general-chat

[warm jay]

What doctor have you been going to

[dry pebble]

Back then?

[final herald]

primal...

[modest flume]

Well, they were made for helping women give birth via c-section, so

[dry pebble]

Woah

[obtuse hornet]

You mean YOUR GF?

[dry pebble]

Oh what are they called in english

[obtuse hornet]

I'm so back. I had a technical problem

[warm jay]

THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE ALIVE

[modest flume]

Chainsaw, you know, VROOM VROOM lumberjack

The preferred weapon of the Scrake

IYKYK

[obtuse hornet]

Look...carry on and I'll have to get Grongo to have some words with you

[dry pebble]

No no its another thing, the things that clip two papers togheter and were made to quickly close soldiers wounds in war

Now they are an office equipment

[modest flume]

Stapler

[dry pebble]

YES

[warm jay]

Hah, that hunk of flesh could barely see his feet, Francis would skin him alive

[modest flume]

I understand

When you speak multiple languages, you can't remember things from any of them

[final herald]

why are the enforcer helmets so damn big

[dry pebble]

You get my suffering king

[obtuse hornet]

Ok that's just not on. He's big but he's not Weird Al big

[dry pebble]

Also best killing floor enemy

[warm jay]

He's big enough!

[obtuse hornet]

Is that another one of your interpretations is it?

[warm jay]

Hey! You say all sorts of stuff when surrounded by poxwalkers, maybe you should try it some day. Y'know? Actually do something for once!

[dry pebble]

Actual size of helmets irl

The enforcers got low tech

[modest flume]

You dropped this, king 🫱 👑

[obtuse hornet]

And maybe you should try having fun every once in a while

[warm jay]

Hah, so typical of you Thatczer. You've lost, admit it.

[dry pebble]

Can you two kiss already

[obtuse hornet]

Lost what? My will to live?

[mental shuttle]

hey guys i have issues with multiplayer ... is that the right channel ?

[warm jay]

This argument, as if that couldn't have been more clear.

[obtuse hornet]

That's in the DLC ||(It's not being released either)||

[dry pebble]

#🎒support-issues i guess thats what you looking for

[warm jay]

"Either"? I think you mean "yet"

We'll get there, don't worry ❤️

[elder stone]

God I wish I was asked

[obtuse hornet]

DON'T SAY THAT! THEY'LL WANT THE DLC NOW

[warm jay]

Well hurry up then! I'm on the Mourningstar

[dry pebble]

Want me to ask your harem

[elder stone]

Yes

[dry pebble]

@nocturne bloom @brazen pelican @orchid skiff When are you guys kissing loosh

[elder stone]

🫦

[brazen pelican]

I'm in a harem?

Nice.

[obtuse hornet]

You just want to turn the it into the Moaningstar. Grendyl will hear about this!

[dry pebble]

See that isnt too bad

[low hemlock]

ATTENTION‼️

🎵🎶Nathan & Bubonic sitting in a tree‼️🎶🎵

🎼🎵K I S S I N G‼️🎶🎼

[nocturne bloom]

Every 15 minutes in dms

[warm jay]

Hah! As if he'd ever listen to you

[elder stone]

We could add Licht as a seasonal character

[dry pebble]

The thought of Maul singing this

[modest flume]

This server is so wholesome, look how many couples are forming

[dry pebble]

Even quadrouples!

[obtuse hornet]

Of course he would! What does he sound like again?

[modest flume]

idgaf what people say, Darktide is literally matchmaking right now

[dry pebble]

Im not familiar with all the lore

[elder stone]

The lore rivals 40k

[modest flume]

That's like double the couple per couple

[dry pebble]

Very efficient

[brazen pelican]

They'd probably mumble about heresy or some stupid shit like that.

[warm jay]

Asking me? How should I know. Hadron's the only one who ever talks to me

Not that I want her to

Doubt she wants to either

[obtuse hornet]

I'm sure she only has nice things to say

[modest flume]

People simply hate what they don't understand, and they need to

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

[nocturne bloom]

I wish hadron would beat me senseless while calling me a good varlet

[dry pebble]

Calm down

[warm jay]

If she'd actually spend less time cursing at me and more time repairing the accursed data interrogators, we'd actually make good progress

[warm jay]

Oh that's not in the Lex-

[elder stone]

Yo

[elfin pagoda]

are you ok

[dry pebble]

Its her normal

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[brazen pelican]

It not being in the Lex would technically mean it is legal, no?

[warm jay]

Idk I'm not a good Arbitrator

Ask @obtuse hornet

[obtuse hornet]

ATTENTION BLOCK FODDER

[dry pebble]

The Fatalist in action

[nocturne bloom]

I want hadron to ridicule me for my shortcomings and imperfections while showing me who the real boss is

[onyx musk]

I almost have the havoc helmet and chest

[obtuse hornet]

Why would I know?

[onyx musk]

i just need 12 more matches

[brazen pelican]

Attention, citizen. Multiple third-party individuals have reported one, or more, of your recent actions as being inappropriate.

[warm jay]

You're the one who always talks about the Lex, thought you should know

[onyx musk]

the lex is the lex

[obtuse hornet]

I know that the Lex is the Lex

[dry pebble]

Twinsies

[obtuse hornet]

Never claimed I knew what was in the Lex

[modest flume]

What's under it, even

[dry pebble]

What is the lex made of

[elder stone]

Does the shop reset this week or next week

[nocturne bloom]

Next

[dry pebble]

Next

[elder stone]

FFFFFFUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[warm jay]

They should really make the Lex reading mandatory at the Scholarum

[final herald]

I'll show u a lex reading

[nocturne bloom]

As you wish

[elder stone]

Woah owah owah woah

[obtuse hornet]

IDK the Lex? Duh

[gilded socket]

Resty

[brazen pelican]

What if Tzeentch cursed you and you can only write, not read?

[warm jay]

Then I shall write my own Lex

[final herald]

chapter master

open 73 fandom wiki pages on this man's PC at the SAME time

[brazen pelican]

Smart.

[elder stone]

Let Jesus take the wheel and write what you think is right

[warm jay]

I shall have someone else read it out loud to me, then I shall rewrite it so I can remember it

[obtuse hornet]

Ohno

[gilded socket]

Snugged up in bed straight bed rotting

[obtuse hornet]

Harrier Du Bois lex😭

[warm jay]

"Oh no" is right, you're gonna be mentioned in a loooooooooooooot of chapters

[elder stone]

kms

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ultimate-custom-night-fandom-adblocker-scaruluar-gif-8723645975549106271

[obtuse hornet]

Why? What did I do?

[brazen pelican]

Rule 1. Blåhaj to every reject.

There is no rule 2.

[modest flume]

You FOOL

[elfin pagoda]

if ur hoping for new arbites cosmetics keep hoping

[modest flume]

I have over 2 thousand tabs open

[elfin pagoda]

at best we getting a recolor

[warm jay]

You're gonna have to drop down in Tertium with me to find out

[final herald]

nice link

[elder stone]

At worst we get bent

[dry pebble]

Hope is the first step on the road to disapointment. Red coat for you

[obtuse hornet]

Belisarius Cawl:

[dry pebble]

Get with the embed fails sweetie its culture

[warm jay]

Red coat? Grrrrrrrrrr the British.....

[obtuse hornet]

NOOONONONONON

[gilded socket]

I like this lex

[dry pebble]

For the lecks

[gilded socket]

The licks

[modest flume]

Those dang lex offenders offending the lex

[elfin pagoda]

sesbian lex

[gilded socket]

Real

[brazen pelican]

Look at all these Lex addicts.

[elder stone]

hi

[warm jay]

Don't act distant now. You're level 30 for a reason

[elder stone]

Freaktium

[warm jay]

Drop it down Slaaneshi style in Freaktium

[obtuse hornet]

Lex offenders? Ohhh ohno

[warm jay]

With the Freakwalkers whilst being engulfed in freaks by the Dreg freakers

[warm jay]

The Sextus Minoris Lex offenders

[modest flume]

Lex offenders vs Lex defenders

[obtuse hornet]

Will the Beast of freak be there?

[warm jay]

If we're lucky

[modest flume]

The Freak of Nurgle

A rapidly spinning BoN

[solar wind]

pfft

[warm jay]

But I know Freakron Omega is definitely gonna be there

[obtuse hornet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elfin pagoda]

instead of varlet she calls u freak

[warm jay]

Freaklet

[gilded socket]

Sesbian lex with my lexmates

Lexbuilding activities

[modest flume]

[stone ferry]

Chat getting weird again

[thick coyote]

Lexmaniacs are at it again

[dry pebble]

Instead of for the lex, we say for the sex. Instead of Lexmates, they are sexmates. Insted of Lex Ofenders, we call them

[obtuse hornet]

No it's getting good

[short shard]

So when is arbites getting nerfed?

[elfin pagoda]

im lexmaxxing

[warm jay]

I'm lexxing it

[elder stone]

Lexxing it

Holy shit

[warm jay]

Wow

[modest flume]

Whenever you take the dog

[warm jay]

Great minds do think alike

[elder stone]

I guess we have to kiss now

[gilded socket]

We all lexxing it

[elder stone]

No not you

[warm jay]

No, we have to lex it

[obtuse hornet]

None of you are lexxing hard enough

[elfin pagoda]

and by it i mean

[elder stone]

Fair nuth

[elfin pagoda]

hehe

[thick coyote]

It's already nerfed

[gilded socket]

Lexxing it rn with gang

[thick coyote]

Iirc two keystones are half working

[warm jay]

At the Mourninstar straight up lexxing it, and by it, hehe, I mean my Shock Maul

[dry pebble]

Does this mean the lexmates are a circlejerk

[elfin pagoda]

why do arbites got so many mauls

[elder stone]

Lex orgy

[elfin pagoda]

are they lexing them

[warm jay]

Because God wasn't generous enough when we were born

[thick coyote]

They wouldn't have enough weapons without it

[dry pebble]

Get them lex offenders for stopping the Group lex

[gilded socket]

They lex

[thick coyote]

Also the whole

[elfin pagoda]

imperium mandated lexxing session

[thick coyote]

Non lethal weapon

Thing

[warm jay]

Yeah very non lethal

[modest flume]

The Maul has to maul maulers, how can the Maul maul maulers without mauls? Come on now, basic Lexwork

[thick coyote]

💀

[obtuse hornet]

In my Arbifreaker uniform right now lexxing it Sefreaky

[warm jay]

Without me? Seriously?

[obtuse hornet]

Yuh, Malcador demanded it

[gilded socket]

Im lexxxing it im lexxing it soooo goood

[warm jay]

Well I'm coming over, you better be lexxed up

[short shard]

Lexbrained lexxers can't handle that the lex is gonna need them again soon

[gilded socket]

Abatatukexxxxx

[dry pebble]

Im starting to believe some of you are lexing irl now

[obtuse hornet]

I've already lexxed

[elder stone]

Too much 18+ content consumed by this one

[warm jay]

Hm, I don't remember you lexxing that quickly.

[dry pebble]

Pot kettle black

[warm jay]

Why is it black

What'd you do it

[obtuse hornet]

Yep

It's done

[elfin pagoda]

a bit of projection right there lexmate

[obtuse hornet]

Wrap it up

[tired steeple]

they should never have added a skull mouth-mask btw

[civic otter]

hmmm, why do i keep getting name validation faled? this is the same name i use on every character

[tired steeple]

all the little coke addict cod kids wear it and it's the least looking 40k thing in the game

[gilded socket]

Dreamybull makes saxophone covers now lol

[elfin pagoda]

idk i would argue some of the twitch drops are worse

[warm jay]

They should add Nicky Minaj next, make it official

[dry pebble]

Its a server error. It isnt permanent, have you tried restarting?

[civic otter]

thanks, i will

[tired steeple]

I missed them

what are they like

[dry pebble]

Purple

Ugly

Useless

[tired steeple]

oh cause twitch

[elfin pagoda]

purple looking toys

[tired steeple]

that's pretty lazy lol

[warm jay]

He reads the Lex now?

[brazen pelican]

Purple, you say?

[tired steeple]

sm2 had twitch drops and they were pretty good

[thick coyote]

Ourple

[obtuse hornet]

NGL, skull masks are overrated anyway...and there's already enough skulls in this game

[tired steeple]

there is

I finally got a second outfit for my vet with the infiltrator armour

[dry pebble]

In a bad McDonald's grimace way

[gilded socket]

Be does

[tired steeple]

best part? I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING A STEALTH BUILD ANYMORE OS IT DOESN'T FIT

[gilded socket]

Ooo purp

[final herald]

nice link

[elfin pagoda]

in a fight right?

[civic otter]

they were good but it was stuff that should've been there already tbh. Making a MkVIII Errant helm design and sticking ravenwing logo on it with no removable option is questionable at best

[dry pebble]

What?

[final herald]

ice mink

[gilded socket]

I fought a engine

[tired steeple]

should I play more darktide or lay in bed for a bit and get food

[gilded socket]

And won

[tired steeple]

I agree

[warm jay]

Alright varlets, I'm signing off. I shall return tomorrow.

[gilded socket]

Both, rotmaxx

[tired steeple]

they eventually let us have the mkvIII

[obtuse hornet]

You can't just switch out the perks and use the saved template thing?

[warm jay]

I hope to see all you lexfreaks again

[elder stone]

Lex it

[tired steeple]

oh no I just played the stealth build for penances

so I went back to my old build

[obtuse hornet]

Ohhm

[gilded socket]

Ah lex it, we need to karkin kill em

[warm jay]

@obtuse hornet If I see you here again, I'm blacking your pot kettle or whatever the other guy said

[civic otter]

yet sadly, it has questionable design features by itself, i liked the ravenwing variant considerably more. the basic one has a black eye, especially noticeable on white paint 😬

[tired steeple]

oh cringe

[elfin pagoda]

what if she wasnt called sister prine but freak prine and you had to do lex seshs instead of penances

[tired steeple]

did they ever drop a beak helmet

I didn't wanna buy one

[obtuse hornet]

What are you on about now? Huhhh

[gilded socket]

Preach

[obtuse hornet]

I don't DO kettles

[tired steeple]

I do yo mama

[warm jay]

That is the biggest lie you've ever told me

Start diggin in yo butt twin

[dry pebble]

Hey uh Mr Rannick, Freaker Prine is doing workplace harassment again

[gilded socket]

I wanna go to sleep again

[gilded socket]

Thats her duties

[dry pebble]

You just woke up

[gilded socket]

It was peaceful

[obtuse hornet]

NO!?! I only have pot!

No kettles around here

Nuh uh

[warm jay]

Hm, should I ask SGM Morrow what he thinks of that statement?

[thick coyote]

[obtuse hornet]

Sure, he's my G anyway and a propper top man. He'll understand

[thick coyote]

She does want to touch you

With consent

[warm jay]

Continue this lingo and I'll actually blow my brains out

[obtuse hornet]

What lingo bingo bongo? There's only my ops around these parts. You don't know owt about the SGM like I do

[gilded socket]

This bed calls me

[warm jay]

Yeah that's it.

[obtuse hornet]

Sleeping isn't even reall anyway

I've barely slept all week and I'm doing fine! Just fine...cerntainly

[gilded socket]

Still she calls

[obtuse hornet]

They're making telepathic beds now in order to read your thoughts now I see😔

[gilded socket]

Its an abusive relationship

[warm jay]

Does the bed beat you or something 😭

[gilded socket]

Doesn’t let me go

[warm jay]

Yeah you should try "standing up"

[elder stone]

It’s a 40k fan

Standing up is outside the usual routine

[gilded socket]

Nah

[warm jay]

Oooh yeah, forgot where I am for a second

[stone ferry]

Good evening gentlemen

What is going on here

[obtuse hornet]

People are trying to sleep on an abusive bed

[warm jay]

You come around like a bad habit

[tired steeple]

WOOOOO IT'S DONE

[obtuse hornet]

People still believe in the myth of sleeping

[stone ferry]

Abusive bed? What is that?

[warm jay]

It's like an abusive partner, but it's a bed

[tribal yarrow]

i have arrived home, i can try to summon ainz and kill these twins

[stone ferry]

Dam

I would put a gif here but i cant

[elder merlin]

Kill this guy

[stone ferry]

Which guy

[gilded socket]

Hi paul

[warm jay]

Yeah, this guy, kill him with hammers. Right there/

[obtuse hornet]

You and your damn gifs😔

[stone ferry]

I like gifs😔

[gilded socket]

Its me your favorite transbian

[warm jay]

Wolfer's got trans Moebians now? Damn

[thick coyote]

Nothing ever happens

[elder merlin]

You

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[obtuse hornet]

I knew it!

I knew he was chill like that

[gilded socket]

No you karkin idiot i lead the Moebian 155th sworn loyalty to the Imperium of Man

[stone ferry]

I would put a gif here again but i cant

[gilded socket]

How goes

[elder stone]

The imperium is a failed state🗣️

[modest flume]

It can't be a failure if it still exists

[warm jay]

There's the edit, thought it meant a whole other thing for a second

[obtuse hornet]

AGAIN

[modest flume]

(literally TOMORROW is the day it fails )

[obtuse hornet]

Oh finally

I can send images now

[modest flume]

Sure you can, deal with no embeds

[stone ferry]

THE EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!

[obtuse hornet]

Off to the minis channel I go

[elder stone]

Hello slut

[warm jay]

Oh God, not that

[elder merlin]

Such weakness

[orchid skiff]

shut up cunt

[elder stone]

Piper down stress reliever

[stone ferry]

PALPATINE WILL BE RESURRECTED AGAIN!!!!!

[elder merlin]

Dying from the heat, you?

[warm jay]

What? You gonna dig the old shriveled geriatric up from his grave? Oof, good luck with the smell mate

[gilded socket]

What did you originally read

[elder merlin]

Please dont, we didnt even want him back the first time. I dont give a shit if it was canon in the books, its stupid there too

[small falcon]

auric level rolling steel my beloved

[warm jay]

"leak"

[gilded socket]

Dying of sleepy

Aye

[stone ferry]

DISNEY RUINED STAR WARS MOVIES!!!!!

Im just sayin a load of bs

[gilded socket]

They ruined the sequels

[obtuse hornet]

Go home, you're drunk and lost

[warm jay]

Yeah I can tell, you should go lie down

[stone ferry]

Nah im actually not im just bored

[gilded socket]

Nnooopppeee i gotta not give in

[stone ferry]

And tired

[tired steeple]

so once again a question cause this penance isn't clear enough

[gilded socket]

Which?

[tired steeple]

"be your best"
hit 4 consecutive elite or specialist enemies with big boxes of hurt

does that mean the actual box?

or the grenades in the box?

[dry pebble]

yes

the box

[tired steeple]

okay

awesome

thank you

[tawny grail]

I still need that one for the pants :(

[gilded socket]

Hi autokrato

[warm jay]

I meant the Kenobi guy but the advice applies for you too

[gilded socket]

Bye autokrato

[tired steeple]

hello again

oh see you later

[tribal yarrow]

@stark bobcat i have heard you are the twins expert, have any time to me run hard mode?

[gilded socket]

I cannot

Sleep

[stone ferry]

Good night convicts

[obtuse hornet]

Go home to sleep then

[tired steeple]

also about "don't stop me now"

can I like

use it once, finish my charge

use a concentration stim

[warm jay]

Everyone can sleep, everyone SHOULD sleep

[tired steeple]

and use it again?

it says "under 20 seconds" and not in one charge

[stark bobcat]

after my havoc mission

[warm jay]

Except @obtuse hornet, I like him a little delirious.

[obtuse hornet]

NOOO we shouldn't ALLLLLLL sleep! Not all sleeping is equal

[warm jay]

Pfft, okay "Thatczer", since when do you care about equality

[dry pebble]

i think so

[obtuse hornet]

Yeah and it's a bit past your bed time. Go sleep yourself

[grave tendon]

What are the perks for Agripiina combat shotgun?
Flak unyielding ?

[gilded socket]

World mass nap

[tired steeple]

awesome

final question

wtf is a corruptor

never seen a single enemy called that

[warm jay]

Bed time joke? Real fucking classic mate

[elder stone]

Should I start buying warhammer figurines?

[tired steeple]

probably

[warm jay]

Should I start investing in Blackrock shares?

[obtuse hornet]

Depends on if you have money to waste

[elder stone]

Bless up now I have excuse to spend hundreds of dollars

[elder stone]

Most definitely not but dopamine comes before stability

[obtuse hornet]

Yes

[modest flume]

tbh it's stupid not to, they own pretty much everything

Or at least have their finger in pretty much every pot

[warm jay]

I wanna learn ancient Jewish magic

[tired steeple]

don't we all

[obtuse hornet]

Don't do it, nonono don't touch the plastic crack

[thick coyote]

Big yellow eye

[obtuse hornet]

It'll do things to you

[modest flume]

I started a portfolio a while ago in.. what's it called, Avantis?

[thick coyote]

On some missions

[elder stone]

What if I want it to do things to me

[modest flume]

GG EZ gains

[obtuse hornet]

Only if it's not for "free" this time

[obtuse hornet]

Well then...well well well

[elder stone]

I want to learn copper trading from Ea-Nasir

Elite ball knowledge required

[dry pebble]

Its the demon eye!

[tired steeple]

oh are they the "cleanse area of corruption" things

[stone ferry]

Guess what

[elder merlin]

Goto bed

[tired steeple]

okay awesome thanks

[stone ferry]

Im still awake

[obtuse hornet]

That'll be £65 please

[tired steeple]

doing penances is fun

[elder merlin]

Rogue one was pretty good

[tired steeple]

some of these are gonna require an actual team though

[obtuse hornet]

You shouldn't be

[gilded socket]

I just roke up drom a nap

[tired steeple]

scooby doo ass way of typin

[obtuse hornet]

Only "pretty good"? It was PEAK! The best one

[tired steeple]

I just roke up raggy

[elder merlin]

Stop lurking and start talkin, poozer @blissful kiln

[stone ferry]

I would put a gif here again but i cant

[gilded socket]

Go penance

[obtuse hornet]

Oh FFS😭

[stone ferry]

(Gif)

[elder merlin]

I generally dont give outstanding praise to movies, i've never seen anything that absolutely wowed me, i've seen some really good movies

But nothing outstanding

[blissful kiln]

alright, I thought Rogue One was mid.
the idea is great, execution is meh.
the wacky character team was cringe, especially the blind guy

[elder merlin]

Maybe the Original Jurassic Park?

That was really good

Predator 1 and 2

Hmmm

[small falcon]

just failed auric level rolling steel 🗣️🗣️

died at the very last second

[elder merlin]

Im sure there are some others, but the passage of time has degraded my memory

[small falcon]

if I just got one more hit on that boss

Christ

[blissful kiln]

the second one I think isn't rated very highly, but it's my favorite one

urban environment, and the black guy played very well

[tribal yarrow]

sick. im ready whenever, @ me

[elder merlin]

I do think that shit with people surviving being stabbed through with lightsabers is beyond stupid though

Just because disney doesnt do mutilation

[stone ferry]

Disney made obiwan bi😭

[ember nimbus]

uhh based?

[tired inlet]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nergal

[stone ferry]

What?

[delicate vapor]

Hm

[stone ferry]

Hm

[tired inlet]

Hm

[blissful kiln]

🤔

[thick coyote]

I mean

It's in the name

[blissful kiln]

Oh Bee Wan Kenobee

🐝

[gilded socket]

Even in the prequels he definitely wasn’t straight

[blissful kiln]

yes he was lmao

[ember nimbus]

didnt he fuck that mandalorian princess?

[blissful kiln]

that was in the cartoon

[ember nimbus]

clone wars is canon

[blissful kiln]

but yeah, he did

[ember nimbus]

cope

[elder merlin]

I mean, i could see it. Though i would also still believe he only had sex with that mandalorian ruler lady, forget her name

[blissful kiln]

I mean, I like clone wars, I don't need to cope

[elder merlin]

Sabeen?

Sabine?

[elder merlin]

S something

[final herald]

sabine

[stark bobcat]

Ready now

[final herald]

you would think these people would get mad about them completely retconning mandalorian lore in TCW

not "obiwan likes more than exactly 1 archetype in a vast galaxy"

[elder merlin]

Listen, people just hate me cause i got more options than them

[gilded socket]

The 4 moebians when the 155,000 moebians walk in

[elder merlin]

[final herald]

naw we'd win

[stone ferry]

Wow i just made the darktide server talk about star wars🤔

[gilded socket]

Against the might of the 155th armoured regiment?

[final herald]

the 53rd is strong

[gilded socket]

We are stronger

[final herald]

didn't ask

[stone ferry]

(Hayden christensen eating popcorn)

What a sigma

[elder merlin]

Not like its that hard, not really anything to talk about in here

Certainly not darktide anyway

[final herald]

mfw general chat is general chat (my mind is blown)

[elder merlin]

[final herald]

better than the random ass convos in the class chats

[gilded socket]

You die

[final herald]

half the time I don't want to ask questions because people are talking about their literal actual personal lives in those

[elder stone]

132nd Truskan snowhounds

[stone ferry]

Cool

Anyway

[elder merlin]

You can only exhaust the same conversation topic in here about darktide before it starts to get stale

Until some new content drops, not much goin on here

We usually just shitpost

[modest flume]

When the darktide is a dark tide of Chaos

[tired steeple]

what's darktide

never heard of it

[stone ferry]

Im in the thick of it everybody knows they know me where it snows i skied and they froze i dont know no nothin bout no ice im just cold forty somethin mili subs or so ive been told🗣️🗣️🗣️

First chat of today

[gilded socket]

Burn him

[stone ferry]

😎

[stone ferry]

Me?

Im in my prime but this aint even my final form

They hunt me down but still my feet they find the floor

[gilded socket]

Gay

[stone ferry]

I went from living room straight out to sold out tours

Idk the rest

[warm jay]

Yeah, this guy? Kill him with Shock Mauls, right here.

[stone ferry]

(Disintegration gif)

Want to hear another one?

[elder merlin]

Shut up

Goddamn yapper

[stone ferry]

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna wait around

And

[tired steeple]

how many gorillas would it take to beat a space marine

[stone ferry]

Desert you

[stone ferry]

There is no number

[stone ferry]

No

[dry pebble]

what if

[elder merlin]

Kenobi was gay instead

[tired steeple]

anyone got a map of where tertium is btw

[dry pebble]

like on the galaxy or on atoma?

[tired steeple]

I always get those mixed up

where atoma is sorry

[dry pebble]

atoma is on segmentum solar

[elder merlin]

Where da hell is that

[dry pebble]

The Moebian Domain is a a cluster of inhabited, Imperial systems across an expansive tract of space located in the galactic northwest of Segmentum Solar.

[gilded socket]

Biggest hive on atoma

[dry pebble]

close to Terra

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer-40k-darktide/images/2/25/Galactic_Map_40k_9th_ed_Moebian_Domain.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20240502214913 galaxy map

the darktide symbol is the area where atoma should be

[tired steeple]

remember when GW had a really good map on their website then threw it away

[amber sail]

Soup

[dry pebble]

Gw moment honestly

[tired steeple]

had a way to sort through factions

see who owned what

then they got rid of it

it was such helpful info too

[dry pebble]

And it helped New players to have a feel for the power balance in the galaxy

But cant have that

[amber sail]

Yes soup

[gilded socket]

Wworf

[elder stone]

Why

[dry pebble]

why not

[gilded socket]

Is that lowteirgod

[elder stone]

How do you not know what lowtiergod looks like

Littluns just dont know ball

[orchid skiff]

do all black men look the same to you ?

[gilded socket]

No but that dude has very similar facial structure

[orchid skiff]

I really don't see it

[gilded socket]

I said similar not the same

[elder stone]

Probably schizophrenia

[dry pebble]

its the eyes and head shape

the rest is totally different

[leaden kernel]

Why, hello rejects!

[elder stone]

Lowtiergod looks different idk what yall on

[elder stone]

Aloha

[leaden kernel]

So. Anything new?

[dry pebble]

unfortunately not

[orchid skiff]

next update next month :DDD when it should have been 4 days ago 😄

[gilded socket]

Im also kinda schizophrenic

[elder stone]

Prefired it

oorah

[leaden kernel]

I just had this astounding insight while I was on my throne. The Arbites don't .... "say it" but I have the feeling they're sent to "help" the rejects in their suicide missions ... because they failed spectacularly.

So for all their swagger. Platefaces are just rejects ... rejects with a badge.

[elder stone]

One of the backstories for arbites IS being in a penal unit so at least 1/3 of the arbites are probably also rejects

[leaden kernel]

Isn't another one the squad that let the rejects escape?

[warm jay]

Cops breaking the law? Never seen THAT before

[elder stone]

The others are most likely sent in because the higher ups are annoyed that Rannick hasnt retaken the city

[sleek harness]

Were

[elder stone]

40K, gotta love 40K

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

Or so Ive heard prior when I thought all Arbites were penal units

[sleek harness]

Something I leaned about Warhammer 40k is that you never gain a badass armor when you go from a prisoner to a soldier

[elder stone]

I want roman gladiator armor

[sleek harness]

You already got Saltzpyre armor in Darktide

Thats enough

Well I mean

We

I don't know if your poor ass have the armor bought

[elder stone]

God I just want to be an insane lunatic to the likes of the BL Psychos

[warm jay]

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Moebian 6th

[elder stone]

Zealot just isnt deranged enough

[warm jay]

Zealot isn't the problem, you're just not playing him derangedly enough

[elder stone]

How would I play him more deranged than what I already do

[warm jay]

How should I know, I'm not a zealot

[somber stream]

Collect feet pics

[elder stone]

Hello to you too licht

[warm jay]

plague ogryn feet picks

[somber stream]

Ello Loosh

[somber stream]

I don’t think those will sell

[leaden kernel]

HAve you seen onlyfans?

[warm jay]

Hmm, just dunno where to look

I've got some Water Cartel contacts that would pay solid

Should call themselves the Feet Cartel

[somber stream]

Damn okay

Would make a fine Zealot yourself

[elder stone]

I am the psycho from borderlands

that IS me

[warm jay]

Too late for a career change now

[somber stream]

I’m not desperate enough yet, i have seen OnlyFaith though

[warm jay]

The Gas Mask Man?

[elder stone]

The shirtless gas mask man

[somber stream]

Those sister feet are impeccable

[warm jay]

The Shirtless Axe Gas Mask Man

[elder stone]

Thats the one

[elder stone]

Licht

not the time for your fetish

[nocturne bloom]

I heard feet

[warm jay]

That taste... aluminum, ash. I've tasted it before.

[somber stream]

Tis not a fetish

[leaden kernel]

I don't want to, but I am very, very curious now.

[somber stream]

Tis a holy calling, thou should know

[elder stone]

Hands are vastly superior

[warm jay]

Hear ye, hear ye!

FEET!!

[elder stone]

You havent seen MY OnyFaith

[leaden kernel]

I'm a humble Guardsman. I might not be THAT holy.

[nocturne bloom]

Real veterans only use infantry las

[somber stream]

Send if my way, I’ll review if afyer i wake up again

[warm jay]

What about the recon las?

[nocturne bloom]

No

[warm jay]

That's just a jury-rigged lasgun

[nocturne bloom]

Excuses

[somber stream]

Diet Hellgun my beloved

[elder stone]

Are you sure

[somber stream]

Did i stutter

[warm jay]

As you wish.

[nocturne bloom]

So about that feet conversation

[elder stone]

Truskan thigh pics on there

[warm jay]

NOW WE'RE TALKIN

[tired steeple]

was the recon las ilke heavily nerfed or something

doesn't feel as good as it used to

[elder stone]

Hm?

Oh I forgot to mention that because trusk is an ice world I am PALE white

[junior forge]

Has anyone made this joke yet?
Mandated Edict 34

[elder stone]

The 34th Cadian regiment is the most elite unknown regiment is 40k lore

Google Cadian R34 for more info

[warm jay]

Actually tried it
It showed me Deviant Art

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[elder stone]

Very cold btw

I need $5000000 to leave to terra

[orchid skiff]

ur so white it's scary

[warm jay]

I'm glad you decided to clear up that it's cold, the fact that it's an ice world wasn't clear enough

[elder stone]

Yeah sometimes people need a reminder

[elder stone]

More privilege

[orchid skiff]

burned by the sun privilege

[warm jay]

A lot of people don't know this. But getting skin cancer is actually one of the best things about being white

[gilded socket]

Licght

Its late

Go to old man bed

[orchid skiff]

r u one of those weirdos putting a picture of themselves on discord

[warm jay]

Wait what?

[elder stone]

Typical child trying to take my caretaker duties

Smh

[orchid skiff]

is this you in your pfp

[warm jay]

Brother that is a picture of Aaron Paul standing behind the Gecko statue from Fallout: New Vegas

[blissful kiln]

are you aaron paul?

[warm jay]

Last time I checked I'm not

[orchid skiff]

you can never be too sure

check often

[warm jay]

Y'know what? Yeah

I respect it

[gilded socket]

Promotion

[warm jay]

What? Are you a Major now?

[gilded socket]

No

You turned ted

Red

[warm jay]

Yes, yes I did

Probably the most I achieved this whole year

[gilded socket]

Congratulations

[warm jay]

Thank you!

[elder stone]

Now you have to buy 500 more Cadian figures

[warm jay]

Even thinking about that would make me self-concious about my financial situation

[wintry fog]

Most of the population would look at the price tag on 500 GW minis and say no

[warm jay]

I feel very safe staying in that percentage

[wintry fog]

Or the price tag on one ogryn

[gilded socket]

I take monetary gratitude

[warm jay]

You take cat pictures?

[gilded socket]

Jk

[gilded socket]

Yes

[leaden kernel]

I almost hate myself for saying this. But I love my shield arbi.

[gilded socket]

Me too

[elder stone]

We are both cunts, I run Arby double shield

[gilded socket]

I want so brat wurst so bad

[ripe tangle]

you are a brat wurst

[fiery wave]

You mean, "You are the wurst brat." Flees.

[ripe tangle]

HA

also, whenever people shorten arbites as Arbys my stupid brain keeps thinking of the Fast Food place

[delicate vapor]

Hehe

[fiery wave]

That is the intention though? Some ppl even go full in on it.

[leaden kernel]

I wanted to love that so much. But I prefer the Shira Kalpurnia of either bolt pistol or revolver.

[lethal hornet]

Have they fixed the keystones on arbites yet?

[ripe tangle]

“WE HAVE THE MEATS!”

proceeds to smash enemies with a huge ass shield

[lethal hornet]

ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWI-

[gilded socket]

Nopee

[fiery wave]

Nope. Wait till Aug.

[elder stone]

Hi Lucia

[lethal hornet]

So the bleed gets sniped in like a single day

[fiery wave]

Next hotfix then.

[lethal hornet]

But a whole ass broken keystone

Weeks

[ripe tangle]

Hi Loosh

[lethal hornet]

You gotta be kiddin me

[fiery wave]

Yell at FS if you want.

[thick coyote]

In August

[lethal hornet]

I would

If it was like a physical person

Thats some dog water

[gilded socket]

Oh i love my bed

[fiery wave]

I mean, ppl who paid $12 can go review bomb angrily at two keystones being broken.

[warm jay]

Still in an abusive relationship

[gilded socket]

For life

[warm jay]

Never change

[gilded socket]

Nothing holds me like my bed does

[lethal hornet]

That is something susie would say

Nice face

[gilded socket]

Face

[elder stone]

2 youngsters socializing

[dry pebble]

youth moment

[gilded socket]

My blanket so cool

Cold

Love it

[round mica]

[elder stone]

Children spark a primal hatred in me

Just grow up

[round mica]

imagine not coming out the womb fully grown

[wintry fog]

Back in my day we all tried to look like the hot dudes from emo bands.
Now they're all trying to look like Timothy Chardonay

[jaunty path]

I was investing in stocks from the moment I became a fetus

[round mica]

never had an emo phase

[jaunty path]

People need to lock in...

[elder stone]

Amateur

[wintry fog]

I wasted time in my mother's womb

[dry pebble]

youre not missing much

[elder stone]

I was buying bitcoin during the race to become a zygote

I filed my first tax document when I was connected to the egg

[wintry fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/@ogbopcat/video/7484682982473764142

[gilded socket]

I want cereal for dinner ngl

[round mica]

the guy who spent 9,000 bitcoin to prove he could buy a pizza with it is probably punching the air right now

[dry pebble]

amateur. my sperm half invested in stocks and my ovum half bought real estate even before conception

[wintry fog]

Built a portfolio in the warp before I was brought screaming into this world

[little marten]

AHHHHH ANOTHER DAY COMES TO ITS END

[round mica]

$1,069,604,100 btw

[elder stone]

I eat CTC for snack at like 10 pm

[long sigil]

Remove while chain weapon special attack dodge stamina cost

[dry pebble]

Jesus

[gilded socket]

Might take another nap ngl

[elder stone]

Airball

he shouldve kept his ball

[dry pebble]

the emperor's sleepiest soldier

[round mica]

if i was him id probably end it all

won’t even lie

[long sigil]

Lazy ass

[elder stone]

Id end it rn If I was him

[long sigil]

Like me

[dry pebble]

get those lazy bastards bart

[long sigil]

[storm ember]

Victor Saltzpyre will be real in 5 MINUTES

[round mica]

sad bart pfp reminds me of the juice world lil peep edits back in like 2018

[lethal hornet]

Emperor says everyone needs their mandatory 5 hours of sleep a week to be in tip top shape

[wintry fog]

Poor man is going to be isekai'd into our world

[storm ember]

"Poor man" bro POOR US

[wintry fog]

Gonna die a homeless madman without sigmar

[gilded socket]

I work hard

[dry pebble]

imagine being isekai'd into earth. Oh how adventure awaits us. Office job

[gilded socket]

Emprah gives me toughest battles

[long sigil]

What is juice world

[little marten]

he probably wishes he had a bit of coin hahahaa

[dry pebble]

a delicious planet

[storm ember]

This is implying Saltzpyre isn't an avengers level threat

[storm ember]

Trap artist

[dry pebble]

i never said you didnt its okay

[long sigil]

ah

[gilded socket]

My bed abuses me

[storm ember]

Well, former

Mans passed away

[thick coyote]

I still see your shadows in my room

[storm ember]

OD'd on a plane iirc. Fly high

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[wintry fog]

If we had a Darksiders-like apocalypse then it would be Saltzpyre's time to shine

[round mica]

juice world is considered trap music?

[long sigil]

wait let me hear

[round mica]

when i think trap i think of 21 savage, pooh shiesty, king von, lil durk

[gilded socket]

Call me big snore how i fight the toughest battles of the emprah

[storm ember]

rest in piss king von stay in hell

[round mica]

free him he didn’t do nuffin

bring him back

[little marten]

Was juice world the one that drake killed or

[long sigil]

not bad song

[storm ember]

bro was literally satan 🔥

[round mica]

bring back von take away diddy

[long sigil]

I like oasis

[round mica]

that’s xxxtentacion

and that’s a theory

[long sigil]

What

[little marten]

Ahhh that’s it Ty

[round mica]

to be fair, there a lot of rappers who beefed with drake when they were smaller and some have come up missing

[storm ember]

my theory's that he spawned in that day with bullet holes and only found out later they were there

[round mica]

don’t know if it’s drake tho

[elder stone]

And diddy killed tupac 💔

[long sigil]

drake meme guy?

[dry pebble]

yeah

[long sigil]

diddy gay ass scary

[storm ember]

Bro I thought that was suge knight 😔

[round mica]

Really? i figured it would be Suge more than anyone

[little marten]

Diddy do it?

[elder stone]

Didit

[gilded socket]

I alive

[round mica]

Diddy was too busy diddling

i have no doubt though diddy has gotten many people killed, the power he holds in the music industry is insane

[long sigil]

By the way, this is an unrelated story, but I went to a hospital to get physical therapy, and the guy doing the physical therapy tickled my ear so I left right away. (translated)

[blissful kiln]

did Diddy kill big E?

[little marten]

Throne room freak off gone wrong

[long sigil]

gay scary

[dry pebble]

they tickled your ear because of terapy or was it harassment?

[blissful kiln]

I heard custodes like oil

[gilded socket]

Terepy

[round mica]

we will never know unfortunately

[long sigil]

My nack hurt

[dry pebble]

are you sure or just speculating

[round mica]

eazy e’s death was sad

[long sigil]

So i scared diddy

[wintry fog]

So is the character banter talking about genestealers old or new?

[dry pebble]

very old

[wintry fog]

f

[round mica]

as old as the emperor himself

[little marten]

🥷
👖

[long sigil]

Killing genestealer will cool

[orchid skiff]

ninjean

[gilded socket]

Woof

[little marten]

🫃
👖

[round mica]

have you guys seen this cursed ass asian movie called “ the terraformers “

[dry pebble]

its a whole manga

[night umbra]

Add genestealers and a patriarch boss dont tell the inqusitor i said this

[round mica]

i don’t read comic books anymore

[long sigil]

Wtf japan movie

[wintry fog]

Naw, what's it about?

Have you seen the cursed ass Taiwanese movie The Sadness?

[long sigil]

big ass roach kill people

[round mica]

long story short, big ass mutant cock roaches

the end

[long sigil]

Cursed

[dry pebble]

its an interesting premise

[round mica]

imagine a cockroach with the body of the hulk, but the head of a weird deformed roach

[dry pebble]

the execution not so much

[round mica]

that can run and phase shift through the air

at the speed of sound

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/terraformars-gif-9539710

[long sigil]

I heared movie shit

[wintry fog]

I was expecting a different type of cursed

They bipedal lol

[dry pebble]

like most anime movies

[long sigil]

True

[dry pebble]

its a cool idea, they are supposed to be unnerving

[round mica]

that roach hates asian women aswell

sexist ass roach

[long sigil]

omniman will hate them

[dry pebble]

Like the cockroaches evolved to a state close to humanity and they kept all the "powers" of a cockroach

[gilded socket]

Im free

[dry pebble]

like crazy reaction speeds and strenght

[long sigil]

And why roach call "cock"roach

[round mica]

realistically cockroaches can survive nuclear bombs

[long sigil]

What free

[round mica]

can they survive the endless vacuum of outer space?

[long sigil]

Movie issue?

[dry pebble]

none of us know why, but cock means like a male chicken before it meant penis

[gilded socket]

Im not sleepy anymore

[long sigil]

Lol dick ass bug

[round mica]

if you’re british it means penis before a male chicken

[blissful kiln]

bollocksroach

[dry pebble]

true. im fortunately not british

[long sigil]

No stabber?

[dry pebble]

she broke her curse

[night umbra]

Could be worse, there is still the french

[gilded socket]

Still bed rot

[dry pebble]

one curse at a time

[long sigil]

Many man call French europe china

I agree

[wintry fog]

daemon princess of sloth

[night umbra]

There is rejects, and then there is the heretics and then there is the french

[dry pebble]

they are the heretic rejects

[round mica]

i despise two types of people

the french

and the dutch

[gilded socket]

Noo dont say that

[wintry fog]

French > Americans

[long sigil]

Dutch bunny cute

[night umbra]

Heresy is more acceptable then french

[round mica]

dutch ovens

[long sigil]

💀

[long sigil]

💀

America made baja blast

[round mica]

murcia

[dry pebble]

they also made the atomic bomb

[night umbra]

Next up, baja blast atomic bomb

[long sigil]

Should lunched china

[wintry fog]

Fashy types when it's revealed that Krieg all have french accents

[dry pebble]

okay this could work

[round mica]

explains why they are so cheeks in lore now

[night umbra]

Magnus did nothing wrong

[long sigil]

Huh

[night umbra]

[long sigil]

horn tit dude

[wintry fog]

🥖

[long sigil]

Bad

[night umbra]

Nah hes the nicest guy i know

[round mica]

destroy a civilization not with raw power but forcing diabetes into their main food supply

[long sigil]

Nice but stupid

[night umbra]

He was one of the smartest not his fault his dad never told him anything and the god of tricks and shi was in his head

[long sigil]

Sound chaos

[dry pebble]

are you a heretic, Kagi?

[gilded socket]

God emprah put me to war again (trying not to fall asleep)

[night umbra]

coughs in having a character named after a heretic

Not at all

[long sigil]

Drink redbull

[dry pebble]

OH

Its magnus isnt it?

i know what you are

[long sigil]

Horn tit ass did worst did

[gilded socket]

Bo have

[dry pebble]

call Bo and ask him if you can have some

[night umbra]

No no.. still a thousand son tho

[long sigil]

Go eat some vitamin

[lapis cargo]

How dare the devs take a vacation. im mad

[long sigil]

Fr

When they return

Hope they Update before my birthday

[dry pebble]

Ahriman? This is my last try lmao

I dont know much thousand sons

[gilded socket]

Bo not here

[long sigil]

Me too

[elder stone]

Im gonna buy an STi and drive reckless on dirt roads🗣️

[dry pebble]

darn

[night umbra]

Khayon lol

[long sigil]

And

Remove roach wing

[gilded socket]

My friend keith has a clamydia

[long sigil]

Why roach can fly

Fuckers scare me

[gilded socket]

To scare

[tawny grail]

They have to be able to get up to high places so they can clean there too

[long sigil]

Fuck

Hope winter

Kr day shit

[little walrus]

Anyone running no death runs

[night umbra]

its funny being insulted by every npc while playing arbites

[long sigil]

No hongkong man play it can

[weary galleon]

Is there a mod to make meat grinder enemies something akin to Havoc40?

[long sigil]

Why no death run

[little walrus]

Ok thanks

[gilded socket]

Def leopard

[long sigil]

If u in asia surver i can help u

Kinda sleepy too