general-chat

[final herald]

I would say 5 years but it won't have changed much

[little marten]

Better than I will I suspect

[dry pebble]

yeah considering vermintide

[orchid skiff]

are you a teacher

[mighty fractal]

you're allowed near children ?

[elder stone]

Okay diddy

[thick fog]

[orchid skiff]

yeah that was my followup question

[elder stone]

Can’t take a gif is not my problem

[final herald]

I wonder what vermintide class will be the next one to get copied into dt

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom didn’t you tell me you were banned from entering a 500 foot radius around schools?

[marsh iris]

Brighttide

[dry pebble]

i didnt play vermintide much, are there a lot of VT2 classes that have been "ported" into DT?

[elder stone]

They should put grail knight into DT

[dry pebble]

Like i know people talk about Kruber shout and now Arbiter dash being foot knight

[orchid skiff]

not really no

there's stuff that has been carried over

[nocturne bloom]

So true

[orchid skiff]

like the shout

[nocturne bloom]

100%

[elder stone]

How do you work at a school

Diddy

[dry pebble]

Nice to see it has new stuff

My memory of the VT2 skilss is screaming loudly and getting a buff

[little marten]

Sword pistol please or brace of bolt pistols

[nocturne bloom]

Youre just jealous I could fill a job application out without passing out

[orchid skiff]

just like real life

[elder stone]

You filled a job application? Did you at least know her?

[final herald]

Not directly but a lot of arbites is basically foot knight if u play with dash including the massive "stagger the staggered staggering staggered to stagger the staggerers"

[marsh iris]

i like the joke about foot knight kruber being about elf feet

[final herald]

Bonuses

[orchid skiff]

LMAO

[dry pebble]

staggering

[orchid skiff]

that reminds me of something

[nocturne bloom]

I dont know anyone

[dry pebble]

do tell

[orchid skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9qHfIMRbH8

[elder stone]

I’m a figment of your imagination

[nocturne bloom]

I had my run with retail work. The people you work with are worse than the customers

[nocturne bloom]

You abandoned me

Pawned me off

[atomic moon]

@forest creek going to restart the servers? there is so much lag

[elder stone]

You play with slaaneshi ONE TIME

[supple thorn]

Hell of an imagination.

[dry pebble]

i dont think kitefin can restart the servers, shes the community manager

[nocturne bloom]

Then they left saying they were gonna sleep just to text here

[orchid skiff]

did you get betrayed

[dry pebble]

Also i think the servers arent hosted at fatshark

[static kite]

man i wish you could still select the orthus offensive from the mission board

[final herald]

Is there a nagash equivlent in 40k

[nocturne bloom]

I got a stalker in a year and managed to be the only person who actually worked aside from the manager

Everyone else would smoke or sit on their phone

[orchid skiff]

how did you get rid of the stalker

was it a coworker

[nocturne bloom]

I was the only guy who worked there and they made me pick anything about 20 pounds up

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt

[nocturne bloom]

Yup

[final herald]

When I worked retail I was "picked" to do carts cause I was the only guy there

As a cashier

Esspecially if it was cold

[nocturne bloom]

They make me move entire freezers by myself

[final herald]

If it was a nice day they would be "more than happy" to do it

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

If I ever get a bullshit job in retail im showing up in a bombvest

||To any law enforcement agencies who monitor me this is a joke||

[dry pebble]

they are going to ignore the second part

[nocturne bloom]

Retail is just ass

I make 4 weeks worth of that jobs pay in 1 week at the school

[blissful kiln]

too late for you, buckaroo

🚔

[final herald]

He mean it as a joke! Nagash can defuse it.

[elder stone]

The disclaimer is present therefore I am in the clear

[final herald]

For such is his power.

[elder merlin]

[dry pebble]

have you guys ever worked in direct customer service? Like nothing to do but talk to costumers

It changes you as a person

[final herald]

It made me fake

[dry pebble]

You either become buddhist or a drug addict

[final herald]

I guess I became a buddhist??????????

[dry pebble]

same twin

[nocturne bloom]

Do you know where the tissues are???
Right. Behind. You.

[dry pebble]

This sort of thing all the time

[nocturne bloom]

Do you know where the batteries are???
By the GIANT. Battery sign

[vestal mantle]

Ugh

[nocturne bloom]

Where is the chip isle??
Right. In front. Of the entrance.

[final herald]

Customer, in an aisle entirely full of plywood, of which is the only product in the aisle:

"Where is the plywood"

[vestal mantle]

I already got cussed out 6 times today

Miserable work day

[elder stone]

Can you get me that off the top shelf?

Ma’am there’s an exact same one in front of you

But I want the one on the shelf

[nocturne bloom]

Working retail is what made me start drinking

[dry pebble]

Costumer service makes you realise how low the average intelligence is

[vestal mantle]

Working retail keeps me drinking

[final herald]

Yeah......yeah....

[elder stone]

The idea of working retail makes me drink

[dry pebble]

im sorry about that

[nocturne bloom]

I was getting $240 a week. Im done with that shit

[final herald]

This was also 2016-2020 for me so like

I wasn't feeling that good about america as a whole

[dry pebble]

Oh that specific 4 year period eh

[mighty fractal]

why what happened

[final herald]

That specific

4 year period

[elder stone]

Trump presidency

[blissful kiln]

what's wrong with costumers?

[dry pebble]

i also wonder this

[final herald]

A lot of bumper stickers and flags and then the people who got out of them were the dumbest things on the planet

[dry pebble]

i guess too much tv

[blissful kiln]

💀

[elder stone]

They are all cunts

[final herald]

On the flipside of the coin a lot of the "other way" were like super cunty

[blissful kiln]

peak irony

[final herald]

I can see why they don't like eachother

[vestal mantle]

Customers are overentitled and believe if you dont do something for them then they should have you fired

[blissful kiln]

eggsdeedee

[vestal mantle]

Fortunately for me I have a skillset

[nocturne bloom]

The worst part of working retail now is the 20 million people that come in every day asking if you have Pokémon cards

I just say no now

[vestal mantle]

Meat cutting goes brr

[dry pebble]

Always be careful because some day, in your life, you will be the costumer

You can only save yourself

[vestal mantle]

But this week we are selling pork shoulder for 1.59 a pound if it stays in the seal whole

[blissful kiln]

I will never be a costumer. I hate fashion

[final herald]

I usually ask incredibly direct questions

[nocturne bloom]

Thats why i grab what I need and get the hell out

[final herald]

"Where milk"

"Salt gone"

"Oog"

[elder stone]

Oog

[dry pebble]

I only ask when i've spent 15 minutes looking around and couldnt form an answer

to my own question

[vestal mantle]

Its normally 2.39 so its a big drop... Lady wants me to grind up 4 of them so I tell her if I grind it the price will change to 2.09/lb still cheaper than normal price but not as cheap as the 1.59

[orchid skiff]

let me dress you up

[nocturne bloom]

People that ask where coconut water is were always the weirdest people where I worked

[vestal mantle]

Well I just ruined her birthday

[nocturne bloom]

They'd sneak up behind you and whisper

[elder stone]

Where’s the coconut water

[dry pebble]

inside the coconut

[elder stone]

Because who the fuck drinks coconut water

[final herald]

Did they all have quirky hairstyles

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid skiff]

me

[vestal mantle]

The weirdest ones are the ones looking for anything dehydrated

[nocturne bloom]

Almost always bald with sunglasses

[final herald]

i dunno if that counts as quirky but thats actually

Really interesting

Fitness guys?

[nocturne bloom]

Probably

[elder stone]

Freak

[dry pebble]

coconut water is rich on electroytes

[orchid skiff]

goon

[dry pebble]

its like a

gatorade for health freaks

[nocturne bloom]

Straight from the tap

[dry pebble]

going home time

[elder stone]

I don’t need to goon

[nocturne bloom]

Coconut water smells and tastes like expired milk, im good

[vestal mantle]

I got two hours of hell

[elder stone]

Coconut water is for freaks

[nocturne bloom]

Ill goon for you

[final herald]

Yall ever randomly remind warhammer fantasy fans that they have space marines

[orchid skiff]

such kindness

generosity

[vestal mantle]

Thats not true we have Spezz Muhreens

[blissful kiln]

I've worn a suit once in the past 10 years

to a friend's wedding

fashion is for nerds

[orchid skiff]

i got a crop top with your name on it

[elder stone]

What working in a school does an mf:

[vestal mantle]

Oh btw for all future customers... If you havent showered in 2 weeks... That body spray does nothing but mingle the musk so you went from smelly to smelly with two smells

[nocturne bloom]

I work nightshift

[final herald]

What you don't like someone walking past smelling like trueborn armpit

[nocturne bloom]

Place i worked at had 2 people that refused to shower

[elder stone]

What could you possible need in a school at night

[final herald]

When I was at a machine shop there was a dude that smelled like sugar gliders

[nocturne bloom]

One guy smelled like cat piss and the other guy just smelled like shit, actual shit

[vestal mantle]

Trust me... It smells of vomit, cat urine, and rainbow glitter

[nocturne bloom]

Maintenance

[final herald]

Idk if yall know what sugar glider smell like but

[elder stone]

Start a gas leak

||At any law enforcement agencies monitoring my online activity this is a joke||

[nocturne bloom]

So true so real

[orchid skiff]

third joke like that and i'm gonna have to arrest you

[elder stone]

The disclaimer will bail me out

[drowsy lynx]

Guy at my work always smells like fetid water and stale piss, can't decide if he just needs to be power washed or referred to a kidney specialist

Legit have to rinse my mouth out if I accidentally smell him

[elder stone]

I think he’s turning into a nurgloid

[nocturne bloom]

Ive thrown food out because smelly people walked past it. I cant finish it nor do I want to

[orchid skiff]

he's just your average asmongold viewer

[halcyon glen]

My body left to rot in a hollow tree

[drowsy lynx]

Hilariously I did find out we have one of these here but it's not the same person. The asmongold fan never washes his hands tho

[orchid skiff]

where the fuck do you work

😭

i'd quit

[drowsy lynx]

Im the IT guy so I have to touch these people's computers too 😨

Remember to wash the clothes you buy before you wear them lmao

[vestal mantle]

Protip... Vinyl gloves

[drowsy lynx]

More like bring my own keyboard and mouse to plug in for those people haha

[vestal mantle]

I use vinyl gloves because more grip and less sweat than latex, but the downside is they rip faster

[halcyon glen]

Any femboys or fruity people?

[orchid skiff]

@elder stone hi

[elder stone]

Hello

[halcyon glen]

My body left to rot in a hollow tree

[round mica]

So true brother

I’ve done about 4 missions, the combat is so fun. I love the movement

[halcyon glen]

How you turn my world you precious thing

[thick fog]

We should drop this guy into Havoc 40

[halcyon glen]

That’s too easy

Should try Cata3030200

[gilded crown]

Good day

[orchid skiff]

Hello

[gilded crown]

I lost mod @orchid skiff

[elder stone]

Tomorrow you will be on Rolling Steel Auric difficulty

[orchid skiff]

How did this happen

[elder stone]

Good luck trooper

[gilded crown]

An angry person didn’t like it

So they changed it :(

[little marten]

Demon of song

[gilded crown]

90% of darktide players fit that quota

[halcyon glen]

Real

[elder stone]

why did you ping me here

[round mica]

I’m so ready dude

[halcyon glen]

The next day

[orchid skiff]

You were needed

[elder stone]

Youll have 10 minutes to stop a train armed with explosives while being charged by a unit of 12 ragers

[tired steeple]

did y'all see space marine 2 leaking it's own content

[blissful kiln]

does the medicae in mortis reset after certain waves?

[orchid skiff]

Is it more cosmetics i don't care about or are they fixing and adding to game play

[tired steeple]

take a guess

[orchid skiff]

😦

[tired steeple]

there's a glitch in the loading screen for heavy/straban

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/mortis-mortis-dance-brawl-stars-meme-sigma-gif-17468087371022623778

[tired steeple]

while he's sitting he'll be wearing armour from a salamander DLC that isn't out yet

nor was it announced yet

[elder stone]

For what?

[orchid skiff]

Space marines 2 would be alright if they stopped doing updates all the time, breaking the mods making the game worth it

[orchid skiff]

I need you 💔

[elder stone]

Oh!

Flattering

[gilded crown]

Ten

[gaunt palm]

na

[elder stone]

Yes I have this so much when running book zealot

For me im usually being beat to shit by enemies and it just doesnt let me use ability

[orchid skiff]

are you doing something at the same time ?

like if i'm shooting a gun and i want to swap to melee it just isn't going to

i heard this is because of the qq cancel fix

[tired steeple]

Question btw

So voice of command can’t make you invincible but it gets pretty close

Are you immune to damage during zealot’s book

[gilded socket]

Kinda

You get your strength insta regen

[jaunty shuttle]

REJECTS!

WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?

[nocturne bloom]

not that i know of, been sniped lol

[tired steeple]

Okay so it’s just very hard to take damage during it

[nocturne bloom]

Youre immune to melee pretty much, but if its say havoc you can get knocked by ranged pretty easy

[thick coyote]

Yeah and during the effect everyone affected can't die

They straight up can't go below 1hp

Once you stop pulsing, the resist death effect lingers for 1.5 secs

[outer spade]

The new charachter comes when tomorrow, we all have to play campaign again to level up?

[nocturne bloom]

New character??

Unheard of

[outer spade]

Ok wait a second

[thick coyote]

If you're talking about Arbites
They have been released like 2 weeks ago

Mid class

Dog is good though

[outer spade]

Astartes?

[elder stone]

I like how there are people genuinely mad about the class

[elder stone]

Arbites

[outer spade]

Yes arbiter i have

So no astartes?

[halcyon glen]

What have you done

[thick coyote]

💀

Fatshark already said no Speez merines

No idea where you saw Astartes

But they were probably joking

[elder stone]

Space Marines dont fit in darktide

[outer spade]

Yes ok 🙂

[nocturne bloom]

I want my ratling gf character

[elder stone]

???

[outer spade]

Someone said a joke. I like dog, arbiter

[orchid skiff]

where are you from

[outer spade]

Norway

[elder stone]

Very cool

[outer spade]

It was Said in chat ealier today but, that was wrong

[little marten]

Arrrooooo 🐕

rips off shirt gets on all fours and scampers towards you

[thick coyote]

moist Critical
He's pulling his dawg out

[nocturne bloom]

Epic cock reference

[little marten]

!

[elder stone]

Opening this chat is like checking up on your schizophrenic cousin whos slowly getting worse

[little marten]

Gotta keep em on their {redacted} king

[orchid skiff]

[thick coyote]

The Seer experience

[delicate smelt]

Hot take but the Psyker has the worst voices for character creation

[nocturne bloom]

Day ??? of making the darktide server a freaktide server

[delicate smelt]

Atleast for the male

[elder stone]

Agreed

[little marten]

We are connected screens that connect us to almost infinite scenarios and yet we can’t help but choose the one that drives us deeper into madnesses cold embrace

And occasional ogryn talk

[lilac crag]

hi oomfs

[delicate smelt]

The Loner sounds like Richtofen and sounds gay af, The Seer is straight up insane and not living in the real world, and The Savant doesn't go with anything besides the one black dude face

[elder stone]

Hello Alexander

[lilac crag]

so formal

[elder stone]

mhm

[lilac crag]

how are u Lucy

[delicate smelt]

I'm good thanks

[gentle cedar]

On my first character, I saw that and immediately deleted him and switched to female

[final herald]

thank fuck for that

I don't want any equivalents either

[elder stone]

Good

[final herald]

which means no myrmidon tech preists

[nocturne bloom]

Go listen to all of richtofens lines and tell me he isnt gay

[nocturne bloom]

Ratling women when

[final herald]

ratlings also aren't happening

[normal linden]

So, I've seen an opinion that the real dump stat on weapons is damage, not mobility. Thoughts?

[final herald]

which kinda makes sense cause how tf would ratling melee work

[final herald]

depends on the weapon

[thick coyote]

Nah that's bait

[elfin pagoda]

they should make darktide but u can play with bots and able to pause

[thick coyote]

Dump damage and you fuck the overall damage calculation

The only exception is flamer

[final herald]

the purgation doesn't need damage for examp- yeah

[normal linden]

well, the dude made good points though. Like, 60/100 in damage results in something like 10% lost in damage, which isn't that much of a hit - but if you boost mobility at the same time, it boosts your survival

[thick coyote]

Nope

You get all your dodges at 51% mobility

Everything past that can be disregarded

And dead enemies can't hurt you

Which boosts your survival

[final herald]

fs would have to change the mobility scaling to make it that big of a deal

[nocturne bloom]

I just wanna know why lasguns have recoil

[severe sequoia]

10% damage isn't much of a hit? maybe in other games, not this one

[fierce cave]

Las go out gas goes out

[thick coyote]

"Training mode"

[misty trench]

a 10% damage loss absolutely could mess up breakpoints

[nocturne bloom]

Light has no recoil

[fierce cave]

Are you sure

[severe sequoia]

something something lasguns without recoil felt wrong

[nocturne bloom]

Can use the same arguments for fallouts laser weapons

[final herald]

basically this

[nocturne bloom]

Plasma makes sense

Lasers dont

[final herald]

something about a simulated recoil system in some guns

[fierce cave]

They have recoil

[final herald]

most of this is because writers keep accidentally adding recoil when describing lasgun shots

and then games do the same

[nocturne bloom]

And i asked for an explanation, elaborate

[fierce cave]

All fusion cells have explosive properties

They explode to shoot

[misty trench]

the recoil you're experiencing is actually the guard flinching as his retinas get scorched the fuck out by looking at lasers that are strong enough to melt people at distance

[final herald]

The do not have recoil. They only have recoil when written to have recoil. The pack is explicitly just storing a charge last I checked.

This is why you can just leave them out in the sun. There's no lost matter aside from the energy being expended to power the emitter.

[sleek harness]

Aquila you saw what General Chat is or was becoming?

[nocturne bloom]

That isnt how it works. The only perceivable way for a infantry laser weapon to have recoil is from a cooling system, which even so, wouldn't produce as much recoil seen in darktide or fallout

[misty trench]

no and depending on how bad it is my response will be "I'm not getting paid enough for that"

[halcyon glen]

I will slaughter your kind

[fierce cave]

Fallout guns never over heat

Therefore they vent per shot

[nocturne bloom]

Thats what I just alluded to

And as I said

It wouldnt have as much recoil as seen in either game

So its silly

[sleek harness]

Huh, not even the mods likes the community

Cool

[misty trench]

have you seen the shit y'all get up to?

[final herald]

the entire point of lasguns having recoil is that it is simulated recoil makes u feel like it's doing something

somewhere out there is a quote from fatshark saying "they tried no recoil but it didn't feel good"

[sleek harness]

Yes I do

I put the fault on the new members ngl

[severe sequoia]

would it make it easier to click heads without recoil? yeah

would it be fun? no

[final herald]

Personally I would like it if they didn't have recoil

[nocturne bloom]

Yet, why does the infantry lasgun suffer the most? Why add a reflex if it can never stay on target

[supple thorn]

Sounds like skaven lies.

[final herald]

but that's because I'm a nerd who likes it when games get even mildly realistic representations of lasers

like the HD1 sickle

[sleek harness]

I never lied

[misty trench]

I'd like if the recoil wasn't so all over the place but that's a gunplay issue in DT generally

[sleek harness]

Once

[blissful kiln]

but like, all the other las weapons don't have recoil

[final herald]

all of the las weapons except the recon have recoil iirc and even that thing like

vibrates

[nocturne bloom]

Its just silly to me that the infantry lasgun is so horrible with staying on target when the recon and hellbore are never moving anywhere

[blissful kiln]

pistol and recon have no recoil

[nocturne bloom]

Infantry las needs some dev love

Even if its something simple like that

[blissful kiln]

pretty sure helbore doesn't either

but lasgun recoils harder than heavy stubber

💀

[final herald]

they have visual recoil

[nocturne bloom]

Thats the issue

[final herald]

the lasgun unfortunately has both visual and mechanical recoil

which is like

????????????

I already "feel" like it's doing something it didn't need to start flailing everywhere

[blissful kiln]

they don't have visual recoil

[nocturne bloom]

Its just odd to me that a staple gun in the warhammer series is so neglected

[blissful kiln]

pistol sight stays perfectly still while firing

[final herald]

the sight does yes

[misty trench]

inf lasguns need tweaking for sure, they've been sad for ages

[final herald]

if you look at the rest of the gun it does indeed waver per shot

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been running it on vet with dclaw and actually kinda like it, the recoil is just, bad

[final herald]

I think inf lasguns would, in an ironic sense, feel better if they didn't have recoil

[nocturne bloom]

Das what im saying

[final herald]

which like flies in the face of what fatshark said about "no recoil made them feel worse"

cause like...did you...test this with testers or just internally?

[nocturne bloom]

Wonder if there's a mod for it lol

[final herald]

it's like the games where fucking 22LR kicks to the moon for no discernable reason

[elder stone]

What if we make the game user friendly

[neat jewel]

Preposterous

[golden token]

Anyone recommend who to start playing as as a new player?

[misty trench]

Ready or Not having 5.56 kick like as if it's 30-06

[elder stone]

Zealot or Ogryn

[nocturne bloom]

Games that represent the capabilities of .22lr or even magnum will always be an instant favorite

[final herald]

22LR can kill but like the recoil isn't going to be rediculous

[nocturne bloom]

Want it easy or want to get skilled?

[golden token]

Thank you

[final herald]

on another note my uncle's bolt action is a joy to shoot

[golden token]

Hmmm maybe one of each lol

[misty trench]

highlighting the capabilities of .22LR by giving you lead poisoning irl if you magdump it through a suppressor

[golden token]

Probably start off on an easy character

[nocturne bloom]

Vet for skill, Zealot for easy

[final herald]

what they should have done instead is just give the lasguns good audio feedback

[blissful kiln]

vet is easier than zealot

[nocturne bloom]

I tested the water bottle method myself

[final herald]

I always state that new players should get vet to 30 first

it's mid enough that you'll be more worried about the fundamentals than anything else

[golden token]

Vet easy to understand or as in easy mode for killing things

[nocturne bloom]

Vets arguably the harder class

[misty trench]

what you should do is start with Ogryn or Arbites, develop a shitload of bad habits

[blissful kiln]

easy to play while learning the game
free toughness restore button, free ammo, free grenades

[golden token]

That’s what I’m looking for

[blissful kiln]

zealot is harder and I would never recommend it to new players. you have no defences other than dodging

[golden token]

Is game chat used in this? Coming from space marine 2

[nocturne bloom]

What

Did you play zealot for 2 games?

[blissful kiln]

I saidwhat I said. Veteran is significantly easier than Zealot

[elder stone]

Occasionally, don’t expect randoms to use it much

[nocturne bloom]

I use it to play elevator music

[final herald]

sm2 is arguably less forgiving but that's because the core combat is scuffed

[elder stone]

Zealot is not easy you twat

[final herald]

DT core combat is good

[hard crane]

we have both text and voice chat

[blissful kiln]

you're looking at it in the context of high end play
i'm looking at a new player experience, which is actually relevant here

[final herald]

and I will say I find zel easier than vet

[blissful kiln]

veteran is much easier than zealot

[nocturne bloom]

Id say it is

[final herald]

I just turn on the relic blade and press chastise

[elder stone]

You are just a boytoy twink malewife vet lover

[nocturne bloom]

My vet isnt even level 80

[final herald]

but zel also lets you get into and out of situations that are

[nocturne bloom]

My zealot is like 300

[final herald]

frankly kind of rediculous

[vestal mantle]

Im free

Now to decide dinner

[final herald]

granted you'll need a fullish build to get the maximum stoopidness from zel

[elder stone]

The more I know you the more I think you’re gay

[nocturne bloom]

Wanna find out?

[vestal mantle]

Chicken with garlic herb rub and apple bourbon bbq sauce... Or ribs with honey habanero rub and spicy bbq sauce

Choices

[hard crane]

both sound good and I want some

[elder stone]

Bottom energy

[vestal mantle]

I need a pick tho

[nocturne bloom]

Is that a yes

[elder stone]

The latter

[nocturne bloom]

Im making chili dogs

[vestal mantle]

Ok... So ribs

[supple thorn]

Ello all again.

[final herald]

I wish the vt versus mode was just allowing you to play a specialist

And like thats it

[supple thorn]

Just came back to ribs and bottom energy...

[vestal mantle]

The side is a loaded potato with bacon, sour cream, chives, and red pepper OOOOORRRR 5-cheese mashed potatoes

[golden token]

Would it be worth it to use the discord voice chat and find a group that would help a beginner or should I just rip with randoms and figure it out lol

[hard crane]

all over a zealot is easier than vet tiny debate lol

[elder stone]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[nocturne bloom]

Just loosh wanting to make me boypreggers again

[elder stone]

WHAT

[supple thorn]

Its amazing what can be picked out of that.

[elder stone]

Again???

[final herald]

500 pregnant men en route to your location

Affirm yes to claim

[vestal mantle]

The side is a loaded potato with bacon, sour cream, chives, and red pepper OOOOORRRR 5-cheese mashed potatoes

[elder stone]

Yes

[vestal mantle]

The choice is truly difficult

[supple thorn]

5 cheese

[hard crane]

i'd go with first option purely because im slightly lactose intolerant ):

[orchid skiff]

which difficulty are you on

[nocturne bloom]

[golden token]

I haven’t even loaded up the game yet, just redownloaded it

[vestal mantle]

The vegetable is gonna be green beans with red pepper and onion... Non negotiable; dessert however is either a caramel cheesecake or a chocolate red velvet pie slice

[golden token]

Dark tide seems to have a larger community then space marine

Surprising to me

[elder stone]

We are better

[supple thorn]

Been around longer

[orchid skiff]

space marine is bad

so the mod community is more active

not the base game

[vestal mantle]

Space marine isnt bad per se, just the missions for coop are very samey

[blissful kiln]

darktide bad

[final herald]

DT has a better combat loop by far

have both

[elder stone]

How much money did VT server pay you?

[vestal mantle]

Darktide may have missions but theres a lot of Chaos hehe interspersed throughout

[sturdy pond]

@vestal mantle space marine has terrible gear balance

[golden token]

So more variety in every mission?

[blissful kiln]

vt2 = peak
darktide = meek

[sturdy pond]

weapons are split between "gun that has on demand stun" and "gun that has no on-demand stun"

[elder stone]

Mouth must be tired…

[supple thorn]

Lock jaw

[blissful kiln]

space marine has what, 5 maps?

[sturdy pond]

and in theory no stun = more DPS, except the enemies you want to shoot in their face are backed up by a ton of homies that can all kill you for trying to stay on target, and enemies that are targeted just spam some kind of evade

[blissful kiln]

xdd

[sturdy pond]

nide jump left and right over and over, and rubrics just teleport behind you like the ghost of ursakar creed himself sought to deploy them

[blissful kiln]

nu-Doom ruined so many action games with the dumbass deathblow gimmick

[golden token]

9 different operations missions and a siege mode

[inner nimbus]

I'd say bit of both; knowing what you should be doing is important, but at the same time, only sticking to theory and getting no practice in won't help you improve

[sturdy pond]

out of his cold, dead, ass

[golden token]

3 different planets I think

[sturdy pond]

whoa now Relic has had sync kills and by extension Space marine has, way before doom had them as a core mechanic

[ancient violet]

New planets confirmed????

[golden token]

Confirmed

[ancient violet]

Oh wait this is SM

🚶🏻‍♂️ nvm

[blissful kiln]

Doom popularised it for shooters

[sturdy pond]

ugh and i loathe popular things

[blissful kiln]

dow sync kills have nothing to do with glory kills

[sturdy pond]

usually because they are behind the times, and self perpetuating

well considering they made the character invincible they do have benefits

[candid holly]

what's the best way to get into Havoc mode?

[blissful kiln]

imagine if in darktide the flow would get interrupted every 2 seconds because you need to finish off an elite with an animation to get toughness back

[sturdy pond]

@candid holly spam party join requests and do your best, also have no shame because the more you regret loss the less liekely uou are to play

[blissful kiln]

🤮

[sturdy pond]

ok well definitely not

[inner nimbus]

didn't total war rome also have sync kills?

[wheat sphinx]

How to get more money?

Auric only gives 20k bobux

[candid holly]

it can give upwards of 50k

[wheat sphinx]

how?

[blissful kiln]

auric mael

[wheat sphinx]

ah

[candid holly]

just read the different ones, they give massively different rewards

[wheat sphinx]

Just solo'd rolling steel on malice, unironically harder than on Auric lol

maybe because I am only level 18 on Vet and I don't main Vet

[woven hill]

fatshark, get your fucking shit together

i have had countless games that have been made unnecessarily harder

because of shitty ass servers

i'll switch over to my second weapon

nope i won't, i wanted to go to my first right?

alright let's switch to my grenades

nope, you wanted to stay on your primary

you wanted to use your voice of command? nah. you wanted to say the voiceline but not actually do it

[devout wraith]

Is the dog class shotgun not op?

[woven hill]

it is tremendously powerful

[vital trench]

this and "you want to sprint? Nope you can start to sprint but then just walk. Wanted to move forward? How about you push your thumbstick forward, but you get teleported backwards behind a wall instead."

[woven hill]

but not without it's drawbacks

[candid holly]

easily one of the best weapons in the game

[woven hill]

makes me want to mangle a fatshark employee's dog

/j

[devout wraith]

Seems like a lot of people use autoguns?

[gilded socket]

Zombies, March!

[orchid skiff]

never seen that

which difficulty

[devout wraith]

Im only low difficulty

[woven hill]

i've seen shredder autopistols and braced autoguns

but never anything like an actual infantry autogun

[devout wraith]

When i use autogun it seems too inaccurate

[woven hill]

it is

[candid holly]

autoguns are pretty weak, the recon lasgun goes hard

[woven hill]

it handles really poorly

regardless the variant

[devout wraith]

Oh yea i like recon lasgun but doggers dont get that

[sleek harness]

Look at this guy

Likes red lasers

[woven hill]

i like red lasers too. helbore on top

[devout wraith]

But recon i think leads to wasting a lot of ammo

[sleek harness]

Las Helbore I can agree

Its peak

[devout wraith]

I cant do charge weapons

[woven hill]

oh dude

it is

so god damn good

[candid holly]

I mostly use it to disbatch elites and put procs on bosses

[woven hill]

i was running it with voice of command right

but the executioner's stance

it's just better

[devout wraith]

Maybe ill try hellbore again

[woven hill]

i run armorbane and surgical with it

it pops crushers in three charged shots (to the head)

sometimes two if you get crits

[devout wraith]

Yea but ill miss 2/3 shots

[maiden jacinth]

Just got to commit to it, with its 5 second pull out animation

And as you said abominable sights

[sleek harness]

Most skilled Helldiver 2 player

[woven hill]

i have a mod to help with that

[candid holly]

dum dum plus Infernus is very fun damage to bosses

[maiden jacinth]

Who needs to aim, you have arc weapons

[woven hill]

it just adds a "T" underneath my actual aiming sights

[maiden jacinth]

Get 200% hit rate because allies got in the way

[sleek harness]

Plasma and Bolter
Yall laser lovers don't have a weapon like theses

[devout wraith]

Arc weapons? You mean psykers?

[maiden jacinth]

I aint a laser lover

[sleek harness]

Neither I

[maiden jacinth]

Im a day 1 eruptor dude

[halcyon glen]

Burn

[maiden jacinth]

Gimmie boom

[woven hill]

i love the helbore lasgun just because of how ammo efficient it is with that left keystone perk

where crits don't consume ammo

[gilded socket]

Bed comfy

[sleek harness]

Bullet effective and I will never use a weapon that gives me 1000 storage ammo

Unless its a minigun

[maiden jacinth]

What about twink

(You have dyscalcula)

[candid holly]

bro I hate the rotation on the premium shop. Like, fatshark, let me give you money for the skin I want instead of having to wait like a dang year for it to be o rotation

[sturdy pond]

are there any man-portable rotary cannons in the imperial arsenal

i dont think so

[outer spade]

Which button is emote xbox

[sleek harness]

None

[devout wraith]

Are boltguns good? Seems like ammo is too low

[sturdy pond]

playing on xbox is the emote

youre bound to get a reaction just by existing

[wheat sphinx]

is it just me or do knife light attacks deal more DPS to boss' shield than charged ones?

[dry pebble]

boltguns are crazy good, use them with precision

[sleek harness]

Thats racist

[outer spade]

I have emote use pc, play with xbox controller

[woven hill]

they're pretty good! only really good with veteran's scavenger perk to get ammo back for elite and specialist kills

[maiden jacinth]

Theres the dude from the rogue trader thing. Imperial navy sergeant or something

[sturdy pond]

i know this is irrelevant to your question, but why

[woven hill]

whether you use bolt pistol or spearhead boltgun is up to you

[maiden jacinth]

All I remember is a human with a minigun type weapon

[candid holly]

boltguns are love boltguns are life

[outer spade]

I have emotes wheel in ingame but that thanks, ammo, healing...

Want other emote wheel with wave

....

[dry pebble]

emotes only in the mourningstar

[outer spade]

Yes , but i only have other emotes, not wave and it says equipped

[simple cliff]

HERESEY IS CURSED! There is something about this difficulty that seems to attract some of the worst players, the kind of people that just run past enemies, try to speedrun, ignore enemies (WHY), and seem scared to pull out their guns to pick off ranged enemies.

[outer spade]

Ohja its not in mission but player base, safe area, not mission :(. Should be both. Especially mission, wave, good work,

[orchid skiff]

there's autocharge mod so you don't ruin your fingers

[wheat sphinx]

How many missions do I gotta do to unlock next diff btw?

I don't get the bar

Is it like 7?

[sturdy pond]

iirc its about 10

[dreamy cliff]

i wanna wave emote at the heretics too

[simple cliff]

I think it depends, you fill up the bar like a XP bar. So doing hersey missions will unlock damnation faster. Doing harder heresy missions fill bar fast. I think.

I hope.

[halcyon glen]

Putting on a face that’s new

[dry pebble]

the "you cant hide from us" penance takes so long

[wheat sphinx]

Jesus Christ

[timid halo]

._.

;D

[woven hill]

what penance is that?

[woven hill]

eh, it's not too bad.

i'd rather have people in damnation and auric who mostly know what they're doing

instead it being determined by the level

[fair bridge]

i like the new difficulty gatekeeping

good way to do it

[dry pebble]

kill 7500 enemies affected by the coward culling aura on ogryn

[woven hill]

yeah, it was just annoying doing ten malice, then ten heresy, then ten damnation just to access auric again lo

[woven hill]

gungryn, achlys twinlinked heavy stubber, makes it a bit less a pain in the ass

[dry pebble]

yeah im running the build

[woven hill]

ogryn's penances are easy, they're just time consuming

[dry pebble]

the only way to not take two years to do this

[woven hill]

lucky bullet penance was like 30,000 rounds spent

which means being a bullet hog

the 25 kills 25 times meant being a 'nade hog

they're easy, but disincentivize being a teamplayer and being a main character

i honestly think the most stupid of penances are the ones that are heavily kill based

pre"nerf" Justice Dispensed (3500 elites/specialists with Execution Order) was just awful because of how greedy you have to be

MMF's penance (2500 enemies at 10 stacks of MMF) is just

[outer spade]

How can i help players lower level?

[halcyon glen]

Work

[elder stone]

Play on lower difficulty = more likely to see lower level people

[sleek harness]

Don't be surprised if they die first and you need to clutch

[elder stone]

I don’t think clutching on malice is too hard

[halcyon glen]

Don’t be surprised if a crack in the ice appears under your feet

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[sturdy pond]

players lower level dont need hlep

they just need to queue for higher diffs

alot of them seem content to play on genuinely awful difficulties out of anxiety or pride or something idk

[halcyon glen]

A town called malice

[sturdy pond]

and then theres that magical witching hour where everyone is deluded and unbeleivably terrible

[dense crescent]

damn auric is just absolutely infested by fucktards now

[lethal hornet]

Theres always that one guy in an high shock troop auric that you can tell hasn’t played anything but heresy

[dense crescent]

hell half the people in auric seem like they belong in malice

[lethal hornet]

Generally it ain’t bad as long as its only 1

[dense crescent]

saw a guy backtrack slooooowly to a medicae station, only to not use it. he died less than a minute later and left

[lethal hornet]

Sometimes they get dusted but a good team of three is generally enough

Just gotta keep rescuinn them

[floral ermine]

always been the case tbh

[dense crescent]

or all 3 teammates being as sloooow as can be, like literally taking a whole minute just strolling around an area and looting two boxes

and they all died of course

[floral ermine]

aurics are either smooth and easy or res simulator

[dense crescent]

absolute fucktards

[lethal hornet]

Im trynna finish my 100 aurics before i return to havoc

Been having dog water luck lately, everyone declines

[dense crescent]

like 2 absolute idiots with 9 death between them in one single mission. literally how. almost impressive how fucktarded they are

[halcyon glen]

Good day

[lethal hornet]

Carrying is fun sometimes

[dense crescent]

nah i don't want to carry

they don't deserve it

[lethal hornet]

Then quit the mission idk lol

[brave slate]

Then drop down a difficulty. Sounds like aurics are too tough for you

[dense crescent]

Sounds like reading is too tough for you

[brave slate]

Then why so much complaining?

[dense crescent]

Then why are you complaining?

[lethal hornet]

Well brother what do ya want, complain to fatshark, i dont think theres many newbies here anyhow

[dense crescent]

You sound like a little bitch who needs carrying.

[gentle cedar]

Now you're being dumb lol

[brave slate]

Just curious why you're so upset about having to pull a bit more weight in aurics

[lethal hornet]

Why are ya so mad lol

[brave slate]

Now now, no need to get upset

[dense crescent]

Just curious why are you such a butthurt little bitch?

[brave slate]

It is a video game after all. Keyword being "game"

[dense crescent]

You sound hurt. Do you wanna cry to your mommy?

[lethal hornet]

Man is absolutely getting dogged in auric and it shows

[dense crescent]

You're a little bitch and it shows

[brave slate]

Hey, sometimes some people just have a rough night

[elder stone]

What the fuck is general chat on about rn

[brave slate]

Take it out on me if it makes you feel better

[fair bridge]

i never have a rough night. i am simply Him

[dense crescent]

Literally just sick of carrying in auric all the time. Would be nice to have a competent team for once.

[sturdy pond]

lmao

you hsould be happy they suck

[lethal hornet]

Yeah it ain’t uncommon

[sturdy pond]

so you can play gooder

its a team game

[lethal hornet]

^

[fair bridge]

sweating in a tide game..........................

[elder stone]

Stop fighting guys mom said it’s not okay

[sturdy pond]

that means you deal with what they do or dont bring

[lethal hornet]

Like i said carrying is fun sometimes

[halcyon glen]

DT is too easy for me idk about you guys but I found recruits easier than any havoc 40 I’ve ever had the misfortune of playing

[sturdy pond]

@fair bridge more like sweating outside of havocs

[dry pebble]

maybe its hot where he lives

[lethal hornet]

If you’re having trouble carrying then lower the difficulty

[brave slate]

Remember, games are supposed to be fun, sometimes you just get a run of shit luck. Maybe take a break, do something else for a bit or hit up lfg and look for some good teammates.

[lethal hornet]

Damnation is always accepting

[sturdy pond]

the only thing that sucks about last man standing is the music is so much worse than VT2

[halcyon glen]

Real

[sturdy pond]

VT2 makes you sweat with excitement

[brave slate]

Summer is too hot for additional sweating to be wanted

[halcyon glen]

I love eating sweat

[brave slate]

Eating implies there are solids involved... 😩

[dry pebble]

the sweat drops are frozen and eaten

[elder stone]

Solid chewable sweat

[halcyon glen]

Sweat is soup

[dry pebble]

like gather sweat and fill some ice cube sheets

freeze

make a slushy

[elder stone]

Do you do this?

[dry pebble]

i saw it on jackass

[limber pivot]

is there still a good list of weapon perks with global effects?

[halcyon glen]

Swift slaying

[brave slate]

I hope you didn't skip the part where they say "don't try this at home"

[dry pebble]

[lethal hornet]

Consuming substance not on standardized ration list, mandated edict. Mercy Sanction

[dry pebble]

that was the only jackass skit that made me legit almost hurl

why did they do this to themselves

just for the vine?

[lethal hornet]

Well the name is “Jackass”

I wouldn’t say its for a very eloquent reason

[civic otter]

Beer enema, shoving a toy car in there, there's a lot

[halcyon glen]

Show me your love

[dry pebble]

also the portable toilet thing

[civic otter]

lolol

[lethal hornet]

Ynever seen filthy franks human cake?

[civic otter]

the bathroom stall

[lethal hornet]

I feel like that tops that

[brave slate]

I'd argue that the baking neutralised a little bit of the nastiness

[civic otter]

dude, old filthy frank brings back memories

[storm ember]

medicaestation 😐

[raw osprey]

after playing Havoc for awhile, going back to Auric matchmake and my god some of these people are dogpile

[civic otter]

old brandon rogers too

[lethal hornet]

Local man gets better, notices people who haven’t gotten better are worse

[civic otter]

banging news here

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-lilo-i-miss-you-miss-you-ethereum-gif-27338495

[lethal hornet]

I ain’t clickin that

[halcyon glen]

Then it wasn’t meant for you

[brave slate]

Who is it meant for?

[halcyon glen]

The one with name

[paper patio]

why cant my lvl 30 arbities access auric?

[modest flume]

Because you need to unlock it

[lethal hornet]

Have you done enough damnations to unlock it

[brave slate]

Need to grind a few more damnations

[lethal hornet]

Its a new change

[paper patio]

how many do i gotta do

[vapid matrix]

Is it me or is only ogryn and arbitrator good in havoc rn

[lethal hornet]

Enough until it unlocks lol

[brave slate]

You can see a little progress bar when you choose difficulty

I think it's 10

[lethal hornet]

They gotta test your mettle

[paper patio]

an actual answer ty

[mighty fractal]

i respect this posting style. just incomprehensible freak shit everyone ignores

[brave slate]

Aha, but what if I lied

[lethal hornet]

Only you

[halcyon glen]

Thank you

I hurt myself today

[brave slate]

To see if you still feel?

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[lethal hornet]

I have seen things you wouldn’t believe, psykers shield clutch like champions

Zealots giving gold health every 10 seconds

[brave slate]

Did you focus on the pain?

[lethal hornet]

Veterans clearing rooms like they are named warhammer characters

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[limber pivot]

does anyone have a link to a guide for perk interactions?

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[thick coyote]

Lemme tell you a secret

Every class is good in havoc

It scales with skill

Psyker is also literally there

Scaling with enemy density

[vapid matrix]

I main vet but since arbitrator comes out it feels so ahh

[thick coyote]

And you're forgetting about it

Smh

[vapid matrix]

Only good thing is plasma gun

[thick coyote]

Smh my head

Smh²

[elder stone]

Mason you just need to try harder sweetheart

[vapid matrix]

Vet needs a buff

[thick coyote]

Literally got buffed recently

Helbore is s++ rn

[vapid matrix]

Ew

[orchid skiff]

100% true

[delicate vapor]

a

[woven hill]

wrong

Helbore ++++

[orchid skiff]

psyker bubble and inf cleave pretty nice

[woven hill]

i don't speak your language but i think Helbore moggs

it asks for consent before fucking

plasma gun is like the one gun where you'd not trust them around an open drink

[orchid skiff]

i was told recon lasgun is good, have you tried it

[woven hill]

Helbore and Recon Lasgun mogg Plasma any day of the week

(i just really hate plasma gun meta)

[real socket]

darktide

[woven hill]

duelling sabre im okay with

but damn

Plasma gun do i hate it

[vapid matrix]

I was wrong

All except vet is good

I loved the class

[woven hill]

skill issue tbh

[vapid matrix]

Now I can’t use it anymore

[woven hill]

(veteran is actually really poorly balanced)

((it is left behind))

(((it needs more gimmicks and functions if it should be anything useful)))

[dry pebble]

take away vet invis give him a heavy weapons skill and a melta gun and a helgun

[woven hill]

((((it is supposed to be the premier range class of darktide and it has some mediocre ammo efficacy and conservation for most weapons, lasgun excluded))))

yeah the Shroudfield (i think that's the skill) is really not form fitting for veteran

[dry pebble]

its infiltrate i think

shroudfield is the zealot one

but yeah youre right

[woven hill]

infiltrate doesn't fit veteran's play style at all

he's supposed to be the elite hunting class

the premier range class

so we give him a ranged ability (executioner), a support ability (VoC)... and invisability?

[dry pebble]

its like "we gave one to zealot give him another"

plus the infiltrate's grenades (smoke) suck ass

[thick coyote]

Oh you don't want to talk shit about smokes

[tough crystal]

It's a bit disappointing that they added invisibility twice

[thick coyote]

Smokes got shooters around

[vapid matrix]

Vet needs a buff ngl

Rework

[dry pebble]

i know smokes are good in high havoc

[vapid matrix]

Overkill if u got an Psyker

[outer spade]

Dont know how to play maelstrom mission, how to choose difficulty

[dry pebble]

maelstrom shows up on difficulties 3 to 5

[limber pivot]

heresy or auric

[elder stone]

You’ll find missions with the label “MAELSTROM”

Usually black/yellow on the mission icon

[dry pebble]

those missions labeled maelstrom are the maelstrom missions

[civic otter]

Read that message in ogryn voice

[vapid matrix]

But loosh u we’re true I’m a bit washed ngl

[dry pebble]

have courage! 🗣️

[elder stone]

Im always right

[civic otter]

washed? i always knew you were clean, sah!

[elder stone]

xoxo

[outer spade]

Well im level 30 but nothing happens, got bad gear and weapon, dont know how to get max weapon level and gear

[dry pebble]

go to the shrine of the omnissiah

the Varlets! hag

she can upgrade your weapons

[thick coyote]

Nothing ever happens

🗣️

[dry pebble]

i need a chud emote

[fair bridge]

too sleepy to play darktide

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[outer spade]

Its still mallice

[dry pebble]

you can change the difficulty

[outer spade]

Its locked

[dry pebble]

then do more missions in malice

it unlocks

[outer spade]

Ok:)

[civic otter]

Locked? Where is the key, sah?

[outer spade]

But i dont get better gear and weapons so

[civic otter]

True

[supple thorn]

what up my sober tiders?

[outer spade]

I tried once and im max level 30 and dont have 500 gear and weapons

[civic otter]

Dunno who sober tider is, sah

[blissful kiln]

but at the armory -> upgrade to 500, provided your mastery is high enough

[supple thorn]

drinking bit man. like alcoholic drinks.

[blissful kiln]

melk very rarely sells something decent too

[halcyon glen]

E

[blissful kiln]

jk

[outer spade]

Ok i can take a look:)

[civic otter]

i never drink sah! nosh do the trick well.

[blissful kiln]

EP 10% soon

jk

[supple thorn]

to each their own big man.

[halcyon glen]

15% !

[civic otter]

[halcyon glen]

jk

[elder stone]

Today I tried Gumbo soup

10/10 would recommend

[supple thorn]

Its always good.

[misty trench]

isn't Gumbo Soup like saying Chai Tea?

[elder stone]

Oh I love Chai Tea

[halcyon glen]

Love is lost lost is love

And your fear is old as the world

[outer spade]

At weakly contracts i can buy better gear but I only get 1000 each week and it cost much more. I completed all tasks so i have to wait. But to little money, completed quest on day 1. Cant choose more contracts

[orchid skiff]

mind your language

[misty trench]

naan bread

[orchid skiff]

you don't need to buy gear at weekly contracts

go to brunt

[outer spade]

Ok

[thick coyote]

I love chai tea

🗣️

[orchid skiff]

which weapons do you want ?

[elder stone]

Spiderverse reference rahhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Cold chai or warm chai is the question

[halcyon glen]

Hag

[elder stone]

Hot Chai

[halcyon glen]

Haggle

Best tea is clearly Yorkshire gold

As the lettuce famously said

[outer spade]

Well shreded autopistol is like smg, and shock weapon primary

[halcyon glen]

Mwp best

[outer spade]

Mwp?

[dry pebble]

me to hadron:

https://tenor.com/view/doom-guy-demon-2016-gif-10925418

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

Auto pistol is actually pretty nice imo

[halcyon glen]

Mwp melts bosses

[elder stone]

Shredder autopistol is fun

[halcyon glen]

Take it on RV and you’re set

[supple thorn]

@fiery wave i need more booze. :p

[halcyon glen]

Bring hunter

Remember

[orchid skiff]

what you need to do is buy 20-30 weapons at Brunt, you'll get one with a good dump stat. Dump stat means the least useful stat has a maximum of 60%. It is usually mobility for weapons that have it.
Press F to favorite that weapon so you don't destroy it by mistake
Go to Hadron, consecrate all the weapons to green, and sacrifice them to gain mastery experience
Go to mastery, upgrade your blessings
Go to Hadron, consecrate and empower your weapon, and put upgraded perks and blessings

[halcyon glen]

Ew

[misty trench]

Chai is gud

[outer spade]

Ok

[misty trench]

naan also gud

[elder stone]

Good job

[fiery wave]

Seriously? I thought I told you to... ugh, nevermind. Look, this is the last crate till I go restock. Pushes out an opened crate with a few missing bottles.

[outer spade]

What happens pressing unknown malee weapon at contract guy

[elder stone]

You get a random weapon

[outer spade]

Is it good or?

[supple thorn]

Yeeeeeeeesssssss

[elder stone]

Random, might be good, might be bad

[orchid skiff]

only good for curios

[outer spade]

Ok i try curious

[drowsy prawn]

don't, melk bucks should all be saved to roll curios

it's the only thing it's good for

[outer spade]

So curious, no malee , weapon

[orchid skiff]

it is random to get curios with maximum stats
you need to be lucky by buying them at melk or brunt, you can't buy one and upgrade it like with weapons

[fiery wave]

You really need to slow down on it... unless...

[outer spade]

So but weapon, malee can I try or?

[supple thorn]

Dilli dalli, shilli shalli

[lament vault]

man, its quite annoying that the 2 tanky frontline classes are this broken, i have avoided the zealot like the plague and veteran do feel kinda dull
Honestly the Zealot Rework and the nerfing/balancing of the ogryn/arby cant come fast enought my beloved

also, when are we supposed to get that new veteran weapon?

[dry pebble]

why you dont want to play zealot?

Its a fun class

[orchid skiff]

what's fun about it

[outer spade]

I made a build (kill dog)

[dry pebble]

no one knows

[drowsy prawn]

flammer is fun, knife is fun

[dry pebble]

relic blade

[orchid skiff]

i feel like a slug with relic blade

[lament vault]

i dont feel it too fun, play it once and every other time its kinda painful because it feels SOOOOOO samey

[orchid skiff]

need to try knife flammer