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Oh i actually wasn't referring to any particular internet video when i said that
could be worse, could be a full out song
AHAHA
This is true.
Lovely, thanks for the initiative

that's where I got the name from!!
Go back to Siberia you MONGOL
My dad's dad was a relative of a leader of the Hungarian revolution who fled to the US after the execution of Imre Nagy. I can actually prove it because there is an entire road named after my family 

Hello? Based department?
New lore dropped
And now their son enjoy getting trampled on by internet women
I have a friend with the last name Nagy...and He's Hungarian....
The lore thicken
Being a rebel is in your blood, then?
who up darkin they tide
lasgun accurate is not accurate lore
Yea, and my family owns that road to date 
give lasgun attack speed
My dad's dad's dad was a Red Army general in charge of a nuclear silo, and his dad was an officer in WW1 and the Russian Revolution 
We also built around a dozen churches in CT
and accurate
Mine Father's family side is spicy
And my dad's dad was a Soviet microbiologist
Yeah dude mine committed genocide too, you arent special
I never said that

My dad's a junkie with a pet heroin addict 😎
You know, I know, we all know
And thats okay because we all have those people in our families
Whats wrong with that 
I've gotten addicted to this one: https://youtu.be/xkzy_420hts?list=RDxkzy_420hts
Your family lineage includes revolutionaries who fought for Hungary
and now you want to be dommed by women you meet online.
Are you a woman
And that's okay
I might be
Fake news
Yeah the internet's pretty cool
what the
Dont matter, get to smacking
I havent checked in a while


Women dont exist on the internet
woman ? 
get a shower dirty ass
grill? grill?!
Loosh has the Moon Knight gender identity. Wakes up in the morning going: "Random gender go!"
Im into whatever loosh is, im loosh pilled, im a loosh stan, im a loosh freak, im a looshcordian
Hey there's a term for that
Im bipolar but Im not normal / bitch or happy / sad, my parts rearrange randomly at night
I am a skinwalker 
Being gender fluid
Bart shush
what
No I mean I extremely violently change during random hours of the night
i feel sick too
Scary word
Ill throw hands with them
My fiancee is native american. I get whacked if I try to say that word
Skinwalkussy
Tell that to your fiancee
i dont care u woman or man
Valid, call them fleshrunners
if ur not pretty
Bart has the real priorities
Boss end of the day i dont care, I just wanna be loved

Real
We say fleshstrollers
One day i'm sure my good fellow
-# we are dying alone
Plus I live in Appalachia so like, gotta be extra careful with those things
Sitting in a room alone doing nothing for 8 hours at night is cool and all but its better with company
Oh right send me that
'chair' of yours
Huh
why no small bomb box
Oh
Huh
That's concerning?
Quite
Sometimes Ill use a landmine as a weight

hadrone will hate u
I gotta save up for a plane trip to europe
Want a funny song? :3
Yes please
thats ogryn lore
You ever listen to "Bad History"?
@somber stream sent
I'm kinda sad now
I got out of bed just for you
Thanks babe ❤️
I have other funny songs, on a varied scale of dirty.
Wait 1, i have something
You dont like this to me... 💔
Also involve old men and being sad
Bad History is so peak
👉 👈
I did it as a meme
I can be like that for you
Its okay hun
What in the fuck am I watching? I feel the braincell trying to escape.
bored gamers trying to fill the content gap for Darktide
Good morning femboytiders
Let me send another one
YOU ARE

Slaaneshi indeed
Heh, I showed my fiancee that to the point she was singing it for a week
Pardon?
Boyfriend and I randomly remind each other every now and then, and it's stuck all over.
I can share only like 3 songs because I dont know any english songs 💔
There's no better song than CPR sung by Nihmune
Odd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UanTCFKKg&list=RDn9UanTCFKKg&start_radio=1
Stuff i usually listen to
wear headphone
That, and since you are German I am assuming Kraftwerk, Nena, Rammstein and Electric Callboy?
A bit of Rammstein yes, but i don't listen to modern German pop all that much actually
13 years ago, not a damn thing changed
Nothink’s gonna change my world
Nothink*
https://youtu.be/MDJlxMYjqPM?si=2b9zKqTA_S47BcQG
Closest Ive ever gotten to rock
@brazen pelican Wanted to share this after you said you werent into Post Punk
maybe thatll be more your style
The idea of training doves to shit on your ex's new lover is alluring
Do you like Hong Kong garden
I got long list of ex lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Panda express ❤️
It was better. :3
Ooops pardon, this has no engsub
Basically it's shitting all over German public transport
Not bad
Reason they made it is this American country singer went to Japan with the plan to get the 5 most legendary animators drunk as fuck and animate the album.
Coolio
Based
Entire album is amazing.
Licht whats your favorite Kino song
🗣️ Silence Varlet! These are Holy relics you speak of!
Classic Hadron
I might be able to decipher it. :3
Gruppa
make me robowoman
Good but surface level
I like the tune, but have no idea what's the lyric is, mind
Its about Soviet Afghan war, He wants to stay home wiht his love but hes drafted
Basically anti war, neat
Gruppa Krova is Blood type in Russian, he has it on his uniform to be identifiable, asks for good luck in war, and gets sent off
They were very anti war
This is my personal favorite Kino song
African night flight
This guy posts mostly accurate engsubs
YOU ARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncfm6Fphhlo&list=RDNcfm6Fphhlo&start_radio=1
@somber stream this is Gruppa Krovi, if you want to read the engsub for yourself
Its sad they killed Tsoi
I listened to the entire Inside Album
Fire from top to bottom
Certainly still fitting
Watched all of it on Netflix, I was genuinely worried for him.
Me during covid lockdown:
Morning Darktide fans around the world.. fuck me I shouldn’t have eaten the block of cheese before bed
My only issue with english music is I have trouble understanding them
I can barely process english at a reasonable pace already 😭
Watermelon sugaaaar
your england not pwderful enough
British popstar music is a whole other ballgame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Sfl5rRBGw
Playlist i use for work/drawing or just background in general
It is definitely not
which is why Ive never been into any loud genre like metal
my biomass is in danger
What do you mean you guys across the water didn’t go and watch the Robbie Williams movie?!?!
I enjoy the tune anyway, so just listen to whatever that please the ears
Yep but the downside is I cant share my music because there are like a total of 4 slavs on the internet
and when I do, finding accurate engsub is a pain
Rest in peace ozzy osbourne - creator of metal
F
My brother was/is a big Ozzy fan
i like instrumental, lo-fi, post-rock, vapor/synth/retro/power wave, house, trance
To be fair. Ozzy metal and modern metal are much different sound wise
good then my biomass is safe (? i can go away
He pretty much exclusively speaks english now
Biomass?
let my brain do the painting instead of limiting imagination to lyrics
some exceptions like Muse, theyre so fuckin good
Garut where are you from king
I’ve never been able to get into muse.. I went to see them live with my partner and her brother who are super fans and they were like frothing at the mouth and I was standing there like a melon the whole concert
i been to their concert twice with my buddies, we just singing along like fucknuts amongst melons
I can’t deny they absolutely smashed it tho
upside down poland at night is so 🔥
Where is this biomass? ..oOwOo..
yeah humidity is very nice
fully of biomass of heretics
i remember going for a trip to australia and flying back, the moment i stepped out of the plane feels like walking into a pre-heated oven
so this is how foreigners must feel 
For me its like entering a freezer
I do not understand anything they are singing.
But it's slaps.
Worlds strongest hypothalamus
i say 20 degrees celsius is a perfect temp
Best I can do is 14.
with 55% humidity
Beer garden weather
Feels like they are doing drugs
It is very likely.
That one I was actually able to decipher. 
the only slavic song i know is from GTA IV Nikogo ne Zhalko

Chat being based today
i heard of that song but never knew the title
Same
Thanks, Dad. ❤️
Wake up kids we’ve got the dreamers disease
Not your dad, but you're welcome ❤️
We can be a big happy family
hiya guys
I call the role of weeb daughter.
Hello hi
hi lucy
Hi xander
When is havoc 100 bein released
TOMORROW
HAVOC
SUCH TRIFLING MATTERS THOSE WHO SEEK TO RULE THE STARS
Help guys, darktide wont open now. It was working fine earlier but for some reason now it wont open. I get the option to start game but its just a black screen
I swear i hate this game sometimes
Fatshark hates us all
I dont know whats wrong. It keeps crashing. Most of the time its fine, but sometimes it just shits yhe bed
they hate us, we love their game. this must stop
Do a lil file check in your steam settings, might be a miss-mumbled value that the game refuses to load.
Is it a server issue? I fucking swear. Unless someone swapped my PC parts, ive no clue what could be the reason it keeps crashing
It’s like being in an abusive toxic relationship
It is a server issue
They are running a train on the server
Or that ye
Fatshark cant keep fucking me like this. I might start to enjoy it...

If the prior application check didn't work, give it another go, open the game and wait 5 or so minutes.
If it still isn't fixed, it'd a possibility that it's either the server doing doing heavy coughing, or.. Well, a reinstall.
Could also try and launch it with admin privileges, as it an be a firewall thing.
mods maybe?
i stopped using mods and only crashes like once a week
if not its like everyday
I use mods, and I don't crash 
Ogryn main privileges
same
Ive played with the dodge counter for like 3 days now and it was all fine and dandy. Now it decides "NAH"
machine spirit bias
Just give the files a quick check with the steam application thingy.
See if that works
This game needs custom maps I'm tired of playing the same boring ones.
This game needs some holy oil and incense...
Reverse maps?
A workshop would do this game good and give it some much needed longevity
Sometimes I just wanna slap Fatshark in the face and sometimes I wanna kiss their feet. Goddamn
Cant even alt+tab or ctrl+alt+del. Darktide is literally bricking my PC
this is the will of the sex..
Turn it off

and people call him oppressor
Played with a guy named Sesbian Lex. Took me a while to get his funny name
so it's an oppressor, holding the will of the sex
Yeah I saw a person like that too
that sounds right
Morning
If this continues, i am uninstalling this shit covered diamond of a game. Ill just play STALKER or Project Zomboid
when tf did they announced boltgun 2
Boringass Game 2
Literally just play doom. Doom has more variety in gameplay than that game.
As a BOOMER SHOOTER game.
ima go play dawn of war 3
Outdone by your damn predecessor
Or better yet, play doom with space marine mods
HOMOSEXUAL ROBOT GAME
How many crackers can you eat in under a minute
1
It literally uninstalled. After restarting my PC it jist uninstalled itself. FARTSHART!
being a straight man who likes signalis is hard

Sorry to break it to you but
I think gods telling ya something.
Could it be a memory leak
Try doing the steam launch command thing
If u havent done it already
just play space hulk
Barring the ocassional batch of out of date mods i rarely get crashes now and i play on an nvidia powered laptop
Im going back to New Vegas. Whatever. Darktide's gameplay is so great. Just everything else is shit....
--lua-heap-mb-size 2048
COME BACK PLEASE
Put that in ur launch properties on steam for darktide
Right click the game in ur steam library, click properties, paste it (including the double hyphens)
if the game is uninstalling itself you simply are not worthy
lexually oppressed
good bye
I stopped playin cuz powercreep
what does that mean
Functionality wouldve been a close second
i keep hearing that term thrown around
actually i can just look it up and cease social engagement!!
Its stuck at 1% install. Its just validating...
has it occurred to you to simply remain patient
Old shit in a game being gradually overshadowed by new additions to the game as it evolves
i already looked it up thank you
i’m assuming you mean arbites
Install or verify
I gotta get better glasses for my night blindness
Ogryn, Arbites
I wish I could play lights out
i’m so bad at ogryn!!
Clearly being balanced around Havoc with exceptionally overtuned trees
Agraapina revolver or zarona? Not in terms of meta just what you like more?
Trivializing the standard experience of the game
As a Zealot main since the closed beta it's all so tiresome
braced revolver is the funniest and dumbest thing in the game
it's so fun
YOU ARE
i much prefer having a revolver that is useful at long range
If ur fresh installing try going to your steam downloads settings and clearing your download cache
Or changing your download server
aww thanks💜
If you clear the cache ull have 2 log back in 2 steam
just aim harder, mate.
Something really fishy
I did. Checking whats gomna happen now
that person is not speaking to you directly… they are repeating song lyrics
shh
they are malfunctioning!!
YOU ARE
new people 'round from the usual
die!!
hiya folks
A permutation
die!!
It says itll download in 3 days and 55 mins. WTF?

you first 😘
aim harder? my aim is rock hard
true dat!!
Where’s the oil
You need to be harder
braced revolver sucks!! sorry!!
@standard oil
@standard oil
If not go into your %steam%\steamapps folder and delete the appmanifest file for Darktide
You can find it by download date
shrimply untrue I fear
Restart steam and try again
Did they leave
but you don't get standard oil
Restarting my whole PC now.
im thinking of giving agripinaa revolver another chance
this person may just have an insanely crappy internet connection and a crappy computer
i remember it didnt hit as hard as ms Zarona
@waxen walrus I need your standard oil
there is much detail missing here
Got a decent PC and 300mbps
define decent
Like 3k dollars worth decent
define decent
Forgot specs. Not too good with the whole specs thing
not good with specs interesting
when we meet in the next life i will endeavor to remember that
turn off the bitcoin miner that i just deployed to your rig

They were the chaos and I was the fixer
YOU ARE
suffocating
YOU ARE
Chinese poetry
pietry
YOU ARE
Ive no problem running everyt other game on ultra and and have an average of about 90 fps. Some games get stuck at 60. But darktide is a whole different story
are you an old man
Hello Leon
Time, age, leaves from the same dying tree
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
Not even keanes best
i'm not him
there once was a lady from venus
hold on to your balls
Wish me luck
why??
Im literally burning incense right now
Oh... I just saw Ozzy Osbourne passed
are you??
Gonna rub holy oil on me
The game is done? I’ve won! I’ve won! Quoth she and whistled thrice.
Yeah. Sad day
War pigs
Indeed sad day
Now who will bite the head off of animals
I think jack black could do it
who is jack black ??
He is Steve
ah !! yes !!
he is a crafting table
He is kung fu panda
Hes in a lot of things tbf
HE IS
what an odd choice !! mine craft is all he has done yes ??
A permutation
He's with Tenacious D
No... He is also frontman for Tenacious D
Band

Disposal Unit starts playing
Rubber band
ah yes i must be killed for not knowing !!
Ау епта отзовитесь
Hes also done that Rock video game. Along with Ozzy!
It was a fun game. Forgot the name
Indeed
brutal legend
camera pans over wide tropical jungle with peaceful ambience
sudden loud clanging noise of pots and pans and camera cuts to a clearing in the jungle
“Junglerooni!”
jack black bursts out of tree line and does a front roll and looks at camera
“This ain’t my kind of Amazon”
he winks at camera and cuts to cgi alpaca voiced by Jeff Bezos who sighs
You have chosen death
10 mil down the drain. No full 80s
I’m gonna rob Grendyl
Hes also done Tropic Thunder.
i just listened to the entire discography at 4000x speed and it blows !!
In fairness he does try to eat cocaine out of a bat in that movie
School of Rock had a pretty damn good soundtrack
i believe it was heroin
The Fatties: Fart 2 💨
40k fans try not to say something racist challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Best comedy
These days it’s closer to 40k fans try not to goon
Wtf is going on
The usually morning chaos
when a thirsty man sees the oasis, he fails to notice the lions taking court around it
Confirmed SAGE
i am digging in my butt
Ahh, a student of Confucius
Hello darktiders
It is possible to get 80 on all stats from brunts right
no.
I don’t play darktide by the way it’s too easy for me
So today im just gonna do the easy lunch
Hey!!! @halcyon glen got more sage wisdom? My game keeps crashing
Restart
Tuna, cheese crackers, jelly beans
it is only possible to get 80 on all stats but one, which will be 60
Restared and game uninstalled itself...
I ate so much tuna yesterday it was a slaneeshi fever dream
Whats up
Restart again
Good ole dose of darktide S.S.D.D
Right now? Its still installing tho.
Perform the proper machine rites.
Alright then who do I get it from
Did you put enough holy wax on your computer
i already typed a follow up response
Emprah?
Or burn enough incense
one moment while i find it for you
Restart until it reappears
i’ll have to scroll up so far!!
Im burning incense in my room right now. Hope the Omnissiah approves
Will do. 👍
Here
it is only possible to get 80 on all stats but one, which will be 60
So where did the sainted guns come from
Mod
Very good Markus
“sainted” guns are a mod
Oh
they just indicate weapons that are maxxed out
10 mil down the drain... womp womp
it’s for sorting purposes only
Damn I fell for the glow stone portal moment once more
Its ok big guy... Here
Was already trying to figure out when the fuck they got added because I took a long break from this game Imao
gives rashun and rock
Glow stone portal works you just have to light the top left corner
Can someone post this gif for me I don’t babe gif perms
Silence
Have *
nuh uh
Why Malo
Because no one has perms
too sleepy …
still do not know who jack black is !!
He is Steve
yes … i see … ok !!
I just realized I’m sitting on like 60 best possible roll exterminator shotguns now
He is kung fu panda
Hark now children and listen to the words of the wind. When the valley cools and the mountain tops are thick with snow and ice. Then, then the image perms will find their way to you.
Didnt know the Minecraft movie was made by the same dude who made Napoleon Dynamite.
your twin said similar things …
Need to watch Minecraft now
i once had a twin … 😔
Yall should watch Napoleon Dynamite.
What does Malo mean
i am not sure!!
E
E
are you an old man??
oh i am awake now
time to stop being silly

breakfast cooking!!
Paul
I am
that explains a great deal
unfortunately i have no idea what we were talking about
iBrows
oh yeah!!


Fish phlegm paste
Hallo Leon
You can put it on rice
I’m on a keto diet unfortunately
ayyyy, hamburger patty and hotdog weiner club
Very good
good stuff
millenials are now old people
your mom goes to college
I can't open Penances because I get insta crash, any fixes ?
Repent
I used to get frequent crashes in penances and masteries, for some reason it's sometimes triggered by having your GPU overclocked.
I'm assuming you're getting the darktide error report where is says something about d3d12
Although if it's always an instacrash and the error report isn't helpful at all thennnnn verify files in steam?
If you have software managing your GPU (nvidia has software like this) it may be doing the overclocking on its own.
Guys I know it’s a bit excessive but I think I’m gonna have to have a tuna and sweet corn sandwich
Breadless sandwich
tuna and mayo is another good one.
and cream cheese and salmon.
Really?
Yep, both are keto safe
I don’t buy meal deals sorry
Keto is like, 90% eating like a poor bachelor
Poor pauper
Breadmaxx and make yourself a toast sandwich
newbie here, why am i not getting any talent points anymore?
You’re level 30
so thats the limith eh
Yep
with the talent perks, am i suppose to go in a straight line then?
No, pick your poison all the way down
Some builds don't use keystones
You can choose whichever talents you want. At the highest difficulty levels, some people get more strict about which talents they think are the best for each class. But at lower difficulties, it doesn't matter much, you can test things out, choose whatever you like
A daft pauper
Luckily i dont give a damn what others say i should do...
High diff or not...
Meta NEVER worked for me
E
Same. It's a game, it's meant to be played for fun. (A stronger build can make things easier though heh)
Hey, the best build is the one that you play well enough to get through the mission. Meta is just meta because it works for the most people in the most situations. You can play with no talents or ranged weapon if you can make it work effectively lmao
Yeah... a stronger build can make things easier if the way you play matches the build
you arent suppose to pick every node on top
Complete a Mission on Heresy Threat or higher with no Ammo remaining, and 90 accuracy
do mortis trials count as a mission?
O machine
yes
I know for other penances, Mortis Trials do count as missions. So I would assume it would count for that penance too, but I don't know for sure
gotcha, thanks 🙂
Yeah. But what counts as a Stronger Build depends on your Playstyle.
if a build requires special tech to work, then prolly
I agree - after writing my message, I realized I should add that in. (Because I remember trying a meta build and found that, even though I was doing more damage, I was also dying more because I had sacrificed toughness.. so I had to tweak things to match how I play)
what build are you speaking of
Builds in General
Me? It was a zealot build
oh rip
and you had issues with your survivability due to toughness?
Ello all.
hi larken
Yeah, it could be a skill issue on my end heh. I take too much damage. But I still qualify that as 'personal playstyle' heh
I am sober for now.
I mean it's okay to have that as ur personal playstyle
I moreso wanted to point out that most of the time
dt meta is cut n dry on classes
especially vet and zealot nowadays
there is an objectivity to some extent, like with vet grenades and shout, zealot's right side of the tree before the nades, etc
ez
if someone shoots you just move your organs out of the way.
Baki moment
I Run a veeeery unpopular build on my newly Set Psyker and i never Had so much fun.
It feels... Real you know?
Now that's unpopular
There was a kungfu movie where one of the characters had mirrored organs and kept surviving because his heart was on the wrong side.
i am rageful

I love movies like that-- there's an old one based on a manga called Riki-Oh where some guy tries to strangle an opponent with his own guts
and his friend legit goes, 'you've got a lot of guts, Riki!"
Only real ones know about Sanjuro by Akira Kurosawa
why does havoc 30 feel impossible when you can do auric easily
10 whole levels below max
sheesh
For me its been the opposite, Havoc 40 have been a breeze but Auric Maelstroms have been nigh impossible with the director being on some shit lol
Yes.
Duel Sword and Revolver too
have you played aurics recently or only on release?
sorry i mean havoc
yeah I played some last night after getting rinsed in Auric Maelstrom haha
ha idk what to say, maelstrom is chill for me. Maybe its a mental thing but if even 1 person goes down in havoc 32 the whole team is usually dead. In maelstrom is still winnable
or maybe at havoc 40 you have all good players so it feels easier but maelstrom you get a mix still
Its just been the modifiers and the director having zero chill
Havoc 40 idk why but dude isnt nearly as angry
This story in rogue trader. A servertorised astropath? In my opinion that would wholly destroy the talent.
Auric Maelstrom you definitely have to strap the backpack on sometimes
The director is definetely enraged currently yes
most people who queue on Havoc 40s have been playing meta builds so long that they are on a whole other level, anything below suffers from people either "learning" the mechanics or trying to blast their way up to 40
The director wants blood and he doesnt care where it comes from
A servitor Psyker? Sure... Zero risk

No. I’d think it’d no longer be an astropath at all. No ability at all.
No emotions
imagine if it was just a separated head with a button on it, and you could aim it at an enemy and initiate a smite with the press of a button
No thoughts
No Mercy No Fear No Respite
do kills from behind with blade of faith count as backstab?
If you have no Psyche tho...
How shall you use psychic Powers?
mindlessly
Youre just a telephone at that point
Do servitors even have a Soul anymore?
Yesn’t
Some are still aware, in a way, but their bodies no longer belong to them
Theyre only aware enough to perform their duties
Not aware enough to question their existence which is good
E
Dont know about that. See in dt for example, Mars Vinci was killed before being turned into a servitor...
Depends.
The servitorization process isn't perfect and Darktide shows that sometimes when the medicae station goes "I am so lonely..."
It might be case by case
Some are still "alive" but some are just corpses being piloted by machines
Complicated topic
Im sure its hotly debated amongst the tech priests
hi guys, i just complete havoc 37 without anyone getting down but somehow didn't unlock the true survivor penance. Does the "getting down" in the penance mean die, or if you got knocked down and revive is fine?
Cant get knocked down at all
Unless is a woke one who supports true AI and is basically a mom to one.
No revives
There are definitely at least a couple Tech Priests who view the servitors as their children
WITH GASOLINE

diana understands
No but Yes but also no again, they love a good fight but thats where the similarities end
ogryns are just stupid
Plus there are no female Orks
Only because there is no Need for it.
But dont give gw ideas
implying gw doesn’t steal fan ideas all the time
GW: write that down write that down
Love a good Fight, are not the Smartest
i need to make more chicken, dog, that shit i made last night was delicious
mustard powder in the seasoning is goated
Like a hot Dog with Chicken?
mustard
apologies, i did not use a comma
i will attend
good day chat
hello sweetheart
Good day Ogrynomissar
New Unitz
Ork Gurlz
no male orks either
anyone knowing what causes rubberbanding, my internet is doing fine
ok no sorry it’s far too early for that
could be you, likely the game
The Male Orks start putting No Gurlz allowed signs outside their camps
Tbh id Love that
Well if they add female Orks there has to be a Male lol
Orks are Boyz
wait
Orks are Shroom
Like Mushroom the Orks have 1000 different genders
they do have a unit with boyz in the name right
They call demselves boyz
you are correct, my mistake
Smoking on that Ork pack
So they are Boyz
orks are boyz
We have Weirdboyz too
i was confused because of the way they are “born”
N Painboyz
they just kind of appear
I can see orks putting on makeup and wigs after hearing stories about how beauty can trick humies
lmao and it ends up working

E
wel same way a mushroom does
but to do w fighting p sure
mushroom
Guardsman get away from that Ork
that’s what releases it
The possibility is there If they believe it hard Enough
exactly
orks are kind of inspiring tbh
if you believe it enough, it will happen
i like those silly boyz
So there must be a hallucinogen Ork out there
Same

Weirdboyz
do you think warp daemons fw weirdboy orks?
If I painted orks id like to paint kommandos with a botchy purple face paint
Good enough
i woke up at 5am and bed rotted until 8 and i still haven’t made breakfast
They cant. The orks are to hardly connected to Gork n Mork
They probably make the weirdboyz summon demons to fight them when theyre bored
excellent
wouldnt they just fight each other
Depends on who the boss is
They do all the time
Hi guys! I saw a Vostroyan skin on a veteran yesterday. how often does it come out
you’ll see it again in 25 years
No
meanwhile
it comes out when you come out
😎 👍 🔥
his pfp is based wdym
anyone else really dislike the skins with rolled up sleeves

yeah
i wear the ice mourn thing on vet and i get shit for it all the time 😭
ice mourn?
yk talking ab vet
why does the veteran sentry have two gloves? did he lose one
Probably on Cadia
What does yk ab mean?
it's been available once
the skins do not rotate quickly and sometimes they take ages to reappear
(the shop sucks, sorry to say)
he was about to
ya know, about
sharks dont like rotating, makes them feel funny
yknow about rolling down in the deep
getrotatedidiot.gif

Nah

It did jiggle though

o/
🫃
What kind of cake
I love soggy cake
Like tres leches
Any kind of wet cake is the best
Red velvet cake
cake of many plagues and illnesses
I'm sure they are plenty wet inside
Stan, your food opinions are 98% invalidated and 2% fever dreams
Oh wait is this the mother fucker who eat sauce with his finger
Lol, thats oddly specific mate.
If we dont have cake tomorrow we riot
You don't want to know the rest of it
nods agreed.
There exist a special place for you in hell, fiend
Rolls up in buss with Hell on the destination. Get in losers.
ah shit do i have to get in
Entirety of gen chat, myself included.
get in the degenerate schoolbus
There's no brakes on this ride. Doot doot.
ALL IN LETS GO
whats up gue'la
Is that a talking fish
Tau? What?
I assume their kind evolved from fish but skiped the whole monke bit
I am of course, pulling this entirely out from my ass, but i wouldn't be surprised if i were to be correct
There is nothing wrong with fixing yourself up and nice finger sauce plate for lunch or a snack
death
Wtf Jax
One day I will make the world understand
I will MAKE them understand

WTF why does everyone assume I'm doing a "culinary war crime"
Have any of you guys seen the new superman movie (I SWEAR this is darktide related)
No I haven't watched
Closest cinema is
75 km away
Yeah I think it's 75k
Or was it 1275
I don't remember
Hello femtiders
Kilometers 
dark mango psychology
You know that the foot unit is actually defined by metric right? You are using metric and you don't even know it
degenchat
i love skibidi toilet
SKIB
rizzler

I LOVE BACKEND ERROR
SAME.
What I'm thinking is that the servers were just throwing a fit for a few days and they calmed down this morning.
backend haha
Insert Lenny face
i can fix that
no
Are there any australians in chat that have played on the USW server
Do you think we all have the time when we don’t have the thing but outside with it is not what won’t but yes then is maybe the down but most up is not why
?
what.
yea!!
yea KILL EM!! FUCK YEAH!!
bro just typed with nothing but predictive text
I don’t consort with foul machine spirits like that
Also my predictive text always shows love and support for women
omnissiah has taken note of you
do you think the mourningstar uses bidets or paper
bucket
I don’t think you have time to shit between shifts
And if you do say it again but a bit louder for the enforcers to hear
not sure we are fed anything to properly shit between shifts
i feel like water is a scarsity given how most of the water on Tertium is plagued, so I imagine either high frequency vibrations from the commode or they just run around with monkey butter between the cheeks
they use vacuum tubes directly connected outside the hull, so their piss and shit gets sucked out
I guess since I'm already here, I might as well ask. I'm guessing the Imperial Edition upgrade can't be family shared, yeah?
pretty sure naur
what’s your opinion on Shitting
i’d like to see the enforcers take on rokk
plug in the pipe to your bits and open the vacuum
Damn. Alrighty then.
sonic toilets like the sonic showers they have in star trek
So would.. I? 👀
i see you
you talk like you arent next
also monkey butter is craaaazy
Stop by hadron and she’ll emancipate you from such trivial matters of the flesh like bowels
i dont think thats what techpriests do
darktide match where we all have to stop for 5 minutes because vet has to take a wicked shit and stops off at an abandoned shop
this is the most bipolar server ever
You better come back with some jpegs of it
heard they had to switch to buckets because the zealots kept eating the paper and drinking the water from the bidet
i feel bad for the ogryns tbh there are definitely not ogryn sized commodes
different colored paper has different flavors
yes there are, it’s called the zealot living quarters
‘s why ours are always clean when we go to use em


Yeah I agree

Ugh heatwave making me sick
neck fans are a gift from the omnissiah
Just finished an Auric Maelstrom as Ogryn with 6 damage taken 





