans do not know how many feet are in a mile

[proper valley]

I’m also a European

I have dual citizenship

[nocturne bloom]

Feet?

[dry pebble]

half based

[marsh iris]

americans like feet huh

[proper valley]

Therefore it is possible for Europeans to accept the true measurements

Of imperial

[final herald]

A british invention

However, yes

[brazen pelican]

The true measurements that most countries that had them moved away from?

[proper valley]

They need to become enlightened again

[final herald]

Why do you think the catholic church got so crazy about ankles

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like evolving backwards to me, but fair enough.

[little marten]

I have significant ties to the catholic church please stop

[blissful kiln]

based

[somber stream]

Oh noes

[final herald]

No

[proper valley]

Are you the pope

[final herald]

[little marten]

No I have a crazy anecdote about the ‘pope’ tho but I’ve decided I cba to type it

[proper valley]

Can’t be arsed?

[little marten]

Ayyy

[proper valley]

So British

[little marten]

Ello lad

[proper valley]

Are you a Brit

[little marten]

Sadly

[brazen pelican]

What kind?

[fiery wave]

I know, but the youtubers treat it like that so...

[little marten]

Land of Reeds

[final herald]

I've heard "arse" from too many kentuckites

[proper valley]

Who tf in Kentucky says arse

[brazen pelican]

True. Well for most liquids involved in baking and cooking, beside oils the differences are negligible.

[final herald]

People?

[brazen pelican]

It's just, weird.

[proper valley]

Just use cups

Problem solved

[final herald]

"Git yer arse outta there"

• said to a dog in the kitchen

[little marten]

I was born in the hive city

[blissful kiln]

Birmingham?

[brazen pelican]

I'll go ahead and measure up 13/18th's of a cup.

[little marten]

The bigger shitter one

[fiery wave]

True. Just odd.

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv7jcciKB_s

I'm obligated to post this whenever i cross path with a Brit

[proper valley]

Liverpool?

[fiery wave]

Oh no, all three brats are on.

[proper valley]

Brats?