general-chat

[coral wagon]

I'm new. just hit level 30. no idea what auric is

[dawn plaza]

the difficulty level past damnation

[gentle granite]

I love it when there's so much fire on the ground that after going down to the 4 grenaders who all targeted me I die because I physically can't run out of the lake of hell fast enough for it to take 50% of my health

[kind talon]

get rezzed
5 poxwalkers
knocked off the edge, bomber puts tox gas right on me
dead again
peaktide

[spark verge]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[spark verge]

[terse vault]

Would be kinda lit if smoke nades were impact detonated and put out enemy fires and removed pox gas 🤔

[vestal mantle]

Evening all

[lament vault]

https://tenor.com/view/the-irony-irony-ironic-gif-6233732

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-you-explode-fisk4-fuck-you-explode-you-with-mind-gif-25214416

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[lament vault]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-shocked-boom-soda-gif-12975564783995812045

i feel my sparkhead powers rising, feel almost H31 worthy

one day...

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099398293852798976/1358860389756047471/dansi-4x.gif

[elder stone]

Put the skirt back on

[orchid skiff]

It was never on

[dapper needle]

for mortis trial, do we share the blessings that we pick?

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-share-this-cat-if-you-already-lost-your-mind-insane-lost-your-mind-share-this-gif-11044010788421076558

[nocturne bloom]

dont care, send pics

[zenith merlin]

no

[elder stone]

So you just asking anyone

[wintry fog]

$20

[nocturne bloom]

i can be exclusive if you make me

[little marten]

NO MISS NO, IT WAS JEFFERS

[tropic zealot]

Just wondering if staggered enemies are also suppressed?

If you smack an enemy I imagine it could be that both apply

[modest flume]

I got grabbed through a wall by a BoN

It died on a stairway

It released me under the map and died

[fiery wave]

Hey, Loosh. He's saying he likes you more.

[modest flume]

this game is what makes people drink

[elder stone]

Awesome

[wintry fog]

heresy
pulled into an orthus offensive mission lobby
two psykers who are under level 20, no titles or insignias

Why are people like this.

[blissful kiln]

Heresy is the 3rd difficulty now, so why not?

it probably unlocks at about lvl 20

[fiery wave]

Forced story mission.

[jade fable]

Im lvl30 and havent switched any of those things since the 1st mission

[fiery wave]

Eh... lvl 14~

[wintry fog]

They can stay in the malice mines until they know how to shove bursters

[modest flume]

Quickplay at its finest

[fiery wave]

I had the ability to play heresy by lvl 14.

[jade fable]

Push em
Only shoot when arbites are close

[fiery wave]

To be fair, I straight up won every match before.

[fiery wave]

Enjoy. I guess.

[nocturne bloom]

They haven't made any moves

[fiery wave]

What did you expect?

[nocturne bloom]

Idk you sounded disappointed

[supple thorn]

In you perhaps.

[elder stone]

You’re in him????

[round mica]

to be fair, it’s heresy

heresy ain’t that hard

that’s also just an annoying mission aswell

but that’s cancer as hell tho

how long did the mission last

[wintry fog]

For them it is
For all I know they've been playing since release, but that's why we have Chotchkie's flair to signal experience to other players

[supple thorn]

As far as the disappointment.

[elder stone]

WHHAATTTT

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/officespace-finger-guns-bang-pew-gif-21413304

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid skiff]

calm down this is a wholesome christian server

[wintry fog]

where everyone is really repressed and it exhibits as weird fetishes

[dry pebble]

Its not that weird

Some are very popular fetishes

[orchid skiff]

you know all about that do ya

[fiery wave]

I mean, you just said you wanted to go exclusive with Loosh, so what did you expect? I guess, have fun?

[dry pebble]

I got it by observing how you act

[orchid skiff]

so you're a stalker and a voyeur

[dry pebble]

I take offense to stalker

Voyeur is just funny

[fiery wave]

Ah, no. I'm just really blunt. I try to keep it from going too far in public though.

[elder stone]

I don’t have fetishes

[wintry fog]

I mean, the more censored a society (or social group) is the weirder the deviants are.
That's why some countries force ~~camera ~~ phone* manufacturers to have a loud shutter sound when phones take pictures.

[fiery wave]

We simply don't believe you.

[wintry fog]

Not you, you're cool

[dry pebble]

Darn

I wanted to be cool too

[drowsy prawn]

Some country, why don't you just say it's the land of animes

[blissful kiln]

amen and awomen

[elder stone]

Well you believe the wrong thing then

[wintry fog]

[fiery wave]

Eh, you know how prude SG can be. We just aren't as bad as some of our neighbours.

[drowsy prawn]

They also sell used panties there in vending machines

there is no limit

[blissful kiln]

pretty sure that's a myth

[fiery wave]

Naw, it wasn't. It's not common though, just 1 niche machine.

[drowsy prawn]

google it there's pictures of said mystical machines all over 😏

[blissful kiln]

i'm not googling that

[fiery wave]

The fact it exists though is the thing.

[elder stone]

I need me a 5 pound fresh gooey cheese stick

[fair bridge]

[drowsy prawn]

that been said AI is saying it's been cracked down on ever since the word got out

[round mica]

i’m moneysexual 💰 💵 🤑

[fair bridge]

chicken’s banging guys

[blissful kiln]

and if it's not common, then it's no difference.
americans are selling weirder shit

member bathwater?

[wintry fog]

just preface it with "really gross" so that the FBI agents know what's up

[drowsy prawn]

you didn't think the burgers invented that shit did ya

[blissful kiln]

burgers invented a lot of degeneracy

[modest flume]

outfucking standing

[round mica]

dude one of my fav youtubers opened up a japanese goodie box and it has lube advertised as virgin piss

[wintry fog]

"where are these machines? So I know not to go there and I can tell other people not to as well"

[fiery wave]

Findom exists.

[modest flume]

Chasing a guy with a DH on him across the fucking room

[orchid skiff]

reminds me i stayed up late last night reading a toxic manga that's not good for my heart
i dropped a comment "i'm reading this with my hand on my mouth so god knows i don't approve"

[modest flume]

He goes down and leaves immediately, instead of, you know, leading him to me so he can actually GET THE HELP HE NEEDS, and then the game crashed

[wintry fog]

Was it redo of healer?

[round mica]

more like moneydom and i get showered in cash cash and more cash

[orchid skiff]

lmaoo nah it's about a guy that cannot stop himself from cheating

[drowsy prawn]

Man of culture right here

[blissful kiln]

god japanese have the dumbest fucking names for manga ever

[wintry fog]

Istg I watched it outof morbid curiosity.

[amber sail]

Hello

[blissful kiln]

reload of tank

[fiery wave]

Just go be a female influencer with an adult aduence.

[blissful kiln]

my fav anime

[drowsy prawn]

I'd blame the translation

tbh

[round mica]

i have more respect for myself than than

😔

[dry pebble]

I have a whole conspiracy about how findom was made up by the sex industry to get money out of people and has no sexual gratification derived from it

And its TRUE

[fiery wave]

I mean, it's just twisted power fantasy after being kicked down to the lowest.

[amber sail]

Make a OF and post ai feet free money

[fiery wave]

Or you feel shame.

[wintry fog]

Some dudes with too much money really just like being financially abused by women on twitter

[orchid skiff]

redo of healer enjoyer?

[orchid skiff]

not necessarily, sometimes they take loans

[drowsy prawn]

her power lvl is over 9000

I can tell

[orchid skiff]

or the money from their girlfriend bank accounts

[dry pebble]

Theyre into the submission and were psyopped by the people directly getting money that findom is true and valid when its just streamlined sex work

[fiery wave]

No, just a girl who has been writing less R but like stuff from like 10.

[dry pebble]

But im like insane

[wintry fog]

Next to maybe The Sadness, it's the most fucked up thing I've seen.
Twisted on incredible misogynist incel levels.
I skipped a bunch of scenes because when you strip away that stuff it's got an okay story

[fiery wave]

About breaking the bones of those who hurt me. I might be hated by all, but they'll all pay, right?

[drowsy prawn]

First, The Sadness is based on an Amercian comic series, which is 10x more f'ked up

second, redo is only bad when compared to other mainstream animes

[flint mauve]

I feel like coherency toughness regen should keep working even if you're in combat. The amount of people who assume it does function in combat is pretty big already, and I cant think of many reasons not to have it function this way

[drowsy prawn]

you go off mainstream, sky's the limit

[orchid skiff]

excuse me sir this is general chat, don't speak about darktide here

i thank you for your understanding

[flint mauve]

mb gang

I fawted and shawted in my pants the other day

[wintry fog]

I don't even wanna repeat some of the things the MC does to make an argument

[blissful kiln]

it would need to be tweaked then, because you can boost it quite a bit, especially on ogryn

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I just mostly know it from summarised ver of it. Is not my thing. I mean, I can literally think it up if I wanted without all the... STUFF.

[orchid skiff]

it's not like ogryn doesn't need to be tweaked

[amber sail]

I don't

[orchid skiff]

even my new player friend is sick of perma bomber ogryn

[amber sail]

Heh boom

[dry pebble]

I think its because of that gaming trope that shields dont recharge when youre taking damage

[flint mauve]

which talents on ogryn are you thinking of?

[amber sail]

What's wrong with perma bomber ogryn?

[dry pebble]

Its too powerful atm

[wintry fog]

Thing is that any group with a tank ogryn and a squad leader vet would be nigh unkillable while in coherency.

[amber sail]

Damn and?

[flint mauve]

true ig

[amber sail]

Boom woo we won

What

[blissful kiln]

basically only lynchpin now, afaik

[fiery wave]

A healer can totally just mangle your innards if they wanted to. Especially if they heal by fleshcrafting.

[blissful kiln]

lynchpin + 3x curio traits, that's giga regen with a few allies
if it worked all the time it'd be strong

[amber sail]

That's so dumb it's good and boom body parts everywhere perma bomber is fine jeez

[dry pebble]

Its because some people like the challenge of the game

[amber sail]

kill better

Not my problem

[dry pebble]

We trying but the bomb ogryn presses m1 and w

Map dies

[polar pivot]

Is there a mod to solve the input issue?

[amber sail]

Gg shake my hand

[polar pivot]

A lot of times I can’t swap weaps

[wintry fog]

[Things that must never be written down]

[polar pivot]

Especially with brain burst with psyker

[blissful kiln]

what

the fuck are you reading and why

[thick coyote]

[dry pebble]

Hentai

[wintry fog]

It's a very uh, unique anime that was on fulldive

[orchid skiff]

manga for kids

[blissful kiln]

no, it's fatshark's problem to fix this bullshit

[amber sail]

Sorry bomb build is good I guess

[orchid skiff]

if you find out lemme know

[thick coyote]

Hey, I think I've heard of this one

[orchid skiff]

but i doubt it exists

[dry pebble]

We forgive you

[amber sail]

I'll keep map killing thanks

[blissful kiln]

forgiveness is heresy

[fiery wave]

(Heck, my VtM Toreador with Vicissitude basically is like that. Except actually nice and opened a low cost for poor clinic that saves people. Runs on money for quiet treatment of gangs and mafia related stuff.)

[drowsy prawn]

You actually wrote it out on here you madman 😂

[wintry fog]

fr whoever wrote it either really knows his audience or needs to be committed

[fiery wave]

Yep, all because he got bashed in, wasn't it?

[wintry fog]

Well years of of a variety of abuse but yeah, like vect said it a twisted revenge fantasy

[abstract wraith]

Eeeeeey, VtM mentioned

[elder merlin]

Wtf

[drowsy prawn]

hey I said nothing, Karien said that

[elder merlin]

Some people shouldnt make anime

[somber stream]

Manga meta got weird as of late

[drowsy prawn]

only thing I said was there are worse out there

[elder stone]

By god is that Licht

[elder merlin]

Meanwhile im just over here enjoying romance and shonen

[wintry fog]

oh I got ya mixed up

[somber stream]

Tis I

[dry pebble]

Im surprised so little people know of redo of healer

Its not even the worst offender

[elder merlin]

I stay away from shit

[blissful kiln]

I stay away from modern anime

which is the same thing basically

[elder stone]

hiiii

[dry pebble]

It must be hard going to the bathroom

[somber stream]

Byeee

[elder merlin]

Pretty much only reading a couple romance and fantasy manga and aiting for One Piece and Zatchbell 2 to update

[wide flare]

when will more arbite cosmetics release i wanna look more judge dredd

[fiery wave]

I mean, I understand. Playing healer/buffer in MMOs be like that. Bonus if the team sets loot to damage dealt.

[elder merlin]

Finished Undead+Unluck awhile ago

What a read

[drowsy prawn]

So innocent 😔

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I like. Well, teen me really like.

[wintry fog]

Thursday, maybe

[abstract wraith]

That's fair. VtM is interesting. Bloodlines was fun. Excited for 2

[wintry fog]

You'll get cosmetics but who knows if anyone will like them.

[abstract wraith]

The VNs are also pretty fun

[elder merlin]

Listen, just cause i dont like fucked up revenge animes or shit where people just do terrible crap to each other

You fucking mental case

[blissful kiln]

vtmb2 is going to be a disaster

guaranteed

[fiery wave]

Wat. I said I get it. I also had revenge fantasies before.

[dry pebble]

#darktide-driptide message

[abstract wraith]

Genuinely can't be worse that a bunch of AAA that have come out the last few years

[drowsy prawn]

relax, it's good, don't go down the rabbithole lol

[blissful kiln]

Vamphyre the Masquerade

[fiery wave]

Lost interest after they basically fired and replaced everyone.

[blissful kiln]

I expect Avowed level of cringe

[elder stone]

Bye sweethearts hugs and kisses

[abstract wraith]

Eh that's fair. I don't often pay enough attention to the behind the scenes stuff

[abstract wraith]

See i don't really think Avowed was that bad

[wintry fog]

If it isn't cheesy like every 80 s and 90s vampire flick I'll be disappointed

[dry pebble]

avowed was just mid like everything obsidian does these days

[abstract wraith]

I also like Outer worlds, I'll be playing outer worlds 2

[blissful kiln]

well, I think it was garbage

[drowsy prawn]

it was garbage

[blissful kiln]

lowest point for obsidian

[drowsy prawn]

along with a pile of other garbage releases year after year

[fiery wave]

Like, you sell it by saying you got the old crew back and giving them time and money to make a better game, but then slowly firing them all because reasons. On top of failing to actually release anything after years...

[dry pebble]

garbage is worse, remember forspoken

its mid

[blissful kiln]

both are garbage

[drowsy prawn]

that's nothing

remember Concord?

[wintry fog]

The way they tried to justify having only 2 1/2 races available to play and only a few classes was annoying.

[blissful kiln]

forеskin was made by a noname studio, avowed was made by renowned rpg veterans

[ripe tangle]

wtf is Concord?

is it that thing that sank?

[dry pebble]

oh sweet summer child

yes

[drowsy prawn]

it's the biggest flop in gaming history

[wintry fog]

I think that's the competitive shooter that shut down in less than a week

[drowsy prawn]

the fucking titanic

in terms of financial figures

[dry pebble]

The new ET the Extraterrestrial situation in the Industry

Well until Mindseye

[blissful kiln]

it's funny bc I don't think Concord gameplay was bad even

[abstract wraith]

Amazon even funded a secret levels episode for concord

[blissful kiln]

from what I saw

[abstract wraith]

Which was actually good

[ripe tangle]

I thought the big thing that failed was Dustborn

[elder stone]

Battle of Lexington and Concord 🔥

[blissful kiln]

but the design and marketing was so pepega

[dry pebble]

No, Dustborn flopped but it wasnt nearly as expensive and time consuming for the studio

[drowsy prawn]

it's up there, but in terms of dollar figures Concord is light years ahead

[elder stone]

Also hi Lucia

[blissful kiln]

a caricature of what ultra woke liberals are perceived as by the opposite side

[ripe tangle]

wasn’t Mindseye the thing that tried to be Cyberpunk and failed miserably?

[fiery wave]

Should have gone all in and said parody.

[ripe tangle]

or am I thinking of something else

[dry pebble]

Concord was an impressive flop because it costed 400 million to develop over the course of 8 entire years and closed down in less then a month

[wintry fog]

The good news is that the CSGO-Overwatch market is saturated enough that devs will stop making them.

[blissful kiln]

surely

[abstract wraith]

Overwatch needs to shut down next

[drowsy prawn]

Also sony had to FULL refund all copies sold

[blissful kiln]

GTA\Cyberpunk

[ripe tangle]

personally I can’t stand the CSGO-Overwatch-PUBG type games

I used to like Rainbow Six before it also basically turned into one of those games

[blissful kiln]

pubg is the odd one out in that list

[dry pebble]

Kinda. Was made by ex GTA devs and suits trying to make a GTA clone (they started it as a fortnite clone). Costed 500 million, launched completely broken and became a laughing stock

[dry pebble]

a fucking catastrophe

And its even bigger considered they were bankrolled by an entire Sony

[ripe tangle]

I have an idea for a game, you drive a bus to Las Vegas, it takes several hours in real time, the only scenary you pass by is the Mojave desert

[sleek harness]

Fallout New Vegas reference

[elder stone]

You should play “Keep Driving”

[ripe tangle]

That is not what I was referencing XD

[drowsy prawn]

It's even bigger because they even had entire TV series prepaid and planned with Amazon, exec in their own word thought it was going to be the next Marvel 😂

[supple thorn]

Sounds like a convoy in Afgan.

[elder stone]

It’s pretty much your idea

[wintry fog]

This sounds like a hipster game where it narrates at you about the driver's troubled relationship with his sister or some shit

[abstract wraith]

That was almost exactly my life as a child

[dry pebble]

i non ironically think there is a bus simulation game that has actual realistic travel times

[blissful kiln]

they had an episode for Secret Level xdd

and it released after the game died iirc

they really believed in that turd

[drowsy prawn]

had to, already paid no refund 😂

[abstract wraith]

The episode was at least good tho

[blissful kiln]

I heard it was, yeah

[dry pebble]

TRUE that was so shameful, and in the SAME YEAR as helldivers - they even comissioned the Divers as only a cameo because they expected it to not be so big 😩

Sony is so clueless of videogames

[fiery wave]

Desert Bus?

[blissful kiln]

the cinematic for concord was really well animated too

[abstract wraith]

They spent way too much on that game

[orchid skiff]

I managed to track down a comment that stunned me, and sums up the manga quite well IMO

"he is a literal animal. at no point was I given believable reason to believe that he has any free will or reasoning behind his actions.

the girls all may as well have gotten dicked down by a chimp."

[dry pebble]

this random comment gets what true free will is

[orchid skiff]

this was actually for my manga, but it does fit for redo of healer indeed

[fiery wave]

Marty stu self insert of author who probably got shot down by too many women and bullied by other men?

[dry pebble]

You have a manga?

[ripe tangle]

YESSSS

[orchid skiff]

no the one I read yesterday

[modest flume]

H40 Zealot with 4 wounds

God save me

[ripe tangle]

finally someone understood I was referencing Desert Bus

[wintry fog]

Most likely. No one writes that kind of stuff without having some really toxic baggage

[dry pebble]

we cant even suppose its martyrdom because its only four wounds

[sleek harness]

We all know that New Vegas only exists on Fallout universe

[orchid skiff]

"Please kill him off, this sub-human vermin deserves to be brutally tortured."

[modest flume]

Bro is joining H40, shooting enemies with the bolt pistol before everyone can even get to him to support him, and then wondering why no one is reacting when he's down

[fiery wave]

Not everyone is old enough for it.

[dry pebble]

I GOT IT TOO LUCIA I JUST DIDNT KNEW THE NAME

[dry pebble]

how did bro got to havoc 40 i have no idea

[ripe tangle]

oi @sleek harness I actually had an idea for a comic/manga and tell me what you think, a Wizard casts a spell that sends armies of Orcs or whatever away to an unknown world, that unknown world actually being Modern Earth and they just sorta appear in the US State of Utah

[modest flume]

"when I use book it is time to revive"

That's nice, red enemies don't care

[ripe tangle]

it’ll be about Orcs attempting to take over Salt Lake City

[fiery wave]

I know. I have a ton of baggage myself so some characters of mine carry it on the time of their creation. So I understand. Though is more a conga line of trauma and self harm.

[wintry fog]

I'm intrigued, are these like orks with access to imagineering magic and genetically coded proficiencies, or more typical greenskins?

[ripe tangle]

Typical Greenskins who immediately figure out Modern Earth technology and try to reconfigure it

[wintry fog]

They form an alliance with native american reservations who help them learn tech and stuff

[orchid skiff]

interesting

[ripe tangle]

they do that and immediately fight a campaign where they Mad-Max themselves and fight the Utah State Police and National Guard

why did I pick Utah? because that’s somehow kind of funny

[dry pebble]

you could pick a fantasy race to invade each of the 50 states

[wintry fog]

Now I wanna watch Bright again

[dry pebble]

whoever gets wyoming wins

(theres nothing there)

[wintry fog]

No one wants Oklahoma

[ripe tangle]

YES

uhhhh Elves in Oregon

Dwarves in Colorado

[dry pebble]

they gonna fit righ in

[wintry fog]

Being stuck in the US would kinda suck, the dwarves belong in the rocky mountains

[ripe tangle]

I just said they’d be in Colorado

[sick vortex]

Either Beasts of nurgle need a nerf or bots need a major rework

Seriously.

[dry pebble]

its bots

They suck major ass

[ripe tangle]

brb

[wintry fog]

mb, my geography needs work

[sick vortex]

Just tried to do an assassination.

[round mica]

bots are good for being distractions

[sick vortex]

Nobody shown up and beast of nurgle spawned in the hallways.

[sleek harness]

Cool cool, but uh, what do I have to do with it?

[orchid skiff]

draw it now

hurry up

don't have all day

[dry pebble]

Tieflings should invade Ohio specifically in Amish settlements, that would be funny

[sleek harness]

I am no artist

[sick vortex]

Can the devs add a way for us to, like, add our Rejects as team mates? For solo?

[storm ember]

There's a lot of things I love about this game, but my top favorite is how Cutthroat calls out grenades with the same ferocity as though someone lobbed it

he just screams at EVERYTHING

[orchid skiff]

never coming officially
there's a mod for that i think

[dry pebble]

that would be amazing, theres a mod for that

[sleek harness]

Vegeta just play with Goku and you can play duo

[storm ember]

Devs havent even figured out how to do non-Veterans yet

[sick vortex]

When is it coming to Xbox?

[sick vortex]

The AI are better.

[dry pebble]

The bots should at least change to include an ogryn and a zealot and please fatshark make them shout and lob grenades

[sick vortex]

Also, he hates Darktide.

[drowsy prawn]

The bots should at least be able to push bursters away 😒

[modest flume]

LT pair, captain, DH

Survive that just to die to the shield burst bug

[round mica]

make them push the bursters into you

[modest flume]

Genuinely starting to hate this game

[dry pebble]

or get you up if theres another bot already blocking

[storm ember]

Play arbitrator

[dry pebble]

run ended?

[drowsy prawn]

Bad ogryn!

[sick vortex]

If a fucking arbitrator struggles with those bots, they should be buffed or re-worked

[modest flume]

Aye

[sick vortex]

Play psyker on heresy.

[orchid skiff]

vermintide bots can kill bosses (except minotaur) you just need to kill the horde around them
darktide bots can barely poop their pants alone

[storm ember]

erm erm erm um for creed!!!!!! For creed!!!! For cadia!!!!

[dry pebble]

Darn zealot

[modest flume]

And what? uninstall the game?

[sick vortex]

How bullshit? Give me the deets.

[storm ember]

No, play more arbitrator

[random cliff]

What do you do if you keep getting the "player in party not eligible" bug? I've tried swapping characters and restarting and still have it

[round mica]

nuh uh

[sick vortex]

Difference being you can level them up so they're effective.

Unlike Glup shitto, Don Keydick and Pvt. Parts.

[dry pebble]

someone in the party needs to claim their havoc rewards cache OR be lvl 30 and have done the Dukhane assignment

[solar folio]

this game truly is the most fun when im screaming for my life

[orchid skiff]

yeah there's that too ! I got my own bots specced for survival. But even lvl 1 they can solo a boss

[dry pebble]

God Darktide is so far behind in some areas isnt it

[orchid skiff]

just better AI

[sick vortex]

Can Fatshark just Hire the modders at this point?

I want it on xbox.

[orchid skiff]

I saw someone saying that nothing is ever coming to vanilla because that'd mean they'd have to create it and then maintain it, while modders do it for free and resolve any issues on their own

[sick vortex]

When Vermintide has better AI team mates... you know fucked is shit.

[orchid skiff]

makes sense to me

[dry pebble]

bethesda moment

[sick vortex]

Genuinely bullshit.

[sick vortex]

Before or after Arbites?

[marsh iris]

darktide!

[sick vortex]

Is pain. I hate-

[orchid skiff]

uuh before probably ? idk it was a comment on nexusmods

[dry pebble]

i think nothing is coming to vanilla because they already are confortable with the current profit margins, no need to make a good product if people keep buying it anyway

[sick vortex]

What else am I supposed to say when I just got stomped by a beast of nurgle due to the AI companions being so genuinely bad.

Also hallways.

[modest flume]

I don't feel like uninstalling the game yet, so I'm good

[thick fog]

Psyker teammate UI blitz icon being a grenade should be a crime

[sick vortex]

FUCK solo malestrom

[orchid skiff]

vermintide is a good game after years and years of players whining at fatshark to fix the fucking game
darktide might be good in 4 years. be patient ok

[sick vortex]

I'll be old enough to claim a pension.

[fair bridge]

homemade chick-fil-a sandwiches were the bomb

came out a little too salty

but i'll just fix that for next time

they taste like the real thing

[modest flume]

H40 chasm terminus assassination, we got to the first medicae, immediately greeted by LTs, a Captain, and we had a ritual speed up below us, while dealing with a horde

2 guys go down, I'm handling the twins

One of them pushes me onto the side and then the shield bug downed me

[fair bridge]

go diwn where 🤨

[orchid skiff]

huh what shield bug

[modest flume]

There's a difference between unfair and unwinnable

[sick vortex]

This is why I stick to heresy.

[marsh iris]

only during bug mode

[modest flume]

If you are "in the air", a shield pulse will instantly down you

[fiery wave]

If you get tossed, jumped, knocked back, mantle or so when shield breaks, insta downed.

[dry pebble]

Had no idea this was a thing

holy shit

[viral vapor]

I’m an old m’fer. I’ve been walking my venasaur for a coupla days now. Why my upper mid back hurt the most from this walking?

[sick vortex]

Don't forget the Armored ogryn with a makeshift sledgehammer about to cave your skull in from behind.

[dry pebble]

sorry im stuck in the walking a venusaur part

[viral vapor]

Pokemon go

[supple thorn]

Makes sense

[sick vortex]

Hello, 2016

[thick coyote]

Unless it's Ironbreaker bot

[dry pebble]

ah. Sounds like a posture thing

[sick vortex]

Ironbreaker bot: for when you need an Electric Bug Lamp

[viral vapor]

Makes sense.

[viral vapor]

I still play 1st gen wh40k table top rules. You butt.

[supple thorn]

I still remember when that came out.

[sick vortex]

I meant about the pokemon go thing. Check that bone'ead implant. Might be malfunctioning.

[fiery wave]

Mom plays it... to be exact, the player base is like older aunties and uncles.

[supple thorn]

Oh I used to play it too, don't get me wrong.

[viral vapor]

I saw a guy in his twenties walking with his wife and daughter when i was out walking. I asked if he was catching pokemon and he said yes.

[sick vortex]

I just raw-dog outdoors, only using devices as a utility.

[fiery wave]

Oh. Is just the current player base here.

[viral vapor]

Hey, it’s boring just to walk. It gives me an incentive.

[supple thorn]

Look, i grew up with pokemon. mind you, havent played since the Nintendo ds had them but still.

[sick vortex]

Damn, sounds like your country has shitty scenery.

No offense.

[wintry fog]

If you can import pokemon into other games from pokemon go I'd be down for it.

[dry pebble]

I have some good news for you

[viral vapor]

Scenery can be beautiful but if you walk the same path all the time.

Have pokemon ever battled against digimon ?

[dry pebble]

Nintendo would never allow it

[fiery wave]

I know. I'm a gen wunner.

[viral vapor]

Took a pic of venasaur next to my Charger. It was huge!

[rustic escarp]

what are the possible major stats on a Curio? i've only ever seen stamina, wounds, or toughness, but i'm hearing people talk about Ability Cooldown?

[sick vortex]

If you're in a pleasant suburban area, I'd recommend planning a new route with Google maps. It really is great to get new images for the mind.

[viral vapor]

That not a major stat.

[sick vortex]

They mean the main blessing

[dry pebble]

Ability cooldown is a perk on curios, not a blessing

You can get it on your curio in the shrine of the omnissiah

[rustic escarp]

ah the minor stats

[viral vapor]

I have to go the same way cuz thats where the poke gym’s and stops are.

[rustic escarp]

from how it was being discussed i thought it was a major stat

thanks

[sick vortex]

Oh. I see.

[rustic escarp]

is stam/tough/wounds the only major stats?

[dry pebble]

Stamina, HP, Toughness and Wounds

[supple thorn]

Original 151!! What what!!!

[sick vortex]

Pretty much

[fiery wave]

Sad not Japan now. So many stops and gyms everywhere. Mom used it to know where she had been lmao.

[sick vortex]

Would like to see universal Crit chance as one tho.

[fiery wave]

Yep. I really liked Mew.

[dry pebble]

Maybe when they rework curios! Theyre specifically called the Defensive curios in Melk's store afterall

[supple thorn]

Mew was cute. I'm oddly more personal to Kabutops.

[sick vortex]

In 2027...

[fiery wave]

I like cute, WDYM?

[supple thorn]

Like cute little creature.

[sick vortex]

nurglings

[supple thorn]

I got the Sassy Nurgling model, fuckin hilarious

[frozen cedar]

Me watching a tanner video so I can know what my opinion will be:

[sick vortex]

Funniest thing I have ever seen from nurgle.

[fiery wave]

Yes, I like cute. Am I not allowed to like cute?

[sick vortex]

Do you like nurglings?

[supple thorn]

I didn't say you couldn't, the wdym seemed accusatory

[dry pebble]

He was only making a observation Karien

At least thats what i got from it

[gaunt wind]

I would pick up a nurgling and hug it so hard it popped

[dry pebble]

Popped like a zit

[sick vortex]

I got the fact he called mew a cute thing and said he prefers the weird horseshoe crab better.

[sick vortex]

Try that with Ku-Gath

[fiery wave]

Nu. I will watch them burn. (I'm more Slaaneshi/Tzeentchian.)

[wintry fog]

basically a giant cyst with limbs

[rustic escarp]

Thx

[sick vortex]

That's going in... the book.

[gaunt wind]

Definitely not happening lol

[fiery wave]

Was like stare. Because ppl always questioned it since kinda tomboy, you know?

[sick vortex]

Alright, a beast of nurgle.

[gaunt wind]

Big puppy just wants a hug

[fiery wave]

What.

[sick vortex]

The book.

[vapid matrix]

Hi

[supple thorn]

Look, ive seen grown ass men and fellow Marines fall in love with mew, togepi and many other small ones.

[fiery wave]

If you mean heretical... old news.

[sick vortex]

The Great Book of Grudges

[fiery wave]

Yes, but ppl laugh at you here for it.

[fiery wave]

I guess you are into Nurgle then.

[supple thorn]

Ah, no judgements here.

[sick vortex]

That's the wrong one, Umgi.

It's a thorgrim thing.

[sick vortex]

I'm in it for mortarion kicking Blueberry man's ass.

[fiery wave]

Then I'm just confused.

[gaunt wind]

Then Mortarion got grandpas garden burned and now hes grounded looool

[supple thorn]

Dwarves

[sick vortex]

Warhammer fantasy/old world

[fiery wave]

Mew.

[fiery wave]

That part, I get... The me in the book of grudges, I don't get.

[kind talon]

do i wanna keep playing as my psyker or do i wanna cave and buy arbitrator…

for puppy…

[gaunt wind]

Arbi is really good

[wintry fog]

Play base classes and get arbiter during the next sale

[kind talon]

true

[stable fox]

If i had an aquilla for every time i see Karien meow, i might get rich

[kind talon]

oh shit my name red now ?!

[stable fox]

But for now it only happened twice

[thick coyote]

Arbitrator is mid
Wait for sale

[kind talon]

I CAN USE REACTIONS NOW

EMPRAH BE PRAISED

[stable fox]

You're just lexbreaker

[supple thorn]

For dwarven kind, there is a book of grudges. List of enemies and their misdeeds toward dwarven kind. These enemies are systematically hunted down to be killed and their mark in the book of grudges to be crossed out.

[stable fox]

[tidal grove]

anyone know when patch is? I'm fairly new so idk how often they are at all

[thick coyote]

And you're a lexmaniacs

[kind talon]

[stable fox]

And you're a witch

[thick coyote]

Fatshark is on vacation rn
Next hotfix is scheduled for August

But normally

Hotfixes are every 2 weeks or so

[fiery wave]

You need to get into the Skull hunts.

[thick coyote]

Unless it's really game breaking

[stable fox]

Nah I'm good, i have them all

You were there

[blissful kiln]

i wonder how much the coldfix will break

[fiery wave]

Yes, and? Is this because I hate Nurgle and all the things related.

[tidal grove]

Okay cool, and what about major updates?

[stable fox]

Finally, someone who despise grandfather

I can get behind that

[gaunt wind]

Play Ogryn who needs Arbi

[supple thorn]

That part, i dont know why he stated the wrong book.

[wintry fog]

Nurglites? Cool
Nurgle conceptually? Mid

[fiery wave]

Still, just join to mess around.

[scarlet bear]

what version of the duelling sword do i use

[fiery wave]

Because of a different reason than you?

[gaunt wind]

Depends on the sword

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

Eh?

[scarlet bear]

why is my discord trippin

[scarlet bear]

duelling sword

[stable fox]

I just hate Nurgle for its idea

Decay in my kark

Fragging chaos gods

[gaunt wind]

Mk IV

[stable fox]

I still don't really get it how exactly some people manage to one tap Crushers with duel sword

Especially on zealot

[gaunt wind]

Pierce crit right to the dome

[fiery wave]

Naw, depends on which.

[stable fox]

Anyway

Need to seek guide for that duel sword build at some point

[gaunt wind]

'Ate Chaos
'Ate Heretics
Love me Rashuns
Love me Empruh

Simple as

[stable fox]

Eat xenos, too

They should fear us

[scarlet bear]

whats the dump stat

[stable fox]

Just do proper cooking

[gaunt wind]

Those genestealers better stay hidden if they know whats good for them

[stable fox]

Naturally

[marsh iris]

yess eat genestealers

https://tenor.com/view/chestburster-avp-aliens-gif-20516091

[fiery wave]

Look, Chaos can be good... Just depends on where the obsession lies.

[stable fox]

🩴

[dry pebble]

look chaos isnt necessarily bad, you can just ask my bro Sirius the baby murderer from the Genocide mass murder warband

[stable fox]

I have spare sandal just for you too

And i will commit disciplinary action

[dry pebble]

im on your side comissar

dont do it

[lament cave]

Are the Darktide servers down or am I just not able to connect for some reason?

[stable fox]

[ CHOMP!]

Nice gun, shame it was tasty

[fiery wave]

Fatshark Quality servers.

[lament cave]

Yay...

I'm getting error code 3013 and I tried all the troubleshooting steps. No dice.

[stable fox]

Guess gotta wait when things goes working properly

[lament cave]

Also getting backend errors every so often.

I've been unable to play for days.

[fiery wave]

It's like day one hour one big sale Steam servers.

But all the time.

No.

The joke is, trying to use Steam during the first hour of a big sale is like...

A dookshow.

[lament cave]

Is it? The game's been on sale for quite a bit.

[fiery wave]

Yes, but is more... Fatshark servers been potato since forever.

[stable fox]

Look at Star wars battlefront classic collection
Servers got overwhelmed because apparently devs never thought there'll be that many people

[fiery wave]

It's like what happens during hour one of a big Steam sale.

[lament cave]

I guess. If only you could play the game offline. I wonder if there's a big consumer initiative that's making a push for that right now. 🤔

[stable fox]

And they only had a few servers to spare

[fiery wave]

Who knows... Added bonus is that Fatshark is on holiday as well..

So you can't even reeeeeeeeeeee.

[somber stream]

Good morning chat, another day in paradise

[dry pebble]

You wake up tue same time i go to sleep

[lament cave]

Yup. You gotta love it.

[somber stream]

Why goodnight then Cee, sleep well

[lament cave]

Is there anyone actually in-game and playing right now, or are the servers just completely down?

[fiery wave]

Planet Hell plays in head.

[somber stream]

Been a long while since i last heard that song

[stable fox]

There's no paradise until we create one

We are trying to do that since the end of Horus Heresy...

[fiery wave]

I used to like Nightwish so... XD

[somber stream]

You can try switching server. Navigate to the terminal, seek lower right corner, change region

[lament cave]

I'm assuming that'll come at a latency increase cost?

[frozen cedar]

do I need nitro to use the server name skull thing?

DT

That one

[somber stream]

Of course, but depend on where you pick, it's neglectable

[fiery wave]

There's already paradise worlds to Slaanesh.

[somber stream]

No

[stable fox]

[lament cave]

Fair. I'll see what I can do. I wish the devs would just... beef up their servers but I understand it's probably not nearly that easy.

[fiery wave]

No. That's guild tag.

[fiery wave]

Is true.

[somber stream]

The current one is having a stroke as is...

[viral vapor]

[somber stream]

High Havoc play isn't recommened

[lament cave]

Uh... I don't know how to switch servers.

[viral vapor]

Havoc while high ?

[somber stream]

Yes

[viral vapor]

Light weight…

[lament cave]

Oh, you know what.

It might be my internet.

Because now no new messages are showing up on my desktop Discord.

[thick coyote]

Usually 4 a year

[lament cave]

I can see them on my phone but not on my desktop.

[fiery wave]

Not really, it's been a crapshoot for many ppl.

Bonus everything else is fine.

[lament cave]

Well then why is Discord acting up at the same time?

[somber stream]

Could be both

[fiery wave]

I'm not sure, I don't get notifs for Discord because my Windows is a mess.

[lament cave]

That's not what I mean.

[fiery wave]

My PC broke after trying to uninstall EAC.

[lament cave]

No new messages are showing up on my desktop.

None.

[fiery wave]

Maybe modem restart.

[lament cave]

The server member list isn't showing up either.

I'm typing on my phone.

I guess I can try that again.

[fiery wave]

Otherwise, call up ISP to glare at them.

[somber stream]

Sounds like your internet, yeah

[somber stream]

Over here you have to send them bomb threat for ISP to do something about your poor connection lol

No, I am not joking

[lament cave]

To be fair, it's raining over here but it's very light so I doubt that's what it is.

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[somber stream]

My relative pay her internet in time every month, yet it wasn't working properly for 3 months straight, even reseting the modem didn't help

[fiery wave]

Here you threaten to switch ISP.

[somber stream]

I had to call and tear them a new one

[fiery wave]

I mentioned switching to Starhub and got better data and half the price.

[somber stream]

Yeah the one i'm using is kinda decent, bandwidth wise

The shit service is a nationwide issue

[fiery wave]

Like, literally cheaper than Starhub's offer, lmao.

[somber stream]

Lovely

[fiery wave]

Is probably different when you don't have 4-5 ISPs fighting over the same ppl.

[halcyon glen]

Hallo

[lament cave]

The biggest ISP in our country is absolute dog-shit. We used to be with them. Our internet was down more than it was up.

When we decided to go to a different ISP, they tried to beg us to stay with a cheaper plan that had more benefits... but we decided to not take it.

Because... why would you stick with an ISP that can't even provide the basic functionality you're paying them for?

Also, I reset my router and I'm still not able to connect so... this is awesome...

[elder stone]

Why the FUCK is it so hot at 21:00

[lament cave]

It fails on the "communicating with fatshark backend" so I presume that's the problem.

Fuck it. Guess I'm not playing this game today...

[somber stream]

Very true

[modest flume]

Welcome to the Crashing Out Club

[somber stream]

It's like a toxic relationship lol

[modest flume]

I fucking hate this game

[lament cave]

Yup...

[somber stream]

yet you come back every time, eh?

[lament cave]

More like "Welcome to the wanting to play a very specific game but can't" club.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, might be ISP if Discord still isn't working.

[orchid lynx]

reasonable crashout

[elder stone]

Its so hot and humid outside

[lament cave]

Discord is working now but Darktide still isn't.

[somber stream]

AC?

[modest flume]

Most days I can tolerate all of the micro-issues that all snowball into big glaring issues

But not today

Today that snowball is too big and the spit in my face is too rancid to tolerate

[lament cave]

If only Darktide had an offline mode. /s

[elder stone]

Im outside

[fiery wave]

Sadly. Competition keeps services good and fair.

[elder stone]

Errr was outside

"Heat advisory" is only now displayed

[somber stream]

Back end issue has been getting more frequent as of late
Both me and Karien caught the thing yesterday

[fiery wave]

Then is just FS servers.

[lament cave]

Figures...

When the game works... it's fantastic.

When it doesn't, I want to headbutt a knife.

[somber stream]

And their summer Vac just started as well

[lament cave]

Yup.

[somber stream]

So wait for another 2 weeks ig

[orchid lynx]

Same here got kicked form the game just bcs the other day and then couldn't rejoin for a bit

[fiery wave]

Yep. Tide games are like crack once you deal with all the BS.

[lament cave]

You know, most companies stagger their vacation so that they can avoid issues like this...

[somber stream]

Also enjoy your recolour in the store this week

[somber stream]

Fighting Chaos and the server itself

[modest flume]

We'll see

[orchid lynx]

Emperor guide us

[fiery wave]

FS just laughs at that.

[lament cave]

I can deal with the fact that the Arbitrator is OP for now because it's a PvE game, who cares.

But when I literally can't play...

That's a problem.

[elder stone]

Well its a fatshark game

they dont care

[lament cave]

Yay.

[elder stone]

You buying the game is enough for them to pack their bags and leave

Why? Because fuck you and your fun - Fatshark

[lament cave]

I bought the game, like... years ago.

I'm only recently getting back into it because I finally have a PC that can run it.

[elder stone]

Well now they just went out their way to troll you

[lament cave]

Especially given that I bought the DLCs within the last few days.

Joke's on me, I guess.

[elder stone]

Devs hate consumers I guess

its like regions with a majority tourist economy hating tourists

[lament cave]

I just wanted to play as RoboCop Batman... 😦

Please, Fatshark.

[elder stone]

We gotta wait till Fatshark dev team stops having an orgy

[thorny cave]

In piles of cash

[tawny grail]

Loosh do you need a hug or something

You doing okay

[elder stone]

Yes

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

Paul

[lament cave]

What a terrible time to get back into a game and get super into it.

[thorny cave]

Only issue I got is my game still crashes when I swap chars

[lament cave]

It's like if you just recently got back into Ready or Not.

Insert dog with propeller hat and lollipop meme here

[thorny cave]

Is that the swat game that just came out?

[lament cave]

On consoles, yes.

It's dog-shit.

[thorny cave]

Hulu has been bombarding me with ads of it

[lament cave]

I say this as a person who's been playing since 2022.

They fucked it completely.

[thorny cave]

Looks like CoD but with cops

[tawny grail]

I'm waiting for them to fix all of the graphics they broke before I put it through its paces again

[thorny cave]

Is it good sapiens?

[lament cave]

The AI sucks, both friendly SWAT and suspects, they focus instead of adding DLCs instead of fixing core issues with the game and they still have AI generated assets in the game.

[elder stone]

You ever get that feeling when you feel tired but you arent really

[tawny grail]

I liked it a lot before the update

[elder stone]

its like a cold fever

[thorny cave]

I mean I’m not trying to judge based on the fact it looks like a generic FPS

[elder stone]

It came out 2 years ago Donald

[lament vault]

seriously Zealot mains, how you build up the emotional strenght to play the class? i tried to play it and got disuaded by just looking at the builds i had

[thorny cave]

But two mentions, seems like it must be kinda good

[fiery wave]

AI assets are likely going to stay tbh.

[lament cave]

It's absolutely not generic, no game gets close to the atmosphere and gameplay of Ready or Not... the devs just completely fucked it by being lazy and greedy.

[thorny cave]

Why they advertising like it’s brand new?

[elder stone]

Console release

[lament cave]

Also, fun fact.

[thorny cave]

Ah

[tawny grail]

If we're talking about the censorship complaints I think that's mostly overblown

[lament cave]

If there's a feature in the game that's broken, they just remove it instead of fixing it.

[elder stone]

I think they shouldve put a censor option in the settings

[lament cave]

Correct, but it's the catalyst for people starting to really look at how bad the game truly is.

[elder stone]

would appease both sides

[tawny grail]

The Steam forums were absolutely unhinged

[lament cave]

The censorship ruins a lot of the theme and grittiness of the game... but it's thankfully gotten people to look at the game with a more critical eye and see exactly how fucked the game truly is.

[tawny grail]

They did a good job communicating about it but I wish they would have at least gone the route Fatshark did and make it apply only to the regions that have an issue with the content

[somber stream]

Might switch back to Helldivers or Warframe until the server is resolved

[tawny grail]

From a personal standpoint I give zero shits about that, but I am really annoyed that they screwed up all of the graphical assets

[somber stream]

I like a good challenge, but this is just a kick in the balls

[elder stone]

I defaulted to worldbox

[tawny grail]

I haven't put enough time into it to know if the AI is broke or the gameplay is worse or anything like that

[modest flume]

I haven't touched Warframe in a good while

[somber stream]

So i've seen

[modest flume]

I've been going back to TF2 if anything

[lament cave]

The AI is cracked as Hell... unless it's friendly SWAT AI, and then they're brain-dead.

[elder stone]

is good

[thorny cave]

Worms plays that a lot. I been playing Resident evil etc

[tawny grail]

I always used an AI mod before

[elder stone]

I have like 50 unplayed games

[thorny cave]

7 and 8 were great

[somber stream]

Maybe it's time to finally play Yakuza and Persona

[fiery wave]

Tales of Arise...

[somber stream]

Too anime

[viral vapor]

What is a screamer? To me it could look like a disc of tzeentch

[lament cave]

This is a sign that I should actually get into Palworld.

[tawny grail]

Abiotic Factor is out
RimWorld expansion is out

[fiery wave]

Shush, don't need to tell a Weeaboo that they are a weeaboo.

[lament cave]

Imagine that, Fatshark. When your servers don't work, people instead choose to spend their time (and money) on other games.

Weird how that works.

[fiery wave]

I had it for years, just no mood to play.

[tawny grail]

Yeah you'll really show them by playing another game..

[thorny cave]

lol they will make money regardless

[tawny grail]

Just play what's fun, come back and see if the servers work better for you later, maybe your ISP is taking a shit or there is bad routing or ghosts in the machine

[lament cave]

I mean, that is a thing.

[thorny cave]

DT was half finished on release.

[lament cave]

Companies get evaluated based on their monthly active users as well.

[tawny grail]

Framing it as an act of protest seems kind of hilarious and overdone though, just go have fun and quit your bleeding

[wintry fog]

They're killer robots from the hit 90s movie Screamers

[lament cave]

I didn't frame it as that though.

[tawny grail]

The game does seem more sensitive to poor network conditions than most but if a whole region of servers was taking a dump I feel like we'd probably see a larger flood of people complaining

[viral vapor]

[fiery wave]

I feel like men need monthly crazy pains to understand it.

[somber stream]

No weeb shaming here, i too read a lot of manga. It's a matter of experience for me these day

[lament cave]

It definitely seems like more people than me are having problems.

[trail isle]

I saw I had an @ here I didn’t respond to it my apologies to whomever @‘d me

[tawny grail]

There's always a handful of people talking about bad connections but not enough to indicate any sort of widespread active server issue or whatever

[amber sail]

Excuse me punis how are is everyone

[fiery wave]

True, but is more of a joke. Is no secret after all.

[tawny grail]

All I'm saying is that the internet is a complex series of tubes and to consider that it might be more than just Fatshark sucks

[fiery wave]

Mew. (Is not me, just poking hi.)

[tawny grail]

Being sore about it doesn't accomplish much

[lament cave]

Almost no other companies have nearly as many server issues.

[trail isle]

Mb Kari (Hi Kari)

[halcyon glen]

Night of the female good timing drone

[fiery wave]

:3

[trail isle]

uwu

Ecksdee

[elder stone]

el oh el

[trail isle]

Anyways balding gay 3

Fun game

[elder stone]

Skeege

[wintry fog]

I've only had issues the last couple days.
I get weird latency/bugs? where my reject moves in one direction (I have to pull away to keep him from running off a ledge), and other times I can't switch weapons.

[trail isle]

Laufing owt laowd

[elder stone]

el em aye oh

[trail isle]

So tru dahling

[wintry fog]

It's alright. I hate most of the companions.
Not a single dwarf, halfling or gnome to recruit into your party

Game has dwarf voice actors but no dwarven voice sets you can use for a dwarven Tav

https://tenor.com/view/throw-chair-smash-window-rage-tantrum-wreck-gif-11841488

[trail isle]

The most unfathomable L Larion has ever had

[somber stream]

Elf Supremacy strikes again

[elder stone]

You dont understand how much I want to call you an elfbottom

[trail isle]

Tbf shart is gods favourite princess

[fiery wave]

Elves are cute.

[trail isle]

I disagree laezel exists

[somber stream]

So true

[elder stone]

I exist

[wintry fog]

Shart is Olivia Wilde levels of overhyped

[somber stream]

She is no elf

[trail isle]

Technically gith are elves

[fiery wave]

No interest.

[trail isle]

Biologically speaking it doesn’t matter their both fictional

[somber stream]

Space frog people

[trail isle]

Yea

[somber stream]

So

Xenos.

[trail isle]

They were under mineflayer regime and they are outsiders so yea

[elder stone]

Howd you know nobody had an interest in me

[fiery wave]

You said you weren't a femboy. So not cute.

[trail isle]

I do loosh

[wintry fog]

Sasha Gray is also a collection of pixels most people have/will never meet but they love her 🤷

[trail isle]

Counterpoint laezel is easy to romance

Just agree with her twice now and she wants romance

[elder stone]

I am very dashing

You just want me to come out as a femboy

[somber stream]

-# Kinda wish you could romance Jaheira

[trail isle]

The fix they gave her made it so you have to do one additional thing to make her like you instead of just one thing

[trail isle]

Why no minsc romance smh

Larion and their typical L

This is why Fane in divinity two is my goat

[somber stream]

Basically an Ogryn lmao

[wintry fog]

Baalspawn in BG2 can romance her mere days after Khalid dies 💀

[fiery wave]

Did you just admit to being one but closeted?

[elder stone]

No

Im saying you (as in this server) wants me to come out as one / be one

[supple thorn]

Seeing a lot of savagery in here.

[marsh iris]

arent those the Old Ones

[fiery wave]

<Press X to doubt.>

[trail isle]

Some would even say savages

That they are barely even human

[supple thorn]

Meant as far as comments but I get the reference.

[trail isle]

I’m aware you do

[somber stream]

Simply make a statement that you would like for them to stop and you're straight

[trail isle]

I just made my comment to yours

[somber stream]

I'll see to it that people get the message

[supple thorn]

Well played.

[elder stone]

I have tried to do that multiple times

[wintry fog]

See that you do.

[somber stream]

God why did i read this in Dukane accent

[wintry fog]

Sorry I just know the writers always reuse that line in DT

[somber stream]

I have a need to drown you now

[fiery wave]

XD

[marsh iris]

dukane

[rigid peak]

What's the ramble of the afternoon?

[wintry fog]

Brahms also says it

[trail isle]

It’s why Larion fumbles the bag with no dwarf romance John warhammer

[somber stream]

Brahms isn't as annoying as Dukane

[wintry fog]

Okay but you have to dress like Dukane first

[somber stream]

She'll get hers eventually

[trail isle]

I do wish the old hag did something imo

Be like that one shit ass rogue trader from the von valancius dynasty

[rigid peak]

Not everyone has to have a courtship, though they did drop the ball with zero short people as a companion.

[somber stream]

Soon™

[rigid peak]

No halfings, gnomes, or dwarves.

[fiery wave]

Get FS to sell it then.

[rigid peak]

There so much elf blood in the BG3 party it's unreal.

[trail isle]

That rt has done much more then brahms done smh

[rigid peak]

Can't we get another dragonborn?

[somber stream]

Nah, that's how things should be

[trail isle]

Tbf said rt also did everything in like a week

[amber sail]

So question

[trail isle]

Shoot

[rigid peak]

Dukane is your reminder that Commissars like Cain and Gaunt are the exception and not the norm. Dukane is genuinely just the average Commissar.

[wintry fog]

Right? Half of the companions are elves or half-elf

[amber sail]

It's a cursed question in my opinion but what would a femboy orgyn look like

[drowsy prawn]

a big baby

[trail isle]

An ogryn dressed in a sailor outfit

[rigid peak]

It sucks too that you're the only dragonborn in the game besides the one in the Dark Urge Route and only if you do something specific until chapter 3.

[marsh iris]

you are banned from questioning

[amber sail]

Hmm I have a cosplay idea now >:3

[trail isle]

The main take away gnob is it’s a big burly man dressed like a woman

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/spirited-away-threat-break-arm-play-gif-4696639

[trail isle]

he’s still a unit of muscles

[rigid peak]

Mandated Edict: GELDING

[amber sail]

I did femboy link I'm gonna go femboy ogryn (but not as big or tall I'm short ;-;) good day to you all

[somber stream]

Another day, another failed challenge

[fiery wave]

To be fair, I think everyone knew.

[trail isle]

Hf with that

[delicate smelt]

Would love to see a PvP mode

[delicate smelt]

4v4 hive scum with nothing to lose

[trail isle]

And I would love to see mortarion as a boss fight

[wintry fog]

A female link game would be cool.
We're getting so many different timelines so might as well.
Plus it would make asmongold crash out

[amber sail]

No make it like left for dead kind of stuff that would be sick

[trail isle]

Too bad his bitchass would lose

[rigid peak]

There was. Linkle. Nobody cared.

[delicate smelt]

Sorry for talking about warhammer in the femboy server mb

[supple thorn]

I'd follow Gaunt into the Eye of Terror and back.

[delicate smelt]

Yoooo you might be on something

[amber sail]

:3

[delicate smelt]

*onto

[trail isle]

No ur correct on the first half zar

[wintry fog]

Had to google, I don't feel like a hyrule warriors character counts

[trail isle]

Bro is on something

[amber sail]

Ha

[rigid peak]

She very much does.

[marsh iris]

vermintide versus mode in darktide

[wintry fog]

That's like saying we should get a dark link game and pointing out he was in smash bros

[thick coyote]

Bro's not making it back

🗣️

[orchid lynx]

im more of a Cain or Yarrick guy but hell yeah thay are all wawesome

[trail isle]

What if it was called legend of link and you played as Zelda trying to stop gannondorf from stealing your twink bf link

[elder stone]

Link is wifey material

[fiery wave]

If only PC version.

[rigid peak]

Not a good comparison, this is claiming Rogue Trader is a comedy because characters get snarky on occasion.

[elder stone]

(I never played the zelda games)

[trail isle]

(I played ocarina of time)

[rigid peak]

Hyrule Warriors is very much a Legend of Zelda game.

[elder stone]

(I know nothing about anything zelda wise)