general-chat

[fiery wave]

Can you flame when you are worse than a girl?

[somber stream]

Flame is flame lol

[surreal ermine]

if someones flaming you you have already won
theyre a malding little baby and it is now your duty to make them as angry as humanly possible

[fiery wave]

Still, the emotional damage.

[somber stream]

It's just annoying

I enjoy game shit talk, but infighting is very counterproductive

I do however, love talking shit about the enemy team

[dry pebble]

im sorry captain... i took a nap... for eight hours

[weary drum]

This folks is why you never take anything online to heart 🙂

[somber stream]

Mandated edict: Ball crushing for 8 hours

[little marten]

I’ve pretty much stopped all voice comms outside of play with friends, you just can’t win no matter the angle against GAMERS

[weary drum]

Don't do that... Tempting me with false hope like that...

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a good fucking nap.

[weary drum]

xD

[little marten]

I must admit I do miss the valorant shit talking and then it turns out some dudes in the lobby with his e gf

[orchid skiff]

I miss my valorant e gf

[somber stream]

God i hate e girls

[orchid skiff]

will you be mine gamer

[little marten]

Yeah sure let’s digitally hold hands

[weary drum]

There's no such thing as women on the internet 😄 Just dudes with tits 😄

[storm ember]

I think the Auspex music is absolutely perfect because it encapsulates the strangeness and mysticism of the Mechanicus while also maintaining the 'tech' aspect. The moment it starts it feels like you're in the middle of some otherworldly ritual, which- technically- you kind of are

[true palm]

How fo i change my characters name?

[little marten]

It’s more the droves of mid twenties English dudes with their midlands accents desperately trying to win their approval.. and I say that as an Englishman

[storm ember]

Barber, far left and back of the mourningstar shops

[weary drum]

Ahhh the good ol white knights of the internet lol

[somber stream]

This is what happen 9/10 times, the other 1 is the girl making the most annoying sounds ever known to man

[true palm]

@storm ember in what option though?

[somber stream]

"nuuuuuu, that guy shot me no faaaaaiiir"

[little marten]

Hahaha I heard that clear as day

[storm ember]

Personality scourge iirc

[true palm]

@storm ember there was no option in there to change his name

Found it. Thanks

[little marten]

I think in my next life I’d like to be an e girl tbf, must be quite fun

[fiery wave]

EXCUSE ME.

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah. am on now.

[little marten]

EXPOSED 🫵

[somber stream]

You're not egirl Karien, just a regular player

[fiery wave]

He said there is no women on the net, only men with moobs.

_>

[little marten]

“hey.. hey mate?”

growls

“That’s my girlfriend you’re flaming, don’t let me hear you do that again.”

[jade stump]

how'd they 3d print me into existense then

moobs cant do that alone

[true palm]

Wtf changing name crashed my game l9l

[somber stream]

My claim is mine own, so as his

[weary drum]

No no not moobs just dudes with tits 🙂

[storm ember]

Anyways yeah I really like the flute/birdsong sounds that play in the background of the tracks along with the spacey, natural sounds. It completely highlights how deeply cultural and mystic and sagelike these guys are while also quietly saying "what you're doing right now is weird. You're scanning random bodies and putting data in a dead guy's roboticized skull. There's nothing normal about this."

[little marten]

I had lil moobies for a few months, was quite empowering

[somber stream]

"B1 can you assist"

"Mate sorry but she's taken, you're gonna have to try your luck elsewhere"

[orchid skiff]

Women don't exist anymore... Because of woke...

[elder merlin]

[storm ember]

[fiery wave]

Still. I'm on vox, tell me if you wanna do some.

[somber stream]

Omw

[elder merlin]

Another raki?

[storm ember]

ghfjtmgngngmgmghmgnfjgng

[weary drum]

Ill send the dragon on you! 🤣

[elder merlin]

Look, @sleek harness, one of your kin. @storm ember

[brazen pelican]

Things are out of control!!!

[orchid skiff]

You are certainly one to talk

[brazen pelican]

Yes. :3

[little marten]

NooOooooOoo!! xDdd Y-y-you wouldn’t dware send that scary wary dwagon after meee? :33

[storm ember]

Inside of me there are two wolves
One is lil evil-bad skaven
Ths other is Victor Saltzpyre
I kiss rats

[orchid skiff]

Psychic damage

[little marten]

🙂‍↕️

[brazen pelican]

Rawr xD

[round mica]

what the fuck did i just come back to

[weary drum]

What didn't you come back to

[little marten]

gulps please don’t scare mwee ^^

[brazen pelican]

I got some free rations that I stole found earlier. Want some? :3

[little marten]

Lifes cruelest twist was not making me a teenage girl

[round mica]

no

😔

[weary drum]

It's 2025 be the best you that you can be

[little marten]

I’d love to be a cat to be honest

Just chilling on a garden wall licking my arms

[weary drum]

Well damn brudda what's stoppin u?

[jade stump]

the tech of the modern age lacks the power

[weary drum]

Living the dream I see

#blessed

[little marten]

Shit dude you’ve just changed my life, guess that’s if to me I’m off to the garden ❤️

[elder merlin]

Watch out, @sleek harness

[weary drum]

You know me 🙂 I'm just a guide to the lost souls of this world 🌎 ✨️ 😌

[little marten]

Meow brrrrrggg Mao Zedong purrrr

[fluid moon]

whats wrong with you

[obtuse hornet]

Nothing, he's perfectly fine as he is

[weary drum]

Live your best life king/queen/feline :>

[fluid moon]

i smell heresy in this one

[obtuse hornet]

Nuh uh

[round mica]

looking for some folk to run some scripture missions with

[long sigil]

fuck\

buff lasgun

[fluid moon]

perhaps they need to be rokked.

[long sigil]

buff all lasweapon

i used it many time

[obtuse hornet]

I think there's a channel for organising a game?

[long sigil]

i finaly knew

lasgun is just not useable

las weapon is most buff need

[fluid moon]

recon

[weary drum]

A laser weapon needs to be buffed?

[long sigil]

recon bad too

yes

[obtuse hornet]

Woahhh there don't get your rok on anyone. Some people get their roks off to it around here

[mighty fractal]

recon is one of the meta vet builds

[fluid moon]

never say this again to me

[long sigil]

no more now

after burn nerf

[fluid moon]

i do not like you and i will be throwing a rock at you if i see you

[weary drum]

Laughs in 12 stacks D:

[long sigil]

i hope infantry lasgun is burst gun

my finger

is fucking so hurt

[weary drum]

Is Infernus even meta on the recon lazgun anymore?

[long sigil]

burn good at boss

but else tresh

[weary drum]

Doesnt feel like it packs that punch like it used too :3

[obtuse hornet]

Woahhh sorry big man. I know you're rok hard but no need to throw your weight around

[fluid moon]

[long sigil]

las weapon need some touch

damage?

fine

but other stats are bad

infantry lasgun need burst fire ver and single shot ver

[weary drum]

Railgun attachment for the Helbore

xD

[long sigil]

hope helbore cleave good

and draw speed

when do they return summer vac

[warm jay]

The Roks

[obtuse hornet]

The Roks

They're Rokking it

[long sigil]

swedish dev

damn it

even skin rotation is fucked

please fat shark

i hope this is not ur best

[orchid skiff]

It is the best

[weary drum]

Asking a lot for a game that was dead on release :3 (or at least within the 1st month)

[orchid skiff]

If you don't like it

Fix your taste

Fatshark never wrong

[orchid skiff]

Fatshark #1

[long sigil]

but

damn it

game has potential

but not work

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[orchid skiff]

Work in august

Maybe

[long sigil]

kr is night

hope so

[brazen pelican]

Morning! :3

[vestal mantle]

Im starting my day off right with a nutritious breakfast

[long sigil]

just hope some let me know what are they doing

[vestal mantle]

Instant mashed potatoes and jerky

[long sigil]

sound nice

[elder stone]

Hello goons

[long sigil]

hello dog

[orchid skiff]

Hello dog

[long sigil]

next rotation

will good

i hope so

and some good news

[orchid skiff]

Groceries done I will now eat something and play darktide™

[long sigil]

hope all weapon usable

[weary drum]

All weapons are viable

[long sigil]

weapon balance not good

[weary drum]

If you're expecting a weapon to do something that it won't you'll be dissapointed 😦

[long sigil]

yeah it true

but no one do

game will patch shit

[brazen pelican]

I'm disappointed the flash from my shield doesn't set enemies on fire. :<

[vestal mantle]

Have you considered using lighter fluid instead of blood

[long sigil]

no

mountain dew

[brazen pelican]

I have not.

[weary drum]

lol I prefer monster energy xD If the fire doesnt kill them the heart attacks will 😄

[elder stone]

It should blow them up instantly

[vestal mantle]

Juiced penguin is also an option

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, I am now on fire. Halp?

[vestal mantle]

No one expects furry penguin death

[brazen pelican]

Preach! Sips Monster.

[orchid skiff]

eat ice cream

[long sigil]

i feel shit

dont use infantry lasgun

before buff

[weary drum]

Ahh yes the heart attacks wont be good enough... give em diabetes kill them slowly 😄

[orchid skiff]

lick lick yum

[vestal mantle]

Diabeetus is great... You get special socks

[stoic dune]

should toughness regen be a number instead of a % of max? that way toughness won't be basically the only worthwile stat to go for in talents and curios

so instead of 5% toughness per hit/kill, you get 5 toughness. wich is not increased by increasing max toughness

[long sigil]

kr translate is shit so i will not care i think

las gun is fucking laser gun

[weary drum]

I ask you what's 5% of 100 toughness per hit to 5 toughness per hit :3

[stoic dune]

it's just very booring that everything else is so bad that it's just for memes or playing on challenge mode. or zealot glass cannon ofcourse, wich is hardmode

[long sigil]

what the fuck

who translate it

[drowsy prawn]

but it is..a laser gun

[long sigil]

damn it

lasgun

[stoic dune]

5 would not become 10 if you go up to 200 toughness.

5% will be 10 at 200

[weary drum]

Is 10 per hit at 5% not better if thats the case?

[stoic dune]

having toughness be the be all and end all is booring and stale

[orchid skiff]

stop talking about numbers

i don't like them

[long sigil]

math

[weary drum]

Id argue stamina is more important than toughness since you can still take hp damage through toughness before it fully breaks in some cases :3

[stoic dune]

i'd like for it to be viable to have 0 toughness talents/curios, and still be able to survive. HENCE having replenishment of toughness just be a number instead of % of max.

[delicate vapor]

[weary drum]

However a blocked attack is a blocked attack :3

[long sigil]

fucking swedish dev

[stoic dune]

that just applies to the top 1% of players that know exactly how to avoid all damage, in part by having lots of stamina.

[long sigil]

why make game cool

how they

[stoic dune]

i've never heard a good player argue in favor of blocking in this game 😄

[weary drum]

If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball xD

[long sigil]

game patch damn slow

make game cool and make me wait

torture

[weary drum]

Then you've never met a good player in this game is another thing id argue xD

[stoic dune]

i've watched just about all the content creators, can't recall any of them talking about blocking.

[sleek harness]

Totally a weirdo

[long sigil]

[orchid skiff]

and you haven't seen the message before the edit

[long sigil]

when do they stop make me wait

[weary drum]

That's because they are to busy catering to thier audience to talk about something very basic in the game :3

[sleek harness]

Then tell me

[long sigil]

huh

hope las weapon good

[orchid skiff]

you know how pirates have a wooden leg

a peg leg

[stoic dune]

it's fucking 34 C in my room, what the fuck

[long sigil]

lol here 28.9c

no wind huh

me go sleep

bye dogs

[stoic dune]

this july has been absurdly warm, but may and june was very chill.

[orchid skiff]

for some reason i do not have hayfever

this is so odd to me

did nature stop reproducing or something

[low barn]

35.9 C
Its insane.
But a thunderstorm is comming

[weary drum]

Can you smell it coming?

[low barn]

You May have overcome it. All 7years your Body reworks itself in such things

[low barn]

Smell, feel and see

[elder merlin]

Once upon a time bait used to be believeable

[sleek harness]

Once upon a time

Old Man is becoming poetic

[weary drum]

Before or after the 1st ever rick roll xD

[frosty echo]

Why would i block when i can attack

[inland mantle]

[weary drum]

You're right! Blocking is for the weak and that just ain't you. 🙂

[frosty echo]

Just kill the enemies before they hurt you its that easy

[sleek harness]

Go fight 3 ragers then

[weary drum]

Just kill them all at the same time duh!?!?

[sleek harness]

Exactly

But how?

[frosty echo]

Easy i just use my hammerblow weapon

[inland mantle]

Attacking

[sleek harness]

Proof that he doesn't play the game

[sleek harness]

Very clever, Green

But how many attacks?

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2

Maybeeee 3

[sleek harness]

And will the 3 rangers kill you before you can kill them

Since you cannot block

[inland mantle]

Nah meta slave dueling sword out ranges them

[weary drum]

Just fight 10 ragers at once and kill them ezpz

[inland mantle]

Ez

[frosty echo]

In seriousness i mostly just push attack i mostly shield block range attacks

[steady scroll]

I know they have a damage cap so you can't just pop 'em with a thunderhammer (lame)... but is there anything that gets advantages against shields (you know those captain style enemy ones)? Like elc attacks from shock mauls, etc.?

[inland mantle]

Umm

[frosty echo]

If i have ds4 i just kill every rager instantly as it approaches me

[sleek harness]

Grenades

[inland mantle]

You can one shot captains tho if the damage is high enough

[weary drum]

Nah see you can't do that because then the game would be to easy and boring

Use a chainsword and get locked in place like a real gamer :>

[frosty echo]

I mostly don't use ds4 because its too easy tbh

The awp of melees

[sleek harness]

Very smart of you to use it when fighting 3 ragers

[nocturne bloom]

You can 1 tap them, i have a build specifically for it

[inland mantle]

Anyways back to dicking around with my crusher marty build good bye losers

[weary drum]

Get trapped in a small room thats packed to the brim with enemies of all variations and tell me that again 🙂

[frosty echo]

Chainsword is actually pretty decent vs ragers you just don't special

[orchid skiff]

chain weapons specials and shock maul special

[frosty echo]

That's what all the other stuff i have is for but also lol no i'll just dueling sword it all

I have cleared huge packs with the DS on auric damnation when that was a thing, and now auric

[steady scroll]

That include the arby shock maul, or is it just the regular one as it does a lot of little hits (like a chain weapon)?

[frosty echo]

Judicious pushing, dodging, talent picks

[weary drum]

I mean with the ds4 :3 there's no way to keep up dps when stuck in a room where you can't dodge left or right to make up for the sheer force of the enemy size when 30+ enemies are shoved in a corner xD

[orchid skiff]

little hits

[weary drum]

by yourself

[frosty echo]

Oh
Why are you there

Dont be

[weary drum]

Im just saying if its truely overpowered youd be able to walk away from a situation like that everytime 🙂

That's simpley not the case :3

[frosty echo]

Worst argument ive ever heard lol

[long sigil]

swendish dev assessssssss

where is ur viking soul

fuck

[weary drum]

You sir have lost the arguement with that comment 🙂

[frosty echo]

"this gun isnt overpowered it doesnt aimbot every enemy on the map for you"

[long sigil]

use lasgun with gold mission

[frosty echo]

"it could be worse! therefore its not bad"

[long sigil]

u will know

[drowsy prawn]

DS4 has a special that makes it so you don't have to dodge

very handy

[long sigil]

Dark soul 4?

[frosty echo]

the special is incredibly useful

key part of murdering 25 ragers in a row

[weary drum]

Dank Souls IV

[long sigil]

holy shit

[frosty echo]

H1-S one taps

and animation cancels

[nocturne bloom]

I unironically use infantry las. Its good if you actually hit shots, ammo economy is great too

[long sigil]

yeah

[frosty echo]

infantry lasgun is a really good gun if you're the type to shoot mediums

[long sigil]

its true

[nocturne bloom]

Its recoil is its issue

[long sigil]

but thats only good thing in infantry lasgun

[frosty echo]

if you want to be shooting all the shooters and brawlers its a workhorse

doesnt have the instant perfomance of other choices though

[long sigil]

than fat shark buff infantry normal accurate

[nocturne bloom]

I mean you don't use a bolter for ammo economy or reload speed, everything has a strong point

[frosty echo]

yeah its a niche gun, ironically for the niche veterans who dont use it often play

[long sigil]

i just want all weapon useable

[nocturne bloom]

Infantry las just needs the same recoil as the recon (none)

[frosty echo]

STOP USING A GUN WITH 60 AMMO TO SHOOT REGULAR GUYS

[long sigil]

but all single shot

my finger damn hurt

[frosty echo]

the lasgun should have minimal recoil i agree

both from lore and to make it a headshot chain monster

[long sigil]

damage and ammo all nice

but other is shit

[frosty echo]

its the gun for if you want to mainly gun

[nocturne bloom]

The thing is, with 140 rounds in the fire rate mark, the ammo economy from talents and the crit las perk basically gives you infinite ammo

[frosty echo]

(and not hoover up all the ammo on the map)

[long sigil]

i hope infantry las gun is burst gun

[frosty echo]

i mean 60 ammo total like the guys who revolver random enemies lol

[nocturne bloom]

Oh right

[frosty echo]

if you're going to use a gun to kill regular enemies PLEASE dont bring a special killing gun, some of us want to shoot too

the infantry lasgun actually having an optic iirc is kinda a huge plus

a lot of the ironsights in darktide are, to put it impolitely, dogshit

[long sigil]

than remove optic and buff stats

[frosty echo]

use a headhunter autogun

[long sigil]

i like infantry las gun

but not useful

this is why gaurdsman play shit

[weary drum]

Are they random enemies or strategically placed to make you think they're random o.O

[modest flume]

The devs mentioned that they designed it with none and no recoil did not feel satisfying to use

[nocturne bloom]

I trust players input more than a devs

Especially now a days

It not feeling satisfying to them is because it became useful

[modest flume]

It was not satisfying because you did not feel the feedback of the gun, even if it was useful

You didn't feel the "power" of each shot

[nocturne bloom]

Cool, make an accessibility setting then

[weary drum]

Waaaait a minute! You mean to tell me that you don't trust a dev when they say that a game is fully ready to be released and that the game is fully functional and working as intended D:

Day1

In 2025

[modest flume]

Customizing your player experience? In Darktide????????????

[olive carbon]

hey the Beastiary:Grenadiers (4) penance is completed for me but I cant collect it/get the check mark, is it just a visual bug or smthn

[long sigil]

lasweapon should be burn weapon

[nocturne bloom]

They do burn

[long sigil]

why burn is blessing

[olive carbon]

would be too good as a base probably

well at least for recon

[weary drum]

Concord was just missunderstood 🥲

[long sigil]

that game shit

[modest flume]

Try opening and closing the menu a bunch of times

[long sigil]

i want to use M36 lasgun

[olive carbon]

spamming it like I used to spam zyns nothin

wait its the same for poxbirster 5

oh but I have the emblem

so should just be visual thats fine

[modest flume]

Classic penance bugs

Back in my day the penance station was a checklist

[olive carbon]

now its just a list ig lmao

[somber stream]

I just remember

My fridge is empty

fml

[long sigil]

feal it

fill?

[somber stream]

Nearest store is 1 klom away

[elder stone]

Noob

[somber stream]

C*dian

[olive carbon]

my fridge been broken for a week

[elder stone]

Hate me cuz aint me smh

Steelot

[somber stream]

Steel are based, mind

Why am i getting Eula'ed

[elder stone]

(slur)

[weary drum]

#blessed

[fiery wave]

The noob is the one with 3 wounds on vet.

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

Goated build

[weary drum]

But I have 4 D:

[elder stone]

(I forgot to take them off)

[olive carbon]

whyd you say it like it was far

[fiery wave]

I just saw a vet with 6 wounds. WDYM?

[elder stone]

I cannot die

[somber stream]

Isn't very far

I'm just lazy

And hangry

[elder stone]

Grow up

[weary drum]

Idk that build probably rips in havoc

[olive carbon]

anger is fuel

[fiery wave]

Because.

[lilac crag]

hello fellas

[olive carbon]

pain is glory

CHAAAAARGEEEE

[elder stone]

hello xander

[weary drum]

Martyrdom Vet probably goes hard in H40

[lilac crag]

Hiya Lucy

[olive carbon]

hardly*

[fiery wave]

Use legs.

[olive carbon]

nah gotta be glutes maxing

[orchid skiff]

i think my tummy doesnt like the combo icecream banana fizzy drink

i think i am dying.

[weary drum]

Cause all that diabetus :3

[long sigil]

but tasty huh

[olive carbon]

bro what is a banana fizzy drink

[elder stone]

crushed banana in seltzer water

[orchid skiff]

banana and fizzy drink

[fiery wave]

Milk and carbonation is a fast track to the porcelain throne.

[weary drum]

Its a fizzy drink that tastes like banana @_@

[olive carbon]

smort

[orchid skiff]

if i die i want to leave my kingdom in good hands

[weary drum]

Im out... I've got no hands atm :3

[orchid skiff]

why are they under the table

[weary drum]

Idk

I'll have to ask my lizard friend

[elder merlin]

Before even that

[long sigil]

fat shark you damn swedish dev ass

where is ur viking soul

[weary drum]

Whatchu think this is? Valhiem XD

[fiery wave]

@elder stone Also, you sure you aren't a kreiger with that 6 wounds thing?

[long sigil]

valhiem epic loot good

[hidden hazel]

no, not yet, my RNG as always is utter shite, but hitting F5 in a browsertab every hour is a lot more comfy than logging through 5 characters and walking to the store

[elder stone]

I forgor to take them off after making silly build

[fiery wave]

Ah, lul. Yeah. Only log in when needed. XD

[fiery wave]

I see.

[long sigil]

and why infantry lasgun recoil is strong

[orchid skiff]

eulastare

[long sigil]

not even good weapon

[orchid skiff]

:eulastare:

[inland mantle]

But las guns have no recoil... thats just the sight being shit

[long sigil]

i readed wiki

lasgun should be chainge

[modest flume]

The only issue is how bad the suppression sway on them are

[modest flume]

That shit is disgusting

[long sigil]

damn swedish dev ass

if game shit

[inland mantle]

So every weapon? Cant think of any good ones

[long sigil]

i did not mind this game

damn it

[modest flume]

Plasma Gun

[inland mantle]

Not a gun dont gas light me

[modest flume]

Also the Recon is not too bad because you can just out-suppress

[inland mantle]

As a recon main can confirm

[modest flume]

You don't really "lose" by getting suppressed

[long sigil]

recon is kinda

uh

acceptable

[somber stream]

Acceptable?

Bart, it's goated

[modest flume]

Helbore idr, I don't think it has a lot of sway

[long sigil]

helbore just need more cleave and drawspeed

[inland mantle]

Just needs to get rid of the stupid turning the safety off cut back the draw out animation by half

[modest flume]

The on the ILas? Your sight is doing laps around an Olympic field track with that sway, gawd dayum

[inland mantle]

Get why its there tho

[nocturne bloom]

Flamer has the worst recoil ong

[inland mantle]

frfr

[nocturne bloom]

Such bad sway

[modest flume]

Step 1 of firearm safety: Cock it and lock it

[nocturne bloom]

I can never hit anything

[inland mantle]

Thats the only gun we turn the safety on and off on tho

[orchid skiff]

who is the worst primach and why is it leman russ

[modest flume]

I guess it's to play into the whole "bolt action rifle in space"

[inland mantle]

Mhm

[nocturne bloom]

They can just make it so aiming anim cancels the animation

Simple fix

[delicate vapor]

🥹

[inland mantle]

Like I said I get why it's there just sucks from a game perspective

[nocturne bloom]

Cat boy

[modest flume]

Tbf aiming and holding a charge while swapping does reduce the delay

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-dance-gif-15524768750287997468

[delicate vapor]

hello lizard boy

[delicate vapor]

🤔

[nocturne bloom]

Milking my snake unapologetically

[modest flume]

You can fire faster if you swap to it and immediately start charging, rather than waiting

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Just dont swap weapons all game easy

[elder stone]

Opens Discord
This is what I see
Why am I still here?

[inland mantle]

Gen chat in a nut shell

[nocturne bloom]

You can help 👉 👈

[orchid skiff]

I saw Leman Russ at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him by ask him to pose for my hololithic camera or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen grox steaks in his hand without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Lord, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the steaks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any abominable infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a thing. After she scanned each steak and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by howling really loudly.

[modest flume]

Average pub Vet in a nutshell

[long sigil]

wtf

[inland mantle]

Not reading all that

[long sigil]

why so many text

[inland mantle]

Happy that happened or sad it didnt

[long sigil]

hope infantry las gun normal shot is full auto

[somber stream]

Just to suffer

[long sigil]

this is damn simple

[delicate vapor]

gimme nitro 😛

[somber stream]

There is a burst variant for the heretics

I can see it being added to the game in near future

[nocturne bloom]

Cute pics first

[inland mantle]

2 years from now

[long sigil]

[somber stream]

Yeah i didn't say when

[delicate vapor]

clarify

[elder stone]

(Hes into femboys)

[nocturne bloom]

Get to work

[inland mantle]

Elios dont do it

[delicate vapor]

🥹

[long sigil]

wake ur viking soul fat shaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

[inland mantle]

They a freak

[delicate vapor]

ik

[orchid skiff]

I made this. Read it or no bikini

[nocturne bloom]

Im gonna pic tax you

If i dont get the bikini Pic in a week you owe me 2

[limber pivot]

I'm at 14 420+ curios on my Arbites now, only one of them is toughness. for the love of god I hope the curios rework comes sooner than later

[orchid skiff]

tuffness

[limber pivot]

indeed

[modest flume]

The rework is tomorrow but you get locks on curios again, take it or leave it

[nocturne bloom]

Take it

[inland mantle]

Hell nah

[nocturne bloom]

Hell yea

I love ball crushing torment in my virtual gambling

[somber stream]

Hell yea

[modest flume]

Mans is out here reminiscing fondly of the good old days pre locked and loaded, and before that when currency was not shared between characters

[somber stream]

This is why it's always good to bitch

[inland mantle]

"Man I'm just saying the old crafting system was better" 💀

[somber stream]

-# On the right things

[modest flume]

We all did, and it took them.. 2 years? To fix that

After straight up answering "no"

[somber stream]

At least it's fixed now

So, keep bitching on Helldivers

I mean uh

Darktiders

[nocturne bloom]

Its dogshit I want my ZERO DAMAGE WEAPONS NOW

[inland mantle]

Close enough

[modest flume]

Let them take Super Earth

Give us a Sickle the size of a Super Destroyer

[nocturne bloom]

Played HD2 for the first time in months yesterday

[somber stream]

Same, i am devastated my weapon doesn't actually do 0 dmg...

[somber stream]

The new warp pack is reallly fun

[elder stone]

I should be allowed to unequip all weapons and run 50% faster

[inland mantle]

[modest flume]

Oh yeah, after half a day of releasing the update but being locked out of your inventory

[nocturne bloom]

Did they rebalance all the weapons?

Thermite felt weaker too

[somber stream]

Thermite still do its job properly

[modest flume]

Back in my day, we cooked HE grenades and threw them at bot heatsinks to destroy HVTs, because rockets were FUCKING SHIT

[somber stream]

I took a long break during this period so thankfuly didn't have to go through that

[nocturne bloom]

Maybe so, but i feel like i used to kill bile titans etc with 1, probably just getting it on weakpoints

[long sigil]

wake your viking soul fat shark

[inland mantle]

It's nap time grandpa

[somber stream]

Need only 1 well placed Thermite on the face

Stat-wise, Thermite hasn't changed

[nocturne bloom]

Oh, I was getting it on the sac

Dur

[somber stream]

They could however, shadow buff the enemy

[nocturne bloom]

Send bikini pic and ill warm them up

[elder stone]

What are we talkin bout

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, probably just my lack of playing really

[brazen pelican]

I smell biomass!

[modest flume]

MFers be wishing to be around during the times of the Creek, when it was frustrating to play because air strikes were eaten by the treelines, ragdolls were on full force, and the only marginally useful weapon for heavy killing was the railgun, which you couldn't use effectively because you couldn't see, and the mech was worthless 🧓

[nocturne bloom]

Apparently I've been on skyrim for 11 hours

What happened

[long sigil]

i try one more

[inland mantle]

I was there tho Day one player... No longer play anymore tho

[long sigil]

infantry las gun vetran build

[elder stone]

Sex mod

[modest flume]

Thank you for your sacrifice

[nocturne bloom]

True, high poly feet and all

[modest flume]

I started in March

[elder stone]

I played on creek with a group of friends

[modest flume]

That was the first month I think?

[somber stream]

Ah yes

[elder stone]

I was a day 1er and i got the twitch drop armor

[modest flume]

Or second?

[elder stone]

First month

[inland mantle]

Back when bots were ungodly broken... Now adays I hear they are super easy

[brazen pelican]

I refused and used the AMR back then.

[nocturne bloom]

I just hate the incendiary ammo units, need to grab fire resist armor

[somber stream]

Back when the Mech implode if you move a bit too funi

[elder stone]

I remember dropping into Malevelon on like Suicide Mission and opening fire through the treeline

shit was straight from the Battle of Umbara

[modest flume]

Yeah, they didn't like AT doing its job so they buffed everything and gave us jammer factory striders

[gilded socket]

Hello

Its me

Again

[modest flume]

[nocturne bloom]

Airburst my beloved

[elder stone]

Hello

[inland mantle]

Idk I quit around the time they just kept nerfing shit

[somber stream]

Well, now they buffed everything

[modest flume]

I was in the same boat 🫡

[brazen pelican]

Good old misaligned scope.

[inland mantle]

They nerfed the most stupid shit

One of the weaker weapons at the time got a nerf for some reason

[elder stone]

Breaker is back to 16 shots after the cripple to 13

[modest flume]

I only play if I get a squad of friends who invite me, otherwise eh

[somber stream]

There are better alternatives now

[elder stone]

Breaker is MY child

[somber stream]

I'm waiting for the full return of the Squids

[brazen pelican]

Explosive Crossbow is goated.

[elder stone]

I fought on EVERY planet with Breaker

[somber stream]

They're going full Protoss on our asses

[modest flume]

Incidentally I've lost a good few OG Helldivers because of the nerfs

[elder stone]

BREAKER is MY weapon

[inland mantle]

I can get why

[elder stone]

Nobody will take the Breaker from me 🗣️

[modest flume]

People who'd even do 9 (highest at the time), even with the nerfpocalypse

[somber stream]

Easy mode: On

[faint plaza]

Holy shit, I just had a guy join me in wave two of mortis trials and they had used all of the heals in the medicae in less than a wave.

[elder stone]

trolled

[inland mantle]

Is for me

[modest flume]

Worse is when the bot does that

[brazen pelican]

Once did a random 180 towards my teammates far away as a prank. Apparently a direct hit. Tried to repeat it, has never happened.

[inland mantle]

Last time I played HD 2 based off steam achivements was April 9, 2024

[modest flume]

OG MW2 throwing knife across the map spawn kills:

[faint plaza]

I've never seen bots eat up heals. I even had a med pack down at the time, too.

[somber stream]

MOM GET THE CAMERA

[elder stone]

I came back to the game when the squids first were introduced

[faint plaza]

Player's name is Lumpy.

[somber stream]

MOMMAAYYY

[brazen pelican]

"There is no way this'll hit, relax." Proceeds to apologize.

[orchid skiff]

[inland mantle]

But now adays I play Abiotic Factor so Im winning

1.0 update in 3 days

[modest flume]

Tbh not missing much, overall the game is better but less espirit de corps, more ramboing if anything

[faint plaza]

Does anyone know how to fix not being able to send messages in game? Like, to the squad.

[modest flume]

Restart

[brazen pelican]

Haven't played a single CoD in my life.

[inland mantle]

Maybe one day I'll come back just the devs and CMS at the time left a foul taste in my mouth

Banning over the F emoji is crazy

[somber stream]

Good, keep it up

[faint plaza]

After every match?

[elder stone]

Play the 2009 MW2 campaign

thats the only one that matters

[modest flume]

If need be

[brazen pelican]

But RTS games. :<

[ripe tangle]

They need to play the 2007 MW1 campaign first for context

[somber stream]

@brazen pelican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E

May i introduce you to this timeless master piece anyway

[elder stone]

Tru

[brazen pelican]

I can't play my dear RTS if I'm playing CoD.

[faint plaza]

Jebus.

[elder stone]

Or just play Borderlands

[modest flume]

100% agree with that sentiment, that's why I don't involve myself with the community, and even took me a while to join this one, and that's only because I saw the game was improving

[inland mantle]

Bl2 the goat

[ripe tangle]

MW2 is the most important yes, but MW1 is important for MW2 to even make sense

[modest flume]

As someone who started 2 first, absolutely

[elder stone]

They turned CoD into an industry plant slop machine

[modest flume]

Product of the times

[brazen pelican]

Sister, I regret to inform you that someone stole rations again. The Ogryns are very upset.

[fiery wave]

Bots finish them in like the first 3 waves.

[somber stream]

🫵

[modest flume]

They are meeting the demands of their consumers, evident by people buying what they put out

[brazen pelican]

Narc.

[ripe tangle]

Someone has pilfered the blessed rations that were meant for the Ogryns? SOMEONE STOLE FROM THE GOD EMPEROR’S DISCIPLES!?!

TELL. ME. WHO.

[elder stone]

You see what they did with the movie

[somber stream]

Last good Cod was Warzone (2019)

[modest flume]

We can complain all we want but matter of fact is, people are still giving them the power to do this shit

[elder stone]

It’s actually such a shame

[modest flume]

Every release is a record setter

[inland mantle]

We dont talk about the Border lands movie

[brazen pelican]

Well apparently there is a second Skaven in General.

[inland mantle]

God cant type past my bed time

[elder stone]

10% Critics / 48% Audience

[modest flume]

1 has unmatched vibes though

[inland mantle]

Real

[delicate vapor]

🐔

[fiery wave]

Space cockroaches did it.

[ripe tangle]

I will barbecue this rat.

[delicate vapor]

Karien carry

[long sigil]

yeah

it shit

lasgun is just shit

no argu

[somber stream]

Bart

Just use recon

[elder stone]

Nobody is arguing with that Bart

[long sigil]

before did

[orchid skiff]

which one

[long sigil]

dont remember

[elder stone]

Infantry

[modest flume]

I stopped after BO2, nothing has interested me enough to return except for apparently them adding the Doom Super Shotgun which is awesome but I think it's locked

[elder stone]

Warzone is questionable

[somber stream]

Doom slayer was Warzone 2

[inland mantle]

Need better armor pen for them to be good. But that's the whole gimmick of las guns

[somber stream]

Which is slop af these day

[inland mantle]

So never gonna get that buff for the inf lasguns

[somber stream]

I remember putting about 400 Euro into Warzone 1

Content is now locked

[elder stone]

You guys play the division?

[somber stream]

[modest flume]

The gunsmithing is cool but that's what I played Payday 2 (before 2014) and Blacklight Retribution (RIP) for

[brazen pelican]

Imagine putting money into Destiny 2.

[somber stream]

Blacklight my beloved

[somber stream]

I'd say just do whatever that bring you joy

[inland mantle]

Always wanted to play the 2nd just never got around to it

[somber stream]

Long as you won't starve because of that

[elder stone]

2nd one is good but don’t play for the story

[brazen pelican]

Meant that they, too, removed content.

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[elder stone]

They did a great job with the setting though

[inland mantle]

Think it's still worth trying now a days?

[elder stone]

Yes

[long sigil]

lasgun suffer live

[somber stream]

Oh i don't play the slop so idk, lucky me

[inland mantle]

Next time it's on sale then

[long sigil]

hope fat shark see this shit

[elder stone]

The game is still fun, AI isn’t bad

[modest flume]

The improvements to the F2P system were genuinely good too, being able to permanently buy parts with the free currency and it was relatively easy to earn was solid

[elder stone]

Missions are fun but the story is not really good

[long sigil]

AI stupid

[inland mantle]

Gonna have to skip the current sale saving money atm

[brazen pelican]

As a wise man once told me: Keep it up.

[elder stone]

The AI in Division 2

[long sigil]

ah

[modest flume]

BTW how is this? It's on my wishlist

[somber stream]

I never get why it got sunset, massive fanbasem innovative gameplay and system, unmatched art style

[modest flume]

I think the player base died out

[inland mantle]

So good reason why it's 96% positive on steam

[modest flume]

I know they got bought out

[inland mantle]

But as like most games it's a wiki kinda thing

[modest flume]

I guess PWE didn't want to cultivate the game

[modest flume]

Ah, so like Saleblazers, the only thing holding it back is the marketing

[inland mantle]

Very much so

[modest flume]

Otherwise a near perfect game

[inland mantle]

If you like Open World Survival Games it's 100% a must get

[modest flume]

OK I was gonna ask if it's an open world or just like a "complete X zone" type deal

[elder stone]

840 hours on people playground

[inland mantle]

Nope fully open world and tons of secrets you can find

From bases to shortcuts

[long sigil]

fuck

who add infantry lasgun recoil

[fair bridge]

who

[little marten]

Abiotic is supposed to be coming to ps+ I believe

[elder stone]

People playground

[inland mantle]

Ps+ people eating hella good then

Top 3 game for me

[fair bridge]

who has 840 hours on it DUMMY

is it YOU

[somber stream]

Koncerns

[fair bridge]

that game reminds me of something on newgrounds from years ago

don’t think i ever played it..

[elder stone]

Me

[somber stream]

Stick figures?

[fair bridge]

wtf how

[elder stone]

I torture people

[little marten]

Let’s cut to the the actual answer best game of all time is ds2

[somber stream]

Darksouls 2?

Agreed

[little marten]

Based

[fair bridge]

death stranding 2

yes

[little marten]

I would’ve vibed with death stranding if I wasn’t smashing the bumpers every time Norman forgot to put his blister plasters on

[gilded socket]

Woorf

[somber stream]

Imagine not releasing on PC on launch day

[fair bridge]

IM SO MAD

but the same thing happened with ds1 so i get it

[somber stream]

MALDING EVEN

[modest flume]

GTA

[inland mantle]

GTA 6 moment

[fair bridge]

sony does this exclusivity stuff all the time now

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[modest flume]

GTA 5 too

[somber stream]

I won't play GTA so not missing out

[inland mantle]

Real

[modest flume]

Hot take, not missing out

[fair bridge]

i wanna show you all the cat plushies i saw today

which class chat should i post it in

[elder stone]

Elon musk saying he can’t shoot cops in GTA energy

[modest flume]

Unless you have a proper crew of friends

[brazen pelican]

Plushies?!

[little marten]

GTA 6 but all the radio stations are alpha male podcasts

[fair bridge]

ya

[inland mantle]

Pain

[brazen pelican]

Show me. :3

[fair bridge]

which class chat should i post it in

[inland mantle]

Zealot

[somber stream]

sounds Zealot

[elder stone]

Progressively more racist and misogynistic the more you scroll through them

[fair bridge]

zealot for sure

[modest flume]

Also the new GTA 5 enhanced edition removed text chat

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[fair bridge]

on pc??

[modest flume]

Yep

[somber stream]

$35 dollar for a fucking Plush

[little marten]

Today on I’m a fat middle aged guy who out eats their ozempic, I’m going to be cherry picking 6 lobotomised teenager girls to pwn on men’s rights!!!

[gilded socket]

Reught

[elder stone]

Incel International News Network

[nocturne bloom]

old news

[modest flume]

The point is that Licht is not missing out on not playing GTA

[nocturne bloom]

biggest issue with enhanced is rtx causing gpu crashes

[nocturne bloom]

its pretty fun with friends

[modest flume]

I really wish they made a proper Saints Row game after 4

[nocturne bloom]

like showing off my removed cars

[somber stream]

Saint row 3 was peak

4 just feel forced

[modest flume]

Won't deny that, but it's still mostly a chore to play the game more than anything, especially solo and without help

[nocturne bloom]

what do you need help with

[modest flume]

I actually don't mind 4, but yeah, it's like they had all of those scrapped plot points, made a game to advertise them, and then sold those plot points as DLCs

[drowsy prawn]

Truly sensational spectacle for the modern audience

[modest flume]

In the multi player, if you want to have resources and getting anything done to actually have fun, it's faster and more efficient with help/friends than solo

[nocturne bloom]

sure, but if you need help ask

i play it

[little marten]

All I need is to develop my own energy brand and next stop Beverly Hills babyyyy!!!

[modest flume]

I personally don't, I have a squad that I play with.. once in a blue moon

[nocturne bloom]

milspec patriot with f1s my beloved

[modest flume]

All that effort to build your business in GTA you can just do IRL if I'm gonna be honest

At this rate GTA is just your "unfiltered thoughts simulator"

[elder stone]

GTA 6 better make me feel like im being shot when i get hit by the cops

[round mica]

That guy that was saying to use a mod to center ui for ultrawides

whats the mod called?

[little marten]

Travis Scott concert in GTA 6

[modest flume]

HUD Tweaker maybe? Or is it called Custom HUD?

[elder stone]

Juice wrld in gta vi

[round mica]

i see custom hud thanks

[elder stone]

Call him Sauce Plnt

[little marten]

He’s the character that introduces you to planes 💀

[gilded socket]

Sucklin fucklin

[elder stone]

He’s the guy you go to for the drug running missions using the plane

[upper cipher]

I have a newb question

Now that hadron refines stats of a weapon, does it matter to consider dump stats besides for a challenge or when leveling up a new weapon before its max mastery?

[orchid skiff]

dump stat means you find the least useful stat and have it be at max 60%

usually mobility

[little marten]

Yeah you’d ideally want 80% achievable on the prime stats

[orchid skiff]

when you find a weapon like this, you upgrade it at hadron

[upper cipher]

Oh so are the maximums different for every wespe. If the same kind?

I see.

[elder stone]

You want every stat to be /80 and the dumpstat to be /60

[inland mantle]

Class chats tend to have dump stats pinned or atleast Zealot does I dont look at other class chats

[orchid skiff]

it's random

[upper cipher]

I was wondering why people still cared about dump stats. That explains it.

[modest flume]

Yes it does, because a stat will display X/60 or X/80, with the former being the current number, and the latter being the maximum it goes after empowering to max

[little marten]

It’s an unnecessary slot machine to force a tiresome tiny level of extra engagement

[upper cipher]

Meh I’m indifferent to it

[little marten]

That would be the best approach

[upper cipher]

I kind of like the idea of investing time and effort into optimizing your favorite weapon

[gilded socket]

Rogalin my dorn rn

[upper cipher]

But I also get finding it a waste of time mecha I

Mecnahic

[long sigil]

no more argue about lasgun

lasgun just need buff

[orchid skiff]

what if i argue it doesn't

[upper cipher]

Yeah the system used to be more rng dependant I remember

[long sigil]

see my live

[upper cipher]

Hadron couldn’t raise stats of a weapon

I don’t remember that being a thing

[long sigil]

i am prove lasgun is trash

[orchid skiff]

it seems to have been changed one year ago

[lilac crag]

you're an old hand for sure

[inland mantle]

Not trash just mid imo

[lilac crag]

happy to have you back

[inland mantle]

Just sucks for cara

[orchid skiff]

rizzard

[upper cipher]

Hehe thanks

[little marten]

Lasgun used to be so fun clicking heads

[inland mantle]

Anyways getting sleepy gonna let the dog out and see if I cant pass out. Cya nerds

[lilac crag]

cya GR

[lilac crag]

Hi rudy

[orchid skiff]

wait what

rudy??

[modest flume]

Yep, they removed the locks as per Unlocked and Loaded update

[upper cipher]

You also couldn’t swap mark at will

[lilac crag]

that's your name now

[elder stone]

I got lucy

[upper cipher]

This new system seems much better

New to me anyway

[modest flume]

Way much more

[orchid skiff]

It's my real name 💀

[fair bridge]

doxxed

[modest flume]

Nore control over your weapons, which is always a bonus

Not "perfect combo of blessings and perks but only 60% damage" or anything

[elder stone]

Leaked

[little marten]

I’ve just hacked into your smart fridge and as I type I am downloading your milk

[elder stone]

Its okay Rudy

[lilac crag]

sorry bud

[orchid skiff]

stay quiet lucy

[lilac crag]

I like Lucy yap personally

[somber stream]

Whos Lucy

Loosh?

[lilac crag]

loosh

[somber stream]

That's new

[modest flume]

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

[lilac crag]

naur since day 1 I named loosh Lucy

u can look up my messages n see

[gilded socket]

Guten aben

[lilac crag]

hiya cap

[elder stone]

Yes

(youre next)

[somber stream]

Whuh

[long sigil]

Ilasgun normal shot headshot verdict is broken

[lilac crag]

I don't know what to name licht

prob lumi cus of a certain guy

but we gotta build some friendship points first

[somber stream]

Licht is fine.

[elder stone]

lumi

[lilac crag]

whatever the boss says, beyond my pay

[stone ferry]

Hello there

[elder stone]

Hello Darth Kenobi

[long sigil]

if u want to feel mad

do Ilasgun

and gold campain

fuck

how they can go vac

unacceptable

[elder merlin]

[stone ferry]

Watching the new jurassic world rn

Its not bad

[stable fox]

Someone have betrayed the ways of the Dark Jedi

[thick fog]

Seeing a veteran using Psword without Power Cycle on auric

[somber stream]

Is okay, guy just like HEMA a lot

[stone ferry]

And why is that

[long sigil]

[stable fox]

Because you should have watched star wars

[long sigil]

fuck you fat shark

lasgun not usefuk

[somber stream]

Bart is going to bitch about the lasgun till the end of time until FS do something about it

[long sigil]

i should never try lasgun

[orchid skiff]

try helbore

[long sigil]

weakspot cleave blessing bad too

[drowsy prawn]

try recon

[long sigil]

high risk low return weapon

recon is mid

laspistol just fine i guess

[fiery crystal]

What is bro yapping abt

[drowsy prawn]

that gun aren't about direct damage

[stable fox]

Recon melts horde

[drowsy prawn]

you spray it around and set things on fire and watch them burn to death

[fiery crystal]

Well ok idk abt wasting ammo on hordes

[long sigil]

brown one dos

[fiery crystal]

But yeah VECT is right

Infernus is brazy on bosses

[long sigil]

only for boss

vetran gaurdsman build

is fucking trash

[drowsy prawn]

you can have 10 reapers in front of you all you have to do is spray them down and they get surpressed while burning to death

[fiery crystal]

Recon itself is great for specials/elites, just infernus is good for bosses

[drowsy prawn]

in the span of less than a clip

[fiery crystal]

Vet is in a rough spot, but recon is one of vet's best weapons lol

[long sigil]

now i belive infantry lasgun does not exist

[cold cradle]

The year is 2025, why can we still not be in the same hub area as our strike team?

[elder stone]

Because fuck you and fuck your team - fatshark

[long sigil]

who care

even game no care

[orchid skiff]

let's talk about lasgun instead

[long sigil]

wake ur viking soul fat shark

[final plover]

i wish everytime i fired a lasgun it flashbanged my screen like

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[final plover]

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