general-chat

[south jetty]

Astralshite

[sleek harness]

[amber sail]

Boop

[south jetty]

gottem

[warm jay]

"Start diggin in yo butt twin"
- Captain Wolfer

[nocturne bloom]

If thats what you think Vermin

[elder stone]

This guy cant read usernames

[gilded socket]

Dubious actions

[fiery wave]

He MIGHT be worse than them... maybe.

[south jetty]

I have a gif for this

[nocturne bloom]

Try and find out

[sleek harness]

You know, I much prefer looking at the giant circle with the profile of persons I know instead of always looking at their names

[orchid skiff]

hi

[supple thorn]

I aint seen mean you.

[elder stone]

child

[south jetty]

I blow up people who misbehave or if I don't like them

[sleek harness]

Why are you using vermin as an insult

[supple thorn]

Guess its good you like me. ;p

[elder stone]

This guy cant read

[south jetty]

As long as you behave

[warm jay]

I'm afraid to ask, but what else should "vermin" be used for

[brazen pelican]

Same as they use “heretic” like an insult.

[nocturne bloom]

Why are you from Brazil? I thought that place was just an internet meme

[elder stone]

Shut up Loyalist

[supple thorn]

I already have @fiery wave trying to put a leash on me... i dont need two.

[brazen pelican]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[gaunt wind]

Hmmm I wonder why they would be calling “Foolish Skaven” a Vermin

[sleek harness]

Unlike you I was born

[elder stone]

Whos a good little Emperor loving Zealot

[gilded socket]

Mmmm kfc

[south jetty]

I don't put leashes on anyone. Grox prods, laspistol shots, and barrel explosions.

[elder stone]

a twink for the emperor

[nocturne bloom]

Im here if you need to yell at someone

[supple thorn]

what friend for?

[nocturne bloom]

Unfortunate

[brazen pelican]

No headpats for you.

[elder stone]

Cause I fw you

[nocturne bloom]

[supple thorn]

ok

[little marten]

Wow guys it’s so warm

[south jetty]

I'll also shoot poxbursters if you're poorly behaved

[sleek harness]

Burgle Jamer

[warm jay]

I'm boutta poxburst

[supple thorn]

threaten me with good time?

[fiery wave]

Eh, Fwuffy-thing is Fwuffy-thing. Giff him hedpats.

[little marten]

Don’t expose my real name

[sleek harness]

Burgle Jamer Sandwich

Ip: 1.1.1 uhhhhhh 1

[orchid skiff]

this chat is too horny

[nocturne bloom]

So true, need dm satisfaction

[elder stone]

Its too freaky for me

and thats saying something

[warm jay]

I think it can go higher ngl

[obtuse hornet]

You're not making this chat any 'saner'

[orchid skiff]

no one believes you

[supple thorn]

Im on when you wanna carry.

[elder stone]

Sybau

💔

[supple thorn]

am not

[gaunt wind]

Your mother was a no fur and your father was a mouse

[warm jay]

You said you're clocking off for the night, and here you are again.

[amber sail]

I want food

[nocturne bloom]

You wish you could be this freaky 💅

[amber sail]

Give me food

[south jetty]

@supple thorn I thought I told you about the time someone kept complaining that we were leaving him behind while he was wasting too much time killing the chaff in an ambush. He kept going down and not moving up with us, said we were going too fast, and then my friend went off on him for barely doing shit with his bolt pistol. He dropped an ammo crate and said "here's more ammo so you can miss more shots with your bolt pistol".

And then the whiner told me to hurry up. Saw he was about to run past a barrel right next to an edge so I blew him up and killed him for telling me to hurry

[sleek harness]

Check your DMs dumbass

[elder stone]

You TAKE ESTROGEN

[fiery wave]

I SAID I'M NOT CARRYING YOUR DRUNK ARSE.

[sleek harness]

I sent present

[obtuse hornet]

To catch you in the act

[south jetty]

So yes I'll kill you.

[warm jay]

Hm, seems like you're thinking about me a lot

I'm flattered, really

[nocturne bloom]

Thats you not me boss

[elfin pagoda]

pov: you are an injured guard that still has seen no compensation after surviving the last tyranid attack

[nocturne bloom]

[supple thorn]

Fine. i got fuck aroun in mortis xp

[obtuse hornet]

Oh FFS

[heavy compass]

hey guys, is the private game bug still around? Where you cant complete private game penances?

[fiery wave]

You mean get pummeled in.

[gaunt wind]

I wish GW would add Skaven to 40k, make them absolutely terrified of Felinids

[south jetty]

I need to do more Mortis Trials

[supple thorn]

...ima let that one go..

[amber sail]

https://tenor.com/view/moral-orel-orel-adult-swim-what-sunday-gif-21312827

[mental mulch]

error 2001 every 5 min and I am kicked out

[amber sail]

Aww man

[gilded socket]

Get in line

[amber sail]

Sad orgyn noises

[south jetty]

No I work separately.

[modest flume]

Karien may not want to carry you, but I can

[fiery wave]

For one, I'm doing my dailies. You could have poked like 4 hours ago and such.

[gilded socket]

Monster cock

[south jetty]

Not the time or place

[gaunt wind]

[modest flume]

A large rooster? Wild

[amber sail]

[supple thorn]

Ooohh, getting dailies done early aye?

[orchid skiff]

?

[sleek harness]

You abandoned me and Paul

[south jetty]

I'm trying to get more melkcoin for trinket gambling

[elder stone]

No.

[orchid skiff]

I have a name you know

[elfin pagoda]

me when i finally am able to see slaanesh

[amber sail]

Yes

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Giant rooster

[elder merlin]

Shut up

[sleek harness]

And talking of the Old Man

There he is

[gilded socket]

Real

[sleek harness]

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

You mean I double-clutched you two in that one game

[nocturne bloom]

Thus said the sock wearer who thinks with his estrogen

[south jetty]

If you're not literate, there's resources for that

[sleek harness]

What one game

I don't remember

[modest flume]

Oh no he's relapsing

[fiery wave]

Yes, because new evcent sidequest thing.

[orchid skiff]

is wearing socks special

[modest flume]

@fiery wave we have to help the rat before he loses it

[supple thorn]

carry on.

[south jetty]

Socks and sandals

[gilded socket]

@supple thorn and @sleek harness should play gay chicken

[south jetty]

no

[supple thorn]

am drunk, would win

[amber sail]

You smell like a gay chicken ha ha

[sleek harness]

Shut up bastard

[south jetty]

I think they should try to cut each other's fingers off instead

[sleek harness]

Don't feed the troll Susie

[gilded socket]

I love women

[sleek harness]

[amber sail]

Lies

[gaunt wind]

Gay Chicken is just having a boyfriend with extra steps

[south jetty]

She loves women

[elder stone]

This is blatant slander

[heavy compass]

hey guys, is the private game bug still around? Where you cant complete private game penances? My friend tries to complete the brainburst one and we cant do it for like an hour now lol

[supple thorn]

Same

[amber sail]

Oh

[fiery wave]

At this point, I think the guard is on the top of the completely somehow red rat now.

[gilded socket]

Nuh uh why’re you making out with skaven

[amber sail]

I love men

[gilded socket]

1 or 2

[gaunt wind]

Boy kissers anonymous

[supple thorn]

hey, said i was drunk.. equal oppertunity for guys too

[amber sail]

Yes

[south jetty]

I love whatever the hell I want as long as it's fictional

Hadron....

[elfin pagoda]

bitchdron

[south jetty]

Hadron I miss you......

[sleek harness]

I killed the loser, yes

[gilded socket]

Go with your boyfriend

[brazen pelican]

Helped a friend with it the other day.

[thick coyote]

Of all the women

[warm jay]

Fellas, is it gay to breathe?

[thick coyote]

You chose Hadron

Smh

[gaunt wind]

The dark eldar girl keeps looking at me funny

[south jetty]

She's like me
Old and bitchy

[jaunty path]

You'll get a girlfried guranteed then.

[thick coyote]

Poor tastes all around

🗣️

[jaunty path]

kark off shes peak hag material

[south jetty]

She's not the only old person I like you know

[gilded socket]

Real

[brazen pelican]

Hallowette is bae, I’m a huge sucker for an accent.

[south jetty]

I LOVE HAGS.

[fiery wave]

No, rat is very embarrassed by the fact said drunk human is on him.

[gaunt wind]

Commissar Dukane could get it

[supple thorn]

harry skaven man? meh, flings here and there.

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[jaunty path]

she's got the impatient snappy attitude of a disgruntled grandma, and you're throwing shade?

[south jetty]

I also like Dukane yeah

[gilded socket]

He’s literally your boyfriend

[little marten]

Please don’t drink

[thick coyote]

The [Acolyte] fell in love with the [Toaster]

[gaunt wind]

Hadron would probably try to upgrade you is the issue

[supple thorn]

no proof

[obtuse hornet]

Yes

[supple thorn]

too late xp

[south jetty]

I'm already upgraded. Get outta here

[warm jay]

What is this? The Brotherhood of Steel?

[gaunt wind]

The flesh is weak

[little marten]

Stop it right now! Please!

[sleek harness]

But Demoman only eats beer and is still alive

[gilded socket]

Right here in my pocket… POCKET SAND

[elfin pagoda]

hadron forcefems you by the will of the omnisiah asmr

[shy sandal]

You have brought dark memories to me

[supple thorn]

ur no fun.

[brazen pelican]

Fraternity of Alloy.

[gilded socket]

YEEEESSSSS

[jaunty path]

I'm allowed to kiss washing machines thank you very much

[little marten]

Jk ive hit a few drinkie poos Dw

[south jetty]

I don't have zoomer attraction standards probably. I like old characters and fucked up monsters

I hope KX-8 is a tangle of cables on legs

[gaunt wind]

Bro is folding to a slaaneshi daemon in record time

[fiery wave]

Hey, sometimes the monster is actually the nice one.

[south jetty]

I like mean monsters

[gilded socket]

Kayex’s va is in this server

[south jetty]

He did a phenomenal job

[shy sandal]

My reaction after reading that one skiitari fanfic

[elfin pagoda]

oh yeah i fucking love kayex va

its very pleasing

[fiery wave]

Depending on who you are talking about, is either old news or we already knew from the start.

[little marten]

I used to have a crush on that British woman from time splitters future perfect

[elfin pagoda]

as you wish oh lady of the stars

[south jetty]

Welsh man

[gaunt wind]

Time Splitters Mentioned

Time Splitters multiplayer PEAK

[south jetty]

I hope I sound like KX-8 when I'm older

[little marten]

Real virus hours

[low hemlock]

TRUE, I request Hadron to turn me into Battle Servitor‼️

🦾

[shy sandal]

The bad thing about being a giant monster, is that everything about you that isn't about being giant and a monster feels small in comparison 😔

[south jetty]

Like meals 😔

[fiery wave]

But you can also have a giant heart, see?

[little marten]

The bigger the monsters body, the more room for a bigger heart

[gilded socket]

Tell him yourself @lunar kiln

[south jetty]

No he already knows

[mighty fractal]

timesplitter bros .... we're elderly

[south jetty]

I also use the male Fatalist voice for my Arby

[gilded socket]

Hope mike doesn’t get mad at me

[south jetty]

if he does it's all your fault

[gaunt wind]

That we are my friend

[dry pebble]

eeugh

[modest flume]

I fear great age as made me forget, and made me forgetful, it has

[shy sandal]

The hell is that Alfred Molina as Lucien Lachance?

[low hemlock]

Hadron ASMR when FatShark!!?!

🫵

u promised

[gilded socket]

What about, hadron holds you lovingly asmr

[south jetty]

With all that said, my current big crush is a 75 ton mech that's from a spooky urban legend and I turned it into a giant monster in an alternate timeline

[gilded socket]

Megatron?

[warm jay]

Hadron steps on you whilst calling you a dirty varlet [ASMR] [Femdom] [Mommy]

[south jetty]

No

[gaunt wind]

There’s a robot lady in my ear who calls me her little varlet

[gilded socket]

P-p-p-PEAM

[south jetty]

no

[gilded socket]

“Be a good varlet”

[thick coyote]

Lore accurate Brawler

[gilded socket]

On my knees

[south jetty]

Transformers are too human looking for my taste

[orchid skiff]

take my money

[gaunt wind]

We out here smashing emperor class titans

[fiery wave]

You mean "Commissar Dukane crushes you (And more) for failing her".

[orchid skiff]

what else is there to crush

[gilded socket]

REAL

[south jetty]

I would.

[warm jay]

Colleagues to lovers?

[fiery wave]

Your remaining manliness, maybe? Failures do not get to keep that.

[gilded socket]

She def looks down at us

[gaunt wind]

I would sooner die than disappoint Dukane

[warm jay]

In more ways than one

[little marten]

What if we kissed inside a penitent engine? 😳

[south jetty]

I need to disappoint her so I can see her threaten me with a bolt pistol

[nocturne bloom]

it the blatant truth

[elder stone]

I do not take estrogen

[orchid skiff]

me getting ready for the dukane crushing

[elder stone]

!!!

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[south jetty]

Get out the engine. I'm trying to kiss the engine itself

[nocturne bloom]

ok princess

[fiery wave]

Oh fer the...

[gaunt wind]

She put her bolt pistol in my mouth asked me how it taste we are not the same

[low hemlock]

Hadron been my motivation since day 0

Did Power Matrix HL-17-36 Map over 500 times for her!

[little marten]

Understood, I’ll be uh.. waiting around the corner

[gilded socket]

Commissar dukane holds a bolt pistol to your head while she makes out with you and calls you profanities asmr

[halcyon glen]

Who’ll rid me of this shaking head

[south jetty]

My favs in DT gotta be Hadron, KX-8, Brahms, Dukane, the Valkyrie ships, Zola, Sefoni, Morrow, Krall >>>>>> everyone else

[gaunt wind]

Take my money

[warm jay]

Commissar Dukane shoves a bolt pistol up yer ass

[south jetty]

No making out and I'll pay

[warm jay]

ASMR of course

[gilded socket]

Wven better

[warm jay]

Sounds like you just wanna be tortured

[fiery wave]

You mean a painsword.

[gilded socket]

Lets crowd fund her to actually do it

[south jetty]

I like evened odds and a good thrashing

[elder stone]

I DONT I DONT I DONT

[warm jay]

A chainsword for that extra spikyness

[south jetty]

If they can't match the danger then I don't want it

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together you and I

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-hungry-famished-starving-eating-gif-17203120126493562641

[fiery wave]

I do mean a chainsword. What else? Rather a POWER FIST?

[dry pebble]

loosh with the estrogen pills

[warm jay]

Depends on how much you wanna get dirty

[low hemlock]

Vro’s the definition of “I love a woman, that would just kill me”

[obtuse hornet]

Ohno ohhhn

[gilded socket]

Im a fucking visionary

[south jetty]

Oska Krall performs a flesh-reshaping operation on you with methods to keep you awake ASMR when

[little marten]

ASMR Philip

[gaunt wind]

Ogryn tries to read Shakespeare ASMR when

[nocturne bloom]

Calm down hun, youre a kawai girl and you know it

[little marten]

Ogryn vs infinite monkeys

[warm jay]

@obtuse hornet Thatczer x Sheriff ASMR when?

[obtuse hornet]

In your dreams

[warm jay]

Way ahead of you pal

[fiery wave]

Sefoni mind dumps you while moaning but you can't do anything about it but see/hear her... Wait, that's just Mortis Trials.

[low hemlock]

100 Gaurdsman VS 1 Ogryn

[obtuse hornet]

Waitwaitwaitwa-

[south jetty]

I like when Sefoni sounds like she's amused. She seems like she's bored a lot

[warm jay]

No need to wait, I'll be right over

[obtuse hornet]

Only amused?

[gilded socket]

Ye’ah tha world’sa stage yeah? An’ everyun’sa a actor yeah?

[orchid lynx]

who wins the twerk off?

[south jetty]

She has a sinister sense of amusement. You don't really see her having a whole lot of fun, fully elated

[warm jay]

Sefoni opens up your Mortis Trial and fills your arena up with poxwalkers and bulwarks ASMR

[low hemlock]

Hadron no diff

[gaunt wind]

Ta be or not ta be that’s the question Sah

[little marten]

Sefoni is pickle 🥒

[obtuse hornet]

I'm talking about the noises she makes when being "amused"

😭

[amber sail]

Yes

[gilded socket]

Sefoni is wife

[little marten]

I’m sorry sir your wife is a pickle

[south jetty]

I'm sure those are just actual pain/discomfort. Having a complex psychic brain isn't easy... Unless she's really feeling some sorta way then that's fine. She's doing that while trying to pretend to kill us

[gilded socket]

I love my pickle

[obtuse hornet]

That's...literally just the mortis trials at low volume...😔

[south jetty]

I love Sefoni because she's sinister

[amber sail]

You like nurg to?

[warm jay]

Don't act like you haven't indulged in Sefoni too, don't forget, you were on full health throughout the whole thing

[final herald]

She's just silly

Not sinister

[little marten]

Yes.

[obtuse hornet]

I'm just better

[final herald]

The krall/sefoni voiced missions drive this home

[amber sail]

That's cool friend

[warm jay]

Yeah, better when Sefoni's MOANING in your ears

[south jetty]

She's telling us secrets. Maybe she's just wanting to share some gossip 🍵

[final herald]

She has a superiority complex but she's pretty much just "goober in a tube"

A "toober" if you will

[amber sail]

I'm gonna get food bye bye now friends

[little marten]

Take it easy brother

[obtuse hornet]

It's just more motivation to finish

[warm jay]

Yeah, "finish".

Take a look at this guy

[south jetty]

Krall is an absolute riot in those

[low hemlock]

Freaky Ah Sefoni

[south jetty]

"I'm where he'd least expect me - the confessional"

[elder stone]

😭

[thick coyote]

wet and salty?

[obtuse hornet]

Yeah "finish"...finnish...

[thick coyote]

Crazy work

[modest flume]

Something something 5th favorite arm

[south jetty]

I must see his favorite arm collection

[warm jay]

Yeah, OK Johnny Silverhand

Anyways I'm off, take care you freaks

[south jetty]

I enjoy how he carries himself. Eccentric, doesn't give a shit about some things that would unnerve most

[obtuse hornet]

Yeah go home!

Back to the pits!

[little marten]

It’s been a long time without you my friend

[south jetty]

pits

is that a peach reference

[obtuse hornet]

Nope, absolutely not

[warm jay]

Don't make me drag you down with me~

[south jetty]

plums

[modest flume]

They're just flirting in public, the scoundrels

[vapid matrix]

Hi

[south jetty]

Yeah I'm here to kill the mood

[obtuse hornet]

Yeah okay sure, byebye. It's your bed time

[orchid skiff]

ATTENTION BLOCK FODDER

[obtuse hornet]

No not again!

[south jetty]

The chat is boring when everyone is flirting or doing forcefemme or some shit. Let's get stupid

[final herald]

What the fuck

[little marten]

What’s forcefemme?

[ancient violet]

OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND

GET OUT OF YOUR MIND

[south jetty]

Fetish/kink things

[tiny shore]

When is the last time obesefish added content like new maps/missions? No including inferno, since those aren't straight up new areas. I think. I was just wondering when we will see some cool story updates, or if we're still in the "Setting up the base game" area

[tired steeple]

the mods need to actually watch this channel my god

[final herald]

I looked away from the channel for like 4 minutes

[modest flume]

When the femboys are frotting

[south jetty]

At least I'm safe inside my mind

[final herald]

Bro come ON

[ancient violet]

Yeah I'm surprised the mods don't nuke this

[low hemlock]

🎙️‼️‼️💢

[ancient violet]

General should be removed change my mind

[little marten]

Noted thank you for the responses guys 🙏

[modest flume]

CRAZY IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPTHERIA

[south jetty]

i can DM you specifics but I don't think it matters much tbh

[tiny shore]

Classic anti-socialization rhetoric coming from an Orca. Damn fishas

[modest flume]

Hannibal?

[final herald]

They aint fish dumby

[little marten]

It’s cool I googled it to fill in the gaps, cool to learn another term tho so thanks!

[ancient violet]

This is discord we already are antisocial

What's a little bit more? 😈

[final herald]

No freakypostojg

Pls

[final herald]

I don't wanna block more ppl 🙏

[ancient violet]

Truuuuuu

[vapid matrix]

Why not

[final herald]

Because it makes the chat ugly

[little marten]

We need a ‘his angels’ emoji/sticker for when someone comes in with the hard cold shower treatment

[low hemlock]

Gud Pal, now it’s time for u to learn about Skibidi!

Turn to book page 69

[ancient violet]

Tbh I think it would be easier if discord actually created a feature where you just completely remove the blocked messages

[final herald]

That would be nice

I would like to never know rewdy exists again

[halcyon glen]

We’ll creep together

[ancient violet]

Modded discords have done this a long time ago, discord just thinks advertising is more important

[south jetty]

I try to keep my freaky shit to the people I know who can appreciate it

[modest flume]

It is, it's what pays the bills and why they're going public

[little marten]

Am I blocked

[final herald]

I would rather the freaky shit stay in the freaky communities

[final herald]

No

[little marten]

Nice! I haven’t blocked you either! 🫡

[south jetty]

NGL as a professional freak, same

[vapid matrix]

Weirdos are everywhere

[ancient violet]

I don't even think it's real flirting

It's just brainrot putting a sexual reference in every context type jokes

[nocturne bloom]

Surely i'm not blocked

[tired steeple]

you know what

[final herald]

Its unironically just rewdy and some random who pissed me off one time but I can't remember who it was so its peobably not important

[tired steeple]

instead of being here

I'm gonna play the game

[tired steeple]

seeing dream bbq in the wild is awesome though

[vapid matrix]

Actually?

[thick coyote]

Hadron, play creep by Radiohead

[tired steeple]

loved that game can't wait for more

[south jetty]

I'm shitposting at my mom's house bc she wanted to buy me pizza

[ancient violet]

Playing Darktide?

CRINGE

[orchid skiff]

I have that already, it's very nice
It doesn't help fully because people I block keep talking about me and others show me their attention whoring, but you can't win em all

[little marten]

I respect nuance

[modest flume]

Nah they're straight up flirting, they do crazy stuff in their DMs

[final herald]

I be here like

"40k"

And then someone shows up like "how long bonbon dih is"

[south jetty]

I wanna play more Darktide as my Arbitrator

[ancient violet]

It's mostly so I don't see a wall of "blocked messages" 💀

[final herald]

And I just want them to die

[south jetty]

true

[orchid skiff]

You can get that with vencord

There's a lot of plugins in this

[ancient violet]

I can't get vencords on my phone

[tired steeple]

maybe I should start talkig in the other channels instead

[orchid skiff]

on phone I use Bunny

[final herald]

It is wise

[orchid skiff]

Same thing

[vapid matrix]

So no one wanna play 😭

[south jetty]

I block people because they piss me off and I don't like looking at things that piss me off. Discord you could make more money off of this somehow. Make it happen 🫰

[tired steeple]

there's an lfg channel

[ancient violet]

Who plays this game anymore?

Dead since launch

[tired steeple]

the fact you can just click on blocked messages is kinda cringe

[south jetty]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[tired steeple]

defeats the purpose

[modest flume]

You can just ignore them, that's what I do

[tired steeple]

I suppose but it's a good fat bit of the channel just being thirsty

[south jetty]

yeah 😔

[gentle granite]

they gotta fix this memory leak man

[final herald]

For whatever fucking reason yeah

[modest flume]

You're right though, just getting out of hand at this point

[south jetty]

lonely, young, foolish, perhaps nihilistic for some

[supple thorn]

back, done tiding.

[final herald]

Idk whay it is with "official" discords and people being unhinged

[ancient violet]

I wish it was that easy

But I don't see the point of "meeting in the middle" that discord is trying to make

[south jetty]

They stopped being freaks. You've tempered them 🙏

[tired steeple]

I don't dislike anyone here

[ancient violet]

Freaktide where?

[nocturne bloom]

[dry pebble]

a guy said like two days ago, "can you go groom each other in DMs?"

[south jetty]

the other unhinged people see it and are finally glad to have people to relate to or something

[final herald]

Is that the orca word for a "rogue wave"

[ancient violet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[modest flume]

No no no, I don't block people, I just pretend they don't exist and aren't chatting

[ancient violet]

God I wish I could do that on real life too 😞

[modest flume]

I do

[final herald]

I am too much of a pretentious prick to do that

[ancient violet]

With my boss 😈

[final herald]

😔

[south jetty]

I'm sure I'm blocked by a lot of people here. I need to keep going

[modest flume]

I...did

[final herald]

I got that starscream mindset

[orchid skiff]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/406
maybe?

[final herald]

I need people to know I hate them

Maybe it will change them into unhateable people for the better

It usually does not work

But thats okay...

[dry pebble]

do you think you are blocked by someone here?

[orchid skiff]

I have it, but i'm unsure it does anything

[ancient violet]

Hate is a strong word

[south jetty]

I wish I could show people how to be less annoying but that's not possible and that's up to them to find out on their own

[final herald]

Rewdy blocked me yeah

(Good)

[dry pebble]

Good he cant see this

🤭

[tired steeple]

I'm probably blocked by someone but I wouldn't know cause the times I appear here are so sporadic I may as well be a temporal anomaly

[final herald]

Its also just because thats how I establish boundaries

[little marten]

Righteous clouds coalesce over dark skies torn apart by the trails of artillery. The air thickens with the sweet, sickly stench of slaughter unfettered. Delivering his judgement, the light of his followers forces a swift, violent salvation to the disciples of excess. In the cold dark present of the Darktide general chat, there is only war, and the laughter of hungry gooners.

[modest flume]

Not worth the energy. You gotta see it llike taking a picture and then editing out the part you don't want to see. Ignoring everything you don't like for things you do like is much simpler

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/-nnTI1d5XuM?si=OF8WsDPfwKSPtjHF

[final herald]

If you say "I am not okay with this" enough times loud enough people can never go "oh I thought u were okay with this"

[tired steeple]

I had that recently

[supple thorn]

why everyone seem angry?

[final herald]

Lmfao

[tired steeple]

there was this ship that makes me really uncomfortable and someone kept trying to explain to me how it's not that bad so I blocked them

OH THIS REMINDS ME AS WELL

[ancient violet]

I'm gonna do the cringe Marvel joke 😈

[tired steeple]

SOME GUY SENT MEGA OBESE PORN IN MY DMS ONCE

[orchid skiff]

ship?

[final herald]

I don't think anyone is currently angry

[south jetty]

Khornite energy building up

[final herald]

????????????

[tired steeple]

AND THEY WERE SURPRISED I BLOCKED THEM??

oh hi karien

[final herald]

Smh karien im not

[tired steeple]

like when you want two characters in something to get together

[supple thorn]

just seemed like it. im also just vibing now.

[dry pebble]

[final herald]

Think of me as some sort of esoteric internet chihuahua

[tired steeple]

the one they talked about was really creepy

[south jetty]

I could be one of Khorne's or Tzeentch's so easily

[modest flume]

Good day fellow compatriots, I appreciate your presence here and enjoy the time we are spending talking to one another. See? Easy

[tired steeple]

and made me super uncomfortable

[little marten]

Hyperviolence

[tired steeple]

and they kept trying to get me to think it's "not that bad"

[orchid skiff]

in this chat?

[ancient violet]

Most socially aware discord user 😈

[tired steeple]

No it was a while ago. Just an example

but god the weird fat fetish guy is never gonna leave my mind

[orchid skiff]

i see i see

[final herald]

Peak
I also like your existence as well

[mighty fractal]

sorry ... 🥀

[tired steeple]

thank you

[little marten]

Makes me seem like an old timer but I’m genuinely baffled people use discord for stuff other than attacking game developers

[ancient violet]

I've had some pretty horrifying DMs

[tired steeple]

I don't dislike anyone here I just wish some of you would quench the thirst with water instead of wanting to get whipped

[dry pebble]

Im thinking now if im blocked by someone here

[supple thorn]

that shit got old quick.

[final herald]

I think 'tide is old enough for that not to be the status quo anymore

[nocturne bloom]

Surely im not blocked

[final herald]

No ur not

Goober

[supple thorn]

no me. xp

[south jetty]

It's like when twinks/femboys randomly DM me just because I'm polite or give off an energy, and then they wanna show me selfies or some shit like homie I'm just trying to have a good night I don't need any of that 🫶

[tired steeple]

how bad was this server when the game was first out

[tired steeple]

yeah fair

[orchid skiff]

Loosh wishes he had that problem

[nocturne bloom]

Damn, not freaky enough

[final herald]

Don't worry if ur blocked I will be annoying about it

[tired steeple]

I mean I'd think that's awesome if I was single

[little marten]

Makes sense makes sense, I just like the sense of community I guess

[tired steeple]

cause boy I heard stories of how bad this game was on release

[modest flume]

I don't block anyone (except bots) and I'm not ignoring you, so therefore you're fine in my book

[south jetty]

Yeah I'm aroace so, 0 interest. I don't even like femboy/twink fictional characters

[final herald]

Imagine that but like also with a terrible CM

[mighty fractal]

i get this problem with hot egirls UGHH leave me ALONE

[tired steeple]

yeah that makes sense

[tired steeple]

CM... community manager?

sm2 server

[south jetty]

there was one a memes channel

Extrapolate

[tired steeple]

please CM do your fucking job

[final herald]

Worse than sm ever could be

Oh hedge you

[orchid skiff]

avoid the server this is from!!

[final herald]

....person...you...

[modest flume]

Thank you, fellow member of the official Darktide Discord server.

[dry pebble]

Hedge was an immesurably complex person

[south jetty]

if I could shrug off the issue for someone else to deal with I'd gladly reallocate resources like that but alas

[final herald]

Cee out here wit the deep cuts

[modest flume]

He hedged his bets and missed

[final herald]

Fs gave up on his hedge fund its okay

[orchid skiff]

@elder stone maybe if you imitate astralmight you too can have this issue

[final herald]

The newer ones were all "better" but just didn't last

The forums stuff is much worse than the discord stuff

People there are a little silly

[tired steeple]

there's probably a real life servitor monitoring the forums

[final herald]

The people posting there have ideas only a servitor could make

[south jetty]

but IDK it's one thing if you're just being polite, goofing off, and trying to get along and then that all gets ruined by someone wanting to flirt. It's very annoying and pathetic in my low empathy opinion, but I get why it happens

[dry pebble]

The forum is so funny, have you seen the Book of Grudges Thread?

[final herald]

"Why plasma not for arbites"

[dry pebble]

Its on another level

[south jetty]

and this is why I play Castigator Stance Arbitrator so I can get my aggression out in a meaningful way

[final herald]

I do that but with the charge

Theres something wonderful about charging headifrst into like 8 crushers with a shield and they fall down

[south jetty]

Love to match forward with the shield + shock maul and bowl everything over

[modest flume]

For me it's One Punch Shovelgryn and A Pimp Named Slickback

[south jetty]

Personally I go taunt + cleaver on mine

[final herald]

But currently I am doing veteran helbore stuff just cause I wanna play vet helbore

[modest flume]

Consider the following: slap and punch

[final herald]

I wish stance had like...toughness...or...

[south jetty]

I was playing vet with infantry las + knife

[little marten]

People just too angry these days

[tired steeple]

I mostly play vet with powersword and plasma gun

[modest flume]

I WANNA HEAR EM SCREAM

[tired steeple]

sometimes I change to shovel and revolver

[south jetty]

smoke grenades, exec stance, marksman because suffering is valued in the eyes of the Emperor

I just wanna play my vet like a ratling y'know

[tired steeple]

buuurp what class should I play today

[ancient violet]

TEAR THE KARKERS TO PIECES

[south jetty]

Psyker 😈

[final herald]

PUT THE KARKIN BOOT IN!!!!

[modest flume]

FOR TERRAAAA!!!

[ancient violet]

FOR CREEEEEEEEED

[jaunty path]

Scout

[final herald]

Does being ahort make it harder to climb things

[modest flume]

Nah I was quoting LC

[final herald]

It feels like it does

[modest flume]

CLOSE, KILL, AND DO IT AGAIN!

[tired steeple]

psyker it is

[gentle granite]

I'll try, thank you

[little marten]

Think about it. If instead of an angry post about FatShark, it was instead an encouraging, loving one, that came from mutual respect for fellow humans, we still wouldn’t have a scoreboard.

[halcyon glen]

Your fear is as old as the world

Wor ho old

[final herald]

DD what are you

[final herald]

You're like a digital fae

[halcyon glen]

Hello

Hello world

[modest flume]

Alternatively, we would still have a scoreboard because we all like to see numbers, but we would use the lower performance of a teammate to encourage them do better and give proper critique of them, rather than using it as a (very bad) measuring stick for how "good" someone is

[halcyon glen]

Goodbye cruel world

[final herald]

DD what class do you play

[halcyon glen]

I play UC mace only

[little marten]

That’s actually beautiful

[modest flume]

But you don't have to wish for that, you can do that already

[halcyon glen]

What about you

[south jetty]

I don't think so but I'm also used to it because of my zealot

[final herald]

Everyone is kind until you see a sub 100k contribution in auric

[low hemlock]

U made a misspelling there Pal.

Me thinkz u meant,
“People just too SOFT these days”

👍

[modest flume]

Honestly that's an amazing feat

I'd genuinely want to know why and how they got that score

[halcyon glen]

I’m soft indeed

[orchid skiff]

but look at your bio

[little marten]

The softest pillows provide the most blissful sleep

[final herald]

Whats UC mace

[orchid skiff]

surely you don't want that to be hard

[halcyon glen]

Unchained

[modest flume]

I'z ded 'ard!

[halcyon glen]

With mace Windu build

It’s the only way really

[final herald]

Whats that look likw

[grand reef]

any resources on like the shortest missions?

[low hemlock]

“Clever, girl” - Ghengis Khan

[final herald]

Train

TRAIN

[grand reef]

i mean when its not available lol

[final herald]

-# train

[little marten]

In another life these digital chains held us not, and we danced like careless beasts under starry skies

[halcyon glen]

Count binface with mace Windu posed in a Ramona a stone Bowie knife style

[final herald]

Big what is cosmic buffet

[jaunty path]

Does it actually help to drag ur mouse across enemies when you swing

[halcyon glen]

E

[jaunty path]

with weapons like the bully club

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[low hemlock]

resources/random resources are “not available” when u do Havoc

[supple thorn]

idk, but it feels like it helps me.

[halcyon glen]

Cruising around me, the small friends burn my body

[grand reef]

my bad I meant resources like a website listing the average times/lengths

[modest flume]

I had a game with a guy who played like absolute ass once, kept dying at like every second horde. The thing was, he kept apologizing every time he died. Yeah it was annoying basically playing with 3 people in a 4 person lobby, but you know what I did? Invited him to a party, and I set it straight: I know you are not performing well, but I will help you so you do.

Turns out he started like 2 days before that

[halcyon glen]

Mean

[final herald]

You have a divine patience that I do not have

[modest flume]

This was on Auric

[drowsy prawn]

he grinded to auric in 2 days? that's pretty impressive for a newbie

[modest flume]

He displayed the drive to get better, and I respected that

[orchid skiff]

auric so fast? guy loves the game

[halcyon glen]

Noob

[modest flume]

Right? That's what I said, so instead of telling him to go back down, I just tried to give advice/better builds and explain what to do like target priorities, combos, movement, etc

[little marten]

Huge respect, hopefully that has extended consequences on how they approach games in the future

[modest flume]

Now he's smashing Aurics and starting Havoc like 2 months later

[orchid skiff]

wait what why so late

[little marten]

I haven’t done havoc yet tbf

[supple thorn]

same

[modest flume]

He told me people would just yell and vote kick him, that's just mean even if he was a bad teammate

[modest flume]

Maybe he has a life unlike me

[final herald]

I have interacted with enough people that respond negatively to any sort of response of this manner that I no longer attempt to reach out

I see no purpose in it

[orchid skiff]

inconceivable..

[final herald]

Im glad you are able to do it though

[modest flume]

No no, I get that and normally wouldn't give a shit, but he did not react negatively and I respected that, even though he's definitely gotten scorn

[orchid skiff]

if you're EU i can introduce you, it's easy

[final herald]

Also like the last 3 times I did this I have become autistic hyperfixations

[orchid skiff]

at first

[modest flume]

Hell, he still played better than when I started

It was also a harder game, with the instant-death shotgunners and stunlocking Gunners

[halcyon glen]

Burn

Slow burn

[modest flume]

Can't forget the instantly deleting flame puddles and no stims

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-friday-good-morning-gif-12040632480044331135

[gaunt wind]

Flamer so good need the heavy flamer on my Ogryn

[final herald]

What if ogryn had

[little marten]

It’s quite ironic yelling and vote kicking in a game where you literally have the power to single handedly carry if you could

[final herald]

2 grenade fist

[drowsy prawn]

they need to give DS to ogryns, but don't increase the size

[gaunt wind]

2 GGs? Sign me up

[final herald]

If the time back then was indeed that far back

No nit really

Im sure there were cracked players but

Fire instakilling toughness

Shotgunner squads shutting off your existence

[gaunt wind]

They hold it with 2 fingers like a tea cup

[final herald]

Genuinely being unable to move because gunners

[drowsy lynx]

launch mutants with no minimum turn radius

[final herald]

Wait is that why they were hard to dodge

[little marten]

Ooh might be something for me to look at

[gaunt wind]

Those fuckers still hit curves that feel like the old days lol

[modest flume]

I'm not gonna lie, it was very annoying playing essentially a 3 person game with a 4 person lobby, and the director was being particularly violent that round

[final herald]

Bro I though I was just missing something huge back then

[modest flume]

But, he was posting "hey guys sorry I died, just trying to figure out this build rn" and I decided right then and there I'd help him.. if we survived

But we did

[orchid skiff]

sure, add steam on my profile or dm me your code and we'll find time

[gaunt wind]

Since Arbi got the pistol and shield Ogryn deserves the GG and Shield (it’s lore accurate)

[dry pebble]

RAAAAAH ALL OGRYNS PENANCES DONE

[gaunt wind]

I think I’m missing the gun lugger stuff and that’s it

[dry pebble]

That what was missing for me too

[modest flume]

Congrats

[gaunt wind]

Need to make a build and get them done

[modest flume]

Now you can never use a different class.

[gaunt wind]

Zealot and ogryn my glorious kings

[final herald]

Peak

Congrats

I need to finish the weapon spec vet one and then a few zel ones

[dry pebble]

i would never

[final herald]

And then get to 100 missions on arbites

And then all my class penances will be complete

But also weapon spec is

BORING

HELP

[dry pebble]

oh man im missing like everything out of the stealth tree for vet

[gaunt wind]

I don’t have a single Psyker penance done because I dont have a Psyker lol

[final herald]

Psyker is fun

[gaunt wind]

Maybe one day I’ll give it a try

[tough crystal]

I haven't been able to do the private game only penances

[modest flume]

Psyker genuinely is fun

But you only get 3 strikes before you're out

Wounds? No, 3 hits taken

[dry pebble]

yeah if an enemy looks in your general direction as psyker than theres one wound gone

[final herald]

I want more weird shit for them but idk how they would do it or what they would ask

[gaunt wind]

I got Arbi to 30 then went back to playing Ogryn/Zealot

[nocturne bloom]

The block button:

[final herald]

Assuming u have kinetic yeah

[trim lotus]

darktide

[final herald]

But genuinely in havocs it feels like I am alive and pumping damage

Or I have evaporated

Unless im running fgs

That shit is lit

[nocturne bloom]

Id like it more if kills didnt deacy over time

[gaunt wind]

If anything will get me to play Psyker it’s going to be fgs

I’m a devout Relic Blade enjoyer

[neat jewel]

Lose focus for 1 second and a groaner hits you bam down to no toughness 40% health 😭

[trim lotus]

first person coop game

[final herald]

When ur psyker you suddenly become paranoid

It becomes horror

[neat jewel]

It's so humbling to overload with peril and have to sit there while your team watches you blow up 😭

Had that happen once as last man standing

[final herald]

I had a havoc 23 lights out mission on ye olde assassinate

Run up the stairs

Round the corber

Pogryn emerges

reverse course

[halcyon glen]

I’m baby

[nocturne bloom]

Crystal will

[gaunt wind]

My Ogryn following low level Psykers around because I know that head is gonna pop sooner or later

[final herald]

Dont worry

[dry pebble]

i feel shame when blowing up as psyker, but as last man standing... man...

[final herald]

The psykers will begin magentizing to you as they learn

[pseudo kelp]

Sometimes if I start to blow up I'll jump off a ledge to save the embarrassment

[final herald]

I become a lil' bitch playing psyker I will forever hang around the ogryn on my team like a weird parasocial damage device

[dry pebble]

My sweet brute! 🗣️

[gaunt wind]

Like Remora on a Whale shark

[halcyon glen]

Please please please

[gaunt wind]

Until the horde of gunners wipe my big ass off the face of the planet

[final herald]

Bubble

[thick coyote]

I got one of my Ogryn penance about being near a player for 80% of the match because a psyker stuck with me like a remora

[neat jewel]

They should add a perk called Emotional Support that allows teammates to interact with you in order to save you from overloading peril like once per down

[final herald]

Its not for me its to keep the ogryn from dying

[neat jewel]

Could make some really funny voice lines

[thick coyote]

(the zealot and vet were speedrunning)

[final herald]

Because if the ogryn dies

I die

....probably

[gaunt wind]

This is why we love having you spark heads around

[pseudo kelp]

The addition of the arbites class has also saved me alot as a psyker

[final herald]

The ogryn dying to gunners as the 15 ragers he was once beating the shit out of suddenly change aggro (I have reverted to panic)

[dry pebble]

remember the many times you die on ogryn and the team wipes

[gaunt wind]

It’s just a couple hefty pats on the back from the Ogryn “ITS OKAY SPARKIE”

[final herald]

I got ASS on ogryn with branx pickaxe

I know very well that I am somehow the lynchpin of survival

[gaunt wind]

You are the rock of the team as Ogryn

[pseudo kelp]

Ogryn is my most played class but I simply cannot handle playing him at the highest level because I don't even get to enter the fight before the entire arsenal of the US army is shot in my direction and I die instantly

[dry pebble]

and you got some cool rocks too

[final herald]

I have learned that if I am psyker and there are 3 arbites

We are either winning hard as fucj

Or

[jaunty path]

Charge

[pseudo kelp]

And you're so big the enemies don't even have the option to miss

[neat jewel]

Exactly what I was thinking, with an animation from the front where they put their hands on your shoulder and stoop down to talk to you

[final herald]

Each one will seperately die

[gaunt wind]

Trying to dodge the wall of laser pointers is tough as a big boy

[thick coyote]

Just face tank it

(Confident Strike)

[dry pebble]

snipers are the bane of my existence on ogryn

[final herald]

This is why I bubble

[gaunt wind]

Once there are more than a couple and they start alternating fire the dread starts to set in

[halcyon glen]

Arbiter soon

E

[pseudo kelp]

Bubble is megachad ability

[gaunt wind]

Bubble Psykers are my best friend

[dry pebble]

And that makes it extra weird when you get on a match with a regular shield psyker

like yeah bro go off but why would you do that?

[pseudo kelp]

Exactly. What singular point in something else was so vital to your build

[gaunt wind]

It would be like me not bringing Taunt

[neat jewel]

Isn't the non bubble shield indestructible?

[orchid skiff]

my friend when i tell him about bubble "boring shit. never using it"
my friend after 1 day of darktide "holy shit. so many gunners. SO MANY"

[final herald]

The non bubble option needs help imo

Im sure it has some crazy applications for like

[pseudo kelp]

Tbh just curve it a bit

[final herald]

Some random super high teir dude

But man it feels like something is missing

[dry pebble]

im not sure but i guess it isnt

[final herald]

What if it was completely impassable by enemies

[upper cipher]

Yeah what if the wall shield makes monstrosities and bosses unable to pass entirely

Plague Ogryn? Bonk.

[gaunt wind]

YOUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAASS

[final herald]

I think it coild be peak

If like you had to think about something other than

"If im doing shield, bubble"

Also do ppl need the toughness perk generally

[dry pebble]

what if your friends shoot through your shield it makes extra damage too?

[nocturne bloom]

Make shooting though it do amp damage, simple

[dry pebble]

good idea chad

[final herald]

VOLT WARFRAME

[upper cipher]

Or what if you could recast the wall shield not to place another…

But it sends the shield forward, pushing any mobs away and knocking down crushers

[gaunt wind]

Weapons of light type shit

[final herald]

We framing our war out here

[upper cipher]

Use it to make a swarm of gunners fall off a ledge

[pseudo kelp]

That kinda fucks actually

[gaunt wind]

Let Psykers trap monstrosities in a box

[upper cipher]

Basically anything cool that is more than what we have now

[gaunt wind]

Give Ogryn more weapon Obese Fish

[dry pebble]

yeah its so boring

[pseudo kelp]

Give psyker 1000 health and remove the peril mechanic and let him head pop the whole map at once.

[final herald]

If they upgrade it at all there is a nonzero chance someone will complain about powercreep

[pseudo kelp]

Then he might be half as strong as arbites

[upper cipher]

Okay actually you joke but psyker blitz and enhanced psionics

Another weak point I think

[gaunt wind]

Let Psykers use more insane warp abilities but there’s a chance they get possessed and completely fuck the teams shit up

[final herald]

That would just lead to teams banning them in havoc ngl

[pseudo kelp]

AND IN COMES MAGNUS WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[outer spade]

I reached level 30, all 5 difficulties, not havoc, dont know how it works, not the same as mission terminal, i just wonder i got maks weapon mastery (20) have those Stones on each and cosmetic gear- havoc is a rank up system but same gear, build, weapon, gear cosmetic. I wait for more arbiter cosmetic:)

[gilded crown]

Good day acolytes

[final herald]

Eventually havoc will die like weaves (I hope it does)

I want my darktide chaos wastes...

[drowsy prawn]

when psykers explode make it so it knocks teammates back like a barrel

guaranteed meme

[dry pebble]

its basically guaranteed, but completely ironic because it would be making a forgotten ability into something that is, maybe, not even as powerful as the sheer safety bubble shield gives

But people complain about powercreep on any buff

[final herald]

Inverse peril psyker

If you run out of peri u die

But if ur at 100 ur baby god

[gaunt wind]

Cowards will see a Psyker turn a plague Ogryn inside out and say but they might get possessed

[pseudo kelp]

Powercreep is objectively good in a non pvp game

[dry pebble]

yo this is fire?!

[pseudo kelp]

You can literally just buff the enemies too

[final herald]

Unfortunately this is kinda how it would go

[upper cipher]

Ehh

I think there’s a good case for there being not many good ways to buff enemies without toxic special spam if the players get too strong

[nocturne bloom]

Charge slide walk repeat

[upper cipher]

I get the sentiment though

[gaunt wind]

No fun allowed

[final herald]

I don't think a game without powercreep that isn't a board game with unchanging rules

[neat jewel]

Ah yeah it isn't, that's lame. If it was I could see a genuine use case because I've had a good amount of times where the bubble shield is just immediately destroyed

[tired steeple]

alright time to actually play the game now

what was I doing?

getting food

why did it take so long?

I was fuckin around and forgot what I was doing 3 times

[upper cipher]

I would play but my whole subdivision just lost power and it still isn’t back

I was leveling up my Ogryn

[tired steeple]

aw cringe

[upper cipher]

[tired steeple]

I'm sorry that sucks ass

[nocturne bloom]

By the way, ive spent almost 2 million dockets trying to get a 0/60 dam las for today's meme run and I haven't gotten one

[drowsy prawn]

wait, then how you typing on here 😏

[upper cipher]

[pseudo kelp]

Me when I forget about batteries

[upper cipher]

It’s 2025 we have smart phones everywhere with battery power

[nocturne bloom]

Stab the back of your phone for an easy access lamp

[upper cipher]

I tried making that sound funny I hope it didn’t sound rude

[dry pebble]

you at risk of running out or not even close?

[upper cipher]

Realize maybe it sounded rude

[dry pebble]

i imagined it

[upper cipher]

What else will you use dockets for eventually I guess, huh

[nocturne bloom]

Lowest i got was 10/60

[upper cipher]

The new endgame is tinyrolling

The demonroll?

[dry pebble]

comissary was originally implemented for that...

[upper cipher]

Yeah I played on launch

[final herald]

If we have infantry las

[nocturne bloom]

Im doing an auric vet run later with no skills, no curios, no weapon upgrades with infantry las

[final herald]

And vig las (hebore)

When braced las

[upper cipher]

Had to save ordos for buying 17262839505 weapons for the godroll

And then have hadron mess it up

[dry pebble]

Scab gunner gun

[pseudo kelp]

Hadron is a heretek.

[dry pebble]

Could be cool on vet

[pseudo kelp]

I have no evidence to back this up she's just annoying

[upper cipher]

We are all pre-servitors

[dry pebble]

not too many people think like this here but youre right

[pseudo kelp]

If you're going to have the audacity to belittle me while I'm doing your job for you, you should at least have a sexy voice about it

[nocturne bloom]

Hadron can ruin me

[upper cipher]

Being her little varlet isn’t so bad

[final herald]

Unironically thats probably why she works for grendyl

[orchid skiff]

freak time again

[final herald]

The only person willingly working for grendyl rn is probably rannick

[dry pebble]

you showed right up

[pseudo kelp]

This is slaaneshi corruption. Hadron may well be the only being that cannot get it aboard the ship.

[orchid skiff]

coincidence

[upper cipher]

Oh hey my power is back on

It’s Ogrynnin time

[dry pebble]

krump them

[stoic dune]

it's kinda incredible that NONE of the orange titles prove that the person is good.

getting carried h40 once is very easy to get.

just playing a lot is a lot of them

[final herald]

Why would they prove anything

U should know this from cod smh

Bro can be prestige 82 and still fumble

[stoic dune]

what would be hard to ''fake'' is for example being the last survivor at any point, and saving the match. in a mission at or above auric maelstrom.

or maybe just ''do 10 havoc 40 missions''. few people are willing to boost for that long.

[final herald]

It wont matter

[stoic dune]

''complete any mission on auric or above never going below 90% hp''?

[final herald]

Still wont

U can just do that on arbites rn

Or even oggy

[pseudo kelp]

Now you could just get carried by three half decent arbites as the dogs kill half the map for you

[final herald]

Without much effort either, assuming you play with your brain on

[drowsy prawn]

how about taking 0 dmg while dishing out 1mil+, does that count 😏

[upper cipher]

I got a dog who shoved a pox walker into me a few days ago

[final herald]

Devs successfully ban anyone with this

[stoic dune]

having legit earned titles is important. i just met a havoc forged that instantly went down in h25, and despite being instantly picked up, did 40% of my damage, despite me fully focusing picking people up.

[upper cipher]

[drowsy prawn]

Wrong, I'm not banned

[final herald]

It happens

[stoic dune]

i'd rather it did not. so reform the title system 😄

[south jetty]

Alright guys we found the heretic

[upper cipher]

Tbf they could just be doing a goofy build or just not trying that hard

Or they got carried like people suggest

[stoic dune]

orange title should instantly mean they can handle themselves in auric maelstrom and h20 at least.

[upper cipher]

Who knows

[final herald]

Or like
Stop...crying idk

You apparently doed too

[rough galleon]

drink water

[trim lotus]

darktide

[south jetty]

take a little nap

Darktide

I want a nap now

Am I old

[stoic dune]

wich title is most likely to prove skill?

[south jetty]

Reject

[final herald]

The one you dont have idk

[stoic dune]

maybe true survivor

[final herald]

There will never be a foolproof title

Ppl got true with dog nuke

Good luck using that

[stoic dune]

do people still keep the auric storm survivor streak if they leave a match?

[final herald]

Sort of but at this point I don't blame them

[drowsy prawn]

Fartshark clamped down on ASS, used to be you can even get it if you straight up die and not go down

[final herald]

Spawn into death is very common becauae of maelstrom ragequitters

[tame hemlock]

ASS is looked down upon because of how easy to cheese it is

[dry pebble]

can fatshark stop clamping down ass