general-chat

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together you and I

[jade fable]

Who wears the skirt

[elder stone]

assert dominance over gen chat

[brazen pelican]

A singular room could not fit the amount of people they'd invite.

[elder stone]

lamia

[nocturne bloom]

So you are offering

[nocturne bloom]

Loosh

Better figure

More feminine

[brazen pelican]

Me! :3

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

???????????????????????

[sick vortex]

-_-

[nocturne bloom]

Dog im a twig

[somber stream]

Hello chat

[nocturne bloom]

My joints crack when I rotate them

Youre the femboy

[somber stream]

Look at chat
Good bye chat

[elder stone]

hi bayb

[elder merlin]

If you do the alt attack, but i rarely do those on weapons

[brazen pelican]

If there is one time we need server-dad, it's now.

Get your kids under control.

[marsh iris]

let them

[nocturne bloom]

Loosh didnt say no to stealing my genes

[somber stream]

I'm literally too young to have kid of your ages

[abstract wraith]

What's happening in here tonight?

[halcyon glen]

Paul

The night of the female good time drone

[brazen pelican]

A server-dad is more about mental maturity. Of which we evidently have none, unlike you.

[elder stone]

Shut up and bring me another beer

[somber stream]

ME? MATURE?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[halcyon glen]

My kids are still in liquid form

[nocturne bloom]

Yes pookie

[brazen pelican]

Comparatively there's no contest, really.

[elder stone]

I am extremely mature

Give me 5 minutes to lock in

[brazen pelican]

Yes, you are very sweet.

[halcyon glen]

I like mature cheeses

[nocturne bloom]

Im obviously the mature one

[brazen pelican]

I am sure. ♥

[nocturne bloom]

See loosh

Now take my genes pls

🥺

[elder stone]

That is highly inappropriate for a public chat room.

[nocturne bloom]

You just said do it in public

[misty trench]

genestealing in MY discord?

[halcyon glen]

I will extract your dna

[misty trench]

it's more likely than you think

[elder stone]

Piper down this is MY discord

[brazen pelican]

Agreed. It is certainly a conversation much more suited for private messaging.

[nocturne bloom]

See even the mods support it

Get to work

[halcyon glen]

A daft pauper

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I hate 👖 stealers, those aren't cheap

[brazen pelican]

I am a Tyranid. Can I genesteal? Pretty please?

[elder stone]

I own fatshark

[misty trench]

ah

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

carry on then

[elder stone]

Its me, John Fatshark.

[abstract wraith]

I think you're the only one qualified to actually

[elder stone]

Founder of Fatshark.

[misty trench]

sure but keep it contained to the lower decks

[elder stone]

Werent you telling me that you have your genes stolen?

[halcyon glen]

Each piper plays a different tune a daft pauper

[brazen pelican]

Oh. I'll tell my buddies to move from the vent above the entry to the ration storage.

..oOwOo..

[misty trench]

tbf, it's not hard to have your genes stolen, it happened to me with 23&me

[somber stream]

The sisters can steal my gene any day (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[nocturne bloom]

Loosh is making it hard

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[nocturne bloom]

Keep dodging

[brazen pelican]

Genes here, genes there. Gene Simmons somewhere. It's gets a bit messy over time.

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-geats-kamen-rider-geats-kamen-rider-geats-worm-gif-27597597

[elder stone]

Licht this is very questionable texting

[halcyon glen]

[elder stone]

what will your employers think?

[halcyon glen]

No gifs permitted in this server please

[thick coyote]

What the hell is even sentai about 🗣️

[nocturne bloom]

More like

Hen

Tai

[misty trench]

it's "fuck it we ball" but as a show

[elder stone]

.

[misty trench]

also speaking of fuck it we ball

https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-blue-ranger-glasgow-flynn-mcallistair-this-is-how-we-do-it-glasgow-style-gif-26382863

[fiery wave]

IS THIS WHY MORE THAN 50% OF RATIONS HAVE GONE MIA???

[brazen pelican]

Oh, um... Shit.

[halcyon glen]

E

[thick coyote]

" I'm Scottish "🗣️

[brazen pelican]

Hiii~~! I hope you are having a lovely day! ..oOwOo..

[nocturne bloom]

I dont need to be rationed 👉 👈

[misty trench]

holy shit that's like half the rations...like two quarters even

[elder stone]

Ugh my lower gums itch

[heady narwhal]

I wish there was a way to leave all current strike teams. Because there is one team I know I'll never be able to leave because one of the people doesn't play anymore.

[brazen pelican]

-# To be fair I did distribute then to the Ogryn at a rate of about 300% of what they are used to. Kinda seeing when they'd stop wanting more.

[somber stream]

The Lex isn't against this

[halcyon glen]

TELL THE TRUTH

[brazen pelican]

So 30 minutes of rations?!

[elder stone]

But the corporate world is

[nocturne bloom]

Tickle it

[elder stone]

Sit your ass back down and hush up

[somber stream]

Whuh, which one?

[fiery wave]

I know. We have a giant spess cockroach infestation...

[elder stone]

All of them

[somber stream]

The last thing i give a shit about my dear, is some corpo's opinion

SISTAH, TO ME

[brazen pelican]

It's alright, Aquila gave me explicit permission to steal genes, as long as I kept it to the lower decks. ..oOwOo..

[elder stone]

The sisters judge you btw

Ive talked to them

[somber stream]

Well, if i try enough then surely 1 of them will budge

[elder stone]

I have them paid off via Lamia

[brazen pelican]

More like one of them will bulge. I'll show myself out.

[somber stream]

Bister?

[halcyon glen]

Paul

The NASA player has gone to bed

[brazen pelican]

Do you think it is a coincidence sister rhymes with fister?

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[thorny cave]

I usually end up breaking my thumbstick if I do lol

[somber stream]

I try not to think about that

[brazen pelican]

Ignorance is bliss, after all. Nods to itself.

[elder merlin]

Its why i only do it on relic greatsword for zealot

[elder stone]

"Did you just take a big step to unstick your balls?"

HOW DO THEY KNOW HOW DO THEY KNOW

[fiery wave]

Get controllers with extra buttons for rebinding stick clicks to.

[thorny cave]

thats not a bad idea, I hate thumbsticks

[somber stream]

Or well, flaps. Could occur too

I think

[thorny cave]

Ive burned through 3-4 controllers because ofi t

[nocturne bloom]

Don't beat your controller, hit me instead

[brazen pelican]

You should make extensive research on this matter.

[thorny cave]

I legit dont beat it, strong thumbs, Its proto-abhuman dna

[fiery wave]

I killed my left bumper faster now lmao. Dodge lul.

[somber stream]

In this economy?

[brazen pelican]

I'll talk to Hallowette for a sponsorship. I'll do some jobs for her to help out.

[thorny cave]

Slavs are the first abhumans of the 21st century, we can drink like ogryns, and break controllers just by playing "normally". Its only a matter of time before they CRISPR the remaining brain cells and optimize us for ogrynization

[somber stream]

You'd end up with a missing kidney or too, i'd rather not trust that woman

[thorny cave]

If theres ever like an ad test for it, im signing up, I want my legacy to be the first real ogryn

[brazen pelican]

I can just steal or regenerate a new one.

Dukane doesn't need her kidneys, right?

[thorny cave]

"here lies Doonaldsbury, he was fucking kinda stupid, but the smartest thing he did was become an ogryn"

[elfin pagoda]

excited to pay for slop tomorrow

[somber stream]

Yes! Extremely generous individual last i heard

You should totally ask her to join you in a dodgey alley

[brazen pelican]

Awesome. I'll have my friends help her get rid of that burden.

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[fiery wave]

Problem is playstation. Even Xbox has them.

[halcyon glen]

Nothink to be desired

[thorny cave]

my buttons luckily fare better, I think I get tense when I use sprint lol- so I press it hard. those little sensor pads look like they are 2 cents

[brazen pelican]

Replace thumbsticks with thumbtacks for ultimate suffering.

[halcyon glen]

Touch I remember touch

[elder stone]

I speak from experience.

[fiery wave]

I knoife user. Also Agile enjoyer.

[nocturne bloom]

Im pretty sure my controller is worse than karis

[abstract wraith]

[elder stone]

Controller users

just buy a Xim!!!!

[halcyon glen]

Hi

I remember touch

[fiery wave]

I use a Gamesir T4Kaleid.

[halcyon glen]

Pictures came with touch

[fiery wave]

Kinda need a replacement since left bumper is dying from abooze.

[nocturne bloom]

The analog sticks plastic melted off so I covered them in tape, RT only pushes down 1/4th the way because a spring broke and got stuck, Y doesnt work, the other 3 buttons get stuck when pressed, both sticks have the worst stick drift possible and to fix the left one I have to physically pull it and twist it to pop it back on

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-sad-oh-no-gif-17379933

[elder stone]

Buy a xim

[nocturne bloom]

LB and RB are missing a spring and creek

[fiery wave]

Just get a new one.

[nocturne bloom]

The battery slots barely work and will fall out, the back plate also doesnt stay on

[nocturne bloom]

Nah thats $70

Plus it still works

[brazen pelican]

Ever heard of five-finger discount?

[elder stone]

Own up and buy a xim matrix for 155$

[brazen pelican]

Be gay, do crime.

[fiery wave]

You offered an "accessory", just get one for yourself then. See.

[nocturne bloom]

Mine works, why spend $70

[nocturne bloom]

Plus its an accessory YOU want

[brazen pelican]

Get a sugar daddy.

[elder stone]

or a sugar mommy

we are inclusive

[nocturne bloom]

I make money I dont need one

[brazen pelican]

Evidently you do.

[nocturne bloom]

The controller literally works fine

Why get a new one

[fiery wave]

Just spends it on other things...

[elder stone]

This guy delusional

buy a xim and live life happy

[brazen pelican]

[nocturne bloom]

Its used and abused, we relate so much

We've endured great hardships

[brazen pelican]

Emphasis on "hardships"?

[elder stone]

cunt

[nocturne bloom]

We've been together for almost a decade

[elder stone]

Pegging

[brazen pelican]

Begging for a pegging.

[fiery wave]

Could be fun though.

[elder stone]

Im so done with this server

[brazen pelican]

True, prefer the real thing, though.

[nocturne bloom]

Zamn 2 people wanna peg me

So popular

[brazen pelican]

Not sure that exact desire was expressed.

[abstract wraith]

[nocturne bloom]

I know they wanna

[elder stone]

Who?

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Thats implying i am a woman

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[somber stream]

Confusement

[nocturne bloom]

Its implying you wanna top me 👉 👈

Bold today

[elfin pagoda]

who up darkin their tide

i cant sleep

[fiery wave]

There are certain 'toys' that go over to add... girth.

[nocturne bloom]

🤝

[brazen pelican]

Confucius once said: He who seeks, is also searching.

[elder stone]

This is information that I did not think I would receive at 00:01

[nocturne bloom]

01:01

[elder stone]

You guys can have your sex talk and Ill just be over here doing my own thing

[nocturne bloom]

You'd know

[somber stream]

So you like to watch?

[brazen pelican]

There is?

That's disgusting. Where? Where would one find these?

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Not kidding.

[nocturne bloom]

Ahah so nasty send links so I can avoid them ah statement

[elder stone]

No, I am not a fan of sex talk, Im doing my own thing via alt tabbing into Worldbox, YOU seem to be lurking

[somber stream]

Working, lurking on my 2nd monitor yes

[sullen mango]

WHY IS THERE SO MANY BAD PLAYERS ON AURIC MAELSTROM😭 😭

[elfin pagoda]

its hard

[nocturne bloom]

Compensate then

[sullen mango]

How

[elder stone]

Get better and carry

[nocturne bloom]

Lock in

[elfin pagoda]

stealth builds can play alone

[orchid lynx]

Be better stornger do thier job

[sullen mango]

i guess man

[round mica]

almost got S rank on Hide N Seek, random teammate started killing civis for no reason

[brazen pelican]

Loner Zealot.

[elder stone]

Thats crazy

[devout tusk]

First thing i se in the morning.

[round mica]

watched him dome 3 apprehended civis

[brazen pelican]

Henlo~~!

[round mica]

cuffed and everything

[elder stone]

He heard order 66 go through comms

[devout tusk]

⏫ corruption bonus to genchat

[fiery wave]

Zealot mains has higher.

[round mica]

we gotta run non lethal later at some point

[elfin pagoda]

chaos psyker money gang we love casting spells

[elder stone]

Oh god

[round mica]

it’s not as bad as you think

trust

[nocturne bloom]

Best part of psyker is when you cast so many spells you bust

[elfin pagoda]

i love exploding at full hp cuz i got too adhd

[nocturne bloom]

Love busting

Busting gotta be my top 3 favorite activities

[elder stone]

Its only sex talk

[nocturne bloom]

(DT)

[nocturne bloom]

Erm psyker talk

[elfin pagoda]

i mean the setting allows for it

[elder stone]

I know but its only sex talk

[fiery wave]

No, best part is the constant edging to get the most out of it.

[nocturne bloom]

You sound proficient

[brazen pelican]

Damage depending on peril. ♥

[fiery wave]

Nope, don't have a sword for that.

[nocturne bloom]

...

You

Dont need one

[abstract wraith]

👀

[elder stone]

You people need more talking points

[fiery wave]

I don't have a staff either.

[nocturne bloom]

Ma'am, all due respect

[halcyon glen]

When is dr strange 3 coming out

[nocturne bloom]

You still can

It kinda looks like the weak spot on a BoN

[brazen pelican]

I have a 12-point presentation prepared for my friends on how to steal the good food instead of the rations.

[elder stone]

huh

[nocturne bloom]

HD2 next night

[fiery wave]

Come near my stuff and you become biomass.

[elder stone]

Ill try

[brazen pelican]

Point 1 is "Om", point 2 through 12 is "nom", repeating.

[nocturne bloom]

Dont have to, just if you want to

[nocturne bloom]

Biomass you say

[fiery wave]

@elder stone Also, when skullz?

[elder stone]

I dont know

[brazen pelican]

Especially the mandarins.

[elder stone]

Im not in a mood rn

[low hemlock]

sry used most of me points in minmaxing

[nocturne bloom]

I can stop, youre genuinely one of 2 people ill listen to here

[elder stone]

No idc about gen talk just not in a game-talk/Darktide mood

[nocturne bloom]

Oh

Still

[halcyon glen]

I’m not in a mood rn

[marsh iris]

Darktide huh

[halcyon glen]

This is a vermin server

[fiery crystal]

A tide of vermin some might say?

[halcyon glen]

I have summoned the Vermintide

[analog marsh]

🐀🐀🐀

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a small tide

[marsh iris]

what has vermin got to say about this situation 🎙️ 🐀

[nocturne bloom]

Idk ping him

[halcyon glen]

Fat rat

[devout tusk]

[orchid skiff]

Wym I'm not unique

[nocturne bloom]

No

[orchid skiff]

No pics for you

[nocturne bloom]

You'd never do it anyways

Stale

Washed up

[orchid skiff]

Cope

Sour grapes

[elder stone]

🥱

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like you secretly wanted to actually send pics then

[abstract wraith]

[nocturne bloom]

The silence says everything

Rewdy is jealous

[elder stone]

🥱

[stable fox]

Stop yawning

Go to sleep instead

[elder stone]

no way to talk to a man.

[stable fox]

[marsh iris]

femman

[stable fox]

Sleep.

NIOW!

[long sigil]

you say coward?

[brazen pelican]

Nah, "the fifth" in Swedish.

[long sigil]

ew swedish number is gay

[long sigil]

[brazen pelican]

Now what a coincidence.

[long sigil]

so

[stable fox]

[long sigil]

what should i gonna make

blackmetal weapon

me play valheim

[stable fox]

Rock

[long sigil]

huh

yagluth toothpick

same as black metal sword

and same motion

why mod add this

[halcyon glen]

E

jk

:sku

[halcyon glen]

@gilded crown valheim when?

[long sigil]

3day before started?

epicloot isnt mod

[halcyon glen]

Hello pig dog

[long sigil]

this is official

i am bone man

anyway

hello

[halcyon glen]

Sup pig dog

[long sigil]

[marsh iris]

bone man for the bone throne

[long sigil]

[gilded crown]

Valheim, my beloved

[marsh iris]

trolls are so uncanny

[long sigil]

get some clothe troll

[devout tusk]

Lasgun recoil

Just wanted to check if it was still banned

[wild cipher]

Roadmap

[long sigil]

darktide roadmap??

[violet lintel]

Nah, how about....

Darktide Rougelike!

[long sigil]

moltis?

[violet lintel]

Perma death involved too. lol

[somber stream]

So like

Dishonored but 40k

[elder stone]

I want a warhammer game similar to Helldivers

[long sigil]

warhammer survival game gonna cool too

[somber stream]

Who knows, they might be developing one

Seeing how successful HD2 is

[shy sandal]

Hardcore experience will be

"You died at birth, start a new game"

[stable fox]

Damn RNG

Spawned as nurgling

[somber stream]

Could be worse

Could be a Kriegger

[long sigil]

💀

[stable fox]

Dying in the name of emperor is better than dying for their "grandfather"

Karkers

[trim sleet]

I mean let's put it down to basics, would you rather die for a big fat stinky smelly neckbeard or a literal chad who fought for all of humanity and "died" for them?

[stable fox]

Latter

[trim sleet]

Exactly

[long sigil]

so update wheeeeeeeeen

[stable fox]

No idea

Maybe next week

[long sigil]

[trim sleet]

they on summer holidays atm i think

[long sigil]

fat shark where is ur viking soul

swedish asses

damn

[trim sleet]

the first three letters should explain everything

[stable fox]

Well they recently did post (twitter)so maybe they're going back to work

[long sigil]

[stable fox]

Slowly

[long sigil]

guess

valheim time

[elder merlin]

I fucking wish

[elder merlin]

Lol update for what?

[stable fox]

If we'll have helldviers version of Warhammer I'd like it to be not space marine

I want special forces from Imperium Military

We have PLENTY

[trim sleet]

imagine a warhammer x helldivers game in which you can play as anything from 40k - astares, militarum, soroitas, etc etc, and everything each person does will affect other peoples missions

[stable fox]

PLENTY

[long sigil]

balance patch and rework

[elder merlin]

Probably wont see the third major update til, maybe, august-september and 4th major update, probably, in december

[shy sandal]

Slop shop update in 3 hours... Actual Game updates are only gonna happen in august cause the team is on summer vacation, which, fair enough, just wish they had one guy in to patch arbites before leaving

[devout tusk]

Would fit the drop in die seconds in gameplay of Helldivers

[trim sleet]

like two teams doing seperate missions in the same map but they have to work together

[long sigil]

[shy sandal]

#Copingforvetrework

Plz mr fatish shark

Give vet an update

[trim sleet]

Team Vet vs Team Arbites

[shy sandal]

Arbites needs bugfixes, Vet would need a sull skill revamp

[trim sleet]

I'm at the point where playing with any arbites makes the game so unenjoyable

Especially on higher difficulties

It becomes a walking simulator

I gave money to fs to play DARKTIDE

not temu death stranding

yk?

[devout tusk]

But the legs is the legs

[shy sandal]

I AM THE GEX!

[somber stream]

Insert sex jokes here

[devout tusk]

Don't wake the thirsty catboys and other horrors again.

[shy sandal]

Should've named my Arbites "Sesbian"

[somber stream]

So true, i concur

To the statement above the one above mine

[brazen pelican]

You rang? ..oOwOo..

[devout tusk]

Ah shiiiet.

[somber stream]

Be original. Be different. Be Dredd

[brazen pelican]

"I want to name my Arbitrator 'Dredd'."
"How original..."
"But I'll add 'Judge-' in front if the 'Dredd'!"
"Daring today, are we?"

[shy sandal]

What pmo, is when you see the name and they can't be bothered trying to cosplay him right...

You had one job

[misty trench]

everyone named dredd should suffer the "box office flop" debuff but gain the "cult classic" buff in exchange

[shy sandal]

I saw the first 10 minutes of the Stallone one, and refused to see the rest

[somber stream]

Instead of Dredd 2 with Karl Urban, we now have Mortal Kombat for some reason

Strange timeline

[somber stream]

Best i’ve seen is a guy named Tedd, going around sprouting random science fact onboard the Mourning star

[misty trench]

I'm just glad they brought back Australian Kano, man hard carried the first movie

[somber stream]

Judge Tedd* pardon

[shy sandal]

Judgre Tedd, Fredd, Brett, and Bradd

Someone do it, now

[elder stone]

Named my Arbitrator Riot and my dog Control

Call me an American police force

[shy sandal]

I named mine "He'sReaching" and the dog "DregFetcher"

[devout tusk]

Still upset that I could not name my dog " -11,99€"

[shy sandal]

"ExpendableIncome"

[devout tusk]

That could have been a decent alternative name

[brazen pelican]

Mine's named Arbitraitor. Dog is Göteborgs-Lex.

[elder stone]

Did you guys see that Battlefield 6 is getting a reveal trailer

New Battlefield coming out!!!

[devout tusk]

Oh you are from there explains the

[somber stream]

The only one that didn't look like a random cosplayer, yes

[elder stone]

Does anyone here play battlefield

fuck me too ig

[somber stream]

Yes

I am

Cautiously optimistic about it

[devout tusk]

Can't wait to play an operative with a pink outfit doing fortnite emotes post game screen.
Have given up on BF games tbh.
Last real gritty battlefield was BF4.

[elder stone]

Im just praying its not what 2042 was

[somber stream]

I have seen the gameplay

It's 2042 had a bastard with Warzone

With some spice

[shy sandal]

Raphael asking Cornholio to kick the T800 in the balls. truly the realistic experience of modern warfare

[elder stone]

Oh... so its warzone

nvm then bf6 is slop

[somber stream]

Certainly has potential to be good

[devout tusk]

Sorry did not catch any of those references lol

[somber stream]

The tank play is very wonky, but it was alpha.

Gunplay? Not bad, not bad at all

[misty trench]

last BF I played was the BF1 beta lol

kinda fell off the series after BF4 for the most part, BF3 was where it peaked for me

[thick fog]

I bought BF1 like nearly two weeks lol

BF6 is about to be a disaster

[elder stone]

And you know people will rush to it like they do call of duty

[misty trench]

BF4 was fun for like, a little bit but once the whole skyscraper thing got old I stopped being interested

maps just weren't as good otherwise

[shy sandal]

Those are all Cod Warzone items

[somber stream]

To be fair, they're doing a lot more transparent with 6 than they did 2042. A lot of playtest, open to feed back etc

If it's anywhere near as good as 2019 warzone, i might get it

[thick fog]

They opened Labs and literally said themselves that they are not listening to people feedback

So it removes the whole point of Labs existing

[devout tusk]

What BF4 did well was beeing like Bf3 but better in all aspects. They took what was good and what ppl liked and expanded on it.

[elder stone]

Im waiting for "over the hill" and "PACS" to release

ARC Raiders looks fun

[misty trench]

yea it just didn't hit the same for me was all in terms of keeping me invested, I genuinely don't remember any of the BF4 map names xd

[devout tusk]

I expected BF1 to be similar and got dissapointed when it was closer to battlefront. Which is also a good game but not at all the same. Completely different itches

With the special powered up classes and nano armor horses lol

[elder stone]

Terra Firma 2

[misty trench]

I'll probs get into the battlefronts at some point, I'm just too much of a sucker for the OG battlefront 2 tho, got that shit for my birthday in 2006

[elder stone]

I played Battlefront with my dad a while ago

[devout tusk]

Still a healthy playerbase in Battlefront 2?

[thick fog]

Support classes with Mortar armory
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea

[misty trench]

afaik yea

[thick fog]

BF2 still holding very strong to this day

[elder stone]

It was me and him wave gamemode

[misty trench]

at least I've not had issues when I was playing MP

[gilded crown]

Hello femboytiders

[elder stone]

The real question is are you a Trooper or a Clanker

[thick fog]

Cheating in Battlefront 2 is quite a common thing at least my time playing from EU

[elder merlin]

Who knows, im hoping one of those updates is abunch of weapons for everyone, most notably ogryn, and a true chaos wastes mode

With better modifiers, all those starting modifiers in mortis suck, except for the melee fire one, i choose that one everytime

[devout tusk]

Mo'is

Troils

[elder merlin]

What were those big white droids with the purple energy blasters in 2?

Those guys were my favorite

[misty trench]

watch those wristrockets

[elder stone]

I forgot

[misty trench]

the magnaguards?

[elder stone]

Just like the simulations

[elder stone]

Oh those ones

[elder merlin]

Oh, yeah, lol

[misty trench]

yea they got the fuckin handheld automatic rocket launchers

[elder merlin]

Didnt realize they were just magnaguards but without the staffs and capes

[somber stream]

Looks naked lmao

[misty trench]

super inaccurate but so fuckin brutal if it hits

TRU

[elder merlin]

Though they look like they have different heads in the ps2 model

I looked them up just now

[somber stream]

They're not as scary in Republic Commando

Than say.. Super battledroid for some reason

[elder merlin]

I just remember their purple energy ball guns

[halcyon glen]

Paul

Gucci flip flops

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Kill him now, @misty trench, he is a heretic

[long sigil]

[misty trench]

the airlock might be needed afterall

[halcyon glen]

Rude

@misty trench can I ask a question?

[brazen pelican]

Technically that is asking a question.

[halcyon glen]

It ain’t

[misty trench]

sure

[somber stream]

Genies love this guy

[long sigil]

damn epicloot

so many need fire ass core

[halcyon glen]

What’s the difference between a person with greyscale and who’s a convict cus in Verm it gives image and gif perms

E

The gene genie loves to do crack

[broken dune]

greetings server

[misty trench]

it's the same

if you have convict you can embed in channels that aren't gen-chat

[brazen pelican]

Only if crack is a euphemism for biomass.

[halcyon glen]

Ok lovely

Because a person who loses their role

Feels anxiety descending

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktider

[halcyon glen]

Hold your mad hands

[brazen pelican]

You will?

[halcyon glen]

I just had a pedicure

[broken dune]

I come as i figured it would be a decent server to add to my collection.

[brazen pelican]

I was not planning to interact with your feet.

[halcyon glen]

It’s my favourite server

Hold your mad hands I cried

[somber stream]

One day i will understand Diana

One day.

[broken dune]

it is a decent server so far, no drama and not my usual

[halcyon glen]

Tis a pity she was a darktider

[brazen pelican]

Might need to sell yourself to Tzeentch.

[devout tusk]

A shit tonne of slaanesh corruption tho

[brazen pelican]

A party, you say?

[misty trench]

we try to keep the drama minimized

sometimes it pops up but usually it's nbd

[broken dune]

nothing a good blessing from the Omnissiah cant help

[brazen pelican]

Biggest incident of drama I've seen was a very short borderline "Stop having fun!" moment.

So no biggie.

[halcyon glen]

Sooth this man

[broken dune]

I am from the vrchat scene so i try to find non drama to soothe my Soul.

[brazen pelican]

Oof. My condolences.

[somber stream]

General chat is hardly soothing though, the subject can be... vary

[broken dune]

ive been stuck there for 8 years ive seen some dtuff but im also stuck here

[brazen pelican]

Step-bro?

[broken dune]

no

im am a Tech Priest thank you very much Varlet

[brazen pelican]

I have been given a pet name!

..oOwOo..

[broken dune]

...

[halcyon glen]

You must fortify your mind

[broken dune]

Yes brother, the fortification of my mind mayhap help.

[elder stone]

Reinforce the objective 🗣️

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together, you and I

[marsh iris]

the lex fortifies my mind

[halcyon glen]

E

[broken dune]

The Machine Spirit guides me

May the will of the Omnissiah cleanse you

[long sigil]

survitor💀

[broken dune]

no i am a Magos

[long sigil]

than buff lasgun

[broken dune]

all be-it he is part...furry he is good.

[halcyon glen]

Hello pig dog

[broken dune]

the lasgun is perfectly fine Varlet

[long sigil]

[marsh iris]

increase lasgun recoil

[broken dune]

Just bless it and you can purge well.

[obtuse oak]

some things are beyond human comprehension

[long sigil]

[inland mantle]

FS nerf the las gun please and ty

[halcyon glen]

Where is Hank?

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-sad-oh-no-gif-17379933

[long sigil]

[meager yoke]

back to ye old havoc climbing

[broken dune]

I shall go back to trying to figure out how the Grenade works for the achievement

[gilded crown]

Hey 💋

[marsh iris]

nerf lasgun until lasgun special attack is more powerful than the primary attack

[long sigil]

[marsh iris]

[long sigil]

oh wait

new tweet

damn u fat shark

[halcyon glen]

Dwerk

Spit it out already

[marsh iris]

🗣️ 💦

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[shy bane]

Thanks for suggesting vortex. My non-tech savvy brain somehow got it to work after watching several vids as I was getting an error opening vortex after installing. Was a proud moment 😁🥰

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[gilded crown]

Hello Leon

[gilded socket]

At this hour neuro?

[halcyon glen]

Hours= throw me tomorrow (after Thursday), something in the air, seven days to live or seven ways to die

I will survive

[plucky ermine]

I think corpse starch with some honey mustard might be pretty good

[thick fog]

He is cooking something

[halcyon glen]

Vile

[somber stream]

Imagine Corpse starch is like SPAM

[halcyon glen]

I won’t eat me

[somber stream]

A slab of ultra processed meat

[halcyon glen]

She can’t eat me

[somber stream]

Could make for a good impromptu burger

[halcyon glen]

He said smell this

[plucky ermine]

Do you think burgers still exist in 40k

[somber stream]

As long as bread still exist, there can be Burger

[plucky ermine]

And if the emperor existed all throughout most of human history he's had to have had a burger at one point

[halcyon glen]

Jesus is the bread of life

Bread of heav’n

[devout tusk]

Not sure if conjuring the image of the Emperor eating a burger.

[halcyon glen]

Who turned wine into lean?

[plucky ermine]

I just wanna know if the big E enjoyed a good burger at some point

[halcyon glen]

E

[somber stream]

I like the theory about the Emperor being lactose intolerant, born in pre-Neolithic times and all

[devout tusk]

Again Big E kinda heretical

[plucky ermine]

But borgar

[halcyon glen]

E

Not lore accurate I’m afraid

[somber stream]

H e r e t i c B o r g a h

[halcyon glen]

U5 died and respawned and became empowered versions

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4C97orTWY&list=RDmq4C97orTWY&start_radio=1

[plucky ermine]

Lorgar Borgar

[halcyon glen]

Uber 5

[marsh iris]

God Emburger of Burgerkind

[silver mango]

I wonder when's the commodore restocking

[lilac crag]

hello folks

[elder stone]

hi

[elder stone]

I think in like the next 5 hours

[lilac crag]

da loosh

[silver mango]

nah not that far away

[elder stone]

Like I think 5 hours max

[silver mango]

my bet's on like 17 minutes

[plucky ermine]

Do u think arbite stuff gon be in it

[elder stone]

They really need a set timer

[stable fox]

You may have a little faith

[silver mango]

and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

[stable fox]

But don't expect that much from slop

[broken dune]

ok i need help and idk what to do, the quick throw isnt working and idk what to do anymore

[inland mantle]

At best that red recolor

If its anything

[silver mango]

slop for the slop god

[stable fox]

Skitarri, wrong spirit

[broken dune]

im just trying to get the simple achivement of long bomb but the grenade doesnt work

[somber stream]

Would be great if it's blue Krieg

[silver mango]

no I want steel legion camo

[somber stream]

The German looking one?

[stable fox]

Long bridge, easy difficulty, toss it via aiming higher and it will go further

[silver mango]

yes

[inland mantle]

mhmm krieg slop

[stable fox]

Cadia slop

When

[elder stone]

Oh I did that one
Some maps youll be on a tall ledge, toss the grenades up high arched to hit a horde, easy stuff

[stable fox]

Or more Vostroyan

I want vostroyan

[inland mantle]

Krieg sales better sadly

[elder stone]

Usually you want to be higher for the nade to have time

[somber stream]

I need that Krieg Grenadier helm for my Legion drip

No hose

[elder stone]

Just got a national guard youtube ad

lol

[inland mantle]

🇺🇸

[somber stream]

Thy phone is wired

[elder stone]

They know my recent google searches

[marsh iris]

bros, when you throw grenade for long bomb, just click without holding down the button. it will explode earlier.

[silver mango]

thy jordans art fake

[inland mantle]

Too much work just do it on consignment yard ending area

[marsh iris]

its like 50m distance, the bottom of your screen should be where the enemy heads at

quick left click

[somber stream]

Good thing i wear local leather

[broken dune]

i just need a long gap and no randos joining killing everything so im trying to get a privite lobby

[somber stream]

Grab a friend

[devout tusk]

what are you trying to do?

[halcyon glen]

They’re here my Lord

[inland mantle]

Impossible for the average gamer

[broken dune]

i dont have a friend

[halcyon glen]

Anyone want to be my friend in darktide?

[broken dune]

just ge ta big map like the first mission and line up 5 dudes

[somber stream]

Shrimply ask one to be yours

I annoy people so they be mine

[broken dune]

lol

i just need a privite lobby is all

[somber stream]

I now have 3 ogryn, 1 zealot, 2 vet and 1 psyker

[halcyon glen]

I’m Psyker only

I like to shrink heads

[somber stream]

Okay 1 and a half psyker

[devout tusk]

What diff?

[halcyon glen]

E

[broken dune]

diff?

[halcyon glen]

I’m gonna create a melee only vet build when I get my 5070ti

[devout tusk]

Difficulty

[halcyon glen]

16 g (of course)

[somber stream]

But of course

[broken dune]

any is fine tbh

[devout tusk]

Guess we could start a private lobby the bots are not that aggressive.

A horde should do it

[broken dune]

yea

[elder stone]

@ me when the shop rotates

[devout tusk]

Dm me your deets and i can try to assist

[halcyon glen]

How does one unlock H40

I’m gonna prove how easy it is

[broken dune]

deets?

[marsh iris]

do that torrents investigation mission, the part where you wait for the elevator while hordes coming across the bridge where the medicase station is at

[devout tusk]

Details

[broken dune]

ahh alr

wait my steam is in my bio

[thick fog]

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

Sometimes the store can take a while to rotate

There was once the store rotate at 17:00 CEST

I remember chat went insane during that period

[halcyon glen]

WHO IS Slick daddy jay?

It’s obviously one of you

Must be Paul

[somber stream]

Definitely Paul

[thick fog]

probably to do with a major update release

Wait that happened with Arbites lol

[somber stream]

It was 2 years back

[inland mantle]

👴

[somber stream]

The outfit that day was the Rogue trader set

Worst purchase i've made

[inland mantle]

Oh shit i own on that zealot damn Im old af

[somber stream]

👴

[inland mantle]

Only good set with those skins

[halcyon glen]

Zealot only

Remove sprint and slide and I’ll consider darktide playable

[somber stream]

They made vet looks like stick figure

[inland mantle]

How would you deal with ranged then?

Without sliding

[elder stone]

Shoot

gun

[halcyon glen]

Melee them

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Not enough ammo in H40 so no

Not going back to bubble spam builds

[elder stone]

Make more ammo

[inland mantle]

❌

[elder stone]

Hi Lucia

[ripe tangle]

Good Morning

[inland mantle]

Do tell how

[elder stone]

Morning?

04:02 is night no?

[ripe tangle]

it's 4am is it not?

is that not morning?

[elder stone]

Morning is at least 6

[inland mantle]

[ripe tangle]

technically morning starts at midnight

[somber stream]

4 AM is indeed morning

[elder stone]

Freaks

[somber stream]

Helth

[elder stone]

6 is morning

[ripe tangle]

what about 5?

[elder stone]

Pre morning

[somber stream]

5 is the recommended healthy morning

[ripe tangle]

Mykolaiv

[halcyon glen]

Can I choose to not have a gun

[elder stone]

Yeah that’s a city

[inland mantle]

Yea just dont use it

Even a zealot penance for that

[elder stone]

Mykolaiv is where Russia’s former black sea flagship was built

[ripe tangle]

does anything happen there?

[elder stone]

The Moskva

[ripe tangle]

oh

[somber stream]

Yeah i prefer the throwing knife on Zealot anyway

[elder stone]

Right now not really

There was some stuff in 2022 but it fizzled out

[halcyon glen]

Why the hell does DT zealot have shade talents 💀

[somber stream]

Shroud you mean?

[halcyon glen]

At least give it DD

[ripe tangle]

it's 4 in the morning, I'm chewing on seeds and drinking water

and otherwise bored

[halcyon glen]

E

[somber stream]

Mind the seed, might grow in ye

[little marten]

It’s 10am!!!

[inland mantle]

Umm 5am get it right

[elder stone]

You’re objectively wrong

[inland mantle]

False news

[elder stone]

Your time zone is fake news

[inland mantle]

Lies

[elder stone]

You aren’t even a green rock

[inland mantle]

Show proof

Ill wait

[halcyon glen]

IHMY GOD

[ripe tangle]

impossible

[somber stream]

Go have Eel pudding for breakfast

[ripe tangle]

they're sunflower seeds

[halcyon glen]

EMperor bullet is the BEST talent in the game

[ripe tangle]

I got them at the gas station for like 87 cents

[somber stream]

Hmmm

The shell is naturally salty on those for some reason

[ripe tangle]

that's why I'm drinking water

[marsh iris]

eat the shell coward

[ripe tangle]

but I like sucking on the shells because they're salty

[somber stream]

Same

Do drink plenty sister.

I prefer to snack on seaweed

[inland mantle]

My family always ate the shell. Always thought that was the norm lmao

[somber stream]

Is definitely preference

[ripe tangle]

who eats the shell!?!?!

[inland mantle]

Me cant you read

[ripe tangle]

you're not supposed to swallow the shells

[inland mantle]

Too bad

Skill issue

[supple thorn]

ello all

[somber stream]

watermelon seed shell is actually quite crunchy

[ripe tangle]

can you even digest the shells?

[inland mantle]

Yes?

[somber stream]

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

I'm still not swallowing the shells

[inland mantle]

Weak

[marsh iris]

just chew it for better digestion

[ripe tangle]

I suck on them until they have the texture of paper and spit them in a cup -_-

[halcyon glen]

Is there a crossbow for zealot

[ripe tangle]

the only part you're supposed to swallow is what's inside the shell

the seed part

[somber stream]

I wish

[weak beacon]

I think space marine 2 is getting shut down and I’m really sad about it I know the game wasn’t good in a lot of people’s eyes but I really enjoyed it

[halcyon glen]

Wait

Why the helly is zealot a female

E

[ripe tangle]

why?

[little marten]

Ok guv’na

[marsh iris]

oi

[somber stream]

Gov'na

[little marten]

If u swalllw watermelon seed won’t it grow a watermelon inside u )

[somber stream]

It will, that's why you chew them dummy

[inland mantle]

Lies

[ripe tangle]

do people actually eat jellied eels?

or is that just a bad stereotype about British food?

[weak beacon]

The studio that worked in space marine 2 is being shut down apparently

[inland mantle]

Gotta make SM 3 thats why ez

[elder stone]

Probably

[stuck wasp]

Aren't they making SM3 ?

[marsh iris]

i wish to try jellied eels

looks intruiging

[little marten]

Its a small subset of us that do, technically Im part of that subset but fuck that I’m never eating one of those

[somber stream]

Jellied Eel is a British's trademark

[weak beacon]

Yeah but they still were going to make updates for sm2

[rotund depot]

Guys I just picked this game up this week and I'm having so much fun, especially with the new class. Finished the third chapter just now. Did they release any info on the future for this game? Will they develop new content and if so, do we know what it will be?

[ripe tangle]

I've had meat jellied before, like meat that was congealed in it's own fat and in kind of a gelatine form

[somber stream]

Yes

[inland mantle]

Fat shark doesnt do roadmaps

[marsh iris]

yummers

[ripe tangle]

it wasn't bad but I didn't particulalrly like it either

[rotund depot]

Neither do I!

[stuck wasp]

So is the studio getting shut down or not ?

[ripe tangle]

it was okay

[somber stream]

For a more serious respond, update are scarces, there will be one this august

[marsh iris]

theres no road in the sea silly

[inland mantle]

Hmm

See thats what you think land person

[weak beacon]

Yes the studio working on the game Now that there being shut down I don’t think it’ll get anymore updates we might not even get sm3

[stuck wasp]

Just that there will be 2 more updates this year, nothing further is known yet

[rotund depot]

That's cool to read. Hope they will keep adding new modes/maps for the foreseeable future!

[little marten]

Underrated is roll-mops which are like raw herring pickled in vinegar and onions

[somber stream]

These are actually good. Esp the Chinese made. I have plenty of those

[somber stream]

Maybe once a year..

If they feel like it

[ripe tangle]

that somehow sounds extremely nordic

like something only a Norwegian would eat

[little marten]

We draw a line when it starts rotting

[rotund depot]

Lol. Doesn't sound hopeful

[somber stream]

You'll get used to it

[stuck wasp]

It's the just the Russian side that has. The Studio will still exist and probably still keep on SM2/3

[marsh iris]

seriously though, chaos wastes, NOW

[somber stream]

There isn't anything like it on the market right now

[inland mantle]

You'll get the wish.com verison trials

[marsh iris]

let me waste in the chaos

[tacit geode]

There will be a new map (per the 4 updates announcement) but we don't know when or what it is

[marsh iris]

allow

[stuck wasp]

2nd Hive 🤞

[tacit geode]

Though I'm thinking September and December

[rotund depot]

I played the game on PC originally but didn't like it. Picked it up on Playstation now (because my PC has issues running Mine sweeper), but they really did improve the game a lot, it's in a much better place now

[weak beacon]

I hope the game has a lot of problems and the devs have not been doing a good job but the game is still pretty good and has potential and I have hope

[marsh iris]

2nd hive citizens better be ready for some rejecting and arbitrating

[somber stream]

Yes, the very same for me. I play during closed beta but it was in a sorry state. Things are definitely better now

Except for the server

[supple thorn]

how's everyone?

[somber stream]

Half dead

No coffee

[rotund depot]

Half alive

[marsh iris]

Online

[supple thorn]

That makes three of us. Im hungover.. again.

[little marten]

What if we go to the second hive city and it’s really dark and quiet so we push deeper and deeper into the city but we can’t find anyone or anything and then we come to a big room that is completely dark and we walk inside then suddenly all the lights come on and all the hive city residents are inside and they’ve put up banners and bunting and they shout surprise and it’s actually a surprise birthday party and the governor comes out holding a big cake and lets us blow out the candles

[somber stream]

woa

Yes

[rotund depot]

and then we run around swinging our weapons?

[marsh iris]

Wholesome City

[ripe tangle]

Then we kill him and everyone else for being Heretics, right?

[weak beacon]

I really want a better cosmetic for my vet and I need to figure out how to build this Karker

[little marten]

For the piñata, yes

[elder stone]

And then the former president George Washington stands up and congratulates you and kisses your forehead and gives you a medal, and then all the chaos leaves after wishing you a happy birthday and everyone lives happy ever after

[marsh iris]

reminded me of that key and peele short, mafia boss gunned down all the people trying to surprise him for his birthday at home

[little marten]

NO killing we just all hang out and play musical chairs

[ripe tangle]

The blade on my Evicerator, it thirsts for blood, I must sate it's thirst.

[icy dawn]

Heyy :lurk:

[little marten]

Haven’t seen that one going to have to do another key and peele deep dive

[halcyon glen]

@somber stream https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9f7752d8-77d7-4ae0-8370-643aff5fec98/my-build-3?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[somber stream]

Im not clkcing that

[fierce cave]

Use the hell creatures there full of blood

[somber stream]

Wait no

[little marten]

Isn’t wu chang: boob souls put today

[elder stone]

Killing stands for
Kissing
Intimacy
Levitating
Loving
Interactive
Negotiating
Game

[supple thorn]

how goes it sister?

[little marten]

You had me at levitating ❤️

[ripe tangle]

It goes well, as you can see.

[somber stream]

Is actually a decent build, you are sane after all Diana

How about talk to us normally instead of code, hmm?

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[somber stream]

Indeed

[halcyon glen]

Why is it a decent build?

Because it’s a replica of my 1H zealot melee only

[somber stream]

It will kill, that's all i will say

Seems systemized, balance between survivability and dealing damage

[halcyon glen]

Emperor bullet is a trash talent

It’s btec last resort 💀

Last resort so much better

[elder stone]

I looked at hte commodores ventures

Im gonna cry

[somber stream]

it updated?

[elder stone]

yes

[somber stream]

Quick, send me Screenshots

[elder stone]

NO DONT LOOK AT IT

[elder stone]

Okay but

[somber stream]

runs to driptide

[elder stone]

get your paper towels ready

[gilded socket]

Waddup dicktode

[elder stone]

Go look

[little marten]

Polish armour set

[somber stream]

IT'S

[supple thorn]

mornin

[somber stream]

Shit as expected

But that vet helmet though

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