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Oh god someone mentioned powerBI
Yeah ovenproof wrote business intelligence software as a mod for darktide 
Optimize your gameplay the objective way
do +exp curios count to weapon xp as well?
Most likely no as the curio perk predates lock and loaded update
Brunt's weapons upgraded to green is most efficient method for XP grind
blue does nothing?
I've got caught by Trapper a few times when in Infiltrate mode as vet over last few days since when I started trying this build. Is it a feature, or should I try to investigate it as a bug?
You gain XP relative to power level. Not rarity
that's what I figured, but I never use xp curios so didn't know lol
I have like 26k plasteel so it should be fine
fuck
Going invisible doesn't stop nets

you're still not supposed to be aimed at?
Maybe the trapper took a lucky shot. I sometimes get headshots on stuff through smoke just by guessing.
💩
shred
When are they going to fix these bugged arbites skills? How am I suppose to steam roll havoc 40 now?
Be bloodthirsty and shred
why both
????
What's the point then

does pro player uses mini game assist mods
U mean nerf?
i ❤️ crushers
Nope bugged. Execution order is only triggering on dog kills. The team said they fixed it but haven't released the patch yet
gotta love when your game crashes 30s before you finish a havoc run and it won't let you reconnect
yeah because your teammates didnt give a fuck and just finished without you
It says cannot start a new run until old one finished
We were like 1 min from entering the boss room, I totally loaded in in time
common bug
lit
It's a regular day on darktide😇
I got pushed by a flmaer from behind into a poxburster
Darktide
Preach sister
Guys what file do I choose to connect darktide to vortex? It says I have to set it up manually
system 32
But my darktide game is on a separate drive on my usb, which was also where I installed vortex
I think vortex just wants to point where your game directory is
Nvm got it
what the fuck
how does people get their wanted curios
Melk, Brunt, drops
milk
Is there a set pattern on what cosmetics come into rotation? Or is it just random?
oops! all milk
It's just random
However
It usually goes
Semi decent
Slop
Slop
Slop
Semi decent
......
Last semi decent was at Arby's release
Then we got recolors recently
I want to get the one where the ogryn is in a full set of armor, don't know the name of it
Enforcer set?
Probably the Enforcer set yeah

might be
either im getting really unlucky or its just doomed 3 missions in a row that all end in the first room
You'll make it
It looks like this account has been compromised...
Just get really rabid and swing at everything
no
Mmhm
You will let me put more armor on my ogryn until he looks like a Kataphron Destroyer

Ello all.
btw do we know if the plasma gun nerf is going to be a rework or just a numbers nerf?
Number nerf
Hopefully just a numbers nerf. Fuck that gun
whats wrong with it?
they should buff las weapons after
Overused like a crutch because it can do everything with the drawback of mobility and swap speed but even those aren't bad
have you ever wanted to know how much environmental damage you did to scab trappers? now you can!
or how many stims of each kind each player used
or god knows how many other things
you can build custom reports lol
Nerfing uncharged shots buffing up charged shots a little based on older patch notes
yeah thats what they were spitballing
which, i think the plasma gun should probably be for charging up
instead of the ultimate carbine
that would make it more acceptable
What if we made the gun kill you if you overheat it then charge shot but made uncharged shots better in literally every single situation
All it needs is more drawbacks for being something that can cleave through everything
it doesnt need to be a point and click gun
its like if the revolver didnt require you to aim lol
YUP
"oh no crushers let me m1 in their general direction"
I'm more forgiving with the Zarona revolver because there is a shockingly low number of people who can aim down iron sights
which like... how
space cowboy
Agri is fun
the biggest problem is the effective range
at least when i brought it on mortis trials
Yeah it's close range but holy shit if you can crit the hell out of something it's awesome
you need assail or throwing knives or something
I've been able to aim some far shots with it but it requires sitting still and sometimes crouching
it does kinda own beasts of nurgle and stuff lol
i take flak unyielding on my ranged weapons these days because i cant remember the last time i actually shot a maniac
There's a lot of maniacs funnily enough
I put maniac dmg on only a few ranged weapons though, depends on what I'm bringing
My melee gets flak + unyielding since I find myself duelling monstrosities with melee anyway
i prioritize maniac just for dreg ragers
i duel everything but BON but im willing to take the dps hit
i love carapace unyielding magdump bolter maybe the funniest ranged
5 seconds pulling it out
2 seconds shooting
5 seconds reloading
15 dead crushers
i take it back can opener rippergun is the funniest ranged
the rending is pretty remarkable too
I have NO idea how to find captain damage in there
Not what I meant 
What server do people normally play on, on this server
I've played with people from the server once and they all said to switch from Europe
Tried carrying new players in damnation, all i ask i for rhem to stay close
First thing they did is to scatter and run everywhere
And had to keep running all around to pick tjem up
i dont have time to boot up but i think the simplest way is to take the attack report and move enemy class to the top of the list in the bottom left
it depends on the time of day
roughly whatever server is closest to 7pm
I oughta get home quick then...
wot da hyll all strike team channels are empty
My void strike staff is level 4 but I have the branx minor skin. Why lol
is havoc 40 bugged right not? the spawns seems 5x as much as it was last week
Just kill more
does rending help staggering things?
why do i get dced every damn mission is it just me
i stopped crashing entirely after i updated drivers
before i crashed basically every single mission,. and when i entered/exited psykanium
idk
i still sometimes DC, but not often
hmm maybe its my internet then thanks
only bothered to ask cos I was playing and thought hmm normally I dc by now and then INSTANTLY after thinking that i got dced lol
Just let em die and then rescue them later.
Nope
Normal
Spawns vary alot depending on map and map seed
Sometimes the havoc director just decides to take a dump on your whole life and you gotta deal
Shoot the gun harder.
*the depending map can vary alot as well
Syxorex sometimes has no spawns in end event
**UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE**
Okay so I signed into Darktide, agreed to the terms, agreed to crossplay, then it closed, but I open steam and it says it's still playing
What are the requirements for a partnership with Fatshark while streaming Darktide, or Vermintide if it's all the same
Tried looking in Discord chat and couldn't find much info
End in task manager if you cant close it, if thats the issue 
What is considered a "close range" in this game? When I test in simulation, I see certain ability that's supposed to be triggered in close range activated when shooting a target from the other side of the room, from as far as it allows me to go
Big man pig man pfp
@halcyon glen look at this
Game keeps crashing everytime I sign in. Sorry fellas. I will not be on the front lines sadly

It’s vermintime then
No
Not just you
Game tend to boot you sometime while playing
so if i have basically 0 dmg on a hit, but it has a lot of impact, it will stagger despite doing no dmg?
Yes
All the impact you stack on as arbiter adds up really quickly, can stun stuff with light attacks
Or bashes
what scoreboard plugin do yall recommend
I'm listening to a 40k audiobook and laughed at the dumbest fucking analogy
"Then we're probably done. Stay sharp."
I smiled at myself. Telling Midas Betancore to stay sharp was like telling a dog to stay hairy.
Or telling a space wolf to do a wet leopard growl
Tell a nid to consume biomass.
Don't remind me of the wet leopard growls
Was it Abnett that wrote that?
Is it a leopard growl that sounds wet or what a wet leopard sounds like when it's growling?
And what does a leopard growl sound like anyway?
when does commodores vestures refresh with new utems?
yes
Every Thursday, usually
every two weeks on thursday 
https://old.reddit.com/r/SpaceWolves/comments/14qiq6e/the_ultimate_guide_to_wet_leopard_growls_and/ seeing it laid out like that is so funny
two mentions every chapter
Yeah that's one of my favourite threads
Oh yeah forgot the whole 2 weeks bit
Need me dinner
it should change this thursday because the current rotation is absolute dogwater
need me rashuns
What button inspects weapons?
Like, how do I say box or rock as an ogryn?
Or all the other voice lines I see people randomly doing
Keyboard: X
Time to spam x
Based on previous entries, it'll be blank this week for sure
yeah its every two weeks i know
i think it was a wishful thinking thing
yeah
like
Based on previous comments, X gonna give it to ya
aquilas SHOULD be earnable ingame
good example and i also agree
i hope arbites gets new drip
and not recolored armor thats blue
🙏
they are looking very red and coat shaped
only reason im not using arbites is because everyone look related
Drip:
"We added a new cosmetic slot for your grenade/mine"
the coat that was in commodores was weird looking
i hope next arby rotation is a doge skin
i bought a coat recently for my veteran and its incredibly chunky for some reason
I mean, it's a fun class. Seems silly to not play for that reason.
looks off
its driptide
There is a mod that shows us unreleased cosmetics that are on the game files and we can see a coat exactly like the current one, but red, for arbiter
its over..

ngl i thought moebian sector arbites would be blue
bc the moebian reg is blue
i think
Out of pure curiosity what would you say the most viable high difficulty vet build is 
oof
use the starter shovel
Personally, i run shout, Recon las, smoke, DS or any of the power weapin
Gonna be real, not really feeling the plasma anymore and thats with the optimal stats
This for sure
i am the real inquisitor grendyl
Arb spoiled me, guess I can try out recon again
I wanna like vet but I cant get into it
partypeople, dont QUEUE for maelstroms when you cant survive aurics 😦 my last 3 maelstroms gave me a headdache
there is a lot of moebian regiments, the blue one is the 21st - but they are from the imperial guard which is like the army and the arbites are the fbi
so i dont know if they follow regiment colors
but yeah would be cool to have a blue cop
moebian 53rd is black
use power sword but don't use activate trust trust
they look so good
wet noodle gaming
Ive been playing for over a year I ain't that dumb 
wonders if this person is actually a Skaven in disguise
where is brunt
I want it so badly.
devils claw and shredder with stealth 
lmao i know you want that red oni blue oni theme Karien
I unironically run dclaw on vet 
ahsfhklgsghulhuoruhoohugl;ouhl;fhulhjlfdfghjldfjlh WHEN.
my life for the grandfather!
Come on fatshark release the coat
Also, release the commissar set again.
So I can tell by glance which is my funni mercykiller build.
for real, the OG comissar set for vet doesnt show up since forever
and its one of the best
Wake up, @sleek harness
works with all armor
i got the one with the mechanical eye
I don't even care for the eye, lul. I just like the sort of 'coats'.
I just opened discord right now and old man is stalking me
Look, the psyker inquisitor drip is just...
Seems like he missed you.
There there Patpats. He does it to everyone.
no i get you, coats look great
the eye is optional
except for arbites
I bought dat shit, looks swanky
Foolish of him missing me
I am right in front of him
Look, least played psyker... INQUISITOR COAT.
Anything that makes my character look like a nun is 10/10 
I kinda like the arbiter coat but not greatly. It really should look like this tbh https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Flets-talk-about-arbites-customization-what-do-you-expect-to-v0-tpz4tc01lx6f1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D564%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D619594ea083aa36b54114336f1ad4f23e087b622
So default fit
Based
Dude not every drug dealer is a prisoner
that coat made me play more psyker too

Baggy clothes 
Never said prisoner
Nope. He pokes me as well... So...
arbites coat just looks like a potato bag too me
Default clothes is prisoner clothes
Rending is simply the ability to penetrate armor, it works inversely but together with brittleness
idk maybe too harsh
I got it. The bless was Dum Dum and it says it gets you increased close range damage on repeated hits, but doesn't specify the hits must be in close range too
Yea, it baggy tho
12.5 meters
only unique customization i got for arbites is mechanical eye
and no beta helmet for arbites
need to add
the arbiter penance cosmetics are fucking dire compared to the other classes
three shirts, three helmets and three legs
You'll have to wait til after my gundam match now
The hell is a gundam match
and its the exact same model as the regular one
GUNDAM

isnt one of the penance armor wit hthe cape some ridiculous amount
i forgot
havent played in a week
lmao they tuned the numbers down
You should play it
I did it day 1 so not really
Or else you will be forgotten
im on roblox rn
how in the hell do you do auric maelstrom?new player
Play game
You kill
Become worth of auric
i cant believe i died in heresy last week

smh
got touched by several bosses
Touch them harder
first unlock the auric difficuty, then search for the mission labeled as maelstrom
press block if they touch
tried with vet
give arbites a cat
catbites
what is considered full level?
500 level weapon
do curios matter?
yes a lot
in power level?
In being alive level
oh like the curio powe level dont matter as much as the blessing
u get a penance for petting the dog
its the numbers that are important
what numbers like max stamina?
Kill the Raki
i dont even know what stamina is
Stamina is stamina
yea
it's non negligible stat increases
is that like a penance
we can pick up teammates?
there are 4 curio blessings. Max Stamina, Max Wounds, Max toughness and Max hp. max wounds is seen as a meme; Stamina is the blocky bar that shows up when you sprint or block melee hits and the +number adds blocks; Toughness and HP are the most important ones, followed by stamina
TELL ME WHAT IS IT
Some people might even consider stamina curios as important as hp/toughness ones
depends on the build
and class
Wounds seen as a meme:
My honest thammer reaction 
True tho
How do I get a 3 stamina curio? the guy in the video that i copied the build from had one
lmao yeah i forgot about martyrdom
Being lucky
They can appear in the store
Melk
Melk
curios are currently RNG yes, you cant change the top blessing. You have to rely on drops
The last 3 blessings you can change on shrine of the omnissiah
I am addicted to the gambling weapons of melk
the "varlets!" robo hag bitch
look in Melk to gamble for curios (you need a 410 rating stamina one) or you can find one in armory
Melk is not selling curios or is curios random even for melk
Dont talk about my dommy mommy wife like that
Where are my chaos cultist brothas at
I see
Melk can sell good curios but its not guaranteed
Gundam is a popular japanese mecha series, it has anime, figures, posters, games, etc
She can hit me all she wants
I honestly think the rat is only 15
bruh. any good youtuber guides or stuff ? I need to get better at vet
Bruh
believable
Goddamn rat dont know shit
Imagine being born after the ps3 came out
Vet be like that
?
Hello hi
is he bad?
Nu. Pat the fwuffy-thing.
Vet is imo the hardest to get good at
Very explanatory
I still don't know shit
Absorbing your loosh thru the astral plane
Vet needs a bit of tweaking compared to the other classes
I picked my struggle can't go back now.So how do I get good at vet?any guides or strats?
Imagine Neon Genesis but streamlined
Yeah its the most boring class
😭
i dont know about a vet specific YT guide, but this video has a good build and talks about how you want to play it. in my experience its a powerful build https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2UtjAJ10j0&t=667s
Just be thankful your not a zealot
The fuck do you mean? I literally explained what it is
You said its a anime
Do you not know what the term "Mecha" is?

I know

lmao Gundam is the original giant robot anime franchise
Thanks
its a simple way to put it
Maybe hes amish and this is his firts year outside the farm
you take shredder frags, survivalist shout, and hit specialists to spam shout
See? Cee explains better than you, Paul
that's vet

LOL
that's all folks
Even before evangelion?
And thats a real question cuz that show old as shit too
Motherfucker
yeah even before it
Brazilian i think:
Doesnt know Gundam :

in fact evangelion is sort of a deconstruction of gundam tropes
Do they even have brazilian amish?
couldn't kill em fast enough arby got to em before me usually
You have 33 years of experience to make a bad summary of a random ass anime
Ahh i always thought of it as a spin off but it didnt remind me enough ofgundam
Brazilians love dragonball tho gundam isnt unheard of
I told yall already my favorite is iron blooded orphans
If im not mistaken europe and latin america got anime before america did
i dont blame you, they made some stuff to seem like gundam on purpose to help with the deconstruction
All Cee said was that its the og, i literally stated the same thing except that it was the original
Its not exactly impossible, its just not the easy way out
If you know what mecha means then my statement was the same as his, just that he said it was the original
gundam is not that popular here yeah
but naruto and dragonball
oh boy
luv the shouty idiot class
Squid game 🇰🇷
Also Gundam was? When did Patlabor come out? @dry pebble
Dude is talking about Gundam like its the most known anime ever in the world
I mean, it kinda is
Ain’t gundam like dudes in robot suits
I mean its kinda pretty well known
Even that dude knows 

wikipedia tells me it came out on 89 and its 10 years after gundam
Reporting for duty
gay dudes in robot suits
char my beloved
Gundam is from 79
From what i have gleamed from this whole conversation is that the raki is stupid
There's hot ladies too 
that's true
The newer gundam on Netflix was pretty lit!
Hot dudes in robot suits damn
Lots of gay dudes and hot crazy ladies
The creator definitely had a type
yea and he's based for that type
actually amuro ray was kinda unlikeable
unlike my goat char
The hottest dude is the one reading this message
I didnt, that was someone else that made the amish joke, i just asked if brazil had folk that were like the amish
Then kill him
@sleek harness
This guy
Yeah exactly
Brazil has people that live like the amish but like
not by their choice
and not being part of a cult
extreme poverty?
Was it Brazil where the miners on jet packs started shooting villagers?
yeah
that sounds like a borderlands sidequest
never heard of it
Pre sequel ass quest
Quite a interesting one I don’t think it was Brazil but in rural South America the villagers were reporting alien attacks and raids, and it turned out to be local mining company spooking em off but I think they had like jet packs or something
Its peru i just looked it up
apparently Brazilian government is super corrupt, funds meant for the poor often end up in the pocket of some guy who’s already rich…
Police are also extremely brutal and corrupt as well apparently, even by South American standards.
lmao
which just sucks
It is
I feel like you could say that for 75% of the world
💀
Police brutality is getting less worse though at least theres that
i cant say its better now
just less worse
it was really bad in the early 2010s
Unfortunately the vast majority of people with the mindset to uphold peace are not the people that go into such professions
This is relatable
hi loosh
Hello
Give me attention
but its rampant corruption. We recently had a scandal on the Social Security agency in which more than 1 billion was covertly stolen from public funds. Its not even being investigated and the high court of the judiciary anulled the police inquiry
So its business as usual
Also the presidents brother was apparently in charge
Anywhere that isn’t Western Europe, North America (above the rio grande), anglosphere Oceania, or Japan/SKorea, it’s probably corrupt / pretty brutal in police standards
Hi hello
More
hiiii hwllloooo
Western Europe lowk pretty corrupt as well
same for s korea
There we go
shout out to all my hellhole friends living in shit countries
Not to the extremes of Eastern Europe / Africa
that's true
The Rain formally known as purple
ngl, a lot of the “America bad” I see online is because they’re comparing the US to like… Sweden or whatever and that’s the whole world to a lot of people for some reason
when the weather says theres a risk of rain
I think it’s also partially politically charged
They do tho. They literally have quakers who left america to settle in rural brazil. Look it up.
there's a risk of rain too where I am
America is the greatest country in the world
All countries low-key kinda bad it’s just less risky to fling shit at others
eagle hawk
Yep some real UFO lore
always funny to see people say "why would someone want to move to the US?" Like bro have you seen the narcostates
real amish? Damn
we got a lot of mormons to for some reason
all american
California only tbh, maybe new york too
Doesn’t Brazil have a town full of confederates from the US civil war?
If you dont own a 1million dollar home in the US then youre poor
California is just a piece of hell.

Brazil has a lot of everything
Explain without using tiktoks or memes
Heart of darkness yo
This is how I know you make less than 50k a year
Its a specific town that got some high profile families. City is even called Americana
I don't watch Tiktok
California is unlivable for the average person
But its a small town
Exactly
I’ve heard of it, it’s very interesting
California is consistently on fire and its very hot
the housing market there is so fucking crazy
there's also a huge markup on prices for groceries etc
I love it when my skin sticks to the asphalt
There’s also Fordlandia
And the government steals most of my money
Fordlandia is a whole beast
when Henry Ford tried to build hos own private town lol
Like holy shit
Personally think I’m too much of a heartthrob to last 5 minutes in California
thankfully the amazon reclaimed the territory
Gas??? 
and the government refuses to fund fire prevention efforts
Bruh California spends more on poloce and fire than the lower 25 states combined
We learn is school books about fordlandia and the trans-amazon highway about how its a bad idea to build in the fucking rainforest
This nogga watches fox news lmao
Brazil also had those who lost the American Civil War, the Confederates, a lot of them moved to Sao Paulo in the 1860s-1870s
🚨
Mods, eat his toes
I mean A LOT of them moved there
Sister why are talking about wars of my country
hello
You got some turning 18 to do
I’m stating random historical fact about people moving en masse
I just like seeing people get in trouble 
minors?! Here!?
not enough evidently
last year they forced insurance companies to lower rates to unprofitable levels and not use risk modelling strategies to price instead of y'know
actually helping to prevent bushfires
And not the Schola Progenium?!
There's a lot of those here sadly 
its less then people talk about
Ogryn mains
You mean the same insurance company owned by Vanguard that services your flyover state?
They got in a single rural municipality that is about 200 thousand today

and yeah its because slavery was legal
Good day
The real largest populations is the country having the largest black population outside of africa and largest japanese population outside of japan
bro insurance is a business
if you want to keep them servicing your state, they need to at least break even
if you restrict their usage of tools (like risk modelling and other analytical stuff), obviously they're gonna leave
also a surprising amount of germans and italians
@gilded crown babies first foray into keynesian economics
Mayhaps, who will join us
Don’t you guys also have a lot of Slavic people?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg @dry pebble

wtf does Keynes have to do with this
this ain't economy regulation
not that much its like 2 million descendants
hey king sorry but in work rn
Epstein didn't kill himself bro
Why you calling me king
She was the chaos, I was the fixer
bro I know that
wait I'm getting baited
it's a trap

Pepstein worked for Coca Cola
Aren’t traps just femboys
im a polite man
Ooh, share some more boy lore
it's like femboys that present more feminine I thought
traps are also mechanisms used to snare animals during hunts
I thought it was more
I think it’s just a femboy who’s actively convincing others of being a female until they get into a relationship
Therefore a “trap”
loosh lore
Alright well this isn’t a conversation I wanted to come back to
I thought it had something to do with deceptive tucking
then again, people talk about South America with the no-no Germans who’s name I probably can’t say from WW2 moving to South America as if they all went there, when in reality it was a lot less than people expect…
Its exactly it
people do like talking about Argentina as if they’re all the grandkids of warcriminals when it’s like… no they’re not
Some are Welsh
people get like "what! they escaped!" and tend to exagerate the numbers
guys I'm actually kinda getting the hang of xcom
it also doesn’t help a lot of people especially in Argentina have German and Italian surnames, but German and Italian people had been moving there since the 1830s 😐
this is
People love to exaggerate/downplay numbers
over a century before the war even fucking happened
not a conversation I want to be part of
Recent years prove it
Its a big thing in south america that after the independence wars and the gradual abolition of slavery, we got a big amount of european immigrants in the southeast area
Very unknown to the outside
Outside is S tier
Donetsk is outside
Id say, although from what Ive seen some see it insulting to be called one now
so I tend not to use it anymore
France is outside 
Outside of what guys
I mean it was also a slur for trans people so
You were offending yourself💔
Outside in Oxford town
This shouldn’t even be anything we’re talking about here
we can engage in civil discussion
It’s just geography tbh
If you look out the windows you can see demons
Good afternoon, fellow Rejects and Arbitrators
I like being called names so it checks out
You dastardly rascal you!!
Goobert
People say that but then get upset when I call them poopoohead
speaking of South America, there’s a thing I think is kinda funny people from South America have this thing where they insist on there only being a single American continent, but even LATAM people in North America don’t do that, it’s mostly a South American thing
That is because its an anti-american thing
some online insist on referring to Americans as “United Statesians” but Mexico is also officially called “United States” too…. So they’re really opposed to it generally.
Im upset because its lighthearted
But above all im disappointed
They couldn’t have come up with a better name it seems like
also good luck going to Canada and calling ANYONE American, they’ll stop being polite really fucking fast, you may even get jumped lmao
I’ll try that out
seems like its a cultural misunderstanding
Call a Scotsman English for similar effect, or a Welshman or Irishman
They should call all natives First Americans
I mean, technically they are Northern American, but I imagine they much prefer Canadian
same reason too
Call any eastern/southern Slav Russian lmao
Or a south korean, north korean
I call polish people russian to piss em off
even worse, call them Japanese
they hate that
Call a Chinese person Taiwanese
Back to work i go. It was fun while it lasted:') until later, comrades
that too
Or vise versa
As a good neightbour I tell Finns they are more Russian than Scandinavian. They love that.
Don't you ever dare mix up the Balkan nationalities
ion think people would be very offended by either side tbh unless they're hardcore nationalistic
(source my family is Chinese)
Who is joining us?
That’s why I flip flop when I speak to nationalists of a certain country

Ragebait 101
Finngolians
Tell them that they were under the Russian empire so they all have to be russians
There’s more than one root for the grandest tree
You know who irk me when they do that
TEXANS
Instant fight
They all larp that theyve been texas for centuries
When the overwhelming majority of texans came to texas less than 80 years ago
Tell them they lost the Finno Korean hyperwar
And then call a Russian a mongol and they flip out
Call a Hungarian a Slav
Its because like, south americans live in the americas, and if we try to identify ourselves as american in most places, we get like "no you arent from the united states". Its like a label was stolen from us from a country that has, in the past, installed fucking dictatorships in our countries.
Also, Latinos and Latin America was also a label that came from the outside to pack us in groups that didnt even make sense to most of us at the time and we didnt even adopt in greater use to this decade.
The "no you arent american you are unitedstasian" is honestly just culture rebellion, purposefuly making up shit against a group that has historicaly made up shit that miffed us
yeah bro im not reading allat
Stolen valor
Wannabe Slav
calling Hungarians a Slav gets you a fight with both Huns and Slavs
You will never be as poor or corrupt as us
oooo call me that again
I was excited to play tonight and the fucking WiFi router died.
Use ethernet cable
Like real chads
Remind them of Magna Hungaria and tell them they aren’t European at all
Aw yeah, just have that lying around. It has no GHz. Everything else is green.
Uh oh, Eastern European war about to break out in here. I’ll come back at the end to sweep up all the cigarette butts 💀
Insanity
arent they more similar ethnically to Turks?
Mongols
I made a brit rage once by telling him they were nothing but face painting savages until the romans came along
This works well for the germans too
I’d take that as a compliment tbh
Anglo literally comes from blue in latin
master baiter goddamn 
My hands got warm when I went to Stonehenge I know my roots bro 🐦⬛
Hungarians deny the horde past and claim they are European
I g2g to work
Thats celtic innit?
See ya’ll later
Try telling an Italian all pasta is the same.
Tell an Italian you break pasta
Or that pasta came to itsly from china
Thats too far bruh dial it back
Tell an Italian that pasta originated from China
And tomatoes from mexico
Tell a Chinese that ramen is Japanese.
I think they might actually be aware of that one
This is true, to be fair.
Instead tell the Japanese they were fighting on the wrong side in WW2
They dont teach kids in japan about nazis
they do vro
Tell Italians that they originated from Orlando bloom being a fuckboy
Tell a Ukrainian borscht comes from russia
Tell the french that the croissant came from austria
fuck I'm getting baited again
Tell Romanians have nothing to do with Rome

Tell an American apple pie is not an American creation.
This is some tzeentch level trolling
Tell an apple that american pie is not an apple creation
The most useless thing ever
This one is fun, ngl.
Tell a 40k fan Erebus did nothing wrong.
And they actively insult him via breaking his wish of not being worshipped as a god
I dont like him, he killed Argel Tal
Tell a world eater to calm down
They literally made a mockery out of him
I still havent read what gulliman thought when he first saw the imperial cult in all its gaudy glory
They would literally have a seizure
Tell a 40k fan to read a book and not get their lore from youtube
What’s the emperors star sign?
This
Why are so many fandoms so laxy now
If you subscribe to audible tbe books arent even expensive, you get a free book a month
Book cope
Like be for real
Get your lore from chatgpt
My BIL boasts that he’s never read a book, I think we’re losing the battle folks
Call the LOTR movies "the Sequels, like in Star Wars" when talking about the Hobbit movies.
Lotr sucks anyways
He got that Capricorn energy
The fuck is Capricorn energy
Call a Disney produced Star Wars movie “the best oat”
Such a Gemini thing to say
Wouldn't you like to know 💅
Maxine seems to live under a rock
Or make the mistake of dating a horoscope fanatic 😩
Yeah no im good
Son: "Mom, at what time was I born?"
Mom: "Stay away from that girl."
She said her being a Leo isn’t compatible with my being an Atronach
Time to listen to outside
never
Absolute Taurus vibes that
..oOwOo..
Scorpios tend to be the freakiest
ANY YEAR OF THE PIGGERS IN THE CHAT??? 💰 🐷 🐖 🐷 💰
no you’re the only one ever
Would you like to hear about Bistol x Shredder Frags?
Most auspicious 🙏
Id like to hear about the homework folder on your cdrive
This place is a insane asylum
That doesn't exist.
Hi hello
It does
🫦
I feel it
an insane asylum has more medicated people
Henlo! :3
Hiyo
It doesn't. There's a folder literally named yuri though.
Lmao
And Adult games.
So homework
So...
pox buster
No homework.
I'm an Asparagus
Yeah
Also, that fanfic idea exists cos @slim iris decided to ask for it in psyker mains.
I don't, there are so many possibilities.
Id love to butter you up with some garlic and a oh so naughty dash of flaked sea salt, platonically
You can fanfic dn
Loads of Touhou Yuri. Sakuya x Alice best.
And parsley?
You would have Touhou yuri
Maybe even paprika
i studied with a guy named yuri once
✝️
Flat leaf?
Was that not obvious?
HUNGARY MENTIONED 🇭🇺 🇭🇺 🇭🇺

HUNGARY🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳
Paprikash
our great hungarian forefather chinggis haan
I'm feeling hungary for some gulasch now
You lose track after 2tb
The last black khan of Mongolia created Hungarian people

I prefer flat-leaf, but I also love parsley. :3
alimari > sakuya alice any day
Ello all
You ever had liquor? The parsley sauce
Good to see the craziness hasn't changed.
I have not. I have never heard of it. :3
Naw. I prune it to keep only ships I really like... It's like 10 GBs compressed now.
Cant relate 
we were having an insightful geography conversation earlier, you just come around while we talk about touhou porn
Tis alot
Rookie numbers pal
I see that in the log.
Not as much as the great library of Tzeentch has, RIGHT?
Another day in the ‘guard
Lol, correct
Look, I need space to install games.
I am making that tomorrow.
Can you ship some to me
Im the sigma gooner, youre just the beta soy 
what do you even do with all that
like
extract it every now and then, look longingly at your monitor, then recompress it?
Soy fapper
I don’t think couples therapy will help you anymore
It’s beautiful, it’s typically served with pie and mashed potato but I think it can be great with fish and other types of potato - kinda like a parsley gravy - I truly hope you like it Its a bit of a dying recipe outside of London
no gooner is sigma
Couple??? Me n who???
the sigmas make the porn
I could probably just eat it with baked potatoes and be happy. :3
blessed sigmar bla bla bla ravaged body
me n u 
Found the furry artist.
Your schizophrenia
i wish i was that rich but no
My fury guides my eviscerator through the head of a heretic
me when no Loosh
No 
💔

Oh!?
More, I keep the compressed folder from downloading. XD
$50 per hour
👉 👈
Send me your PayPal
What if we kissed in strike party 4
👉 👈 😳
Heretics

All of you
No u.
not me maxine go accuse someone else
This is too humorous
I smell it
We got a sniffer!!!
I trained my nose to smell heresy
Freak
The emperor was most vigilant when the custodes were in grey sweatpants
Sure. ;)
Sorry, had a lot of beans for dinner 😅
Found the Brit.
Could just be poor.
Did you put the beans on plain toast? Baked potato?
Yupp
40k fan and poor? Please.
could happen
Im like a bomb sniffer
then sniff this one
Could be. You wouldn't know.
I believe you. ;)
Huh
My Chinese ancestors frown at this insult! Twas long beans stir fried in fermented black bean paste. Twice the beaniness
To be fair they could be poor because they are a 40k fan.
Where were you at Darktide launch then hahahahahahahahaha take that FatShark
the sexual tension in here is palpable.
They could be even before. And the only reason they have things is cos ppl get it for them.
The second the rules get deleted this is going to become freak heaven
I was asleep
My own utopia 
Or give them things.
Give me things
As far as I’m concerned you are all number one packet sniffers
gives headpat.
Ship me all krieg/cadian minifigs
Heresy smells like the gym locker room



