general-chat

[drowsy prawn]

quick switch to flammer with knife cancel is very fun 😏

[thick coyote]

Consistently fast class
Outfinesses everything

[cinder musk]

alguien español para jugar

[lament vault]

yeah, but a slug with no fear, just chop everything to pieces, THIS IS THE LAND OF THE EMPEROR ITSELF YOU FOOOOOOOLLLLS!!

[orchid skiff]

being the fastest only means you're alone for a minute when you get dogged

[fiery wave]

You drunk hound! Glares.

[thick coyote]

Just push the dog lol

[orchid skiff]

tell that to the zealots i get

[thick coyote]

You're not the zealots you get

Be the difference in this world

[orchid skiff]

Indeed

I am all that is good

[lament vault]

i feel im the only zealot that charges back to the team to peel for the psyker/veteran

[dry pebble]

#vox-lfg-nasa si eres de latam #vox-lfg-emea si eres de españa

[drowsy prawn]

I get taxe cultists in 40, you don't see me complaining 😒

[elder stone]

Freaktide

[supple thorn]

yeeeeeesssssss

[orchid skiff]

is it freak time already?

[cinder musk]

cee vos hablas español?

ando buscando discord español

para jugar con gente

[elder stone]

What

[lament vault]

Did someone said Felinids? (I know nobody did, i just piling up on the heresy)

[elder stone]

Catgirls in 40K 🙏

[nocturne bloom]

Its always freaktime as far as im concerned

[lethal hornet]

Todo esto es ingles

[orchid skiff]

40k is better res than 4k

[dry pebble]

hablo mal, but hey its better to keep it english because this server is english language

[lethal hornet]

Trata a buscarlo en google

[fiery wave]

Mew?

[cinder musk]

no encontre nada en google por eso hablo aca :/

[orchid skiff]

and so the rp begins

[lament vault]

Mew and also HISS!

[fiery wave]

Sisters of Battle with white floofy cat ears.

[supple thorn]

lol

[lethal hornet]

No hay mucho entonces, perdón

[elder stone]

Me

[nocturne bloom]

Pics 👉 👈

[supple thorn]

pics or it didnt happen.

[elder stone]

Woah guys

[fiery wave]

Are we not already doing it, HRM?

[elder stone]

its on the OnlyFaith

[lethal hornet]

OnlyEmperor

[lament vault]

Saint felinid of the catnip

[fiery wave]

And then you get clawed in the face and regret everything.

[supple thorn]

i'll need the information sent to my datapad.

[regal fossil]

is the VA for the engiseer in the game the same as admiral trench from clone wars?

[simple drum]

[lament vault]

Ogryn of culture: worth

[lethal hornet]

KhorneHub is just live leak

[nocturne bloom]

But 👉 👈

[regal fossil]

also FOR THE LEX

[orchid skiff]

everyone wants catgirls but no one wants catboys and their barbed pps

[gilded socket]

Hello all

[elder stone]

what????

[nocturne bloom]

Proof?

[gilded socket]

Face the wall, and stand still

[supple thorn]

you forget femboys.

[elder stone]

OnlyFaith.iom/Looshifer

[fiery wave]

She who causes chaos, in the non-heretical way?

[lament vault]

give the gat boys a suit cosmetic and it will sell like hot bread

[outer spade]

What autogun is best?

[dry pebble]

truth nuke them Rewdy

leave none standing

[nocturne bloom]

But 👉 👈

[lethal hornet]

None

[gilded socket]

Ooo i want a treat ngl

[fiery wave]

I see, endurance lul.

[elder stone]

Braced Vraks

[supple thorn]

what about me?

[lament vault]

she who uses the chaos legions as clawing pole

[gilded socket]

Braced agrignpa

[gilded socket]

You’re cool

[elder stone]

Mau

[supple thorn]

sweeeeeeeeet

[outer spade]

Braced autogun?

[gilded socket]

Agripnaa

[elder stone]

Braced Autogun with Vraks mastery

[nocturne bloom]

Meow at me in private please

[elder stone]

🔥

[elder stone]

Hi Lucia

[ripe tangle]

hello Loosh

[gilded socket]

Darktidecordia bumps

[supple thorn]

Lucia!!

[fiery wave]

You mean Looshifur.

[elder stone]

Maybe....
OnlyFaith.iom/Looshifur

[elder stone]

True....

[supple thorn]

Drinks for the sisters!!!

[ripe tangle]

hello Larken

[nocturne bloom]

But 👉 👈

[lament vault]

its all milk

[supple thorn]

that is personal heresy. BOOOOZE!!!

[elder stone]

Sister of Battle catgirl up on OnlyFaith.iom/Looshifur

[lament vault]

Bold of you to assume the milk is not just part of a coctail that will send yo to see the Emperor

THE FELINID WAY

[supple thorn]

White Russians!!!!

[fiery wave]

The carer of lost strays, those that were like her before she rose.

[fiery wave]

Nub forgot your own account link.

[outer spade]

Consecrate weapon first, then empower?

[outer spade]

Cant empower

[gilded socket]

Holy peak

[lament vault]

all of them feral, highly devoted chanting everytime you want to sleeep

[elder stone]

You might not have the mastery level yet

[outer spade]

No, so concegrate first right?

[dry pebble]

its what

[outer spade]

Not refine, rebless

[dry pebble]

the 70th time both of you have sent those

[drowsy prawn]

just throw resouce at it, so long you have the correct base you can't go wrong

[elder stone]

No

[fiery wave]

All devoted to her and the one she serve. They sing (meow) praises to her for she will be their saviour.

[nocturne bloom]

Meow in dms 👉 👈

[supple thorn]

No

[gilded socket]

Wheres the group barking? Or is that too woke?

[dry pebble]

bark at those cats

[dry pebble]

make them scatter

[elder stone]

Are you sure

[lament vault]

the barking sessions is at the Arbites Presint

[supple thorn]

How bout more booze capn

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Aww man

[orchid skiff]

no more barking... too many liberals..

[fiery wave]

What? Is extra furratical, yes?

[gilded socket]

Drugging an officer is a charge

[nocturne bloom]

Erm why are you asking a minor for alcohol

[gilded socket]

Fucking liberals…

[lament vault]

Reject dogo ways, embrace the chanting in Mew major

[elder stone]

Meowers will remain on top

[dry pebble]

on top of second place

[supple thorn]

What?

[gilded socket]

Cats r lame

[regal fossil]

"meowers" are in DIRECT DISOBEDIENCE OF THE LEX!!!

[supple thorn]

XP

[elder stone]

Whos a little kitty

[gilded socket]

Im the youngest captain, whole command was blown to hell on a engagement

[lament vault]

but dogs are currently dishonest, we must become more ethical to appeace the Emperor in the name of new class

[elder stone]

WAH WAH WAH

[outer spade]

So when i buy weapon sacrifice i get to empower

[round mica]

Hey how do you report someone in darktide

[supple thorn]

Im too trashed

[elder stone]

REAL people drink REAL drinks

[lament vault]

Mandate edict: no catnip

[elder stone]

Alcohol should be legal at the age of 5

[nocturne bloom]

Ill drink something alright

[round mica]

Have a freaking Arbites with the name "He Cant breathe" and I want to report his racist butt.

[orchid skiff]

don't empower if you want to sacrifice

[supple thorn]

Agreed. Copious amounts.

[gilded socket]

Im loyal

[orchid skiff]

i have no idea but i support you

[elder stone]

Alcoholism is the way of the Militarum

[dry pebble]

george floyd

[outer spade]

I keep weapon favorites, buy, sacrifice, empower favorites

[elder stone]

🤨 Catgirl milk conusumer

[round mica]

I mean its obvious what that ass is going for.

[nocturne bloom]

If thats what you got

[round mica]

And that is not cool

[round mica]

Yes.

[orchid skiff]

no i have no idea how to report

[supple thorn]

@fiery wave see, I knew it fit.

[round mica]

Anime Catgirls are canon in the 40k universe.

[lament vault]

the Mewlitarum

[elder stone]

Good

[gilded socket]

Im so loyal pilled they gave me a regiment

[fiery wave]

Look, give me a moment and I'll get you more. Goes round the corner and comes back with something of a better class. There. Stop asking the kid for booze.

[dry pebble]

they gave a regiment to wolfer too

[supple thorn]

Wait, they are a minor?

[orchid skiff]

i am!!!

[elder stone]

We have 16 year olds in the chat

[gilded socket]

Yeah but im cool and hes lame

[elder stone]

Youre like 64 stfu

[dry pebble]

i see

[round mica]

I think I told this story before but long ago I was playing with someone and they said "This is the closet we will get to a team RWBY simulator" and I proceeded to tilt them by saying "Yes but unlike team RWBY we are actually being effective."

[elder stone]

Wolfer has unfathomable amounts of aura

[supple thorn]

I was talking about captain maxine.

[fiery wave]

That depends. I don't drink, remember?

[elder stone]

Yes, thats who I was referring to

[lament vault]

WHAT are you doing HERE?! get to the paradise world and away from the depravity that is all the rejects you whippersnapper

[supple thorn]

Feeeeeeeeeeth me.

[orchid skiff]

i'm doing me duty

[blissful kiln]

Wolfer is a skinny ogryn

[round mica]

Dam RWBY fans.

[elder stone]

Wolfer the typa guy to send his entire regiment to die for no reason

that takes balls

[fiery wave]

Paradise worlds are for adults though.

[elder stone]

Adult worlds 👅

[blissful kiln]

Segmentum Epstenium

[lament vault]

ye duty is to get into bed to become a good soldier in a DECENT Astra militarum regiment, now go drink yer milk

[round mica]

By order of the Lex you are to be detained for possible Slaneesh Corruption.

[dry pebble]

we live in an adult world currently and it isnt that fun

[fiery wave]

No worries, it getting nuked in 5... 4... 3...

[lament vault]

he still too youngh

[elder stone]

Diddius Prime

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/termometer-termometer-kylskåp-hanging-gif-15542737

[elder stone]

Detain @nocturne bloom Hes into that

[fiery wave]

Amount of karks we give is 0. But your face gets 14 kraks.

[round mica]

Actually according to the courts Diddy didnt do it ...at least not the worst of it.

[gilded socket]

They should name a tank after me

[blissful kiln]

Diddy killed big E

[gilded socket]

No no

[fiery wave]

Still, child soldiers exist sadly... And there are farming worlds.

[gilded socket]

They should name a fortress monastery after mee

[lament vault]

lucky one, he can make so many sandwitches with those

[orchid skiff]

are you really going to defend that

[lament vault]

if it can pull the trigger of a lasgun, it's ready to Serve the Emperor

[round mica]

Nope he deserved to gt arrested and prosecuted.

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Courtpilled Governmentmaxxer

[round mica]

He brought those kids to hat horrid place I only wish the punishements for Child trafficing were worse.

[fiery wave]

You can have frozen treats instead. Offers a massive oggy sized tub of ice cream.

[round mica]

And honesltry dont worry SOs dont lasty long in gen pop.

[drowsy prawn]

Holy shit you people turned general chat into a full blown furry daemon planet

[fiery wave]

Still terrible though.

[lament vault]

Ogryn sized? nice! will eat it as a snack before lunch

[gilded socket]

Oooo ice cream

[orchid skiff]

[elder stone]

These people are freaks.

and minors.

[round mica]

After what those furrys dikd to that pizza man.

[fiery wave]

Naw, I think paradise worlds can exist even with Chaos.

[drowsy prawn]

What you mean "these people" I scroll up and you a prime offender

[lament vault]

excuse YOU, the Felinids are all loyalists

[elder stone]

This is so false

[nocturne bloom]

Im no minor

[elder stone]

BLATANT

[dry pebble]

its tame now in comparison to... the incident...

[elder stone]

BLATANT HATE

[orchid skiff]

TELL HIM

EXPOSE

[round mica]

I mean this is Darektide not Deviantart people.

[dry pebble]

Its exactly because its darktide

i bet half the chat owns butt plugs

[round mica]

I thought all the gooners left for Marvel Rivals.

[lament vault]

Darktide is a good setting for depravity considering we all are criminals after all

[orchid skiff]

I wanted to eat pizza while watching youtube instead I spent my time reading furry shit here

[fiery wave]

Yeah... over production led to even more massive portions. Don't ask.

[elder stone]

stfu child

[dry pebble]

only the high profile ones

the real perverts are here circlejerking each other

in this very chat!

[round mica]

Yet a bunch of former criminals high on stims are doing a better job than team RWBY,.

[orchid skiff]

Honestly it takes a weak will to get converted by a few women in bikinis

[nocturne bloom]

Erm I prefer a one on one sir

[orchid skiff]

Real gooners don't care if they have to goon over dirty rejects

[lament vault]

now i cant unsee a highborn noble lady in depression eating her gigant ice cream tube...doing it while inside of it because so big

[nocturne bloom]

Dirtier the better

[dry pebble]

you dont fool me

i know what you are

[lament vault]

in their defence...actually got nothing, Why are the RWBY team the good guys again? dont think they have achieved something heroic at all

[dry pebble]

and you do know about that dont you

[elder stone]

This chat is turning TOO freaktide

Im out

[lament vault]

meanwhile stim induced rejects are saving water filtration instalations

[dry pebble]

bruh you made this tide

surf it

[lament vault]

good luck mate, have a good sleep

[orchid skiff]

I don't even know what a bikini is

[zinc marsh]

Tbf it's hard to do a good job when you got bad writers

[nocturne bloom]

You're wearing one hush it

[dry pebble]

look under your clothes and youll see one

[round mica]

I mean the Rejects do have the help of PCP fueld Florida Cops and their pit bulls.

[orchid skiff]

how dare you say that to a minor

[lament vault]

you see, its a double way key that you use to NOT open a door

[nocturne bloom]

Youre 30

[fiery wave]

Well, if they custom ordered it, sure. Oggy sized still isn't that big. About five times the usual share tub at most.

[dry pebble]

yeah he has minor dementia with that age 🦖

[round mica]

IDK 40k did not do much better I heard there was a scandal with a lore retcon involving Custodes.

[gilded socket]

I dont know you people

[dry pebble]

who are you

[nocturne bloom]

Now show me the bikini before you hit twink death

[orchid skiff]

why would i be a twink

[nocturne bloom]

Show it

[dry pebble]

Lamia wants to know if the same bikini hes using

[mighty fractal]

can you groom eachother in DMs instead this is making me sick

[orchid skiff]

i'm a very hairy bear actually

[somber verge]

Just wanted to get clarification before I assumed, but can you attempt lower havoc assignments without fear of deranking?

[round mica]

Honeslty I read that with Trevor Philips Va.

[lament vault]

ah that make sense, i think i was figuring it as those 5L ones, but bathtub sized

[dry pebble]

it still deranks you if you lose 3 times

[lament vault]

that's but a minor snak

[somber verge]

Boo I say

[round mica]

Ogryns are TF2 heavy mains who subsist on a diet of Craynos and Grenades.

[fiery wave]

Do you think I can bring a bathtub sized one out here without it becoming flavoured milk?

[somber verge]

I’ll never get to bring psyker into havoc now

[nocturne bloom]

Rewdy confirmed sling bikini owner

[dry pebble]

do a meta build and youre all set. flame staff + bubble shield

[lament vault]

i believe you can, but the chances of you succeeding are quite low i have to confess

[fiery wave]

You need to hit assignment 40 to not Derank.

[round mica]

I mean team RWBY would not last a WEEK in the Hive.

[thick fog]

Don't forget to eat your hourly meal of 3 muties, 5 dogs, 2 trapper nets and 16 portions of rashuns

[somber verge]

I just suck with psyker; all it takes is one lone back shot and it’s over for me

[dry pebble]

lol i get you

its a hard class to play

[thick coyote]

Not with that attitude

[round mica]

You just describes the average Diet of my Cyber Mastiff ....well except for the Dry Scoop of Bullymax ...want to make sure all those calories go into muscle not fat.

[lament vault]

now that's some Slanesh levels "oh Sugar-Honey-Ice-tea"

[round mica]

We all know what Guilliman did with Yvraine ...that is why I Support the Black Templars.

[dry pebble]

and Cawl watched it

[round mica]

Also bonus points to the Sharky Bois for making a Dark Eldar say uncle.

[thick coyote]

Elunctach

🗣️

[lament vault]

i wonder if he recorded it

[limpid ginkgo]

Difference between good psyker and dead psyker is how often they look behind them

[dry pebble]

he has a suspiciously camera shaped head

[nocturne bloom]

You dont need to look behind you if you have ears and surround audio

[thick coyote]

The ever present pict-recorder servo skull

[dry pebble]

or just press right mouse button

[regal fossil]

blocks are 360* you know

[limpid ginkgo]

Stealth crusher goes "bonk"

[dry pebble]

go my 16 crusher wave

[blissful kiln]

well go back to the mine then, go on, dig

[round mica]

Also considering RT also got a Cop .....our next target may not be the unwashed nurgle masses but a cult of dennim theives.

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt think dclaw could take a crusher overhead but I tried it today

[dry pebble]

did you succed?

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

[lament vault]

That's a servo skull, but it's easy to mix both his own and the many ones that are flying around

[nocturne bloom]

Vet builds stam so it works out

[thick coyote]

0 days since jeaners mentioned

[limpid ginkgo]

If there is sergeant-major
Where is sergeant-minor?

[round mica]

There is only one Smurf I ever respected Malum Caedo.

[orchid skiff]

i got a lot of hours in drg

[thick coyote]

Sergeant-Minor Dawn

[lament vault]

The jeaners are not that common, but the ones who steal them are a recurring topic

[frail lichen]

yup

[nocturne bloom]

What if we played morrowind randomizer together 👉 👈

[fiery wave]

Well, I could get the three to five gallon sized ones next time?

[blissful kiln]

Morrowind ERP?

[thick coyote]

Hop on co-op RT

[round mica]

Yo can you help me I am trying to mod skyrim

[blissful kiln]

i've been trying to convince my friend to coop RT with me

[frail lichen]

omg omg imagine a tinny ripper as a pet

[limpid ginkgo]

You can play DRG in DT, just get big dwarf with big pickaxe

[nocturne bloom]

Depends

What mod manager

[round mica]

Mod Organizer.

[lament vault]

Not with how much I'm getting robbed by Melk to get a damned 17% toughness curio

The man is a pro scammer

[nocturne bloom]

Least experience with that, but what

[limpid ginkgo]

Todd, shoo

[blissful kiln]

Daggerfall > Morrowfart > Obliviturd > Skybleh

[nocturne bloom]

Arena

[round mica]

Actually workingf on a mod that ports Daggerfall to Skryim.

[limpid ginkgo]

Redguard

[nocturne bloom]

I run fallout new vegas with 1400 mods, only ever made it to 900 on skyrim

[blissful kiln]

there should be a mod to make Daggerfall even bigger

[fiery wave]

Maybe you need it now? Look, is on the house.

[round mica]

BTW Any fellow Stormcloak supporters on the Discord.

[limpid ginkgo]

Only mod I used for skyrim was inventory

Original one is horrific console abomination

[fiery wave]

No Arena?

[nocturne bloom]

My game doesnt even look like skyrim anymore

[blissful kiln]

I haven't played Arena 💀

Arena has that hot babe on the cover art

which automatically makes it based and 10\10

[fiery wave]

Free on Steam WDYM?

[blissful kiln]

maybe some day. Daggerfall is just so comfy and moddable

[gilded socket]

Hello chat

[blissful kiln]

someone making a gooner weeb overhaul for daggerfall too

unfortunately with AI

[elder stone]

Hello discord I am back and it seems that chat is normal now

[limpid ginkgo]

AI is just a tool

[nocturne bloom]

Skyrim was my original reason for building a pc, dont play it much anymore

[nocturne bloom]

Sex? 👉 👈

[elder stone]

okay…

[nocturne bloom]

[limpid ginkgo]

Say gex

[nocturne bloom]

Cant talk about skyrim without sex

[lament vault]

nah, me too fat, crushed a crushed when i tripped, need to put some ex-ceer-size
*begins to punch a knot of many heretics like they are a frozen meat

[fiery wave]

You jinxed it.

[nocturne bloom]

@round mica what did you need help with anyways

[elder stone]

Shush

[tired steeple]

Oh boy do I play some darktide or nier automata

[lament vault]

FELINID TIME!

[nocturne bloom]

NieR

[fiery wave]

Oh, I see. Maybe you do just need regular.

[elder stone]

miayu

[tired steeple]

I’m playing 9S’ campaign and it makes me wanna headbutt a pony

It’s so boring

[lament vault]

no no no, its Meaou
with dignity and a little bit of sass

[limpid ginkgo]

Play vampire survivors

[nocturne bloom]

A2 or bust

[tired steeple]

I haven’t reached the third act yet

[elder stone]

Meeeaaou-

[dry pebble]

play baldurs gate

[tired steeple]

What one

[dry pebble]

roll a dice

[nocturne bloom]

Im trying to max out A2 on the Nikke collaboration

[tired steeple]

Do 1d3 even exist

[limpid ginkgo]

Yes

[lament vault]

good, yes
now we need to do it in the houses of the FS devs for at least a month nonstop

[limpid ginkgo]

1d2 is basically a coin btw

[tired steeple]

I think 1d2 exist as a joke

[gilded socket]

I just stumbled upon peak

[dry pebble]

1d120 is a joke, 1d2 is 50/50

a good concept

[limpid ginkgo]

1d1 exists too, it just looks like bent ring

[dry pebble]

okay 1d1 is a joke

why would you use one?

[limpid ginkgo]

Its like

When you are lone basic guardsman

And there appears main tyranid fleet

Your chances are 1d1

[dry pebble]

and you need to roll 18

[limpid ginkgo]

To die fast instead of painfully

[wintry fog]

I was going to say, hopefully he has his gun.

[dry pebble]

thats a good opening for a 40k rpg

[fiery wave]

Somehow Tzeentch happens and you get a 20.

[lament vault]

lucky you that you get to roll at all, MY beloved GM just say i die

[fiery wave]

The start of a Black Crusade campaign.

Homebrew.

[dry pebble]

a reverse doom situation where a single guardsman possessed by a tzeentch demon stops a hive fleet invasion

[gilded socket]

:3

[dry pebble]

The imperium doesnt want the tyranids winning... neither does tzeentch

[fiery wave]

Not his plans.

[limpid ginkgo]

I doubt even chaos gods can stop main fleet

[dry pebble]

werent you supposed to be a dog?

[limpid ginkgo]

You need necrons for that

[wintry fog]

play nier replicant.
I would say nier gestalt but that version's only available on console

[tired steeple]

I don’t have those

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but that's a scout fleet.

[limpid ginkgo]

My cat is playing with toy in a box and doesnt let me sleep

[gilded socket]

:3

[dry pebble]

arent the tyranids like, unable to see the warp entities? I guess its a stalemate

[limpid ginkgo]

She just takes her toy, puts it in a box and then shuffles it in there like crazy

[fiery wave]

Normal pet behaviour.

[wintry fog]

unless it's the one hive fleet which only hunts chaos

[frail lichen]

patpat

[limpid ginkgo]

Btw I posted her in #pet-tide

[gilded socket]

:3

[frail lichen]

evil creature

[dry pebble]

oh yeah there is one like that

or is it?

[supple thorn]

Burn them all.

[fiery wave]

Yes, but we have budget Doom Slayer.

[frail lichen]

insert the zangeif "i am bad guy" meme

[wintry fog]

Yep, they specialize in fighting chaos and expunging any traces of the warp from planets.
Cause the main fleet doesn't want all their snacks getting ruined.

[frail lichen]

think of the tiny rippers

[fiery wave]

And the encroaching doom is the 'nids.

[gilded socket]

Niddies

[fiery wave]

RIP AND TEAR!

[dry pebble]

the tyranids are just mad powerful in the setting

[wintry fog]

Piping hot spicy opinion: Doom is aesthetically better than 40k

[gilded socket]

Not really

[dry pebble]

theyre different

doom is less gothic, more metal

[lament vault]

Tyranid vs Necrons: the fight of the millenium

[dry pebble]

then they just ignore each other

[gilded socket]

Tyranid niddies

[elder stone]

Why are we talking about niddies

[dry pebble]

tyranibbles

[fiery wave]

Can we just get Doom but 40k but is a Khornate Champion against 'nids?

[limpid ginkgo]

Who

[dry pebble]

Necrons and Nids

[gilded socket]

Isn’t that just a campaign in 40k

[wintry fog]

That's true, I guess I just find Hell demons and corrupted sentinels more intriguing than daemons and CSM

[dry pebble]

Like necrons are just waiting this one out and Nids avoid necrons

[limpid ginkgo]

No, necrons want to return to biological form and nids are hostile to any of that

[fiery wave]

Dunno.

[dry pebble]

they both have their appeal, i think they are only superficially similar

[fiery wave]

I'm just thinking Chaos vs 'nids.

[dry pebble]

i say it like in a sense of the final battle between them

they would look at each other like "i dont have beef with you"

[thorn wedge]

I dont like the new throneside icon and I cant figure out why

[fiery wave]

All are dook.

[thorn wedge]

but I cant figure out why

[limpid ginkgo]

Also I read about possibility that nurgle brews so horrific disease that even nids will not have time to adapt to it and die or worse

[thorn wedge]

whats wrong with it?

[dry pebble]

the real question is if the orks can out-multiply the nids

[thorn wedge]

the orks multiply as a biolgical function right?

eventually the nids would adapt it

[limpid ginkgo]

Yea

[dry pebble]

yeah if a ork is wounded he sheds spores

spores become more orks

[thorn wedge]

what would be worse

[dry pebble]

its like almost impossible to get rid of ork invasions

[thorn wedge]

the nids adapting ork spore growth

[dry pebble]

yeaah its going to be an arms race

[thorn wedge]

or orc group warp ey ness

[fiery wave]

Trashfire quality.

[limpid ginkgo]

Biggest WAAAAAAGH vs near-infinite army of adaptable predators

[dry pebble]

good question. The nids have the whole shadow in the warp thing, right? They cause an interference in warpstuff. Does this affect the Ork warp shenanigans?

[thorn wedge]

my kneejerk answer is do the orks think it does

but

[limpid ginkgo]

I think orks waps magic is too simple to mess with it

[wintry fog]

This came up last night.
Orks are the immovable object and nids are the unstoppable force

[thorn wedge]

thats why I think the nids adapting that group warp power thing would be scary

IF they can ''think'' enough to do it

they are a hive mind

[wintry fog]

Well, unless you exterminatus a planet to get rid of the orks, but nids don't do that

[thorn wedge]

they could just group thing ''fuck you disappear''

[fiery wave]

We just need spores from the group in Khorne's paradise.

[dry pebble]

i dont think the nids can become a warp race, theyre like not attuned or something

Like the tau

they barely register in the warp

[thorn wedge]

I think the nidds win because their whole thing is

scalling with biomass untill they run out

they probably love orks

[dry pebble]

They are winning the endgame of 40k lore wise in my opinion

[thorn wedge]

or at least orks are their ideal prey

[limpid ginkgo]

My bet is on necrons

[thorn wedge]

you know how orks necrons and elves exist as weaponized races against each other?

[limpid ginkgo]

No biomass, revives and self-repairs is nightmare for nids

[thorn wedge]

im still waiting for the surprise matching race for the tyranids

[wintry fog]

They both get better at fighting eachother as time goes on, orks also adapt

[thorny cave]

Necrons are in bad shape. Lots of internal fighting

[blissful briar]

So no arbite fix until august ?

[fiery wave]

Krorks soon tm.

[thorny cave]

Also most of their tech is trashed after they went to sleep

[thick coyote]

Seems like it

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[limpid ginkgo]

Lets not forget orks were literal gods and what we see today is degraded race

[thorn wedge]

like the tyranids come from outside the galaxy right?

[dry pebble]

they do

[thorn wedge]

im waiting for like, the tyranids 2 to come from the other side with the steel chair

[wintry fog]

We should just give the enemies arbites to balance it all out. /s

[blissful briar]

Damn. That’s some disgusting business practice. Release a PAID dlc and doesn’t fix it before going on vacation.

[thorny cave]

War of the beast book covers this in some detail- resurgence of like some type of weaker krok

[dry pebble]

new special enemy traitor arbites

[thick coyote]

Gets one tapped

[wispy thistle]

how do i farm curios

[thick coyote]

"Looting season is back"

[wispy thistle]

so i can get higher power ones

[thorny cave]

“Dogs, dogs everywhere” pox hounds but they hone on you

[dry pebble]

its just a matter of the spores out hordeing the tyranids

[thorn wedge]

I dont wanna have the workers rights to a vacation vs I want thing fixed more readily fight

it always gets nasty every single time we do it

[limpid ginkgo]

New special enemy - weapon snatcher, who snatches your random weapon

[thick coyote]

Visit the shop every time it resets
Gamble at melks

[wispy thistle]

whos melk

[wintry fog]

dagger zealots in shambles

[fiery wave]

Old news.

[thick coyote]

The man with an eye tech patch thing

[wispy thistle]

oh ok

[thick coyote]

He's behind Brunt's shop

[thorn wedge]

if I as a dagger zealot could throw down my dagger and have alternating dagger punches it wouldnt be me in shambles

[dry pebble]

Hear me out: two new enemies: Plague toad (left 4 dead smoker) and Nurgling (left 4 dead jockey). Also Rot Fly as a new monstrosity

[outer spade]

It says i have bolt pistol, but tried to buy cosmetic spearhead boltgun, so wrong cosmetic. I want to buy cosmetic for bolt gun?

[thorn wedge]

it'd be every heretic that passes my fov's

[gilded socket]

Prolly is

[thorny cave]

Nurgling could make rapid fire weapons fun since they usually appear in dozens

[fiery wave]

Boltgun is not Bolt Pistol.

[thorny cave]

Be hella fun to mow down 50-60 of them with an AG

[thorn wedge]

my ideal nurgling are the infectors from halo

just a shit fuckassload of them but they pop satisfyingly

[gilded socket]

Walking pox:

[dry pebble]

oo imagine a nurgling cluster as a monstrosity

[thorn wedge]

even squishier

[outer spade]

Yes in the shop i cant find cosmetic for bolt gun? Is that right

[fiery wave]

Maybe, I have funni ideas but that's about it.

[gilded socket]

You can also make up a campaign!

[wintry fog]

Do you mean from the commissary?
It doesn't have any cosmetics for new weapons cause Fatshark.
For the bolt pistol you'll have to buy them from commodore's vestitures (real money shop) when they're available.

[fiery wave]

Only fomo cash shop or mastery atm.

[dry pebble]

the bolt gun has two comissary cosmetics right?

Mustard and Ketchup

[outer spade]

Mastery ATM? Fomo cash?

Who, where

[thorn wedge]

you can get one for maxing out your weapon xp

you can get one in the paid shop (when its rotated in)

[jaunty path]

You can easily get mastery by sacrificing several of the same weapon with green rarity.

[wintry fog]

Halowette's shop on the mourningstar.
You'll need a credit card to buy the currency to then spend on cosmetics.

[fiery wave]

I'm not a good GM. Too nice. It's boring as well since I have ideas but can't work them.

[jaunty path]

Skip all the grinding and just get mastery by default.

[thorny cave]

Or blue, blue is a lil extra plasteel. No diamantine

[fiery wave]

Commodores is Fomo real money cash shop.

[jaunty path]

Blue would make theproces faster, yeah.

[thorny cave]

I mean either or works at the EoD

[fiery wave]

Mastery is the skin you get at mastery lvl 20.

[thorny cave]

Better than grinding missions

[outer spade]

Halowete shop is not Commodores vestures

[dry pebble]

it is

[thorn wedge]

it has to be weird coming into the crafting system without hundreds of garbage weapons from the old one

[jaunty path]

Never play video games like it's a 9 to 5

[thorn wedge]

you guys cant just like

[wintry fog]

if your avatar laura loomer?

[jaunty path]

it sucks the fun out of it.

[thorn wedge]

choose to have 20 mastery and it is so

[fiery wave]

It is. Docket shop is the commissary.

[jaunty path]

This is a real thing btw.

[thorn wedge]

I was one of like

[jaunty path]

I'm currently dealing with Darktide burnout.

[thorn wedge]

3 people who liked the old crafting system though

[gilded socket]

Warhammer campaigns arent like dnd!

[thorn wedge]

and you know what

I was wrong

[outer spade]

Docket shop does not have, can I get it as a reward?

[dry pebble]

you cant get aquillas as a reward

[thorny cave]

Crusade on the tabletop can be, or narrative games wym?

[limpid ginkgo]

Hey there rejects, looks like chaos forces sent another 20-crushers wave against one of ours strike teams, but we can help you, just state your credit card number, it's expiring date and 3 digits from the back, inquisition needs your help on this one

[primal wigeon]

I don’t really think the old crafting system was all that amazing as a whole due to the issue of just… having to sit there and wait for weapons with the proper perks and skills you wanted showed up or have saved

[thorny cave]

Warhammer is DnD with sci fi space armies

[fiery wave]

I only played Black Crusade and it was D&D but d100.

[dry pebble]

the old crafting system was hot shit

[primal wigeon]

Warhammer more feels like a RTS on crack normally

[thorny cave]

You can make some cool ass campaigns on TT if you get inventive and do what you say goes.

[wintry fog]

For just $20 you can help supply the crack our rejects need to function

[thorny cave]

I’ve always thought of it like chess with more pieces, die and rules

[gilded socket]

Can be but mosy isn’t played like a dnd campaign

[gilded socket]

I see

[primal wigeon]

Half the time darktide feels like your on crack

The other half feels like the crack has ran out and you have a swat team on your team

[primal wigeon]

True

[thorny cave]

Yeah I mean in the sense it’s not a singular person you are playing as, you’re playing as a general with an army that (should) have some flavor. People that get into it don’t usually pick sub factions within a given faction but home brew.

[jaunty path]

You played warhammer irl or tabletop simulator.

[thorny cave]

So you go off the book. Use the lore to create some shit that has its own backstory, lore, leaders etc. make the army yours.

I’ve played IRL. I’ve got quite a collection. Honestly I should post it to the sub channel in the server.

[somber stream]

Only found out now that Psyker only still has 3 staffs since the start of the game

[dry pebble]

psyker has four staffs

[thorny cave]

Mainly DG, necrons are my shit. But I’ve got a huge blood angels army I just painted because most edition release boxes give you space marines

[nocturne bloom]

4 no

[dry pebble]

also post it lets goooo

[primal wigeon]

Darktide cast feels like if we got like 8 rejects on a team they could fight a chaos god as long as the crack supply lines keep going

[thick coyote]

Inferno

voidBLAST

VoidSTRIKE

[jaunty path]

electro

[thick coyote]

Electrokinectic

[somber stream]

Ah ye 4

Still, need more

[primal wigeon]

Give our super crackhead more staffs shark which has eaten too much.

[thorny cave]

I’d have to find the pics. Haven’t shared them in a minute. Used to be an avid painter and player

I’ve got a fuckin back log too lol

[somber stream]

Yeah i bet they made a ton with the cosmetic money

Lotsa whale here

[dry pebble]

add the hemorrage staff where the psyker can make an enemy explode

[marsh iris]

give us bo staff and kungfu moves

[dry pebble]

what armies did you collect?

[limpid ginkgo]

Everybody gangsta until psyker pulls out Hemorrhoids staff

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-homeless-man-karate-homeless-karate-homeless-cobrai-kai-gif-13363310871922196347

[dry pebble]

Woe, hemorrhoid be upon ye

[primal wigeon]

The staff of pain

(It’s just a bo staff.)

[limpid ginkgo]

Also psyker already explodes heads of heretics

[dry pebble]

lmao there is a few powers that psykers can do on tabletop that would make cool staffs

[primal wigeon]

Psyker comes off as the kinda of people that would totally use blood magic due to funny

[thorny cave]

Blood angels, necrons, world eaters, death guard, leagues of Votann, Tyranids.

Age of Sigmar- flesh eater courts, Soulblight grave lords, night haunt

[dry pebble]

true but im saying in a sense of exploding like a bomb and damaging everyone around it

[dry pebble]

that is a lot of armies holy crap

[thorny cave]

I’ve got a good grip of emperors children from the release box I need to paint.

[dry pebble]

did you managed to paint mortarion?

Its one of my favorite 40k models

[thorny cave]

Yeah I do have mortation. The only daemon primarch I don’t have is Magnus

Also I do have a smallll detachment of thousand sons

[weak beacon]

That artwork of Calgar sitting on that throne thing is like really funny to me I don’t know why

[thorny cave]

Oh and Fulgrim. Meh. I need to get back into painting before I dive into a piece like that again

[marsh iris]

bo staff that does lots of stagger with 5 different swings and stabs for each light and heavy (also very fast attack)

[dry pebble]

they look like they take quite some time to finish

[thorny cave]

Fulgrim def is the best daemon primarch model next to mortarion imo

Really it depends on how far you want to go, and what you know, and how efficient your workflow is

[dry pebble]

I think angron looks the best next to mortarion

morty just looks too cool

[thorny cave]

I mean some people could probably speed paint Morty with contrast paints and an air brush quick in 1-2 hours and make it look decent- those dudes prolly have thousands of hours into it

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/neo-agent-smith-matrix-reloaded-fight-gif-16982786

[thorny cave]

Color theory is also a key skill too. I’ve seen some dudes paint some sick ass shit using browns and working their way up to oranges

[dry pebble]

you really want that ninja staff huh

[dry pebble]

its a big skill to learn

This and doing small details

i have a tactical marine squad since like 2018 that are unassembled and unpainted because i had to import them to my country, it was expensive, and im really afraid of fucking them up beyond belief

[elder merlin]

[muted rock]

i dont own a single minis but i kinda wanna buy one of a space marine and paint it but do you think having skills with nail tech, like painting custom nails and art like that would translate to painting figurines?

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[thorny cave]

Absolutely!

[thorny cave]

There’s isopropyl. If you are worried. You could paint in sub assemblies, not as fun because you don’t see it all come together quite the same. But if you wanna go all the way. It’s an idea

[muted rock]

i might try it then :DDD

[somber stream]

It's plastic crack

Once you're in, there's no going back

[thorny cave]

Yeah micro movements required with nail work- absolutely would translate, you need steady hands. That’s a big part of it if you want to edge highlights, or if your painting hella small details like eyes- I could never do eyes well

And nail paint is acrylic.. though I wouldn’t know if the consistency is similar as mini paint.

[dry pebble]

didnt know isopropyl dissolves the painting on minis, thats good to know

[pale sun]

I feel guilty for telling someone they suck and them leaving afterwards. But a bit of context, had them on a previous mission and they insta quit the first 5 minutes of a mission because they got downed. Then on the mission I called him out, they kept stealing ammo, they double dipped on the medicae, and woke up the DH. I didnt mean to be so mean but his playstyle was for Heresy level, not Maelstrom. I dont want him to have a bad time at the game, just maybe not drag everyone else down and have them have a bad time

[thorny cave]

Yeah. You just drop whatever you wanna remove in there. Let it sit, take a brush to it. Space marines are pretty easy to strip because they don’t have too many thin plastic bits.

[somber stream]

Nah, they suck

[thorny cave]

Space marines are hella forgiving to mistakes

[marsh iris]

human difficulty tweak

[thorny cave]

Easiest to assemble. Makes sense as to why GW kinda picked them to be the poster faction

[pale sun]

They do. I just hope i could have worded it a bit less mean... hope they still have fun on Heresy

[dry pebble]

nice, thankfully i got them

[somber stream]

It's best calling them out for that, if they're touchy hopefully they'll learn from that and improve, for their and everyone's sake

[dry pebble]

theyre even firstborn, it was before primaris released

[viral vapor]

Do death cults have anything to do with the officio assissinorum ?

[muted rock]

is it possible to buy them pre-assembled but unpainted? bcuz i fricking suck at like reading intructions for that stuff 😭

[thorny cave]

Ohhh fuck lol that’s cool. Are they metal?

[somber stream]

If not then well, missed a bullet there

[thorny cave]

You can get the “easy assembly” ones, those tend to fit but it helps to have glue. And since they tend to snap into place sometimes the moulding process fucks off and they won’t fit right

[dry pebble]

youre a good guy, its okay, maybe the person didnt take it to heart

[thorny cave]

Get a super basic kit

[pale sun]

They were honestly sandbagging the team. No one was having fun carrying their ass. Also the AI director was being extra sadistic

[tired steeple]

is being able to see your remaining dodges a mod or is that somewhere in settings

[pale sun]

I hope so

[pale sun]

Mod

[dry pebble]

Noo its not that old lol. Its like 6th or 7th edition minis

[thorny cave]

There’s probably still starter kits from this edition that are easy assemble

[tired steeple]

cringe

thanks

[dry pebble]

Numeric UI!

The goat

[somber stream]

Personally i'd get rid as much UI as possible, not adding more lol

[muted rock]

where would u recommend to look for them? im in sweden so idk.

[thorny cave]

You can get better non GW brushes for around same price too. GW brushes way over priced

[dry pebble]

cannot relate. i love information and data

give me those numbers baby

i want to be aware

[thorny cave]

So you want space marines? Right?

[somber stream]

Cleanliness is holiness

[thorny cave]

I can maybe take a look

Games workshop website is a good start

[muted rock]

yes !! but i dont really know more then that. like i know a bunch of different factions and lore stuff ive watched on youtube but i dont have any favorites

[pale sun]

Yeah. Especially the mod where it lets you see the player stats. Its like looking at NASDAQ. Too many words and numbers for my smoove brain

[dry pebble]

there are GW stores on sweden

[thorny cave]

Hmmm helps to read more if you are into it

Cause each faction kinda has flair and personality too it. You might identify with something. But if your purely looking to get into painting for love of the game. Space marines, you can’t go wrong with it

[dry pebble]

You can even make your own chapter

[somber stream]

Yeah i've seen some high level player on youtube playing with those mod. Hurt my eyes honestly, 40% of the screen is filled with numbers and UI

[dry pebble]

Make them as cute as the nails you paint

[thorny cave]

True. Basically minis can be a canvas for ideas. If you ever screw shit up you can just buy some mini specific paint stripper or use isopropyl rubbing alcohol

[muted rock]

PINK SPACE MARINE FACTION :DDD

[thorny cave]

I’ve used ISO and never had issues

[pale sun]

Dont forget to lick the turpentine on your brush. Makes you more creative and makes the colors POP

[muted rock]

omg Sanrio x Space Marine

[dry pebble]

https://www.wargamer.com/wp-content/sites/wargamer/2023/11/hello-kitty-space-marine-intercessors3.jpg

[muted rock]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thorny cave]

Far as brushes go I have a recommendation on that- monument brushes are good. Not cheap- but just as damn good as citadel/gw

Better. Same price too

[dry pebble]

i feel so dumb, i have isopropyl plenty in my home because of PC cleaning and never had the thought of using it to correct any errors and finally build those minis

[silver jasper]

is every player still playing arbites

[thorny cave]

I used 80% or I think 90%?

Don’t use 70

[muted rock]

holy crap the brushes cost as much as the figure 😭

[zinc marsh]

I understand the post is over an hour old and necroposting is Cringe™
but tbf even the fucking PRIMARIS MARINES were "controversial"

[pale sun]

Whatchu mean? Its the ONLY class

[thorny cave]

Yeah the brushes are ass too. Sometimes they cap them wrong and they’ll fuck the bristles up- sometimes you get sent bunk brushes as a result

[silver jasper]

is every public lobby all arbites 90% of the time still

[pale sun]

Like i said. The ONLY class

[dry pebble]

Its the 99% here, proper for circuit cleaning

[silver jasper]

????

[thorny cave]

Yeahhh that’s the shit than

[somber stream]

More like 70-80 these day

[dry pebble]

Nice

[pale sun]

But yeah. Its the new toy and everyone wants to play

[silver jasper]

blud

[thorny cave]

That’ll loosen the acrlylic on it in like 2 min

[somber stream]

EU server at least

[dry pebble]

Hell yeah

[silver jasper]

im on na ill see how thats going

[somber stream]

Wouldn't know much about NA or APAC

[dry pebble]

I think ill try and build them soon

i hope the transfer sheet isnt fucked up lol

[muted rock]

the only way to play arbites is to buy it right? no way to unlock it?

[thorny cave]

Yeah, you don’t need that many paints for a good job too. Just a wash. And maybe a darker base, lighter for layer if you wanna blend- something for edge highlights. There’s all diff kinds of styles lol

[silver jasper]

yes

[somber stream]

Wallet time

[pale sun]

Have had more games with like 3 or 4 arbites than a mixed squad. But i like it cuz more doggos

[pale sun]

True skill filter

[thorny cave]

Side note; think it’s hella funny how arbites was hyped af and we all got over it in like two weeks lol

[somber stream]

I like my arbys with dog, can't imagine going solo

[silver jasper]

okay mourningstar is mixed

i got tired of arbite only games

[muted rock]

gaw damn the paints are so expensive too 😭 would it just be cheaper to buy a pre painted space marine? if they even sell those idk

[somber stream]

The extra numbers just aren't worth it. Good boys always

[dry pebble]

We got sick of so many arbiters

[nocturne bloom]

cuz no new cosmetics

[nocturne bloom]

my honest vet infantry las reaction:

[thorny cave]

There are cheaper paints. Vallejo is a great paint company- produces just as good paints as GW for margin of the price

[dry pebble]

i stopped playing arbiter because there were just arbiters in all games. Mine is like, level 35

All exclusive weapons maxed

[nocturne bloom]

i got my vet from 50 to 90 today

[pale sun]

Yeah. After a ling hiatus on the game and going back in straight to Arbites, i forgot how FAST zaelot was. Feels like im on meth

[dry pebble]

holy shit all of that in a day?

[somber stream]

Knife build best build

[nocturne bloom]

[muted rock]

i mean if i was gonna paint alot of them it makes sense but its like x2 the price of the mini just to buy some paint and brushes and then when im done the brushes and paint will just rot away

[pale sun]

Yes. ZOOT AND ZOOM

[thorny cave]

GW paints are nice because they have a system that works well base paints= heavy consistency paints that you don’t need a lot of to slap a coat on.

Layer= usually thinner, some colors are a bitch go work with. Used for blending and adding depth. Or edge highlights in some cases.

Shades= used for washing the mini- it’s usually darker to add depth in recessses within the mini

[nocturne bloom]

50 to 90 with breaks for fallout new vegas and modding other games

[somber stream]

It's a very expensive hobby, exercise with caution

[dry pebble]

very expensive

[somber stream]

Also GW tend to screw you over with their new rules

[thorny cave]

Yeahhh.. that’s the kicker. If it’s one off find cheaper tools and set up. If you want to make it a hobby. Find cheaper tools and set up. Licht wasn’t wrong

[muted rock]

i just want 1 little space marine :(( just to sit on my shelf as like a "here i dabbled with warhammer"

[thorny cave]

Hmmm you can buy singles off eBay too

[somber stream]

Wait

[dry pebble]

There is a starter set that comes with like two minis, dont it?

[somber stream]

GW has that program thing i think, 1 free mini for new comers?

[fiery wave]

Because 2 keystones are unusable messes, and anything busted was fixed or broken in unusable way.

[thorny cave]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-SE/shop/getting-started-with-warhammer-40k-2023-eng?queryID=995f32d16d868ba57f1211de7e766bc9

[pale sun]

The hobby is expensive. Heck, even Henry Cavill plays Stodes because all you need are like 5 minis

[thorny cave]

That’s if you go in store for mini of the month. Some stores are stingy and require a purchase limit

[somber stream]

lol

[thorny cave]

Wait nvm. Thats for the coin.

Mini of the month is free

[dry pebble]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/getting-started-with-warhammer-40k-2023-eng this one

[somber stream]

I got a primaris while visiting one of their store here

[dry pebble]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/infernus-marines-and-paints-gb-es-eu-ie-au-nz-us-ww-2023 this one even comes with paints

[somber stream]

About 4-ish years ago

[pale sun]

I just got a tattoo of the Imperial Aquila. That way people will know im cool. Thay or ask if im a nazi

[somber stream]

Nazi, definitely nazi

[dry pebble]

GW open a store here and my life is yours

[muted rock]

oh wait theres 3 fricking gw workshop stores in my city?? i didnt even know that

[pale sun]

Yeah... but that gets them asking and me started on 40k.

[thorny cave]

They are everywhere

[dry pebble]

games workshop workshop

[muted rock]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-SE/shop/getting-started-with-warhammer-40k-2023-eng

are these ones pre painted? im guessing not but its so cheap

[dry pebble]

they are not pre painted

[pale sun]

Unfortunately not much where I live. There are hobby shops but not offical GW. Plus its way way more expensive here

[thorny cave]

Australia?

[dry pebble]

You can see in the product images that they come unassembled and unpainted

[pale sun]

Nahhh. Southeast Asia

[dry pebble]

GW just likes europe and north america

[somber stream]

That's their main market, yeah

[sweet trail]

how do you get someone out of a nurgle's stomach

[somber stream]

People there have more access to boardgame store and the like

[dry pebble]

thats the main world market

[sweet trail]

ive died like 10 times to this on auric maelstrom in a tight spot

[dry pebble]

like for everything

[somber stream]

You hit it, a lot

[muted rock]

are those marines like really tiny is it just the pic?

[somber stream]

They are tiny

[dry pebble]

every mini is very tiny like that

[pale sun]

Vet shout, arbites shockdog, ogryn push.

I think those are mainly it. Not sure if theres more

Oh and barrel explosions

[muted rock]

like TINY TINY same size as the paint bottles

[somber stream]

Also outrageously expensive, too. For a few pieces of plastic

[somber stream]

Smaller*

[muted rock]

i thought they were way bigger 😔

[somber stream]

If you want big ones for decor, might want to get a Leman Russ or Dreadnaught

[pale sun]

Youd need a bigger wallet

[dry pebble]

they are like 4cm tall

[somber stream]

Or might as well buy a big model

[fiery wave]

Naw, in SG, a just a box of 3 minis for D&D can cost like $25-$30.

[dry pebble]

but the big models cost biiiig

[somber stream]

The entire thing is a scam imo

[muted rock]

is this also a tiny one?
https://www.warhammer.com/en-SE/shop/Roboute-Guilliman-Ultramarines-Primarch-2020?queryID=1f945fa2e312c80ee703fc341001e9af

[somber stream]

yes

[pale sun]

If you want just some memorabilia, maybe get a JoyToy?

[muted rock]

what are those?

[dry pebble]

guilliman is 6cm

[sweet trail]

why only those things

[elder stone]

I think imma just buy like a bunch of Cadians / Krieggers

[sweet trail]

that's dumb

[fiery wave]

40k is like... $140 for a badly damaged hardcover codex.

[muted rock]

little man is a primarch but only 6cm 😔

[pale sun]

Like action figure size. Plus you can have Titus and Barbie go on a date

[somber stream]

New Kriegs are so cringe

Forgeworld Krieg had the best design

[pale sun]

Dont get puked on. He only eats the ones covered in his puke. It is what it is. The least fun enemy to fight in the game

[muted rock]

oh i see on their website thats cool and cost like the same. are they preassembled and painted?

[fiery wave]

Kraks.

[dry pebble]

Joytoys are toys, you dont need to paint or assemble - and they are way bigger

i think its 15cm

[somber stream]

It like its food marianted huh, this is new for me

[pale sun]

Yeah. You cant paint them yourself since they come fully colored. But again, if its only a memorabilia you want. Should do ok

[fiery wave]

What da...

[muted rock]

no ones gonna know its a toy on my shelf 🤷‍♀️

[thorny cave]

Fuck that’s rough

[thorny cave]

Who cares anyways lol I’ve had people ask me about my bookshelf of nerddom

[nocturne bloom]

i never used the chainaxe before, ever, its actually kinda good

[pale sun]

Yeah. Still hate that boss. Id rather be ganked by 3 plague ogryns than fight a BoN

[fiery wave]

You don't even get free or cheap unwanted models here. You pay to rng 3 models.

[muted rock]

this is gonna be W rizz i bring my future bf to my room and he sees a fricking SPACE MARINE on my shelf he gonna know im cool like that

[thorny cave]

GW misses out on alot of money. Think they have a week supply chain

[pale sun]

Gacha. No wonder why gambling in asia is so predominant

[thorny cave]

Big time. Girls that like 40K go top of list lol

[fiery wave]

They don't care tbh. They won't make as much here due to prices making it only for the rich.

[thorny cave]

Corpo gonna corrpoooo

[silver jasper]

just dropped 30 dollars on weapon skins

[fiery wave]

Yep. D&D models are random grab bags of 3.

[thorny cave]

Funny to they are from Nottinghamshire. A place that had hella strikes against thatcher who is kinda responsible for the corporatization of UK

[tired steeple]

Someone say gambling?

starts shaking and foaming at the mouth

[fiery wave]

Came officially like that even, in sealed boxes.

[silver jasper]

99% of gamblers quit before winning BIG

[tired steeple]

EXACTLY

you can lose 100% of your money

But gain 200%

[muted rock]

oh ive been to nottingham it smelled like pee

[silver jasper]

REAL!

[fiery wave]

I mean, expected by now.

[silver jasper]

this man gets it!!!

[tired steeple]

You think the imperium has gambling?

[pale sun]

Thats why our DM uses his army men as minis. I have dibs on the sniper.

[tired steeple]

Knowing 40k it’d probably be several lotteries on several hive worlds that literally have 0 reward

But they claim to

So people are paying to spin nothing

[muted rock]

dont they have like paradise worlds in the imperium for the rich and powerful that are bascally like casinos and stuff?

[pale sun]

Its mirrored like real life. They just add a little space bullshit

[pale sun]

People LOVE gambling

[fiery wave]

Too poor, so poor no tokens on d20. I draw shapes and drag them around.

[pale sun]

Like how in India, no one pays for train tickets. So they made train tickets come with lottery numbers. Suddenly almost everyone pays for train tickets

[nocturne bloom]

Why gamble when you can steal? Need money? Go take it

[tame hemlock]

rando in lobby just tried to convince me that backtracking causes bosses to spawn bruh how are some people so stupid

[sweet trail]

this is almost impossible sometimes, esp on bosses replacing specialist enemies. that's dumb. poorly designed boss. I'll say it

[nocturne bloom]

Depends on the modifier

[pale sun]

We just blurt out numbers. They think ive got a loaded brain when I always get Nat 20

[fiery wave]

Yes, why do you think my Sister's Daemon world is a parody but not of it? Except she takes the lost and left to die sort than the rich and powerful?

[sweet trail]

also cause the saliva slows you down and when youre an ogryn youre already pretty slow

[pale sun]

Its all in the hands of the AI director. If you take too long to backtrack, it backshots you

[fiery wave]

Oh, those happen. Digital dices free. XD

[nocturne bloom]

Dodge sliding works really well if you get hawk tuahed

[pale sun]

Like i said, worst enemy in the game

Stay far away if you got puke all over you. Once your screen is clear, it wont be able to vore you

[muted rock]

im so confused what this means :DDD

[pale sun]

Wait till you read what @halcyon glen types. Pure maddening genius drivel

[fiery wave]

I have a Chaos Sister who ascended. Her daemon world is basically an evergrowing luxury cruise world ship dedicated to Slaanesh and Tzeentch.

By world ship, is like large city with sci fi tier farms.

Run by a bunch of obsessed to perfection ppl. You get the try to be the best of everything there.

Best food, best produce... you know.

And having all the knowledge of past, present and sometimes future to make it happen.

[pale sun]

Nahhh. If i were under slaanesh, i dont want to strive for perfection. Id just stick to the sex

[fiery wave]

Excess.

But also obsession, seeking perfection of something. A craft?

[pale sun]

Oh and drugs.

[fiery wave]

Themselves?.

Literally anything.

It's still a paradise though, all the food you would want. All of Terra's lost entertainment.

[muted rock]

chaos seem kinda fun

[pale sun]

I like it keep my prayers simple

[pale sun]

Sounds heretical...

[ripe tangle]

I come and look at the chat for merely a moment and all I see is HERESY

[fiery wave]

Depends on your mindset.

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

Punishment?

[ripe tangle]

Oh, there will be punishment alright.

[nocturne bloom]

[fiery wave]

Look, sometimes, is just is. Would you like an apple?

[ripe tangle]

why does the idea of punishment excite you!?!

[nocturne bloom]

Id get banned if I said

[ripe tangle]

ya'll need the God Emperor

[nocturne bloom]

You can practice punishments on me

[woven hill]

what i need is Veteran to get a buff

[woven hill]

i'm hurting you

[fiery wave]

(I just realised... so you played that as well?)

[woven hill]

stop being horny on main

[nocturne bloom]

I was like top 50 on the global leader board

[fiery wave]

Nawp, don't need a corpse on a metal loo.

[fiery wave]

(I don't care, I just played it on off because uhh... you know.)

[nocturne bloom]

I just liked being the top person in raids

Dopamine

Only gacha ive ever played with respectable pull rates

[ripe tangle]

whatever happened my dearest General Chat

[fiery wave]

(And they just gave out meta chars every year.)

[ripe tangle]

you've all fallen to the taint of Chaos...

you should be discussing the Emperor's Blessings... and Femboys

[muted rock]

NOT ME IM INNOCENT !!

wait no nvm

[nocturne bloom]

Ive changed it for the better

[sweet trail]

isnt femboys heresy

[ripe tangle]

FEMBOYS IS NOT HERESY!