general-chat

[long sigil]

[elder stone]

No I just saw mushrooms play the xylophone

[long sigil]

i want know magic mushroom

is good?

[somber stream]

Like Hallucinogen?

Wouldn't recommend that

[long sigil]

what

no

siloo

what

psilocybin mushroom

[somber stream]

Oh you meant to ask if the mushroom was good with the Xylophone

[long sigil]

good at sad

[dry pebble]

bart knows things we dont dare to speak of

[long sigil]

kr cant

so i dont

[somber stream]

I'm becoming something of a Korean whisperer myself

[long sigil]

but want it

[elder stone]

No

[long sigil]

if want to meet Genestealer

go korea

china man is

[elder stone]

I saw a mushroon play the xylophone

[dry pebble]

You saying Koreans are genestealers?

[long sigil]

what the fuck

no

china man

[dry pebble]

Oh my bad

[somber stream]

He meant to say

Chinese are stealing their women

[thick fog]

Sorry bro. it was me stealing your jean

[long sigil]

korea emperor is china shit

false emeror

[jaunty path]

Chinese people are genestealers?

[long sigil]

yes

search it

[somber stream]

Lock and load boys

[dry pebble]

bro doesnt even get the mandate of heaven

[gilded socket]

Saygex

[elder stone]

The chinese are going to steal my genes

[thick coyote]

Top 10 conspiracy theory ngl

[long sigil]

f

[waxen meadow]

just reminding fatshark rumbler needs a nerf more than plasma gun

[long sigil]

i just want die in peace

so i live

[thick fog]

Both equally deserved to be massively nerfed

[elder stone]

plasma cope

[dry pebble]

bart youre our last line of defense against the chinese genestealers

[gilded socket]

Goons of the emperor

[long sigil]

usa gonna break him

it gonna fun

[somber stream]

Usa gonna break themselves first Bart

[dry pebble]

then we will rise from the ashes

[elder stone]

unlikely

[long sigil]

death to china

[dry pebble]

death to the false emperor

[long sigil]

hongkong server player most shit gamer ever

no say gg

and play shit

[elder stone]

What about Taiwan

are they good at gaming?

[long sigil]

no taiwan server in darktide

[somber stream]

no gg = death sentence
Unfathomably based

[gilded socket]

Bursters

[dry pebble]

of the pox

[manic cedar]

Okay I already know this sounds dumb, but imagine Jesus in 40k. Now I already know he kinda exists within the universe. But just like imagine if jesus was in 40k

[molten matrix]

oleanus pious was retconned like several times

[waxen meadow]

plas doesnt make ur pc crash, isn't used by noobs who roleplay as a wholesome chungus

[elder stone]

plasma cope

[molten matrix]

but originally he was a christian who lived from the start of civilisation

so christianity did exist

[gilded socket]

What is the omnissiah

[waxen meadow]

dumb take, plas is fine the rest of weps need a buff

[dry pebble]

i read that in some very old fluff it was hinted that the Emperor was Jesus

[elder stone]

He was born in like 8000 BC

[nocturne bloom]

The job responded to my application finally

[somber stream]

And?

[molten matrix]

we didnt choose you for the job fuck you die

but in corporate terms

[nocturne bloom]

I have an interview next week

[brazen pelican]

Nice! Fingers crossed.

[dry pebble]

nice one

[somber stream]

Best of luck

[waxen meadow]

literally one of the main interesting weapons in lorehammer 40k is the plasma gun because it shoots through shit like butter... nerfing it to be some cucked charged up thing exclusively just makes your game that much lamer and takes the cool factor !!! hardliner against "nerfs" that are actually just dumbing down a weapons unique characteristics so as to not make the people who run a vraks infantry with stupid blessings smokes and stealth build not feel like such fools!

[elder stone]

Go in a hotdog costume

[long sigil]

you will good

[somber stream]

Also if they ask where do you see yourself in 5 years, fucking run

[elder stone]

Plasma cope to the extreme

[nocturne bloom]

Ill wear a hotdog costume for you

[molten matrix]

btw

[thick coyote]

I mean
Not really fine

[gilded socket]

Melta cooler

[waxen meadow]

open criticism of the echochamber

[thick coyote]

You still don't do shit with charged shots

[waxen meadow]

okay we dnt have a melta in dt tho

[molten matrix]

the plasma rifle got a buff to its damage profile

[waxen meadow]

I know

[molten matrix]

so the charged shots will do the same damage

(if the leaked changes are actualy coming)

[waxen meadow]

oh

wait

[dry pebble]

nerf the plasma damage but make the charge shot do todays damage but with a bigger hitbox

[molten matrix]

the uncharged shots and charged shots got a nerf

[waxen meadow]

no its the cleave that made it interesting, what allowed some walls to be shot thru

[elder stone]

I have said the same line like 3 times please tell me youve caught onto it not being serious

[waxen meadow]

im just being plain about my critique instead of devolving into ironic meta commentary or whatever

[molten matrix]

so you cant shit on the game with light spam shots

charging will be the same damage profile

[modest flume]

I unironically agree with this, and seeing what they decide to do with the Plasma nerfs will be interesting; I personally think a vent nerf would be best, I.E. every "vent" instance refunds one shot, no more

[waxen meadow]

h40 light spam shots barely cut it

[molten matrix]

(you should use charged shots for the heat boosting blessings)

[tired steeple]

you know what they should do

they should put plague toads in the game

cause I wanna fight big frogs

[modest flume]

It's not even an armor killing weapon (in game), but it is almost the perfect ranged weapon, which then just makes it naturally good

[waxen meadow]

I want a railgun

and a melta... and also a fucking plasma pistol w shield

[orchid skiff]

Frog fetish

[long sigil]

melta

sounds nice

[orchid skiff]

I want a gun with melee combo

[waxen meadow]

plasma pistol mogs the everloving shit out of the stinky shotgun levolver

[tired steeple]

I want more pistols yeah

plasma

hand flamer

melta

[waxen meadow]

plas pistol w saber build in for the melee

melee left click shoot right click

[dry pebble]

im sorry but the plasma gun shots looks and sounds so lame

[waxen meadow]

wtf

[orchid skiff]

Shoot on v

[waxen meadow]

r u fr? i feel like its really good

its not astartes short tier plas but its good

much better than sm2 and other games

[dry pebble]

yeah it looks like a common railgun and sounds like "pff"

[orchid skiff]

That's what i compare it to

[dry pebble]

Its supposed to sound like a thunder

[waxen meadow]

yeah

its suppossed to be alot stronger but its a human variant

[dry pebble]

And it makes the same sound as a person blowing ou air though a tissue

[waxen meadow]

i agree would be alot sicker if they took the astartes sounds and jus added that shit in DT

i would be less mad if they nerfed it slightly i.e 45 cleave instead of 90 on light same 90 for heavy charged pen but they gave it to arbites and zealot

[tired steeple]

I thought astartes plasma guns were just the same as normal plasma guns

just heavier

[waxen meadow]

theyre just bigger i guess?

[tired steeple]

I thought the only stronger astartes weapons were bolters

[waxen meadow]

honestly they should let plasma go to all classes, and let arbitrator have the relic blade and the combat knife

[tired steeple]

which are just undeniably better than the human variant

[waxen meadow]

yh

i want a bad cop who uses knives instead of stun batons

sweet combat knife would be so so good on arbitrator... relic blade would be the new "guts" meta

[modest flume]

IMO they need to buff the sound in third person

[long sigil]

gonna sleep

me go

bye dogs

[modest flume]

In first person it's already loud enough

Same with the THammer

[molten matrix]

the only reason arbites got axes is for weapon variety

[waxen meadow]

arbitrator getting relic blade would have been so kino

[molten matrix]

otherwise it should have exclusively had the blunt weapons

[waxen meadow]

axes aren't blades or swords

i want an arbi that can pick up a relic blade... or atleast a fricken plas pistol

they might save the plas pistol for the commisar class, it'd be cool if they added interrogator

[orchid skiff]

how can there be a commissar class when vet can look like one

[gilded socket]

Hi autokrato

[tired steeple]

hello

[modest flume]

You mean Vet?

[tired steeple]

don't feel like we need a commissar class lol

[waxen meadow]

or a class that unlocks when u reach havoc 40

[tired steeple]

just more commissar customisation

[waxen meadow]

commissar class for the weapons itd bring mainly plas pistol

[gilded socket]

Commissar would be a teamkilling class

[waxen meadow]

just put Plas pistol on the Arbites dude

[tired steeple]

well

hm

maybe it could work?

It'd be like voice of command but better

but what would the other nodes be?

yeah I think sticking to vet is just better

maybe they could add subclasses?

[dry pebble]

youre absolutely right

[grave tendon]

Anyone else having a drop in performance ?

[elder stone]

Ordered Morale Boost to all teammates in cohesion

🗣️

[waxen meadow]

this would be good

[somber stream]

My fps went to shit, yes

[tired steeple]

vet commissar, kasrkin, catachan, etc

[waxen meadow]

commissar would goto vet, interrogator to zealot perhaps, psyker could get a higher psy grade like zeta alpha or w.e ..

[grave tendon]

ye im so confused

[waxen meadow]

give one of the classes a subclass which can heal tho

[dry pebble]

just add another skill tree path

give someone a vortex grenade

and turn zealot into a penitent engine

[waxen meadow]

what could arbites et as a subclass?

[dry pebble]

they could get a doog centric sublcass that alters the mastiff to have autoguns like some minis

[blissful kiln]

Sister of Battle update with Repentia subclass and female model rework
Darktide 3.0, it'll be peak

[orchid skiff]

YES

[somber stream]

Patch 1 bug, 10 more shall take its place

[orchid skiff]

finally a good idea

[orchid skiff]

30€ subclass

[gilded socket]

Girthening

[blissful kiln]

I'd pay

ngl

[somber stream]

Same

Hell, i’d pay 40

[dry pebble]

i think having a sister of battle would be so lame

[blissful kiln]

if it came with the model rework and skimpy cosmetics

[gilded socket]

Yes now

[elder stone]

20$ Skitarii engineer class based on DRG Engineer / TF2 Engi 🗣️

[orchid skiff]

i'll only pay if there's skimpy cosmetics cuz i'm not easy

[dry pebble]

now we talking

[elder stone]

What

[elder stone]

What is this

Why

[golden dawn]

any tips for auric storm survivor pennance?

[dry pebble]

sister repentia

[elder stone]

Dont die

[elder stone]

Skimpy cosmetics 🤨

[dry pebble]

they walk around on bikinis

[gilded socket]

Hm… repentia…

[somber stream]

Bring shield arbites

[dry pebble]

it attracts all the gooners

and chuds

[elder stone]

Id bet

[somber stream]

We’re all chud here

Chudtide

[elder stone]

Not me

[blissful kiln]

I agree, beautiful women are cringe

[dry pebble]

its just a nude zealot with an eviscerator

[golden dawn]

really? i feel like i had alot easier time surviving on shield gryn, maybe my arbi build sucks but he felt a lil squishie when it got that intense

[modest flume]

Stay with the team if you can, but don't risk your life "helping", so if someone is in a bad spot due to positioning, leave them

[dry pebble]

inb4 hot

[modest flume]

Survivability is subjective; Kill things before they kill you, and if you can't in a reasonable time, then reposition

[somber stream]

If you have Ogryn, use it instead

[orchid skiff]

i'm sold

[dry pebble]

see

[gilded socket]

Chudlandia is here

[tired steeple]

someone mentioned psyker grades earlier

are those even canon

[gilded socket]

The founder is here

[tired steeple]

I thought those were smoeone's fanart that everyone took seriously

[elder stone]

Id love to see a skitarii in darktide

[dry pebble]

yes

they are canon

[tired steeple]

not to be like

that

but is there a source

[gilded socket]

Autokrato

Im gonna write more

Be prepared

[tired steeple]

that's good

[gilded socket]

Im so

[dry pebble]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Psyker#Psyker_Grades

[thick coyote]

3 good melees
Then shock maul and chainsword

*4 good melees

Rashad is there totally forgor

[tired steeple]

doesn't really say where this came from though

[blissful kiln]

if they just reworked models and gave zealot repentia cosmetics that's be pretty dope as well

outfits already break the lore, and zealots\sisters are at least somewhat related

[elder merlin]

Darktide? @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Maybe

[dry pebble]

arent there the sources in the article?

[dry pebble]

thats true

that and the fact that sisters are high profile makes me want them not to be in darktide

give us another bunch of secondary characters like the imperial navy breachers

or planetary enforcers

[supple thorn]

I need me Tanith garb...

[thick coyote]

And a huge ass

😈

[gilded socket]

Enough phone time

[thick coyote]

🫲

[gilded socket]

Give it to me

[blissful kiln]

curves aren't allowed in 40k

itsover

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[stuck wasp]

The Assignement has a lexicanum page and it should list a source there

[gilded socket]

Give me your phone or go to your room

[thick coyote]

liquid ocelot running and laughing.mp4

[gilded socket]

Run away little gay boy

[thick coyote]

Chat
Do you know why Arbites have really strong legs?

Because they don't skip Lex day

[gilded socket]

Thick thighs save lives

[thick coyote]

🦗

[tired steeple]

thanks

[dry pebble]

||potential nsfw|| ||https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/17sticz/a_very_bad_decision_ps_i_still_dont_know_what/||

[elder stone]

😭

[jade fable]

Bbl guardsmen!!! ❤️

[thick coyote]

That is exactly what I was thinking

[thick coyote]

[jade fable]

Anyone one else stroking they Lex

[orchid skiff]

stealing this

[elder stone]

Always am

[thick coyote]

It's not mine anyways

[gilded socket]

Is that the guy from the album scream bloody gore from the hit death metal band Death?

[dry pebble]

himself

[gilded socket]

Im gonna kiss you for posting that

[dry pebble]

a platonic friendship kiss right

[elder stone]

Its Maxine its never platonic

[gilded socket]

Like on the forehead

[dry pebble]

okay

loosh doesnt know what shes talking about

[gilded socket]

Surprisingly people can be different

[tired steeple]

this penance sucks ass to get

wait is loosh a girl

I thought loosh was

not

[elder stone]

Im a thingamajig

[tired steeple]

ah okay

fair enough

[gilded socket]

I know what loosh is

[dry pebble]

what penance

[tired steeple]

be methodical

[dry pebble]

hmm i dont remember if i got that one or not

[elder stone]

(I go by anything)

[elder stone]

Of course I do

people change to make me look wrong

[gilded socket]

Red vs blue season 1-3

Peak

[ebon quartz]

So no hotfix until August?

[gilded socket]

Basically

[dry pebble]

well it its funny isnt it

the banter must flow

[elder stone]

You know nothing about me ✨

[gilded socket]

Balrog cheese slimer spectacular

[slender mulch]

lf someone want to do campaign

[gilded socket]

Wrong one

#vox-lfg-nasa

[dry pebble]

euoaugh

[gilded socket]

Cee

Combust inflames

[dry pebble]

🪞

perish

[gilded socket]

May

[delicate smelt]

Found this influencer on insta who goes around the world fighting his volunteering followers with boxing gloves

[gilded socket]

Love him

[delicate smelt]

So far he's brawled infront of the Pyramids of Giza and the Statue of Liberty

[gilded socket]

English man

[delicate smelt]

Yeah

Shits awesome

[gilded socket]

Cool dude

[tired steeple]

hardcore

[elder stone]

Cunt/Cuntself

[gilded socket]

Joeg

[dry pebble]

thats a cool pronoun

[gilded socket]

Made it myswlf

[dry pebble]

nice job you must be very talented

[tired steeple]

god I want pizza rn

don't think we have any

[gilded socket]

They say im goated

[tired steeple]

mm we do have pizza pockets

[elder stone]

I got pizza

[gilded socket]

Mental pixza

[delicate smelt]

We just got 8 free pizzas

[grand reef]

is the campaign finished?

[modest flume]

Yes, until the next update in checks notes a year

Reminder that all of those maps were not in the game at release, and have been added over the years

[tribal yarrow]

Hey all probably a silly question but I was never able to get all the penances complete for the twins, specifically the hard mode completion. Is it still doable?

[thick coyote]

If you're lucky

Or

Many more try mods

[tribal yarrow]

I’m listening

[thick coyote]

You can also @ Ainz

Our Twins specialist

[tribal yarrow]

Absolutely based, I will @ them when I get home from work then 🙏

[modest flume]

You must been wondering which Torrent mission I got, if it was Silo Cluster, Magistrati Oubliette, Vigil Station Oblivium, or the Orthus Offensive. Now, in all of the confusion, I kind of forgot myself, so you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky (and got Orthus from QP)?" Well, do ya, punk?

No, it's Silo Cluster

[dry pebble]

side note on that but i think the mission terminal would be much better if it sepparated the mission areas like the DRG one

[thick coyote]

Peak mentioned

[tribal yarrow]

I can hold my own, I just never was able to find a good team for hard mode. I will return chat.

[modest flume]

Agreed, and tbh I thought they were going to do that with the mission board rework

Like, when you select your difficulty and then a map it zooms in

Why not just arrange them based on hab level

[elder stone]

We just need to become drg

[modest flume]

That would be awesome, even showing us statistics like how many teams/players are in each hab level

We do get the dynamic announcements when the missions change at the very least

Unfortunately this is Darktide, so player interactivity and user experience are myths

[dry pebble]

Yess my thoughts exactly

[dry pebble]

That would be really cool tbh

Then the mission categorization would be more noticiable

I recently introduced like four friends into this game and they all make the same questions like "is this the same map as last mission?" "whats an attack mission?"

And its unfortunate because the way the levels are made out to be different parts of the same region is so cool

like look at this https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer-40k-darktide/images/2/2b/Darktide_map_comp.png/revision/latest?cb=20241121221339

also the missions are all called BBL1964 and that makes it confusing but its 40k i get it

[modest flume]

Exactly this, and why I love it

Even at nearly 2k hours, I still will go past a path you normally take on a different mission and go "oh yeah that's the way the other mission goes"

Chasm Terminus is cool because you can see the other bridges you cross, and then Lasfire on bridges you don't

[dry pebble]

Took me a long ass time to figure out we passing through different parts of the same region and its not some Warframe tilesets

Its a really cool detail

[dry pebble]

But this is it unfortunately

[tired steeple]

Oh boy

“Make every shot count” is gonna be hard

[storm ember]

Guys, I found the 53rd Moebian! He was fighting against the Darktide with the 40,000th Warhammer!

[dry pebble]

use the boltpistol and as soon as you finish your reserves, stay on melee until the mission ends

did this last week

[tired steeple]

Damn. The tide’s comin in at night

That’s pretty dark

[tired steeple]

Thanks. I’ve heard people do the same with the DB

Or use all their ammo on the bosses cause he’s really hard to miss

The named guys

[dry pebble]

so every tide has its dark, huh?

[drowsy lynx]

I did this with a kantrael combat shotgun without survivalist and finished it first try

[tired steeple]

Like Johnny plague toes, grape-muncher fat ass, maryln fart-biter

[storm ember]

It'll take 40,000 Warhammers to stop this Darktide!

[tired steeple]

Alright thanks then

So that’s 3 weapons that seem to work

[dry pebble]

Works too, i did it in a low diff and just shot on people right in front of me

The thing is, even with survivalist

if you dont swap to ranged

youre fine

[tired steeple]

Alright awesome thanks

Right now I’m working through be methodical and the krak one

500 armoured enemies takes forever

[drowsy lynx]

I only shot at hordes and kept picking up ammo when I'd run out to always have as little as possible without running out to make sure I kept getting counted shots in, reducing the % my misses took up

[tired steeple]

It’s not even hard

It just takes ages

[dry pebble]

The krak one is a fucking slog

The hardest one is on overwatch

still missing it

[drowsy lynx]

I think I got that accidentally lol

[dry pebble]

nice

[modest flume]

Magdump into a Bulwark

[dry pebble]

i lost a run yesterday because a fucking dog ran beside me

took me a single hp

[drowsy lynx]

The one from full sharpshooter stacks was a nightmare imo

[tired steeple]

I found it kinda not that bad

I’m not done with it

But god, really, you can’t move??

[drowsy lynx]

I ended up crawling around to keep my stacks while I used melee lol

You can crouch walk to keep it

[tired steeple]

I quite like sharpshooter but jesus christ that is a big downside

Oh awesome thanks

[modest flume]

Also technicacamally you can just chain headshots with an easy to use weapon like the laspistol

You get a 6 second decay prevention if you score a headshot

[grand reef]

what should I run with assail?

not sure what staff would work nicely

[dry pebble]

assail can work with anything

[grand reef]

cos I feel like itd be stupid to not use brain burst with any fire build

[modest flume]

I only pick Assail if I'm going Scrier's

Otherwise my weapons don't influence me using Assail

[dry pebble]

Its a good combo

[stone ferry]

Hello there

[dry pebble]

I like using assail with staffs that build peril fast

[dry pebble]

general kenobi...

[elder stone]

Holy shit it’s Darth kenobi

[modest flume]

These days I don't even use Scrier's that much, I just use Surge + Shriek for Aurics

[stone ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/kenobi-star-wars-ewan-mcgregor-obiwan-kenobi-funny-gif-13545825

[dry pebble]

Ooh, nice. i thought shield dominated aurics

[modest flume]

Although someone posted a weird Voidstrike Bubble w/ DD here and it's surprisingly viable

[stone ferry]

Ah shit

No img perms

[dry pebble]

Its okay we all do embed fails

its tradition

[brazen pelican]

Not me, I saw others fail, so I can still point and laugh.

[modest flume]

Depends how I'm feeling tbh, I use EK Shriek or Trauma Bubble

[tired steeple]

Block a certain amount of damage in 9 seconds… okay ogryn shield

[modest flume]

If I want to maintain my aggressiveness like with other classes I'll just do EK

[dry pebble]

join us

[brazen pelican]

I am regretful in informing you that I must decline your most gracious request.

[stone ferry]

Can you get the perms?

And how?

[brazen pelican]

Perms, extensions, dye... You do you, sweetie.

[dry pebble]

So we cant send images and gifs here

[ember nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[dry pebble]

But you can use stickers and emojis if you get the orange role

and to get that you need to yap for some time like two hours or less

[stone ferry]

Embed fail gif😭

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-baldis-basics-meme-memes-hit-gif-17751487661233734138

STOP FIGHTING

[stone ferry]

Well thats something i can do

[dry pebble]

then welcome aboard

[stone ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-not-gif-14585998

[ember nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[dry pebble]

we're the least smart chat in this server

[brazen pelican]

Mom said it is my turn with the braincell.

[ember nimbus]

as if i didnt know at this point how embeds work

[stone ferry]

Its over anakin

I found the last braincell

Its mine

[gaunt lily]

Why does my dog always look like it is farting on the Morningstar?

[tired steeple]

maybe it is

[brazen pelican]

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

[dry pebble]

so formal

[elder stone]

You will accept my demand

[dry pebble]

shes definitely using the braincell

[dry pebble]

its owner is called tony stank

[stone ferry]

So uncivilised

[brazen pelican]

Yes, daddy.

[tired steeple]

woahhh

[elder stone]

Bless up

[tired steeple]

bit freaky

[brazen pelican]

NO U! plays UNO reverse card.

[thick coyote]

It's vaping

[stone ferry]

“…Tony Stank” -Stan Lee

[gilded socket]

Gay

[brazen pelican]

Stony Spank. Rock and stone dating sim.

[brazen pelican]

No. U.

[elder stone]

Rock and stone?

[gilded socket]

You just want a spanking

[gilded socket]

Indeed

[brazen pelican]

Oh no, please don't...

[gilded socket]

From tony

[ember nimbus]

not even stank lee

smh my head

[elder stone]

Disloyalty comes with banishment to Copenhagen

[stone ferry]

Then youre really dead my friend

[dry pebble]

so this is another face of general chat

[gilded socket]

Cee

Gaycee

[dry pebble]

the sex freaks all are frequent

[tired steeple]

That’s enough penance hunting for now

For now

[dry pebble]

how dare you do this to me

[brazen pelican]

Oh fuck no. I'd be surrounded by cunts.

[gilded socket]

Gaycee

[stone ferry]

Nothing i havent seen yet

[brazen pelican]

AKA Danes.

[stone ferry]

Why is everyone talking gay something😭

[dry pebble]

Maxine Gayne of the 155th

[gilded socket]

Lesbian

[dry pebble]

then youll fit

[dry pebble]

no im not

[elder stone]

Warhammer 40K discord

[brazen pelican]

We're just having a.... Gay old time. BADUMTISS

[elder stone]

On everyone but mines souls these guys except me are all gay

But im not

[last valve]

I want a golden gaytime

[stone ferry]

Im in an even worse server so you are actually not that bad

[gilded socket]

I an

I am

[brazen pelican]

I've said it before, I am not gay, my boyfriend is.

[stone ferry]

Real

[elder stone]

I’m not gay

[gilded socket]

Only gay if socks off

[brazen pelican]

Challenge Accepted.

Get Banned any%.

[stone ferry]

How strict are the mods here

[gilded socket]

Depends

[dry pebble]

if we dont break the rules they dont break us

[elder stone]

You can say cunt

[brazen pelican]

Well, Aquila let's me say "cunt".

[stone ferry]

But no nword?

[brazen pelican]

Since it is one of my favorite words, it's pretty neat.

[elder stone]

No nword yet

[brazen pelican]

Nah, fuck that.

[dry pebble]

yet?

[elder stone]

Aquila is on my payroll

[brazen pelican]

It's a 40k discord, not War Thunder.

[gilded socket]

Bust

[elder stone]

Things can be arranged

[stone ferry]

Brb

[dry pebble]

okay

[ember nimbus]

get owned lol

[dry pebble]

fucking barbarian

theres something in the middle of your cunt

[thin spire]

U think nword is too much for the grim darkness of the far future?

[gilded socket]

Cucked by a neurolictor

Somone make that a fanfic

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/rook-blonko-i-refuse-daga-kotowaru-ben10-omniverse-gif-26042761

[brazen pelican]

I mean, they say "karking" and "fragging", so most likely.

[ember nimbus]

no swearing on the mourningstar

[elder stone]

Piper down, cunt

[thin spire]

ah, now i gotcha

[dry pebble]

the imperium has rooted out racism in favour of xenophobia

very popular

[gilded socket]

Cunty cunts who cunt all overcunt

[dry pebble]

Warcunt 40,000

[gilded socket]

Every cunt

[dry pebble]

or Cunthammer?

[gilded socket]

Has its cunt

[ebon quartz]

I'm getting sick of the "Mission aborted due to an unexpected error"

Real sick

[brazen pelican]

"Mission aborted due to an unexpected cunt."*

[maiden jacinth]

Opinion aborted due to unexpected error

[gilded socket]

Cunt bustion

[stone ferry]

How many americans is in here

[elder stone]

A good amount

[maiden jacinth]

Too many

[thin spire]

I had no disconnects for a really long time, maybe your problem can be fixed somehow if it works fine for me

[storm ember]

What we know:
• Grendyl is missing
• Brunt is missing
What we can safely assume:
• Brunt is Grendyl

[thick coyote]

Real briish

[maiden jacinth]

Finally, some good fuckig lore

[dry pebble]

i love when correlation implies causation

[maiden jacinth]

Cunt is the iconic British thing now? Interesting

[dry pebble]

like GW intended

[gilded socket]

Im cunting

[maiden jacinth]

Rip auzzies

[ancient violet]

Inquisition Ogryn?

[ember nimbus]

i dont think grendyl is "missing"
we just dont know who or where he is

[storm ember]

Clearly

[dry pebble]

theres spoilers about it in the new mortis trials memories

[brazen pelican]

Not too many, but we haven't told them about the oil, yet.

[stone ferry]

So there is no img perms for anyone?

[dry pebble]

only in other chats

[ember nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[stone ferry]

Oil? Where?

[storm ember]

Not knowing where someone is = person is missing

[gilded socket]

Ambatucunt

[brazen pelican]

In Tucson, Arizonia.

[stone ferry]

(Im not american btw)

[brazen pelican]

Insert Laszlo gif

[dry pebble]

The US really named a desert state Arid Zone, didnt they?

[ember nimbus]

not knowing WHO a person is = not missing

[elder stone]

Arizona 🔥

[ember nimbus]

he could be one of the guards standing next to sefoni

for all we know

[gilded socket]

I got that reference

[brazen pelican]

Well, they also named one "Flow Rider".

[gilded socket]

“Because arizonia sounded like Transylvania”

[stone ferry]

Florida🐊

[dry pebble]

Washing Tom

[brazen pelican]

The untold Harry Potter story.

[stone ferry]

I was there😎

[gilded socket]

I know jackie daytona, good man

[elder stone]

US the only country to name a state "I the hoe"

[stone ferry]

Idaho (i have nothing on idaho idk where it is)

[brazen pelican]

US the only country to name a state "Good Morning" in Japanese.

[dry pebble]

okay first one im struggling to decipher

OHIO

[final herald]

what about it

[dry pebble]

good one

[gilded socket]

Bust

[brazen pelican]

おはようございます

[elder stone]

Pacific Northwestern US

[stone ferry]

Thank you very much good sir

[dry pebble]

It isnt a pun but they named another desert state Nevada. Nevada means "snowy"

the guy who named the place made a horrible job

Also someone named Hell "los Angeles" too, makes no sense

[ember nimbus]

what about greenland?

[stone ferry]

Ill ask a

[gilded socket]

Explore

[dry pebble]

greenland and iceland are swapped

[elder stone]

At the time greenland was green

[stone ferry]

Yep

Danes🤷‍♂️

[brazen pelican]

FACTS!

[dry pebble]

stupid danes

its all your fault knut

[gilded socket]

Minos

[dry pebble]

and the Taur

[stone ferry]

Or minors

Dw im not a pedo

[dry pebble]

you mean sextus minoris 33, right?

[brazen pelican]

Sextus Minoris 69 would be wild.

[stoic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nz007jdA6M4 ''why don't europeans buy our american cars'' :p

[stone ferry]

No. Execute order 66

[gilded socket]

Cream in betweens

[stone ferry]

I will buy an american lincoln and went broke while trying to pay for the gas here in europe

[gilded socket]

Going to the store

Any yall want creamies

[stone ferry]

Ill buy lincoln navigator🗿

[dry pebble]

have a nice trip

[stone ferry]

No thank you

[gilded socket]

I wont trip

[gilded socket]

No creamsicle?

[stone ferry]

Im good thank you

Im flyin tomorrow

[dry pebble]

fine. Have ye safe travels

[gilded socket]

I dont travel

I move

[stone ferry]

Nomad

[elder merlin]

[stone ferry]

I played a bit of darktide so far btw

Tutorial and one mission

I play vermintide2 more

[dry pebble]

You prefer vermintide over DT?

[gilded socket]

Heresy

Kill this man with socks

[stone ferry]

I prefer star wars battlefront 2 over warhammer🗿

[elder stone]

Battlefront 3

[dry pebble]

you mean the game over the universe?

[stone ferry]

Can someone just explain to me why every warhammer game is different

Like gameplay

Once is fps

[brazen pelican]

Big universe, a lot of potential and variety.

[tawny hearth]

why is every starwars game so different?

[stone ferry]

Once pointand click

[stone ferry]

In fact its not

[tawny hearth]

ones a doom like, ones an rts, ones an rpg, ones a point and click, ones a space sim

[stone ferry]

Every one is actual third or first person

I forgor how to type

[stone ferry]

Fair

[tawny hearth]

you never played the dark forces/jedi knight series

[gilded socket]

Do i nap chat?

[tawny hearth]

most of that series is first person lol

[stone ferry]

I did they r dope

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[stone ferry]

But they are not canon sadly

Like force unleashed

😭

[gilded socket]

Slaaneshi mandated napy

Nap

[stone ferry]

Good night

[dry pebble]

to put it very very simply, its humanity 40 thousand years in the future. Its an authoritarian, brutal regime based on a state religion made around the Emperor, and theres no peace, only war against the enemies of mankind, be it aliens, traitors or the forces of hell itself

its cool and its a huge setting that doesn not have a big storyline to follow like star wars

[modest flume]

Everyone gangsta until the Sextus Minoris 105 shows up (don't even remember what that is)

[dry pebble]

no one even knows

[brazen pelican]

What about the Trippy Majoris 420?

[elder stone]

blah blah military designation this military designation that

can we get more MUSTASH PHAGE NUUURRGGLLLEEEEE

[dry pebble]

sixty ninus majoris

[modest flume]

The 40k universe is a 30 year old franchise and still going strong, depicting NINE base factions and nearly hundreds of subfactions all fighting together and each other

There is a near literal infinite number of scenarios that 40k provides

[dry pebble]

I never heard about the nine base factions thing

[modest flume]

I'm going off of DoW which is basically 4th Ed, which does not even include the Mechanicus

[dry pebble]

Oh

[stone ferry]

Except vermintide?

[stone ferry]

Cool

[dry pebble]

Ah. Vermintide is the warhammer fantasy universe. Its a whole different thing

[brazen pelican]

The Mechanicus is not real.

[dry pebble]

Since we are in a 40k server i summarized 40k

[final herald]

because there's too many possibilities to make from this series to not have each one be like that

[stone ferry]

Oh oh okay

[thick fog]

Warhammer is massively influenced with real time strategy turn based games

[stone ferry]

Thank yall for explanations

[dry pebble]

The original form of warhammer is a miniature based wargame

[final herald]

I wonder if we're gonna get aeldari in darktide

[stone ferry]

That type of games i really hate😭

[brazen pelican]

Important things to know in 40k.

Erebus did nothing wrong.
Magnus did nothing wrong.
Ferrus got owned.
Sanguinius had it coming.

[final herald]

idk if yall know but apparently there's multiple aeldari ships shadowing the morningstar at all times

[dry pebble]

i know of this

[stone ferry]

Idk any of that guys👍

[brazen pelican]

Just trust me.

[obtuse hornet]

Could just say it's a setting which is was primarily made for a table top game but now has grown into other media

[stone ferry]

👍

[dry pebble]

i dont know if we gonna get aeldari enemies, maybe there is a low chance of an Aeldari NPC?

[brazen pelican]

Rubs hands together.

[modest flume]

For example, our "protagonists" (for lack of a better word, because generally the setting is depicted as an extremely dystopian humanity spread across the stars and in a rapid state of decay) are the Imperium of Man. Under that umbrella, we have the Space Marines/Astartes, and their thousands of chapters, we have the Militarum/Guard, with their numbers in the quadrillions if not higher and their thousands of regiments, we have the Sororitas/Sisters of Battle with their few orders, who are a part of the broader Ecclesiarchy (and THEIR factions), which is basically the Imperial Church, we have the Navy/Navis Imperialis and their thousands of fleets, we have the Inquisition and their.. 6? orders who all have their own various subfactions

The scale of 40k simply allows for all of these scenarios to exist

[final herald]

In think it's more likely for it to be an NPC or class than an enemy unless we get drukhari, which seems way less likely

[dry pebble]

she just basically said that darth vader and palpatine are cool people and should be trusted with younglings

[modest flume]

Something to note is that no one is a friend in 40k, all of those listed factions above may be under the same umbrella but are in no way friends

[final herald]

The imperium of man are a huge shaman death cult conjoined with a machine cult that hates the concept of dying

[civic viper]

Are the Darktide servers shitting themselves?

[modest flume]

They frequently fight with each other as much as with each other

[brazen pelican]

Wrong. Nids are my best friends. ..oOwOo..

[dry pebble]

Depends on how far they are willing to advance the Grandfather Brahms plotline involving the rejects

[cyan current]

I mean they always are

[obtuse hornet]

Are they buggy again?

[dry pebble]

but yeah no drukhari

[civic viper]

Just keep getting disconnected everytime I try to login to my Operative.

[final herald]

seems to be the overarching plot thread at this point, which is funny in itself

rogue trader ship

that is an inquisitor

[obtuse hornet]

Maybe a VPN issue, it happens to me a lot😔

[civic viper]

Worked now and I don't think I have bad internet, as soon as I finished a match it just disconnects me.

[obtuse hornet]

If you're not using one then IDK, it seems to be an internet connection issue

[dry pebble]

thats double the authority to get an Aeldari on board

[final herald]

honestly the atoma plotline is absolutely great and has a lot of room for rediculousness

there're an entire missing hive city...and a zone that has no power at all that is solely illuminated by flares

[brazen pelican]

If Guilliman can have an Aeldari gf, why can't I? :<

[dry pebble]

unfortunately i dont think they like baseline humans

you must become something else

[final herald]

apparently they've helped grendyl before

[thick coyote]

Rules for thee

🗣️

[mighty fractal]

mortis trial dialogue says the eldar ships are non-hostile i think

[brazen pelican]

Typical authoritarianism.

[final herald]

yep

[brazen pelican]

And they are surprised people turn heretic.

[dry pebble]

Yeah the Aeldari are just following the Mourningstar and people have speculated that they have foreseen that something is about to happen and want to be around to help

Eldar are surprisingly amicable with the imperium

Some of the imperium at least

[elder stone]

Whos a silly little heretic :3333

[brazen pelican]

Me? :3

[final herald]

they have lived too long to hold too much of a grudge, at least the exodites

[cyan current]

silly little karker

[elder stone]

Who else

[cyan current]

I have only played the loose cannon for 1 hour and his voice is fried in my brain

[thick fog]

Not my style personally but I get it

[dry pebble]

it gets worse

[final herald]

I can imagine that the next class release will come alongside minis on the tabletop

like the kill time arbites

[brazen pelican]

You?

[elder stone]

We can be heretics 2gether

[final herald]

someone quickly dig up eldar leaks

[cyan current]

can a NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 actually run darktide?

[dry pebble]

Eldar have suffered in current lore

Oh my wraith bones

[modest flume]

Meanwhile Craftworld Altansar, the one craftworld who collectively decided "guys Chaos is fucking up the galaxy, get your shit together and actually FIX this place" being straight-up mistrusted because they've been fighting in the Warp for so long:

[dry pebble]

how they hurt

[final herald]

the fact that they're around at all in darktide is funny as fuck considering a lot of other lore going on

or

lack of such

"what is my purpose"
"you revive guilliman"

"Oh my god"

[dry pebble]

poor eldar man

[cyan current]

I wana see a fanatic zealot & cadian gaurd talk to a eldar

[final herald]

I hope fanatic is just INSANELY hateful

[dry pebble]

he is just going to kill himself in protest

[final herald]

lmfao

[obtuse hornet]

The steam page should say the requirements. I tried to run it on something similar in the demo and the PC wasn't very happy

[dry pebble]

i really like aeldari lore for things like this

They would be able to fix things only if they werent a decaying race mega fucked by slaanesh

[cyan current]

the steam req says that the minimum

but am not sure if i trust it

[brazen pelican]

Answer might depend on if you mean "run it" or "run it well".

[cyan current]

the MX 250 can run this game at a stable 5 fps

so my bar is in hell

[brazen pelican]

Damn.

[obtuse hornet]

It could possibly be able to be ran on low settings? But I wouldn't recommend it...or else uhoh...

[dry pebble]

There are some mods

[brazen pelican]

Hell? That's where Angel Dust is! :3

[cyan current]

I modded my game more than a tech priest's body

it gave me like 1 more frame

[elder stone]

Keep modding

[cyan current]

there are like only 2 mods

[rancid haven]

Hazbin hotel mentioned

[dry pebble]

Check these
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/49
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/236
Also some resources:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRN6KRFvgKnNu9t-nseWel-N9ty9NUBafzIfqqBZdyl2I4utOr60SqQlzdAo2CsFLzYvHg1IRUf3Huh/pub

[elder stone]

Show about hell
Its only gay people
What does this mean?

[rancid haven]

Its hella gay

And loving it

[brazen pelican]

That it's Helluva Gay show.

[cyan current]

yeah these would be nice but my game is baking inside of the mourning star itself

[elder stone]

Potato patato

You have no authority correcting me

[dry pebble]

Jesus

[brazen pelican]

'Twas a joke.

[elder stone]

I am aware

[dry pebble]

Get her Neurolictor

[elder stone]

oh nooo dont get me 🫦

[brazen pelican]

She has a Neurolictor?

[dry pebble]

👁️ 👁️
. 🫦

listen i dont do commas

i heard it was bad getting into one

[brazen pelican]

Makes sense to me.

[rancid haven]

Punctuations how do they work?

[brazen pelican]

But do you do colons?

[dry pebble]

i have one

[brazen pelican]

Most people do, I've heard.

[rancid haven]

Do you do period?

[brazen pelican]

Sadly not.

[rancid haven]

Period i get that

Ok ima shut up now and get ready for work XD t'was fun

[spare cliff]

weve had tox bomber yes but what about tox trapper?

surely everyone would enjoy more trappers

mutant in moebian armor

[brazen pelican]

Armored CC immune burster.

[spare cliff]

plague ogryn in carapace armor

[amber delta]

loner with a knife

[elder stone]

Thats one of my builds

[spare cliff]

either gonna carry you or run into a corner and die

no inbetween

[low hemlock]

nah Beast of Nurgle wearin Carapace & Flak Armor‼️

[brazen pelican]

Where is the lore accurate zealot using a Poxwalker as a giant club?

[spare cliff]

feels bad for whoever is in charge of dressing the nurgle beasts

[final herald]

I can't imagine a BoN doing that unless the cultists convinved it that it was for happy superslime dressup games

just because of BoN lore in general

[low hemlock]

Hmm, would chaos spawn wear carapace armor?

[final herald]

if you grew it in one yeah

good luck uh

convincing it...

if you didn't

[spare cliff]

the one in game has a helmet on tbf

[dry pebble]

Mauler does

[spare cliff]

and a single shoulder pad

[dry pebble]

Vital areas

[final herald]

the implications here being that it basically exploded out of a guy

[spare cliff]

indeed

[little marten]

🐌

[spare cliff]

although

thats a large helmet

rick moranis from spaceballs

[brazen pelican]

I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!

[final herald]

have yall noticed an uptic in snipers locking and shooting in like the same second

[spare cliff]

ive noticed an uptick in bombers that are silent

[dry pebble]

Actually yes

[spare cliff]

seen like 3 yesterday

[little marten]

If I was a bomber I’d probably try to be quiet too

[crisp gazelle]

or trappers waiting to catch you after a throw

[spare cliff]

i got pox hounded out of the air when a mutant threw me

hit me with the alley oop

[low hemlock]

Guess Wolfer really punishing his army to do better now, since Arbites join the fray

[amber delta]

I think the implication is that chaos spawns are weaponised by admonition and they put the armor and the green tubes on them

[spare cliff]

i assumed the green tubes caused the mutation

as they are present on the mutants

[orchid skiff]

UUWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH

[elder stone]

Shut your trap kitty

[little marten]

FatShark might as well bake the bad audio into a modifier at this point, have the sound replaced by warp wooshing and a soundtrack to someone whispering the golden compass manuscript rapidly, I volunteer if they don’t wanna pay for a voice actor I guess

[dry pebble]

Mutant?

[cyan current]

they do am pretty sure the chaos spawn are just a result of excessive bile

[low hemlock]

em green tubes is em corrupted stems full of nurgle juice

[cyan current]

nurgle juice doesnt even narrow it down

[elder stone]

So you are a kawaii kitty girl

[dry pebble]

So its that time of day when rewdy is feminized in chat

[brazen pelican]

My favorites.

[harsh sleet]

Ugh slaneesh

Xd

[final herald]

He finally gave them firing drills and/or adderall

[little marten]

everyone loves a cat girl till she squats down and starts dragging herself across the carpet

[brazen pelican]

Fresh pressed, 100% pure Nurgle Juice™, for the perfect start to your day.

[final herald]

careful you'll awaken the true heretics

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom can you do this?

[low hemlock]

[harsh sleet]

Before pooping or after? 🤫

[little marten]

If you're gonna roll dice with the devil, you can't be scared of sixes.

[final herald]

we are fighting a nurgle cult after all

[dry pebble]

Were going to swap quickly from slaanesh to nurgle

[cyan current]

now only 50% 4chan user blood

[harsh sleet]

6 6 6 the number of the beast!

[brazen pelican]

Presented to you by Asmongold.

[warm jay]

evening varlets

[final herald]

I thought nurgle was 7

🗿

[elder stone]

Stop using proper grammar I demand it

[harsh sleet]

It is

[warm jay]

Hadron system online

[harsh sleet]

Lol

[low hemlock]

Hadron my beloved‼️

[brazen pelican]

I most respectfully refuse.

[harsh sleet]

Imma go

Bye, see you in 7 months

[elder stone]

Bad

[final herald]

with the way james workshop is going I wouldn't be surprised if like, a lost primarch shows up in darktide

[brazen pelican]

No u.

[nocturne bloom]

Anything for Loosh

[dry pebble]

Please fatshark at least protect us from this

[elder stone]

Blocked
Reported
Molested

[brazen pelican]

In that order? ..oOwOo..

[elder stone]

Yes

[final herald]

u see the lore we have and you think fatshark will protect us?

[dry pebble]

You have a point

[brazen pelican]

Score. You can be such a lovely cunt, sometimes.

[elder stone]

Im always a lovely cunt

[brazen pelican]

This, is true.

[dry pebble]

Ture...

[elder stone]

Ture

[brazen pelican]

Sture.

[stone ferry]

Hello there

[brazen pelican]

General Kenobi.

[stone ferry]

I am back

[warm jay]

Kenobi hasn't been the same ever since he got bombed by Cody

[brazen pelican]

Bubonic Plague hasn't been the same since the 1300's.

[stone ferry]

I turned to the dark side

[warm jay]

Ever since medicine got modernized I've falled into crushing debt

[final herald]

there's a kreig ogryn head with a skull on it and I MISSED IT

I need it

[warm jay]

Not even Nurgle will accept me now

[dry pebble]

First time?

[brazen pelican]

My deepest and most sincere condolences.

[final herald]

evil fat shark

[dry pebble]

Go to hell fat shart

[final herald]

I guess I'm just glad to have the meobian gear so far

[dry pebble]

I missed the leather jacket for ogryn

[modest flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-burgers-hell-seeyouinhell-gotohell-hate-gif-4604459

[warm jay]

Thank you, at least someone cares

[final herald]

but man that kreiger helmet w/ the bladk cloth and skull looks so nice

[obtuse hornet]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[modest flume]

No one made a .gif of Mr Torgue saying that he'll see the ocean in hell, wtf

[warm jay]

Boo you, you filthy VARLET

[dry pebble]

Hey be the change you want to see in the world

[warm jay]

Everyone's dying

[obtuse hornet]

You're starting to sound like a 77

[warm jay]

How about you go back to Sextoring Minoris, you reject

[obtuse hornet]

This dung fest isn't be enough for the two of us. Go home

[elfin pagoda]

trappers are gonna make me commit a crime

[elder stone]

You do that Ara

[warm jay]

You're lucky you got the food rations after that display back at the Logistratum, your level 30 Arbitrator isn't gonna help you again

[modest flume]

The world is in turmoil, and people are in pain. Even still, we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop. grins

[nocturne bloom]

I like it when they bind me up

[elder stone]

Lamia how many kinks do you have

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[warm jay]

Clearly not enough

[elder stone]

oh no

[dry pebble]

Even the Nurgle kinks?

You know which ones

[onyx musk]

i would never have kinks

[elder stone]

Getting covered in the phage tree ooze

[brazen pelican]

Be gay, do crime.

[dry pebble]

Least convincing thing ever said

[modest flume]

Funny considering you're a chainaxe lover; every chain has their kinks

[warm jay]

Poxbursters when they're about to burst

[nocturne bloom]

You offering? 👉 👈

[elder stone]

Maybe

[dry pebble]

In a way this exists

[nocturne bloom]

[modest flume]

god I miss using a chainsaw

The primal urge to just rev a handheld engine

[warm jay]

What happens when you run out of gas

[modest flume]

Can't forget the tinnitus

[modest flume]

Blow some into the chamber, we have gas in our lungs or something idk

[final herald]

we had chainsaws back then????