general-chat

[long sigil]

I nap too

Bye dogs

[gilded socket]

Bye

[elder stone]

Bye Bart

[gilded socket]

Ngl someone should buy me helldivers 2 jk

[blissful kiln]

same

i'd play it for free

[elder stone]

Newgens can’t run the og Breaker-Railgun combo

[olive carbon]

I quit when they first nerfed railgun

[elder stone]

I came back when they had the illuminate enter the game

But the og breaker-railgun was the goat

[dry pebble]

...autocannon

[olive carbon]

it was so fun

[bleak junco]

Idk if this is a hot take but we need SEVERE consequences for people quitting. Had two losers quit because they died and it cause us to fail the mission because bots are stupid and need an update to be better.

[olive carbon]

one/two tapping those long leg bois

[gilded socket]

Ive been saying this

[alpine heart]

I been getting disconnected left and right tonight.

[bleak junco]

Na na disconnect I understand I have had it happened and it lets me join back. I am talking about dying and then leaving the game

[thick coyote]

Just quit it bruv

[sonic raft]

best way to farm diamantine?? the mortis trials gave me like none

[thick coyote]

There's no consequences to it

If you're not feeling it

Just quit

[bleak junco]

There should be

[elder stone]

Tbh best bet is just playing the game / twins

[thick coyote]

It's free and fast

[elder stone]

Havoc is the only one you lose something in and it’s the only one that needs consequences

[thick coyote]

Highest difficulty you can beat
Up to damnation

[sonic raft]

what difficulty should i do the twins on? i keep just getting bots when i solo queue

[elder stone]

If you get lucky you can find someone doing hard difficulty

[alpine heart]

Just got the twins on a random damnation run and someone on team said it’s rare. Can’t queue up for it anymore.

[elder stone]

I know @ Ainz does it

[elder stone]

Yeah campaign / quick playing into someone who’s doing it is the only way

[misty trench]

Ainz and Hamdolsun are the resident twins farmers

[sonic raft]

gotcha thanks

seems cooked

[olive carbon]

hows the person doing it doing it

yk what I mean

[sonic raft]

25min mortis for 74 diam

[gilded socket]

Hello twin

[misty trench]

greetings!

[elder stone]

They are playing the campaign, only way to access the mission

Other than quick play

[blissful kiln]

H20 gives like 3k per week

[olive carbon]

but

[blissful kiln]

H30 is 7k

[olive carbon]

why not just let us select a mission

[thick coyote]

It used to be separated

Then FS fucked up and merged it

[elder stone]

Because
“fuck you and fuck your fun” - fatshark

[olive carbon]

oh god I shoulda done the bell puzzle before skipping campaign on my characters

ffs

[blissful kiln]

lost technology

[elder stone]

You can do personality scrounge

[alpine heart]

There was a ton of
Loot before the twin fight. I can see ppl cheesing it

[blissful kiln]

selecting any mission of any difficulty is just too hard to code

[gilded socket]

Weeh

[olive carbon]

right right phew

[wintry fog]

Just mindlessly play the game and before you know it you'll have thousands of mats.

[thick coyote]

You can just use the Many More Try mod as well

[misty trench]

because for some reason FS decided that a normal mission select that has functioned just fine in video games for like 30 years now is not good actually, somehow

[thick coyote]

But no one should be recommending mods

[elder stone]

Mods shouldn’t be the only sane way to do something in a game

[south jetty]

Sometimes I'm inclined to agree. At least they should put a limit on how often people can leave before a mission is done but then that leaves the issue of people getting shafted by server issues

[elder stone]

Fuck quality of life for players

500 more reskins

[gilded socket]

Group shower sesh in 6 hours

[misty trench]

sadly we are bethesda-brained nowadays and it's all about letting modders fix shit

[bleak junco]

I know it is a fine line, just when you are doing Auric and you are right at the end. quitting because you died is a bitch move.

[south jetty]

will there be old men

[bleak junco]

Yes

[thick coyote]

Another recolor to Arbites

[misty trench]

and then complaining about mods because they start doing stuff that's "against the vision of the game"

which is sometimes true but also sometimes the vision is just dogshit yo

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[gilded socket]

Yes @elder merlin

[elder stone]

This time make it blue

[south jetty]

I wonder if there's a way to tell the difference between a server issue and someone hitting disconnect like a baby

[south jetty]

he's younger than me, pass

[thick coyote]

[gilded socket]

Hes like 49

[misty trench]

wow what were the pyramids like

[south jetty]

Alabaster

[elder stone]

What did you think of the Cambrian explosion?

[south jetty]

I need Morrow, KX-8, and Krall at the showers

[south jetty]

I'm supposed to think?

[gilded socket]

Done

[south jetty]

[supple thorn]

Ello all

[low hemlock]

FS vision for Darktide so bright, they haven’t won a single Steam award yet

[south jetty]

Alright back to work

[latent heath]

Is there a way to customizer an operative?

[gilded socket]

Allo lark

[thick coyote]

Krall would look at their fellow men and recommend modifications

[south jetty]

I'll ask him to demonstrate his then

who said that.

I didn't say that

[misty trench]

ngl what annoys me is that they actually could be raking in mad accolades and way more money if they would just embrace doing QoL and regular updates from the start lmao

[wintry fog]

1. In character creation
2. With cosmetics
3. Earn free in-game cosmetics or purchase from a wide array of shitty recolors

[thick coyote]

That one scene where Quagmire uses his swiss army penis

💀

[elder stone]

I think they just care about being masochists at this point, there’s no point in not making the game feel good to use, a catalog instead of a rotating shop would be better for both sides, undoing the mid difficulty-unlock, and giving me infinite resources

[low hemlock]

Darktide, a game filled with G O L D

but FS mines for cooper instead

[thick coyote]

You're asking for infinite resources
You just blew the deal

[gilded socket]

Snoretide sleepytide

Naptide

[elder stone]

Womp womp

[cyan current]

listening to IMPERIAL ADVANCE as the Fanatic zealot is such a vibe

omg

[wintry fog]

I was actually shocked that they released another class, since it means they have to give us more cosmetics every two weeks.
Though I expect they'll be retooling lots of existing sets for Arbi

[misty trench]

I'd wager it's one or multiple people in upper management with a very specific vision for their games and systems that just doesn't line up with anything that people actually want. Every tide game has had this issue with garbage QoL, lacking accessibility, disregard for player agency etc.

[blissful kiln]

darktide bad

[gilded socket]

Dicktide

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! :3

[gilded socket]

Butt tide

[supple thorn]

Hello slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Talking about Path of Exile 2, are we?

[misty trench]

they struck gold with absurdly good core gameplay/combat and also have an incredible art department but then after that there's someone somewhere that's just hamstringing the fuck out of every system attached to it

[wintry fog]

Right?

[gilded socket]

Boobtide

[misty trench]

hi! and we're talking tide lmao

poe2 do be having issues tho

[wintry fog]

Path of Exile 2 still has time but they're pissing me off more than FS did at release

[brazen pelican]

I had the most fun with a summoner in an ARPG ever... Until the patch.

[misty trench]

I'm glad I chose to wait till full release

[low hemlock]

Look I enjoy Darktide….(mainly for Ogryn)

ALL I ASK is for FS to put the same amount of LOVE and E F F O R T in Darktide just like they are doing to Vermintide 2 right now!

[gilded socket]

Tit tide

[supple thorn]

Going down a list?

[gilded socket]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Hi! :3

[wintry fog]

I don't have an exact timeline of updates, but yeah it feels like so much more effort has been put into releasing VT2 content.

[supple thorn]

How goes it?

[misty trench]

FS bothered me in that they somehow regressed from VT2 and seemingly didn't apply any of the lessons learned from years prior but also I know FS and so it didn't entirely surprise me.

PoE2 is disappointing because I do actually expect better from GGG lol

[gilded socket]

Hi neuro

[brazen pelican]

Doing okay, just watched some Spy X Family with the boyfriend. I love Anya so fucking much.

[wintry fog]

That was my experience. I didn't think they would bait players so hard after being reliable for years.

[low hemlock]

Whenever VT2 servers expire,

FS by the Empera & Omnissiah Bring every Vermintide 2 team member straight into Darktide

[cyan current]

this is such a banger bruhhttps://youtu.be/XGzOiZnzltE?si=jL3cWahVIFzLpGXy

[wintry fog]

Whose channel is that?

[gilded socket]

Beep

[cyan current]

idk bruh am just enjoying the darktide ost

[wintry fog]

Ah okay

[delicate smelt]

I wonder what kind of music they listen to in the 41st millenium

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nodding-headbang-thats-it-oh-yeah-gif-19212020

[delicate smelt]

I imagine it's just the barber chirugeon music and religious hymns

[brazen pelican]

Hymns to the Emperor, everything else is heresy.

[lethal hornet]

Its hard to play when you’re so sleepy

[cyan current]

some of the dark tide ost is canonically played in the cathedrals also the Concertina

[delicate smelt]

As it should be

[brazen pelican]

Slaaneshi probably listens to denpa and nightcore.

[delicate smelt]

The dubstep+hymns in missions?

[delicate smelt]

Nah probably like the Michael poop song

[cyan current]

disposable unit is cannon am pretty sure

[delicate smelt]

https://youtu.be/hu_fHuX-j6k?si=gDo87HdeUa1UhjN4

[brazen pelican]

Nah, if anything they listen to that one Pepper Coyote song.

[cyan current]

slaneesh is prop into weird core

[delicate smelt]

I know which one you're talking about

[gilded socket]

They’re gonna make me a Daemon Princess of sloth for Slaanesh

[delicate smelt]

Damn so they really just headbanging in church

[brazen pelican]

Hot.

[cyan current]

thats nurgle

nurgle is sloth

[delicate smelt]

Pepper Coyote actually has some good songs tho

[gilded socket]

Slaanesh wanted ne

[delicate smelt]

https://youtu.be/7BuNAk1iVe0?si=GdLcoQGyQktXQ5tK

[elder stone]

You called?

[brazen pelican]

Hi, cutie!! :3

[cyan current]

she doesnt like you lil bro ah

[elder stone]

Hiiii

[delicate smelt]

Honestly are chaos cults really that different from the imperial cult

[wintry fog]

Slaanesh would corrupt people through twitter and tiktok

[delicate smelt]

Besides like gory horrendous actions

[brazen pelican]

I'd say 4chan and Tumblr.

[wintry fog]

Hypocrisy is one of the main themes of the imperium
They're trading one misery for another but riding the corruption high is probably the better experience.

[elder stone]

Grindr?

[gilded socket]

But emprah said yeah

[wintry fog]

The actual top account on onlyfriends

[elder stone]

Worship the emperor who didn’t want to be worshipped

[gilded socket]

“Worship deez nuts”- Emprah

[delicate smelt]

Honestly if I was in 40k I'd probably join a chaos cult

If I didn't die first

[gilded socket]

Gay

[delicate smelt]

Break free from the shackles of the imperium

Grandfather nurgle loves you more than your emperor ever will

[gilded socket]

Emprah said i was his special zealot

[elder stone]

Tism

[brazen pelican]

Is that really corruption?

Or is it a blessing?

[elder stone]

Lets find out

[brazen pelican]

Right behind you on that!

I... Did not intend for that one.

[cyan current]

judging by the stories I heard I would consider it corruption

[elder stone]

You are NOT behind me

you are IN FRONT

Ladies first

[brazen pelican]

Very likely, tbh.

[cyan current]

emprah seems more tentacle-ly and blue than usual

[elder stone]

Would, next question

[brazen pelican]

Wanna do some chill DT?

Way too tired for Aurics.

[cyan current]

hey yall have you heard of a thing called dm

[brazen pelican]

No, what's that? Is it biomass?

[elder stone]

Public to assert my dominance

[elder stone]

Sure

[brazen pelican]

I've still gotten close to nowhere in Havoc.

[elder stone]

H40? Got it.

[wheat sphinx]

difficulty grind is soooo slow (I started a Vet)

[elder stone]

speed it up

[brazen pelican]

Spam Rolling Steel.

[cyan current]

I wish they would let you skip the campaign

[brazen pelican]

You can.

After a certain trust level.

[blissful kiln]

that's a trap
so many awful players on rolling steel

[wheat sphinx]

You can keep spammingi t?

[cyan current]

yeah after a certian trust lvl

[blissful kiln]

unless you're comfortable soloing it - it can probably be a net loss

[brazen pelican]

@elder stone Wanna give him a hand on Rolling Steel?

[gilded socket]

Just you

[elder stone]

Yuh

[blissful kiln]

I would, but I should be sleeping rn

[brazen pelican]

No Rolling Steel up, we got rekt by mission terminal.

[blissful kiln]

I need to atone for my toxic sins in damnation

by helping others

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

[elder merlin]

How old are you?

[blissful kiln]

the problem with rolling steel is that it's timed

and I feel like a lot of people don't notice it

on heresy\damn

[elder merlin]

The problem with rolling steel is its not permanently up on the board

[brazen pelican]

I can't tell you how many times I've Solo-queue'd it and seem to be the only one giving a fuck about the objectives.

[blissful kiln]

they just don't move and on other missions this just wastes time, on rolling steel it loses you the mission

and yeah, when you get to the objectives and nobody does the minigame or protects you, nobody helps you with the batteries

it's pain

[elder stone]

1143486606 join up princess

[brazen pelican]

Having to get both the batteries while they just chill in the front waiting.

[wheat sphinx]

Empowering weapons costs soooo much xp

[blissful kiln]

seeing an ogryn ignore the objectives is just ugh

they even made oggy better at carrying batteries

with the free Barge on dodging

even if you have 0 stamina, you can send random schmucks flying instead of them stunning you

[elder stone]

@brazen pelican Heresy or Damnation?

[brazen pelican]

Commisar Dukane has a voice line asking "Are you ready to serve?"... Seems inaccurate to lore. Shouldn't she just yeet you in the a mission and shoot you if you try to refuse?

[brazen pelican]

Either works for me. :3

[nocturne bloom]

If youre on in like 30ish minutes ill join

[elder stone]

I might be

If my siege stack doesnt drag me out the cave I will be

[nocturne bloom]

Offer stands regardless

Driving home

[frosty dagger]

Never steal an arbites kills if they mark them with their dog unless it's a boss

[nocturne bloom]

Dont care, mag dump

[frosty dagger]

I will find you scum

[nocturne bloom]

If my infantry las out dps your dog thats a skill issue

[nocturne bloom]

Call me that again

[inland mantle]

Nah man I treat that like brain burst if I see fancy ping or blue head I'm alt f4ing whatever that thing is

[nocturne bloom]

Hold alt too

Massive dps boost

[round mica]

why don’t we play more

[elder stone]

I dunno, we'll have to

[round mica]

you found another ogryn

[wheat sphinx]

How much plasteel are stashes?

[elder stone]

Course not

[inland mantle]

Think it's 10 for small 25 for large 🤷‍♂️

Really dont know tbh havent needed plasteel in like a year so I dont keep track of stuff like that anymore

[wheat sphinx]

ty

[olive carbon]

I got the game a week ago and havent needed plasteel

diamonds are the limiter

diamate wtv

[blissful kiln]

diameat

[olive carbon]

diemeat

thats better

[nocturne osprey]

I only really needed it when I was binging all the masteries.

[fair bridge]

diamantine

[gilded socket]

Mold

[fair bridge]

cyberpunk update looks peak

yes

peak

that's all the game needs

[wheat sphinx]

is there no circle of trust 6 frame?

Or is my game bugged

[signal jewel]

guys how do i skip havoc missions 1-whatever and go straight to 25

can new players skip now?

[fair bridge]

queue with a party that's doing higher level havoc missions

[signal jewel]

or do they have to do 1-40

[inland mantle]

Highest you can start out is 16 if you beat a auric maelstrom

[signal jewel]

no i mean, sorry i asked that wrong... can i queue my buddy whos new in a havoc 25 and he unlocks 25?

[inland mantle]

Can join higher to rank up faster but you cant just skip to the end anymore

Yes

But even if they beat that H25 they wont get the rank only the level

[signal jewel]

ugh

then no point

wtf

[inland mantle]

#general-chat message

[signal jewel]

its so dumb

[inland mantle]

Welcome to havoc

[gilded socket]

Glup

[signal jewel]

no i mean im 40 capable

[fair bridge]

shitto

[inland mantle]

[signal jewel]

yes

ive completed many 40s

my friend just started

but hes really good

hes newbie but hes not newbie "skill-wise"

nah

thats absolutely stupid he can handle it on greys i bet and the game stops him

[inland mantle]

Then it shouldnt be hard for them to get the H40 doesnt take that long

[signal jewel]

grinding non-stop for a level below your skill is innately a stupid system

[fair bridge]

you should post about it on the forum

[signal jewel]

regardless

[fair bridge]

and also @ every single fatshark employee

maybe just uninstall the game tbh

[gilded socket]

Deltaruning it rn

[elder stone]

Are you home bbygorl

[nocturne bloom]

Literally just backed in

[elder stone]

Good

[nocturne bloom]

See I knew you'd want me

Give me like 2 minutes to toss my leftovers in the microwave

Did you ever accept my friend request

[elder stone]

fuckkkkkkkkkkk horrible timing

im being called away

[elder stone]

I think so?

but uhm

@nocturne bloom @brazen pelican you 2 have fun

[nocturne bloom]

I see how it is

[final herald]

how doe sbrittleness work

[elder stone]

No lamia

You are my pookie bear

[nocturne bloom]

Im just the side joy toy

[brazen pelican]

At least you'll have a chair all to yourself. :3

[fair bridge]

debuffs enemy armor, ignores flak/carapace

[final herald]

so you ignore 20$ of the armor? as far as the damage calc goes does that mean 20% more damage?

and how's that work against bosses on unyeilding?

[nocturne bloom]

What we playing

[fair bridge]

at 20% brittleness 80% of the damage will be calculated based on the original armor type

[brazen pelican]

I'm up for anything aside from Aurics, I got a good streak for the penance and I am way too tired to focus properly.

[fair bridge]

for 20% brittleness i think that's like 4 stacks

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIxOjj28cuE
Best just watch a vibeo

[fair bridge]

flak/carapace

[somber stream]

Mornin chat

[nocturne bloom]

I just need to know because I dont wanna run something im not used to on higher difs

[fair bridge]

@merry lily instead of reacting my message can u explain how i am wrong so that i and others may learn

[brazen pelican]

That's fair. :3

[fair bridge]

because i am relaying this information based off of what i know

[nocturne bloom]

also need id

[fair bridge]

if i am wrong please feel free to correct me, i will not get angry

[somber stream]

I deez

[elder stone]

nutz

[somber stream]

Sup Loosh

[somber stream]

samoyed, floof goofers

[gilded socket]

Locght

[midnight lotus]

You got it backwards;
At 20% brittleness, 80% of the damage is calculated based on the enemy's original armor type, and 20% ignores it

[fair bridge]

that makes more sense! thank you

[midnight lotus]

It's basically team-wide rending

[fair bridge]

i was just about to correct my original message :)

thank you for being helpful

[midnight lotus]

I was confused when I read that and had to look it up myself to make sure i wasn't misunderstanding it lol

[nocturne bloom]

ight, if im not needed ill run some maels

[fair bridge]

i totally did have it backwards

brain is fried from work

[midnight lotus]

Fuckin mood.

[fair bridge]

drove 200 miles total today 😭

[brazen pelican]

4344157036

Completely missed that message, sorry.

[nocturne bloom]

rookie numbers, my dad drives a truck 4am to 6pm

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Love your dad

[elder merlin]

That blows

[final herald]

3 daemonhost rituals in the same room is crazy work

[somber stream]

Shrimply kill them all

[nocturne bloom]

over 2 million miles in ct and no tickets or accidents

hes locked in

[fair bridge]

cracked

[zenith bobcat]

Don't mind me and my....FOUR teamates... Had someone disconnect, had someone replace a bot, DC'd teamate came back, bot stayed. 5 team members.

[halcyon glen]

Good day

[orchid skiff]

error 2001 strikes again

[last valve]

2001? Striking?
Better not include a pair of really tall buildings

[worn halo]

🍤

[wintry fog]

the twin spires of tertium

[somber stream]

Guess i'm having shrimp for lunch

[inland mantle]

Consignment yard can get 4 in the starting area very fun if you kill them it's more or less a free modifier tho since there can only be a max of 5 rituals

[elder stone]

Not so shrimple now

[urban beacon]

is there a roadmap out?

[inland mantle]

FS doesnt do roadmaps

[urban beacon]

i see.

[somber stream]

I'm prawning my way through the day

[elder stone]

Good boy you do that

[sleek harness]

Loosh what the fuck

Thats literally the first thing I see

What have general chat become...

[brazen pelican]

:3

[nocturne bloom]

crashed

@brazen pelican

[wintry fog]

Not even an epipen can save FS if they touch any form of commitment.

[brazen pelican]

Same.

[nocturne bloom]

so cute

[brazen pelican]

We're samesies! <3

[sleek harness]

Saltzpyre fanboy can I tell you the truth

[elder stone]

Can you 2 kiss already geez

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me 😕

[somber stream]

Im sure

[sleek harness]

Probably malo idk

[brazen pelican]

[halcyon glen]

Who is malo

[fair bridge]

yeah who the fuck is malo

[sleek harness]

Are you blind?

[fair bridge]

who is blind?

[halcyon glen]

E

What’s malo

[fair bridge]

yea

[sleek harness]

Blind is Dirty

[fair bridge]

i'm cooking up some hash browns right now

gonna have some toast

might get fucked up and have a little cookie afterward

maybe an oreo im fuckin crazy

[sleek harness]

Make oreo cake

[halcyon glen]

Love is lost, lost is love

[low hemlock]

U were too bussy building a didgeridoo-hickey device to realize soon enough…..

Rat-man

[fair bridge]

he was too WHAT??????????

[sleek harness]

Buss yourself

[nocturne bloom]

ill buss

[low hemlock]

[somber stream]

It's too early in the morning for this kind of mind-numbling convo

[low hemlock]

on skibidi

[somber stream]

I'm out of coffee, send help

[nocturne bloom]

buss on command even

[sleek harness]

Do not

[brazen pelican]

I could trade one of my Monsters in exchange for headpats. :3

[halcyon glen]

People judge people on screens nowadays

[nocturne bloom]

which one

[halcyon glen]

Back when we were young, everyone one was judged on what they’d done

[somber stream]

Deal

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me 😕

[somber stream]

🫳

[brazen pelican]

The most masculine one. Strawberry Dreams.

[nocturne bloom]

oh, i drank that one an hour ago lol

[brazen pelican]

Store nearby sold them for 80 cents per can.

I bought a few.

[somber stream]

I'm sorry, you'rea femboy now

[nocturne bloom]

just order by the pallet ez

[brazen pelican]

You bought one with headpats just now. So I guess you are one now, as well?

[nocturne bloom]

twink

[somber stream]

I have yet to consume any

[brazen pelican]

But you paid in femboy currency.

[somber stream]

Whuh?

Pats are femboy currency?

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

100%.

[halcyon glen]

Sybau

[elder stone]

I heard femboys?

[nocturne bloom]

among other things

[somber stream]

Well screw me dead then, been patting my cat since the dawn of time

[brazen pelican]

Your cat is a femboy.

[somber stream]

Actually yes

[tame hemlock]

I'm so sick and tired of final toll and encroaching garden combo on 90% of havocs

[somber stream]

I'm quite certain of it

[elder stone]

give him thighhighs

I know you have them on standby

[brazen pelican]

And since it is a cat it is automatically a cutie. =^.^=

[sleek harness]

As we can see, Slaanesh's brain has been corrupted with too much Nurgle's soup

She has the IQ of uhhhhhh idk bug

[brazen pelican]

Femboy soup is definitely a Slaaneshi beverage.

[sleek harness]

Slaanesh, you are the god of pleasure

[lilac crag]

what is

[brazen pelican]

Why, thank you. <3

[sleek harness]

Not the god of making people into gay men

[brazen pelican]

You are describing pleasure, though?

[sleek harness]

Its not pleasure using feminine clothes

Its style

[lilac crag]

skaven

[sleek harness]

Yes?

[brazen pelican]

Have you tried?

[lilac crag]

that's indulgent in style

[sleek harness]

Excuse me?

[somber stream]

A rat trying to explain to a Slaanesh cultist what pleasure is

[lilac crag]

Lumi get the sword

[nocturne bloom]

clearly arent a thighhigh footjob enjoyer

[sleek harness]

No, its Slaanesh herself

[lilac crag]

i don't know which one we are slaying but one of them is being slayed

[sleek harness]

Believe me

[brazen pelican]

Shit, they're onto me...

I mean, no, I am Alpharius.

[somber stream]

I don't even know what it is tbh

Fighting for the Emprah so eh

[brazen pelican]

What is the Emperor's Children's warcry again?

[sleek harness]

You mean football socks?

[somber stream]

Uhhh, that's above my paygrade

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

what is within your paygrade

[sleek harness]

Dude calls it thigs

[lilac crag]

better question, can I hire you?

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

[halcyon glen]

He's so divine, his soul shines

[somber stream]

Guard stuff, what thee need?

[gilded socket]

Hi licght

[sleek harness]

Licht is a trap

[silent depot]

clicks chat see what folks are talking about tonight, stares in confused Ogryn, sighs and nods.

[lilac crag]

do you know how to make gifts for Regiment captains

[somber stream]

Define 'trap', rodent

[gilded socket]

Femboy

[halcyon glen]

The skaven is so rude and naughty today

[sleek harness]

Thing that leads you to bad path

[gilded socket]

Do something about it

[sleek harness]

Cunt

[lilac crag]

WOAH

[somber stream]

Yes cunt is allowed

[halcyon glen]

Sooth this man

[lilac crag]

say that again

[somber stream]

Cunt

[lilac crag]

lich I'm not paying you to say can't

cunt*

[sleek harness]

You fear British insults?

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me

[somber stream]

Who said i'm working?

[lilac crag]

British in general

[sleek harness]

Never had tea

[gilded socket]

Kiss the rat

[south jetty]

30

[halcyon glen]

Tea is balm to the soul won’t you agree

[sleek harness]

Never went hand to hand with a crocodile

[south jetty]

I'm finally done with work!!!!

[somber stream]

They like result

[sleek harness]

Though I believe this is Australian trope ngl

[somber stream]

So just bring victories and they'll open up to you in no time

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

Why don't you kiss someone yourself?

[gilded socket]

I do

[sleek harness]

What

[south jetty]

lmao

[halcyon glen]

Dead man walking

[south jetty]

Do not the rat

[gilded socket]

Yea

I get busy

So what

[south jetty]

It means nothing

[sleek harness]

I am very confuse

But I shall not tell reason

As it is classified

[halcyon glen]

Who will weep for the skaven slaves whose children are too young to understand and their skaven wives already forced to another skaven man? Spit upon their poor souls

[south jetty]

Whitney Chewston as a skaven

[orchid skiff]

the lies..

[sleek harness]

Who's Whitney Chewston

[south jetty]

known for her owners pretending she's homophobic by making memes of her with that theme

[gilded socket]

Why would i tell you people

[south jetty]

"I know what you are"

[orchid skiff]

you just did

[south jetty]

Well even if people do "get busy" it's nothing special. That's like someone saying they did dishes or took a shower

I just did dishes btw

time to take a shower

[somber stream]

I too, get busy

Daily, even

[south jetty]

I get busy 5 days a week (wageslave)

[gilded socket]

Hi Livhvtyfcjugb

[somber stream]

HI henlo

[halcyon glen]

I’m a gooner

[sleek harness]

Licht its a trap

[gilded socket]

No doubt

[halcyon glen]

I can’t give everything away

[south jetty]

good job

here's a mop

[lilac crag]

can I attack you with it

[gilded socket]

No

[lilac crag]

yes, captain...

[gilded socket]

Do a flip

[lilac crag]

yes, captain...

[gilded socket]

[south jetty]

I've already seen people try to use a broom the wrong way today. No. Go mop

[elder merlin]

Im 33

[elder stone]

old

ancient

yap yap

[lilac crag]

Lucy!!!!!

[elder merlin]

So will you be, someday

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[south jetty]

For some reason I thought you were 28 but I also may have been high

[somber stream]

No that's me

Turning 28 today

[south jetty]

grow up

[lilac crag]

Old and wise, weak to summer heat

[halcyon glen]

I’m 8 years old my mother gave me a phone when I was three

[gilded socket]

You’re 18

You’re up there with them

[lilac crag]

what

nuhuh

[halcyon glen]

When I was young people were judged by wheat we’d done but now you pick them on a screen

[sleek harness]

Turns out when she becomes 33 you probably will be 48

Still ancient

[elder merlin]

Not sure about wise, but definitely weak to the heat

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

I gurantee you this, grandpa

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

It’s the heart’s filthy lesson

Sitting in the laugh hotel

[south jetty]

I'm resistant to the summer heat. Maybe you'll be built different

[sleek harness]

Paul I got a question

[halcyon glen]

It’s the diamond friendly

[elder stone]

18 gang 🤝

[gilded socket]

Paul is grandpa in a good way

[south jetty]

But I also work outside so maybe I just gained a resistance

[lilac crag]

🤝 that's why you're my oomfie

[elder stone]

[sleek harness]

Was it me who started to call you old man, and then everyone decided to also call you old after you revealed that your age is 33

[elder stone]

Real meets Real

[elder stone]

Collective

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[south jetty]

I get called old man by a lot of my friends

[sleek harness]

How old are you?

[south jetty]

30 !!!!

[sleek harness]

I swear you are below 33 you don't deserve being called old-

[somber stream]

Damn

[sleek harness]

[gilded socket]

Fat

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[south jetty]

It's mostly how I use the Internet, tech, and my gaming habits

[somber stream]

Most people in the 90s are in their 30s now anyway

[orchid skiff]

facebook and flip phone?

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[south jetty]

No Facebook. Almost no social media at all save this and Tumblr

I have an MP3 player

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[lilac crag]

Wait is this meant to enforce you're old

I thought MP3s were cool

[south jetty]

No. Everyone streams everything now

[sleek harness]

Who uses a MP3 in 2025?

[gilded socket]

Fat

[elder merlin]

Probably

[south jetty]

Me you fucker

[lilac crag]

man you guys are mean

mp3s are awesome

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

this is slander

[sleek harness]

Who are you

I foggot

[south jetty]

Your worst nightmare

[tawny grail]

are you some kind of flac enjoyer

[elder stone]

I use mp3 for my music

[elder merlin]

I used to have a old mini ipod, but lost it last year

[sleek harness]

No my worse nightmare was I dream I had some years ago

[south jetty]

i like MP3 player because Spotify keeps updating to fight the special patch units

[sleek harness]

I was walking down a hallway

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[lilac crag]

It's come to my attention you have charisma

[south jetty]

It was my fault

[sleek harness]

Looked like one of thoses from the backrooms

[gilded socket]

Fat

[sleek harness]

Then I saw my grandma and my cousin

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[south jetty]

Why are you calling him fat

I'm the fat one!

[orchid skiff]

how fat

[gilded socket]

Slim

[somber stream]

Diana wants some attention

[elder stone]

Brazil is the backrooms

[lilac crag]

cause he's a fat rat ( affectionately )

[south jetty]

a lot

[sleek harness]

Then my grandma told me to come into a room and sit on a chair, where I would have to separate ropes and snakes from a bucket

[gilded socket]

Fat

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[sleek harness]

If it was a rope I put it on the table

If it was a snake I threw behind me

[gilded socket]

Fat

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[sleek harness]

Then I kept doing it until I decide to look behind and a snake jumped at my face

[gilded socket]

Fat

[sleek harness]

Thats the only weird dream I can remember

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[gilded socket]

Fat

[somber stream]

The joke got old

Move on

[heavy root]

I know Arbites recently came out, but is there a roadmap or "next big update" to come this year?

[sleek harness]

Says the Redditor looking ass and the purple dinosaur edgy fan

[gilded socket]

Fat

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[thick coyote]

There's never a road map

[elder stone]

God I hate minors

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

Loosh what do you think of my dream?

[heavy root]

and some event where they show whats next for the game?

[lilac crag]

I thought it was awesome but you would never ask me what I thought

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[lilac crag]

:(

[nocturne bloom]

🤢

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sleek harness]

I didn't knew you were in chat

[orchid skiff]

you hate me

[lilac crag]

I'm always around here

[elder stone]

You are a minor????

[elder merlin]

Amateur

[lilac crag]

hehe...

[orchid skiff]

loosh suddenly sweating

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me

[gilded socket]

This is gay asf

[nocturne bloom]

you are at least kissing 30

[orchid skiff]

😭

[elder stone]

Obsessed with kissing

[elder stone]

nah

[elder merlin]

Had a similar dream, but i was opening doors until eventually i opened one and a zombie jumped out at me

[elder stone]

unless you like

[halcyon glen]

Kiss me

[elder stone]

14

[nocturne bloom]

wanna practice

[sleek harness]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY AMATEUR?

[elder stone]

Sure I guess

[lilac crag]

my goat doesn't know the concept of stress!!!

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[elder merlin]

I woke up freaked out and the face was ingrained in my head for a minute or so

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Hi Paul purveyor of yuri

[silver mango]

I had a dream last night where I was piloting a big ass titan

[orchid skiff]

it's all good as long as i'm 15 !

[silver mango]

It was very cool

[lilac crag]

what

dude I should punt you

[silver mango]

Little baby

[nocturne bloom]

30

[sleek harness]

Even Maxine moved on from this joke

[halcyon glen]

[orchid skiff]

😭

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[sleek harness]

And she still insists in calling me gay

[nocturne bloom]

i know what you are

[halcyon glen]

Toe the line, or else you’ll wind up just like Hank

[halcyon glen]

Gay

[orchid skiff]

pretty and kissable?

[silver mango]

Anyways I don't respect opinions of anyone younger than Black Ops 1

[nocturne bloom]

its ok, i like hags too

[gilded socket]

Old women

Chef’s kiss

[halcyon glen]

[orchid skiff]

i'd expect nothing less from you

[gilded socket]

Im the Emperor’s gift to humanity

[lilac crag]

I'm Khorne's gift

[gilded socket]

Gay

[silver mango]

I'm the Omnissiah's gift

[halcyon glen]

Where is Hank?

[lilac crag]

not angry just always doing side quests of various confronting levels

[gilded socket]

Bust

[silver mango]

A nut

[elder stone]

You cant use MY traits as yours

[sleek harness]

You are the tech support

[gilded socket]

Great minds think alike

[south jetty]

[lilac crag]

preaching oomfie

[gilded socket]

Im based asf

[silver mango]

Yes

Have you tried human sacrifices to appease the machine spirit

[halcyon glen]

Bust up rat bag

[halcyon glen]

Haha charade you are

[sleek harness]

Susie pfp

[gilded socket]

Load or 2

[gilded socket]

3 or 4

[halcyon glen]

House proud town mouse

[real socket]

suser

[elder stone]

At least take me out to dinner first...sheesh Im flattered

[lilac crag]

sorry I'm like horrible at this stuff let's play darktide sometime instead

[somber stream]

Try flirting while serving the emperor

Works 7 out of 10 times

[lilac crag]

I don't flirt as much as I show people I care about their well being constantly

[gilded socket]

Simp

[orchid skiff]

Simp

[lilac crag]

I am a fool to empathy

[gilded socket]

Gay

[orchid skiff]

Homosexual

[lilac crag]

rewdy don't even

[sleek harness]

Seer brains explode after flirting with a random Zealot instead of his Beloved Emperor

[lilac crag]

I wanna shoot you

you fit into a tshirt launcher

[orchid skiff]

ur american for sure

[gilded socket]

Homoerectus

[somber stream]

Emp is a tsun confirmed

[elder stone]

UHMMMMM hes ROMANIAN

GET IT RIGHT

[indigo dock]

Hereticus

[lilac crag]

thanks oomf

[orchid skiff]

same thing

[lilac crag]

see who knows me

🔥

[lilac crag]

oh I almost wanna curse you out

[gilded socket]

Romanian bruzz

[elder stone]

Drum bun, drum bun, tobă bate
Drum bun, bravi români
Ura!

[lilac crag]

Ura!

[tame hemlock]

finally found a lobby without final toll and encroaching garden hoooly fuck that was refreshing

[gilded socket]

Get hit with ragequitters are trash talkers

[sleek harness]

Dude you could have just played with me and Paul

Loser

[somber stream]

Rat

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[somber stream]

Can ye do high Havoc

[gilded socket]

Fat

Rat

[sleek harness]

Never did 40 Havoc because I don't give a shit

[gilded socket]

Rat

[sleek harness]

[gilded socket]

Fat

[lilac crag]

Maxine no more

[gilded socket]

Nuh

[sleek harness]

Indeed

Thanks for saying that for me

[somber stream]

Just regular havoc is fine

Need me the armour, how is your ping to Europe?

[sleek harness]

300

[lilac crag]

hey if you need an European havoc doer

I'm uh

[somber stream]

[lilac crag]

I think I'm pretty good at havoc

[gilded socket]

Not available for 5 hour lol

[somber stream]

Alright Alex, let's party sometime

[lilac crag]

YAAAYYY

[lilac crag]

also yes this is true I'm in a bus rn

[elder merlin]

Everyone knows you dont turn around

[gilded socket]

Buss

[elder merlin]

Y

[somber stream]

Yeah im working as well nw, client is tearing me a new one

[sleek harness]

Huh

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

But Paul... isn't that you?

[somber stream]

OH SHIT wait we can't play today

[sleek harness]

EXACTLY

Dude is lazy to see his back

[lilac crag]

it's okay I need to settle in a new place BUT I will friend you for the purpose of having me on hand for havoc any other time

[somber stream]

Have an arrangement with Loosh to play HD2, new Warbond today

[elder merlin]

Huh? I wasnt the snake that jumped at his face when he turned around

[lilac crag]

PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!

[somber stream]

Very good, here is my Fatfish code
4483408785

[sleek harness]

I think she means in game and real life

No in dream dimension though

[somber stream]

You are welcome to join the party

[elder merlin]

Everyone knows you dont turn around, its a tale as old as time, there was literally a greek myth where a guy turned around and lost his wife because of it. Bad things happen when you turn around in unfamiliar situations

[lilac crag]

this is awesome

[brazen pelican]

"Snake". Now I'm thinking about Fulgrim, again. :3

[elder stone]

This has 2 meanings

[fiery wave]

More like you up stick+right trigger.

[sleek harness]

Venom Snake

[elder stone]

Ill try to play in the morning tomorrow when I can

[dark wedge]

[lilac crag]

you have the freedom to make of it what you will

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[elder merlin]

Whats that do?

[somber stream]

If you have some other plan then it's okay as well

Can just reschedule

[elder stone]

I have no plan other than gym in the afternoon

[lilac crag]

warbond!!!

[elder stone]

and I am open every day of the week

[somber stream]

Grand

[brazen pelican]

You're not thinking of Lot's wife?

[fiery wave]

Fwuffy, halp. Paul forgot his controller controls even.

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[lilac crag]

Also Orpheus mention

this is why I like you grandpa

[gilded socket]

Sadge

[dark wedge]

Today was long and tiring. I hope the rest of you faired better than I. How goes the fight for Tertium?

[lilac crag]

I like u too

[elder merlin]

Who the hell is Lot? Wait, is that the dudes with the two daughters that got him drunk and raped him, so they could give him sons?

[sleek harness]

Amnesia is kicking in

[lilac crag]

[gilded socket]

Guh?

[fiery wave]

Old man forgetti.

[brazen pelican]

Well, when they left Sodom and Gomorrah, she ignored the command and turned around and got turned into a pillar of salt.

[orchid skiff]

I've almost freed it

[elder merlin]

Im talkin about a greek myth where a guy traveled to the underworld to reclaim his wife's soul and struck a bargain with Hades, he could have his wife's soul and return to the land of the living, but if he ever turned around before they got to that point, his wife's soul would be lost and remain in the underworld. Dude turned around at the homestretch and lost his wife's soul.

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Paul I did something that will make you proud

[brazen pelican]

Oh yeah, that does ring a bell.

[sleek harness]

I blocked guy

[elder merlin]

Shut up

[elder merlin]

On what?

Why?

[sleek harness]

Guy

Guy

[lilac crag]

skaven speaks truth

[brazen pelican]

Guy-Man? Bro-dude?

[somber stream]

Rat bloked me, it's so over

[sleek harness]

You are more than guy

Because you are

Uhhhhhhhhhhh whats more about you than being gay?

Helldiver 2 fan?

[halcyon glen]

Why did you block me

[somber stream]

Very flattering, i'm still going to burn your entire family rat

[sleek harness]

Annoying

[halcyon glen]

Why

[worn halo]

[sleek harness]

Thought you called me a good person in DMs

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me

[nocturne bloom]

Rats triggered tonight I see

[somber stream]

No i said Good rat

Like, specifically the rat bit

[sleek harness]

Person*

[halcyon glen]

Fat

[sleek harness]

Calling me good rat is already weird

[lilac crag]

woah

[silver mango]

But you are a rat

[sleek harness]

AAAAAAGH

[halcyon glen]

Fat rat

[somber stream]

See?

[silver mango]

Rat

[halcyon glen]

Bust up rat bag

[silver mango]

Rodent, even

[halcyon glen]

Haha charade you are

[somber stream]

Vermin, most likely

[halcyon glen]

Fucked up old hag

Haha charade you are

[sleek harness]

I am going to real with you, I am not comfortable anymore with your jokes

I request you to stop

[silver mango]

Rat

[halcyon glen]

It’s just a lyric

[sleek harness]

For god sake

[halcyon glen]

E

[sleek harness]

I DON'T FUCKIN CARE

YOU ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

[silver mango]

Rat crashout

[somber stream]

Valid though

[sleek harness]

Always annoying

[halcyon glen]

Why so angry boy? Go play some more versus, you weirdo

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[sleek harness]

Can't he be more human?

[halcyon glen]

I am an ape men with metal parts

[sleek harness]

Think about the joke

See if the person actual likes

[elder merlin]

Shut up

[sleek harness]

Before repeating it over and over

[halcyon glen]

At least somebody up there likes me 😖

[sleek harness]

Just shut up

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

For god fuckin sake

[silver mango]

[grave plaza]

No pay yay today

[halcyon glen]

So rude

[elder merlin]

Skitarri class gonna release at end of the year, trust me

[silver mango]

Source: it came to me in a dream

[elder merlin]

Sounds like psyker heresy

[silver mango]

Anyways rashuns are now at half servings due to shortages

[elder merlin]

Get 'em, bois