general-chat

[somber stream]

Might give the place a visit one day

[wintry fog]

"I love the emperor!" "NO, I Love the emperor!" Just riveting commentary

[round mica]

It's cool ! I still need to go see the shire smh

That's not far from me either

[somber stream]

I need a cape for that

[round mica]

I'm pretty sure it may actually be on the other island lmao

[somber stream]

They really don't make things like they used to anymore

Wait i sound like a boomer

[round mica]

I just now realise how much of a boomer I sound like

[sleek harness]

You sould like @elder merlin

[somber stream]

No he sounds young actually

[wintry fog]

Both are true to an extent, art reflects the material conditions and arising psychology of society.
Cinema becomes more boring, violent, and fashy as things get worse.

[somber stream]

I thought he was in his early 20s

[sleek harness]

He is 33 years old

Old as shit

[gilded socket]

Blargh

[jaunty path]

Wow 30? Can you tell us who built the pyramids?

[wintry fog]

Slaves with copper saws and sand

[jaunty path]

Waow...

[inland mantle]

Sounds like the average friday night out with the bois

[round mica]

No I was their it was aliens

Smh have you not been watching your late night history Channel?

[gilded socket]

Mugh

Muck!

[somber stream]

We're forever 18 inside

[inland mantle]

Who you mucking?

[weak beacon]

Evil and intimidating horse 🐴

[somber stream]

Tanks are cool, sticks that look like sword/gun are rad

[inland mantle]

What if both?

[wintry fog]

Every man intrinsically knows a cool stick when he sees one on a walk

[orchid skiff]

you rang

[gilded socket]

You like baneblades?

[somber stream]

Who doesn't?

Heretic's opinion excluded

[wintry fog]

Traitor tanks are pretty cool

Traitor armies in general have so much extra work put into them

[gilded socket]

Loosh

[wintry fog]

Now I understand

[gilded socket]

I actually have no idea

[gilded socket]

Theres things you dont and wont

And that will be a mystery forever

[sage dragon]

I see that Kitefin is here. How's it going? The rest of the crew still enjoying vacation?

[halcyon glen]

Love is theft

[sage dragon]

tell that to the Marshall. I'm sure it will end well

[stable fox]

I miss strawhat now.

Nothing is fragging same when something is missing.

[halcyon glen]

I miss Mira

[somber stream]

I miss Shrek

[gilded socket]

I miss batman

[somber stream]

Oh wait they're releashing a new one soon, it looks fugly

[gilded crown]

They’ll redo it like they did with sonic I’m sure

[somber stream]

They better

[gilded crown]

Disneyfied shrek

[halcyon glen]

But your fear is as old as the world

Is the superman movie any good

[gilded crown]

Not seen

[somber stream]

Why are you sending message to yourself

[gilded crown]

I’ve heard good things tho

[gilded crown]

Joker

[halcyon glen]

Really?

TELL ME if it’s good or not

[gilded crown]

It’s worktide I’m afraid

[halcyon glen]

I’m having worktide too

Half an hour left

Going to skive the last ten minutes

And the ENTIRETY of next Wednesday

[marsh iris]

oh we switch shift

[halcyon glen]

As well as tomorrow afternoon

[marsh iris]

datide soon

[halcyon glen]

The moment you know you know

[candid holly]

I'm working on the no downs for 15 consecutive run and just had a mission aborted on mission 13. If that kills the streak I might actually uninstall this game

[halcyon glen]

E

Uninstall and join Vermintide instead

[sage dragon]

random poll time
who do you think we should get as vocator when Fatshark introduces new mission and map?
I'm split between Sefoni and Dukane

[halcyon glen]

Aqshy

[round mica]

I like the ones w morrow alot

Sefonis abit weird and dukanes mean : c

[sage dragon]

what about the aribiter that has joined the crew on the bridge?

[halcyon glen]

His dog, yes

[candid holly]

lmao no

[stuck wasp]

Brunt

[halcyon glen]

Why

[halcyon glen]

Did it kill the streak?

[sage dragon]

cuz he still missing last I heard

[wintry fog]

Is that class specific? Cause like, middle tree vet with upgraded voice of command

[wooden creek]

Rannick + surprise aeldari

[sage dragon]

oh dear lord plz no. we got enought arrogance from the Tertium nobility

[marsh iris]

Captain Titus

[wintry fog]

I've been very rusty since I got back into DT.
Got back into Heresy a few days ago and every team seems to freak tf out and get split from eachother.

[marsh iris]

[sage dragon]

I know what you mean

its so basic but everyone forgets the first rule

stay with the group

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/community-gif-23728528

[neat jewel]

Nothing worse than going through a point of no return with the team just to see one dude way back fighting a horde completely stationary

[candid holly]

idk yet it doesnt live track

[halcyon glen]

I am steeeeeeeve

[candid holly]

no

[halcyon glen]

Ok

Please let me know

[sage dragon]

or trying to point out meds and ammo for teammates and they just keep walking

[candid holly]

finishing mission

[halcyon glen]

It would be just hilarious if it did

[wintry fog]

and none of them know how to ping
or shove bursters
or not shoot bursters when they're near an ally

[sage dragon]

ooh yes, cant forget about bursters, even worse with barrels sometimes

[whole parrot]

I usually struggle more in public damnation/aurics than i do in havocs, it's just players who play there are mostly casuals

[halcyon glen]

No such thing as casuals in VT2

[neat jewel]

In my last match we were at the elevator to the next section, with a full med station spam pinging it for the dude with all but one bar of corruption and nearly zero health and he just refused to use it and sat in the elevator until we gave up and went to the next zone where he died immediately. Wasn't even a Zealot so no wound build

[tacit geode]

Proctor Exactant Zorin

[sage dragon]

thats the arbiter on the bridge right?

[jade fable]

Im a casual

[neat jewel]

I keep having the opposite issue with Arbite I'll ping an enemy with the dog mark and immediately everyone will stop their current fight to swivel over and kill the enemy that's already going to die 😭

[tacit geode]

Yu0

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[sage dragon]

players like that make me wish there was a commisar class, with the ability to execute fellow team mates for stupidity

[wintry fog]

Ah well that kind of makes sense.
Up until arbiter released, ping just meant "kill this motherfucker"

[jade fable]

Arbite class should split a portion of total health with the dog

[neat jewel]

I mean yeah but it has an entirely new symbol so everyone knows the enemy has been marked for the dog and not just pinged for the team to know about

[sage dragon]

don't worry, the big nerf will be coming when Fatshark recovers from vacation hangovers in August

[round mica]

They will probably do the other classes trees before balancing

If anything everyone saying it's too easy there gonna mess w spawns

[neat jewel]

Probably not gonna happen, they said in the devblog they purposely made the dog invincible because they thought with all the chaos managing it's health bar would be impossible

[wintry fog]

It's the dark red one yeah?

[round mica]

Fix the broken talents ect ect

[hard star]

Yknow what kind of cosmetics I want in darktide? Feudal-World themed cosmetics, like full on padded cuirasses no overtly golden and not designed to be a priests outfit

[whole parrot]

Yeah i'm not seeing them nerf it until it's well into it's life span. It's quite easy too see why the paid class is overtuned. I'll give it 6-8 months

[jade fable]

No I mean deploying a dog, ither than lone wolf, will reduce the players overall health.

[sage dragon]

I want the Ogryn bone'ead hat from the Dawn Of War series

[wintry fog]

YES, or at least medieval armor influenced guardsman drip.
I still wish we had legit moebian armors, which are more metalic look less like traditional flak armor

[neat jewel]

It's not a different color, it's a new symbol. Regular ping is just a skull but the dog command one has a blade cracking it open down the middle

[round mica]

I want a valhallen set

[jade fable]

Give every class a pet

[neat jewel]

Ogryn is just a rock with googly eyes

[jade fable]

Thats funny

[sage dragon]

speaking of cosmetics, with all the new pennances they added with this new update, they should be able to expand the reward system further. Finally got the fancy hat cosmetics at the end of the pennance point meter, and already I want more.

[nocturne coral]

I wished zealot helmets weren't all so lame

[round mica]

I like the skull one

[nocturne coral]

Might have missed this one bc of bad outdated store system

[jade fable]

Something like a chaplin helmet would be good

[round mica]

It's literally a chrome skull

[nocturne coral]

maybe in about a year it will come back in the store. lol

[hard star]

Been reading more and more on feudal worlds in warhammer and the fact fatshark hasnt dug into that vein of potential gold still dazes me. Like itd be probably easier to make 'feudal-themed' armor then a shouties plate set-. Simple padded cuirasses and chainmail 🗣️ 🔥

[round mica]

It was in the store 1 or 2 rotations ago

Solemnity herald mask

[sage dragon]

they do need to consider reorganizing the store a bit

[hard star]

I want my ogryn to look like an actual peasant farmer

[gaunt wind]

Im still waiting on Ogryn Enforcer to return

[sage dragon]

especially with the addition of the arbiter and with other classes further down the line

[hard star]

Like farmers hat, over-alls, and a poorly maintaned button-up shirt lmao

[jade fable]

Ogryns sre supposed to be brits from liverpool

Love me mum
Me dad
Love me manchester united
Simple as

[sage dragon]

If we ever got a Beastman class, can you imagine just how much fun they could have with the cosmetics and the dialogue?

[jade fable]

Where would a beast class even come from?

Tzeentch?

[gaunt wind]

Very unlikely Beastmen and the Inquisition dont exactly get along

[sage dragon]

abhuman

[wintry fog]

Yiffman99 has joined the game

[jade fable]

or that trans god?

[sage dragon]

imperiums full of them

[round mica]

There's a kill team box of them

[wintry fog]

I didn't mean to quote you @neat jewel LUL

[sage dragon]

some sectors tolerate beastmen, others consider them mutants

[jade fable]

Shirtless Beastmen will just excite the furries

[gaunt wind]

There are Abhuman Beastmen but theyre bordering on being considered mutants by the Inquisition but get by with extreme zeal for the imperium and combat effectiveness

[neat jewel]

I was so puzzled I put down my phone and thought "what did they mean by that.."

[round mica]

There basically just beastmen from aos

Bestigors

[halcyon glen]

Dlc pet

[gaunt wind]

Same with Felinids

[hard star]

More I think about it the more I feel like itd be actually surreal for a guardsman to accidentally get stranded on a feudal world

[jade fable]

Give my ogryn a battle kitty

O a combat servitor

[hard star]

Like you are essentially holding the most powerful weapon on the entire planet and somehow nobodys aware of it

[jade fable]

A mechanicus cat

[sage dragon]

maybe with admech class

[gaunt wind]

Tech Adept with a combat servitor

[round mica]

He would have a bird I think

[sage dragon]

lots of fun toys for them

[gaunt wind]

Imagine an Ogryn Servitor

in game

[jade fable]

They exist in the lore

[gaunt wind]

I know

[round mica]

Necromunda servitor ogres look sick

[gaunt wind]

Being able to use different servitor types would be sweet as a keystone

[marsh iris]

i want dog cosmetic replacing its head with a human servoskull with fangs

[sage dragon]

so any bets on where we will find Brunt? My bet is another mission in the Inter-zone void.

[marsh iris]

give us the stuff from nightmares

[jade fable]

Female ogryns too

We need those

Need

[tacit geode]

Or the underhive

[tacit geode]

Go ask GW

[gaunt wind]

That brother is starvin

[round mica]

He's down on atoma somewhere, iirc

[jade fable]

Need my ogryn to have a bbl

[marsh iris]

a what

[round mica]

A Brazilian butt lift garut

[marsh iris]

[gilded socket]

What

[gaunt wind]

They could add Female Ogryn its just GW has never created models or art for them

[neat jewel]

Felt, harmonized, related to

[gaunt wind]

In one book a man named Jurgen (the homie) is hit on by a drunk female ogryn lol

[neat jewel]

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEE

[gaunt wind]

Actual death by snu snu

[neat jewel]

An honorable death I'd say

[gaunt wind]

He was actually nervous and didnt know what to say which is the funny part lol

"The only female I'd ever known to take a romantic interest in him before was an ogryn on R&R, and she'd been drunk at the time. He picked at his food nervously, responding as best he could, but it was clear he was out of his depth."

[jade fable]

🥰

[jade fable]

Imagine fumbling and ogryn

Btw its The Last Chancers by Gav Thorpe

[hearty dagger]

Female ogryns exist?

Fake

[rose pine]

Faaaairly sure they don't

Mightve just mistaken a very buff commisah for a female ogryn

[rose pine]

My ogryn came with one

[jade fable]

Chad

[spare cliff]

they do exist theres just never been art for them

search for cassia

[rose pine]

Mans ass is so big that he can use it as a melee weapon in close combat.

[neat jewel]

Good enough

[gaunt wind]

Where do you think Ogryns come from

[hearty dagger]

Same thing

[spare cliff]

gw is scared of the ogrussy

[rose pine]

Only female ogryns I've seen have been inbetween the numbers of 33 and 35.

[gaunt wind]

You guys cant be trusted with female ogryn

[rose pine]

Tubes, perfectly engenieered to carry the bigger guns, for the smallest of Commisahs

[hearty dagger]

Not true

[spare cliff]

i find it weird they released female ratlings but are afraid of female ogryns

[gaunt wind]

Look up Female Blood Bowl Ogre models and there are your female Ogryns go wild

[spare cliff]

damn fr

oi

[gaunt wind]

Warhammer 40k was Originally just Warhammer in space Ogryns are just Space Ogres

[spare cliff]

thats an ogre

they are the equivalent but they do have major differences

[round mica]

Those are ogres

[spare cliff]

ogres arent human

ogryns are

[gaunt wind]

Yes I know

But theyre basically the same conceptually

[spare cliff]

i guess... but ogres are a bit more monster like imo

[gaunt wind]

Look at original art for Ogryns and they seem way more Ogre like

[spare cliff]

true

[surreal ermine]

real ogrynheads cant be trusted with them as they already are

[gaunt wind]

[delicate vapor]

[jade fable]

It gets interesting when you consider possible ogryn/human hybrids

[neat jewel]

Interesting indeed..

[gaunt wind]

Its possible

[jade fable]

I wonder what the emperor thinks of our chat today

[spare cliff]

poor women

[gaunt wind]

We're getting smited

[jade fable]

C section birth?

[gaunt wind]

poor guy

[jade fable]

Lmao

[surreal ermine]

they gettin the fucking z section with an ogryn

[spare cliff]

cant imagine its much fun for a female ogryn with a human male either

[round mica]

Death by snusnu

[rose pine]

There's a solid Dwarf meme, that would work with the female ogryn topic

[neat jewel]

Hotdog down a hallway...

[jade fable]

I dunno some humans can go down town

[round mica]

That they look the same as the males

[jade fable]

NBA players exist

[spare cliff]

general is interesting today

[jade fable]

Ogryn are what 7-8ft tall?

Shaq O'Neil is 7ft

[round mica]

Taller iirc

[gaunt wind]

The odds she crushes you accidentally arent zero is the issue

[jade fable]

Ywah

[round mica]

The ones in dt are v small ones

[jade fable]

Missionary lol

[gaunt wind]

Coward

[jade fable]

I wish I was a new chat user again and just walked into the chat tonight for the first time

[jade fable]

I love my pelvis too much

[gaunt wind]

May Big E have mercy on you

[jade fable]

Like that scene from the award winning movie "white chicks"
Every girl Terry Crews dates ends up in a wheelchair

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[rose pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/499973298071928833/1394260950856630402/jtedeamknbb61_1.png?ex=68762a32&is=6874d8b2&hm=0085332897190bf43c1adc65fad7073e5db0a941b3d97280c4083205a87d0a1f&

I'd imagine female Ogryns having the same ordeal.

[surreal ermine]

ogryn coochie gotta have a gorilla grip they gonna do the equivalent of not letting go of the trigger to your wang

[rose pine]

Literally just a male ogryn, but with slightly cleaner skin.

[neat jewel]

They gonna get up to leave and drag you with

[jade fable]

Vice grips

[surreal ermine]

omnissiah save me if an admin comes in here its over

[jade fable]

🤣

[rose pine]

That's how they got the name of Guillogryns

Gonna decapitate anything you insert

[ebon quartz]

We should have a hotfix today, right? To fix the passives and keystones that are not working on the arbites

[neat jewel]

Aren't the devs on a month long vacation right now or something

[gaunt wind]

Theyre definitely the same size but distinctly female enough

[surreal ermine]

theyre swedish theyre always on vacation

[ebon quartz]

Probably, but I remember reading in reddit that in FS are aware of the problem and that has been internally fixed and they would deploy a hotfix

[jade fable]

Paternity leave

[neat jewel]

I only know two swedish game studios and both have a vacation every other month so I'm just gonna assume that's right

[stable fox]

Eh. They're humans after all.

[daring panther]

American corporation: "You're pregnant? Twice the labor for the cost of one."

[halcyon glen]

Hi guys

[jade fable]

You can take the day off during birthing labor, but come to work the day after.

[surreal ermine]

yeah sweden is the opposite side of the coin where you read the devblogs and every other one is like "we'll be taking a break for our mid-early partial biannual weekly summer vacation"

[gilded socket]

Words

[neat jewel]

Sounds

[halcyon glen]

Yummy

Sound and vision

[neat jewel]

Remember guys, if your contractions are anything more than 10 minutes apart you MUST show up for work or you will be written up for an unexcused absence

[surreal ermine]

how is blowing up a guys head less effective than 🐕‍🦺

whats the deep lore

[neat jewel]

Strong skull, weak core and spine

[round mica]

a row machine can help

[wintry fog]

The usual suspects: Wahh people aren't having children
Also them: Employers have the right to discriminate against pregnant applicants and pregnant employees 🤓

[somber stream]

I will require your aid today for some Penances big man

[round mica]

which ones

[somber stream]

That one psyker thing

[round mica]

very detailed

[somber stream]

Kill a Beast of nurgle or smt

In Private mode

[spare cliff]

if that didnt require private mode id have it

[round mica]

ahhhh killing a monstrosity with brain burst

[somber stream]

Yeah that

Should be easy yes?

[round mica]

i will use my tauntgryn to help

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[spare cliff]

it is with friends who wont kill the thing

[somber stream]

Wonderful! One can always rely on an Ogryn to prevail

[spare cliff]

especially shield or chorus friends

[round mica]

howdy

[somber stream]

Good mornin to you good sir

[halcyon glen]

Hi guys

[vestal mantle]

The goal today is survive work

Im off tomm

[somber stream]

God speed

[wintry fog]

Henlo fellow imperials, how are your non-heretical days going

[round mica]

does anyone know how much stamina needs to be depleted to reach max "all or nothing" stacks?

[frail lichen]

mine is going Very non heretical

[vestal mantle]

To max out my morale stacks, I have brought my secret weapon

Steak, cheese, and rice chimichangas

[wintry fog]

I've been eating hotdog weiners and hamburger patties for 6 weeks.
I think this is probably what it feels like to eat corpse starch every day

[rare pulsar]

You belong in horny jail brother.

[prisma cypress]

When I eat my homies plague marine fig but he used nurgles rot paint

[frail lichen]

under the horny jail

by 17ft

[jade fable]

The chud right

[neat jewel]

Nvm wrong perk

[jade fable]

Why yes.
*takes a hit of skooma

[frail lichen]

oh does khajiit have wears?

[rare pulsar]

They know what we are capable of and rightfully fear us. However they underestimate our depravity when they wanna add female ratling.

[wintry fog]

Bethesda are too cowardly to have a GTA-like skooma dealer questline

[jade fable]

*whispers, dime bag of m-moonsugar please

[spare cliff]

doesnt fallout 3 let you be a jet dealer?

[frail lichen]

fuck off my sand!

[rare pulsar]

Get outta here nwah

[spare cliff]

also you can supply a few junkies in fo4

[rare pulsar]

Skooma belongs to me alone

[jade fable]

Skooma belongs to the nords!

[wintry fog]

I may have missed that quest, unless you mean the one where you supply the ghouls creating super jet

[rare pulsar]

NO ITLL ALL BE MINE

I need it for medical purposes only

[jade fable]

You should check out the yt music video moonsugar by all in all

Its about caius cosades

[rare pulsar]

I prolly know that shit allready 😂

[wintry fog]

Vaguely related, but Coke could totally do a brand deal with Bethesda and sell nuka cola merch

[velvet talon]

There's a skooma addicted lizard in Skyrim and if you don't stop the skooma dealer then she dies

[spare cliff]

think i mandela effected my self lol

[rare pulsar]

Yeah allinall makes funny stuff

[spare cliff]

cant find it anywhere

you can still technically deal psycho in fnv to the guy at the start of honest hearts

[jade fable]

Come nerevar, come to me with fire and war

[velvet talon]

I married them straight after. Nothing better than a recovering addict.

[spare cliff]

i married mjoll and now aerin lives with me

i need to find a way to beat his ass without mjoll seeing

[jade fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTI90UwWus

[wintry fog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S98CmLnjYsA

[jade fable]

These are re so good

[trim sleet]

swear to god if i get one more person shooting poxbursters

im about to have a generational crashout

[halcyon glen]

Hey guys

[trim sleet]

(close range to people just because they have their gun out)

[surreal ermine]

veteran or arbites
call it

[normal linden]

if it's far away, what's the problem to shoot it? just safer and easier than running around

game has just crashed mid-mission, I couldn't reconnect to it, and now I can't even sign in

have FS's servers finally had enough?

[jade fable]

Wait were not supposed to shoot em?

[inland mantle]

The hamster put it's two week notice in

[normal linden]

You are. Some people just still think you can stop them with bare hands. Like c'mon, have you ever seen somebody doing it?

[normal linden]

crash again..

ffs, are they cutting cost even after just releasing a DLC?

it's unpayable... horrible lags

[halcyon glen]

Hi guys

It’s EAC

[coarse plover]

Anyone up for running Auric missions? I have gotten to 9 out of 10 then got killed on 10th, then 9th, 2 x 7th and so on......

I just want the achievement done

[wanton latch]

Hey there, i was wondering if anyone has experience running darktide on linux via steam. I've heard generally works pretty good these days but wanted to know if darktide is working specifically especially with an nvida card.

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

[elder hare]

that hamster is just a skeleton on a throne at this point

[halcyon glen]

Amogus

[long sigil]

why gold mission story mod

fix when

[thick coyote]

6 years

[elder merlin]

It needs to be winter already

I hate this house in the summer

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-5793124529796644806

[elder merlin]

Basically

Pretty sure in the next couple years i'll have a heatstroke in this house

[inland mantle]

I'll be right there with you this summer isnt holding back

[somber stream]

Install 2 (two) A/C

[elder merlin]

When i can buy one

[dry pebble]

most appliance stores

[somber stream]

Go to your nearest government facility and steal one

[round mica]

fuck da government

[somber stream]

So true big man

[spare cliff]

go to walmart

and get the one off the roof

[modest flume]

19 dollar fortnite card

[round mica]

fortnite

[somber stream]

I secretly do the Fortnite dance when im bored sometimes

[modest flume]

I don't play Fortnite so I'm spared the misery

[tacit geode]

They should invent knives that don't speak to you

[somber stream]

huh?

[thick coyote]

Uh

.....

Real

[final herald]

R u high on life

[thick coyote]

No, that's the video game

[somber stream]

Vibeo games can't get high silly

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

then why theres high score huh huh?

[somber stream]

I was wrong

roping myself

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/terrminator-wrong-gif-10539477

[elder stone]

Nah

[pallid hinge]

Hello I just joined I like judges. Befriend me mortals!

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

Also hey hey hey

Enjoy your stay

That being said

Nuh uh

[sage pike]

I have a skill issue question as someone that barely has 80 hrs

When you are sprint sliding

[karmic dagger]

when is the patch anyone know?

[sage pike]

Can you still get hit by gunfire

I thought that was supposed to dodge it

[somber stream]

Let me guess, your Arbites name is Dredd

[pallid hinge]

No samsnite like the luggage

[somber stream]

You will if they shoot you while you're sliding

[sage pike]

So you just need to find cover then? Say you’re playing as a zealot with either the left tree or the right tree and a flame thrower

[somber stream]

Very peculiar choice of name, but is original

[somber stream]

Ideally dip in and out of cover to get closer, yea

[elder hare]

dodge sliding gives you a brief iframe but it doesn't make you bulletproof, your best bet is to time your slide with the brief muzzle flash and audio cue

[pallid hinge]

None may match the crushing narcissism that is me

[sage pike]

Ahh so spam sliding really is a skill issue

When I see others do it unscathed it looked like spamming to me

And I get owned

[willow belfry]

is there a maelstrom mission on damnation , its not showin on mission hub?

[elder hare]

you'll get used to the combat loop and timing, a lot of the NPCs cannot aim "low" and shots go over your head

[inland mantle]

No only heresy and auric FS removed damnation maelstrom atm

[sage pike]

I have not once been able to clutch a mission when the rest of the team is dead usually due to gunfire

[willow belfry]

how can i make the penance now?

[sage pike]

At least as the zealot

I managed to revive the team yesterday as the arbiter

[inland mantle]

🤷‍♂️ Wouldnt be the first impossible penance thanks to bad FS updates

The Scab one iirc is still impossible

[sage pike]

So does movement speed affect how easily the enemy can target you?

Or does it just make it more likely you will make a mistake due to moving so fast

[obtuse hornet]

Hello convicts! What's going on in here?

[sage pike]

Referring to using like the combat knife and a skill that increases speed

[thick coyote]

You can be the flash

[elder hare]

Yeah, you can theoretically outrun the targeting with a mix of sprint sliding and using anything as cover. But running at an enemy will get you shot ofc

[thick coyote]

You'll get shot

[somber stream]

They will have a harder time zeroing you, but the moment you're blocked by a bunch of crusher or bulwalk, you're toasted

[thick coyote]

That being said

Sprint_dodging exists

You sprint at a certain angle and you'll avoid shots

[elder hare]

Anyone remember the side strafing dodge run bug where gunners couldn't target you? LMAO

[sage pike]

Hey how come I can’t thumbs up comments?

[thick coyote]

Works on all classes as long as you have stamina

Probably because grey name

[inland mantle]

Lack the power

Idk

[sage pike]

Oh shit I will try reading the pins then and see if it explains

[somber stream]

You don't have the right, oh you don't have the right

Most importantly, you don't have the right

[elder hare]

found the soulsplayer

[sage pike]

Oh gotcha

[thick coyote]

#zealot-class message

[elder hare]

thats why i think break the line arbies skill is the most powerful in the game, it knocks over anything that isnt a monstro. backed into a corner? ez push

[thick coyote]

Showing sprint dodge

[thick coyote]

???

[obtuse hornet]

Can't even send photos of my minis and that's the only reason I've shown up😭
Do you need a role for it? Or is it one of those activity points systems?

[thick coyote]

Ogryn Bullrush is right there

[inland mantle]

Talk to you get convict role

Red name

[elder hare]

ogryns are a whole class of their own, if you're backed into a corner as an ogryn its time to reroll

[obtuse hornet]

Ohm, it's talking time now I guess

[thick coyote]

Yeah so Bullrush still there

Smh

Poor Arby's propaganda

[inland mantle]

It's not too much chatting to get depending how active you are maybe a day or two

[thick coyote]

[elder hare]

Same for psykers shout but sometimes that feels buggy af

[somber stream]

I plei Bistol psyker

[dry pebble]

if you talk here for like two hours or less you can get the convict role

[thick coyote]

Yeah but shriek doesn't have consistent stagger

Nor stagger bosses

[obtuse hornet]

Doesn't seem too bad, though I just never have much input in large server conversations😔
It's my curse

[inland mantle]

Really just depends on the amount of messages sent

[dry pebble]

you can just say things that make yourself laugh, i did it like that

[elder hare]

so question, is that intentional or just FS shenanigans? Sometimes it doesn't even stagger pox walkers

[thick coyote]

Stagger value should scale with peril

[inland mantle]

Just say something stupid then non of us have braincells to begin with

[thick coyote]

So if you're shrieking at high peril and isn't staggering then it's a bug

[inland mantle]

Gen chat rotted them all away

[dry pebble]

imagine shrieking at 100% peril and just fucking ragdolling the crusher wave

[inland mantle]

100% just sends a PO flying off the map Gmod ragdoll style

[elder hare]

i wish there was a navigator skill tree that turned the shriek into insta brainbursts, so anything caught in it gets smited...smoted....popped

[dry pebble]

that would be very very powerful

[thick coyote]

Mortis Trials Shriek

[obtuse hornet]

Very real. I usually do that by taking the piss to get a discussion or argument going and then it never ends. Very entertaining

[dry pebble]

i have to play more mortis

[elder hare]

i mean being able to kill anything by bursting it's brain is powerful, especially from before the nerf where all you needed was a pixel of it's toe from 100 kilometers away

[somber stream]

We have a great variety of those around 'ere

[sage pike]

Oh that makes sense

[obtuse hornet]

NGL Erebus is kind of based and is the top man

[elder merlin]

[sage pike]

Checking it out now

[thick coyote]

Mortis Trials made me realize that Fatshark doesn't add fun stuff to normal game because they don't want to

[cyan current]

Gawd damn mutants and pox hounds are a pain to deal with

[obtuse hornet]

Actually though does anyone actually hate or have an opinion on him?

[inland mantle]

Anyways it's past my bed time now gonna try to fall asleep for the next 2 hours till next time darkdorks

[thick coyote]

Oh also smite indulgence does nothing

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-underwater-gif-16330202956106689018

[thick coyote]

💀

[elder stone]

The lex was formed in a duplex, it is very complex

[dry pebble]

resist the urge to not say "sex"

instead play some gex

[elder stone]

Educate yourself on sesbian lex

[thick coyote]

Dura Sex Sed Sex

[sage pike]

Holy shit I had no idea that’s how it works

[dry pebble]

Attention sexbreakers

[sage pike]

So you just can’t be aiming at what’s shooting you

Does that mean they will try to get in your line of sight so they can hit you?

[thick coyote]

"Sex is hard but it's sex"

💀

[thick coyote]

Not really

It's angle based

[somber stream]

My favourite battle stance is

Sextus Minoris 107

[elder hare]

unless its a sniper, in which case you'll get JFK'd through an opening in the grate that's only accessible by code 💀

[sage pike]

Snipers can still hit you with this skill?

[thick coyote]

If you over angle you get shot in the back

And sprint dodge only works while you have stamina

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

[elder hare]

in higher difficulties they need less time "zeroing in" and if you get spotted, it's almost an instant shot

[thick coyote]

The video you saw was explaining how Zealots Swift Certainty works

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Why you dislike Mortis?

[thick coyote]

I don't

[elder merlin]

[sage pike]

I didn’t realize the Mortis trials existed until a friend showed me. It wasn’t advertised well to a new player.

But they were very fun

[thick coyote]

Yeah I said that FS doesn't add fun stuff to the normal games

Like 10 brain bursts

[elder hare]

it's like a diet Chaos Wastes

[thick coyote]

Or

Shriek topples everything

[elder merlin]

Pretty much

[elder stone]

They should add a nuclear warhead to the game that liquidates the entire map

[thick coyote]

Hell that could be Venting Rupture related

[elder hare]

If you go colossus as arbites, your health and toughness regen so fast you can genuinely afk last rounds in Auric MTs

[elder merlin]

Hopefully a actual chaos wastes mode is in the works

[thick coyote]

Atm no one uses Warp Rupture

So at least make it do something

Or grenades applying brittleness

That would be alright

[sage pike]

What is colossus

[thick coyote]

Or Marty's Purpose working like Mortis Trials damage taken= cdr

[elder hare]

You get 3 random archetypes when joining, Colossus is the "tank" designation sort of

Or one that focuses on melee survivability

[thick coyote]

It's also the most ???????

[storm ember]

Heretic Captain: "So it's to be a challenge then? Alright!"
Me, with a thunder hammer:

[thick coyote]

There's no real threat on Trials to give Colossus value

500 bosses at best

3 Poxwalkers at worst

[sage pike]

OH THE MORTIS TRIALS shit I didn’t know what you meant

[elder hare]

Yeah it definitely has a harsh scaling curve, only coming into value at around round 6 or 7

[thick coyote]

Colossus should also increase your model size

Godzilla sized ogryns

[elder hare]

But we had 4 Daemonhosts and 6 monstrosities with a sniper/flamer gauntlet on round 11 and I genuinely had to step away to take care of my baby, came back to be alive just bouncing around

it gets pretty ridiculous

[fiery wave]

If only. Mortis ver is better lul.

[thick coyote]

Yeah

FS doesn't want us to have fun stuff on normal games

[elder hare]

I hope they give us a chaos waste campaign mode, something more tangible than mortis. not sure why they haven't implemented it tbh, CWs were the best part of Vermintide II

[fiery wave]

I think for toughness damage, it could provide CDR at like a 25% rate.

Normal games.

[thick coyote]

Probably because they spent the first 2 years fixing the game

[fiery wave]

Maybe 33%

[dry pebble]

and they still arent done fixing it all the way

so expect chaos wastes in 2028

[tacit geode]

I expect chaos wastes next year probably

Or December this year if we're lucky

[elder hare]

I'd even take different game modes like tower defense with different "zones" or capture the flag except it's us running with one of the in game carriables. Maybe even an insurgency mode where we have to defend the Mourningstar's bridge from a moebian boarding party

[civic otter]

At least they're working diligently on changes, servers, optimization and gameplay since they are what make/break a game, not comsmetics and content fluff. Try telling that to a certain 40k game though...

[elder hare]

to be fair, customization is 90% of what makes WH fun since the codex changes so often.......

[tacit geode]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[civic otter]

Enough, compared to its competitor within the 40k genre, which is getting shadow changes/nerfs, and is downgrading their performance each new patch

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

[tacit geode]

...
Uhhh...

[steady scroll]

Alright I finally got Arby. All my chars are named after the VT2 characters, only Sienna left. So I'll call her CNR and the dog Bites.

C N R Bites ->Si enn ar Bites -> SiennarBites -> SiennaArbites

But it looks a bit boring as CNR, so not sure how to format it, anyone got some clever ideas?

• C-NR
• C.N.R.
• CnR

Leaning towards the first.

[dry pebble]

my guess is that the initial plan for the game-mission structure was it being sepparated between zones and mission types - eventually there could be any mission type in any zone (like the DRG mission board), with operations being the quick unique missions

but i dont know if that got shafted or not

[civic otter]

That'd be SM2, good part of the fanbase is now moving to darktide

[dry pebble]

God imagine Darktide with SM2 cosmetic customization

🤤

[civic otter]

WH of course, fashion is always the endgame. But videogames? I rather they be stable first

[gilded crown]

I wanna be a door

[dry pebble]

there is a band about that

[civic otter]

Anyways present 40k makes me piss and shid and die

30k better

[dry pebble]

why is that?

[civic otter]

Primarchs coming back like long lost pokemon, primaris intervention, and mary sue characters amongst other things

In truth GW just wanted more sales

Primaris are a marketing strategy, so is sm2

Open warhammer to a broader base, make the lore more accessible

Nearly drop the dark age of technology struggle

[modest flume]

riders on the storm

into this house we're born

into this world we're thrown

[civic otter]

It's the classic. Making genres appeal to a broader fanbase makes communities more lively, but it de-faces the genre itself.

[elder hare]

Also making SM chapters role specific as opposed to being self sustaining

[civic otter]

"Broader appeal" is the death of a niche.

[spark plume]

Any oce people on?

[modest flume]

In the grim dark future, no one is a good guy... except the Imperium and all of their factions because they pose heroically and show up to save doomed planets

[spark plume]

Trying to do auric maelstrom but it seems to only be 3 players doing it atm

[spark plume]

Real

[elder hare]

meanwhile Grey Knights:

[modest flume]

(Same as any other space marine chapter but their chapter strength is always at 666 )

[tepid spire]

grey kinghts, for the extra edgy

[civic otter]

I'd say 40k has good individuals but not good chapters/factions). Slop short form warhammer 40k content will tell you the salamanders are the good guys, but that's just a moral rule the chapter has, doesn't mean every salamander follows it the same way. Individuals gonna be individuals, we each interpret things differently. T'kell from "Vulkan Lives" a complete contrast to his chapter.

[elder hare]

White Scars are pretty chill tbh, but def that mentality. Everyone's a bad guy, some are just badder with bigger guns

[civic otter]

You have Chaos space marines who are more agreeable than loyalists lol.

[modest flume]

Well my statement is more of a dig at the portrayal of the Imperium in modern times more than anything

Yeah everything is just different shades of Grey

[dry pebble]

although i like the primarchs coming back i do agree with you totally, its getting less grimdark and thats a problem for the IP that fucking created grimdark

[modest flume]

But only space marines can pose heroically

[civic otter]

For sure, just expanding on that

[modest flume]

Nah I agree, what makes grimdark so good is the hope, that although may be futile, is what still drives them, and us

[civic otter]

Don't get me wrong it's cool, everyone loves to see cool characters. But this was brought along like a nuke. Especially in a franchise with as much of a long story as 40k, these changes MUST be very well reasoned and justified

[modest flume]

One of the best convos is in this game, between Bodyguard and Savant

[elder hare]

Not to mention who brought the Primaris back

[civic otter]

[modest flume]

Bodyguard says hope is hard, and Savant agrees, but she says that without hope, we can't look to tomorrow or everything is already lost or something along those lines

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYkF31_Ce6s&pp=ygUdRGFya3RpZGUgYm9keWd1YXJkIGFuZiBzYXZhbnQ%3D

[civic otter]

It is subjective, each has their own form of hope. But overall, hope is a good element when scarce, when done right

[modest flume]

"It gets easier when shared with friends"

[modest flume]

Counter point: U're mom gae, and now you are exposed on Reddit

*because you don't share my exact view and you're not allowed to interpret differently

[surreal ermine]

the only good guy is brawler ogryn
love me rashuns

[civic otter]

Tr00, i'm just a bilndly religious, bigoted templar what do i know

[modest flume]

But real talk, I agree

[civic otter]

Ogryns be a damn beacon of light

Not to mention, if their brain cells ran a little harder they could give space marines a pretty difficult time.

[surreal ermine]

yeah even bully is a sweetheart in some convos

[civic otter]

They always are, which is why they need care

Because note that

[modest flume]

This reminds me to look for more nobledark books to read

[thick coyote]

Bodyguard, my beloved

[civic otter]

If a comissar gets corrupted, and said comissar is working with an ogryn, the ogryn will STILL follow the comissar

[thick coyote]

Best hype man

[modest flume]

You're my beloved

[civic otter]

Literally impossibly loyal to a fault

Dare i say it's wholesome

[surreal ermine]

bodyguard is sharp as fuck mentally for an ogryn

[thick coyote]

Psyker moment

[modest flume]

They all are, but Bodyguard is exceptionally canny, as per his own words

[civic otter]

Dakrtide ogryns, no, darktide freaks are not normal at all. You're looking at goddamn exceptional gems. You're playing with the SMART ogryns.

[modest flume]

Not only is he a lummox, he has a pedigree

[dry pebble]

bodyguard is so loved and so chadded that im almost changing my ogryn to brawler just to stop getting double bodyguard ogryns in every lobby

[thick coyote]

Real

[surreal ermine]

i love bodyguard but brawler will always be my favorite

[modest flume]

I'm running Bully, that's the least frequent voice to me

[surreal ermine]

love my dumbfuck

[thick coyote]

Same

[rigid ridge]

When do you unlock the mortis trials?

[thick coyote]

Lvl 13 iirc

[modest flume]

I like flipping the whole "sah, rashuns, Lil uns" on its head with Bully

[dry pebble]

Really? In my region i see more bullies than brawlers

[jaunty path]

Aren't one of thems volunteers? Or no

[dry pebble]

here its like, ogryns are bodyguard, psykers are savant, zealots are agitators and vets are loose canon

arbiters are maul also

[jaunty path]

Pretty sure one said it's a volunteer.

[final herald]

We can count to 4

[surreal ermine]

brawler is just a guy you could find in an english pub

[jaunty path]

How big is the difference with dump stats anyway

[final herald]

Also bully isn't particularly mean

I will maintain

He's like the guy with fetal alcohol poisoning who you can distract by talking about trains

[thick coyote]

Depends on the weapon

[sleek harness]

Very impactful if you decide to dump damage like a dumbass

[surreal ermine]

i fucking love having a bully on the team on rolling steel

[sleek harness]

[thick coyote]

It could be a 0.2 difference in mobility

It could be losing 1 cleave

[final herald]

Meanwhile flamer

The difference is like

[modest flume]

He's defensive, but that is arguably justified by implied mistreatment

[final herald]

2 damage

[final herald]

Ye

[dry pebble]

yeah he just likes shaming small people

[sleek harness]

You think I am going to remember a weapon like that?

[final herald]

To be a runt is to be bad

[thick coyote]

It could be the difference between a good Rashad and a thrash Rashad

Or 7 shots plasma

[modest flume]

Heal up, runts!

[round mica]

wait until you hear his dialogue with arbite

[final herald]

I do. He doesn't like the law.

[round mica]

he hates arbite

a lot

[dry pebble]

i like the brawler because he seems to be in immense pain when trying to form a simple sentence

[final herald]

Neither do the psykers outside of the lex one

[dry pebble]

Dont all ogryns? Bodyguard also despises the plate face

[surreal ermine]

the arbites dont seem particularly popular among the rejects in general

[sleek harness]

I don't remember any lex Pyskers

[dry pebble]

except for zealots

zealots love them

[final herald]

How

[sleek harness]

Because they aren't rejects

[digital tundra]

Considering how the Savant suggests that his Bone 'ead implant isn't installed correctly, it makes sense

[final herald]

All she talks about is being an enforcer

[sleek harness]

[final herald]

One of her emperor chants is "for the lex atoma"

His

[dry pebble]

I love savant psyker

[surreal ermine]

brawler says it makes his head sizzle when he thinks too hard lmao

[final herald]

Its the french voice

[thick coyote]

Savant

[sleek harness]

The only bad pysker voice?

[dry pebble]

or zimbabwean if its male

[sleek harness]

The one which roleplays as a soldier?

[dry pebble]

BAD?

[final herald]

Don't embody your name to my face

[dry pebble]

Bad is loner

[digital tundra]

Thought it was Carribean for the male Savant

[thick coyote]

That's Loner smh

[surreal ermine]

i love how sassy loner is to arbites

[thick coyote]

[dry pebble]

The VA is from zimbabwe

[fiery wave]

Nu. Loner is a realist.

[surreal ermine]

how do people hate loner smh

[final herald]

Probably, but thats actually not different

[surreal ermine]

hes so funny

[digital tundra]

Ahhh gotcha

[final herald]

France...has....

......influence.

[thick coyote]

Definitely not because of his insufferable personality

[sleek harness]

Thats because you hate his voice not his personality

[final herald]

esspecially in the Caribbean and in west africa

[thick coyote]

[fiery wave]

Because they kiss the corpse on the metal loo too much.

[surreal ermine]

i love his personality hes fucking hilarious

[final herald]

I don't like female loner

[fiery wave]

Nor need to fear being fed to said corpse.

[final herald]

Male loner is fine

[dry pebble]

Loner talks like he is a Chaos player angry because they only make imperium centric videogames

I like his voice

[surreal ermine]

i dont think ive ever actually heard a female loner

[dry pebble]

medic from tf2

[final herald]

Female loner feels like a child

Like

What r u doing here gurl

[fiery wave]

Getting bullied by life+++.

[thick coyote]

Fem Loner is cooler though

She's Romanian

[final herald]

Fem loner needs to go home

Romanian child

[surreal ermine]

every time i see a female psyker they always have the uhhhhh seer? the one who constantly talks about their beloved

[thick coyote]

Yeah that's seer

[sleek harness]

Seer is the best

[somber stream]

Romanian you say

[final herald]

Loner probably burnt ppl out in general though because for a while it was ONLY male loner psyker and like random fem seer

Now its mainly male seer

[sleek harness]

Specifically male Seer

Female Seer is just Sienna from Vermintide

[dry pebble]

Male seer canonically gay

in a relationship with the emperor

[edgy cargo]

just came by to say if you have an anime profile picture then i respect but disagree with your choice

[somber stream]

Impossible

[final herald]

Well his beloved is a ginormous buff dude with oily muscles so

[dry pebble]

male seer the twink fighting for his hunk

[surreal ermine]

the third psyker personality is just kinda boring

[thick coyote]

Dilf????

[somber stream]

I think you have an obsession Cee

[digital tundra]

Real relationship goals

[sleek harness]

Do we tell Leech about the Emperor being a dead corpse on a chair?

[final herald]

I like savant female

[thick coyote]

[final herald]

Do you think he would project that to a psyker he is yapping at or

[surreal ermine]

savant feels like they plopped a boy scout into 40k and it feels off

[final herald]

You probably think he used to naturally glow too

[dry pebble]

lmao i was brainrotted by lgbt lingo

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[dry pebble]

which im bi i mean but

[sleek harness]

Seer would still love him

[dry pebble]

yeah

[sleek harness]

Even if he was bones

[somber stream]

yeah

[final herald]

Male savant feels like the kind of character that would die halfway through a movie

Female savant feels like a side character and I fuck with that

[somber stream]

Is Savant the one with French accent

[final herald]

Ye

[dry pebble]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Male servant fits with the Darktide title screen pysker

[somber stream]

Female are likely to survive

[final herald]

Yeah he gonna die

[somber stream]

Main character though? Professional Vet

[sleek harness]

Everyone is going to die dumbass

[dry pebble]

TRUE

[sleek harness]

Just at a different point

[dry pebble]

I love professional vet

[surreal ermine]

not the ogryns

[fiery wave]

I keep saying that IDK why they care about a corpse on a metal loo.

[somber stream]

CLOSE, KILL AND DO IT AGAIN

[final herald]

Professional vet and then lc female getting them into whatever mess that got him arrested to begin with

[sleek harness]

Professional at yapping

[thick coyote]

It came free with your life cycle

[dry pebble]

And hes goddamn right

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[surreal ermine]

i want to strangle the cadian vet every time he yaps about cadia

[sleek harness]

The local ogryns hate him

[final herald]

But like its a platonic relationship because LC is lowk too suicidal to be more than that

[somber stream]

Simply turn off Cadia

Oh wait

It is off

[dry pebble]

Cutthroat would be so much better if he wasnt cadian tho

[final herald]

Cadian vet makes me want to hit them with shovels

[surreal ermine]

is it loner that has the line where he mocks him about cadia

[final herald]

Arbites even got a better cutthroat bro I hate this

[surreal ermine]

that ones so funny

[somber stream]

It's Professional actually

[sleek harness]

That joke would make more sense if Cadia just suddenly disappeared

[dry pebble]

Also loner would be instantly saved if he didnt break immersion by sympathizing with the heretics and calling the emperor a corpse honestly

[sleek harness]

But at the moment we got your joke which sucks

[final herald]

Are you here to like be a shit

Is this a bit

[somber stream]

Eat shit and die rat

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[somber stream]

Yuh uh

[thick coyote]

Like

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Everyone mocks him about Cadia

Except male Savant

[sleek harness]

Since you mentioned about eating shit you must like it then

[somber stream]

The vermin is always shit

[sleek harness]

[surreal ermine]

ive only ever gotten one of the lines like once for it

[final herald]

I don't like that that sucks :(

[surreal ermine]

feels like banter has been borked ever since arbites came out it stanks

[thick coyote]

Male Savant and Male Cutthroat are low key peak bromance

[somber stream]

It's okay, part of the bit

[final herald]

Not for me

[dry pebble]

it does

[somber stream]

Eh you'll get used to it

[final herald]

No

[somber stream]

OH WAIT

YOU'RE A RAT

[final herald]

I will use the discord tools to not need to

[somber stream]

xd

[dry pebble]

Especially if you are arbiter male fatalist, banter is mega broken

[final herald]

[sleek harness]

If only you treated me better then I wouldn't have bombed your home

[surreal ermine]

yeah i keep getting the same few lines for a lot of the arbites

[somber stream]

THat was a decoy, you imbecile

[surreal ermine]

only reason ive heard more of them is from that youtube channel that uploads banter

[dry pebble]

also some people starting banter and no one responding

[sleek harness]

Decoy, not fake house

[dry pebble]

i get embarassed by that

[somber stream]

Do you even comprehend

[final herald]

"Can I ask you something firebrand"

[sleek harness]

Yes

[final herald]

[Dead silence]

[sleek harness]

I bombed your house

[dry pebble]

like ogryn says "what is indomitus crusade" and no one even says anything

[dry pebble]

YES

God poor people

at least respond them

[elder merlin]

[surreal ermine]

i feel so bad when nobody responds to the ogryn :(

[somber stream]

So this is why not a single Arby responded to my Psyker

I thought it was legit part of the game

[final herald]

Authoritarian female is so silly even with the chat pauses

It somehow fits for her too well

[tepid spire]

our bois don't even know what the cicatrix maledictum is. I'm suprised they know that astrartes exist tbh

[final herald]

She is doing her best

[somber stream]

Lex'zel

[dry pebble]

Authoritarians are just goofs

[final herald]

To be fair you aren't supposed to yap about warp fuckery

[somber stream]

I love that slav accent

[final herald]

But knowing about space marines is a bit different

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

U wot?

[tepid spire]

lots of ppl in the imperium believe they are a myth

[surreal ermine]

man theres whole ass statues of them in some of the maps

[mossy solstice]

Bruh, joined a heresy maelstrom I-II at Refinery Delta 17. We went up the first lift and immediately 5 full-health monstrosities spawn. We get swarmed by 3 plogryns, 1 spawn and 1 bon. Never seen the director this ferocious on heresy difficulty

[final herald]

A lot of commoners yeah

[somber stream]

They're supposed to be super rare and all

But we see their blue berry asses everywhere

[final herald]

But they usually hear about them as "the emperors angels"

[sleek harness]

Legends you mean

[final herald]

And its not like they do public outreach like the sororitas do

The sisters of battle will like...be out in public

The astartes will not unless something is very wrong

[golden dawn]

what does elite dmg actually cover? is it just everything thats killfeed worthy but isnt a "special" like trappers dogs grenaders etc

[final herald]

Basically yeah

[somber stream]

Yeah if you get a chapter on your planet, you can kiss it goodbye

[dry pebble]

Some enemies are elite, some are specials

Like gunners are elite

[thick coyote]

Ragers
Gunners
Ogryns
Maulers

[final herald]

I think the closest you can get to having space marines "around" and not actively needing an issue is like

[thick coyote]

Shotgunners

[final herald]

The ultramarines

[dry pebble]

Shotgunners are elite too, right?

[sleek harness]

Very good explanation my friend Brazilian

[somber stream]

Cee is brazilian too?

[golden dawn]

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[dry pebble]

most things i do because they make me laugh

im the target audience for my jokes

[somber stream]

That's 2 so far

[dry pebble]

we will colonize this server some day

[somber stream]

Nah

[dry pebble]

eventually, all come to brazil

[somber stream]

I notice a lot of lurking German here

[final herald]

When darktide stops being supported there will suddenly be a massive influx of brazilians

[somber stream]

But my mere presence scare them away

[final herald]

Such is the law of multiplayer games

[sleek harness]

[surreal ermine]

br?

[dry pebble]

I would like to see at least one Space Marine in darktide at least once to get a sense of "scale". Just like an ultramarine envoy or some shit like these so we can talk to him in the Mourningstar and be like waow

[final herald]

Hopefully this gets people to stop fucking asking for them

Because they WILL be primaris

[somber stream]

Which is... cringe

[final herald]

No

New = bad is for losers

[somber stream]

Primaris are cringe

[dry pebble]

I miss my darth vader helmet tho...

[final herald]

Primaris are cool and they kept the lamenters from going extinct

[jaunty path]

LETS ADD SOME FUCKING DREADNOUGHTS

LETS GO

COME ON

DREADNOUGHTS HELL YEAH

[somber stream]

Their lore is literally Mary sue

[jaunty path]

Silence

[final herald]

Thats also the lore of normal space marines

And

The emperor

[dry pebble]

fatshark leaked it that Grendyl is entombed in a dreadnought

[final herald]

And the primarchs

[somber stream]

No?

[jaunty path]

I NEED DREADNOUGHTS

[fiery wave]

Marty Stu, you mean?

[jaunty path]

IMMEDIATELY

[somber stream]

Half of them turned traitor?

[final herald]

Later yes

[somber stream]

Yeah thanks Karien

[timid zodiac]

Screw the ultramarines I wanna see some plague guard enemies. Proper plague marine enemies or some kind of plague dreadnaught/hellbrute

[final herald]

But them growing up is various flavors of "this is an anime protagonist"

[somber stream]

Thank god Fat Shark already said no spess mahren

[surreal ermine]

space marines more like stinky poopooheads i want some other literally who losers

[final herald]

The only one with a true "bad" end is because he was the obligatory edgelord (angron)

[sleek harness]

Add a whole visual novel where your Reject or Arbites talks to a random ass Blood Space Marine

[final herald]

This is specifically why I want skitarii so badly

[jaunty path]

Closest thing we'll get to a space marine is most likely a terminator plague marine if I'm gonna be honest.