general-chat

[neat jewel]

Heh heh ASS heh...

[stoic dune]

getting unlucky sucks, but i'd rather people lose the streak to joining lost missions and DC, then for people to have the achivment by leaving missions they failed in.

[final herald]

Idk I only started getting into havocs cause I got it

[south jetty]

bonk him

[stoic dune]

i lost many streaks on the 5th game 😄

[south jetty]

Mandated edict: bonk

[tame hemlock]

you could just play rolling steel for those 10 games lol xd

[final herald]

Before I would request 2 join and either get nothing, or rejected

[tame hemlock]

I hate this sticker, it's missing his teeth

[little marten]

It’s still warm

[final herald]

But I got it now and

[thick coyote]

Poxbreaker at least tells you played a lot

[south jetty]

Some good short missions are Rolling Steel and Clandestium (just don't get blown up in the first part)

[tame hemlock]

I don't know how I managed to get into lobbies with just Reject title

[stoic dune]

yeah but some people never learn 😄

[final herald]

Bonus points if the host has like "minustorum lackey"

[tame hemlock]

patience probably

[south jetty]

Why do you wanna see this bones so bad

are you a poxwalker

[stoic dune]

maybe poxbreaker is the best, since it's just THAT many hours

[tiny shore]

Are our rejects something we have lore on outside of Darktide? Like, other ships doing basically the same thing of using prisoners as fighters and eventually letting them join the actual military/ Astra Militarum

[little marten]

Penal battalion

[final herald]

^

[tiny shore]

I was curious if at any point, they are allowed to become actual/regular citizens and get married/have a family.

[thick coyote]

💀

[south jetty]

Title don't matter when people get carried. The more braggadocious the title, the more likely you have a feisty little bastard on your hands rather than a teammate

[tiny shore]

I figured maybe when they left being a reject and were allowed into the actual army

[south jetty]

Probably not. Most of us canonically die. Beyond that you'll eventually die in the grasp of the Inquisition anyway. Any extracurricular things are gonna get in the way of you doing your duty

With that said, you can always make up shit

[drowsy prawn]

here's a hint guys, a lot of top players despise borders and titles..etc. and they all go for no border and no title

[little marten]

I don’t think the rejects will be leaving atoma alive, victorious or not

[drowsy prawn]

this is actually now the real IM GUD border/tittle

so just do that

[little marten]

I’m in the top 0.3% of players and I don’t use a title or border

[south jetty]

Go in with whatever you want and just prove the rest, as it ought to be done

[tame hemlock]

which is why ASS is a bad title. If that's all you have to show then chances are you haven't done much

[dry pebble]

how do you know you are in that percentile?

[round mica]

Hewwo

[stoic dune]

ok since my 300 hours have only killed 133k, then killing 1 000 000 would probably mean they are decent at least 😄

[little marten]

Because I’m lying

[south jetty]

I like the title Reject because it's fitting personally. I have little weirdos

[stoic dune]

must be rather rare for people to be bad after playing for 2000 hours.

[tame hemlock]

The Emperor told me in a dream

[dry pebble]

My beloved! 🗣️

[dry pebble]

yeah im gonna be real here

Poxbreaker is impressive

[south jetty]

#general-chat message

[dry pebble]

its not the skill, its the size of the task

[little marten]

Is that personal kills or collective?

[turbid bison]

What of the girth

Heard it’s also important

[dry pebble]

some say the girth matters more than the lenght

[south jetty]

no no no no

not again

we were doing so well ☹️

[little marten]

🚨

[final herald]

We were

[dry pebble]

im talking about the task here

[south jetty]

I need to be toxic

[turbid bison]

Purely about task

[final herald]

Uhuh sure the SEX task

[tiny shore]

That is ROUGH. I guess getting 'sploded on teh battlefield is better than having a son who mouths off to some inquisitor and you are all turned into poop cleaning servitors

[south jetty]

I'M GONNA FUCKIN DO IT, SHAGGY

[dry pebble]

how can you speak such a thing?

[turbid bison]

I can’t make out what that is

[south jetty]

Better than you getting captured outside of service and you have a psyker flay apart layers of your mind to glean all of the information they need

Things like that!

[final herald]

It from ENA game

[little marten]

Sounds like an afternoon with my dad hahahahahahah!!!

[south jetty]

You're just a stupid idiot citizen after all

[turbid bison]

Oh like the triangle girl/man thing

Weirdly good, that

[south jetty]

this is the "Send In 4 Morons" genre game after all

[final herald]

At first

[floral sedge]

Weird question is just came back to the game after a year of not playing and realized I missed the Vostroyan sets. Do you think they'll ever put those back in the store? Asking for a friend

[little marten]

Imagine being a juiced up grandfather blessed rager and bumping into an ugly dude with a lasgun who just keeps hopping backwards whenever you swing at them

[tame hemlock]

personal

[turbid bison]

1 year later

Not even joking

[dry pebble]

it might take some time yeah

[floral sedge]

I guess ill be the krieg till then

[stoic dune]

IF you could not cheese it, Auric storm title would be solid.

[final herald]

I managed to bag it as oggy

Felt good

[dry pebble]

boy came like a guided missile at the first dirty message he saw

[low hemlock]

Since FatShark is still doing the same ol FOMO Shop design

Sry Vostroyan Enjoyer, the Vostroyan Sets will come back in the next 5-10 months span

[dry pebble]

i know what you are

[little marten]

The midnight firefly softly hums

[orchid skiff]

tryna turn it on me

what a dirty boy

[dry pebble]

[final herald]

Me still waiting for bluekreig to come back

Why cant they just put it all in a catalogue shop

[upper cipher]

FOMO

is why

effective marketing tactic

[final herald]

Okay but vermintide

[little marten]

I suspect they would if it wasn’t in the hands of an outsourced entity we are allowed to speculate on until it gets too close to the truth

[low hemlock]

Cuase, FatShark is taking notes from Greedy Companies like Blizzard

Maybe FatShark might implement Lootboxes next

[final herald]

Most of it is:

In the game

Can't be accessed

Hasn't been released

[low hemlock]

[final herald]

There is a green moebian set

And I can't have it

Granted I would rather hane a black and red one

Black with red undersuit would go hard

[little marten]

I still hold hope that FatSharks hands are tied by third-party agreements

[dry pebble]

if they have a fomo shop then they have a constant cash influx every two weeks they can put on the board to show the investors they are profitable year round

[final herald]

Basic inquis guardsmen colors but with moebian style

Would go so hard

[low hemlock]

The green and red camo variant Mobien 6th armor sets

may be available in the next Levels of the Penance Points Pass

[final herald]

Meanwhile SM2

"We need to be lore accurate"

"SALAMANDERS SNIPER GUYS!!!"

[trim lotus]

imagine buying skins for first person game
bottom text

[dry pebble]

THE HEAVY WEAPON CLASS WAS RIGHT THERE

[trim lotus]

except for the weapon skins, they're cool

[little marten]

Oh I don’t necessarily mean GW, I just think their monetisation team is tied to Tencent or whatever externals represent them

[final herald]

Salamanders melta would have gone so hard

And we got

[low hemlock]

Tell that to Overwatch Players next

[final herald]

A LAS FUSIL

WHY

[low hemlock]

[final herald]

???

Wait is it even the las fusil

If its the bolter sniper imma

[dry pebble]

a big las gun

for marines

[final herald]

Okay las fusil

Thays at least like

Better

It still is...heat. kinda....

[trim lotus]

ayo ovewatch has a game?

[little marten]

Overwatch monkey man also smart hehe

[dry pebble]

imma be honest the salamanders are not being stealthy

[low hemlock]

ye it was called Overwatch 2? me think

[final herald]

Its really bad taste

[dry pebble]

Like raven guard was right there

[final herald]

"You know the gentle giant guys who like burning shit"

"What if he was a sniper"

"And the cloak covered the fucking symbol"

[little marten]

What if he used the sniper to shoot flammable barrels from afar

[final herald]

Me when I kill my arbites teamate

As vet

[final herald]

Bbl imma watch superman

Be safe yall

[dry pebble]

I firmly believe they pushed salamanders on sniper because they made the goof of releasing a skin for heavy on launch and it was... ultramarines...

[little marten]

Do salamanders tails grow back when removed?

[dry pebble]

And also WHY DID THEY RELEASE THE CHAMPION ASSAULT SKINS FOR WHITE SCARS INSTEAD OF THE BLOOD FUCKING ANGELS

i love the white scars but THE JETPACK CLASS

IS BLOOD ANGELS

[dry pebble]

most do!

[little marten]

I wonder how different human society would be if we had the same abilities

[dry pebble]

the early justice system would be very different

A robber, lets chop his hand off!

damn it grew back

[brazen pelican]

True, but also GW hates them.

[dry pebble]

my poor emo boys

i love RG

[brazen pelican]

Corvus is so cute.

And beakies are the best helmets.

[dry pebble]

Even as a mad bird warp entity?

[brazen pelican]

Especially as a mad bird warp entity.

[dry pebble]

knew you would like it lmao

[brazen pelican]

@misty trench Listening to my favorite Australian atm. Tim Minchin. ♥

[little marten]

This Corvus dude really likes crows huh

[south jetty]

my cat is going crazy for pets rn

[brazen pelican]

Not as much as Ferrus loves hands, fists and iron.

Or Leman loves wolves.

[dry pebble]

you wanna know whats funny? Look up the scientific name of the common crow

guess the name of the primarch

[little marten]

Oh don’t you worry i made tbe mistake of googling Corvus without adding 40k at the end

[brazen pelican]

Mine just headbutted my lip so hard it drew blood. Little cunt.

[dry pebble]

A lot of the primarch names are from early 40k and are so goofy

[little marten]

Pretty cool tho I hope that knowledge sticks around I can’t wait for my family to roll their eyes at me when I hit them with an “uh actually.. it’s a Corvus”

[dry pebble]

Ah yes the Primarch of the Angry god is called Angron and hes Angry

[amber sail]

Food was good

[dry pebble]

every place needs the factoids guy

[brazen pelican]

Few names are goofier than Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.

[little marten]

I never made that connection till you just said lmao

[dry pebble]

TRUE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE

[brazen pelican]

I think of it every time GW whines about copyright and shit.

[dry pebble]

Really? What about Mortarion, the emissary of the Death god that dresses up like Death... and Mortem is latin for death

[dry pebble]

they were the real offenders

Also Jagathai Khan was a real nephew of Genghis Khan and Lionel Jonson was a real writer

[brazen pelican]

Especially when TTS ended.

[dry pebble]

Vulkan is the greek god of blacksmiths and fire

[dry pebble]

i will never forgive them

They copied all the plot points with the primarch return shit

Magnus was even the first!

They created all the custodes minis

[brazen pelican]

Most of the lore I know is because of TTS, with some fact checking.

Makes it easier to be a shitlord.

[dry pebble]

TTS is an amazing starting point

[little marten]

What’s that

[dry pebble]

I got really into warhammer because of it

[brazen pelican]

"If the Emperor of Mankind had a text-to-speech device."

Series of videos on YouTube.

[dry pebble]

Its a fan made webseries about 40k yeah

[brazen pelican]

You might want to find a way to download them, just in case. Heard whispers of them potentially getting taken down.

[dry pebble]

Its really funny and teaches you a good bit about the lore (with some fact checking)

[dry pebble]

no way

[brazen pelican]

Yep.

[dry pebble]

i hate GW

[brazen pelican]

Yep.

[little marten]

Oh wild imma defo check this out

[dry pebble]

This is so bad... its universally loved and got so many people into 40k

all because of uh we need money

[dry pebble]

youre gonna like it

Have in mind it was made like in 6th or 7th edition

[brazen pelican]

Never got the "It's okay when we make references and steal, but it'll be Armageddon if people do it against us".

Like all the fucking references in Blizzard games.

[dry pebble]

Should we tell them that the wole God Emperor thing was stolen from Dune?

Im sure they know

[little marten]

The references in blizzard games are the cheapest shit.. I loved them as a teenager tho Ngl

[south jetty]

mine kept brushing up against my legs while I was trying to use the bathroom and it tickled 😭

[brazen pelican]

Tail on the underside of your thigh when you sit down.

Classic.

[little marten]

Why are you taking your pets into the bathroom with you

[brazen pelican]

Why not? His litterbox is in there, maybe he needs to go, too?

[south jetty]

My shins

[south jetty]

I leave the door open because I live alone

[little marten]

Not keen on your infallible logic there.. I’m just gonna pretend you said something I can disagree with

[brazen pelican]

Tzeentch Gamer moment.

[somber stream]

Hello chat, i know we have a plan today in the next 30 minutes or so. But my brain said no so i’ll be sleeping for another 1 hour. Just givng you a headsup

[brazen pelican]

Yes, Dad.

[somber stream]

Whuh

[brazen pelican]

You tell me to go to bed and stuff.

Therefore you are Dad.

[little marten]

The idea of doing that terrifies me to the core

[elder stone]

Whats happenin

[elder stone]

And I thought I was special

smh

[south jetty]

Used to be like that too but then I started living alone

[brazen pelican]

Well he's more of a "Dad" than a "Daddy".

[elder stone]

🫦

[brazen pelican]

This.

[south jetty]

Mandated edict: bonk

[south jetty]

BONK

[supple thorn]

whatd i miss?

[brazen pelican]

Astralmight be bonkers.

[south jetty]

we are being calm and soothing

[little marten]

I pee with the door open tbf.. and I don’t live alone 😈

[brazen pelican]

Asserting dominance.

[south jetty]

I guess I technically don't live alone if I live with a cat but I doubt a cat cares when you're using the bathroom

[little marten]

Granny is old, but it brings her comfort to know I still have a healthy stream

[brazen pelican]

I hope I don't catch too much flak for this one, but it is too funny not to gamble.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cgZ_GBmJfbQ?feature=share

[supple thorn]

nah

[brazen pelican]

But they be bonking us.

[elder stone]

Whos a silly little heretic

[brazen pelican]

Me! Me! Me! :3

[supple thorn]

truth.

[brazen pelican]

Very silly!

[little marten]

🚨

[elder stone]

On the diddle list tbh

[south jetty]

The bonkings will stop when the lexbreaking ceases

[brazen pelican]

[supple thorn]

how does one get there?

[orchid skiff]

wtf

[brazen pelican]

The Lex is the Lex.

[brazen pelican]

By not being a minor.

[supple thorn]

-.-

[south jetty]

To be quite frank and real, let's tone down the hornyposting

[nocturne bloom]

Never

[south jetty]

For the love of everything

[misty trench]

BASED

Tim Minchin is great

[brazen pelican]

He's so amazing, yet to find a song or bit I don't love! ♥

[elder stone]

🫦 just ask

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[supple thorn]

Ill think about it.

[elder stone]

[little marten]

Winds howling

[nocturne bloom]

You can practice on me

I insist

[brazen pelican]

I just read something amazing.

"Autism didn't exist back in my days."
"Oh, so our 78 year-old neighbor who's spent all his money on model trains is just "passionate", I guess."

[orchid skiff]

correct

[elder stone]

Okay lamia

[supple thorn]

Maybe another time.

[little marten]

I suspect in 78 years the kids will have new and completely scientifically backed conditions that we couldn’t even fathom in the present - doesn’t make denial acceptable tho

[brazen pelican]

"100-200 years ago people didn't eat processed foods and had no vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth."

Is another favorite of mine.

[orchid skiff]

Woa

[tiny shore]

Can we post youtube links anywhere

[orchid skiff]

Ye

[little marten]

Is it a cool video?

[tiny shore]

https://youtu.be/EgDt_oQwAhE?t=35

Kyle mentions darktide

From Southpark lol

It's just one second thing. I thought it was cool lol

[orchid skiff]

Nice, i never got into sp

[little marten]

Yeah they reference it a few times in that episode if I recall, came out just after launch

[tiny shore]

I need to catch up on Southpark. Left off around Tegridy Farms I Think

PC Principal was probably the best arc imo

[orchid skiff]

wait kyle is not hidden anymore

wait where the fuck is he taking butters

[little marten]

Rip just listened to my elderly neighbour lose his shit and have to run out into his garden to save his washing from the rain at 3am

[orchid skiff]

nvm i was thinking of kenny

[brazen pelican]

F.

[supple thorn]

🍻

[thorny cave]

That sucks for your neighbor

And you too. If you were asleep

[little marten]

Dude accidentally sprayed me with his hose the other day while I was watering the plants so like.. I sympathise, but I have to consider that perhaps it wasn’t an accident and mother natures punishment is deluge

[tired steeple]

anyone know a good gun for marksman's focus

this penance is taking ages

I know it also depends on my own aim

[thick coyote]

Shotgun

[tired steeple]

alright

agrapina?

[thick coyote]

Also a melee weapon

Or grenades

[thick coyote]

Zarona

The special shot is wide

W I D E

[tired steeple]

alright thanks

[fiery wave]

You know this just eggs Lamia on, right?

[brazen pelican]

Eggs? Biomass? Noms? For me? :3

[fiery wave]

Nu. it's like a figure of speech or summthing. But you can have mandarins if you want.

[thorny cave]

Citrus is da bomb

[supple thorn]

Amasec?

[brazen pelican]

Yay! Om nom nom! :3

[jaunty geode]

new player here. torn between Zealot or Arbiter. which one has more braindead gameplay?

[frail lichen]

yes as long as you leave my sand alone

[elfin pagoda]

arbites with the shield

[little marten]

Both tbh

[round mica]

I'm also new

[elfin pagoda]

they are very close in the braindead department but u can not worry much about projectiles with the maul and shield

[drowsy prawn]

zealot

[little marten]

Sending love to the newbies among us 🙏

[frail lichen]

zealot for fun brainded arby for bored brainded

[little marten]

Friendly reminder to subscribe to Darktide+ for early access to store rotations

[round mica]

People don't text much ingame

Hard to find people to play with that are also new

[elfin pagoda]

id pick zealot though honestly

[drowsy prawn]

with zealot you can just go full bookbot mode, there's no other build more braindead

[jaunty geode]

thanks for the info guys

I was playing Psyker but felt too squishy

[round mica]

Soka are you also looking for new people to play with?

[frail lichen]

psyker is kinda squishy but they get fun i promise context: i am a psyker main

[fiery wave]

[jaunty geode]

ofc

[fiery wave]

Boops and runs off.

[drowsy prawn]

@fiery wave here is a known expert bookbot, you can ask her anything

[round mica]

Where are you? I want to know for ping reasons

I'm usa

[jaunty geode]

same

[supple thorn]

Too soon?

[round mica]

Let me figure out how to add

Or how it works

[little marten]

Two becomes one

[nocturne bloom]

go to social, find player

[fiery wave]

I am not an expert. I joke with my build names as much as @tired thicket does with his.

[nocturne bloom]

send code

[round mica]

My code is 9109159562 @jaunty geode

[tired thicket]

All my builds are terrible please don’t follow them

[thick coyote]

Zealot

[brazen pelican]

I can be bribed. Do you happen to have any pretty Aeldari stones? My Mistress loves those. ..oOwOo..

[tired thicket]

You should totally not try my tac axe melee psyker

[fiery wave]

Unless you want oranges as projectiles to your face...

[tired thicket]

[frail lichen]

hey Mad I took some amasec from the commissar its just right on the other side of this totally not ritual circle

[drowsy prawn]

this guy is a known taxe cultist, anything he says cannot be trusted 🙂‍↔️

[frail lichen]

I have special sand from cadia

[brazen pelican]

Oooh, sounds precious. :3

[supple thorn]

<,<

[jaunty geode]

🤘

[tawny grail]

"leftovers"

[supple thorn]

I could squeeze them and add them to my drinks.

[little marten]

You should go shotgun arbiter with dog for safest easiest brain dead gameplay tbh

[shell rampart]

nurgle loves you btw 😙

[fiery wave]

An orange flies towards your face at ridiculous speeds.

[little marten]

Hehe

[somber stream]

I have come to

[brazen pelican]

With health gate and full tank. It's stupid being able to tank Poxbursters on Auric.

[tired thicket]

Please play tac axe

[little marten]

Born to be splattered upon

[fiery wave]

Depends, I like really sweet mandarins tbh.

[brazen pelican]

Good morning, Dad! :3

[somber stream]

@nocturne bloom @dry pebble @elder stone we fight in 20 minutes

[brazen pelican]

I made you coffee!

[autumn anvil]

can't wait until the arbites dlc goes on sale

[somber stream]

I was half asleep an hour ago but did you stay up all the way till now?

[tired thicket]

I can’t wait for the 6th tac axe buff

[frail lichen]

its special because its blue and you can eat it

[brazen pelican]

Maybe...

[autumn anvil]

i've been playing veteran and all these arbites on my team are doing exactly what I'm doing but better

[supple thorn]

Taste good with vodka.

[fiery wave]

Dunno. Told yah I don't drink.

[little marten]

I’m sure you’re doing just as good!!

[frail lichen]

screeches and runs away leaving a trail of blue feathers

[tired thicket]

I should make this my profile banner

[supple thorn]

I know, I know. I drink for you then.

[warm gyro]

some of the weapons for zealot are exceptionally braindead

[little marten]

Wait.. are we rping?!?!

[somber stream]

Yesn’t

[frail lichen]

sometimes its fun

[brazen pelican]

Attempts to catch it with my mouth. Shit, I rolled a 9.

[somber stream]

Live. Larp. Love

As they say

[little marten]

sweats profusely

[frail lichen]

use the sand on Karien!!

[brazen pelican]

So you're telling me you got a jar of dirt?

How do I use it?

Nom?

[frail lichen]

well yes but its been blessed by tzeentch

[frail lichen]

yes and throw

[fiery wave]

An actual box of live kraks flies into your face.

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom.

[pseudo kelp]

My observation in larping is that everyone I've ever met at these big larp fests is either a devoted family man, a turbo virgin, or a raging slutaholic and there was no in between.

Very fun people. Pick up a sword and go larping

[little marten]

I think I dip my toes in all three

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget the anal retentive party poopers.

[somber stream]

Which is good

[supple thorn]

Lol

[somber stream]

To larp is to be something you usually aren’t

[brazen pelican]

Good news for me, I can finally be normal.

[frail lichen]

rubs forehead im telling the sister of battle

[pseudo kelp]

Poop on my party and when I see you on the field you're getting bonked with extreme prejudice

[somber stream]

Like a naked deviant that like to shower in the rain while dancing with his sword

Not that i’d know though

[frail lichen]

aint that just you?

[brazen pelican]

[somber stream]

Normal is subjective

[little marten]

I grew up role playing on various games and for as much as I cherish everything it taught me and those I had the rare pleasure of sharing my time with.. shit are there a lot of predators

[rough galleon]

[somber stream]

Bruh

[fiery wave]

You heretic as well, so she'll just make fried chicken of you.

[supple thorn]

Sounds like fun times.

[brazen pelican]

Larping Diogenes.

[rough galleon]

[frail lichen]

well im sanctioned and the inquisitor likes me

[south jetty]

Wish it wasn't

[little marten]

rips of shirt as he slowly begins transforming well well well.. begins to chuckle you know what they say kid.. mess with the cat, you get the claws emerges from the shadows as a cat man with muscles

[fiery wave]

So you are saying the Inquisitor and the Sister are both tainted by corruption?

[somber stream]

teleport behind you
“Nothing personal kid, just business as usual”

[frail lichen]

no im not

[little marten]

dodges

[supple thorn]

Nothing to do with you huh?

[frail lichen]

im just saying that the inquisitor let's me live because I can reliably create daemon hosts

and by extension the sister let's me live

[rough galleon]

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, you go get them!

[little marten]

sits in the passengers side of their best friends ride trying to holla at you

[fiery wave]

Nope, that bird over there probably did it. Said sister rejects all the snacks anyway.

[little marten]

I’m actually really pleased with that one lol

[supple thorn]

From you? That narrows the list.

[tired thicket]

Why is gen role playing

[frail lichen]

just because my little cult can exist on the ship doesn't mean im the cause of corruption

[elfin pagoda]

cuz we tired of darktide

[somber stream]

What is love

[brazen pelican]

Hehe, Darktired.

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[orchid skiff]

first time in gen ?

[tired thicket]

I’m a zealot chat native

I be poking in from time to time

[elfin pagoda]

zealot chat is weird

[little marten]

Sister why have you returned suddenly cool?!?!

[fiery wave]

You know I don't bring such things. They are just the stuff when I can't be arsed to deal with karking nobles anymore.

[tired thicket]

And see ragebait and babies crying!!!

[brazen pelican]

Hmm? I said nothing. Don't mind me. I'm just following orders, Ma'am. Relocating these cans of corpse starch and various rations.

[frail lichen]

lies

[rough galleon]

i got meds for my thyroid and now i no longer overheat.

[somber stream]

[orchid skiff]

what the fuck is going on in there

[somber stream]

Oddly specific innit

[sly crater]

bro if i get killed one more time because a smoothbrain teammate shoots a poxburster that im about to push im gonna crash out

[frail lichen]

we dont ask

[orchid skiff]

confirmed

[tired thicket]

Sorry

[little marten]

1. Love that for you
2. Bit jealous of the emoji artistry

[rough galleon]

the only reason to have nitro tbf

[tired thicket]

Sorry was me

[supple thorn]

I meant as far as what sister. Not what you bring.

[brazen pelican]

This, is true.

[small falcon]

melm

[sly crater]

like how the fuck do you get into an auric maelstrom without knowing how to properly deal with poxbursters?

[rough galleon]

also i gave you some of the best emojis and stickers in this server dont be surprised at my emoji skills

[small falcon]

people don’t know?

[frail lichen]

luck, lies, and deceit

[small falcon]

it’s literally just shoving them away at the right time

[rough galleon]

[small falcon]

or just straight up shooting them

[drowsy prawn]

you just shoot them right?

[brazen pelican]

To be fair they should remove all voicelines screaming "POXBURSTER, SHOOT IT!". Or keep them, it is kind of a genius troll.

[small falcon]

really not that hard

[fiery wave]

Are you the cause of rations going missing?

[brazen pelican]

No, Ma'am. Perish the thought, Ma'am.

[small falcon]

shove them away when they jump at you

[orchid skiff]

dang

[little marten]

Jeez

[supple thorn]

Lies.

[frail lichen]

Don't listen to the creature stealing the rations

[brazen pelican]

I am just a mere loyal servant of the Emperor. adjusts fake moustache

[small falcon]

hmmmm

[small falcon]

[little marten]

I arrogantly accept my role in inspiration regardless of any truth

[frail lichen]

wait the mustache works?

[brazen pelican]

QUICK, LOOK THERE! A SERVANT OF TZEENTCH! Invisibility skitter, engage

[fiery wave]

There is no lie, they are but the finest goods for trade or sale in the underground. Just tired of dealing with the rich and pompous annoyances.

[small falcon]

anyone else hate commissar dukanes voice

[somber stream]

Me

[tired steeple]

is the infantry lasgun any good

[somber stream]

No.1 hater

[brazen pelican]

Anyone else love Rannick's sass?

[tired steeple]

lasgun's one of my favourite guns in 40k

me

[small falcon]

most guns are mostly balanced, it’s really up to personal preference

[tired steeple]

he's probably my second favourite

[fiery wave]

Lucia. She literally just rejects nearly everything.

[tired steeple]

alright swag

[frail lichen]

QUICK, A NEUROLICTOR RUN!
dissappears in a poof of sand and feathers

[small falcon]

username checks out

[tired steeple]

I wanna try weapons I don't use often. Just had a worry the lasgun falls off

[fiery wave]

You suspicious creature.

[tired steeple]

heard the vigilant autogun also isn't great

[supple thorn]

The sister has acquired tastes.

[orchid skiff]

he's, how do i put it politely

[brazen pelican]

Hey, I have never once lied in this chat.

[tired steeple]

a dickhead

it's awesome

[frail lichen]

lies

[tired steeple]

he's gonna make a great inquisitor. The bigger a twat you are the better an inquisitor

[orchid skiff]

he is flamboyant

[little marten]

Tired eyes tell no lies

[brazen pelican]

He's a massive cuntalicious twat. And I am all for it.

[rough galleon]

tell 'em, you've been standing the entire time.

[fiery wave]

I can obviously see it. Then again, I guess people would want the better MREs I can bring here.

[small falcon]

uh huh

[brazen pelican]

Oh. Hey, Sister. Didn't see you there.

[rough galleon]

I'm not really here, you're just tired.

[somber stream]

This sister is tamer than the other

[rough galleon]

hey you dont know me huh

[brazen pelican]

Bro's got a deathwish.

[tired steeple]

y'all think there's gonna be a third sister?

then a fourth?

[somber stream]

We literally just met

[fiery wave]

Teamwide exe stance highlights.

[tired steeple]

and then the server is all gonna be sisters?

[thick coyote]

It falls off in reverse

[little marten]

I can be your sister for a PayPal fee

[frail lichen]

true I haven't been called xenos filth yet

[orchid skiff]

i can be your sister

[small falcon]

what if I

[thick coyote]

Ilas deals less damage up close

[elfin pagoda]

we got bothers and sister but what about the cousins and nephews

[brazen pelican]

Hey! That's cheating!

[tired steeple]

we can all be a big family under the love of the grandfather

[frail lichen]

booooo

[somber stream]

Pardon?

[little marten]

Can I be mom ?

[fiery wave]

Naw, she just wants inf ammo.

[orchid skiff]

great minds think alike

[brazen pelican]

I can be a Sister. Miriael Sabathiel.

[small falcon]

@mods

[somber stream]

You’re a suster

[tired steeple]

can I be a horse

not related I just like horses

[rough galleon]

this chat: "I'll be your sister!" is Lizzie Borden

[small falcon]

can I be the family microwave

[little marten]

Moderator steps in reading to purge the horny only to discover we’ve formed another Jackson 5

[tired steeple]

who is lizzie bordwen

borden

[elfin pagoda]

borden deeznuts lmao

[tired steeple]

AHHHH

[brazen pelican]

Eww.

[orchid skiff]

is that you in your pfp

[little marten]

Ye

[small falcon]

she spawn on my chaos until I

I uhh

[rough galleon]

a topic for true crime podcasters.

[small falcon]

hmmm

idk what to put there

[orchid skiff]

i'm not used to moms with beards but i'll try

[proven basin]

whats the new class do?

[small falcon]

I AM THE LEX

[little marten]

About 5/6 years old now tho, I try to be ambiguous about my true form but I’ll share some rare Nurgle gamer lore.. I now look 1:1 like Charles Manson

[thick coyote]

Be mid

Stagger based

With a dog

[elfin pagoda]

u regenerate a gazillion toughness while ur dog does everything

[thick coyote]

Dog is cool

[proven basin]

whats mid mean

[rough galleon]

its like horse girls but dudes and dogs

[thick coyote]

[brazen pelican]

Tank Poxbursters, permanent wallhack on elites and specials.

[orchid skiff]

longer hair ? easier to call mom

[thick coyote]

Not bad not impressive

It's aight

[proven basin]

sounds boring to play

[thick coyote]

[little marten]

We good to go then brother 🙏

[somber stream]

You look like the grown up version of that one kid from ‘meet the Robinsons’

[small falcon]

buying arbites only to use the shot pistol

no other reason

[brazen pelican]

I'd argue he looks like a much more handsome Erik Hoffstad. The dude from Internet Comment Etiquette.

[little marten]

Guilty

[somber stream]

Yes

(I have no idea what am i agreeing to)

[brazen pelican]

My favorite.

[somber stream]

Ill look it up in bit

[brazen pelican]

Tzeentch loves that way more, to be fair.

[small falcon]

shot pistol is probably the greatest weapon conceived

[tired steeple]

oh not my typical space then

yeah alright infantry lasgun feels pretty nice

[thick coyote]

Eh

[elfin pagoda]

reloading simulator

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[elder hare]

nah triple barrel double shottie is

[thick coyote]

Big Eh

[tired steeple]

I'm surprised the imperium doesn't have a 12 barrel shotgun that shatters the ribs of the user on special fire

[orchid skiff]

i'm reading about it rn, this shit interesting

[small falcon]

servitor weaponry probably

[tired steeple]

I'm into true crime I Just don't really go into much of the community

[little marten]

Imagine how the gardens of Babylon would bloom evermore if that one FatShark dev whose been on vacation since the open beta decided to come home and remove the sight from the lasgun

[elder hare]

[rough galleon]

its a wild ride

[little marten]

What’s the lowdown?

[small falcon]

we should all use “servitor gameplay” as an insult

[thick coyote]

Ah yes
True Crime the game

[rough galleon]

oh people googling who lizzie borden is xD

[tired steeple]

I mean I just read about it

[brazen pelican]

The true crime LARP.

[tired steeple]

not really sure how you talk about it much, you know?

[little marten]

Yeah what’s the goss on lizzy

[orchid skiff]

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueCrimeDiscussion/comments/1c6rfof/do_you_think_lizzy_borden_killed_her_parents/l046py1/

[little marten]

Spill the tea sis

[rough galleon]

she was a bit of a b.

absolutely terrible hairdresser, terrible yelp reviews.

0/10 recommend

[little marten]

Oh this is quite the dive, many thanks

[brazen pelican]

0/10, somehow made my hair longer.

[rough galleon]

rather go to great clips tbh

im a fan of coffee house crime myself

[brazen pelican]

"Asked for "just the tips", got circumcised with an axe???"

[rough galleon]

or bailey sarian but unless you like makeup may not be your scene

[little marten]

Oh shit this was like 150 years ago

[rough galleon]

yeah when i was like 29

[little marten]

Eyo twenty nine rhymes with fineeeee

[orchid skiff]

rizz

[little marten]

Unless ur like really old

[rough galleon]

the emperor calls me when he needs a designated driver.

[little marten]

I’ve recently become old too don’t worry.. I did notice the lack of a card from the FatShark team on my birthday but I held it together

[rough galleon]

it got lost in the mail

[brazen pelican]

For his golden mobility scooter that people call a throne?

Did I say that?

[rough galleon]

okay i laughed ut loud at that one

[supple thorn]

Yeeeeesssss

[brazen pelican]

Ooops.

[fiery wave]

It's a metal loo, WDYM?

[brazen pelican]

Golden mobility porta potty?

[somber stream]

@dry pebble @nocturne bloom Dearest esteemed members of the Astra militarum. Where the frak art thee

[brazen pelican]

I ate them. Sorry about that.

[fiery wave]

I guess.

[brazen pelican]

The food stealing was a ruse!

[somber stream]

God damnit not again

[elder stone]

aloha

[somber stream]

Yes hello

[elder stone]

Hi kitty

[brazen pelican]

By the way we need more recruits... Crazy amount of... Deserters, lately.

[supple thorn]

Hiiiiii

[elder stone]

Why can’t we drug a guardsmen full of fentanyl and Heroine

And send him to the frontlines

[somber stream]

That's just Sevlar chemdogs

[tired steeple]

that's called a khornate berserker

[brazen pelican]

Top 10 favorite food.

[elder stone]

You eat em or eat em out???

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[little marten]

🚨

[supple thorn]

Lol

[somber stream]

It also ate the Brazillian and the American

How am i going to form my hobo squad now

[little marten]

You could hand out roses to new hopefuls and make them compete

[elder stone]

Who needs either when you have me

[brazen pelican]

I didn't eat the rat.

[somber stream]

Have you a 0% weapon yet?

[brazen pelican]

I do have some standards.

[supple thorn]

Damnit.

[somber stream]

The other Brazillian

[elder stone]

Nah I havent even played darktide today lol

[brazen pelican]

It's getting out of hand, now there's two of them.

[elder stone]

vore

[supple thorn]

To each is their own.

[elder stone]

These people are into VORE, Larken, VORE

[somber stream]

For once i agree

[orchid skiff]

??????????

[elder stone]

THESE PEOPLE are FREAKS

[little marten]

We’ve all got our vices I guess

[elder hare]

some need a vice grip

[little marten]

Mine is skittles btw not vore I’m just playing devils advocate

[orchid skiff]

are you offering?

[brazen pelican]

No, I was just hungry and required biomass.

[supple thorn]

Couldn't tell.

[orchid skiff]

Why are we eating people

What happened to holding hands and kissing

[brazen pelican]

Because I'm a Neurolictor.

I get hungry, too, damn.

[little marten]

9/11 I guess

[orchid skiff]

Never forget

[brazen pelican]

Wanna share? ..oOwOo..

[fiery wave]

Did you just tell everyone you are a TYRANID?

[little marten]

What is a neurolictor?

[brazen pelican]

I got no one to blame but me for that one.

[brazen pelican]

Imagine a lictor, but it's also kind of a psyker.

[little marten]

Ooh nice

[rough galleon]

Thats my husband you jezebelle

[brazen pelican]

https://manatorsk.com/cdn/shop/files/99120106072_Neurolictor1.jpg?v=1693658240&width=1080

[brazen pelican]

I don't care, I just want his corpse starch.

[rough galleon]

its already spoken for

[brazen pelican]

Aw, shoot.

[brazen pelican]

Guess I'll raid the pantry again.

[inland mantle]

Looks goofy and 100% could kill me in 10000 different ways

[fiery wave]

DID YOU JUST ADMIT TO STEALIND RATIONS?

[brazen pelican]

I... Really like your mandarins? :3

[little marten]

Damnnnm is that one of the ones that burrows too?

[supple thorn]

Lol

[brazen pelican]

Think it goes invisible.

[little marten]

Not sure how I feel about invisibility

Transparent hahahahahha

[brazen pelican]

Who was it that liked Raven Guard?

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/0/00/AethonShaan.jpg/387px-AethonShaan.jpg

[fiery wave]

You find a honeydew flying in your direction.

[brazen pelican]

New Raven Guard model. Chapter Master Aethonn Shaan.

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom! :3

[somber stream]

@elder stone So i tried first with the shit build in Auric, spoiler alert:
||It's bleak||

[supple thorn]

Im actually looking forward to it. It looks badass.

[supple thorn]

Hey, that's the honeydew I wanted...

[little marten]

That’s a cool looking fella

[fiery wave]

There's more. Do you think I just bring one?

[brazen pelican]

I can share. It'll cost you an arm and a leg.

[supple thorn]

No, I just mentioned before how I liked honeydew, or a good pair of melons.

[supple thorn]

I like my arms and legs.

[brazen pelican]

Well, it's usually a figure of speech.

[supple thorn]

-.- no trust in that statement.

[proven basin]

my friend cant use the armory has to do "battle for tertium 1" how does he do that?

[rough galleon]

if you like them how you like your arms and legs.... *eyes @brazen pelican * ... then you like them .. gone and turned to corpse starch?

[little marten]

Just progress the story missions I think bud

[proven basin]

how do u do those

[little marten]

Should be on the mission board listed at the top

[inland mantle]

Campaign - Battle For Turtium

Same thing

[fiery wave]

Yes, and there are crates of them. I'm only having the mandarins.

[tired steeple]

trappers need to be louder because this is actually getting goofy

[elder stone]

Awesome

[somber stream]

Doable, mind

[little marten]

💭

[inland mantle]

They need sound in the first place

[clever crown]

servers are out for blood rn 🙏

[misty sequoia]

2 crashes in a row can’t play anything

[inland mantle]

[clever crown]

crashes took our two standing squad mates lol

[tired thicket]

I’ll fix it sorry

[rough galleon]

[little marten]

Based tech support

[brazen pelican]

Had a buddy crash out four times in an Auric Maelstrom.

[proven basin]

does the mission terminal have the story missions

[little marten]

I swear I’ve never seen half of these sticker things ever where u pulling them from

[drowsy prawn]

dc in havoc is now a known modifier

3 guys dc last man must hold before reconnect

or wipe

[misty sequoia]

I crashed out twice on havoc last week lost my deployments I was pissed

[tired thicket]

Had that happen was my zealot on Hab derkyo battling the 5000 ragers

[brazen pelican]

Oof, that's rough. We just laughed about it, it was extra Poxbursters and shit and he ran box of grenades on Ogryn. Ended up with us calling the crashes and laughing like idiots when he crashed.

[tired thicket]

Good thing I had my tac axe

[rough galleon]

this one is on my private server xD

[tired thicket]

I pa to my hearts content

[rough galleon]

feel free to steal it

[little marten]

You got a private sever??? What’s on it

[rough galleon]

a lot of emoji. i have a few private servers

[little marten]

So could I make a private sever and make an emoji and then be able to send it here m?

[brazen pelican]

[gilded socket]

Apparently i have a life?? Idk what to do ngl

[proven basin]

we still cant figure out how to do the tertium 1 thing its been so long since I've did it, is there like a video online somewhere?

[brazen pelican]

With Nitro, yes.

[inland mantle]

Get rid of it you play DT

[gilded socket]

Ok

[little marten]

Shit that changes everything

[brazen pelican]

Wander around the ship until you find "Mission Terminal".

Getting to know the ship is good for later.

[inland mantle]

It the big green thing in the middle of the ship

[proven basin]

yeah but mission terminal has quickplay and the missions, which mission does my friend do for tertium 1?

[inland mantle]

They should be labeled

[brazen pelican]

It should be very obvious to him if he is in the mission terminal.

[little marten]

Mission 1 i think

[proven basin]

thers campaign 1 2 and 3

so i guess he does campaign 1?

but why cant i choose it for him in the party

this is dumb

[little marten]

That would be my guess

[fiery wave]

He needs to pick it. Just have him start it?

[proven basin]

thats what i did

[little marten]

What level is he

[vestal mantle]

Evening

I finally have two days off in a row

\o/

[supple thorn]

Nice

[somber stream]

Praise be

[vestal mantle]

So my plan tomm is darktide

Today I was kinda tired so I finished watching Cyberpunk Edgerunners

[inland mantle]

Happy to see they're making more edgerunner shit

[elder hare]

Might be that the campaign needs to be soloed

[fiery wave]

No. He probably skipped or completed.

[inland mantle]

Case you havent seen it yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjhRSNkquOc

[brazen pelican]

Praise be to Slaanesh and the Hive Mind.

[vestal mantle]

No... Its to kinda prevent spoilers. If they were equal in the story then there wouldnt be an issue

[fiery wave]

But friend still has the campaign.

[vestal mantle]

Me and british friend kinda figured it out because he got DT Arbites week

[little marten]

He must bathe in the shade of the swollen willow, but between the roosters first call and the apex of a dying sun

[vestal mantle]

Once he made it to where I was, I could pick missions

Its altogether weird

[little marten]

But be weary of the eastern fog and DO NOT trust the ferryman

[elder hare]

remember: switching to your secondary is quicker than reloading

[halcyon glen]

I won’t hide me

[fiery wave]

I assume not a shotgun?

[elder hare]

fists, thunder and lightning

[brazen pelican]

Unless you're an angel.

Then it is always a shotgun.

[vestal mantle]

So if I cant trust them...

Is eating them an option

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[halcyon glen]

He won’t eat me

[vestal mantle]

Won't I?

[halcyon glen]

I won’t take them

[static kite]

ngl i hope we get variations on the steelhead headwear like how the 6th headwear does

[vestal mantle]

I think tomm I wanna make Ogryn

I even got a name for him

[final herald]

Peak

[proven basin]

so is the new class boring?

[final herald]

Not rlly

[static kite]

i also think the rarity of the 6th headwear and pants should be raised to match that of the 5500 point headwear and the flak vests

[thick coyote]

It's alright

Not great not terrible

[final herald]

Its basically footknight with a cool "fuck you" stance and a dog

Its solid

[vestal mantle]

My opinion is that the Arbites is the ultimate generalist

[halcyon glen]

I won’t eat me

[final herald]

Ill amen 2 that

[vestal mantle]

They can do a bit of everything good

[final herald]

They got the jack of all trades thing that vets pretend to have sometimes

[vestal mantle]

But, i imagine after Vet and Zealot reworks, not as good as the others

[thick coyote]

Not even better than current zealot power wise

[final herald]

I hope so

[thick coyote]

[vestal mantle]

dunno if they will get one... Some people talk about it but not sure

[elder stone]

@somber stream does the 0/60 need to be a lasgun?

[final herald]

I like current zealot more but it doesn't sacrifice as much as zealot to just "try out" something else

The tree is just solid enough even with the current bugs

[final herald]

Im assuming at least vet and zel will

[swift prawn]

I need 1 more for havoc 20

[final herald]

I am of the opinion thag psyker doesn't need one

If it gets touched it should be last

[thick coyote]

Yeah psyker can hold out for longer

The perks of being top 2

Although I'd like to see more tweaks to the left-left side

The fully charged buffs primary fire talent is pretty much counterproductive

And Perilous Assault is kinda useless

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together you and I

[thick coyote]

Hadron, play creep by Radiohead

[vestal mantle]

Now playing: Friday - Rebecca Black

[halcyon glen]

The enemy is fragile

[thorny cave]

A classic

[halcyon glen]

Now play the voyeur of utter destruction (as beauty)

[somber stream]

No

[halcyon glen]

(segue) - Alegra Touchschriek

[somber stream]

In fact, doesn't even need to be a 0/60

Anything under 10 will do

[elder stone]

Alrighty tyyyyy

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[somber stream]

Don't tell me the frakkers went to sleep

[halcyon glen]

Besties

[elder stone]

a mimimimim

[somber stream]

Who in their right mind go to sleep at 10??

[elder stone]

22:00 is pretty normal sweetie

[halcyon glen]

I sleep at 7

[nova snow]

maybe im an outlier but more like 4am when I get going

after a long day and next day off

[nocturne bloom]

i go to sleep at anywhere between 4am and 8am

[elder stone]

Bad boy

[nova snow]

nice

[elder stone]

you need to work dayshift

[nova snow]

spank

[nocturne bloom]

then punish me hoe

[nova snow]

Does their paddle have anti drag holes tho

[elder stone]

wtf you call me

cunt

[nocturne bloom]

yea get mad

beat me

show me whos boss

[elder stone]

Freakazoid

[nova snow]

get a room ^x^'

as we say

im kidding

[fiery wave]

Is like 12:14pm... I haven't slept so.........

[nocturne bloom]

twinzies

[fiery wave]

PM, not AM.

[nocturne bloom]

ik

ive slept like

an hour

[tired steeple]

thanks for the sensory overload, ogryns

[nocturne bloom]

if that

[fiery wave]

More or less. Lul.

[tired steeple]

gonna give my vet ptsd with the amount of explosions

thinking I'm being attacked by artillery

[elder stone]

you are welcome

[nocturne bloom]

also did they nerf thermite on hd2?

[tired steeple]

it was funny at first

but it's like genuinely annoying

[nova snow]

damn i should be read i have the beta hat bb

i see you guys dont like plebs

red*

[elder stone]

I dunno but its still good

[nocturne bloom]

it feels weaker from when i last was on

oh well

[lime beacon]

schizophrenia

[halcyon glen]

He said smell this

Smell this

[nocturne bloom]

@somber stream bad news btw

[halcyon glen]

She’s all that I got

[somber stream]

I mean 10PM

It should be afternoon in Asia, no?

[sonic raft]

how much harder is auric compared to damnation?

[elder stone]

is 10PM not normal...?

[somber stream]

What's your malfunction?

[elder stone]

Id say its noticeable

but its not TOO bad

[somber stream]

It's super duper normal, i myself sleep at that time

But the average discordian here go to sleep at 3AM

[elder stone]

Yeah man crazy work

3 AM is super wild

mhm

Dont say anything now

[somber stream]

Wait till you get a job

[sonic raft]

thanks king. almost have them unlocked

[elder stone]

Good luck Frauka

[sonic raft]

🙂

[elder stone]

I have seasonal jobs

🤪

[fiery wave]

Yes. I haven't gone to bed.

[somber stream]

... since yesterday?

[fiery wave]

:3

[somber stream]

:^D

Why though

[fiery wave]

I literally can't unless I pass out or caffeine. But 200mg every day might be too bad for my already weak heart. XD

[somber stream]

So you

[fiery wave]

Though I think the chest pain is from something else.

[somber stream]

Consume caffeine to sleep

Am i getting this right?

[fiery wave]

Yes.

I start getting eepy like 15 mins after a cup.

[final herald]

Do u have adhd karien

[somber stream]

Doktor please

She does

[final herald]

That tracks heavy

[somber stream]

I have seen it at work

[final herald]

That shit happens 2 me

[fiery wave]

Oh, it's not heart attacks... Already spent a hundred on checks.

[final herald]

Coffee and then suddenly my body is like "ah yes"

"Focus on a nap rn"

[somber stream]

Do you exercise or jog?

[fiery wave]

Very light.

[somber stream]

Had a colleague who share the same issue as you do

[fiery wave]

Could never go far without blacking out.

[somber stream]

He stopped getting random pain after he exercise for a while

Oh damn, it's physique issue then