general-chat

[ripe tangle]

rice with egg

[prisma cypress]

Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are
You got me goin'
(You!) You're oh so charmin'
(You!) But I can't do it
(You!) You womanizer

[long sigil]

guess beer time soon

better go doctor

[ripe tangle]

it's 7 in the morning...

I want a Croissant

[long sigil]

9:03am

[prisma cypress]

You know I’m straight but we fuck it up at the gay clubs they know how to play music

[ripe tangle]

is it gay to dance topless with the homies and grind up against eachother?

[prisma cypress]

No

[ripe tangle]

twerk for your homies

[little marten]

In the original sense of the word, yes

[somber stream]

How did you come to possess this knowledge?

[ripe tangle]

by watching you.

[supple thorn]

Where is this coming from?

[somber stream]

Impossible, i leave my home twice a week for groceries only

[prisma cypress]

From me

FUCK THIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD

[fiery wave]

Two ladies doing it? No.

[prisma cypress]

The probably why I’m single no body can handle this energy

[little marten]

Redacted

[long sigil]

solo game dev

is cursed

so many struggle

[supple thorn]

"No one alive can fathom my sexual preference!!"

[ripe tangle]

Larken is riflesexual

[prisma cypress]

Trust I’m very comfortable with my sexuality I’m just hella flamboyant

[somber stream]

I'll just wait till the day a cat girl shows up on my doorstep

[prisma cypress]

Think of the wacky inflatable arm flailing tubemen

[ripe tangle]

la-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken

[long sigil]

i need mountain dew and darktide news

[maiden yacht]

It fell off in the later episodes

[prisma cypress]

Driving in my car

[long sigil]

buff Ilasgun accurate and normal fire do full auto

wake ur viking soul fat shaaaaaarkn

[ripe tangle]

so irl it's 7 and Sunday, and I live across the street from a Church, people are pulling up and they're honking and road raging pulling in lmao

somehow churchgoers irl are always the angriest people

[prisma cypress]

And as long as I got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things

[long sigil]

what things

[somber stream]

Davi are you having a mental meltdown

[ripe tangle]

who keeps adding emojis to everything?

it's hilarious

[prisma cypress]

Me

[long sigil]

i do

game dev

script

animation

make model

ah fuck

[somber stream]

Well damn Bart, i don't know what to say

[ripe tangle]

coding will make you lose your mind.

[long sigil]

even sounds hurt

[somber stream]

It's part of the process

Suffer now, enjoy later. At least you're going somewhere

[long sigil]

i feel like psyker

[ripe tangle]

please refrain from exploding

[long sigil]

as i can hold it

[somber stream]

I'm waiting for my client's respond, on a Sunday afternoon

[ripe tangle]

unless you're a Heretic, in which case, please explode.

[somber stream]

I too, am about to explode

[ripe tangle]

Licht, you live in Germany

[river elbow]

Yeah, don't explode Headache Man.

[ripe tangle]

noone does anything on Sundays in Germany

[long sigil]

i want die in peace and no reborn

[somber stream]

Lucia, i'm freelancing for Asian

They do things, every day

[ripe tangle]

so do I, I kill Heretics daily

I pray daily

I train daily

[long sigil]

feel so much shit

[ripe tangle]

I light votary candles daily

[long sigil]

gonna buy some mtd

[prisma cypress]

I'll be your baby, on a Sunday
Oh, why don't we get out of town?
Call me your baby, catch the same wave
Oh, no, no, there's no slowin' down

[ripe tangle]

I sing hymns daily

[supple thorn]

Ill see ya'll later, when im more intoxicated

[somber stream]

Hymns you say

Got a youtube channel?

[ripe tangle]

no

[somber stream]

[long sigil]

mountain dew baja blast when

[ripe tangle]

I remember having a version of mountain dew and it just tasted like syrup

it literally tasted more like a cocktail mixer than a fucking softdrink

[worn halo]

thats just called flat soda

[long sigil]

baja blast is like ocean

i like it

[worn halo]

yes a creamy suger infused basketball endorsed ocean of goodness

[ripe tangle]

I actually like some sodas flat

mostly just coca cola though

[weary drum]

[prisma cypress]

Boricua (Ha!), Morena (Ha!), Dominicano (Ha!), Colombiano (Ha!)
Boricua (Ha!), Morena (Ha!), Cubano (Ha!), Mexicano (Ha!) Oye mi canto

[ripe tangle]

[thorn wedge]

I wish someone would hurry up and seduce a fatshark employee into whistleblowing a tell all about the release dev of darktide

[weary drum]

😘

[ripe tangle]

you guys like roe?

[thorn wedge]

I need to know what happened

[ripe tangle]

or caviar?

[weary drum]

🫦

[fiery wave]

Just get actually intended to be non-carbonated drinks then?

[prisma cypress]

Row row row your boat

[weary drum]

🍆

[thorn wedge]

like look at sister prine

[ripe tangle]

none of them taste like coca-cola -_-

[thorn wedge]

that CANT be a last second improvised character

[fiery wave]

Excuse me, I have it every week... because it's cheaper than fish... like milt.

[thorn wedge]

so HOW did the first penances happen?

[ripe tangle]

okay so, I like roe but don't care for milt.

idk why

[fiery wave]

Cos is sus. Fish sus.

[somber stream]

Milt? Like Fish balls?

[fiery wave]

Uhhh, no.

How do I explain it...

[ripe tangle]

sperm sack

[long sigil]

dog

[fiery wave]

Milt+roe= baby fishes.

[long sigil]

dooooog

[somber stream]

Yeah so, fish balls

[prisma cypress]

Sperm cramp

[thorn wedge]

Chronosmaxxing

[ripe tangle]

I like roe because it's like... salty and crunchy and fishy, I don't like milt because it often has a slightly rubbery texture

[somber stream]

Are you available in 1 hour or so from now?

[fiery wave]

Fish balls is something else.

[lilac crag]

[prisma cypress]

Se te olvida
Que hasta puedo hacerte mal si me decido
Pues tu amor lo tengo muy comprometido
Pero a fuerzas no será

[ripe tangle]

and I'm not into the slightly rubbery texture

[lilac crag]

hi, guys.

[fiery wave]

Probs.

[long sigil]

hello dog

[fiery wave]

That's overcooked.

[somber stream]

Grand, I'll just give them the middle finger and play Darktide, see you in an hour

[lilac crag]

[ripe tangle]

you're overcooked after I get my flamer refueled.

[long sigil]

ye

[lilac crag]

I am not invited to this?

[somber stream]

Yes

[fiery wave]

It's supposed to be like tofu.

[somber stream]

I have a session with you in HD2

But if you want to join our skull hunting session, sure

[lilac crag]

skull hunting sounds neat

ping me in an hour

[somber stream]

Lovely

[ripe tangle]

I should probably sleep

[long sigil]

and i need to

[fiery wave]

Too bad, you are out and there's no refill.

[ripe tangle]

I'm doing that thing where I'm yawning and nodding off....

[long sigil]

drink MTD

gonna buy some dew

come later

[ripe tangle]

I honestly don't really like Mountain Dew

[somber stream]

Sweet dreams Lucia

[fiery wave]

Them?

[somber stream]

My client

[long sigil]

yeah it too much sugar

[fiery wave]

Weh???

[lilac crag]

it should be off to bed, then?

sleep well, Lucia

[long sigil]

i want zwei hander

[lilac crag]

see ya around tomorrow

[ripe tangle]

yeah, good night

[long sigil]

sleep dog

[lilac crag]

food night

[prisma cypress]

Holy shit breakcore came on

[somber stream]

They're making me working on a Sunday morning, because someone fucked up. They insisted i make haste

I sent them my work, was waiting for respond, got nothing so far. fuck it

[fiery wave]

Are you the client for HD2 then?. I'm confused.

[lilac crag]

I'm just here to hang out with you guys. don't care for what game.

[somber stream]

No like, irl

[fiery wave]

Oh. I was confused.

[lilac crag]

nah, licht does flip me off every now and then— like the time I tried finding a nickname for the poor lad

one day, sooner or later, he will joust me off my horse

[somber stream]

I don't just flip anyone

[worn halo]

[lilac crag]

myes, but of course, I'm a special case

[somber stream]

Do you want to get flipped?

[lilac crag]

naur sir

[prisma cypress]

Where are my keys I need to speed

[dry pebble]

Flip them captain

Flip them all

[round gulch]

Have you tried checking the bottom of a now empty beer bottle?

[lilac crag]

can you drunk drive an ogryn

[prisma cypress]

Oh shi lemme check

[somber stream]

Might need you for an operation, details to come later

[round gulch]

Can you do it sober?

[lilac crag]

you can always climb their shoulders if they let ya

[mental jasper]

what's generally better chat

[dry pebble]

Knowing the type of operarions you employ im reasonably scared

[mental jasper]

3 5% health or 3 ability regen

[round gulch]

Ability regen

[dry pebble]

Community consensus is ability regen

Health is seen as weaker then toughness

[mental jasper]

alr

[lilac crag]

15% health can always be corruptable

ability regen is perma

[round gulch]

It’s a classic case of an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

Those extra ability uses will help you save more health in the long run probably

[dry pebble]

And its busted with spammable abilities

5 second CD arbitrator charge

[somber stream]

It will be kinda odd, yeah

[dry pebble]

If im free at the time then ill be here

200ms Grey weapons no talents auric maelstrom

[round gulch]

Use the starting weapons

[somber stream]

Oh we did that already actually

[dry pebble]

How it was?

[somber stream]

Didn't make it past the first area

[dry pebble]

Lmao i figured

[somber stream]

1 crusher required 8 full Lasgun mag to take down

[dry pebble]

GEEZ

[somber stream]

20 grenades, no kill

[dry pebble]

Thats a horror game

[somber stream]

Exactly, guard simulator

[worn halo]

When you hit 30 ... go havoc or go higher difficulty for penances ? Is that how you hit 40 ?

[round gulch]

Why would the grenade do less damage?

[dry pebble]

Its the default version with no talents

[fiery wave]

Frag damage is mostly bleed. Also grenade tinkerer.

[round gulch]

Grenade tinkerer is a good point, but still, they wouldn’t be THAT weak

[prisma cypress]

I'd give my all to have
Just one more night with you
I'd risk my life to feel
Your body next to mine
'Cause I can't go on
Living in the memory of our song
I'd give my all for your love tonight
I'd give my all for your love
Tonight

[round gulch]

Although it’s been a very long time since I’ve used based vet grenade

[somber stream]

We ran into a bunch of armoured rager and Mauler

[dry pebble]

Remember they were on auric maelstrom

[dry pebble]

40 is the level of havoc, not the character level! What you want to do when you hit 30 is up to you, but a good call is maxing out a set of weapons and curios that you like

[somber stream]

We tried the guard tactic, as in hugging walls and form a firing line.

Worked to some extent, until we ran out of ammo

[dry pebble]

I bet not even survivalist helped because you couldnt kill anything

[worn halo]

ty 😄

[fiery wave]

Base ver is a joke, seriously.

[round gulch]

I suppose so

[somber stream]

Lol fr, the shovel helped more than the gun itself

[round gulch]

Been literal years since I’ve used it

[dry pebble]

Lmao thats so bad

[misty trench]

Anyone getting some crazy lag and disconnections?

[prisma cypress]

Check the hamster wheel

[round gulch]

Shovel is cracked though

[fiery wave]

Basically, even 3 limited use kraks would have been better.

[prisma cypress]

Man I love krak

[somber stream]

The operation this time will be less fucky, fortunately.

A.I will decide your build, weapon and curios. We will use the build for Auric

[round gulch]

I used to be a krak enjoyer until I discovered the gospel of the smoke grenade

[somber stream]

Yeah but we went for the shittiest ones possible lol, ideally 0/60% dmg

[fiery wave]

Watch it be plasma and reeeeeeeeeeee

[somber stream]

Don't jinx me

[dry pebble]

I know

Its going to set me up with a psyker wound build

And vigilant autogun

[somber stream]

Chainsword psyker..

[fiery wave]

At this point, go beg @void crypt for a random psyker build. Might be saner.

[fiery wave]

WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT?!?! I EVEN STILL HAVE THAT TRAUMATIC 500 CHAINSWORD ON MY PSYKER.

[dry pebble]

Im afraid of the things they cook up just seeing how you speak of it

[somber stream]

That's for jinxing

[somber stream]

We are at the mercy of the Omnissiah

[round gulch]

Now there’s an idea, go ask hadron for a build

Servitor build when??

[fiery wave]

Is trauma or easy.

[thorn wedge]

you want a fun psyker build?

[thorn wedge]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9f6f94b3-3c3a-42ca-a9d3-746c342199b2 try something like this

is fun

[dry pebble]

alright besides the shield

that looks okay

[thorn wedge]

the shield is the key!

so you can have more uptime on faster brain burst

thats why I dont take bubble, 2 charges

[dry pebble]

I see

So im guessing you would pick empowered psionics right?

If its a BB build

[thorn wedge]

yeah, the reset on elites one

so you can fast burst more

[dry pebble]

big brain build

[thorn wedge]

I miss when bb had that ramping damage talent

[round mica]

goodmorrow chatters

[dry pebble]

i think the blitz nowdays needs some reworking

[thorn wedge]

it feels good to me but i went out of my way for it

my dream would be a second charge level

[dry pebble]

its fun to use but it takes too long to do something right

i think if it was always an instakill but like, generated less peril and required less charge for the smaller enemies it would be better

Obviously, with the bigger enemies requiring more charge time

[dry pebble]

what do you mean?

[thorn wedge]

like where you could charge it for even longer to do some nutty hit

like perhaps the spread perk from horde

[dry pebble]

that would be interesting on monstrosities

like forcing the charge all the way up to 100% peril to melt them

[little marten]

Brain burst could be so cool with some actual diversity put into picking it, stackable damage, single target nuke or AOE explosion - would be so cool to see a psyker with fully stacked brainburst just popping the heads of an entire poxwalkers horde

[thorn wedge]

YEeees

so you could lean into different uses

il like if you got a stack of that spread perk each time you cast it in a chain

like the second burst hits two targets

then three

[little marten]

Ah shit I guess the problem is it then steps into smite territory

[thorn wedge]

smites low damage and quick setup

I wanna ramp up into psyker artillery

kinda in the spirit of that old blessing that made each new brain burst hit harder

[supple goblet]

I think BBs main problem is that ultimately it is supposed to be psykers long-range single-target damage but it just falls flat against raw weaponary everywhere because it just takes far too long to wind up and doesnt at all provide anything a shot to the head wouldn't.

[thorn wedge]

I will say

[final herald]

With certain talents its pretty fine

[thorn wedge]

and im built into maxiumum uptime of the shortest cast times I can get

[final herald]

I think they just don't want it to be a "main" weapon

[wooden creek]

It does provide one thing: doesn't need line of sight to complete

[thorn wedge]

and it feels so SO much better

[little marten]

Reflexive fire and forget BB node with a long cooldown that pops hounds and mutants when grabbed would be BIG too

[tired steeple]

Hello

[thorn wedge]

like with empowered and the faster cast on ability up at the same time

[supple goblet]

that is the only good thing about it, but its such a niche advantage that barely matters most of the time.

[thorn wedge]

it. feels. great.

like I think if that was the baseline speed people would like bb

[supple goblet]

Like, I have so many tools available to me as a psyker, in the amount of time it takes for a BB to pop, I could be doing five other things instead.

[wooden creek]

Double-shield + celerity stimm + empowered stacks

ough

[thorn wedge]

its so good

with just the shields and empower stacks its about the cook time of uh

right click assail?

maybe a little shorter cause no travel time

[wooden creek]

A node that would allow you to tag multiple enemies might be interesting, or allowing it to crit so there's some Disrupt Destiny synergy

[little marten]

Damn that would be awesome, can tag up to 6 enemies or something and for each enemy killed it adds damage onto the next consecutive hit

[thorn wedge]

one of the problems I think is

chaincasting brainburst feels great

but there is almost no incentive

[little marten]

Yeah, if it’s slower than pressing Q whipping out a bolt pistol and hitting a weak spot then it’s pointless

[thorn wedge]

I wanna defend it but

''it feels good if you crowbar your entire build into making it feel better'' isnt the best praise

you know what i genuinely miss?

[supple goblet]

this

[thorn wedge]

the very first perk system let you take no slowdown on quell and brain burst together (and ''next warp damage does 75% increased damage) so you could play brainburst boxer dodging and weaving in melee

brainboxing

[elder merlin]

[thorn wedge]

can someone look at the second psyker outfit in the microtransaction store

Is that headpieace a godskin nobel scrotum hood?

the justicar hood

[round mica]

did someone say scrotum

[final herald]

[tired steeple]

Buuuuurp

[orchid skiff]

disgusting

[tired steeple]

That’s the rashun’s comin’ up!

[orchid skiff]

die

[tired steeple]

Do you think an ogryn would pick up a chicken and eat ut

It

[orchid skiff]

ogryn would kill you

[elder merlin]

Nah, too many feathers

Wouldnt be surprised if they were scared of chickens too

[tired steeple]

That’s true

[shy sandal]

Somehow, i think they would be afraid of chickens

[shy sandal]

Exactly, they prolly are terrified of small things that randomly start running around

Like kids

[tired steeple]

Oh since I brought this up earlier

Big thanks to gf for helping me with “on overwatch”

[fiery wave]

Where Licht? Is like 2 hours now?

[somber stream]

Right here, check dm

[fiery wave]

Also, you still need MM?

[somber stream]

mm?

[fiery wave]

No, I remember someone putting off MM till another day.

I'm a confused mess at times.

[somber stream]

I don't even know what that is lol

@lilac crag We're departing

[fiery wave]

Psyker private penance.

[ancient salmon]

Bro is citing the deep magic

[somber stream]

Oh yes i do have a need for this

[fiery wave]

So MM or skulls?

[somber stream]

Skull first

[fiery wave]

Kay.

[solar folio]

Getting Spotify premium was such a great move cause I can blare my own rock and metal on auric (it is helping)

[civic otter]

What bands you like?

[inland mantle]

Real

[solar folio]

Free Bird turned on and it was a power move

[modest flume]

Speaking of Free Bird

They got an official music video after 30 years

[solar folio]

Also to actually answer the question imagine a 50 year old dad’s taste in rock and roll and metal because that’s what I grew up on

[civic otter]

Fair

I like 90s Death/Black Metal

[tired steeple]

I’m a bit of a spicy boy

I like death metal

[solar folio]

My taste is whatever my mood is

[civic otter]

Favorites?

[tired steeple]

Cannibal corpse

I need to branch out my tastes more

Baby’s first death metal

[round mica]

corpse grinder

[civic otter]

Ah, so the first few

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[round mica]

george fischer is a humble and wholesome guy

[lilac crag]

[civic otter]

Listen to Man Must Die - Faint figure in black. They make amazing technical death metal

[lilac crag]

are you guys in game

[tired steeple]

Swag thanks

I listen to some black metal as well. However it’s DSBM if anyone’s familiar with that

[civic otter]

Tell me what you think... not many people ever listen to my bands 🥲

[tired steeple]

Not sure what genre they fall under but I tried listening to Slayer. Wasn’t really into them

[civic otter]

Some bands are pretty good, some fall under a generic structure, overall good subgenre though

[round mica]

thrash

[tired steeple]

Yeah I’ve noticed that too

[civic otter]

Slayer are thrash metal

[tired steeple]

Ahh I see

[civic otter]

For black metal, my all time favorite is dissection. May i recommend Shadows over a lost kingdom/the grief prophecy

[tired steeple]

Alrighty thanks

[round mica]

grindcore my beloved

[tired steeple]

My gf’s really into breakcore and “digital hardcore”

[civic otter]

Breakcore is pretty good too if you know where to look

Most breakcore nowadays has mostly turned into ambient synth with drum tracks tbh

[tired steeple]

It’s not my thing but I see the appeal

[civic otter]

Igorrr makes good breakcore

Yeah

[round mica]

i wished i could’ve seen knocked loose at inkcarceration this year

heard they had a badass set list

[civic otter]

They're nice yeah

Been a while since i've gone to a concert/festival too

Last i saw was brutal assault in czechia

5 day festival iirc

Bout 150 bands

[round mica]

i’ve been to Wacken Open Air a lot

[civic otter]

Ah yeah, the most famous

[round mica]

i wish to go to bloodstock

[civic otter]

i always look for those weird garage bands no one listens to

you never know when you find something unique

[tired steeple]

Soundcloud is pretty good for that

[round mica]

i thought soundcloud was on the verge of being shutdown for years now

is it still going?

[tired steeple]

Let me check

Yeah still there

[round mica]

sick

@tawny hearth i downloaded gta 3 definitive edition again, time to relive my childhood

[fluid moon]

krak n smouke

[round gulch]

Smoke is the best grenade hands down

Best blitz even

[tired steeple]

I was surprised by how good it was

It’s free ranged damage immunity, almost

[round gulch]

Just use smoke to take out ranged enemies and it will MASSIVELY decrease the difficulty of any mission

They’re less useful in a melee fight but they can be used to give some cover in an emergency

They’re also incredibly useful for picking up teammates

[regal fossil]

do i have to have a weapon equipped to get its blessing? as in holding it?

like, if i have a gun that makes me immune to ranged damage when sprinting over % stamina, but im holding my melee weapon, do i still get that buff?

[mighty fractal]

No

[regal fossil]

well ig it goes into my arbites build with the whole range/melee justice thing

[orchid skiff]

yes, except boltpistol explosion bonus

[regal fossil]

weird exception

[nova thunder]

is ranged attack speed the same as fire rate....?

[somber stream]

Yes, want to join?

[round mica]

Lichtenstein gaming

[somber stream]

Yes

We collecting skullz

[round mica]

hell yeah

wish i could join

[hot verge]

hear me out a ratling class in darktide could be funny

[somber stream]

Wanna come?

[elder stone]

Hi hello

What’s up discordia

[dark wedge]

Good morning, my comrades.

[hot verge]

hi

[dark wedge]

How goes it??

[hot verge]

good your new

[regal fossil]

good morning, potential Lexmate

[mental jasper]

what does strength do

[static tusk]

Morning

[regal fossil]

more strong make bonk hurt more

[blissful kiln]

damage, stagger, cleave

[mental jasper]

alr

[golden patio]

Damage cleave and stagger, Power is only damage

[mental jasper]

okah

[golden patio]

Typically you want strength over power

If you can that is

[spark plume]

Got to sleep relatively early for once, hour and a half later a loud af car screeching past wakes me up and I can't fall back asleep

I am seething

[dark wedge]

I do indeed have a fully leveled Arbitrator.

[dark wedge]

Strength gi especially you increased power, impact, and cleave

[mental jasper]

omagod 3 replies

[blissful kiln]

uhh, is power even a thing in darktide?

[golden patio]

Handful of blessings that are just power

Which think of it as raw damage

[dark wedge]

Yeah, power is raw damage

[blissful kiln]

I can't think of anythign that says "power", I think all of them say damage

that's what I meant.

they really made it confusing for no reason

[dark wedge]

I think the Full Bore blessing for shotguns have power in the description

[blissful kiln]

power in vt2 = strength in dt

full bore says strength

[dark wedge]

I had a conversation with somebody about this recently but my memory is shit

[orchid skiff]

the real strength is the friends we made along the way

[golden patio]

Decimator

[modest flume]

It used to be called Power, they changed it a while back to Strength

Strength in DT is damage, cleave, stagger

[blissful kiln]

yeah, I see decimator has power

[modest flume]

[blissful kiln]

yeah, that's exactly what power is in vt2

so why the fuck did they change it

[modest flume]

[golden patio]

Certified dookieshart moment

Though it proves Deci hasn’t been touched in ages

[hot verge]

hear me out a ratling class in darktide could be funny

[modest flume]

Decimator? I hardly know 'er

[golden patio]

Though Tbf it’s on some of the most neglected arsenal

[modest flume]

[golden patio]

Axe types (yes this includes shovel cause it’s coded as one shockingly)

[modest flume]

tbf they use the shovel animations

Which axe is the one where the heavies are literally the same animations on the mk 1 and 7

[golden patio]

Well I mean when you REALLY think about it

[modest flume]

You flip it around and hit enemies with the pointy bit on the back of the axe head

[golden patio]

An entrenching tool can be used as an axe

[modest flume]

[elfin pagoda]

wheres karien i need an eulastare

[somber stream]

I kinapped her, sorry

[elfin pagoda]

can u make her eulastare rq

[lapis wharf]

Do the venture skins still rotate?

[round mica]

shoutout to the italians for inventing sausage

[round mica]

not anymore

[somber stream]

There

[elfin pagoda]

ty licht

[round mica]

they will be locked in a 6 week rotation now

[lapis wharf]

How old is the inquisitior drip?

[round mica]

[round mica]

however long it’s been since arbite came out

[elder stone]

Bleh

[round mica]

get bleehed

[elder stone]

I woke up 20 minutes ago and now im in the backseat of a car

[round mica]

questionable decisions are being made at only 11 AM

how will looshes day pan out?

[elder stone]

Horribly

[dark wedge]

I woke up hungover af

[elder stone]

I’m still waking up

[young verge]

sounds like a typical work day

except somebody else is driving you

luxury, that

my alarm goes off 35 minutes before I need to be present at work

[blissful kiln]

anyone ever had an issue with the screen going black and fans going full speed?
darktide is doing this consistently rn :\

shuts down my whole pc basically

not performance related, latest one was after upgrading a weapon at hadron

[west urchin]

does your gpu driver control your fans? if so w/black screen I'd start with that

check windows event viewer to see if it's catching it (usually does)

[golden patio]

Does your motherboard flash a certain color? Cause that also can indicate what your problem could be

I found out mine from age is just having RAM issues

[blissful kiln]

I'll look at the motherboard, but I'm not sure how it can flash in any way

[golden patio]

Does it like full restart your PC

[blissful kiln]

how do I check if the gpu controls the fans?

[golden patio]

When it goes black

Is my question

[blissful kiln]

I think it tries? but like I can still hear people in discord and talk back

[west urchin]

if you've never changed it yourself it probably doesn't, this a prebuilt?

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but it's 5y old pc

[west urchin]

Ok, I'd start w/ your event viewer then. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/shows/inside/event-viewer next time it happens (or if you already remember) note the exact time and check the viewer for what event is logged, if it did log anything, it can tell you if it's a power thing or gpu thing (or w/e else if you're lucky). If your computer is on but unresponsive, odds are there's a log of something.

[blissful kiln]

alright, will do, thanks

[hasty breach]

is there a mod that would help a new player navigate maps? like a mini map or clearer objective markers ?

[modest flume]

Most maps are straight shots so it's mostly unnecessary

Sometimes the objective markers break but by that point you're working off of muscle memory more than anything

[blissful kiln]

I have a bunch of Kernel-Power errors that seem to match the time of the crashes.
Does that ring any bells?

appmodel-runtime as well

[hasty breach]

I'm talking about a 10 hours in newbie. The maps aren't that straightforward when you know nothing

[hardy sorrel]

[modest flume]

like which map

[modest flume]

It took me like 2 years to troubleshoot my sister's PC because she would always BSOD from that, iirc that can be the power supply, drivers, or the BIOS

[empty pivot]

Sure, but, they're also designed in such a way that if you bump around enough you'll find a way forward within relative short time, especially considering out of 4 players most are likely to know where to go

also i am hoping and praying for better psyker headgear

[solid skiff]

Can you still invite to join havoc missions that have already started?

[true aspen]

Im genuinely convinced that every single arbites is a new player who sprints off in Auric and can't turn his mouse around to see his entire team has died

it's happened too many times for it to be chance

they just activate every single room and don't fight it

[green beacon]

get in sticky situation
pop ult
???
profit

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktider

[green beacon]

hello Diana

[nocturne bloom]

Fucked my first card up after a year because of this, use afterburners auto control until I had help figuring it out

[prisma cypress]

Man I fucking HATE yard work

This is what I get for being Mexican

[nocturne bloom]

I like it

I mow 3 lawns every week

[prisma cypress]

Nah man not the shit I gotta do

Mow the lawn trim the trees rip off all the plants around the house clean the side road of debris replant grass

[somber stream]

@lilac crag Are you up for a HD2 match?

[primal jackal]

Is the reject side conversation bug still a thing after the arbites update? I remember seeing they upped the amount of side dialogue but everytime I’ve played with an arbites in the party everybody is mostly quiet

[nocturne bloom]

Thats just part of it man

Better when its your property

[modest flume]

Average pub player is selfish, and Arby rewards selfishness so not impossible

[prisma cypress]

NAH FUCK THAT

[primal jackal]

Ahhhh yeah I remember when zealots used to do this all the time

[prisma cypress]

i dont get satisfaction of finishing cleaning just more annoyance

[modest flume]

I'd tolerate all of that except for planting grass unless I'm using a spreader and I can be liberal with it

When I was a groundskeeper, it was my favorite when I got to cut trees/branches all day

I love me my chainsaws

[nocturne bloom]

Farmboss my beloved

[lilac crag]

ahhh, sorry friend

tonight is drinking night

[green beacon]

luv me rashuns

[nocturne bloom]

Drink and play

Ez

I do

[lilac crag]

I am not playing hd2 with an acquaintance while shitfaced

[somber stream]

Drink nights are holy, enjoy!

[lilac crag]

I would rather embarrass myself consciously

[modest flume]

I know a guy who only plays Darktide when drunk

He has 5k hours

[somber stream]

Yeah honestly i don't mind

I too, am wasted af

[lilac crag]

thanks lad :) hope I get to see you on darktide too

[modest flume]

I don't drink, just not for me

[somber stream]

Proper

I drink like twice a year

[elder stone]

I drink things that ruin my internals, not alcohol

[modest flume]

Spiked lemonade or something once in a while is nice though, takes the edge off

Otherwise eh

I'm too angry to drink, it worsens my temper

[lilac crag]

this is my first time actually

[low barn]

Just had Rannick reminding me that i work for only him after a Mission from Hallowette...
Surely he must be Mistaken...
I work WITH Him on this Case...

[lilac crag]

my sister had a couple drinks in the fridge and offered me a mix

[modest flume]

Ey, enjoy!

[lilac crag]

I do not know how this will go

[somber stream]

Ayyyy First time drinking

[modest flume]

Make sure to drink lots of water before you go to sleep

[lilac crag]

yup

[somber stream]

Eh im sure he'll be fine

Not that much alcohol anyway

[lilac crag]

ordered pizza earlier to have a stummy with food

[modest flume]

Now that's living life

[nocturne bloom]

Bad idea

[elder stone]

You are east European

It’s like water

[lilac crag]

i do not take ideas from you, gooner man!

[low barn]

Enjoy Alexander!

[lilac crag]

thanks asco :)

[lilac crag]

I am not a stereotype sadly

[somber stream]

Gooner man

[modest flume]

I love you

[somber stream]

@nocturne bloom 🫵 You are Goonerman from now on

[supple thorn]

Okay, time to start drinking.

[lilac crag]

Goonerman!!!

[green beacon]

luv me bushman

[elder stone]

Yes you are

[nocturne bloom]

Goon??? Sure

[elder stone]

You don’t know it yet

[modest flume]

"from now own" He wasn't already???????

[somber stream]

I mean we all know that

[modest flume]

[somber stream]

But now it's official naming

[modest flume]

Ah I see, it's official

With the paperwork and everything

[somber stream]

Yes, official

[stable fox]

[low barn]

I should raise a Glass or two aswell in the Emperors Name...

[modest flume]

Alrighty, you know what to do

[nocturne bloom]

Yea im a pro gooner, goonerlord if you will

[stable fox]

You know what else is official?
The faith in Emperor of Mankind

[supple thorn]

That much is obvious.

[round mica]

i forgot how goated hotline miami 1&2’s soundtracks are

[elder stone]

I stomach is in immense physical pain

[supple thorn]

Pepto?

[brazen pelican]

Children of the Emperor - Death to his foes!

[low barn]

Why?

[round mica]

loosh doesn’t drink enough water

that’s why

[green beacon]

death to his toes!

[elder stone]

Pancakes

[modest flume]

To The Top

[low barn]

FOR THE EMPEROR! DEATH TO HIS FOES

[brazen pelican]

Good, good! Rubs hands.

[round mica]

honestly the best soundtrack i’ve heard in awhile

[nocturne bloom]

That time of the month? 👉 👈

[lilac crag]

okay

[brazen pelican]

Emperor's Children is top tier trolls, still having that as their war cry.

[lilac crag]

half Fanta half whiskey mix is fine

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-fWsiStxM

[lilac crag]

I think

[round mica]

the only game i can think of that rivals hotline miami’s is either cyberpunks or deep rock galactic’s

[halcyon glen]

No teeth

[lilac crag]

HOTLINE MIAMI MENTIONED

I cannot post the question gif

[modest flume]

I love Dance of The Dreadnought from DRG

[round mica]

imagine one day, in a perfect world, the stars align

[elder stone]

Ball knowledge

[low barn]

Some are convinced they do his Will...

[round mica]

we got hotline miami 3

[modest flume]

It's got such a Queens of The Stone Age vibe (intentionally) and it's such a massive pace changer, especially like at the end of an Escort Duty when you're at the Ommoran

[brazen pelican]

They do, they kill the people worshipping him as a god.

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWuBGjHRxtI

[elder stone]

Worshipping the guy who didn’t want to be worshipped

[low barn]

Huh?

[round mica]

i’m a huge fan of robot getaway

[elder stone]

Emperor seems like a pretty chill guy

[modest flume]

Also DRG has some of the best cowbell I've heard

[elder stone]

I can’t have periods it is biologically impossible

[somber stream]

What if

Oh nvm i might get ban

[round mica]

fathomless tomb hits hard as shit when you’re playing alone and the only thing you have with you is bosco and the darkness..

[modest flume]

We finally have enough cowbell with DRG

(IYKYK)

[nocturne bloom]

Did you find the secret to twink pregnancy??

[elder stone]

What if I’m using a voice changer and I’ve been LYING this whole time

[somber stream]

I can tell, you're using real voice

[clear orchid]

Hi

[elder stone]

I am not a twink

[lilac crag]

I need to beat either one of you someday

[elder stone]

What

[somber stream]

Am professionul

[low barn]

After He burned down an entire City build for that exact Purpose, opening one of His sons Up to the dark Enteties

[lilac crag]

I need to beat either one of you someday

[nocturne bloom]

As someone with a soundboard and audio mods, no, thats you

[lilac crag]

either Lucy is getting punched or goonerman is getting punched
but one of you is getting punched

[elder stone]

I’ve been taught in the ways of the American newscaster accent

[somber stream]

Nope

[nocturne bloom]

You can punch me

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLMi4opO2Eo

[nocturne bloom]

[low barn]

In what?

[lilac crag]

jousting duel

[somber stream]

You certainly don't have slavic accent anymore

[low barn]

Who is Lucy?

[lilac crag]

Loosh

[round mica]

too much cave fumes

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

I was granted a scalable accent

[modest flume]

Lefty Lucy, the twin of Righty Tighty

[somber stream]

Tighty

[lilac crag]

holding back

I am not going to grab the low hanging fruit

there are better jokes to be made here

[modest flume]

C'mon guys, you know the phrase

[green beacon]

is loosh in the vc or smth

[somber stream]

Tightly

[modest flume]

Right is tight, left is loosh loose

[round mica]

i was thinking of the classic sammich originating from minnesota called the Juicy Lucy

[low barn]

Why... Why... WHYYYY?

[somber stream]

Okay this is getting a bit too indepth

[modest flume]

tbh I was thinking of loosies, as in loose cigs that you used to be able to buy

[round mica]

many a’ lucy being spoken today

[modest flume]

Back in the day you could buy individual cigs

[round mica]

back in my day we rolled cigs

[modest flume]

But cigarette companies did not like having their profit margin dipped into so the US outlawed it ln like the 20s iirc, I think it's later

[somber stream]

You can still now in Asian countries

[elder stone]

What

[green beacon]

voice changer??

[round mica]

i was told licht has a tendency to meow in vc

[somber stream]

Marlboro taste absolutely amazing in Thailand for some reason

[round mica]

is this true?

[somber stream]

No

Who spread this lie

[modest flume]

I don't smoke, never will, but I just know this information

[low barn]

DeLucyons

[round mica]

i only smoke cigars

[elder stone]

Hard drugs for hard men

[modest flume]

I just don't smoke, I have an allergy to the smells

[elder stone]

[modest flume]

agitates my lungs

[supple thorn]

So viagra

[round mica]

just don’t breath in through your nose

[low barn]

SILENCE

[modest flume]

No thanks I'm good, lost my father to smoking

also if I ever learn to tolerate smoking I know I would never quit

[somber stream]

No cig, no drug, no drink, no smoke. Baseman everyone

[abstract wraith]

Cigarette smoke is bad for someone with the asthma

[outer jasper]

I huff glue

[low barn]

Thats quite the reason... My condolences

[round mica]

repulsive bushman straight edge?

hell yeah

[elder stone]

I fit this criteria

[supple thorn]

I like alcohol too much.

[somber stream]

Well, don't

It make your brain a puddle later in life

[modest flume]

Funny thing is, I don't really try to disrespect people who do smoke, I figure they know it's killing them slowly but they made peace with it or feel they have no other choice, not my job to rub it in their face

Even when my father had half of his lung removed from surgery he still smoked

[elder stone]

Had a brain eating amoeba once

[round mica]

i know a lady who used to smoke while on an oxygen tank

[somber stream]

My uncle with his liver, still drink

[modest flume]

It's just a matter of balance like everything else

[low barn]

Can be a big Stress relieve

[modest flume]

As long as you aren't a serial chainsmoker, it's not even really that bad

It's slow, but irreversible, but slow

[modest flume]

My stress relief is hurting the people who give me stress

[round mica]

insert spy from tf2 with a mouth full of cigs png

[modest flume]

mentlegen

[supple thorn]

Eh. If my brain goes, it goes. shit id rather not remember anymore anyway.

[low barn]

I Wish...

[modest flume]

That's why I'd never smoke, just because I know I would probably never put down a cig if I ever try to tolerate it

[fiery wave]

Actually, you can still get the cramping weird feels from what I heard, just no actual RED rage river.

[somber stream]

Damn all this talk is depressing

Better take a drag

[round mica]

enough talk, time for the taste test

[dry pebble]

im the same with alcohol, be strong king

[supple thorn]

What are we testing?

[modest flume]

The only drag here is drag racing

[low barn]

[round mica]

cars or the dudes

[modest flume]

Likewise, king

[round mica]

russian cream

[supple thorn]

Was hoping more of vodka.

[modest flume]

Cars obviously, they both may make your blood pressure rise but only cars can go 200+ MPH

[round mica]

have you seen usain bolt

bro goes atleast 201 mph

[somber stream]

whuh

[round mica]

i wonder how long it will take human evolution to get where we can run the same speed as a cheetah

[modest flume]

But he's not drag racing, therefore irrelevant

[low barn]

27-28...

[earnest nacelle]

Probably never, unless we force it.

[round mica]

isn’t running track technically human drag racing..

[somber stream]

We don't have the need for that, got smart instead.

[modest flume]

🤔 That'd be more like a circuit than anything

They go in laps don't they?

[long sigil]

he ignored sons depression

[round mica]

not all

there are dashes where you go in a straight line

[long sigil]

real chill ass guy

[low barn]

No. Drag is going over a quarter Mile as fast as possible in a straight line

[modest flume]

No I meant in terms of human racing

[round mica]

[low barn]

Oh.
No they Run in a straight line too.
100-200 metres

[modest flume]

I forgot human racing also has those straight tracks, I'm thinking of.. track running I think, yeah

[round mica]

drag racing humans before gta 6

[low barn]

So basically human drag race

[modest flume]

Imagine if we called it human drag racing

[low barn]

It was a Thing even before GTA v

[modest flume]

What would the drag queens do? 🤔

[round mica]

proof?

[round mica]

uhhhh exist

[modest flume]

Drag queens drag racing cars with human drag racing pilots

A whole empire of drag

[elder stone]

His son should’ve worked harder

[round mica]

while taking drags

[modest flume]

We are already living in the end times

[round mica]

we are in the end game now

[stable fox]

It's joeover

[round mica]

are you guys geared and leveled?

[low barn]

Usain Bolt Set His World record of 19.98 secs over 200 Metres in 2009
GTA V released 2013

[lilac crag]

not good

[round mica]

false

[lilac crag]

not sure if I'll do this again

[round mica]

if real life were a destiny raid right now, what would your gear level be?

[fair bridge]

we’re going to a fancy restaurant today

[low barn]

Truth

[fair bridge]

they made me wear a suit

[round mica]

born to eat forced to a wear a suit

[low barn]

Who is we?

[fair bridge]

me my boyfriend and jesus christ

because he’s always with us

like santa

[round mica]

the boyfriend or jesus christ

[fair bridge]

santa

[somber stream]

The Boyfriend is Jesus Christ

[lilac crag]

licht

[low barn]

And why am i not invited?

[somber stream]

Yes hello Licht here

[modest flume]

Have fun

[round mica]

not gay enough

[fair bridge]

become gayer

[lilac crag]

help

[fair bridge]

play zealot

[modest flume]

They tell me gays are homosexuals, is this true?

[somber stream]

What thee need?

[fair bridge]

allegedly

[elder stone]

The boyfriend is Jesus or Christ?

[modest flume]

dang

[round mica]

become the gayest of the all, play marvels rivals and enjoy it

[fair bridge]

real talk rivals rips

[modest flume]

what a crazy world we live in

[low barn]

No

[hardy wyvern]

chinese spyware

[elder stone]

No you can be gay without being homosexual

Causally being gay vs actively homosexual is different

[somber stream]

Whuh

[brazen pelican]

Casual gay suggests competitive homosexuality.

[lilac crag]

I am not tolerant to alcohol it seems

[hardy wyvern]

you can have a loving relationship with your father that goes putt-putt and be straight

[fair bridge]

hoooooly shit

[elder stone]

Yeah kissing your friends is different from making out with dudes

[somber stream]

So you're piss drunk right now?

[modest flume]

Do you mean flamboyant versus actually attracted to the same gender?

[somber stream]

Alex, stop drinking, have some lemonade

[lilac crag]

I think if I wanted to I could fight a raccoon

[fair bridge]

this restaurant is crazy though

[modest flume]

Mmm sweet lemonade, that my dear sweet momma made

[lilac crag]

Idk if I could if he had rabies tho

[modest flume]

(IYKYK)

[somber stream]

Oh well, keep at it then

[elder stone]

I have aged homemade vodka

[fair bridge]

they have beef wellington bro

[elder stone]

Proper cyanide

[hardy wyvern]

they are smaller than a house dog of course you can fight a racoon

[somber stream]

And fight a raccoon, in His name

[fair bridge]

it’s 60 dollars

[modest flume]

Put the phone down and enjoy the time you're spending with your partner, man, C'mon now

[lilac crag]

they're ferocious beasts

majestic in their way

[fair bridge]

we’re driving up bro

[lilac crag]

like licht

[modest flume]

Understandable, have a great day

[supple thorn]

how many drinks are you down?

[fair bridge]

plus he doesn’t like me talking to him while he’s driving, he gets distracted easily

[hardy wyvern]

can't say no to that

i had linguine and rissoto the other day for $70 and hated myself

[fair bridge]

jesus

i could fuck up a rissoto tbh

[somber stream]

Scammed

[lime beacon]

didnt know mcdonalds sold risotto and linguine

[hardy wyvern]

think the waiter felt bad for me and didn't even add the tip

[lime beacon]

chump change

[lilac crag]

enough to have lasted me a pizza slice

pretty sure

fairly sure

[modest flume]

If someone is distracting me I'll just straight up ignore them to focus

[elder stone]

For 200$ I’ll drink enough to kill a baby elephant and survive

[round mica]

the dollar sign goes before the number loosh

[modest flume]

"huh yeah ok not talking just gotta focus"

[elder stone]

I don’t say “dollars 200”

[supple thorn]

Can i join you? Sounds like my level of drinking fun.

[fair bridge]

playing darktide music in the car now

[round mica]

loosh

[fair bridge]

[lilac crag]

who the hell says dollars two hunnid

[round mica]

don’t be silly

[low barn]

EYES ON THE STREET LEXBREAKERS

[modest flume]

Empires Will Fall

[elder stone]

Bet

[hardy wyvern]

could of used that for 14000 worth of aquielas

[supple thorn]

Sounds like not many. Need to get those numbers up.

[elder stone]

Freaks clearly

[lilac crag]

I think I'm gonna eat M&Ms now

[supple thorn]

Fuck yeah!!

[somber stream]

Home cook for dates

[elder stone]

Currency signs go behind the number

[lilac crag]

peanut MandMs

[somber stream]

I know what the ladies like

[round mica]

you go behind the number

[brazen pelican]

Reasonable people would say "Hundred dollar two".

[low barn]

What about da Pizza?

[lilac crag]

I will fight you demon

[hardy wyvern]

home cook is the way this decade

[elder stone]

500 ₴
100 €
50 £
25 ¥
$ 10????

[lilac crag]

too much work

I have to cut, I have to put sauce on it, plate underneath

rahhh

[low barn]

Then give it to me

[somber stream]

Invite them over to join the cooking process, you can bond as you prepare the ingredient together

[brazen pelican]

Probably have to chew, as well!

[abstract wraith]

That do be how different countries do things sometimes, yeah

[somber stream]

If she can't cook though? Run.

[low barn]

Yeah thats what you slaaneshis like huh?

[elder stone]

500 Hryvnia
100 Euros
50 pounds
25 Yen
Dollars 10

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom.

[elder stone]

Makes 0 sense to put the $ before the number

[fair bridge]

bro they have a tomahawk ribeye that is $95

[round mica]

[brazen pelican]

About as much sense as putting month before day.

[round mica]

$95 is cheap for a good tomahawk

[fair bridge]

they have a pork one for $31

[low barn]

And all portions are so small, that you need 12 to at least start getting filled

[abstract wraith]

Maybe a bit controversial but I will never think steak is worth the expensive prices

[fair bridge]

48 oz they say

[elder stone]

Month first is understandable because you can say “January 5th” for example but I agree that overall it goes
Day Month Year or vise versa because of ascending-descending order

[somber stream]

It's not the steak, it's the "space"

[low barn]

See? Told you so

[fair bridge]

yeah it’s ridiculous, but they have to charge at least 300% what they pay for it and beef can get expensive

[brazen pelican]

Oh, the date is 7/4, let's celebrate 4th of July.

[lilac crag]

I have to chew too yeah

[round mica]

fine dining in general is a scam

[lilac crag]

everything is so much slower

[somber stream]

Except for when you're in France, or Italy. They know what they're doing

[lilac crag]

how am I supposed to play games like this brav

how do ppl play like this at all

[fair bridge]

i think my bf wants to try darktide now since i played some tracks from the soundtrack

the gauntlet goes hard

[round mica]

not paying over 100 anything for noodles or bread

[low barn]

[supple thorn]

Determination and a good tolerance of alcohol.

[abstract wraith]

Im simple, I go to places and get burger. They are normally reasonably priced save for some places

[low barn]

I wont pay over hundred for Head either...

[elder stone]

Yeah 7/4 as July 4th makes sense, it’s not the most efficient way in my opinion because America still uses Day Month Year in, for example, some essays, but it’s more justifiable than $10 when 10$ is clearly superior

[round mica]

wdym

[lilac crag]

wise words

[lilac crag]

do you cost 10 dollars or dollars 10 loosh

[supple thorn]

Used to play Bloodborne and Titanfall 2 absolutly trashed.

[fair bridge]

rack of lamb they sell too

never had lamb before

[lilac crag]

bloodborne I can see

[elder stone]

what

[lilac crag]

titanfall2 tho

he'll naur

[somber stream]

That amount for just noodle or bread is straight scam, if you know the price and you're still going there anyway, that's on you

[elder stone]

Titanfall 2 is great

[supple thorn]

Hard mode and multiplayer. Good times.

[low barn]

A good Burger... A Dish for a King

[elder stone]

I’m not for sale

[somber stream]

Homecook supremacy

[lilac crag]

I loooooooooved the pve

[lilac crag]

gun to your head

[fair bridge]

dollars 11

[supple thorn]

I got it on my laptop so i could play it again. I miss that game.

[round mica]

the 43 other active players also agree

[elder stone]

[abstract wraith]

Exactly, now some fast food places (U.S. wise) charge almost as much for their crap burgers than actual restaurants do

[elder stone]

43 billionaires

[fair bridge]

titanfall 2 is fucked though right?? isn’t there an RCE exploit?

[tawny grail]

Been fixed for a while I think

[lilac crag]

I think it's in a better state now

[elder stone]

I’m in the process of making beef hot pockets

[fair bridge]

huh good

[lilac crag]

I haven't played in a year

[tawny grail]

SP campaign is worth the price of admission several times over

[fair bridge]

[round mica]

i thought it was alright

[somber stream]

TF2 campaign was decent, but nothing too crazy

[round mica]

the multiplayer was fun tho