general-chat

[round mica]

real gigachads use north star

[tawny grail]

You're going on the black ships

[round mica]

and haters will disagree

[somber stream]

Nuh uh, Monarch fo life

[elder stone]

Have you guys played teardown

[modest flume]

Me, who plays TF2, thinking that you're referring to Team Fortress 2, and going "What campaign? When?

[low barn]

Go to a Restaurant where the Chef has fun in making These.
I have a small diner here where the Chef, Patrick, is a butcher too.
Patricks Special has a 360 Gramm Patty. His Burgers are godly

[round mica]

silly destruction game

[elder stone]

We love multi-year no update droughts only to receive a lame cosmetic

[elder stone]

Yes

[round mica]

it’s alright, fun for like 10 minutes then it gets boring

[modest flume]

That's why we're at like 50k concurrent players, because it's true

[tawny grail]

Play QWTF, same 3 map rotation for years

[round mica]

i have a funny clip i took from it

[elder stone]

I put 237 hours into teardown and quit after saber bought them

[brazen pelican]

360 grams? Fuck me.

[supple thorn]

Sounds like a good time.

[somber stream]

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[elder stone]

Uhhhh okay

[somber stream]

It's okay Loosh, it's an expression, which i use often as well

[low barn]

Yeah. Thats the Second biggest size they have.
Biggest is 800

I wont fuck you tho... Dont know you well enough yet.
At a later Date maybe...

[stoic dune]

is there no poxburster damage reduction on curio? curious...

[somber stream]

The entire server is secretly gay i swear

[modest flume]

Doesn't bomber resistance affect poxburster damage?

I remember seeing that here somewhere

[brazen pelican]

Doing a shit job if it's an attempt to make it a secret.

[stoic dune]

that would be insane, especially for noobs

[digital tundra]

Whaddya mean, we love women too! That means we're one of the straightest servers out there!

[somber stream]

we love women too
Straightest

Pick one

[supple thorn]

When I'm drunk enough, sure.

[elder stone]

That would include you

[lilac crag]

my love language is a duel to the death

[somber stream]

Duck turn to swan, granted you're drunk enough

[somber stream]

I alone, am straight

[low barn]

Sometimes its hard to make out the difference in certain circumstances

[elder stone]

“On everybody’s soul except mine”

[elder stone]

I’ll take the honor of the deed
(W interception)

[low barn]

Good that i dont have one

[supple thorn]

I mean, you arent wrong. I told the skaven man id fuck him. Was hilarious, got Loosh going too.

[somber stream]

The rat must know this

[low barn]

Be my guest

[supple thorn]

He does, actively tried to deny it. Told him i was a power bottom.

[elder stone]

Woah woah woah woah

What I do

[somber stream]

Let me just google that real quick

Okay i see

I see

[elder stone]

Why does nobody here know what a power bottom is

[round mica]

because not everyone is a filthy jezebel

[lilac crag]

'course you'd know everything about being a bottom

[round mica]

[supple thorn]

I was drunk, messing with the skaven. Said that when i get trashed, everyone was fair game. You were talking about some list. Thats all i remember really.

[supple thorn]

Not cultured enough.

[round mica]

we know you’re trying to

[somber stream]

xD

[supple thorn]

daaaaaaaamn

[round mica]

insert dab emoji

[elder stone]

Blah blah take my load blah blah

[digital tundra]

No

[round mica]

might aswell rename gen chat zealot chat

[somber stream]

No please

[supple thorn]

I guess i dont catch it at the right time. Never see this level of stuff there.

[somber stream]

I want to be a degenerate, without getting branded as one

[lilac crag]

licht dies if this happens

[brazen pelican]

The struggle is real.

[somber stream]

fr

[low barn]

I have to say tho Ogryn...
That one was a piece of art

[elder stone]

Freakazilla

[supple thorn]

Again, its said in your name. To be expected.

[lilac crag]

I know who would fit this name

[elder stone]

Blah blah blah imma top you bro!!

[lilac crag]

get away from me you geek

[elder stone]

[lilac crag]

I'll kick you like a fuxking soccer ball

[somber stream]

Wait, Alex. How old art thee?

[lilac crag]

it's in my bio man

I'm 18

[elder stone]

18 luckily

I am not stupid Licht

[somber stream]

Sounds the part

[low barn]

You know what im interested in?
Where is everyone? I Always See the Same peeps in Here...

[somber stream]

Carry on then

[round mica]

currently in my living room

eating popeyes

[lilac crag]

on this front, no

but you are stupid mathematically proven... owned...

[somber stream]

Kid has a 4.0 GPA, he's smart sometimes

[elder stone]

On a vessel to the Antarctic

[low barn]

The Ogryn owned better

[round mica]

joining back with your fellow penguin bretheren

[supple thorn]

See, i didnt know when i was slinging around alcohol. Now i know not to.

[elder stone]

Minors

[storm ember]

Finally bought the Arbites DLC after selling off my $40 TF2 hat. Named myself and my dog something unique instead of Judge Dredd or He's Reaching

[lilac crag]

it's important in order for all of us to bond

that we fight with pool noodles

I am a competitive pool noodle fighter

[round mica]

i’ll line my pool noodle with barbwire

[lilac crag]

uncreative
use an eel

[round mica]

i’m not going with creativity

[somber stream]

Is this pool noodle another american slang for an ultra gay activity

[round mica]

i’m going with pain and suffering

[low barn]

Welcome. Now get These Heretics

[elder stone]

I only know of sword fighting

[lilac crag]

like the thing you have at pools

j am not American

[round mica]

you think licht goes near the water?

you’re a fool

[elder stone]

Licht is a kittygirl

[lilac crag]

no one is scared of water except Lucy

[stoic dune]

according to wiki, burster do 1400 dmg and sniper 500. lol

[somber stream]

I swim once a year, mind

[stoic dune]

i've never seen a burster oneshot anyonme from max hp

[round mica]

the annual shower of licht

[blissful kiln]

burster doesn't do 1400 dmg

xdd

[stoic dune]

i usually take equal dmg from bursters and snipers. go from max toughness to losing 50 hp

[somber stream]

Swim, not shower block head

[low barn]

Definetely not

[blissful kiln]

but it should

[round mica]

i’m shocked you know the difference

[lilac crag]

can you do a back-lit unsertwater

flip

I CANT TYPE

[round mica]

licht don’t be name calling you can’t even butterfly stroke

[elder stone]

black-lit unsertwater flip

An ancient Egyptian technique

[somber stream]

I can do 4 types of swim

[round mica]

not gonna take this nonsense from a person who can’t swim

[lilac crag]

MK11 1v1 me right now

[somber stream]

Butterfly, frog, dolphin and dog lol

[lilac crag]

I'll beat your ass

[low barn]

I mean... Sniper Hits your head... So it does Sense it oneshots you

[round mica]

no Michael phelps?

weak

[elder stone]

I don’t play MK

[somber stream]

Unfortunately, no

[lilac crag]

:(

why are u mean

[elder stone]

1v1 Siege Oregon no Shotguns

[supple thorn]

What if it wasnt meant to be MK?

[lilac crag]

I don't play siege

[round mica]

smoke only

[low barn]

I cant swim.
Bone density does not allow that

[somber stream]

Euro?

[elder stone]

Romanian

[lilac crag]

I am not Romanian

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

I thought you were?

[somber stream]

He sounds West

[lilac crag]

you heard my voice?

[somber stream]

...Fr*nch?

[round mica]

romanians trying not to launder money challenge

[elder stone]

Irishman leaves a car in Romania

Can the Romanians strip the car before it explodes?

[round mica]

impossible

[low barn]

Am not American either

[somber stream]

No the way you phrase your text

[lilac crag]

I'm not sure what's more offensive
the slur or that you used it against me

[elder stone]

Parisian

[round mica]

oh god

the ||french||

[low barn]

German?

[round mica]

oh my bad

[mossy hound]

hi srry to bother but how do i find my join id ingame

[somber stream]

Okay so not French

[elder stone]

Probably Lithuanian

[lilac crag]

meh close

[round mica]

i love lithuanian batteries

[lilac crag]

you're scaring me

[round mica]

they last a decent amount of time

[somber stream]

...Belgian?

[low barn]

Switzerland?

[round mica]

finnish

[somber stream]

That's

[round mica]

tho they don’t exist

[somber stream]

As far as it could from Germany

[little marten]

🇵🇱

[lilac crag]

because loosh is a dweeb

and doesn't know the word "privacy"

[round mica]

what’s your point

[lilac crag]

I must confess I am Romanian indeed

[low barn]

[round mica]

you’re a liar

you fooled these people

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

I wasn’t aware that it was such personal information

That’s my bad

[lilac crag]

some people go rabid over nationality

[elder stone]

Tru

[somber stream]

Bamboozled

[lilac crag]

if I make fun of someone it's gonna be cus of their behavior not cus they're from a country with a stereotype

unless the French

[little marten]

🚨

[elder stone]

But everyone here is either French or Wannabe-Bavarian so nationality is irrelevant

[low barn]

My rage rn... For being fooled...

[somber stream]

Nah we'll make fun of you a lot, but we'll still treat you as human

[round mica]

i make fun of everyone

[low barn]

I will NOT FORGET this!

[lilac crag]

do not forget that I am mischevious and never up to any good

[round mica]

bro is the loki of discord

[elder stone]

Bucharest mindset

[lilac crag]

my feats include ragebaiting the helldiver dev team

until they buffed my fav shit

[elder stone]

Helldivers discord banned me

[little marten]

Ragebaiting is kinda childish no?

[somber stream]

He's 18

[round mica]

you have to actively try and get yourself banned, what did you do?

[elder stone]

I told someone I would put a womb in them

[lilac crag]

I've seen actual erp in the chats

[low barn]

Actively tried and get herself banned

[lilac crag]

you have been discriminated

[somber stream]

Not really, try and say Pride is politic, straight ban, no question asked

[elder stone]

Yeah sounds about right for HD2 discord

[lilac crag]

anyway I made the devs buff my beloved weapon

[round mica]

i don’t wanna be banned from another gaming server

[lilac crag]

my dearest recoiless

because I kept insisting that they don't know the damage numbers on the thing way back when you had to headshot chargers to kill them

[tawny grail]

Trying to stir the pot about pride sounds like a decent reason to catch a ban

[round mica]

i already got banned from the DRG server for saying pewdiepie is racist and people didn’t like it

[grand reef]

do auric maelstroms give more plasteel/diamondite than normal auric?

[little marten]

Let the proud have pride

[blissful kiln]

inside you are two wolves

[somber stream]

Don't even need to stir anything, you could be an outsider, simply chip in your view

[low barn]

Gonna snooze now

[somber stream]

Boom, banned

[little marten]

There’s a thumb in me

[lilac crag]

" I am made of stone, I bow to none "

[tawny grail]

Nobody asked for your view on pride

[lilac crag]

[supple thorn]

Dare i ask?

[blissful kiln]

surely other unsolicited political opinions are equally bannable, right?

xdd

[little marten]

Probably best we leave it as is

[somber stream]

So it's something absolute that shouldn't be questioned then? You'd fit there

[lilac crag]

I welcome his view on pride actually

good on you licht

[elder stone]

||DO NOT GOOGLE THE FIRST DEADLY SIN||🤫

[tawny grail]

Sorry I mean "their" view in your scenario

[blissful kiln]

oh deadly sins are from that anime, right?

[little marten]

I think the issue is that the internet and its cretins have made it an inflammatory topic

[tawny grail]

Nobody wants the "just asking questions" shit

[round mica]

if you wanna see some real sad shit, look at the sea of thieves discord when they change the logo to a pride one

all the butthurt people come out

[lilac crag]

we couldn't have loosh here if we weren't accepting

shoutout my goat

[elder stone]

I’m not gay I’ve had a girlfriend

[lilac crag]

I know what you are

[blissful kiln]

so did ricky martin

[little marten]

My wife’s boyfriend supports it so so do I

[round mica]

LMAO

we got sneako in the chat

[elder stone]

Does he let you watch

[little marten]

If I wanted but the switch 2 he bought me is more engaging atm

[elder stone]

Valid

[somber stream]

Worth

[supple thorn]

Damn

[elder stone]

I’ll buy you the new Pokémon game to be her second boyfriend

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[lilac crag]

I know the gif but I'm still gonna make fun of you

also @elder stone @somber stream let's play darktide before I sober up

[little marten]

Nice of you to assume I make those decisions

[elder stone]

I will be home soon

[lilac crag]

how soon

[shrewd summit]

Do people not know what a zealot martyrdom build is 😭

I keep getting yelled at to heal or people randomly cleansing me when I’m intentionally vibin with one bar of health the whole game. I’m not going down at all so idk why some of y’all are mad 😭😭😭😭😭

[elder stone]

In due time

[somber stream]

I can't right now, will be going out in bit to get some stuff, then straight to bed

[shrewd summit]

I just want my stacksssss

[supple thorn]

You sober up as i start getting trashed.

[blissful kiln]

what difficulty are you playing?

yeah I imagine a lot of people don't

[round mica]

ignore them and then change to a better build

ez

[lilac crag]

yea

[lilac crag]

while j don't think anyone rational would force you to heal yourself on a Marty build you can play Marty without staying at extremely low health

[tawny grail]

When I run into it the zealot usually just says "Martyrdom build" in chat and that's that

[shrewd summit]

lol why would I change it? I just made it

[round mica]

i’m sure the 7 wound slots wouldn’t give it away either

[elder stone]

I am currently in the fields of Eastern Europe drying through a minefield

[tawny grail]

Sometimes people don't know, and then you tell them, and then they know

[shrewd summit]

I’m going for the penance

[tawny grail]

[lilac crag]

which one? just a flesh wound? or the stacks one?

[little marten]

It’s not even martyrdom if you don’t die

[shrewd summit]

3 stacks

[tawny grail]

Meanwhile I'm like "Where can I put this health kit that doesn't fuck up the martyrdom zealot"

[lilac crag]

oh just type in chat " hi I'm doing the penance don't heal me plz " and u should be ok

[shrewd summit]

You the real mvp

[shrewd summit]

It’s hard to type on controller mid match lol takes forever

[tawny grail]

They never care, they're like "wherever I'll just run around it"

[low barn]

Then Tell them...
Like, not everyone is so invested that they can Spot it right away...
And i am too busy to read the Lex than to read minds

[tawny grail]

Sometimes people are just perverts for lots of wounds

[little marten]

How do I find these Darktide games where people communicate in any way other than an occasional gg at the end

[round mica]

wound maxxing

[little marten]

Because I want to keep avoiding them 💀

[shrewd summit]

Or…hear me out…if I’m not going down, leave me alone ? Lol if I’m at the same health state the entire game and I haven’t healed once, why continue to harass me about healing

[supple thorn]

You're asking for a lot.

[tawny grail]

I always keep 3 so I can eat it once without getting an annoying screen effect :D

[blissful kiln]

doesn't matter when your whole bar is corrupted anyway

thinkaboutit

[lilac crag]

that's fair

I keep my keyboard plugged to my ps5 whenever I need to type quick

if u have one too I would suggest it to make typing faster

[round mica]

honestly this sounds like a unique scenario, i’ve never seen someone get yelled at to heal

[tawny grail]

Usually you don't need to say anything beyond marking and some cheering

[round mica]

you must be finding some real specimens

[shrewd summit]

Literally me either, It’s weird as hell lol I just put this build on today because NewtypeBTW finally shared it and just vibin

[low barn]

Yes. But i will give you a Stim if i have one, cause i am a Helper when i dont know. Its a Team Game after all...

[tawny grail]

I also do voice responses to enemy special voice lines
"Did someone call for whatever"
"No!"

[little marten]

Is the servers really that fucked up I was gonna hop on at some point

[round mica]

mug is typing a paragraph

what do you want mug

[stoic mirage]

im logged in rn. u guys having issues?

[lilac crag]

if u really want to get the penance done quickly without being bothered you could nab some ppl from here

[low barn]

Say hi probably

[west urchin]

Unfortunately, kernel-power errors are made on boot up, when windows is like 'oh shit, what happened?' and doesn't really help us. Just appmodel-runtime is kinda vague, if it's an attributed error it'll have something called a GUID (Globally Unique Identifier). In the event viewer, if you find something, when you click it to look at it, at the top of the info panel there's a general and details tabs, click details tab and expand the system branch, GUID should be near the top along with other neat hints to help you figure out what it is. I'm like in and out today so I can't really help more rn 🙏 good luck!

[round mica]

you get 1 error code and we thinkin the servers are busted

[shrewd summit]

I don’t have one but I’ve been thinking about getting one for this specifically. I play enough to warrant it

[somber stream]

Holy shit

[stoic mirage]

tbf 80% of the time the are busted

[little marten]

Kinda respect getting called out on writing a paragraph and then following through - I won’t read it tho I’m afraid

[round mica]

i’m sorry this happened to you

or congratulations

or idk

[lilac crag]

guys it's not even that long of a paragraph

cmon

[shrewd summit]

I’m almost done 🙂 I’m at 700 out of 1000 in 3 matches so I think next one should be the winner

[little marten]

It’s the principle of the call out

[lilac crag]

nice!!! good job gamer

[somber stream]

We trollin, is k

[round mica]

can someone TLDR this for me?

[lilac crag]

yo mama.

[stoic mirage]

g i n e t l o a p

[lilac crag]

[elder stone]

His computer is touching itself

[round mica]

ohhhhh

okay

thank you

[elder stone]

Yep

[round mica]

also hello mug how’re you today

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[round mica]

getting RoN?

[elder stone]

Hello lurker

[lilac crag]

the gooonerman is back...

sigh...

[nocturne bloom]

im always here

[lilac crag]

no you're not

[nocturne bloom]

watching

[round mica]

@west urchin i need you on my squad asap

[nocturne bloom]

gooning

[round mica]

we gotta kill traffickers and pedos

[supple thorn]

in the shadows.

[lilac crag]

rahhhh I don't know what I wanna play from my library

[low barn]

I Go Back to snooze

[lilac crag]

eep well asco

[elder stone]

Get pacific drive

[lilac crag]

no

[low barn]

Thanks

[lilac crag]

punches you

[lilac crag]

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom exists

[lilac crag]

I'm not gonna punch someone who enjoys being punched

[round mica]

can someone tell me why my cat is always trying to lay on my feet and walking out infront of me while i walk bruh

[west urchin]

I'm learning on hard and got to the cabin mission, staged up on all the doors like I knew what I was doing, hit the go button and everyone instantly died first encounter with boobytraps

[round mica]

you live and learn

next time watch your footsies

[little marten]

father why, before you die
mother why, before you cry
a thousand tears, beneath a lonely moon
I had no choice; I was born to goon

[west urchin]

the bots have been telling me the doors were locked so I got like way too comfy not looking at shit

[nocturne bloom]

hurt me

[round mica]

we gotta play man

we gotta S rank The Valley of Dolls

and get that sick hawaiian shirt

[elder stone]

If only it had cross play

[west urchin]

had to google it, that's actually a must have

[round mica]

it does?

[elder stone]

Oh shit

Let’s go🗣️🗣️🗣️

I’ll pleh with you guys

[round mica]

we just gotta bring a lot of flashes, and all non lethals

it’s actually not THAT hard just need good comms

[round mica]

[elder stone]

I played valley of the dolls

It’s not that hard

[round mica]

did you S rank it

[elder stone]

Yes I S ranked every map

[round mica]

swag

[elder stone]

Medal of Valor achievement 💪

[round mica]

you will help us get the hawaiian shirt

[elder stone]

Yes

Beanbag shotgun is gucci

[lilac crag]

@fiery wave drags you out of lurking

[little marten]

Is it a good game then? Can u play with randoms?

[nocturne bloom]

@fiery wave you offering

[round mica]

honestly for a non lethal it’s better than most lethals kek

[elder stone]

RoN? Yeah

[little marten]

Sick might have to make a purchase

[elder stone]

There used to be a fent baby but it got removed

The AI is good in it

[round mica]

aslong as you don’t shoot someone in the fuckin dome with it you’ll be okay

[modest flume]

Speaking of

[elder stone]

Just run all CS gas and wear gas masks

[lilac crag]

I love the beanbag because it is the best crashout weapon

if an ai pisses me off too much

[modest flume]

The Ai in Ground Branch is pretty good now too

[lilac crag]

aim to the head

whoops

[round mica]

i heard CS gas is OP

[elder stone]

There’s no trip wires on valley so you can install breach and clear

[elder stone]

It’s really good

[round mica]

and it also doesn’t penalize your RoE

[elder stone]

Just don’t enter it without a gas mask

Non lethal 💪

Have you found all the hidden evidence

[round mica]

no

i’ve been playing on and off, whenever i can

thankfully the game isn’t grindy and pretty much everything is already readily avaible to you off rip

[elder stone]

There’s one in the pedo basement and one in the bedroom

[round mica]

you will be there when we grab them

but also

i request we play it again after s ranking it

because after that, i will kill everyone in that damn house besides the wife

all the pedos will die

[elder stone]

The wife is a part of it btw

[round mica]

she’s dead now too

🗣️

[elder stone]

Have you seen the feet pics contest on that map lol

[round mica]

”under unfortunate circumstances the suspect took his own life as we tried to apprehend him, we found his body with over 100 rounds embedded into it”

[round mica]

dude yes

[elder stone]

Line them up on the side of the building

[round mica]

i’m hungry

[elder stone]

Eat Lamia

[supple thorn]

He might like that though.

[elder stone]

Win win situation

[supple thorn]

Lol, good point.

[round mica]

who

what is lamia

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom

[supple thorn]

Guy who goons over Loosh.

[brazen pelican]

We eating people? ..oOwOo..

BIOMASS!

[nocturne bloom]

Loosh?

👉 👈

You know you dont hate it

[elder stone]

Eating out people

[elder stone]

What?

[nocturne bloom]

What are we doing Loosh

You summoned me

[lilac crag]

[elder stone]

You are being gangbanged

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, I like competitive one on one

[elder stone]

We can go one on one

[nocturne bloom]

We?

You and I??

So bold today

[mighty fractal]

i'm about to throw up

[abstract wraith]

[sharp tangle]

Hello guys, any idea if Is there any mod: Always sprint option ?

[modest flume]

Try Hybrid Sprint

[regal fossil]

could a build be good without the keystones at the end?

[thick coyote]

On vet? Yes

[modest flume]

Vet could go keystoneless

[thick coyote]

On zealot, Psyker, Ogryn not so much

[modest flume]

Psyker, depends if you stretch that criteria

[thick coyote]

Although ogryn might and might be doable

[sharp tangle]

I've tried it but it dosen't have the option: always sprint on

[thick coyote]

Arby's is whatever half the keystones aren't working anyways

[lilac crag]

what class are you trying this on?

[modest flume]

But you have a proper toggle sprint option with that mod

Unless that's not what you're looking for, then idk

Sprinting fucks up your attack patterns anyways, except for the Relic Blade/FGS which have the dedicated sprint attack

[sharp tangle]

So lemme give you an example: I press once Shift, I run but when i stop or shoot with my weapon, after I have to press Shift again. I don't want that. I want always run option ( if it's possible )

[final herald]

why would one want to be always sprinting

[modest flume]

I see, but then you'd be encountering the above

[sharp tangle]

if you stop moving/sprinting you conserve your stamina anyway

[modest flume]

AFAIK I don't think that's mechanically possible in this game, attacking cancels your movement anyways

Or any input

Try running and tapping reload with a full mag

[sharp tangle]

The Finals have this option

[little marten]

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

[nocturne bloom]

Different engine Different development, wouldn't work in dt

[modest flume]

Well that's a shooter game, this is a melee game with a filter on to disguise the admittedly rough shooting

To think VT2 doesn't even have sprinting

[fair bridge]

on our way to the fancy restaurant

[regal fossil]

veteran, the idea is a bit of a ranged support role...smoke grenade and infiltration stuff, as well as survivalist and such for ammo/nade replenishment. smokes to keep ranged people from shooting, stealth to get to them in melee or to get to other key enemies, and otherwise focus on taking out any ranged enemies while everyone else generally deals with the melee chaff

[final herald]

meabwhile helldivers which has only rough shooting

[fair bridge]

should i get a beer or a soda

[amber sail]

Hello

[regal fossil]

[modest flume]

same fuckin engine, coincidence? I THINK NOT

[brazen pelican]

I don't drink beer, so you can have mine.

[elder stone]

Mix both together

[fair bridge]

beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[little marten]

Pint ah stellaaah with me da’

[final herald]

at least FS didn't make moving change your damage

[supple thorn]

Beer, seltzers, liquor. Ill drink them all.

[amber sail]

I want food

[sleek harness]

Obama

[modest flume]

muh taktiks

[amber sail]

Rat give me good please

[little marten]

Love it when daddy lets me have the froth from his beer

[modest flume]

Interestingly enough the 500 also has that annoying issue where any slight angle deviation in geometry just negates the explosion

[sleek harness]

No

[final herald]

why must you type these things

[sleek harness]

I won't give you the goods

[brazen pelican]

My favorite rat. Henlo!

[amber sail]

You'll go in my soup

[supple thorn]

Heeeeeeyyyyyy, welcome back.

[sleek harness]

I am the only rat in this server

[brazen pelican]

No, there is another.

[little marten]

I don’t live in tornado alley so how else can I be a storm chaser

[amber sail]

Your special rat ohhhhhh then I can't eat you

[modest flume]

Go to bed, Grandpa, this is not Dracula Flow

[sleek harness]

Hello person who got shipped with me even though I am not gay

Good morning

[supple thorn]

Lol. I only remember some of it.

[brazen pelican]

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mil sure as fuck was. This shit ain't nothing to me!"

[sleek harness]

Good

[supple thorn]

I remember enough

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

The hell you talking about?

I am no someone else's special

[little marten]

It insists upon itself

[sleek harness]

Hello Old Man

[amber sail]

You are the only rat here yes?

[lament vault]

damn straight, rat is as much of a reject as all of us: disposable

[sleek harness]

Skaven*

[elder stone]

fuck this games servers 😭

[sleek harness]

Get it right

[amber sail]

Potato potato

[lilac crag]

so you mean to tell me you got on without inviting me

[sleek harness]

This line is wrong by the way

[sharp tangle]

Guys, any idea how can I set the game on Borderless window mode ? I've seen on some youtuber playing on Borderless mode. But me personally I don't have this option, only full screen and windowed mode

[amber sail]

It's supposed to be

[elder stone]

Would you like get on hun?

[lilac crag]

[supple thorn]

Nothing new here.

[amber sail]

I honestly don't know what to eat

[sleek harness]

Eat your rations

Fool

[amber sail]

I don't have any you took them

[elder stone]

Yes no maybe so?

[sleek harness]

Buy more

[lilac crag]

eh, fine, for a game or two

[sleek harness]

Fatso

[little marten]

Chow down on a big fat tasty plate of knowledge

[lilac crag]

give me 5 minutes

[brazen pelican]

Yes. It was definitely the rat.

[elder merlin]

Soon

[sleek harness]

Soon what

You will die of old age?

[chilly pike]

I’m very new to this game and this all, if looking for a group what region area do I ask? confused

[amber sail]

Yes

[little marten]

Here in my garage, just bought this uh, new Lamborghini here. Its fun to drive it up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like a lot more than this new Lamborghini?

K N O W L E D G E

[amber sail]

Hmm that's cool but, gun

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/jMn-d3cSf_o?si=Lv5beUhIh4HezrUh

[elder stone]

Chester Stone is so a goat

Gawd muthafucken damn

[supple thorn]

looks at watch. fuck it, five o'clock somewhere. Time to get trashed.

[little marten]

Bless you for sharing this with me 🙏

[elder stone]

Twink Drink 🔥

[amber sail]

Yes

[supple thorn]

You were waiting for this weren't you?

[elder stone]

Yes

Yes I was

[supple thorn]

Lol, I like honesty

[amber sail]

Drink monster

?

[supple thorn]

Other side to that. Im not a twink.

[little marten]

Dont drink monster please I can’t stress this enough

[amber sail]

Why

[supple thorn]

Nope, alcohol.

[amber sail]

Hmm beer or?

[sleek harness]

Clocks are more important than knowledge you fool

[outer spade]

Im truly back on 1 mastery, but I can still choose play mastery 21, next week?

[little marten]

It’s true I need a tonne of time 🕰️

[supple thorn]

Whatever I have left in my house. Probably a bottle of Morgan and wild turkey.

[supple thorn]

Played your people in old world tourny yesturday.

People dont know what to do when facing down 200+ skaven on the table.

[brazen pelican]

What if they only place down 4 models, leaving a 5th on the side?

[supple thorn]

Its still 200+ rats they have to deal with.

[sleek harness]

Great choice

[modest flume]

Knowledge to sell it overpriced to the poor sucker who would buy it and free yourself of a mechanical and finanical liability, and still be rich

[sleek harness]

We are the gambling luck faction

[little marten]

I don’t even know how to drive

[sleek harness]

Your warpstone cannon might explode and kill all the units around it

[modest flume]

It's genuinely easy

[supple thorn]

Had one guy talk shit and a unit of rat swarms ate his cannon and half a brick of archers.

[modest flume]

Just respect the machine, like any other

You're simply directing it on what to do, the machine is doing the work

[little marten]

Ehhhhh.. maybe

[modest flume]

What do you mean maybe

You are operating a self-locomoting multi-ton deathtrap at terminal velocity

[little marten]

Yeah I could just get my mum to do it

[modest flume]

Then she will operating the machine instead

[little marten]

Oh she does, and it conjures such wrath in her

[modest flume]

Nah it's not the machine, it's all of the other inferior operators with subpar results working around her

[supple thorn]

That mixed with eight ratling guns is good times.

[little marten]

I dunno i suspect she’s one of them too

[brazen pelican]

Traffic is all Aeldari, your mom is a White Scar.

[modest flume]

If she doesn't drive crooked or is hyper aware of her space, then it's those around her

[little marten]

Dont tell her I said this but I think she’s a death guard

[modest flume]

I once had a bus driver I used to call Eagle Eyes, she literally drove like with a pair of eyes on the road, and then anyone around the fucking corner pulling up to the station on foot

Amazing awareness

[little marten]

Where I live we’re lucky if the bus drivers even decide to show up to work

[modest flume]

My favorite truck driver I used to work with was this guy who wouldn't make a fuss about anything

You held your hand up or shouted to him, he stopped or went depending on the context

When he would stop, he would just fold his arms and look at the mirror and rear-view camera to watch what was going on in the back

Loved that guy, painless shift with him around

[elder merlin]

Soon i will have in my hands a device that will be able to play old games, all the way from the sega genesis to ps2 and everything inbetween, gonna buy it from my friend next week

[modest flume]

Was also really good with slowing down

[elder merlin]

That too probably, if this head and chest pain are any indicator

[modest flume]

Spoke to him like 3 minutes tops any time I had him on my shift, one of my most favorite co-workers of all time

[little marten]

See that’s why it’s not worth driving because then I have to learn half the things you said

[sleek harness]

So you are buying a hybrid abomination of a console which plays most games of your gold age?

[little marten]

I’m just a ditsy 21 year old girl let me be freee

[modest flume]

So.. paying attention?

[little marten]

I read it. I just didn’t comprehend it.

[modest flume]

[elder merlin]

Handheld device, called a retroid

[sleek harness]

Unfortunate, theses are signs of the future
You get ran over by a flying shark

[modest flume]

It's just paying attention

Not sure what much is there to comprehend

I don't have a license (long story, but essentially never had the time to go get one) but I know how to drive

I can even drive with trailers

[outer spade]

Im truly back on 1 mastery, but I can still choose play mastery 21, next week?

[little marten]

You can give me a ride then 🙏

[modest flume]

Havoc? If so, assignment level =/= clearance level

Assignment level = your mission
Clearance level = highest leveled assignment you have cleared, be it yours or someone else's

[outer spade]

Assignment level 1, clearence 20.

[modest flume]

So if you clear it, then you would be at assignment level 2/clearance 20, etc.

If you clear someone else's clearance 21, then you would go up by 3, to assignment 4/clearance 21, etc.

[elder merlin]

Hell, be able to play a ton of games i never had too, and rom hacks too

[modest flume]

Your clearance level is simply the maximum level you've done, it does not decay

Your personal assignment level does, however

Unless you clear something higher before the weekly reset

[sleek harness]

Even WarioWare?

[elder merlin]

Warioware?

[modest flume]

Sure, I hope you like seatbelts

I'm a speed demon

[elder merlin]

Carry me through havoc 100

[modest flume]

(when appropriate, of course)

[modest flume]

Ok, when are they releasing it?

[little marten]

Always wear my seatbelt 🙏 I’m actually slow af when it comes to driving hahaha, it’s always quite embarrassing when everyone else gets excited by speed and I’m like scared of crashing at 30mph

[outer spade]

I mean i keep clerenrence level. Assigment level i dont Care. I just hope i csn join others so i get clerenrence level 4å , 21??...

[elder merlin]

2027

[modest flume]

In that case, yes

[elder merlin]

I feel that

[outer spade]

Cool

[modest flume]

I mean I like speed but when it's appropiate, you know? Open roads and not a danger to anyone near me, sure

I'm not gassing it just because I'm impatient, I'm doing it because it's fun

[little marten]

Too scary for me but I can appreciate the enjoyment it must bring

[modest flume]

2 extra seconds is not worth the loss of life

It's why I'd love to buy a dual sport bike, I can take it off/on road and just go where I want

[little marten]

Imma manifest you an off road vehicle don’t worry brother

[amber sail]

You know what game I miss playing but sucks because the rest of the story was behind dlc asuras wrath

[modest flume]

Dual sport bike, not an ATV, thank you

One of those street legal dirt bikes

Love the aesthetic

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNEzD5n6SAs

[amber sail]

I want that game back so badly for not playing the rest of the story that was sadly behind dlc that game is a old gold dem in my opinion I'm so happy I still have the disc for it but sadly no dlc

[little marten]

On it king

[paper bluff]

So what is abominable intelligence trying to tell me. I did a soulmate sketch with it and it made me a woman who looks exactly like my old former best friend/old high school flame.

[modest flume]

What? There's no embeds here, and I don't give a shit

[amber sail]

Why gif no work?

[blissful kiln]

skissue

[little marten]

whats that

[modest flume]

No embedding in this channel unless you are a mod

[amber sail]

Sads

[little marten]

is it just me or does helldivers take like 40 years to write a new patch to disk

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/fIXqRx2hokc?si=VrrhzmTpgPPn7gM9

I love this guy

[modest flume]

Torterra

[halcyon glen]

I’m a syllannibal

Paul

[orchid skiff]

correct

they're just too good at making a game, the disk cannot keep up

[amber sail]

I have a good question

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[amber sail]

Are we gonna see any new enemy factions? Like genestealers or anything of that sort basically

[little marten]

🥷
👖

[blissful kiln]

furry totally-not-beastmen khorne cultist faction

[halcyon glen]

Someone who eats their own words

[little marten]

if i wanted to see a bunch of bald dudes with the incorrect amount of limbs i'd just go to my town centre

[amber sail]

I Kinda like that and kinda don't b

[elder merlin]

He did a spheal and Wailord one too

Oh and Doduo

[modest flume]

Wailord, the good ol' airplane whale

Love to see it

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[amber sail]

But what about plague marines? Can that be possible to but only one because more then one means literally death

[halcyon glen]

No more big wheels

[amber sail]

I think it would be cool tbh

[little marten]

seems to be that fatshark want to make a game that moves away from marines of any kind

[amber sail]

Hmm ok I get that

[halcyon glen]

The sun machine is coming down

[stoic dune]

are hexbound demonhost rituals bugged?

[orchid skiff]

????? one marine is not losing to 4 morons

[amber sail]

Who says anything about winning?

I just thought it would be kill

[civic viper]

What level does your Havoc reset to?

[thick fog]

Either would have to be an assassination mission or a mission that we have to kill while the marine is on the background by activating like some sort of weapon

[amber sail]

Assassination

[thick fog]

Though if they were to add marines, it would have to make it sense and also GW approving lol

Just slap orks and Tyranids into Darktide with no explanation

[amber sail]

Orks would be cool to you know what no give me my waaagh boys

I want orks

[inland mantle]

Your rank no longer jumps up to the highest you beat that week and instead stays the same but resets your demotion chances. If you dont play any havoc for a week you go down by one rank. Every major update every one gets lowered by 10 ranks to the nearest 10th rank so 40 - 30, 30 - 20, 20 - 10 and 10 - 0

[round mica]

Any dark tide devs one, please rework the havoc party system or just make it ala difficulty above auric. I have friends to play but they can’t play all the time and it takes so long to get the right team in pubs wish it was more streamlined

[hard star]

I pray we get arbites drip this week

[round mica]

🙏

[inland mantle]

Gonna be that shitty red recolor if anything

[hard star]

I pray to the emperor we get dollar store power armor

[orchid skiff]

Red is all that exists

[inland mantle]

True

[inland mantle]

But may I offer a shitty green recolor aswell

[hard star]

why are you a burgle folllowwr

[inland mantle]

Im a simple green rock tyvm

[amber sail]

Heheh red

[civic viper]

So I stay

[thorny latch]

combat blade mobility is the same speed as devils claw?

[orchid skiff]

inspect your weapon?

[inland mantle]

Devil Claw has a sprint speed of .10 and knife .80 both at 60% mobility

[thorny latch]

wow so the dagger is so much better then

[blissful kiln]

knife speeds up when charging heavies

[inland mantle]

For movement speed yes

[thorny latch]

ty

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

We getting space marines.

[vestal mantle]

Afternoon

I slept for a solid chunk of my weekend 😦

[inland mantle]

Wish I could relate I've gotten maybe 7 hours of sleep the past 2 days just cant sleep dont get why

[halcyon glen]

As far as I’m concerned, you’re all number one packet sniffers

[simple drum]

Anticipation?

You expecting something?

[inland mantle]

Think it's just stress been a hell of a week for me

[slate horizon]

not really

only things that can hurt them is like the plasma gun, ogryn, some psyker stuff

[fierce cave]

Let us fight a tyranid

[slate horizon]

and maybe the dog

[slate horizon]

there is genestealers

so not out of the question

[fierce cave]

4 cadions vs one tyranid

Who wins

(I'm talking about the big ones)

Warriors I think

@slate horizon

[slate horizon]

possible

there was a book where one ripped open the back of a truck

and tried to attack 4 ogryns

it then proceeded to be mercilessly beaten to death

and had its limbs ripped off

[fierce cave]

I'm Warhammer 2 the game a squad of cadians can kill one of the big ones

After about like 50 seconds

[slate horizon]

also there are alot of "big ones"

[fierce cave]

The warriors

Y'know the dual sword ones

[slate horizon]

then no

they are on par with space marines

so it would be the same situation as if they added a death guard plague marine as a boss

[fierce cave]

What about a damaged one

Like half capability

Say lore wise it was hiding and got hit by a crane or something

[slate horizon]

ok if the tyranid that is capable of regenrating itself and is a warrior known for being hyper aggressive and intellgent that is also known to attack in packs

got mortally wounded and decided to fight alone

then yes

but at that point why?

[fierce cave]

Why not

[slate horizon]

its not even cool anymore

you're basically attacking a cripple

and getting your ass handed to you

[fierce cave]

Last knight situation

[slate horizon]

they're tyranids

[fierce cave]

I don't discriminate

[slate horizon]

there is no "last knight"

[fierce cave]

If they throw hands they can catch em

[slate horizon]

thats like stomping the last cockroach

it didnt make a brave and valiant stand

[fierce cave]

I don't mean like near near death

[slate horizon]

wells thats how it would need to be

[fierce cave]

Say like injured just enough to make it killable

A missing arm

[slate horizon]

they would need several missing arms

and missing armor

and lacking healing

[fierce cave]

What if hear me out

The back armour was near broken

And it is missing 2 arms

Theoretically

Would 4 cadians be able to kill it

[slate horizon]

then you're just fighting a reskinned beast of nurgle

[slate horizon]

4 plasma guns can pretty much kill a singular anything

[fierce cave]

Line them up

AIM

FIRE

[slate horizon]

yeah but then outside of that and ogryn everything else is useless

tyranids are incredibly warp resistant

so psyker is out of the question

zealot is quite literally just a relgious man

[fierce cave]

Resistant not immune

[slate horizon]

the psykers we play as

[fierce cave]

With a big hammer

[slate horizon]

are one tier above being "weird people"

they are not strong enough

[fierce cave]

Gameplay wise

There pretty strong

[slate horizon]

gameplay wise this is even more of a no

3/4 of everything in the game is useless

and gameplay wise

once again

we're fighting a minor chaos incursion

we are not space marines

[fierce cave]

Zealot with hammer can 1 shot some chaos spawn

Chaos spawn are near marines or no?

[slate horizon]

no

a chaos spawn would be like an elite enemy to a space marine

like a mauler

[fierce cave]

An issue

But not too big

[slate horizon]

no matter how you spin this, it doesnt make sense from a gameplay or lore perspective

unless you lower the warrior so much

that is not even cool or fun anymore

and it would be better off

if you just had genestealers

or lower totem pole nids

[fierce cave]

Like a decently sized gene stealer them

[slate horizon]

a purestrain?

sure

[little marten]

dont tease us with genestealers give us full blown nid invasion and let abnett stort out the lore

[slate horizon]

purestrains CAN kill space marines

but its like how an ogryn CAN kill space marines

its physically capable

but if the marine isnt an idiot

its joever for it

it would be a good fit

[fierce cave]

Say if there was an event in game

[slate horizon]

genestealers would be perfect

[fierce cave]

Army's of small genestealera replace pox

Then specialist omes

[slate horizon]

that would be baller

[fierce cave]

Baller imdeed

[slate horizon]

i want my ogryns with 3 arms

[fierce cave]

He already has 3 legs

[orchid skiff]

how do you know

[fierce cave]

Don't worry bout it

I worked as a doctor in the imperium

[gilded crown]

I won’t eat me

[inland mantle]

But I will

[gilded crown]

He said hide me

[brazen pelican]

Biomass?

[inland mantle]

Rock mass 🪨

[supple thorn]

No biomass. xp

[brazen pelican]

But I am hungry. :<

[supple thorn]

go raid the corpse starch

[brazen pelican]

Okay! :3

[slate horizon]

also i get wanting very cool stuff in darktide @fierce cave

every day i try to find a way to make sisters of battle

not overpowered

in darktide

but the fact is that the people we play as in darktide are very weak in the grand scale

[fierce cave]

True

I like to think when they die they just send a clone

Or an identical twin

The twin of dees biggle

[little marten]

oh shit every game isnt 4 arbitors anymore

[fierce cave]

I'm still dog man

I like the weapons

[elder stone]

Swim in the nurgle phase tree goo

[brazen pelican]

Nah, it's just Khorne behind the scenes, reviving everyone all the time.

[supple thorn]

would probably like it.

[slate horizon]

like for instance the psykers we play as

are barely above iota class

[fierce cave]

He just fucking with nurgle

[slate horizon]

and iota is when you're considered a real psyker

and are sacrified to the emperor

we are just barely strong enough to not be throne fuel

the ogryns we play as either qualify for a bone'ead or have one malfunctioning

meaning we're not too stupid to not play the game

but we're not smart enough for real threats

vet is literally just a guardsman who got arrested

zealot is a priest with a gun, no training, weaker than vet in lore

and arbites are strong, they do wear carapace armor and the dog's bite is about as strong as an ogryn

but even then, dog gets killed, or something other an autogun is used by the enemy

(its why the plasmagun hurts so much when we're shot by it, and its nerfed ingame compared to lore)

[vestal mantle]

Alrighty... Made ogryn... Time to krump

[runic schooner]

Not having a sword/mace and shield combo for zealot feels like a missed opportunity

[little marten]

faith is the shield

[halcyon glen]

Hey guys

I want to change my name

But someone who loses their name

Feels anxiety descending…

[inland mantle]

Become a rock like me

[little marten]

names have great power, be wary

[brazen pelican]

My true name is Nigel Shufflebottom.

[inland mantle]

[halcyon glen]

Working for Nigel

[little marten]

It.. can't be.. that would.. no?? That would make you... dad? is that you

[brazen pelican]

Yes, little Bottom. It is me. Daddy.

[little marten]

I fear i've walked into a trap here

[supple thorn]

You're on your own mate

[kind talon]

looking at my phone waiting to load in
hear people loading in
”i wonder who everyone’s playing”
arbitrator arbitrator arbitrator
darktide moment

[orchid skiff]

?? what did you expect when you started arbtide

[little marten]

I just played a game where there was only 2 of us dogkissers

[orchid skiff]

maybe one day we'll get new classes

[kind talon]

yesterday i had a 4 ogryn strike team it was beautiful

[little marten]

Has made me yearn for versatility vet tbf

[thick coyote]

😭

I had 3 matches with 5 wounds Arbitrators

[inland mantle]

Wound maxxing

[thick coyote]

Do they know something I don't?

[inland mantle]

Yes

[thick coyote]

[brazen pelican]

Attention, Citizen. Multiple third-party individuals have reported one, or more, of your recent actions as being inappropriate.

[inland mantle]

You never heard of marty arby? Skill issue sorry to say

[little marten]

Arbies can’t use bolt pistol right?

[thick coyote]

Martyrdom arby sounds like a bootleg version of Martyrdom zealot

[inland mantle]

Wish.com version

[little marten]

Guys hang on, why are we not all together in a band on new world right now we could be playing sweet sweet music

[orchid skiff]

they can. you idiot... you stupid bafoon...

[little marten]

Sorry 😔

[brazen pelican]

I hate to be that person but it is "buffoon".

Magnus taught me that.

[little marten]

Saved by papa 👴

[brazen pelican]

Magnus is like, really smart.

[inland mantle]

How smart

[weary drum]

Has anyone been having issues sprinting in game since the last update?

[brazen pelican]

He's smarter than an ant. If an ant was this big!

[inland mantle]

Damn

That's smart

[brazen pelican]

Right?!

I once saw him solve an "easy" sudoku.

[inland mantle]

[thick coyote]

Get Wheezer'd lol

[little marten]

Don't let go, you've got the music in you

[brazen pelican]

Nah, I'm done with that game. Leveling to max only by gathering resources was enough.

[little marten]

Your prime membership has been revoked.

[brazen pelican]

Okay, to be fair, I occasionally killed trash mobs that agro'd.

[little marten]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKdDoPw36bU

[inland mantle]

[thorny latch]

havoc rewrad based on highest rank? now how many u did?

[inland mantle]

Rank

[stoic dune]

demonhost rituals are so absurdløy bugged 😄 why is this modifier still in the game?????

[inland mantle]

[stoic dune]

just remove it until its fixed next patch

its such a simple thing to do

[inland mantle]

THey'll never fix them tho

Said they would maybe fixed like 2 spots

But on the bright side if there's a ledge and a person who knows what their doing it's very easy to ledge them. Chasm Station has 2-3 you can ledge if needed

[orchid skiff]

[spring trench]

Haven't played DT for like 5 months. How is it getting on? Still fun orr

[little marten]

cops showed up

[inland mantle]

Never stopped being fun

[frosty echo]

Arbites are strong but not game ruiningly so

New mission board is good

[trim phoenix]

Hello. Im new to this discord server. Ive played a lot of auric and auric maestrom without too much problems. I would be curious to
try havoc. Is there a way to avoid doing the 40 games? My party finder doesnt seems to work for finding havoc group (not sure why?) and Anyway it seems like nobody is using it.

[spring trench]

The new class looks fire aswell

[frosty echo]

Arbites is super fun imo

[halcyon glen]

You are Chinese poetry

[frosty echo]

You can gain up to 3 ranks a game if the mission rank is above yours there's a table somewhere
Party finder being empty is probably your server

[inland mantle]

Doing a auric maelstrom will boast your starting rank to 16 joining higher lobbies then your own allow you to skip ranks #general-chat message Lastly Havoc isnt very popular so may be hard depends on place/time to find groups

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together, you and I

[elder stone]

Dianamaxxing

[woven hill]

has anyone else hated playing with arbitrators recently?

[frosty echo]

Getting into high level havoc parties always seemed like a pain in the ass, people always talking about getting kicked for offmeta builds and stuff