general-chat

[somber stream]

Will fit well with my Valhallan outfit

[little marten]

I think the Psyker set looks fucking awesome but I won’t be spenny a penny because FatShark owes me 9k aquillas still

[elder stone]

The psyker set is just the truskan reskin

[gilded socket]

Might just cop the cranial augments ngl

Shits so ass its moved me to tears

[somber stream]

No Arbites rotation

[halcyon glen]

Melee only

[somber stream]

Again

[little marten]

Seems a bit counter productive for them not to be launching loads of arbites products given it’s still the hot new piece of ass, probably make them good cash

[gilded socket]

But oh wait

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message

For folks here who need the pics

[somber stream]

Fatshark, what can i say

[gilded socket]

Let me wait 5 fucking years for armageddon steel legion

We dont even have a good solo book

Let alone cosmetics you can just get

They need to have a catalog to buy from

But i guess they dont want to print money

[little marten]

POINT AND LAUGH AT FATSHARK FOR BEING SCARED OF MONEY

[devout tusk]

Let me enlighten you about "Garum"

[somber stream]

Reskinned Helbore

Look exactly like the basic one

Holy shit

[marsh iris]

fish sauce yum

[gilded socket]

Can we like sue them

This is outrageous

[gilded crown]

Good day femboytiders

[somber stream]

"Just don't buy bro"

[gilded crown]

Furrytide

[gilded socket]

I dont buy snyways

IM WATING FOR THE STEEL LEGION

[somber stream]

There are 3 set, bound to have one of those back in rotation till the end of this year

[gilded socket]

3 sets?

Hummina hummina

[little marten]

I have been enlightened tbh, had no idea that existed and was the precursor for Worcester sauce.. that being said I will not be touching garum

[somber stream]

Fish sauce taste amazing

[blazing hawk]

Krieg is overrated

[shy sandal]

Sue Fatshark, maybe.

Sue Tencent, prolly not.

Commodore is owned by them

[jaunty path]

Rong

[blazing hawk]

I'm right

I'm John cadia

[jaunty path]

running into death is pawesome

[devout tusk]

I make garum. Not roman made because i would be evicted. But a modern recipy is to boil wholefish with origano and honey for hours then strain it until a clear honey coloured product

[gilded crown]

Rite

[gilded crown]

Furry language

[blazing hawk]

We do that too and everything else better than those steel legion posers

[jaunty path]

Most of this server are furries

[little marten]

That sounds kinda nice tbf, does it have that prawny taste like eastern fish sauce? Cause that I can’t handle

[halcyon glen]

I can’t wait to play DT

[gilded crown]

Furry/femboytide

[jaunty path]

MMmm no but you're not dehumanized as severely so you're LAME

[shy sandal]

Krieg is like the Black Templars, as in people who don't know 40k still know them and yell dead memes about them

[blazing hawk]

Correct

95% of Krieg "fans" don't own krieg models

[devout tusk]

I mean a prerequisit is to like fish. It tastes of the sea. is the closest i can discribe. Meant to be used as condiment in stews etc

[jaunty path]

Yall have names, not numbers. you're not even born out of a factory

[blazing hawk]

I own a thousand points of cadians and 1.5k in Imperial fists

[gilded crown]

I am with name

[shy sandal]

I need to paint mine, i was doing a Khorne paint scheme

[halcyon glen]

Dovahbear lost his name

[blazing hawk]

Red gold brass?

[jaunty path]

I have the book does that count

[gilded crown]

Like I always say, a person who loses a name feels anxiety descending

[little marten]

In that case maybe I judged garum too harshly, does it reek of fish when you make it?

[blazing hawk]

I have fall of cadia so that cancels your book out

[jaunty path]

I have horus rising

I win

[shy sandal]

Red coats, dark leather, green angry eyes and energy weapons.

[halcyon glen]

O machine

[blazing hawk]

Peak will destroy your mid book

[gilded socket]

Yeah

[halcyon glen]

What’s a horus

[blazing hawk]

Kriegers will never see the scene where Creed oils up and does the thug shaker infront of Abbadon

[devout tusk]

Yeah it does. And it smells to. But its the same as with fermented herring, Smell is not at all how it tastes.

[gilded crown]

Whores heresy

[halcyon glen]

Aqshy Lannister

[shy sandal]

Fuck off. lmao

Is Trazyn the headlamp in this scenario?

[little marten]

Imma have to look into this a bit more then, thank you for sharing such forbidden knowledge hooded Pepe 🙏

[halcyon glen]

MY HEAD

[blazing hawk]

The kriegers will do one major engagement at Vraks

And they get glazed to hell and back

[halcyon glen]

Freddy Krieger

[somber stream]

Krieg got popular because Forge world made a damn fine job with their design

[blazing hawk]

Multiple regiments WIPED

[somber stream]

No longer the case though

[blazing hawk]

MILLIONS DEAD

[somber stream]

They now have penis on their mask

[shy sandal]

The Steel legion gear was on sale during the Arbites release, shame you didn't make it...

[elder stone]

I think the world war aesthetic too

[blazing hawk]

Oh they're just dickheads now huh

[gilded socket]

We shouldve had it better

[gilded socket]

Was on break during

[blazing hawk]

The steel legion are the father's of Krieg

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-emote-goblin-emote-goblin-excited-gif-10279768484440795600

[blazing hawk]

Listen and learn kriegchuds

[gilded socket]

No

[elder stone]

Truskans need better cosmetics

[blazing hawk]

Krieg started out as a steel legion alt scheme

[gilded socket]

Steel legionaries are better

[shy sandal]

They got popular cause the brits and the americans have a weird obsession with the germans... Like... Obsessed

[little marten]

You beg for steel legion but I remember when it first came out everyone begging for krieg instead

[gilded socket]

Deadass?

[blazing hawk]

Deadass.

[gilded socket]

Not me

[gilded socket]

I cant help it im half German

[little marten]

You may present your evidence to the scales of justice

[jaunty path]

I like the krieg purely for the strife war aesthetic, Soldiers marked with death the second they're deployed. I love their method of just running at the enemy hoping to die

Or well, borne to die.

[blazing hawk]

Okay nevermind

I have been SPREADING

[devout tusk]

https://imgur.com/TgROMzb

[blazing hawk]

And BELIEVING

[shy sandal]

Where do you think the "Metzger" comes from?

[blazing hawk]

MISINFORMATION

[gilded socket]

Ive never liked krieg ever

[jaunty path]

Cadians probably don't bare the same cross as the kriegers do

Like needing to redeem themselves for their old world rebelling etc.

[gilded socket]

I dont know nearly enough of the language or culture, im americanized on both side (mexican and german)

[halcyon glen]

Hello baby fingers

[shy sandal]

I didn't know peak. Before i just knew the memes, now i know the obscure memes

[jaunty path]

I like them for similar reasons I enjoy Helldivers. Frozen, ready to melt and deploy

[elder stone]

Vostroyans have so much aura

[somber stream]

Our drip is Impeccable, i know

[elder stone]

Its okay at best

[devout tusk]

@little marten Also great for your body, everything in the wholefish is used

[blazing hawk]

KRIEG GOT THEIR START IN THE ARMEGEDDON CODEX

THEY HAD ACTUAL MODELS

[somber stream]

You are entitled to your opinion

[elder stone]

As are you

[shy sandal]

I mean... Hugo Boss kind of obsessed... 😭 🥀

[little marten]

I’m gonna ask my partner about it her family are Roman and they’ve never spoken about it once

[heavy dune]

Its okay I didnt want to spend any Aquilas at the shop anyway

[somber stream]

Don't i know it

[devout tusk]

They don't want to share this with outsiders.

[gilded socket]

Holy shit the infantrymen krastov steel legion gear is aura wtf

[halcyon glen]

Mulah

[gilded socket]

Thats so sexy

Why tf am i now seeing peak

[elder stone]

Cant wait for the next rotation to be worse

[halcyon glen]

Good morning EMEA people

[somber stream]

At least this one is over with

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

This one just makes me sad

[somber stream]

I like the US helmet for Vet

Scarf

[elder stone]

That one is good

[shy sandal]

I got the worst genes possible.

Italian and German

My dad used to tell me "We inherited the disapproval and lack of patience from the germans, and the loud and confrontational attitude of the italians"

[elder stone]

It would work with the Truskan cosmetics

[heavy dune]

What everyone thinks they want -> This rotation

What everyone says they hate but they pog out for -> Necromunda looking stuff cause its actually peak

[long sigil]

new skin?>

[stoic dune]

what is the highest skill playstyle? im thinking gun/meele psyker

[halcyon glen]

Count binface best cosmetic

HAT CHECK

[somber stream]

We should be friend, German - Japanese here

[halcyon glen]

#HAT CHECK

[long sigil]

gonna see it

[somber stream]

Just, don't dip when things turn south this time

[stoic dune]

it's like meant to be

[blazing hawk]

WAIT

FUCK

[gilded socket]

Damn lol, i only really know my mother’s side (mexican) and i kicked my pos dad outta my life (German) so idk my culture as well as others do

[long sigil]

new hat cool?

[blazing hawk]

SO THE KRIEG WERE JUST RESKINNED STEEL LEGION

[halcyon glen]

Hello pig dog

[somber stream]

Korean War helmet Bart

Is kool

[stable fox]

Always has been

💥

[shy sandal]

I would if i spoke a word of it. My family migrated to Brazil, so rn i only speak english and portuguese

[long sigil]

let me see

wait few

[halcyon glen]

Pig dog

[long sigil]

?

[spare cliff]

hat not cool my guy

[blazing hawk]

YEP

ITS TRUE

[spare cliff]

cream marines

[halcyon glen]

Hallo pig dog

[stoic dune]

could be worse, lots worse.

[heavy dune]

Blergh, Psyker is can be high skill. The problem is, is that he relies on your team to actually be helping out to let you do your stuff.

I'd argue highskill would be voidstrike psyker, keeping your peril high and not going over and hitting your shots :p

[blazing hawk]

KRIEG ACTUALLY DID START OUT AS A STEEL LEGION ALTSCHEME

[elder stone]

I was in a bad mood already this just got me to make myself feel worse

[somber stream]

The skin is basically Velvet cake, the side dish is decent-ish

[blazing hawk]

EAT SHIT KRIEG!!!!!!

[long sigil]

how 183cm 62kg is fat

[elder stone]

You said that a couple times sir cadia

[long sigil]

are u bone guy

[blazing hawk]

Yeah yeah let me get the post

Krieg L

Cadian W

[long sigil]

loading..

[halcyon glen]

Thin

[shy sandal]

Grandma spoke italian. Grandpa was racist and wore socks with sandals with those front facing berets. Lol

[halcyon glen]

Thin white duke

[long sigil]

reskin

fat shark damn u

[somber stream]

And uh, how is Cadia doing?

[blazing hawk]

New Cadia

Cadia so good

We have cadia 2

[devout tusk]

Canadia

[blazing hawk]

How's KRIEG doing

[gilded socket]

@somber stream holy fuck
Infantrymen krastov
Sergeant Klast
Devoted Korren
Are so fucking cool holy shit

[blazing hawk]

No Krieg 2 huh

[little marten]

Italians are actually super cool

[gilded socket]

Damn

[shy sandal]

Had a friend from a traditional japanese household. Bro was not allowed to have fun at home

[blazing hawk]

Awwww look who's living on an irradiated shithole because yall couldn't remain loyal to the emperor

[little marten]

In fact everyone in Europe that hasn’t been culturally brainwashed to start every sentence with ‘sorry’ like us

[heavy dune]

Theyre okay I guess. they need to have more kids otherwise their population is going to die out

[somber stream]

I'm a Steel Legionnaire

We have Orks for breakfast

[halcyon glen]

Throwing darts in lovers eyes

[blazing hawk]

How's ARMAGEDDON doing

[gilded socket]

Them’s fightin words for licht and i

[long sigil]

even

[somber stream]

STILL IN 1 PIECE THAT'S WHAT

[long sigil]

no buyable skin

[shy sandal]

Orks

[blazing hawk]

ARMEGEDDON CRUSADE BOOK

[long sigil]

fat shaaaaaark

[blazing hawk]

NO STEEL LEGIONNAIRES

[little marten]

Trueee everyone talks about Japan but Italy been the behind the scenes going extinct race for a while now

[marsh iris]

one piece!

[gilded socket]

Still a planet

[long sigil]

[elder stone]

Having your planet be destroyed and still operating as a military unit is unfathomable aura

[shy sandal]

Not exploded, could you imagine?

[gilded socket]

Bait used to be believable

[somber stream]

[blazing hawk]

No like seriously there is no mention of the steel legion in the book

No steel legion models

It's all krieg

[long sigil]

💥 🐟

[blazing hawk]

BATHED IN KHORNE DAEMONS RAAAAAAAAH

[somber stream]

Sebastian Yarrick

[somber stream]

I don't mention the space marine books because they are cringe

[blazing hawk]

He's a generational aura farmer he transcends the steel legion

[long sigil]

ok damn u

[stable fox]

LOL

[long sigil]

fat shark

what is this shit

[stable fox]

Hadron being Hadron

[heavy dune]

Why is Emoji in Hadrons lexicon?

[shy sandal]

Imagine not having soldiers or having your homeworld destroyed, so much for extended lore.

This post was made by true Vostroyan patriots

[long sigil]

answer me

[gilded socket]

yarrick
Good luck bucko

[stable fox]

Hadron doesn't like spammy people apparently

[halcyon glen]

Bamboo dog

[elder stone]

Apologizes for being rude, I am in the shittiest mood known to man

[stuck wasp]

It's standard Warhammer stuff 🤷

[long sigil]

tresh skin

twice

how

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[blazing hawk]

Imagine

[stable fox]

Kill Heretics and eat them, should do a trick

[little marten]

Don’t ✋ tell me 😎 how many emojis 🔥 I can use 😡 because then you’ll find out that in an angle 😇 when I’m nice but also a twisted cycle path 😈

[blazing hawk]

Not having models at all

[somber stream]

Is okay babe, luv ya

[blazing hawk]

No YARRICK

No steel legion

[stable fox]

Yarrick blyad

[long sigil]

even weapon skin trash

[blazing hawk]

No more tallarn

[long sigil]

fffffff

[blazing hawk]

No more mordians

[stable fox]

Bochek potik nahui

[devout tusk]

Get sharked

[blazing hawk]

No more vostroyans

[gilded socket]

Now i gotta check out the armageddon zealot cosmetics

[stable fox]

[long sigil]

💤

[blazing hawk]

Cadia stands with updated models

[halcyon glen]

Are skin good

[heavy dune]

A no more heroes game but its 40k themed and you're one guy taking out the chaos gods and shit. Hell yeah.

And it turns out you're just some pysker having an acid trip at the end of the game so it all fits in the lore.

I could be printing GW money

[stable fox]

Cadia stands yes

But vostroyans tho

[blazing hawk]

Yarrick is still a generational aura farmer

[blazing hawk]

Even the fucking moebian 6th has their helmets in the Blooded kit

[long sigil]

get back and work now shark

[halcyon glen]

Twist fly boy

[long sigil]

this skin is unacceptable condition

unacceptableeeeeeeeeeeee

[halcyon glen]

Skin is uselsss

[blazing hawk]

Deploy the Bart commissar to fatshaek

[long sigil]

shut up i dont care

let me pay

[little marten]

FatShark team reading your messages whilst on jet ski’s in the carribean and booking another vacation

[gilded socket]

DUDE THE ZEALOT ARMAGEDDON COSMETICS LOOK EVEN BETTER THAN THE VETERAN ONES

HOLY SHIT

[long sigil]

twice

trash

[blazing hawk]

Another

[long sigil]

twiceeeeeee

[blazing hawk]

Cadian set!

[devout tusk]

Now i have to log on to se what the fuzz is about

[long sigil]

even

no

news

[blazing hawk]

ANOTHER TWENTY ROTATION SLOTS TO RESKINNED CADIAN ARMOUR

[long sigil]

[ripe tangle]

so... the new drip is supposed to be Praetorians?

or?

[blazing hawk]

GIVE ME MY KASRKIN ARMOUR

[little marten]

It’s festival season the new drip is tie-dye

[long sigil]

what is this velvet cream cake shit

[blazing hawk]

How am I SUPPOSED TO TRANSCEND BEING A SHOCK TROOPER

[low hemlock]

basically lazy recolor of that snow white regiment

[long sigil]

[gilded socket]

But its only one armageddon set for zealot damn…

[little marten]

Gonna put a crosshair on myself but I actually like the new drip

[long sigil]

fatshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

[thick fog]

Sussy Bakka set

[blazing hawk]

I haven't even seen the drip

[long sigil]

no

dont see

[blazing hawk]

I'm just a hater

[thick fog]

It no drip

[blazing hawk]

If it's not cadian DNI

[ripe tangle]

emphasis on the words "supposed to"

[somber stream]

New drip is Velvet cake

[long sigil]

shit

shit

[somber stream]

Enjoy your slop playas

[low hemlock]

oh yeah got to mention this is the SECOND time

Arbites got no drip

[little marten]

They really need to stop sending the skin outsource team in the sweatshop Polaroids of how the gear should look

[somber stream]

Dreadful

[stable fox]

Cadian Ogryn

[gilded socket]

I am not hopping on darktide until i see Armageddon drip back in the shop

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Will be a while

[long sigil]

💥 🐟

[stable fox]

That's a fish

Not shark

[stuck wasp]

Nah just some Cadian followers

[stable fox]

🦈 this is a shark

[mighty fractal]

ur not getting drip arbitrators

[low hemlock]

Welp see u in Aug 7th Pal

[long sigil]

stfu fat shark is damn fishy

[gilded socket]

Thats when?

[low hemlock]

next rotation

[stable fox]

Nu

[low hemlock]

[gilded socket]

Ah im dumb

[long sigil]

fat shark u gived me shit

[mighty fractal]

the arbites table models youve already got

no drip coming

[somber stream]

Fellas fellas, you're not looking at the bigger picture here

What we need

Is a 4th Steel Legion set

[halcyon glen]

Are you about a size 14?

[low hemlock]

don’t worry you’ll get used to it

[long sigil]

i am not buy this stupid ass cake

[low hemlock]

Well if it makes u feel better I’ve already seen players ingame that bought it

[gilded socket]

I see

I want

Give me

[somber stream]

I jest of course, the community will crucifide us

[long sigil]

fat shark rotted

fat shark is nurgle

[elder stone]

It is now 05

[gilded socket]

Fatfart

[long sigil]

fat ass

[halcyon glen]

Fatshark will come after you pig dog

[long sigil]

they not

so fat

fffffffff

guess

valheim time

[halcyon glen]

E

[long sigil]

f u fat shark i hate u

[halcyon glen]

Show world

Show base

[somber stream]

Time for bed, want a lullaby?

[long sigil]

no base

[halcyon glen]

Noob

[long sigil]

only workbench point

and small badroom

[halcyon glen]

Noob

[long sigil]

[elder stone]

Breakdowns give me unwanted boosts of energy

[somber stream]

How does that work

[elder stone]

No idea

Its like Kari going to sleep off caffeine

[somber stream]

Yeah but like

She's actually sleeping in a fixed schedule now

[gilded socket]

Getting tired too

[long sigil]

팻샤크도 또 똥을 풀었다

도망쳐

[elder stone]

My schedule is not repairable

[long sigil]

wake me when update

[somber stream]

Do try, oughta work eventually

[ripe tangle]

why am I so tired,

[gilded socket]

I am the night watch

[elder stone]

I tried and it got worse

[ripe tangle]

so so tired…

[halcyon glen]

Mr doo doo

[elder stone]

Its 05:10

[jaunty path]

I shat myself.

[gilded socket]

Isnt it 2 for you?

[ripe tangle]

It’s 05:10

[gilded socket]

Bed

[ripe tangle]

i’m so tired…

[jaunty path]

Bitch did not sleep last night

[ripe tangle]

can’t do anything about it

[gilded socket]

Get some recaff

[somber stream]

Time to rest then, tired people

[gilded socket]

Good as new

[gilded socket]

Not when the heretics walk

[ripe tangle]

How fucking dare you call me a bitch

[elder stone]

Im at a point where Ive shifted to being nocturnal

[ripe tangle]

only I can call me a bitch

:v

[jaunty path]

Alright, Female Canine did not sleep last night

[somber stream]

That's something

[ripe tangle]

That’s better

[devout tusk]

So i said BEEETCH.

[jaunty path]

Go to beeed

[elder stone]

Very lovely person did not sleep last night

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[ripe tangle]

I can’t do anything about being tired

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jaunty path]

Heretic did not sleep last night

[gilded socket]

Might just buy kreigers and repaint them as steel legionnaires

[ripe tangle]

oh well

[jaunty path]

Do you have a job

[somber stream]

It's part of the package i'm afraid

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

Sleep now, I will visit in your dreams and we will skip happily through fields of wild flowers

[ripe tangle]

Yes

Two actually…

[jaunty path]

Real job or roleplay job.

[ripe tangle]

I’m employed irl

-_-

[jaunty path]

pfft

Wagie

Jobcel.

[somber stream]

._.

[ripe tangle]

I know I am

[somber stream]

Ye can't win

Better buy some lotto

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with having a job?!

[jaunty path]

I'm syre you can get in some shut eye before it's time

[jaunty path]

NINE TO FIVE'ER!

[ripe tangle]

I don’t work today…

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[elder stone]

I gotta save up money to get the job I want

[jaunty path]

Girl

Sleep

[gilded socket]

I meed steel legion…

[ripe tangle]

I don’t work every single day

[gilded socket]

I need…i need… I NEED A JOB

[somber stream]

YES GET EMPLOYYEDDD

Money is good

[gilded socket]

FOR ARMAGEDDON

FOR HELSREACH

[jaunty path]

Wow really I thought wagoids worked at big scary factorys for a dollar a day

[gilded socket]

FOR AMRMAGEDDON PRIME

[ripe tangle]

sometimes my job makes me happy, sometimes it makes me want to kms

[gilded socket]

FOR ARMAGEDDON SECUNDUS

[ripe tangle]

but that’s normal too I guess

[jaunty path]

Ah that's life for me in general

[gilded socket]

FOR THE STEEL LEGION

FOR THE 339TH IRON HEADS

[jaunty path]

My brain is like a childs swing

[gilded socket]

RAAAAGGGHHHH

[jaunty path]

Holyshit its time to play wordle

[gilded socket]

Me too

Wtf

[elder stone]

My desired job will kill me eventually but 480$ usd a month is 480$ usd

[somber stream]

Wtf

Kind of job is that

[jaunty path]

480 usd a month

[somber stream]

And where?

[jaunty path]

Are you a fucking construction worker

[somber stream]

Agent don't be a dick

[ripe tangle]

No

[elder stone]

No Im going to be deployed

[jaunty path]

Be safe.

[elder stone]

Gracias

[gilded socket]

My dream job (mechanic) should be like 80 a hour

If i get it good

I have connections

[elder stone]

21,000 UAH is 480 USD and thats plenty to live off

[jaunty path]

Ah right, different economies

[halcyon glen]

I am a linesman for the county

[somber stream]

Based

[halcyon glen]

I drive the main road

[ripe tangle]

should I go to bed?

[elder stone]

Probably

[somber stream]

Perhaps

[ripe tangle]

the answer is “hello”

[elder stone]

hi

[somber stream]

Sounds like a movie

[jaunty path]

Yeah. Get in the rest.

[ripe tangle]

я самая черная овца

[halcyon glen]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[elder stone]

True

[jaunty path]

Loosh

translate

[gilded socket]

I think armageddon steel legionnaires are based off american motorized infantry and german blitzkrieg

[elder stone]

"I am the black sheep"

[jaunty path]

Idk what that fucking means!

[halcyon glen]

Say, are you about a size 14?

[ripe tangle]

it means I’m the odd one out

[gilded socket]

Arent we all

[ripe tangle]

the strange/weird one

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

Hmm

[jaunty path]

Sleep

I can't sleep till I beat wodle.

[halcyon glen]

I declare it to be tea time

[glad mango]

idk where else to ask this, but is this rare/a collectible-case?
https://i.imgur.com/OECnBt3.png

[elder stone]

Ukraine, hoping for drone operator which would be 2k a month, 480 is default

[jaunty path]

Shut the fuck up hadron

You toaster bitch

[somber stream]

I would advice against that

You already know my stance

[jaunty path]

Wordle 1,496 5/6

[somber stream]

There are better place where you can serve your country

[devout tusk]

From Melks, Get it if you want to use it because its upgraded. But stats are meh. Better roll a profane that has better stats and upgrade it later

[jaunty path]

I have a question, is it a smart idea to click that link from a new person

[devout tusk]

Idk still Melks shit always dissapoints

[elder stone]

Already donated a lot, you are aware of my national pride, or at least you should me

[ripe tangle]

🐸 🦵 + 🍷 + 🚬 + 🧀 + 🐌 + 🥖 🥐 = 🏳️

[somber stream]

You are young

[devout tusk]

Are you Ukrainian?

[somber stream]

Is what I will only say in this

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[elder stone]

Yes

[somber stream]

France?

[devout tusk]

Then good for you to want to defend your country. Respect!

[somber stream]

nah, can't be

[ripe tangle]

What’s a France?

[somber stream]

A fake place, dw about it

[ripe tangle]

oh, kinda like Belgium

[devout tusk]

da-haym

[glad mango]

oh no i wasn't going to use it, i have a better one, it was just because of teh 1% extra stat

[gilded socket]

Although every trenchwarfare regiment has the ww1 or ww2 german helmet and boots i feel like the coat comes from the British and gasmask is a toss up between german and american (maybe even a little soviet) and as we know from helsreach (the book) Armageddon culture is that of adjacent to soviet like (names) and such

[worn halo]

beep bop boop boop

[glad mango]

also it's imgur link (i couldn't upload a picture, probably bc i just registered)

[ripe tangle]

anyway fr I’m heading off, I need some shut-eye

[jaunty path]

Honestly I assumed the worst ngl

[ripe tangle]

Goodnight everyone

[jaunty path]

Good Night

[somber stream]

Rest well

[devout tusk]

I am not an expert its more personal preference. I want every stat at 80 and the dump stat at 60.

[gilded socket]

France!!!

[jaunty path]

Okay now that SHE is gone. lets talk about how much we HATE Sister Lucia

[gilded socket]

Lies

[jaunty path]

I HATE Sister Lucia SHE KILLED MY GRANDMA

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[gilded socket]

Lies on my goat’s name

[jaunty path]

Me when I'm tru

My grandma will haunt her dreams..

[gilded socket]

Wrong

[jaunty path]

Wow she's actually going to bed

damn

[vestal mantle]

Head hurts

[gilded socket]

Pharoah’s curse

[vestal mantle]

😦

[elder stone]

Bell G-um?

[jaunty path]

Have you considered praying the pain away

[gilded socket]

Stop trying to get your girlfriend’s attention and prolly go to bed too

[worn halo]

I'm from Norway ... no bias here

[vestal mantle]

Yea but I think I have a better cure

[elder stone]

Most are

[jaunty path]

She's not mine! I assumed she went to bed cuz shes offline

[gilded socket]

Uh huh

Uh huh

[jaunty path]

Most people stay on discord for a few minutes longer before going to bed

[gilded socket]

Totally

No no i get it

[jaunty path]

lol

[gilded socket]

I see now

Le-le-lesbo

Jk

[worn halo]

I hear inflicting a new injury takes ones mind off the existing ones

[devout tusk]

Just assume every she/her is lesbian in here and you will be right 8/10 times

[gilded socket]

There are only 10 women

[jaunty path]

I am Pansexual

[gilded socket]

I am one of 8

[jaunty path]

so close enough

[gilded socket]

She is 9/10

[jaunty path]

Keep me away from your frying pans.

I will do things.

[gilded socket]

My pan is also my pan

And my pan

And my pan

And my pan

And my pan

You get the idea

My pan is my pan

[lilac crag]

what the heck

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-banging-shield-swords-gif-3380845987814668011

[gilded socket]

And my pan

And my pan

[lilac crag]

what are u guys talking about

[gilded socket]

And my pan

And my can

[jaunty path]

We're talking about how hot Stoves are.

[lilac crag]

interesting topic

[gilded socket]

Tau waifus

[vestal mantle]

So today I have to close but its ok because Im making a gourmet lunch

[lilac crag]

that sounds awesome abys

[gilded socket]

Helo kari

[lilac crag]

interesting

[gilded socket]

Go to bed

[fiery wave]

Eh... not really. Some are Bi/Pan/Demi.

[gilded socket]

Go to bed kari

[devout tusk]

yeah the slaaneshi list goes on

[vestal mantle]

Butter garlic chicken stuffed with mushroom and mashed potatoes with cheese sauce

[gilded socket]

Butter chicken save me

[fiery wave]

I just woke up from a 3 hour nap, WDYM?

[lilac crag]

ough. that sounds so tasty rn...

[gilded socket]

Back to bed

[fiery wave]

Nu.

[gilded socket]

It is imperial decree

[fiery wave]

Rejected.

[marsh iris]

i normally assume she/her are trans

[fiery wave]

Do naw care.

[gilded socket]

It said “make sure kari stays in bed because she’s not getting sleep”

Signed, (your favorite commissar)

[lilac crag]

3 hour nap is a good sleep I thinks

[gilded socket]

I am one

[marsh iris]

[fiery wave]

Did I write that myself? Do I sleep write?

[jaunty path]

Eh thats not entirely good practice but it can vary from space to space.

[gilded socket]

Yes you did

I was there

[gilded socket]

In warhammer and destiny 2 and anything to do with djing or synth music or cyberpunk of fallout yes

[jaunty path]

Me? Regarding the places I frequent, which are predominantly furry ones, I assume everyone is bisexual until told otherwise.

[lilac crag]

I tend not to account for anyone's gender

[fiery wave]

I figured. The number of ppl who think I'm trans... can't be counted by fingers alone sadly.

[gilded socket]

Hi born female

[lilac crag]

you all are a bunch of personalities with faces I talk cus its awesome

[gilded socket]

How is such

Physicality

[blissful kiln]

women aren't real

[gilded socket]

Correct

They’re all in your head

And the walls

[lilac crag]

[jaunty path]

Well, it's like having a wound that opens up once a month

[gilded socket]

Theyre in the goddamn walls

[fiery wave]

Go out and touch grass.

[jaunty path]

Thats what a period is basically

[gilded socket]

So like my arm

[jaunty path]

[fiery wave]

Hell? Hell.

[blissful kiln]

there used to be women, dancing and prancing in the streets, but that was before the plague hit

[gilded socket]

When i stress scratch it

[halcyon glen]

E

[marsh iris]

woman huh

[blissful kiln]

and then the wars began...

[gilded socket]

Professional coomer

[lilac crag]

guys
this is silly talk

[fiery wave]

You learn how to clean up blood.

[jaunty path]

imagine an evil wizard that has a spell that can invoke a period cramp

fucking imagine

[somber stream]

karien wtf

[marsh iris]

no you silly

[gilded socket]

Sometimes my legs cramp

[jaunty path]

I CAST PERIOD CRAMPUS, HAVE ATHE JACKASS!

[gilded socket]

And my galls

[marsh iris]

lets be silly 😜

[fiery wave]

I swear search terms for ladies after their first time gets weird.

[blissful kiln]

I don't envy women who have to suffer every month ngl

[vestal mantle]

I just dont care enough online what people are... Im just here to smash heretics/bugs/bots/squids/battle dolphins

[elder stone]

I think my mental health has permanently been busted

[lilac crag]

I am the silliest out of everyone here. no one matches my mischief. which is why I say, you goobers need to cease

[fiery wave]

How to clean blood from clothes and bedsheets.

[mighty fractal]

they dont have anywhere near the pain of sperm cramps

[jaunty path]

I wonder if I inherited my mental issues or if its from my childhood.

[gilded socket]

I just be popping my back and shit when i lay down

Feels good

[devout tusk]

Karien when you came online the floodgates of unhinged topics opened up again lol

[lilac crag]

hi Lucy

[blissful kiln]

Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows

💀

[lilac crag]

bro what

[gilded socket]

Kari is gonna kill us all

Except me

[devout tusk]

Harbringer of

[fiery wave]

I just have that aura, I guess?

[gilded socket]

Im cool

[marsh iris]

monthly khorne

[jaunty path]

Dude why won't cis girls use their period blood for satanic rituals

[devout tusk]

Seems to be

[gilded socket]

Not enough comes out?

[little marten]

Oh.. so that’s what’s going on in here..

[lilac crag]

[jaunty path]

Grab a pad, stick it on there, easy.

[fiery wave]

I mean, after I get to some people, maybe?

[jaunty path]

[vestal mantle]

Yea... Tbh they are about 15 mins behind schedule

[gilded socket]

Kari wouldn’t kill me nah

Maybe

Probably

[lilac crag]

I'm waiting for the energy to dial down cus this is uncomfortably chaotic

[little marten]

If you imagine it like we’re warp jumping it all makes sense

[jaunty path]

WAAAAUUGGGHH

[lilac crag]

there's good silly and then there's " satanic rituals using period blood " silly.

[fiery wave]

Can't help it. Would rather aura of making men bend over and beg to serve, but you don't get to choose what you want.

[gilded socket]

Sanctioned insanity

[jaunty path]

They SHOULD

I'm TRUE

[marsh iris]

pat wife, give chocolates, surprise food, all good maybe. doesnt take the pain away but distract her enough

[gilded socket]

Based department?

[vestal mantle]

Thatll be an hour from now

[jaunty tundra]

Very lazy cosmetics this week Fatshark.

[devout tusk]

hahah woa seems to be some underlying issues there.

[vestal mantle]

I kinda got it timed

[fiery wave]

As long as you don't trigger on that time... perhaps.

[vestal mantle]

Spreadsheets, etc

[lilac crag]

you're a lifesaver, thank you

[jaunty path]

fym spreadsheets

[vestal mantle]

Np

[gilded socket]

Welcome to the party, we hate it here, free chance to rant so go ahead

[lilac crag]

I'm going to like

[marsh iris]

guys lets spread sheets

[lilac crag]

okay

[gilded socket]

Im officer balls reporting for doody

[jaunty path]

Lets fold sheets

[fiery wave]

[vestal mantle]

You know, Excel spreadsheets

[jaunty path]

like what

[gilded socket]

When do i ever trigger you kari?

[little marten]

World Microsoft Excel championships 2025

[jaunty path]

Summon Aim? The Demon?

[marsh iris]

i excel in spreading sheets

[fiery wave]

Maybe 15+ years of bullying and being shown things I should not have been?

[blissful kiln]

I don't play EVE online

[vestal mantle]

The best sporting event

[gilded socket]

Bobby G got that in the bag

[lilac crag]

I don't even know what i could do to you I'm gonna be honest
we are reaching the pit of brain rot

[vestal mantle]

No its actually a thing thats not Eve Online

I got the link

[jaunty path]

Whatever you'll attempt can be countered by a fart.

[vestal mantle]

Somewhere

[jaunty path]

You literally cannot touch me, fool.

[gilded socket]

I dont think anyone wants to do that

[lilac crag]

I concur.

[little marten]

I’d probably give you a crisp high-five

[gilded socket]

Shit on hand then highfive

[devout tusk]

I sympathise. But every man is not evil.

[little marten]

No need it’s unwashed from last time

[jaunty path]

I'll use my dominant hand

[gilded socket]

Freshy wont hurt

Make sure the crust stays

[lilac crag]

fuckin dial it down

christ

[gilded socket]

Dust cloud of poop

[little marten]

Ok. I’m going to call the inquisitors.

[marsh iris]

yeah dial down and enjoy

[gilded socket]

Poop cloud of unfortunate events

[jaunty path]

Alright. Does anyone else like honey on pizza

[lilac crag]

I'll take a pizza talk at this point

fuckin hell

[gilded socket]

Tau women talk

Lets be real

[lilac crag]

no

[little marten]

Hot honey is like the new trend right for pizza?

[lilac crag]

yes

[jaunty path]

Honey on pizza is not a good idea at all but it is tasty.

[lilac crag]

and it's weirdly tasty

[gilded socket]

Try syrup

Maple syrup

[jaunty path]

Literally upgraded pizza

Sweet pizza

yummers.

[little marten]

Yeah I enjoyed it actually, was weirdly like a new way to deliver spice

[gilded socket]

Maple syrup makes it more earthy

[marsh iris]

pepperoni pizza

[jaunty path]

Hmm

[gilded socket]

Especially on peperoni

[vestal mantle]

https://youtu.be/QwNoFOUiSiE?si=BWLPyabkIDXEbgzS

Found it

[jaunty path]

Dude

I'm so hungry

I need chicken...

[gilded socket]

Butter chicken

[lilac crag]

how hungry...

[jaunty path]

VERY

[vestal mantle]

Stuffed with mashed potatoes and mushroom

[jaunty path]

I don't think I even had an actual meal yesterday holyshit

[marsh iris]

chicken tikka

[gilded socket]

Drugs and beer with cigarette

[little marten]

You put mashed potato inside the chicken?

[jaunty path]

This Adderall man. Jesus christ.

[gilded socket]

I want fried chicken fingers

[vestal mantle]

Yep

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. Took years to hammer that in. Was a manhater for a long time due to trauma, I guess.

[jaunty path]

Adderall has PURGED my appetite dude.

Deadass.

[devout tusk]

Is only human.

[marsh iris]

Im a man

hate me

[jaunty path]

KILL HIM

[fiery wave]

Xenos ladies talk?

[lilac crag]

No

[gilded socket]

Yes please

[lilac crag]

God damn it

[jaunty path]

Hmm

[blissful kiln]

nurgle chat

[gilded socket]

Im not even for the body

[marsh iris]

you are allowed to hate me, you are welcome

[gilded socket]

I feel like i could really hit it off with a tau lady

[blissful kiln]

I heard they have greater goods

[jaunty path]

oH my god

jesus christ

[lilac crag]

[gilded socket]

Agent is scizo

[marsh iris]

greater goods huh, show me thems

[jaunty path]

I will actually slap you in the face

[fiery wave]

Then you know, everyone is their own person, so judge each for their own faults and such.

[jaunty path]

For the pun alone

[blissful kiln]

ow

[little marten]

Hello shop keeper please may I browse your greater goods on this fine Thursday

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna eat an ungodly amount of chicken now

[marsh iris]

i like the pun approved

[gilded socket]

Yay

[devout tusk]

🍗

[jaunty path]

I think at this rate I'm going to become very fucking skinny.

[gilded socket]

Out of a pan?

[fiery wave]

I like Farseers. Will be a battle in bed physically and mentally. Heh.

[jaunty path]

I've lost like

um

over 30 pounds

[gilded socket]

Fire warrior gundam…

[jaunty path]

Which is good, but It's going to go well over that soon

[gilded socket]

God

God

God

Ogd

[jaunty path]

I hate god!

[gilded socket]

God

God

[marsh iris]

ong

[vestal mantle]

Nah thats Drukhari

[blissful kiln]

God is good amen 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[gilded socket]

I will fight a fire warrior

Yes

It will end in bed

Because im tired

And because i like beds

And knives

Did i ever tell you i like trench knives?

Now you do

[devout tusk]

20 pounds is about what i managed to loose when fasting for days

[gilded socket]

Same with entrenchment tool

Love then

And books

Like books

[marsh iris]

ever felt so angry you stab dirt

[gilded socket]

Useful things

[vestal mantle]

I prefer the classic hollow water transportation instrument

[fiery wave]

Just need an Eldar who is already damned and the only reason her soul isn't eaten is a 96 roll on persuading for her soul from Slaanesh as a greater favour. Because lesbian Chaos sister things go.

[gilded socket]

Stab dirt ❌
Stab wood✅

[marsh iris]

10 10 wood

[gilded socket]

Lesbo chaos sister…

[vestal mantle]

Or you can pretend you are in twilight and make a choice between tau and drukhari

[gilded socket]

Ok ok What if

[jaunty path]

Dude I am literally just forgetting to eat

[gilded socket]

Harlequin wife

[fiery wave]

Ask @somber stream , I showed him earlier lul.

[little marten]

DONT ✋ FRATERNIZE 😘 WITH XENOS 👽

[gilded socket]

@somber stream do tell father figure

[jaunty path]

Where are the female ogyrns

They are the closest we'll get to bbws

pls

[gilded socket]

Harlequin wife

[vestal mantle]

But what if im a rogue trader

[fiery wave]

Or between two Eldars.

[little marten]

A place called whetherspoons

[fiery wave]

REJECTED.

[jaunty path]

Question

do aliens go to heaven

[gilded socket]

But what if they’re nice to me

[jaunty path]

do monkeys go to heaven..

[gilded socket]

In bed yeah

[final herald]

[devout tusk]

I mean its not dangerous. New research or maybe not so new by this point. Shows that fasting especially intermittent is great for your body as a whole but mainly for the vascular system, and drastically lowers the risk of diabetes

[fiery wave]

Just be a "rogue trader".

[vestal mantle]

Not sure but with our lasguns we get closer to finding out

Shoot xenos for science

[gilded socket]

If i ever develop diabetes or dementia im killing myself

[little marten]

Show me where alien heaven is so I can point the macro cannons at it

[gilded socket]

In bed

[devout tusk]

Then incorporate fasting in your lifestyle because it prevents both conditions.

[gilded socket]

Sometimes the floor

[final herald]

How will you know to kill yourself if you get dementia

[gilded socket]

I like food and i need to physically move a lot

[little marten]

Wait.. it can’t be.. you’re telling me.. heaven is a place on earth with you?

[gilded socket]

Because i will remember

[gilded socket]

Not me

[final herald]

[gilded socket]

In general

[fiery wave]

I rather bring the ladies to bed and show them la petite mort?

[final herald]

Are you sure

[little marten]

Tell me all the things you want to do

[gilded socket]

Idk man i like cars

[devout tusk]

Food is great. But also dangerous for us when consumed too regularly. Keeping it to twice a day is optimal if you don't want to fast.

[fiery wave]

Sometimes over the kitchen counter.

[gilded socket]

Yea but simply breathing and walking also kills you so idk man

[jaunty path]

If you think about it, Ice is hard water and water is liquid ice

[gilded socket]

The backseat

[little marten]

I heard you like the bad girls, honey is that true?

[jaunty path]

food is better eaten off the floor, germs give flavor.

[fiery wave]

The shower.

[gilded socket]

E-tool

[gilded socket]

Airplane

[fiery wave]

Private plane?

[jaunty path]

in 40k

[gilded socket]

No im just listening things

[jaunty path]

can babies be heretics

[gilded socket]

Yes

[jaunty path]

HELL YEAH

[gilded socket]

I eat little babies ice cream

[jaunty path]

WOO HOOO

[devout tusk]

lol. Yeah well i was mainly talking about optimal returns for effort. That beeing preventing diabetes. Mainly by not eating every hour which produces insuline levels that really opens up for diabetes in later life. So even limiting eating to 3 times a day if you eat like 6 is a great return on your efforts.

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

Eat less ultra processed foods?

[gilded socket]

Who the fuck eats every hour?

[vestal mantle]

I scream... You scream, we all scream for little baby's ice cream

[gilded socket]

I make me own scran

[fiery wave]

If Inquisition exists, too many random dook are heresy if they say it to be.

[devout tusk]

Oh i know some that cant stop eating snacks or drinking energy drinks every hour of gaming

[little marten]

My G

[gilded socket]

Yup

[vestal mantle]

?

[gilded socket]

Ramen

And spicy mayo

[devout tusk]

I tagged the worng person

[gilded socket]

With soysauce

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

Hello Zimmer 5.0

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[little marten]

Just start smoking that’ll surpress the appetite #coolfactwithnurglegamer

[gilded crown]

Hello femfurrytiders

[gilded socket]

I turn my gut into a fire breathing spicy ramen eating machine

Hold a lighter to my ass

Im a fucking dragon

[vestal mantle]

Be like Abys and have breakfast buldak

[gilded socket]

I like spicy mayo

Is good

Dont like regular mayo

[vestal mantle]

Thats just mayo with cayenne pepper

Childs play

[gilded socket]

Sweet chili sauce good too

[vestal mantle]

Make ham egg cheese sandwich and put mayo and sriracha on it

[gilded socket]

Id rather not shit lava as accounting to my bad stomach i can only really stomach mild Mexican “spice tolerance” levels

[devout tusk]

[vestal mantle]

I been eating spicy for 26 years

I can no longer shit lava as the pain receptors are burned beyond repair

[gilded socket]

Good

I did burn the pain receptors in my fingers tho

Tortillas off the comal

No tools

Just hands

[little marten]

🌶️

[vestal mantle]

Funny enough I can do the one chip challenge

[gilded socket]

Which reminds me i gotta start drinking oil again

[final herald]

I cant stop drinkong oil

[little marten]

Bigweld

[final herald]

Crude oil

[vestal mantle]

Im just gonna... Opens ammo port on EAT-17 get this ready

[final herald]

You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels?

I cant stop drinking it

[gilded socket]

I take mechanic classes

[little marten]

Technically that makes you a vampire

[gilded socket]

Which means i work on cars

Which means i do oil changes

Which means i end up getting oil in my mouth