general-chat

[tawny hearth]

sometimes people can't, or its like their 3rd crash and they just don't want to keep trying... or they rage quit

[pale sun]

Id rather go down with the ship than play with the braindead bots. Its so infuriating when youre trapped and they stand like 2 feet from you and decide to pickup a downed teammate

[west root]

Yes

[fiery wave]

If they did crash/DC, it was just that one time.

[empty basin]

If teamtes are selfish than it's not really a rage quit if you think about it. It's just leaving a boring game

[pale sun]

Speaking of, i still donw know how to do that one with the phage tree. I just let othera do it

[fiery wave]

Flip over all the circles, click trigger or X if white.

[tawny hearth]

i was teasing you for the whole "trying to correct social behaviors with macho ideals" thing was all, I actually think rage quitting is the type of thing that people who hold those sorts of ideals tend to do lol

i agree about it being bad form to rage quit

[fiery wave]

I think interact or lmb for m&k.

[pale sun]

Ive had multiple peoplw try to teach me how but for some reason i still dont get it. I fear I may be stupid

[tawny hearth]

you just move the selector around, the odd color out is the right one... its just "find the right one each screen and press it"

[fiery wave]

I was forced to do it on a near solo in like damnation once.

Cos everyone but one guy left.

[tawny hearth]

lol thats basically how i learned it

[fiery wave]

Said guy... His dog played better.

[tawny hearth]

i kept avoiding it till i got forced to actually do it

[fiery wave]

All I need to say.

[pale sun]

Maybe once I hit my 1000th hour in the game ill finally get it

[fiery wave]

Thank god that minigame can be done at 300 ping.

[gilded socket]

First of all if you interpret “macho behavior” then you need to go outside because theres no way you think like that, second of all darktide is team based, cant work in a team then find another game to play, true “‘macho behavior” is quitting to save your ass and to keep your fragile pride which is not how you should play darktide

[tawny hearth]

lol dogs in darktide are now like torb turrets in overwatch

[pale sun]

Even if you setup your PC for Pentagon levels, Fatshark's hamster wheels wont be able to process it as fast

[fiery wave]

Good puppo helped boof boof bad walkers when I did it.

[pale sun]

@elder stone they talking about being macho and shit. Tell em youre 6'3"

[elder stone]

Hey guys btw im 6'3

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

Im 6'3 I work out and I offroad

[pale sun]

Now THATS macho

[tawny hearth]

lol i didn't interpret macho bahaviors, I was saying the entire idea of being a pussy for quitting out of a video game is silly. There are alot of valid reasons one can have with people quitting out but them being "weak" is a silly one to have is all. And if we're honest i was ONLY teasing you because you came in angry about you yelling at your own team lol

[stable fox]

No one is macho. Except God Emperor.

Amen.

[elder stone]

I beat the emperor in an arm wrestle

[nocturne bloom]

Uppies plz

[elder stone]

and then he stood up and applauded me

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

Wat? Arby dogs are better at protecting you than the Arby themselves, lul.

[elder stone]

Okay twink

[pale sun]

Yeah. @elder stone is a twink compared to a 15ft GOD

[elder stone]

I am the Emperor reincarnate

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

If thats what you wish

[tawny hearth]

lol for like 10 years i had on my license that i was 5'9" because short guys love to lie about being 5'9" so at parties i could make them stand up next to me and hold out my license as proof (i am not 5'9")

[elder stone]

whos a good little twinky varlet

[fiery wave]

WAT?

[nocturne bloom]

Memememe

[tawny hearth]

a lady at the DMV made me put my real height on there finally

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

put 5'3 instead of 7'6

[stable fox]

Ah, good old trolling for no reason

[pale sun]

Im Asian so i have an excuse of being 5'4

[elder stone]

My reasion is I need to compete with Dutch people

[fiery wave]

Do you want boof boof pics? I'll go find my boof boof. Oh, under the bed upset she got scolded for trying to fight other dogs.

[pale sun]

Im ratling

[tawny hearth]

short people are cool dude, you can walk up stairs easier and dont' hit your head on things

[stable fox]

Why your dog wanted to fight the other didn't they had to be teached manners

[pale sun]

Yeah. Short king shit

[stable fox]

When raised

[fiery wave]

I'm Asian and 5'6 something... 1.72m.

[stable fox]

Ha, short

[blissful kiln]

smol

[elder stone]

But they cant reach the high shelf / trip people as easy

[nocturne bloom]

Peak physique talking, 5 foot 9 and 135 pounds

[fiery wave]

She got Hard R, don't like most male dogs.

[tawny hearth]

this is why a short person and a tall person are an unstoppable team

[elder stone]

6'3 160 lbs

[nocturne bloom]

More uppies

[blissful kiln]

160 liberals

[stable fox]

not so sociable

[blissful kiln]

or something

[elder stone]

Its like a splash damage unit and a high single target unit

[pale sun]

All you tall peons will one day bow down to us short kings and youll be the ones asking "hows the weather up there?"

[elder stone]

Whos a good little short boy

[stable fox]

You can throw short people for fun

[fiery wave]

She likes ppl though.

[pale sun]

Im a GREAT little short MAN

[tawny hearth]

one of my old roommates was like 6'6" or a bit taller and he broke his arm walking up the stairs onetime

[pale sun]

Skill issue

[tawny hearth]

he yelled like hank hill it was so hard to stop laughing as i helped him

[pale sun]

Gawddammit Bobby...

[gilded socket]

Heresy

[trail isle]

You mean how’s the weather down there?

Because you’d still be short if we were bowing

[pale sun]

Yall tall peons laugh alone there in the sky. I get treated like the short king that i am by a wonderful queen.

[trail isle]

Wdym alone in the sky there’s many of us

[gilded socket]

Keep it in your pants

[trail isle]

Just cause you can’t look up doesn’t refute everyone else’s existence lol

[tawny hearth]

i'm just not short or tall so i make fun of and back up all of you

[round mica]

Being short sucks

[trail isle]

Fair honestly

[round mica]

Can't see past tall people in crowds

[small falcon]

true…..

[gilded socket]

Being short is good

But idk if i count as short

[small falcon]

couldn’t relate though

[trail isle]

There’s advantages and disadvantages

[round mica]

People don't take you as seriously either

[pale sun]

Whatever. Yall trip and bump your heads easier. Safety in lower center of balance

[round mica]

I have the curse of being short and clumsy

[trail isle]

Be less clumsy

[tawny hearth]

i even have a long torso, i'm 5'11" when standing, i'm the same height as people who are 6'5"/6'6" when sitting but my legs will be swinging above the ground

[gilded socket]

Is 5’7 short or like middle ground?

[tawny hearth]

thats like low average

[lilac sapphire]

Just below average for males

By an inch

[nocturne bloom]

5 foot 9 is my utopia

[gilded socket]

Good thing im not male

[pale sun]

Being the average Asian height, i dont really have a problem with crowds as long as theyre also Asians

[lilac sapphire]

Then above average

Ig it depends on where you live as well

[elder stone]

Im gonna get gud at basketball yo

[gilded socket]

I live in west america

[round mica]

I must move to asia

[elder stone]

This is actually a great idea

[trail isle]

I will be there cheering you on the sidelines

[elder stone]

If I do that Im going to be a fucking giant

[tawny hearth]

that should be right near the average

[round mica]

First step learn the language

[gilded socket]

Good

[tawny hearth]

outside of islands the average is around like 5'6"/5'7" but on islands its like under 5'

[trail isle]

Chat gpt it

[elder stone]

Aloha amigos!

[trail isle]

Actually grok it

[tawny hearth]

because mammals get smaller on islands and reptiles get bigger on islands

[elder stone]

Guess it

[round mica]

I was just going to say yeah that's not going to work chat gpt it is!

[pale sun]

Depends on where in Asia. If Japan, then might as well glue Google translate on your forehead. If Philippines, then just use English

[fiery wave]

Is about lil higher than avg for Asian males. I am avg male height as a woman.

[elder stone]

American colonization came in clutch this one time

I dont need to spend 5 minutes on duolingo a day

[gilded socket]

Whats the american female average height?

[elder stone]

5'4

[pale sun]

Fat?

[gilded socket]

What

[pale sun]

No wait. Thats just average American...

[trail isle]

Like 40% of them

[elder stone]

Probably like 70

[trail isle]

Nah it’s in the 40s realistically

[elder stone]

lets be unrealistic

[round mica]

It's funny watching Europeans react to American food

[fiery wave]

Well, plump is fat technically.

[trail isle]

41%

[elder stone]

American food is 90% not american

[trail isle]

Hamburg Mfs when they eat a burger

[elder stone]

Lets call it...hamburg.....er.....

[gilded socket]

Burg…r

[pale sun]

After seeing what French cuisine is, i get why theyre so uptight

[elder stone]

Copyrighted

[tawny hearth]

5'4" but the studies are... kind of old at this point so the actual answer is we don't know... and with changes in funding who knows when alot of those old stats are going to be fixed

[trail isle]

Yeah they got a good reason tbf

[elder stone]

Stop tryna be me

[gilded socket]

Damn im taller

[elder stone]

We should call foods by the city they are from

[gilded socket]

Lets go

[round mica]

I dont actually know what French food is

[elder stone]

babette

[round mica]

I know croissants

[elder stone]

Call it a french.....er.....

[pale sun]

Fuckinger?

[trail isle]

French fries

[round mica]

And French frys

[elder stone]

Yes

French fries arent french

they are belgian

[trail isle]

Technically French

They all sparked French

[jade fable]

Technically true since a lot of it is corn syrup

[pale sun]

Same difference of white

[gilded socket]

French cuisine is shit on playe

[trail isle]

It’s good some of it’s bad it is what it is

[gilded socket]

Playe specifically

[round mica]

I'd like to try the onion soup

[elder stone]

Belgians are lobotomites who think they are a country

french people are a chemical experiment let loose

[pale sun]

Agreed. Just eat the waffles and STFU

[trail isle]

Discliamer: If any Belgians take offence do note we are joking we do mean everything we say on the internet

[elder stone]

No Im taking everything seriously

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

[trail isle]

As am I

I hate the fr*nch

[round mica]

Cuban sanwhices

[trail isle]

And j*bs scare me

[elder stone]

Belgians arent people

[elder stone]

A havana....er....

[pale sun]

Hit en with the hard F

[tawny hearth]

hating on Belgium feels like how brits cope with living in Britain from my recent experiences in the UK lol

[trail isle]

Tbf I would hate living in Britain too if my name was DannyG

[pale sun]

Ahhh the Brits. Their food and women makes theire men the best sailors

Colonize half the world for spice and all you even use is water and salt

[tawny hearth]

the meat pies and the full english breakfasts are pretty good tho... like they are simple and as plain as you'd expect but the highlights of being there

[small falcon]

will someone buy me arbites dlc

PLEASE

[trail isle]

They colonised half the world to set up trade

[fiery wave]

Cook rice in a pot, what kinda heresy is that?

[trail isle]

Fair honestly tho

[elder stone]

and send all the sluts to australia

[pale sun]

Sir, were being racist here. No begging

[gilded socket]

Bust

[elder stone]

(with love xoxo)

[small falcon]

sounds like a Horus one

sorry

[trail isle]

Ik babe ❤️

[fiery wave]

Just get a rice cooker. Is like $10 for a cheapo basic one.

[pale sun]

But in all seriousness. Hope you get it

[trail isle]

A Horus heresy

[pale sun]

Horussy

[elder stone]

They killed the emperor

[trail isle]

A whorus heresy fourty thousand

[tawny hearth]

i think all problems in the UK can be summed up by simply walking into a mcdonalds there and seeing how they organize a kitchen like that... like honestly i loved some parts of that country but man are things kind of run backwards... and i'm saying that as an american

[elder stone]

whorehammer

[trail isle]

Or if your DannyG

[round mica]

I couldn't survive without my rice cooker tbh

[small falcon]

erm actually the horus heresy took place in millennium 31

[trail isle]

Who lives in a shithole

[small falcon]

I live in texas suburbs

close enough

[fiery wave]

It makes cooking perfect rice easy.

[trail isle]

At least it’s not Birmingham

Which is a fucking shithole

And DannyG hates the fucking place

[pale sun]

The way white people cook rice is heretical. Asians perfected it, Africans have their own delicious way, Indians also got it. Why cant white?

[trail isle]

It’s full of dickheads and he hates it

[small falcon]

I went near birmingham earlier this summer

[gilded socket]

Birmingham is my favorite, all my favorite bands came out of there

[round mica]

I'm white I just use a rice cooker hehe

[fiery wave]

Asians made a machine and sold it even.

[trail isle]

Good for you Maxine

[pale sun]

You get the colored seal of approval

[fiery wave]

5 mins reading instructions and you get perfect rice every time.

[tawny hearth]

(the real answer is because whiteness isn't a culture, its a play for control, but the world (and even more specifically this chat) is not ready for this crisis of identity inducing talk)

[round mica]

Uh

[tawny hearth]

[trail isle]

This is darktide general we’re not going to be ready for that chat ever

[small falcon]

anyways fuck europe in general (except nottingham) 💯 💯🗣️🗣️

[trail isle]

We’re gonna complain that dueling sword is too op and how we could kill a greater demon of nurgle

[gilded socket]

Why are we being racist in darktide general

[trail isle]

Builds character

[pale sun]

This is a Warhammer 40k fandom. Its pure autism

[trail isle]

I hate Antartica mfs

All they have is fucking snow

Like wow how unique architecture

[elder stone]

Sweetie they have penguins too

[small falcon]

yes. People here call going to warhammer world a pilgrimage

[trail isle]

Penguins are chill

[small falcon]

yes we are autistic

[pale sun]

And big loud trucks. No ones impressed by your fuel consumption Uncle Sam

[small falcon]

what will you do about it

[trail isle]

Ikr

Pretentious pricks smh

[round mica]

Penguins 🐧!

There upto something I swear

Look at em

Huddling together scheming

[fiery wave]

Too late, Dueling Sword poked GUO eye out.

[trail isle]

It’s like their gonna fly or something

[trail isle]

Damn

[round mica]

[elder stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8qGOe2K0o&list=RDHJ8qGOe2K0o&start_radio=1

Glory to the DPR 🗣️

[pale sun]

Penguins are cool as hell. They smell pretty gnarly tho

[trail isle]

So when is the darktide raid boss mortarion coming to the game

[tawny hearth]

lol i'm so sad for people who view it that way, i only went there because my ex realized she lived right near by so she was like "thats like the rat game right?" so we went

[fiery wave]

Faith and crits.

[trail isle]

He got his ass beat once we can do it again

[tawny hearth]

likes it cool but not that cool

[misty trench]

5'7" gang

[elder stone]

Im taller than Aquila 🔥

[sullen mango]

Nice

[trail isle]

I tie with aquila I think idk

[pale sun]

Knowing fatshark? Where they take 50 busines days to make a hotfix? Give it 5 years when Vermintide 3 cones out

[trail isle]

I have to test height again

[round mica]

I take back EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT AI

[small falcon]

went like a month ago

[elder stone]

Glory to the DPR

[misty trench]

I'm 170cms, which afaik is 5'7" according to el google

[sullen mango]

who’s the tallest in the server

[small falcon]

pretty cool experience, however most of the exhibitions were closed

[trail isle]

It’s uh

[misty trench]

or is it 5'6? idfk

[gilded socket]

We are the same

[trail isle]

The god emperor

[elder stone]

190cm

[tawny hearth]

yeah its honestly cool i was just saying its not cool enough to treat with more respect then a cool outing... most things were open when i went, did they say why they were closed for you?

[misty trench]

we out here, not having to duck through doorways n shit

[misty trench]

long boi

[fiery wave]

Dead from Thunderhammer to back of head.

[small falcon]

yeah, exhibitions 2 3 and 4 were closed because they were working on new dioramas or something

[elder stone]

I get to aura farm wearing a black trenchcoat from afar

[gilded socket]

Just tall enough just short enough

[pale sun]

Is kombucha alcoholic? Havent had a drink in 7 years and im chugging kombucha like a blood angel

[trail isle]

Exactly mortarion can’t do shit

[round mica]

I'm this too I thought it was taller tho

[misty trench]

kombucha is not alcoholic, it is fermented tho

[fiery wave]

5'6 also. IDK, 'murican numbers confuses me.

[tawny hearth]

ohhhh that means all the stuff i saw is gone, it is really cool if you're into the minis at all, some really well done stuff in it when i went

[elder stone]

Im gonna hit 7'0 soon

[pale sun]

Phew. Dont wanna break my streak

[trail isle]

KOMBUCHA REFRENCE RAAAAAAHHHHH

good drink

[small falcon]

mortarion is in nurgles timout corner

[misty trench]

same, the imperial system is straight ass

[pale sun]

Its delicious

[trail isle]

Exactly we put him there again

[marsh iris]

i think they use kombucha to revive rodin

[gilded socket]

Borgh

[fiery wave]

Is that or got Sticky rumbler'd to death.

[trail isle]

Or like

One krak nade

[tawny hearth]

sticky rumbler is one of the great joys of life

[fiery wave]

Not sure why they still use it so... Shrugs.

[trail isle]

Did you just shrug kari

[misty trench]

because america as a country has a pathological need to be different

[trail isle]

I’m gonna have to Eula stare at you for that

[orchid skiff]

bro is kagurabachi

[gilded socket]

We use both imperial and metric in my automotive class

[fiery wave]

16. No kill like overkill. Yes.+1 to throw at the gibs from that 5%.

[tawny hearth]

most americans learn both... at least americans that use measurements in adulthood , I worked with a bunch of highschool dropouts and stuff making furniture by hand for rich people and they could all understand metric and imperial and could all do conversions quickly because we used both in shop

metric is good for most things but sometimes imperial stuff is good

[elder stone]

I use relative measurements by comparing it to other nearby objects

[tawny hearth]

always carry a banana for scale

[trail isle]

Yeah but how tall are you in Wii remotes

[round mica]

Didn't they try to go back and no one could understand the usual system

[orchid skiff]

what is it

[halcyon glen]

Now I ask you. Who will weep for the skaven slaves whose children are too young to understand and their skaven wives already forced to another skaven man? Spit upon their poor souls

[elder stone]

Give me a second to calculate

[fiery wave]

Because sometimes exact numbers good, especially in limited spaces.

[tawny hearth]

skavens having souls sounds like heresy

[halcyon glen]

No

[tawny hearth]

honestly? i think imperial is better when working with only human elements. But as soon as coding was involved we all swapped to metric because that plays nicer with computer stuff

[elder stone]

@trail isle I am slightly above 12 wii remotes

[tawny hearth]

so for table saws and hand cutting all imperial and for CNC and the fancy new auto sanders metric

[fiery wave]

4 cm diff between 5'6 to 5'69. GL getting things to fit.

[tawny hearth]

oh man you don't know that we use fractions in our measurements to get that small

we go all the way down to 64ths

[fiery wave]

Especially if the oven is bigger than the nook, lul.

[misty trench]

just slam things into places until it fits

[tawny hearth]

lol you can be that exact in imperial it just takes getting used to fractional breakdowns of the larger units

in imperial it breaks down in halfs instead of a 10 unit system like metric

[misty trench]

fractionally breaking down my brain rn

[elder stone]

you have one?

[tawny hearth]

so and inch turns into a half inch into a quarter into an 1/8th into 1/16th into 1/32 and so on

[elder stone]

which DLC gives you a brain

[trail isle]

The uh

[misty trench]

physically? no, figuratively? also no, spritually? allegedly yes

[trail isle]

Expansion Nerve Bundle

[fiery wave]

Is this why I hated Jumpstart when I was 8?

Because 'murican maths made no sense?

[tawny hearth]

[elder stone]

I identify as brain-wielding

[fiery wave]

And I hated maths in the first place?

[elder stone]

thank you

[fiery wave]

Also all the anerican geography questions.

[tawny hearth]

i hate math too, but woodwork is honestly super nice and fufilling sometimes so i'm good at eyeballing 1/32 of an inch

[halcyon glen]

You know those devices that mimic pain of giving birth through electrical currents, I think as official warhammer merchandise they could design a similar device which mimics the pain of a skaven broodmother had to constantly endure

[fiery wave]

And what the heck is football?

[tawny hearth]

its a ball you carry with your hands

[fiery wave]

Yes, there are questions in those games about it.

[halcyon glen]

@gilded crown thoughts?

[misty trench]

footy is a bunch of muscled up men in short shorts going at it for about an hour with no shame

[fiery wave]

Like, this is for 8 year olds, WTF?

Second grade?

[tawny hearth]

lol i used to love those games when i was little

they took place in a school right?

[fiery wave]

I had them all.

[tawny hearth]

same

[fiery wave]

From preschool to like 5th or 6th.

Can't remember.

[tawny hearth]

yeah they went up to around there

[misty trench]

to clarify, this is aussie rules football and rugby specifically

[elder stone]

foot

[misty trench]

american football is just CTE simulator

[fiery wave]

Was as funni as you think, why yes, giving a metric kid an imperial game.

[elder stone]

American football is team deathmatch melee only

[tawny hearth]

aussies do it smart, less life long injury prone compared to american football

[ripe tangle]

CTE?

[orchid skiff]

sometimes you read stuff that makes you wonder if americans are even real

[misty trench]

Chronic Traumatic Encephalitis

[fiery wave]

Totally a great idea. I beat them all though... >_>

[ripe tangle]

oh lol

[stable fox]

[misty trench]

yea I at first was intrigued by American football because I thought "oh all that padding is a good idea, why don't we do that" and then I realised the folly of my statement

[trail isle]

We did Also make a song to get people to stop sniffing petrol

[fiery wave]

Thing is, I live not in the states. Having to figure out things before the days of the internet was fun.

[misty trench]

(the song did not stop people)

[stable fox]

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/live-bile-troll-reaction-bile-troll-vermintide-vermintide-2-versus-versus-gif-14791691335031301398

[elder stone]

Can we drink gas together

[tawny hearth]

its like boxing gloves, they allow you to hit harder so the person getting hit just gets hit harder

[trail isle]

(The song was kinda fire at least)

[stable fox]

[misty trench]

TRUE to both of you

[trail isle]

[trail isle]

No

[stable fox]

You can't drink gas

Duh

[tawny hearth]

i'm not gonna pretend aussies are always smart... but they are about this one sport

[elder stone]

Sigh......

you just hate me

[trail isle]

Ty I just needed to clarify I see Australians and smart in the same sentence I have a slight issue with that

[trail isle]

No I just wanna drink booze instead of gas with you babe

Gas is pricey imo

[elder stone]

that works

[trail isle]

(I don’t have a car)

[elder stone]

(I do)

[dark wedge]

Booze?! I'll drink to that!

[tawny hearth]

the mental breakdown i had when i learned skin is semi permeable and one of those things that skin lets through is gasoline and how common it is for people to "wash grease off with gas" around here

[trail isle]

Did you know you shed your skin

[elder stone]

Yes

[stable fox]

[trail isle]

Like snakes

[stable fox]

And why do i need to know that

[trail isle]

Except less cool

And you barely see it

[ripe tangle]

what do you call those guys in the Australian Outback?

They have mullets and dress like it’s still the 1990s, they constantly swear and drink goon and smoke meth and whatever

I’ve seen the stereotype

[elder stone]

Im gonna buy an Impreza STi and start offroading more

[tawny hearth]

whats even cooler is bone remodeling, your bones are constantly restructuring themselves based on current stresses... its why punching a wood block makes you less likely to break knuckles throwing a punch and things like that

[sweet trail]

how much more damage do crits do compared to normal hits

[ripe tangle]

it’s like… a very specific kind of person

[misty trench]

Bogans

[tawny hearth]

but yeah we constantly replace our whole spooky skeleton

[ripe tangle]

THANK YOU

[misty trench]

as a Queenslander, those are my people, for better or worse

(it's for the worse)

[trail isle]

Ok bogan is ok to say cool

Was about to say but it’s a bit derogatory lol

[fiery wave]

@tawny hearth I just found out they had a UK ver... That might have been saner, barring money related stuff.

[ripe tangle]

my condolences

[jade fable]

Austrlia belongs to emus after the great Emu uprising

[trail isle]

Yeah fair

I fuckin hate the hitboxes on emus

[elder stone]

How do you lose against birds

[round mica]

Is this true??!

[marsh iris]

emus are fucking tanks, they can take machine gun hits

[tawny hearth]

lol that just makes me wonder how you ended up with a US version... maybe surplus that didn't sell in the states?

[ripe tangle]

For what it’s worth, China also lost a war to birds

[round mica]

I wouldn't mess w a cassiuary

[trail isle]

Ammo replenishing was hard

[ripe tangle]

so Australia isn’t the only one

[round mica]

They will dosembowel you for fun

[elder stone]

Uhmmmm shouldve had lootboxes around the map tbh skill issue

couldve resupplied that way

[fiery wave]

So like Hillbillies?

[trail isle]

Yeah no we got common drops

[round mica]

Some guy in Florida bought one thinking it was like a emu and it killed him

[trail isle]

And wasted lots of ammo trying to hit but it’s like those cod schitzo players

[tawny hearth]

which part? yeah its technically risking cancer by doing it and maybe some other cellular breakdown. Its not gonna kill you but its just not a good idea to really let gasoline/petrol on your skin and just sit there... if you're asking about people washing off grease with gas, then yes thats sadly true lol

[supple stirrup]

What’s the best autogun and how do you build it ?

[fiery wave]

I'm from SG. So either would be a little off.

[tawny hearth]

ohhhh lol

[somber stream]

Mornin chat

[trail isle]

Morning licht

[round mica]

I just didn't know skin and gasoline did that

[trail isle]

The bots are attacking cities and they have a mech

[somber stream]

Yeah i know

[trail isle]

Go do something about that licht

[fiery wave]

One would have saner Maths though.

[somber stream]

Not that threatening

[misty trench]

pretty much yeah, the aussie equivalent

[trail isle]

Also we need to name a city Gun

[gilded socket]

Woah now, don’t exaggerate

[round mica]

I’ve tried a few, but my personal fav is the braced auto gun

[somber stream]

More of an annoyance tbh

[gilded socket]

Hi leech

[trail isle]

Fair

[round mica]

We talking about Bogans?

[misty trench]

aye

[supple stirrup]

How did you build it ?

[round mica]

Ah

[trail isle]

Sister Lucia asked about them

[silver mango]

Fun and games until you can't hit a sniper 50 meters away

Infantry autogun is just as good if not boring as shit

[round mica]

Ah got ya

[fiery wave]

Heh. I understand now lul.

[somber stream]

Infantry autogun is based

[round mica]

Beware the bogan

I usually throw flak and maniac for perks!

For blessings I’ll run deathspitter and…fire frenzy I beleive

[gilded socket]

Im da woker baby

[misty trench]

the Sister wants to know about the intricacies of our hilariously dysfunctional Death World

[silver mango]

It's an gun

[somber stream]

A* gun

A very good gun

[silver mango]

No it's an gun

[somber stream]

Whut

[misty trench]

an very good gun

[round mica]

Not wrong, but tapping fire can work…sometimes

[gilded socket]

Braced autoguns are peak

[silver mango]

Like an car

[trail isle]

We also posses a subspecies’s of dipshits known as eshhays

[fiery wave]

Just throw a 'nade at them, I guess.

[trail isle]

God I fucking hate them

[supple stirrup]

Are they good tho ? And how did you build yours ?

[misty trench]

ah yes, the fucking LADS gahhhhh

[gilded socket]

touch me midas, make me part of your design

[misty trench]

agony

[silver mango]

Eh they're fine as a horde cleaner

[trail isle]

I met one like last year on the train for the first time

[round mica]

What's worse is eshay is now big in nz

[trail isle]

It soured my mood that entire year

[silver mango]

Don't ask me tho I use guns that are actually accurate

[misty trench]

that is so fucking unfortunate lmao

[round mica]

When for the longest time nz made fun of it now because all the musics like around that its just embarrassing

[fiery wave]

Did you crush his foot at least?

[trail isle]

I would’ve loved too but I just told him to fuck off

[round mica]

Now now. They are also great for clearing gunner patrols, rager patrols and Honestly, even mauler patrols can be taken out reliably, especially with a grenade thrown in

[fiery wave]

But then you are shooting hordes.

[round mica]

But they suck ass vs crushers

[elder stone]

Aren’t these guys like wannabe gangsters? I heard of them somewhere

[silver mango]

Most ranged weapons suck ass vs crushers tbh

[tawny hearth]

yeah outside of a couple of broken/gimmick things you shouldn't ever be shooting the horde because often that causes more problems for your team then it solves

[trail isle]

They are

[tawny hearth]

because poxies are an actual resource during a fight

[elder stone]

So Australian gopniks, gotchu

[fiery wave]

I would, old man or otherwise.

[round mica]

For sure. It’s why I take combat axe on my vet. Just for moments like that so I can actually contribute

[trail isle]

Nah old esshays don’t exist

[silver mango]

I have this foolproof weapon against crushers called my teammates

[trail isle]

That’s statistically impossible that doesn’t come around in the RNG

[round mica]

Polo wearing graffiti kids that have crews that talk like idiots and think doing dumb shit is "hectic"

[tawny hearth]

i love seeing a vet refuse to switch and they just sit there plinking the crusher like they're tom hanks at the end of saving private ryan

[elder stone]

So basically just Aussie version of gopniks

[round mica]

You’re not wrong. I usually let them take the brunt of it! I try to focus on everything else, but sometimes you just gotta jump in and support!

[round mica]

Usually will be like a kid saying he's gonna stab ya

[fiery wave]

They do here. Older uncles more prone to it since they think their age lets them get away more. So accidentally putting a large weight on their foot gud.

[ripe tangle]

What’s an Eshay?

[silver mango]

If I want to kill crushers I bring out the good ol' bolter

[elder stone]

Gopniks are the same but more unemployed and alcoholic

[trail isle]

Aussie gangsters Lucia

[ripe tangle]

oh

[elder stone]

Aussie gopniks

[somber stream]

U w0t m8 gonna bash ye skull in I swear on me mum

[ripe tangle]

I see

[trail isle]

Losers

[round mica]

Graffiti kids , short shorts nike tns and ratstails usually like young but there's adult ones too

[ripe tangle]

do they wear tracksuits and constantly loiter and litter the area they’re in with cigarette butts?

[round mica]

Yep

[trail isle]

Yea

[ripe tangle]

and pick fights with people they see as weaker than them

[round mica]

Always asking you for smokes

[elder stone]

Holy shit

They are just gopniks

Lmfao

[trail isle]

Yes they are

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[round mica]

Yeah pretty much

[somber stream]

That's just delinquent in general, we have them here too

[round mica]

Oh and meth

[fiery wave]

Wait, are we talking about the same thing or am I reading it wrong?

[misty trench]

Aussie wannabe gangsters that probably went to a private school and haven't done anything particularly difficult or dangerous in life beyond being reckless in public

[round mica]

They usually smoke meth

[elder stone]

Nah gopniks are way worse

[trail isle]

Nah ur reading it right karien

[round mica]

If you wear the death korps mask, does it remove your voice to be lore accurate?

[silver mango]

Nope

[somber stream]

Krieggers can talk

[elder stone]

The most dangerous thing they’ve done was take 2 pieces of candy on Halloween when the sign said 1

[round mica]

Sigh.

[tawny hearth]

i'm not even sure america has a name for this, like we have a type of this but not named it because americans are too literal

[round mica]

There's been some pretty fucking horrible crime in aussie

[silver mango]

Krieggers sounds like a slur lmao

[somber stream]

It is.

[round mica]

Like stuff that will make you feel sick

[trail isle]

Me personally the most reckless thing I’ve done was compliment a guys shirt if I think it’s cool

[elder stone]

You just say the K word you Steelot

[fiery wave]

Cos I'm reading it in the, ppl who do no no touching.

[silver mango]

Fucking trench thumpers

[ripe tangle]

shovel heads

[trail isle]

Oh nah just delinquent characters

[silver mango]

Armageddon Steel Legion is better

[somber stream]

Bloody Shovel humpers

[misty trench]

like the difference between an esshay and say, a bikie, is the bikie likely isn't a coward

[elder stone]

Truskan snowhounds 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tawny hearth]

its amazing you're still around with such reckless behavior

[somber stream]

A man of culture

[fiery wave]

Oh. So gangsters but not.

[silver mango]

I like the idea of killing demons with tanks

[trail isle]

Ikr even riskier the guy said thanks afterwards

[gilded socket]

The 155th needs strength

[trail isle]

Living on the edge

[round mica]

Bikes were so bad they made laws around them

[trail isle]

I’m edgeliving

[somber stream]

Imagine walking when you can just cruise around with the boys on a Chimera

[trail isle]

It’s like edgerunners but I’m not running

[silver mango]

Edgerunning

[misty trench]

yeah they legit just harass people and that's it, maybe they'll get violent with people they consider defenceless/easy

[round mica]

Can't wear any club paraphernalia or be in a group of more than 2 people

[trail isle]

I was edgewalking at that time

[fiery wave]

That's just what school bullies grow up to be then?

[round mica]

Nzs done the same thing w the patch ban

[silver mango]

I wish the plasma gun did more damage

[misty trench]

yeah they straight outlawed them in QLD, forget about the laws in other states

[tawny hearth]

edgexisting

[round mica]

I think it just makes the polices job harder tho

[misty trench]

YEP legit that

[trail isle]

Actually that’s based

I would love it they outlawed that culture period

[round mica]

It kinda makes them smarter tho

They just do business differently

[trail isle]

Just make it illegal fr

[gilded socket]

Moebian Might

[misty trench]

it is based, though ofc it didn't actually stop them from operating and forced them underground

ofc that's still better than having it out in the open

[elder stone]

Bikes? As in motorcycles or just pedal bikes?

[round mica]

They tried to

[misty trench]

motorcycles lol

[ripe tangle]

closest thing America has I think are just called “Hoods”

[fiery wave]

Cos well, they do that till the target fights back and basically nearly stabs them. And crushed the bits of another.

[elder stone]

Put a v8 into a motorcycle

[ripe tangle]

or thugs

[round mica]

Motorcycle mc like your clubs but it's way more serious in aus

[elder stone]

Hooligans

[trail isle]

The criminal underworld (it’s just like guys who litter and be a public nuisance)

[ripe tangle]

hoods is short for hoodlum

[elder stone]

You guys need better names

and more offensive names

[round mica]

The biggest gangs here would make you laugh loosh

[trail isle]

I mean they got plenty of offensive names

[low hemlock]

more like Wannabe Tough guyz

[misty trench]

people who run red lights should be legally mandated to have chicken fat poured into their car radiator

[tawny hearth]

the clubs in america are parts some of the biggest drug rings and are dangerous... and they are mixed in with alot of dads who bought the cover and started their own little bike clubs lol

[ripe tangle]

yeah pretty much

[elder stone]

Gopnik is just a deadbeat loser alcohol who is also a druggie, unemployed, wears offbrand adidas and smokes, also they just sleep in the snow

[fiery wave]

The ppl who fake being scary but are useless worthless cowards.

[misty trench]

I genuinely don't understand litterers, there are bins literally everywhere smh

[gilded socket]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[round mica]

We got a gang over here thar barks like dogs and their identity is a dog

[trail isle]

Is cracker the racial slur actually bad to say here cuz it sounds so silly to believe it’s a actual slur

[elder stone]

literally just put the trash into a pocket until you find one if there isnt anything around

[elder stone]

Its a wannabe slur

it tries so hard to be a slur

[round mica]

Naw cracker ain't a slur

[fiery wave]

Because laziness and coming from a country where dustbins is as rare as finding a hundred dollars on the floor.

[trail isle]

Ok cool so I won’t be warned for friendly fire

[tawny hearth]

more the idea of a rich well to do kid trying to act like a kid who grew up around gangs and stuff, like that specific thing, we would use plenty of words to describe it but not really one word for it

[misty trench]

it's not a slur, all good

[ripe tangle]

America is like…. somehow a ridiculously high and low trust society at the same time, sorry our version of wannabe gangsters isnt as threatening as the ones in Eastern Europe I guess…

[elder stone]

I still use it as a slur

[somber stream]

We slur posting chat?

[elder stone]

Your guys gangs are like sunshines and rainbows and unicorns

[elder stone]

Shut up steelot.

[misty trench]

plus crackers with pepper and sour cream are delicious

this is true no matter the interpretation

[ripe tangle]

XD

[elder stone]

Sorry licht that was rude

I apologize

[somber stream]

I have no idea what that is

[round mica]

Back in the day yes but the ha also have been active in Australia since it started up in America its the same vut a way smaller country and more bikies

[elder stone]

good

[tawny hearth]

littering is so stressfull, i'll fill up my pockets with trash before trying to drop some trash and not feel bad about it lol

[trail isle]

Fr

[low hemlock]

not enough, just pour a ton of sugar deep into the Fuel Injection

Car becomes completely immobile

[misty trench]

mhm

[fiery wave]

Also a name, or a codename, of some characters...

[somber stream]

In Germany we don't have much thug issue, since everyone can get stabbed quite equally for no good reason at all

[tawny hearth]

i get you, its could get like sturges but all the time i guess with that little of actual populated area

[ripe tangle]

@elder stone Natalia told me before, I asked her if she feels safe walking from her apartment to work since she didn’t have a car, she literally told me the crime here was on easy mode lmao

[misty trench]

jam a potato into the exhaust pipe (my uncle would do this to people)

[ripe tangle]

so she wasnt afraid of shit

[elder stone]

Ukraine crime is wild bro, my grandma told me a story about her being chased by a dude with a knife only for him to be hit by a car

[halcyon glen]

Boss of me

[round mica]

Always lock your doors at night guys 🗣️

[ripe tangle]

that sounds like some GTA shit lol

[elder stone]

Ukraine is GTA

Unless you are in like...Lviv

[gilded socket]

MOEBIAN MIGHT AS STRONG AS MOEBIAN STEEL

[round mica]

Someone around my area recently woke up to someone in their house they faked being asleep tried to wake their husband up by the time she woke up the husband the guy got away. Thus us how killers practice.

I saw it posted on the community fb page

[ripe tangle]

She did tell me someone stole her bike while she was here, she rode a bike for a while, one day someone stole her bike, the next day her neighbor stole it back and returned it to her.

[low hemlock]

blud doing it for the love of the game

[ripe tangle]

idk what that says about this fuckin place tbh

[low hemlock]

🙏

[elder stone]

In Eastern europe that bike would be found in fucking Bosnia in like 25 minutes

[somber stream]

Bike stealing is very popular in Denmark and Finland

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[round mica]

Terrifying stuff

[elder stone]

A Romanian delegation arrived somewhere using a stolen German car

[tawny hearth]

there was a guy going around my sisters campus years ago, he would break into random girls rooms and try to cuddle them in the middle of the night... it was like 8 months before they caught the weirdo

[gilded socket]

Say gex

[trail isle]

Baltic moment

[somber stream]

Checks out ✅

[elder stone]

Baltics arent like that

[ripe tangle]

I think she meant Balkan

[round mica]

It's genuinely terrifying behavior because it starts as this and turns into some dahmer shit

Like their working up the courage

[ripe tangle]

Baltics are wannabe Nordics who have a hatred for Russia and a love for Poland

[elder stone]

The classic switcharoo

[gilded socket]

I wnna go to romania one day

[ripe tangle]

Balkans are the PVP server of Europe

[elder stone]

Romania is good unless you leave the Carpaths or Bucharest

[elder stone]

Ukraine-Belarus are the FFA and Russia is exploits enabled

[round mica]

Is that the place where they scam the heck out of you if your not careful

[gilded socket]

What if i was a shark…

Blub blub blub…

[ripe tangle]

They’re only enabled if you’re an Oligarch, otherwise you’re just a hapless NPC

[stoic dune]

belarus is my favorite russian oblast.

[elder stone]

Eating cinnamon toast crunch rn

[elder stone]

LMFAO

[trail isle]

Me and my friends every now and then look at Bulgarian real estate and it’s usually just like

Patches of nature being sold

Sometimes there’s a house

[elder stone]

Bulgarian real estate

lmaoooo

[tawny hearth]

100%, the reason he took so long to get caught was because he was forced to slow down when people learned about it and everyone was so on guard

[stoic dune]

are we gonna keep pretending putin does not have a solid grip around lukashenkos balls? 😄

[trail isle]

Sometimes there’s a wooden shackle

[ripe tangle]

brb

[elder stone]

Bulgaria and real estate do not go together

[trail isle]

I’m aware

[elder stone]

Mr Kartoshka loves daddy

[stoic dune]

i feel bad for belarusians

[round mica]

I feel bad for Europe sometimes

[halcyon glen]

Hold your mad hands

[elder stone]

Belarusians are so close to starting a Euromaidan

[halcyon glen]

I cried

[elder stone]

give them a few more years

[stoic dune]

me too

[low hemlock]

U get spawn camped by hunters that only want your Fin for a wack overpriced Delicacy.

I’d recommend be a Mantis Shrimp

[trail isle]

I don’t

[elder stone]

I love Belarusians but they need to lock in and stop protesting, start a revolution

[trail isle]

Those pricks have had two world wars there like ffs

[elder stone]

God forbid a continent has fun

[stoic dune]

i hope they do, but i feel like russian police would instantly take over

[round mica]

Then I remember they brought this shit on themselves

[trail isle]

Yeah god forbid they do ffs

[stoic dune]

police/army

[trail isle]

Hosting in Europe per usual

[elder stone]

FSB is horrible at what they do

[tawny hearth]

lol I don't think theres a place in the world where i don't at least sometimes feel bad for the people, I think we messed something up on this go around

we need barry allen to run fast or superman to need to save his girlfriend

[misty trench]

IT WAS ME BARRY

[somber stream]

I JERK YOU OFF AT SUPER SPEED

[tawny hearth]

[elder stone]

YOU CAME AT THE TOUCH OF THAT WOMAN

BUT IT WAS ME

[ripe tangle]

hey so…. Why is Counter Strike so popular in Eastern Europe and Latin America?

[elder stone]

CS specifically can run on shitboxes

[trail isle]

Fun game

[tawny hearth]

its cheaper and still alot of fun

[ripe tangle]

ab fair enough

[elder stone]

Post-CCCP states didnt and still dont really have access to modern western computers

[ripe tangle]

I guess if it’s free and can run on a potato, it’s going to be popular in those places

[modest flume]

It was me, Barry! I was the one who tripped that Burster in front of you! That's why it didn't explode even though you pushed it! I made you anxious, Barry!

[stoic dune]

runs on both potatos and bananas, easy 60 fps.

[round mica]

Is this from Barry?

The show

[gilded socket]

Tiger shark…

[somber stream]

My dog to me:

[trail isle]

Reverse flash

[tawny hearth]

honestly this has helped keep alot of older fun games afloat at this point

[fiery wave]

1.6 runs on anything now.

[orchid skiff]

god i love pinging bursters when i dont know where my dog is

[tawny hearth]

not that its a good thing overall lol

[orchid skiff]

it's like gambling

[trail isle]

The yellow guy who’s a paradox to the flashes existence

[elder stone]

The Eastern European army shall keep dogshit games alive

[misty trench]

perfection

[low hemlock]

Hammerhead Shark

[orchid skiff]

is my teammate going to fly 30 meters into the air and land on the daemonhost ? who the fuck knows

[tawny hearth]

it counterpushing it back into you or a team mate is the real jackpot

[orchid skiff]

possible reward : it gets pushed away
possible punishment : unlimited
i live for times like this

[round mica]

What's those shark that live at the bottom of lakes and their blind but come up real fast to eat like a reindeer

[trail isle]

It’s called the uh

[round mica]

They live for like 300 years too

[trail isle]

The FatShark

tm

[round mica]

Greenland shark!

[low hemlock]

O B C D Shark

[trail isle]

More like O b e sity

[modest flume]

Baby shark do do do dododo

[stable fox]

Kill.

[round mica]

Apparantly they can grow to 23 feet

[tawny hearth]

pretty sure those just eat whatever they can find and just like... vibe float around the rest of the time

[trail isle]

Anyways I’m doing a baldurs gay game with friends right

I’m playing a Lolth drow right

[misty trench]

very based, go on

[somber stream]

Be the gayest bal to have durred

[round mica]

Farmers around those areas have reported livestock going missing and hearing a commotion in the water

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5KCoAGVADw

[trail isle]

I chose the white skin color

I’m a drow btw my skin colour is grey black leaning slightly into purple btw

[modest flume]

Cute

[trail isle]

I have a picture of it but sadly can’t post pics in general so I might harass some other chat like zealot

[modest flume]

However

Elf drow

[orchid skiff]

that's what zealot chat is for

[fiery wave]

Better be Lesbian or Bi who likes whipping men.

[misty trench]

elves are goated, idc what anyone says

[somber stream]

I don't get the elf hate tbh

[elder stone]

Frieren is me

[tawny hearth]

maybe? theres probably another reasoning for it but maybe... like sharkes are kind of gape limited usually so they dont' like eating things bigger than their throat hole, like they take bites from things to figure them out but they don't tend to hunt big things... its why sharks just don't eat humans (unless its carion feeding)

[trail isle]

I sent pic in zealot chat

[orchid skiff]

you're not even half as cute

[trail isle]

Of my lovely character

[elder stone]

You know I am

[trail isle]

Your correct loosh is immeasurably cute

[round mica]

These are sheep and small deer it's in a certain place too

[elder stone]

yes.....you can kiss....

[orchid skiff]

how much did you get paid

[round mica]

So maybe there's a shark who's earing them maybe not it's still interesting

[trail isle]

$0

[modest flume]

Nothing wrong with elves, they're just not humans and don't fit in the Emperor's vision

[round mica]

I don't think there's anything else in the lake though

[somber stream]

How's his vision working out for him rn?

[trail isle]

Guillimans banging his eldar waifu

[modest flume]

He's the anime protagonist, can't get any better than that

[trail isle]

[tawny hearth]

yeah maybe, like i said its possible but it could be a number of things, like some other predator or something else causing it and the sharks learning there is a chance for food when something happens

[trail isle]

Least it’s not a drukari

[modest flume]

Why do you think he can't get out of his chair?

[drowsy prawn]

Why you think big E built the webway, in secret 😏

[misty trench]

here's the thing right, if the Emperor's vision is so good, then why didn't he see Horus coming?

[elder stone]

Us????

[round mica]

But yeah I think we are less likely to get attacked by a shark than hit by a car crossing road

[trail isle]

Not to mention his name is literally Horus heresy

[trail isle]

Nah

[misty trench]

True, this would never have happened if his name was Hondo Heroman

[elder stone]

Fine....sigh....I guess you just hate me wow....

[modest flume]

He had to give Horus a chance to upgrade his drip, can't beat a flaming sword

[tawny hearth]

lol sharks never actually attack people really, they either try to invesigate them with their mouths ( ) or think they are striking another animal and spitting us out in shock

[modest flume]

The Emperor is nothing if not fair

[trail isle]

Neither one of us is a big burly man and the other a small stick elf lady

[modest flume]

said no one ever

[elder stone]

I guess we have to stick to wlw

[round mica]

That's how they work out what things are

Take a bite

[tawny hearth]

what else you gonna do without hands lol

[trail isle]

Yes that’s the reality silly

[modest flume]

Ferrus managed

He made new ones

[somber stream]

Also the reason why Emp is still around and humanity haven't get frakked over is thanks to elf tech

[round mica]

I love sharks

[modest flume]

technically

[round mica]

We still know nearly nothing about great whites Mating

[somber stream]

(Fuck drukharis though)

[modest flume]

No, that's what they want

[elder stone]

500 bottles of alcohol

[somber stream]

Oh yeah youre right

Love and caress them ❤️

[modest flume]

Instead, read them 50 Shades of Grey in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, rest his soul

[tawny hearth]

but also the entire reason for the need for that elf tech is kind of the elves fault to start with because they were to "elvish" and had to give birth to a hellgod

[trail isle]

I agree fuck them (mirazhai)

[orchid skiff]

pervert..

[round mica]

That's a nice picture to imagine

[elder stone]

Just choked on sparkling water

[fiery wave]

Why shark bites are usually just once unless starved animal. But once is enough to kill.

[modest flume]

No need to imagine

[elder stone]

never been through a worse experience

[somber stream]

Said elf god wasn't the reason why his sons turned on him

Big E was a massive dick to his sons

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

[round mica]

Huh? This is a shark species that has somehow hidden how it reproduces from humans , we know they do it but dont kniw how they all know where to go to certain spots for it is pretty amazing

[tawny hearth]

yeah, they still have mouths full of razors so even an small bite is catastrophic lol

[fiery wave]

They are fun, if you find one okay with not guro.

[gilded socket]

But tiger stripes…

[elder stone]

Sand sharks

[misty trench]

it all makes a lot more sense when you understand that the Emperor is Turkish 🐺 🇹🇷 💪

[tawny hearth]

we only recently figured out how eels are born

[somber stream]

Like looking for needle in a haystack

[elder stone]

Im the needle and you somehow found me

[modest flume]

In order to beat the best, you have to be the best

[fiery wave]

Is like a more dangerous cat.

[round mica]

Tbh it kinda makes sense for another turkish empire

[fiery wave]

Still.

[tawny hearth]

or a puppy that still has their puppy teeth lol

[elder stone]

Beat off the best to become the best at beating the best

[low hemlock]

Now thus Runtz, iz wha’s called
✨R I Z Z✨

[round mica]

Puppy's are little velociraptors

[low hemlock]

[elder stone]

bless up

Im a rizzard

[fiery wave]

Or adult fangs. I know doggos that bit too hard by accident. They were very sorry, arm ended badly bruised and nicked.

[drowsy prawn]

this chat is spiraling down toward heresy real fast 😂

[orchid skiff]

you can't rizz anyone

[elder stone]

Shut up you slut

[somber stream]

It was never loyal to begin with

[modest flume]

Cat teeth when they grow in are literal razors, shit is painful

[tawny hearth]

lol i had an elderly dog have an elder moment and swing her head too fast, her canine went all the way through my hand so trust me i know (my hand is mostly better now)

[round mica]

I have no charisma anyway so 🤷‍♂️

[fiery wave]

Just playing, but humans are just more fragile.

[modest flume]

They like nibbling?

[gilded socket]

Woof

[trail isle]

That’s why they maxed out their int

[fiery wave]

Yes, but not to the point a chunk of you is dangling in the ocean bad.

[modest flume]

Well that's what glue is for, duh

[round mica]

It's all the bacteria cats have that's scary

[round mica]

Your more likely to get a super bad infection from a cat

[modest flume]

This is an 8-pointed star

[trail isle]

It has spikes on it

[fiery wave]

In my case is, just playing but a little too rough. Poor thing probably got scolded after considering I was was just walking and playing with them.

[trail isle]

Me when I’m an ogryn and I’m sleeping with my blahaj

[tawny hearth]

its the nature of power in 40k, the line between pious and heretical becomes a discretion more than a law

[modest flume]

Simply don't think

[fiery wave]

Well, saltwater kills a ton of bacteria/germs in the first place.

[modest flume]

Do like what the nice man in the vox hailer says

[trail isle]

Then the chaos taint comes

[round mica]

Did you get bit in the sea

Did a dog/cat swim out to you to bite you

[tawny hearth]

yeah i got alot of that when i worked at a dog care place as a side job, this was there too but it was just an older german shepherd that had dementia. It was pure bad luck on my part

[modest flume]

See, that's where they get you. They want you to think, to have desires, to worry about things like how your family is, or if that tingling on your pinky toe isn't something more worse. No, don't think, and trust the Emperor (and more importantly, beaurocracy).

[fiery wave]

No. I'm just saying shark attacks seem horrific, but is just curiosity with razor sharp fangs in most cases. Cats might be out of spite.

[trail isle]

Counterpoint

[round mica]

Ooooh ok got ya my bad

[trail isle]

The deviously shaped night lord around the corner

[round mica]

Smoov brain

[fiery wave]

I mean, would you like some nice, rich chocolate?

[modest flume]

[tawny hearth]

be like the emperor, don't think

[low hemlock]

if u think THATS horrific don’t tell em what Alligators/Crocs will do to yah in waters….

[tawny hearth]

just be a dude vibing on a chair

[low hemlock]

[round mica]

Must be freind he's shaped like one

[fiery wave]

Those do it to kill and eat, not curiosity.

[halcyon glen]

The stars are out tonight

[round mica]

They will store you under a log for a month so your soft and easy to eat

[low hemlock]

yea, rather be in a water with shark than alligatorz

[modest flume]

Alligators are mostly chill

[round mica]

A 11 year old went missing in a creek in Australia w crocodiles in it

[modest flume]

It's the crocs you have to worry about

[round mica]

Crocodiles are scary

[tawny hearth]

but smart enough that human villages have and do befriend the local one to keep the waters safer lol (usually in a food based agreement lol)

[fiery wave]

Well, just enjoy them anyway. In 40k, treat every day like it might be your last, right? Enjoy treats when you can.

[round mica]

They found her stored under a log near a bank she'd been there for like 2 months

[trail isle]

Curiously shaped Night lord carrying the bodies of the people he’s skinned at 2 am in the morning

[low hemlock]

what kind of alligators u got over there?

[round mica]

Crocodiles are bigger braver and tougher

[fiery wave]

Free food, animals understand that. No attacks, easy meals.

[round mica]

Don't get me started on salt water crocs

[modest flume]

"I'm Night Lord the Night Lord!"

[halcyon glen]

Even your eyes are now

[modest flume]

Interior crocodile alligators

[round mica]

A slat water will kill you for being in its territory

[trail isle]

“I am night lord of the Nightreign” or something idk I didn’t read the manga

[round mica]

They grow to like 25 feet

[tawny hearth]

basically yeah... but thats still a step above what most people give the more scaley animals when thinking about how much they actually think

[misty trench]

crocodile is delicious tho

[modest flume]

They also jump very high

[round mica]

I never had it

[misty trench]

big recommend

[modest flume]

I know the cuban crocs can gallop, not sure on the others

[round mica]

There the ones that have been floating w their hands up acting like there drowning so a human comes to them

[tawny hearth]

i've had some in the south in america but thats probably different than what you had... or maybe not lol

it was good here at least

[round mica]

Look up Ramree island those were crocs

[fiery wave]

They are just more simple than mammals on avg. Heck, even spiders learn human behaviours to avoid them. Spider nests in places you usually rarely go or touch.

Even if there might be better spots in the open.

[tawny hearth]

yeah

[round mica]

And also crocodiles have had a human diet for years

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

They ised to feed them bodies on the nile

[tawny hearth]

tigers scare me more tbh, actual monsters

[round mica]

Oh yeah togers are scary

[modest flume]

nah I'm not fucking with a croc

[round mica]

They have to kill them after they kill a man cause they get a taste for them

It's the same w great white tho

[elder merlin]

Humans like to think they removed themselves from the circle, and they have for the most part, but every once in awhile they find themselves reintroduced to it, and found lacking

[round mica]

Once they start they usually keep going

[tawny hearth]

lol in the last like 100 or 200 years its been something like 300k people killed by tigers with that one study

[modest flume]

Crocs don't play around, if you see one, it probably saw you first, and you're only alive because it thought it wasn't worth the energy to expend

[fiery wave]

It's the same with raw diet and dogs. Once you start, hard to go back to cooked.

[gilded socket]

Woorf

[fiery wave]

Unless your gremlin just wants to steal your food.

[misty trench]

yea I'd assume they'd be pretty similar

[modest flume]

They weren't enough of a peerless specimen

[rose pine]

Circles, nah man I'm doing rhe square, and I mess up with every turn

[fiery wave]

They don't care at that point.

[rose pine]

Didn't show up and all.

[modest flume]

As an Aussie, have you tried kangaroo? How does it taste? I understand it's very lean

[tawny hearth]

honestly even back in the old cave man days a lone human sucked, we still worked together to make better ways of doing things and then teaching eachother, we just aren't made for lone survival in general

[kindred stump]

what are mortis trials and what do i get for doing them as oppopsed to normal game modes

[elder stone]

Wave gamemode, shit ton of resources

[modest flume]

Sefoni tells you she loves you and gives you a kiss on the forehead

Other gamemodes don't have that

[fiery wave]

5 humans better than 1 at hunting.

[elder stone]

God I wish she was real

[fiery wave]

And then friendly wolves happened.

[modest flume]

Just find you a (literal) freak like Sefoni

[tawny hearth]

its wave based with fun modifiers that you get to pick between rounds, and yeah it gives you alot more resources than a normal mission so good if you need mats

[round mica]

What about cassiuarys

Those guys will fuck you up

[tawny hearth]

5 humans better at everything than 1 tbh

[modest flume]

This is a bird (and reptilian) planet, and we're the prey

[round mica]

Iirc they have disembolwed people before

Literal dinos

[modest flume]

Even turkies can fuck you up