general-chat

[supple thorn]

Have you seen Hot Fuzz?

[ripe tangle]

what if the universe as we know it as actually inside of a massive black hole and the big bang was actually just matter being pulled in, and that’s why the edge of the known observable universe looks sort of like an Edge Horizon?

[gilded socket]

No?

[fair bridge]

why would matter be pulled in if the universe is expanding

[drowsy prawn]

That is the deeper metaphysical truth of esotericism and the occult

[fair bridge]

i'm digging in my butt

[brazen pelican]

Stuff getting pulled into a black hole would make the event horizon expand.

[orchid skiff]

am i girl

[fair bridge]

of course sweetheart

[supple thorn]

You keep saying the greater good. 40k wise, i understand. In hot fuzz, the group in it says the greather good and its fuckin hilarious.

[little marten]

today more than ever in history, you can make that choice

[supple thorn]

pics or no proof.

[orchid skiff]

yeah solipsism is real and you better pray for my health because if i die that's the end for you bucko

[gilded socket]

Aaahhh

[supple thorn]

Youtube Hot Fuzz 'the greater good' its good.

[simple drum]

Chickens are incapable of flight

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, with that attitude.

[final herald]

darktide

[little marten]

solipism is wild and a terrible excuse for people not to change for the better

[simple drum]

If you were a chicken

Would you fly

[supple thorn]

Depends on your concept of fly.

[brazen pelican]

No, I would die to become biomass for the Hive Mind.

[elder stone]

If you ask nicely

[wintry fog]

Don't ever try to fly

[simple drum]

deadly

[blissful kiln]

we must pull up our pants, dust ourselves off

[halcyon glen]

Beauty is a stone

[brazen pelican]

Bold of you to assume people in here are wearing pants.

[blissful kiln]

idk, pull up your femboy stockings, whatever

[final herald]

bruh moment

[brazen pelican]

Yes, sir!

[final herald]

mandated edict

wear clothes

[ripe tangle]

if you plucked the feathers completely off a chicken, does it become a man?

[little marten]

uh oh, its heresy time again

[final herald]

if you're a dumb greek yeah

[brazen pelican]

When it's fucking 90 degrees out? Fuck that.

[final herald]

I mean I'd still wear "clothes" in that weather

[somber stream]

Your skin is your clothes

[final herald]

public indecency

[brazen pelican]

Hi, Dad! How are you doing?

[fair bridge]

i've been navigating the mind of an alien for the past 6 hours and i'm still no closer to understanding what the fuck is going on

[final herald]

mandated edict
job

[final herald]

whar

[somber stream]

Up for water, back to sleep now

[brazen pelican]

Sounds good! Sleep tight!

[fair bridge]

https://corru.observer

[somber stream]

As should you 🫵

[brazen pelican]

But I'm not tired. :<

[ripe tangle]

why is nudity considered indecent anyway?

The human body was made in the image of the God Emperor, therefore it is glorious and beautiful and should be celebrated in it’s truest form.

[little marten]

What is this tech heresy

[final herald]

what's this supposed to be

[fair bridge]

pretty fun and cool RPG game that's played in browser

[brazen pelican]

Listen to the Sister!

[ripe tangle]

and anyone who disagrees with me is getting shot by my Bolter.

[brazen pelican]

The word of a Sister > The Lex.

[supple thorn]

Waiting.

[fair bridge]

you use a device to enter the archived mind of a dead alien

[final herald]

larp threat

manndated edict

carameldansen

[somber stream]

You should lead by example sister

[little marten]

rips off shirt and transforms into a slightly smaller version of himself

[final herald]

what the fuck

[brazen pelican]

Dansa med oss, klappa era händer.
Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster.

[final herald]

dance on your balls

cat fucking a handbag

yours only yours (a walrus tickle dance pad)

it's no lie

lisa in the crowd said "look henry had a vagina malfuntion"

[hook]

[little marten]

Is this mumble rap?

[brazen pelican]

Man, don't you just hate having a stunted cunt?

[blissful kiln]

either too hot or too ugly

[blissful kiln]

you do not want public nudity to be legal and popular

[final herald]

death by cunt stunt

[ripe tangle]

Perhaps you should, Licht.

[gilded socket]

Bet

[final herald]

no because I've seen some ugly ass bodies man

[blissful kiln]

exactly

[gilded socket]

Tau wife who beats you like a alcoholic

[little marten]

Not me mate

[final herald]

you go to a nude beach you don't see pretty people that's all

[little marten]

Im invisible

[ripe tangle]

who would evem want to see a Sister of Battle naked anyway?!

I can’t think of anyone who would…

[final herald]

if you're invisible why can you bleed

[ripe tangle]

that would be weird.

[wintry fog]

You misspelled arbites

[final herald]

this lorefail forgot about repentias

[supple thorn]

-.-

[gilded socket]

Tau fire warrior who beats me

[brazen pelican]

Do you really wanna see them up close?

[river elbow]

The Lex!

[blissful kiln]

Sister Repentia gooner skin when

[final herald]

no cause that means something happened that requires:

• repentias present
• I am nearby

[drowsy prawn]

what a scholar, I kneel

[little marten]

Put some clothes on sister your self flagellation marks are showing!!!

[final herald]

a woman with exactly 2 peices of red polyester on weilding a giant sword in a gimp mask

or like, wearing a singular peice of parchment

truly, there is only war

[blissful kiln]

do you think there's a strip bar on the mourningstar?

[final herald]

that would imply brahms wants a strip bar

I donn't think she's that type of woman

[brazen pelican]

I know there is definitely not a Heretic/Xeno hybrid running one in secret...

Definitely not.

[blissful kiln]

Hallowette would want one for sure

[ripe tangle]

They are!?!

[final herald]

yeah probably

[ripe tangle]

But I’m currently wearing my vestments and armour

how can my scars be showing?

[gilded socket]

Yes

[final herald]

fanart

[brazen pelican]

They've been peeping Toms!

[gilded socket]

Lucia runs the bar

[supple thorn]

Your face

[brazen pelican]

Incinerate them!

[gilded socket]

I count 3 from our private confession

And sparing

[final herald]

what is it with servers and people RPing in the general chat

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes forget about my disfigurement…. Thanks for reminding me of my glorious service to the Emperor, I wear it with pride.

[final herald]

that's the one thing helldivers did right ngl

designated rp quarantine zone

[gilded socket]

Its jokes not legit lol

[final herald]

ion' care it's weird

[supple thorn]

That'd get out of hand.

[ripe tangle]

tbf Like4Moebians, if you hate it sp much you can alsways shut the fuck up

[little marten]

We could just roleplay a couple of dudes hanging out sharing a chocolate bar in a car park if you want? If it would be more comforting

[ripe tangle]

we also dont seriously rp here

[final herald]

no if I'm not yapping I don't exist

[brazen pelican]

It's not your type of humor.* Fixed it for you.

[ripe tangle]

It’s mostly just a casual shitpost

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

[final herald]

hi DD

[gilded socket]

Would be peak

[halcyon glen]

Speech delayed

[final herald]

what's the comedy

[halcyon glen]

Hallo Leon

[ripe tangle]

like 90% of me talking “in character” is a joke…

more like 98%

[brazen pelican]

People think it is funny to say things in a certain way?

[gilded socket]

Who takes larping seriously lol

Unless moebians wants to join us…

[little marten]

I only drop character to talk about cooking

[final herald]

peak

[elder stone]

Hi Lucia

[final herald]

but no, this happens in like

[brazen pelican]

Had a blue rare steak the other day. It was divine.

[final herald]

a lot of game servers I'm in

[orchid skiff]

LMAO is this guy really still crying

[gilded socket]

Anything for attention smh…

[elder stone]

What’s he crying about

What I miss

[brazen pelican]

Hi bestie! My pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

[little marten]

Any AROMATICS? I got some steak a few months back for the first time in like a year and oh my god lmao.. I boiled the fuckers in butter it was actually the most depressing thing you’ve ever seen

[fair bridge]

dont ever make me made......... turns into wolp form

[orchid skiff]

who cares honestly

[gilded socket]

Wolp

[brazen pelican]

Basted in melted butter with garlic and herbs.

[elder stone]

Hi bestie, my female friend, my best heretic, my pancake, my good time girl

[gilded socket]

The alpha male is loose

[river elbow]

Lmao.

[fair bridge]

im brazy dont come nere................

[little marten]

That’s the only way 🙏

[gilded socket]

EVERYONE BEAT OFF THE ZOMBIES

BEAT THEM OFF

[fair bridge]

[neon locust]

Which meaning of beat off

[little marten]

smiles softly in rp

[gilded socket]

Peak black opps zombies voiceline

[orchid skiff]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

[elder stone]

Can y’all take it to a private room

[somber stream]

I will if you would, I wish to learn the proper way to appreciate this form through one of his Finest

[elder stone]

Hi lichty

[somber stream]

Okay sleeping for real now no cap

[little marten]

removes bassinet helmet and dismounts horse, then smiles deviously squire, my Lance needs waxing

[somber stream]

Ellloo loosh

[gilded socket]

Hello german dad

[elder stone]

He’s taking after me

So cute

[brazen pelican]

But sir, you forgot to remove your sabatons and epaulets!

[somber stream]

Stop calling me dad

[elder stone]

Wifey material

[little marten]

puts on EXTRA sabatons and epaulets

[brazen pelican]

HOW THE FUCK!?

[elder stone]

Can I join 🫦

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

I thought you’d never ask

[gilded socket]

Ok mom

[supple thorn]

He was probably just about to fall asleep too.

[gilded socket]

Licht is a hag confirmed

[brazen pelican]

Wanna do something? Like hold hands under the phage tree?

[elder stone]

Yes

Gladly

[gilded socket]

Gaaaaaaayyyyy

[viral vapor]

[supple thorn]

Meru

[brazen pelican]

No u!

[little marten]

Actually summoned a chaos god wild

[gilded socket]

Yes I know

I was literally talking about tau wives

[viral vapor]

[supple thorn]

The random Meru are killing me.

[brazen pelican]

HIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

[viral vapor]

[supple thorn]

Let me refrase. The random 'innocent' Meru are.

[gilded socket]

1 or 2

[orchid skiff]

this is the power of gen chat

[elder stone]

1?

[viral vapor]

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna try and hack away at some penance if yo uwanna join @elder stone others are welcome, as well. Don't mind helping out with penances and shit.

[gilded socket]

One fuck you

[elder stone]

No that would be illegal

[elder stone]

Which penances

[viral vapor]

[gilded socket]

Use words

[brazen pelican]

For me it's just hacking away at the "kill 1500 of this" etc.

[brazen pelican]

Please don't speak to my Mistress in that fashion.

[little marten]

🙀

[brazen pelican]

Or do, she might be into it.

[viral vapor]

[elder stone]

Sure Ill do that

[gilded socket]

Ill stop when the emprah takes me to the afterlife

[elder stone]

would help chip away at my own ones

[brazen pelican]

Got a good run going for the Aruics in a row, so apart from Auric I'm fine with whatever.

[gilded socket]

Bald

[viral vapor]

[supple thorn]

I had to double take with that one.

[elder stone]

The children are flirting

[amber sail]

I'm sad

[gilded socket]

Why sad

Slab

[viral vapor]

[little marten]

Who are all these cartoon characters, are the illegal?

[amber sail]

Because asuras wrath is never coming back

[supple thorn]

Meru, the red one, is definitely not.

[viral vapor]

[gilded socket]

Oh no

[gilded socket]

Porn

Its from porn

[gilded socket]

Thats the joke

[little marten]

I just googled meru and it’s some European mountain climbing documentary

[supple thorn]

Yep

[amber sail]

The most underrated over the top anime game ever

[brazen pelican]

The joke is always porn, isn't it?

[elder stone]

Yes

[gilded socket]

One way or another

Yes

[elder stone]

Yes it is

[elder stone]

Its porn

[little marten]

After attempting but failing to summit Meru in 2008, Anker, Chin, and Ozturk return to the mountain to conquer its peak – a 4,000 foot wall known as the "Shark's Fin". As they climb, the men also document their ascent. "You know, I'm always a climber first," said Chin on balancing climbing with filmmaking. "I'm always thinking about the safety of myself and the team. And I make that evaluation before I take the camera out."[2] The film is a mixture of footage that chronicles both attempts (the failed 2008 and the successful 2011) while crafting a narrative about the climbers' attempts to face their demons.

[viral vapor]

[gilded socket]

Anyways

[supple thorn]

Yep, we know.

[gilded socket]

Lets get beck to talking about t’au women

Me personally

I would betray my race

[little marten]

Maybe I should watch this movie as someone who is also always thinking about the safety of the team

[brazen pelican]

Reject humanity, become biomass.

[drowsy prawn]

of course, the coomer chaos god would spam meru

[final herald]

ha
haha

depends on how merunyaa feels in that general moment whilst drawing

[supple thorn]

True

[gilded socket]

I would betray for some blue poontang but thats just me

[brazen pelican]

Depends on the law in your country.

[little marten]

Wait hang on.. it’s a succubus?!?!

[final herald]

I don't think any law lets you- nvm

[little marten]

Please don’t consort with demons. Please.

[supple thorn]

In US. dgaf

[final herald]

meru has been drawn extremely young probably about as often as she's been drawn "fully developed"

[little marten]

Rare Nurgle gamer lore but in the nightstand next to my side of the bed I keep a book containing the prayers of excorcism - tonight I have finally realised why

[final herald]

where did you get it

[drowsy prawn]

your president dgaf either 😏

[final herald]

DAMN

[little marten]

It’s just the appendix for Deliver Us From evil

[gilded socket]

Im rubbing peanut butter on my krak grenades

[supple thorn]

please. im not in the mood.

[gilded socket]

We know

Its not funny anymore until someone gets the balls to do something about it

I prefer the path of viscera

[final herald]

something something fell for it again something

[little marten]

It’s the best I can do I’m not particularly religious but my partner doesn’t want me to keep holy relics around the house

[gilded socket]

Not me

[final herald]

the mental image of "no relics in the house!" but to the tune of the lady yelling about pomagranites for the classroom

[little marten]

lol.. all I’m saying is I may not believe, but in the 0.00001% chance a demon wants to fuck with me, I ain’t gonna get caught standing on business

[gilded socket]

Goon

[supple thorn]

I'm not drunk enough.

[plain reef]

Hello all! New to the game, new to the discord. I'm level 24 on a Zealot and i've started doing Malice level.....my question is, should I start hopping into strike partys in here or should I wait until i'm fully leveled?

[elder stone]

You can get into parties, I'd just tell them you are newer to the game and need help

[plain reef]

Coolio. Thats really what i'm hoping is that someone can "show me the ropes" as it were. Teach me to be less of a trash panda

[elder stone]

Im currently playing with a friend if you want to join

[brazen pelican]

Same.

[elder stone]

We are playing with each other

[brazen pelican]

Loosh-senpai called me friend. So I guess you can say it's pretty serious.

[elder stone]

Yep

[plain reef]

Uhhhh yea, that would be dope. Apologies in advance for the southern accent 😂

[elder stone]

You’re good

I’ll be back in a few so Slaaneshi would have to add you in

[brazen pelican]

You got a southern accent?! ❤️

[abstract wraith]

Oh no

[elder stone]

Swedes love southern accents apparently

[plain reef]

Less thick of an accent than most in my area, definitely noticeable to people that dont live in the south

[brazen pelican]

Except in Sweden. The Southerners here are bascially speaking Danish.

[plain reef]

Southern US to be precise, lol.

[brazen pelican]

I figured. :3

[plain reef]

You guys gonna hop into a Strike party or invite to something else?

[elder stone]

I can do whatever

[elder merlin]

How did you come upon this place?

[brazen pelican]

Talking is scary, but I can eavesdrop. :3

[plain reef]

The Emperors Guidance

[elder merlin]

Hmmm, give them the test, @brazen pelican

[elder stone]

Guess who’s gonna have to start developing social skills today

[blissful kiln]

dey tek err jerbs

[elder stone]

(You)

[brazen pelican]

:<

Do I have to, Mommy?

[abstract wraith]

[sleek harness]

Beings American and playing games

[elder merlin]

Talking isnt that bad, even the @sleek harness probably does it, maybe

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[elder stone]

Yes

[plain reef]

Is it the Gom Jabbar? Errrr, sorry, wrong world.

[brazen pelican]

Gonna have to forgive my shitty Swedish accent, then.

[elder merlin]

You cant just assume their national identity like that

[brazen pelican]

I might make it worse on purpose.

[sleek harness]

I don't talk because I prefer not to

Not because I am antisocial

[elder stone]

It’s okay I’ll talk with my accent too

[elder merlin]

Dont believe that malarkey, he doesnt talk cause he is shy

[brazen pelican]

Gonna need your code from Darktide, and I'll invite you.

[abstract wraith]

Accidents galore

Accents

[brazen pelican]

A shy rat. Cute. :3

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[elder merlin]

He is also tsundere

[sleek harness]

No proof, that means you are wrong

[elder merlin]

My proof is that i made it the fuck up, therefore it is true, checkmate

[sleek harness]

I'd say you are wrong

[brazen pelican]

Okay, Senator.

[sleek harness]

Why? Because you are 33 years old

Old people are always wrong

[plain reef]

Lmao, 33's old???

[fair bridge]

👴

[ripe tangle]

ah, the Rodent of Unusual Size

Hello

[blissful kiln]

bro will not see the next dt hotfix

rip

[sleek harness]

You forgot the part where I smoke warpstone

[brazen pelican]

Breaking Rat.

[ripe tangle]

I can’t foget that, you always reek of the stuff.

[sleek harness]

Funny enough, I don't smoke warpstone anymore

I already said that like

3 times

How could you guys not know it

[ripe tangle]

Yet you still smell like a methlab.

[plain reef]

I am precisely 33 years old ;_;

[ripe tangle]

or is that how all Skaven smell?

[elder merlin]

And yet you dont talk, so who will the people believe? The one they can communicate with, or the silent raki high on warp crack?

[brazen pelican]

He might still work in one, hence no need to smoke it.

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

I’m coming back rn @brazen pelican

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[elder stone]

Did you add the guy

[brazen pelican]

Didn't get code yet. :3

[devout wraith]

Are the servers acting up?

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

I am thinking

[plain reef]

00521421171

[sleek harness]

This is a very confusing choice

[brazen pelican]

For once it seems the machine spirit is in a good mood.

[sleek harness]

[brazen pelican]

"Code did not match any player..."

[plain reef]

errrrrr

[elder stone]

Ive had that happen

1143486606

try joining thru me

[gilded socket]

Liquid meth

[brazen pelican]

Try trading in Warframe and have people be invisible in your dojo.

[elder merlin]

[plain reef]

Strike Party 4?

[ripe tangle]

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

[elder stone]

which strike team channel we joining

[ripe tangle]

[sleek harness]

You stopped using your voice lately you lazy bastard

[plain reef]

4?

[sleek harness]

And you keep insisting that you can talk

[elder stone]

sure

@brazen pelican strike tem 4!!!!!

[sleek harness]

Strike tem quatro

[elder merlin]

Sometimes a man just gets old, but also, i dont like talkin and gettin silence back

[sleek harness]

I am very sure the people we play with have mics

[elder merlin]

Sometimes

[broken olive]

Has anyone noticed Game Pass quests being extremely slow to update recently?

[elder merlin]

Who?

Jesus, motherfucker, you got enough shit connected to your discord?

[broken olive]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

It's a feature, I'm gonna use it

[elder merlin]

Hahaha, gifs dont work here, you no power here

[little marten]

It’s far too hot to sleep

[storm ember]

fax machine music hit. I broke my chair headbanging

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[elder merlin]

What

[halcyon glen]

We’ll be small together, you and I

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

You once had a what?

[fair bridge]

he said a lass with a nice round ass

[dry pebble]

the

[elder merlin]

Down in the deep, what creeps beneath them waves, darkness down below hiding what creatures

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together, you and I

[wintry fog]

what what in the

[elder merlin]

Mighty beasts, oh my, slithering, swimming, thrashing and crashing. Mouth full of daggers, gullet wide as a man, fins the length of a sail, oh, and what a tail.

[fair bridge]

start diggin in yo butt twin

[halcyon glen]

Rats the size of cats

[elder merlin]

Gaze beneath the sea, see the deep dark, hiding such wonders, such horrors, a beautiful abyss.

No mortal man was meant for it, but alluring is it, luring them to it regardless, that deep dark

[halcyon glen]

What a fantastic death abyss

[elder merlin]

Gaze deep of the abyss, see your reflection, not that which hides, lurking, waiting, for a mistake. A slip, perhaps, a man to fall into the drink, a treat to satiate its hunger.

[amber sail]

No I don't Wanna

[halcyon glen]

I am a chrome

[somber stream]

Good morning chat, another day in paradise

[halcyon glen]

Good day

[crude sparrow]

There once was a man from Nantucket
banned

[elder merlin]

Down, down, down, deep below the seas, come see, come see, what lies beneath

[tawny grail]

that doesn't rhyme

[fiery wave]

I mean, there's always paradise somewhere in us.

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

[elder stone]

Weird typo of incel pit

And hello Licht

today is NOT my day for grammar

[halcyon glen]

Chinese poetry

Hello incels

[rough galleon]

this cant be an incel pit, I have a kid.

and its not a stolen kid.

before you ask

[elder stone]

incels make up 80% of the population within this discord

[halcyon glen]

My kids are still in liquid form

[blissful kiln]

incel is when you have the wrong opinion, imagine not knowing that

[rough galleon]

idk man ive made plenty of friends and they dont seem to have those problems despite being way too into warhammer romance fanfic

[blissful kiln]

my kids are in plasma form

actual incels are the weirdest people on the planet
imagine being unable to do your primary function as a human, literally the only reason you exist

xdd

[rough galleon]

surely other people here have kids too.. I can't be carrying the server here, my shoulders are already tired from the last mortis.

at least maybe some kids you dont know about?

[blissful kiln]

I think half of ogryn chat are dads

[drowsy prawn]

what about monks though, are they not human?

[blissful kiln]

xdd

[blissful kiln]

they are voluntary celibates

[rough galleon]

Ogryn players are a precious kind.

[blissful kiln]

the opposite of incels

[rough galleon]

must be protected at all costs

[elder stone]

Have you seen any of the sex talk

I am concerned for these people

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

A patois

[rough galleon]

blessedly I keep missing them.

[blissful kiln]

sex is the sex

[rough galleon]

Its heresy anyway

[little marten]

I’m one of those incels

[rough galleon]

Okay but you're my favourite incel.

[halcyon glen]

I’d rather be chrome

[little marten]

😞 fine I accept

Wait u got sprouts?

[halcyon glen]

I’m a groupie called Diana

[rough galleon]

[rough galleon]

thats my kids name o-o

[halcyon glen]

E

[little marten]

Is ur kid cool or a bit of a dork?

[somber stream]

Mine is an infinite canvas with an ocean of art supply and all the time in the world

[brazen pelican]

I, too, am very concerned.

[somber stream]

Oh, i did not meant here

[rough galleon]

check out pet tide

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

wait, are there incels here?!

[brazen pelican]

Valid.

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[ripe tangle]

none of ya’ll give me incel energy afaik

[elder stone]

Oh you meant the goon planet called “earth”

[little marten]

Based. Is that Diana? I trust she’s playing zealot

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[brazen pelican]

Would you like us to?

[rough galleon]

Ogryn as one would expect of a 34" tall 1 year old.

[fiery wave]

My dreams, my imagination... endless, I would say.

[somber stream]

Correct.

[ripe tangle]

I’d rather you didn’t.

[somber stream]

I operate on a global scale

[halcyon glen]

Sorry I’m UC mace Windu only

And I don’t play darktide

[somber stream]

-# Quite literally, too

[blissful kiln]

mace sucks
darktide bad

[elder merlin]

Probably

[brazen pelican]

Well, I wouldn't want to go against the wishes of the most esteemed Sisters.

[halcyon glen]

E

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

Only half of that is correct

[little marten]

Nawwhhh. She’s cool af I guess. If u and the hubby ever in my neck of the woods and need a babysitter hit me up I’ll let her watch how a real zealot gets downed in 5 mins and quits the game

[halcyon glen]

And half of it is wrong

E

[somber stream]

Been getting less and less of these as of late, very unfortunate

Damn, sisters

[rough galleon]

as an amazing parent I definitely will take random offers to babysit from internet strangers.

[somber stream]

Plural

[elder hare]

same

[fiery wave]

I get them still, hard to remember unless I pen them the moment I wake though.

[ripe tangle]

I have a theory about why incels are even a thing, but if I get into it I’ll start like a weird feminist debate or whatever

[elder merlin]

Hell, one of 'em has to be a good babysitter

[ripe tangle]

not sure I wanna get into it rn tbh

maybe later

[fiery wave]

There's 2 atm.

[little marten]

I fully understand the questionable nature of my comment.

[elder hare]

ill watch your baby

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

[rough galleon]

as long as they dont teach her about emperor's children we should be okay

[somber stream]

No more than 3 at a time, we're safe

[halcyon glen]

I am with babies

[elder merlin]

Keep her away from @fiery wave and @brazen pelican then

[halcyon glen]

I am with roses

I’d rather be chrome

[fiery wave]

Or do so, and teach her the power of rawk!

[halcyon glen]

Karien = zimmer 5.0 so avoid

[rough galleon]

[brazen pelican]

Nah, I'd just tell her how Erebus did nothing wrong.

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

True, but the last one only cares about femboys.

[rough galleon]

no they teach about what rhymes with rawk. if i weanted her to learn abour rock it would be ogryn chat or zealot chat

[elder merlin]

This one here, @misty trench

[fiery wave]

But, but Rock and Roll... And Metal...

[somber stream]

Also i heard Embed perm is on the horizon for us in General

[somber stream]

Allegedly

[halcyon glen]

In my mind’s eye, the saxophone is the perfect rock instrument

[elder merlin]

Ya like jazz?

[halcyon glen]

Also I don’t play DARktide

[misty trench]

oh dear

[fiery wave]

Eh

[elder merlin]

Waddup Aquila

[rough galleon]

alright guys roll out the police are here!!

[misty trench]

yoyo

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

Tim Minchin told me to?

[elder merlin]

When we playin darktide, Poozer?

[plain reef]

Erebus AND Kor Phaeron have sinned against the beneficent emperor.

[rough galleon]

[misty trench]

I can't believe you'd besmirch the mighty minchin thus

[halcyon glen]

Good day, may I request we get stickers in Verm discord too? Especially the uwu hugging shark sticker 🤗

[rough galleon]

bro we got these stickers when i was a cm .-.

[brazen pelican]

Fuck. Well, worth a try. In my defense I would like to argue that I have no idea how to end this sentence.

[rough galleon]

i didnt lavish the VT discord with as much love because i was a fool

[halcyon glen]

We need better CM in Verm disc then

I suggest myself

[rough galleon]

*we need a vt cm - there fixed that for ya

I miss @cunning ocean

[halcyon glen]

I should be the only serious contender here

Me too

[misty trench]

I was hoping to play this week but my entire schedule and forseeable future plans got thrown out the window due to a familial medical scare

[little marten]

Community

[fiery wave]

Are we just summoning CMs of old?

[halcyon glen]

Aqshy carried me with hubtsman

[rough galleon]

tell them to get well ... or else.

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate, godspeed soldier

[rough galleon]

always annoy the old staff.

[halcyon glen]

E

[elder merlin]

Is Strawhat even still in this server?

[brazen pelican]

Shonk!

[fiery wave]

If only, Strawhat probs don't get on anymore sadly.

[halcyon glen]

We will trade Zimmer for that sticker

Without a heartbeat

Good deal

[rough galleon]

the best thing about discord is that the messages stay a ping even if its old af

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[rough galleon]

and I am pretty sure ||that former staff members have their personal account in this discord even if the work one isnt||

shh

[halcyon glen]

E

[rough galleon]

I still search "pearl" once a year.

xD

[misty trench]

way ahead of you on that one 🤝

[little marten]

Keep clutching sis

[misty trench]

I'm still down to clown sometime I just gotta figure out what my schedule looks like once we get treatment plans sorted and whatever support they need from me

[rough galleon]

unfortunately i have no choice there. also had to buy the mark of the firstborn trinket for the pearl

[misty trench]

we're like cooking meals for 'em n stuff

[elder stone]

Hello Aquila

[misty trench]

also related more positive topic: chickpeas my beloved

[little marten]

I actually was on ur team for that thing, it was like have u seen the first aliens vs predator movie?

[misty trench]

g'day g'day

[fiery wave]

Are you saying Strawhat is still actually around?

[ripe tangle]

oh no, he speaks Catachan

[elder stone]

When is the next shipment of vegemite nicotine pills arriving

[rough galleon]

im saying everyone who used to lurk here for work is.

[brazen pelican]

Aquila is Sly Marbo, confirmed.

[plain reef]

Introducing - Vegemite flavored Zyns

[elder stone]

Zynmite

Vegezyn

[little marten]

Anyone one of us could be the former FatShark CEO

[elder stone]

who the FUCK is this clanker

[somber stream]

sweats

[ripe tangle]

a Prince!

[rough galleon]

actually true

[brazen pelican]

True, do we know any Swedes?

[somber stream]

There are 2

[ripe tangle]

I know a Swede

[plain reef]

Any of us could ALSO be the former CEO of Astronomer

[rough galleon]

gotta go my kid just made a veteran main in her diaper.

[elder hare]

I know a swedish fish

[brazen pelican]

That's way too many.

[somber stream]

Personally i know 5, that's like. An entire village

[elder stone]

Do we know if swedish people are real

[ripe tangle]

Swedes are kinda like Danes except gayer, Danes are kinda like Swedes except incoherent

[brazen pelican]

Village? That's a city.

[elder stone]

Casually knows the entire population of Stockholm

[ripe tangle]

Norwegians are forgotten and Finns don’t exist.

[little marten]

You could all be Swedish!!!!

[elder stone]

Estonians never existed and Danish people are an idea

[brazen pelican]

Nah, the true forgotten ones are the Icelanders.

[ripe tangle]

True

them and Faroe Islanders

[elder stone]

The Faroese are a propaganda tool of the danish

[somber stream]

One of them used to serve in the Royal guard and kept sending me questionable materials

[brazen pelican]

There are no Pharaohs in the Nordics.

[elder stone]

Royal guard x Royal family

[somber stream]

Swede Royal Guard looks very much like Mordians

[elder stone]

You should change Sweden to Saamiland

[brazen pelican]

Nah, fuck that.

[elder stone]

[misty trench]

you have no idea how much I wanna pin this message

[brazen pelican]

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[elder stone]

Pin it

[plain reef]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[misty trench]

this must be what heretics feel like before they give in to corruption

[little marten]

It’s her frank reynolds warthog return comment

[somber stream]

Vet is truly the most oppressed minority in Darktide

[misty trench]

budget norwegians smh

[little marten]

“WTFFF REDDIT FORMER FATSHARK CMMM STILL SHITTING ONNPLAYERS!!!!”

[brazen pelican]

:<

[somber stream]

Bloody hell

[brazen pelican]

Never been publicly slandered by a mod before.

[elder stone]

Hush and enjoy it

[little marten]

It’s easy to spot the swede theyre they’re the ones on vacation

[misty trench]

alright get your out of context screenshots quick because this absolutely cannot stay pinned lmao

[brazen pelican]

I am enjoying it, immensely.

[elder stone]

Good cunt

[fiery wave]

There's a reason for not being a CM anymore. That's probably it.

[somber stream]

Likely

[covert hearth]

it got fukn weird in here

[fiery wave]

Aqulia next in line for the chopping block?

[misty trench]

I'm australian, slander (with love) is my culture

[brazen pelican]

Nah, they're the good kind of cunt.

[ripe tangle]

ou random question

which military irl I mean, has the best dress/ceremony uniform?

[somber stream]

Hmmm

[kind talon]

wish there was a way to unlock arbitrator without having to pay with real people money (i am poor and unemployed)

[elder stone]

I have homeland bias

ZSU

[fiery wave]

I know, but the joke is, he approved of it lul.

[plain reef]

I can just hear Bandit Heeler in my head calling someone a cunt.

[ripe tangle]

the answer to who has the best uniform is subjective and I just want people’s opinions

[halcyon glen]

The enemy is fragile

[brazen pelican]

Beefeaters because goof.

[final herald]

Tyler

[ripe tangle]

since I do like such uniforms

[somber stream]

If it's modern time, i'll have to say British

All time? German, easily

[little marten]

95th rifles

[halcyon glen]

Promote me

[plain reef]

Around what time period PRECISELY ?

[final herald]

Which german

[somber stream]

yes

[misty trench]

my bias would say Australian Light Horse for the hats alone

[elder stone]

Imperial Russia in blue solos

Sorry Licht

[brazen pelican]

Whatever unit lost a war against emus. Those are the best uniforms.

[halcyon glen]

Allegedly, Australians eat seahorses

[ripe tangle]

it is a nice hat ngl

Slouch hats <3

[plain reef]

United States Marines. Dress Blues specifically.

[misty trench]

that would be the good ol' standard aussie army xD

Turns out hunting with vickers guns is really fucking stupid

[plain reef]

DRIP

[ripe tangle]

USMC does have a really nice Dress Uniform I agree

[little marten]

Ngl the mercs out in the middle east have some pretty sick looking outfits

[final herald]

My first thought was the vickers mk2 and I wanted to know what people were hunting with a tank

[misty trench]

we really should replace warfare with pure drip offs, zoolander style but with military uniforms

[halcyon glen]

Warsaw when?

[brazen pelican]

Is it constructed out of Crayolas?

[ripe tangle]

I like some of theirs, specifically the Scots Guard

[elder stone]

Red Army best drip because I own my granddad’s military general uniform

[plain reef]

I'm not your BRAH.

[misty trench]

according the guys who were trying to hunts the emus, they'd suggest a tank might not be enough lmao

[rough galleon]

So
a.) They are actually real
b.) They are all very polite
c.) They have really strange taste in pizza and canned seafood
d.) They doxx themselves
e.) They have a TV-owning tax

[little marten]

Hahahaha Swedish people have a tv license too???

[halcyon glen]

Swedish people house fatshark

[brazen pelican]

Nah, instead of war, let the rulers of each faction duel it out with swords. Televise it. Profit.

[misty trench]

TRU

[brazen pelican]

We do not.

[final herald]

Canister shot

[little marten]

Oh..

[brazen pelican]

Not anymore.*

[rough galleon]

Planning my move there i was informed they do, at least in stockholm

[halcyon glen]

Careful the syllannibal is soon awake

[little marten]

No one from the BBC will ever read this but I don’t pay my tv license either

[final herald]

This is so

[brazen pelican]

It got removed a few years back, now it's just additional tax, making it more expensive than before.

[halcyon glen]

If you’re Swedish 80% you work for fatshark

[crude sparrow]

The other 20% make really weird looking military vehicles

[misty trench]

kinda close to how it was solved actually

once the army pulled out (and highly embarassed by the fiasco) the govt did what they should've done in the first place and put bounties on emus, farmers and hunters with rifles and shotguns solved the problem in like a few months lmao

[little marten]

I’m also about 13 years too old for the BBC to take an interest in me

[halcyon glen]

Aqshy Syllannister

[rough galleon]

america too.

[marsh iris]

huh

[little marten]

You guys have a tv license in America?

[brazen pelican]

Is that working out with the Lionfish? Have read up on that in a while.

[misty trench]

like the aussie govt of the time straight up had too much ammunition left over from WW1 and thought it'd be better to slap some vickers guns out in the desert than pay people to hunt

[elder stone]

Mmmmm I dunno

[rough galleon]

no, but you arent american so they wont have an interest in you >:D

[halcyon glen]

Guh

[little marten]

RUDE.

[elder stone]

What if that was just Oslo? It’s same as Australia being fake and just being New Zealand

[somber stream]

Personally i like their Royal guard cavalry armour, a damn shame gun ruined the meta for everyone

[elder stone]

Swiss guard in the Vatican

[rough galleon]

this is all learned from my time with fatshark.

[brazen pelican]

Don't get me started on the abominations some people here call pizza.

[somber stream]

Swiss

[ripe tangle]

I do like the Swiss Guard uniform

[somber stream]

Silly goobers

[rough galleon]

i lost it at banana on pizza.

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

Something fishy

[crude sparrow]

More like Swass their uniform is pure Wool

[ripe tangle]

Swedes are offfically weird

since they put bananas on pizza

[misty trench]

good question, not sure

ik that they've started using drones armed with fucking olive oil against invasive sea stars tho

[rough galleon]

the photo i saw was fish and banana on pizza.

[halcyon glen]

Swedish fish

[misty trench]

turns out olive oil is toxic specifically to those sea stars and nothing else in the reef

[rough galleon]

i guess it isnt extra virgin olive oil...

[misty trench]

I'm just assuming the sea stars are racist against Mediterranean people

[rough galleon]

... I'll see myself out

[halcyon glen]

[ripe tangle]

what’s that one Turkish pizza thing, it’s like minced meat on a really super thin flat bread

it’s kind of spicy and really delicious

[halcyon glen]

No one buys them anymore

[rough galleon]

turkish food good af tho

[misty trench]

lahmacun?

[brazen pelican]

You thought pineapple on pizza was bad?! Try banana, kiwi, peanuts, ground meat, salsa, canned tuna, cremé fraiche among other things.

[rough galleon]

language!

jeez i do all the work around here

[misty trench]

IT'S MY LANGUAGE AAAAA

[ripe tangle]

I used to go to a Turkish cafe when I was in College, it was walking distance from my house

[brazen pelican]

Basically it's a döner kebab in pizza form.

[ripe tangle]

Thank you

[misty trench]

try gozleme if you haven't, shit slaps

[ripe tangle]

ngl Turkish food is fucking amazing

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I read it properly now, never mind.

[ripe tangle]

it’s really underrated

[rough galleon]

dude, please this is a family friendly establishment.

[misty trench]

SLAPS I SAY

[ripe tangle]

brb

[elder stone]

Texting mid ranked game💪

[brazen pelican]

Christian server?

[rough galleon]

this is the purest evidence of you being a shaneshi recruiter i've ever seen.

[little marten]

What’s the thing with like the powder they put in water to make it fruity

[misty trench]

yea Turkish food is this really neat fusion of Greek (Turkish), Turkish (Greek) and Middle Eastern cuisine

[fiery wave]

Don't they still beat the devil out of ppl?

[rough galleon]

[brazen pelican]

It is an actual thing, though.

[rough galleon]

||crack||

[rough galleon]

sign me up

[misty trench]

halal snack packs my beloved

[rough galleon]

you offering?

now imagining you standing in the alley with a trench coat and you open it and one side is doner and the other is crisps and dip "i got what you need"

[misty trench]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack I mean if you ever show up in my neck of the woods I will be offering

[somber stream]

Embed

[rough galleon]

he is favored by the emperor

[little marten]

ahh kebab, do Americans not have kebabs?

[brazen pelican]

Fuck me twice and call me a heretic, that sounds absolutely delicious.

[misty trench]

I have the Warrant of Embeds

[fiery wave]

You forget how unfair the Imperium is?

[somber stream]

#EmbedForCommonFolks

[rough galleon]

dangerous thing to say with everyone saying there are so many incels here.

[delicate vapor]

this at 3am after drinking

[misty trench]

be careful what you wish for (we may make this happen)

[somber stream]

So i've heard

[rough galleon]

i will kiss you on the lips.

[somber stream]

Triple the patrol in General and Zealot for the first 3 weeks if you will

[little marten]

So much stuff waiting to embed for 3 years

[brazen pelican]

I'll kiss them down unda'.

[misty trench]

mind you I suggested we should take away embeds once every month for a day just to mess with you

[brazen pelican]

TZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTCH!

[rough galleon]

I will punch you in the eye

[somber stream]

You monster

[elder hare]

i will lick your toes if you give us embed

[brazen pelican]

I'll punch them down unda'!

[misty trench]

my thinking was we'll roll a few dice and pick a random day once a month

[brazen pelican]

Please do it.

[rough galleon]

just pick a few select people and watch the circus

[civic patio]

Guh

[little marten]

A day off from the inevitable heresy might be nice tbf

[misty trench]

lmao select one random person in the server to lose embed perms like some sort of sacrifice

[somber stream]

Gonna need that Embed first before any edging action could happen

[viral vapor]

[misty trench]

sacrifcing embeds to the emperor

[civic patio]

Ten thousand a day

[rough galleon]

please let me know the day ytou do this i need the entertainment

[brazen pelican]

I'm not nearly misogynistic enough to be an incel.

[misty trench]

the black ships of discord

10 thousand gifs

[somber stream]

Discordian is in ruin

[misty trench]

the memetic tithe must be paid

[viral vapor]

Incel. The new baby talk from the lesser generations

[brazen pelican]

Watching this old video of an Aussie kid playing 4 instruments at once.

[elder stone]

Elect me president of Discordia

[little marten]

It’s me

[somber stream]

I don't want Femboy propaganda everywhere thank you very much

[misty trench]

back in my day we simply called incels "Ultramarines" smh

[brazen pelican]

I support this, Loosh is my best friend, my pal, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

[elder stone]

I am not a FEMBOY

[elder stone]

We’ve also made out in the back of a McDonald’s

[viral vapor]

[somber stream]

Never said you were?

[little marten]

Sometimes if I get flamed online I quickly call them an incel at the end then disconnect before they can say something hurtful back

[somber stream]

Why is there a daemon in our midst

[elder stone]

Where did the femboy propaganda come from

[neat jewel]

No need to get so defensive

[elder hare]

thy femboy doth protest too much

[rough galleon]

listen, the warp TOLD ME that you guys needed to be cleansed and if I did it I would learn how to fly...

[little marten]

Reading that gave me goosebumps

[somber stream]

Well shit, please go ahead sister

[elder stone]

It was very messy and very romantic

[somber stream]

Wait the warp?

[brazen pelican]

This-is-true-dorn-tts.gif

[viral vapor]

Now playing on my ipad: Within Temptation, What have you done

[brazen pelican]

Sister Sabathiel over here.

[fiery wave]

Just use warp powers to float in the first place.

[rough galleon]

I'm not wicked, I'm not! nnnnNOT!!

[somber stream]

Get me a strike team please

[rough galleon]

Buzzzzz, buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

[somber stream]

No make that 3

[fiery wave]

Uhh...

[viral vapor]

[fiery wave]

Skulls?

[somber stream]

Working

[misty trench]

I got lost in a warp storm once, the voidship turned into a twisted facsimile of mankind's hubris

what I'm saying is I went to home depot

[fiery wave]

Distractions.

[brazen pelican]

Thought you were gonna go for Walmart.

[civic patio]

Walmart methinks

[somber stream]

Client will have my balls on a plater

[viral vapor]

[misty trench]

#HomeDepotDidIt

[rough galleon]

dollar general what kind of rich people are you all

[elder hare]

I see you also went to IKEA

[little marten]

Great demon teach me your ways

[misty trench]

tru but that's low hanging fruit

[viral vapor]

Why does Aldi’s open at 9am? All the other ones open at 7:30.

[halcyon glen]

Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest

[rough galleon]

nah dont vibe with walmart produce

[little marten]

Aldi sells like sea shoes next to the bread tbf

[elder stone]

It was hot

[simple drum]

Are we sure batman doesnt kill?

[rough galleon]

because it knows you want those hazelnut biscuits. It knows you'll wait.

[simple drum]

Cuz these interrogation man i hear the bones breaking

[brazen pelican]

Very fair.

[fiery wave]

No, against hunting alt Chaos.

[viral vapor]

I was born 1969. My brother was born 1971. Of course you know 71 is the same as 69 but with two fingers up yer bum.

[misty trench]

I will admit though, if I have to spend time inside a corporate hellscape giant, I'm a costco enjoyer

[elder hare]

Dude sure does, have you seen the sales for the Absolute series? Dude made several killings

[misty trench]

otherwise locally owned and produced GANG

[viral vapor]

I mostly go for the Pane Turano.

[brazen pelican]

Given the use of hubris would Scotiabank Arena also be considered low hanging fruit?

[halcyon glen]

Waitrose only

[rough galleon]

have not tried, will try.

[viral vapor]

Get some pulled pork and some bbq sauce. Put that on it.

[misty trench]

defo doesn't get enough hate

[little marten]

That sounds pretty tasty tbf

[rough galleon]

My husband @elder hare is nodding yes

[brazen pelican]

They haven't won a cup since before the league expanded the first time.

[rough galleon]

like the jack nicholson gif

[elder hare]

That just sounds pane good

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[little marten]

Still a bit of a travesty there is no food channel on this discord

[viral vapor]

Pane turano is a expensive crusty bread.

[rough galleon]

i'm sitting on like 1123455 recipes for corpse starch and no way to share them.

[fiery wave]

That's oggy mains.

[low hemlock]

there iz it’s
#ogryn-class

[rough galleon]

I'm still mad yall took the dang meme channel.

[elder hare]

Half the meals would be corpse starch, the other half would be crayons

[somber stream]

Yer allowed to post food in there?

[misty trench]

way back in the day before launch I managed to get a history and armour channel instated

it was actually the perfect bait for ejecting weirdos

[brazen pelican]

Those weirdos?

[misty trench]

YEP

[viral vapor]

I guess 38000 years from now corpse starch, cannibalism, is no longer taboo.

[somber stream]

Well i'll be damned, i have an entire library full of food pics i don't know where to dump

[little marten]

Oh crazy maybe I’ll check out ogryn channel then

[delicate vapor]

hawk tuah

[brazen pelican]

I did think there was a noticable lack of those in here.

[halcyon glen]

Through my lens, the perfect tartare to have on a Wednesday lunch would be a finely brunoised Fallow venison tenderloin, mixed with little capers, little finely brunoised cornichons, little minced sardines, little echalion shallots, egg yolks, Dijon mustard, extra virgin olive oil, Worcester sauce, chives, caviar, with little discs of pickled celeriac layered on top. Serve with Worcester and Tabasco.

[rough galleon]

just dont summon @proper valley

[delicate vapor]

🐔

[rough galleon]

wait.. no

[proper valley]

OMG HI

[elder hare]

oh no

[rough galleon]

people post food everywhere

[misty trench]

he's broken containment

emperor have mercy on you all

[little marten]

I’ve been a bit unwell the past couple months so we’ve been eating a lot of soup and chicken nuggets.. shamefully so, so would love to see some inspo

[rough galleon]

be careful what you ask for

[proper valley]

WHOS READY

[viral vapor]

Venison tartar? Sounds like a recipe for bacterial diseases of the body

[brazen pelican]

Well, as you loyalists say, "the Emperor protects".

[proper valley]

[little marten]

I am prepared.

[rough galleon]

never ready reaction

[lime beacon]

I’m really good at making boiled water

[rough galleon]

no, you arent

[lime beacon]

I can make boiled water just as good as mom made it

[low hemlock]

“does he?” - Wolfer

[little marten]

No but it’s the internet I can pretend omg don’t ruin this

[somber stream]

#ogryn-class message

[proper valley]

Today I ordered ice cream and let it sit outside in 80 degrees so it melted good

[halcyon glen]

Lift up your eyes

[little marten]

Reminds me of university hahaha

[rough galleon]

[lime beacon]

Milkshaaaake

[rough galleon]

thats milk

[halcyon glen]

Who will rid me of this shaking head?

[fiery wave]

Yes. Though I post everything in psyker mains anyway.

[somber stream]

I don't recommend that brand though, not the best SArdine i've had

[misty trench]

I was gonna make fasulye this week but I don't have dried butter beans, only canned

[viral vapor]

My mom’s mashed potatoes are da best

[proper valley]

I've been making lots of bubblegum chicken

[halcyon glen]

Pommes puree

[misty trench]

bubblegum chicken?

[proper valley]

Have you seen my protein powder mashed potatoes

[proper valley]

Yeah

[lime beacon]

Bubblegum chicken is an ancient Chinese recipe

[little marten]

I can sometimes get like whole sardines for like I dunno what 60p is but it’s less than a dollar for like 6.. it’s a bastard to gut them

[halcyon glen]

I make creatine omelettes

[rough galleon]

censor that

[proper valley]

Speocitomanfd you need to be more accepting

cpepitpimana

Scpeiticiicmma

[halcyon glen]

Ashwagandha scones for tea

[proper valley]

God dammit

[lime beacon]

Anemone

[proper valley]

Septicemia

[lime beacon]

Sepsis?

[proper valley]

There we go

[brazen pelican]

You fucking good over there, mate?

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[misty trench]

my grandmother would make the best potato omelette

[somber stream]

Processing fish thyself? I would never

[lime beacon]

You don’t process sardines

You just eat all the bones

[ripe tangle]

you guys ever hear about lab grown or synthetic meat?