general-chat

[dry pebble]

we doing something well

[lilac crag]

yes hank!

[gentle granite]

you can see the chat. We're obviously doing very poorly

[tired steeple]

I’m pretty good

[final herald]

Bro the no nsfw rule is dead yall might as well just delete jt

[tired steeple]

How are you

[obtuse oak]

Okay but are you having fun

[dry pebble]

Fun yes

[gentle granite]

yes! :D

[orchid skiff]

for sure

[storm ember]

very evilly and maliciously

[lilac crag]

this is the peak of chat

[dry pebble]

now the mod is here everyone just stops right you bunch of cowards

[lilac crag]

I'm lovin it

[thick coyote]

"The simulation strains her"

[lilac crag]

the topic of male pregnancy, while not spoken anymore, is still fresh in the air

[tired steeple]

I can smell it

Nevermind

No I can’t

[inland mantle]

Damn

[digital tundra]

You can smell Mpreg?

[tired steeple]

I don’t want to smell any pregnancy

[lilac crag]

maybe do not smell male pregnancy

[digital tundra]

Damn I wish I had such a nose

[dry pebble]

dog ahh response

[inland mantle]

Get a better nose ez

[obtuse oak]

[south jetty]

yeah

[worn halo]

Watch Arnold in "Junior"

[final herald]

Now its about smelling mpreg bro do something

[south jetty]

imagine the smell

[final herald]

[gentle granite]

[lilac crag]

FOUL

[south jetty]

I just carried a Rolling Steel only for everyone to die to the same trapper. So good I think

[digital tundra]

Strong, I imagine

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna shoot myself with an arbites shotgun and see how far my skull bits go. What have I done

[gentle granite]

be sure to use full bore

[inland mantle]

Gonna need to use a boltgun at this rate

[dry pebble]

oh no i dont want to reap! i just want to sow!

[final herald]

LMFAO

[digital tundra]

Nah, scattershot to hit every bit of your brain

[tired steeple]

I’ll use a storm bolter. That way when I shoot it should shout 2 bolts at the same time

This game needs storm bolters btw

Just saying

[gentle granite]

this game needs power fists

for stuff

[tired steeple]

Big agree

I love them in sm2

[dry pebble]

WHY DID YOU SAY FOR STUFF

YOU WERE DOING SO WELL

[inland mantle]

Power fisting you know

Ez

[orchid skiff]

the heretics?

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-warhammer-fisting-40k-gif-18088487

[digital tundra]

Those plague ogryns won't fist themselves.....

[tired steeple]

Wonder if it’ll be single target or we’ll punch out big ass waves

[obtuse oak]

I'm not going to Streisand effect this shit. Call me if they're sharing porn. (No this is not an invitation to start doing so)

[south jetty]

you all need to be smacked upside the heads with a wooden spoon

[tired steeple]

There’s no image perms here it should be fine

[final herald]

To what

[orchid skiff]

@nocturne bloom your time has come

[lilac crag]

SOUND THE ALARM

[south jetty]

People can still write

[lilac crag]

WE MAY DISCUSS MALE PREGNANCY ONCE MORE

[south jetty]

actually wait no one here is literate

we're safe from a/b/o fanfics

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[gentle granite]

what the hell is a word

[final herald]

How dies the streisand effect apply here have you even looked in here this shit happens all the time

[south jetty]

yeah it happens a lot

[tired steeple]

Readin’ is fur snivelers!

[obtuse oak]

Yeah and I'm not trying to make it worse

[final herald]

You aint making it better mf

[inland mantle]

Mfer has all 7 infinity preg emojis wtf

[orchid skiff]

he looks that breedable

[inland mantle]

Damn

[dry pebble]

okay just for research purposes

[inland mantle]

Go on

[dry pebble]

how many of you want to be mpreg?

[obtuse oak]

I'm going to stop you right there

[dry pebble]

I WAS TOO FAST IM SORRY

[orchid skiff]

I think there's only one

[low hemlock]

[inland mantle]

Mods mpreg this nerd

[orchid skiff]

but we're nothing if not "yes, and" people

[obtuse oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752976910731968572/1328896057798557746/image0.gif

[lilac crag]

hold on hank

[lilac crag]

this could be a blossoming conversation about how torture methods can be enforced in the server

let cee continue his speech

[obtuse oak]

What

[inland mantle]

[thick coyote]

You.... Monster

[dry pebble]

im not even speeching calm down

[thick coyote]

[lilac crag]

you're no fun...

[dry pebble]

i know your idea of fun

[lilac crag]

[sweet trail]

Also how do people use heavy attacks for horde clear? I generally only take weapons that have good horde clear on lights only bc i can't reliably charge my heavies fast enough before i get smacked

[dry pebble]

ah a normal chatter

[inland mantle]

dodges

[final herald]

Hold heavy button

[orchid skiff]

push - heavy

[tired steeple]

Dodge backwards is one idea

[obtuse oak]

You do not have to hold the button until it releases

[tired steeple]

Yeah that too

[inland mantle]

Unheard of in these parts 😔

Gen chat brained

[sweet trail]

I know but it still takes a half second or so longer and i usually get smacked in the time it takes

[obtuse oak]

That's what dodges and pushes are for

[low hemlock]

Hadron my Beloved

[obtuse oak]

Push, charge a heavy, dodge while charging, release

It's about getting into a dance rhythm

[dry pebble]

dodge into heavy attack my beloved

[sweet trail]

Alright ty

[digital tundra]

More like dodging into overheads, my beloved

[obtuse oak]

Weapons with a nice sweeping push attack into a wide heavy or series of wide heavies are really safe and comfortable for that reason. Arbitrator shock maul is a prime example

[digital tundra]

I got a bad habit of doing that

[gentle granite]

you know what gives you feelings of absolute power? Parrying an overhead slam with your devil claw

[obtuse oak]

True, that's peak

[lilac crag]

vet poke mark shovel

heavy attack spam

[brazen pelican]

Harlequin detected.

[lilac crag]

thunk thunk thunk thunk

horde clear covered.

[storm ember]

I find Castigator's Stance to be very useful not because of its practical benefits but because I just never sprint and not sprinting is a non-issue for me

[sweet trail]

Sometimes i've found that just spamming lights and letting a few overheads in isn't the worst habit even if it is a little mindless. You can also catch a couple elites and such while you're doing that

[storm ember]

I power-walk wherever I need to go and damn whoever's even slightly in the way

[orchid skiff]

castrator stance :

[dry pebble]

who else

[sweet trail]

CASTRATOR STANCE????

[dry pebble]

would have said it

[inland mantle]

Real shit

[storm ember]

MANDATED EDICT: MAULING

[brazen pelican]

The horror!

[dry pebble]

but fr castigator stance is as strong as it is boring

[sweet trail]

MANDATED EDICT: EMASCULATION

[storm ember]

MANDATED EDICT: VASECTOMY

[molten matrix]

Id say true grit is enough

[digital tundra]

I love Castigator's

[molten matrix]

Castigator is good for burst damage

[gentle granite]

using strong stuff instead of fun stuff is cringe and I will

[dry pebble]

tyrant calm down

[orchid skiff]

I saw what you deleted.

[lilac crag]

we making epiphanies

[sweet trail]

I CAN'T CALM DOWN WHILE THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR STILL DRAW BREATH!

[tired steeple]

While the enemies of the emperor still draw breath there can be no peace

[tired steeple]

Space marines advaaaaance

Eat boltgun

Orks! Purge the beasts!

Walk softly. And carry a big gun

[brazen pelican]

Children of the Emperor! Death to His Foes!

[low hemlock]

🎙️💢

[orchid skiff]

THERE IS ONLY WAR

[tired steeple]

Give em the old kasrkin double tap

However you spellbit

[sweet trail]

Slaanesh

Children of the Emperor

😟

[molten matrix]

I AM THE LEGS

ATTEND MALCADOR'S WORD

[sweet trail]

I AM THE LEGS

[fair bridge]

legsbreakers

[sweet trail]

They probably do this too

[dry pebble]

i know what you are

👁️

[sweet trail]

I AM A SERVANT OF HUMANITY, SCOURGE OF OUR FOES!

[dry pebble]

herald of the forcef... i mean the emperor

[little marten]

If ur so devout text the emperor right now and see if he texts back

[brazen pelican]

I did! He said everything is Magnus' fault.

[dry pebble]

Seer Psyker:

[little marten]

Everytime I read Magnus I get that damn whiterun bard stuck my head

[sweet trail]

YES! FORCEFENN INDEED! FORCE-DEFENESTRATE THE ENEMIES OF HUMANITY!

[little marten]

And I’m not even sure he says Magnus

[tired steeple]

Imagine imperium skaven

[brazen pelican]

Good old defenestrations. One of my favorite words of all time.

[little marten]

I think.. we were the skaven all along

[tired steeple]

Work-labour tirelessly for golden glowing-shining emperor-corpse

Praise the great golden rat

[orchid skiff]

[fluid moon]

why are we praising rats instead of the emprah again

[little marten]

Unironically an image of me post work

[molten matrix]

I WILL DESTROY YOU IN THE NAME OF YNNEAD MONKEIGH

[fluid moon]

ynnead is a stupid name for a monkey

[thick coyote]

You will beg for mercy
I shall grant you none

🗣️

[dry pebble]

My king monkeigh is sleeping with your ynnead

[brazen pelican]

Can I have a Kiriko, instead?

[thick coyote]

Another 500 skins to Kiriko

[stable fox]

[brazen pelican]

So fucking true.

Poor Venture gets fucking nothing.

[orchid skiff]

Venwho

[sweet trail]

HUMANITY SHALL NOT BE BEHOLDEN TO ANY FILTHY GOD-CREATURE OR THEIR EMPTY PROMISES! WE ARE THE ONLY WAY, WE ARE THE GREATEST SPECIES IN EXISTENCE! THE HUMAN BEING IS SACRED ABOVE ALL ELSE! NO PRICE IS TOO GREAT FOR HUMANITY'S SURVIVAL! NOTHING LESS THAN OUR COMPLETE AND TOTAL DOMINATION IS NEGOTIABLE!

(Don't ask abt servitors tho we'll figure that out eventually)

[brazen pelican]

So is the Emperor a god?

[tired steeple]

Obviously

He’s the chaos god of Order

[brazen pelican]

Man, imagine calling the Emperor filthy. Bold move.

[molten matrix]

Back when the heresy happened he was an zeta+ psyker

Now hes close to an actual deity

[tired steeple]

Living saints are chaos daemons

[dry pebble]

Legion of the damned lesser daemons and living saints the greater

[sweet trail]

THE EMPEROR IS A HUMAN, JUST LIKE US! HE WALKS WITH US AND LEADS US TO OVERTHROW THEIR FALSE PROMISES AND LIES! HE LEADS US OUT OF THE DARKNESS OF RELIGION AND SUPERSTITION INTO THE LIGHT OF REASON AND HOPE! TO COMPARE HIM TO SOMETHING AS LOWLY AND PATHETIC AS A GOD IS WHAT IS TRULY AROUND HERE!

ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

[brazen pelican]

Does he walk, though?

[sweet trail]

*CARTS AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR

[brazen pelican]

Children of the Emperor! Death to His Foes!

[tired steeple]

Buuurp praise the omnisiah or something

[tired steeple]

Pasqal’s a real G brw

Awesome character

Rogue trader for anyone unfamiliar

[molten matrix]

Pasqal is so cool

If we get a mechanicus class im naming him pasqal or tarzus haneumann

[sweet trail]

The omnissiah's okay

[dry pebble]

The omnissiah is just The Emperor's steam account name

[inland mantle]

[tired steeple]

The omnissiah being the emperor is something that does not make sense to me I can’t lie

If there’s this whole thing about the ad mech being their own thing and all that I just don’t care for the idea that he’s the machine god

Is it open to interpretation

[mighty fractal]

when does aquila shop rotate

[round mica]

i ♥️ havoc

Giving me grey hairs

but worth it

[gentle granite]

every other thursday

[brazen pelican]

Every two weeks, iirc.

[tired steeple]

Ah I was off by two days

[sweet trail]

The mechanicus can best be described as to the imperial cult what jehovah's witnesses are to the catholic church.

The mechanicus' theology views the emperor as basically a prophet or living incarnation of the machine god (the omnissiah, which is NOT the machine god) because he fixed a machine a while back or whatever. This is also partially why the imperial cult are comfortable with them and don't call them heretics. The imperial creed is actually surprisingly flexible by design anyways.

[dry pebble]

Also theres the whole treaty of mars

[sweet trail]

Also because the mechanicus are basically to 40k's imperium what CHOAM or the Spacing Guild is to dune's imperium

[molten matrix]

The mechanicus are a seperate faction instead of being an imperium subfaction

But the mechanicus and imperium need eachother or they will die

[sweet trail]

They're like a gigantic corporation as much as they are a religious organisation actually

[dry pebble]

I cant see the mechanicus as a separate faction from the imperium

To me theres no imperium without mechanicus and vice versa

[storm ember]

i like when sefoni calls me stupid

[dry pebble]

Theyre just the Lockheed Martin of 40k

[tired steeple]

Idk it just feels silly that tech priests can be huge dicks to powerful people yet also see the emperor as their god. That just doesn’t feel like the same idea is being sent across

[orchid skiff]

i like when she tells me to worship her

[tired steeple]

The only people who can usually do that are the inquisition

I mean there’s several in universe things about what the omnisiah even is regardless

Someone said a void dragon or something? Living inside mars?

[molten matrix]

Techpriests have a huge ego and are narcisists

[storm ember]

sefoni is SUCH a mood. She's making the best of a horrible situation and taking it out on others

[molten matrix]

The fact that cawl didnt kill trayzn on sight is a big deal

If anyone knew about it

[dry pebble]

Tbf the planetary governors also can be huge dicks to other Imperials, and the astartes, and the ministorum, and the arbiters, and the custodes

[tired steeple]

Probably

God I’d be a dogshit tech priest

I’d try and give sentience to a webway portal so it can say “hiii” when something comes through

And then get caught and arrested

[molten matrix]

Youd most likely be declared a heretek

[pale sun]

Hey guys, quick question; can you change the reticle for the shotpistol or is it a mod? Its basically a sniper and WAY better than the exterminator shotguns. Just wanna have it more like a standard reticle than the tight little butthole

[tired steeple]

Believe you need mods unfortunately

[pale sun]

Ooof. Alright. Tried modding the game but doesnt seem to "stick" either im doing something wrong or... im deffinitely doing something wrong. Thanks. Guess im stuck with the tight butthole reticle

[molten matrix]

Use auto mod loader order mod

[inland mantle]

Should help you with modding the game https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2964086851&searchtext=mod

its not hard at all

[pale sun]

I did. Tried following the step by step but theres this one folder thats just missing.

[molten matrix]

Which one?

[south jetty]

I love when Sefoni shares secrets with me

[pale sun]

Thanks. Will try again tomorrow. Just wanna be able to see my dodges

[south jetty]

a little gossip between divas

[dry pebble]

I think that the whole AdMech concept its at its best when techpriests are there to illustrate how the imperium has completely lost it when it comes to technology, and need to rely on a dogmatic, borderline heretical cult that is completely misguided in its faith to even be able to handle sci fi. I think the thing of "what if the omnissiah is another guy" is not really the point of the subfaction

[tired steeple]

It isn’t no but still

[dry pebble]

Thats a long way to say that im okay with the omnissiah being the emperor

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna sit with the void dragon one

[dry pebble]

The treaty of Mars was made by the emperor afterall

[pale sun]

Skitarii new class confirmed?

[tired steeple]

Should be

[dry pebble]

I hope it is

[pale sun]

I want them gear axes

[dry pebble]

I want a veteran rework

[tired steeple]

I still don’t know what those even do I can’t lie

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQN_ZA5WRpo&ab_channel=AccursedFarms

The industry filed false claims against the "Stop Killing Games" initiative

[inland mantle]

Dont we all

[pale sun]

Look cool

[tired steeple]

That is true

[tired steeple]

Cute pfp

I love goblins

[rose pine]

Thank you! Home draw shithead of a maid-goblin.

[molten matrix]

btw

the vice president of the european parlement officially supports stop killing games

citing a game bought belongs to the customer

[rose pine]

That's actually sick.
I just dont get the idea of > Paying 80 (at this point) Euro, to get an item <
Then if the item doesn't 'Sell' good enough, they have the right to take it back from you.

[vocal void]

Does playing havoc contribute to the difficulty unlock bar

[nocturne bloom]

No

Dont think so

[rugged vigil]

Hey guys, what's better on the spearhead boltgun: pinning fire+calvacade OR pinning fire+puncture? 🤔

[stoic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27yru8magOk are these havoc 40 players?

elevator chorous signals they got boosted to h40

[jaunty tundra]

Yes it says it on top right when he checks his scoreboard

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[stoic dune]

im a very agressive taunt ogryn, usually taunting both twins. can i play h40 now

[nocturne bloom]

Wish I had someone on discord to wake me up

[sleek harness]

WAKE THE FUCK UP ANIME LOVER

[nocturne bloom]

Im not asleep

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Then I will do tomorrow

Don't worry

[rose pine]

When do you need to wake up, GMT+1 Time.

I'll get me and my Ogryn pals to rapidly call you, until you wake up.

Warning, we are many.

Oh no wait, you're on busy, so you wouldn't even get notified

[nocturne bloom]

It just ain't the same

[rose pine]

I wish I had 7 Ogryns rapidly trying to call me, in order to wake me up.

[sleek harness]

Paul he wants you to wake him up

An old man to wake him up

[rose pine]

I'd imagine it'd be like having 5 Dogs, and 2 cats, all trying to wake you up, so you can feed them.

But.. just 7 massive men, all shaking you aggressively, yelling out for wanting rations.

[nocturne bloom]

Yea and he probably makes a 🔥 breakfast

[nocturne bloom]

I dont need 7 aggressive men around my bed no

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

hello darkgooners

[nocturne bloom]

Your fantasies are your own

[rose pine]

That's properly the gaze I'd get if I didn't wake up instantly.

What if we make them all, big burly Lamia's.

With like, unrealistic proportional tits.

[round mica]

saying darkgooners was definitely the right call

[rose pine]

Oh yea nah, just got done watching Dan Da Dan Season 2 (at least the few episodes that released)

Gosh darn the fighting scene made me act up, fucking -sick- animation.

[rose pine]

Oh god not the fucking horse BS.

Stay away from me

[round mica]

huh

[warped thunder]

It's too bad they casterate ogryn

[rose pine]

I'd like to imagine that Ogryns are just all asexual, and couldn't care less about NSFW ordeals.

Too busy serving Emprah.

[sleek harness]

WHY IS THE ANIMATED REACTION LIKE THIS

IT MADE IT WORSE

[nocturne bloom]

Youre welcome

[sleek harness]

[rose pine]

They paid for the rights to use it.

[sleek harness]

Yes I know what an animated reaction is smartass

I am questioning the animation

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt, this is like the 3rd month ive been gifted nitro

[rose pine]

That's what I meant, they paid for the rights to have it animated like that

Or, got gifted the rights, so someone else paid for it.

[sleek harness]

Dude is saying like theses things work like NFTs

[rose pine]

Giving cash to Discord is just kinda yikes

[outer elm]

what y'all think is better for the arbiter suppression shield nd maul mk11 or mk6? im using 6 atm

[rose pine]

Could be spending it on warpstone instead.

[rose pine]

Still need to figure out how to play Skaven good in TWW3.

[sleek harness]

Make army of 3000 skaven slaves in the first 10 minutes of game

[rose pine]

Arbiter bud of mine suggests the Shield, due to the additional Special attack being a great edition to either pick people up, or handle more elites at once.
While the Mk6 is a good bit more offensive, able to stun enemies easier, and having a larger damage output.

[sleek harness]

Then use it to swarm any idiot that dares to make boarders with you

[nocturne bloom]

7000 thousand fucking rats, eat this man

[rose pine]

There's nothing so cruel as setting up a nice army as Tzeentch, and suddenly, there's just fucking rats everywhere in my backline (I sneezed and didn't see it happen)

[outer elm]

yee im using the maul and shield 1 right now i am personally enjoying mk6 at the moment but i wanted to know if mk11 is better offensively or defensively

[sleek harness]

Dude I believe melee weapons marks just change the combo

Nothing else

[rose pine]

Think the MK11 is better defensively, while the MK6 is better offensively, it still has the 'Special attack chain' that stuns enemies who's under the 'shock' effect, so it can be real good against bigger enemies like Crushers and mutants?

[supple thorn]

Ello all.

[rose pine]

Myelo boss'.

[sleek harness]

Larken

[outer elm]

ahh okay thank you

[rose pine]

Do know I'm an ogryn main, so this is like, just what I've gathered from getting to level 30, and some help from a bud.

[thick coyote]

Ok this one just makes it seems like it broke containment

[supple thorn]

Hello my little skaven friend.

[final herald]

burster gets shot in my face

go down

revived into mutant grab

burster jumps on mutant

[sleek harness]

The goon diamond broke

[final herald]

🐴

[rose pine]

Peak Darktide.

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been sniped while thrown by a mutant

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Ocarina of Time lore

[drowsy prawn]

if you haven't been burster juggled you haven't experienced peak darktide

[sleek harness]

Yall have skill issue to get exploded by a Burster ngl

[nocturne bloom]

Block push not working:

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Skill issue

[drowsy prawn]

Teammates my dear rat, teammates

[supple thorn]

Dodge.

[sleek harness]

Can't afford to buy a new controller or keyboard

[thick coyote]

Real karkers tank bursters with their face

[sleek harness]

Oh I just play with Paul

[nocturne bloom]

I just like being bursted on

[supple thorn]

Break it over someone else's head, they broke it then.

[sleek harness]

Who is the richest person in the world?

Actually no

[supple thorn]

Some asshat here in the US.

[sleek harness]

Who is the poorest?

I want to bankrupt them

[somber stream]

@fiery wave Did you frakking meowed at the end

[supple thorn]

Lol, sounds like her. 🤣

[crimson wing]

PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERES MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONIE ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE MAUL FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO CRAPPY NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHIE DARKTIDE DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE

[somber stream]

Something new every day

[nocturne bloom]

Man I missed it

[elder merlin]

New hero coming to for honor, @trail isle

[somber stream]

Instant noodle for dinner

[sleek harness]

What the hell is happening

[somber stream]

can't be bothered

[sleek harness]

I just left for 1 minute

[thick coyote]

You spent on what

[somber stream]

Also i am being accused of being Br*tish

[fiery wave]

I thought I literally told you unless you weren't listening?

[sleek harness]

But you are

You look like one

[nocturne bloom]

🤢

[fiery wave]

I mean, you know me.

[somber stream]

I space out a lot of time, yes

[supple thorn]

For the most part.

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[fiery wave]

Am cat, some say orange, some say snowshoe, some say maine coon... I say black cos unwanted cos bad luck.

[fiery wave]

Am an open book if you ask.

[supple thorn]

Tis a level of trust im not ready to reciprocate atm.

[simple drum]

I just fell back in my chair laughing man

So im playing batman arkham knight and im beating up a group of guys

[somber stream]

Tabby, definitely a tabby.

[simple drum]

And brucey bruce just dodges and picks up a damn crate box and throws it at this guy

[nocturne bloom]

You're beating guys?

[simple drum]

Yea and no

[nocturne bloom]

[simple drum]

Breaking every bone in their body

[supple thorn]

With his hands.

[thick coyote]

[static kite]

also i got thrown off an edge in the consignment yard mission by a mutant yesterday, I didn’t even know that was possible

[jade stump]

he's prone to use anything and everything at his disposal ngl

[simple drum]

Wdf is this 💀

[dry pebble]

Higui has rare trollfaces

[jade stump]

my favorite moment in that game is the tracker enemies being confused to see batman get detected right behind them

is nice of them to have added a voiceline just for that moment lol

[thick coyote]

Bri'ish

[simple drum]

Im still green rn but man it brings back memories

Every time i finish a fight im laughing

[supple thorn]

Maybe wheni get drunk agaon.

[dry pebble]

this again

[fiery wave]

That's fine. Is kay.

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[somber stream]

Tabby cat

You share all the traits

[supple thorn]

At times, grumpy cat.

[fiery wave]

Aren't you always drunk to a degree?

[supple thorn]

Irl.. no.

[fiery wave]

How so?

[somber stream]

No i misremembered

It's actually tortoiseshell cat

[supple thorn]

I do have to drive places so so not always.

[fiery wave]

<Press X to doubt.>

[nocturne bloom]

Weak

[elder merlin]

I wish

I'd be unstoppable

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but when you get home.

[supple thorn]

Mate, I'll drink you under the table.

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda gay ngl

[dry pebble]

its easier over the table

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

Oh yeah? Well i'll drink you over the table

[dry pebble]

we getting stared

[supple thorn]

I realized how that sounds... shit.

[dry pebble]

stop looking at me

[fiery wave]

I guess I'll just watch the chaos with a cup of tea.

[elder merlin]

That is just her default state, dont mind her

[supple thorn]

What are we starting with then?

[somber stream]

No actually this is gay af

[abstract wraith]

[dry pebble]

i'm gonna stare you back

[fiery wave]

You mean who?

[somber stream]

[supple thorn]

-.- im too sober for this.

[dry pebble]

Larken is english your first language?

[elder merlin]

I only drink white claw or other suitably fruit tasty stuff

[supple thorn]

Unfortunately, yeah.

[elder merlin]

[dry pebble]

lmao then theres not a lot of excuses for the under the table thing

[fiery wave]

I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE.

[supple thorn]

Weak, but i understand.

[somber stream]

I drink milk

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

Milk is nice.

[somber stream]

The essence of life

[dry pebble]

thats blood

[supple thorn]

Water

[abstract wraith]

Drink you under the table is the saying. Am confused

[dry pebble]

oh yeah

Water is the essence of life, milk is the essence of mammals specifically

[fiery wave]

Would drink as well.

[supple thorn]

In the context of the gen chat, easily misconstrued.

[somber stream]

You need milk to sustain and promote life

[dry pebble]

what about birds

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/mQJagD96X8U?si=oTrbX-AuhtBSj3De

[dry pebble]

and ants and fish

[somber stream]

Birds aren't real

[fiery wave]

Too late, I now have headcanon of an ... uhhh... a "pub brawl".

[abstract wraith]

This place makes no sense sometimes

[supple thorn]

I pitch, not catch.

[dry pebble]

What does the "drinking under the table" saying means?

I thought Larken came up with it

[supple thorn]

Basically saying I'll drink until you pass out then keep drinking.

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[dry pebble]

aah so some people here just like the glug glug too much

[supple thorn]

Ive my reasons. xp

[dry pebble]

Youre good

[fiery wave]

Do you want to be whipped so hard that you'll bleed into a glass after?

[dry pebble]

Karien, you know they do

[nocturne bloom]

If thats how you'll teach me

[dry pebble]

You cannot beat a masochist into submission, they already are into submission

[fiery wave]

Teaching you is making you sit in a corner as time out.

[dry pebble]

You need to school them in a boring way about morals and shit

[nocturne bloom]

Oh so neglect is it

[dry pebble]

yeaaah

[nocturne bloom]

[dry pebble]

the neglection kink when i actually dont come back and leave them forever:

[supple thorn]

Im here for a good time, not a long time.

[somber stream]

Good god Lamia, since when did you became her pet

[fiery wave]

Might edge one even more...

[dry pebble]

And dont even talk about edging things

[supple thorn]

Lamia turns into anyone's pet who treats them that way.

[dry pebble]

also dangerous

[nocturne bloom]

No

There's only 2 people here id like like that

[somber stream]

No no, does seems like it

[supple thorn]

Loosh and Karien?

[nocturne bloom]

[dry pebble]

read it like a book

[somber stream]

I remember guy begging to get stomped by Lucia as well

Either that or mine memory failed me

[dry pebble]

i saw something like that

[somber stream]

Professional masochist

[supple thorn]

Probably happened.

[dry pebble]

see karien i told you so

[fiery wave]

I know from before. I'm just mostly a lazy kitty with just streaks of demanding obedience.

[supple thorn]

Which is why you get aggravated with me when I drink. I listen to no one.

[fiery wave]

A.K.A. Gotta just have to take away your drinks and make you BEG for them.

[round mica]

Does anyone know where in darktide this image is from? https://i.imgur.com/zG8NRuU.jpeg

[somber stream]

I sense a disturbance in the force, a nerf is coming when the Swedes are back

[supple thorn]

XP that's cheating.

[fiery wave]

No, it's perfectly fine.

[dry pebble]

the thing on nox alpha that made the 6th go traitor

[dry pebble]

plasma gun and dueling sword?

[somber stream]

Arbitrators

I must cheese my way to H40 before this happen

[dry pebble]

lucky bullet rumbler ogryn time

[jade stump]

i love ammomuling for gungryns

[dry pebble]

Arbiters dont need too many nerfs

[elder merlin]

Just the way we like it

[elder stone]

Hello discord

[supple thorn]

Ello mate.

[nocturne bloom]

[brazen pelican]

Hi, bestie! ♥

[elder stone]

Aloha

[lilac crag]

hello goat

[elder stone]

hello twincess

[somber stream]

Mornin kiddo

[fierce cave]

HES ALIVE

[somber stream]

Whuh

[fierce cave]

Rumor had it you got sacrificed for the emperor

[somber stream]

Who dares

I'm his holiness's favourite

[abstract wraith]

[fierce cave]

Favourite because of the hole

[somber stream]

He's literally a tree

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad

[thick coyote]

Too late for that

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

You missed dog doing catabillions bleed damage

[dry pebble]

i holding back the primal caveman urge to make a gay joke

[brazen pelican]

I'll do my best to hold them back!

[fierce cave]

Do it

[supple thorn]

Let loose.

[somber stream]

Nah i play a dozen Auric and Havoc with that actually, was fun while it lasted

[elder stone]

We must exterminate the Swedish

[dry pebble]

So youre saying the Emperor loves Licht because of their hole?

[somber stream]

Go, pipebomb their office

[brazen pelican]

[brazen pelican]

Sounds kinda gay, ngl.

[dry pebble]

kinda?

[orchid skiff]

Ceemen

[fierce cave]

I love sea men

[dry pebble]

you had that on the tip of youre tongue didnt you

👁️

[somber stream]

[fierce cave]

Y'know what other tip he had on his tongue

[lilac crag]

they should call you Gewdy Two Shews

[storm ember]

I always keep my cyber mastiff as unmodified as possible because she's such a good lil girlie

[somber stream]

Chat is getting steamy in the wrong way

[supple thorn]

Lol. Always swings.

[orchid skiff]

How's your pregnancies going

[dry pebble]

im joking we have fun here

[fierce cave]

There's a joke to be made here

[dry pebble]

dont go to HR

[brazen pelican]

We do?

[lilac crag]

i discovered male pregnancy, for one

[dry pebble]

With that reaction?

[fierce cave]

Something that swings around

[elder stone]

No not you

[brazen pelican]

:<

[elder stone]

You can stay

[brazen pelican]

Yay!

[dry pebble]

see mods. this chat can be wholesome and friendly

take me out of the list

[nocturne bloom]

Fun?

[brazen pelican]

I'll be good and stay! Wags tail.

[somber stream]

[thick coyote]

Now watch this

[somber stream]

This sticker shouldn't be used here

[brazen pelican]

Why is that, Dad? :3

[nocturne bloom]

Load? Guy?

[dry pebble]

youre making things worse

[somber stream]

Load. Guy.

[supple thorn]

You would.

[elder stone]

Why is that Licht

[brazen pelican]

Like how a really rich guy is loaded?

[elder stone]

Educate the class

[somber stream]

It's painfully plain to see

[fierce cave]

Bro likes the guy loads

[elder stone]

Would you like it spell it out

[brazen pelican]

Then put on some underwear.

[somber stream]

No

I like it float

[dry pebble]

FLOAT?

[elder stone]

Get this guys load

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[supple thorn]

Pass.

[dry pebble]

no rannick i dont wanna

[fierce cave]

You will take rannicks load

[brazen pelican]

Declining a direct order? Sounds like heresy.

[orchid skiff]

I'm in the shower laughing like a dumbass reading this shit

[brazen pelican]

The brainrot is real.

[supple thorn]

Women, and when drunk femboys for me. That's about the extent.

[somber stream]

This sticker will never be the same

[elder stone]

Load this guy

[fierce cave]

Looks female enough

[orchid skiff]

What did the mods mean by giving this sentence to the most flamboyant and sassy man of darktide

[brazen pelican]

Femboys are 100% not gay, by decree of Slaanesh.

[supple thorn]

Noted.

[fierce cave]

V1 mind telling me what your doing to minos prime

[elder stone]

Remember: scoring into your own goal net is still a goal

Any hole can be a goal

[brazen pelican]

Shitty Rannick impression "Mmyes, and you would know all about that, wouldn't you?"

[fierce cave]

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't SCOOOREEE

[elder stone]

So true Gaybriel

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[supple thorn]

Weren't you put in a corner?

[orchid skiff]

This chat is so lgbt and diverse when in truth we're all white straight american men

[fierce cave]

How did bro know what minos calls me

[elder stone]

I’m not American

[orchid skiff]

Shut up texan

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[orchid skiff]

Go ride a horse

[elder stone]

I’ve been to Texas once in my life

[somber stream]

Something fucky is going on in Zealot chat

[fierce cave]

Straight?

Nah id bend

[fiery wave]

You go there?

[lavish summit]

Guys, i have completed a lvl 40 havok but today i didnt get the reward, the title

can you tell me why is that?

[supple thorn]

To be fair, I thought you were French the first time I've heard you.

[somber stream]

I just clicked there once and voila

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[elder stone]

Guys my legs haven’t turned on in the past 2 hours should I be concerned

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[orchid skiff]

Put the thigh highs back on

[fiery wave]

WDYM, I'M FRENCH?!

[nocturne bloom]

Send pics so I can diagnose the issue

[orchid skiff]

That's a compliment

[nocturne bloom]

[supple thorn]

We've been over this already, couldn't nail down the accent.

[somber stream]

You do have a exotic accent

[fiery wave]

How is it one?

[dry pebble]

wdym pics they cannot turn the legs on

[orchid skiff]

Frenchs are amazing

[elder stone]

We are starting to accept the French

[fiery wave]

[supple thorn]

Then im not crazy

[fiery wave]

Is Asian.

[somber stream]

Look, i've heard plenty of those

If you try hard enough then you're uncle Roger

If not, it's something else

[dry pebble]

that makes me self counscious about my accent

[somber stream]

We should play together sometime

[orchid skiff]

Asian?

[elder stone]

I will rekindle mine

[fiery wave]

I'm Singaporean Chinese.

[somber stream]

I'm aware, yes

[elder stone]

Can you sing

[supple thorn]

Yes, we know this now.

[dry pebble]

if the time zone allows it

im just not a pro

[dry pebble]

Latam

[somber stream]

Who said you need to be a pro?

[dry pebble]

Then me and my 200ms are at your service

[somber stream]

Yesn't

[long sigil]

game should be fun

no need to be pro

[elder stone]

Amazing

[dry pebble]

Thanks Bart

This game is very fun

[elder stone]

I can throat sing

[dry pebble]

badass

batzorig vaanchig my beloved

[supple thorn]

Can hum and whistle. That's the extent to my vocal range.

[elder stone]

You need those north Asian genes

[orchid skiff]

I can barely speak

[dry pebble]

same honestly

[elder stone]

I stutter too much speaking English and I mispronounce too much when speaking Russian

[blissful kiln]

are you mongolian?

[somber stream]

Your English is fine

[lilac crag]

don't let goonerman hear you say that

[elder stone]

Ukrainian

[orchid skiff]

When I speak 90% guess my country

[somber stream]

Why is mongol*id censored

[orchid skiff]

Fuck accents

[somber stream]

Literally 1984

[elder stone]

They hate my horse

Horde

I hate autocorrect

Im genuinely gonna just break the drywall

[dry pebble]

i thought you were american

Loosh both horse and horde apply

[elder stone]

Closeted American

[dry pebble]

Hail the Khan

[orchid skiff]

I love misinformation

[somber stream]

Canzcuck

[elder stone]

True but I was referring to my horde

[somber stream]

Oh this is allowedd

Wow

[elder stone]

Hail to the khan

[dry pebble]

We are a horde

the mongols invented civilization

[lilac crag]

that's not true

[elder stone]

You haven’t heard me in public

Or with randoms

[somber stream]

What the fuck do you know about civilization

[lilac crag]

" d-d-d-dude you're french shhhhut up "

[dry pebble]

i love wow mao

[lilac crag]

[somber stream]

Same lol

[long sigil]

mao?

[somber stream]

Wowmao

[dry pebble]

Not that one youre thinking about

[elder stone]

You think you’re racist?
I can be way more racist than you

[dry pebble]

Its a youtube channel

[long sigil]

oh ok

[somber stream]

The greek vs turk got me rolling

[elder stone]

Yeah

[elder stone]

Have you seen the Serb vs Albanian

[dry pebble]

My all time favorite is the average estonian vs indonesian debate

[somber stream]

Yes

[somber stream]

Lol what

[dry pebble]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQ0WToKvQ4||

check it out

become elevated into sapience by the ussr

[long sigil]

https://youtu.be/YGzQTjvrC2o?si=ezyxj8ZdD-imZUgA

china lore

study china lore with jone xina

[dry pebble]

this channel is amazing too

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[elder stone]

At least put a censor on that thing

[somber stream]

Heavy Measurehead energy

[dry pebble]

fine mom its censured

[dry pebble]

its that link i sent

youtube video

[elder stone]

Not the video

[brazen pelican]

I wanna see Indonesians and the Polish argue over who has the best flag.

[elder stone]

You twat

[elder stone]

Polish

Easy

[dry pebble]

wait until the monaco flag gang shows up to the debate

[fiery wave]

Mom?

[somber stream]

Germany vs Belgium:

[elder stone]

my legs are still numb lol ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dry pebble]

they havent told me to say otherwise

[lilac crag]

I could be the worst person ever right here right now

[mental mulch]

what is the mod that people use to know if a chest is empty ?

[dry pebble]

be

[elder stone]

Why’s that

[lilac crag]

I cannot say

[brazen pelican]

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[elder stone]

Share with the class

If you want to mention it you can say it

[dry pebble]

wrong message!

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[dry pebble]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/446 guess its this one

[lilac crag]

the joke, it's too strong

my words, too harmful

[fiery wave]

Oh, I see.

[elder stone]

Say it in DMs then

[dry pebble]

lame

[supple thorn]

Boring.

[fiery wave]

[somber stream]

Do it live

[brazen pelican]

I need to know, now.

[nocturne bloom]

You can harm me

[dry pebble]

is it an hrt joke?

[mental mulch]

thanks i will try it. But it says works only in solo lobbies?

[lilac crag]

ma'am, do not make demands out of me, I cry

[dry pebble]

im not so sure then. its the only one i know

[orchid skiff]

[dry pebble]

[fiery wave]

I was about to say, worst case, you can point at Lamia if it's an insult.

[lilac crag]

Lamia is the epitome of degradation

I'm never insulting that guy

he can stay on the chair

[supple thorn]

Lol

[brazen pelican]

But that's their happy place.

[dry pebble]

which chair that might be

[somber stream]

Oh no

[nocturne bloom]

Youre one of the best at it 👉 👈

[supple thorn]

One in a corner.

[elder stone]

The cuck chair

[abstract wraith]

Not the cuck chair..

[dry pebble]

maybe its the eletric

its less bad

[elder stone]

You do NOT want to know.

[supple thorn]

Thus one in the corner of the room

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[brazen pelican]

Now I want to know, even more! :<

[abstract wraith]

Electric cuck chair

[low barn]

Greetings fellow inquisitorial acolytes, rejects and Arbites

[supple thorn]

Got me curious now too.

[nocturne bloom]

[supple thorn]

What a time to show up.

[lilac crag]

you must fight me in a duel before you can know

this goes to anyone who seeks their knowledge too

[brazen pelican]

Okay, choose your weapon. Sucker punches.

I choose the element of surprise.

[lilac crag]

I choose BLOCK
PARRY
DODGE

[supple thorn]

All i have to do is demand and yell at you a little. Then you'd cry. Your words.

[abstract wraith]

What kind of duel are we talking?

[brazen pelican]

Hehehehe.

[lilac crag]

I'm not dueling her any way physically because

[dry pebble]

fight the duel
wins
Aha! Now that i won you in an honoured duel you might wanna start spilling those beans

[lilac crag]

slaneesh cultists

[lilac crag]

block parry dodge

[low barn]

Inquisitorial sixth Sense. I Wish to know too

[fiery wave]

I just have Lamia annoy you till I get it.

[lilac crag]

goonerman bothers me not

[dry pebble]

Fool, i already won! Didnt you see my RP

[lilac crag]

[brazen pelican]

I have an idea: https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo?list=RDhWTFG3J1CP8

[abstract wraith]

I pick shotgun. Shotgun wins all

[supple thorn]

Its the classic blunder.

[fiery wave]

Not even if you are left locked in a room with him for a week?

[lilac crag]

darktide server full of freaks... I love you guys..

[supple thorn]

You're welcome.

[dry pebble]

im not a freak you freak

[nocturne bloom]

Should I try

[low barn]

I choose a fully operational and loaded and fueled leman Russ demolisher Tank

[nocturne bloom]

[abstract wraith]

The 40k Fandom is like 70% freak

[lilac crag]

there is a block button

but you are considered a friend to me so

[abstract wraith]

You win i think, everything actually

[lilac crag]

do not try

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, you are now armed with a Zip .22.

[nocturne bloom]

Neglect

[lilac crag]

I'd rather you a friend

than another dirty diana

[dry pebble]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[lilac crag]

oh I'll move him alright.

[dry pebble]

That worsens it

[elder stone]

I hate this server I hate this server I hate this server I hate this server

[low barn]

The Most misconcepted Gun in the World...

[supple thorn]

Yet you're still here.

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/you-started-this-danny-cho-steven-yeun-beef-you-commenced-this-gif-1519991882901229318

[abstract wraith]

You love this server, don't lie

[round mica]

how do i open this havoc chest? is it auto rewarded? https://i.imgur.com/tNePUEo.png

[low barn]

But i Like you Lucy

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[elder merlin]

It is time, @sleek harness

[storm ember]

I JUST GOT A FULL PARTY WIPE DUE TO ONE BARREL IM GONNA SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elder merlin]

We must awaken the elder

[dry pebble]

its opened automatically after the week ends, next time you open this window

[round mica]

ok thans

[elder merlin]

Arise, @modest flume, Son of the Emperor

[supple thorn]

That's another win for the barrel army.

[sleek harness]

You brought the hybrid abomination of console?

[elder merlin]

We go now, to fight the heretics

[sleek harness]

Ah

[brazen pelican]

My boyfriend, an irl friend and I all got launched of the map by the same barrel on Clandestium Gloriana. We're still laughing about it.

[elder merlin]

Lol no, sometime next week

[orchid skiff]

wtf 😭 what in the rp

[elder merlin]

Cant wait to play Concrete Jungle and Custom Robo again

[sleek harness]

Alright then

But don't question on why I am playing weirdly

Because I will play on my phone

[jade stump]

Enjoy your brawling, I’m havocing with some buddies

[orchid skiff]

https://medal.tv/fr/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kJIWQbubmWl7VN7UF?invite=cr-MSxuMVcsOTYyMDU4NTg
i'm glad the mic didn't pick up my laugh cuz i knew this would happen all along

[elder merlin]

Awaken, @modest flume

Rise up, @inland mantle

[supple thorn]

Victory for barrel kind. Continuing the good fight since Half-Life.

[brazen pelican]

The saddest thing of it all is that none of us recorded it. No one realized it got all of us until the mission failed.

We could all swear we heard a "Just as planned." somewhere in the distance.

[elder merlin]

Who will heed the call?

@thorny cave

@stable fox

[brazen pelican]

What's up?

[elder merlin]

@modest flume

@inland mantle

@brazen pelican

@fiery wave

@inner nimbus

[brazen pelican]

What are we doing?

[sleek harness]

The whole gang doesn't report

[elder merlin]

Will anyone join me and the @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Respond*

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

I could join depending on what's up?

[vestal mantle]

Sacrifice

[elder stone]

The sky

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[brazen pelican]

Aurics, Havoc or Mortis?

[elder merlin]

Auric

[sleek harness]

Loosh will you join us too?

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Antics

[fiery wave]

I'm busy writing smut.

[sleek harness]

Paul hates mortis

[vestal mantle]

I have been on lunch for 7 mins, I clock back in at 1444, I cannot break till 1500, i get back from break at 1515, i leave at 1600

[elder merlin]

I just didnt want to do Mortis at that moment, i wanted to keep doing train

[vestal mantle]

I am very annoyed with work today

[dry pebble]

same here

[fiery wave]

Maybe I'll write about making someone beg. Hrm...

[orchid skiff]

about who

[elder stone]

I can’t right now but I might later

[sleek harness]

Ok

[brazen pelican]

Damn, I'm not really feeling Aurics. :<

[inland mantle]

Playing H40 atm cant join

[fiery wave]

Who knows, maybe they do know.

[orchid skiff]

Loosh and me (he begs)

[dry pebble]

now i know