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???
be nurgle's daemon
getting summoned and called by wretched mortals and believers
oksurewhynot.mp4
answers the call
gets slam dunked by some fanatic on robes, gets flamed on by a witch, get shouted by some cadian and lastly getting chucked by an ogryn with a funny lunch box
i use mods but the shirtless bandolier only top and shoeless ragged pants are just penance drops
i dont use cosmetic mods
Explosive lunch box
I wish they would add that one weapon mod to the game, that shit looks fun
be nurgles demon
summoned into discord general chat to shitpost with a capital S
oh.. slaneesh is already here
weapon customizations?
imagine beeing put forcefully in that body and then just see them 4 karkers standing over you
lmao fatshark promised we'd have customization and yet......
100%, fat fish can and will never top the demon hunter drip they released
actually-
the mod is basically using all the systems left over from them working on it lol
Give it another 4 years
Yeah, all the ridiculous weapon variability looks funny

be demonic slug from another dimension
back blister pops
dies
weapon cust is kinda a pain to keep stable but its nice to put optics on stuff
i dont usually bother
oh i rock the mod too but that's bethesda's schtick, letting modders complete games for them
be a rotting ogryn
get a minor headache
perishes immediately
that's i only use
be a rotting ogryn
gets shoved off a cliff by dude with a shield
Imagine scope for helbore
You mean with mods? The call is cutting up i think your going through a tunnel
insta death
put a simple scope and skin
laughs in Taleworlds
i dont have to, it helps them a LOT
yep- sadly
be some almagation of flesh
gets pushed off by some crazed karker with a cross
the helbore and vigilant autogun both have fat fuck sightposts that make them terrible at their jobs
You get no motion you got zero drip heretic
still waiting for that sniper drip tho, arbies have the 3 lens goggles but that cape
The fatshark server hamster is sick again. Cant play because of how out of sync it is.
Im starting to believe there are no arbiter cosmetics
that custom weps
Arbi would look clean as fuck with a poncho
XD
and eating tacos?
the legs is the legs
get the daemonculaba
penitent engine
we're having soft tacos later
heretical talk is not permitted
uwu hewetikel
All heretics will be beaten senseless by every able bodied reject in the hive
we're having ogryn nosh later
actually i guess now its more like
be a daemon whos finally materialized after thousands of years
go to have some fun killing mortals
dog
Dog
DOG
fat fish beaming heretical knowledge into my teammates forcing them to irresponsibly and recklessly shoot every single barrel i so happen to step into range of.
TFW you can knock a flying daemonhost off a ledge and it insta dies
be a unbathed daemon
gets spawned in by some other unbathed fellas
we get swatted by the arbites immediately
kinda funny though that technically daemonhosts are likely lower ranking demons, while the Beast is tougher and feels more common
def a plague bearer
-four dogs
i like to think that the daemonhost is possessed by a nurgling
explains the abundance
clearly they're just repelled by the ground]
Gravity, the greatest of the chaos gods
Let me grab a daemonhost as Ogryn and slap it around
that would be funny lol
change the ogryn charge into the mutant charge
what happens if you trap a daemonhost in another daemonhost
do the fleshbag treatment
yeah I assume them, no other would fit
yeah whether a daemonhost is strong depends on what gets shoved in it
sounds like a chewsday
maybe they'll have some stronger demonhost that's a herald inside
if you think those sigils arent weeping you're in for a surprise
Dark Communion seems like they're trying to summon a herald or a prince, given the ritual
He said hes gonna get shoved in, not that hes gonna fuck it 
good luck
dissapears to die
avoid barrels
always
yes avoid barrels
i hope this ramdoms
shooting every barrel you see before you can get to it is a legitimate success strategy
don't fuck up
for sure, too big a ritual for just some lowly plaguebearer, though I guess there's a slim chance for great unclean one
i got ONE game and we just spawned in 3 minutes.
Then we all died because one psyker decides to leroy jenkins to the gunners
always happends
just wanna hit 40 XD
for penance
want the 53rd
People only think about 1 thing 🥹
Your best bet is to make a group and look for a team here
See, plaguebearers are usually mortals that die while affected by a nurgle pox, then they get offered respite by nurgle and become a Daemon. Maybe Rodin died and became a plaguebearer in the warp, and the cult was using his corpse to get his plaguebearer self on Atoma
I did everything i can, I played as an arbites to keep pushing and carving a path or a veteran who's about to rip his vocal chords and yet I get absolutely desecrated
shoulder check a Chaos Spawn
rock. Rock!
It falls on a bottomless pit

and its disgusting
Its all but confirmed in dialogue thats what it is, the "mysterious voice" says Rise, Great One. which is pretty on the nose to be fair but still
oh damn
its unlikely that whatever they're trying to summon will ever come through
lmao imagine being a miniboss with self regenerating dark age shield technology and plot armor only to get brought back as the weakest field unit
time to get blasted and play darktide
since long term im pretty sure ||wolfer is going to die and zola will get involved because of all the bond between sibling stuff||
imagine being a powerful being just to get stabbed by a death row inmate
i meannnn....
||and nothing is going to happen to zola||
anything can get stabbed to death
it has a healthbar and it moves.
it bleeds
it can die
bro was nerfed to the warp and back
Doubting best girl
Mandated edict : mauling
Zola turns to chaos and becomes the new big bad

Actually cool plotline 
we kill Wolfer and she gets so emotional she takes up the mantle
And its Rannick vs Zola
honestly i was hoping that, zola is annoying af
Zola grew on me after i saw she getting scolded by her boss constantly on Dark Rituals
She's doing her best
arent we all
Sometimes your best isnt good enough
welp
twas quick

as always 1 got separated cause wanted be the hero
zealot
as an arbies main, prolly an arby
?????
Average guardsman experience, checks out
I hope Dukane suicide herself by 6 shots to the back of her head
Rannick about to get unalived by Grendyl the way he keeps messing up
I doubt it, Grendyl is too busy being a ship
He'll get sent on a suicide mission and do his duty for the emperor
Nah he was confirmed on Atoma, cant be the ship sadly
she should at least give me a chance before she does that
Thats old lore
Like really old lol
you mean that dialogue where cultists are tailing him?
Yeah new lore is the mortis trials Brahms memories
that would def give her a reason
Grendyl is apparently ||Brahms grandfather that is stuck in some way, in the mourningstar||
My crazy ass speculation is that the mourningstar blows up and Rannick takes the mantle of Inquisitor Grendyl and no one questions him
in the end
I thought they were different, wasn't it implied that the grandpapa Brahms and Grendyl have a relationship?
As long as we get Wolfer's helmet for a reward for all our classes, i wanna wear it on me ogryn
The ship is damned so my guess is a Chaos curse made him the ships machine spirit like best girl Lotara Sarrin
why is it damned
We dont know why or how
someday-
We dont know but thats what Brahms says
but it is falling apart quickly
All ships are damned in 40k, kind of a prerequisite
it's implied getting Mobian steel was more so for the ship than the war effort too
I hope it's cleaned after decapitation
When the current shipmistress tries to kill her mother, her mama says that she is giving the curse to her daughter...in so many words
Nah this term is only used when in reference to Chaos
Aaaaw it's so sad that she died on the line of duty
5 big booms for her
Its not mentioned directly if thats the case but its heavily implied that he is grendyl because of the whole "i have saved billions and im doing big things for our future"
they want to research it and recreate the rite of steel (theres some hub lines about this)
Listen, you seen all the shit that happens to loyalist ships too? Everyone and everything is damned in 40k, its just a matter of time
they're starting to make moebian steel in well defended manufactories apparently
True, I always thought it was just cause he's preventing exterminatus since the plague is literally in the water and in the air
and hes using his favor to prevent atoma from getting atomized
Queuing Havoc with randos, pray for me chat
oh yeah those lines about needing more bodies to protect em right?
Brahms cant leave because he needs a ship master he can trust to continue his work as inquisitor, hes so important he has managed to hide his "situation"
Rannick has never met Grendyl, but Brahms has
Another fun thing is that Grandpa Brahms says "Change is unknown to the Imperium, but it shackles us (the Brahms house)."
And i ask: Who is the chaos god called THE CHANGER OF WAYS? What chaos god is colored blue like Grendyl's hologram, despite all Imperial holograms being green? What chaos god really fucking hates Nurgle and is his rival?
yeah i can believe grendyl is interred within the ship
Boom Grandpa Brahms is cursed by tzeentch
damn we're secretly a Tzeentchian cult fighting rivals
Thats my theory at least
Not to mention Nurgle and Tzeentch are rival gods they will almost always try to fuck each other over in their schemes
Exactly
he could also be part of the radical part of the inquisition and not above using chaos
grendyl is definitely a radical one way or another
My tinfoil hat theory is that instead of Tzeentch, it's actually Slaanesh-- there are 2 Aeldari space vessels just outside of auspex range, that are just there silently. Brahms mentions that "avarice is in our blood" which heavily implies wonton greed and desire....
True, some radical inquisitors quite literally use daemonhosts
Not to mention the Brahms line, and the ship itself, being cursed and damned
yeah the warband so far is 100% what I'd expect to see, but Grendyl's secrecy is very suspicious
Holy shit. Now we just need another Khorne mention besides the Fanatic Zealot "Skulls for the Golden Throne!" and we are giga fucked
Plausible everyone is at play here
To what end though
chaos gods just like to play
True
in a way we're like chaos gods too
I feel like Fatshark and Dan Abnett are setting up for a chaos wastes type gameplay with all the chaos gods having some dogs in the fight, which is normal when a chaos god is concerned
we play for the fun not the goal
Chaos Wastes my beloved please obese fish
Grendyl is stuck?
Aeldari can predict the future with their Farseers. Maybe theyre tailing the Mourningstar to do damage control instead if something fucks up
Greetings and salutations fellow Imperial citizens, how goes the crusade?-
BY THE EMPEROR!
grendyl having us take grimoires back for "safekeeping" instead of destroying them in the field 
Grandpa Brahms is at least and its heavily implied they are the same person
Its possible wouldnt be the first time the Aeldari and The inquisition have worked together against Chaos
imo the most likely way chaos wastes arrives is us going on an expedition to the second hive city that's fully overtaken, maybe certain areas of it will have packs of genestealers. there we will go through a fully overtaken city
YES the second hive city is still unexplored
That would be so cool
The wyrmwood agent that gets converted def gives me genestealer vibes
each stage would be an area of the hive city, mix and match areas, but make them more chaos-y
"Something in the shadows is hunting me" that's a tyranid my guy
for sure
Something lurking in the dark chasing him sounds like Genestealers 1000%
I'm back bois
I doubt we will see full on tyranids cause it's hard to mix them with chaos, but maybe certain areas will be dark and full of genestealers
if only there were other things that lurked in the dark in 40k
make them like waves but not chaff, more like elites
Plus there's a genestealer outbreak in one of the cities, and Brahms keeps saying "Are we SURE there arent any on board" and Brunt is like "I killed it and pulled its head off and squished it"
making a genestealer weaker than a rager would be a disservice
Genestealers have enough unit variety they could have their own missions for sure
i dont think they're going to design an entire faction's worth of units that cant coexist with the rest of their units though
Im not that big on genestealers if they are not a completely new faction with new gameplay and tactics and that might be a gangantuan amount of work from fatshark
yeah it worked in VT2 cause they all mixed but here no
I mean it would just be unit reskins, genestealers would literally just use the same equipment that we've seen in game
They 100% could though Tyranids fuckin hate chaos and have designed entire fleets to combat them
what are the chances fat fish actually adds different chaos enemy’s
thats... not related to what i said
I think he means more like you cannot mix chaos and nids
i get that, it would just kinda defeat the "its a new thing", to me at least
not like you mixed chaos skaven and beatmen
my objections are purely technical
oh for sure
tertium statistically does have a genestealer cult
hell the mourningstar might have its OWN
any of us here could be part of it
Brahms herself is scared of them coming on board, with the implication (of several internal systems going dark or just haywire) that they already are
Can confirm
but theres a bunch of technical reasons to not add them to the game
Add the genestealer class fatshark
Nids and Imperium fighting chaos togheter
Its happened before lol
nah it'd be a multiple front war, with enemies fighting each other and us
only other way I see to get new enemies is more variety of existing units or better yet imo, them tapping into demons and possessed enemies
Hive fleet Kronos only cares about beating Chaos ass
Yeah but there's no way in hell that the Inquisition would side with the nids
if a genestealer cult didnt have a hive fleet on the way they'd probably just wait things out and hope the imperium wins
if the imperium knows about tyranids even if they team up for the moment they're going to wipe them out as soon as its feasible
The enemy of my enemy type shit, most likely theyd just sit back and let the two duke it out
so they've gotta count on their rapture before that happens
I am also guessing if there's nids around they're aware fighting chaos can be a drain so they might not yet call for the fleet, just get more entrenched
I highly highly doubt that the Inquisition warband would even consider an alliance with the Xenos......I mean, the inquisition wouldn't even side with the imperium if they so much as breathed heresy
i honestly think we're pretty far from a hive fleet?
We find out the second hive was wiped out because the Votann were stealth mining under it and woke up a Necron tomb world in atoma, making the Genestealers start fighting both factions and the Aeldari that were tailing us are going to get involved and deploy in there. Because of the war between the four xenos, the cult of admonition there converts to Khorne
And the second hive is an all out war between all those factions
ordos xenos inquisitors with literal xenos retinues 
let him cook
🤔 good points there
and then slaanesh warband make their move and we get an ingame dating sim
fair point, i got nothing for this
well, you have a point but is there any that uses nids?
i've been watching warhammer cinematics and it has renewed my hatred for chaos
Ogryn gonna start eating the slaaneshi crab claws
from what I know nids are not at all open to any sort of communication or diplomacy
@dry pebble bro chose proppa finkin' when he got up today
isnt it just one massive hivemind anyways? the same hive mind thats murderizing the ultramarines
Rogue Trader moment, as in the Rogue Trader game
no diplomacy no nothing
the duality of mankind
Its a malevolent entity, it tried to wipe the blood angels out for the love of the game thats hatred right there
no but we're not talking about recruiting them just nonagression while you and a genestealer cult both fight chaos
oi im here to use me nogging like them weirdboyz
I think Tau tried a few times to communicate? but it ended adly
ah fair, a cult might be more approacheable
Das some kunnin' brutal finkin' right there
i think theres been a couple cases of tyranid swarms turning against chaos when it shows up on planets and ignoring the imperials until the problem is over
Hive Fleet Kronos
my only hesitation on this theory is that Brahms seems genuinely scared of a genestealer cult infiltration, and I feel like having a hive minded xenos on board or even around who has millions of years of experience fighting pretty much everything sounds like a bad time, even as a non agression pact
An Imperial force was in a void battle against Chaos and they showed up and started jumping the Chaos forces lol
oh i dont think we're going to work with genestealers here no
the nids see chaos like we see cattle diseases - they stop us from eating and might wipe out or food if we dont stop it
it just came up that yes, it is a thing that is possible
but the cult isnt going to expose itself to be wiped out now anyway
If forced to defend itself from Chaos it might not have a choice
a genestealer cult revealing themselves now is lose/lose for them
since you brought it up, a genestealer cult could function like a full fledged faction, they're known to make their own equipment, use tech and all that
i dont think they were exposed by choice, Brahms clearly mentions them by name a few times in her memories
but it's a lot of work
if chaos wins its over if the imperium wins and a hive fleet isnt there its over
you'd just hunker down
try and grab what advantages you can
Brunt carrying the whole ship on his back
i hope brunt is the hero at the end
we save brunt and he defeats the cult leaders for us
Brunt smart af, but something tells me between him going missing and "acting strangely", he's been compromised
was brunt around when the game launched or always gone?
always gone
He's Scottish is all
ah ok
we hadnt even heard him until recently
whiskey good
He is not even an Ogryn, just a Scotsman in 40k 
Final mission of Darktide is a strike team with Brunt as the Ogryn, Morrow as the Vet, Sister Prine as the Zealot and Sefoni as the Psyker
and Melk as the weapon
They are going to look John Admonition in the eye and say "we are ending this Darktide."
it was actually really weird there were just references to brunt with basically no info about him
bet sefoni will come with the whole fish tank she's in floating around the level
INSIDE A DREADNOUGHT
she'll just moan aggressively at the enemies
Aye
No
Maybe
Peak Brunt right there
we need Brunt as mission control so much, imagine the Valkyrie briefing
"we need you kill runts. go."
🫡
I kinda wish someday the expand this story about Sefoni getting into people's minds and we actually replay events of other characters as us, in a sort of psychic simulation
like replaying a memory
Thats the thing, no one knows where brunt
is he ogryn psyker?
You mean sefoni's past?
how ogryn sell weapon
Bestest

Brunt was simply built different
not just hers, like say we replay one of Brunt's missions
either we play as character or we play as ourselves
imagine if brunt was a genestealer, and the one he "killed" infected him. I mean hear his earlier vox memories and then his latest ones, he definitely sounds different after that encounter
No i get you
kinda like getting into someone's mind and reliving their memories as ourselves
Its a flashback mission in character
yea
He got more talkative and he did go to that genestealer thing with morrow
and him "missing" too
they could just leave it as a rough memory, Sefoni showing us what happened but we play us us even if there's no ogryn in Brunt's memory
Its important to note that most Genestealers are under heavy psychoactive effects and dont view themselves as serving the nids but genuinely believe they are servants of the God Emperor of Mankind
Its sad because hes the only named ogryn in the crew
not to mention even Brahms, who knew him well enough, commented that he was "acting strangely"
Thats true, damn
Which is strange in itself for an Ogryn
poor brunt
but its just a theory....
a darktide theory!
I hope we get somthing from the Brunt situation at least
We need some ogryn representation in the mission control
fr
I'm thinking that might be exactly what Grendyl's mortis operatives do
Well, highly speculative thinking, but the mortis trials taking place in a mindscape presumably constructed from our memories means there could be missions within mindscapes constructed of other people's memories
could be yeah, I do not think we know much about Mortis to begin with, just that they're somehow picked out
though why operatives would be needed for that is anybody's guess
maybe we'd just be a kind of mental buffer to protect Sefoni's mind against intrusion
I thought the mortis operatives were just the elite strike teams
just a guess, maybe it's about their ability to actually take part in these psychic simulations
like they're more open/subsceptible to it
like the opposite of a blunt?
idk
All we know about Mortis Operatives is that they are a "secret cadre within Grendyl's warband", so they could just be special ops yes
but it'd be cooler if they weren't
we already have auric operatives
I think that is a thing with Sefoni being a very powerful psyker more then with the strike teams themselves
yeah that's very possible too
after all unlike our psykers she looks far more, idk how to call it
warp-infused?
and her being stuck in that tank
Yeah, the mortis trials being undertaken to find operatives in the warband capable of enduring the psychic strain of doing the mindscape stuff
She does with all the runes in her body and being strapped to the ship's water cooled
yeah sort of more psychically attuned members
what it will mean for the story idk
right now the trials are just for lore stuff related to other characters
but the fact that their memories are bleeding into the trials has some fun implications
sephoni tank water
imo, it could be used as a way to give us missions that are not on Atoma, since it will just be a simulation and we can be anywhere
Sefoni is Grendyl 
something like we get to see Nox Alpha (I think it was called) through someone's memories
Sefoni is Beta probably approaching Alpha level of Psychic potential just based on her derangement and abilities
Sefoni is Sigma
maybe if she reaches alpha she will become aware of us here in the past
she kinda have the chin 
We capture Wolfer and play through his memories of Nox Alpha to find out the identities of the Admonition 
yes
a very complex form of involuntary interrogation
we also see how Arbites corner him and beat him up before capture as a cutscene
Sefonis voice lines offer a lot of insight and potential teasers
I think Sefoni is the ship's Astropath, and this means she has gone through a process that makes her really crazy but able to do telepathic communications in long distances, so she might not be that godlike and just be a bored as hell psyker reading everyones mind to entertain herself
she teases me, there's no potential about it
she also messes mind apparently
Astropaths usually work in choirs
Though Sefoni does sing in people's dreams, I guess
Intereting take, def has some weight. I thought the astropath was the dude with the wing helmet in the opening cutscene for the game
Or maybe thats just the Navigator?
I think thats the navigator
Yeah
Navigator is the compass and astropath is the radio
Thats true
Ogryns like Sefoni so shes alright by me
Also yeah i think that is a school of psyker magics iirc
I think Sefoni is tied to grandpa Brahms-- they both are tied to the ship, and she has direct access to his memories alongside the other two Brahms as well, despite it being intrusive. (she doesn't really offer many other memories outside of ones that are centered around the Brahms family barring one)
Sefoni = Grendyl = grandpa Brahms
he's just messing with your mind to appear as a chick
what about the moans
that is a good point
Sefoni has a line about Grendyl that always made me think
Daemonhost fog blends really Damm well into the gas
all part of the plan
Brahms tell her to stop reading their minds, Sefoni laughs at her, and then Brahms say "Grendyl will hear about this". Sefoni replies with "no he wont"
Like how can she tell that
I always assumed that that meant she was going to wipe Brahms' mind
That could be it
kinda dangerous if she can do that
I mean, she is explicitly stated to be doing that constantly
and mind wiping is a normal thing afaik
I always figured she can only wipe minds with the personality scourge tubes and shit
I will also attribute any personal failure to Sefoni erasing my learned skills so not my fault
I want to know who the Blank in the hive she mentions is
I had that thought too
But it feels like a pretty big step, especially since now random rejects can hear the threat
threatening a shipmistress seems like a bad idea
"I sense a shrouded mind in the hive. A void I cannot touch. You are to keep it away from Sefoni, do you hear me?" Psychic blank just vibing out
why do we hear all this dialogue on the mourningstar anyway?
I got a mod just so I can hear more dialogue lol
Because it's the same gas. They just bottle and concentrate demonhost farts to make pox gas
I think it's a bleed effect from us breaking the shit outta her psyker dream
people not using private channels
but why
I am 100% Sure that this is a Genestealer.
this is a bit far fetched, but the nids also have a sort of similar effect to psykers right, at least it depends
Shadow in the warp very plausible
Story telling was my thought
but it certainly implies a blank more than the shadow in the warp
i had the same question and people say at their jobs it's the same thing, people misuse channels constantly
Yeah Shadow in the warp is usually around a hive fleet
like there is one dialogue where someone says "this is public channel baka" and the guy is like "oops"
think it's zola and morrow
I doubt a single or just a few genestealers can have that effect
A genestealer patriarch might tho
oh right, yea
i wonder how much some of you have jammed this 40k knowledge in your heads
Opsec ain't a thing on the mourningstar
if the patriarch is on the ship instead of the ground that's bad though
fair enough
The Sister City of Tertium is said to be empty, our Psykers feel life there tho.
If it was at least one Psyker on the ground would have experienced the effects of the shadow in the warp
Skittering in your head just shoot me
My tinfoil hat theory is in the oubliette mission, where the plasma forge has been frozen over-- the reason it was abandoned so suddenly was because they buried the genestealer patriarch under the excessive coolants. one thing that does effect them is extreme cold, right?
that's a good point, it's a bit weird such an important location is just frozen over
Like they found some shit they didnt wanna deal with, buried it, abandoned ship, and now we're waking that mofo up
Its still functional, which implies that it was working but suddenly was abandoned
Possible they did it to keep the Moebians from using it until they could reclaim it
Brunt is now Missing cause the influence of the Patriarch over him returned.
But we didnt cause them to abandon it, it was abandoned hundreds if not thousands of years prior
Couple hundreds
also I might be mistaken, but it's implied to be in a rather remote/deep area of the hive right?
Same place they encountered the genestealers
They definitely would have left warnings. A genestealer isn't like a tub of ice cream you can just forget in the freezer.
Err not same place, but there was an encounter in the deep hives
ah so yeah, perfect place for them to fester
i’ve been thinking about this for like five minutes imagining what it would be like and holy nightmare
yeah similar sort of location
Unless it was the genestealer cult that drove them away, as seen by various wall paintings in the quarantined areas and in the hab dreyko level
Yes. In the emptyness between its stuff.
Grendyl Had Genestealer cults before, and He is around 500 years.
ah right so I recalled it well
Should I pust my mommy Brahms fanfic here?
it's 100% the place for a genestealer cult to start, at least from the areas we saw so far
they're like cockroaches after all
won't nest in the open
Would instantly drive you mad without a doubt
But then why did the cult drive them away and just leave the patriarch to be a popsicle? Unless it's some sort of long game they're playing...
it’s not stopping 
That's the question-- we know genestealers take multiple generations to become "perfect", my thought is just biding for time
If they have 4th generation Genestealers serving in the Moebian and even in the inquisitors retinue then the odds they're almost strong enough to be a major problem is pretty high
I am Sure Admonition does not know about them.
hello chat, is there any way to change matchmaking server for havoc
my guess is, either they have no way of recovering the patriarch yet, or maybe they decided to keep it hidden for now, since a patriarch is a priority target for the inquisition and would definitely draw attention away from the ongoing conflict
Between 4th and 5th generation is when the cult really begins preparing to overtake the planet
seeing how they're psykers too, they'd definitely be easier to detect
We also have to look at things from an overhead perspective-- we have the Moebian 6th who randomly went rogue after Captain Wolfer decided to go heretical. The sudden influx of the nurgle plague. It's a massive smoke screen, and a perfect place for a genestealer cult to do what it wants
Is whatever you have selected in the mission terminal. Might be between all ppl.
oh cool thanks
Without the Patriarch awake, they might not rember that they are Part of the cult.
They know now cause its awaken now
could be yeah
anime profile pictures? wack
yeah it playes right into their hand
also easier to overtake em after a big war
should be pronounced Moobian tbh
Morbius 6th
that meme already feels 10 years old
It's Morbian 6th time
stop it
No
You started it
pain
That’s funny considering you have like a 2 decade old meme in your name lmfao
its a classic
vintage, even
We all have that favorite meme we pretend its not dead
just like the game, which you now lost
i was making an undead monk in world of warcraft in 2014 when i was le xd stoned and this is what i came up with
I miss dat boi sometimes
ye olde meme
also FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
what is dead may never die
God willing, our descendants will still be sharing Morbius memes in the year of our Lord 2069
Dat Boi is almost 10 years old fucking hell
take that gen chat
2015 feels like 2 years ago
Rage comics are amost 20 years old, they showed up in 2008
And this guy is still here

what the fuck are you serious
||oh shit waddup||
i was browsing 4chan in 2008 when i was 15
probably explains why i turned out so fucked up
If Admonition should defeat us, the Hive will have easy Game once the Shadow is fully present.
If we win we might declare exterminatus.
Unrestricted internet access as a child WHAT COULD GO WRONG
hmm fair point, I did not think of the exterminatus route
I pad kids rise up
on the plus side I discovered /fit/ and I was squatting 160kg for reps outta high school
so not all was lost
The chaos invasion hasnt escalated enough to warrant the genestealers revealing themselves, if a great unclean one showed up though
anyway thats my shitposting quota filled for the day
yall have a pleasant evening
Full circle to grandpa Brahms saving billions of lives (10 billion people on Tertium)-- I feel like he's the lone factor that has Grendyl not declaring exterminatus on it. Moebian steel stopped being produced en masse, and the lehman russ production line seems to have halted entirely based on the mission to turn on the forge
Could just be a style of an artist you got to draw your own chars.
anime is wack
it says so in the bible
didnt the catholic church have an anime gril as their mascot?
was that teh vatican
he must be talking about the king james bible

Luce is best girl
now that you mention this I am curious about something, I do not recall it exactly but there was that dialogue from a cult member's perspective trailing who they thought was Grendyl but not attacking him since that would bring attention, but how did they know for sure it's Grendyl? could it be an unreliable narrator and Grendyl is using sort of body doubles/agents (maybe Mortis might somehow train to act like this)?
I could be wrong on the details
Likely just saw one of Grendyl inquisitors and assumed, not even Rannick knows what Grendyl looks like so
yeah it feels weird with how much confidence they assume it's Grendyl
but if not even we, his underlings, hell not even Rannick, knows him, how would a cult member do so confidently
I mean cult members arent the most logical or sane....
They really need a win or Wolfer is going to feed them to a plague ogryn
yeah
unreliable narrator for sure
I'm actual Grendyl's distant cousin
Alpharius is Grendyl confirmed
Omegon is Brahms
i am a worrier
aint we all
hoarah loux...... WORRIER
chaos worrier of khorne
10 minutes early to my interview 
Good luck dawg
Try not to ask them to stomp on you
Hard
knock em dead pal
Tell them even with your back pain, you still made it in early-- ezhire
Or just dont mention it
def dont
Made it this long with it, ill be ight
Youre gonna crush it Lamia
appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak - Sun Tzu
Art of war is legitimaly good advice when applied to some social situations, if you look at them logically
maybe im just autistic
But it helps with decision making
likely
arent we all
Ngl tho, not sure how comfortable i feel working at a school i attended 
is the shop supposed to change today?
Feels weird
always on thursday
understandable I could never go back to one I attended lol
too many staff members from your childhood?
Oh, I thought it was Tuesdays for some reason. Thanks
Give us something good this thursday fatshark
recolors
Love me slop
we gonna eat the slop and we gonna LIKE IT
Simple as
Crashed from a Havoc game
Run the game again
Can't connect to Fatshark server

Unless roll a hundred somehow and it's not slop.
Why are they like this
Why they havent done nothing about it
Never will
very very low odds but we can dream
obviously your internet build is not up to Havoc standards
Well shit, fuck me ig
I can send you my router perks later
the way the devs intended
Major skill issue on my part
Indeed
Interesting, don't mind if i do
do you have a build that reduces ping by 5% with each kill?
the machine spirit in your router is unhappy you must perform the sacred rites of appeasement
and the stacking ping spike reductions
I don't even care about the result, i just feel sorry for the lads who had to fight without me
If only the servers could have this build too
It did.
We are so Desperate that we let criminals Fight for us. Grendyl has no real Support anymore.
No Astartes
No Sororitas
And only a little Regiment.
The Arbites could Force an Inquisitor to meddle with their affairs now.
A Guard Regiment aswell.
That is unheard of.
Penal Legions are fairly common to be fair
All must do their duty to the God Emperor, only in death does duty end
servers running the zealot martrydom build
that explains the multiple downs
Only in death does duty end, except not really because depending on the faction you die to go do your duty until you die again or dying is your duty or you do your duty, die, but not really dead

There are those who undervalue the Penal Legions. But they should consider this: should a man who has wronged the Emperor be allowed to wrong him further? For each man executed is a man who can no longer serve, and to fail in service to the Emperor is the greatest of sins. - Leman Russ
damn some of the rogue trader romance dialogue is straight up simpin'
Sometimes they change the date to match up with a special event. They made it monday in the previous, previous week to match the Arbites launch.
But, unless specified it is bi weekly on thursdays
I need to play the game, but i get bored and lazy thinking about drawing a new portrait for an arbites
nothing boring about enacting out space racism
i wonder if we gonna get that canadian set on this rotation or something else
Now this is cool, I was on the home stretch of an epic havoc 40 and then suddenly everyone starts moonwalking - Sorry but your match has been cancelled due to an error
youve been hit by a smooth criminal
Vostroyan Firstborns 
game decided you just weren't ready to win
I'm a barbie player. So i like to draw the portraits and make the character look in a very specific way i want....
It is an issue sometimes
@somber stream So, skulls later?
I was just about to ask
I can certainly appreciate that, if I knew how to draw I'd probably spend too much time doing that too haha
Hop on, there's a map with 1 right now
Billions must buy Krieg Recolors!!!!
Fun fact as the name implies all Vostroyan Firstborn are the firstborn child of every family to atone for not sending their armies to aid the imperium during the horus heresy
But am eating.
So canonically they be fuckin
Oh take your time then, i'll attempt the thing
Should be quick
Solo?
please mr fatshark no more recolors
Want me to wait?
What else is there to do in a forge world besides drinking and that?
Naw. Am asking, is solo puzzle?
Fr fr
And the heretical dialogue is just comically edgy
Fighting too
Dude that was so awkward
Then just look around the area before the room lock thing.
1/10 interview
Eat plenty
what happened Lamia
i wanted to do a heretic run next is it bad?
Oi what occured?
And then Loosh be like, I only gotten like 1 skull tomorrow lul.
Cassia ||Talking about her losing all of her family and servants||
Rogue Trader: "Haha, that's cool and all babes, but how about you and me go to my quarters and have some private time? Haha"
Loosh went to sleep at 6AM today, no Skull hunting for the guy
"IS THERE MONEY TO BE MADE?"
0% of the time it works everytime 
I would like to change to ogryn when the lobby has no ogryn, and I would like to change to arbitrator when the lobby has an ogryn but no arbitrator, I can't really change without leaving the lobby
whats the deep lore behind the rejects not being able to say bad words
I'm sure duplicate is fine but in the former case I feel like they will need my ogryn
Just always play Ogryn you can never have too much Ogryn
GW saying no
Maybe so
Honestly, should have no lobby timer unless 3/4 are ready. Let ppl swap chars as well.
It's been 40 thousand years, the bad words have changed I guess
That's legit how that conversation goes, i wish they at least gave you some time before going straight for the bases
keep it real soldier oorah
A highly indoctrinated populace too
this game is so fucking violent man i don't get it 😭 theres skinned bodies and rotting corpses every 5 feet but cant say the fuck word
Mhm
And 3 dupes can work.
Different language different curse words
i will never understand a character having his guts out and being giga tortured for eternity and killing babies and eating processed human corpses but nuh uh you cant say "fuck" or "shit"
hard r karker

I'm sitting playing cards drinking with Jae's friends and every other dialogue option is my dude begging for a kiss lmao.. like these are all smugglers and gangsters watching this dude ultra simp at a table
It's likely a result of 40k being so old and they didn't allow them to publish the fuck word back in the day
Thats what I assume
Kraggin' ell
they could get on with the times old man
What the frag is this
Its more fun to invent your own curse words than just use normal ones
I either never go for romance options in my first playthrough or just let one that naturally happens go along.
My first romanced character in BG3 was Gale because of that.
But yeah in-universe... it's been unfathomably long since the 21st century, I guess we should be glad it's this comprehensible
rannick has a strict no cursing policy smh
It's kinda underwhelming
Dwarf posting in a nutshell
Lady Brahms doesnt like potty mouths on her ship
the karking loose canon might karking break that karking rule
Karkin karker
in BG3 on release every companion wanted to bang you after 1h
what are yall favourite darktide ost that isnt disposal unit
PUT THE KARKING BOOT IN
Warp Traveller
Nightsider
BG3 is a great dating sim
Bg3 i cant get into
Wave Glider, Immortal Imperium, Warp Traveler, Nightsider, Main theme
The Gauntlet for me
disposal unit (IMPERIUM MIX)
my man
The Admonition hits
I tried really hard but i cant immerse myself in it
Me getting dumped by astarion in the first 30 minutes "It's no you, it's me, i have standards" 💔
you said just plain disposal unit
gales like "hey man check out this cool magic" then hes dropping his pants immediately
you didn’t mention the mix
how about we also exclude the mix
there’s music for DT outside disposal unit?
duh
Nothing beats noosphere or children of the omnissiah from mechanicus tho
What if it was truly just "Disposal Unit."
People talking about the beat dropping but we got the organ drop
Why did fatshark put Disposal Unit specifically in the boss that dies before the beat drops 
Me hearing the fax machine breaking at the church while the choir is singing (Clearly a The Gauntlet Reference)
Cos they didn't expect oggies to delete the boss.
Voices of the empyrean and scions of lorgar...
Boomgryn just deleting things from existence
to be fair, the boss was even getting deleted before the ogryn rework
Its just a goober boss
yeah captains are pushovers
Give'm the twins treatment and throw other guy there
I really like Millenial Rage from the Mechanicus ost. Always use it in the Tabletop games i run
the only threat in the actual boss fights are the surprise rager hordes
They just get deleted before the music even starts now.
Or someone blowing up the barrell that always spawns suspiciously close to the boss
Captains 
Lieutenants 
I play my own music 
Reaving Tempest
i can respect if its disposal unit 
I can basically take on 3/4ths of the fight
PSA: Posture and hydration check!
Not forever but I offer a great buffer for people to regroup
They do the real damage
The Emperor demands you stay hydrated
I get my hydration from space wolf grog
I hope Jesper Kyd and Mick Gordon collab one day. I feel their style of music combined would be some of the best videogame soundtracks ever.
1 sip instant liver failure
Maybe ogryns can handle it
Now I wonder about a space wolf arm wrestling an ogryn
If there is ever a Khorne faction, get Mick on the job
He's kind of disappeared
Ogryn would probably take it honestly, we have the one who dragged a rhino to his injured commisar so he could get a medpack out of it lol
Imagine anger/anxiety inducing techno church music
He did some games here and there from what i have seen
Mick Gordon is doing audio stuff for Routine, which is surprisingly still in development
Nork deddogg... And He dragged a chimeara
Ogryns are stronger than unarmoured space marines, and to be honest if an ogryn got close enough to an armoured one there's no guarantee for the emperor's angel
This is why I want an ogryn in Space Marine 3
I may have maintained eye contact for too long 
I have a notoriously scary face
Jovial ogryn reaches his hand out to Titus for a nice firm handshake and BAM, surprise armwrestling QTE
Thats what it was, think there was a different story involving a rhino I got mixed up with
Faster, Smarter, and in Power Armor as strong. The Ogryn is gone
what is the stolen goods mission modifier?
Yeah that's why I specify
when we can use Infantry lasgun useful
you see those goods?
steal em”
Ogryn can still pull armoured space marines limb from limb, it's just not likely he would ever get close enough
following the table top rules
i dont see them
ogryns are stronger than a marine
No need to pull them apart, just lift them up and smash them into the ground headfirst
Job's a goodun
Maybe so
Probably, definitely not the rations missing from storage... 
On tabletop Space marines have a Strength of 4 and Ogryn have a 5-6 If I recall correctly
A good commissar would educate his ogryns on appropriate anti chaos marine tactics
In terms they can understand
the ogryn wouldn’t understand
guys, i need help, whats the best/not worst autogun for arbitres?
ogryn only needs one tactic
K R U M P
Ogryns have to be tricked into becoming heretics
Pick up the spiky one and crush him
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
ogryns are quite literally infant babies inside a hulking mass of muscle
i’m sure a newborn child would be smarter

Most are around toddler level intellect
My neice is pretty smart so that's not so outlandish to me now
Primaris too?
the ogryns we have in DT are einstein level smart for their typical intellect
All bone 'eads
The ogryns in darktide are like ex-crew of some inquisitor
Yes, in lore theyre stronger but guess wasnt enough for them to make it 5 on table top
They got a pseudo tithe and they gave their biggest manpower
Otherwise not really clear how ogryns appear across imperial space, other than as auxilliary shock troops
I like to imagine me, as an Arbitrator, provide minimal guidance and then just watch the Ogryn do their thing. Obviously there are plentiful rations to be had after completion. 
Ogryns are used very often on forge worlds and the like
Hmm yes
ogryns are slave labour on Necromunda and in the Calixis Sector
Hive gangers love Ogryns
Considering how we hate the machine, a big strong abhuman probably fills a few gaps
@somber stream Getting on now.
Arbites in Calixis even have specialised equipment for wrestling with ogryns
Imagine having to arrest a pissed off Ogryn fuckin A
Lovely, you can join me
Got the first map wrong lmao
I imagine under the right direction they could serve as a battering ram
rashuns will immediately immobilize any unruly ogryn
It's not like arbites try to take them alive all the time
Battering ram, vanguard and main force, all in one.
The rashuns will not continue until morale improves
That seems like professional skill issue of a different kind.
I can join in a sec, what are yall doing
There's an ogryn beasthandler model with some chaos hounds, which is what FS is basing their chaos hound models on
rashuns?

if the ogryn arbites squad is charging through the wall of your little shithole its over man you dead as hell
Well, the urban environments that comprise the majority of the imperial living space, you will have to do swat tactics
Skullz
The arbites are very lethal so I wouldn't worry about your survival
Sure give me a minute or two
Ogryns don't get into the schola, so no ogryn arbites
im so sad theres so little ogryn representation outside of darktide
Always rashuns for you!
Some things are best in moderation
I wish GW would comission way more art
The official art for tons of things is severely lacking
..oOwOo..
Sacrilege! Mandated edict: Nurgle shower
Why, what did I do?
What didnt you do tbf
Whenever I stole rations I made sure to distribute at least enough to all the Ogryns. :3

Sharing your rations with your ogryn is a sure fire way to ensure you make it out of a mission alive and well
Now playing One by The Birthday Massacre
I love my big fellas. :3

Hi, Mistress.
i always share my rations, ogryn loyalty best loyalty
I need somewhere to sit.
what's a good way to get diamantine quickly? I finally ran out again lol
..oOwOo..
What is the stolen goods mission modifier? Didnt notice anything different
Think it has to do with the campaign they added
Just some lore then?
More or less
THIS is what you do, slaaneshi heretic
Wake up, @sleek harness
🐀
WAKE UP TO FIGHT FOR THE GOD EMPEROR
Could you be more specific? I feel I'm entitled to a detailed charge. ..oOwOo..
You are entitled to nothing, you will be sent to jail, come along

Wake up kids. We've got the dreamers disease.
No, thank you. I have not finished distributing rations to the Ogryns.
Dreamer's disease? The fuck is that?
You may continue, but do this good work, nothing else, and i may call you comrade... eventually...
Age fourteen, they got you down on your knees..

Hows it going my fellow lexmates.
Anyways, chest and back day, BENCH FOR THE BENCH GOD, ROWS FOR THE ROW THRONE
Really, Right in front of my holy relic?
Just distributing this excess of rations to the Ogryn populace!
I mean, we could defeat Custodians in tabletop...
In Lore definetely not
Well, let's just say the Ogryns are very happy. On an unrelated note we are running low on rations.
So polite, we’re still busy saying please
YOU FOOL!
Now they'll expect that much every time!
Oh no, it was never my intention to incite the desire of more in any loyal soul.
I would rather starve than have the ogryns go angry, to be honest
I am still watching.
Less staring, more sharing.
The issue is: We don't have enough for next time and supplies are short as is, So we'll end up with both
It would seem that unfortunately I am needed somewhere else. Carry on!
Karker!
Frenemies, who when you’re down ain’t your friend
This is true, a lot of people in the community view the tabletop stats as canon but its just gameplay balancing
In tabletop, are the Tyranid Warriors not both stronger and tankier than Space Marines?
Is that lore accurate?
Not at all
Every night we smash a Mercedes-Benz
And a C'Tan Shard can be defeated by a imperial Guard Regiment aswell in tabletop...
Which in Lore i doubt
So if lore-nids had tabletops "stats"... Seems scary. :3
Yes
Sometimes a random group in auric hi intensity shock troop is a lot more stressful than a havoc 40 run
you all are invited to my birthday party tomorrow
Say less
there’s gonna be steak, sushi, and an snow cone machine

what's a snow cone
Will I get anything from it?
F
is it just ice cream in a cone
free food
no
Oh your dead ass
Surely there must be more
a snow cone is shaved ice with flavoring on it

sounds like something I've probably had but we have a different name for it
oh
I actually don't think I have ngl
italian ice is better
Havent truely lived
but snow cone because snow cone
Snow cones would kill with Ogryns
why do you think i’m having one at my bday bonanza tomorrow

happy birthday man
the 30s will either be the years you’ll thrive or the years you’ll struggle the most
from what i’ve seen
i turned 30 a couple weeks ago
dont do it personally, stop at 28
Holy shit you are old Jurgle Jamer
Are you still even a gamer?
Can confirm
Skaven you might be too young
skaven talking like he’s 16 saying 30 is old
Hes old by rat standards

I don't think rodents live long
GAMER 4 LYF
Your mother was a no-fur
That's longer than I would have guessed actually
i’m not sure myself tbh
Google time
I have no clue lol
Skaven uhh.. find a way
Gross we only speculate we don't actually research
Why are you saying such obviously things
rats live a year or so
but from how big i’ve seen rats get i shocked be shocked if they live longer
the average rat lifespan typically reaches 2–4 years of age
what about those new york rats that are the size of small dogs
20 years right?
17 years
we really are elfs for most household animals arent we


