general-chat

[fiery wave]

I do not use it at the end. I start with it. WDYM?

[elder stone]

Eh?

[abstract wraith]

My brain forces me to stick to names that I can write proper lore for, so mine is my name here. I just call him Moto

[elder stone]

Mine is named Braincell because he just has the one

[brazen pelican]

If it is the only word in the current sentence is it not also the end of the sentence? :3

[fiery wave]

That's an orange cat thing.

[somber stream]

Mine Ogryn is named Biggus

[abstract wraith]

It was originally supposed to me Quasimodo like from the hunchback of notre dame

[somber stream]

For he is

[brazen pelican]

I hope that is a reference.

[abstract wraith]

But that was i guess not allowed by fatshark

[somber stream]

Dickus

[elder stone]

Biggus Dickus

[brazen pelican]

Just a stupid joke, sorry. ❤️

I offer a picture of my cat as a peace offering.

[fiery wave]

I just don't get it so you get stared at.

[brazen pelican]

Fair enough.

[elder stone]

Im no pussyologist but ill take a gander

[abstract wraith]

Incontinentia Buttocks

[fiery wave]

But fwuffy cat gud. Gib patpats.

[timber elk]

spawns

Hello everyone

[abstract wraith]

Oh look, a bug

[somber stream]

People called Romanes they go to the house

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

How adorable!

[timber elk]

Hmmmm?

Please don’t kidnapped me….

[brazen pelican]

I will protect you with my life.

[timber elk]

Yey

[abstract wraith]

By kidnapping

[brazen pelican]

By order of the Hive Mind.

[timber elk]

Yaaay

[fiery wave]

Boops

[elder stone]

general chat is roleplaying

[brazen pelican]

I stole all these rations before, and no one suspects a thing! Would you like some?

[elder stone]

Ill see you guys latah

[gilded socket]

Oh kook a ork

[timber elk]

Oh….okai….

[abstract wraith]

Rashuns

[timber elk]

holds a black hole in hand

[brazen pelican]

Um, what you got there, little buddy?

[timber elk]

A smoothie

[elder stone]

Sorry I just dont do text-roleplay

[gilded socket]

Licht and i are from the same regiment

[fiery wave]

So you do it on mic?

[brazen pelican]

Would that make you my uncle?

[fiery wave]

I see.

[gilded socket]

Hug

Huh?

Im not a man

[brazen pelican]

Aunt!?

[gilded socket]

Whatre you talking about

[elder stone]

Nope

[timber elk]

I’m surrounded by human girls munches on black hole and drinks smoothie

[brazen pelican]

If Licht is my Dad, and you are in the same regiment, wouldn't that make you my aunt?

[elder stone]

Wait a minute

[gilded socket]

No that means i serve with the old man

[elder stone]

You call me mommy

[somber stream]

Wait 2 minutes

[elder stone]

So like

[somber stream]

NO

[gilded socket]

2 minutes

[timber elk]

HMMMMMMM?????

[abstract wraith]

Wait 17 minutes

[gilded socket]

Wait 475 minutes

[fiery wave]

Human? There's another 'nid.

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

Something really fishy

[timber elk]

Where?

[brazen pelican]

👋

[gilded socket]

Im confuse

[elder stone]

Does that mean

Licht

[fiery wave]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON'T TEXT RP???!

[brazen pelican]

Serve? Like in a restaurant?

[somber stream]

I have no relation to any of you here

[elder stone]

I dont

[gilded socket]

Ok dad

[gilded socket]

No like we were both in the same guard regiment

[timber elk]

Oh. They look more human to me, than again I’m just tiny tyrnaid who’s hungry and wants to play silent hill 2

[brazen pelican]

I see.

[fiery wave]

Points at @brazen pelican.

[abstract wraith]

Damn bugs

[brazen pelican]

Whispers It's a disguise to steal all the rations.

[elder stone]

Licht was a dad at 12??

[fiery wave]

Well, you are the one I guide?

[timber elk]

Rude -.-

[gilded socket]

What?

[somber stream]

Familial relation*

[abstract wraith]

Sorry I've played a lot of Space Marine lately

[elder stone]

Licht is 28 and you are 16

28-16 = 12

[gilded socket]

Not literally related

[elder stone]

Im aware

[halcyon glen]

If I waved at you would you wave back?

[timber elk]

Wait how old is everyone else?

[halcyon glen]

This server has a minimum age of 18

[elder stone]

18-25

[fiery wave]

Good game. Still, would you like fruits? Considering someone keeps stealing the awful rations?

[brazen pelican]

Yummy rations. :3

Biomass is biomass!

[fiery wave]

They are awful. Go have steak.

[timber elk]

…….you got strawberries? I’ll trade you this half eaten black hole for strawberries and a new ps4 controller

[halcyon glen]

Hot ashes for trees when?

[brazen pelican]

Had one the other day, it was very good. :3

[fiery wave]

You can just have the strawberries.

[timber elk]

Okay!

[fiery wave]

(Expensive tbh. With everything breaking... instant for weeks.)

[gilded socket]

This place is purgatory

[timber elk]

Not really

[brazen pelican]

A friend bought it, so who am I to decline? :3

[timber elk]

Seems everyone has taken a liking to me! Even though I just got here^^

[abstract wraith]

There are much much worse game discords

[fiery wave]

Naw, just a funni place with funni ppl.

[timber elk]

Especially the lictor lady

[somber stream]

Looking at HD2's Mess hall

[abstract wraith]

Exactly

[elder stone]

What goes on in HD2's discord anyway? Got banned like last summer

[brazen pelican]

Am I funny people? :3

[timber elk]

Yeah! Every time I show up they keep mistaking me for a termind

[fiery wave]

(I guess. Just enjoy then.)

[brazen pelican]

Been there.

[timber elk]

No……your a great people^^

[somber stream]

But you are, it's in the name

Now bend over bug

[elder stone]

WHAT

[somber stream]

I need some fuel

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[abstract wraith]

[gilded socket]

Perhaps, beats the trenches

[elder stone]

Dude I didnt know you were a zoophile

[timber elk]

throws a black hole at them destorying their homeworld

[fiery wave]

Everyone seems to be when it's not a war.

[gilded socket]

Commissar’s not gonna like that

[brazen pelican]

True. I'm just here to be a shithead and hopefully make people smile and laugh every now and then.

[fiery wave]

I see you are into bugs.

[somber stream]

I meant to extract E-710

[brazen pelican]

WRONG BUG!

[timber elk]

I like this lady lictor person already!

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[brazen pelican]

Yay! ..oOwOo..

[gilded socket]

Im sorry man, i gotta put a bolt in your head now

[halcyon glen]

In the village of ormen

[somber stream]

Starts with a T, so must be the same

[abstract wraith]

Honestly the 40k fandom needs that. Its always so dark and depressing

[gilded socket]

Very much is

[brazen pelican]

Emperor and Erebus both start with E.

[fiery wave]

True, is "safe", there's food, and you aren't left alone to die.

[gilded socket]

Being alone beats this chat 10/1

[somber stream]

Ere who? Dunno the guy

[brazen pelican]

[timber elk]

dies, laying on the ground in funny position with silent hill 3 opening diner music playing

[fiery wave]

I mean, if you aren't having fun, why be here?

[brazen pelican]

Now where is that pyromaniac sister when you need her?

[abstract wraith]

Pyromaniac? Where

Fire good

Mhm mhm

[brazen pelican]

I'll have the Hive Mind respawn you, sec.

[gilded socket]

Oh uh someone come get their bug

[timber elk]

spawned by hive mind

[somber stream]

You expect an average guardsman to know about Space marine stuff?

[fiery wave]

Fluffy slice of life RP. Yes, will be fun.

[somber stream]

Nevermind demigods

[timber elk]

I’m back! I got scared by something in silent hill 2

Damn lady legs!

[brazen pelican]

Be more careful, little one.

[elder stone]

I like worldbox

[gilded socket]

Words

[brazen pelican]

But, if you die again, I can just eat you for the biomass and have the Hive Mind respawn you.

[fiery wave]

I guess you are the sort then.

[gilded socket]

Wordinf

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-emote-goblin-emote-goblin-excited-gif-10279768484440795600

[gilded socket]

Yup

[abstract wraith]

Fluffy and 40k is not something normally connected

[gilded socket]

Love starving

[timber elk]

No thank you^^ I can just spawn back from that black hole

[brazen pelican]

Ooooh. That's nifty!

[gilded socket]

Neuro

We gotta kill the hivemind

[brazen pelican]

It meeeeeeeeee.

[brazen pelican]

No?

[halcyon glen]

Black hole sun won’t you come

[brazen pelican]

But also, good luck.

[fiery wave]

Tzeentch forbidden knowledge.

[gilded socket]

I dont wanna be stuck with these nids

[brazen pelican]

But I am one. :<

[timber elk]

What did I do to you exactly! All I been doing is eating strawberries and playing silent hill 2!

[gilded socket]

Yeah but

Principals

[timber elk]

NO BUTS!!!!!!

[gilded socket]

Yeah, giving me a trigger finger

[fiery wave]

They eat crappy rations so you have an excuse to grab MREs.

[brazen pelican]

I respectfully decline your most appaling offer.

[somber stream]

La la la la la can't hear you praise the Emperor

[timber elk]

-.- yeah? Well I’ll throw this black hole at ya

[brazen pelican]

There's a Space Marine here looking for you.

[gilded socket]

I like the rations, nothing tastes better than eating for the first time in a long day

[halcyon glen]

Sixty new cities what do I

[timber elk]

:0!? is it it my salamander friends!?

[gilded socket]

What if i kill one hivemind

Just one

[somber stream]

I'm not receiving any visitor today

[timber elk]

I don’t think you know how a hive mind works.

[brazen pelican]

No this one has red armor.

With black pauldrons.

[halcyon glen]

Abba is so overrated

[gilded socket]

Why know about the alien, just shoot the damned things until they stop moving and coming at you

[fiery wave]

But they are corpse starch... are you sure you don't want beef stew instead?

[abstract wraith]

Blood angel who personalized their armor

[gilded socket]

Food’s food

Doesn’t matter

[halcyon glen]

I’m loving the alien

[timber elk]

Is it those funky swanky blood angels!?

[brazen pelican]

They got sent by a Gabriel Seth, apparently.

[gilded socket]

Only alien i like is
-# the tau…

[halcyon glen]

Wham bam thank you maam

[timber elk]

I once painted with a blood angel.^^

[gilded socket]

I like no aliens

Hate the damn things

[stable fox]

👂

[gilded socket]

I play them

[abstract wraith]

Eldar are pretty neat

[fiery wave]

Just where in the hecks did you come from to have such ideas of food. Is meant to be enjoyed...

[timber elk]

Than you know how gentle they are when it comes to painting^^

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass, indeed.

[gilded socket]

Keeps you breathing and working

[brazen pelican]

Was blood the paint?

[timber elk]

Nope! Blue green and yellow!

[gilded socket]

Prime black, hack at it with mephiston red and gold trim

[stable fox]

EEEEEEE

A TYRANID

[halcyon glen]

One of us is dying

[stable fox]

🩴

[timber elk]

sigh

[gilded socket]

Suck my toes talking about some biomass

[halcyon glen]

One of us is crying

[fiery wave]

You sound like you need a week on paradise...

[halcyon glen]

Did I hear toes 🤤

[stable fox]

Don't we all?

[gilded socket]

Work’s good, broke my entrenching tool, big sadge

[stable fox]

To the Holy Terra!

[timber elk]

NEURO!!!! that crazy person wants to hit me with their Sandle : (

[brazen pelican]

Toes are also biomass.

[gilded socket]

Whatever

Biomass this

Biomass that

[stable fox]

🩴 👡

[gilded socket]

When can we start talking about tau women

[brazen pelican]

Don't touch the Tiny Tyranid.

[elder stone]

Hello Nic

[gilded socket]

Like real people

[stable fox]

Is a Space vermin

[timber elk]

Am not! 😦

[fiery wave]

Uhhh... True. Whistling. Paradise is great.

[halcyon glen]

[fiery wave]

Too much work is bad though.

[stable fox]

I know what you do with people you karking xeno

[halcyon glen]

I’m so excited for this

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

When can we start dialogue about tau women

[timber elk]

HOW?!!!! I’m a literal tiny entity that can’t harm others!!!!!

[abstract wraith]

Micro gaunt

[stable fox]

I have seen tiny tyranids that chew people

[abstract wraith]

Shoulder pet

[stable fox]

You can't fool me

[brazen pelican]

They were hungry!

[timber elk]

THOSE ARE RIPPERS NUMBNUTS!!!!

[stable fox]

SAME THING

[halcyon glen]

We are hungry men

[gilded socket]

Tau skin…

Gonna make a coat

[timber elk]

STINKY!!!!! YOUR STINKY!!!!

[halcyon glen]

[sage dragon]

Any word on how many of FS haver returned from vaca?

[gilded socket]

None, die in trench

[somber stream]

Next week, or so i've heard

[fiery wave]

None. Come back in aug.

[stable fox]

At least I don't stink like a karking dead people after consumption

[halcyon glen]

Word On a wing

[thick fog]

August will be

[timber elk]

I DONT EVEN EAT PEOPLE!!!!

[sage dragon]

thanks mate

[abstract wraith]

It's okay tiny Tyranid, we shall protect you

[fiery wave]

You know why rations are terribad.

[halcyon glen]

There is a syllannibal among us

[rose pine]

Tyranids are made for eating.

[halcyon glen]

amogus

[stable fox]

They're not the same

[timber elk]

AT LEAST I DONT EAT MY OWN PEOPLE STINKER!

[fiery wave]

Eh... if you toss the corpse starch, sure.

[halcyon glen]

[gilded socket]

Mmmm… corpse starch….

[stable fox]

🩴

[gilded socket]

Can go for a can…

[timber elk]

THUNDER HAMMER

[halcyon glen]

E

[abstract wraith]

Moto would just mistake the tiny tyranid for a dog or something so Moto likes

[elder stone]

What are you people even talking about right now

[fiery wave]

I rather my lamb MRE.

[stable fox]

[steals hammer]

[halcyon glen]

Take me to your leader

[stable fox]

[timber elk]

NUUUUU MY HAMMER!!!! GIBE IT BACK STINKY!!!

[somber stream]

I like my meat cooked fresh

Just, hunt a xeno or something

Grill 'em

[stable fox]

Fine.
I will extend your mercy for once

[abstract wraith]

Grilled Tau

[stable fox]

[unsteals]

[gilded socket]

Flavor makes you all fattened up and lazy, nutrients makes you crazy and borderline shizo

[somber stream]

Humanoid = no no

[brazen pelican]

So no eating Tyranid Warriors?

[abstract wraith]

Okay okay. Grill that thing the Orks ride

[fiery wave]

I have those when I go back to Paradise, yeah. Fresh beef on a grill.

[halcyon glen]

Big man pig manhan

[somber stream]

They look like shrimp with legs so yes

Grillable

[gilded socket]

Fresh meat? A myth

[fiery wave]

You are just so horribly brainwashed...

[gilded socket]

For Armageddon

[brazen pelican]

How do they look even remotely like shrimp?

[sage dragon]

speaking of flavor, think we can convince FS to give us free cosmetics or discount aquilas in celebration of the upcoming release of Dawn Of War remastered? some of those hats look really nice

[somber stream]

Juicy, love me some

[rose pine]

Isn't the whole ordeal with tyranids that they eat anything organic? Even their own dead bugfriends?

[abstract wraith]

I was also wondering this

[stable fox]

Imagine, hoping fatshark will give us discount for upcoming remaster

[somber stream]

Uh shells

[halcyon glen]

Fatshark would never

[sage dragon]

never what?

[stable fox]

Let's hope the remaster won't flop like remaster for space marine 1

[gilded socket]

Better chance trying to get into the commissar’s pants and live to tell the tale

[sage dragon]

I hear that

[abstract wraith]

Made me so sad

[stable fox]

I dodged bullet thanks to the fact that after it's release it became not available in Russia

But it was

The people behind this are shady apparently anyway

Don't care

Not going to dig

[abstract wraith]

Idk how they made already bad UI worse

But they did

[sage dragon]

laziness

it never fails

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[abstract wraith]

Makes me so sad because customizable Firstborn armor is so nice

[fiery wave]

Could enjoy whenever even.

[halcyon glen]

Obese megalodons

[gilded socket]

Now you get it, get your outta ya arse and get on the front

[brazen pelican]

Chonky Blåhajar.

[sage dragon]

Good day to you @forest creek ! Got a quick question if you are allowed to answer. Do folk at Fatshark have anything special planned for release of Dawn Of War definitive edition? I know that's a different style of game, but it is such an iconic piece, and thus I'm curious if we can get some special cosmetics in celebration or something.

[gilded socket]

Thats a death sentence

Ah well

Nice knowing you

[brazen pelican]

F

[somber stream]

I'm pretty sure the average guardsman do this whenever the opportunity present themselves while on the front as well, who wouldn't want fresh meat over MREs

[sage dragon]

nah, death setence is playing with spray and pray noobs on barrel hell

[somber stream]

(they clog your pipe)

[gilded socket]

Nope, what you did was a death sentence

[halcyon glen]

They need to give gif perms before working on anything content wise

[sage dragon]

and of course lets not forget the ye old poke the daemon host

[gilded socket]

Ill fucking cook someone’s body if i need too

[brazen pelican]

I love tagging a Deamonhost and see someone trigger it, then spend the time pointing and laughing as they die.

[somber stream]

If the supply line is cut off, sure

[sage dragon]

watching and gloating that you warned them

but they never listen

[brazen pelican]

Pretty much, at least in situations where there are no other enemies and they legit run up and smack it.

[gilded socket]

Cook me if i die

[brazen pelican]

If someone genuinely triggers it by accident I'll help.

[brazen pelican]

Do I need to wait?

Drools

[sage dragon]

actually can work if right build and coord, but since when do players do that right?

[hidden hazel]

I got lucky last hourly refresh, my totally-not-40k-Judge-Dredd now has another +17% toughness Curio 💪

[brazen pelican]

The storage is all out of rations and I am hungry.

[somber stream]

I prefer to not eat human flesh, so if it were me, i'd opt for starvation

[halcyon glen]

I would be your slave

[wintry fog]

All I think about are tubs of gummy bears

[brazen pelican]

Most of the time if everyone goes for it it's a breeze killing it.

[lilac crag]

I'm gonna be honest you're the first person I'd cook in a starving situation

[somber stream]

If i'm already dead? Go ahead lol

[lilac crag]

yyyeaaahh

[somber stream]

If not then i'll gut you and feed it to the lads

[gilded socket]

Just know i will… i will survive…

[somber stream]

Wait this sounds heretical

Change subject please

[abstract wraith]

Heretics

[brazen pelican]

No keep going.

[lilac crag]

Neuro, we aren't —

wait, I don't have a nickname for you

[wintry fog]

The slaaneshi are trying to steer the conversation into vore

[elder stone]

Neury

[lilac crag]

[gilded socket]

If i have to survive ill fashion a club outta your bones

[lilac crag]

no.

not quite.

[brazen pelican]

No, I just want them to get a taste for human flesh and then cannot stop.

[gilded socket]

Make a bomb out of your skull

Ribcage armor

[somber stream]

You're starving not running out of ammo

[gilded socket]

Femur hammer

[somber stream]

Literally just recharge your lasgun with the sun

[lilac crag]

this is quite intense

Khorne would be happy

[gilded socket]

Lasgun? HA!!

Good one

[elder stone]

I just noticed its 03:33

Im dead inside

[somber stream]

Schleep

[elder stone]

Im at my computer

Im not gonna be able to sleep for another 3 hours

Worldbox has ruined me

[sage dragon]

lol

maybe talk of new classes and guns will cheer you up?

[brazen pelican]

10:34 here.

[somber stream]

Compell self to playing games
Complains about being dead inside

[elder stone]

Skitarri engineer class

[elder stone]

uhhhh is that morning or evening

[somber stream]

What's for lunch

[sage dragon]

rations

[brazen pelican]

AM.

[gilded socket]

Lasguns are for nerds

[brazen pelican]

Monster and a ciggie.

[gilded socket]

I use autoguns

[elder stone]

I can barely understand 12 hour clock

[sage dragon]

want that fancy elctro musket?

[somber stream]

Jesus

[brazen pelican]

10:34, not 22:34.

[elder stone]

The Helbore?

[somber stream]

That's breakfast

[elder stone]

true

[brazen pelican]

Yes, that was also breakfast.

[sage dragon]

no no, the one the sicarian rangers use

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

That would be cool

[lilac crag]

hey

you're one hour behind me

what are you doing behind me, beast

I thought most of you were American

[brazen pelican]

Sizing you up so I know what pots and pans I need.

[brazen pelican]

Swedish. :3

[lilac crag]

oh that's awesome

[somber stream]

He's Romanian, sure you want to do that?

[brazen pelican]

Enough garlic and butter fixes anything.

[lilac crag]

I would like to believe I'd make a fine meal if someone were to gobble me up

[somber stream]

Hmmmm

[lilac crag]

but that implies I'm letting her eat me

[somber stream]

Fair

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[gilded socket]

Rations…

[brazen pelican]

WHERE?!

[lilac crag]

[sage dragon]

melks desk, but I would advise against those...

[brazen pelican]

YUMMY!

[lilac crag]

there is a voiceline about this

I'm not sure if you're referencing but

that is devilish to say

good man

[sage dragon]

totaly am

[elder stone]

but the lore Im making up in my head is immaculate

I just had the king of a barely stable kingdom execute a governor for plotting a revolution
governor was leading the province that the king led prior to ascending
this is so FIRE 🔥

[raven carbon]

a new convict is here-

[somber stream]

Nobody introduce HoI4 to the guy

[brazen pelican]

Henlo. Do you have any biomass extra rations?

[elder stone]

I put 426 hours into that game

[somber stream]

Of course you bloody did

[raven carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-s-impsons-bush-homer-simpsons-homer-hiding-gif-4325800

[brazen pelican]

Embed fail!

[raven carbon]

emperor help me

XD

[brazen pelican]

🫵

[raven carbon]

is my rations-

[gilded socket]

Fresh meat for the trenches, lest you die then some fresh corpse starch

[brazen pelican]

Happy to see us Swedes ruin your life in more than one game.

[somber stream]

Wait

[raven carbon]

i am already fighted-

[somber stream]

The maker of Stellaris and HOI 4 are the Swedes?!?!

[raven carbon]

level 20 havoch- just didn't joined to discord

jet-

yet*

until today

[gilded socket]

Ah well

They all taste the same

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass.

[lilac crag]

you two

stop trying to eat people!!

[raven carbon]

well they don't know my taste is quite rare

[brazen pelican]

its-my-nature-pirates.gif

[lilac crag]

[gilded socket]

I get hungry out in the trenches

[lilac crag]

bad.

[brazen pelican]

:<

[raven carbon]

no one will eat me

[lilac crag]

that's real but do not eat your mates

[brazen pelican]

Fine, I'll just start stealing the MRE's instead.

[raven carbon]

until i get level 40

:3

[lilac crag]

Good!

[raven carbon]

XD

so never

XD

[white root]

how do i not be shit at the game lmk

[brazen pelican]

That counts as permission, no take-backs!

And now I have the screenshot to prove it shall the sister come asking.

[lilac crag]

I'm sure I could convince Lucia

[gilded socket]

They all die eventually

[lilac crag]

I hope.

[thick coyote]

Step 1
Dodge
Step 2
????
Step 3
Profit

[brazen pelican]

You completely forgot the "attack".

[lilac crag]

we should consider finding food sources outside of corpses

perhaps

potatoes here would be nice

[brazen pelican]

I've heard the Aeldari are delicious and in season.

[raven carbon]

block*

probs¿

[white root]

this is a revelation

[lilac crag]

bad.

[brazen pelican]

But they also got those pretty rocks!

She really likes those rocks.

She would probably be willing to bless us in return for those rocks!

..oOwOo..

[thick coyote]

DT is a more dodge focused game

Dodging>>>> blocking

Sure there's some cases for blocking

But still

[fair bridge]

played that fucking RPG for like 12 hours and found out it’s not even FINISHED yet

fuck

[gilded socket]

No other food

[raven carbon]

sometimes u use it when when u can move

[brazen pelican]

I only block for a millisecond before I push.

[raven carbon]

and specially for push

[halcyon glen]

I won’t eat me

[raven carbon]

or for shielders

my waka use shields

uwu

[brazen pelican]

Barely block even with shield.

[raven carbon]

pffff

[thick fog]

You are more use blocking to start push attack moves too

[brazen pelican]

I can just push and get a dodge back, then return to swinging.

Oh, I sometimes use block to reset combo.

Depending on weapon.

[thick fog]

Also that

[halcyon glen]

Shields suckkk

[rotund depot]

Hey guys, what is the best website to check for the best builds?

[elder stone]

Gameslantern

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds

[thick fog]

This discord

[elder stone]

I would not trust me to suggest builds

[brazen pelican]

Just make your own. :3

[halcyon glen]

Ranald’s gift

[sage dragon]

I thought that was the boom barrels

[brazen pelican]

Nah, Tzeentch are 100% behind the barrels.

[raven carbon]

right now lfg ingame is level 40 havocs

lel

let's try this discord

XD

[gilded socket]

Fuck around and shoot a heretic

In the nuts

Fuck shooting heretics

Imma slap them

[sage dragon]

just go ogryn and start punching

[little marten]

🌅

[rustic escarp]

use lfg channels

[raven carbon]

using it-

emea is europe right?

[halcyon glen]

E

[rustic escarp]

super sick to death of popping into Damnation Mortis Trials to grind some penances and the run goes down the tube half the time because everyone else is off ignoring objective waves and just grinds themselves against the endless wave like cheese on a belt sander

[stable fox]

[rustic escarp]

you can't farm the wave forever because your idiot ass will run out of ammo or health

[stable fox]

You expect people to have game sense

[sage dragon]

what do you suggest to counter? humilating hat or debuff after a loss?

[stable fox]

In our God Emperor 41 millennium

[brazen pelican]

Europe, Middle East, Africa iirc.

[raven carbon]

OKI

ty

i'll give you

a part of my biomass

later-

[stable fox]

[brazen pelican]

Tries to chomp your arm.

[elder stone]

Sexual Tension is increasing

[raven carbon]

i said

later

[stable fox]

🗞️

Bad slaneesh

[brazen pelican]

Hiss.

[stable fox]

Back to your cage!

[brazen pelican]

No!

[stable fox]

YES

[brazen pelican]

I'll hide up among the vents with my genestealer friends by myself.

[stable fox]

We don't need vents anyway
[Pulls out flamer]

[blissful kiln]

[rustic escarp]

i should be allowed to electrocute people over the internet

[stable fox]

No, we just need to teach people to have better attention spam and in general PAY ATTENTION TO SURROUNDING

[heavy drum]

About to use barber for the first time in my 900 hours, my vet doesn't shut up about Cadia, are there any bugs or issues that can happen if I use it?

[stable fox]

Cadia

Never forgive

[heavy drum]

I wana forgett

[stable fox]

[rustic escarp]

My actual answer is "good question, making people do the objective is hard"

[raven carbon]

yeah never forget it got BOOM KABOOM BAM PLOF BAM RATATATATATA PAAAAM

[stable fox]

How many death wishes you want

[rustic escarp]

It seems not even onscreen tooltips, waypoint markers, voicelines, or tutorials can make people do objectives

[stable fox]

[brazen pelican]

If people consecutively ignore active objectives for a set amount of time humiliating hat would be fun.

[gilded socket]

You

Yeah you

[raven carbon]

i got killed many times

[halcyon glen]

[gilded socket]

Listen to the suffering of spiders by the traitrs

Thats right

You

[rustic escarp]

Half the players in this game appear quite content to stand in place and shoot/stab things forever, even on missions

[stable fox]

Good
Free target practice then

[brazen pelican]

I cannot feasibly imagine suffering by spiders. They are my absolute favorite animal.

[sage dragon]

maybe if we add something that they don't want to fight, something OP as F*ck...

[gilded socket]

Its a good goth song, listen now

[brazen pelican]

Oh no. Suffering of spiders.

:<

[rustic escarp]

Mostly i just want to talk to these people. I need to know what goes on inside their heads. Presumably there is some chain of logic they are following, however bad it may be.

[halcyon glen]

The spiders from mars

[lilac crag]

I am guilty to have done nothing but cleave hordes on the bridge section of the aegis station while my team was actually carrying the cells

[stable fox]

Let's be honest
Each generation getting more stupid

[rustic escarp]

Are you able to explain why you did this

[stable fox]

It's just some of us trying to make some things sense

[elder stone]

Guys

Its almost 04:30

[lilac crag]

I was having a shitty day and needed to let steam off

[elder stone]

How is it 4 already

[lilac crag]

not much else

[stable fox]

Why you are not karking sleep

[halcyon glen]

I am not your brah

[rustic escarp]

Hm, i guess we play the game for different reasons then, because i feel best when i am completing objectives and advancing the mission

Killing dudes is like, a distraction

A hurdle

I've felt this way since Destiny 2, payday 2, drg, etc

You shoot or stab if you gotta, else you are legging it to the next waypoint

[brazen pelican]

Not bad. :3

[lilac crag]

With destiny 2 I can feel that mindset

[rustic escarp]

Or screwing in the next battery

[lilac crag]

payday 2 includes slaughter well into objective clearing imo

like with hotline miami's second day

[next raven]

The emperor starts a dairy farm specializing in camembert and cheddar

Call it Big E Cheese

[gilded socket]

Now listen to belladonna by male tears

[lilac crag]

but yeah I see what u mean for playing the game for different reasons. I play darktide cus the melee system is way too fun to not use every single opportunity

the animations are smooth, combat good, and enemies are chunky

[little marten]

Does this game even have objectives

[blissful kiln]

yes, but some people seem to not realize that

[sage dragon]

of course. people are just idiots sadly

[halcyon glen]

I work in a dairy farm and I’m good with udders

[sage dragon]

that was a terrible dad joke

[rustic escarp]

Second day i am running past the entire apartment block and only shooting those in the face i cannot step around

[halcyon glen]

What’s the punchline

[rustic escarp]

I say this as a mastertechforcer ICTV main

[sage dragon]

I approve

[halcyon glen]

Thank you

[blissful kiln]

[rustic escarp]

Melee system skill ceiling is way too high for me to enjoy anything other than ogryn club or zealot relic blade light spam

[halcyon glen]

[rustic escarp]

Currently working on identifying an auric-capable veteran light spam melee, it might be chainsword but i've been having too much fun with Ogryn to actually dedicate time to it

[brazen pelican]

Boyfriend coming to pick me up, so later. :3

[halcyon glen]

Leon suites is S tier

[gilded socket]

Imagine, have fun

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

[gilded socket]

What

[olive carbon]

isnt the skill ceiling being high what makes it fun tho

most games you just spam one thing

[halcyon glen]

Flogging

[gilded socket]

Huh

[sage dragon]

don't worry that will happen

Need more weapons and an arc flail is something there is a model of for arbiter

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[olive carbon]

flail would be sick

they need a spear also

cause spears are cool

[halcyon glen]

Not lore accurate

[gilded socket]

How practical is a spear in combat against people with las weaponry

And no guard regiment would issue spears

Let alone a warband

[olive carbon]

you're telling me they dont have spears in warhammer 40k

[sage dragon]

tell that to the krieg rough riders

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[olive carbon]

how practical is a shovel

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[gilded socket]

Who tf is using a shovel when your knife is right next to it

[gilded socket]

Are you calling me a kreiger?

Them’s fightin words

[rustic escarp]

the melee combo mechanics are way too complicated for me

[olive carbon]

is that an archer refrence

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[gilded socket]

No

[olive carbon]

I just google the combos for the weapon

now I can sorta figure it out on my own

[rustic escarp]

i can look up the combos just fine

executing them is beyond me

[olive carbon]

but some weapons you have to look at the dmg numbers for each attacks thats too much work

[gilded socket]

Combos?

[olive carbon]

oof

[gilded socket]

What is this degenerate language

[olive carbon]

like with tac axe you push attack into light for horde clear

or smthn like that

[vestal mantle]

Man... I know in the afternoon imma appreciate coming in today at 0600 so I can be home around 1400 and dt but rn im just fml mode

[gilded socket]

4 to 12?

[vestal mantle]

6 to 2

[gilded socket]

Ohhh

[vestal mantle]

6 am to 2 pm

[gilded socket]

I did it the other way around

[olive carbon]

bro did number -2

[olive carbon]

is it a warhammer thing

[rustic escarp]

unironically sounds miserable, i will continue to spam M1 as fast as i can

[olive carbon]

lol fair

[gilded socket]

Steel legionaires get mixed up with Krieg guardsmen all the time

Kriegers are the “haha funny shovel” people

[rustic escarp]

when i'm playing my braincells are doing other things, like JUGGLING OBJECTIVES which as previously mentioned many people in this game seem to forget

[olive carbon]

bro why is their fandom page longer than a wikipedia page

[gilded socket]

Steel legionaires are the “3 giant impossible world ending wars and kept the planet” people

[gilded socket]

Dont trust wiki or fandom, go to the lexicanum

[olive carbon]

not mutually exclusive

[rustic escarp]

the fandom/wikia 40k wiki is very, very bad

it's full of rubbish

people will just write stories into articles like it's Ao3

use the Lexicanum wiki instead for learning things

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Death_Korps_of_Krieg

[gilded socket]

Or

The books

Which is the expensive option

[olive carbon]

why does this sound like a cult

[somber stream]

Books are hit or miss as well

[rustic escarp]

the books can be a trap

[gilded socket]

But the books are cheaper than the minis so go on

[somber stream]

Since lore change in a whim

[rustic escarp]

some of the krieg books are worse than the wikia

[gilded socket]

Just get shit right and you’re golden

[elder stone]

The lore is what I make it be

[gilded socket]

Good thing i dont like them

I just wish they had guard focused books for the steel legionaires

[elder stone]

hi licht

[somber stream]

Right you are, and it's 4AM

[gilded socket]

That arent yarrick books

[elder stone]

4:41

[gilded socket]

And that arent headlined by the fuckass black templars

I want a pure steel legion book

[rustic escarp]

Dead Men Walking continues to be one of the worst, most-poorly researched 40k books i've ever had the misfortune of reading

[gilded socket]

No yarrick bullshit

[vocal dove]

watching people hold onto a medkit for an entire mission and then complain the most when the team wipes trying to get them up makes me want to pull my skin off manually

[gilded socket]

Teamkill

[somber stream]

Barrel them

[olive carbon]

how else would you pull your skin

automatically?

[vocal dove]

or worse

people who pick up grimoires in pub matches

[gilded socket]

I keep the medipac because im a kleptomaniac

[elder stone]

I lost my melatonin pills so I cant sleep

[olive carbon]

I always pick them up

[somber stream]

Personally i do both

[quick pendant]

they dont even work for me 😭

[vocal dove]

yes

[olive carbon]

advanced

[vestal mantle]

Oof... Have you heard about the God-Emperor of Man... If you havent, or have but arent actively worshipping him, not only will we ruin your life, but take it

[quick pendant]

i pick up grims and eat them because theyre yummy

[somber stream]

Quick get a metal pan

[elder stone]

At that point just hit yourself with a brick

works wonders

[gilded socket]

I dont like closing my eyes

Makes me get defensive

[vestal mantle]

Rock is bestest

[gilded socket]

Rocks are iffy

[elder stone]

I'd say "hit me with it" but Lamia has turned any form of pain-inducing action into masochism

[quick pendant]

so tru closing your eyes to the emperor's great creations is a sin

[gilded socket]

Needs to be the perfect rock

[quick pendant]

never sleep

[olive carbon]

I couldnt sleep before quititng weed and nic

now I dream

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[olive carbon]

I hate it

[rustic escarp]

unless it's some shit like havoc 40 why wouldn't you want to pick them up

both grims are like 1 wound

[vestal mantle]

As an ogryn I think the perfect rock is the one I throw

[rustic escarp]

it's not the end of the world

[quick pendant]

i dont think havoc spawns rims

[gilded socket]

Weed and nic? Pick a “personality”

[elder stone]

Thats why bricks are the best

they are consistent

[gilded socket]

Bricks are just brittle and solid enough

[quick pendant]

bro works for big brick

[gilded socket]

And have the perfect mass

[vocal dove]

pub matches
also they scale over time

[somber stream]

Just do the pan trick like in Tangled

[elder stone]

Hello this is John Brick with Big Brick Inc

[olive carbon]

zyns dont count so pothead

[sage dragon]

later all, real world job calls. yay me

[somber stream]

Even a horse can do it

[gilded socket]

Or use a loaded gun magazine

[rustic escarp]

what do you mean by scale over time

[gilded socket]

Zyns do..

[halcyon glen]

[rustic escarp]

they apply their corruption, then they stop

[vocal dove]

no they dont

[gilded socket]

Ive seen dudes at my school drop their paychecks on zyns

[olive carbon]

cigs are more of a personality than zyns surely

[somber stream]

They will drain you dry

[rustic escarp]

grimoires do not constantly deal corruption forever?

[somber stream]

Take a while, though

[rustic escarp]

they deal a set amount

[vocal dove]

yes they do

[olive carbon]

WAIT THEY DO WHAT

[rustic escarp]

grimoires, not scriptures

[gilded socket]

But i live in fuckass utah so zyns are the mutual of cigarettes to those mormon fucks

[rustic escarp]

the glowing green books made of clockwork

[vocal dove]

scriptures dont accumulate any corruption at all

[olive carbon]

did not know that

[elder stone]

I dont think mormons are people

[olive carbon]

what do scriptures do then

[quick pendant]

grims can also be used to cure wonds

[rustic escarp]

like grims but there's 1 more to collect

[quick pendant]

nothing

[vocal dove]

grimoires hit you with one brick of health and then over time build more corruption

[rustic escarp]

i've never noticed grims ever building more corruption

[gilded socket]

Only 2 are human beings to me, my automotive instructor and joshua graham

[rustic escarp]

how long are you spending in games

[olive carbon]

my dentist said I had "tight" gums

[vocal dove]

it's why i let people who pick them up in pub matches die

[somber stream]

2 Grimoires for the bestest experience in Darktide

[olive carbon]

I'm never goin back lol

[gilded socket]

Gay

[quick pendant]

i refuse to interact with books so fatshark reworks them into something fun

[elder stone]

Joshua is valid

[rustic escarp]

i think they do a little trickle but my god it takes forever to see a noticable increase

[olive carbon]

fellas is it gay to have gay gums

wait

[elder stone]

Your automotive instructor i dunno

[gilded socket]

Gay gay

[elder stone]

never met the guy

[gilded socket]

Left wing army vet that’s practically not Mormon

[elder stone]

What if your teeth were flaccid and only got hard when you were hungry

[elder stone]

coolio

[olive carbon]

bro what

[quick pendant]

like what if you could use a scripture to remove 33% of a daemonhost's hp instantly

people would pick them up then

[olive carbon]

thats nightmare fuel

[rustic escarp]

everyone's seen that on the internet before

[olive carbon]

WHAT

[gilded socket]

When trump started yapping about deportation he printed out “know your rights” type papers out for his students to hand out and take home

And translated them into Spanish and whatever language requested

Also a prussian diva

[quick pendant]

they cancelled greencards i dont think rights matter

[elder stone]

oh Prussian

invalid

[olive carbon]

prussian diva goes hard

nvm then

[elder stone]

[rustic escarp]

"what if your teeth were flaccid and got hard when you were hungry" is a classic internet shitpost that's been doing the round for years and years

[olive carbon]

my internet consumption is youtube

and

nope thats it

[gilded socket]

Get this guy outside

And into a bookstore

[vocal dove]

i wanna eat a headcrab

[rustic escarp]

broaden your horizons

go on reddit and tumblr sometime

[elder stone]

and then your mom calls you for dinner and you say "Im not hungry" but she notices your teeth so she says "Honey eat your food, I see youre hard"

[olive carbon]

wtf is a headcrab

[somber stream]

Yeah! Try reddit!

[gilded socket]

I wanna eat a t’au

[elder stone]

Half-life enemy

[somber stream]

Or better yet, 4chan

[olive carbon]

nah I get mad at stuff too easily

[elder stone]

Grindr

[rustic escarp]

classic half life enemy that jumps on heads and eats peoples' brains

[gilded socket]

Go on twitter!

[rustic escarp]

looks kinda like a crab

[gilded socket]

When do we start the tau women dialogue

[olive carbon]

arent you eating human brains if you eat em

[gilded socket]

Factually incorrect

[vocal dove]

they dont eat brains they just sort of like
zombifiy a person

[olive carbon]

bro's trying to erode my mental health

[somber stream]

I jest, i only browse reddit for tank pics

[gilded socket]

Gun to your head

[rustic escarp]

are you eating grass if you eat beef

[gilded socket]

Gay….

[somber stream]

Sure bud

[olive carbon]

depends on the preperation

[gilded socket]

Name 3 tanks

[olive carbon]

big

medium

smol

[vocal dove]

what kind of weird but tasty food is there in darktide
besides hallowettes butt

[somber stream]

No we only use the term MBTs these day

[gilded socket]

Inconceivably loud incorrect buzzer

[gilded socket]

Emora brahms

And fire warrior tau

[olive carbon]

what is your diet

[gilded socket]

What? Who said tau?

[olive carbon]

nah there are medium tanks for sure

[somber stream]

My personal fav is the Leopard 2 series, follow by the T-90s in term of look, last is the LeClerc

[olive carbon]

theyre btween the small and big ones

look em up

[vocal dove]

air fryer orange chicken, white rice, and dr pepper

[gilded socket]

Lemme name three tanks newgen

[olive carbon]

WHERES THE FIBER

[green shoal]

I think the Ogryn has a voice clip that says something like "ah don't eat the bits of it" when.. a poxburster blows up(?). I don't really remember the quote

[olive carbon]

the shits must be prehistoric

[gilded socket]

Leman russ
Rogal dorn
Baneblade

A thank you

[elder stone]

T-64BM 🔥

[olive carbon]

are these anime

[elder stone]

T-rex MBT 🗣️

[vocal dove]

i cooked and ate an entire baguette earlier does that help

[gilded socket]

Kill yourself

Right now

[olive carbon]

oh im orange

[gilded socket]

Right fucking now

[somber stream]

64 series is made by Ukraine

[olive carbon]

hehe

[gilded socket]

Do it right fucking now

[somber stream]

I think so is the 80s

[elder stone]

Yes

[olive carbon]

you mad bro?

[gilded socket]

Those are warhammer tanks

[olive carbon]

I cant let my haters win

[vocal dove]

i am not sure i trust an ogryns taste buds

[gilded socket]

You literally see a leman russ a few times in darktide you idiot

[olive carbon]

...

wdym cooked

[vocal dove]

something about them tells me they eat gravel

[olive carbon]

the dough and shit

[somber stream]

I've been inside a T-72

Very tight

[vocal dove]

naw it was like a grocery store baguette that is half made

[elder stone]

guys its almost 5 am

im gonna beat freddy

[olive carbon]

how do you half make it

[gilded socket]

A whole rotisserie chicken and a whole tub of sticky rice and a whole bottle of sweet chili sauce

I eat like a queen

[vocal dove]

they give you like the whole thing but dont cook it yet

[olive carbon]

never met the guy

[gilded socket]

Meh, he wouldn’t waste his time with you

Shame

[olive carbon]

I buy frozen garlic bread sometimes is it like that

or soft

[vocal dove]

ye, but not frozen

[olive carbon]

makes sense

[gilded socket]

I get sausages and eat them with nothing else

I dont cut them up

[olive carbon]

gay

[gilded socket]

Or use a fork

[vocal dove]

it's fresh made in-store and when you buy it and take it home you do the cooking part so it's like the freshest possible

[gilded socket]

I grab that shit and put it in my mouth

[olive carbon]

no chew

[thick fog]

nothing
Just occupy the medipack/crate slot

[olive carbon]

one gulp wonder

[gilded socket]

I munch

[olive carbon]

fresh bread does go hard

[gilded socket]

I love maple syrup breakfast sausages so much

[vocal dove]

one time i made a bunch of canned chili and put a line of hotdogs around it so it was like chili dipping dogs

[elder stone]

Im super hungry now

[olive carbon]

I rarely eat bread tho I mostly eat burittos

[gilded socket]

Wtf is wrong with you

[olive carbon]

that sounds like a ritual

[elder stone]

Ill try that

[gilded socket]

I will kick a child for a the last container of maple syrup sausages in front of the little fucker’s parent

[rustic escarp]

Scriptures offer a bonus reward at the end of the mission, with an additional bonus for grabbing all three. There's also a weekly contract for securing 16 scriptures or grimoires. Overall, I don't think it's worth it, but if you have the inv space you may as well pick the books up.

[olive carbon]

crazy thing to say unpromted

[somber stream]

I promise general chat isn't usually this deranged

[olive carbon]

I dont believe you

[elder stone]

usually its just sex talk

[halcyon glen]

I’m deranged

[elder stone]

fuck im actually going to pass out

[olive carbon]

yall having sex?

[gilded socket]

I dont give a fuck ill drop kick a wheelchair bound person for maple syrup sausages

No one gets in my way

About those sausages

Bitch slap a robot for those

[elder stone]

fuck no

[olive carbon]

WHY A ROBOT

[elder stone]

these people dont

[halcyon glen]

99% femboys and furries here

[olive carbon]

WHAT

[gilded socket]

Looked at me funny and tried to take them from me

[olive carbon]

thats statistically insane

[gilded socket]

Yeah gtfo blehh

[elder stone]

Its less femboys and more masochists

[somber stream]

Chat goes coo coo around 3 - 6EDT

[olive carbon]

why would a robot want sausage

[gilded socket]

No femboys

Trans people and masochists

[worn halo]

I was a masochist until I cut it out of me ...

[vocal dove]

autism, depression, being a transgirl in southern united states, prurigo nodularis, adhd

[olive carbon]

arent all femboys masochists