general-chat

[somber stream]

Despite being a good class, the average players are... inhumanly stupid

Better than nothing or basic ones

[blissful kiln]

how many of these died within seconds of a h30

most probably abused some exploits or got carries

[inland mantle]

Use to be a super easy way to cheese TS back in Havoc 1.0 think they fixed it but idk

[somber stream]

I'm still trying to drag my ass out of H25 with randos

I'm fighting chaos and the server itself

[round mica]

where is loosh and bushman to carry you

[somber stream]

I prefer to overcome this obstacle by my own

Also i hate myself

[halcyon glen]

[rose spire]

i see

[round mica]

fair enough

continue

[rose spire]

the penances for arbites were stupidly easy

[thick coyote]

It's mid.gif

[thick coyote]

Ah yes

[halcyon glen]

What are penances

[thick coyote]

Pet your dog

10 Points

[rose spire]

block 250 enemies

[halcyon glen]

[thick coyote]

More points than some crazier penances

[halcyon glen]

What does penances do

[rose spire]

i’m stuck on the zealot kill 40 stunned enemies in 10 seconds penance

[round mica]

they inflate your ego and make you feel happy for a short moment

[halcyon glen]

Ez

[rose spire]

cuz yk
how

[halcyon glen]

Ty

[round mica]

then after 5 seconds

[halcyon glen]

Just throw a bomb

[rose spire]

you get to cover ogryns nipples

[round mica]

you feel dead inside

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[rose spire]

you can’t! spot taken by stun nadwa

nades

finding it impossible

[halcyon glen]

Pick up another bomb

[blissful kiln]

stun a horde and flamer them idk

[halcyon glen]

After you throw the first one

Use volley crossbow as secondary

Ez

[rose spire]

that’s a good idea why didn’t i think of this

or a bolter

[halcyon glen]

E

[blissful kiln]

or become 6head and forget about penances, thus achieving zen

[rose spire]

i’m at 4.5k

i want my hat for ogryn

[halcyon glen]

Are penances just deeds

[supple thorn]

Ello all.

[rose spire]

they’re the reason i play this game

trappers are the reason u don’t want to play this game

actually so janky

[halcyon glen]

E

[blissful kiln]

deeds nuts

[inland mantle]

Become 7 head and finish them all like me... nvm dont do that took me like 2k hrs

[halcyon glen]

E

[round mica]

what’s up mad lad

[worn halo]

Essentially ... deeds ... achievements ... penances ... etc 🥔 🦛

[halcyon glen]

E

[supple thorn]

hung over.

[round mica]

hung over what?

[halcyon glen]

I have summoned the Vermintide

[round mica]

hopefully not a steep ledge

that would be painful if you fell

[surreal ermine]

[supple thorn]

nah. both my bottles are empty. I'll have to get some more soon.

[halcyon glen]

[gilded socket]

It be a day and half

But that day be another day on Armageddon

[inland mantle]

[elder hare]

don't forget to hydrate

[supple thorn]

I'll hydrate with coffee and baileys.

[round mica]

bro is fiending for the booze

[little marten]

Bro needs his coffee and baileys before a busy day up at the hospital stealing hand sanitizer for his coca colas

[supple thorn]

its called being functional.

[round mica]

sure it is

[flat axle]

It must be a leather glove slap.

I need to show the heretics how inferior they are

[elder hare]

Or starting a duel with bad players lmao, enables PvP for 5 seconds

[small steeple]

I wish

[halcyon glen]

I’m not functional

[small steeple]

Same, I feel like garbage today

[halcyon glen]

I’m a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetics

[amber delta]

Hello sharttide shat

[halcyon glen]

No doro

[round mica]

im locke dout from the game

i left the game while trying to join a party now locked out lol

rip in peace

keep getting this error

https://i.imgur.com/C7nvTuZ.jpeg

[gaunt wind]

All of my games are going terribly this morning

[marsh iris]

farthamer 40poo stinktide

[orchid skiff]

delete this

[surreal ermine]

truth nuke......

[worn halo]

At least you arent playing SM2

[cursive gate]

Does get dreg brutes get body armor in high diffs?

[worn halo]

one damnation or havoc mission and im tired lol

[icy bay]

are the servers trippin

im moonwalking all over the place

[orchid skiff]

hee hee

[dry pebble]

Dreg bruisers dont get body armor in higher diffs, you might be mixing them up with another enemy like the Mauler

And the servers... the servers are always trippin

good morning

[cursive gate]

Yeah bruisers I mixed the name, sometimes they get a texture with a crude body armor in like damnations or something

Thought it was armor add on

[dry pebble]

the only armor they get is the helmet, the rest is clothing

[vestal mantle]

Morning all

[cursive gate]

Morning

Its 4pm here strange to think about it

[dry pebble]

its 10am here

[vestal mantle]

This gonna be silly work week but I get off early

[worn halo]

Relativity baby

[vestal mantle]

Here is 0810

[dry pebble]

still early

[cursive gate]

Crazy that we are countries away from each other

[vestal mantle]

Like tomm i come in at 0530, leave at 1500

[sullen robin]

sorry its 8am in real timezone

[vestal mantle]

Instead of 730 leave at 1700

[inland mantle]

9am*

Get it right

[dry pebble]

never ceases to amaze me honestly

[vestal mantle]

So ill be able to work on ogryn this week

[dry pebble]

imagine our ancestors thinking that we are in our home country talking to like, an indonesian in english

crazy shit

[gaunt wind]

Ogryn strongest there is

[surreal ermine]

the internets fucked up when u think about it
in real time two idiots on opposite sides of the world can spam the clap emote at each other on ogryn

[vestal mantle]

Man yesterday my first mission was absolutely stupid

5 deaths on uprising

I ended up hard carrying

[inland mantle]

We are simple beings I see friendship crouch spam I must do it back

[vestal mantle]

Like I had to record the game

[cursive gate]

me too me too

[gentle granite]

gm everyone

[vestal mantle]

I just show the small uns my box

[surreal ermine]

unlocked scroll wheel spinning in the elevator is timeless

[cursive gate]

I have like tons of friends I talk to from various countries and most of them are continents away

I love the internet

[somber stream]

So true

[rose pine]

You have no idea how much restraint it took to make a joke.

Do they go to another school, or how do I meet them?

[inland mantle]

Make the joke

[somber stream]

Go nuts bigman, it's the internet

[gentle cedar]

Truly

[gentle granite]

coming up on 3 years in the server how time flies

[inland mantle]

👴

[somber stream]

👴

[rose pine]

Ah, I feel that, I remember it as yesterday when I joined on the 27'th of June.. how time flies indeed.

[worn halo]

Been waiting that long for a Havoc game ...

[inland mantle]

Real

[dry pebble]

im sending a message now to click on my profile and see when i joined

[lilac crag]

amazing

[inland mantle]

Sep 4 2024

[thick coyote]

Waow (based based based)

[worn halo]

Was one of the first here 😄 on another account before being banned for some bs 😛

[gentle granite]

back in my day we had 98% damage reduction on the combat knife with zealot and we liked it

[sullen robin]

iv been here for eons

[dry pebble]

i sent two messages in 2024 and only started talking may this year lmao

[lilac crag]

I joined here around darktide's official release on ps5

heh... chumps...

[little marten]

Hi

We talking about the OLD DAYS

[inland mantle]

Grandpa it's nap time

[surreal ermine]

i only started playing the game by the time it was good

[gentle granite]

back in my day stripped down increased your sprint speed all the time

[little marten]

Closed beta boy here

[lilac crag]

that sounds peak

[somber stream]

Same

No B helmet

[inland mantle]

Loser

[gentle granite]

I got the b helmet but wasnt in the beta lmao

[little marten]

The B helmet hahaha

[somber stream]

My spetnaz drip, ruined

[inland mantle]

Swear everytime I see the B bois they're the worst players and I dont get it

[dry pebble]

so many betas in chat

[little marten]

B helmet had some wild clipping issues

[gentle granite]

the b helmet is so ugly

never used it once

[somber stream]

They release a B helmet-2 but i missed that one also

[surreal ermine]

wow that looks like shit lmao

[fiery wave]

I remembered not bothering due to not wanting to deal with another kernel anticheat wrecking my PC more. One of the older versions of it basically ended up breaking stuff.

[somber stream]

Played the closed Beta, game ran like shit, skipped.

Only bought it when they release the 21st Moebian

ONE DAY AFTER THEY DID

[inland mantle]

No drip for you

[fiery wave]

Heh.

[inland mantle]

Mid anyways

[somber stream]

I like owning things

[inland mantle]

Ogryn head piece is cool tho

Glowing eyes rock

[gentle granite]

the only thing I'm missing is the w+ border

[worn halo]

Ugh monday morning ... no mans land for parties ... sigh

[gentle granite]

sucks cause I was subbed too

to watch pariah nexus

[fiery wave]

So just waited for discounts, found out the stupid anticheat was removed when it was in HC so asked a friend for it. Ended up with imperium edition and here we are.

[somber stream]

I regret getting Imperium ngl

Other than the Aquilas, the rest is hot shit

[fiery wave]

Friend got it, so... 2.4k aqulias go.

[inland mantle]

Just wanted the sound track that came with it

[gentle granite]

still no battle sister cosmetics

[orchid skiff]

BAN EVASION

[dry pebble]

a friend of mine got the imperial edition pre order for free and beta gear because he bought a GPU at the time and has like 20hrs in the game and just plays with me

[somber stream]

Technically there is

[cursive gate]

What does that soundtrack pack give you tho?

[fiery wave]

I like the ragmask, problem mask and hats use same slot.

[gentle granite]

THE ROBES DONT COUNT

I WANT POWER ARMOR

[inland mantle]

The OSTs of the game it's nothing crazy

Could always get them on spotify

[somber stream]

Mask is decent, yes. But would be nice if it wasn't so chonky

Also, hop in?

[cursive gate]

Like, getting a mp4 file for the OST?

[inland mantle]

More or less that I can download onto my PC if I feel the need

[somber stream]

Wait till they add Jeans Stealer

[cursive gate]

Oh

[inland mantle]

60 tracks 2:37:09 long all bangers

Jesper never misses

[fiery wave]

Wot? I'm making dinner now.

[gentle granite]

they could at least release summer beach skins :( where is the ogryn bikini

[fiery wave]

It would be nice if I could use it with my hats.

[somber stream]

Take your time then, Mahlzeit

Customized experience in Darktide? No way

[fiery wave]

Are you German?

[dry pebble]

release summer skins where we use swim flippers and we have a random 40% chance of tripping and falling down

[fiery wave]

WHEN???

[inland mantle]

[dry pebble]

Chance increases around ledges

[thick coyote]

The Thongryn

[inland mantle]

Id buy

[somber stream]

No wai

[dry pebble]

then go havoc 40 immediatly

[inland mantle]

B-but there's no one on this time of day

[dry pebble]

THOU MUST

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cola-cat-cola-explosion-luma-ai-gif-12441479630905084027

[dry pebble]

im joking i was talking about the swim flippers challenge run

[gentle granite]

slingkini

[inland mantle]

Ill just bring havoc 0s into my H40 and see how fast we wipe

You wanted to join a H40 eh? wipes to first wave

[fiery wave]

[dry pebble]

that would be so funny to watch

why arent tidetubers doing this

[fiery wave]

Trip and falls and it rips.

[gentle granite]

I know james is protective of their ip, but I wish this game had a bit more fun

[somber stream]

That knowledge...

[inland mantle]

GW cant allow fun

[gentle granite]

:(

[inland mantle]

Breaks their shitty lore

[fiery wave]

I blame Tzeentch for it.

[gentle granite]

you know what else breaks their lore

[dry pebble]

new passive unlocked: suppress enemies by standing close to them after the thong ripped

[gentle granite]

4 zealots killing 8 plague ogryns in 20 minutes

[blissful kiln]

I think ainz did

t didn't go very well xdd

[dry pebble]

im gonna look it up

[inland mantle]

Damn if Ainz cant do it I surely cant

[fiery wave]

Mental damage per second if you stay long enough.

[blissful kiln]

not on YT, here in discord streams

[dry pebble]

darn

[sullen robin]

joined a 40 once and host wanted to bring an 11 clearance he held up surprisingly well

[dry pebble]

some are built different

[thick coyote]

"Emperor's Strength"

[inland mantle]

Strongest H11

[sullen robin]

this was old havoc tho

[somber stream]

Some are just stuck with god awesome teamates, can be very good players

[inland mantle]

Oh

[dry pebble]

was old havoc shit?

[inland mantle]

Super easy

[somber stream]

Old Havoc was easier

[sullen robin]

a lot easier

[inland mantle]

like maybe 2 bosses a run

[dry pebble]

Oh that explains it lol

[somber stream]

H25 these day = H35 back then

[fiery wave]

And you get stuck with the resident d100 player.

[inland mantle]

Just need horde clear and you win

Shooters hurt alot more but that's about it

[somber stream]

Not complaining

[thick coyote]

It was also shit

Pus Hardened Skin

[inland mantle]

True

[thick coyote]

The Blight Spreads

Fucking 8 Tox Bombers

[inland mantle]

Oh boi cant wait to run beacon on my zealot build...

[thick coyote]

I'll never forget the hotbox inside the Obscura Den

[dry pebble]

i stopped playing in unlocked and loaded and came back now with arbiter so i never saw this early havoc era

[inland mantle]

Such a worthless aura dont @ me

[sullen robin]

also ranks were insanely more diff play one hav 40 and boom now ur hav40 no ranking up or 1-3 at a time

[somber stream]

@inland mantle

[inland mantle]

Death

[fiery wave]

Or ehm, bottom barrel heresydamnation player. Though if I'm on my psyker, totally heresy.

[somber stream]

Decay

[sullen robin]

me running into a room to be face fucked my 23 pox bombers simultaneously kicking me

[somber stream]

Real ones enjoy Uprising

[thick coyote]

The shooters being oppressive af should come back as a havoc modifier

[elder hare]

that panic when you push attach a pox burster but it doesnt explode and one jumps from behind it immediately

[thick coyote]

[inland mantle]

Hell no

[sullen robin]

fading light 3 when

[fiery wave]

True. I can assail spam with impunity then.

[thick coyote]

Heavens yes

[gentle granite]

me going down to a single poxwalker on uprising (he was very sneaky)

[somber stream]

I will be using a voice changer today, i remember having one of those

Gonna emulate THE LEX

[sullen robin]

make scab gunners chest piece carapace like they did the ragers pus hardend red fading light 3

[feral wadi]

Is server down?

[inland mantle]

Yesn't

[fiery wave]

Illegal, banned, do not want another Maul.

[somber stream]

I forgor my password

[west urchin]

i just did a match on us-west then on us-east back to back, ok for me, connecting from western domestic us

[somber stream]

More like voice filter, like when vet use gas mask

Or that Arby face mask

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[dry pebble]

use a girl voice changer

for no reason

[feral wadi]

Weird, I manage to enter the Mourningstar as my arbites but the server immediately booted me out if I try to log in as my veteran.

[inland mantle]

Remember it ez

[feral wadi]

Veteran continue to suffer.

Fatshark plz

[somber stream]

Can't, i sound too cute

[inland mantle]

FS finally did it they removed vet

[fiery wave]

I don't need to.

[dry pebble]

You i know, i was talking to Licht

[thick coyote]

You see

[dry pebble]

But hes afraid he might end up liking it

[thick coyote]

What ha happened

Is that your vet had a panick attack upon seeing the Mourningstar lobby

[somber stream]

You can't hear your own voice

[thick coyote]

He locked out

[dry pebble]

not with that attitude

[inland mantle]

Vet scared of dogs it all makes sense now

[dry pebble]

It must be because their vet was Loose Canon and they saw a bunch of cops in the ship

Noped out

[somber stream]

Oh look, space marine voice

[inland mantle]

[inland mantle]

Cringe plus L

[somber stream]

Not saying i'd use it

[inland mantle]

Good

[dry pebble]

Use it to say lines from dawn of war

[feral wadi]

My vet is a loose cannon, so probably.

[somber stream]

Maybe i can use it to replace that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bit in the remastered trailer

[dry pebble]

see

[fiery wave]

I'm not playing with an SM, they are either Marty Stus or just loud and cringe.

[somber stream]

Based take

[inland mantle]

There is a 3rd option that comes with a pfp

[fiery wave]

You mean even louder and toxic.

[dry pebble]

Enlighten us about that option

[inland mantle]

Fully blown racist

[fiery wave]

Knew it.

[inland mantle]

Never trust a space marine pfp

[thick coyote]

Played too much Dog Waves when Fatshark went to vacations

😭

[inland mantle]

A dogtide if you may

🐶 🌊

[fiery wave]

4 dogs vs waves of dogs.

HRM.

[gentle granite]

do you know how little that narrows it down? FS is on vacation 5 months a year

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[fiery wave]

5? You mean 8, right?

[gentle granite]

8 months coming back from vacation

so progress is slow, please be patient

[inland mantle]

Their a small indie dev team after all

[dry pebble]

ignore the tencent shaped elephant in the room

[inland mantle]

Yes

[fiery wave]

They run the FOMO store only after all.

[somber stream]

I found the peak voice replacer
Mr. Meowington

[inland mantle]

🤨

[trail bramble]

buff recons

[gentle granite]

nerf toothpick

[inland mantle]

Their already in a decent spot just suck for cara like all las guns do

[thick coyote]

Yeah recons are

If you buff it breaks

If you nerf it's useless

[surreal ermine]

recons clearly need more ammo so vets can hold left click on pox hordes better

[inland mantle]

I paid for the ammo I'm using my ammo

[desert geyser]

in Darktide, I think the most shocking class that the Moebians must be most perplexed by are the Zealots

all the other Rejects (plus Arbites) have prior combat experience- either in the Astra Militarum, and in the case of the Psykers, the Seer has survived this long (a feat by itself), the Loner knows how to really survive in a Hive City, and the Savant knows how to navigate Hives and has prior combat experience.

But in the case of the Zealots, they’re just a bunch of fucking civilian hobos who are crazy enough to think they can take on an entire Nurglite Cult and an entire Traitor Guard regiment by themselves

[somber stream]

Install 3rd person mod, use the entire skin

[inland mantle]

Zealots just have alot of faith 🙂

And meth

Alot of that

[somber stream]

Mostly meth

[desert geyser]

it ranges between each personality, like a spectrum

far on the Meth side is the Fanatic, far on the Faith side is the Judge

[inland mantle]

All works out in the end

[desert geyser]

Agitator has enough meth in their system that they only have the occasional burst of lucidity

[dry pebble]

i've seen people talk before that maybe the Zealots come from the Frateris Militia

This at least explains the supposed combat training

[long trench]

Wolfer watching my methed out zealot two tap a Beast of Nurgle:

[desert geyser]

how the fuck does a Zealot two tap any of the bosses, my Zealot can only two tap up to, like, Ragers with his Relic Blade

[long trench]

Dueling sword with thurst and FOTF

[inland mantle]

Thammer can 1 tap DH

[thick coyote]

Zealots are just loyalist Ragers

[dry pebble]

The we need a traitor psyker enemy

[long trench]

Isnt that a DH

[surreal ermine]

wolfers heart attack when

[thick coyote]

Peak athletes with stimms

[inland mantle]

Soon 🪨

[thick coyote]

And lots of faith

[dry pebble]

daemonhosts arent necessarily psykers

but imagine the fart tornado cultist from VT2 in DT

something like that

[blissful kiln]

we need fart tornado cultists in dt

[inland mantle]

FS get on it

[fiery wave]

Fanatic is pure booze though.

[thick coyote]

Bro's literally alcohol fueled slaughter

[worn halo]

Booze ? more like 🍄

[outer spade]

How can, others know my asignment level, versus cler
Clearence level?

[lilac crag]

shrooms is judge

everyone points out his eyes being weird

dude is out of it as fuck

[sullen robin]

mods maybe

[thick coyote]

It'll always show your highest clearance on the side of your name

[candid holly]

anyone want to farm diamante?

[low hemlock]

Aren’t they just Traitor Flamers tho?

There’s a Female Zealot dialogue on that Flame Map Event:

“Ah~ dear Flames, You and I can achieve such great things together!”

[desert geyser]

"I SEE YE, SCUNNERS", Fanatic screams as they go into stealth mode and run faster than an Astartes at the Scab Sniper

[outer spade]

I have Clearence 21, maybe mods asignment level!

[worn halo]

[thick coyote]

Also yes

One of the zealots personality burned a whole hab block

It's a crazy feat for sho'

[blissful kiln]

so zealot = sienna?

based

[fiery wave]

XD

[low hemlock]

There’s also this dialogue:
BodyGuard Ogryn: “Not everything has to burn, no?”
Maul Arb: “Almost nothing, in fact.”
BG Ogryn: “Then why do Shouties always want to burn things?”
Maul Arb: “Because they are performative, not professional.”

[dry pebble]

Maul Arbiter speaking against violence?

Unbelievable

[low hemlock]

nah he just abswerin an Ogryn’s question of life

[thick coyote]

"It's for the message"

[low hemlock]

Glad Arbites are NICE to Ogryns unlike em SHOUTYZ

[sullen robin]

"unmastered gluttony.sentence, 10 solar rotations in the blocks"

[gaunt wind]

Purging heretics especially of the nurgle variety must be done with extreme prejudice so fire is absolutely necessary

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, fuck Nurgle.

[tired steeple]

I don’t like that

Don’t say that

[dry pebble]

i have my eye on you

[fiery wave]

@somber stream Am free now. Heh.

[little marten]

Wrong time to tab in

Any of you dorks played holdfast?

[somber stream]

FIGhnti

[lilac crag]

hello fellas

what are we up to

[dry pebble]

no good

[brazen pelican]

You good, mate?

[low hemlock]

So that would mean:
Vet = Traitor Gunner/Sniper
Zealot = Traitor Flamer/Bomber
Ogryn = Traitor Crusher/Bulwark/Reaper
Arbites = Traitor Trapper
Psykers = Traitor ????

[untold abyss]

I've been stuck at havoc 32 for weeks, feels like even the people who have cleared havoc 40 are struggling with my assigments atm

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[lilac crag]

dude is out there slugging it out with his clients

[little marten]

My havoc rank is 0 but in fairly sure a 40 is no problem

[lilac crag]

fight my goat, fight

[dry pebble]

I reckon bomber would be zealot solely because of the flame grenade and zealot can encompass the rager
Also see this is why vet needs a las volleygun and we need a traitor psyker special

[somber stream]

Was babysitting 2 Arbies with my lvl 19 Ogggy on heresy

[fiery wave]

Oh. Kay.

[somber stream]

Had a stroke

[dry pebble]

roleplaying as ogryn

what you guys think its the least used personality and why its male agitator zealot?

[warm junco]

Female professional

[dry pebble]

true, i've seen only one that i can remember

[long sigil]

why valheim slime boss look like nurgle?

funny

[dry pebble]

maybe its inspired

[brazen crypt]

I think I have come to the conclusion that arbiteez nuts is a class made for idiots

[blissful kiln]

I think in general, female characters are rarer

[brazen crypt]

It’s so fucking effortless lmao

[blissful kiln]

because they're ugly as nurgle in dt

[long sigil]

[blissful kiln]

the only female char I have is arby, because a) she's kerillian b) she has a helmet

xdd

[dry pebble]

i think it depends on the class, most psykers and zealots i see are female

And all female zealots are fanatic

70% of the male zealots are judges

[blissful kiln]

I don't think I ever see female psykers

[brazen crypt]

See then quite often, usually the brat

[dry pebble]

lmao its just too easy to perform good atm

[tired steeple]

Now that I’m like

Playing zealot more

[dry pebble]

the loner, right?

[tired steeple]

Man what a different class

[dry pebble]

zealot is fun

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[brazen crypt]

I did more damage, kills, and stuff like that on my own than my team combined on a sizable bong rip

[tired steeple]

Been loving it

Especially the weapons

[brazen crypt]

You can play this shit without hands

[dry pebble]

That toughness regen on arbies does wonders

[dry pebble]

wait until you test the crazy ass builds

[brazen crypt]

It’ll be nerfed soon I’m sure

It’ll be a case of warthunder premiums where they start out broken as fuck to sell them before balancing

[lilac crag]

not quite

[final herald]

Me watching the arbites pick up the grimoire (again) despite going down twice this mission (I'm going to barrel bomb them off the map)

[lilac crag]

they're probably not going to hit them very hard anywhere specific if at all

[brazen crypt]

They’d have to buff the other classes

[final herald]

Half the time prems come out underbaked though

[surreal ermine]

arbites on their way to spam all their shotgun ammo into a horde (it fucking works) (i am crying with no toughness)

[brazen crypt]

I mean let’s be real here there’s a bit of a gap between their capabilities

[lilac crag]

that's the conclusion of alot of ppl

vet tree needs a shake up
zealot needs a shake up
idk if psyker needs one but one would be nice

[surreal ermine]

oh boy helldivers balancing my favorite

[final herald]

Psyker needs one the least

Its vet > zel > psyker rn

[lilac crag]

yea pretty much

[brazen crypt]

Psyker is still a good damage pump but it needs a lot more effort for the same output as dog man

[dry pebble]

Psyker just needs a change in BB and a small nerf in flame staff

[final herald]

Thats the fault of them being glass lol

[dry pebble]

and a buff on other staffs also

[final herald]

If you gave psyker anything like arbi toughness cap with its current regen

Imagine

Untouchable

Matter fact
Give me passive toughness regen node based on peril or lack of peril

Lack of peril would be really fucking funny

[brazen crypt]

Or a blitz that’s just the kinetic shield from a sword. Remove the blessing and replace it with something more interesting

[tired steeple]

Is psyker being made of paper even balanced

[final herald]

You would "get" toughness for doing nothing

But doing nothing means you die

[tired steeple]

It doesn’t feel like it is

[dry pebble]

gun psyker would be the norm

[brazen pelican]

Ah, so no biggie. :3

[lilac crag]

not alot of people would find this agreeable but psyker toughness regen is alot more abundant

[final herald]

I use scriers on cooldown

[brazen crypt]

It makes sense seeing it’s some scrawny little schizophrenic man but it needs the damage output to make up for that I’d say

[final herald]

I see it more like "crack of bone" and stuff being more common

[dry pebble]

it is if he can do crazy damage, which only one playstyle can do currently

flamestaff

[final herald]

Psychic abilities very easily enhance physical ones

[blissful kiln]

he does a lot of damage and has bubble

[final herald]

In lore

[tired steeple]

I guess. Rogue trader allows you to be a melee tank psyker and while I don’t want that exactly, I feel we aren’t strong enough for the damage we take

Or well, they take

I’m not a psyker

[thick coyote]

Yes

You have some of the greatest buffs in the game

[tired steeple]

I guess bubble does make me feel almost immortal

[thick coyote]

For free

[blissful kiln]

also deflector and peril block

and empathetic evasion

[thick coyote]

Something must stop you

[tired steeple]

But I feel like I’m throwing if I use the other abilities

[thick coyote]

And even then they'll fail to stop you

[tired steeple]

Which is a shame cause I like those more

[final herald]

U gotta critmax

[tired steeple]

I’m glad headpop seems to be popular again though

[final herald]

Welcome to purgland

[tired steeple]

That’s fun

[final herald]

Psyker has 2 states

Almost immortal and "poxer hit me please help"

[thick coyote]

Low peril passive Regen would currently be dogshit

[brazen crypt]

Not taking your risperidone and spamming scriers gaze is still quite funny though

[thick coyote]

Everything good about peril is high peril

[tired steeple]

Now to be sure

To be absolutely sure

Because 1% of my brain is scaring me

[final herald]

Thats why I put "it would be funny" for low peril

[surreal ermine]

payker pissing his pants and crying the second one stray overhead smacks him (hes fucking dead)

[tired steeple]

Sciers Gaze can’t kill you yes?

You will not explode?

[dry pebble]

See, shriek isnt useless and isnt throwing, its just that flamestaff is cracked, because if the other staff atacks were more effective and built more peril and peril was harder to handle then shriek would see more used imo

[tired steeple]

Oh no I just suck ass at avoiding damage

[final herald]

But if you put it on high peril you reward it even more and it just ends up stacking with the already existing peril generation talents

[long trench]

It cannot kill you. In fact, it will save you from exploding if you use it at 100%

[tired steeple]

I think I’m good at the game but I’ve done some goofy shit

[thick coyote]

Scriers will build up to 100%
After reaching 100% you have a safety net of 1.5 seconds

If you have Warp Unbound, you have the 10 seconds plus the safety net iirc

[tired steeple]

I can clear a full horde with specials easily. Then the 3 remaining poxwalkers kill me cause I wasn’t paying attention

[final herald]

Its also that when teams bring a psyker they usually want the psyker to benefit the whole team

And while killing things does that

They also yap abt bubble

[dry pebble]

Shield is very valuable yeah

[final herald]

I have gotten to the point where I just ask immediately on joining

[lilac crag]

in conclusion
arbs shouldn't get nerfed

[final herald]

"Do u want bubble or trauma"

[lilac crag]

[tired steeple]

I just want the shotgun nerfed

That’s it

[final herald]

In what way

[tired steeple]

The maul is also a bit busted but I can live with it

[dry pebble]

less ammo

[thick coyote]

Why would they nerf mid

[final herald]

If you say range I want you filleted

[thick coyote]

[lilac crag]

it seems to be a common sentiment

ppl nono likey arby

[surreal ermine]

idk man arbs just feels like they do everything with ease

[tired steeple]

Make the range higher actually. Why? Because shotguns working like they did in cod and halo makes me wanna punch a horse and see if I can survive the hind leg kick

[lilac crag]

meanwhile it's a misdirected feeling cus most dt trees are outdated asf

they should tell fatshark to stop taxing vet 10 points

[final herald]

I hate stupid magic glitter shotguns

[tired steeple]

But just make it not an easy answer to all problems the game gives you

[final herald]

"The pellet has gone 10m. It is now confetti."

[tired steeple]

Yeah lol

First game I played with decent shotguns was siege

[final herald]

Didn't they nerf the shit out of those there

[tired steeple]

I dunno I haven’t played in

I was 17 and I’m 22 now

[modest flume]

Halo CE shotgun

[tired steeple]

I have math problems you’ll work it out

[modest flume]

Battlefield shotguns were always good too

[final herald]

Bf shotties go the other extreme

[tired steeple]

I don’t dislike shotguns being super close range cause for balancing reasons it makes sense

[final herald]

Where you get hit for full damage at lime 2km somehow

[tired steeple]

In halo they’re great

Even if they’re like, that trope

[modest flume]

But not just any Halo though, Halo CE specifically

[tired steeple]

Cause, again, balancing

[modest flume]

That is one of the best shotguns in gaming

[final herald]

Specifically bf2 I think

[tired steeple]

Mm I did remember shooting flood then meleeing them. That was a fun combo

[modest flume]

12 rounds, flashlight, lots of reserve ammo

[final herald]

I will continue using my long barrel fill choke 725 in MW2019

[modest flume]

You could shotgun/sniper reliably, or because it was CE, shotgun/pistol

[tired steeple]

Man CE was resist different than other halo games

Plasma pistols were like desert eagles

[final herald]

For shields maybe

Not for hp

[tired steeple]

*really different

Oh no that’s a later tbing

Plasma weaponry was just really strong in CE

[final herald]

You still got a better ttk out of doing the funny magnum swaps in like every halo

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwhPEjK7r2w

[final herald]

I don't like infinite though

:^/

[modest flume]

Anything you hit with the CE shotgun you could kill

[dry pebble]

if this is a shotgun discussion im gonna bring up my goat Killing Floor 2

[lilac crag]

no one is mentioning ready or not

[tired steeple]

My gf likes infinite

[lilac crag]

this is saddening me

[dry pebble]

i want to play ready or not

[tired steeple]

I played through the first 7 halo games recently

Expected 4 to be worse

It was pretty good

[modest flume]

If we're gonna talk about KF shotguns, then KF1 shotguns

[final herald]

Whats this showing me

[modest flume]

Double-barrel Scrake uppercutting

1-tapping even on HoE

[dry pebble]

i love soloing scrakes on support

[modest flume]

I love soloing everything on Support because it's fucking OP

More grenades, welding cheese, shotguns with their stupid penetration

[dry pebble]

KF 1 and 2 spoiled the shotgun lovers

lets not talk about 3

[gentle granite]

people can yap about my psyker loadout all they want, but I won't listen cause I can't read

[modest flume]

oh ew AI voice, my headset wasn't on

[dry pebble]

what loadout?

its a wound build isnt it

[inland mantle]

Marty pysker is based

[gentle granite]

scriers gaze, disrupt destiny, crit coherency, smite

[inland mantle]

Oh

[modest flume]

Skudie playing Psyker at 90 toughness:

[inland mantle]

[gentle granite]

these penances arent going to complete themselves

[dry pebble]

are you able to even stack Disrupt Destiny with smite?

[modest flume]

General rule of thumb: If people have the time and energy to complain and not have a solution, not worth listening to

[storm ember]

tried Lone Wolf as Arbitrator and I immediately got really depressed so i switched back

[gentle granite]

I didn't read the description

[modest flume]

[gentle granite]

[dry pebble]

colossal chad move

[tired steeple]

I’m doing zealot penances

[gentle granite]

zealot penances suck so bad

[tired steeple]

“There is only the abyss” is really weird

[gentle granite]

200 ranged backstabs with loner

[tired steeple]

I don’t really understand it

[gentle granite]

why

[tired steeple]

Yeah

I do not wanna use loner

I’m a team player

I stick with people

[inland mantle]

Forced to be a loner rip lil bro

[gentle granite]

every single time I use loner my fucking team sticks on me like flies on glue

it's insane

[dry pebble]

just trigger the talent and do as much damage as possible

[tired steeple]

I shout to give us all a toughness boost

Ooo it’s based off damage dealt

Okay thanks

I forgot the talent was like that

Man that free second chance is kinda insane

[modest flume]

Time to play with you and leave you aLONE

[dry pebble]

its a mandatory zealot pick

[tired steeple]

It fits zealot though

Yeah

That too

[gentle granite]

back in my day there was no healing cap on holy revenant

heal to full on one hammer swing

[dry pebble]

holy shit

doom slayer moment

[final herald]

Honestly quite incredible

[gentle granite]

it was so fun

[warm junco]

yeah, good days

[final herald]

If thay was a keystone it would be okay
But it aint, its just nodes you can take

[modest flume]

Old IJ

[warm junco]

with the penance

[tired steeple]

Oh yeH

I managed to

RUN OUT

Of diamantine

[dry pebble]

fatshark please hear this and replace martyrdom

i dont want to do the penance

[modest flume]

Back to the Auric mines for you

[drowsy lynx]

That feeling of relief when you were low hp with a thammer and the plogryn shows up for you to heal off of

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[inland mantle]

Marty isnt bad

[tired steeple]

Oh well I haven’t played my vet normally in a while

[inland mantle]

Fun with the right weapons

[gentle granite]

"thank god, a walking health pack"

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[tired steeple]

That’ll be fun at least

[thick coyote]

[gentle granite]

getting hit on purpose so you could heal to full

[thick coyote]

Don't touch my Martyrdom

[tired steeple]

Able to actually… play the class normally and not killing 2500 enemies with sharpshooter

[modest flume]

I play my Zealot 3/4ths Martyr

[thick coyote]

[dry pebble]

i know martyrdom isnt bad, i just dont like it

[inland mantle]

Wound maxing with this one

[brazen pelican]

Got a really bad migraine so I read that as "I play my 3rd and 4th Zealot with Martyr".

[inland mantle]

No i dont want heals stop pinging

[drowsy lynx]

That walking embodiment of disease may as well have been the fountain of youth to og zealot

[modest flume]

I hope you feel better soon

[thick coyote]

"Just get in the elevator already"

[brazen pelican]

It's all good, I still have about 35% of my vision.

[gentle granite]

with arbites the way it is they could rerelease og zealot and be fine

[modest flume]

Time to make that 100%

[dry pebble]

stop looking at screens Neuro

[brazen pelican]

Water, painkillers and caffeine. Might do the trick. :3

[dry pebble]

and i say that as someone with chronic migraines

[gentle granite]

immortal knife build isnt strong compared to any random arbites talent picks

[brazen pelican]

Never!

[drowsy lynx]

Just have the hive respawn you at that point

[brazen pelican]

Hive Mind said we're out of biomass. Off to the ration storage I go.

[tired steeple]

I’m only using martyrdom for the penances

[dry pebble]

i dont want to build wound curios boss

dont make me grind the martyrdom penance

[inland mantle]

Fury brained 😔

[tired steeple]

…. Wait do I need more wounds for it to work

[dry pebble]

it would be good if you did

[tired steeple]

I ONLY HAVE 2

[inland mantle]

F

[dry pebble]

or else youre working with one wound

[tired steeple]

THATS WHY IT WAS SO BAD

[gentle granite]

the only zealot penances I still have left are loner backstabs, shroudfield stuff, and blades because I hate using blades

[tired steeple]

okay well I’ll buy a curio next time I’m playing

The blades seem like something a try harde would use only to realise they’re shite

[brazen pelican]

Loner backstab one... In the words of TTS Papa Smurf: "It FAHKING SSSSSUCKS!"

[inland mantle]

But the throwing knifes are hella good 💀

[rose spire]

can someone explain to me how havoc works

[modest flume]

I played a Clandestium match with this absolutely toxic Ogryn and Psyker buddy, once. We got to the first medicae, and because I was on Martyrdom, I purposely skipped the heals. They then mocked me for not taking the heals, something along the lines of "oh he was just staring at it and ignored it." I was like "ok so you're supposed to heal on martyrdom? gotcha" and the Ogryn responded with "Yeah, when you don't want to be a detriment to the team."

The 4th players, also a Psyker, and myself went down but those 2 idiots stayed up and we ended waiting like 10 minutes for them to drop down because "don't worry you can start the event, and then we will continue the game". Eventually they dropped down, and we started the event.

Ogryn died like 2 times that game and just left after the second. You know who revived him? Me, with only 1 down that whole match (I'm a shitty Zealot)

Mind you he was like level 1,840~

[gentle granite]

"get ranged backstab kills"
ranged: turns around

[dry pebble]

same here but i also have all the grenade penances on zealot because all of them suck ass (except blades)

[gentle granite]

STOP LOOKING AT ME

STOP COMING NEAR ME

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[rose spire]

Does the ranged enemy not count if they bring out their like

Weapon

[tired steeple]

How the balls am I gonna get that stun grenade penance

[inland mantle]

Always the toxic players that suck lmao

[rose spire]

mortis

[tired steeple]

Yeah true thanks

[brazen pelican]

I also tried getting the Excise Vault penance in pubs. Trying to get three people to read the chat and not just instantly pop the first one in was close to impossible.

[tired steeple]

Mortis has been a god send for penances honestly

[modest flume]

Bro he was using Club + Rumbler, even pre-rework those were decent

[inland mantle]

Damn

[gentle granite]

I still need to do those

[tired steeple]

I completed a penance for not firing my gun once and I… didn’t know it was even a thing

[dry pebble]

bro didnt even know what he was waffling about

[inland mantle]

👀

[rose spire]

that sounds literally impossible

[dry pebble]

imagine pressuring a martyrdom zealot to heal

[brazen pelican]

I ended up doing it with some irl friends. Was the easiest penance ever.

[modest flume]

I've encountered them like 2 more times afterwards, and every time they see me they immediately leave the match, no words

[rose spire]

Yeah a lot of penances feel friend locked

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[rose spire]

Especially the private games ones which i literally can’t do

[tired steeple]

I had to get my gf to play her zealot to help me with “on overwatch”

[brazen pelican]

That's like getting an idiot to avoid you in Overwatch. You're just happy about it.

[thick coyote]

Yeah the armor doesn't look that good though

[dry pebble]

Goobers, they could just say sorry instead of living with the shame

[thick coyote]

However

It's very unique

Also throwing knives are good

[rose spire]

I can’t play with anyone bc they don’t have the game

i’ll eventually just find a 4 stack in this server who want to do penances when i reach the end of all i can do alone

[thick coyote]

One shot headshot

[modest flume]

Ogryn went down, picked him up, eventually died, revived him, died again, just dipped

smfh

[inland mantle]

LFG chat can help with those

[tired steeple]

Yeah there should be people here

[inland mantle]

Not always but can

[dry pebble]

And he was playing ogryn!

[brazen pelican]

If I have the time, I am all for helping people with penances.

[tired steeple]

I’m probably gonna use this server for havoc games

[rose spire]

I’m proud to say i did on overwatch alone

[tired steeple]

Aw hardcore

[thick coyote]

You can even do the silly throwing knife one shot crushers

[rose spire]

That would be nice at some point

[inland mantle]

Uncanny maxing

[modest flume]

I don't remember pre or post rework Ogryn but if you had 1800 levels on Ogryn then you should know what you are doing

[brazen pelican]

Got a visitor until next week. But after that I'd love to help if you've not gotten it yet. :3

[modest flume]

Hell my individual character levels are barely over 500 but I'm at 1800 hours, so it's just divided between characters

[inland mantle]

me whos level 1.9k on zealot...

Zealot brained what can I say

[modest flume]

I'm sorry, my condolences

[inland mantle]

Would be higher if I played less havocs

[tired steeple]

How are you guys getting to levels above 30

[inland mantle]

True level mod

[rose spire]

how do you see ur hidden level

True level

whtv

[dry pebble]

i love losing my 20 minute On Overwatch run to a guy blowing up a barrel i was walking by

[tired steeple]

Ohh

[brazen pelican]

We have a saying in Sweden that fits a ton of people online. It roughly translates to "Empty barrels rattle the most."

[inland mantle]

But funny crusher marty build or as I named it Bonk Max

[tired steeple]

Saw that helldiver emote and thought it was rookie from halo 3 odst

[modest flume]

I don't know who is here who saw what I posted a few days ago, where I said "anyone I don't like I just straight up ignore"

This is a perfect example of that

[tight heath]

Hey darktide ppl I have a question, so I’m drawing the asgore runs over Dess except it’s darktide, should I do rannick driving over wolfer?

[tired steeple]

… yeah

[inland mantle]

Yes

[tired steeple]

I think you should

[tight heath]

It’s either gonna be rannick and wolfer or the rejects w the twins

[digital tundra]

Morrow running down Wolfer

[inland mantle]

Damn both sound good

[gentle granite]

make rannick and wolfer kiss

[tired steeple]

Morrow’s the one who knows him most. Second only to zola

[digital tundra]

^

[tired steeple]

But it’s up to you at the end of the day

[tight heath]

I’ve already drawn rannick pregnant with wolfers baby, I am not allowed to post it here tho according to the mods

😔

[brazen pelican]

I approve this message.

[tired steeple]

WHAT

[lilac crag]

???????????????

[tight heath]

Did I stutter

[lilac crag]

you are so fucking goated my guy

[inland mantle]

Too powerful

[tired steeple]

This is why I love the internet

[digital tundra]

Thank you for your contribution to art, sir/ma'am

[viscid meteor]

😔 reading general for 0.002 seconds and I see this

[tired steeple]

I also hate it and think it should be removed from human life

But still

[lilac crag]

ITS THE VOICELINES GUY!!!!

[gentle granite]

fatshark releasing pregnant skins when?

[marsh iris]

[tired steeple]

Thinking of Morrow saying “no cap rejects” and it just isn’t forming in my mind

[marsh iris]

degeneral chat

[tired steeple]

I don’t have aphantasia I just don’t have a mental image of that

[tight heath]

If you wanna see dm me

[inland mantle]

Kinda have too

[lilac crag]

the devil's invitation type shit

I love gen chat

[marsh iris]

cap morrow

papowww

[dry pebble]

and we love you back random citizen

[modest flume]

I genuinely do not want to see it, but you made the effort to make this.. "picture", and I will respect that

Emperor guide me

[tired steeple]

Is your pfp that zenless girl

My gf just got her

[gentle granite]

3 years waiting on fs to release a single skin that looks like it vaguely has boobs instead of just using the man torso

I'm going to go insane

[tired steeple]

Are you expecting anything seductive in a 40k game

[final herald]

Whar

[tight heath]

Gooner

[inland mantle]

Can confirm it's a work of art

[gentle granite]

I didnt say seductive

[lilac crag]

it is indeed

[gentle granite]

I said not a man

[modest flume]

No time for boobs when we have to fight for our lives 16 hours a day

[lilac crag]

I am yuzuha from zenless zone zero

[marsh iris]

one sex fits all ahh skins

[final herald]

Just put it in his accent

Ez

[dry pebble]

there is a whole god about this

[tired steeple]

None of our rejects are ever having children

[tight heath]

Anyways I’m gonna go draw morrow running over wolfer w a truck

[modest flume]

Thanks, you too

[tight heath]

Goodbye

[tired steeple]

Have fun

[dry pebble]

draw the truck pregnant

[tight heath]

Me and hadron gonna have a baby (I’m the mother)

[lilac crag]

we need to kill this guy

[tired steeple]

Honestly that’s the most realistic way that could happen

You aren’t getting that refrigerator pregnant

[tight heath]

I’m a man.

[marsh iris]

tuck the truck

[tired steeple]

Still

[dry pebble]

i cnat wriet

[tired steeple]

You have organs. She has wires. It’s more likely

[modest flume]

Unironically this guy is making the most enemies due to the people who thirst over Hadron

[tired steeple]

Why am I saying these things

[tight heath]

Just cause men can’t get pregnant doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try
#keep-plapping

[lilac crag]

I wouldn't put it past 40k to have male pregnancy

[tired steeple]

The 41st millennium is full of possibilities

[digital tundra]

Hadron Mpreg arc....

[marsh iris]

you guys think wolfer tucks his moebs at night to sleep?

[inland mantle]

Learn how to unread ez

[little marten]

Lmao

[modest flume]

"Oh, I'm a man, I can't get pregnant." "Have you tried? Have you really tried?"

I gotta find that video hold on

[gentle granite]

"varlet, you are in your second trimester. Do NOT skip inspection."

[inland mantle]

Cant type a response if you dont know what people are saying

[tired steeple]

Strike hard and strike with precision!

[tight heath]

If I’m not supposed to get pregnant how come I have such luscious child bearing hips

[dry pebble]

inb4 hadron just operates on you emotionless and implants a mecha womb where you generete a 2TB Seagate hard disk drive over the course of 36 months

[lilac crag]

😭

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0byKD-4iFn0&pp=ygUoZG8geW91IGxhY2sgdmlzaW9uIG9yIGRvIHlvdSBsYWNrIHZpc2lvbg%3D%3D

[little marten]

Bit heretical in here

[inland mantle]

Always is

[tired steeple]

Heresy grows from idleness

And I’m a fat bastard

[digital tundra]

"Varlet, I expect you to deliver this baby post-haste once your third trimester is over. Understand? Must I use smaller words to make sure you do?"

[tired steeple]

Hadron the type of mother who’s children call her by her first name ngl

[tight heath]

-admonition

[dry pebble]

hadron the type of mother to immediatly get an abortion tbh

[digital tundra]

True tbh

[dry pebble]

toaster hag clanker, get the sefoni stans in chat

[gentle granite]

"Varlet, meow :3 I'm a kitty cat hadron"

[tired steeple]

I’m attracted to 0 people in this game but I’m glad you’re all having fun

[inland mantle]

Kayex and only Kayex around these parts

[lilac crag]

we really need to have spray bottles around here

[orchid skiff]

sefoni loves you ! muah

[tired steeple]

Thanks sefoni

Cannot say the same

[modest flume]

Both

[gentle granite]

btw

[tight heath]

I need one last group opinion, so morrow has a bobble head on his truck, should the bobble head be:
zola
rannick

[inland mantle]

Pre servitors 🗣️

[dry pebble]

Brunt

[final herald]

Brunt

Dammit

[dry pebble]

ha

[gentle granite]

why does sefoni moan when you clear waves in mortis?

[marsh iris]

gonna go clean myself up in darktide

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[lilac crag]

it should be a world eater cause he killed one

[final herald]

Cause it feels good

Duh

[dry pebble]

shes into guro

[inland mantle]

Ez

[final herald]

[tired steeple]

It causes cocomelon to play in her vision

And she’s like an ipad kid

Idk what do kids watch now

[modest flume]

"Now go, my little pre-servitors. Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive meeee.. the 16 digiT number on your.. cRRRRRRRRRRRRRRediT caRRRRd, followed by theeeeee threeeee digiT coDe on the bacK."

[tired steeple]

Tung tung sahur?

[tight heath]

Ight bet drawing brunt rn

[final herald]

Nah bro imagine controlling all that shit at once and then you let go of it all at the same time

[drowsy prawn]

That moan is sus af

[final herald]

Shit I'd moan too

[digital tundra]

Brunt but shaped like a blunt

[tired steeple]

Yeah she just takes a satisfying shit

[final herald]

Bruh

[tight heath]

Sefoni could get me pregnant w warp magic

[tired steeple]

Nothing lewd she just finally got to use the bathroom

[tight heath]

[modest flume]

Don't be racist, he's just Scottish

[final herald]

Who moans when-

[orchid skiff]

I...

[modest flume]

Scots are people too

[tight heath]

Corpse starch does that

[final herald]

Slaanesh is here bro I need her dead

[inland mantle]

Death

[dry pebble]

of course youre responding to this

[drowsy prawn]

there's no tube connected to her butt, does she just shit in her tank 🤔

[tired steeple]

I don’t moan but when I take a big shit I go like “let’s go!”

[gentle granite]

using a navigator to see which days you're most breedable on

[orchid skiff]

That's a lot of pregnancy talk do you want to reveal something

[digital tundra]

No, just make the bobble head be a blunt but its Brunt shaped!

[tight heath]

When I take a big shit I call swagger

[dry pebble]

continue the question

[tired steeple]

Honestly she’s a powerful psyker. She probably just teleports it out of her intestines

[modest flume]

In the grim dark future, Space Britain still hates Scots, and the hatred is reciprocated

[orchid skiff]

He is talking to me you dumb mf??

[storm ember]

hadron

[obtuse oak]

What the fuck

[tired steeple]

Hello moderator

[gentle granite]

hello moderator

[lilac crag]

hello moderator

[digital tundra]

Hello moderator

[inland mantle]

Hi Hank

[obtuse oak]

Actually I'm not even surprised.

[dry pebble]

AND YOURE LETTING HIM KEEP GOING

[storm ember]

hello moderator

[orchid skiff]

it would be rude to edge him

[obtuse oak]

Hello everyone, are you all doing well?